1 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,831 Visualizing? 2 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:42,001 All right. You're up, tiger. 3 00:00:43,628 --> 00:00:45,963 You feel all right? You look a little pale. 4 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,465 I'm fine. 5 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:48,674 Does your neck still hurt? 6 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,051 It'll be fine. 7 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:52,136 Maybe you should do the two-and-a-half instead. 8 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,471 I'm gonna do the three. 9 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,556 Well, it's better to nail the two-and-a-half... 10 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,725 I'm gonna nail the three. 11 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,062 All right. 12 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:03,022 Well, let's show these senior citizens 13 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:05,483 what a well-coached 12-year-old can do, huh? 14 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:25,795 Man on pa: Next diver, two-time national junior champion, Mary carroll. 15 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:48,317 Damn it. 16 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,778 You can do this. Come on, just... 17 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,072 See it. See it. 18 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,587 Big jump. Pike out. Rip it. 19 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,744 Call 911. We need an ambulance. 20 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:48,729 I saw the light on. 21 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,939 It's daytime. 22 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,775 Yeah, it's a figure of speech. 23 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,777 Always so literal. 24 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,698 Got a new cane. 25 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:02,451 Yeah. 26 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,912 Guy in the store said it was slimming. 27 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,872 Vertical stripe. 28 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,749 Why are you here? 29 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,084 Vogler is dead. 30 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:12,128 What? What happened? 31 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,338 Again with the literal translation. 32 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,881 Vogler, the idea. 33 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,009 Mr. Destructo, Mr. Moneybags. "Bow down before me." 34 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:21,262 He is gone from the hospital. 35 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:23,305 So things can go back to the way they were. 36 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,891 The way they were was kind of weird. 37 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:27,309 Hmm. 38 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,603 Weird works for me. 39 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,939 What are you saying? Literally. 40 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,151 I want you to come back. 41 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:36,610 Why? 42 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:45,119 Please unclench. You're not on the clock, 43 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,997 and when you do that, I clench, and then it's a whole thing. 44 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,499 Could you look at your pager? 45 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,842 It's no big deal. Some sort of epidemic. Not my area. 46 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,385 You should go. It's important. 47 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,846 What I'm doing now is important. 48 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,556 Why do you want me back? 49 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,308 Because you're a good doctor. 50 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,520 That's it? 51 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,771 That's not enough? 52 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:16,025 Not for me. 53 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,281 Go deal with your plague. 54 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:32,750 Woman on pa: You are in a quarantined area. 55 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,044 Please remain calm and stay in line. 56 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,588 A doctor will see you shortly. 57 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:41,509 When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form. 58 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:45,387 Patients with blue forms must immediately exit to the parking lot. 59 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,432 Dr. House. Need you here. 60 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,019 Sorry. Lot of sick people. I might catch something. 61 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,146 Ajudge at the campus pool center cohapsed. 62 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:57,107 Lp revealed a virulent form of bacterial meningitis. 63 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:59,109 Great. You got it diagnosed. You don't need me. 64 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:02,363 2,500 people at the pool center were exposed. 65 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:04,615 They're being bussed to all the neighboring hospitals. 66 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,201 That's a problem with resources, not diagnostics. 67 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,912 I'd be completely lost, get in everyone's way. 68 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:13,541 Joe, Dr. House doesn't have a blue slip. 69 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:16,627 No one leaves the quarantine area without a blue slip. 70 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,295 You are a doctor at this hospital. 71 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,672 Act like one. 72 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,048 And... 73 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,926 Take these. 74 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,727 102. 75 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,606 You win a trip to the second floor. 76 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,941 Next. 77 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,240 All right. No fever. No rash. 78 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:49,118 You're fine. Take these two pills, 79 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:53,163 and show this blue slip to security on your way out. 80 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:55,583 Next. 81 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:57,042 Take these. Go home. 82 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,003 Talk to your daughter. 83 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,421 What? 84 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:04,174 Your pants, your blouse, your scarf are all freshly dry cleaned. 85 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,677 Everything except yourjacket. It's got a smudge on it. 86 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,512 Probably two days old. 87 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,615 Which means you didn't know the jacket had been worn. 88 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,059 So either your husband is a cross-dresser, 89 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,937 or your daughter's been borrowing your clothes without telling you. 90 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:20,858 She probably wants to look older to get into bars. 91 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,235 I don't have a daughter. 92 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,490 Next. 93 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,118 So I have it? 94 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,679 Take the yellow form to the second floor. 