1 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:33,110 This is a Cal Vista video presentation. 2 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:53,330 This is a letter, Miss Morrison, to Mr. H. Hanley Halliday of Halliday Auto 3 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,610 Sales, Flemock, Texas. 4 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,570 The address is in the file. 5 00:01:56,790 --> 00:02:01,410 Dear Mr. Halliday, colon, in reference to the twins, Gene and Joan Halliday, 6 00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:06,510 after days of painstaking investigation, I've located your nieces, Gene and Joan, 7 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:07,650 here in Manhattan. 8 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:13,170 The girls are working as waitresses at the Chew and Sip Cafeteria on Lower 9 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:17,770 Broadway and are living at the Hotel Escadrille on West 27th Street. 10 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:22,290 The Escadrille is a residential hotel for young women run by an elderly woman 11 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:26,810 named Miss Teagarden. They're living in a wholesome and safe environment. 12 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:32,270 As for the question of money, Mr. Halliday, your niece's spending patterns 13 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:35,630 over the past week suggest a moderate income at best. 14 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:38,890 What a pile of shit. 15 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:43,950 I can't do this. If I ever thought I was going to wind up in something like this. 16 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,080 I'd have thrown that son of a bitch Halliday out the minute he walked into 17 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,080 my office. 18 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,880 I was sitting there, minding my own business, listening to the rats do a 19 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,940 soft shoe behind the baseboard and wondering where the rent on this office 20 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:01,940 is coming from. 21 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:03,660 Come in. 22 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,100 Howdy, son. 23 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,440 My name's Halliday. 24 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,740 Ain't handy, Halliday. 25 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:18,380 My friends call me Hubie, but you can call me Mr. Halliday. 26 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,220 That's a little joke, son. 27 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,020 What can I do for you, Mr. Halliday? 28 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:26,880 Why, I was looking for somebody, and I thought maybe you could help me. 29 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,200 Oh, I got the picture right here. 30 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:34,920 There's Joan on the left and Gene on the right. 31 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,200 No, that's Gene on the right and Joan on the left. 32 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:40,640 Well, it don't matter now. 33 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,220 Here. Yeah, they left home about five, six days ago, thereabouts. 34 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:51,360 As soon as I... As soon as I figured they was gone, I... Well, I got me a 35 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,240 seat on the big old bird and come up to the big city to look for them. So what 36 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,240 do you need me for? 37 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,860 Well, you see, I don't want them to know I'm looking. 38 00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:00,920 If they, uh... If I was to run into them, they'd just go someplace else, 39 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:04,020 because right now they don't... Well, not to give you a long story, they don't 40 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,580 approve of their Uncle Hubie right now. 41 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,720 According to the old man, they were scandalized when they caught him getting 42 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,180 a piece from his secretary. You wanted me, Hubie? 43 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:13,980 Ooh, that's a big 10-4 honey punch. 44 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,380 You want me to take a letter or what? 45 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,100 What I want you to take is my dick. 46 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,440 That's what I like about working for you, QB. You got real class, you know? 47 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,100 You bragging or complaining? 48 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:30,620 Well, I sure as hell ain't complaining. That's essential, especially with 49 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,320 benefits like old Ferdy here. 50 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:38,740 Right now, old Ferdy no bigger than a bar of soap after a hard week's washing. 51 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:44,400 Ooh, but when you get that mouth of yours going, I get hotter than a 52 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,400 scorpion's tail. 53 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:48,820 Pretty soon, old Freddie will be bigging up the club of bar. 54 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,420 Oh, shut up, Hubie. 55 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,020 Oh, Holly, baby. 56 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:52,280 I mean, you tired of the mouse caught in the molasses barrel. 57 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:57,540 Oh, for Christ's sakes, Hubie. Shut up and fuck. 58 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:28,660 Oh, Hubie. 59 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:42,550 dollar check before. 60 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,390 Especially buying a car like that. 61 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:46,830 He's a cute fella. 62 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:49,930 Why can't we trust him, Joan? 63 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:54,010 Well, it ain't certified or nothing. Why don't we just ask Uncle Hubie? 64 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:58,010 Well, we'll just have to ask Uncle Hubie then, okay? Okay. 65 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,880 Perverted. It's horrible. 66 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,299 We're leaving. We quit. Don't ever expect to see us again. 67 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,640 Yeah. Never. 68 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,940 I appreciate your concern for your niece's safety in the big bad city, Mr. 69 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:43,640 Halliday. But is your peace of mind worth a private detective? It can be 70 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,640 pretty expensive. 71 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:49,180 Like? Like $200 a day, plus expenses. 72 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,900 Well, now, you ain't the only gumshoe in the book, sonny. 