1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:04,213 Works every- I'm telling you, every time. 2 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:06,298 - Do it, try it. - No. What, right now? 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,554 - Right here. - All right, all right. 4 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,062 Kind of. Kind of that. Gotta work on it, bro. 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,639 - All right, man. - Seriously. 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,943 All right, bro, I'll work on it. But just tell me, when do you-? 7 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,862 Right before the cork pops. Timing's important, but- 8 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,031 But you don't do it, like, in her ear? 9 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:26,987 No, you don't do it in her ear. It's a given you don't do it in her ear. 10 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,617 - This is, like, scientifically proven. - Really? 11 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,370 - Prehistoric stuff. It's like the medulla. - Ha, ha. Crazy. 12 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:33,700 - The wolf brain. - What? 13 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,253 - It's primitive stuff. - Okay, let me try it again. 14 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,665 - Yeah! - Ha-ha-ha. 15 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,426 - Yeah? That's the wolf brain! - Nice. 16 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,763 Man, this town sucks. 17 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,594 Sorry, bro, I know it's yours and everything, but it's not even 2. 18 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,350 Yeah, it does kind of suck. 19 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:58,060 Hey, I know this after-hours place over- A couple blocks off Cermak. 20 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:02,022 - You wanna hit it? Fucking hit it. - Hells, yeah. Let's do it. 21 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,784 That's what I'm talking about. 22 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,406 Whoo! 23 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,286 Okay. 24 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,454 - Not in her ear, right? - Right, not in her ear. 25 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:21,085 Hey, bro, I never did catch your name. 26 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,009 - Saul. - Saul? 27 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,257 - "S'all good, man." - Ha! 28 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,931 - Get it? - I do. All right, Saul. 29 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,430 Hey, hey, brother, whoa. 30 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,137 Check it out. What is that? 31 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,311 Holy shit. 32 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,069 There's gotta be at least a thousand bucks in here. 33 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:44,362 Oh, my God, look at that. 34 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,361 - Whose is it? - Mine. 35 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:50,945 Hey, possession's like four-tenths of the what-do-you-call-it, bro. 36 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,531 - Like, is there an ID or...? - Yeah. 37 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,540 - I don't know, some fat guy. - Huh. 38 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:06,093 I'm thinking that one. 39 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,760 Let's see. 40 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,736 Jesus. 41 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,233 Is he, uh...? 42 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,111 - What? - Is he, uh...? 43 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,908 I don't know. 44 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:49,504 - Ah! - Hey. Hey, fella. You all right? 45 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,429 Hey, buddy. 46 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,017 Hey, would you answer me? 47 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,600 Hey, answer this, you butthole. 48 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,645 - "Butthole"? What the hell? - Hey, uh- 49 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,355 Hey, bro, be nice, all right? 50 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,066 This guy right here, he's trying to help you. 51 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,323 Help yourself to some of this, you butthole. 52 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,280 - Hey. - Hey, we're not buttholes. 53 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,411 - All right? So stop saying that. - Yeah. 54 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,664 ♪ Butt, butt, butthole ♪ 55 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,371 Hey, man, what's your problem? 56 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:28,049 My problem is I'm standing here talking to a couple buttholes. 57 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,127 You're not standing, you fat bastard. 58 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,053 You're laying on your fat ass. 59 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:35,929 Hey, I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your heads. You think I won't? 60 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,306 I'll come into the McDonald's where you work... 61 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,855 I'll buy the whole damn place and I'll fire you. 62 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,150 I'll say, "Drop your mops, you buttholes... 63 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,567 because you're fired." 64 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:52,275 And then I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your stupid heads. 65 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:58,080 And then I'll go Jean-Claude Van Damme on you, you... 66 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,617 Butthole. 67 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,580 - I'm keeping the money. - Heh, heh. 68 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,040 Here you go, fatty. 69 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,092 I got dibs on that watch, man. 70 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,512 I didn't see that. 71 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,760 What kind is it? 72 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,105 I don't know, it's just a watch. 73 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,104 - We gotta get out of here, man. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 74 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,776 What kind of watch is it? 75 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:32,573 - It's-I don't know, it's- - Well, then let me look at it. 76 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,826 - It's a damn Rolex. - I don't know. 77 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,371 Not cool to be greedy, bro. Not cool. 78 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,290 I didn't know what- 79 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:46,416 So how do you wanna split this up? Tell you what. You keep the cash. 80 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,793 - I'll just keep the watch. - It's worth 3 grand. 