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FEMALE REPORTER: Breaking News.

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There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

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Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

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We go now live to Monte Vista

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where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

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Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene

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to find these "packs" of gang members

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in the midst of gun violence.

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We immediately pounced the evildoers

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and we had the situation under control.

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Yeah, we have to take care of this

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before more innocent kids are hurt.

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Bunch of savages.

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Animals that belong in a zoo.

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JASON: First of all, that cop is high as hell.

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Look at him.

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Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

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Let me rewind to the beginning.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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This was actually the greatest night of my life.

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Would you believe me if I told you it was a tale of love?

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The cops may have labeled it a tragedy,

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but you can never trust the police.

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Hey, this is my story.

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So I should tell you, it'll probably be a little racist.

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DJ ON RADIO: Where you gonna be at tonight?

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You best believe that you're gonna be over at Monte Vista High School

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because it's going down.

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Supa Sizers out there with their smash hit The Hater Dance

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will be in the neighborhood, man.

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It's Power 106's annual "Unity in the Community" school dance

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going down at Monte Vista High School.

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Power 106.

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(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON RADIO)

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Well, I love that Supa Sizer.

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That motherfucking Hater Dance song is the shit.

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I'm not gonna give in to that Supa Sizers' song.

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(TURNS RADIO OFF)

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Press it just as soon as I can.

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You want Mamma to walk you in, baby?

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(GRUNTS) No, Mamma, I'm good.

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You ain't good, nigga.

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You ain't about four feet goddamn tall. Hold on.

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Your Mamma coming.

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I don't want nobody fucking with my baby.

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Ma!

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I protects my baby.

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Come on. (JASON GROANS)

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Let's go.

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Now, listen. If some shit goes down,

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I want you to page me, all right?

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Ma, nobody uses pagers no more. We got iPhones.

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Man, I know what's going on in these streets,

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God help you.

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Ma, I promise, I'm good.

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All right, well, listen,

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I gotta get to the motherfucking church anyway.

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Go in there and make Mamma proud. Learn something.

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Give Mamma a kiss, little baby, before I go.

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Kiss me, nigga, before I blow... (KISSING NOISILY)

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(GROANING)

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I love you.

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Take care and learn something today.

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Make Mamma proud, you little bitch.

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Tell your teacher I said, "Hey."

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You got something for me?

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Yeah, I got something. Hold on.

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All right.

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BOY: Roll on, I got you. I got you.

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You don't put that football down, I'll fuck your ass up.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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The Rangers, those dudes are amazing.

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Best dance clique in our school.

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And one of them is actually my older cousin.

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Day Day.

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I met him at a family reunion once,

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but I don't even think he remembers my name.

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See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that clique.

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Now, that's what it's about here. Cliques.

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Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from that study-buddy shit.

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It's more so sororities and fraternities

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without the college education and social benefits.

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Let me explain.

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Each school is divided and segregated into cliques.

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Monte Vista is no different.

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You got your backpackers,

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the nerds,

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the vegan, tree-loving dreadheads.

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You got your dirty ghetto kids aka your hood skaters.

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Oh, and that's Stinkfinger.

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Across the street,

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you'll find the lamest fools to ever set foot in the hood.

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Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

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They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago

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but these fools still up here every single day.

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Bunch of old wannabe gangsters

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who wanna holler at young chicks

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but always fail miserably.

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We're not carrying any books.

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And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

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You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?

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Yeah, put the balls in your book bag, bitch.

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Told the bitch to carry my balls.

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Say what?

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I said, "Carry my balls, bitch."

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Come again, say what?

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Let's ride out. I know. That's right.

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JASON: Then there's the Ese's.

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The real gangsters.

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Legend has it

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if you look one of them in the eye, you could die.

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Where we come from,

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blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.

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It's the ghetto civil war that defies logic.

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It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans. It's the same shit.

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See what I did there?

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And the most notorious badass Ese of them all is Big Junior.

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A while ago he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance

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'cause he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister.

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Who just so happens to be the girl of my dreams.

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Anastacia Moreno.

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I've been in love with her since we shared a nap-time towel in the first grade.

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I was so nervous, I pissed on myself,

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all over the towel, all over her.

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(RECORD SCRATCH)

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I sure enough did.

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She hasn't looked my way since.

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It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

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I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.

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A part of the hottest female clique

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that my school has ever birthed.

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Let's take a moment to enjoy.

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(RandB MUSIC PLAYING)

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JASON: Man, look at her.

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She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. (GASPS)

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Wait a minute.

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Is she looking at me?

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Jason B.B. Jackson.

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Oh, this is my shot. This is my moment.

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Seize the opportunity.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(STUDENTS WHOOPING)

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Go get 'em, buckaroo.

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JASON: Oh, yeah, I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.

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The tobacco industry's propaganda pitchman

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that's been killing kids for years.

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I wasn't always super cool.

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Till I discovered these.

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My mother smokes eight packs of these death-doobies a day.

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And since she's a single parent,

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he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

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Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

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Don't cheat.

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My role model.

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(JASON READING)

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Go get 'em, buckaroo.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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My nigga, what the fuck, bro?

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(CROWD GASPS)

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What's that?

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(CROWD LAUGHING)

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JASON: Worst moment in the history of fucked-up-ness.

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Ay! He's so little.

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It looks like a dick but smaller.

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GIRL: That is gross.

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(LAUGHING)

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JULIAN: Little dude ain't even circumcised!

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What was that, bro? Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?

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This nigga's dick look like Franklyn.

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Hey, bro, pull your pants up.

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He's still sitting there with his pants down.

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(PRINCIPAL ROGERS CLEARS THROAT ON PA)

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Hey! Wait up!

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PRINCIPAL ROGERS: Attention! It's 7:45.

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Will the student who lost their prosthetic leg

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please hop your ass down here to the guidance counselor's office.

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Hey, guys! Hey, guys! Wait up.

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Yo, how can I be a Ranger?

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I know everything about y'all. I got all your mix-tapes.

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I know all your dance moves.

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I was even thinking of getting a Ranger tattoo.

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Yo, this nigga is a stalker.

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I'll do whatever it takes, I swear.

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Okay, little piggy-in-the-blanket dick.

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You really want that Ranger life?

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Day Day, whip it out.

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(RANGERS READING)

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LANGSTON: Memorize it.

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Now, if you want to pledge to be in the illest clique,

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you got to get the drawers off one of the illest chicks.

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That's right. Panties.

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When you come back with a fresh pair of Sweet Gyrl panties, you're in.

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Uh, can't it be like a sock or something?

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RANGERS: Panties!

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Like these.

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These are Keisha's from last night.

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She just gave you those?

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For sure.

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LANGSTON: All right, now here come them sugar drawers.

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Take your pick, little dude!

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(RandB MUSIC PLAYING)

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Yo, yo, yo, snap out of it, Un-Circky!

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This Ranger shit is real.

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South Central wasn't built in no day.

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So can you pull it off or what?

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Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

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Tonight.

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Tonight? RANGERS: Tonight.

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But you just said South Central wasn't built in a day.

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Uh, I don't know what that shit means. I just be saying shit.

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Y'all expect me to have sex

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with one of the most untouchable girls in our school tonight?

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Yeah.

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That's not even humanly possible.

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Yeah, it is.

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Tonight is the "Unity in the Community" school dance, fool.

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And it's a lock-in.

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And you know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

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(RANGERS MOANING)

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Okay, for those of you that

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don't know what a lock-in is,

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let me explain.

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In an attempt to give

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all races and classes of students a safe party environment,

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and keep them away from gang violence,

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we have an all-night campus party

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that culminates in a sleep over,

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in the gym.

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Nice, safe and wholesome, right?

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Wrong.

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Instead of the lock-in, they need to call it the "get it in."

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Because that's all that's happening all night long.

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Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get their freak in... (MOANING)

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...drink in, smoke in,

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and frolic in.

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But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.

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Last year The New Boyz took home $2,000 and a major label record deal.

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Their lives changed forever.

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And they're coming back this year to judge

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and give another act a ticket out of the hood.

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(BELL RINGING) Oh, shit, y'all.

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We're late! We better get to class.

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Nigga, we're The Rangers.

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We're not worried about being late to class.

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Yeah, we run this school.

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This school don't run us, extra meat.

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Yeah, nigga. Quit tripping.

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I'm with the big dogs running this school.

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This school don't run us. (CHUCKLES)

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Ain't that right, dude?

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Langston?

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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Tardy, tardy, tardy!

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Get your Hot Pocket-sized ass to my office!

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In here, sir.

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Little-ass homie, in here.

258
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,552
(SCOFFS) Ain't that a rip?

259
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,088
Damn. That's what's wrong with you kids.

260
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,258
Your mind is filled with all that bullshit.

261
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,593
I'm sick of it. If I was your daddy,

262
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,528
I'd be the one who tore your ass up.

263
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,297
I wouldn't play here. I wouldn't put up with none of it.

264
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,398
That's right. I'm trying to...

265
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,136
Ooh!

266
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,937
Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that, that, that, that...

267
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,344
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS) Stop looking at my girl.

268
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:01,213
I'm gonna tell you one time and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

269
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:05,885
Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch.

270
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,620
(SCOFFS)

271
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,889
I mean, my faculty. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Johnson.

272
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,026
She hears every damn thing. Everything!

273
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,295
Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.

274
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,530
I needs to talk to you.

275
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,500
About that little butt-naked dance you just did

276
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,536
out there on the quad just a minute ago.

277
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,506
Well...

278
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,974
I'm not circumcised either.

279
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,610
(LAUGHING)

280
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,280
And I'm sixty-some years old, still ain't circumcised.

281
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,582
Join the club!

282
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,617
You've got a turtle-neck little dick, too.

283
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,453
You got a German Shepherd dick.

284
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,389
I got a German Shepherd dick.

285
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:46,025
You got a Sean John leather on your dick. That's what you got.

286
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,359
That's right. Levi leather.

287
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,461
(LAUGHS)

288
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,264
I know it. When your little dick gets a little blanket lint on it,

289
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,632
and cookie crumbs, stuff like that,

290
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,034
it's hard to (BLOWS) blow out.

291
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,302
I know what you're talking about

292
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,536
'cause I deal with it all the time.

293
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,038
You ain't even gotta use a condom.

294
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,907
Just twist the tip up like a balloon.

295
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,976
That little ball will pop up. (MAKES POPPING SOUND)

296
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,044
More pleasure!

297
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,148
Principal Rogers. What?

298
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,317
Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

299
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,186
Yes, there's a reason why I got you in here.

300
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,654
I wanted to ask you something.

301
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,224
You having a problem out with 'em Ranger boys?

302
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,159
The Rangers? No, they're my friends.

303
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:24,029
That's what I'm talking about. See that! See that!

304
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,065
I'm sitting here trying to defend you and you're running with 'em!

305
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,466
I'm gonna tell you something, Jebediah,

306
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,368
you're trying to start some shit around here.

307
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,704
The Rangers, now, all of a sudden, is your friends.

308
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,539
Ain't that a bitch.

309
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,975
You run around here fooling with the Mexican kids.

310
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,210
They're gonna fuck one of y'all up, up around here.

311
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,347
Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you and go up in you. This is my school.

312
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,950
And I won't play that. I don't like any of them one bit!

313
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,653
Are you getting initiated into a gang, young Jiminey?

314
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:51,957
Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not.

315
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,492
Cut the... I'm gonna tell you something, Jethro.

316
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,594
You're gonna try and start a race riot.

317
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,397
You better leave them Mexican kids alone, they're gonna jump on you.

318
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,633
Yeah, four to five of them are gonna jump on your little ass.

319
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,635
They're gonna have Home Depot little jackets on,

320
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:03,669
they don't play the fool.

321
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,940
Yeah. Damn shit.

322
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,609
You think it's a game?

323
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,411
You think it's a game?

324
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,680
You're gonna end up on First 38.

325
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,284
First 38. I thought it was 48.

326
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,351
Yeah, it's 38, nigga.

327
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,488
Yes.

328
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,590
I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in.

329
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,625
And you heard right, baby. I need you here.

330
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,394
Quicker than a cat can lick his ass.