73 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,720 And I don't think you're the most experienced, neither, if I reckon 74 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,420 correct. In fact, you don't even look like a real detective. You look more 75 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:00,600 like one of them hippie types. 76 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,140 Mr. Halliday, in my business, I have to blend into the background. 77 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:10,340 Most of my cases are locating runaways, and looking like this helps me in my 78 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:11,340 work. 79 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,040 I can go anywhere, and no one will give me a second look. 80 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,800 This is New York, not flummoxed Texas. 81 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,320 The way I look is less conspicuous than the way you dress. 82 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:23,710 But all of that probably doesn't make a difference, because I'm probably the 83 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:27,810 only private investigator who'd even consider taking your case, aren't I? You 84 00:09:27,810 --> 00:09:29,990 don't expect me to think you came here first, did you? 85 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:32,390 Now, why don't you tell me the whole story? 86 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:39,470 Well, you see, after they're gone, close to $150,000 is missing from the safe in 87 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:42,630 my office. Now, I suppose it's my own fault for keeping that much cash on 88 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:47,790 hand, but I don't know who took it. 89 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,860 Now, Mayula May, that's my little woman. 90 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:53,740 She figures the twins took it. So you don't believe her? 91 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,700 Well, I don't know what to believe. 92 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,140 Mayula May, she raised them, killer. 93 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:01,580 It was her idea they should work in a store in the first place. 94 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:06,700 You see, the little woman is what you might call something of a prude. 95 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,000 She raised them girls to think that everything's a sin, so how could they 96 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,680 possibly steal? For me, no less. 97 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:16,830 Needless to say, the little woman doesn't know anything about you. Well, 98 00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:22,010 hell, I can't live like you, LeMay. Shit, I'm a normal red-blooded American 99 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:23,110 good old boy. 100 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:27,330 I like to have me little nookie now and then. So that's why you don't want to go 101 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:31,050 to the police about the missing money or the insurance people, because that means 102 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:35,050 an investigation close to home, and that ups the chances of you, LeMay, finding 103 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:38,990 out about how much of a good old boy you really are. Well, I see you and me. 104 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,330 We're going to get along right fine. 105 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:49,980 There's a thousand dollars cash Whatever enough to get you started, huh? I think 106 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:55,380 so. That's more that came from Sonny You see every time a cherry pops at Flemming 107 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,079 high school. 108 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:02,000 It's because I done sold some boys daddy a brand new car That's a joke son. 109 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:07,280 I say that's a joke. So I was on the case and a hopeless one at that no leads 110 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,560 But with the kind of bread that dumb fuck was laying on me, I'd have been a 111 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,740 fool to turn him down. So I started looking. 112 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:44,700 But I got lucky. 113 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:02,470 I ran into this guy who remembered them. Saw them come in at Port Authority. 114 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,730 They were looking for a cheap place to stay and he sent them to the Hotel 115 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:09,330 Escadrille. Only it wasn't quite like the way I'm going to tell Halliday it 116 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,250 was. The run-down fleabag. 117 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:15,170 The girls decided to leave the Hotel Escadrille when the night clerk tried to 118 00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:18,670 seal them up behind the coke machine in the lobby. But not before I tracked them 119 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:22,670 down. The night clerk let me peek in on them through the keyhole in the door to 120 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:23,669 the adjoining room. 121 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:26,550 He was only too happy to get back at them for not putting out. 122 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:39,030 Are you crazy? 123 00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:43,770 You know what they charge for a room there? At least $15. That would be the 124 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:44,770 price. 125 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:59,270 Dispossessed? I beg your pardon? 126 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,510 No, we're from Texas. 127 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:03,710 And you just got into town, right? 128 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,010 How'd you know? 129 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,800 I was doing town once myself. 130 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:11,140 Tell you what, you girls mind if I help you with those bags? 131 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:16,560 No, I don't think so. What harm can I do? Look, I got a wounded paw. 132 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400 Okay? 133 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,620 Oh, all right. 134 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,840 Fine. You girls just come this way. Come on. Where are we going? 135 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,640 Right in here. 136 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,200 Open the door. Hi. 137 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,160 This is awfully good. 138 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,960 Did you say this thing was called? 139 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,240 It's fondue. 