81 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,544 - What? - Three thousand, easy. 82 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,797 - No. - Yeah. 83 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,676 Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. Let's figure this out. Gotta get out of here. 84 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,882 All right, you're right. You know what? 85 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,263 I will sweeten the pot. 86 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,063 You got 5, 20, 40, 60, 80- Five hundred and eighty bucks. 87 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,607 Add that to the thousand, it's more than half. 88 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,937 What do you know about that thing? Is it worth more than 3? 89 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,317 No, I don't know, but we're good, right? 90 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,490 Yeah, we good? Okay? 91 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,192 Well... 92 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,117 Later, sucker! 93 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,225 Six left. 94 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,678 - Can we get more? - God, I hope so. 95 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,433 It's like a license to print money. 96 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,481 Heh. Thing of beauty. 97 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:52,061 Hey, what was that crazy stuff about roundhouse kicks? 98 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,237 - Where did you get that? - I don't know. 99 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:57,236 Just something in my brain, you know? It just came out. 100 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,568 - Too much? - No, I loved it. 101 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:04,202 It was, like, deep or something. 102 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,413 Wanna talk about brilliant, I mean... 103 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,665 You're the man. Me, I'm just... 104 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,419 I love watching you work. 105 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:18,679 It's good for making beer money. That's about all. 106 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,764 ♪ You can smile ♪ 107 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,218 ♪ That's all right, my friend ♪ 108 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,660 Please, no one has to know. 109 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,118 You could just pretend you didn't find us. 110 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,579 We would never tell anyone, would we, Craig? 111 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,003 - No, absolutely not. - No. 112 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,298 I already called your lawyer. 113 00:06:55,582 --> 00:07:00,509 Besides, this little family outing of yours has put an innocent man in jail. 114 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,969 Cops are investigating this as a kidnapping. 115 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,643 They already rounded up some poor suspect. 116 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,054 A working-class guy. 117 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,185 A father, I think. 118 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:15,110 But anyway, you two, you almost ruined someone's life. 119 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,187 Potentially several someones. 120 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,817 We had no idea. 121 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,866 Could this have been the person in the van? 122 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,992 What if the man they arrested is the one we were warned about? 123 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,790 Yeah, maybe he's not so innocent. Hm? 124 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,742 Warned? Warned how? 125 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,421 We had a phone call. Someone disguising their voice. 126 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:38,342 - They said someone was coming for us. - And there was a van outside the house... 127 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,169 as if whoever was inside was watching us. 128 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:45,758 And once that drove off, we did what we did. 129 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,183 - For the kids. - The kids. 130 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,479 I wouldn't know about any of that, I just- 131 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:54,104 Ahem. I can assure you that you and your family are safe. 132 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,436 - The police are all over this thing, so... - It doesn't matter. 133 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,988 We can't just go back. 134 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,862 Our case. They'll crucify Craig. 135 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:08,330 Can't you just call Ms. Wexler again? Tell her you didn't see us after all. 136 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,704 If they think I ran away, it'll look like I did something wrong. 137 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,910 Yeah, and we can't risk losing everything... 138 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,668 just because of some teensy mistake. 139 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,168 Can I ask you something? 140 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,467 What were you hoping would happen? 141 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,546 I mean, before I found you, what were you planning to do? 142 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,302 Well, we were in the process of, you know... 143 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,056 - working that out, when you, um... - We were working that out, yeah. 144 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,932 All right, well, you've still got a little bit of manoeuverability, all right? 145 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,189 You're outdoorsy, right? So you went on an impromptu camping trip. 146 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,897 I don't know, it's something people do, apparently. Uh... 147 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:46,281 You left the house a mess and you kicked in your own front door... 148 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,528 because it's a free country. 149 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,115 Kim Wexler is very good. She'll make it work. 150 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,242 What about the money? 151 00:08:55,535 --> 00:09:00,132 If she knows about it, she'll tell. Right? I mean, she'll have to tell. 152 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:05,053 Well, like they say in Silicon Valley, "it's not a bug, it's a feature." 153 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,673 You ever hear of a bargaining chip? 154 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,226 What we have right here is the mother of all bargaining chips. 155 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,637 As in... 156 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,847 you expect us to give this back? 157 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,898 We are not giving this back. 158 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,364 We are not guilty. This money belongs to us. 159 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,487 We-Well, I mean, Craig earned it. 160 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,034 - I worked very hard. - Yeah. 161 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,862 - Weekends and holidays, all unpaid. - All unpaid. 