1 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,384 Where are those projections? 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,887 Three, six and nine are in their folders. 3 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:12,447 - Can I have some more... - Tea's at your seat. 4 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,140 - Excellent. - Hello? 5 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:16,058 0h, hold on. 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,895 Ben federman again, another pre-call. 7 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,399 We did the pre-call. Is this the post-pre-call call? 8 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,960 Federman: The board's gonna want specifics 9 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:26,819 with the push into the Asian markets. 10 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,463 Ben, there are no specifics about Asia. 11 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,990 We came up with that as a hail Mary at 3:00 in the morning 12 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:32,950 to placate the board about international. 13 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:36,329 Carly, I'm just giving you a heads-up about Asia. 14 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:38,289 There is no Asia. 15 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,667 Let's talk about Asia. 16 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:43,794 We're in the preliminary stages of forming 17 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,505 a strategic alliance with credit lyonnais. 18 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,966 Within three months, you won't be able to walk four feet 19 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,843 in gangnam, South Korea, 20 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,678 without seeing one of our beautiful models 21 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,849 smiling at you from billboards and drugstore windows, inviting you in. 22 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,643 That's incredible news, Carly. 23 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,394 We'd hoped to hear something about Asia. 24 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,772 Had no idea plans were so far along. 25 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,440 Well, you know Asia. 26 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,025 Nothing's done until it's done. 27 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,796 Man: Carly, I was wondering, could you walk us through 28 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,073 what you were thinking for other Asian territories? 29 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,324 Absolutely. 30 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,826 India has over half a billion women. 31 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:18,120 In terms of spending power, it's the single largest 32 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,748 potential market in the world. 33 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,966 We have retained a local firm to ensure 34 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:33,261 that cultural differences are respected. 35 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:37,098 However, I can't go into the specifics of my plan with you until tomorrow. 36 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:40,309 Right now I have a meeting, and I need the room. 37 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,894 We were just getting started. 38 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,938 I know, and I do apologize. 39 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:45,731 It's last minute, but the meeting is 40 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,859 with three state department officials to smooth the way for China. 41 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:50,194 China? 42 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,988 This is just incredible. 43 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,113 We'll be in touch. 44 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,448 Man: Thank you. 45 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:56,993 What is it? 46 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,996 I need a doctor. I can't move my leg. 47 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:43,289 32-year-old female, paralysis and severe pain in her right quad. Go. 48 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,832 How'd she get to you? 49 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,626 She's the ceo of sonyo cosmetics. 50 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:50,963 Three assistants and 15 vps checked out who should be treating her. 51 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:54,050 Who da man? I da man. I always suspected. 52 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:57,845 Dr. House, I know the chances are very slim, but I'm sure you recognize 53 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:00,639 that she may have what you had, a clot in her thigh. 54 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:03,142 A bit of a long shot. 55 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,102 What about a disc herniation? 56 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,228 I don't know, Eric. 57 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,981 If her disc were herniated, she'd present with pain elsewhere, 58 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,025 wouldn't she? 59 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,818 Yeah, I suppose. You're right. 60 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,905 A clot's also the most deadly, right, Robert? 61 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:21,160 True. The clot breaks off, she could stroke and die. 62 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,925 Dr. House, I believe that they're right... 63 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:25,081 Stop talking. 64 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,665 What? 65 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:29,794 You read one of those negotiating books, didn't you? 66 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,253 Getting to yes. 67 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,005 50 ways to win an argument. 68 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,007 Hitchhiker's guide to being a pal. 69 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,051 In five seconds, you just manipulated these two 70 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,969 into agreeing with your point of view. 71 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:42,556 Fellas, this is known as soft positional bargaining. 72 00:03:43,808 --> 00:03:45,726 It's not gonna work. 73 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,996 Dr. House, are you saying that she doesn't have a clot, 74 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:51,107 or are you saying that if she does have a clot, 75 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:54,485 she doesn't need blood thinners and an angiogram? 76 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,780 Chase, put her on blood thinners. 77 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,281 Do an angiogram. 78 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:02,076 When that comes back negative, mri the spine. 79 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:05,371 If that's clean, cut her open and biopsy the leg. 80 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,789 Excellent suggestion. 81 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,958 Read less, more TV. 82 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:14,088 Cuddy: It's rare for an individual to make a donation significant enough 83 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:18,384 to impact an organization as large and unwieldy as a hospital. 84 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:21,929 This donation does come with one string, 85 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,181 that he be made chairman of the board. 86 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,308 I think that's a reasonable request. 87 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,060 I think he should have the right to know 88 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,981 what it is we do with his $100,000,000. 