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Space.

2
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It seems
to go on and on forever

3
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but then you get to the end

4
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and a gorilla starts
throwing barrels at you.

5
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And that's
how you play the game.

6
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You stink, loser.

7
00:00:23,906 --> 00:00:25,822
Hey, fry!

8
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Pizza going out.

9
00:00:27,345 --> 00:00:28,781
Come on!

10
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

11
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Michelle, baby,
where you going?

12
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It's not working out, fry.

13
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I put your stuff out
on the sidewalk!

14
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I hate my life,
I hate my life, I hate my life.

15
00:00:59,682 --> 00:01:01,249
Happy new year!

16
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Hello!
Pizza delivery!

17
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For, uh...

18
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"i.c. Wiener"?

19
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Oh, crud.

20
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I always thought
by this point in my life

21
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i'd be the one
making the crank calls.

22
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Here's to another
lousy millennium.

23
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ten!

24
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Neuf!

25
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Otto!

26
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Sabaa!

27
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Eksi!

28
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wu!

29
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Chaar!

30
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Thathu!

31
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ni!

32
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one!

33
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What th--

34
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Whew.

35
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My god.

36
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It's the future.

37
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My parents.

38
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My coworkers.

39
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My girlfriend.

40
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I'll never see
any of them again.

41
00:03:03,632 --> 00:03:06,025
Ya-hoo!

42
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Welcome!

43
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To the world of tomorrow!

44
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Why do you always
have to say it that way?

45
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Haven't you ever heard of a
little thing called showmanship?

46
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Come! Your destiny awaits!

47
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Have a nice future.

48
00:03:58,513 --> 00:04:00,297
Cool. Just like in star trek.

49
00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,515
oh!

50
00:04:01,559 --> 00:04:04,300
Good afternoon, sir.

51
00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,823
Mmm...

52
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Name?

53
00:04:08,609 --> 00:04:09,828
Uh... Fry.

54
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I'm leela.
Now, it's new year's eve

55
00:04:12,656 --> 00:04:15,311
so I'd like to decide
your fate quickly
and get out of here.

56
00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:16,400
Can I ask you a question?

57
00:04:16,443 --> 00:04:18,619
As long as it's not
about my eye.

58
00:04:18,662 --> 00:04:19,837
Uh...

59
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Is it about my eye?

60
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Sort of.

61
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Just ask the question.

62
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What's with the eye?

63
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I'm an alien,
all right?

64
00:04:27,715 --> 00:04:28,977
Let's drop
the subject.

65
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Cool. An alien.

66
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Has your race taken
over the earth?

67
00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:35,462
No. I just work here.

68
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Wait a minute.

69
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Is that blimp
accurate?

70
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Yup. It's
december 31, 2999.

71
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My god.

72
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A million years.

73
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I'm sure this must
be very upsetting for you.

74
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You know, I guess
it should be

75
00:04:53,088 --> 00:04:54,438
but actually I'm glad.

76
00:04:54,482 --> 00:04:57,222
I had nothing to live
for in my old life.

77
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I was broke,
I had a humiliating job

78
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and I was beginning to suspect

79
00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,491
my girlfriend
might be cheating on me.

80
00:05:03,534 --> 00:05:06,362
Well, at least here
you'll be treated with dignity.

81
00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,539
Now, strip naked and get
on the probulator.

82
00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,371
ooh!

83
00:05:17,504 --> 00:05:19,289
Interesting.

84
00:05:19,331 --> 00:05:21,682
Your dna test shows
one living relative.

85
00:05:21,725 --> 00:05:24,511
He's your great-great-
Great-great-great-great-

86
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Great-great-great-
Great-great nephew.

87
00:05:26,775 --> 00:05:29,167
That's great. What's
the little guy's name?

88
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Professor hubert farnsworth.

89
00:05:31,388 --> 00:05:33,390
ew.

90
00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:37,655
You know, I'm the luckiest
guy in the whole future.

91
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I've been given a second chance

92
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and this time, I'm not going
to be a total loser.

93
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What's that?

94
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Your permanent
career assignment.

95
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Delivery boy?

96
00:05:47,751 --> 00:05:49,667
No! Not again.

97
00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:50,972
Please, anything else.

98
00:05:51,015 --> 00:05:52,277
Take your hands
off me.