162 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,699 Always. And just because you're salary... 163 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,625 doesn't mean you don't deserve overtime. 164 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,045 - I think that's only fair. - Really, that's what this is about, right? 165 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,588 - Fairness. - Fairness, right. 166 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,336 I mean, not just what's legal. 167 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:47,467 You wanna talk about legal, slavery, that used to be legal. 168 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,423 Human slavery. 80... 169 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,428 Yeah, this is right up there with that. 170 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:07,274 Please, just don't tell anyone about the money. 171 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,901 I can't take a bribe. 172 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,656 - Who would know? - We won't tell. 173 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,737 - Yeah, take it. - I can't take it. 174 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,574 Please, didn't you say that you wanted to help us? 175 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,831 Just pretend you never saw the money. How hard is that? 176 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,628 Take it. 177 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,459 Take it. 178 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,962 I can't-I can't take a bribe. 179 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,930 But you know what I ca-? 180 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,724 I can take a retainer. 181 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,554 - A retainer? - Yeah, for my services... 182 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,725 as your lawyer. 183 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,313 - You're not our lawyer. - Well, not yet. 184 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:48,991 Look, I know that HHM is shiny and it's slick and it's chock-full of lawyers... 185 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,363 and compared to them I'm like... 186 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,538 a kiddie lemonade stand trying to compete with Walmart... 187 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,080 but here's the thing: 188 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,626 What are you gonna get from me that you won't get from those other guys? 189 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,750 Passion. Commitment. 190 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,252 Ask yourself this: Who found you? 191 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:10,421 I don't see Howard Hamlin ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here. 192 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:14,349 If you're with me, you're my number one client. Morning, noon or night... 193 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:19,146 you call me, I'm there. I would be singularly devoted to you. 194 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,768 Why not? 195 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,318 I'm sorry. 196 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,862 You're just... 197 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,696 Just what? 198 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:37,243 You're the kind of lawyer guilty people hire. 199 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,566 Did it make the paper? 200 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,695 - What? - Did it make the paper? 201 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,697 Did what make the paper? 202 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,451 Okay, well, probably missed the deadline, but check it out tomorrow morning. 203 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:22,876 Front page. The Kettlemans, all four of them, safe and sound. 204 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,704 - Looks like you called it. - Yeah. 205 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,255 Camping, you know? 206 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:32,211 Pretty much right in their own backyard. Well, ahem, five miles above it. Jesus. 207 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,796 The night I had. I got pine nuts in my shoes. 208 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,848 But, I mean, can you believe it? 209 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,888 I guess you can. It's just, you know... 210 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,943 you assume that criminals are gonna be smarter than they are. 211 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:52,067 I don't know, it kind of breaks my heart a little. 212 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,907 Not the loquacious sort, are you? 213 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,867 We can't all be as blessed as you. 214 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,711 - Well, thanks for your help. - Don't mention it. 215 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,165 And, uh, if you ever need any assistance... 216 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,687 Whoa, whoa, why is my client in handcuffs? 217 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:29,983 This man is innocent. 218 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:34,318 He's a victim. Why on earth would he be cuffed? 219 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,445 Go ahead, take them off. There you go. 220 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,573 Free at last. Hey, did he tell you the good news? 221 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,871 Never even kidnapped. How about that? 222 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,746 A family can't go on a vacation without the whole city going on lockdown? 223 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,794 By the way, where's your partner? You lose the coin toss? 224 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,669 Because we expect an apology from him as well as you. 225 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,797 You really don't wanna push your luck with me, scumbag. 226 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,754 We got eyes on you, asshole. One little slip. 227 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,635 - Just one. - Yeah. 228 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,388 Well, you're both very pretty, so... 229 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,977 Well, ahem, I believe I did more than what you asked of me... 230 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:16,782 so that would make us square, yes? 231 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,324 Great. 232 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,654 - You need a ride? - Camping? 233 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,705 - You expect me to believe that shit? - Yeah, I know. 234 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,503 The things people do, huh? 235 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,583 They decide to go camping right after I run my little offer by you? 236 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,466 Could be argued that all of life is one great coincidence. 237 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:47,892 Somebody told those people to, um, go camping. 