331
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,596
(LAUGHING) All right, great. I'll see you there.

332
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,570
I'm gonna tear that ass up tonight. Huh?

333
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,507
Are you going to the school dance tonight?

334
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,010
Yeah, come on. Get your little nosey ass out of here. Get on out of here.

335
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,450
The Hater Dance.

336
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,619
The Hater Dance.

337
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,488
The Hater Dance.

338
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,456
Oh!

339
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,269
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

340
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,510
What the fuck?

341
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,313
It seems like today is your unlucky day, Day.

342
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,350
That's funny, fool.

343
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,119
Yeah.

344
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,754
Yo, why y'all messing with me?

345
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:29,755
I know you got some lawns to mow or something.

346
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,191
(GROANS)

347
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,697
So, Day Day, you have a really important phone call.

348
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,603
Who's this?

349
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,572
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

350
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,507
What? Nigga, speak English. Who's this?

351
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:56,448
It's Junior. Just got out and he wants his money.

352
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,817
Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes.

353
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,121
That's rude.

354
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:05,791
My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you. How did you get out?

355
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,227
I thought you were in jail for triple life.

356
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,529
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

357
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,197
(GROWLS)

358
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,600
Look, man, I got your money. Don't worry.

359
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,535
OPERATOR: Insert 25 cents for another minute.

360
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:20,305
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

361
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,374
What did he say?

362
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,676
Don't ask me, fool. I don't speak Spanish.

363
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,546
(BIG JUNIOR SPEAKING SPANISH)

364
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,253
$2,000 by midnight or Junior's gonna kill you.

365
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,590
(SIGHS)

366
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:39,558
Shit.

367
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,430
2 grand.

368
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,266
Where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

369
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,134
Day Day, you cool? Hell no.

370
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,203
These Ese's are threatening me over some shit

371
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,738
my wack-ass father did!

372
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,273
Uncle D-Smoke?

373
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,475
Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.

374
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,211
See, my mamma thought it would be a good idea

375
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,914
for me to go visit him in prison.

376
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,715
TRINA: Say, "Hi, Daddy!" Say, "Hi, Daddy!"

377
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,585
Hi, Daddy.

378
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,620
Whose goddamn white baby is that?

379
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,757
This is your baby, okay? He's just light skinned. Mmm-hmm.

380
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,560
That one might be mine.

381
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,528
That one right there, I'm not totally sure.

382
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,830
Just because you named him Darren

383
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,932
don't mean he belongs to Darren.

384
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,601
But I don't care what this baby's name is,

385
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,204
this baby is rice skinned but not light skinned.

386
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,738
That is a white child.

387
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,741
That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

388
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,345
That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

389
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,215
That baby got 730 as a credit rating

390
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,250
right now as an infant.

391
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,918
You the only one I've been with, Darren.

392
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,587
Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

393
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,323
I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

394
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,725
You know how long "consecutive" is, don't you?

395
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,828
Okay, so, it means one right after the motherfucking other.

396
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,697
'Cause I ain't never missed a day.

397
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,466
So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits

398
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,668
with some other motherfuckers other than me.

399
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,637
That's not my baby.

400
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,274
That's almost a grown white man you've brought in here.

401
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,976
His glasses are certainly grown.

402
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,945
I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

403
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,649
And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

404
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,317
Bitch, you've been fucking the guard?

405
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,419
TRINA: Ew! Nuh-uh!

406
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,556
Hey, Darren, stop talking to my mom like that, man. Be respectful.

407
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:21,593
You're absolutely right. I apologize for that.

408
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,462
It's just that this bitch... DAY DAY: Damn it. There you go again.

409
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,865
Your mother was misbehaving.

410
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:31,336
Sorry, I should've set a better example in front of

411
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,506
the nice white gentleman and your mother.

412
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:39,244
All right, so, could I please speak to my black son privately, please?

413
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,812
Would that be okay with you, Trina? Mmm-hmm.

414
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,581
I mean you no disrespect, sir.

415
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,683
Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

416
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,485
Come on, baby.

417
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,786
Raggedy head...

418
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,592
You have to excuse me, son. This is my first white baby.

419
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,228
What's up, man?

420
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,897
I'm in a jam.

421
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,833
What? Uh...

422
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:06,238
There was a gambling incident and I need, like,

423
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,874
13,000 cigarettes,

424
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,275
preferably 6,000

425
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,944
of those non-menthol

426
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,580
and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

427
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,348
That's worth about $2,000

428
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,749
on the open street market.

429
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:18,884
If you can handle that for me,

430
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,319
I'd appreciate it.

431
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,754
Darren, what are you talking about?

432
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,958
Well, see, what had happened was...

433
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,828
Wait, you're gonna do a flashback within a flashback?

434
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,363
Nigga, you know you can't do that.

435
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,931
Nigga, I'm a criminal.

436
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,067
That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.

437
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,802
So, now.

438
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,769
What had happened was...

439
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:44,076
No Mexican has ever beat me in Dominoes. Ever.

440
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,478
But one day the cash was on the line,

441
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,747
I had been sipping that lean and he caught me slipping.

442
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,084
(ROARS)

443
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,686
What's this got to do with me? This is your problem.

444
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,722
Uh, I didn't have the money,

445
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,424
and in lieu of the money, (CLEARS THROAT)

446
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,861
I told Junior and his crew that I had a rich son

447
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:07,366
in a famous rap group, and I'm sure a little funky $2,000

448
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,002
don't mean nothing when he's clocking all the dollars out there,

449
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,104
Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

450
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,806
What? Man, we ain't signed yet. I ain't got no money.

451
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,778
All right, well, let's not be a Gloomy Gus.

452
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:23,548
Okay, if you didn't learn nothing from your white brother, learn

453
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,652
always look on the bright side of life.

454
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,754
But you still haven't given him any money?

455
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,456
No, I gave him an orange this morning.

456
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,359
But they're already trying to make me make small booty payments

457
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:35,927
and I only got a small booty to work with.

458
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:41,800
(VOICE BREAKING) Look here, man, um, I only got one booty hole.

459
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,036
You understand what I'm saying?

460
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:49,474
They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here, it's just hole. Okay?

461
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,576
I've been holding onto it for 16 years.

462
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,712
I don't see no reason to let it go now

463
00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:58,116
over a few little pineapple fruit cups and some cigarettes.

464
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,519
Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor.

465
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:02,421
(COUGHS) (POPPING SOUND)

466
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,022
You think you can listen to these for me?

467
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,892
That's disgusting, man. Where'd you pull that out from?

468
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,528
Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag.

469
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,663
Nigga, what do you think? I pulled them out of my ass.

470
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,099
You ain't got to smell it. Just listen to it.

471
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,500
I know. I know. It's time.

472
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,469
Look, I only got a few seconds

473
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,772
before they snatch me up out of here 'cause I'm a gangster!

474
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:23,141
But look, I need you to save my sphincter.

475
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,510
You gonna embarrass me in front of that white man's child,

476
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:26,611
you better lock me down!

477
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,047
Some father I got, huh?

478
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,616
Now I gotta pay Junior by midnight. (SIGHS)

479
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,485
Anyway, you get them drawers yet?

480
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:38,857
I'm just messing with you. Come on, bro, we got PE.

481
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,492
Wait, you noticed I was in your PE class?

482
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,527
Yeah, man.

483
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,196
I've seen you there before, looking all un-athletic and shit.

484
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:46,164
(JASON LAUGHS)

485
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,633
DAY DAY: Let's keep this Junior thing between me and you.

486
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:51,503
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA: It's 11:00. Get your wretched ass into class!

487
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,844
JASON: Man! I'm in a tight situation.

488
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,979
Go ahead. Keep laughing at my pain.

489
00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:03,615
But the struggle is real!

490
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:07,052
Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence.

491
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,920
And he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.

492
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,589
And probably me too, once he finds out

493
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,492
I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

494
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:17,028
Are those panties really worth dying for?

495
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,932
She probably got some really nice panties.

496
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:23,168
I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.

497
00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:25,470
It's like my man Shakespeare said,

498
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:28,707
"Love is a smoke, made from the fumes of sighs,

499
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,109
"being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes."

500
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,545
(SIGHS)

501
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,517
Get your asses up for some aerobics.

502
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,085
Stand your asses up!

503
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:43,789
Don't make Coach mad today. Don't make me mad! Come on now.

504
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:48,093
Let's get into this Hater Dance, shall we? 5, 6, 7 and 8.

505
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:50,228
And to the left.

506
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,463
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Whoo! Yeah!

507
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,999
Come on, guys.

508
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:56,601
JULIAN: Man, what the hell you doing, piddly dick?

509
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,537
COACH FONTAINE: Move like you got some damn rhythm. Come on.

510
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,138
Now step, yeah, side to side,

511
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,606
yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side.

512
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,674
Oh, yeah! Keep going.

513
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:04,676
Mmm!

514
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:06,745
Do the dance.

515
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:12,617
Not so hard, Venkatesh! Not so hard. Okay?

516
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,686
Hey. I'm so sick of this damn song!

517
00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:17,856
Yeah, but I do like the way B3's booty shakes to that dance. Mmm!

518
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:21,026
JASON: What's a B3?

519
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:23,528
Man, you gotta keep up with the acronyms if you're gonna be a Ranger.

520
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:25,630
B3 is Big Booty Becky.

521
00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,065
JASON: Oh.

522
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,900
Come on, J-Extra. Let's roll over there right now.

523
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:32,137
I like that, J-Extra. That's your new name.

524
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:34,206
Yeah. That's right. Dougie's with it, boy.

525
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,241
That's the Fredrick Douglass right there, you old nigga.

526
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,845
Can we help you, little boy?

527
00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:42,047
No love. Little homie with us.

528
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,883
Oh, I'm sorry, Langston. I didn't know.

529
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:48,286
Hey. Didn't we go to pre-school together?

530
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,657
Uh, me? No. See, I'm from Nigeria.

531
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:54,726
Oh!

532
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:57,796
Oh...

533
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:01,600
Yeah. That's it. You peed on me in elementary school.

534
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:04,002
What? ALL: What?

535
00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:08,640
What are y'all doing, not participating in my calisthenics, huh?

536
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:12,043
Coach, we're tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.

537
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:13,879
COACH FONTAINE: The Hater Dance is loved by everybody.

538
00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,046
DAY DAY: We don't like it.

539
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,882
Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.

540
00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:20,018
Baby Chris Rock face. Why you hate The Hater Dance, huh?

541
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:23,922
You gotta like it! Okay?

542
00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,224
We're about what's popping next, not now!

543
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:29,060
Yeah, we about to give you a little taste of what we gonna do tonight.

544
00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:30,896
Check it out! Who painted your back?

545
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,264
Little Negro division?

546
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,665
JULIAN: Watch this, little niggas.

547
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:37,369
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

548
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,604
(RANGERS RAPPING)

549
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:54,179
(STUDENTS SINGING ALONG)

550
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,323
Yo, we killed that. We definitely gonna win tonight.

551
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,891
Bro, you already know what's up.

552
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,860
I know you saw how Jasmine was on me.

553
00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:10,762
That's gonna be my butt down tonight.

554
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,431
Nigga, yeah, right! You know her daddy's a pastor.

555
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,368
What? Are you doubting the powers of a Ranger?

556
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:19,104
My fault. I repent.

557
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,973
Yo, yo. Check that out. That's confidence right there.

558
00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:24,709
Day Day still ain't gonna smash, but at least he's confident.

559
00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,746
I don't know, bro.

560
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:29,914
This whole Sweet Gyrl thing's a little bit out of my league.

561
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,851
I couldn't even get my name out. I blew it.

562
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:34,853
Don't trip, you'll get another chance.

563
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:37,722
No, you won't, little nigga.

564
00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:39,724
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA: Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.

565
00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:41,693
Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.

566
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,798
ALL: Hi, Mrs. Johnson.

567
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,271
Hi, boys!

568
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,242
Damn!

569
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,209
PRINCIPAL ROGERS: Stop looking at my bitch!

570
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:06,985
Well, students, it's 12:30. Lunch time, reduced lunch,

571
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:09,821
bring your lunch. Hell, no lunch.