99
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You've been assigned
the job you're best at

100
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just like everyone else.

101
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What if I refuse?

102
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- Then you'll be fired.
- Fine.

103
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Out of a cannon
into the sun.

104
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- But I don't like
being a delivery boy.
- Well, that's tough.

105
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Lots of people
don't like their jobs
but we do them anyway.

106
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"you gotta do
what you gotta do."

107
00:06:10,121 --> 00:06:11,559
Now hold out your hand.

108
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I'm going to implant
your career chip.

109
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It'll permanently label you
as a delivery boy.

110
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Keep that thing away from me.

111
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Hold still, damn it!

112
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I don't have
good depth perception.

113
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You've got to the count of five
to let me out of here.

114
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One...

115
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See you in a thousand years.

116
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You owe me one.

117
00:07:03,741 --> 00:07:05,525
Whoa.

118
00:07:24,022 --> 00:07:26,155
Radio city mutant hall.

119
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Cool.

120
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Uh, cross-town express.

121
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Whoo-hoo!

122
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Yaah...

123
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

124
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Oomp!

125
00:07:55,749 --> 00:07:57,316
Pfft.

126
00:07:57,359 --> 00:07:58,666
Tourist.

127
00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:05,193
Hey, a phone booth.

128
00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:06,717
I can call my nephew.

129
00:08:10,025 --> 00:08:13,244
Whoa. A real-life robot.

130
00:08:13,289 --> 00:08:16,465
Or is that some kind
of cheesy new year's costume?

131
00:08:16,508 --> 00:08:19,294
Bite my shiny metal ass.

132
00:08:19,337 --> 00:08:20,991
It doesn't look
so shiny to me.

133
00:08:21,035 --> 00:08:22,689
Shinier than yours, meat bag.

134
00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:43,797
Listen, buddy, I'm
in a hurry here.

135
00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,407
Let's try for a twofer.

136
00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:51,762
Please select mode of death:

137
00:08:51,806 --> 00:08:54,721
"quick and painless"
or "slow and horrible."

138
00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:57,245
Yeah, I'd like to
place a collect call.

139
00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:59,726
You have selected
"slow and horrible."

140
00:08:59,769 --> 00:09:01,510
Great choice.

141
00:09:03,992 --> 00:09:05,950
Bring it on, baby!

142
00:09:12,522 --> 00:09:15,090
Come on. Come on!
Kill me already.

143
00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:17,527
By the way,
my name's bender.

144
00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,137
Help! What's
happening?

145
00:09:24,839 --> 00:09:26,361
You are now dead.

146
00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:28,494
Thank you for using
stop-and-drop--

147
00:09:28,537 --> 00:09:32,062
America's favorite
suicide booth since 2008.

148
00:09:34,109 --> 00:09:36,284
Lousy, stinking rip-off.

149
00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:40,114
Well, I didn't have anything
else planned for today.

150
00:09:40,157 --> 00:09:41,594
Let's go get drunk.

151
00:09:46,382 --> 00:09:49,297
Two, three... Hey.

152
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,735
Welcome to
the world of tomorrow.

153
00:09:52,779 --> 00:09:54,128
Shut up, terry.

154
00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:56,609
This is
unacceptable, leela.

155
00:09:56,652 --> 00:09:59,569
You must find this Mr. Fry
and install his chip.

156
00:09:59,611 --> 00:10:00,874
Look, he's just a nobody

157
00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:02,964
who doesn't want
to be a delivery boy.

158
00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:05,226
I'd really rather not
force it on him.

159
00:10:05,269 --> 00:10:08,620
Well, that's your job
whether you like it or not

160
00:10:08,665 --> 00:10:11,233
and it's my job
to make you do your job

161
00:10:11,276 --> 00:10:13,017
whether I like it or not--

162
00:10:13,061 --> 00:10:14,975
Which I do... Very much.

163
00:10:15,018 --> 00:10:16,106
Now, get to work!

164
00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:21,938
Life is good.

165
00:10:28,249 --> 00:10:29,990
Why would a robot
need to drink?

166
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,906
I don't need
to drink.

167
00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:33,994
I can quit
anytime I want.

168
00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:38,215
So, they made you
a delivery boy, huh?

169
00:10:38,259 --> 00:10:40,218
Man, that's as bad as my job.

170
00:10:40,262 --> 00:10:42,003
Really? What do you do, bender?

