1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,422 Good morning. 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,012 You're choosing the wrong men. 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,014 Yes? 4 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,642 They are not the most important. 5 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:20,437 What kind of name is "Hugh"? Sounds like a sound. 6 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,691 You wouldn't like any admirer. 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,695 You're overprotective towards me and my family. 8 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:32,449 - Will you marry Hugh? - Don't ask. 9 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:35,911 - Why? - You are indiscreet. 10 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,541 I love the British but you make everything difficult. 11 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:45,504 We Greeks say what is in our hearts. 12 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,133 Where are the gingerbread women? 13 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:04,481 THEY OCCUR 14 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:29,173 SCENARIO 15 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,051 BASED ON THE TRILOGY GERALD DURRELL 16 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,813 DIRECTOR 17 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:48,817 THE DURRELLS 18 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,961 I'm busy. 19 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,762 Give me half an hour. 20 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,315 You like grand entrances. 21 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,361 When will we get married? 22 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,698 Good question! 23 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:42,037 You forgot that I didn't ask you to marry me. 24 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,837 Let go! 25 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,256 What the hell are you doing? 26 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:55,676 - Propose. - Are you mad about the mumps? 27 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,636 Propose! 28 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,641 NO! 29 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:07,980 What does MDXCVI mean? 30 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,861 Roman numerals! 31 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,237 NO! 32 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,115 Gerry! 33 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,619 Get out! Run! 34 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,330 Can you concentrate? 35 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,833 - The falcon was attacking the otters! - I don't care! 36 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,753 Otters in Corfu are extinct, and she might be pregnant. 37 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,260 I don't believe. 38 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,353 Enough animals or... 39 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,981 I will beat you! 40 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:04,786 Olive oil is best for cooking. 41 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,372 Butter is animal waste. 42 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,084 Toasts with jam and... olive oil. 43 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,838 I'm boring you. 44 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,965 A little bit. 45 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,761 You'll never guess what I have under my pants. 46 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,389 Swimming trunks! 47 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,002 - Are you coming? - She doesn't swim. 48 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:56,130 - Why? - Because it's undignified. 49 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,341 - And he doesn't have a costume. - But he has six pairs of shoes. 50 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,053 -Can I say something? - Come! 51 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,982 Piggyback! 52 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:19,820 On three and four! 53 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,803 Larry, how nice! 54 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,934 You're in a suicidal mood. 55 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,562 Was it because of the girl? 56 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:58,484 Vasilia tried to force me to do the least romantic proposal ever. 57 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,152 Honey... 58 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,698 A native scene with PG Wodehouse and a pissed off one at that. 59 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,577 - Tell me it's over. - I've had enough. 60 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:14,082 - I'm waiting for a good moment. - I'll do it. With pleasure. 61 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,294 NO. She would kill you 62 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,714 and she threw the body out the window. 63 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:24,009 How's it going, naturalist? 64 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:27,763 Cool, but Donald is killing me. 65 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,848 He's constantly grumpy. 66 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:34,269 Margo torments him because she knows him herself unrequited love. 67 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:39,483 From what I see, love is a nightmare. 68 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,362 It happens because it's hard to find. 69 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:48,242 But life as a couple is beautiful. 70 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,412 I will definitely find it useful. Back to pelicans. 71 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,792 Larry, come race! 72 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,969 Geronimo! 73 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:30,659 Larry said you might need an umbrella. 74 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,786 Wonderfully! 75 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:37,082 I bring shade, but you can't be put into the shadows. 76 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,962 Mr. Halikiopoulos. 77 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,466 Mr Jarvis. 78 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,676 Try to get along. 79 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:51,430 Men don't have to like each other. 80 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,974 I prefer men too. 81 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,852 - Excellent. - Not all of them. 82 00:07:57,269 --> 00:08:02,149 We are different from each other, but in between There is a strong bond between our cultures. 83 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:06,195 Spiros likes the British, and Hugh's grandparents were Greek. 84 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,072 We have a lot in common. 85 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,450 Theo would give examples, but he's away. 86 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:14,578 He left. We'll discuss it tomorrow. 87 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:20,250 The Greeks gave us culture and the island. And we'll give you Shakespeare and... 88 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,797 -Cricket? - Exactly. 