140 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,600 You'd like some more, huh? One? Oh, sure. 141 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:49,160 Watch yourself here. 142 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,920 Go on, then. 143 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,700 Well, 144 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,500 you've been wonderful to us, but we have to find a place to stay tonight. 145 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,120 Hey, it's past midnight. 146 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,839 You don't really want to go out there now at this hour, do you? 147 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,480 Well, we... Tell you what. 148 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,099 Why don't you girls stay here? 149 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:11,359 You've been awfully kind. 150 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,099 Well, maybe just for tonight. 151 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,579 Like I said, you can stay here as long as you like. 152 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:17,540 Look, Travis, he's my roommate. 153 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:21,220 Travis and I can, you know, we can use the company. 154 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:25,780 Well, we don't have any rent money and we have no place to stay. 155 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,120 You have to worry about rent money. 156 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,700 We'll work it out somehow, okay? 157 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,540 You must think you're something special. 158 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,940 Baby, you don't know the half of it. 159 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,020 No? Nope. 160 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,160 Half is about that big. 161 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,340 Take your wife. Come on. 162 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,760 We have a good time. Rent money. 163 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,710 Since you won't stay on the damn pillow, let's go to bed. Come on. 164 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,050 You okay? 165 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:10,850 Wow, that's great. 166 00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:13,090 That's fantastic. 167 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,070 Can I have some of that? 168 00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:19,110 Sure. Come on, baby. 169 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:20,630 It's your turn. 170 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,290 Jesus, 171 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,770 two of them. Talk about greedy. 172 00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:28,630 Hey, Travis. 173 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:29,870 Hi, everybody. 174 00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:33,850 Hey, I'd like you to meet Joan and... I'm Joan. 175 00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,710 Joan and Gene. 176 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,430 Hey, they're going to stay with us for a while. That's swell. Really? 177 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,320 I hope you don't mind, do you? 178 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,160 See, man, you weren't here, you know, so I took the liberty to ask him this. We 179 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,180 rehearsed really late, so I... Jesus, Duke, can we talk about this later? 180 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,560 Hey. You're cute. 181 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,460 Why don't you stay for a while? 182 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200 Sure. 183 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,080 We'll talk about it later. 184 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:55,830 Thank you. 185 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,680 Oh. 186 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:17,759 Yes, Mr. Gilbert. 187 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,160 Well, it's 5.15, Gloria. 188 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,560 Yes, Mr. Gilbert. 189 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,300 Bunny, it's Gloria. 190 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:28,960 Hi. Can you have it for me? 191 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200 Sure. 192 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,620 Thanks, Bunny. 193 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:41,820 Okay, if anybody asks, please, just say you're all found out. You're 194 00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:42,820 incorrigible. 195 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,020 It's 5.15 and the workday is over. 196 00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,640 Have you finished typing out your letters to the members? 197 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,300 No, sir. 198 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,020 Well, did you at least return Mr. Leindegger's call? 199 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,039 No, sir. 200 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,500 Well, what about my flowcharts for the reorganizational meeting on Monday? 201 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,820 No, sir, I didn't have time. 202 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:14,600 Time? You've been a bad girl, Gloria. 203 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,440 You'll have to be punished. 204 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,779 Yes, Mr. 205 00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:18,780 Gilbert. 206 00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:51,890 musical now. 207 00:27:31,090 --> 00:27:32,110 Is Mr. Gilbert in? 208 00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:35,470 No, he's still just warming up. Is what? 209 00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:37,210 Never mind. 210 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:38,910 Where's Gloria? 211 00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:43,670 She's in our conference at the moment. Oh, it's okay. Look, we're just going to 212 00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:46,630 go in. Look, you just tell them that Duke Fowler is here to see him, okay? 213 00:27:47,150 --> 00:27:50,050 Wade, you can't go in there. Oh, that's okay. Look, we used to bowl together. 214 00:28:15,150 --> 00:28:16,970 Not unless you're in pretty good shape first. 215 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:21,710 Oh, and today's the new thing. We already have a job and a place to stay. 216 00:28:21,770 --> 00:28:22,770 Not too bad, huh? 217 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,970 I'm working a fucking char of women. 218 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:29,010 Jimmy and Halliday, I never thought I'd hear them words come out of your mouth. 219 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:32,710 After what's been going in my cunt for two days, what do you care what's coming 220 00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:33,710 out of my mouth? 