95 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,263 - You're gonna be fine. - I'm gonna die. 96 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:37,791 It's treatable, as long as you go to the second floor. 97 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:39,793 Next. 98 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,176 Fever. Does that mean I have it? 99 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,928 Do you have a rash? Come on. 100 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:55,225 It's from my new bathing suit. I've had it a week. 101 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:56,894 Yeah. 102 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,270 Does your neck hurt? 103 00:07:58,395 --> 00:07:59,623 If it does, you hit the trifecta. 104 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:03,067 It's nothing. I pulled it trying to do a three-and-a-half tuck. 105 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,610 Where are your parents? 106 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:05,861 We live in Chicago. 107 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,905 I'm here with my coach. 108 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:16,121 I wanted to see what you were writing. 109 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,666 Go like this. 110 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,714 Go like this. 111 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,472 Take these pills. 112 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,016 Blue slip will get you out of here. 113 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:38,977 Next. 114 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:42,106 You're coming with me. 115 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:45,567 Woman on pa: Proceed to the second floor for further examination. 116 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,904 You're gonna need a ct scan. Second floor. 117 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,698 Take the elevators, follow the parade. 118 00:08:50,823 --> 00:08:51,823 Next. 119 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,765 Chase: Maybe it's something systemic. 120 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,666 Foreman: Or maybe it's meningitis. 121 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,060 House: She's had the rash a week. 122 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,211 If it was this meningitis, she'd be dead by now. 123 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,879 You guys figure we're done down there? 124 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:09,091 The 800 people milling around are just waiting for the bathroom? 125 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,676 12-year-old female. 126 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,345 Fever, rash, neck pains. Not meningitis. 127 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,139 It's the definition of meningitis. 128 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:16,932 Sure. Pus in the spinal canal 129 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,535 makes it hurt to move your head up and down, 130 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,352 but her neck only hurts moving side to side. 131 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,562 Oh, side to side. 132 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:22,687 Doesn't fit. 133 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,940 The three of you, lobby, now. 134 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,776 Those little pills you're passing out so efficiently 135 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,778 aren't gonna do miss louganis squat. 136 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,703 You just don't want to deal with the epidemic. 137 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,657 That's right. I'm subjecting a 12-year-old 138 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,784 to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests 139 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,494 to avoid being bored. 140 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:42,458 Okay, maybe I would do that. But I'm not. 141 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,686 If it turns out she's got meningitis, you're right, you win, 142 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,503 but if we go back downstairs and she dies, 143 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,923 Your face will be so red. 144 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,844 You have one hour. 145 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,054 Get a lumbar puncture. 146 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,724 Some brain infections can be pretty clever at hide-and-seek. 147 00:09:58,849 --> 00:09:59,683 I'll get on her blood work. 148 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,018 No, you won't. 149 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:04,605 You, sir, will research all the causes in the universe of neck pain. 150 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,065 The list is, like, two miles long. 151 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,567 Start with the letter "a." 152 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,360 And put her on rifampin. 153 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,172 Rifampin is for meningitis. You just said... 154 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:13,989 In case I'm wrong. 155 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,908 It has happened. 156 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,675 Brenda, I need a cbc chem-7 in 2046. 157 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,260 Hold on. 158 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,595 Excuse me. Excuse me. 159 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,013 Hey, there's a line here. 160 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,516 That's why I said excuse me. Brenda, I need a bed and... 161 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:41,641 We all need stuff. 162 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,560 Push me again. 163 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,663 Brenda, I need a bed and a nurse for a lumbar puncture. 164 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,856 No beds, no nurses for at least four hours. 165 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,001 - I've only got one. - Your patient only has an hour to live 166 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,528 unless she gets a lumbar puncture? 167 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,738 Cuddy only gave us an hour to work on the patient. 168 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:55,948 Back of the line. 169 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,538 Woman on pa: Do not leave the quarantine area 170 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,623 until you have been seen by a doctor. 171 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,544 When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form. 172 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:12,548 This novocaine will numb you for the lumbar puncture. 173 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,842 Sorry this has to be so public, Mary. 174 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:18,470 Normally I'm in a bathing suit with 5,000 people staring at my butt. 175 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,389 I can block this out. 176 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,183 These kids are all very mature. 177 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,353 Travel around the country from event to event. 178 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,399 Okay, I want you to hold your knees and tuck your head. 179 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,567 Like a dive? 180 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:32,776 Exactly. 181 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:38,574 Good. Great. Don't forget to breathe. 182 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,412 All right. 183 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:45,873 Man: Sorry. 184 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,083 Jeez. Coach, help me out here. 185 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,628 Play a little defense before I poke the wrong thing. 