171
00:10:42,046 --> 00:10:43,830
I'm a bender-- I bend girders.

172
00:10:43,874 --> 00:10:45,832
That's all I'm programmed to do.

173
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,398
You any good at it?

174
00:10:47,442 --> 00:10:49,792
You kidding?
I was a stud.

175
00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:52,665
I could bend a girder
to any angle.

176
00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,710
30 degrees...
32 degrees...

177
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:55,843
You name it.

178
00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:58,801
31... But I couldn't
go on living

179
00:10:58,845 --> 00:10:59,933
once I found out

180
00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:02,457
what the girders
were for.

181
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,153
What?

182
00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:04,547
Suicide booths.

183
00:11:06,461 --> 00:11:08,725
Well, fry, it was
a pleasure meeting you.

184
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,422
I'm going to
go kill myself.

185
00:11:10,465 --> 00:11:12,989
Wait...
You're the only friend I have.

186
00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:16,253
You really want a robot
for a friend?

187
00:11:16,297 --> 00:11:18,604
Yeah, ever since I was six.

188
00:11:18,648 --> 00:11:19,867
Well, okay.

189
00:11:19,909 --> 00:11:23,826
But I don't want
people thinking
we're robosexuals

190
00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:27,090
so if anyone asks,
you're my de-bugger.

191
00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:29,832
Oh, no, it's the cyclopes.

192
00:11:29,877 --> 00:11:32,008
Don't look.
Don't look!

193
00:11:32,052 --> 00:11:33,662
I'm not looking.

194
00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:43,238
This is officer 1-b-d-i
requesting backup.

195
00:11:43,281 --> 00:11:45,762
We'll be there
in five minutes.

196
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,114
We can hide in here.

197
00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:52,159
It's free on tuesdays.

198
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,733
Welcome to the head museum.

199
00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:02,474
I'm leonard nimoy.

200
00:12:02,518 --> 00:12:03,648
Spock?

201
00:12:03,692 --> 00:12:05,521
Hey, do the thing.

202
00:12:05,564 --> 00:12:08,132
I don't do that anymore.

203
00:12:08,176 --> 00:12:09,350
This is
unbelievable.

204
00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,700
What do you heads
do all day?

205
00:12:11,744 --> 00:12:14,529
We share our wisdom
with those who seek it.

206
00:12:14,572 --> 00:12:16,879
It's a life of quiet dignity.

207
00:12:16,923 --> 00:12:18,142
Feeding time.

208
00:12:27,151 --> 00:12:29,326
Hmm...

209
00:12:37,813 --> 00:12:38,946
I'm sorry, fry

210
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:40,599
but I have to install
your career chip.

211
00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,819
Yeah, well if you're sorry
then why are you doing it?

212
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:43,994
It's my job.

213
00:12:44,037 --> 00:12:46,040
You gotta do
what you gotta do.

214
00:12:49,739 --> 00:12:51,175
Watch it.

215
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,090
That's it.

216
00:12:54,134 --> 00:12:56,398
You just made my list.

217
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:58,791
Ow, ooh, ow, ow, ooh!

218
00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,053
Stop it!

219
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:01,316
Down boy!
Bad president.

220
00:13:01,359 --> 00:13:03,100
All right, buddy,
step away from the head.

221
00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:09,192
I'm going to get
24th century
on his ass.

222
00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:17,157
Please, officers,
there's no need to use force.

223
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,028
Let us handle this,
weirdie.

224
00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:23,599
Oh, come on.

225
00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:26,210
He's just a poor kid
from the stupid ages.

226
00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,168
Keep your big nose
out of this, eyeball.

227
00:13:28,211 --> 00:13:31,519
No one makes fun of my nose.

228
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,348
Yee-aah!

229
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:34,349
ooh!

230
00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:43,358
Damn.

231
00:13:43,401 --> 00:13:45,750
You guys were
totally out
of control.

232
00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:48,231
That's our job.
We're peace officers.

233
00:13:48,276 --> 00:13:49,973
Yeah, you know the law--

234
00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:52,235
You gotta do
what you gotta do.

235
00:13:56,849 --> 00:13:59,243
Oh, we're trapped.

236
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,332
Wait a second.

237
00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:03,855
You're a bender, right?

