1 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:23,342 You look hungry, my friend. 2 00:00:23,377 --> 00:00:25,527 Have some of the best chili for Christmas. 3 00:00:25,528 --> 00:00:26,961 Chili? 4 00:00:26,996 --> 00:00:29,330 For Christmas? 5 00:00:29,365 --> 00:00:31,621 Oh. That's Robin, that is. 6 00:00:33,469 --> 00:00:36,103 Nobody move. I'm here for the money. 7 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:38,339 Tea-leafin' a soup kitchen? Are you Patrick Swayze? 8 00:00:38,374 --> 00:00:40,474 Hey, Kris Kringle, give me the cash donations 9 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:42,577 before I paint these walls with Christmas cheer. 10 00:00:46,282 --> 00:00:48,049 You don't want to do that, son. 11 00:00:48,084 --> 00:00:49,951 Oh, and you want to die? 12 00:00:49,986 --> 00:00:52,520 Everyone, no matter what their choices are, 13 00:00:52,555 --> 00:00:56,490 have the potential for good. 14 00:00:56,526 --> 00:00:58,793 You've done some good things in the past. 15 00:00:58,828 --> 00:01:00,127 Maybe not many, 16 00:01:00,163 --> 00:01:03,931 but there is something, someone, you want to... 17 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:07,268 you need to be better for. 18 00:01:07,303 --> 00:01:09,804 A family member. 19 00:01:09,839 --> 00:01:13,241 Ah, a mother... 20 00:01:13,276 --> 00:01:16,444 a mother who believed in you no matter what. 21 00:01:16,479 --> 00:01:17,845 You shut up. 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,916 Oh. So little human kindness 23 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,451 ever shown to you, my poor boy. 24 00:01:23,486 --> 00:01:26,988 But it is there. 25 00:01:27,023 --> 00:01:28,589 Be what she wanted. 26 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:31,058 Be a better version of who you are. 27 00:01:31,094 --> 00:01:33,027 It's not too late, son. 28 00:01:33,062 --> 00:01:36,931 It's never too late to take in the Christmas spirit. 29 00:01:42,572 --> 00:01:44,105 Isn't that better? 30 00:01:47,644 --> 00:01:49,443 Ack! 31 00:01:49,479 --> 00:01:52,313 Mistletoe. 32 00:01:52,348 --> 00:01:57,251 - A trick... - to reveal myself. 33 00:02:00,769 --> 00:02:04,769 00:02:06,770 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 35 00:02:31,087 --> 00:02:35,056 Oh, no. Really? We have to do this here? 36 00:02:35,091 --> 00:02:37,491 Plus, I just spent a week clearing all this. 37 00:02:37,527 --> 00:02:39,393 Which one of you messed it up? 38 00:02:39,429 --> 00:02:42,063 No, not them. The Annex. 39 00:02:42,098 --> 00:02:45,099 This is an interface to the library, 40 00:02:45,134 --> 00:02:47,234 and that was Flynn's workspace, 41 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:51,505 so the Annex will always reset it to his specifications, huh. 42 00:02:53,276 --> 00:02:56,377 He's the Librarian, so his settings take precedence. 43 00:02:56,412 --> 00:02:58,145 He belongs here. 44 00:02:58,181 --> 00:03:00,247 And I don't?! 45 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:03,551 I don't belong here! 46 00:03:03,557 --> 00:03:06,942 Now I'm talking to the building, just like him. 47 00:03:06,943 --> 00:03:08,208 Wonderful. 48 00:03:08,244 --> 00:03:11,111 Why are you all so into this, anyway? 49 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:14,615 By "this," do you mean the most joyous holiday of the entire year? 50 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:15,883 Oh, it's good family fun... 51 00:03:15,918 --> 00:03:17,918 nieces and nephews ripping through presents, 52 00:03:17,955 --> 00:03:19,621 your grandparents singing. 53 00:03:19,655 --> 00:03:21,689 I get to see my cousins once a year. 54 00:03:21,725 --> 00:03:23,191 Go out, play a little pool. 55 00:03:23,225 --> 00:03:24,658 Every once in a while, 56 00:03:24,695 --> 00:03:27,262 get in a bar brawl on Christmas Eve. 57 00:03:27,296 --> 00:03:28,529 A Christmas-Eve bar brawl? 58 00:03:28,564 --> 00:03:31,098 Yeah. Oh, I miss it. 59 00:03:31,133 --> 00:03:34,168 My parents felt that it would stunt the development 60 00:03:34,203 --> 00:03:36,637 of my intellectual rigor to expose me 61 00:03:36,672 --> 00:03:39,740 to supernatural fallacies during my formative years. 62 00:03:41,278 --> 00:03:43,278 They told me Santa wasn't real at a very young age. 63 00:03:45,848 --> 00:03:50,084 I wish I'd had even just a little while to believe. 64 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,554 Jones, don't tell me you're buying into all this. 65 00:03:52,588 --> 00:03:54,021 Oh, I actually love Christmas. 66 00:03:54,056 --> 00:03:55,756 All those valuables lying around, 67 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:57,759 clearly marked by wrapping paper and bows. 68 00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,960 Come on. That's all just an act. 69 00:03:59,997 --> 00:04:01,274 I know there's good inside of you. 70 00:04:01,298 --> 00:04:04,165 Yeah, there are days where I... 71 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,234 Wish I could see what it's like to be the good guy. 72 00:04:07,269 --> 00:04:10,304 What? Um, no. Listen. 73 00:04:10,339 --> 00:04:12,072 Gretchen, of course. No, he's not here. 74 00:04:12,108 --> 00:04:13,774 Why would he be here, Gretchen? 75 00:04:13,809 --> 00:04:15,755 Yes. No. All right, fine. We'll get on it right away. 76 00:04:15,779 --> 00:04:18,813 Christmas is canceled. Thank you! 77 00:04:18,848 --> 00:04:20,948 No, I mean Christmas is canceled for the whole world. 78 00:04:20,983 --> 00:04:22,950 And soon after, the whole world will be cancelled 79 00:04:22,985 --> 00:04:24,952 because Santa Claus has disappeared. 80 00:04:24,987 --> 00:04:26,153 Follow me. 81 00:04:26,188 --> 00:04:28,355 What?! Doh! 82 00:04:30,627 --> 00:04:31,926 Santa is real?! 83 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:33,761 Santa Claus is real? 84 00:04:33,796 --> 00:04:35,229 Santa's not real. 85 00:04:35,265 --> 00:04:36,331 Santa is real. 86 00:04:36,366 --> 00:04:37,799 Santa is real! 87 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:40,634 Not exactly in the sense that you understand. 88 00:04:40,669 --> 00:04:43,203 Now, the... the being often called "Santa"... 89 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:44,338 Not calling him Santa. 90 00:04:44,373 --> 00:04:46,640 ...is an immortal avatar of goodwill. 91 00:04:46,676 --> 00:04:48,943 All year long, he travels around the world 92 00:04:48,978 --> 00:04:51,345 witnessing, participating in acts of kindness, 93 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:54,014 humanity, absorbing all of that good spirit. 94 00:04:54,051 --> 00:04:56,084 On Christmas Eve, he rises into the atmosphere, 95 00:04:56,118 --> 00:05:00,254 releases all of that goodwill back into the human race, 96 00:05:00,289 --> 00:05:03,724 recharging our karmic battery, as it were. 97 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:05,279 Without Santa... Not calling him Santa. 98 00:05:05,294 --> 00:05:08,228 Doing this, the human race will run out of goodwill. 99 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:11,331 Every city on the planet will be burning by Groundhog day. 100 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:13,801 So that's why everyone's always cranky around the holidays... 101 00:05:13,836 --> 00:05:15,247 because we're running low on goodwill. 102 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,671 Precisely. Now, when Mrs. Claus called... 103 00:05:17,706 --> 00:05:18,772 Mrs. Claus is real?! 104 00:05:18,808 --> 00:05:21,075 Oh, shiny balls. Yes. 105 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:24,044 When Gretchen called, she said last time he checked in, 106 00:05:24,081 --> 00:05:26,047 he was in a soup kitchen in London. 