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Independent Releases presents:
Twisted Metal - S01E08 - EV3L1N

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That's hot.

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That was quite a clash.

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Look at that goose egg.

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Where are your parents, dear?

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Don't know.
- How old are you?

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Ten? Eleven?
- Don't know.

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That collision is good for you
delivered a nice bang.

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Let's start simple.
Do you have a name?

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Don't know.

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It's okay. Let me help you.
I can get you home safely.

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Guard.

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Little chance. There's coming
a Watkyn's storm.

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That's my car.

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Who is this bastard?

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Give me those sunglasses.
The sun is teasing me.

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I can't do that, I'm dying.
Say nice things at my funeral.

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Take the time to be positive
to tell about my good deeds.

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Men really can't get over hangovers.

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No hangovers in New San Francisco,
I can tell you that.

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Last time I had a pork tenderloin.
I can't wait.

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I can't wait
to get a dog.

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No, too playful.
- What? No, not to eat.

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I always wanted a pet.

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A three-legged wolfhound named Patrick.

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I'm not going to take care of a dog.
- Nobody asked you that.

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We're going to live together.
- What? Are we going to live together?

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What? No, why?

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Living together in the same city.

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I'll walk your dog
when you're not at home...

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...in your house. And I'm home
in my own house. Two separate houses.

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That's two houses.

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Unless you want to live together.

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Do you want that?
- Don't know.

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Do you want that?
- You're a bad roommate.

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You want your sunglasses
don't even share with me.

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I can share my disgusting popcorn.

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You can aim so well.

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Damn.

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Is this the infamous photo?

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What had happened?
You used to be cute.

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Careful with that.

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This is the only photo you have
of your past life...

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...and you keep it in your sun visor.
I can hold him for a while.

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Damn.

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I told you to be careful
had to do. Stupid.

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Stay with Evelyn for the package
to keep an eye on.

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I can do two things at the same time.

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How old were you in that photo?
- Why does anyone keep track of that?

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I mean birthdays, moon phases.
Cutting your dick and counting the rings.

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Should we just find that photo?
It's almost dark already.

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Found.

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What do you say then?
- Don't drop it again.

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Come on, get in the car.

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No, no.

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Damn Holy Men.

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Those damn shots.

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I can't believe it
that some Holy Men...

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What the hell did you do?

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John.
- Damn.

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We've been walking for an hour
and you haven't said anything yet.

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I don't know what to say.
I messed up.

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If you want to be angry, fine.

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I think we'll walk
until we die.

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This isn't the first time
that I lost Evelyn.

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Vultures once stole her,
Necros another time.

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I was once forgotten
where I parked her.

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Well, that's stupid.

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But every time I lose her,
she comes back to me.

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Then let me help you this time.

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Please.

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Fine.

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Wait, where are you going?
- Follow the bells, Evelyn is there.

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We can't just do that
inside the Holy Men.

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You saw what they did
with the convoy's milkman.

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Evelyn is so close.
We have to get her back.

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And I can't do that on my own.
What do you say, partner?

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Good. Let's get your car.

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Great.

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We have those masks
need those dead Holy Men...

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...so we stand out less.
- Isn't that an hour's walk?

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I'm just going to wait here.

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Did you hear me?

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He didn't hear me.

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Please.

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Belly, shut up.

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Nasty.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Shame.

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Toilet paper, beans.

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Bingo.

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It seems like it's here.

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I don't like it
that this mask is moist.

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At least yours didn't have a beard.

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I have to tonight
take all the hair out of my mouth.

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We need you too
male voice works.

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Male voice?

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Holy Men?

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You can't stand out.
Let me hear your deep voice.

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I like killing
and guns, really.

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Don't try to talk.
- All right, Governor.

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I'm going to kill you.
- I you. Let's do this.

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Nice party, huh?

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Food for the sinful.

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Damn, what are these guys like
not dead yet?

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Don't stare, adapt.