221 00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:37,590 Well, it's work, ain't it? Clean enough after a bunch of fat old women in a 222 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,470 health club. You call this work? 223 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:40,879 Won't you... 224 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,340 What the hell did you drag me to this suck-ass town in New York for anyway? I 225 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,540 thought we were going to be high-fashion models or something. 226 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,060 Like you said, when we were little kids, that's what you wanted to do. 227 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,700 Well, you just can't be a model. You have to go to school or something for 228 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:57,040 it. Sure, we're going to get a lot of training here. All you want to do is get 229 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,560 laid by that Steve Woodson man. That's all you care about. 230 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,200 Joni Ann, honestly. 231 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,900 Don't give me that Joni Ann shit. You're just a horny bitch like everybody else. 232 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,219 Am not. 233 00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:08,220 Am too. 234 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,280 Shut the hell up. 235 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800 She just wet my top. 236 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,160 I see. 237 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,500 Don't do that. 238 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,220 It's not dry yet. 239 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,860 Well, I can't walk around here like this. 240 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,280 Why not? 241 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,200 It's late. We're the only ones here. 242 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,000 Besides, this is the women's shower room. 243 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:51,900 And we are all women here. 244 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:54,320 Do you come here often? 245 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:57,120 No, but I just might start. 246 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,980 This beats the bars. 247 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,400 Say, you know, you've got nice tits, honey. 248 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,100 Small but nice. 249 00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:06,990 Do you ever make it with a woman? 250 00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:11,330 You don't be here on the bus, either, do you? There'll be plenty of time for that 251 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:12,750 later, if that's what you're into. 252 00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:18,890 Joni ain't holiday? 253 00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:20,550 What's she doing? 254 00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:22,610 I bet she's one of those lesbians. 255 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,430 Fucking, sucking, threesome, foursome, gaysome. 256 00:31:56,710 --> 00:32:00,390 Short of whips and chains or fucking dogs, there wasn't much the girls hadn't 257 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:04,490 tried. By now, they were ready for just about anything. And anything was ready 258 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:07,550 and waiting for them. Lots of people do. You did too, didn't you? 259 00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:11,710 First time I came in here, you thought I was, you know, one of them, didn't you? 260 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:12,930 Well, 261 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:16,590 that's okay. We're like interior decorators. I mean, lots of male models 262 00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:20,210 are. You know, it's a common mistake. I have to deal with it all the time. 263 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:22,830 But I like the work. The money's good. 264 00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:26,990 I've got a good body, a good looking face, so why not make some money off it? 265 00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:29,090 Look, it's better than being a writer, you know? 266 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:32,050 And even as a writer, I had that same problem too. 267 00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:34,830 People thought I was, you know, even then. 268 00:32:35,510 --> 00:32:37,670 At least as a model, I've come to expect it. 269 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:41,270 And even with it, you know, people treat me better as a model. 270 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:45,570 Like when I was a writer, I once wrote this screenplay. This porno producer had 271 00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:48,490 the money for a straight film. It was going to star David Bowie. 272 00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:50,190 So I wrote this cute story. 273 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,100 David Bowie is the leader of a homosexual alien race that comes to 274 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:57,740 Earth and poses as a street gang and spends the rest of the picture stabbing 275 00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,280 each other. Cute story, right? 276 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,720 I called it Gay Blades, so my friends read it, and they said it would go right 277 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,060 over this producer's head. They had about as much sophistication as a 278 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:08,060 picture of Kool-Aid. 279 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:13,360 And at any rate, he read it, and from the subject matter, he thought I was, 280 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,400 you know, too. 281 00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:18,360 So the first thing he does is he changes the title to Killer Homos from Outer 282 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,700 Space. And right then and there, I knew that everything I'd hear about the guy 283 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,419 was true. 284 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:24,480 What a stupid way to make a living. 285 00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:29,340 Well, I mean, we're making some money on our own. I mean, as much as we like Duke 286 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,860 and Travis, we're making money on our own and get a place to stay now. 287 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,560 Don't go making any fast plans, sister, not unless you want to stay here for the 288 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,460 rest of your lives. You know, this isn't exactly out of fashion. 289 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,160 You haven't given up on that modeling shit, have you? Of course not. But, I 290 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,520 mean, you must like sleeping with Duke and Travis an awful lot. 291 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:50,020 Fuck off. 292 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:53,120 Well, I don't want to seem too ungrateful. I mean, Duke did get us the 293 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,540 job. Sound favor. 