572
00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:12,991
BOY 1: Hey, man, look at these little niggas!

573
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,092
BOY 2: Need to move.

574
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,360
BOY 1: Move, man! Word!

575
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:16,995
Man, that's why The Rangers is gay.

576
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,396
Nigga, what the fuck you say?

577
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,866
You heard what he said, fool. Y'all are gay!

578
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,535
Man, that's the best you could come up with?

579
00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:25,136
BOTH: Yeah! Yeah?

580
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,771
Cue these niggas off, yo!

581
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,173
Our little nigga's funny.

582
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,208
(TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

583
00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:42,387
♪ This Ranger game, man Look at these suckers

584
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,989
♪ We run this school Y'all niggas don't want it

585
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:47,358
♪ Hot, like your mamma coochie in the summer

586
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,928
♪ The shit don't stop Dillinger

587
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:52,397
♪ Dude, you assed-out Plumber!

588
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,399
♪ Now I don't understand something ♪ What?

589
00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:57,335
♪ Why he dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman

590
00:28:57,368 --> 00:28:59,237
♪ For lunch, eat a dick, if you're hungry

591
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:01,539
♪ Coulda been your punks But I got gypped

592
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,976
♪ Your mamma pussy DOA That shit is stanky

593
00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,845
♪ How you put up with that stench?

594
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:09,214
♪ Even Stinkfinger wouldn't get up in that bitch

595
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,849
♪ Her pubic hair is like fucking on the Grinch

596
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:12,217
♪ Met your mamma freshman year

597
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,252
♪ We've been fucking ever since

598
00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:16,321
♪ Nigga, ain't that about a bitch?

599
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,490
♪ Look at your gear See that it's sort of rent

600
00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:21,092
♪ Your pants so tight I can see your pussy print

601
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,361
♪ Camel-toe Joe, let 'em know who you with

602
00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:25,897
♪ Be like Bernie Mac I'm the king of this comedy

603
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,366
♪ The back of your neck looks like grits Hominy

604
00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:30,969
♪ Your braids so old they singing Negro Spirituals, homie

605
00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:33,238
♪ Oh, nobody knows

606
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,907
♪ Tell the truth Live honestly

607
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,276
♪ Come out the closet with your promise ring

608
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,278
♪ You call this gay? We happy, nigga!

609
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,413
♪ But I just played your girl like an action figure ♪

610
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,150
STUDENTS: Ooh! Matter of fact, I'm gonna pass it, nigger!

611
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:47,352
Yo, J-Extra! Go on, blast these niggas.

612
00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:48,987
(CROWD CHEERING)

613
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,923
JASON: Uh...

614
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,191
Yo.

615
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:56,194
Listen.

616
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,463
JULIAN: Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't Ranger material.

617
00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:01,599
(CROWD JEERING)

618
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,535
(BELL RINGS)

619
00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:06,070
PRINCIPAL ROGERS: Ahem! Students, did you think I'm playing?

620
00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,106
I'm walking around here looking for you.

621
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,376
Get your little goat-smelling asses in your class.

622
00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:14,312
I'm out here working. I'm looking. Don't make me sneak up on you.

623
00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:15,346
(ROARS)

624
00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:21,019
I smell pussy or pot.

625
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,588
It's pot!

626
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:38,169
(IN HOARSE VOICE) Smoke weed every day.

627
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:41,172
Everyone, take out your poems and pass them to the front.

628
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:44,008
I hope you students ain't fronting on some bitch-ass shit

629
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,110
and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics.

630
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,579
I got all his albums.

631
00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:50,081
I fucks with Hov!

632
00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:51,316
(RandB MUSIC PLAYING)

633
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:03,361
(RECORD SCRATCH)

634
00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:08,600
Miss Moreno, late again.

635
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,535
Sorry, Ms. Billingsly.

636
00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:14,239
You must think Billingsly is a punk bitch?

637
00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:16,374
Because you are treating me like a bitch,

638
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,276
coming up in my class all late and shit!

639
00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:21,079
Ms. Billingsly, it's not even like that.

640
00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:24,349
And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

641
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,318
Well, actually, I have something...

642
00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:28,453
Uh-huh?

643
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:32,657
(STAMMERING)

644
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:38,429
I mean, I liked it. It's formatted correctly. The words are beautiful.

645
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:40,198
You just forgot to put your name on it.

646
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,533
So, you didn't think it was too long?

647
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,102
Nah, you're perfect. It's perfect.

648
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,104
Thanks!

649
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:53,177
Oh! You decided to actually do some work.

650
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:55,380
Well, I have got to hear this shit!

651
00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:59,684
Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem.

652
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:03,388
What? (CHUCKLES) To the front of the class, Miss Moreno.

653
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,290
Ms. Billingsly... Don't talk back to a pimp!

654
00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:07,091
Respect my gangsta!

655
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:17,635
(CLEARS THROAT)

656
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,074
"Admiring from afar

657
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:25,476
"Courting in secret

658
00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,379
"Wishing for my star

659
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:31,349
"My prayers to keep it

660
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,586
"You are my star

661
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,555
"In the safety of my dreams

662
00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:40,458
"You are my star

663
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:44,195
"Beauty gazing for what seems

664
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:46,397
"Like an eternity

665
00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:49,133
"Too fearful for speaking

666
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:51,769
"Too nervous for flirting

667
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,340
"My words escape me

668
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,042
"Yet flourish from the page

669
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:00,611
"Maybe it's not yet my season

670
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,380
"My love ferments with age

671
00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:05,750
"I guess I must wait

672
00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:08,319
"I confess I must say

673
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:13,524
"You are my star, you are my star

674
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:16,828
"But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence

675
00:33:16,861 --> 00:33:19,430
"But I go unnoticed from a distance

676
00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,332
"Burned by your heat

677
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:24,335
"I've yearned for so long

678
00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:29,107
"For you without me is like a singer with no song

679
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:33,244
"Yet still, you are my star."

680
00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:37,615
(MOUTHING)

681
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:41,219
MS. BILLINGSLEY: Oh, shit!

682
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,654
That motherfucker was hella dope.

683
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,089
(SOBBING)

684
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,228
(WHISPERING) Thank you.

685
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:58,770
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA: Students, it's 3:00. School is over.

686
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:00,538
The school dance is tonight.

687
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:04,242
No gang attire. No lace front. No thongs.

688
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:06,344
No C-section scars. See you tonight.

689
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,119
Hey, man, where the hell is your clothes?

690
00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:17,321
My horse got the munchies and ate them.

691
00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,457
Smooth move back there in class, my son.

692
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:22,193
But now it's time to rope this filly.

693
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,194
Man, what you talking about?

694
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,362
Here she comes.

695
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,230
Jason. Jason!

696
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:28,866
Oh, my God!

697
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,469
She gave me an A!

698
00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:34,305
She even wrote, "Your poem was the shit!"

699
00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:35,640
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

700
00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:38,276
I wish I was as good a writer as you.

701
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,779
I mean, you're talented. I've seen you.

702
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:48,186
Really? I mean, I've got the vocals. Just not much of a songwriter.

703
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,921
Maybe you should let me help you with that.

704
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:52,857
Yeah? That would be cool.

705
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:56,160
I guess I owe you now.

706
00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:58,229
No. You don't owe me.

707
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,865
It's the least I could do after peeing on you in pre-school.

708
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,867
(CHUCKLES)

709
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,702
I knew I wasn't crazy. That was you. That was really stupid.

710
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:06,437
Man, shut up! Shit.

711
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:09,440
Excuse me? Huh?

712
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,509
I said shut up to all them haters.

713
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:12,877
And, uh, give me your number.

714
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,179
Okay.

715
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:27,859
So, you should give me a call sometime.

716
00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,961
And maybe we can write a song together.

717
00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:31,562
Yeah. I'd like that.

718
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,600
Fuck you, niggas. How you do that shit?

719
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:38,269
Oh, and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?

720
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:39,904
Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.

721
00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,373
Cool! I'll see you there then. Yeah.

722
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:48,613
Yeah, nigga! That's how you do it, nigga. That's how you do it.

723
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,948
Hey, Un-Circky, she give you the drawers yet?

724
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:56,854
Oh, man! I'm working on it, bro.

725
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:59,357
Look who finally got a little confidence. Yeah.

726
00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:01,592
Got a little bit of swag, too!

727
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,895
You actually got her number. I can't believe it.

728
00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:05,663
That's right. JULIAN: You know he ain't gonna do nothing with it

729
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,965
but get ink on his dick when he's jacking off.

730
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,233
(HONKING)

731
00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:11,802
Aw, shit!

732
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,338
Who raggedy-ass shit is that?

733
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,274
Jason, bring your ass over, boy!

734
00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:17,808
Nigga, that's your mamma?

735
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,710
RANGERS: Oh, hell no!

736
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,946
(TAWANNA SHOUTING AND HONKING)

737
00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:25,316
Goddamn. This boy's gonna make me get out of this goddamn car.

738
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,552
Here, see what happened is she's not all the way my mamma.

739
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:28,886
She's kind of my mamma, just a little bit.

740
00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,456
Shit!

741
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:35,526
Get it, cuz. That's you. That's you.

742
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,328
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG: That's true, cuz. I sat on two, cuz.

743
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:38,563
Nigga, you lying!

744
00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:40,464
Actually, she's adopted. I swear!

745
00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:41,866
Don't make me embarrass you

746
00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:43,301
out here in front of the school! Now come on.

747
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:44,869
If she let you go, we gonna be at my crib.

748
00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:46,804
All right. I'm gonna hit your cell!

749
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:49,006
You ain't gonna hit shit! Who they fuck are they anyway?

750
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,908
Mamma, they was my friends.

751
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:52,510
(LAUGHS) You ain't got no fucking friends. Quit lying.

752
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,279
(MEN TALKING EXCITEDLY)

753
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,982
Hold on. Hold on. What's happening?

754
00:36:58,015 --> 00:37:00,284
Hey, man, come on. Mamma.

755
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:02,687
Old lady. You see me out here dancing?

756
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,756
Crip walking and shit! You're out here interrupting my swag, lady.

757
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:08,059
Yeah, bitch! You interrupting his swag, ho!

758
00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,393
How about I interrupt your life?

759
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,561
Oh shit. Shit done got real!

760
00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,363
Everybody, chill! No. No. No.

761
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,365
Look at me. It's cool, lady.

762
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,766
I'm not worried about that little squirt-gun you got, nigga.

763
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,301
I got pussy hair tougher than you.

764
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:18,803
Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch!

765
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:19,770
Motherfucker! All right!

766
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:38,489
What seems to be the problem, Percy?

767
00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:40,725
Nothing, Uncle. Everything cool around here. We're straight!

768
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,361
I've done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school,

769
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:44,862
you grown-ass niggas.

770
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:47,098
You trying to gangbang? You need to bang a job!

771
00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:49,033
I done told you about selling drugs around here.

772
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:51,068
Come on, we ain't getting nobody into that.

773
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,704
We ain't in that life. We just say no to that. Ain't that right, my nigga?

774
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:54,972
Excuse me, say what?

775
00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:55,973
I said, "We say no to drugs, nigga!"

776
00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,408
Come again. Say what?

777
00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:00,044
(STAMMERING) No.

778
00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,613
Percy, you think you slick. I'm on your ass.

779
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:04,782
I'm on your ass like stink on shit!

780
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:07,418
Look, I told you to stop calling me Percy in front of my homies, man.

781
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,053
It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug. You know what it is.

782
00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:10,354
(PRINCIPAL ROGERS LAUGHS)

783
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,356
Pretty thug! A pretty thug?

784
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,392
You look like a pretty little chimpanzee!

785
00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:17,094
Not when I do this.

786
00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:19,664
Amazing!

787
00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,066
You look like OG Meerkat.

788
00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:23,801
Meerkat? Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.

789
00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:26,037
All four of you is short! You understand?

790
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,005
All of you can do a flip under the bed.

791
00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:33,110
Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of 'em?

792
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,012
You up here at the school with some Heelys on?

793
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,915
I'm crazy!

794
00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:40,484
Now, let this student

795
00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,520
and this beautiful super-model...

796
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:43,921
Thank you, baby! ...come on through.

