1
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(Pops)
'Looks like you guys
had a good practice game.'

2
00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:07,280
Oh, we wrecked them,
brother.

3
00:00:07,316 --> 00:00:10,496
Yeah, pop. We beat them
like they was a bunch of
kids.

4
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But don't think
it's gonna be that easy

5
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when you play the Jones
Brothers
next Saturday.

6
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Man, we gonna wipe the floors
with them scrubs, a'ight?

7
00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,196
You said that last year
and they beat you by 20
points.

8
00:00:17,233 --> 00:00:20,503
Hey, well, pops,
we did our best.

9
00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:22,000
That's what Patrick Ewing says.

10
00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:25,130
You never see him
on a Wheaties box.

11
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Well, he ain't the cutest
guy
in the world.

12
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I think people
wanna
enjoy their
breakfast.

13
00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:30,333
Yeah, pop,
who wanna eat their cereal

14
00:00:30,366 --> 00:00:32,366
with this guy lookin' at you?

15
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[laughs]

16
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[theme song]

17
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♪ We're brothers ♪

18
00:00:41,266 --> 00:00:44,226
♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪

19
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪

20
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(male
'Alright, cut and print!'

21
00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,230
'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite. That is..'

22
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪

23
00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:57,326
♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

24
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪

25
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

26
00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,380
♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪

27
00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,500
♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

28
00:01:07,830 --> 00:01:09,270
♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪

29
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

30
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♪ I got something.. ♪♪

31
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Now, boys, I want you
to practice two hours

32
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every day this week.

33
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Two hours?

34
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Come on, pop,
what's the big deal, black?

35
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- Big deal?
- Yeah.

36
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The Williams family have been
playing the Jones family

37
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this grudge game every year
for three generations.

38
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Ever since Grandma Williams
took Grandpa Jones to the home.

39
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Are we still talking about
basketball, pops?

40
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Yes, we are.

41
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I'll never forget
my last win over the
Jones'.

42
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It was back in the old days.

43
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- Oh, God! Here we go.
- Oh, God! Here we go.

44
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Two-fisted windmill slam.
Look.

45
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Bam!

46
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Reverse backhand layup,
left-handed.

47
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Yi-dee!

48
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Thirty-foot jump shot, look.

49
00:02:01,116 --> 00:02:02,656
Swoosh!

50
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Oh, it was lovely.

51
00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,230
[laughs]

52
00:02:04,266 --> 00:02:05,366
Those were the old days, pop.

53
00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,230
Back when the NBA stood
for "No Brothers Allowed."

54
00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:10,496
[laughing]

55
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Let's talk about last year
when the Jones brother

56
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'opened a can of whipped butter
on you two.'

57
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The saddest day of my life.

58
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Hey, hey, relax,
pop,
alright?

59
00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:19,663
Now you're talkin'
to the dream team,
brother.

60
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That's right.

61
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Well, when you wake up

62
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I've got something for you.

63
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What you got?

64
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I call it the four Ps.

65
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Pop's Potent Power Punch.

66
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- Hey.
- Hey.

67
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Hey, you smell like New Jersey.

68
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Yeah, pop.

69
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Are we supposed to drink this

70
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or relax our hair with it?

71
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It is a health drink.

72
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Raw eggs, mashed cheese,
cod liver oil

73
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and a drop of prune juice
to sweeten the taste.

74
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Ooh! Age before beauty.

75
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Uh. Ooh, yeah.
Age before beauty,
pop.

76
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Stop acting
like a couple of sissies.

77
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You gotta knock it out
like a man!

78
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[belches]

79
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Too much prune juice.

80
00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:05,200
- Hey, where you going?
- Where you going?

81
00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,353
- Where you going?
- Where you going?

82
00:03:06,383 --> 00:03:08,173
Let me go. Let me go.

83
00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,660
Where you going?

84
00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,250
It looks like
Pop Potent Power Punch

85
00:03:12,283 --> 00:03:14,103
put pop in the potty.

86
00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:16,333
Pretty pitiful!

87
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Peace out!

88
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(Shawn)
'I think pops was right.'

89
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'I think we need to spend
a little bit'

90
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more time practicing.

91
00:03:21,216 --> 00:03:22,316
Besides,
who cares about a
stupid

92
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basketball game, anyway?

93
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I do.

