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FEMALE REPORTER: Breaking News.
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There's been an incident
at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.
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Two LAPD officers were at the scene
and witnessed the crime.
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We go now live to Monte Vista
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where students were gathered
for the annual school dance.
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Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene
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to find these "packs" of gang members
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in the midst of gun violence.
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We immediately pounced the evildoers
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and we had the situation under control.
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Yeah, we have to take care of this
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before more innocent kids are hurt.
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Bunch of savages.
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Animals that belong in a zoo.
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JASON: First of all, that cop is high as hell.
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Look at him.
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Second of all,
that's not even how it went down.
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Let me rewind to the beginning.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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This was actually the greatest night of my life.
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Would you believe me
if I told you it was a tale of love?
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The cops may have labeled it a tragedy,
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but you can never trust the police.
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Hey, this is my story.
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So I should tell you,
it'll probably be a little racist.
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DJ ON RADIO: Where you gonna
be at tonight?
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You best believe that you're gonna be over
at Monte Vista High School
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because it's going down.
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Supa Sizers out there
with their smash hit The Hater Dance
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will be in the neighborhood, man.
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It's Power 106's annual
"Unity in the Community" school dance
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going down at Monte Vista High School.
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Power 106.
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(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON RADIO)
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Well, I love that Supa Sizer.
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That motherfucking Hater Dance song
is the shit.
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I'm not gonna give in
to that Supa Sizers' song.
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(TURNS RADIO OFF)
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Press it just as soon as I can.
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You want Mamma to walk you in, baby?
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(GRUNTS) No, Mamma, I'm good.
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You ain't good, nigga.
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You ain't about four feet
goddamn tall. Hold on.
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Your Mamma coming.
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I don't want nobody
fucking with my baby, goddamn it.
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Ma!
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I protects my baby.
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- Come on.
-(JASON GROANS)
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Let's go.
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Now, listen. If some shit goes down,
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I want you to page me, all right?
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Ma, nobody uses pagers no more.
We got iPhones.
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Man, I know what's going on in these streets,
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God help you.
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Ma, I promise, I'm good.
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All right, well, listen,
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I gotta get to
the motherfucking church anyway.
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Go in there and make Mamma proud.
Learn something.
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Give Mamma a kiss, little baby, before I go.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Kiss me, nigga, before I blow...
(KISSING NOISILY)
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(GROANING)
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I love you.
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Take care and learn something today.
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Make Mamma proud, you little bitch.
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Tell your teacher I said, "Hey."
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You got something for me?
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Yeah, I got something. Hold on.
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All right.
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BOY: Roll on, I got you. I got you.
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You don't put that football down,
I'll fuck your ass up.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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The Rangers, those dudes are amazing.
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Best dance clique in our school.
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And one of them is actually my older cousin.
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Day Day-
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I met him at a family reunion once,
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but I don't even think he remembers my name.
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See, man, I'd do
anything to be down with that clique.
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Now, that's what it's about here. Cliques.
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Now, they're not gangs,
but it's far from that study-buddy shit.
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It's more so sororities and fraternities
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without the college education
and social benefits.
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Let me explain.
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Each school is divided
and segregated into cliques.
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Monte Vista is no different.
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You got your backpackers,
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the nerds,
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the vegan, tree-loving dreadheads.
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You got your dirty ghetto kids
aka your hood skaters.
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Oh, and that's Stinkfinger.
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Across the street,
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you'll find the lamest fools
to ever set foot in the hood.
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Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.
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They all dropped out of school
like 'lo years ago
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but these fools still up here every single day.
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Bunch of old wannabe gangsters
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who wanna holler at young chicks
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but always fail miserably.
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We're not carrying any books.
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And if we were,
you wouldn't be able to touch them.
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You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?
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Yeah, put the balls in your book bag, bitch.
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Told the bitch to carry my balls.
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Say what?
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I said, "Carry my balls, bitch."
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Come again, say what?
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- Let's ride out.
- I know. That's right.
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JASON". Then there's the Ese's.
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The real gangsters.
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Legend has it
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if you look one of them in the eye,
you could die.
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Where we come from,
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blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.
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It's the ghetto civil war that defies logic.
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It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.
It's the same shit.
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See what I did there?
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And the most notorious badass Ese
of them all is Big Junior.
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A while ago he got sent to prison
for burning down a school dance
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'cause he thought some blind guy
was looking at his little sister.
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Who just so happens
to be the girl of my dreams.
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Anastasia Moreno.
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I've been in love with her since we shared
a nap-time towel in the first grade.
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Was so nervous, I pissed on myself,
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all over the towel, all over her.
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(RECORD SCRATCH)
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I sure enough did.
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She hasn't looked my way since.
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It's probably because
we're from two totally different worlds.
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I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.
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A part of the hottest female clique
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that my school has ever birthed.
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Let's take a moment to enjoy.
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(RandB MUSIC PLAYING)
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JASON: Man, look at her.
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She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
(GASPS)
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Wait a minute.
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Is she looking at me?
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Jason B.B. Jackson.
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Oh, this is my shot. This is my moment.
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Seize the opportunity.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(STUDENTS WHOOPING)
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Go get 'em, buckaroo.
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JASON: Oh, yeah, I forgot to introduce you
to the Prairie Puff Man.
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The tobacco industry's propaganda pitchman
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that's been killing kids for years.
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I wasn't always super cool.
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Till I discovered these.
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My mother smokes eight packs
of these death-doobies a day.
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And since she's a single parent,
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he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.
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Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.
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Don't cheat.
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My role model.
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(JASON READING)
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Go get 'em, buckaroo.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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My nigga, what the fuck, bro?
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(CROWD GASPS)
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What's that?
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
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JASON: Worst moment
in the history of fucked-up-ness.
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Ay! He's so little.
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It looks like a dick but smaller.
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GIRL: That is gross.
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(LAUGHING)
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JULIAN: Little dude ain't even circumcised!
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What was that, bro?
Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?
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This nigga's dick look like Franklyn.
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Hey, bro, pull your pants up.
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He's still sitting there with his pants down.
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(PRINCIPAL ROGERS CLEARS THROAT
on PA)
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Hey! Wait up!
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PRINCIPAL ROGERS: Attention! It's 7.'45.
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Will the student who lost their prosthetic leg
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please hop your ass down here
to the guidance counselor's office.
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Hey, guys! Hey, guys! Wait up.
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Yo, how can I be a Ranger?
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I know everything about y'all.
I got all your mix-tapes.
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I know all your dance moves.
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I was even thinking of getting a Ranger tattoo.
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Yo, this nigga is a stalker.
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I'll do whatever it takes, I swear.
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Okay, little piggy-in-the-blanket dick.
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You really about that Ranger life?
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Day Day, whip it out.
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(RANGERS READING)
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LANGSTON: Memorize it.
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Now, if you want to pledge
to be in the illest clique,
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you got to get
the drawers off one of the illest chicks.
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That's right. Panties.
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When you come back with
a fresh pair of Sweet Gyrl panties, you're in.
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Uh, can't it be like a sock or something?
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RANGERS: Panties!
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Like these.
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These are Keisha's from last night.
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She just gave you those?
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For sure.
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LANGSTON: All right,
now here come them sugar drawers.
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Take your pick, little dude!
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(RandB MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yo, yo, yo, snap out of it, Un-Circky!
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This Ranger shit is real.
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South Central wasn't built in no day.
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So can you pull it off or what?
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Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?
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Tonight.
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- Tonight?
- RANGERS: Tonight.
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But you just said South Central
wasn't built in a day.
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Uh, I don't know what that shit means.
I just be saying shit.
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Y'all expect me to have sex
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with one of the most untouchable girls
in our school tonight?
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Yeah.
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That's not even humanly possible.
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Yeah, it is.
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Tonight is the
"Unity in the Community" school dance, fool.
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And it's a lock-in.
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And you know what happens
at the lock-in, boy.
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(RANGERS MOANING)
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Okay, for those of you that
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don't know what a lock-in is,
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let me explain.
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In an attempt to give
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all races and classes of students
a safe party environment,
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and keep them away from gang violence,
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we have an all-night campus party
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that culminates in a sleep over,
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in the gym'
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Nice, safe and wholesome, right?
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Wrong.
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Instead of the lock-in,
they need to call it the "get it in."
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Because that's
all that's happening all night long.
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Everybody sneaks off somewhere
to get their freak in...
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(MOANING)
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...drink in, smoke in,
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and frolic in.
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But the main attraction
is the Power 106 concert and talent show.
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Last year The New Boyz took home $2,000
and a major label record deal.
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Their lives changed forever.
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And they're coming back this year to judge
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and give another act a ticket out of the hood.
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-(BELL RINGING)
- Oh, shit, y'all.
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We're late! We better get to class.
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Nigga, we're The Rangers.
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We're not worried about being late to class.
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Yeah, we run this school.
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This school don't run us, extra meat.
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Yeah, nigga. Quit tripping.
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I'm with the big dogs running this school.
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This school don't run us. (CHUCKLES)
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Ain't that right, dude?
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00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,029
Langston?
254
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,429
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
255
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,050
Tardy, tardy, tardy!
256
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,951
Get your Hot Pocket-sized ass to my office!
257
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,116
In here, sir.
258
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,858
Little-ass homie, in here.
259
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,988
(SCOFFS) Ain't that a rip?
260
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,260
Damn. That's what's wrong with you kids.
261
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,561
Your mind is filled with all that bullshit.
262
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,196
I'm sick of it. If I was your daddy,
263
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,762
I'd be the one who tore your ass up.
264
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:45,741
I wouldn't play here.
I wouldn't put up with none of it.
265
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,072
That's right. I'm trying to...
266
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:49,773
Ooh!
267
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,406
Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that, that, that, that...
268
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,852
-(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
- Stop looking at my girl.
269
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:01,648
I'm gonna tell you one time
and I ain't gonna tell you no more.
270
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:06,424
Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch.
271
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,586
(SCOFFS)
272
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,360
I mean, my faculty.
I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Johnson.
273
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,766
She hears every damn thing. Everything!
274
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,828
Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.
275
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,541
I needs to talk to you.
276
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:21,942
About that little butt-naked dance you just did
277
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,208
out there on the quad just a minute ago.
278
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,480
Well...
279
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,418
I'm not circumcised either.
280
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,716
(LAUGHING)
281
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,448
And I'm sixty-some years old,
still ain't circumcised.
282
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,088
Join the club!
283
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,289
You've got a turtle-neck little dick, too.
284
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,894
You got a German Shepherd dick.
285
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,627
I got a German Shepherd dick.
286
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,260
You got a Sean John leather on your dick.
That's what you got.
287
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,804
That's right. Levi leather.
288
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,396
(LAUGHS)
289
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,699
I know it. When your little dick gets
a little blanket lint on it,
290
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,301
and cookie crumbs, stuff like that,
291
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,743
it's hard to (BLOWS) blow out.
292
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:56,905
I know what you're talking about
293
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,175
'cause I deal with it all the time.
294
00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,272
You ain't even gotta use a condom.
295
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,318
Just twist the tip up like a balloon.
296
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,915
That little ball will pop up.
(MAKES POPPING SOUND)
297
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,716
More pleasure!
298
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,020
- Principal Rogers.
- What?
299
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,553
Is there any reason
that you have me in your office?
300
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,722
Yes, there's a reason why I got you in here.
301
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,090
I wanted to ask you something.
302
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,465
You having a problem out
with 'em Ranger boys?
303
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,401
The Rangers? No, they're my friends.
304
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:24,271
That's what I'm talking about.
See that! See that!
305
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,435
I'm sitting here trying to defend you
and you're running with 'em!
306
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,909
I'm gonna tell you something, Jebediah,
307
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,605
you're trying to start some shit around here.
308
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,478
The Rangers, now, all of a sudden,
is your friends.
309
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,983
Ain't that a bitch.
310
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,212
You run around here
fooling with the Mexican kids.
311
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,255
They're gonna fuck one of y'all up,
up around here.
312
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,587
Somebody's gonna bend you,
spin you and go up in you. This is my school.
313
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,457
And I won't play that.
I don't like any of them one bit!
314
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,095
Are you getting initiated into a gang,
young Jiminey?
315
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:52,101
Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not.
316
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,931
Cut the...
I'm gonna tell you something, Jethro.
317
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,836
You're gonna try and start a race riot.
318
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,637
You better leave them Mexican kids alone,
they're gonnajump on you.
319
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,075
Yeah, four to five of them are
gonnajump on your little ass.
320
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,079
They're gonna have
Home Depot little jackets on,
321
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,341
they don't play the fool.
322
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,409
Yeah. Damn shit.
323
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,915
You think it's a game?