186 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,801 Okay, here we go. 187 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,682 I feel it. I feel it. I feel... 188 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,642 Try to relax, Mary. Try to relax. 189 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,311 Relax. 190 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,696 What letter are you up to? 191 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,826 Torture combing through all that stuff, ain't it? 192 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,162 Real dull. Awful. 193 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,788 It's no problem. 194 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,166 Well, thank goodness. 195 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,461 A lot of people would resent having to do this. 196 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:41,678 Woman on pa: If you receive a blue form, please exit the area. 197 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,932 If you receive a yellow form, please proceed to the second floor. 198 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,934 Where's the 12-year-old girl that was here? 199 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,393 Needed the gurney. 200 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,021 She just had a lumbar puncture. She's not supposed to be moved. 201 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,731 Sorry. We needed the gurney. 202 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,326 - Hey. - Hey. 203 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,203 You okay? How's your head feeling? 204 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,080 She's got a headache and she's dizzy. 205 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:11,583 She shouldn't have been moved after the procedure. I'm sorry. 206 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,003 I'm fine. What did the test show? 207 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,255 No meningitis and no other infections. 208 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:20,550 But you're not carrying a blue form. 209 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:21,916 I have something else, don't I? 210 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,221 Something's causing your symptoms. 211 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,847 We're gonna keep you here overnight. 212 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,391 I know it's a little crazy in here, 213 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,743 but hopefully it'll settle down 214 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,228 and we'll be able to get you a room. 215 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,564 I'm sorry. 216 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,818 I'm not usually all emotional like this. I just... 217 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,446 You're doing great. 218 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,198 Your folks land in a few hours. 219 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,909 I just... I haven't slept. I'm so tired. 220 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,914 Oh, my god. My eye's bleeding. 221 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,083 What is it? What's happening? 222 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,422 Oh, don't worry. 223 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,132 The antibiotic we gave you 224 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:03,593 in case you had meningitis can turn your tears reddish. 225 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,262 That's not blood. 226 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,022 But that... 227 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,942 That's blood. 228 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,784 That's going into my stomach? 229 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,911 The lavage showed blood in your gi tract. 230 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,247 We need to find where it's coming from. 231 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,708 You won't feel it. I'm gonna numb the back of your throat, 232 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,003 and Dr. Foreman is gonna give you a sedative. Open. 233 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,507 Swallow. 234 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:43,925 Now lay on your side for me. 235 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,096 And here we go. 236 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,603 Yell "fire" or something. 237 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,730 People, this area is highly contagious. 238 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,524 Please step back. Highly contagious. 239 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,904 All right. Try to relax, Mary. 240 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,822 This shouldn't take too long. 241 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,910 I don't see any tears or lesions. 242 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,831 Chase: All right. I'm in her stomach. 243 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,334 There's no bleeding. 244 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,270 There was more than a tablespoon of blood in the mouth, 245 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,462 so it's gotta be there. 246 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,672 Maybe her small intestine. 247 00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:23,924 30 feet of digestive tract. 248 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,009 It could be anywhere in there. 249 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,012 We're not gonna see it with this. 250 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:35,268 Believe it or not, this is a camera. 251 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,857 You swallow it, and it goes all the way through your system. 252 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:44,444 The antennae pick up the signal from the pill. 253 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,905 Then we look at the video of your intestines, 254 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,950 see where the blood is coming from, and fix it. 255 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,869 All right? Water? 256 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,913 Down the hatch. 257 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,177 House: Think I've seen this movie. 258 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,055 The ending's kind of dark. 259 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,141 You want one? 260 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,395 How come you did the endoscopy? 261 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:19,729 He asked for help. 262 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:20,975 Her blood pressure was high. 263 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,275 - I was worried... - Foreman is not your boss. 264 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,986 When I tell you to do something... 265 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,364 Whoa. Hold it there. Back it up a couple of frames. 266 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,287 Oh, yeah. That's your money shot. 267 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,165 I don't see anything. Really? 268 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,708 Ginormous thing on the right side 269 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,519 of her intestine. That doesn't intrigue you? 270 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,421 Does "ginormous" mean really big, or really, really small? 271 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,714 'Cause I don't see anything. 272 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,883 There? The dieulafoy? 273 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,468 Oh. Well, we can burn off the swollen blood vessel, 274 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,846 but it still doesn't account for her other symptoms. 275 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,807 No, but it does tell us something. 276 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,809 Though I have no idea what. 277 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,562 Could be a precursor to intestinal intussusception. 