89 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,133 We play cricket, as the only one in Greece. 90 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,886 Something tells me you're good at this. 91 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,389 If you want to bring us closer, 92 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,644 let's have a cricket match. Greeks vs. English. 93 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,105 No, the losers will be sad. 94 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:46,610 - It's just a sport! - Friendly, for charity. 95 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,821 I'll be the captain. 96 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:54,827 As long as we stay happy celebrate English-Greek relations. 97 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,049 I will organize a match. 98 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:12,219 You are irreplaceable. 99 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:16,140 - How many players are there? - I don't know. 15? 100 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,892 You said you were playing. 101 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,311 He wanted to challenge himself. 102 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,648 I watched baseball in Chicago. 103 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:27,109 Cricket is difficult. 104 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:30,946 Hit the ball with a stick and snack on a cucumber sandwich. 105 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,415 Who is British and plays cricket? 106 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:43,750 You, me and Donald. 107 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,713 Captain Creech refused and threw meat at me. 108 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,050 - And Larry? -It sucks, but he likes the outfits. 109 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,388 I know a few compatriots, but not enough. 110 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:02,478 And Sven and his... friend? 111 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,440 Gays play sports? 112 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,817 They do the same as us. 113 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:12,863 - Not everything. - Really. 114 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:18,035 We need to create a good team. 115 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:22,539 Your mother is right - the match must be friendly. 116 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,000 Apparently so. 117 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,796 But lost with the locals it will be a failure. 118 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,465 That's not an option. 119 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:35,469 I like Spiros, but we invented sports. 120 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,679 I want to get it. 121 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,098 -Who? - What? 122 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,142 Who do you want to get? 123 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,437 A reward, of course. 124 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,608 Good evening. 125 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,694 Kalispera. 126 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,117 Don't touch me, we need to talk. 127 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,411 Don't be angry... 128 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:48,125 - You have soft lips. - It's normal. 129 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,836 - Let them harden. - NO. 130 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:55,007 We were fine, but as George Elliot says: 131 00:11:55,174 --> 00:12:01,096 "Only in the agony of separation You can see the depth of love." 132 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:05,684 Is that honking? Chatting? 133 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,937 - Talking. - Stop. 134 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:12,149 We'll eat something and then we'll make love. 135 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,651 NO. 136 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,196 None of that... 137 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,866 Out of the question. 138 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,709 God... 139 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,187 - Good morning, countess. -Margo! 140 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:53,607 I missed you. 141 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,611 Thank you. You fired me. 142 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:01,782 NO. I asked you not to come back. 143 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,326 I have a request. 144 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:10,499 Mother is organizing a cricket match, to celebrate British-Greek friendship. 145 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:15,170 - Be brave. - Would you hand over the cup? 146 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:19,133 - With pleasure. - And bring it to you. 147 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,010 Maybe you have a spare bowl. 148 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:27,724 We don't have much except beans. 149 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,980 Of course. And I will referee. 150 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,984 As a French person, I am neutral. 151 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,070 It's a friendly match. 152 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:44,074 Between the Greeks and the British? 153 00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:47,077 Impossible. 154 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,498 - The hypotenuse is shorter than the side?! -Is it important? 155 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:56,628 - Otherwise, nothing is important! - Are you angry because Margo doesn't like you? 156 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,966 This doesn't help. 157 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,304 Margo likes foreigners. 158 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,724 Be more worldly. 159 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,478 - Global? - Exotic. 160 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,398 - I'm not exotic? - Should I bring a mirror? 161 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,233 NO. 162 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,112 - I'm thinking about animals... - Surprise. 163 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,781 And what makes them exotic. 164 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,993 It's about movement. 165 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:33,123 British animal - rabbit, moves like this. 166 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,670 It's you. 167 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:43,509 Margo prefers smoother movements - 168 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,427 like a tiger. 169 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,435 Don't roar. 170 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,940 - I have a great idea. - Oh no. 171 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,652 It's about love. I'm an expert since Donald loves me. 172 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,072 He would cut off his ear like Van Gogh. 173 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:09,284 Don't make him do this. A toe would be funny. 174 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:14,581 Don't break up with Vasilia. 