238 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,306 Somebody warned them. 239 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:55,229 Ahem. They're very woodsy. And between you and me... 240 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,905 they're rash when it comes to the decision-making. 241 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,529 They're not really the plan-ahead types. 242 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,361 Yeah, I'd cut the cute attitude right about now... 243 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:09,292 if I were you. You ratted on me. There will be consequences. 244 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,125 Hey, if somebody warned the Kettlemans... 245 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,503 it was probably somebody who was worried about those kids. 246 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,550 Know how much trouble you caused me? 247 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,757 You didn't need any help getting caught. 248 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,890 Okay? The neighbour ID'd you. You were sloppy. 249 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,849 Any trouble you might have, that's on you. 250 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,859 Not to mention the blood in your van. 251 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,233 Here's a thought: Ajax, Formula 409. 252 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,659 You have no idea the tap dance I had to give those cops to get you out of here. 253 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,363 You gave them probable cause out the wazoo. 254 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:51,168 Now, whoever the somebody is who may have warned the Kettlemans... 255 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,914 got them out of there... 256 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,213 before you did anything even more stupid. 257 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,756 You should be thanking this Good Samaritan... 258 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,431 because whoever he is, he did you a favour. 259 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,484 Okay, I'm thinking hourly here. 260 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,615 There were some special circumstances... 261 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:15,623 so our elite-tier pricing would be $950 an hour. 262 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,250 Round off to 20 hours. 263 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,083 Nineteen thousand. 264 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,553 Plus 1000 for travel expenses. 265 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,007 Consulting fees, 1500. 266 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,843 And, uh, research. 267 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,678 Five for filing fees. 268 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,183 I ate on the road. 269 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,271 And storage fees. 270 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,648 Miscellaneous expenses. 271 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,994 Upon this rock, I will build my church. 272 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,127 Double-breasted or single, sir? 273 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,925 Single. And I want you to cut the arm holes high, okay? 274 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,847 - Of course. - And trim through the middle. Trim. 275 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,593 - Cloth? - Uh, oh- 276 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,017 Well, uh, wool. 277 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,594 Yeah, uh... 278 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,688 Super 170 Tasmanian wool. 279 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,144 - Beautiful choice, sir. - Thanks. 280 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,901 - Uh, navy, all right? Uh... - Yeah. 281 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,654 Uh-huh. Oh, that's it, perfect. Pinstripe. 282 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,655 Shall we discuss shirts? 283 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,615 Okay, I'm gonna need your finest sea-island cotton... 284 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,166 with a white club collar and French cuffs. 285 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,583 I have the very thing. 286 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,037 And I'm assuming you want to see some ties. 287 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:45,250 Yeah, I was picturing something in a light-blue knit. 288 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,881 - Okay. - Oh, and could you make sure... 289 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,679 those are real mother-of-pearl buttons on the shirts? 290 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,056 - Okay? None of this fake plastic crap. - Of course. I'll be right back. 291 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,261 Some coffee, David? 292 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,172 Ah, here we are. 293 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,471 Shall we? 294 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,803 Yeah, let's go. 295 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,053 Mm. Mm-hm. Yeah. 296 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,019 So, um, what do you think? 297 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,816 - Strawberry Fields Forever? - Mm. 298 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,898 No, are you crazy? Not even close. 299 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,278 Yes, it is, look. 300 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:55,203 No, no, it's way more Sassafras Glow. Way more. 301 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,498 Use your eyes. Strawberry Fields Forever. 302 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,416 Ladies, back me up. Hey. 303 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,960 - Sassafras Glow, am I right? - No. 304 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,834 Maybe Rhapsody in Blond, but... 305 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,961 See, they agree with me. 306 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,133 What happened to "the customer is always right"? 307 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,884 - Sassafras Glow. Mix it up, all right? - You're wrong. You see. 308 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,217 Big deal. I'll wash it out in the morning. No biggie, jeez. 309 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,348 It's bleach. It doesn't wash out. 310 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,725 What? It's permanent? 311 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,891 We'll Photoshop the colour, okay? 312 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,567 Change of plan, ladies. 313 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,317 I wanna go with a simple curling iron job, okay? 314 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:34,321 Uh, give me, like, ringlets, you know, on top. 315 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,573 Like Tony Curtis in Spartacus. 316 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,747 Yeah, like the bath scene in Spartacus. 317 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,413 Stop talking about it. Make me beautiful already. 318 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,900 Hello, you've reached the law offices... 319 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,153 of James M. McGill, Esquire, a lawyer you can trust. 