278 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,399 Precursor isn't causing all her other symptoms. What else? 279 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,903 You, in the lobby now. 280 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,821 I hurt my leg. I have a note. 281 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,866 You had your hour. Three, actually. 282 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,328 Dr. Chase, I told you to tell us when our time was up. 283 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,373 - She has intestinal bleeding. - She'll wait. 284 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,834 Two more buses just arrived. We need you downstairs. 285 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,963 No, you need more nurses, but you cut back on the nursing staff, 286 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,448 so now you've got doctors doing what nurses should be doing. 287 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,884 That's true. 288 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:35,555 I wonder if that has anything to do with you costing us $100 million. 289 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,522 Woman on pa: Attention. If you do not have a blue form, 290 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:48,276 you will not be allowed to leave the quarantined area. 291 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,653 Go. Be free. 292 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,781 If it's not the intussusception, what about stomach cancer? 293 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,966 Wilson: Does she have any abdominal pain? 294 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:54,824 Chase: No. 295 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,969 Then it's not stomach cancer. Have you ruled out sepsis? 296 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,579 The lp and blood smears showed no signs of infection. 297 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,414 Here. Take these two pills and you can go. 298 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,459 Well, the lab's working at double their capacity. 299 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,793 Maybe someone screwed up. 300 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,170 No fever, no neck pain. 301 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,775 Take the elevator to the third floor. 302 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,048 Wrong form. 303 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,717 No fever, no neck pain. She's fine. 304 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,220 Smell her hair. No chlorine. 305 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,888 Which means she wasn't at the pool, 306 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,932 which means she's come to a quarantined area 307 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,227 because she's an idiot or she's insane. 308 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,728 No one is that stupid. 309 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,106 East wing, psych ward. Bye-bye. 310 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,694 Neck pain could be a symptom for bone cancer. 311 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,862 You up to the "b's"? Well done. 312 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,115 That would account for all her meningeal symptoms, 313 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,658 rash, fever. 314 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,702 You're fine. Take these two pills. 315 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,870 Get a sample of her bone marrow. 316 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,206 - From here? - Break time. 317 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,833 I need more than 15 minutes. 318 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,501 Use chase's break, too. 319 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,967 You should just fire chase. 320 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,052 What, and miss out on all this fun? 321 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,458 So you're gonna torture him for a while and then fire him? 322 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,765 - That's cold. - You don't think he has it coming? 323 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,684 Hey, I said fire him. 324 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,227 That's cold. 325 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,396 - All he did was save his job. - What? 326 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,940 He completely screwed you over. 327 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,568 Right rudder. 328 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,612 Bank, bank, bank. 329 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:15,780 Good coffee? 330 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:19,326 The rest of this hospital is busting its tail, and you're... 331 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:20,493 What are you doing? 332 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,596 Trying to think of anything except the produce department 333 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,664 at whole foods. 334 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,916 I am working. It got hot. 335 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,710 Stop acting like a 13-year-old. 336 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,837 Sorry. You just don't usually see breasts 337 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,297 like that on deans of medicine. 338 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,717 Oh, women can't be heads of hospitals? Or just ugly ones? 339 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,427 No, they can be babes. 340 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,055 It's just you don't usually see their fun bags. 341 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,726 Your 3:00 interview for Dr. Cameron's position is in your office. 342 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,686 Not interviewing today. 343 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,248 I don't know if you've heard, but there's this big-time epidemic. 344 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,733 Many sick people puking in the hallways. It's crazy. 345 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,586 I'll send the interview home. We can reschedule. 346 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,778 No, you won't. 347 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,404 You will interview this person. 348 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,573 And if he can put two sentences together, 349 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,659 you will send him to the lobby where he will do his job. 350 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,161 Unlike the two of you. 351 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,374 Come on. 352 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,876 You know I can't do a bone marrow aspiration in the hallway. 353 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,836 And I can't give you a procedure room. 354 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,589 I just need something at least close to a sterile environment. 355 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,966 I need 10 more nurses. 356 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,511 Brenda, listen. Listen. She'll die. 357 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,347 At least she'll have a bed, then. 358 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,015 Put that over there. 359 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,944 Mary: Are there dead people in those cabinets? 360 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,697 I hope that's who's in there. 361 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,418 Just be calm. Relax. 362 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,011 Hang on. 363 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,766 Hang on. 364 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,425 You know, I really admire the way 365 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,708 you don't care what anyone thinks. 366 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,861 You just do what you want, the way you want. 367 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:22,282 So you went to Hopkins for both undergrad and med school? 