797
00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:47,024
See you. I'm gonna see you.

798
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,726
Move, bitches! You're gonna leave 'em alone around here.

799
00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:52,530
Hit me again. Built like a goddamn car!

800
00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,565
Call me when you want a ride too, motherfucker!

801
00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:58,469
Yes, Lord!

802
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:02,440
This milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, son. Trust and believe!

803
00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:03,941
I'll stick my face in that ass.

804
00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,543
MAN: You'd get stuck. Oh!

805
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:07,778
That's how I got your daddy to knock me up.

806
00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:11,082
Knocked me good and up!

807
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,850
I want you to stay out of my woman's face.

808
00:39:12,883 --> 00:39:13,851
You're not going with that bitch.

809
00:39:13,884 --> 00:39:15,119
Yeah. Get on out of here.

810
00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:16,987
BAM BAM: Or what? Or what? You sure?

811
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,856
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG: Let's roll. Let's roll, nigga.

812
00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:21,425
Start, bitch! God damn it!

813
00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:23,027
All of you better be in a car seat when you leave here.

814
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,628
Easy, cuz! Easy, cuz!

815
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,130
Get your ass out of here!

816
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,000
(CAR BACKFIRES)

817
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,435
(CAR HORN HONKING)

818
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,204
TAWANNA: Fucking piece-of-shit car.

819
00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:35,539
Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.

820
00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:39,110
I don't give a fuck, bitch. Go around, bitch. Go around!

821
00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:42,046
Shit. I don't give a fuck. What the fuck you looking at, motherfucker?

822
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:50,221
FEMALE REPORTER: Now, going live to the LAPD eyewitness ride-along.

823
00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:52,022
So, this is what we like to do all day.

824
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,758
We survey the land and look for evildoers.

825
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,626
And we like picking up bitches!

826
00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:57,795
What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

827
00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:58,829
You don't like picking up bitches?

828
00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:00,898
I love picking up bitches.

829
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:04,468
But I don't say it in the camera. Holy shit! Rock the cockblock!

830
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:06,103
We got some serious

831
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,605
rocking the cockblock right here. (SIREN WAILING)

832
00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:09,707
Pull over, fuckers. We are in hot pursuit!

833
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,575
They're pulling over. We got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

834
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,577
Oh! Rock the cockblock!

835
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:14,979
This is what taxpayers pay for

836
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:17,481
right here and these boys are mine, baby!

837
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:18,949
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

838
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:22,486
Rock the cockblock! Yeah!

839
00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:28,793
(LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Turn the music down!

840
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,127
Huh?

841
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:31,695
Turn the music down!

842
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:33,931
What?

843
00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:36,534
Turn the fucking music down!

844
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:39,537
Hold on, I can't hear you. The music is too loud! Let me turn it down.

845
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:41,138
(TURNS MUSIC DOWN) How fast you were going?

846
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,674
Um...

847
00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:46,243
Apparently not fast enough, Officer, since you caught us.

848
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,045
(BOTH LAUGHING)

849
00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:49,847
Obviously these guys are on drugs. Okay?

850
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,016
Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

851
00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:53,717
Any weapons? BEN J: No, sir!

852
00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:58,255
I mean, ma'am. Officer Penis?

853
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,625
It's P'eniss. It's French.

854
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:05,029
Hey, Penis, all we got is these brownies my grandmother made

855
00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:08,866
and this non-alcoholic grape drink to wash it down with.

856
00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,702
Really? Can I have some of that? BEN J: Yeah, man.

857
00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:12,970
Where's the drink? LEGACY: You want some?

858
00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:14,839
What the fuck are you doing?

859
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,974
What the fuck are you doing? This isn't a restaurant!

860
00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:19,310
I'm starving. I didn't have anything to eat today.

861
00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,145
But you can't eat shit from them.

862
00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:23,214
Your grandmother made these? Yes, sir.

863
00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:25,816
These are amazing! You tell her, she needs her own show.

864
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:29,153
OFFICER P'ENISS: This is ridiculous shit! Get out of the car!

865
00:41:29,186 --> 00:41:31,622
You have to be firm and authoritative

866
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,958
so that these perps treat you with respect.

867
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:34,925
(TIRES SCREECHING) Cockblock!

868
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,262
Hot pursuit! Hot pursuit!

869
00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:42,299
Two black men in a white Rolls Royce going down Fairfax.

870
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,034
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Roger that, Officer Penis!

871
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,302
It's P'eniss!

872
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,672
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

873
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:03,621
(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

874
00:42:05,389 --> 00:42:07,258
(LAUGHS)

875
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,026
Yeah, man. I'm gonna have to make you work the corners.

876
00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,794
Make us some money, man!

877
00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:14,064
Whatever, Holmes! I can feel the burn!

878
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:16,233
This thing works. I feel like Bruce Lee.

879
00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:19,203
We better start rehearsing if we are gonna win the talent show tonight.

880
00:42:19,236 --> 00:42:21,305
I got some cool moves.

881
00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:23,741
Hey, pretty bitches!

882
00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:26,777
I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches.

883
00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:29,280
What you talking about disrespecting? Ain't nobody disrespect you!

884
00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:32,650
I said pretty bitches. Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches!

885
00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:34,151
(LAUGHS) It's a compliment, bitch.

886
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:35,252
Them bitches don't know.

887
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:37,254
Ay, he does have a point.

888
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:38,923
Thank you.

889
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,257
MARY WANNA: Damn, he is kinda cute,

890
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,059
in a little chocolate Smurf type of way.

891
00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:45,062
It's me, baby. You see it. (LAUGHS)

892
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:48,198
You guys can't be serious. Do you hear your friends?

893
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,267
Come on, you guys, let's go inside.

894
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:53,070
BAM BAM: This bitch over here acting like a See-You-In-Tijuana.

895
00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:54,905
Hey, why don't you stop cockblocking, you little Mexican bitch.

896
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:57,007
You see, she over here trying to get it.

897
00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,144
Let your girl get it. Over here, fucking up game. Stankin' bitch!

898
00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:02,212
Mexican bitch! (SINGING IN SPANISH)

899
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,714
Bitch! Bitch!

900
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:06,016
Shit! Let's go! Let's go!

901
00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:07,985
(BOTH LAUGHING)

902
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,753
We are funny! We are...

903
00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:12,723
Look at this bitch!

904
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,425
What's that you called my sister?

905
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:17,761
What the fuck? The fuck you are rolling up on for, cuz?

906
00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:18,762
Huh? He must don't know. He can't know.

907
00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:20,331
He can't know.

908
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,900
I said, "Stop cockblocking, you little Mexican bitch!"

909
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,668
Fucked, my boy! That's what I said, cuz!

910
00:43:24,702 --> 00:43:26,070
This nigga got me fucked up!

911
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,905
Man, show 'em what you do. Oh, shit!

912
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:30,874
Hold on, nigga. It's back here. There you go!

913
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,409
OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga! Okay. Now what?

914
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,911
I'm about to put this nigga in a box.

915
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,713
Don't do it. Calm down. You know how you get.

916
00:43:35,746 --> 00:43:37,815
Six feet under, nigga! You hear me?

917
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,817
Funeral service! Nigga, I... It's seven now. It's seven feet...

918
00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,318
Nigga, I'm talking face on a brochure!

919
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:42,786
Boy! Lights out!

920
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,888
Okay! Hear me? Clap on, clap off!

921
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:47,257
Okay! See, you got me fucked up, cuz.

922
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,126
Comeback! Comeback! Comeback! You got me fucked up, cuz!

923
00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:51,095
Pretty Thug, nigga! You understand? Comeback! Okay!

924
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,830
You don't know, ask somebody. Okay!

925
00:43:52,863 --> 00:43:55,699
Don't fuck around and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga!

926
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,101
What is he talking about? Excuse me, what?

927
00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,103
I said, "OG Lil' Pretty Thug!"

928
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:00,371
Come again, say what? I'm... I'm telling...

929
00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:02,239
(GROWLS) Oh, shit!

930
00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:03,841
This nigga real! This nigga real! Oh, shit!

931
00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:05,175
(GRUNTS) (SCREAMS)

932
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,411
Oh, shit. This motherfucker is strong!

933
00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,780
Fucking thug, nigga. I'll kill you, bitch!

934
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:12,249
Oh, Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints. What the fuck?

935
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:14,318
Bam! Get the grenade on this nigga, man!

936
00:44:14,351 --> 00:44:16,954
Get us a what? Grenade this nigga, man!

937
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,155
Pray to him! Pray to him!

938
00:44:19,223 --> 00:44:20,991
(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

939
00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:22,860
Put him down! He don't deserve that.

940
00:44:22,893 --> 00:44:24,261
Get this cholo, nigga!

941
00:44:24,294 --> 00:44:26,697
Damn! I'm too pretty for this shit.

942
00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:29,833
(YELLING)

943
00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:35,773
God damn! That nigga threw you!

944
00:44:35,806 --> 00:44:37,408
(SCREAMS)

945
00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:38,876
Shit!

946
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:40,110
Oh, shit! Nigga!

947
00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:45,516
I feel that shit!

948
00:44:45,549 --> 00:44:47,151
Enough! Enough!

949
00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:48,352
Listen to me!

950
00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:49,920
(CROWD SHOUTING)

951
00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:51,021
Shit!

952
00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:53,290
I always wanted to do that, eh?

953
00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:54,491
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG: Hey, Bam, grab my gun!

954
00:44:55,826 --> 00:44:57,094
Excuse me, say what?

955
00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:58,862
Grab my gun!

956
00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:00,531
Come again, say what? Get my gun!

957
00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:03,300
I can't understand you. Oh, shit!

958
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,768
Hey, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on their face.

959
00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:06,236
Now come on, in the name of Allah!

960
00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:08,972
Don't do it. Fall back, Holmes. Fall back.

961
00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:09,940
Okay!

962
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,817
What's that you said about my sister?

963
00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:22,786
Will about mine, cuz...

964
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:25,989
(GUN CLICKS)

965
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:29,326
FLACO: No bullets?

966
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:31,128
(ESE'S LAUGH)

967
00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:33,263
This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

968
00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:36,834
MAN: Looks like your life is full of blanks, fool.

969
00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:39,837
(SIREN WAILING)

970
00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:42,406
MAN: Hey, that's The New Boyz? They just cut their new album.

971
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:43,440
Fuck that shit.

972
00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:46,243
Just come on, nigga!

973
00:45:46,276 --> 00:45:49,246
I'm not getting up.

974
00:45:49,279 --> 00:45:51,582
This nasty! I've been fucked up, nigga.

975
00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:52,583
Y'all got me fucked up!

976
00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:54,451
BAM BAM: All the way up.

977
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:57,821
You talking like a real gigo. You talking like a real gigo, man.

978
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:03,427
Oh, shit! We made it to World Star?

979
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,928
Man, that shit's crazy.

980
00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:06,330
Hey, nigga, I killed them niggas off.

981
00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,031
Ain't that some good shit. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

982
00:46:08,065 --> 00:46:09,867
Hey, y'all. Hear that, nigga.

983
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:12,136
Look whose mom finally let him out the house.

984
00:46:12,169 --> 00:46:14,905
Hey, y'all are wack. You hating 'cause my momma care.

985
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:18,876
Ghetto-ass mama. She care about gun play.

986
00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:21,411
Did you see your little cameo on World Star? Check it out.

987
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,846
Got a million views.

988
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,047
JASON: Is it tight?

989
00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:26,016
Yo!

990
00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:27,885
(RANGERS LAUGHING)

991
00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:29,353
JULIAN: Loser!

992
00:46:29,386 --> 00:46:31,355
Langston, can I use your phone to call Anastacia?

993
00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:33,123
Why don't you call at your crib?

994
00:46:33,157 --> 00:46:35,592
Well, we don't have a house phone.

995
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,561
All we got is my mom's pager.

996
00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:40,164
Besides, I need the moral support from my guys, you know?

997
00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,598
I'm mad nervous, y'all.

998
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,335
For sure. Call her.

999
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:48,472
JULIAN: And I'm gonna call George Kush and light up this blunt.