89 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,944 Please welcome our new chairman of the board, Edward vogler. 90 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,823 Thank you. Thank you. 91 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,911 When I was 18, 92 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,164 my dad loaned me $20,000 for a college tuition, 93 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,808 which he would have known was a mistake 94 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:52,376 had he known I wasn't actually in college. 95 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:58,757 I took his money and invested in a friend who had a little business. 96 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,470 And when my dad found out what I had done with his money, 97 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:05,890 he and I didn't talk much after that. 98 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,975 But my friend's business took off, 99 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,935 and I used the profits from that 100 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,646 to buy another company, and another. 101 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,316 And I must have been pretty good at it, had a good eye, 102 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:18,777 because before I knew it, people were making offers for my company. 103 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:21,405 And about a year ago, I went public, 104 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,908 and overnight I was worth a billion dollars. 105 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,952 So, I went to see my dad. 106 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:29,747 I'll admit. I wanted a little payback. 107 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:31,832 You know, kind of shove the win in his face. 108 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:35,085 So, I drove upstate and sat in the kitchen I grew up in, 109 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:38,130 and he had no reaction. 110 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:43,886 It wasn't his fault. He didn't even know who I was, 111 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:48,098 because his Alzheimer's had taken a turn for the worse, 112 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:50,809 despite the best drugs and care out there. 113 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,312 And that is why I'm here. 114 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,775 What if my contribution to this hospital is the difference between 115 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:01,070 no cure and a cure for cancer? 116 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:05,157 The difference between a man not recognizing his wife of 35 years 117 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,201 and being able to look at her and say, 118 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,954 "good morning, honey. I love you." 119 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,792 If there's a disease out there killing people, 120 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:17,962 I am writing you a blank check to fight back. 121 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:24,176 So, things are going to change a lot. 122 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,648 Chase: I'm gonna have to ask you for the cell phone. 123 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,359 Do what you need to do. I'm okay. 124 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:44,446 I'm pretty sure my X-ray machine can take your phone in a fight. 125 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,323 It'll fry it. 126 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,118 Fine. 127 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:53,830 Jenny: How old is she? 128 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,127 Wow. And she's already the ceo of a public company. 129 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,671 She's a workaholic. Okay, Carly. 130 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:04,466 Hold still. The X-ray machine is gonna pass over your leg. 131 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,593 Okay. 132 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:07,094 What'd you do with your time off? 133 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,305 Snowboarding in gstaad. 134 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,556 Switzerland. 135 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,684 Do you ski or board? You can come with if you like. 136 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:17,021 Maybe we should start with a drink before we go around the world. 137 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,315 Oh, you want to have a drink with me? 138 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:23,235 0h, very aggressive. I like that. 139 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,492 I want to run this place like a business. 140 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,596 What, you want to put more vending machines in the hallway? 141 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,829 Maybe a roulette wheel? 142 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,040 Nice one. But I'm serious. 143 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,642 The product that you're selling is good health. 144 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:38,834 It shouldn't be a tough sell. 145 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,437 If you don't want to sell, it means you don't care 146 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,713 if people get your product. 147 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,798 Do you care if people are healthy, 148 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,717 or are you too proud for that? 149 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,180 Who's that? 150 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,270 That's just one of our doctors. 151 00:07:59,772 --> 00:08:02,566 Aren't doctors supposed to wear lab coats? 152 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:03,691 Cuddy: He's different. 153 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:04,902 Everyone's buddy. 154 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,612 No, not exactly. 155 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,822 Then why does he get away with it? 156 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:13,327 It's just a coat. He's very good. 157 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,497 Hmm. 158 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,669 - Say "ah." - Ah. 159 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:24,129 Now really belt it out, like you're gonna throw up. 160 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,255 Ah... 161 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,843 Perfect. 162 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,096 Okay, that's it. 163 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:36,600 We should know in a couple of days what's growing in your son's throat. 164 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:39,853 Hello? 165 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,356 He can't talk. 166 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,481 Excuse me? 167 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,275 He had knee surgery. 168 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,402 Right? 169 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,822 About a year ago, and then he couldn't talk. 170 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,783 Right. Yeah, well, that happens. 171 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:56,954 You know, it's very dangerous operating so close to the vocal cords. 172 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,582 Okay. Well, we'll send your kid's culture to the lab 173 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,584 and somebody will call you. 174 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,169 Boo! 175 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:12,511 Just wanted to see if your dad, you know... 176 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,762 Bizarre. 