324
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,555
You think it's a game?
325
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:15,351
You're gonna end up on First 38.
326
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,720
- First 38.
- I thought it was 48.
327
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,491
Yeah, it's 38, nigga.
328
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,258
Yes.
329
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,029
I hear you need one more volunteer teacher
tonight for the lock-in.
330
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,865
And you heard right, baby. I need you here.
331
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,200
Quicker than a cat can lick his ass.
332
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,934
(LAUGHING)
333
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,268
All right, great. I'll see you there.
334
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,006
- I'm gonna tear that ass up tonight.
- Huh?
335
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,745
Are you going to the school dance tonight?
336
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:45,482
Yeah, come on. Get your little nosey ass
out of here. Get on out of here.
337
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:51,984
The Hater Dance.
338
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,153
The Hater Dance.
339
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,455
The Hater Dance.
340
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:57,990
Oh!
341
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,744
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
342
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,014
What the fuck?
343
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,985
It seems like today is your unlucky day, Day.
344
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,085
That's funny, fool.
345
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:26,885
Yeah.
346
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,989
Yo, why y'all messing with me?
347
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,499
I know you got some lawns to mow
or something.
348
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,662
(GROANS)
349
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:39,369
So, Day Day,
you have a really important phone call.
350
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,046
Who's this?
351
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,015
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
352
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,780
What? Nigga, speak English. Who's this?
353
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:55,492
It's Junior.
Just got out and he wants his money.
354
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,423
Yeah, don't keep him
holding on the phone, Holmes.
355
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,724
That's rude.
356
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:06,226
My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you.
How did you get out?
357
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,669
I thought you were in jail for triple life.
358
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,173
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
359
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,231
(GROWLS)
360
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:14,834
Look, man, I got your money. Don't worry.
361
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,971
OPERATOR:
Insert 25 cents for another minute.
362
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,745
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
363
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,217
What did he say?
364
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,120
Don't ask me, fool. I don't speak Spanish.
365
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,215
(BIG JUNIOR SPEAKING SPANISH)
366
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,921
$2,000 by midnight or Junior's gonna kill you.
367
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,323
(sums)
368
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,195
Shit.
369
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,673
2 grand.
370
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,176
Where am I gonna get that from by midnight?
371
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,375
- Day Day, you cool?
- Hell no.
372
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,437
These Ese's are threatening me
over some shit
373
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,948
my wack-ass father did!
374
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,512
Uncle D-Smoke?
375
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,712
Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.
376
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,449
See, my mamma thought
it would be a good idea
377
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,081
for me to go visit him in prison.
378
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,285
TRINA: Say, "Hi, Daddy!" Say, "Hi, Daddy!"
379
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,918
Hi, Daddy.
380
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,865
Whose goddamn white baby is that?
381
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,425
This is your baby, okay?
He's just light skinned. Mmm-hmm.
382
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,003
That one might be mine.
383
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,767
That one right there, I'm not totally sure.
384
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,274
Just because you named him Darren
385
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,367
don't mean he belongs to Darren.
386
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,844
But I don't care what this baby's name is,
387
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,643
this baby is rice skinned
but not light skinned.
388
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,978
That is a white child.
389
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,179
That is Caucasian from
the mountains of Caucasus.
390
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:33,587
That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.
391
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,455
That baby got 730 as a credit rating
392
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,051
right now as an infant.
393
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,359
You the only one I've been with, Darren.
394
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,830
Bitch, let me explain to you the math.
395
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,561
I've been in here 16 consecutive years.
396
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,967
You know how long "consecutive" is,
don't you?
397
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:50,268
Okay, so, it means
one right after the motherfucking other.
398
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,933
'Cause I ain't never missed a day.
399
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,705
So clearly you've been
having some conjugal visits
400
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,643
with some other motherfuckers other than me.
401
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,580
That's not my baby.
402
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,781
That's almost a grown white man
you've brought in here.
403
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,076
His glasses are certainly grown.
404
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,521
I've never seen a baby
with that type of prescription.
405
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:11,087
And why does that baby
look like Officer Joshua?
406
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,754
Bitch, you've been fucking the guard?
407
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,422
TRINA: Ew! Nuh-uh!
408
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,797
Hey, Darren, stop talking to my mom like that,
man. Be respectful.
409
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,769
You're absolutely right. I apologize for that.
410
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,067
-It's just that this bitch...
- DAY DAY: Damn it. There you go again.
411
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,632
Your mother was misbehaving.
412
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,943
Sorry, I should've set
a better example in front of
413
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,981
the nice white gentleman and your mother.
414
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:39,448
All right, so, could I please speak
to my black son privately, please?
415
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,252
- Would that be okay with you, Trina?
- Mmm-hmm.
416
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,815
I mean you no disrespect, sir.
417
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,122
Hope to work for you one day when I get out.
418
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,527
Come on, baby.
419
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,464
Raggedy head...
420
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,266
You have to excuse me, son.
This is my first white baby.
421
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:56,698
What's up, man?
422
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:58,933
I'm in ajam.
423
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,139
- What?
- Uh...
424
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:06,714
There was a gambling incident
and I need, like,
425
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,519
13,000 cigarettes,
426
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,713
preferably 6,000
427
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,380
of those non-menthol
428
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,015
and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.
429
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,787
That's worth about $2,000
430
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,191
on the open street market.
431
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,388
If you can handle that for me,
432
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,555
I'd appreciate it.
433
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,155
Darren, what are you talking about?
434
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,395
Well, see, what had happened was...
435
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:30,065
Wait, you're gonna do a flashback
within a flashback?
436
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,808
Nigga, you know you can't do that.
437
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,365
Nigga, I'm a criminal.
438
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,708
That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.
439
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,246
So, now.
440
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,406
What had happened was...
441
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:44,519
No Mexican has ever
beat me in Dominoes. Ever.
442
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,715
But one day the cash was on the line,
443
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,418
I had been sipping that lean
and he caught me slipping.
444
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,322
(ROARS)
445
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,126
What's this got to do with me?
This is your problem.
446
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,962
Uh, I didn't have the money,
447
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,662
and in lieu of the money, (CLEARS THROAT)
448
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:03,104
I told Junior and his crew that I had a rich son
449
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:07,405
in a famous rap group,
and I'm sure a little funky $2,000
450
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,447
don't mean nothing
when he's clocking all the dollars out there,
451
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,345
Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.
452
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,476
What? Man, we ain't signed yet.
I ain't got no money.
453
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,516
All right, well, let's not be a Gloomy Gus.
454
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:23,150
Okay, if you didn't learn nothing
from your white brother, learn
455
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,056
always look on the bright side of life.
456
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,193
But you still haven't given him any money?
457
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,700
No, I gave him an orange this morning.
458
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,601
But they're already trying to make me
make small booty payments
459
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,606
and I only got a small booty to work with.
460
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:42,303
(VOICE BREAKING) Look here, man, um,
I only got one booty hole.
461
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,778
You understand what I'm saying?
462
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:49,308
They don't take debit or credit or nothing
in here, it's just hole. Okay?
463
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,812
I've been holding onto it for 16 years.
464
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,948
I don't see no reason to let it go now
465
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:57,289
over a few little pineapple fruit cups
and some cigarettes.
466
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,756
Speaking of which,
I need you to do me a favor.
467
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,196
-(cousl-ls)
-(POPPING souuo)
468
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,462
You think you can listen to these for me?
469
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,129
That's disgusting, man.
Where'd you pull that out from?
470
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,770
Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag.
471
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,899
Nigga, what do you think?
I pulled them out of my ass.
472
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:14,204
You ain't got to smell it. Just listen to it.
473
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:15,873
I know. I know. It's time.
474
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,709
Look, I only got a few seconds
475
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:21,012
before they snatch me up out of here
'cause I'm a gangster!
476
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,349
But look, I need you to save my sphincter.
477
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,752
You gonna embarrass me
in front of that white man's child,
478
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,949
you better lock me down!
479
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,819
Some father I got, huh?
480
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,259
- Now I gotta pay Junior by midnight.
-(SIGHS)
481
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,028
Anyway, you get them drawers yet?
482
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,364
I'm just messing with you.
Come on, bro, we got PE.
483
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,137
Wait, you noticed I was in your PE class?
484
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,194
Yeah, man.
485
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:45,173
I've seen you there before,
looking all un-athletic and shit.
486
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,368
(JASON LAUGHS)
487
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:48,877
DAY DAY: Let's keep this Junior thing
between me and you.
488
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,972
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA:
It's 11:00. Get your wretched ass into class!
489
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:58,387
JASON: Man! I'm in a tight situation.
490
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:01,420
Go ahead. Keep laughing at my pain.
491
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,118
But the struggle is real!
492
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:07,288
Big Junior just magically got released
from a triple life sentence.
493
00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:09,559
And he's on a mission
to kill my cousin Day Day.
494
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:10,827
And probably me too, once he finds out
495
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,062
I'm trying to get his sister's panties.
496
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,329
Are those panties really worth dying for?
497
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,900
She probably got some really nice panties.
498
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,406
I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.
499
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,505
It's like my man Shakespeare said,
500
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,744
Love is a smoke,
made from the fumes of sighs,
501
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:32,152
being purged,
a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes."
502
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,016
(sums)
503
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,755
Get your asses up for some aerobics.
504
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,221
Stand your asses up!
505
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,429
Don't make Coach mad today.
Don't make me mad! Come on now.
506
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:48,731
Let's get into this Hater Dance, shall we?
5, 6, 7 and 8.
507
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:50,273
And to the left.
508
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,606
-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- Whoo! Yeah!
509
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,268
Come on, guys.
510
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:56,608
JULIAN: Man, what the hell you doing,
piddly dick?
511
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,510
COACH FONTAINE: Move
like you got some damn rhythm. Come on.
512
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,373
Now step, yeah, side to side,
513
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,043
yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side.
514
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,780
Oh, yeah! Keep going.
515
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:05,343
Mmm!
516
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,212
Do the dance.
517
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:13,258
Not so hard, Venkatesh! Not so hard. Okay?
518
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:14,922
Hey. I'm so sick of this damn song!
519
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:18,627
Yeah, but I do like the way B3's
booty shakes to that dance. Mmm!
520
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,070
JASON: What's a B3?
521
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,766
Man, you gotta keep up with the acronyms
if you're gonna be a Ranger.
522
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,270
B3 is Big Booty Becky.
523
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,366
JASON: Oh.
524
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:29,343
Come on, J-Extra.
Let's roll over there right now.
525
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:32,041
I like that, J-Extra. That's your new name.
526
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,639
Yeah. That's right. Dougie's with it, boy.
527
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,913
That's the Fredrick Douglass right there,
you old nigga.
528
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:39,954
Can we help you, little boy?
529
00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:42,154
No love. Little homie with us.
530
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,118
Oh, I'm sorry, Langston. I didn't know.
531
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,789
Hey. Didn't we go to pre-school together?
532
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:53,258
Uh, me? No. See, I'm from Nigeria.
533
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:55,193
Oh!
534
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:57,663
Oh...
535
00:24:57,729 --> 00:25:01,677
Yeah. That's it.
You peed on me in elementary school.
536
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,738
- What?
- ALL: What?
537
00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:08,614
What are y'all doing,
not participating in my calisthenics, huh?
538
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:12,080
Coach, we're tired of
doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.
539
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,324
COACH FONTAINE:
The Hater Dance is loved by everybody.
540
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:15,756
DAY DAY: We don't like it.
541
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:16,986
Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.
542
00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:20,461
Baby Chris Rock face.
Why you hate The Hater Dance, huh?
543
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,625
You gotta like it! Okay?
544
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,463
We're about what's popping next, not now!
545
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,506
Yeah, we about to give you
a little taste of what we gonna do tonight.
546
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,199
- Check it out!
- Who painted your back?
547
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,704
Little Negro division?
548
00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:34,141
JULIAN: Watch this, little niggas.
549
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,805
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
550
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,076
(RANGERS RAPPING)
551
00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:54,849
(STUDENTS SINGING ALONG)
552
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:05,763
Yo, we killed that.
We definitely gonna win tonight.
553
00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:07,132
Bro, you already know what's up.
554
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,103
I know you saw how Jasmine was on me.
555
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,003
That's gonna be my butt down tonight.
556
00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:13,872
Nigga, yeah, right!
You know her daddy's a pastor.
557
00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:16,811
What? Are you doubting
the powers of a Ranger?
558
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:18,814
My fault. I repent.
559
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:22,010
Yo, yo. Check that out.
That's confidence right there.
560
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:25,350
Day Day still ain't gonna smash,
but at least he's confident.
561
00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:27,616
I don't know, bro.