107 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:28,783 Fire up the back door. You're all going. Come on. 108 00:05:28,819 --> 00:05:30,385 Yes! 109 00:05:30,419 --> 00:05:33,253 Still not calling him Santa. 110 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:36,356 What do you mean, have I seen me? I'm right here. 111 00:05:36,392 --> 00:05:38,392 Not you. Santa Claus. 112 00:05:38,427 --> 00:05:40,227 She's out of her bacon. 113 00:05:40,263 --> 00:05:41,729 My what? 114 00:05:41,765 --> 00:05:44,065 Your mind. It's cockney rhyming slang. 115 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,399 Bacon rind, mind. 116 00:05:45,435 --> 00:05:47,268 Are there any languages you don't speak? 117 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:50,804 Well, my Urdu's a little rusty. 118 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:53,173 No. Um, I'm sorry. Who was grabbed? 119 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:55,809 Well, a heap of coke with a funky titfer serving chili. 120 00:05:55,845 --> 00:05:57,211 Heap of coke, titfer... 121 00:05:57,246 --> 00:05:59,680 his Jeep was revoked with a zipper. 122 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:02,050 No. Bloke in a hat. It's tit for tat. 123 00:06:02,084 --> 00:06:03,317 Yeah, chili was Mae West. 124 00:06:03,352 --> 00:06:05,252 Mae West... Santa's taking a day of rest. 125 00:06:05,287 --> 00:06:08,188 Mae West... the best. Stop. 126 00:06:08,224 --> 00:06:11,091 Got taken off by a bat and ball and a bunch sporting tattoos. 127 00:06:11,128 --> 00:06:13,294 Tattoos... they were playing kazoos. 128 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:15,095 No. I mean they had tattoos. 129 00:06:15,132 --> 00:06:17,298 This one here, eh? Nothing in the loaf. 130 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,333 Actually, she she's got more lemons 131 00:06:19,401 --> 00:06:20,901 in her head than you'll ever have. 132 00:06:22,772 --> 00:06:25,140 Lemon tart. Smarts. 133 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:26,441 I'm trying 134 00:06:26,475 --> 00:06:28,342 Can you describe these people for me? 135 00:06:28,378 --> 00:06:29,978 Uh, well, 136 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:31,424 one of them had a right fine pair of reds. 137 00:06:31,448 --> 00:06:33,882 Uh-huh. Red rubies, for... 138 00:06:33,916 --> 00:06:35,983 Yeah. 139 00:06:37,187 --> 00:06:40,021 These tattoos... Joe Blakes? 140 00:06:40,055 --> 00:06:43,390 You're a sharp wooden plank. 141 00:06:43,425 --> 00:06:45,726 Santa's not missing. 142 00:06:45,762 --> 00:06:46,995 He was grabbed. 143 00:06:47,029 --> 00:06:48,795 Local surveillance cameras use Wi-Fi, 144 00:06:48,831 --> 00:06:49,908 so I popped open the hard drives. 145 00:06:49,932 --> 00:06:51,131 There's no sign of him. 146 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:52,966 The people who grabbed him... tattoos. 147 00:06:53,002 --> 00:06:55,469 Joe Blakes... snakes. 148 00:06:55,504 --> 00:06:58,005 Serpent Brotherhood. 149 00:06:59,242 --> 00:07:00,909 It's him. Him who? 150 00:07:00,943 --> 00:07:02,976 From the Serpent Brotherhood. 151 00:07:03,012 --> 00:07:06,246 You all met Lamia, but I'm the only one who met him. 152 00:07:06,282 --> 00:07:07,447 He's the boss. 153 00:07:07,484 --> 00:07:09,217 Um... Dulaque. 154 00:07:11,254 --> 00:07:13,021 Dulaque? 155 00:07:13,056 --> 00:07:15,223 Of course! 156 00:07:15,258 --> 00:07:17,525 That's what he's calling himself. 157 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:20,929 Of course. 158 00:07:20,964 --> 00:07:22,497 Uh, quick question, Jenkins. 159 00:07:22,532 --> 00:07:24,265 What the hell are you talking about? 160 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:27,301 If Dulaque and the Serpent Brotherhood have Santa, 161 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:29,504 at least we know what happens next. 162 00:07:29,539 --> 00:07:31,272 Dulaque kills him. 163 00:07:46,415 --> 00:07:47,654 Ho, ho, ho. 164 00:07:47,827 --> 00:07:50,861 Santa was not expecting this turn of events. 165 00:07:50,897 --> 00:07:53,497 Santa wouldn't, would he? 166 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:56,234 Santa has spent a year 167 00:07:56,269 --> 00:08:00,771 gathering a magical power from the entire human race. 168 00:08:00,807 --> 00:08:04,842 So we will kill him precisely at midnight... 169 00:08:04,877 --> 00:08:06,544 Kill Santa? 170 00:08:06,579 --> 00:08:08,879 Well, that's one way to end up on the naughty list. 171 00:08:08,915 --> 00:08:12,583 ...thus releasing the power of his magic onto us. 172 00:08:12,619 --> 00:08:15,386 Why not kill him now? Forget all the pageantry. 173 00:08:15,421 --> 00:08:18,589 The closer to midnight, the more power we harvest. 174 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,658 Santa's very disappointed in you, Lamia. 175 00:08:21,928 --> 00:08:24,462 Santa knows why you want to do this, 176 00:08:24,497 --> 00:08:27,231 but Santa also knows it's the wrong way. 177 00:08:28,334 --> 00:08:31,902 Santa knows that you want to help people deep down. 178 00:08:31,938 --> 00:08:33,404 He knows that... kah! 179 00:08:38,211 --> 00:08:43,347 Mistletoe, poinsettia, and holly. 180 00:08:43,383 --> 00:08:47,318 Take him to the library. We'll finish him at midnight. 181 00:08:47,353 --> 00:08:49,665 If all they have to do is kill him, there's no need to move him. 182 00:08:49,689 --> 00:08:50,921 He's still in London. 183 00:08:50,957 --> 00:08:52,301 You remember where Dulaque's office was 184 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:53,291 the first time you were there? 185 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:54,558 I didn't see his address. 186 00:08:54,594 --> 00:08:55,994 I was in the car. I was blindfolded. 187 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:58,329 Well, that's a start. Better than a start. 188 00:08:58,364 --> 00:09:00,398 One thing every thief knows... 189 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:02,311 London is the most heavily surveilled city in the world. 190 00:09:02,335 --> 00:09:03,912 Average person gets caught on camera 300 times a day. 191 00:09:03,936 --> 00:09:05,636 But I think they'd be pretty careful 192 00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:07,204 not to catch Santa on camera. 193 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,960 Yeah, but what about you on your first trip? 194 00:09:08,975 --> 00:09:11,256 Were they that careful with you? 195 00:09:15,948 --> 00:09:17,715 Good having a thief. Yeah. 196 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,662 Still, there's half a million cameras in London itself, 197 00:09:19,686 --> 00:09:20,918 and we got to narrow it down. 198 00:09:20,953 --> 00:09:22,398 All right, you've got a photographic memory. 199 00:09:22,422 --> 00:09:23,699 What do you got from that first visit? 200 00:09:23,723 --> 00:09:25,356 But I didn't see anything. 201 00:09:25,391 --> 00:09:27,291 Skip sight. Other senses. 202 00:09:27,327 --> 00:09:29,360 Okay. 203 00:09:29,395 --> 00:09:31,962 We landed at Heathrow. 204 00:09:31,998 --> 00:09:34,932 Then we took a helicopter into the city. 205 00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:37,568 Not too many helicopter landing spots in the city. 206 00:09:37,603 --> 00:09:40,371 Helicopter, whirlybird, 207 00:09:40,406 --> 00:09:41,950 Bernoulli's principle exploited by Sikorsky... 208 00:09:41,974 --> 00:09:44,241 Cassandra, Cassandra, listen. Focus, all right? 