294 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,380 Oh, excuse me. I've got to go to the little girl's room. 295 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,800 Hey, fool, where are you going? That's the men's locker room. 296 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,520 So I like modeling better. 297 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:04,580 I'm done. 298 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:06,240 Oh, I'm so relaxed. 299 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,380 I think I'll just lie here a while. 300 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,050 I don't have my glasses on, but aren't you a girl? 301 00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:24,469 Yeah, that's okay. You've got a towel on. 302 00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:27,190 Oh, it's a good body. I don't mind. What do you want? 303 00:34:27,449 --> 00:34:29,330 Shoot. Didn't you say you were a male model? 304 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:33,489 Yes, but I'm not, uh... Yeah, I know, but that doesn't make any difference. 305 00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:35,130 How'd you get to be a model? 306 00:34:39,850 --> 00:34:41,489 Gene, where are you? 307 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:47,150 So you want a model, huh? 308 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:48,870 You've come to the right guy, honey. 309 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,320 See, I can get you started. 310 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:51,900 How's that? 311 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,580 Come with me to a shoot later this week, Thursday. 312 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,180 I'll introduce you to the photographer and everything. 313 00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,480 And if he likes you, maybe he'll use you. 314 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,260 If you got what it takes. 315 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:02,660 Oh, yeah, what's that? 316 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,680 Well, how well do you give head? 317 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 I beg your pardon? 318 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,280 Give head, you know, suck cock, cop a joint. 319 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,380 Blow, job. 320 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:13,900 Oh, that. 321 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,480 Well, there's this boy that I used to go with, and he said I did it to him better 322 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,320 that way than, you know, the... But do you have to do that to be a good model? 323 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,120 Well, not me. I'm not, you know. 324 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,540 But most of the girls, sure, that's how they get jobs, blowing photographers. 325 00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,040 Why do you think they have such high cheekbones? 326 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,080 That's a joke. 327 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,140 Ah, forget it. 328 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,040 Well? Well what? 329 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:42,220 Why don't you... Do I have to spell it out? 330 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,340 How am I supposed to know if you have what it takes? 331 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:47,380 Oh, that. 332 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:11,300 You shouldn't know to be in here. I know, but I'm looking for someone. She's 333 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,240 lost. She's new here. It's my identical twin sister. Have you seen her? 334 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,680 Well, what does she look like? 335 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,780 Are you sure old models have to do this? 336 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,300 Positive. All of them. 337 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,980 Well, I don't want to be just any old model. I want to be another Cheryl 338 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:50,980 Teague. 339 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,280 So? 340 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:54,180 So? 341 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,080 I'll show you I've got more than what it takes. 342 00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:49,810 Boom. 343 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,430 It's a fashion layout. Ever hear of Barron Magazine? 344 00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:24,590 It's a work clothes layout for them. 345 00:38:24,950 --> 00:38:27,010 We're shooting at Saw Focus Lens Studio. 346 00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,570 I'll give you the address. Meet me there Thursday at 3. 347 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:33,870 Am I twin sister Joan, too? Sure. You bring your twin sister, too, if it acts 348 00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:34,808 like that. Great. 349 00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:35,990 Fantastic. Good. 350 00:38:36,450 --> 00:38:40,070 The twins were nothing if not fortunate. Of course, a newfound willingness to 351 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:42,270 fuck at the drop of a zipper hastened their progress. 352 00:38:42,510 --> 00:38:45,470 They'd been in the city less than a week and already it seemed as if they were on 353 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:46,770 their way to a lucrative career. 354 00:38:47,030 --> 00:38:48,130 There was only one problem. 355 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,420 They still weren't making enough to afford a place of their own. But we 356 00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:53,260 can't live on the money we're making here. 357 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:58,420 But you can't demand a raise after four days on a job. It just isn't done. 358 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,280 Look, you two. 359 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,040 I took you on as a favor to Duke. 360 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:05,420 I created two jobs out of whole cloth for you. 361 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,560 Positions you don't even fill well, I might add. 362 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,900 Well, maybe there's something else. Some other thing we're better at. 363 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,440 You're fired. Get out. Get out of here. 364 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:16,700 I don't want to see you when I get out of this pool. Understood? 365 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,380 Well, here's another fine mess you got us into. 366 00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:24,300 But now what are we going to do? 367 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:29,540 Well, I don't know. I hope the modeling guy's serious about introducing us to 368 00:39:29,540 --> 00:39:31,340 Rellison out for just free pussy. 369 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,880 Free pussy. 370 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,780 I've got an idea. I think we can get our jobs back with Mr. Gilbert. 371 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,260 Come on, get out of those clothes. 