1000
00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:54,244
You know what? I can't believe they beat my record.

1001
00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:58,649
You know I hold the record for most videos retired on 106...

1002
00:46:58,682 --> 00:47:01,151
And this one is smashing it. How many days it's been over? (LAUGHING)

1003
00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:03,487
Cut it! 78 days!

1004
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,322
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

1005
00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:08,325
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1006
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,599
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1007
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:17,968
(PHONE RINGS)

1008
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:20,370
Hello!

1009
00:47:20,404 --> 00:47:21,605
Yo, it's Jason.

1010
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,575
Who the hell is Jason?

1011
00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:28,245
What do you want with my daughter?

1012
00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:32,416
Hey, sir, it's Jason and I want to speak with Anastacia, sir.

1013
00:47:32,449 --> 00:47:34,218
Man, you didn't answer my question. Who are you?

1014
00:47:34,251 --> 00:47:36,587
And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

1015
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:40,457
Uh... Me and Anastacia are ass-mates... I mean classmates!

1016
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:42,559
We share a room...

1017
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:45,429
We share a classroom and I help her with her homework.

1018
00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:47,965
And I wanted to know if she needed any more help... Help...

1019
00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:49,266
If she needed me to help her with her homework.

1020
00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:50,434
'Cause I helped her with her homework.

1021
00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:52,636
Hold on. Anastacia!

1022
00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:55,405
ANASTACIA: I'm coming.

1023
00:48:01,578 --> 00:48:02,679
Hello?

1024
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:05,349
Hey, Anastacia.

1025
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:08,585
Jason?

1026
00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:11,288
Yeah. I thought this was your cell phone.

1027
00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,459
I lost my cell phone. This is my home phone.

1028
00:48:15,492 --> 00:48:16,560
What's up?

1029
00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:21,365
Uh, nothing. What's up with you?

1030
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:23,533
Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie!

1031
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,469
(RANGERS LAUGHING)

1032
00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:26,670
(WHISPERS) Shut up!

1033
00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:28,171
Excuse me? Uh...

1034
00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:31,108
Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.

1035
00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:33,410
Um...

1036
00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:36,179
I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.

1037
00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:38,248
Later on. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

1038
00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:39,383
I guess so.

1039
00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:55,532
(COUGHING)

1040
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:59,269
Straight crash and burn!

1041
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,338
You got all shook when her dad got on the phone.

1042
00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:03,307
It was downhill from there.

1043
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:05,742
She probably thinks you are a big-ass dork right about now.

1044
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,611
I told you about them Mexican daddies, man.

1045
00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:09,713
No niggers in mi casa, fool!

1046
00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:12,182
LANGSTON: Confidence, bro. That's all it is.

1047
00:49:12,215 --> 00:49:13,350
Stop being so fuckin' nervous.

1048
00:49:13,383 --> 00:49:14,685
JULIAN: Yeah, virgin!

1049
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,460
Who was that on the phone?

1050
00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:26,029
Nobody. It was just a friend from school.

1051
00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:27,264
He was helping me with homework.

1052
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:29,333
Oh, yeah? He's helping you out.

1053
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:32,636
And your little friend from school. Is he a negrito?

1054
00:49:32,669 --> 00:49:34,438
What does it matter?

1055
00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:37,708
Orale, Kim Kardashian? Now you're dating black guys?

1056
00:49:37,741 --> 00:49:39,309
Papa! Papa?

1057
00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:41,078
Don't papa me.

1058
00:49:41,111 --> 00:49:44,314
Okay, I know how suave black guys are.

1059
00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:48,752
They talk to you with that Mack Daddy lingo, holding their giant penises.

1060
00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:50,721
All right, and I could tell by this kid's voice,

1061
00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:52,289
over the phone,

1062
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,157
it was all deep, he's got a giant palo.

1063
00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:56,493
No, he doesn't.

1064
00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:57,761
What did you say?

1065
00:49:57,794 --> 00:49:59,596
Nothing.

1066
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:02,799
Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...

1067
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,301
Which means what?

1068
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:07,537
Which means you're fertile as hell.

1069
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:11,308
I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby with a big penis

1070
00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,143
running around this house, touching all my shit,

1071
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:15,112
and leaving him for me to raise.

1072
00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:16,813
ANASTACIA: I can't believe we're talking... Big black baby.

1073
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,082
...about this right now. I'm a virgin.

1074
00:50:19,116 --> 00:50:23,687
I didn't run off like you and Mom and get pregnant when I was 16.

1075
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,424
All right, well, at least I stuck around to take care of my children.

1076
00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:29,292
Those black guys come around with their cool talk

1077
00:50:29,326 --> 00:50:30,827
and they get you in bed,

1078
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:33,597
and when you get pregnant, they turn into magicians.

1079
00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:35,198
Magicians?

1080
00:50:35,232 --> 00:50:36,800
Yeah, magicians, like that acho we saw

1081
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,301
at the casino, David Coppertone.

1082
00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:40,137
Yeah, Coppertone. OSCAR: He was good.

1083
00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:41,138
Yeah, it was funny. OSCAR: The rabbits?

1084
00:50:41,171 --> 00:50:42,806
Yeah, they were cute.

1085
00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:44,441
They disappear.

1086
00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:47,144
I don't want you to become a statistic. All right?

1087
00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:50,714
I'm telling you because I want you to take care of yourself. I care about you.

1088
00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:54,184
Papa, don't worry about me. Worry about your sons.

1089
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,353
Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail? (VIDEO GAME BEEPS)

1090
00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:57,320
(GRUNTS)

1091
00:50:58,555 --> 00:50:59,856
Or this one.

1092
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,725
The 18-year-old who still wears slippers

1093
00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:03,427
because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

1094
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:04,661
Hmm?

1095
00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:09,266
Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

1096
00:51:09,299 --> 00:51:11,735
I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

1097
00:51:11,768 --> 00:51:14,604
I would have to agree with Flaco on that one.

1098
00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:17,441
Who asked you to talk, ese, and why are you always here?

1099
00:51:17,474 --> 00:51:20,744
Yeah. Why are you always here?

1100
00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:22,345
What do you mean? I'm family.

1101
00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:23,914
How are you family, fool?

1102
00:51:23,947 --> 00:51:26,349
Yeah. How are you family, fool?

1103
00:51:28,852 --> 00:51:32,189
I'm second cousin to your third cousin's cunado, El Machete,

1104
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:33,757
who married Consuela, who was married

1105
00:51:33,790 --> 00:51:36,193
to Pablo before and then escaped to the US.

1106
00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:39,796
After that, El Machete took care of me, and then he disappeared.

1107
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:42,265
So, I didn't know what to do. So I just came here.

1108
00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:43,400
And that's all I have to say about that.

1109
00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:47,537
And you want me to be with somebody like this?

1110
00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:48,839
Gosh, Papa.

1111
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:53,243
Shit, she might have a point.

1112
00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:54,778
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1113
00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:57,314
DJ ON MIC: Power 106! DJ Sully Sal.

1114
00:51:57,347 --> 00:52:00,884
The moment you've been waiting for is going down.

1115
00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:03,286
We're gonna lock your asses in.

1116
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,823
At the talent contest we will be making some stars tonight.

1117
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:09,192
You know how we do it. Y'all ready?

1118
00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:13,630
It's all about Unity in the Community! Yo, Monte Vista, let's go!

1119
00:52:13,663 --> 00:52:16,199
We got The Rej3ctz in the house! (CROWD CHEERING)

1120
00:52:16,233 --> 00:52:17,667
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1121
00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:51,768
Oh, snap! The Rangers are in the house!

1122
00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:54,237
They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.

1123
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,780
You Ranger boys better behave yourselves tonight.

1124
00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:09,252
I'm gonna behave on that ass tonight.

1125
00:53:09,286 --> 00:53:10,921
DAY DAY: Yeah, Ms. Johnson got cakes.

1126
00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:14,391
I ain't gonna lie. She is nice looking.

1127
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:16,526
Come on, man.

1128
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,827
What you're really supposed to be worried about is Anastacia tonight.

1129
00:53:21,565 --> 00:53:24,768
Nigga, this ain't the Disney Channel. You better go handle that.

1130
00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:26,836
She practically throwing her pussy at you, fuck boy.

1131
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:28,338
LANGSTON: All you got to do is catch it.

1132
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:31,942
I don't even know what to do, y'all.

1133
00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:33,743
I know what this little nigga needs.

1134
00:53:33,777 --> 00:53:34,744
RANGERS: Seven minutes of heaven.

1135
00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:40,283
LANGSTON: Hey!

1136
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:42,485
Everybody got their name in the hat?

1137
00:53:42,519 --> 00:53:45,355
For sure. Y'all know how this goes down.

1138
00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,424
Seven minutes of heaven.

1139
00:53:47,457 --> 00:53:49,326
I pick two names out of this cap,

1140
00:53:49,359 --> 00:53:51,494
y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.

1141
00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:54,364
First two names are...

1142
00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:57,033
(CHUCKLES)

1143
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,368
Julian and Big Booty Becky.

1144
00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:00,604
Get in.

1145
00:54:01,805 --> 00:54:03,373
What a nasty ho!

1146
00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:04,608
(STOPWATCH BEEPS)

1147
00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:05,642
Seven minutes.

1148
00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:08,044
So, what's up, Becky?

1149
00:54:09,379 --> 00:54:11,014
Absolutely nothing. (GROANS)

1150
00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:13,383
For seven minutes.

1151
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:14,551
Come on, don't be like that.

1152
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:16,820
Ow.

1153
00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,691
(SIREN WAILING)

1154
00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,927
Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

1155
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,997
It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip!

1156
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:31,434
This is what super cops do, right, Lagney? (LAUGHS)

1157
00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:32,869
What the fuck are you doing?

1158
00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:35,572
I've had three of these things... Shit.

1159
00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:36,973
The best.

1160
00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:39,776
What happens when you lick a goat's ass?

1161
00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:42,612
Ah... (LAUGHS)

1162
00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:43,913
OFFICER P'ENISS: Pay attention, fucker!

1163
00:54:46,082 --> 00:54:47,417
(LAUGHING)

1164
00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:52,555
OFFICER LAGNEY: I think you're beautiful.

1165
00:54:52,589 --> 00:54:53,623
What?

1166
00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:54,591
I think you're beautiful.

1167
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:58,895
You're beautiful.

1168
00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:01,364
Get your hand off my tit, man! I'm driving.

1169
00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:03,333
I like you.

1170
00:55:07,103 --> 00:55:08,605
So we not gonna do nothing, Becky?

1171
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,140
Would you even be interested if

1172
00:55:10,173 --> 00:55:11,641
I didn't have this big ol' booty on me?

1173
00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:12,976
What?

1174
00:55:13,009 --> 00:55:14,010
What kind of question is that?

1175
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,712
That's what I thought.

1176
00:55:15,745 --> 00:55:17,480
All you like me for is my booty.

1177
00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:19,382
It's such a nice booty.

1178
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:24,621
Plus, you got a cute smile.

1179
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:27,057
And a dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

1180
00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:28,458
Aw.

1181
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,894
See, I'm a nice guy.

1182
00:55:30,927 --> 00:55:32,128
LANGSTON: One minute left!

1183
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,030
Shit, that's all I need.

1184
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,699
You don't got to tell me twice.

1185
00:55:37,967 --> 00:55:39,502
Daddy about to get it on.

1186
00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:40,704
(BOTH MOANING)

1187
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:42,672
Fuck!

1188
00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:43,940
You love the white chocolate. (CHUCKLES)

1189
00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:45,442
I normally don't date white women.

1190
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:47,010
But when I do...

1191
00:55:47,043 --> 00:55:48,978
(YELLS)

1192
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,814
What are y'all doing out in this hallway? Get to the dance!

1193
00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:53,917
The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?

1194
00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:57,120
Well, I'm the Principal. What are you doing...

1195
00:55:57,153 --> 00:56:01,458
Do you got an ETA on The New Boyz?

1196
00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:04,761
No, but we know about Ms. Johnson's T n' A.

1197
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,996
You better watch your mouth.

1198
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:09,966
Sitting up there talking about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA...