209 00:09:44,277 --> 00:09:47,311 Just don't see it. Listen. 210 00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:49,380 Okay. 211 00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,015 We were high up. 212 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:53,384 Then we drove for five and a half minutes. 213 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:55,353 And there was a bridge in the middle. 214 00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:56,687 North or south? 215 00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:58,956 The car was warmer on the right-hand side 216 00:09:58,991 --> 00:10:01,726 in the morning, so we were going north. 217 00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:03,627 Got a radius. 218 00:10:03,663 --> 00:10:05,607 And nicely for us, a lot of them are police and city cameras, 219 00:10:05,631 --> 00:10:07,531 and they do not wipe their hard drives. 220 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:10,301 So we'll go into the police servers... That ain't legal. 221 00:10:10,336 --> 00:10:13,337 Not even remotely. 222 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,273 Got a street, not a building. 223 00:10:16,309 --> 00:10:18,809 It was really, really old. Then we got it. 224 00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:22,313 That's the Chamberlain house right there on that street. 225 00:10:22,348 --> 00:10:24,415 It's a classic Victorian. It was designed by Bevins. 226 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,050 Very historical building. 227 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:27,952 Thought you did art, not architecture. 228 00:10:27,987 --> 00:10:30,488 Architecture is just art we live in. 229 00:10:30,523 --> 00:10:32,723 Why doesn't anybody get that? 230 00:10:46,372 --> 00:10:48,506 Shh. 231 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:49,974 I was just... there's not a lot 232 00:10:50,009 --> 00:10:53,511 of 3,000-year-old Nefertiti busts laying around. 233 00:10:53,546 --> 00:10:55,413 No, there are not. 234 00:10:57,016 --> 00:10:58,883 You'd be Stone, then. 235 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:01,352 I've read your work. You're quite gifted. 236 00:11:01,387 --> 00:11:03,654 Pity you don't have the courage 237 00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,956 to publish under your own name. 238 00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:07,858 Hello, darling. 239 00:11:07,894 --> 00:11:10,728 "Darlin'"? 240 00:11:10,763 --> 00:11:13,798 Last time I saw you, you were trying to murder me with a sword. 241 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:17,835 I don't get out the Katana to murder just anybody, cowboy. 242 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:20,438 You're special. 243 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:24,508 And the Guardian. 244 00:11:24,544 --> 00:11:27,745 Last time I saw you, 245 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:29,880 you were in that green dress. 246 00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:35,619 No Librarian to protect you this time, love. 247 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,855 And, really, what sort of Guardian 248 00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:40,391 needs to be saved by her Librarian? 249 00:11:42,094 --> 00:11:43,627 Kill them. 250 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:44,929 But no guns. 251 00:11:44,964 --> 00:11:46,630 I don't want anything in here damaged. 252 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,467 Is this yours, this, uh... 253 00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:50,768 what is this, a Qiao Bin? Oh. 254 00:11:50,803 --> 00:11:52,736 Look at the blue design under the underglaze. 255 00:11:52,772 --> 00:11:54,905 Quite brilliant. His signature. 256 00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:56,474 What do you think this is? 257 00:11:56,509 --> 00:11:59,143 You think this is late 1426, maybe early 1427? 258 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:01,579 I reckon there's probably only like one of these 259 00:12:01,614 --> 00:12:02,913 in the whole world, huh? 260 00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:04,048 You wouldn't. 261 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,416 No, I w... I mean, well... 262 00:12:07,753 --> 00:12:09,131 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do we got here? What is it... 263 00:12:09,155 --> 00:12:10,788 1,000-year-old Kublai Khan? 264 00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:12,000 Probably worth about $20 million. 265 00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,591 Take a look at that, Baird. 266 00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:15,926 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh-oh. 267 00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:17,628 Mm, no thanks. Lamia? 268 00:12:17,663 --> 00:12:18,829 Put it down. 269 00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:20,431 No! 270 00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:21,732 Are these Tibetan? Mm... 271 00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:25,736 What do you think? Hooks to the back. 272 00:12:25,771 --> 00:12:27,705 That's it. Thank you. Look at this. 273 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,718 Oh, what do we got, huh? Here you go. Take that one. 274 00:12:29,742 --> 00:12:31,442 Want that one? Take that one. Stop it! 275 00:12:31,477 --> 00:12:35,479 Why are you d... why are you doing this? 276 00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:42,953 Whoa! 277 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,624 Ah. 278 00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:51,495 Down the chimney. Well done. 279 00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:53,063 You're Santa Claus! 280 00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:54,798 Indeed, Cassandra Cillian. 281 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,066 Santa knows my name! 282 00:12:56,102 --> 00:12:57,635 You don't look like the pictures. 283 00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:58,969 Ho, ho, oh. 284 00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:01,739 Santa does not look like any of the pictures, 285 00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:04,508 but all the pictures look like Santa, Ezekiel Jones. 286 00:13:04,544 --> 00:13:05,843 Santa knows my name. 287 00:13:05,878 --> 00:13:07,511 Oh, you're in Santa's book. 288 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:09,213 Same book as her? 289 00:13:11,017 --> 00:13:12,750 You've been a little naughty. 290 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,687 Why are you doing this? 291 00:13:16,722 --> 00:13:18,222 They're stalling. 292 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,157 Get to Santa! 293 00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:37,107 It's a, uh, one-of-a-kind Tibetan Kubera. 294 00:13:37,143 --> 00:13:39,109 I-I couldn't live with myself. 295 00:13:45,651 --> 00:13:48,686 Did they go up the chimney? 296 00:13:48,721 --> 00:13:50,754 They won't get far. 297 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:54,124 Santa won't be feeling quite himself. 298 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,549 It's Santa Claus. 