177 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,143 I need you to wear your lab coat. 178 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,978 I need two days of outrageous sex 179 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,688 with someone obscenely younger than you, 180 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,398 like half your age. 181 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:25,899 Wear the coat. 182 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:29,695 Man, oh, man, someone got spanked real good this morning. 183 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,197 A guy gives $100,000,000 to cure cancer. 184 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,075 A pretty small concession to wear a lab coat. 185 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,702 Cure cancer? 186 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,588 Is the hospital getting out of the dull business of treating patients? 187 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:40,849 You know that's not what he's doing. 188 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,113 I know exactly what he's doing. 189 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,042 He's using us to run clinical trials. 190 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,880 Oh, shame on him, saving lives like that. 191 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,673 It's unethical. 192 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,760 Oh, are you coming in, too? 193 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,085 I thought I had you convinced. 194 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,638 Clinical trials save thousands of lives. 195 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,849 He's using patients as Guinea pigs. 196 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,059 Pharmaceutical companies do that every day. 197 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:03,020 Are we a pharmaceutical company? 198 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,039 We're gonna wind up pressuring desperate patients 199 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,791 into choices that are bad for them, good for us. 200 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,525 We're gonna compromise patient care. 201 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,068 Who the hell am I talking to? 202 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:13,614 Suddenly ethical lapses are a major concern for you? 203 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:17,242 What's interesting is it suddenly doesn't bother you. 204 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:21,789 So, if you ignore ethics to save one person, it's admirable, 205 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:24,034 but if you do it to save a thousand, you're a bastard. 206 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,336 All he's done is taken your game and gone pro. 207 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,673 He's not gonna kill a few patients. 208 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,467 He's gonna kill this hospital. 209 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,595 It took him three seconds to size you up. 210 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,139 And surprise, he doesn't like you. 211 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,267 Wear the damn coat. 212 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,692 Hello. I'm Dr. Foreman. 213 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,152 I work with Dr. House. 214 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,739 Our initial tests say you're fine. 215 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,242 We think you had a clot, but it resolved on its own. 216 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,928 So, we're gonna keep you overnight to be safe, 217 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:03,247 and you can go back home tomorrow, or back to work. 218 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,542 Hey, are you okay? 219 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,841 Get in here! I need a line in her, 220 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,801 iv morphine, stat! 221 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,481 You get any read on the new chairman of the board? 222 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,608 Yeah, he took your parking space. 223 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,902 It's not necessarily bad news. 224 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,946 Do you ever watch "gilligan's island" reruns, 225 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:40,367 and really, really think they're gonna get off the island this time? 226 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,578 We should introduce ourselves. It couldn't hurt. 227 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,162 Make him a bundt cake. 228 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,582 A patient hit a 10 on the pain scale. 229 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,749 What would explain that? 230 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,711 There was no clot in her leg. The angio was totally clean. 231 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,004 What about the muscle biopsy? 232 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,715 No neurogenic or myopathic abnormalities. 233 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,609 Foreman: She was also negative for trichinosis. 234 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,386 No toxoplasmosis or polyarteritis nodosa. 235 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,306 Robert, what was her sedimentation rate? 236 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,391 Normal, Allison. 237 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,603 Therefore, no inflammation, no immunologic response. 238 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,564 Do you mind sharing that number with me? 239 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,941 15, Allison. 240 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:14,692 Are you mocking me? 241 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,320 Duh, Allison. 242 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,572 I'm just suggesting we look outside the box. 243 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,365 What if her sed rate is elevated? 244 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,968 Well, let's go further outside the box. 245 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,869 Let's say the angio revealed a clot. 246 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,787 And then let's say we treated that clot, 247 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,624 and now she's all better, and personally thanked me by performing... 248 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,626 My aunt elyssa lives in Philadelphia. 249 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:34,671 Oh, it's story time. Let me get my baa-baa. 250 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:38,675 Her normal temperature is 96.2, not 98.6 like you and me. 251 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,970 If her temperature were 98.6, she'd have a fever. 252 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,723 I'm just wondering if you think we could 253 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,851 apply the same logic to Carly's sed rate. 254 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,437 It's absurd. 255 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,607 I love it. 256 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,652 Cameron: If 15 is high for Carly, then she has inflammation. 257 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,654 Which could, in turn, mean cancer. 258 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,364 I'll talk to Wilson. 259 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,659 Next time, skip aunt elyssa. 260 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,912 You're probably talking about a primary bone cancer. 261 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,247 It could be tricky to detect. We'll need a bone scan. 262 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,541 That's why I'm talking to an oncologist. 263 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,377 Sure. I've nothing better to do, 264 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,672 besides departmental meetings and budget reports. 