320 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,701 Kindly leave your information at the tone... 321 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,826 and Mr. McGill will phone you promptly. 322 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,407 Hey, uh... 323 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,454 It's me. Hi. 324 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:29,164 Anyway, The Thing is playing downtown on Saturday. 325 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,500 Thought you might be up for some Kurt Russell action. 326 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:37,009 I owe you one, so why don't we just grab some dinner first, my treat? 327 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,052 And... 328 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,640 uh, you know, if not, can you give me a call anyway? 329 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,971 I really wanna talk to you. Okay, bye. 330 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,398 - Come in. - Hey. 331 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,601 (Hey. He)'- 332 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,525 - How goes it? - Uh... 333 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,697 Tricky, for sure. 334 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,651 Craig and Betsy really put us in a corner with the police... 335 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,281 not to mention the press. 336 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,581 But this camping story of theirs... 337 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,625 they've been keeping it consistent at least. 338 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:11,123 If it's okay with you, I think I should talk them into hiring a PR firm. 339 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,378 Certainly for the next couple of weeks. 340 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,129 Mm-hm. 341 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,846 So okay on the PR firm? 342 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,101 - Do you have a minute? - Yeah, of course. What's up? 343 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,973 Take a ride with me. 344 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,804 Uh, okay. Uh... 345 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,106 Where are we going? 346 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,337 - Whoa. - Yeah. 347 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,302 Shit. 348 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,463 Yep... 349 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:06,352 That's-I mean, that's my suit, right? 350 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,726 - Am I crazy here? - No, you're not crazy. 351 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,147 Look at the logo. 352 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:15,103 That's our logo. He's just straight-up copying us. 353 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,690 I mean, what the hell is he thinking with this? 354 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:24,529 - Really, he's, you know, a free spirit. - Oh. Yeah. 355 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,034 That's one way to put it. 356 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,660 You two are still friends, right? 357 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,871 - I wouldn't exactly- - You talk, though. 358 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,548 - Not really. - Still, you're the one he called... 359 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,673 when he found the Kettlemans' camped halfway up the Sandias. 360 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,759 He was looking out for his own client, that's all. 361 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:47,264 This isn't the third degree, Kim. I really don't care one way or the other. I just... 362 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,729 He's really forcing my hand here. 363 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,043 - Hey. - Hey. 364 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,469 Am I interrupting? 365 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:26,140 Not at all. Perfect timing. Come on. 366 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,644 Sit. Have a massage, free of charge. 367 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,268 - Okay. - You gotta try the footbath too. 368 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,191 Oh, yeah. Ah. 369 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,565 Give the old dogs a rest. 370 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,908 - Go for the deep-tissue setting- - Is that the small fist? 371 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,662 - Use the-It's three arrows. - I did. I pressed it. 372 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,617 Yeah. Now, you feel it? 373 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:57,546 - Ah. Now, relax, okay? - Okay. 374 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,044 You deserve a break today. 375 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,257 - It's very nice. - Told you. 376 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,092 I get this free every night. 377 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:14,055 - Just one of the perks of salon living. - The others being? 378 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,483 - Free cucumber water, obviously. - Obviously. 379 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,356 Free Mani-pedis? 380 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,483 Uh, deep-discount Mani-pedis. 381 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,405 - Oh. - The ladies still gotta eat, you know? 382 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,609 - Well, it's still a deal. - Yeah. 383 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,241 - You're living like a king, then. - Mm-hm. 384 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,342 What's this? 385 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,425 - Is this a cease and desist? - Yep. 386 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,348 How pissed was he? 387 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,264 His head didn't actually explode, but pretty damn pissed. 388 00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:01,103 - Like this-won't-end-well-for-you pissed. - Yeah. 389 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,937 - How about that? - Jimmy. 390 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,026 This is serious. 391 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,322 - I know. - Do you? 392 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:10,198 I mean, what the hell is with that billboard? 393 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:14,081 I know you have a problem with Hamlin... 394 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,079 but I just don't get your angle here. 395 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,832 Aren't you trying to build your own law practice? 396 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,882 Instead, you're spending God knows how much money turning yourself... 397 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:27,929 into a little Hamlin clone. I mean, why are you making this personal? 398 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:31,177 - It's not personal. - It is so personal. 399 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,850 It is completely and totally personal. 400 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,305 - No, no, no. It's not. Nope. - Yes. Yes, it is. Ugh. 401 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,189 Stop trying to pretend. 