94
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That's the difference
between you and me.

95
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I care about honor

96
00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,280
family tradition,
and self-integrity.

97
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And you, you cried
when they cancelled "Blossom."

98
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Hey, hey, she ain't
much to look at.

99
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But white girl could dance, boy.

100
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She was workin' it.

101
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Whoa.

102
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[chuckles]

103
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Hey, Marlon, doesn't it irk
you
that the Jones Brothers

104
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beat us our whole lives
at everything?

105
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I mean, little league
stickball,
football, track..

106
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- Hungry Hungry Hippos.
- Yeah.

107
00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:01,826
I mean, the only thing we ever
beat them in was basketball

108
00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,326
up until last year.

109
00:04:02,366 --> 00:04:05,216
Man, if you could've only
seen the look on pop's face.

110
00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:07,170
Yeah, I saw
it.
I was there.

111
00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,100
Damn, that man is ugly
when he cries.

112
00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,503
'I know.'

113
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You know what, Shawn?
You're right, guy.

114
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We gotta beat them this year.

115
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Now you're talkin'.

116
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That's what I'm sayin', kid.

117
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Hey, are those my Calvin's?

118
00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:22,130
Yeah, so?

119
00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,246
What'd you mean, so?
What's up with that?

120
00:04:23,283 --> 00:04:26,503
Calm down,
I'll give them back.
Shoo.

121
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I don't, I don't want them back.

122
00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,223
Look, Shawn, I know
I might've stretched 'em
out

123
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a little bit, a'ight?

124
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All you gotta do is take
a big pair of two socks

125
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stick it down
there,
you'll be fine.

126
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Ha ha ha.
Very funny.

127
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I ain't taking 'em back after
you done funked them all up.

128
00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,163
And look at this mess, man.

129
00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:47,380
Come on, you've turned
this place into a pigsty.

130
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I'm not your maid no more,
I ain't cleaning up after you.

131
00:04:49,366 --> 00:04:52,096
Oh, shut up. Quit
complaining.
You sound like pop.

132
00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:54,233
I do not!

133
00:04:54,266 --> 00:04:56,316
And I wouldn't have to act like
pops if you'd follow the rules.

134
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Look, man, you ain't
the only one in this
house

135
00:04:58,216 --> 00:05:00,156
that can make rules,
a'ight?
I can make rules too.

136
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,180
Like what?

137
00:05:01,216 --> 00:05:03,316
Like clothes
can go on the
floor.

138
00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:07,160
Boy, if you don't
pick those clothes up right
now

139
00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,150
you're gonna be laying
right next to them.

140
00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,383
I ain't pickin' up nothin'.

141
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Look, man,
I'm sick and tired of
you

142
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tellin' me what to
do
all the time.

143
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[upbeat music]

144
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Excuse me.

145
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[screams]

146
00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:36,096
I'm looking
for "Bride Beautiful"

147
00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,333
and today's "Mechanic."

148
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Brother, you should be
looking for some magic shave.

149
00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,273
You better watch
your mouth, punk.

150
00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,100
My girdle is killing me.

151
00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:48,303
Okay. Okay, ma'am, sir,
I mean, Mr. Ma'am.

152
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Here, [indistinct] for all.
Just take the magazines and go.

153
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Thank you.

154
00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,833
[bell dings]

155
00:05:56,116 --> 00:05:58,166
Hey, Marlon, you can't
treat people that way.

156
00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,370
- What's wrong with you?
- You talking about the
freak?

157
00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,150
That ain't cool, man, to
judge
people by the way they
look.

158
00:06:04,183 --> 00:06:07,003
I mean,
the dude is a human
being.

159
00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,100
Besides, this is New York City.

160
00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:10,663
Half of our
customers
are freaks.

161
00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,000
Alright, if you say so.

162
00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,123
Yo, man, get your feet
off the counter.

163
00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:17,220
What's the matter with you?

164
00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:19,200
And spit that gum out.

165
00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,003
It's a business,
this ain't a gymnasium.

166
00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:23,120
Spit my gum out,
take my feet off my
counter?

167
00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,230
Next thing you know,
you'd be tellin' me

168
00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:27,146
I can't take money
out the register.

169
00:06:27,183 --> 00:06:28,273
Spit the gum out.

170
00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,330
Come on, Shawn.
It still got flavor,
man.