562
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:30,159
This whole Sweet Gyrl thing's
a little bit out of my league.
563
00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:33,094
I couldn't even get my name out. I blew it.
564
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,290
Don't trip, you'll get another chance.
565
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,923
No, you won't, little nigga.
566
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,961
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA:
Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.
567
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:42,164
Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.
568
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,272
ALL: Hi, Mrs. Johnson.
569
00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:53,946
Hi. boys!
570
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,213
Damn!
571
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,754
PRINCIPAL ROGERS:
Stop looking at my bitch!
572
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:07,223
Well, students, it's 12:30.
Lunchtime, reduced lunch,
573
00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:10,289
bring your lunch. Hell, no lunch.
574
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,434
BOY 1: Hey, man, look at these little niggas!
575
00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:14,595
BOY 2: Need to move.
576
00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:15,797
BOY 1: Move, man! Word!
577
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,237
Man, that's why The Rangers is gay.
578
00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:18,672
Nigga, what the fuck you say?
579
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,810
You heard what he said, fool. Y'all are gay!
580
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:24,169
Man, that's the best you could come up with?
581
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,543
- BOTH: Yeah!
- Yeah?
582
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,207
Cue these niggas off, yo!
583
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:28,307
Our little nigga's funny.
584
00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:30,880
(TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
585
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,830
(RAPPING) This Ranger game, man
Look at these suckers
586
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,231
We run this school
Y'all niggas don't want it
587
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,793
Hot, like your mamma coochie in the summer
588
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:50,169
The shit don't stop
Dillinger
589
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,640
Dude, you assed-out
Plumber!
590
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,643
- Now I don't understand something
-What?
591
00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:57,771
Why he dressed like a man
but got breasts like a woman
592
00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,679
For lunch, eat a dick, if you're hungry
593
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,979
Coulda been your punks
But I got gypped
594
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,987
Your mamma pussy DOA
That shit is stanky
595
00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,081
How you put up with that stench?
596
00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,216
Even Stinkfinger wouldn't get up in that bitch
597
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,585
Her pubic hair is like fucking on the Grinch
598
00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:12,650
Met your mamma freshman year
599
00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:14,492
We've been fucking ever since
600
00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:16,554
Nigga, ain't that about a bitch?
601
00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:18,931
Look at your gear
See that it's sort of rent
602
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:21,266
Your pants so tight
I can see your pussy print
603
00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:23,599
Camel-toe Joe,
let 'em know who you with
604
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:26,141
Be like Bernie Mac
I'm the king of this comedy
605
00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:28,609
The back of your neck looks like grits Hominy
606
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:30,976
Your braids so old
they singing Negro Spirituals, homie
607
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:33,676
Oh, nobody knows
608
00:29:33,738 --> 00:29:36,150
Tell the truth
Live honestly
609
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:38,517
Come out the closet with your promise ring
610
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,522
You call this gay?
We happy, nigga!
611
00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:42,649
But I just played your girl
like an action figure
612
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:45,354
- STUDENTS: Ooh!
- Matter of fact, I'm gonna pass it, nigger!
613
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,794
Yo, J-Extra! Go on, blast these niggas.
614
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:49,456
(CROWD CHEERING)
615
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:51,893
JASON: Uh...
616
00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:53,902
Yo.
617
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:56,132
Listen.
618
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:59,141
JULIAN: Man, I told y'all
this kid wasn't Ranger material.
619
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,043
(CROWD JEERING)
620
00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:03,602
(BELL RINGS)
621
00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:06,615
PRINCIPAL ROGERS:
Ahem! Students, did you think I'm playing?
622
00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:08,344
I'm walking around here looking for you.
623
00:30:08,406 --> 00:30:11,410
Get your little goat-smelling asses
in your class.
624
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,753
I'm out here working. I'm looking.
Don't make me sneak up on you.
625
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,019
(ROARS)
626
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,689
I smell pussy or pot.
627
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,261
It's pot!
628
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,044
(IN HOARSE VOICE) Smoke weed every day.
629
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:41,409
Everyone, take out your poems
and pass them to the front.
630
00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:44,248
I hope you students ain't fronting
on some bitch-ass shit
631
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,550
and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics.
632
00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:48,215
I got all his albums.
633
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:49,917
I fucks with Hov!
634
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:51,993
(RandB MUSIC PLAYING)
635
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,029
(RECORD SCRATCH)
636
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,901
Miss Moreno, late again.
637
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,779
Sorry, Ms. Billingsly.
638
00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:13,577
You must think Billingsly is a punk bitch?
639
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,610
Because you are treating me like a bitch,
640
00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:18,711
coming up in my class all late and shit!
641
00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:21,313
Ms. Billingsly, it's not even like that.
642
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,588
And I bet your ass didn't do the
homework assignment either, huh?
643
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:27,960
Well, actually, I have something...
644
00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:29,089
Uh-huh?
645
00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:32,100
(STAMMERING)
646
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:37,906
I mean, I liked it. It's formatted correctly.
The words are beautiful.
647
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,437
You just forgot to put your name on it.
648
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:42,705
So, you didn't think it was too long?
649
00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:45,173
Nah, you're perfect. It's perfect.
650
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:46,707
Thanks!
651
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,351
Oh! You decided to actually do some work.
652
00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:55,817
Well, I have got to hear this shit!
653
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,521
Miss Moreno,
do us the honor of reciting that poem.
654
00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:03,193
- What? (CHUCKLES)
- To the front of the class, Miss Moreno.
655
00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:05,731
- Ms. Billingsly...
- Don't talk back to a pimp!
656
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,770
Respect my gangsta!
657
00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:18,306
(CLEARS THROAT)
658
00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:23,719
"Admiring from afar
659
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,145
"Courting in secret
660
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,048
"Wishing for my star
661
00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:31,985
"My prayers to keep it
662
00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:35,387
"You are my star
663
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:38,193
"In the safety of my dreams
664
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,099
"You are my star
665
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,837
"Beauty gazing for what seems
666
00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:47,037
"Like an eternity
667
00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:49,673
Too fearful for speaking
668
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,409
Too nervous for flirting
669
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,140
My words escape me
670
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,718
Yet flourish from the page
671
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,414
Maybe it's not yet my season
672
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:03,025
My love ferments with age
673
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:05,686
"I guess I must wait
674
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:07,958
"I confess I must say
675
00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:12,256
You are my star, you are my star
676
00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:16,572
"But I am just a glimmer
in the galaxy of your existence
677
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,832
But I go unnoticed from a distance
678
00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:21,740
'Burned by your heat
679
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:24,336
I've yearned for so long
680
00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:28,475
For you without me
is like a singer with no song
681
00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:33,686
"Yet still, you are my star."
682
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:36,618
(MOUTHING)
683
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,695
MS. BILLINGSLEY: Oh, shit!
684
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,097
That motherfucker was hella dope.
685
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,727
(SOBBING)
686
00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:50,065
(WHISPERING) Thank you.
687
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,581
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA:
Students, it's 3:00. School is over.
688
00:33:58,636 --> 00:34:00,138
The school dance is tonight.
689
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:03,845
No gang attire. No lace front. No thongs.
690
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:06,184
No C-section scars. See you tonight.
691
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,523
Hey, man, where the hell is your clothes?
692
00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,724
My horse got the munchies and ate them.
693
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:19,064
Smooth move back there in class, my son.
694
00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:21,603
But now it's time to rope this filly.
695
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,797
Man, what you talking about?
696
00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:23,964
Here she comes.
697
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:26,065
Jason. Jason!
698
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:28,677
0h. my God!
699
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,508
She gave me an A!
700
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,911
She even wrote, "Your poem was the shit!"
701
00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:35,177
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
702
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,583
I wish I was as good a writer as you.
703
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,354
I mean, you're talented. I've seen you.
704
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:46,820
Really? I mean, I've got the vocals.
Just not much of a songwriter.
705
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,723
Maybe you should let me help you with that.
706
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,893
Yeah? That would be cool.
707
00:34:53,991 --> 00:34:55,766
I guess I owe you now.
708
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,636
No. You don't owe me.
709
00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:00,676
It's the least I could do
after peeing on you in pre-school.
710
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:02,005
(CHUCKLES)
711
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,512
- I knew I wasn't crazy. That was you.
- That was really stupid.
712
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,276
Man, shut up! Shit.
713
00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:09,048
- Excuse me?
- Huh?
714
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,109
I said shut up to all them haters.
715
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,711
And, uh, give me your number.
716
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,018
Okay.
717
00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:26,659
So, you should give me a call sometime.
718
00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:29,198
And maybe we can write a song together.
719
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,397
Yeah. I'd like that.
720
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,209
Fuck you, niggas. How you do that shit?
721
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,837
Oh, and aren't you going
to the lock-in tonight?
722
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:39,505
Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.
723
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:42,210
- Cool! I'll see you there then.
- Yeah.
724
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:48,017
Yeah, nigga! That's how you do it, nigga.
That's how you do it.
725
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,787
Hey, Un-Circky, she give you the drawers yet?
726
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,760
Oh, man! I'm working on it, bro.
727
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,960
- Look who finally got a little confidence.
- Yeah.
728
00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:01,196
Got a little bit of swag, too!
729
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:03,136
You actually got her number. I can't believe it.
730
00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:04,195
That's right.
731
00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:05,434
JULIAN: You know he ain't
gonna do nothing with it
732
00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:07,601
but get ink on his dick when he's jacking off.
733
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,175
(HONKING)
734
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:11,208
Aw, shit!
735
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:13,471
Who raggedy-ass shit is that?
736
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:15,875
Jason, bring your ass over, boy!
737
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,419
Nigga, that's your mamma?
738
00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,318
RANGERS: Oh, hell no!
739
00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:20,856
(TAWANNA SHOUTING AND HONKING)
740
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:24,223
Goddamn. This boy's gonna make me
get out of this goddamn car.
741
00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:27,160
Here, see what happened is
she's not all the way my mamma.
742
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,720
She's kind of my mamma, just a little bit.
743
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:31,526
Shit!
744
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:34,569
- Get it, cuz.
- That's you. That's you.
745
00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:36,938
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG:
That's true, cuz. I sat on two, cuz.
746
00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:38,166
Nigga, you lying!
747
00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:40,266
Actually, she's adopted. I swear!
748
00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:41,435
Don't make me embarrass you
749
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,910
out here in front of the school! Now come on.
750
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,469
If she let you go, we gonna be at my crib.
751
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:45,946
All right. I'm gonna hit your cell!
752
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,711
You ain't gonna hit shit!
Who the fuck are they, any damn way?
753
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:50,309
Mamma, they was my friends.
754
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,115
(LAUGHS) You ain't got no fucking friends.
Quit lying.
755
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:54,679
(MEN TALKING EXCITEDLY)
756
00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:57,589
Hold on. Hold on. What's happening?
757
00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,889
Hey, man, come on, cuz. Mamma cuz.
758
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:02,090
Old lady, cuz. You see me out here dancing?
759
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:05,362
Crip walking and shit!
You're out here interrupting my swag, lady.
760
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,664
Yeah, bitch! You interrupting his swag, ho!
761
00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:09,026
How about I interrupt your life?
762
00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:10,163
Oh shit. Shit done got real!
763
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,798
Everybody, chill! No. No. No.
764
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,573
Look at me. It's cool, lady.
765
00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:15,372
I'm not worried about
that little squirt-gun you got, nigga.
766
00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:16,912
I got pussy hair tougher than you.
767
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,413
Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch!
768
00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:19,539
- Motherfucker!
- All right!
769
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,058
What seems to be the problem, Percy?
770
00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:40,132
Nothing, Uncle.
Everything cool around here. We're straight!
771
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,933
I've done told you little motherfuckers to
stop coming up to this school,
772
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:44,472
YOU grown-ass niggas.
773
00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:46,701
You trying to gangbang?
You need to bang a job!
774
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,835
I done told you
about selling drugs around here.
775
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:50,469
Come on, we ain't getting nobody into that.
776
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:53,413
We ain't in that life. We just say no to that.
Ain't that right, my nigga?
777
00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:54,472
Excuse me, say what?
778
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:55,573
I said, "We say no to drugs, nigga!"
779
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,948
Come again. Say what?
780
00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:59,247
(STAMMERING) No.
781
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,849
Percy, you think you slick. I'm on your ass.
782
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,191
I'm on your ass like stink on shit!
783
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:06,819
Look, I told you to stop calling me Percy
in front of my homies, man.
784
00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:08,864
It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug. You know what it is.
785
00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:09,954
(PRINCIPAL ROGERS LAUGHS)
786
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,762
Pretty thug! A pretty thug?