368 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,784 - That's right. - He's in a band. 369 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,912 You're into music? 370 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,789 Totally. 371 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,416 What kind of music do you play? 372 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,251 Mostly blues, you know, 373 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,378 James cotton, some original stuff. 374 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,756 Oh, dude, you are so hired. 375 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,425 Really? 376 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,759 Not a chance. 377 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,013 - Why? - Tattoo. 378 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:52,353 Wow. I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconfonnity. 379 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,897 Nonconformity. Right. 380 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,399 I can't remember the last time I saw a 20-something kid 381 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,294 with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. 382 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,028 You are one wicked freethinker. 383 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,489 You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. 384 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,283 Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a haircut, 385 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:08,169 like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20-hour stretches. 386 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,748 They're the ones who don't care what you think. 387 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:12,999 Sayonara. 388 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:24,135 So, should I go through all the résumés looking for Asian names? 389 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,198 Actually, the Asian kids are probably just responding to parental pressure, 390 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,432 but my point is still valid. 391 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,770 So when do they think you're getting out of here? 392 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,146 They don't know. 393 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,773 You don't look sick. 394 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,817 Better hope you're not. This equipment looks like it's 100 years old. 395 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,861 Just got it out of storage. 396 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,822 It is the previous generation, but it works just fine. 397 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,659 Could you... Could you guys give us a second? 398 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,328 If it's good news, you can tell them. 399 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:54,332 Okay. We're pretty sure it's not cancer. 400 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,917 Hey, that's great. 401 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,210 I'll call your parents. 402 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,646 Well, we still can't release her. 403 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,880 We still don't know yet exactly what's causing the... 404 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,555 Mary? What's wrong? 405 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,848 She's having an absence seizure. Mary? You okay? 406 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,141 She looks fine. 407 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,601 I need some help over here. 408 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,520 Push two milligrams ativan, stat. 409 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,543 Are you sure it was an absence seizure? 410 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,920 Absolutely. She was totally unresponsive 411 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,965 and unaware of what was going on around her. 412 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,219 Do you mind? We're trying to work. 413 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,573 We should get back out there. Cuddy's gonna be looking for us. 414 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,016 Looking, but not finding. Did you do an eeg? 415 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,684 Seizure frequency is increasing. 416 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,787 They're almost constant now. Five in the last half hour. 417 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,811 - Which tells us... - It's definitely in her brain. 418 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,648 And it's getting worse. 419 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,773 And? 420 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:06,362 Good lord. Are you having a bowel movement or a baby? 421 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,072 Chase: Could be barbiturate withdrawal. 422 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,490 Foreman: No, it can't be drugs. 423 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,576 She's tested at every meet she competes at. 424 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,578 A bleed in the brain could cause seizures. 425 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:15,663 Rat poison? Could also cause the neck pain. 426 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,374 You think she's eating off the floor of her folks' garage? 427 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,251 Doesn't have to be. 428 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,129 Who would poison a 12-year-old? 429 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,382 Well, let's see, now. There's the 18-year-old has-been 430 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,776 that she beat out to make nationals, 431 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,513 the has-been's parents, jealous siblings, sociopathic swim fan, 432 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:35,767 and then there's just your plain old garden-variety wack job. 433 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:43,733 Hey. 434 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,319 You know what a hemorrhoid is? 435 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:49,280 - No. - Well, Google it. 436 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:52,700 And try some raisin bran instead of the donuts. 437 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,288 Do a ct scan. Check for intercranial bleeding. 438 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,832 Not a chance. Radiology's totally swamped. 439 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,626 If our patient's bleeding into her brain, 440 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:02,936 she's gonna be dead in eight hours. 441 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,006 She could be, but a meningitis patient will be without a ct scan. 442 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,385 When I was in med school, I had this old professor... 443 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:13,471 Who touched you in the naughty place? 444 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,431 Before the ct scan was introduced, 445 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:17,725 he specialized in transcranial ultrasound. 446 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,519 Hmm. 447 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,939 Ancient, but if there's enough bleeding it might work. 448 00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:26,901 Okay, do what the guy who didn't specialize in neurology said. 449 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:28,986 It was my idea. 450 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:33,366 You've still gotta cover "q" to "z." 451 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,628 Sorry I'm late. I was taking a dump. 452 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:47,630 I'm guessing I'm better off 453 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:51,008 interviewing right after than right before. 