171
00:06:29,366 --> 00:06:32,326
I don't care. Spit it out.

172
00:06:38,283 --> 00:06:39,353
Out.

173
00:06:41,116 --> 00:06:42,176
You need to chill
with that, alright?

174
00:06:42,216 --> 00:06:43,346
Yeah? You need to grow up.

175
00:06:43,383 --> 00:06:45,203
Boy, I'll lift some weight
and God, so help me

176
00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:47,663
'I'll get big
and I'll fight you, Shawn.'

177
00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,200
Do whatever you want.

178
00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,323
[indistinct yelling]

179
00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,120
Am I sensing pre-game tension?

180
00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:56,250
- Mind your business!
- Mind your business!

181
00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,353
They're
brothers,
they fight.

182
00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:00,133
'It's the same
with my sister and me.'

183
00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:02,296
She's jealous
'cause I'm the tall
one.

184
00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:05,250
Who's your father, Tattoo?

185
00:07:07,216 --> 00:07:10,126
[imitating Tattoo]
Boss, da plane.

186
00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:12,326
'Da plane.'

187
00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:13,120
Very funny, Marlon.

188
00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,220
Why don't you show
some respect, man?

189
00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,830
Like me,
you stupid little punk.

190
00:07:16,116 --> 00:07:19,656
I'd rather be a stupid little
punk than a kiss-ass, any day.

191
00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,230
Yeah, that's right,
you suck 'em so much

192
00:07:20,266 --> 00:07:22,326
you should come
with
attachments.

193
00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:23,350
Yeah, well, I'm about to
attach
my foot to your butt.

194
00:07:23,383 --> 00:07:25,233
You ain't scaring
nobody.
What you gonna do?

195
00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:27,126
- Come on, what you want, baby?
- Come on, man. You are joking.

196
00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,146
I ain't scared of you, man.
I'm a grown now, I'm grown.

197
00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:30,273
I ain't scared of you,
what you wanna do?

198
00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:33,500
What's up? Back it up, son.

199
00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,270
I ain't scared of you.
I ain't scared of you.

200
00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,230
- Back up..
- I ain't scared of you.

201
00:07:37,266 --> 00:07:38,996
- What's up, boy? What's up?
- 'You watch.'

202
00:07:39,330 --> 00:07:40,180
- You watch, Shawn.
- 'What's up?'

203
00:07:40,216 --> 00:07:41,366
I'm gonna eat pork
and I'm gonna get real big

204
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,180
and I'm gonna kick your ass!

205
00:07:43,216 --> 00:07:45,196
- Yeah? Why don't you do it
now?
- Hold it! Hold it!

206
00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:46,303
You're lucky
she's holding me
back.

207
00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,003
- Get off me!
- You guys!

208
00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,330
Now this is deeper
than pre-game tension.

209
00:07:51,366 --> 00:07:54,096
Well, I..

210
00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:58,663
You two have been at each
other's throats for weeks.

211
00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,320
What is going on here?

212
00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,270
Nothin'.

213
00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,300
Marlon..

214
00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,173
...come on now.

215
00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:12,130
Don't hide your feelings
behind some macho facade.

216
00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,326
Let them out.

217
00:08:13,366 --> 00:08:17,276
Well, he's mean and bossy
and he gets on my nerves.

218
00:08:17,316 --> 00:08:19,196
Yeah, well, you ain't nothin'
but an overgrown baby.

219
00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:22,333
Yeah, well, at least I ain't
undergrown where it counts.

220
00:08:22,366 --> 00:08:24,096
Whoop.

221
00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:26,253
And besides,
it ain't the size of the boat

222
00:08:26,283 --> 00:08:28,223
it's the motion
in the ocean.

223
00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:30,170
Alright. Okay.

224
00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:34,330
Look, you guys,
this-this is ridiculous.

225
00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:36,300
Let's get to the heart
of the matter.

226
00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:40,233
Marlon, what actually
bothers you about Shawn?

227
00:08:40,266 --> 00:08:42,196
Well, he's always
tellin' me what to
do.

228
00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:44,153
'He should mind
his own business.'

229
00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:47,153
Ah, Shawn, did you hear
what he just said?

230
00:08:47,183 --> 00:08:49,163
Of course I did,
I'm standing right here.

231
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,230
No. I mean, do you understand
what he means?