175 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,626 Then he won't take revenge on us. 176 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,670 Make her leave you. 177 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:23,090 How should I do this? 178 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,008 I don't know. 179 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,304 He hates my opposite - 180 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,390 guy in slippers. 181 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,435 The form is so close to the English. 182 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:40,149 Be like that. He will leave you and we will be free. 183 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,861 80-year-old French woman he can't referee our match. 184 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:48,240 - He knows these stupid rules. - Aristocrats have the deciding vote! 185 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,952 It will favor the Greeks, they are worse than the English. 186 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:56,331 - That's not what sport is about! - I don't want tension. 187 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,626 I love Hugh, but he's competitive. 188 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:05,340 - Do you love him? - It's an expression. 189 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,843 Don't look like that. 190 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,469 Put Piorun away. 191 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,767 Spiros can't play cricket, you have to teach him. 192 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,645 Theo likes cricket. 193 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,564 He left. 194 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,443 - You are silent. - Sorry. 195 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,071 Donald's parents are from... 196 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,032 from Brazil. 197 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,660 What an exotic! 198 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:39,874 - I thought it was from Reading. - From the Brazilian neighborhood. 199 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,085 - In Reading? - It's small. 200 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,171 And very exotic. 201 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,383 Apparently you play cricket very well. 202 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,762 Thank you. I tweak it well. 203 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,866 I don't advise it, miss. 204 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,202 Heat your milk? 205 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,621 I know what you're doing. 206 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,957 - What? - You're afraid of me 207 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:25,336 - so you go back to being English. - That's who I am. 208 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,257 - Boring as guts with oil. - That's cute. 209 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,093 I love you even more. 210 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,721 You are with me to piss off Mom and Hugh? 211 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,017 Let's drink warm milk. 212 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,900 Come swim! 213 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,279 I know you're sweating like a pig. 214 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,240 - Drown. - I'll lend you a costume. 215 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,869 They are too frivolous. 216 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,789 You dressed like this when you wanted to look younger. 217 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,083 You weren't happy. 218 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,129 Spiros came for a cricket lesson. 219 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:18,014 - I should be myself. - It doesn't work. 220 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,350 - You do it for selfish reasons. - Yes. 221 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,479 Go like a wild cat looking for a female. 222 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,337 Margo, how's life? 223 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,672 Are you feeling well? 224 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,675 Wonderfully. 225 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,887 I'm afraid of you. 226 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,940 Come! 227 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,221 He's jealous. 228 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:46,310 As the captain, you line up the players. 229 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:50,982 You need someone in the slip position, gully, third man and silly mid on... 230 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,901 - Silly mid-on? - That's where the goat is. 231 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,281 Silly mid off is opposite, where the rest of the goats are. 232 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,534 - The players stand on the grass... - On the pitch. 233 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,703 - You throw the ball... - He's bowling. 234 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,580 And he pounds into her! 235 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:10,376 - You left out the subtleties. - Subtlety is for people, 236 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,546 - who have nothing to do. - Can I go? 237 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,508 Yes, thank you. Shall we try to play? 238 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,179 I haven't seen feet in six weeks. 239 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,848 Your shoes don't match. 240 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,395 - Very funny. - I'm trying. 241 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,693 How's Hugh? 242 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,447 Larry would ask: is it still there? "Sense and Sensibility", 243 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,533 Are you heading towards "Wuthering Heights"? 244 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,787 Didn't you hear the question? 245 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,417 Do you know everything already? 246 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,462 Thump, puff and terror. 247 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,425 I only have six players but I should win. 248 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,928 Let's cancel the match. 249 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,596 Everything's settled! 250 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,723 Go Greece! 251 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:15,316 If Spiros wasn't married, it would look like a duel for a queen. 252 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,779 I'll text Theo to come back early. 253 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,073 - What for? - The Greeks will lose, 254 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,077 The British will be hated and it's all because of me. 255 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,665 Great! 256 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,798 You dropped it again! Faster! 257 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,136 Badly! 10 push-ups. 258 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,722 On your knees! Where are you going, Sven? 259 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,475 Just... 260 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,353 Stand. 