454 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,761 Dr. Petra gilmar, Dr. Gregory house. 455 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,596 You actually speak four languages, 456 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:59,100 or are you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does? 457 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:02,145 It's true, and I can swear in two more. 458 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,440 Why are you leaving Dr. Hazel? 459 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,233 Did you fall for him and can't handle it, 460 00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:08,943 or was it the other way around? 461 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,320 Yes, well, pretty much every fellowship ends that way. 462 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,606 No, it was nothing like that. 463 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,699 - You Jewish? - Yes. 464 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,868 Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay? 465 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,078 - Two hours of begging? - I heard four. 466 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,748 Well, actually, I'm only half Jewish. 467 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,336 Look, I know you like to play games with people. 468 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:30,256 I know you like to say outrageous things and study how they react. 469 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,901 What you should know about me is that I grew up with four brothers. 470 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,594 Keep your hands to yourself, 471 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:37,889 I'm okay with anything that comes out of your mouth. 472 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,727 Uh... well, that's great. I think that's all we need. 473 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,812 Thank you for coming by. Thank you. 474 00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:00,828 That's our Hitler! 475 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,580 No way. 476 00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,874 Are you kidding? Her background's perfect. 477 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,502 She's smart, she can obviously deal with your insanity. 478 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,545 - Did you see her shoes? - Her shoes? 479 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,130 What, did your horoscope in vogue 480 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,858 tell you to avoid women wearing green shoes? 481 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:17,470 The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth. 482 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:18,679 They were Prada. 483 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,015 - Means she has good taste. - They were not Prada. 484 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,643 You wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum. 485 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,270 Okay. Well, they were nice. Pointy. 486 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,690 Exactly. They were stylish, and very painful to wear. 487 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,068 Only an incredibly shallow, insecure woman 488 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,694 would rather be in pain all day long 489 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,464 than wear a decent-looking, comfortable shoe, 490 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,698 and that's exactly the type I don't need around here. 491 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,534 No. Someone who can handle a lot of pain 492 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,869 is exactly the type you do need. 493 00:27:58,553 --> 00:27:59,804 Excuse me. 494 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,987 What are you doing? 495 00:28:58,112 --> 00:29:00,072 I'm ultrasounding your head. 496 00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:02,283 You're still having seizures. 497 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:05,369 This should help us figure out what's going on. 498 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,416 Blue form to the security guard. 499 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:12,293 You're not gonna be happy with anyone. 500 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,128 So, what, your advice is 501 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,547 hire someone I'm not happy with and be happy? 502 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,341 No, my advice is much more subtle. 503 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,842 Stop being an ass. 504 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:22,637 You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away. 505 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:23,930 Oh, now it's people. 506 00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:25,741 I thought we were talking about fellowship applicants. 507 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,016 You have a history of this. 508 00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:28,893 Well, when I do decide to push you away, 509 00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:30,871 I hope there's a small person kneeling behind you, 510 00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:32,563 so you fall down and hurt your head. 511 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,315 Take these. There's water over there. 512 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,984 Blue form to the guard. And you're done. 513 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:41,614 You had the perfect person, and you blew it. 514 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,366 You saw the shoes. 515 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,493 I'm not talking about her. 516 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,911 You're talking about Cameron. 517 00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:49,872 I'm talking about every woman you've ever given a damn about. 518 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,249 Cameron is so not perfect. 519 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:53,626 Well, nobody's perfect. 520 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,044 Mother Teresa? 521 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:56,420 Dead. 522 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:57,630 Angelina Jolie? 523 00:29:57,755 --> 00:29:59,799 - No medical degree. - Now who's being picky? 524 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:02,677 You're gonna wind up alone, house. 525 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:05,429 You were right. There's a significant bleed in her temporal lobe. 526 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,554 Chase: But no poisons. 527 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,683 Did tox screens on her blood, urine, and hair. 528 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,768 Nothing. Did them twice. 529 00:30:10,893 --> 00:30:11,894 He's a little dehydrated. 530 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,789 Put him on a saline drip and give him some orangejuice. 531 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:16,148 I need an operating room and a neurosurgeon. 532 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:19,110 Oh, well. Given the current crisis, I'm tempted to say no, 533 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,195 but since you've been so sweet to me today... 534 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,657 Our little mermaid is bleeding into her temporal lobe. 535 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,618 - How fast can you have her prepped? - 20 minutes. 536 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,538 You'll have a surgeon in the room in 10. 537 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,515 Foreman: Mr. and Mrs. Carroll? 538 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,183 Are you Dr. House? 539 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,935 This is Dr. Foreman. 540 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,520 Is Mary all right? 