299 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:03,716 Like, for real. 300 00:14:04,987 --> 00:14:07,388 Jacob Stone, sir. 301 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,722 Santa knows you. Both incarnations of you. 302 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:10,935 All right, get him to the nearest door 303 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,859 Jenkins can home in on. No. 304 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,761 Santa needs to be at the North Pole tonight. 305 00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:15,962 Santa needs his sleigh. 306 00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,997 Number 943 307 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,900 in "things I thought I'd never say but I'm saying in this job." 308 00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:24,470 Okay, Santa. Where'd you park your sleigh? 309 00:14:24,506 --> 00:14:27,073 Well, Santa hid it nearby, along the railroad tracks. 310 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:29,342 And you're gonna talk in the third-person all day. 311 00:14:29,377 --> 00:14:30,810 Awesome. All right. 312 00:14:30,845 --> 00:14:32,045 Standard asset protection... 313 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,580 they already believe you two have him. 314 00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:34,725 Draw 'em off while I run escort to transport. 315 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:35,915 All right. 316 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:38,351 How do we get their attention? 317 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,956 Oh, this should be interesting. 318 00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:46,459 You suck at being subtle. Work with that. 319 00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:53,032 We have them. 320 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,834 They're heading north. 321 00:14:56,404 --> 00:14:58,438 Santa always hides his sleigh. 322 00:14:58,473 --> 00:14:59,806 Not smelling reindeer. 323 00:14:59,841 --> 00:15:01,774 Santa senses that Eve Baird 324 00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:04,077 does not have the Christmas spirit. 325 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,580 Pal, I've known immortal things before. 326 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,527 People may call you Santa, but you're not "Santa" Santa. 327 00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:10,883 Oh, ho, ho! 328 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:14,053 Santa will prove it to you when you Se... 329 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:17,624 somebody jacked Santa's ride. Awesome. 330 00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:32,438 Here you go, mate. 331 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,684 We got to go. What are you doing? 332 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:36,643 Uh, I have no idea. 333 00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:38,511 Come on. 334 00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:43,416 Okay, there's a little truck thingy. 335 00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:47,420 We get to the truck, we're gonna... 336 00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,132 Oh! 337 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,401 Oh! Ha, ha! 338 00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:03,102 Oh. Aah! Ha, ha, ha. 339 00:16:03,138 --> 00:16:05,038 What did you... what is that? 340 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,910 A doll? 341 00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:12,979 Why is there a doll in my boot? 342 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:17,083 Because he's Nicholas... Nicholas the Wondermaker. 343 00:16:17,118 --> 00:16:20,086 Santa Claus has different incarnations throughout history. 344 00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:22,855 Different cultures manifested him different ways. 345 00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:24,924 Nicholas the Wondermaker was a prankster. 346 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:26,726 He hid gifts in children's shoes. 347 00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:28,027 This makes no sense. 348 00:16:28,063 --> 00:16:29,473 He hasn't been Nicholas in centuries. 349 00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:31,698 Hey, don't be Nicholas. 350 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,936 Whoa. 351 00:16:36,971 --> 00:16:38,171 Santa's having a hard time 352 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,039 keeping his incarnations straight. 353 00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:41,808 Tell Jenkins that Santa was poisoned. 354 00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:44,477 Wait, poisoned? Santa's almost all-powerful. 355 00:16:44,512 --> 00:16:46,446 He shouldn't be affected by poison. 356 00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:49,048 Santa is without the talisman of his current form. 357 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:50,717 Talisman? 358 00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:53,119 It's what defines each version of Santa. 359 00:16:53,154 --> 00:16:55,088 Uh, the stick is Nicholas. The hat... 360 00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:58,224 The hat? Wait, he doesn't have his hat? 361 00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:01,494 I gave it to Ezekiel. Will it affect him? 362 00:17:01,529 --> 00:17:03,596 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 363 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,199 ♪ fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 364 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,734 ♪ 'tis the season... ♪ 365 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,602 Please kill me. ♪ ...To be jolly ♪ 366 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,003 ♪ fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 367 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:13,239 ♪ now we don our gay apparel ♪ 368 00:17:13,274 --> 00:17:16,609 Listen, you keep moving. Santa is very powerful magic. 369 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,545 They'll be able to track him if you stop moving. 370 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,147 Great... road trip 371 00:17:21,182 --> 00:17:24,484 with a psychotic shape-shifting avatar of goodwill. 372 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,786 Santa thinks that will be a mouthful to say every time 373 00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,488 you want to get Santa's attention. 374 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,789 Fine. 375 00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:31,657 Nick. 376 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:33,693 I'll go with Nick. 377 00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:37,497 Santa does not understand why Colonel Baird hates Christmas. 378 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:38,998 The real Santa would. 379 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:42,201 Especially because Santa knows why your first name is... 380 00:17:42,237 --> 00:17:44,670 Don't! 381 00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:47,840 Don't even consider it. 382 00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:49,208 Ho, ho... and don't "ho." 383 00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:50,910 Well, ho... Nick, don't "ho." 384 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,112 You have to let Santa get to the third "ho." 385 00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:55,081 Otherwise, it sticks in Santa's head. 386 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,582 I don't care. 387 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,120 Ho, ho... 388 00:18:01,156 --> 00:18:03,055 I hear you. 389 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,933 Hmm. 390 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,803 Off-key humming for hours of a Christmas Carol. 