372 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,640 What the hell are you doing? 373 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,320 Come on, just get out of the clothes. 374 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:54,770 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 375 00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:56,090 Oh, hi, dear. 376 00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:58,250 It's 6.30, asshole. 377 00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:02,230 Were you or weren't you going to meet me at Le Pavillon at 5? 378 00:40:02,590 --> 00:40:03,770 Oh, shit, honey. 379 00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:05,810 I'm sorry. I completely forgot. 380 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:08,510 I had so much work on my desk today, I... Bullshit. 381 00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:10,070 I know why you forgot. 382 00:40:10,370 --> 00:40:14,430 You were too busy with your 5 o'clock session with Miss Restrainingstrap 1978 383 00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:15,950 to think about your wife. 384 00:40:16,270 --> 00:40:17,790 Hey, I thought we had an understanding. 385 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,210 And we do. 386 00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:22,390 I'm not gonna let you come at me with the prop list for the story about... 387 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,160 If you have to have that, if that's what gets you off, well, then you can tie up 388 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,680 that little dipshit secretary of yours and fuck her till the gangrene sets in 389 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,598 for all I care. 390 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,100 Oh, but Julia, darling. 391 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,100 If I am going to be that tolerant of your kinks, the least you could do in 392 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:41,160 return is put away those rubber corsets once in a while and give me a little 393 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:46,220 attention instead of making me sit alone for an hour at a table by the door, no 394 00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:47,220 less. 395 00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:50,080 I came here thinking something happened to you, and what do I find? 396 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:51,540 Mark Spitz. 397 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:53,830 Oh, honey, I'm sorry I forgot. 398 00:40:54,970 --> 00:40:56,970 Anyway, they're leather corsets. 399 00:40:57,910 --> 00:40:58,910 What? 400 00:40:59,530 --> 00:41:01,190 Leather corsets, not rubber. 401 00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:03,310 Leather. Oh, fuck you! 402 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:08,810 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 403 00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,850 Forgiven? Maybe. 404 00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:12,170 Only maybe. 405 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:15,730 You looked so funny when I pushed you in. 406 00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:18,550 You should have seen your face when your dress ripped. 407 00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:20,430 It was a good dress, too. 408 00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:21,970 Oh, I don't know. 409 00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,910 I think it looks much nicer now. 410 00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:25,390 Much nicer. 411 00:41:25,890 --> 00:41:26,848 Come on. 412 00:41:26,850 --> 00:41:28,730 Why don't we go dry off and have some fun? 413 00:41:29,830 --> 00:41:30,830 Hurry up. 414 00:43:10,350 --> 00:43:13,190 Well, I guess you take advantage of the opportunity. 415 00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:15,850 You might place me in a weak boarding position. 416 00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:24,980 Thank you. 417 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:11,980 After fucking the boss, the twins got their jobs back at double the previous 418 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:15,740 salary. They agreed to throw in a little overtime, too, with Julia's consent, 419 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,940 because it seems the girls agreed that they could get into being tied up at the 420 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:20,940 office, or at least trying it out. 421 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,080 It's a good thing they did, too. Otherwise, they wouldn't have been able 422 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,220 to move. And if they hadn't been able to move, they wouldn't have run into Holly 423 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:28,660 on the streets the following day. 424 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400 Joan! Jean! 425 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,900 Holly! What are you doing here? 426 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,800 Uh... I'm on vacation. 427 00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:37,700 I just stopped into New York to see some friends before I go to Europe tomorrow. 428 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:40,640 You know, your uncle's looking for you. You're kidding. 429 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,420 He hired a private detective to try to find you. He doesn't want you to know 430 00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:47,840 he's looking for you. You ain't going to tell him he saw us, are you? No, are you 431 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,618 kidding me? 432 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:50,940 Would I be telling you this now if I was going to tell him? 433 00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:54,740 Well, anyway, I've got to get going to my hotel now. See you later. 434 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,920 Well, Holly, wait. Why don't you stay with us? 435 00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:58,660 I don't know. 436 00:47:04,590 --> 00:47:08,830 room to stay and we'll probably be moving out tonight anyway well it really 437 00:47:08,830 --> 00:47:15,390 ain't our place to say gene whoops your duke and travel so like holly hi speak 438 00:47:15,390 --> 00:47:22,010 of the devil duke fowler holly noly well hello hello 439 00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:28,610 yourself hey stay for dinner i make the best fondue in town actually dude holly 440 00:47:28,610 --> 00:47:33,170 wants more than hey you must be awfully hungry tell me how was your ride in here 441 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,299 How did you know? 442 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:35,680 Oh, I was once new in town myself. 443 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,340 You're a really cute guy. 444 00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:40,820 Eh? You don't know the half of it. 445 00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:22,440 Those should be the latest. 446 00:51:13,290 --> 00:51:16,930 Yes, things would have worked out very different if it hadn't been for Holly. 447 00:51:17,050 --> 00:51:19,330 Jesus Christ, I feel like a G.I. Joe doll. 448 00:51:19,590 --> 00:51:20,910 Well, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. 