265 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,232 New chairman of the board, you know. 266 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,675 Oh, I hadn't heard. 267 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,843 Right. Clinical trials. 268 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,220 Completely unethical. 269 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,097 And a very bad omen for you. 270 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,492 There's not much money in curing African sleeping sickness. 271 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,227 No. I have seen every scary movie ever made. 272 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,771 Six-year-old twins in front of an elevator of blood. 273 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,399 Boys' choirs. Those are bad omens. 274 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,817 This is much more mundane. 275 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,236 A billionaire wants to get laid. 276 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,738 Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. 277 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,323 They buy hospitals to get respect. 278 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,742 And the reason you want respect? 279 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:46,867 To get laid. 280 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,162 Okay, then. Just gotta think like a billionaire. 281 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,873 Let's see. There'll be big, scary changes and then, 282 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,084 "oh, Dr. Cameron, we should have dinner 283 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,837 "to discuss your future on my g5 private jet." 284 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,046 Oh, come on. 285 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,565 You know how good you have it here. 286 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,759 Yes, I'm the big poobah, the big cheese, the go-to guy. 287 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,429 You do the cases you want to do, when you want to do them. 288 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,698 You're not gonna have that anywhere else. 289 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,391 Relax. I've been through three regime changes in this hospital. 290 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,684 Every time, same story. 291 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,144 Just keep your head down. 292 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,353 That's all I'm saying. 293 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,647 And put on your coat. 294 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:16,857 It itches. 295 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,777 So, you gonna do this bone scan for me, or what? 296 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,070 Yes. 297 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:37,002 Dr. Simpson, did you hear? 298 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,587 New management. 299 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,922 I'm thinking of switching to orthopedics. 300 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,216 How much do you guys get for a massage now? 301 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,384 Without the happy ending. 302 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,595 Dr. House, what do you want? 303 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,764 Do you remember a guy named Van Der meer? 304 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,766 Not a big talker. You fixed his acl. 305 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:54,644 No, not according to my medical malpractice premiums. 306 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,189 Didn't get hypotensive during surgery? 307 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,108 No strokes? Maybe some connectivity loss? 308 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,693 What, you're gonna get involved now? 309 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,819 I'm not involved. 310 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,571 A guy brought his son into the clinic. 311 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,989 I didn't touch the son. 312 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,674 I'm not taking any responsibility there. 313 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,451 The son's fine. Can't shut him up. 314 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,871 Dad show any symptoms of cortical disease? Wernicke's? 315 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,874 No. Nothing. 316 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,669 That's why we settled, because we couldn't find anything. 317 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:20,897 The guy got over $1,000,000. 318 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,798 Don't tell me he's complaining. 319 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,800 He's not saying boo. 320 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,240 Your father wants to know when you'll be back from your trip. 321 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,559 E-mail back. It's taking longer than I thought. 322 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,603 He doesn't need to see me like this. 323 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,813 What about your brother? 324 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,608 Hello. I'm Dr. Wilson. I was... 325 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,984 Robin, I'm gonna need a minute. 326 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,197 Thank you. 327 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,665 There are two Dr. Wilsons in this hospital, 328 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,626 one in ophthalmology and one in cancer. 329 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,962 My eyes are fine, so I'm guessing 330 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,381 you're here to tell me that I have cancer. 331 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,801 There is no cancer in your bone. 332 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,761 You're not smiling. 333 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,365 There's something called referred pain. 334 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,224 You could have cancer in one part of your body 335 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,767 that presents in another. 336 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,938 Given your age and your family history, I'm thinking your colon. 337 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,940 Great. 338 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,112 I was at Columbia when my mom died. 339 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,530 Now there's a blast. 340 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,658 Cleaning up her vomit and then running to my econ final. 341 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,285 Look. 342 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,850 If I'm a short-timer, give me drugs. 343 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,413 I'll go back to work. I'll die there. 344 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,456 Whoa. There's a very quick test 345 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,959 to see if you even have it, a colonoscopy. 346 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,753 I know how you do that test. 347 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,006 If you have colon cancer, we can treat it. 348 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,591 It's early. 349 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,176 That's what they told my mom. 350 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,386 She was dead six months later. 351 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,684 You're a smart person about to make a very bad decision. 352 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,187 You know, cancer treatment's come a long way in 12 years, 353 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,372 but if you don't do this now... 354 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,273 I don't want to be looked at. 355 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,159 There is another way. 356 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,288 We could do a virtual colonoscopy. 