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My size.

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I want that one.
- Too bad, man.

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From one brother to another,
I propose a fight.

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Let's get started.

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At least they're having fun.
- Not him.

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Damn.
Maybe he deserved it.

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I don't have that.

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I hate this place.
- Kiss my leather.

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We adore you.
- Bend over.

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Evelyn must be here.

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Mingle with these freaks
until we find her.

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Nice and flexible.

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Damn.

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Tering.

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Who allowed you to talk?

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Do you like pain?
-I love it so much, my lady.

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Damn.
- Good.

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The goddess is happy.

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Donor?
- Yes, goddess?

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Bring us drink offerings.

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Please.

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It's time to get drunk.

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Drink it up, drink it up.

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Nothing is better than whiskey and coke.

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Why is it so crispy?
- That must be the coke.

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It's Preacher.
- Preacher is here.

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I love you, Preacher.
- Forgive me my sins.

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I think the coke is starting to work.

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I can't feel my throat.
- I'm going to shit my pants.

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Goodnight.

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Which of you are blessed
was on the death list for seven days?

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God bless you, Krevin.

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Success flows in your veins.
Then, reward him.

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Please. Enjoy it.

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Gods and goddesses.

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It's an honor for me
to be with you again...

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...here in Colorado for this
our annual pilgrimage.

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The Rocky Mountain fuckfest.

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While we surrender
of the seven deadly pleasures...

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...we commemorate our past
and celebrate our future.

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I was a man of God.

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I was even celibate.

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Shut up, Krevin.

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But when the world ended,
God was nowhere to be found.

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Then I thought that
this bastard had given up on us.

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Right? But then
I realized not.

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We are the gods.

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That has always been the case
and it will always remain that way.

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And the roads will
remain our domain forever.

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Good atmosphere.

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I hear your teeth grinding.
- That's you.

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Now...

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...what kind of gifts
did you bring for me?

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Do I see a generator there?

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Good. Gasoline, nice.

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Guns and drugs.

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You guys need to get more creative
than just giving drugs.

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Please, Preacher.
- That's just more drugs, Jeff.

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Just more drugs.

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Everyone needs to shut up now.

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Wait a minute.

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Damn it yet.

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What are you doing now? Where are you going?

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A gift for you, Preacher.

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What an incredibly delicious thing.

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I should rub myself with oil
and put my dick in your exhaust.

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Fuck her exhaust, fuck her exhaust.

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Stay away from her.

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Who had spoken?

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Your tone sounded unfavorable.
I like that.

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You want her, don't you?
- Say no.

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From one brother to another...

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...I propose a fight.

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Oh, yes.

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Are you ready?

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What's your plan?
- Have you seen this guy?

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A strong wind could blow it over.
I'll beat him up like this...

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...that I will be the new king.
- That's the coke talking.

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My God.

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Coke Jesus has
a hard right hook.

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I heard something crack.
I think it was my brain.

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He's fast, so keep your distance.

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You can't hit him
if you're too close.

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Honestly...
- I said I could handle him.

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What? John? You're on your own.

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Let's eat him.
- Surprise.

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My eyes.

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Stay down, Preach.

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Have you ever drunk your own blood?
It's very intoxicating.

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What do we get...

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Are you possessed?

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One day, by a little demon baby.

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That bastard took care of it
that I massacred an entire church.

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Here we go.

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I can still hear their screams.
I can't wait for yours.

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I can't stop kicking.
- He's doing very well.

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The Holy Spirit lives in me.

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What shall I do? Should I eat it?

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Should I fuck him?

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Time for a nap.

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Get down on your knees
and lick my dirty boots, pig.

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Yes, goddess.

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Please, goddess.

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Where are the keys?
of that car, vermin?

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I want to take it for a ride.

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Wait, goddesses are only co-drivers.

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That is our way.
- Not my way.

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Please.

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Where are you going?

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Take him to the cross.