787
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:14,029
You look like a pretty little chimpanzee!
788
00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:17,134
Not when I do this.
789
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:19,263
Amazing!
790
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,809
You look like OG Meerkat.
791
00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:23,205
- Meerkat?
- Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.
792
00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:25,645
All four of you is short! You understand?
793
00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,842
All of you can do a flip under the bed.
794
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,616
Nigga, are them the shoes
with the wheels on the bottom of 'em?
795
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:35,155
You up here at the school
with some Heelys on?
796
00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:36,914
LN} \ \ \~
797
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:40,092
Now, let this student
798
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,858
and this beautiful super-model...
799
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,897
- Thank you, baby!
-...come on through.
800
00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:46,629
See you. I'm gonna see you.
801
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:48,329
- Move, bitches!
- You're gonna leave 'em alone around here.
802
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:51,066
Hit me again. Built like a goddamn car!
803
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,476
Call me when you want a ride too,
motherfucker!
804
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:56,467
Yes, Lord!
805
00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:02,042
This milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
son. Trust and believe!
806
00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:03,585
I'll stick my face in that ass.
807
00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:04,949
- MAN: You'd get stuck.
- Oh!
808
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,615
That's how I got your daddy to knock me up.
809
00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:10,622
Knocked me good and up!
810
00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:12,523
I want you to stay out of my woman's face.
811
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,618
You're not going with that bitch.
812
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:14,719
Yeah. Get on out of here.
813
00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,389
BAM BAM: Or what? Or what? You sure?
814
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,400
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG:
Let's roll. Let's roll, nigga.
815
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,832
Start, bitch! God damn it!
816
00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:22,802
All of you better be in a car seat
when you leave here.
817
00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,236
Easy, cuz! Easy, cuz!
818
00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:25,968
Get your ass out of here!
819
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:29,938
(CAR BACKFIRES)
820
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,035
(CAR HORN HONKING)
821
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,809
TAWANNA: Fucking piece-of-shit car.
822
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,213
Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.
823
00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:37,912
I don't give a fuck, bitch.
Go around, bitch. Go around!
824
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:41,887
Shit. I don't give a fuck.
What the fuck you looking at, motherfucker?
825
00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:48,992
FEMALE REPORTER: Now, going live
to the LAPD eyewitness ride-along.
826
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,628
So, this is what we like to do all day.
827
00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:53,362
We survey the land and look for evildoers.
828
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,028
And we like picking up bitches!
829
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:57,402
What the fuck would you say that
in the camera for?
830
00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:58,633
You don't like picking up bitches?
831
00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,936
I love picking up bitches.
832
00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:04,139
But I don't say it in the camera.
Holy shit! Rock the cockblock!
833
00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:05,271
We got some serious
834
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:06,644
-rocking the cockblock right here.
-(SIREN WAILING)
835
00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:08,206
- Pull over, fuckers.
- We are in hot pursuit!
836
00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:11,185
They're pulling over.
We got ourselves a hot tamale right here.
837
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,188
Oh! Rock the cockblock!
838
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,518
This is what taxpayers pay for
839
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,854
right here and these boys are mine, baby!
840
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,559
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
841
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:22,120
- Rock the cockblock!
-Yeah!
842
00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:28,598
-(LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- Turn the music down!
843
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:29,933
Huh?
844
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:32,031
Turn the music down!
845
00:40:32,396 --> 00:40:33,397
What?
846
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,306
Turn the fucking music down!
847
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:38,711
Hold on, I can't hear you.
The music is too loud! Let me turn it down.
848
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:39,971
(TURNS MUSIC DOWN)
849
00:40:40,037 --> 00:40:42,017
- How fast you were going?
- Um...
850
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:46,087
Apparently not fast enough, Officer,
since you caught us.
851
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:47,281
(BOTH LAUGHING)
852
00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,483
Obviously these guys are on drugs. Okay?
853
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,652
Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?
854
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,353
- Any weapons?
- BEN J: No, sir!
855
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:57,888
I mean, ma'am. Officer Penis?
856
00:40:57,955 --> 00:41:00,595
It's P'eniss. It's French.
857
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,470
Hey, Penis, all we got is these brownies
my grandmother made
858
00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:08,101
and this non-alcoholic grape drink
to wash it down with.
859
00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:11,471
Really? Can I have some of that?
BEN J: Yeah, man.
860
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:12,605
- Where's the drink?
-LEGACY: You want some?
861
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:14,274
What the fuck are you doing?
862
00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:16,614
What the fuck are you doing?
This isn't a restaurant!
863
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:19,154
I'm starving.
I didn't have anything to eat today.
864
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,780
But you can't eat shit from them.
865
00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:22,654
- Your grandmother made these?
- Yes, sir.
866
00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:25,250
These are amazing!
You tell her, she needs her own show.
867
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,956
OFFICER P'ENISS:
This is ridiculous shit! Get out of the car!
868
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,060
You have to be firm and authoritative
869
00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:33,294
so that these perps treat you with respect.
870
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:34,658
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
- Cockblock!
871
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,698
- Hot pursuit!
-Hot pursuit!
872
00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:41,140
Two black men in a white Rolls Royce
going down Fairfax.
873
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,672
DISPATCH ON RADIO:
Roger that, Officer Penis!
874
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:45,372
It's P'eniss!
875
00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:48,539
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
876
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:03,288
(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
877
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:06,526
(LAUGHS)
878
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,661
Yeah, man. I'm gonna have to
make you work the corners.
879
00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:10,000
Make us some money, man!
880
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:13,468
Whatever, Holmes! I can feel the burn!
881
00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:15,504
This thing works. I feel like Bruce Lee.
882
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:19,044
We better start rehearsing
if we are gonna win the talent show tonight.
883
00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:20,582
I got some cool moves.
884
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,548
Hey, pretty bitches!
885
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,153
I know you didn't just disrespect us
and call us bitches.
886
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:28,756
What you talking about disrespecting?
Ain't nobody disrespect you!
887
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:32,123
I said pretty bitches.
Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches!
888
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:33,855
-(LAUGHS)
-it's a compliment, bitch.
889
00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,124
Them bitches don't know.
890
00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:37,096
Ay, he does have a point.
891
00:42:37,154 --> 00:42:38,189
Thank you.
892
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,563
MARY WANNA: Damn, he is kinda cute,
893
00:42:39,623 --> 00:42:41,500
in a little chocolate Smurf type of way.
894
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,835
It's me, baby. You see it. (LAUGHS)
895
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:47,766
You guys can't be serious.
Do you hear your friends?
896
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,909
Come on, you guys, let's go inside.
897
00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:52,470
BAM BAM: This bitch over here
acting like a See-You-In-Tijuana.
898
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:54,709
Hey, why don't you stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch.
899
00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:56,251
You see, she over here trying to get it.
900
00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:59,754
Let your girl get it.
Over here, fucking up game. Stankin' bitch!
901
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:00,845
Mexican bitch!
902
00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,013
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
903
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,319
- Bitch!
- Bitch!
904
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:05,360
Shit! Let's go! Let's go!
905
00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:07,594
(BOTH LAUGHING)
906
00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:09,756
We are funny! We are...
907
00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:11,694
Look at this bitch!
908
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,735
What's that you called my sister?
909
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:16,901
- What the fuck?
- The fuck you are rolling up on for, cuz?
910
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:18,565
- Huh?
- He must don't know. He can't know.
911
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:19,937
He can't know.
912
00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:22,500
I said, "Stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch!"
913
00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:24,477
- Fucked, my boy!
- That's what I said, cuz!
914
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:25,605
This nigga got me fucked up!
915
00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:27,307
Man, show 'em what you do. Oh, shit!
916
00:43:27,371 --> 00:43:30,477
- Hold on, nigga.
-It's back here. There you go!
917
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:32,248
- OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga!
- Okay. Now what?
918
00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:33,515
I'm about to put this nigga in a box.
919
00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:35,079
Don't do it. Calm down.
You know how you get.
920
00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:36,988
Six feet under, nigga! You hear me?
921
00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,425
- Funeral service! Nigga, I...
-it's seven now. It's seven feet...
922
00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:40,928
Nigga, I'm talking face on a brochure!
923
00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:42,396
- Boy!
- Lights out!
924
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,296
- Okay!
- Hear me? Clap on, clap off!
925
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:46,733
- Okay!
- See, you got me fucked up, cuz.
926
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,736
- Comeback! Comeback! Comeback!
- You got me fucked up, cuz!
927
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,897
- Pretty Thug, nigga! You understand?
- Comeback! Okay!
928
00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:52,201
- You don't know, ask somebody.
- Okay!
929
00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:55,106
Don't fuck around
and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga!
930
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:56,701
- What is he talking about?
- Excuse me, what?
931
00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:58,508
I said, "OG Lil' Pretty Thug!"
932
00:43:58,569 --> 00:44:00,139
- Come again, say what?
- I'm... I'm telling...
933
00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:01,841
-(GROWLS)
- Oh, shit!
934
00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:03,441
- This nigga real! This nigga real!
- Oh, shit!
935
00:44:03,507 --> 00:44:04,781
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
936
00:44:04,842 --> 00:44:07,015
Oh, shit. This motherfucker is strong!
937
00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:09,057
Fucking thug, nigga. I'll kill you, bitch!
938
00:44:09,246 --> 00:44:11,658
Oh, Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints.
What the fuck?
939
00:44:11,715 --> 00:44:13,661
Bam! Get the grenade on this nigga, man!
940
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:16,328
- Get us a what?
- Grenade this nigga, man!
941
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,997
Pray to him! Pray to him!
942
00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:20,597
(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
943
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,467
Put him down! He don't deserve that.
944
00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:23,834
Get this cholo, nigga!
945
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:26,533
Damn! I'm too pretty for this shit.
946
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:29,675
(YELLING)
947
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,316
God damn! That niggathrew you!
948
00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:36,611
(SCREAMS)
949
00:44:37,274 --> 00:44:38,275
Shit!
950
00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:39,953
Oh, shit! Nigga!
951
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:45,320
I feel that shit!
952
00:44:45,382 --> 00:44:46,486
Enough! Enough!
953
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,155
Listen to me!
954
00:44:48,218 --> 00:44:49,526
(CROWD SHOUTING)
955
00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:50,621
Shit!
956
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,429
I always wanted to do that, eh?
957
00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:54,526
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG:
Hey, Bam, grab my gun!
958
00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:56,699
Excuse me, say what?
959
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,966
Grab my gun!
960
00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:00,035
- Come again, say what?
- Get my gun!
961
00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:02,206
I can't understand you. Oh, shit!
962
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:04,507
Hey, you can't shoot a nigga
with Jesus on their face.
963
00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:05,842
Now come on, in the name of Allah!
964
00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:08,406
Don't do it. Fall back, Holmes. Fall back.
965
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,674
Okay!
966
00:45:17,481 --> 00:45:19,461
What's that you said about my sister?
967
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,425
Will about mine, cuz...
968
00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:25,689
(sun CLICKS)
969
00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:28,962
FLACO: No bullets?
970
00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:30,729
(ESE'S LAUGH)
971
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:33,104
This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.
972
00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:36,667
MAN: Looks like your life is
full of blanks, fool.
973
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,241
(SIREN WAILING)
974
00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:41,840
MAN: Hey, that's The New Boyz?
They just cut their new album.
975
00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:43,273
Fuck that shit.
976
00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:45,848
Just come on, nigga!
977
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,889
I'm not getting up.
978
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:51,483
This nasty! I've been fucked up, nigga.
979
00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:52,549
Y'all got me fucked up!
980
00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:54,061
BAM BAM: All the way up.
981
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:57,656
You talking like a real gigo.
You talking like a real gigo, man.
982
00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:03,269
Oh, shit! We made it to World Star?
983
00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:04,601
Man, that shit's crazy.
984
00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:05,901
Hey, nigga, I killed them niggas off.
985
00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:07,442
- Ain't that some good shit.
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
986
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,034
- Hey, y'all.
-Hear that, nigga.
987
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,540
Look whose mom finally
let him out the house.
988
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,310
Hey, y'all are wack.
You hating 'cause my mamma care.
989
00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:16,647
Ghetto-ass mamma. She care about gun play.
990
00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:21,146
Did you see your little cameo on World Star?
Check it out.
991
00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:22,382
Got a million views.
992
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,651
JASON: Is it tight?
993
00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:24,920
Yo!
994
00:46:25,682 --> 00:46:27,127
(RANGERS LAUGHING)
995
00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,958
JULIAN: Loser!
996
00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,965
Langston, can I use your phone
to call Anastasia?
997
00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:32,329
Why don't you call at your crib?
998
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,361
Well, we don't have a house phone.