357 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,750 Basically, we do a ct scan of your colon. 358 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:22,918 It's noninvasive. 359 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,127 But it's very expensive. 360 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,671 I'm assuming that's not a problem. 361 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,510 Say yes. 362 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,020 Mr. Van Der meer. 363 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,106 What? 364 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,905 Relax. Ricky's gonna be just "finkf." Strep throat. 365 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,823 Here's a prescription for an antibiotic. 366 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,909 He should be all better in a few days. 367 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:59,704 Although, this might sting a little. 368 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,136 I want to see you again real soon. 369 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,641 Wilson: Virtual colonoscopy was clean. 370 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,601 No colon cancer. 371 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,913 What happened to our regular, old-fashioned colonoscopy? 372 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,647 She was uncomfortable doing any more tests. 373 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,899 I had to convince her to do that one. 374 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,276 Do you get that often? 375 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,529 Women would rather die than get naked with you? 376 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,781 She's scared. 377 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,743 But not of tests. Just embarrassing ones. 378 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,621 Yeah. 379 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,502 It's not an inflammatory process. 380 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,755 It's not a clot, because chase's angio says so. 381 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,509 And it's not cancer, because her tush is perfect. 382 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:59,055 Anybody else got an aunt elyssa with weird stuff? 383 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,350 Maybe it's worth looking into... 384 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,395 I thought you said Carly's angio was clean. 385 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,731 It was clean. 386 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,783 You guys see the problem here? 387 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,747 There's no indication of any abnormalities. 388 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,498 No lesions, no spurs, no... 389 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,834 Her toes are screwed up. 390 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,085 They're backwards. 391 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,838 You guys know how much surgery it's gonna take 392 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,757 to swap them back? 393 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,383 What are you talking about? 394 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:40,013 Well, either she literally has two left feet, or you angioed the wrong leg. 395 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,873 That's impossible. It can't be the wrong leg. 396 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,190 Or maybe it was Jenny. 397 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,525 How come some resident signed this radiology report? 398 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,690 Were you even in the room? 399 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,778 I'll redo her angio... 400 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,696 You'll do nothing! 401 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,371 Foreman, you do the angiogram. 402 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,884 I can't believe I did that. 403 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,933 Why do we have to redo the angiogram? 404 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,602 There was a shadow on the first test result. 405 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,062 Shadow? 406 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,566 A shadow means there could be a blood clot, right? 407 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,945 I read "conn's current therapy". 408 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,530 A real page-Turner. 409 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,657 No, it wasn't that kind of shadow. 410 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,577 My chest hurts. 411 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,247 It's from the tracer I injected. 412 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:51,543 You might also get a little nauseous or have a metallic taste. All normal. 413 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,129 I'm a runner. I shouldn't feel like this. 414 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,673 Carly, I'm looking at your vitals right now... 415 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,341 I can't breathe. 416 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,801 Carly? 417 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,720 My chest. 418 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,308 My chest. 419 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,731 Respiratory arrest. Call a code. 420 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,316 What do you got? 421 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,776 She's drowning. 422 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,344 Cameron: Foreman did a thoracentesis to drain the fluid from her lungs. 423 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,674 She's stable. They sent the fluid to the lab. 424 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,134 It'll be back in a few hours. 425 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,762 You'll be happy to know chase's mistake didn't cost her. 426 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,806 Angio revealed no clot. 427 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,725 I'm thrilled. 428 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:37,625 Wilson: Okay, see, now you're just being stubborn. 429 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,895 It's cold. It's a perfectly good excuse to wear your lab coat. 430 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,297 Carly needs a heart transplant. 431 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,175 Thoracentesis revealed a transudate? 432 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,469 I haven't gotten it back yet. 433 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,521 Her muga scan, what was the ejection fraction? 434 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,516 Maybe you could treat it surgically. 435 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,685 I haven't done the muga. 436 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,980 How do you know she needs a heart transplant? 437 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,857 I got my aura read today. 438 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,318 It said someone close to me had a broken heart. 439 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,820 Since when do I need the secret pass code to talk to you? 440 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,239 I can't tell you anything. 441 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,074 Professional responsibility. 442 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,409 Like that matters to you. 443 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:14,746 Not my professional responsibility, yours. 444 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:15,913 New regime. 