1199
00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:12,102
Yo, what the hell is going on out there?

1200
00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:16,139
Uh, Principal Rogers, as soon as I hear about The New Boyz,

1201
00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:18,041
I'll come look for you, bro.

1202
00:56:18,074 --> 00:56:20,176
Yeah, you do that.

1203
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,746
Snitchin' ass nigga. You know a snitch don't like a snitch.

1204
00:56:22,779 --> 00:56:25,014
You take it easy and get to the dance, nigga.

1205
00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:27,751
Will do, sir.

1206
00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:36,760
Hey, y'all give it up for the Supa Sizers, y'all!

1207
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:38,461
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1208
00:56:46,870 --> 00:56:47,971
(YAWNS)

1209
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:50,974
Do the shit!

1210
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,009
Do the shit!

1211
00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:01,484
Next two names are...

1212
00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:05,088
Jason and Anastacia.

1213
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:12,595
SULLY SAL: Okay, I guess y'all are not feeling the Supa Sizers.

1214
00:57:12,629 --> 00:57:15,765
The New Boyz are on their way and we still got the talent contest coming up.

1215
00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:18,168
The Sweet Gyrls, The Rangers...

1216
00:57:18,201 --> 00:57:20,136
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

1217
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:21,805
(STOPWATCH BEEPS) Seven minutes.

1218
00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:31,014
Have you done this before?

1219
00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:33,082
Nope.

1220
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:35,819
Me either. Kinda awkward, huh?

1221
00:57:36,219 --> 00:57:37,987
Yeah. Very.

1222
00:57:44,694 --> 00:57:46,996
SULLY SAL ON RADIO: Power 106!

1223
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:49,065
We are broadcasting live from Monte Vista High School,

1224
00:57:49,098 --> 00:57:51,267
it's all about Unity in the Community.

1225
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:54,237
And we're waiting on The New Boyz. Where y'all at, man?

1226
00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:56,573
Hey, nigga. Wake the fuck up! Yeah, nigga.

1227
00:57:57,874 --> 00:57:59,943
Man, fuck these niggas. Hurry up

1228
00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:02,779
so we can bash this thing at the lock-in.

1229
00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:05,682
All right, that's my nigga. Now we're talking.

1230
00:58:05,715 --> 00:58:08,151
(LAUGHING)

1231
00:58:08,184 --> 00:58:10,753
Whee! What the fuck are you doing, man?

1232
00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:12,989
Get your ass out of my face!

1233
00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:14,624
Soft as a baby's butt!

1234
00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:15,992
Are you fucking crazy?

1235
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,296
Normally we have these missions more intact.

1236
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:23,099
But it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

1237
00:58:23,132 --> 00:58:25,168
I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

1238
00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:26,202
(LAUGHS)

1239
00:58:26,236 --> 00:58:27,337
(URINATING) Mmm...

1240
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:28,872
What the fuck are you doing?

1241
00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:32,075
Are you nuts?

1242
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:36,813
Peaches! Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money.

1243
00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:39,649
I'll blow every window in that raggedy fuckin' condo out.

1244
00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:41,584
What the fuck are you doing, man?

1245
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:45,855
Bring your ass out here! I'm gonna kill you!

1246
00:58:45,889 --> 00:58:46,990
(SCREAMS)

1247
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:47,957
Oh!

1248
00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:55,331
LANGSTON: One minute left!

1249
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:57,767
So... There's no chance that I can...

1250
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,335
You're not getting my panties.

1251
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:00,603
What?

1252
00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:02,071
I know all about it.

1253
00:59:02,105 --> 00:59:04,774
Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine,

1254
00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:07,343
who told me all about your mission.

1255
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:08,745
Kinda stupid, huh?

1256
00:59:08,778 --> 00:59:10,813
Yeah.

1257
00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:12,181
And I can't go out like that.

1258
00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,018
I understand.

1259
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:17,620
And honestly, I respect you more for it.

1260
00:59:18,788 --> 00:59:20,657
Thanks.

1261
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:22,058
You're sweet.

1262
00:59:22,091 --> 00:59:23,159
Doing good, cowboy.

1263
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,662
Thanks, man.

1264
00:59:25,695 --> 00:59:26,863
Thanks for what?

1265
00:59:27,964 --> 00:59:29,933
Uh, nothing.

1266
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,001
You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

1267
00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,336
Me? (CHUCKLES) No.

1268
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,172
(CLEARS THROAT)

1269
00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:37,707
ANASTACIA: It's okay.

1270
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,909
I used to do the same thing ever since

1271
00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:42,312
my mom died when I was really young.

1272
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:45,048
I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk to.

1273
00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:47,183
It was my best friend.

1274
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:49,252
Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?

1275
00:59:49,285 --> 00:59:52,188
I bet not as much as cowboys. (CHUCKLES)

1276
00:59:52,221 --> 00:59:54,190
Unicorns don't exist, so...

1277
00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:57,427
You hit Bigfoot!

1278
00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,262
What the fuck did you make me do?

1279
00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:00,964
I didn't hit Bigfoot.

1280
01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:02,298
Who gives a fuck? Look at the car!

1281
01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:04,434
Oh, fuck!

1282
01:00:04,467 --> 01:00:06,436
Are we gonna help her?

1283
01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:08,171
I'm going to commandeer this vehicle. I gotta get those guys.

1284
01:00:09,305 --> 01:00:10,740
OFFICER LAGNEY: Sorry, Bigfoot.

1285
01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:11,741
Fucking door doesn't work. Follow me!

1286
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:13,076
So sorry.

1287
01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:15,812
Follow me, you fucking idiot. Yes!

1288
01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:18,348
SULLY SAL: Hey, yo ladies, make some noise for Floor Cat!

1289
01:00:18,381 --> 01:00:20,383
(CROWD CHEERING) (RandB MUSIC PLAYING)

1290
01:00:41,104 --> 01:00:42,405
Not so fast, Day Day.

1291
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:47,443
Wow. Looks like everyone is hooking up.

1292
01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:48,411
You wanna dance?

1293
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,215
Sure!

1294
01:00:52,248 --> 01:00:54,384
This is my song.

1295
01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:55,985
(RandB MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

1296
01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:16,305
Sometimes you gotta love your dance steps. (GRUNTS)

1297
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:21,511
Oh!

1298
01:01:21,544 --> 01:01:23,246
Hey. We're here. Yeah, you are here.

1299
01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:24,313
Get to the dance. Yes, sir!

1300
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:26,015
Get to the dance. Punks!

1301
01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:28,418
Get your hands off my bitch! Now, get to the dance.

1302
01:01:28,451 --> 01:01:31,254
Get your hands... Get off me, boy! Get to the dance!

1303
01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:35,725
(SINGING)

1304
01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:41,764
Y'all ready, homie? You ready, Cuz?

1305
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:44,333
(SHOUTS)

1306
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:45,902
What about you? Is you ready?

1307
01:01:45,935 --> 01:01:47,503
Uh-huh. They whooped your ass, man.

1308
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:49,105
They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

1309
01:01:49,138 --> 01:01:51,407
I'll tell you that right now. You know how I get.

1310
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:54,210
Man, fuck that shit, man! You ready to ride out or what, nigga?

1311
01:01:54,243 --> 01:01:55,812
Excuse me, say what? Man, you heard me!

1312
01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,513
Come again, say what?

1313
01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,015
Man, why every time a nigga say something to you, cuz,

1314
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,917
you act like you can't hear me?

1315
01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:03,086
The fuck is wrong with you? You go deaf from all them shots, nigga?

1316
01:02:03,119 --> 01:02:05,788
No nigga, it was my mamma's pussy.

1317
01:02:05,822 --> 01:02:08,524
If I hadn't told you yet, my mamma had an outbreak on her pussy lip

1318
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,460
'cause she got herpes, right?

1319
01:02:10,493 --> 01:02:14,030
When she had me, the herpes hit my ear, fucked me all up.

1320
01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:16,165
What? But we in good standing.

1321
01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:18,367
Bitch! Bitch nasty!

1322
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:20,069
Excuse me, say what?

1323
01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:21,871
Nasty bitch! Come again, say what?

1324
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:24,307
(GRUNTS IMPATIENTLY) I know, let's ride!

1325
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:26,442
We got The New Boyz in the house!

1326
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:28,478
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1327
01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:31,781
(NEW BOYZ RAPPING)

1328
01:02:47,196 --> 01:02:49,198
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) (STUDENTS CHEERING)

1329
01:03:06,415 --> 01:03:08,284
EL MATADOR: Man.

1330
01:03:08,317 --> 01:03:10,820
How long do we have to wait for to give the beat down?

1331
01:03:12,155 --> 01:03:14,223
Told you, Junior said midnight.

1332
01:03:14,257 --> 01:03:15,858
Shit! I'm bored, eh!

1333
01:03:18,327 --> 01:03:19,629
It's not fair.

1334
01:03:19,662 --> 01:03:21,964
FLACO: What's not fair?

1335
01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:25,434
Anastacia and her friends and everybody are partying and dancing the night away.

1336
01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:27,537
While we're just here. Sitting and waiting.

1337
01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:31,974
Shit. I wanna dance.

1338
01:03:36,112 --> 01:03:37,547
Fuck it. Dance, man!

1339
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:39,882
Dance!

1340
01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:43,953
Hit it, Whispers!

1341
01:03:43,986 --> 01:03:45,922
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) (LAUGHS) Yeah!

1342
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,868
Yeah, you tell them to pull off that one!

1343
01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:03,272
That's all I gotta say about that.

1344
01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:04,640
(HUMMING)

1345
01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:08,311
Ooh! (CLOTH RIPS)

1346
01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,680
Oh, yeah!

1347
01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:13,182
I ripped my pants and I don't care.

1348
01:04:13,216 --> 01:04:16,185
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1349
01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:18,254
MAN: But it's talent contest time, y'all.

1350
01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:21,390
If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,

1351
01:04:21,424 --> 01:04:23,526
you better be hot tonight! All right?

1352
01:04:23,559 --> 01:04:26,929
So let's give it up right now for our first contestants.

1353
01:04:26,963 --> 01:04:29,632
Make some noise for the Sweet Gyrls!

1354
01:04:32,134 --> 01:04:34,170
♪ Holla, holla, baby

1355
01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:37,206
♪ Show me that you really want me

1356
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,175
♪ 'Cause I need to hear it Uh-huh

1357
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,978
♪ Go ahead and push up on me

1358
01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:44,380
♪ I can tell you really want

1359
01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:46,716
♪ Really want me

1360
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:49,485
♪ Your kiss and your touch

1361
01:04:49,518 --> 01:04:52,255
♪ Feels so damn good

1362
01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:54,156
♪ Getting under my skin

1363
01:04:54,190 --> 01:04:56,559
♪ Try to fight it but I can't win

1364
01:04:56,592 --> 01:04:58,527
♪ This is all your fault

1365
01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:01,030
♪ Boy, I love the way you touch me

1366
01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:05,234
♪ Baby, you touch me in the best way

1367
01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:09,572
♪ I think I love you What can I say?

1368
01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:12,041
♪ Caught me by surprise

1369
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:15,077
BOTH: Oh! ♪ Showed me your disguise

1370
01:05:15,111 --> 01:05:18,714
♪ Made it to your arms and I love it

1371
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:22,718
♪ Yeah, baby, baby I love the way you touched me

1372
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,588
♪ Touched me!

1373
01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:28,224
♪ Touched me!

1374
01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:30,726
♪ Touched me!

1375
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,262
♪ Touch me, tease me I'm trying to make it easy

1376
01:05:33,296 --> 01:05:36,065
♪ You're singing to my tune like your name is Lil Weezy

1377
01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:38,401
♪ 500 degrees More than just breezy

1378
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,603
♪ Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy!

1379
01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:43,406
♪ And I want to make it real with you

1380
01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:45,308
Show love, baby! (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1381
01:05:45,341 --> 01:05:46,709
What?