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Come on, guys.

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I have someone here who is perfect
can hang on the cross.

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Meanwhile, it hangs
that dead bastard is still there.

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Repeat after me.

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When the heart stops,
the body must go.

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See? It's not that hard, okay?
Now the whole atmosphere is ruined.

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The new one gets a timeout
and you take the other one out of there.

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Don't let this ruin your night.
- Too late, Janice.

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Come forth,
I heard you.

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Calm down. I am
just looking for food.

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Do you happen to have anything to eat?
- Go away, jerk.

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I won't hurt you.
- Get out, I said.

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Why did you do that now?
Right against my face.

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Sorry, I was aiming for your balls.
- That would hurt too.

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But that's okay�.
You can make it up to me.

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Because it's dinner time.

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He is alone.

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Dinner time.

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Children are back on the menu.

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I like young calves.

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We're going to get you.
- Please.

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Come on.

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Hello there.

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Get the clothes on.

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Krevin, you're a fucking ass.

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This idiot can't even
get a hose...

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...which is long enough
to fill my new treasure.

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You made a dent
on Evelyn's hood, you son of a bitch.

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You lost, right?
- You don't know that.

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This might as well be the case
be the winner's cage.

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Idiot.

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I have transportation for us.
A shitty car, but...

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...but it will get us out of here.
- I'm not leaving her behind.

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John, are you kidding?
You almost died.

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I can't believe I'm saying this
but it's just a car, John.

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You don't understand.
- No, that's right.

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But I fought and bled.

255
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:39,150
I was beaten up.
I drank coke for you.

256
00:20:39,348 --> 00:20:41,087
And your car.

257
00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:44,173
And now you're saying I don't get it?

258
00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:47,134
Get the clothes on.

259
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,875
I thought we were partners.

260
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,290
I'm not leaving Evelyn behind.

261
00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:56,845
And I'm not dying
for a damn car.

262
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,217
Preacher.

263
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,595
Someone has attacked Fenchy
and a car stolen.

264
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,829
What? Seal the camp.

265
00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:07,708
Seal the camp.
- Seal the camp.

266
00:21:11,262 --> 00:21:13,040
We have to leave.

267
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,728
Now, John.

268
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:18,931
Then go.

269
00:21:42,332 --> 00:21:43,735
Where are we going now?

270
00:21:43,861 --> 00:21:46,970
We can go anywhere
wherever you want. Your choice.

271
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,642
Or not.

272
00:22:07,488 --> 00:22:10,259
I owe you something
because you saved me.

273
00:22:10,642 --> 00:22:13,110
I'm going to fix you, I promise.

274
00:22:13,861 --> 00:22:16,532
Just you, me and the road.

275
00:22:17,076 --> 00:22:18,861
Sounds good?

276
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:33,665
Thank goodness. I'm here, Evelyn.
Let's get out of here.

277
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,009
I admire your thirst.

278
00:22:37,135 --> 00:22:41,243
But if anyone has this car
is going to fuck, then that's me.

279
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,272
You are not worthy of the mask.

280
00:22:58,398 --> 00:23:00,577
Good, because it is abrasive.

281
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:05,926
I am the Angel of Death.

282
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,866
And I will set you free.

283
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:14,397
No.

284
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:17,546
No, no.

285
00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:24,632
Damn.

286
00:23:58,383 --> 00:24:00,677
Hurry up. Be careful
with Preacher's head.

287
00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:04,392
Don't lose it.
Those were the last.

288
00:24:04,518 --> 00:24:07,061
Drive, bastard.
- Yes, goddess.

289
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,186
Damn.

290
00:24:22,931 --> 00:24:25,780
My head.

291
00:24:33,788 --> 00:24:35,405
No.

292
00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:23,262
WRAPPING YARD

293
00:27:20,721 --> 00:27:22,986
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
I AM CLOSE

294
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:31,604
Translation: Independent Releases