445 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,457 You gotta keep your head down, too. 446 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,935 Now that's good thinking, because I was gonna go right to cuddy 447 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,562 and rat you out as soon as you were done talking. 448 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:22,666 I'm not saying you want to. 449 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,797 I'm saying you'd be obligated to. 450 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,508 Because of my position on the board? 451 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:34,182 Because of my position on the transplant committee? 452 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,662 Hey, you brought this up for a reason. You need to talk to me. 453 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:39,979 I can't. 454 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,445 You sure you're doing the right thing? 455 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:50,823 I've come up with a few really great rationalizations. 456 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:53,868 Sorry to interrupt. We have a problem. 457 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,537 Cameron: Thoracentesis revealed a transudate. 458 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:59,666 We did an echo. She's in severe congestive heart failure. 459 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,126 She needs a heart transplant. 460 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:04,855 We'll get her on the list immediately. 461 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:07,840 She's already on the list. 462 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,891 Come in. 463 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,768 Thanks. 464 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,648 What is a department of diagnostic medicine? 465 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,652 That's Dr. House's department. 466 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:31,489 They deal with cases that other doctors can't figure out. 467 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,450 It's a financial black hole. 468 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,828 The department costs us $3,000,000 a year 469 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,413 to treat one patient a week. 470 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,789 He saves one patient per week. 471 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:41,332 What about everyone else? 472 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:44,043 His department's not going to find the cure for breast cancer. 473 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,461 Maybe not, but... 474 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,547 Are you sleeping with house? 475 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,298 What? No. 476 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,550 But you did, right? 477 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,468 Along time ago? 478 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,222 That's an incredibly inappropriate question. 479 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:58,433 If your judgment is compromised by a prior 480 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,244 or current relationship, that is my business. 481 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:03,479 I respect him. That is all you need to know. 482 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,398 He's still not wearing the coat. 483 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,523 Well, I told him... 484 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,942 I'm sure you did. 485 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,403 And yet he's not wearing it. 486 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:14,323 I'm just wondering if that's a reflection on him or on you. 487 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,381 You're Dr. House. 488 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,359 I found a picture online of you at a conference. 489 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,552 You need a heart transplant. 490 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:36,511 I run. I work out... 491 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,181 You cut yourself. 492 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,934 Probably highly ritualized. 493 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,480 You play the same Sarah mclachlan song over and over while you do it. 494 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:48,608 Probably works better than antidepressants. 495 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,318 I don't understand how... 496 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,986 You're a high-powered bulimic. 497 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,030 You make yourself throw up. 498 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,492 You had to find the most efficient way to vomit 499 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,827 without revealing the telltale signs of bulimia, 500 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,581 which is all very unseemly for a ceo. 501 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:08,753 So, you found a common antidote to accidental poisoning to do the job. 502 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:10,505 Ipecac. 503 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:13,800 Which is great if your kid's just swallowed a bottle of aspirin, 504 00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:16,719 but really, really bad if it's a habit. 505 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,847 It causes muscle damage. 506 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,682 It caused the pain in your leg. 507 00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,604 And destroyed your heart. 508 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:31,651 How often do you do it? 509 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,408 Three times a week. 510 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,705 In about an hour, 511 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,416 there's gonna be an emergency meeting of the transplant committee 512 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:52,046 to discuss where you fall on the list should a new heart become available. 513 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:56,008 Problem is, I am required to tell the committee about your bulimia. 514 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,261 It's a major psychiatric condition. 515 00:27:58,386 --> 00:27:59,804 Ranks right up there with suicidal. 516 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:02,223 Makes you a very bad risk. 517 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,977 So, you're here to tell me I have just a few hours to live? 518 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:09,772 Unless I lie to the committee. 519 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,403 But if they find out, I lose my medical license. 520 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,575 This would be a very good time to offer me a bribe. 521 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,220 You know, how much is your life worth? How much is my job worth? 522 00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,580 Why are you here doing this to me? 523 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,666 What do you want? 524 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,670 I want to know what's right. 525 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:34,964 Am iworth it? 526 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,218 You think I'm pathetic. 527 00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:43,556 Has a good job. Everything in the world. 528 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,409 But she just doesn't like the way that she looks... 529 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:46,976 Oh, stop hiding! 530 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,979 I'm asking you if you want to live or die. 531 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,272 You can't even say that. 532 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,899 What do you want me to do? Cry? 533 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,025 Yes! 534 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:56,402 I want you to tell me that your life is important to you, 535 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,821 because I don't know! 536 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:07,663 Because that's what's on the table right now, your life. 537 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,307 I don't want to die. 538 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:31,270 Idont. 