232
00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,826
Marlon doesn't want you
to treat him

233
00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:56,326
like your little brother
anymore.

234
00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,170
- He wants to be his own man.
- 'Yeah!'

235
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,370
And I wanna be independent
and speak for myself.

236
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,500
Tell him.

237
00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:05,180
Alright, alright.

238
00:09:05,216 --> 00:09:07,346
I guess I'll cut you
a little bit of slack.

239
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,250
Aww.

240
00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,180
See?

241
00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:15,296
Love does conquer all.

242
00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:18,223
Okay, guys, I think
it's time for a hug.

243
00:09:20,316 --> 00:09:22,116
Oh!

244
00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,500
Marlon, I meant with Shawn.

245
00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:25,150
I'm lucky to have you..

246
00:09:25,183 --> 00:09:27,273
Marlon. Marlon.

247
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,250
Marlon!

248
00:09:28,283 --> 00:09:30,273
Not before the game.

249
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,220
- Boys, get in here.
- 'What's up, pops?'

250
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,000
[laughing]

251
00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:37,253
Look, who fell
off the chuck wagon?

252
00:09:37,283 --> 00:09:38,373
Two chumps.

253
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,180
[all laughing]

254
00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:42,346
Well, well, well,
if it isn't the Jones
Brothers

255
00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:45,183
vanilla pudding
and black
licorice.

256
00:09:45,216 --> 00:09:47,196
[all laughing]

257
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:49,663
Very funny, Shawn.

258
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,000
Almost as funny
as when we stomped you

259
00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,170
into the ground last year.

260
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,250
Yeah!

261
00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,320
- You ugly moth--
- Just, shh, just, uh!

262
00:09:57,350 --> 00:10:00,330
Don't stoop to their level.

263
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,220
Be your own man.

264
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,353
Alright.

265
00:10:03,383 --> 00:10:05,223
Now, pop, just
because
we're rivals

266
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,200
doesn't mean we all
can't be friends,
alright?

267
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,283
Marlon, what're you
talking about?

268
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,216
That's Elroy and Delroy.
We hate them.

269
00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,370
Yeah!

270
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,350
Especially you.

271
00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:16,333
Remember, Shawn,
love conquers all.

272
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,126
Yeah, well, I'm gonna
conk you on the head

273
00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,316
after I slam dunk on you.

274
00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:21,170
Yeah, sucka!

275
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,160
I-I-I-I mean, just yeah!

276
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,330
Marlon, you gonna let them
talk to you like that?

277
00:10:31,183 --> 00:10:33,663
Pop, listen.

278
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,350
After the game,
no matter who wins

279
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:38,003
we could all meet here and have
a nice big bowl of ice cream.

280
00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:39,830
What do you say, guys?

281
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,326
Well, ain't this somethin'?

282
00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:44,216
The William sisters wanna
have an ice cream party

283
00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,320
after we kick their butts.

284
00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,830
Yo, man, let's get out of here

285
00:10:47,116 --> 00:10:49,276
before they start givin' us
make-up tips.

286
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,826
[laughing]

287
00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:52,176
Yeah!

288
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,280
Hey!

289
00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:56,246
You two goons don't get it,
do you?

290
00:10:56,283 --> 00:10:59,333
See, Marlon was just pulling
somethin' over your head!

291
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,096
He was playin' with y'all!

292
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:03,123
[laughs]
Stupid!

293
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,000
A-and then he fooled you!

294
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:08,170
And it worked too!
Nice goin', Marlon.

295
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,660
The hell is the matter
with you, man?

296
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,250
You just embarrassed three
generations of William's
men.

297
00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:14,233
Not to mention
hook-shot granny.

298
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,326
All I wanna know is, what's
at the bottom of all this?

299
00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:19,326
What the devil's
gotten into you?

300
00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:22,373
Maybe a little bit
of she-devil.

301
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,160
[chuckles]

302
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,220
This is obviously
a family matter.

303
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,230
(Marlon)
'Hey, you know what?'

304
00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:28,346
If you don't like me like I am

305
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,103
then I'll do you a favor,
alright?

306
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,153
I'll quit the team.

307
00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:32,173
You think you so good

308
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200
then you play by yourself.

309
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,223
Well, peace out.

310
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,500
- You peace out.
- Boy..

311
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,300
Well, go ahead!
Who needs you anyway?