238
00:14:03,899 --> 00:14:05,205
We can get
out of here

239
00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:06,336
if you just
bend the bars.

240
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,122
Dream on, skin tube.

241
00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:10,994
I'm only programmed to bend
for constructive purposes.

242
00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:13,127
What do I look like?
A de-bender?

243
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:15,258
Who cares what you're
programmed for.

244
00:14:15,302 --> 00:14:18,219
If someone programmed you
to jump off a bridge
would you do it?

245
00:14:18,262 --> 00:14:20,437
I'll have to
check my program.

246
00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:21,787
yep.

247
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,267
Open up.

248
00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:25,225
Come on, bender.
It's up to you

249
00:14:25,268 --> 00:14:27,228
to make
your own decisions in life.

250
00:14:27,271 --> 00:14:29,882
That's what separates
people and robots

251
00:14:29,926 --> 00:14:31,883
from animals
and animal robots.

252
00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:34,451
You're full
of crap, fry.

253
00:14:36,932 --> 00:14:39,892
You make a persuasive
argument, fry.

254
00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:45,724
Come on, bender.

255
00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:46,942
You can do it.

256
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,075
Can't...

257
00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:51,600
I can't do it.

258
00:14:51,643 --> 00:14:52,904
yes!

259
00:14:54,515 --> 00:14:56,257
You were right, fry.

260
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:59,085
From now on,
i'm going to bend what I want

261
00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:01,088
when I want, who I want.

262
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:04,090
I am unstoppable!

263
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,877
aah.

264
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,884
I don't know how
you did that.

265
00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:17,494
Yee-aah!

266
00:15:22,935 --> 00:15:24,893
Wait!
No, thanks.

267
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:32,119
Looks like one of us will
have to bend this grate.

268
00:15:33,336 --> 00:15:34,120
oh.

269
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:45,523
Good lord.

270
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:47,437
What isthis?

271
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:51,441
It's the decaying ruins
of old new york.

272
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,182
Welcome home, pal.

273
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,359
It's my old
neighborhood.

274
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:59,450
Man, this brings back
a lot of memories.

275
00:15:59,494 --> 00:16:01,582
Keep 'em to
yourself, pops.

276
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,585
This is where
I brought my girlfriend

277
00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:06,152
on our very first date.

278
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:18,120
My god.
She's gone.

279
00:16:18,165 --> 00:16:21,124
Everyone I ever knew
or cared about is gone.

280
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,604
Wait. There's
someone you know.

281
00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:26,128
Oh... Can't you
leave me alone?

282
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,130
I'm miserable
enough already.

283
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:31,394
Look, I know it's
not much consolation

284
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:33,354
but I understand
how you feel.

285
00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:36,486
No, you don't.
I've got no home, no family.

286
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:38,009
No friends.

287
00:16:38,053 --> 00:16:39,620
My whole world is gone.

288
00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:41,317
You can't possibly
understand

289
00:16:41,361 --> 00:16:43,494
what it feels like
to be so alone.

290
00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:45,191
I understand.

291
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:48,325
I'm the only one-eyed alien
on this whole planet.

292
00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:50,849
My parents abandoned me here
as a baby

293
00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:54,287
and I don't even know
what galaxy they were from.

294
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,202
I know how it feels
to be alone.

295
00:16:58,378 --> 00:16:59,989
Look, leela

296
00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:03,774
I don't understand this world,
but... You obviously do

297
00:17:03,819 --> 00:17:05,341
so I give up.

298
00:17:05,386 --> 00:17:09,346
If you really think I should
be a delivery body, I'll do it.

299
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,225
Your chip.

300
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,834
What are you doing?

301
00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:21,097
Quitting.

302
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,403
why?

303
00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:24,360
Because I've
always wanted to.

304
00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:27,363
I just never realized it
until I met you.

305
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:34,241
What is the
matter with you?

306
00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:36,764
I just wanted to be
part of the moment.

307
00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:40,290
Hey! He stole
my ring.sorry.

308
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:44,119
Well, that solves the mystery
of the missing ring.

309
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,686
This calls for a drink.

310
00:17:47,253 --> 00:17:49,603
I don't want
to spoil the party

311
00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:52,128
but we're all
job deserters now.

312
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,261
We're unemployed
and we have nowhere to go.

313
00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,131
We're unemployed

314
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,135
but we have a doddering old
relative to mooch off of.