541 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,355 The operation went well. 542 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,874 The intracranial pressure's been relieved, 543 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,418 and the swelling's already going down. 544 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:00,735 Oh, thank god. 545 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:01,986 Well, what happened? 546 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:03,964 I mean, did she bang her head at a meet, or did she... 547 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:06,032 No, nothing like that. 548 00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:07,658 Then why is she bleeding? 549 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,535 Is she gonna be all right? 550 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,621 I'm sorry. We still don't know. 551 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:39,607 Chase: No toxins, no tumor, no bone cancer. 552 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:42,002 Foreman: Renal failure could cause the rash, fever, and muscle pain. 553 00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:43,754 Maybe it's some sort of genetic kidney disorder. 554 00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:44,820 Chase: No family history. 555 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,114 And no blood in her urine or uremia. 556 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,491 Not yet. 557 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:51,243 You want to do a differential based on symptoms that might happen? 558 00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:52,453 You got a better idea? 559 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:53,746 Stop it. 560 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:58,084 Stop looking for things we don't know, and focus on what we do know. 561 00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:01,504 What do we actually know, besides what's up there? 562 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:04,756 Come on. 563 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,047 How hard can it be to tell me what you already know? 564 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,135 She's 12. 565 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,763 She spends a lot of time in pools, exposure to chemicals. 566 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:13,158 - Chase: She travels a lot. - But never out of the country. 567 00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:14,600 House: What else? 568 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:17,186 Come on! 569 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,001 We're missing something. 570 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,586 What? 571 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:45,631 Well, if I knew that, it wouldn't be missing. 572 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,901 Chase: Maybe she's adopted, and we've got the wrong history. 573 00:32:47,925 --> 00:32:52,471 No. She's got her mom's eyes and a red patch of hair, just like dad. 574 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,348 Foreman: What about an allergic reaction? 575 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,193 That could explain the rash and muscle pain, 576 00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:59,103 but probably not the bleeding or seizures. 577 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,522 That's a lot of balloons. 578 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,566 You think she's allergic to polyester? 579 00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:07,069 Not unless she's been competing in the nude all these years. 580 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:11,157 Then what are you thinking? What do the balloons mean? 581 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:19,331 What if the rash isn't a rash? 582 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:20,583 What are you talking about? 583 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,251 Who gave her the balloons? 584 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:23,656 Some of the girls from her team. 585 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,397 They've been visiting her pretty regularly, 586 00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:26,463 but none of them are sick. 587 00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:27,590 What about the guys? 588 00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:28,733 None of them are sick, either. 589 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,634 Which guys visited her? 590 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,971 Actually, none. 591 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:39,643 She's cute. She's nice. 592 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,770 She's a kick-ass diver. 593 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:43,639 You'd think the guys would be 594 00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:45,611 falling all over themselves to get close to her. 595 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,109 She's 12. 596 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,736 The youngest guy on her team is 16. 597 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:52,072 Okay, so maybe they're just not interested, or... 598 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,991 They're avoiding her. 599 00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:57,703 There any cell fragments in her blood smears? 600 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:01,957 No. Red blood cells were intact. 601 00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:10,716 Check them again. 602 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:23,896 Blood looks like it's been put through the blender now. 603 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,981 - You done yet? - Foreman: You were right. 604 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,358 The rash wasn't a rash. 605 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:29,610 She's bleeding into her skin. It's purpura. 606 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:32,071 Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura? 607 00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:34,615 Starts with "t." You were so close. 608 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,283 Foreman: What could have set it off? 609 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,369 She had no traces of e. Coli in her cultures. 610 00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:41,288 She's obviously not menopausal, so no estrogen. 611 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,916 There is one other possible cause. 612 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,337 Oh, god. 613 00:34:56,679 --> 00:35:00,015 Pregnancy causes all kinds of chemical and biological changes 614 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,850 in a woman's body, 615 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:05,729 or a girl's body, as the case may be. 616 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:14,238 In extremely rare cases, everything goes haywire. It's called ttp. 617 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,990 Blood starts clotting like crazy 618 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:19,368 and clogs the vessels in your brain and kidneys. 619 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,956 Red blood cells end up getting shredded as they squeeze past the clot, 620 00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:26,625 like a fat guy in a crowded bar. 621 00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:30,629 I'm sure you know what that's like. 622 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,340 I mean, you're only 12, but you're all grown up, right? 623 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:37,594 Travel on your own, hang out in hotel rooms, 624 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,722 getting room service with your teammates. 625 00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:42,433 Maybe someone sneaks in a couple of beers. 626 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:44,101 You start playing spin the bottle. 627 00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:47,146 Next thing you know, you're waking up with nothing on but your socks. 