999
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,995
All we got is my mom's pager.
1000
00:46:37,227 --> 00:46:39,605
Besides, I need the moral support
from my guys, you know?
1001
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:41,434
I'm mad nervous, y'all.
1002
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,740
For sure. Call her.
1003
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:48,306
JULIAN: And I'm gonna call George Kush
and light up this blunt.
1004
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,648
You know what?
I can't believe they beat my record.
1005
00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:57,988
You know I hold the record
for most videos retired on 106...
1006
00:46:58,048 --> 00:46:59,686
And this one is smashing it.
How many days it's been over?
1007
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:00,751
(LAUGHING)
1008
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,094
Cut it! 78 days!
1009
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,292
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
1010
00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:08,162
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1011
00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:14,940
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1012
00:47:15,465 --> 00:47:17,809
(PHONE RINGS)
1013
00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:19,970
Hello!
1014
00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:21,448
Yo, it's Jason.
1015
00:47:22,973 --> 00:47:24,418
Who the hell is Jason?
1016
00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:27,382
What do you want with my daughter?
1017
00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:32,018
Hey, sir, it's Jason
and I want to speak with Anastasia, sir.
1018
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:33,823
Man, you didn't answer my question.
Who are you?
1019
00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:35,989
And what the fuck do you
want with my daughter?
1020
00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:40,058
Uh... Me and Anastacia are ass-mates...
I mean classmates!
1021
00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:41,830
We share a room...
1022
00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:44,839
We share a classroom
and I help her with her homework.
1023
00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:47,171
And I wanted to know
if she needed any more help... Help...
1024
00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:48,869
If she needed me
to help her with her homework.
1025
00:47:48,932 --> 00:47:50,240
'Cause I helped her with her homework.
1026
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,473
Hold on. Anastasia!
1027
00:47:53,971 --> 00:47:55,245
ANASTACIA: I'm coming.
1028
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:02,515
Hello?
1029
00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:05,222
Hey, Anastasia.
1030
00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:07,251
Jason?
1031
00:48:08,252 --> 00:48:11,131
Yeah. I thought this was your cell phone.
1032
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:14,993
I lost my cell phone. This is my home phone.
1033
00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:16,395
What's up?
1034
00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:20,234
Uh, nothing. What's up with you?
1035
00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:23,004
Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone
up to her coochie!
1036
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,077
(RANGERS LAUGHING)
1037
00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:26,273
(WHISPERS) Shut up!
1038
00:48:26,336 --> 00:48:27,781
- Excuse me?
- Uh...
1039
00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:30,318
Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.
1040
00:48:30,774 --> 00:48:32,481
Um...
1041
00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:35,789
I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.
1042
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:37,848
Later on. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1043
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,223
I guess so.
1044
00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:55,366
(cousmus)
1045
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,404
Straight crash and burn!
1046
00:48:58,735 --> 00:49:01,045
You got all shook
when her dad got on the phone.
1047
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,708
It was downhill from there.
1048
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,344
She probably thinks you are a big-ass dork
right about now.
1049
00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:07,218
I told you about them Mexican daddies, man.
1050
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,052
No niggers in mi casa, fool!
1051
00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:11,586
LANGSTON: Confidence, bro. That's all it is.
1052
00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:12,956
Stop being so fuckin' nervous.
1053
00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:14,723
JULIAN: Yeah, virgin!
1054
00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:23,067
Who was that on the phone?
1055
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,436
Nobody. It was just a friend from school.
1056
00:49:25,495 --> 00:49:26,872
He was helping me with homework.
1057
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,739
Oh, yeah? He's helping you out.
1058
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:32,008
And your little friend from school.
Is he a negrito?
1059
00:49:32,569 --> 00:49:33,843
What does it matter?
1060
00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:37,317
Ora/e, Kim Kardashian?
Now you're dating black guys?
1061
00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:38,910
- Papa!
- Papa?
1062
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,478
Don't papa me.
1063
00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:43,718
Okay, I know how suave black guys are.
1064
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:47,853
They talk to you with that Mack Daddy lingo,
holding their giant penises.
1065
00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:50,523
All right, and I could tell by this kid's voice,
1066
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:51,691
over the phone,
1067
00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:54,065
it was all deep, he's got a giant palo.
1068
00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:56,098
No, he doesn't.
1069
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,661
What did you say?
1070
00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:58,866
Nothing.
1071
00:49:59,262 --> 00:50:02,607
Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina,
which means...
1072
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:03,906
Which means what?
1073
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:06,004
Which means you're fertile as hell.
1074
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:10,713
I don't want some little black nappy-headed
baby with a big penis
1075
00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:12,947
running around this house,
touching all my shit,
1076
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,421
and leaving him for me to raise.
1077
00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:16,424
- ANASTACIA: I can't believe we're talking...
- Big black baby.
1078
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,289
...about this right now. I'm a virgin.
1079
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:21,557
I didn't run off like you and Mom
and get pregnant when I was 16.
1080
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:26,828
All right, well, at least I stuck around
to take care of my children.
1081
00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:29,097
Those black guys come around
with their cool talk
1082
00:50:29,159 --> 00:50:30,365
and they get you in bed,
1083
00:50:30,427 --> 00:50:33,601
and when you get pregnant,
they turn into magicians.
1084
00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:34,801
Magicians?
1085
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,435
Yeah, magicians, like that acho we saw
1086
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,911
at the casino, David Coppertone.
1087
00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:39,572
- Yeah, Coppertone.
- OSCAR: He was good.
1088
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:40,740
- Yeah, it was funny.
- OSCAR: The rabbits?
1089
00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:41,805
Yeah, they were cute.
1090
00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:44,047
They disappear.
1091
00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:46,348
I don't want you to become a statistic.
All right?
1092
00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:50,324
I'm telling you because I want you
to take care of yourself. I care about you.
1093
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:53,361
Papa, don't worry about me.
Worry about your sons.
1094
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:54,754
Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail?
1095
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:55,955
(VIDEO GAME BEEPS)
1096
00:50:56,019 --> 00:50:57,157
(GRUNTS)
1097
00:50:58,255 --> 00:50:59,359
Or this one.
1098
00:50:59,423 --> 00:51:01,334
The 18-year-old who still wears slippers
1099
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:03,166
because he doesn't know
how to tie his shoes.
1100
00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:04,499
Hmm?
1101
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,672
Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.
1102
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:11,076
I just think the concept of laces is stupid.
1103
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:13,642
I would have to agree with Flaco on that one.
1104
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,915
Who asked you to talk, ese,
and why are you always here?
1105
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:19,519
Yeah. Why are you always here?
1106
00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:21,548
What do you mean? I'm family.
1107
00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:23,150
How are you family, fool?
1108
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:26,186
Yeah. How are you family, fool?
1109
00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:31,591
I'm second cousin
to your third cousin's cunado, El Machete,
1110
00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:33,362
who married Consuela, who was married
1111
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:35,403
to Pablo before and then escaped to the US.
1112
00:51:35,459 --> 00:51:38,770
After that, El Machete took care of me,
and then he disappeared.
1113
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,204
So, I didn't know what to do.
So I just came here.
1114
00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:43,233
And that's all I have to say about that.
1115
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:46,905
And you want me to be
with somebody like this?
1116
00:51:47,404 --> 00:51:48,678
Gosh, Papa.
1117
00:51:49,973 --> 00:51:52,317
Shit, she might have a point.
1118
00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:54,388
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1119
00:51:54,444 --> 00:51:56,720
DJ ON MIC: Power 106! DJ Sully Sal.
1120
00:51:56,780 --> 00:52:00,227
The moment you've been waiting for
is going down.
1121
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,696
We're gonna lock your asses in.
1122
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:06,427
At the talent contest
we will be making some stars tonight.
1123
00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:08,401
You know how we do it. Y'all ready?
1124
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:13,032
It's all about Unity in the Community!
Yo, Monte Vista, let's go!
1125
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:14,502
We got The Rej3ctz in the house!
1126
00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:15,803
(CROWD CHEERING)
1127
00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:17,504
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1128
00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:51,179
Oh, snap! The Rangers are in the house!
1129
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:54,078
They're the favorites to win
the contest tonight, y'all.
1130
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:03,620
You Ranger boys
better behave yourselves tonight.
1131
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:08,493
I'm gonna behave on that ass tonight.
1132
00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:10,755
DAY DAY: Yeah, Ms. Johnson got cakes.
1133
00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:14,200
I ain't gonna lie. She is nice looking.
1134
00:53:14,257 --> 00:53:15,258
Come on, man.
1135
00:53:15,325 --> 00:53:17,669
What you're really supposed to be
worried about is Anastacia tonight.
1136
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,205
Nigga, this ain't the Disney Channel.
You better go handle that.
1137
00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:26,474
She practically throwing her pussy at you,
fuck boy.
1138
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:28,209
LANGSTON: All you got to do is catch it.
1139
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,583
I don't even know what to do, y'all.
1140
00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:33,382
I know what this little nigga needs.
1141
00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:34,615
RANGERS: Seven minutes of heaven.
1142
00:53:38,448 --> 00:53:39,552
LANGSTON: Hey!
1143
00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:41,394
Everybody got their name in the hat?
1144
00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:44,989
For sure. Y'all know how this goes down.
1145
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,001
Seven minutes of heaven.
1146
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,730
I pick two names out of this cap,
1147
00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:51,362
y'all go into this closet right here
for seven minutes.
1148
00:53:52,462 --> 00:53:54,237
First two names are...
1149
00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:56,641
(CHUCKLES)
1150
00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,577
Julian and Big Booty Becky.
1151
00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:00,446
Get in.
1152
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:02,878
What a nasty ho!
1153
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:04,211
(STOPWATCH BEEPS)
1154
00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:05,514
Seven minutes.
1155
00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:08,155
So, what's up, Becky?
1156
00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,649
- Absolutely nothing.
-(GROANS)
1157
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,587
For seven minutes.
1158
00:54:12,882 --> 00:54:14,418
Come on, don't be like that.
1159
00:54:15,619 --> 00:54:16,689
Ow.
1160
00:54:19,556 --> 00:54:21,331
(SIREN WAILING)
1161
00:54:21,391 --> 00:54:23,564
Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?
1162
00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:26,437
It's like a dominatrix has your balls
in a vice grip!
1163
00:54:26,496 --> 00:54:28,339
This is what super cops do, right, Lagney?
1164
00:54:28,465 --> 00:54:30,342
(LAUGHS)
1165
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:32,510
What the fuck are you doing?
1166
00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:35,209
- I've had three of these things...
- Shit.
1167
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,615
The best.
1168
00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:39,381
What happens when you lick a goat's ass?
1169
00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:41,649
Ah... (LAUGHS)
1170
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,785
OFFICER P'ENISS: Pay attention, fucker!
1171
00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:47,292
(LAUGHING)
1172
00:54:50,887 --> 00:54:52,195
OFFICER LAGNEY: I think you're beautiful.
1173
00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:53,256
What?
1174
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:54,393
I think you're beautiful.
1175
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:57,764
You're beautiful.
1176
00:54:58,595 --> 00:55:01,007
Get your hand off my tit, man! I'm driving.
1177
00:55:01,064 --> 00:55:03,010
Ilike you.
1178
00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:08,215
So we not gonna do nothing, Becky?
1179
00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:09,750
Would you even be interested if
1180
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,444
I didn't have this big 0l' booty on me?
1181
00:55:11,508 --> 00:55:12,578
What?
1182
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,814
What kind of question is that?
1183
00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:15,049
That's what I thought.
1184
00:55:15,378 --> 00:55:16,948
All you like me for is my booty.
1185
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,218
It's such a nice booty.
1186
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,294
Plus, you got a cute smile.
1187
00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:26,465
And a dimple that only comes out
when you laugh.
1188
00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:28,061
Aw.
1189
00:55:28,124 --> 00:55:29,762
See, I'm a nice guy.
1190
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,664
LANGSTON: One minute left!
1191
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:33,269
Shit, that's all I need.
1192
00:55:33,697 --> 00:55:35,540
You don't got to tell me twice.
1193
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,045
Daddy about to get it on.
1194
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,512
(BOTH MOANING)
1195
00:55:40,570 --> 00:55:41,981
Fuck!
1196
00:55:42,138 --> 00:55:43,549
You love the white chocolate. (CHUCKLES)
1197
00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,051
I normally don't date white women.
1198
00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:46,382
But when I do...
1199
00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:47,877
(YELLS)
1200
00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:50,215
What are y'all doing out in this hallway?
Get to the dance!
1201
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,284
The question is, sir,
what are you doing out here?
1202
00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,995
Well, I'm the Principal. What are you doing...