1382
01:05:46,742 --> 01:05:48,411
♪ I'm trying to settle down

1383
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,680
♪ Ain't nothing I'll be scared of now

1384
01:05:50,713 --> 01:05:52,715
♪ To the top of the world We can soar for miles

1385
01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:55,418
♪ Baby, let them haters hate I'mma hold you down

1386
01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:58,054
♪ Even though I didn't grow up on your side of town

1387
01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:00,323
♪ I'mma throw up your set when we riding out

1388
01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:04,327
♪ Baby, you touch me in the best way

1389
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,262
All right. Man, you seeing this, my nigga?

1390
01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:07,330
It's cheating.

1391
01:06:08,831 --> 01:06:11,467
♪ Caught me by surprise

1392
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:14,470
♪ Showed me your disguise

1393
01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:17,707
♪ Made it to your arms and I love it

1394
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:22,578
♪ Yeah, baby, baby I love the way you touched me

1395
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:25,281
♪ Touched me!

1396
01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:27,516
♪ Touched me!

1397
01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:30,086
♪ Touched me!

1398
01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:34,323
(CROWD CHEERING)

1399
01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:36,826
(PRINCIPAL ROGERS YELLING ON PA)

1400
01:06:36,859 --> 01:06:38,527
Tastes like candy!

1401
01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:42,198
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1402
01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:43,699
(CROWD JEERING)

1403
01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:50,406
Come on. MAN 1: Oh, hell no!

1404
01:06:50,439 --> 01:06:51,841
(CROWD BOOING)

1405
01:06:51,874 --> 01:06:53,409
MAN 2: Y'all suck!

1406
01:06:53,442 --> 01:06:54,543
What's up, man?

1407
01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:59,482
That's how those pimp bangers do it, homie!

1408
01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:01,283
Man! That shit was horrible.

1409
01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,119
Hey man, your mama like it. Shut up!

1410
01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:05,221
Yeah. What the hell is RGOKY anyway?

1411
01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:07,189
BOTH: Ranger Gang, Kill Yourselves.

1412
01:07:07,223 --> 01:07:08,324
SULLY SAL: Last but not least!

1413
01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,558
Now get out the way.

1414
01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:11,560
Give it up for The Rangers!

1415
01:07:11,594 --> 01:07:13,062
(CROWD CHEERING)

1416
01:07:14,263 --> 01:07:15,631
Come on!

1417
01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:17,533
♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four

1418
01:07:17,566 --> 01:07:19,702
♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more

1419
01:07:19,735 --> 01:07:21,704
♪ I need a tip, tip

1420
01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:23,205
♪ I need a tip, tip

1421
01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:24,607
I got you babe!

1422
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,209
♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four

1423
01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:29,478
♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more

1424
01:07:29,512 --> 01:07:34,417
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip

1425
01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:36,752
♪ I said, it's 6:00 in the morning and she be tipping on my dick

1426
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,821
Tipping on my dick tip Tipping on my dick!

1427
01:07:38,854 --> 01:07:41,524
♪ Make her scream "Rangers" when I'm hitting that shit

1428
01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:43,793
♪ Low riders, can you fit up in my whip

1429
01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:46,595
♪ I got a bad bitch but she wouldn't get evicted!

1430
01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:48,731
♪ She gave me a lap dance, now I'm addicted

1431
01:07:48,764 --> 01:07:51,267
♪ Standing at attention That's where my dick is

1432
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:53,536
♪ Counting all this money Hi, momma, come and get this

1433
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:56,172
♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four

1434
01:07:56,205 --> 01:07:57,907
♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more

1435
01:07:57,940 --> 01:08:00,276
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

1436
01:08:00,309 --> 01:08:02,845
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

1437
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:05,548
♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four

1438
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:07,716
♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more

1439
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:13,289
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

1440
01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:15,257
♪ Funky-fresh, dressed to impress Ready to party!

1441
01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:17,526
♪ White boys in my pocket Hos feeling up my body

1442
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,162
♪ Cristal, OJ and Bacardi

1443
01:08:20,196 --> 01:08:22,398
♪ Stupid paper My wallet is retarded!

1444
01:08:22,431 --> 01:08:24,934
♪ I get money Money I got!

1445
01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:26,902
♪ Well I need a tip. ♪ Then make that booty pop.

1446
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:31,640
♪ Make that booty pop. Baby don't stop ♪ Drop!

1447
01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:33,876
♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four

1448
01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:35,945
♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more

1449
01:08:35,978 --> 01:08:38,447
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

1450
01:08:38,481 --> 01:08:41,250
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

1451
01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:43,686
♪ One honey, two honey, three honey, four

1452
01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:45,754
♪ Five honey, six honey, seven honey, more

1453
01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:48,524
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪

1454
01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:50,559
(RECORD SCRATCHES) (CROWD GASPS)

1455
01:08:50,593 --> 01:08:52,428
What the hell is you doing, man? Get up, man. Come on.

1456
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,363
Shit!

1457
01:08:54,396 --> 01:08:55,798
Shit! We're in the middle of a party.

1458
01:08:55,831 --> 01:08:57,533
I'm good. Thank you.

1459
01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,869
Get that brownie off my record!

1460
01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:04,607
JASON: Damn, if this'll ruin The Rangers' chance to win the contest,

1461
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,675
it'll ruin my chance with Anastacia.

1462
01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:10,479
Oh, come on, buckaroo!

1463
01:09:12,515 --> 01:09:14,984
You got this.

1464
01:09:15,017 --> 01:09:16,585
JASON: Prairie Puff Man is right.

1465
01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:17,686
I can do this.

1466
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,324
Yo, listen.

1467
01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:23,526
I can do this.

1468
01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:25,661
(MOUTHING)

1469
01:09:27,363 --> 01:09:29,465
What do I got to lose?

1470
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:32,268
♪ Listen. They call me J-Extra, Yeah boy, I'm next up

1471
01:09:32,301 --> 01:09:33,669
♪ Lippin 'em, flippin 'em, rippin 'em, yeah!

1472
01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:35,337
♪ Tippin' them, tippin' the scales

1473
01:09:35,371 --> 01:09:37,606
♪ I used to be scared But now I gotta man up!

1474
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,942
♪ Do it like my mamma told me, "Why you got a tan?"

1475
01:09:39,975 --> 01:09:42,611
♪ Smoke like the Prairie Puff Man, have I had enough!

1476
01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:44,780
♪ It's so tough, so rough, so tough, tough!

1477
01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:47,316
♪ But I just fell in love with Anastacia

1478
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,885
♪ Yeah, do your thang, girl I like how you love me ♪

1479
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:52,855
(LAUGHS)

1480
01:09:54,657 --> 01:09:55,624
ANASTACIA: Go Jason!

1481
01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:57,393
(CROWD CHEERING)

1482
01:10:03,065 --> 01:10:05,367
I fucks with The Rangers!

1483
01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:12,908
ANASTACIA: Oh, my God! You were amazing!

1484
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:16,045
Yo, J-Extra. You saved us, dawg!

1485
01:10:16,078 --> 01:10:18,280
You did that, my dude. Respect!

1486
01:10:18,314 --> 01:10:20,516
Yo, Jay, where did that come from?

1487
01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:22,985
I honestly couldn't even tell you, it just, like, came to me.

1488
01:10:23,018 --> 01:10:24,286
Yo. You see this right here, right?

1489
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,555
Got someone who need that.

1490
01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:29,858
You know what I'm saying? Somebody's about to walk away with $2,000.

1491
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,860
You know what I'm saying? DJ Felli Fel,

1492
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,296
Power 106, Unity in the Community.

1493
01:10:34,330 --> 01:10:37,633
It's been a great night. And to announce your winner right now,

1494
01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:39,935
y'all give it up for The New Boyz!

1495
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:41,270
(CROWD CHEERING WILDLY)

1496
01:10:49,545 --> 01:10:53,616
Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances.

1497
01:10:53,649 --> 01:10:57,353
Hell yeah. Some of y'all did your thing tonight, man!

1498
01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:59,722
Some of y'all were complete failures.

1499
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:00,990
Fucking booty.

1500
01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:03,459
But yo, man, on the real though,

1501
01:11:03,492 --> 01:11:05,928
there can only be one winner.

1502
01:11:05,961 --> 01:11:08,897
And this group crushed it! Murdered it! Killed it.

1503
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:10,366
(NEW BOYZ WHOOPING)

1504
01:11:10,399 --> 01:11:12,568
So, give it up for tonight's winner!

1505
01:11:12,601 --> 01:11:14,336
Motherfucking...

1506
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:15,771
BOTH: Sweet Gyrls!

1507
01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:17,539
(SCREAMING)

1508
01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:18,941
Huh?

1509
01:11:18,974 --> 01:11:20,776
We won! This is so exciting!

1510
01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:22,378
Thank you! My goodness!

1511
01:11:22,411 --> 01:11:24,079
Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro.

1512
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,781
DAY DAY: Yo, I needed that two grand.

1513
01:11:25,814 --> 01:11:27,483
How did we lose?

1514
01:11:27,516 --> 01:11:28,851
We must've got these niggas tripping, bro!

1515
01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:31,487
Yo, look at how high they are.

1516
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:32,855
Don't even know who the fuck they're picking right now.

1517
01:11:32,888 --> 01:11:34,456
So excited!

1518
01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:37,826
Oh shit! Day Day, it's 12:00.

1519
01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:40,029
Time for me to go face the music, you feel me?

1520
01:11:40,062 --> 01:11:41,664
LANGSTON: Wait. Hold up. What's 12:00?

1521
01:11:41,697 --> 01:11:44,333
Yo. That's the end of the talent show, y'all.

1522
01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,610
Day Day, I know you don't want to get into it with the Ese's, man.

1523
01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:56,879
Shit!

1524
01:11:56,912 --> 01:11:59,715
Yo Junior, I tried to get your money by midnight. But I need some more time.

1525
01:11:59,748 --> 01:12:01,116
You can do whatever you want to me.

1526
01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:02,351
But please, don't hurt my family.

1527
01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:04,620
(GROWLS)

1528
01:12:06,822 --> 01:12:08,390
I ain't got insurance, Junior!

1529
01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:09,425
(GROWLS)

1530
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,963
Junior says, "Time's up!"

1531
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:17,633
Man, Day Day ain't going nowhere.

1532
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,068
You're going to have to kill us all.

1533
01:12:22,905 --> 01:12:24,139
(CHUCKLES)

1534
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,674
Cool.

1535
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,710
DAY DAY: No. Fuck that. It's cool, bro.

1536
01:12:27,743 --> 01:12:29,011
It's time for me to handle this debt by myself.

1537
01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:31,580
Like a man. So what's up?

1538
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,782
What's up? ANASTACIA: Junior!

1539
01:12:33,816 --> 01:12:35,884
Flaco, no!

1540
01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:38,487
Anastacia, what are you doing here? Get outta here, go!

1541
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,489
Anastacia, go back to the gym. We good, I promise.

1542
01:12:41,557 --> 01:12:42,491
(GROANING)

1543
01:12:46,495 --> 01:12:48,497
Don't talk to my sister like that, ese.

1544
01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:49,465
Stop it!

1545
01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:54,703
We'll blast through Mexicans tonight for what they did to you, OG.

1546
01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:56,872
Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, cuz!

1547
01:12:56,905 --> 01:12:57,973
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)

1548
01:12:58,006 --> 01:12:59,441
What?

1549
01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:00,442
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY) (GRUNTING)

1550
01:13:00,476 --> 01:13:01,677
Nigga what?

1551
01:13:01,710 --> 01:13:03,846
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY) (GRUNTING)

1552
01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:06,448
Oh, we could've made some Mexican cunt salad around this motherfucker.

1553
01:13:06,482 --> 01:13:07,916
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY) (GRUNTING)

1554
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:25,734
PRAIRIE PUFF MAN: Now is the time, my son!

1555
01:13:25,768 --> 01:13:27,503
This is your hero moment!

1556
01:13:46,221 --> 01:13:47,456
(GROANING)

1557
01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:52,161
Oh!

1558
01:13:52,194 --> 01:13:53,962
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1559
01:13:53,996 --> 01:13:54,930
I'm fine!

1560
01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:57,800
Are you okay?

1561
01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:01,003
Oh, my God, Jason. You're hurt.

1562
01:14:06,742 --> 01:14:07,943
(CAR HONKING)

1563
01:14:12,915 --> 01:14:14,917
Everybody, freeze!