312
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,333
You do, you damn fool!
You do!

313
00:11:45,183 --> 00:11:47,373
[upbeat music]

314
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,130
- Hey, Shawn.
- Pop.

315
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,326
Oh, no more freebies.

316
00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,160
Oh, come on, pop.
I was eatin' that.

317
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,380
No more freebies for you.

318
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,280
Not until you get your brother
back into the game.

319
00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:05,216
Now I gotta sell it
at a discount.

320
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,330
I tried,
but he won't talk to
me.

321
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,500
Well, make him talk to you.

322
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,370
You're the oldest brother.

323
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,320
Just hold him down,
and force him to listen.

324
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:14,830
We gotta get him in the game.

325
00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:16,376
Pops, I don't think
violence is gonna work.

326
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,120
It worked before.

327
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,380
But he wants to be treated
like an adult now.

328
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,380
An adult? He don't take a
bubble
bath without using Mr. Bubble.

329
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,150
Shawn, all you have to do
is reason with Marlon.

330
00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:30,183
All he wants from you
is an apology.

331
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,266
Are you crazy?
Why do I gotta
apologize?

332
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,170
Because if you don't,
I'm gonna whip your butt.

333
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,100
- Let me get my belt.
- That's crazy..

334
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,203
Apologize.

335
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,333
And you say
violence doesn't work.

336
00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:42,176
Marlon..

337
00:12:42,216 --> 00:12:43,246
What did I do now?

338
00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:45,133
Nothin'. I just want
to talk to you.

339
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:47,656
I know I've been
riling you pretty hard

340
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,220
for the past couple of days.

341
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,230
Try years.

342
00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:51,826
Will you let me
get through this?

343
00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:53,146
Alright, go ahead.

344
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,663
[sighs]
Well..

345
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,300
...I-I just wanna say
that, I'm...sorry.

346
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,270
Are you done? What was that?

347
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,120
It sounded like I'm
sorry.
Uh, let's try it
again.

348
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,150
This time let's put
some more sensitivity
into it

349
00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:09,663
and a little bit more heart,
and maybe I'll believe you.

350
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,000
Ready? Go.

351
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,130
Okay.

352
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,126
Look, Marlon, I'm really

353
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,246
really, really sorry..

354
00:13:17,283 --> 00:13:19,333
That's better. There you go.

355
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,296
...that I ever tried
to apologize to a lazy

356
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,153
bone-headed jackass like you.

357
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:26,203
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I am not lazy, alright?

358
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:30,503
And another thing,
I don't accept your apology.

359
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,370
He had the nerve
to call me lazy.

360
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,380
Son, I know
you made up your mind

361
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,830
about not playing in the game.

362
00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,826
Mm-hmm.

363
00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:42,216
You've taken a stand

364
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,350
there's nothin' I can do.

365
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:46,103
And being the wonderful father
that I am..

366
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,503
...I gotta respect
your decision.

367
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:49,220
Thank you, pop.

368
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,280
I mean,
there'll be other games..

369
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:52,366
Mm-hmm.

370
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,150
...when Shawn has his sons.

371
00:13:58,183 --> 00:14:02,153
Only the...Lord knows
if I'll be around to see
it.

372
00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:07,496
With my health problems
and all.

373
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,380
What health problem?

374
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,100
Well, you know, I've been
going
to the doctor a lot lately.

375
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,503
[coughing]

376
00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:17,826
You talking about
for your bunion?

377
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:19,176
Yeah, bunion,
tumors, coughs.

378
00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:21,156
[coughing]
They're all the same.

379
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,123
Pop, listen..

380
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,320
...nobody's gonna respect me if
I don't take a stand, alright?

381
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,200
I hear you, son.

382
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,153
But you're wrong
about one thing.

383
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:34,303
I've always had the utmost
of respect and love for you.

384
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,273
Aw, come here, son.

385
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,230
Thanks, pop.

386
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:44,180
Hey, pop...you know
I love you, right?

387
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,246
Mm-hmm.

388
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:47,353
You know I'd do
anything
in this world for you.

389
00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:49,183
That means
you're playing the game?

390
00:14:49,216 --> 00:14:50,276
Anything but that.

391
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:51,996
Go away.

392
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,330
[instrumental music]

393
00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:00,276
(Monique)
'Hi, Marlon.'