539 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:43,157 This 32-year-old female was admitted by my staff 540 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:46,118 because of paralysis and pain in her right thigh. 541 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,745 The patient rapidly deteriorated 542 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,706 and now has severe congestive heart failure. 543 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:54,418 Pressors and vasodilators have not improved her condition whatsoever. 544 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:57,672 Pulmonary function tests show an fec of over three liters, 545 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:01,634 with fev-1 of at least 90% of predicted, 546 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:06,389 and preserved fevifvc ratio and preserved dlco as well. 547 00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:09,809 Her muga had an ejection fraction of 19%, 548 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,687 with no focal wall motion abnormalities. 549 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,855 Heart catheterization revealed 550 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,400 clean left, right and circumflex arteries, 551 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:21,696 and a subsequent biopsy revealed irreversible cardiomyopathy. 552 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:24,156 Which is why we're here. 553 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:27,410 Dr. House, I'm confused by your time and date stamps. 554 00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,162 It appears that you put Carly on the transplant list 555 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,373 before you did these tests. 556 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,711 I had a hunch. 557 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,963 You don't have hunches. You know. 558 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,848 Look, if the tests had come back differently, 559 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,693 obviously I would have taken her off the list. 560 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,635 But on the long shot... 561 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:51,642 On the long shot that I was right, I didn't want to waste time. 562 00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:57,940 Is there any exclusion criteria we should know about? 563 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:03,696 Cat scan revealed no tumors, and Dr. Wilson found no trace of cancer. 564 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,159 What about any other criteria? 565 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:10,036 No atherosclerotic vascular disease. 566 00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:11,162 Are there any... 567 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:12,788 No pneumonia, no bacteremia. 568 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:15,708 No hep b or c or any other letters. 569 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,044 Substance abuse. Any history... 570 00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:20,087 No alcohol. No drugs. 571 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:23,215 Any psychiatric conditions? History of depression? 572 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,134 She's a little blue. 573 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:28,054 But turns out she needs a heart transplant. 574 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:38,439 Dr. House, if you subvert or mislead this committee, 575 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,358 you will be subject to disciplinary action. 576 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:50,201 Dr. Cuddy, do you have any reason to think that I would lie? 577 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:53,579 I simply want you to answer the question. 578 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,832 Is there anything on the recipient exclusion criteria 579 00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:00,878 that would disqualify your patient from getting a heart? 580 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,859 Beautiful organ-donor weather. 581 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,487 You lied, didn't you? 582 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,614 - I never lie. - Big mistake. 583 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:32,576 Then you should have voted against putting her on the list. 584 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:33,702 You're my friend. 585 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:36,539 Oh, jeez, have some backbone. 586 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:38,415 If you think I'm wrong, do something. 587 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:41,001 Wait. You're getting mad at me for sticking up for you? 588 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:44,547 You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities. 589 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:47,591 Our friendship is an ethical responsibility. 590 00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:54,723 What is it? 591 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,434 My patient's getting a heart. 592 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:13,117 Cameron: He's not gonna fire you. 593 00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:15,369 I'd fire you. Bye-bye. 594 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,832 I screw up, the patient dies, I'll never get another job. 595 00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:24,336 So stick your head between your legs and go lick your wounds in gstaad. 596 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,755 I like it here. 597 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,656 You guys don't think it's weird house knew 598 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,642 the patient needed a heart transplant before we did any heart tests? 599 00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,520 That's house. He knows things. 600 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,731 But usually he's putting it in our face. 601 00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,496 Telling us how cleverly he figured it out. 602 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:48,986 This time, nothing. Just "I had a hunch." 603 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,781 That is weird. 604 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,691 Man: Cauterize that one bleeder. 605 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:34,281 Okay, ready for the donor heart. 606 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:43,290 They just stopped Carly's heart, and your dumb patient... 607 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,334 They're all... Oh, the guy who can't talk. 608 00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:46,460 Mr. Van Der meer. 609 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,185 He's scheduled an appointment to see you. 610 00:34:48,212 --> 00:34:49,964 Oh, goody. 611 00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:55,761 I wanted you to know chase is worried you're going to fire him. 612 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,515 It's bad enough that screw-ups cost lives. 613 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,476 Now we've got vogler, screw-u ps cost jobs. 614 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,852 I want chase scared. 615 00:35:03,978 --> 00:35:06,563 I want him doing everything he can to protect his job. 616 00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,208 Dr. House, if you were in his position, 617 00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:10,585 wouldn't you be more likely to perform well if you were reassured... 