449 00:51:21,230 --> 00:51:24,090 I mean, your joints certainly stiffen up. You want a fork? 450 00:51:24,590 --> 00:51:26,190 I beg your pardon? 451 00:51:26,670 --> 00:51:28,270 You know, I gave all that up. 452 00:51:29,630 --> 00:51:33,150 I'm so straight now, I even drink orange juice. It's a pitchfork. 453 00:51:33,450 --> 00:51:37,130 But look the way you're sitting on it. My goodness, are you this stiff 454 00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:39,910 normally? Christ, Duncan, you can be such a bore sometimes. 455 00:51:40,490 --> 00:51:42,050 I like that. I'm a bore. 456 00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:44,350 You'll never get to Atlantic City, Mary. 457 00:51:45,010 --> 00:51:47,630 If we're not paying you, I mean, you could make an effort to rouse yourself 458 00:51:47,630 --> 00:51:48,630 from Catatonia. 459 00:51:48,890 --> 00:51:50,810 Is this what you're looking for? Oh, yeah. Thank you. 460 00:51:51,490 --> 00:51:52,488 Oh, whoa. 461 00:51:52,490 --> 00:51:53,610 Simmer down, big fellow. 462 00:51:53,970 --> 00:51:57,830 Oh, how would you like to be the farmer in this ad as opposed to Roberta 463 00:51:57,830 --> 00:51:58,830 Rigamortis over here? 464 00:51:59,030 --> 00:52:00,030 Duncan, you promised. 465 00:52:00,210 --> 00:52:01,470 Oh, hush up, Donnie. 466 00:52:01,870 --> 00:52:03,870 You'll get paid. We'll make you the scarecrow. 467 00:52:04,090 --> 00:52:06,930 Sorry, Mr. Ruffstop. I have to leave soon. I just came to watch my friend 468 00:52:06,930 --> 00:52:08,450 here. Oh, whatever's fair. 469 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,210 Okay, what's the wedding woman? 470 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,180 Oh, not yet, not yet. 471 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,640 Actors, actors. 472 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,400 Haven't you ever modeled for print work before? 473 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:23,280 No. Well, you're not in this one. You're in the, uh, cattle baron layout. 474 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,860 Cattle baron? I look more like a steer. 475 00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:28,480 Oh, long-horned at that. 476 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,800 My. 477 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,360 Who is that flammer? 478 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,180 Oh, that's Duncan, uh, Epstaff. He's the famous photographer. 479 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,940 Well, I gather he wasn't a plumber. A rote-a-rooter man, maybe, but... Well, 480 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,280 Don hasn't introduced us yet, but I'm sure we'll all love each other. Well, 481 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,560 we'll be good friends anyway. 482 00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:47,900 Oh, he's not really a... It's just his image. 483 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,480 Oh, shit! 484 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,980 And double shit! I forgot the naked lady. 485 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:53,859 The what? 486 00:52:53,860 --> 00:52:55,940 The naked lady, stupid! 487 00:52:56,740 --> 00:53:00,360 I mean, you can't shoot a spread for one of these butch mags, fashion or 488 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,280 otherwise, without a naked lady. 489 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:03,780 What about my friends? 490 00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:22,060 What have I done? 491 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,720 Mon dieu. 492 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,340 Okay, come on, girls. 493 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,240 Oh, come on, darling. 494 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,940 Stand up, will you? 495 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,560 Breaking and bearing is supposed to be functioning. 496 00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:43,140 Now, come on, girls. Lie down on either side of him. Oh, chits and ass, fits and 497 00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:46,470 ass. That's it. Put your hands on his thighs. 498 00:53:46,770 --> 00:53:49,730 Like you grope him. You know, just make like it's another roll in the hay. 499 00:53:50,170 --> 00:53:54,490 Which is, incidentally, what you're bailing, Donny. Keep groping him, girls. 500 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:55,810 That's it. Oh, oh. 501 00:53:56,810 --> 00:53:57,810 Lovely, lovely. 502 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,230 Oh, wonderful. 503 00:54:00,630 --> 00:54:04,670 Now, come on. Take the shirt off, Donny. Off. Take the whole thing off. Oh, 504 00:54:04,690 --> 00:54:07,450 marvelous. Just throw it down there. That's beautiful. 505 00:54:07,670 --> 00:54:08,670 Go ahead. 506 00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:09,890 Continue bailing. 507 00:54:13,870 --> 00:54:16,370 I want to feel the testosterone in the air. 508 00:54:18,590 --> 00:54:19,610 Okay, okay. 509 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:23,630 Beautiful. Oh, hang loose, my kindreds. 510 00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:24,970 Reload time. 511 00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:29,030 Uh, you can let go now. 512 00:54:29,270 --> 00:54:33,270 Oh, Don, thank you for giving us this chance and for Travis, too. 513 00:55:26,140 --> 00:55:28,260 All right. Oh, my heavens. 514 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,780 What is this? 515 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,780 I know what this is. 516 00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:35,460 Come on, now. Boys and girls, play nice. 517 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,060 Stop it now. We have work to do. 518 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,800 Stop it. 519 00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:40,020 Oh. 520 00:55:41,140 --> 00:55:42,140 Well, 521 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,160 the rag doesn't pay me what I'm worth anyway. 522 00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:21,840 Oh, our first organ. 523 00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:23,780 We had so much fun. 524 00:59:24,380 --> 00:59:27,280 Oh, listen, don't run away. Don't run away now. 525 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:32,940 Oh, no, the fun's just starting. I know this fabulous swing club, the Wall 526 00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:34,440 Street area, Midnight Interlude. 527 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,420 Oh, but there's four of us boys and only two girls. 528 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:41,160 Oh, never mind. 529 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,800 I know the owner will all get in any... 530 00:59:53,230 --> 00:59:54,230 Thank you. 531 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,320 Thank you. 532 01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:53,160 We'll be right back. 533 01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:14,290 Thank you. 534 01:02:56,110 --> 01:02:57,110 No. 535 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,040 . . 536 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,060 Finally, I followed the girl to Midnight Interlude. 