628 00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:49,064 It wasn't like that. 629 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,274 Of course not. 630 00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:52,151 You wanted it. 631 00:35:52,276 --> 00:35:54,611 Yeah. I did. 632 00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:56,089 He turned out to be a jerk, but... 633 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:59,491 Actually, under New Jersey law, the term is "felon." 634 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,162 I knew what I was doing. 635 00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:08,375 We're gonna have to do something called plasmapheresis. 636 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,836 Cleans the antibodies from your blood. 637 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:14,214 We're also gonna have to terminate the pregnancy. 638 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,595 You gonna tell my parents? 639 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:23,849 Someone should. Rock, paper, scissors? 640 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,518 They don't need to know. 641 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,270 I'll be all right. 642 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,357 Of course you will. 643 00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:34,401 I mean, if you're old enough to bleed out of your vagina, 644 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,445 then obviously you're mature enough 645 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:38,170 to handle a simple thing like an abortion 646 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:40,407 without mommy and daddy's help. 647 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,747 You gonna tell my parents? 648 00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:54,630 Under New Jersey law, you're the boss. 649 00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:07,226 Your daughter has ttp. 650 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:10,062 Don't worry. It's curable. She'll be fine. 651 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:13,357 Well, wait. I mean, what does ttp stand for? 652 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:17,403 Some really big words that you've never heard before, 653 00:37:17,528 --> 00:37:19,172 and, when we're done, will never hear again. 654 00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:20,280 Have a nice day. 655 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,741 Well, when can we take her home? 656 00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:25,619 In a few days. 657 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,288 She needs some minor surgery to remove the underlying cause 658 00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,416 before we can do the... 659 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:31,959 Another really big word. 660 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:34,336 What's the underlying cause? 661 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:38,465 She has an abnormal growth in her abdomen. 662 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,675 What kind of surgery? 663 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,385 It's... 664 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,929 It's very simple. We do it here all the time. 665 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,514 Could you be a little more specific? 666 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,141 Actually, no. 667 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,311 I'm sorry. 668 00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:18,630 We're almost done. 669 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,969 Hang in there. 670 00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,562 You're doing good. 671 00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:36,482 You feeling okay? 672 00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,484 - Yeah. - You should be. 673 00:38:38,609 --> 00:38:40,194 Your platelets count's up. 674 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:41,612 How's your neck? 675 00:38:44,573 --> 00:38:47,534 Looks good. Anything else we can get you? 676 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,620 No, thanks. 677 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,413 Okay. 678 00:38:53,624 --> 00:38:54,750 Yeah. 679 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,464 Can I see my mom and dad? 680 00:39:31,662 --> 00:39:33,288 Plasmapheresis is working. 681 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,790 She's gonna be fine. 682 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:37,668 I know. 683 00:39:51,265 --> 00:39:52,766 Hi. I've got these. 684 00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:13,453 I can't even tell you how much I appreciate 685 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,872 the opportunity to meet with you. 686 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,896 The moment I heard you had another fellowship opening... 687 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,714 There is no opening. 688 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:25,757 House. 689 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,469 - You have to hire someone. - I know. 690 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:33,015 The position's been filled. 691 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:37,161 Why am I interviewing for a position that's already been filled? 692 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:38,562 Exactly. 693 00:40:42,566 --> 00:40:44,693 I called to confirm the interview this morning. 694 00:40:44,818 --> 00:40:47,404 You figure if you keep arguing I'm gonna cave, 695 00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:50,115 admit it's all a lie and hire you? 696 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:59,458 Do you need your parking validated? 697 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,434 I don't want to interview anyone else. 698 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:19,559 You're interviewing? I thought you'd just have them 699 00:41:19,603 --> 00:41:22,439 send a head shot along with their cv. 700 00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:31,406 That's good, and why I need you around, to keep me in my place. 701 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:34,076 I can't come back. I told you that. 702 00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:35,327 Wasn't listening. 703 00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:36,453 Right. 704 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:41,124 You want me to listen to you more? I can do that. 705 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,335 Right. 706 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:46,421 I already accepted a position somewhere else. 707 00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:49,508 With who? 708 00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:51,343 Yeuell, at Jefferson. 709 00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:53,345 UN-accept it. 710 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,805 Why? 711 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,726 Because yeuell is boring. 712 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,437 And he's pedantic and preachy. 713 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,148 Because he's short. 714 00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,903 Because I want you to come back. 715 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:16,576 Not good enough. 716 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:22,624 Want more money? 717 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:25,544 A car allowance? A better parking space? 718 00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,465 Dinner. 719 00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:37,305 And not just a meal between two colleagues. 720 00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:38,724 A date. 721 00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:49,818 You'll come back to work 722 00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:53,739 if I go out on a date with you? 723 00:42:53,864 --> 00:42:54,990 Yes. 724 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:01,455 Okay. 725 00:43:03,165 --> 00:43:04,708 It's a deal. 726 00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:15,677 See you tomorrow morning. 727 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:18,764 Don't be late. 728 00:43:18,889 --> 00:43:20,265 I won't.