394
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,176
Hey, what's up, Monique?

395
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:06,226
Can't help but notice
you look a little...down?

396
00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:09,496
[sighs]
It's just that I'm lonely.

397
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:10,100
Oh.

398
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,246
Really, really lonely.

399
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,000
Come on now, Marlon, stop.

400
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,130
- Talk to me.
- Alright.

401
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,116
What's troubling you?

402
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:24,660
Shawn and pop are mad at me.

403
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,000
And you would like
to make up with them?

404
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:27,660
Of course.

405
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,660
- And play in the game?
- Hell yeah.

406
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,660
'So then why don't you?'

407
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,130
'Cause I wanna be my own man.

408
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,350
Oh, baby, and you are.

409
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:40,273
But that doesn't mean
you can't be a part of the
team.

410
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,200
You can put your own
personal stamp

411
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,203
on the game now, can't you?

412
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:47,333
Yeah, I mean, that's what all
the other superstars do,
right?

413
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,270
And aren't we each a superstar
in our own little way?

414
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,000
- You're damn skippy.
- So, then you're playing?

415
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,250
- Let them try and stop me.
- Oh, fabulous!

416
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,660
Five, four, three, two

417
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,100
go fade away.

418
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:03,173
[instrumental music]

419
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:11,496
Alright, team, work it,
work it, work it.

420
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:12,320
Yes, alright!

421
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,500
Alright!

422
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:19,496
- Any luck, pops?
- I can't find him anywhere.

423
00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:21,220
Well, my boys are on time.

424
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,180
Look at 'em,
poetry in motion.

425
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,196
'Go, Elroy!'

426
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,283
Do it, do it, do it.
Do it, Delroy!

427
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,366
[laughing]

428
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,130
Oh, shut up, Melroy!

429
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:33,156
Now, if the opponent boy
ain't here in one more minute

430
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,130
it's forfeit!

431
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,296
- Forfeit?
- That's right.

432
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,133
I'd just as soon
kissed your wife..

433
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,826
...as if I haven't.

434
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,500
Yo, pop,
what are we gonna do, man?

435
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:45,330
Look like
it's you and me, son.

436
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:48,346
- You and me what?
- Play the game.

437
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,123
I still got my move.

438
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,120
Two-fisted windmill slam!

439
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,170
Bam!

440
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,320
Reverse backhand layup
left-handed.

441
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,230
Yakka-dee-dee!

442
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:00,346
Thirty-foot jump shot!

443
00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:03,173
Ooh. Charley
horse.
Charley horse.

444
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,250
Help me, Shawn. Help me get
back. Please, help me, help
me.

445
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,333
Help me, please. Help me.
Help me, somebody, please.

446
00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:09,156
Thank you, baby doll.

447
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,200
Oh, now, call 911, quick!

448
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:14,323
I guess there's nothin' left
to do but forfeit.

449
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,330
- Hey! What's up, man?
- What's up?

450
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,100
Where's your boy?

451
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:19,223
- 'Tradition continues.'
- 'What?'

452
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,000
(Elroy)
Is that a joke?

453
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,220
It's a joke, man.
That's a joke!

454
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,330
Hey, what the hell
are you doin'?

455
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,220
I'm being my own man.

456
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,120
Oh, that's very original,
Dennis.

457
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,320
Well, I'm not doin'
Rodman,
alright?

458
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,830
For your information,
Rodman has a macaw

459
00:17:36,116 --> 00:17:37,826
I have a parrot.

460
00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:39,246
Boy, are you gonna play ball

461
00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:42,833
or you're gonna go
"Trick or Tweetin'?"

462
00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:43,996
[all laughing]

463
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,500
Oh, shut up, Melroy!

464
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,320
Come on, boys, let's play.

465
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:49,180
First one to get 32 points,
win.

466
00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:51,376
Monique, hold my bird.

467
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:57,250
- Losers take the ball out!
- Yeah!

468
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:59,273
Alright now, remember,
let's play our game,
baby.

469
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,350
Don't worry about it.

470
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,103
I got a little game
plan
of my own.

471
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,223
Alright. Just make
sure
you can keep up.

472
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,660
Check that, baby.
Check that.

473
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,230
(Marlon)
'Say what?'

474
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,146
[indistinct yelling]

475
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,250
[hip hop music]

476
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,230
I'm open! I'm open!