402 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,814 I can advertise, can't I? What, do I have to clear everything... 403 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,692 - past the great Howard? - You can advertise all you want. 404 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:48,820 That billboard is not advertising. That is a declaration of war. 405 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,368 - "Declaration of war." - Right at Hamlin's exit. 406 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:54,037 - You know he drives by it every day. - It's business. 407 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,740 I'm building a brand. 408 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,246 You're ripping off a brand. 409 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,711 There is nothing original in that ad. 410 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,959 It certainly doesn't represent Jimmy McGill. 411 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,791 Hey. All right, now, he fired the first shot, okay? 412 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:10,379 Trying to keep me from using my name? My own name, Kim? 413 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,222 I get that. 414 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,557 But this? 415 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,345 - You're better than this. - I'm better than this? 416 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,681 - Yes, you are. - I'm better than this? I'm bet- 417 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,936 Well, you're better than that schmuck Hamlin. 418 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,188 Oh, come on, Jimmy. 419 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,518 You could work anywhere. 420 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,979 You could be somewhere where they appreciate you. 421 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,814 Where they see how valuable you are. 422 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,571 Where, I don't know, maybe they care about you. 423 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,295 Forget it, okay? 424 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,420 If Hamlin wants to come after me, he knows where I am. 425 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:51,003 I'll be ready. Guns blazing. 426 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:12,233 The cease and desist is just the beginning. 427 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,945 The next step is an injunction. You can't win this fight. 428 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,272 Your Honour, I'm a humble solo practitioner... 429 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:51,777 merely trying to ply my trade in an aggressive and evolving marketplace. 430 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,733 As I've argued repeatedly, this is trademark infringement. 431 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,866 Mr. McGill's new logo is an absolute copy of ours. 432 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,826 I think it falls firmly under fair use. 433 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:04,376 Fair use? You're clearly profiting, so fair use doesn't apply. 434 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,670 There are only so many fonts out there. 435 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,998 Does Mr. Hamlin outright own them all? 436 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,506 No. But we've been using this particular font for 12 years now. 437 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:16,384 And it, in concert with our tri-rectangle graphic and Hamlindigo blue... 438 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,558 constitutes a trademark-brand identifier. 439 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,978 Whoa, back up. "Hamlindigo blue"? 440 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,640 Yes. That is our trademark name. 441 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:31,437 Holy crap, you seriously named a colour Hamlindigo? That is... 442 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,238 - Yikes. - "Yikes." 443 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,736 From the man dressed exactly like me. Your Honour... 444 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,694 I feel like I'm in the mirror routine with Groucho Marx. 445 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,200 Like we should be standing waving our arms. 446 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,248 Really? I don't see it. 447 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,826 In addition, the name McGill appears in both logos... 448 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:49,163 which Mr. McGill is hoping to further confuse potential clients. 449 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,294 So I can't advertise under my own name now? 450 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,715 I'm to be penalised... 451 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,840 because I happen to share a name with one of HHM's partners? 452 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,092 You can't take my name from me. 453 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,675 The name is not the problem here, Mr. McGill. 454 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,930 Uh, Mr. Hamlin certainly seems to think so. 455 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,229 I mean, he wants me to change my name... 456 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:08,399 because he claims that, what, it's some kind of threat to his business? 457 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:09,645 Your Honour- 458 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:10,897 This is restraint of trade. 459 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,320 Okay, whatever happened to the free market, huh? 460 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,899 - No, Hamlin here wants you to tell- - Okay, enough, Mr. McGill. 461 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:18,905 I've heard enough. 462 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:23,243 All right, yes, you are within your rights to advertise using your own name. 463 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:28,078 However, in my estimation, the billboard clearly and intentionally... 464 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,129 duplicates elements of the Hamlin Hamlin McGill logo. 465 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:35,133 You're actively copying their established brand for your own gain. 466 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,927 I don't see any other explanation. 467 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,595 - Your Honour- - Jimmy. Jimmy. 468 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,217 Wise up. 469 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:43,346 The billboard must come down within 48 hours. 470 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,430 This is a classic David-versus-Goliath story. 471 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:52,643 I mean, you got your gigantic law firm stomping all over the little guy. 472 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,696 But it's investigative journalism at its best. 473 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,898 It's right up your alley. 474 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,445 Uh-huh. 475 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:05,368 Yeah, okay. Well, let me give you my cell just in case. 476 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,117 Yeah. Thank you. 477 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:20,337 Can I get the news desk, please? I got a hot tip. 478 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,718 Wanna be the station that brought down big law? 479 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,722 You could be like the reporters that brought down big tobacco. 