1203
00:55:56,786 --> 00:56:00,256
Do you got an ETA on The New Boyz?
1204
00:56:00,924 --> 00:56:03,905
No, but we know about Ms. Johnson's T n' A.
1205
00:56:04,627 --> 00:56:05,799
You better watch your mouth.
1206
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:09,409
Sitting up there talking about you know
something about Ms. Johnson's DNA...
1207
00:56:09,632 --> 00:56:10,975
Yo, what the hell is going on out there?
1208
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:15,944
Uh, Principal Rogers,
as soon as I hear about The New Boyz,
1209
00:56:16,005 --> 00:56:17,643
I'll come look for you, bro.
1210
00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:18,913
Yeah, you do that.
1211
00:56:19,843 --> 00:56:22,346
Snitchin' ass nigga.
You know a snitch don't like a snitch.
1212
00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:24,858
You take it easy and get to the dance, nigga.
1213
00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:27,589
Will do, sir.
1214
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:36,370
Hey, y'all give it up for the Supa Sizers, y'all!
1215
00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:38,099
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1216
00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:47,807
(YAWNS)
1217
00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:50,910
Do the shit!
1218
00:56:51,674 --> 00:56:52,846
Do the shit!
1219
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:01,092
Next two names are...
1220
00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:04,928
Jason and Anastasia.
1221
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:10,337
SULLY SAL: Okay, I guess
y'all are not feeling the Supa Sizers.
1222
00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:15,365
The New Boyz are on their way
and we still got the talent contest coming up.
1223
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,969
The Sweet Gyrls, The Rangers...
1224
00:57:18,034 --> 00:57:19,741
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1225
00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,646
-(STOPWATCH BEEPS)
- Seven minutes.
1226
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:30,823
Have you done this before?
1227
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,984
Nope.
1228
00:57:32,749 --> 00:57:35,320
Me either. Kinda awkward, huh?
1229
00:57:36,052 --> 00:57:37,827
Yeah. Very.
1230
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,299
SULLY SAL ON RADIO: Power 106!
1231
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,670
We are broadcasting live
from Monte Vista High School,
1232
00:57:48,731 --> 00:57:50,642
it's all about Unity in the Community.
1233
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:53,840
And we're waiting on The New Boyz.
Where y'all at, man?
1234
00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:56,406
- Hey, nigga. Wake the fuck up!
- Yeah, nigga.
1235
00:57:57,507 --> 00:57:59,544
Man, fuck these niggas. Hurry up
1236
00:57:59,609 --> 00:58:01,611
so we can bash this thing at the lock-in.
1237
00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:05,226
All right, that's my nigga. Now we're talking.
1238
00:58:05,348 --> 00:58:06,691
(LAUGHING)
1239
00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:10,093
- Whee!
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
1240
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,593
Get your ass out of my face!
1241
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,225
Soft as a baby's butt!
1242
00:58:14,290 --> 00:58:15,826
Are you fucking crazy?
1243
00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:19,703
Normally we have these missions more intact.
1244
00:58:19,762 --> 00:58:22,902
But it seems that my partner has taken
some kind of controlled substance.
1245
00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:24,968
I'm R. Kelly, bitch.
1246
00:58:25,034 --> 00:58:26,035
(LAUGHS)
1247
00:58:26,102 --> 00:58:27,137
-(URINATING)
- Mmm...
1248
00:58:27,203 --> 00:58:28,705
What the fuck are you doing?
1249
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:31,083
Are you nuts?
1250
00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:36,012
Peaches! Bitch, bring your ass out the house
with my goddamn money.
1251
00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:39,026
I'll blow every window
in that raggedy fuckin' condo out.
1252
00:58:39,115 --> 00:58:41,220
What the fuck are you doing, man?
1253
00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:44,989
Bring your ass out here! I'm gonna kill you!
1254
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,592
(SCREAMS)
1255
00:58:46,656 --> 00:58:47,657
Oh!
1256
00:58:52,762 --> 00:58:54,105
LANGSTON: One minute left!
1257
00:58:54,998 --> 00:58:57,376
So... There's no chance that I can...
1258
00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:58,935
You're not getting my panties.
1259
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:00,203
What?
1260
00:59:00,270 --> 00:59:01,476
I know all about it.
1261
00:59:01,738 --> 00:59:04,378
Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine,
1262
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,716
who told me all about your mission.
1263
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:08,348
Kinda stupid, huh?
1264
00:59:08,411 --> 00:59:09,515
Yeah.
1265
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,323
And I can't go out like that.
1266
00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:14,390
I understand.
1267
00:59:14,684 --> 00:59:17,255
And honestly, I respect you more for it.
1268
00:59:18,421 --> 00:59:19,559
Thanks.
1269
00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:21,393
You're sweet.
1270
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:23,135
Doing good, cowboy.
1271
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,095
Thanks, man.
1272
00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:26,705
Thanks for what?
1273
00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:28,871
Uh, nothing.
1274
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,408
You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?
1275
00:59:31,668 --> 00:59:33,443
Me? (CHUCKLES) No.
1276
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:35,409
(CLEARS THROAT)
1277
00:59:35,838 --> 00:59:37,112
ANASTACIA: It's okay.
1278
00:59:37,173 --> 00:59:39,312
I used to do the same thing ever since
1279
00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,446
my mom died when I was really young.
1280
00:59:41,978 --> 00:59:44,652
I had this toy unicorn
that I would always talk to.
1281
00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,022
It was my best friend.
1282
00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:48,453
Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?
1283
00:59:48,918 --> 00:59:50,295
I bet not as much as cowboys.
1284
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,797
(CHUCKLES)
1285
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:54,027
Unicorns don't exist, so...
1286
00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:57,033
You hit Bigfoot!
1287
00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,039
What the fuck did you make me do?
1288
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,368
I didn't hit Bigfoot.
1289
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,467
Who gives a fuck? Look at the car!
1290
01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,439
Oh, fuck!
1291
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,535
Are we gonna help her?
1292
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,242
I'm going to commandeer this vehicle.
I gotta get those guys.
1293
01:00:09,138 --> 01:00:10,173
OFFICER LAGNEY: Sorry, Bigfoot.
1294
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:11,411
Fucking door doesn't work. Follow me!
1295
01:00:11,474 --> 01:00:12,612
So sorry.
1296
01:00:12,675 --> 01:00:14,712
- Follow me, you fucking idiot.
- Yes!
1297
01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:17,952
SULLY SAL: Hey, yo ladies,
make some noise for Floor Cat!
1298
01:00:18,014 --> 01:00:19,049
(CROWD CHEERING)
1299
01:00:19,182 --> 01:00:20,217
(RandB MUSIC PLAYING)
1300
01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,444
Not so fast, Day Day.
1301
01:00:44,107 --> 01:00:46,747
Wow. Looks like everyone is hooking up.
1302
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:48,448
You wanna dance?
1303
01:00:50,513 --> 01:00:51,548
Sure!
1304
01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:53,287
This is my song.
1305
01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,825
(RandB MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1306
01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:16,149
Sometimes you gotta love your dance steps.
(GRUNTS)
1307
01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:21,313
Oh!
1308
01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,152
- Hey. We're here.
- Yeah, you are here.
1309
01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:24,282
- Get to the dance.
- Yes, sir!
1310
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,621
- Get to the dance.
- Punks!
1311
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,026
Get your hands off my bitch!
Now, get to the dance.
1312
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:31,088
Get your hands...
Get off me, boy! Get to the dance!
1313
01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:35,366
(SINGING)
1314
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:41,399
Y'all ready, homie? You ready, cuz?
1315
01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:43,834
(SHOUTS)
1316
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,004
What about you? ls you ready?
1317
01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,314
- Uh-huh.
- They whooped your ass, man.
1318
01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:48,711
They wouldn't have did that to me, though.
1319
01:01:48,771 --> 01:01:50,808
I'll tell you that right now.
You know how I get.
1320
01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:53,820
Man, fuck that shit, man!
You ready to ride out or what, nigga?
1321
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,412
- Excuse me, say what?
- Man, you heard me!
1322
01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:56,479
Come again, say what?
1323
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,822
Man, why every time
a nigga say something to you, cuz,
1324
01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:00,258
you act like you can't hear me?
1325
01:02:00,316 --> 01:02:02,694
The fuck is wrong with you?
You go deaf from all them shots, nigga?
1326
01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:04,993
No nigga, it was my mamma's pussy.
1327
01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,524
If I hadn't told you yet,
my mamma had an outbreak on her pussy lip
1328
01:02:08,591 --> 01:02:09,934
'cause she got herpes, right?
1329
01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:13,633
When she had me, the herpes hit my ear,
fucked me all up.
1330
01:02:13,696 --> 01:02:15,767
- What?
- But we in good standing.
1331
01:02:15,832 --> 01:02:18,176
Bitch! Bitch nasty!
1332
01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:19,474
Excuse me, say what?
1333
01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,481
- Nasty bitch!
- Come again, say what?
1334
01:02:21,537 --> 01:02:23,312
-(GRUNTS IMPATIENTLY)
- I know, let's ride!
1335
01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:26,249
We got The New Boyz in the house!
1336
01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:28,311
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1337
01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:31,415
(NEW BOYZ RAPPING)
1338
01:02:46,629 --> 01:02:47,767
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
1339
01:02:47,897 --> 01:02:49,035
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
1340
01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:07,626
EL MATADOR: Man.
1341
01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:10,459
How long do we have to wait for
to give the beat down?
1342
01:03:11,587 --> 01:03:13,260
Told you, Junior said midnight.
1343
01:03:13,890 --> 01:03:15,699
Shit! I'm bored, eh!
1344
01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,231
It's not fair.
1345
01:03:19,695 --> 01:03:20,833
FLACO: What's not fair?
1346
01:03:21,097 --> 01:03:24,476
Anastacia and her friends and everybody are
partying and dancing the night away.
1347
01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:27,581
While we're just here. Sitting and waiting.
1348
01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:31,808
Shit. I wanna dance.
1349
01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:37,588
Fuck it. Dance, man!
1350
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,516
Dance!
1351
01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:42,255
Hit it, Whispers!
1352
01:03:43,419 --> 01:03:44,420
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1353
01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:45,555
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
1354
01:03:57,133 --> 01:03:58,703
Yeah, you tell them to pull off that one!
1355
01:04:01,537 --> 01:04:02,811
That's all I gotta say about that.
1356
01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:04,475
(HUMMING)
1357
01:04:06,409 --> 01:04:08,116
- Ooh!
-(CLOTH RIPS)
1358
01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,282
Oh, yeah!
1359
01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,292
I ripped my pants and I don't care.
1360
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,988
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1361
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:17,854
MAN: But it's talent contest time, y'all.
1362
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,799
h' anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,
1363
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,098
you better be hot tonight! All right?
1364
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:25,695
So let's give it up right now
for our first contestants.
1365
01:04:26,395 --> 01:04:29,672
Make some noise for the Sweet Gyrls!
1366
01:04:31,767 --> 01:04:33,405
(SINGING) Holla, holla, baby
1367
01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:36,048
Show me that you really want me
1368
01:04:36,672 --> 01:04:38,447
'Cause I need to hear it
Uh-huh
1369
01:04:38,641 --> 01:04:40,985
Go ahead and push up on me
1370
01:04:41,444 --> 01:04:43,856
I can tell you really want
1371
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,957
Really want me
1372
01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:48,521
Your kiss and your touch
1373
01:04:49,151 --> 01:04:51,825
Feels so damn good
1374
01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:53,559
Getting under my skin
1375
01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:55,830
Try to fight it but I can't win
1376
01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:58,068
This is all your fault
1377
01:04:58,194 --> 01:05:00,435
Boy, I love the way you touch me
1378
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:04,638
Baby, you touch me in the best way
1379
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:09,149
I think I love you
What can I say?
1380
01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:11,343
Caught me by surprise
1381
01:05:11,707 --> 01:05:14,085
- BOTH: Oh!
- Showed me your disguise
1382
01:05:14,543 --> 01:05:17,490
Made it to your arms and I love it
1383
01:05:18,381 --> 01:05:22,454
Yeah, baby, baby
I love the way you touched me
1384
01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:25,395
Touched me!
1385
01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:27,832
Touched me!
1386
01:05:27,890 --> 01:05:30,336
Touched me!
1387
01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:32,669
Touch me, tease me
I'm trying to make it easy
1388
01:05:32,728 --> 01:05:35,470
You're singing to my tune
like your name is Lil Weezy
1389
01:05:35,531 --> 01:05:38,011
500 degrees
More than just breezy
1390
01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:40,206
Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy!