315
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:04,619
Hello. I'm dick clark's head.

316
00:18:04,661 --> 00:18:07,491
Welcome to a special
year 3000 edition

317
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,493
of new year's rockin' eve.

318
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:17,022
Who are you?

319
00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,676
I'm your dear
old uncle fry.

320
00:18:18,719 --> 00:18:20,503
I don't have an uncle fry.

321
00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:21,330
You do now.

322
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:29,078
By god, I am
your nephew.

323
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,035
This is absolutely incredible.

324
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,647
Can we have
some money?

325
00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:34,909
Oh, my, no.

326
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:38,522
Let me show you around.

327
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:41,263
That's my lab table and
this is my work stool

328
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:44,311
and over there is my
intergalactic spaceship

329
00:18:44,353 --> 00:18:47,705
and here's where I keep
assorted lengths of wire.

330
00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:49,838
Whoa.

331
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,926
A real live spaceship.

332
00:18:51,969 --> 00:18:53,667
I designed it myself.

333
00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:55,190
Let me show you

334
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:59,063
some of the different
lengths of wire I used.

335
00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:00,543
Attention, job deserters!

336
00:19:00,588 --> 00:19:02,676
Come out with your hands up!

337
00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:04,983
We have you
partially surrounded.

338
00:19:05,026 --> 00:19:07,290
no!

339
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,771
Get those bums.

340
00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:11,119
Well, we're boned.

341
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:13,557
Can't we get away
in the ship?

342
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,429
I suppose it is
technically possible

343
00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:19,346
though I am already
in my pajamas.

344
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,352
I'll get us out of here.

345
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,752
Can anyone drive stick?

346
00:19:34,795 --> 00:19:36,449
I can--

347
00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:38,494
As long as I don't
have to parallel park.

348
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:50,506
If they try to take off,
give 'em an ass full of laser.

349
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:54,772
Prepare for liftoff.

350
00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:56,165
Ten...

351
00:19:56,207 --> 00:19:56,947
Nine!

352
00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:58,427
Amania!

353
00:19:58,472 --> 00:19:59,473
Seven!

354
00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:02,432
Five!

355
00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:03,607
Four.

356
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,564
Three.

357
00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:05,609
two.

358
00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:06,783
one!

359
00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:07,436
Blast off!

360
00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:11,789
Happy new year!

361
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,447
Fire. Fire!

362
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,495
I can't see nothin'.

363
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:23,322
Pretty, though.

364
00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:27,717
W-wha-- hey,
hey! Whoa!

365
00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:28,936
Phew.

366
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,068
Yeah!

367
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:38,641
So, I guess without jobs,
we'll be fugitives forever.

368
00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:39,991
Not necessarily.

369
00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:42,211
Are you three,
by any chance

370
00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:45,301
interested in becoming
my new spaceship crew?

371
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,475
New crew?

372
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,651
Well, what happened
to the old crew?

373
00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:51,611
Oh, those poor sons of--
But that's not important.

374
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,004
The important thing is,
I need a new crew.

375
00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:55,616
Anyone interested?

376
00:20:55,658 --> 00:20:57,444
Yes. Yes!

377
00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:59,576
That's exactly the job
I've always wanted.

378
00:20:59,619 --> 00:21:01,404
Thanks for the
offer, professor

379
00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:04,275
but we don't have the
proper career chips.

380
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,887
Oh, that won't be a problem.

381
00:21:05,929 --> 00:21:08,236
As luck would have it,
I saved the chips

382
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,021
from my previous crew.

383
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,243
This is awesome.

384
00:21:14,285 --> 00:21:16,288
Are we going
to fly through space

385
00:21:16,331 --> 00:21:19,247
fighting monsters and teaching
alien women to love?

386
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,468
If by that you mean
transporting cargo, then yes.

387
00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:26,515
It's a little home business
I started to fund my research.

388
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,692
Cool. What's my job going to be?

389
00:21:28,735 --> 00:21:32,435
You'll be responsible
for ensuring that the cargo

390
00:21:32,478 --> 00:21:34,436
reaches its
destination.

391
00:21:34,481 --> 00:21:37,701
So... I'm going to be a...
Delivery boy?

392
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,529
Exactly.

393
00:21:40,617 --> 00:21:41,923
All right!

394
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,315
I'm a delivery boy!