480 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,099 Look, I'm talking Woodward and Bernstein here. 481 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:32,274 Your exposé on predatory ATM fees, that was-Wow. 482 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,351 Well, it's a miscarriage of justice. 483 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,483 And I think your viewers would be very, very interested... 484 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:41,487 and grateful to you for exposing this injustice. 485 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,365 I wouldn't characterise this as a community health risk... 486 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,196 but it's community interest. 487 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:50,706 No, yes, HHM is a pillar of the community. Yes. 488 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,833 No, the war is an important story as well. 489 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,540 That's why this action is so egregious. 490 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:57,920 Sure. Okay. 491 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,469 Well, at least consider the human-interest angle here. 492 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,757 Are you kidding? "Lawyer pulls himself up by his bootstraps... 493 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,560 only to be ground under the heel of the old-money mega-firm"? 494 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,808 That's hearts and minds. 495 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,105 Oh- 496 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,438 Yeah, I have your number too, so... 497 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,816 Yeah, I see. Okay. 498 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,203 Oh, no, no, no, man. Can't touch the goods. 499 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,532 I signed the form. Only I can touch the camera. 500 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,619 Fine. May I suggest you widen the frame to include- 501 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,170 The billboard is the story, okay? 502 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,498 I'm also the story. 503 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,714 - So gotta get me in there. - Okay, so get on your mark. 504 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,137 No offence to your minutes of experience... 505 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,217 but I'd like to see what we got before we do this, okay? Other guy. 506 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,720 Other guy. Only other guy that's here. 507 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,181 Go stand where I was standing. 508 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,022 Shrink down. Shrink down. 509 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,733 Yeah, scrunch. 510 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:39,981 Yeah. 511 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:43,405 Okay, widen the frame, get the billboard. 512 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,824 Okay, now get me. Me, me, me. 513 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,367 No, not me. 514 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,114 Get him. He's me. 515 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,912 Yeah, like that. 516 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,656 - Got it? - Yeah. 517 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,203 Good. 518 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:56,914 Okay. 519 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,962 - Is he in the shot? - No. Dude, just go. 520 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,416 - How do I look? - Great. 521 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,921 Well, uh... 522 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,298 No, this is my good side. Heh. 523 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,882 - Is the billboard in? - Yes. Jesus, just- 524 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,184 You said 100 for one hour, not fricking three. 525 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:15,558 You have a journalistic impulse. You're a go-getter. You know that? 526 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,184 Go get this. 527 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,725 All right, count me down. 528 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,396 In five, four, three... 529 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,446 Gravitas. 530 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:33,280 I'm James McGill. Like most Americans, I'm a self-made man. 531 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,207 I put myself through law school. 532 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,581 Working in the courts as a public defender... 533 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,709 I represented those with nowhere else to turn. 534 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,666 I believe in service. It's what I built my career on. 535 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:49,004 But I've also had a dream, a dream that many of us have. 536 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:52,432 A dream to own my own business. 537 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:58,268 Well, I scrimped and I saved and, finally, I was able to buy one billboard. 538 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,061 A tiny foray... 539 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,361 into advertising for my fledgling law firm. 540 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,149 I've always been told that America is the land of opportunity... 541 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:12,827 and I believed it, until today. Heh. 542 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,827 Not 24 hours after my billboard went up... 543 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,909 a large law firm came after me. 544 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,211 They said that I was hurting their business. 545 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:25,757 They're rich, they're powerful. I'm just one man. 546 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,335 So who do you think the court sided with? 547 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:35,012 So now my little billboard comes down. 548 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,469 Let me tell you something. If they want a fight... 549 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,305 they're gonna get a fight because I'm not giving up- 550 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:44,108 - Aah! - Holy shit. Dude, the dude! 551 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:45,856 - Dude, the dude! - Help! 552 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,108 The worker guy. 553 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,484 Oh, shit. 554 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,861 Please. Get me down! 555 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,488 - Dude. - Okay. Call 911. 556 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,285 Help me. Aah! 557 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,954 - You got a cell? - Yeah, yeah. 558 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,374 - Please. - A guy fell off a billboard... 