537 01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:09,000 I had spent the previous day doing some talking to Holiday, and I decided that I 538 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,060 was not going to tell Holiday where his nieces were. 539 01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:16,000 But not only that, I was going to make myself a very rich man to boot. 540 01:05:53,710 --> 01:05:56,510 Thank you. 541 01:06:48,350 --> 01:06:51,150 Thank you. 542 01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:37,840 you 543 01:09:33,350 --> 01:09:34,350 Okay. 544 01:10:07,850 --> 01:10:10,590 The note said that I'd broken into their apartment and stolen something. 545 01:10:11,210 --> 01:10:14,710 If they wanted to claim it, they'd have come here to my apartment tonight. 546 01:10:15,570 --> 01:10:17,950 So now I'm a candidate for a breaking and entering rap. 547 01:10:18,870 --> 01:10:20,230 Shit, I'm in deeper than that. 548 01:10:20,430 --> 01:10:21,430 Ah, what the hell. 549 01:10:21,930 --> 01:10:25,730 So to conclude, Mr. Halliday, your nieces are leading a quiet, uneventful 550 01:10:25,730 --> 01:10:26,730 life here in Manhattan. 551 01:10:27,030 --> 01:10:29,990 Not much different from the way Mrs. Halliday raised them, and from what you 552 01:10:29,990 --> 01:10:30,909 told me is true. 553 01:10:30,910 --> 01:10:32,050 The spending patterns indicate... 554 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,900 No substantial income, no bank accounts, and no assets of any kind from what I 555 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:37,900 can determine. 556 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:41,640 It surely leads me to conclude that they are not the guilty party in the 557 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:45,920 embezzlement. And a personal observation, Mr. Halliday, I don't think 558 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,340 your nieces are smart enough to rip off $150,000. 559 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,900 Enclosed is my bill and expense account. 560 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:55,520 Sincerely yours, Beau Murdock, for the Murdock Detective Agency. 561 01:11:00,580 --> 01:11:01,580 Come on in. 562 01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:04,340 Can I get you something? 563 01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:08,660 Cut the crap. Who are you, and what did you take from our apartment? 564 01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:13,000 My name is Bo Murdock. I'm a private detective, and your uncle hired me to 565 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,000 find you and your sister. 566 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:18,000 You must have been spying on us, peeping on us, and must have seen everything. 567 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,000 Yeah, well, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal. 568 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:26,000 It's just a job. Then you ought to know we like it here, and we're not about to 569 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,320 go back to flummox. I think your uncle will accept that, but that's not why I 570 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:31,320 contacted you. 571 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:34,010 Ordinarily, I would have tailed you and filed a report. 572 01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:37,310 You would have never known I was checking up on you, much less ever 573 01:11:37,310 --> 01:11:39,830 meeting me. I thought that was pretty strange. 574 01:11:40,230 --> 01:11:42,310 Well, it's the business of the missing money. What money? 575 01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:46,730 $150,000 was stolen from your uncle's safe right after you disappeared. 576 01:11:47,010 --> 01:11:47,869 We didn't. 577 01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:50,130 I know. That's why I asked you here. Have you been home yet? 578 01:11:50,350 --> 01:11:52,030 We ain't been home for about two days. 579 01:11:52,410 --> 01:11:54,310 And you don't know that this is missing. 580 01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:55,570 Our suitcase? 581 01:11:55,930 --> 01:11:57,190 What are you doing with our suitcase? 582 01:11:57,410 --> 01:12:00,490 And all our clothes, for Christ's sakes. Clothes? Take a look. 583 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,160 Money? 584 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:04,920 Uncle Hughie's money? 585 01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:09,300 Well, it's about 130,000 of it. I had to give Holly 20 grand. 586 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,520 Holly? 587 01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:12,880 Please, sit down. Let me explain. 588 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:26,240 This is Holly's suitcase. 589 01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:28,140 She had it with her when she arrived. 590 01:12:28,650 --> 01:12:31,610 You didn't realize it, but you switched suitcases on her when you moved out of 591 01:12:31,610 --> 01:12:32,610 Duke's apartment. 592 01:12:33,030 --> 01:12:34,170 You mean with Holly? 593 01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:38,750 Exactly. After you left Flummox, she thought it would be a perfect time to 594 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:41,570 dip her hand into the till, figuring you'd be blamed. 595 01:12:41,830 --> 01:12:44,010 Her vacation to Europe was going to be permanent. 596 01:12:44,470 --> 01:12:45,670 What's going to happen to her? 597 01:12:45,890 --> 01:12:48,890 I caught up to her just about the time she was going to open what she thought 598 01:12:48,890 --> 01:12:49,890 was her suitcase. 599 01:12:50,990 --> 01:12:55,650 She found three baby doll pajamas, a teddy bear, and a collection of Waylon 600 01:12:55,650 --> 01:12:56,650 Jennings albums. 601 01:12:56,990 --> 01:13:00,270 I promised her 20 grand if she'd get on that plane to France and keep her mouth 602 01:13:00,270 --> 01:13:01,270 shut. 603 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:04,150 And she just did it? She had no choice. 604 01:13:04,770 --> 01:13:08,370 I knew she ripped your uncle off, and I could have blown the whistle on her. 605 01:13:08,770 --> 01:13:10,770 But now they'll never believe that we didn't do it. 606 01:13:11,710 --> 01:13:15,510 And now if we return it, we'll be arrested because you, you stupid shit, 607 01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:16,650 gave her $20,000. 608 01:13:17,830 --> 01:13:22,150 But... 130 grand can buy an awful lot of dissidents from flummoxed Texas. 609 01:13:24,770 --> 01:13:26,090 What do you want out of this? 610 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:27,520 A piece of the action. 611 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:28,519 A cat? 612 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,400 All we want is a piece of the action. 613 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,940 And believe me, you'll enjoy it. We guarantee it. We? 614 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:38,680 Me and my partner. You haven't met him yet. My partner's my brother, Joe 615 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:39,680 Murdock. 616 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,160 Hi. 617 01:13:46,980 --> 01:13:47,980 Interested? 618 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,120 Identical, just like us. 619 01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:52,680 Right. They're kind of cute, aren't they? 620 01:13:53,710 --> 01:13:55,570 Fellas, we've just met our match. 621 01:13:55,910 --> 01:13:58,110 Girl, you don't know the half of it. 622 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,640 Thank you.