477
00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:19,326
I'm open! I'm open!
I'm open!

478
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,130
[cheering]

479
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,366
(Melroy)
'Good going, Elroy!'

480
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,330
Come on, boy.

481
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,346
Over here, baby.
Over here, over here.

482
00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:30,303
[indistinct yelling]

483
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:34,163
[music continues]

484
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:37,253
Oh, no!

485
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,503
- Come on, man!
- Don't worry about it.
Step.

486
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,350
[indistinct yelling]

487
00:18:47,383 --> 00:18:49,233
Come on, man!
Let's play our game.

488
00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,156
Don't worry about it.
I'm just warmin' up.

489
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,170
- Damn, I'm warming up.
- You said that already.

490
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,170
I'm gettin' hot.
You feel that..

491
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,220
Come on, Marlon, hey!

492
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,300
(Melroy)
'...let's go.'

493
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,283
What? What? What? What?

494
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:04,826
[indistinct yelling]

495
00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:05,276
- On the ground!
- What? What you gonna do?

496
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,116
What you gonna do, Del?
What you gonna do..

497
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,180
[indistinct yelling]

498
00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:28,266
(Pops)
What the hell are you waiting
for, Marlon? Pass the ball!

499
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,280
What? What? What? What?

500
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,000
[crowd cheering]

501
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,270
Yeah, boy.

502
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,320
Hey, yo, man, you just
stole the ball from me.

503
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,380
Easy!

504
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,180
I got this, suck-boy.

505
00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:42,296
I'll show you some suck-boy.

506
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,303
Yo, ball!
Come on, sweet mouth.

507
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,003
Pass that ball, sweet mouth!

508
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,170
Come on, sweet mouth!

509
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,100
[indistinct chatter]

510
00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:52,496
Come on. Come on..

511
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,320
(Elroy)
'There you go.'

512
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:57,830
That's for you, chump.

513
00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:58,266
You alright, kid?

514
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,350
What do you care?

515
00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:01,233
Yo, why you trippin', man?

516
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,226
You know you're more
important to me than any game.

517
00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,496
Come on.

518
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,323
- For real?
- Yeah.

519
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,120
Alright, come on,
let's play your game.

520
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:13,660
No, let's play our game.

521
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,230
Alright.

522
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,300
That's the Marlon I know.

523
00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,200
What? What, what?

524
00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:26,346
Let's go. Go!

525
00:20:26,383 --> 00:20:28,303
[crowd cheering]

526
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,366
[indistinct yelling]

527
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,833
[crowd cheering]

528
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,320
[indistinct]

529
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,180
Ahh!

530
00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:51,326
[crowd cheering]

531
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:56,660
Game point, boys. Now do..

532
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,270
Come on! Come on!
Come on, man!

533
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,500
[indistinct shouting]

534
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,103
Hold tight.

535
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,383
[indistinct chatter]

536
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,170
- Come on.
- There you go.

537
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,300
There you go, man.

538
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,503
Shoot it. Go on, do it.
Be your own man!

539
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:16,220
[heartbeats]

540
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,170
[all cheering]

541
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,270
[upbeat music]

542
00:21:30,183 --> 00:21:32,173
[indistinct]

543
00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:38,496
Whoo!

544
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:41,220
[grunts]

545
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,320
What's up, kid? Morning.

546
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,200
Yo, man,
where the hell you've been?

547
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:46,353
When I say 2 o'clock practice,
I mean 2 o'clock practice.

548
00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:49,153
- I was here at 2 o'clock.
- Oh, yeah? Where?

549
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,273
I was on the other
side
of the park.

550
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,280
I was talking to this honey

551
00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:53,146
with the big booty.

552
00:21:53,183 --> 00:21:54,323
Yo, Shawn

553
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:56,150
her butt look like
this basket ball.

554
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,253
She was like this.

555
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,163
[imitates
woman]
Marlon!

556
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,150
- Marlon.
- Stop!

557
00:22:01,183 --> 00:22:02,353
Don't be gettin'
freaky
with me, boy.

558
00:22:02,383 --> 00:22:04,163
Stop, man.

559
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,330
Oh, you know
I like
spankin'.

560
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,376
<i>(Shawn)</i>
<i>Look up, Marlon.</i>
<i>Say "Cheese."</i>