1391
01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:42,806
And I want to make it real with you
1392
01:05:42,872 --> 01:05:44,852
- Show love, baby!
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1393
01:05:44,974 --> 01:05:45,975
What?
1394
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:47,615
I'm trying to settle down
1395
01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:50,079
Ain't nothing I'll be scared of now
1396
01:05:50,146 --> 01:05:52,319
To the top of the world
We can soar for miles
1397
01:05:52,381 --> 01:05:55,021
Baby, let them haters hate
I'mma hold you down
1398
01:05:55,084 --> 01:05:57,462
Even though I didn't grow up
on your side of town
1399
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,932
Ymma throw up your set when we riding out
1400
01:05:59,989 --> 01:06:03,698
Baby, you touch me in the best way
1401
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,864
All right. Man, you seeing this, my nigga?
1402
01:06:05,928 --> 01:06:07,168
It's cheating.
1403
01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:11,076
Caught me by surprise
1404
01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:13,613
Showed me your disguise
1405
01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:17,110
Made it to your arms and I love it
1406
01:06:17,373 --> 01:06:22,379
Yeah, baby, baby
I love the way you touched me
1407
01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:24,857
Touched me!
1408
01:06:24,947 --> 01:06:27,120
Touched me!
1409
01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:30,062
Touched me!
1410
01:06:30,786 --> 01:06:32,629
(CROWD CHEERING)
1411
01:06:33,789 --> 01:06:36,269
(PRINCIPAL ROGERS YELLING ON PA)
1412
01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:38,365
Tastes like candy!
1413
01:06:39,562 --> 01:06:41,803
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1414
01:06:41,864 --> 01:06:43,537
(CROWD JEERING)
1415
01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:50,216
- Come on.
- MAN 1: Oh, hell no!
1416
01:06:50,272 --> 01:06:51,649
(CROWD BOOING)
1417
01:06:51,707 --> 01:06:52,879
MAN 2: Y'all suck!
1418
01:06:53,275 --> 01:06:54,379
What's up, man?
1419
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:59,088
That's how those pimp bangers do it, homie!
1420
01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:00,491
Man! That shit was horrible.
1421
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,525
- Hey man, your mamma like it.
- Shut up!
1422
01:07:02,585 --> 01:07:04,587
Yeah. What the hell is RGOKY anyway?
1423
01:07:04,887 --> 01:07:06,798
BOTH: Ranger Gang, Kill Yourselves.
1424
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:07,926
SULLY SAL: Last but not least!
1425
01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:09,162
Now get out the way.
1426
01:07:09,225 --> 01:07:11,364
Give it up for The Rangers!
1427
01:07:11,427 --> 01:07:12,701
(CROWD CHEERING)
1428
01:07:14,196 --> 01:07:15,197
Come on!
1429
01:07:15,264 --> 01:07:17,141
(RAPPING) One honey, two honey,
three honey, four
1430
01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:19,304
Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1431
01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:21,314
I need a tip, tip
1432
01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:22,872
I need a tip, tip
1433
01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:24,212
I got you babe!
1434
01:07:24,273 --> 01:07:26,810
One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1435
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:28,878
Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1436
01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:32,482
I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip
1437
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,363
I said, it's 6:00 in the morning
and she be tipping on my dick
1438
01:07:36,419 --> 01:07:38,421
Tipping on my dick tip
Tipping on my dick!
1439
01:07:38,487 --> 01:07:40,933
Make her scream Rangers
when I'm hitting that shit
1440
01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:43,368
Low riders, can you fit up in my whip
1441
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,996
I got a bad bitch
but she wouldn't get evicted!
1442
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,338
She gave me a lap dance,
now I'm addicted
1443
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:50,673
Standing at attention
That's where my dick is
1444
01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,145
Counting all this money
Hi, mamma, come and get this
1445
01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:55,580
One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1446
01:07:55,638 --> 01:07:57,709
Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1447
01:07:57,773 --> 01:07:59,878
I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1448
01:07:59,942 --> 01:08:02,445
I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1449
01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:05,151
One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1450
01:08:05,214 --> 01:08:07,319
Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1451
01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:10,921
I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1452
01:08:12,555 --> 01:08:14,660
Funky-fresh, dressed to impress
Ready to party!
1453
01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:16,862
White boys in my pocket
Hos feeling up my body
1454
01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:19,230
Cristal, OJ and Bacardi
1455
01:08:19,628 --> 01:08:22,006
Stupid paper
My wallet is retarded!
1456
01:08:22,064 --> 01:08:24,101
I get money
Money I got!
1457
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,505
- Well, I need a tip
-Then make that booty pop
1458
01:08:26,569 --> 01:08:29,015
- Make that booty pop, baby don't stop
-Drop!
1459
01:08:31,574 --> 01:08:33,952
One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1460
01:08:34,009 --> 01:08:35,989
Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1461
01:08:36,078 --> 01:08:38,319
I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1462
01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:41,088
I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1463
01:08:41,183 --> 01:08:43,561
One honey, two honey, three honey, four
1464
01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,599
Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more
1465
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:48,396
I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1466
01:08:48,457 --> 01:08:49,993
-(RECORD SCRATCHES)
-(CROWD GASPS)
1467
01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:51,936
What the hell is you doing, man?
Get up, man. Come on.
1468
01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:53,229
Shit!
1469
01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:55,733
- Shit!
- We're in the middle of a party.
1470
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:57,072
I'm good. Thank you.
1471
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,869
Get that brownie off my record!
1472
01:08:59,668 --> 01:09:03,377
JASON: Damn, if this'll ruin
The Rangers' chance to win the contest,
1473
01:09:04,406 --> 01:09:06,113
it'll ruin my chance with Anastasia.
1474
01:09:08,577 --> 01:09:10,250
Oh, come on, buckaroo!
1475
01:09:12,281 --> 01:09:13,817
You got this.
1476
01:09:14,783 --> 01:09:16,524
JASON: Prairie Puff Man is right.
1477
01:09:16,585 --> 01:09:17,655
can do this.
1478
01:09:20,623 --> 01:09:22,068
Yo, listen.
1479
01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:23,603
Can do this.
1480
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,630
(MOUTHING)
1481
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,574
What do I got to lose?
1482
01:09:29,098 --> 01:09:32,307
Listen. They call me J-Extra,
Yeah boy, I'm next up
1483
01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:33,540
Lippin 'em, flippin 'em, rippin 'em, yeah!
1484
01:09:33,602 --> 01:09:34,706
Tippin' them, tippin' the scales
1485
01:09:34,770 --> 01:09:37,376
I used to be scared
But now I gotta man up!
1486
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,715
Do it like my mamma told me,
"Why you got a tan?"
1487
01:09:39,775 --> 01:09:42,187
Smoke like the Prairie Puff
Man, have! had enough!
1488
01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,554
It's so tough, so rough, so tough, tough!
1489
01:09:44,613 --> 01:09:46,889
But I just fell in love with Anastasia
1490
01:09:46,949 --> 01:09:49,327
Yeah, do your thang, girl
I like how you love me
1491
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:52,855
(LAUGHS)
1492
01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:55,558
ANASTACIA: Go Jason!
1493
01:09:55,624 --> 01:09:57,365
(CROWD CHEERING)
1494
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:05,342
I fucks with The Rangers!
1495
01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:12,418
ANASTACIA: Oh, my God! You were amazing!
1496
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:15,552
Yo, J-Extra. You saved us, dawg!
1497
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:17,755
You did that, my dude. Respect!
1498
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,826
Yo, Jay, where did that come from?
1499
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:22,692
I honestly couldn't even tell you,
it just, like, came to me.
1500
01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:24,226
Yo. You see this right here, right?
1501
01:10:24,286 --> 01:10:25,492
Got someone who need that.
1502
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:29,468
You know what I'm saying?
Somebody's about to walk away with $2,000.
1503
01:10:29,525 --> 01:10:31,471
You know what I'm saying? DJ Felli Fel,
1504
01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:33,336
Power 106, Unity in the Community.
1505
01:10:33,762 --> 01:10:37,232
It's been a great night.
And to announce your winner right now,
1506
01:10:37,299 --> 01:10:39,745
y'all give it up for The New Boyz!
1507
01:10:39,802 --> 01:10:41,110
(CROWD CHEERING WILDLY)
1508
01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:53,024
Yo, this was a dope-ass night
of performances.
1509
01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:56,757
Hell yeah.
Some of y'all did your thing tonight, man!
1510
01:10:56,819 --> 01:10:59,322
Some of y'all were complete failures.
1511
01:10:59,388 --> 01:11:00,799
Fucking booty.
1512
01:11:00,856 --> 01:11:02,858
But yo, man, on the real though,
1513
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,531
there can only be one winner.
1514
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:08,575
- And this group crushed it! Murdered it!
- Killed it.
1515
01:11:08,631 --> 01:11:09,974
(NEW BOYZ WHOOPING)
1516
01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:11,807
So, give it up for tonight's winner!
1517
01:11:12,234 --> 01:11:13,679
Motherfucking...
1518
01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,448
BOTH: Sweet Gyrls!
1519
01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:16,946
(SCREAMING)
1520
01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:18,407
Huh?
1521
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:20,420
- We won!
- This is so exciting!
1522
01:11:20,509 --> 01:11:21,647
- Thank you!
- My goodness!
1523
01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:23,688
Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro.
1524
01:11:23,746 --> 01:11:25,589
DAY DAY: Yo, I needed that two grand.
1525
01:11:25,648 --> 01:11:26,683
How did we lose?
1526
01:11:26,749 --> 01:11:28,456
We must've got these niggas tripping, bro!
1527
01:11:28,517 --> 01:11:30,258
Yo, look at how high they are.
1528
01:11:30,753 --> 01:11:32,664
Don't even know who the fuck
they're picking right now.
1529
01:11:32,721 --> 01:11:33,859
So excited!
1530
01:11:33,922 --> 01:11:36,562
Oh shit! Day Day, it's 12:00.
1531
01:11:37,493 --> 01:11:39,439
Time for me to go face the music,
you feel me?
1532
01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:41,265
LANGSTON: Wait. Hold up. What's 12:00?
1533
01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:44,174
Yo. That's the end of the talent show, y'all.
1534
01:11:51,774 --> 01:11:54,414
Day Day, I know you don't want to
get into it with the Ese's, man.
1535
01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,477
Shit!
1536
01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:58,753
Yo Junior, I tried to get your money
by midnight. But I need some more time.
1537
01:11:59,381 --> 01:12:00,724
You can do whatever you want to me.
1538
01:12:00,783 --> 01:12:02,194
But please, don't hurt my family.
1539
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:04,320
(GROWLS)
1540
01:12:06,455 --> 01:12:07,866
I ain't got insurance, Junior!
1541
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,058
(GROWLS)
1542
01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:14,400
Junior says, "Time's up!"
1543
01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:16,871
Man, Day Day ain't going nowhere.
1544
01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:19,108
You're going to have to kill us all.
1545
01:12:22,538 --> 01:12:23,778
(CHUCKLES)
1546
01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:25,040
Cool.
1547
01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,014
DAY DAY: No. Fuck that. It's cool, bro.
1548
01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:28,821
It's time for me to handle this debt by myself.
1549
01:12:28,877 --> 01:12:30,879
Like a man. So what's up?
1550
01:12:31,246 --> 01:12:33,226
- What's up?
- ANASTACIA: Junior!
1551
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:35,122
Flaco, no!
1552
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,562
Anastasia, what are you doing here?
Get outta here, go!
1553
01:12:37,953 --> 01:12:40,331
Anastasia, go back to the gym.
We good, I promise.
1554
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,191
(GROANING)
1555
01:12:45,928 --> 01:12:47,839
Don't talk to my sister like that, ese.
1556
01:12:48,163 --> 01:12:49,164
Stop it!
1557
01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:54,104
We'll blast through Mexicans tonight
for what they did to you, OG.
1558
01:12:54,169 --> 01:12:56,479
Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, cuz!
1559
01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:57,778
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
1560
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,944
What?
1561
01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:00,042
-(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
-(GRUNTING)
1562
01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:01,281
Nissa what?
1563
01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:02,651
-(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
-(GRUNTING)
1564
01:13:03,078 --> 01:13:06,059
Oh, we could've made some
Mexican cunt salad around this motherfucker.
1565
01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:07,753
-(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
-(GRUNTING)
1566
01:13:23,532 --> 01:13:25,136
PRAIRIE PUFF MAN: Now is the time, my son!
1567
01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,142
This is your hero moment!
1568
01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,089
(GROANING)
1569
01:13:50,726 --> 01:13:51,761
Oh!
1570
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:53,135
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1571
01:13:53,629 --> 01:13:54,699
I'm fine!