391 00:18:16,838 --> 00:18:18,271 Aces. 392 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,007 Colonel Baird really seems to be on Christmas' case. 393 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:23,142 I just... 394 00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:24,744 Christmas Carols are annoying. 395 00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:26,979 Christmas is annoying. 396 00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:28,648 Listen to yourself. 397 00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:30,661 Christmas is the holiday that brings everybody together. 398 00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:32,652 Yeah, that's the story. 399 00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,887 That's it. Look at us. We're all together. 400 00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:37,824 I've been on a dozen tours, and every Christmas Eve, 401 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:40,993 everybody gets drunk and tells each other the same story. 402 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:43,896 "We're all together on this night in this place..." 403 00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:45,198 It's a good story. 404 00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:48,701 It's just a story. 405 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,737 Save me. 406 00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,873 Colonel Baird, have you reached the North Pole yet? 407 00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:57,109 Jenkins, do you expect me to drive to the North Pole? 408 00:18:57,145 --> 00:18:58,344 Santa can get us there. 409 00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:00,746 Santa's sleigh has the power of flight, 410 00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:03,049 but Santa is the one that makes it go fast. 411 00:19:14,929 --> 00:19:16,195 Ho, ho... 412 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,735 Jenkins, we're nowhere near the North Pole. 413 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,970 We're in Canada. 414 00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:25,938 Why aren't we at the North Pole? 415 00:19:25,974 --> 00:19:28,074 We're out of gas. 416 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:36,086 Colonel Baird got Santa out of London, 417 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:39,520 but there is no way to get him to the North Pole in time. 418 00:19:39,556 --> 00:19:42,123 How about we just all hold hands, bow our heads, 419 00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:45,560 and be grateful that we're all here safe together? 420 00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:47,695 I don't feel so well. 421 00:19:47,731 --> 00:19:50,031 Mm. It's the hat. Christmas magic. 422 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:51,866 You might want to tell him to take it off. 423 00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,501 Nah. Oh? 424 00:19:53,536 --> 00:19:55,536 Wait. Does it have to be the North Pole? 425 00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:58,539 This is about Ley lines, right? 426 00:19:58,575 --> 00:20:00,842 Santa releases the magic power at midnight. 427 00:20:00,877 --> 00:20:03,878 That power travels through the world using the Ley lines. 428 00:20:03,913 --> 00:20:06,080 Yes, and the northern ones are the most powerful, 429 00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:08,716 hence the legend of Santa, North Pole... pole, polarity. 430 00:20:08,752 --> 00:20:10,485 I got it, all right? 431 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:13,454 All right, one more. 432 00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,790 Flynn! 433 00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:18,126 Okay. Um, I have an idea. 434 00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:20,862 But I'm gonna need satellite maps, 435 00:20:20,897 --> 00:20:22,230 a Farmer's Almanac, 436 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:25,066 and, uh, plasma quantum dynamics charts. 437 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:27,802 Also, some of that 438 00:20:27,837 --> 00:20:29,837 I'm s... do you smell hot chocolate? 439 00:20:29,873 --> 00:20:31,606 Uh... 440 00:20:37,547 --> 00:20:39,881 Don't forget the cinnamon sticks. 441 00:20:39,916 --> 00:20:42,083 Oh! Oven's ready for the cookies! 442 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,788 Where do you reckon he got the apron? 443 00:20:46,823 --> 00:20:50,224 What? I 444 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:53,795 We're in Canada in the middle of nowhere, out of gas. 445 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,830 - Good rescue. - Colonel Baird, it's all right. 446 00:20:55,865 --> 00:20:57,598 Cassandra believes she has a plan. 447 00:20:57,634 --> 00:21:00,868 I don't think we need to go all the way to the North Pole. 448 00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:03,704 I think we can tap in using the Northern Lights 449 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,706 as a plasma conductor into the Ley line. 450 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,041 Why can't I stop stuffing? 451 00:21:07,076 --> 00:21:08,643 That would work, 452 00:21:08,678 --> 00:21:10,812 but we need the strongest possible Aurora Borealis, 453 00:21:10,847 --> 00:21:12,046 which happens... 454 00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:13,748 There, somewhere over Alaska. 455 00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:15,550 How exactly am I supposed to get to Alaska? 456 00:21:15,585 --> 00:21:16,951 No, no, no. It's all right. 457 00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:19,220 There is a commercial shipping airport near you. 458 00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:23,090 What part of "out of gas" are we unclear on? 459 00:21:23,126 --> 00:21:26,194 Colonel Baird, I will send Cassandra and Ezekiel ahead 460 00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:28,095 to arrange a plane to transport you 461 00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:30,031 to the site of the Aurora Borealis. 462 00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,968 And Mr. Stone will meet you... 463 00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:35,269 Here... small town very near you. 464 00:21:35,305 --> 00:21:36,838 He'll get a car, 465 00:21:36,873 --> 00:21:39,040 and he'll transport you to the airport. Good luck. 466 00:21:41,044 --> 00:21:42,577 What now? 467 00:21:42,612 --> 00:21:46,214 Now, Nick, we walk. 468 00:21:58,761 --> 00:22:00,728 Yeah. 469 00:22:00,763 --> 00:22:02,597 Yep, there you go. 470 00:22:02,632 --> 00:22:04,065 There's the Christmas spirit. 471 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,734 Mr. Hank Perry of Moose Jaw is just having a bad day. 472 00:22:06,769 --> 00:22:08,269 Like I said, 473 00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:10,216 I've seen a dozen Christmases in a dozen countries. 