559 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,679 Unh! Unh! Help me! 560 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,440 I don't think that's very safe! You need to be licensed for that! 561 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,775 Help me. Man. 562 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:36,286 Not looking down. One rung at a time. 563 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,325 Not looking down. 564 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,805 Hurry UP! 565 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,681 Come get me. 566 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,475 Help! 567 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,486 Help me. 568 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,326 - Sir, I'm right here. - Please. 569 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,319 Please. 570 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,911 - Pull me up. - Here. 571 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,621 - Grab my hand. - Pull me up. 572 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,880 Pull me up. 573 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,495 You okay? 574 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,501 Took you long enough. 575 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,847 I was scared, yes. I mean, I'm not really a big fan of heights, let me tell you... 576 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,352 but, you know, something inside me said: 577 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,773 "You have to do this." 578 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:33,319 I'm sure our city's first responders would have been here momentarily... 579 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,319 Jesus, can you believe this guy? 580 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,742 Whole thing was a publicity stunt. It's gotta be. 581 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,286 That's all anybody wants when they're in trouble. 582 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,409 Didn't think life was gonna call on me... 583 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,456 You don't think anyone's gonna buy this? 584 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:49,503 - In an immediate, life-threatening way. - It's hard to say. People love a hero. 585 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,375 You take it as it comes, right? 586 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:55,880 The universe put me in that spot at that moment. Who am I to say no? 587 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:59,759 You know, as a lawyer, well, I help people every day. 588 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,590 Whole thing's a damn stunt. 589 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:05,723 I think my clients know that when they're in trouble, I'm there. 590 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,804 I'm just a guy who was in the right- 591 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,636 You have seven new messages. 592 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:49,270 To listen to your messages, press one. 593 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:54,226 First message. Received at 5:40... 594 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,056 It's just showmanship, Chuck. Ahem. 595 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,768 Yeah, right. 596 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,310 You're early. 597 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,184 - Did you-? - Yeah, I grounded myself. 598 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,810 Hey. Big day- 599 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,812 My phone's ringing off the hook. 600 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,439 I have three consults before lunchtime. 601 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,817 - Three. - That's great, Jimmy. 602 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,443 Yep... 603 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,409 - The worm has turned. - Oh, ha, ha. 604 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:31,202 That's really great. So to what do you credit this sudden change? 605 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:34,000 Well, I gotta admit, you were right. 606 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,543 How so? 607 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,963 Well, you told me to keep plugging and do good work... 608 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,710 and the clients will come. 609 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,010 You know, I'll admit, I almost lost faith a couple times. 610 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:47,589 But the worm has turned. 611 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:55,476 So, what, you've been getting referrals from your PD clients? 612 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,648 Yeah. You know, you work hard... 613 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:01,023 show you got half a brain and people come knocking, like you said. 614 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:04,197 - I just needed to get my face out there. - Oh. 615 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,321 So the prosecutors then, referring clients. 616 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:11,246 Yeah. Yep, exactly. 617 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,493 Was it Bergeron? 618 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:15,576 When I was starting out, she sent me a couple of good ones. 619 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:20,380 Yeah, uh, it was someone on her team, you know. 620 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:24,551 I mean, hey, it just took some elbow grease and clean living. 621 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,879 People noticed. 622 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,006 I knew you had it in you. 623 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,893 I don't see the Journal here. 624 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:39,896 - Oh. Here you go. - No, Albuquerque Journal. It's not here. 625 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,443 Oh, yeah. 626 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:46,022 - I didn't see it outside. - It wasn't out there? It's always out there. 627 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,527 I didn't see it. Heh. 628 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:51,157 Maybe they forgot to deliver it. Maybe some kids grabbed it. 629 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,159 Because if there's one thing kids love, it's local print journalism. 630 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,742 Heh. I don't know what to tell you, you got a ton of reading material. 631 00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:58,997 Look, hey. 632 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,500 Financial Times. 633 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,753 You know, I know Albuquerque is a hub of global intrigue... 634 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:08,712 - but you think that'll tide you over? - Fine, but if it's not here tomorrow... 635 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,467 I need you to call the subscription office. 636 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:11,885 Yeah, will do. 637 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,888 Look, I gotta go. I don't wanna be late. 638 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,515 - Hey, good luck today. - Thanks. 639 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,312 Keep it up. 640 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,312 Hard work looks good on you.