1564
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:16,919
OFFICER P'ENISS: What the hell is going on here? Yeah!

1565
01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:18,220
Stand back! We got this.

1566
01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:20,989
Everybody freeze!

1567
01:14:21,023 --> 01:14:23,192
We got this. We got this under control!

1568
01:14:23,225 --> 01:14:25,260
Great frickin' police work.

1569
01:14:28,564 --> 01:14:30,766
Can I just talk to him for one second.

1570
01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:32,768
You got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up.

1571
01:14:34,269 --> 01:14:37,072
Look. I'm sorry all this happened.

1572
01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:40,542
This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand. And...

1573
01:14:42,244 --> 01:14:43,745
Playa, playa!

1574
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,519
Day Day.

1575
01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,289
Appreciate your little homie saving my sister.

1576
01:14:56,358 --> 01:14:58,126
You still owe Junior $2,000.

1577
01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:05,267
This ain't over.

1578
01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:10,873
What're you doing? That's your prize money.

1579
01:15:10,906 --> 01:15:11,940
It's fine!

1580
01:15:14,910 --> 01:15:17,079
Jason told me to give this to you.

1581
01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:19,848
And he got the drawers, too.

1582
01:15:20,082 --> 01:15:22,951
I'll take that.

1583
01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:24,686
And I will take that!

1584
01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:29,858
Hey Jay, I appreciate the way you came through, bro!

1585
01:15:29,892 --> 01:15:32,628
That was some true Ranger fashion. Salute.

1586
01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:35,864
I told you, man. We family, and I consider y'all my friends.

1587
01:15:35,898 --> 01:15:39,167
Straight up, bro. You my friend. And official Ranger member.

1588
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:41,103
You deserve it!

1589
01:15:41,136 --> 01:15:43,071
Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence

1590
01:15:43,105 --> 01:15:44,706
to get the girl of my dreams.

1591
01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:45,908
Ow!

1592
01:15:45,941 --> 01:15:47,709
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

1593
01:15:47,743 --> 01:15:51,680
Now, I'm going to the hospital with my boyfriend.

1594
01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:54,082
Boyfriend? Papa ain't gonna like that.

1595
01:15:54,116 --> 01:15:58,153
Oh, yeah? Well, he's just going to have to deal with it! And so are you!

1596
01:15:58,987 --> 01:15:59,955
Uh-oh.

1597
01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:08,830
We gonna keep your ass in our prayers.

1598
01:16:08,864 --> 01:16:11,099
Man, I wish I would've got shot.

1599
01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:13,402
What is you talking about?

1600
01:16:13,435 --> 01:16:15,237
Do you know how much ass I would've gotten on Monday, if I got shot?

1601
01:16:15,270 --> 01:16:16,805
Wow! God, man!

1602
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:23,946
JASON: You see, that's how it really went down.

1603
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:27,182
Fairytale endings do really happen, even in the hood.

1604
01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:30,085
Now all I need is a painless circumcision and I'll be straight.

1605
01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:35,357
(GUNSHOTS)

1606
01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:37,259
Who shot my baby?

1607
01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:39,361
Who shot my baby?

1608
01:16:39,394 --> 01:16:40,829
(FIRING GUN) (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1609
01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:42,798
Everybody scatter!

1610
01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:44,232
Everybody could get some of this lead tonight!

1611
01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:47,202
Fucking Kardashian cheerleader bitches!

1612
01:16:47,235 --> 01:16:51,173
You fucking Rangers. I'll fuck 'em and I'll kill you motherfuckers.

1613
01:16:51,206 --> 01:16:55,010
God damn it, everybody. You fucking writers. You raggedy-ass producers.

1614
01:16:55,043 --> 01:16:58,347
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

1615
01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,882
All you bitches! Everybody out there in the theater.

1616
01:17:00,916 --> 01:17:02,851
All you motherfucking Slurpee-serving,

1617
01:17:02,884 --> 01:17:05,187
popcorn-buttering motherfuckers!

1618
01:17:05,220 --> 01:17:08,256
And you bitches. I tell you, you better not be bootlegging my shit.

1619
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,958
You better not bootleg this shit.

1620
01:17:09,992 --> 01:17:11,393
I'll come out there and I'll get you.

1621
01:17:11,426 --> 01:17:13,295
It's like in a Freddy Krueger movie.

1622
01:17:13,328 --> 01:17:14,963
I'll be back and get you in the sequel.

1623
01:17:14,997 --> 01:17:18,166
Motherfuckers! Deuce it! You heard? What?

1624
01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:22,838
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1625
01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,423
What the fuck going on with the beats, y'all?

1626
01:19:56,491 --> 01:19:58,627
Hey nigga, fuck!

1627
01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:01,496
Shit's speedin' up. Shit, nigga!

1628
01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:03,865
I can't dance to this shit, nigga! Shit, nigga!

1629
01:20:07,169 --> 01:20:10,939
Nigga, oh shit! I can't catch my breath, nigga.

1630
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,574
Oh shit, nigga. I hate this shit!

1631
01:20:12,607 --> 01:20:14,342
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1632
01:20:16,578 --> 01:20:18,079
(GROANING)

1633
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:21,917
Bounce, nigga, bounce!

1634
01:20:23,185 --> 01:20:24,286
Bounce, bounce nigga!

1635
01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:26,154
Come on!

1636
01:20:26,188 --> 01:20:27,589
Fuck that shit, nigga!

1637
01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:30,992
MAN: Don't hate, participate.

1638
01:20:31,026 --> 01:20:33,228
Fuck that, nigga. I'm tired of this bitch, nigga!

1639
01:20:33,261 --> 01:20:35,163
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

1640
01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:47,209
Oh, shit!

1641
01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:53,481
Nigga, I'm sweatin' all around my second belly there.

1642
01:20:54,549 --> 01:20:55,617
(SIGHS)

1643
01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:56,651
(LAUGHS)

1644
01:20:58,954 --> 01:21:00,355
(BEEP)

1645
01:21:00,388 --> 01:21:01,990
Can this be a movie?

1646
01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:03,692
Like is this going to be in the movies?

1647
01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:05,193
'Cause I can act.

1648
01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:06,494
Where are we starting?

1649
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:07,562
From the top again, right?

1650
01:21:07,596 --> 01:21:09,231
What up, pretty bitches?

1651
01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:12,968
I got pussy hair tougher than you.

1652
01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:17,505
I fucked up on that. (CREW LAUGHING)

1653
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:19,674
Fuckers! I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.

1654
01:21:21,576 --> 01:21:22,711
And if you look into the mirror,

1655
01:21:22,744 --> 01:21:24,512
you gonna think you look like

1656
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:25,914
the little nigga on The Lord of the Rings.

1657
01:21:27,315 --> 01:21:29,351
Give me the ring, Percy.

1658
01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:32,487
Get ready tonight, baby.

1659
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,257
'Cause I'm gonna stick this rat-tail up your ass.

1660
01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:36,491
And I like a woman that's

1661
01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:38,360
built like a mattress.

1662
01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:40,228
I'm gonna lay on you later.

1663
01:21:40,262 --> 01:21:41,997
I will.

1664
01:21:42,030 --> 01:21:44,065
Gonna stick my face in your ass.

1665
01:21:44,099 --> 01:21:45,533
With an antibiotic in my mouth.

1666
01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:48,403
Y'all better not move.

1667
01:21:48,436 --> 01:21:50,071
Y'all better not move.

1668
01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:51,172
Dude with no shirt on,

1669
01:21:51,206 --> 01:21:52,307
with hard nipples.

1670
01:21:52,340 --> 01:21:54,109
And you're touching them.

1671
01:21:54,142 --> 01:21:56,077
A seven for your ass!

1672
01:21:56,111 --> 01:21:58,680
You ain't got bitch.

1673
01:21:58,713 --> 01:22:00,181
That bitch look good, though.

1674
01:22:00,215 --> 01:22:01,483
You got it.

1675
01:22:01,516 --> 01:22:03,418
She look good.

1676
01:22:03,451 --> 01:22:04,619
Yeah.

1677
01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:07,188
(ALL LAUGHING)

1678
01:22:07,222 --> 01:22:08,723
Give mamma a kiss before you go.

1679
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,425
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1680
01:22:16,564 --> 01:22:18,400
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

1681
01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:25,607
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1682
01:22:44,526 --> 01:22:46,261
(MEN SHOUTING)

1683
01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:47,262
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1684
01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:48,363
Whoo-hoo!

1685
01:23:02,077 --> 01:23:03,411
You know what, while I interrupt your...

1686
01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:04,479
Oh.

1687
01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:07,716
Wait, wait. I forgot my lines.

1688
01:23:07,749 --> 01:23:11,186
Just help me. I only got one sphincter.

1689
01:23:11,219 --> 01:23:13,054
You gonna wreck the whole jail down

1690
01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:15,590
with your strong self. I got delicate ankles.

1691
01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:19,160
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1692
01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:20,495
MAN: Who you asking for?

1693
01:23:20,528 --> 01:23:21,763
Another homie.

1694
01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:23,164
All right, homie. Yeah!

1695
01:23:23,198 --> 01:23:24,833
Clap on, clap off, nigga.

1696
01:23:24,866 --> 01:23:26,735
You dead, bitch! You want it?

1697
01:23:26,768 --> 01:23:28,269
(LAUGHS)

1698
01:23:28,303 --> 01:23:31,206
Don't move. I got it. You ready?

1699
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:33,108
Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga!

1700
01:23:33,141 --> 01:23:34,642
(LAUGHS)

1701
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,444
OG Lil' Pretty Thug. Excuse me, say what?

1702
01:23:36,478 --> 01:23:37,679
Nigga, I'm saying my name.

1703
01:23:37,712 --> 01:23:39,314
OG Lil' Pretty Thug.

1704
01:23:40,648 --> 01:23:42,384
(LAUGHS)

1705
01:23:42,417 --> 01:23:43,385
Light's out, nigga. You hear me?

1706
01:23:43,418 --> 01:23:44,619
(LAUGHING) Okay.

1707
01:23:44,652 --> 01:23:46,554
Light's out for you, nigga.

1708
01:23:46,588 --> 01:23:48,156
(ALL LAUGHING)

1709
01:23:50,158 --> 01:23:51,126
That shit's gotta be edited.

1710
01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:52,594
Fuck. My bad.

1711
01:23:52,627 --> 01:23:53,628
I'm sorry. Was that my line, or his line?

1712
01:23:53,661 --> 01:23:55,330
What? I messed up.

1713
01:23:55,363 --> 01:23:56,331
Am I supposed to say my line?

1714
01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:57,565
Mmm, yeah.

1715
01:23:57,599 --> 01:23:59,334
Shit. Line? Wait. What is it?

1716
01:23:59,367 --> 01:24:01,669
Sorry.

1717
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,304
So, I hear you need one more volunteer

1718
01:24:03,338 --> 01:24:05,240
teacher tonight. For the lock-out.

1719
01:24:05,273 --> 01:24:06,775
You heard right.

1720
01:24:06,808 --> 01:24:09,677
MAN: One more time, please. "Lock-in."

1721
01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:11,546
So, I hear you need one more

1722
01:24:11,579 --> 01:24:13,148
teacher for the volunteer tonight.

1723
01:24:13,181 --> 01:24:14,883
(MOANS)

1724
01:24:14,916 --> 01:24:17,152
So, I hear you need one more teacher tonight.

1725
01:24:17,185 --> 01:24:18,586
Volunteer for the line...

1726
01:24:20,622 --> 01:24:22,290
One more volunteer teacher for the lock-in.

1727
01:24:22,323 --> 01:24:24,559
You can keep doing it a hundred times.

1728
01:24:24,592 --> 01:24:26,461
(CREW LAUGHS) MRS. JOHNSON: I'm sweating!

1729
01:24:26,494 --> 01:24:27,662
What the fuck were they talking about?

1730
01:24:28,863 --> 01:24:31,433
Keep fucking up.

1731
01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:33,101
I said cut. I said cut, damn it!

1732
01:24:37,672 --> 01:24:39,307
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)