618 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:11,819 Oh, will you stop it 619 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,570 with the book? 620 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,239 Why are you doing this? 621 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,408 I'm not doing anything. 622 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,702 You're manipulating everyone. 623 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:25,833 People dismiss me. 624 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:30,170 Because I'm a woman. Because I'm pretty. 625 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:33,340 Because I'm not aggressive. 626 00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:39,680 My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me. 627 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:44,143 They like you. Everyone likes you. 628 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,772 Do you? 629 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,543 I have to know. 630 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:22,181 Okay. 631 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:43,410 Five hours, 23 minutes. That's fast. 632 00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:45,287 Is that good or bad? 633 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:46,497 Itdepends. 634 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:50,334 Either surgery went really well, or it ended really abruptly. 635 00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:55,589 Textbook. She'll outlive us all. 636 00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:59,093 Thank you. 637 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:07,184 Man on pa: Triage nurse, pick up line 2741. 638 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,481 So, sing for me. 639 00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:18,987 Oh, no, no, no, no. Come on, look. 640 00:37:19,113 --> 00:37:21,281 When you had your surgery, you were intubated. 641 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:23,075 The surgeon stuck a tube down your throat. 642 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,120 Now, it never happens and it's never caught, but it happened. 643 00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:27,538 Your vocal cords were paralyzed. 644 00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:30,958 I treated the spastic dysphonia with Botox. 645 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,563 Ironically, a substance that tightens 646 00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:35,462 every other corner of your face actually loosens the tongue. 647 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,006 I have healed you. You can talk. 648 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,514 Oh, well. 649 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,064 Okay. You don't have to say anything. 650 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,774 It can be our little secret. 651 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:59,361 If you can talk, blink twice. 652 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,741 But you're not going to, 653 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:07,327 because you think you won't be entitled to the money you won 654 00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:09,830 in the settlement with Simpson. 655 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,127 Yesterday, I would have said you had to give the money back. 656 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:18,422 Today, hospital's come into a lot of money. 657 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,884 Mum's the word. 658 00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,922 Hey. 659 00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:02,299 Hey. 660 00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:07,763 I know the cardiologist has given you some guidelines, 661 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:11,141 a schedule of medication and a strict diet. 662 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:15,354 Just what somebody with an eating disorder needs. 663 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:18,357 So I thought I'd get you started. 664 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:21,818 Fried chicken from the carnegie deli. 665 00:39:23,195 --> 00:39:24,780 You're kidding. 666 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:28,033 Yeah. Actually, I got it downstairs. 667 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,123 Why did you fight for me? 668 00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:40,337 You risked so much, and you hardly know me. 669 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:47,761 You're my patient. 670 00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:54,059 Don't screw it up. 671 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:42,858 Love this part! 672 00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,908 Okay. He ruined it. 673 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,721 Just wanted to stop by and introduce myself. 674 00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:57,331 I'm Edward vogler, new chairman of the board. 675 00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:00,334 In a way, I guess that makes me your boss. 676 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:03,754 I am sorry about the lab coat thing. 677 00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:06,214 My dry cleaners just destroyed it. 678 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:11,094 That was my very first heart-transplant committee meeting. Very exciting. 679 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,930 Trust me, six flags, way more exciting. 680 00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:16,933 Your patient's very lucky to have such a passionate doctor. 681 00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:19,102 Stands up for what he believes in. 682 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,812 Sweet of you to say. 683 00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:23,774 Yeah. Afraid you've been duped, though. 684 00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:26,860 The nurse found this in the patient's purse. 685 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,701 Oh, my. If only I'd known. 686 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,954 Tough being a doctor, having all that power. 687 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:40,582 The power to play god. 688 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:44,670 Yes. I don't envy the transplant committee their responsibility. 689 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:48,715 They basically would have been forced to kill that poor girl. 690 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,343 I'm not sure I could have done that. 691 00:41:52,094 --> 00:41:54,596 This is not a game to me, Dr. House. 692 00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:59,559 It's actually more like we're dancing right now. 693 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,145 So let's get to the point. You don't like me. 694 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,189 I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna like you. 695 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:07,275 It's nothing personal. I don't like anybody. 696 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:09,918 But none of that really matters, does it? 697 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,073 Because you've got money, and I've got tenure. 698 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:16,201 You need full board approval to get rid of me. 699 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:18,245 - I've got cuddy. - Right. 700 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,705 And Wilson. 701 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,625 So, as long as we're stuck with each other, 702 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,211 we might as well ignore each other. 703 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,261 That wasn't nearly as dramatic as I was hoping. 704 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:41,184 I looked into that tenure thing, and you're right. 705 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,729 It's actually easier for me to get rid of a board member 706 00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:47,107 like cuddy or Wilson than to get rid of a doctor. 707 00:42:47,441 --> 00:42:49,693 That's interesting, isn't it?