474 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,174 More if Colonel Baird counts the army bases she lived on as a child. 475 00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:15,109 Hey, don't do that. 476 00:22:15,144 --> 00:22:17,612 Don't use your power for personal stuff. 477 00:22:17,647 --> 00:22:19,113 Don't. Santa's sorry. 478 00:22:19,148 --> 00:22:20,581 Accepted. 479 00:22:20,617 --> 00:22:22,984 But maybe that's why Colonel Baird feels like 480 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:25,019 she has no place where she belongs. 481 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:28,089 But as long as you're with other people, you belong. 482 00:22:28,124 --> 00:22:30,024 The entire human race belongs together. 483 00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:31,659 All those Christmases, 484 00:22:31,694 --> 00:22:34,061 I was in places that completely disproved that theory. 485 00:22:34,097 --> 00:22:37,064 I was there because people were fighting, 486 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,100 hurting each other, doing things that I, that they, 487 00:22:39,102 --> 00:22:42,803 that nobody could ever make right on Christmas. 488 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,939 Colonel Baird is correct. 489 00:22:44,974 --> 00:22:48,709 A human action, once taken, can never be changed. 490 00:22:48,745 --> 00:22:50,111 But a human heart... 491 00:22:50,146 --> 00:22:52,380 that can always be changed. 492 00:22:56,819 --> 00:22:58,286 Town's up ahead. 493 00:22:58,321 --> 00:23:02,256 Ho, ho... 494 00:23:09,232 --> 00:23:11,999 All right. Stay out of trouble. 495 00:23:12,036 --> 00:23:13,869 I'm going to call Stone. 496 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,080 Hi. Um... 497 00:23:26,115 --> 00:23:28,115 Is that the plane being held for Colonel Baird? 498 00:23:28,151 --> 00:23:30,117 Yeah, it is. I'm your pilot. 499 00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:32,286 Midnight flight on Christmas Eve, eh? Yep. 500 00:23:32,322 --> 00:23:34,121 You trying to see the sleigh? 501 00:23:34,157 --> 00:23:37,158 People do that sometimes. Something wrong there, mate? 502 00:23:37,193 --> 00:23:39,794 You don't seem to have the traditional holiday spirit. 503 00:23:39,829 --> 00:23:42,263 I promised my fiancée we'd spend tonight together, 504 00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:44,265 and then I got called on this flight. 505 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,767 Oh. Well, we won't be long, 506 00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:49,136 so you'll have plenty of time to celebrate afterwards. 507 00:23:49,172 --> 00:23:52,139 Yeah, you're right, and I need the cash for the wedding. 508 00:23:52,175 --> 00:23:55,776 But you'd really love to be with her right now, eh? 509 00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:58,746 I mean, that'd be your Christmas wish? 510 00:23:58,781 --> 00:24:00,247 More than anything. 511 00:24:00,283 --> 00:24:02,750 No. No. 512 00:24:05,288 --> 00:24:06,354 Yes. Oh, no. 513 00:24:06,389 --> 00:24:07,433 Yeah! No! No! Yes! Oh, dear. 514 00:24:07,457 --> 00:24:09,090 No. No. Yes. No. Ezekiel? 515 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,758 Ezekiel, no. 516 00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:12,927 Go be with the one you love! 517 00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:14,996 Don't listen to me... yes. 518 00:24:15,031 --> 00:24:18,032 Uh, we're okay without you. 519 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,233 Are you sure? 520 00:24:19,268 --> 00:24:20,901 Absolutely. Here. 521 00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:22,370 No. 522 00:24:22,405 --> 00:24:24,872 Love is the supreme power. It trumps everything. 523 00:24:24,907 --> 00:24:26,307 Why am I doing this? 524 00:24:26,342 --> 00:24:27,942 Go be with the one you love. 525 00:24:27,977 --> 00:24:30,044 Take this as a wedding gift. 526 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,847 Oh. Hugs. Um, okay. 527 00:24:32,882 --> 00:24:35,082 Oh, my gosh. You're the nicest guy in the world. 528 00:24:35,118 --> 00:24:36,317 Thank you! 529 00:24:40,423 --> 00:24:42,023 Did I do it again? 530 00:24:42,058 --> 00:24:43,791 Yeppers. 531 00:24:43,826 --> 00:24:45,004 I actually went through a door 532 00:24:45,028 --> 00:24:46,271 that wasn't a bathroom this time. 533 00:24:46,295 --> 00:24:47,495 I rented a truck from a local. 534 00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:54,969 Shit. He's changed incarnations again. 535 00:24:55,004 --> 00:24:58,205 He's Odin, the Viking god of battle and death. 536 00:24:58,241 --> 00:24:59,507 What? 537 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,876 The hell kind of Santa is that? 538 00:25:01,911 --> 00:25:03,889 The Vikings celebrated both the winter solstice and yule, 539 00:25:03,913 --> 00:25:07,148 and Odin actually was the original incarnation of Santa. 540 00:25:07,183 --> 00:25:10,785 They made sacrifices to him as a god, and he protected them. 541 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,120 Come on, Nick. 542 00:25:13,156 --> 00:25:14,422 Time to go. 543 00:25:14,457 --> 00:25:16,924 Odin does not want to go. 544 00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:19,527 Odin wants more beer! 545 00:25:19,562 --> 00:25:21,062 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 546 00:25:21,097 --> 00:25:24,398 Whoa, okay! Okay, buddy. Slow it down, there, eh? 547 00:25:24,434 --> 00:25:26,867 Whoa. Mere mortals 548 00:25:26,903 --> 00:25:30,404 do not tell Odin to slow it down! 549 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,774 Odin wants revelry! 550 00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:36,377 Odee-ogie-whatever, you're about to get turfed from this bar. 551 00:25:36,412 --> 00:25:38,212 You... you don't... you don't have to do that. 552 00:25:38,214 --> 00:25:40,047 We got him. We got him. Nick. Nick. 553 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,248 No. 554 00:25:41,284 --> 00:25:46,287 Now Odin wants to spill blood! 555 00:25:46,322 --> 00:25:48,022 Well, then, okay, then. 556 00:25:48,057 --> 00:25:49,557 Okay, then. 557 00:25:49,592 --> 00:25:51,025 With me, warriors? 558 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,060 Gloves off, eh? 559 00:26:00,002 --> 00:26:01,802 Santa... 560 00:26:01,838 --> 00:26:03,170 is sorry. 561 00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:05,372 Unbelievable. 562 00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:09,343 Saw that. 563 00:26:23,593 --> 00:26:26,327 Somebody's doing what they're supposed to. 564 00:26:26,362 --> 00:26:28,362 Thank you, Ezekiel. Thank you, Cassandra. 565 00:26:28,397 --> 00:26:29,563 Pilot in the plane? 566 00:26:29,599 --> 00:26:31,332 Not exactly. 567 00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:33,545 He's spending this most glorious of holidays with his fiancée. 568 00:26:33,569 --> 00:26:34,969 Merry Christmas. 569 00:26:36,272 --> 00:26:37,438 S-s-sorry. 570 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:39,907 Y-you said "hold the plane," right? 571 00:26:39,942 --> 00:26:42,276 Well, plane's right there, so we did. 572 00:26:42,311 --> 00:26:44,612 Merry Christmas. 573 00:26:46,149 --> 00:26:47,314 There's no pilot? 