1572
01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:57,638
Are you okay?
1573
01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,845
Oh, my God, Jason. You're hurt.
1574
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:07,786
(CAR HONKING)
1575
01:14:12,548 --> 01:14:14,323
Everybody, freeze!
1576
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:15,418
OFFICER P'ENISS:
What the hell is going on here?
1577
01:14:15,484 --> 01:14:16,519
Yeah!
1578
01:14:16,585 --> 01:14:18,030
Stand back! We got this.
1579
01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,531
Everybody freeze!
1580
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:23,000
We got this. We got this under control!
1581
01:14:23,058 --> 01:14:25,095
Great frickin' police work.
1582
01:14:28,397 --> 01:14:29,899
Can I just talk to him for one second.
1583
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:32,605
You got one minute, then we need to get him
to the hospital to get sewn up.
1584
01:14:34,102 --> 01:14:36,173
Look. I'm sorry all this happened.
1585
01:14:36,538 --> 01:14:40,384
This whole money thing with Day Day and
your brother got way out of hand. And...
1586
01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:43,579
Pmya, PPM'-!
1587
01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:50,152
Day Day-
1588
01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:54,131
Appreciate your little homie saving my sister.
1589
01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:57,971
You still owe Junior $2,000.
1590
01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:05,306
This ain't over.
1591
01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:10,682
What're you doing? That's your prize money.
1592
01:15:10,739 --> 01:15:11,774
It's fine!
1593
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:15,788
Jason told me to give this to you.
1594
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:19,186
And he got the drawers, too.
1595
01:15:19,915 --> 01:15:21,986
I'll take that.
1596
01:15:22,618 --> 01:15:24,063
And I will take that!
1597
01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:29,265
Hey Jay, I appreciate the way
you came through, bro!
1598
01:15:29,324 --> 01:15:31,702
That was some true Ranger fashion. Salute.
1599
01:15:31,894 --> 01:15:35,137
I told you, man.
We family, and I consider y'all my friends.
1600
01:15:35,330 --> 01:15:38,971
Straight up, bro.
You my friend. And official Ranger member.
1601
01:15:39,034 --> 01:15:40,479
You deserve it!
1602
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:42,675
Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me
find the confidence
1603
01:15:42,738 --> 01:15:44,308
to get the girl of my dreams.
1604
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,374
Ow!
1605
01:15:45,674 --> 01:15:46,846
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
1606
01:15:47,175 --> 01:15:51,089
Now, I'm going to the hospital
with my boyfriend.
1607
01:15:51,146 --> 01:15:53,490
Boyfriend? Papa ain't gonna like that.
1608
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:57,793
Oh, yeah? Well, he's just going to have to
deal with it! And so are you!
1609
01:15:58,620 --> 01:15:59,792
Uh-oh.
1610
01:16:05,627 --> 01:16:07,231
We gonna keep your ass in our prayers.
1611
01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:10,299
Man, I wish I would've got shot.
1612
01:16:10,766 --> 01:16:11,938
What is you talking about?
1613
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,038
Do you know how much ass
I would've gotten on Monday, if I got shot?
1614
01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,639
- Wow!
- God, man!
1615
01:16:20,876 --> 01:16:23,356
JASON: You see,
that's how it really went down.
1616
01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:26,586
Fairytale endings do really happen,
even in the hood.
1617
01:16:26,648 --> 01:16:29,925
Now all I need is a painless circumcision
and I'll be straight.
1618
01:16:33,055 --> 01:16:34,966
(GUNSHOTS)
1619
01:16:35,023 --> 01:16:36,627
Who shot my baby?
1620
01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:38,737
Who shot my baby?
1621
01:16:39,027 --> 01:16:40,404
-(FIRING sun)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1622
01:16:40,495 --> 01:16:41,633
Everybody scatter!
1623
01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:43,836
Everybody could get
some of this lead tonight!
1624
01:16:43,899 --> 01:16:46,812
Fucking Kardashian cheerleader bitches!
1625
01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:50,338
You fucking Rangers.
I'll fuck 'em and I'll kill you motherfuckers.
1626
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:54,581
God damn it, everybody. You fucking writers.
You raggedy-ass producers.
1627
01:16:54,676 --> 01:16:57,748
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
1628
01:16:57,813 --> 01:17:00,487
All you bitches!
Everybody out there in the theater.
1629
01:17:00,549 --> 01:17:02,460
All you motherfucking Slurpee-serving,
1630
01:17:02,517 --> 01:17:04,588
popcorn-buttering motherfuckers!
1631
01:17:04,653 --> 01:17:07,862
And you bitches. I tell you,
you better not be bootlegging my shit.
1632
01:17:07,923 --> 01:17:09,561
You better not bootleg this shit.
1633
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,195
I'll come out there and I'll get you.
1634
01:17:11,259 --> 01:17:12,897
It's like in a Freddy Krueger movie.
1635
01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:14,565
I'll be back and get you in the sequel.
1636
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:18,009
Motherfuckers! Deuce it! You heard? What?
1637
01:17:21,036 --> 01:17:22,674
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1638
01:19:53,255 --> 01:19:55,667
What the fuck going on with the beats, y'all?
1639
01:19:56,324 --> 01:19:57,860
Hey nigga, fuck!
1640
01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:00,204
Shit's speedin' up. Shit, nigga!
1641
01:20:00,962 --> 01:20:03,704
I can't dance to this shit, nigga! Shit, nigga!
1642
01:20:06,601 --> 01:20:09,582
Nigga, oh shit! I can't catch my breath, nigga.
1643
01:20:10,405 --> 01:20:12,385
Oh shit, nigga. I hate this shit!
1644
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,181
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1645
01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:17,913
(GROANING)
1646
01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:21,551
Bounce, nigga, bounce!
1647
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,092
Bounce, bounce nigga!
1648
01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:25,256
Come on!
1649
01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,391
Fuck that shit, nigga!
1650
01:20:27,455 --> 01:20:30,061
MAN: Don't hate, participate.
1651
01:20:30,258 --> 01:20:32,829
Fuck that, nigga. I'm tired of this bitch, nigga!
1652
01:20:32,894 --> 01:20:34,999
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1653
01:20:45,907 --> 01:20:46,908
Oh, shit!
1654
01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,756
Nigga, I'm sweatin' all around
my second belly there.
1655
01:20:54,382 --> 01:20:55,417
(sums)
1656
01:20:55,483 --> 01:20:56,689
(LAUGHS)
1657
01:20:58,587 --> 01:20:59,759
(BEEP)
1658
01:21:00,222 --> 01:21:01,394
Can this be a movie?
1659
01:21:01,456 --> 01:21:03,060
Like is this going to be in the movies?
1660
01:21:03,558 --> 01:21:04,798
'Cause I can act.
1661
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,203
Where are we starting?
1662
01:21:06,261 --> 01:21:07,365
From the top again, right?
1663
01:21:07,429 --> 01:21:09,067
What up, pretty bitches?
1664
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,804
I got pussy hair tougher than you.
1665
01:21:14,669 --> 01:21:16,649
- I fucked up on that.
-(CREW LAUGHING)
1666
01:21:17,172 --> 01:21:19,709
- Fuckers!
- I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.
1667
01:21:21,409 --> 01:21:22,752
And if you look into the mirror,
1668
01:21:22,811 --> 01:21:23,812
you gonna think you look like
1669
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,756
the little nigga on The Lord of the Rings.
1670
01:21:26,948 --> 01:21:29,189
Give me the ring, Percy.
1671
01:21:30,118 --> 01:21:32,098
Get ready tonight, baby.
1672
01:21:32,153 --> 01:21:34,360
'Cause I'm gonna stick this rat-tail
up your ass.
1673
01:21:34,923 --> 01:21:36,300
And I like a woman that's
1674
01:21:36,358 --> 01:21:37,962
built like a mattress.
1675
01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:39,232
I'm gonna lay on you later.
1676
01:21:40,095 --> 01:21:41,403
I will.
1677
01:21:41,463 --> 01:21:43,670
Gonna stick my face in your ass.
1678
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,370
With an antibiotic in my mouth.
1679
01:21:46,468 --> 01:21:48,004
Y'all better not move.
1680
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,673
Y'all better not move.
1681
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:50,773
Dude with no shirt on,
1682
01:21:50,839 --> 01:21:51,909
with hard nipples.
1683
01:21:51,973 --> 01:21:53,418
And you're touching them.
1684
01:21:53,775 --> 01:21:55,686
A seven for your ass!
1685
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:57,155
You ain't got bitch.
1686
01:21:58,346 --> 01:21:59,791
That bitch look good, though.
1687
01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,191
You got it.
1688
01:22:01,349 --> 01:22:02,555
She look good.
1689
01:22:03,285 --> 01:22:04,423
Yeah.
1690
01:22:04,486 --> 01:22:05,487
(ALL LAUGHING)
1691
01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:08,157
Give mamma a kiss before you go.
1692
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,263
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1693
01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,234
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
1694
01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,445
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1695
01:22:44,159 --> 01:22:46,002
(MEN SHOUTING)
1696
01:22:46,061 --> 01:22:47,062
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1697
01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:48,198
Whoa-hoe!
1698
01:23:01,509 --> 01:23:03,216
You know what, while I interrupt your...
1699
01:23:03,278 --> 01:23:04,382
Oh.
1700
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:06,953
Wait, wait. I forgot my lines.
1701
01:23:07,382 --> 01:23:09,658
Just help me. I only got one sphincter.
1702
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,461
You gonna wreck the whole jail down
1703
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,693
with your strong self. I got delicate ankles.
1704
01:23:15,256 --> 01:23:18,760
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1705
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,101
MAN: Who you asking for?
1706
01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:21,367
Another homie.
1707
01:23:21,429 --> 01:23:22,499
- All right, homie.
- Yeah!
1708
01:23:22,564 --> 01:23:24,635
Clap on, clap off, nigga.
1709
01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:26,576
You dead, bitch! You want it?
1710
01:23:26,634 --> 01:23:27,840
(LAUGHS)
1711
01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:30,815
Don't move. I got it. You ready?
1712
01:23:30,872 --> 01:23:32,715
Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga!
1713
01:23:32,774 --> 01:23:34,219
(LAUGHS)
1714
01:23:34,275 --> 01:23:36,050
- OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
- Excuse me, say what?
1715
01:23:36,111 --> 01:23:37,488
Nigga, I'm saying my name.
1716
01:23:37,545 --> 01:23:39,149
OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
1717
01:23:40,281 --> 01:23:41,282
(LAUGHS)
1718
01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:43,152
Light's out, nigga. You hear me?
1719
01:23:43,218 --> 01:23:44,219
(LAUGHING) Okay.
1720
01:23:44,285 --> 01:23:46,356
Light's out for you, nigga.
1721
01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:47,991
(ALL LAUGHING)
1722
01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:50,930
That shit's gotta be edited.
1723
01:23:50,992 --> 01:23:51,993
Fuck. My bad.
1724
01:23:52,093 --> 01:23:53,436
I'm sorry. Was that my line, or his line?
1725
01:23:53,495 --> 01:23:54,906
- What?
- I messed up.
1726
01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:56,101
Am I supposed to say my line?
1727
01:23:56,164 --> 01:23:57,165
Mmm, yeah.
1728
01:23:57,232 --> 01:23:58,939
- Shit. Line?
- Wait. What is it?
1729
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,070
Sorry.
1730
01:24:01,336 --> 01:24:02,906
So, I hear you need one more volunteer
1731
01:24:02,971 --> 01:24:04,541
teacher tonight. For the lock-out.
1732
01:24:04,906 --> 01:24:06,044
You heard right.
1733
01:24:06,441 --> 01:24:08,648
MAN: One more time, please. "Lock-in."
1734
01:24:09,344 --> 01:24:11,153
So, I hear you need one more
1735
01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:12,748
teacher for the volunteer tonight.
1736
01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:13,918
(MOANS)
1737
01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:16,752
So, I hear you need one more teacher tonight.
1738
01:24:16,818 --> 01:24:18,422
Volunteer for the line...
1739
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,898
One more volunteer teacher for the lock-in.
1740
01:24:21,956 --> 01:24:23,936
You can keep doing it a hundred times.
1741
01:24:24,025 --> 01:24:25,026
(CREW LAUGHS)
1742
01:24:25,093 --> 01:24:26,094
MRS. JOHNSON: I'm sweating!
1743
01:24:26,161 --> 01:24:27,538
What the fuck were they talking about?
1744
01:24:28,696 --> 01:24:29,697
Keep fucking up.
1745
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,742
I said cut. I said cut, damn it!
1746
01:24:37,305 --> 01:24:39,216
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)