574 00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:48,616 It's actually kind of positive, 575 00:26:48,651 --> 00:26:50,417 if you chose to look at it that way. 576 00:26:50,453 --> 00:26:52,631 You know, like, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty. 577 00:26:52,655 --> 00:26:54,155 Unless there's a pilot in the glass 578 00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:55,567 that can get this bird up in the air, 579 00:26:55,591 --> 00:26:57,458 there is no positive because I'm pretty sure 580 00:26:57,493 --> 00:26:59,126 that I'm the most likely person here 581 00:26:59,162 --> 00:27:00,494 to know how to fly a cargo plane, 582 00:27:00,530 --> 00:27:02,396 and I do not know how to fly a cargo plane! 583 00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:07,101 Santa can fly large objects through the air. 584 00:27:24,954 --> 00:27:27,922 You sick, Nick? 585 00:27:27,957 --> 00:27:32,226 Santa's carrying all the power of all the good acts. 586 00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:34,595 All the good humanity has done for one year. 587 00:27:34,630 --> 00:27:36,897 It is becoming too much. 588 00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:38,532 Don't worry. 589 00:27:38,568 --> 00:27:40,000 According to this, 590 00:27:40,036 --> 00:27:41,480 we'll be in the middle of the Aurora Borealis 591 00:27:41,504 --> 00:27:43,103 in a few minutes, and you can... 592 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,438 Whatever you call it. 593 00:27:44,473 --> 00:27:46,340 Deliver the gift. 594 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,175 Gift? 595 00:27:48,211 --> 00:27:52,112 Thought it was "gifts" for all the little boys and girls. 596 00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:53,647 No. 597 00:27:53,683 --> 00:27:57,384 Just one gift... for everyone. 598 00:28:06,629 --> 00:28:08,696 Santa's sleigh is missing, right? 599 00:28:08,731 --> 00:28:10,431 That's what Baird said. 600 00:28:10,466 --> 00:28:13,267 I think I know who stole it. 601 00:28:15,404 --> 00:28:18,172 Somebody's opened the rear door... 602 00:28:18,207 --> 00:28:19,540 from the outside. 603 00:28:22,144 --> 00:28:25,246 Well, that was new. 604 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:30,051 What kind of a person steals Santa's sleigh? 605 00:28:30,086 --> 00:28:31,919 A very talented one. 606 00:28:31,955 --> 00:28:34,155 Now, hand over Santa, blah, blah, 607 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,724 and you won't be harmed, blah, blah. 608 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,160 A patently transparent lie, of course. 609 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,897 I'm going to kill you, b-blah, blah, uh... 610 00:28:42,932 --> 00:28:45,867 Blah. 611 00:28:45,902 --> 00:28:49,203 Well, I see only one of you has got a weapon, so... 612 00:28:53,109 --> 00:28:54,709 I'm gonna check that out. 613 00:28:54,744 --> 00:28:56,644 As soon as I'm through this door, lock it and... 614 00:28:56,679 --> 00:28:57,879 Nick. 615 00:29:00,049 --> 00:29:02,283 Nick! Nick! 616 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:07,155 Autopilot engaged. 617 00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:10,591 Guys, Nick is... 618 00:29:10,627 --> 00:29:13,494 Santa's been poisoned with holly and mistletoe. 619 00:29:14,731 --> 00:29:15,963 Old hedge magics. 620 00:29:15,999 --> 00:29:18,099 Morgan Le Fay would be proud. 621 00:29:18,134 --> 00:29:23,171 Now, hand him over... 622 00:29:23,206 --> 00:29:26,707 Or I'll show you how very good I am with a blade. 623 00:29:28,178 --> 00:29:33,014 I've killed more librarians than you've seen stars, guardian. 624 00:29:33,049 --> 00:29:34,949 Do it. 625 00:29:42,058 --> 00:29:44,759 Lamia. Disable the plane. 626 00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:00,074 Prepare the sleigh. 627 00:30:00,109 --> 00:30:04,078 We shall remove Santa and kill him at our leisure. 628 00:30:04,113 --> 00:30:07,048 Jones, give Santa his hat. 629 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:09,317 Why? 630 00:30:09,352 --> 00:30:11,652 It's his. He needs it. 631 00:30:13,223 --> 00:30:14,856 To regain his power? 632 00:30:14,891 --> 00:30:16,557 No. 633 00:30:16,593 --> 00:30:18,559 To fight off the poison? 634 00:30:18,595 --> 00:30:20,728 It's a talisman, isn't it? 635 00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:25,833 Give it here, boy. I'll take that power now. 636 00:30:35,178 --> 00:30:37,778 Hmm. 637 00:30:37,814 --> 00:30:39,247 Don't feel a thing. 638 00:30:43,853 --> 00:30:45,953 I'll be off to kill Santa, now! 639 00:30:45,989 --> 00:30:49,657 Actually, it would make us very, very happy 640 00:30:49,692 --> 00:30:52,994 if you would just kill Santa right here! 641 00:30:53,029 --> 00:30:55,997 All of us... so happy! 642 00:30:56,032 --> 00:30:57,865 Well... 643 00:31:02,005 --> 00:31:04,772 Ha! I'll kill him here, then! 644 00:31:04,807 --> 00:31:07,308 Go ahead and take the sleigh! 645 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:10,678 I'm going to kill him here, on the plane! 646 00:31:10,713 --> 00:31:12,980 What?! Are you sure?! 647 00:31:13,016 --> 00:31:15,383 It would really make my Christmas 648 00:31:15,418 --> 00:31:17,852 if you sent Lamia right along! 649 00:31:18,955 --> 00:31:22,390 Yes, Lamia! Go! Take the sleigh and go! 650 00:31:22,425 --> 00:31:25,226 Dulaque, what are you talking about?! 651 00:31:25,261 --> 00:31:29,130 My tippy-top Christmas wish is for her to go! 652 00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:31,666 Go! 653 00:31:33,436 --> 00:31:36,704 Actually it would make us all very, very happy 654 00:31:36,739 --> 00:31:39,640 if you told us all of the secrets of magic 655 00:31:39,676 --> 00:31:42,843 and how to stop the Serpent Brotherhood's plan! 656 00:31:49,352 --> 00:31:50,952 A bit too much?! 657 00:31:50,987 --> 00:31:54,655 Just a touch. 658 00:32:02,398 --> 00:32:05,166 Come on, Santa. 659 00:32:05,201 --> 00:32:07,835 Tell me how to help Nick! 660 00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:10,471 Or what? You'll let go?! 661 00:32:11,474 --> 00:32:14,875 Colonel Baird, I know something you don't! 662 00:32:14,911 --> 00:32:17,878 I know I'm holding you in this plane! 663 00:32:17,914 --> 00:32:20,047 To what end? 664 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,868 How is he? 665 00:32:40,903 --> 00:32:42,937 Santa... 666 00:32:42,972 --> 00:32:45,106 Whoa. 667 00:32:50,913 --> 00:32:53,381 ...ain't gonna fly this plane. 668 00:33:02,925 --> 00:33:04,825 Warning... hydraulic pressure dropping. 669 00:33:04,861 --> 00:33:07,461 Lamia did a number on the hydraulics. 670 00:33:07,497 --> 00:33:09,063 I can't keep her up. 671 00:33:09,098 --> 00:33:10,965 What is that beeping? 672 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,900 It's a GPS transmitter. 673 00:33:12,935 --> 00:33:15,102 There's a pipeline survey station down there. 674 00:33:15,138 --> 00:33:16,837 Are you sure? 675 00:33:16,873 --> 00:33:18,439 I-I worked the Trans-Alaska for a year. 676 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:21,042 It's gonna be abandoned, but the transponder's still working. 677 00:33:21,077 --> 00:33:23,110 We could get supplies. There's gonna be shelter. 678 00:33:23,146 --> 00:33:25,212 Want to help me out? 679 00:33:25,248 --> 00:33:26,981 Yeah. How? 680 00:33:27,016 --> 00:33:30,284 Google "How to lower landing gear." 681 00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:31,485 Oh. 682 00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:59,080 All right, let's get some heat going, some light. 683 00:33:59,115 --> 00:34:03,284 See if you can reach Jenkins on a radio, something. 684 00:34:05,988 --> 00:34:08,923 All right. 685 00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:11,425 Okay, Nick. Do your thing. 686 00:34:11,461 --> 00:34:14,395 I... 687 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:15,930 I can't. 688 00:34:15,965 --> 00:34:17,498 What do you mean, "I"? 689 00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:20,000 W-when did you stop referring to yourself in the third-person? 690 00:34:20,036 --> 00:34:21,469 Nick, you're freaking me out. 691 00:34:21,504 --> 00:34:23,104 The poison. 692 00:34:23,139 --> 00:34:24,939 The separation from my talisman. 693 00:34:24,974 --> 00:34:26,340 I gave that back. 694 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:30,044 It's too late. 695 00:34:30,079 --> 00:34:31,912 I contain the energies, 696 00:34:31,948 --> 00:34:35,216 the goodwill of all mankind, but... 697 00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:38,285 I cannot focus. 698 00:34:38,321 --> 00:34:39,954 We have failed. 699 00:34:42,191 --> 00:34:45,126 Santa has failed. 700 00:34:56,431 --> 00:34:59,599 Aurora Borealis is going nuts. 701 00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:01,066 Come on, Nick. Ho, ho, ho. 702 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:02,434 Fire up some Christmas cheer. 703 00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:04,603 I can't. 704 00:35:04,638 --> 00:35:06,638 The poison weakened me. 705 00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:10,208 I posses the power, but not the will to deliver the gift. 706 00:35:10,244 --> 00:35:12,344 We can't have come all this way and failed. 707 00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:13,545 We can't. 708 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:15,480 We need a new vessel. 709 00:35:15,515 --> 00:35:18,283 Someone else must channel the power. 710 00:35:18,318 --> 00:35:21,820 Someone else must be the Santa for just this night. 711 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:24,256 But there's no guarantee that a mortal will survive. 712 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:26,291 Well, look. We're the Librarians. 713 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,627 We'll take that risk. No. 714 00:35:28,662 --> 00:35:31,296 Need someone more attuned to the night, 715 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:35,233 someone more bound to Christmas. 716 00:35:35,269 --> 00:35:36,735 I love Christmas. 717 00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:39,304 What, me, because I wore the hat? 718 00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:41,606 There is no one here 719 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:44,376 more in-tune with Christmas 720 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:48,213 than the baby born on the last stroke of midnight, 721 00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:51,082 so named by her parents 722 00:35:51,118 --> 00:35:53,385 as the girl born on Christmas... 723 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:55,854 Eve. 724 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:13,805 You will splinter across the entire world in an instant. 725 00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:18,410 You will probably not survive. 726 00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:21,846 I think I can survive spreading around some goodwill. 727 00:36:21,882 --> 00:36:26,418 Goodwill. Who told you? 728 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,286 Jenkins? 729 00:36:28,322 --> 00:36:30,388 But he never really understood. 730 00:36:30,424 --> 00:36:33,124 When a person commits an act of goodwill, 731 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,893 it does not just create more goodwill. 732 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:36,861 It transforms into something better... 733 00:36:36,897 --> 00:36:41,700 into a gift for their fellow man. 734 00:36:41,735 --> 00:36:46,638 So I give you, Eve Baird, all of humanity's goodwill. 735 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:51,609 Now go and give them back the gift... 736 00:36:51,645 --> 00:36:53,812 of hope. 737 00:37:02,656 --> 00:37:04,356 Come on, come on. 738 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,791 Hey. Hey! Hello! 739 00:37:06,827 --> 00:37:10,161 B.P. dropping, vitals are crashing. We got to go! 740 00:37:10,197 --> 00:37:12,197 Oh, my God. 741 00:37:15,869 --> 00:37:17,769 Damn it. 742 00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:19,637 He's gone. 743 00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:35,387 Yes. Go, go, go, baby! He's still with us! 744 00:37:36,857 --> 00:37:38,590 Rodriguez, get out of there. 745 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:40,592 I can't find her. I just can't find her. 746 00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:42,694 Okay, then get out of there. It's coming down. 747 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:04,676 Baird! 748 00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,111 She didn't go anywhere. Did it work? 749 00:39:07,481 --> 00:39:10,682 She went... everywhere. 750 00:39:10,717 --> 00:39:11,983 You okay, Eve? 751 00:39:12,018 --> 00:39:13,785 Call me that one more, 752 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:16,387 you'll be picking pieces of you off an ice floe for a year. 753 00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:18,022 She's okay. 754 00:39:19,726 --> 00:39:20,859 Ho, ho... 755 00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:34,806 Just can't believe Dulaque would kill himself. 756 00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:37,842 Dulaque? Die from falling out of a plane? 757 00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:41,579 Huh. Well, we're mu... he's much tougher than that. 758 00:39:41,615 --> 00:39:45,316 Speaking of tough, Santa is making a full recovery. 759 00:39:45,352 --> 00:39:46,718 Tell Nick I said hi. 760 00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:48,553 Still not calling him... 761 00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:50,688 Not calling him Santa. 762 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:52,724 Any plans for the holidays? 763 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:54,926 No. Just a little peace and... 764 00:39:54,961 --> 00:39:56,728 Surprise! 765 00:39:56,763 --> 00:39:59,898 Surprise. 766 00:40:01,868 --> 00:40:04,602 ...quiet. 767 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,806 How stolen is this? 768 00:40:08,842 --> 00:40:12,010 Is it really considered stolen if no one knows it's gone? 769 00:40:12,045 --> 00:40:13,745 Well, it wasn't the day I was planning, 770 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:15,680 but it was pretty fine. 771 00:40:15,715 --> 00:40:17,015 What are you talking about? 772 00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:18,917 You got your Christmas wish. 773 00:40:18,952 --> 00:40:20,418 Bar fight. 774 00:40:20,453 --> 00:40:22,687 Isn't that a funny coincidence? 775 00:40:22,722 --> 00:40:25,590 Cassandra got to believe in Santa Claus. 776 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:26,958 Yeah. And Ezekiel got to know 777 00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:28,826 what it was like to be the good guy, 778 00:40:28,862 --> 00:40:30,461 even just for a little while. 779 00:40:30,497 --> 00:40:31,896 Mm. 780 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,632 It was as horrible as I imagined. 781 00:40:34,668 --> 00:40:36,901 Too bad you didn't make a Christmas wish, Colonel. 782 00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:38,703 Would have come true, too. 783 00:41:04,452 --> 00:41:10,952 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man