261 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,775 You gave birth to an ogre. 262 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,403 Catch. 263 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,488 Focus! 264 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,991 Thank you for agreeing. 265 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,536 The match was intended to celebrate European harmony. 266 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,705 Look. 267 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:15,710 - See? - Nice to see you with your roommate. 268 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,630 I'm glad. 269 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:25,470 We say that Viggo has a woman in Naxos and a wife in Trolhattan. 270 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,014 It's a pity you have to lie. 271 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,723 Bend down! 272 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:34,896 - What's going on there?! - Will you bring it? 273 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,359 I'll be there soon. 274 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,868 - Sven! - Wholesale. 275 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,587 Does he know my name? 276 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:03,758 Swedes can't resist a joke. 277 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,845 How are you? 278 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,557 Better since you've been here. I'm nervous about the match. 279 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,810 It's just fun. 280 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,436 Catch! 281 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,356 Who catches on?! Move! 282 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,693 Bravo, Sven. Go back to the circle. 283 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,280 - Henry I - No. 284 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,825 -Geoffrey. - There wasn't one. 285 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,618 Edmund... Tiny? 286 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:33,246 You won't get out of here until you remember 287 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,873 who was the successor of William the Conqueror. 288 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:40,294 I made a mistake earlier but I know how to get Margo. 289 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:44,924 What should I do this time? Dance like an elephant? 290 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,426 You have to look exotic. 291 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:52,140 Get a tan. Margo has arrived to Corfu for the sun. 292 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,980 She loves this dark actor. 293 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,857 Alana... 294 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,442 Al Jolson. 295 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,980 You don't want to kill anyone you are looking for company. 296 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,448 Come. 297 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,421 Now I'm in love. 298 00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:17,850 - What do you guys look like? - What are you talking about? 299 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:22,605 Did you break away from the circus? 300 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,024 These are cricket uniforms. 301 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,568 - Come on, doctor. - Stand still! 302 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,612 - What? - Next! 303 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:39,163 - What are you doing?! -He's bowling! 304 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,667 The ball has to hit the ground! These are the rules! 305 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,254 Good morning! 306 00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:51,968 - Move the horse so you can see? - I don't want to disturb you. 307 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,846 We're doing great. 308 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,349 We are like W.C. Grace. 309 00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,935 W.G. Grace. 310 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:03,855 Where's the ball? In dung! 311 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:09,694 Sorry, we should cancel the match. 312 00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:11,404 NO. 313 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,176 Excellent. 314 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,470 Cavalry. 315 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:40,391 I received a telegram and interrupted the conference. 316 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,018 I'm sorry. 317 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,396 Five days of debate on customs oczlik habitation 318 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,398 is absolutely enough. 319 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:52,570 I have the opportunity to help a friend 320 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:55,490 and save the honor of Greece! 321 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,369 Nice! 322 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,498 Stop it, it's going down! 323 00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,249 Please turn around. 324 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:11,297 You put it where the ball can hit. 325 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,718 Let's warm up. Spiros! 326 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,356 You burned your face. 327 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,984 NO. I was sunbathing. 328 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,028 Sit down. 329 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:40,117 I didn't say in one day. 330 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:47,625 I also overdid it with sunbathing, until I tamed my vanity. 331 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,756 - What a relief. - He did it for Margo. 332 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:57,092 What a snowman! 333 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,010 Sorry. 334 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,705 - Sven! - Wholesale. 335 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,456 - Welcome! -Viggo. 336 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:42,220 The secret weapon of the English! Two catchers. 337 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,931 - They're mascots. - Which is which? 338 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,809 Pelikan and Pelikan-kan. 339 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:51,646 Will you play? Do you bowl or bat? 340 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,024 What else is there? 341 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:57,444 -Fielding? - Not that either. 342 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,780 The otter seems to be pregnant after all. 343 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,199 Excellent! 344 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:09,623 Sorry, they read it wrong my encouragement to warm up. 345 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,715 Knees to hands! 346 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,383 Higher! 347 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:25,514 Treat me normally without privileges. 348 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,224 There's a lot of work. 349 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:33,104 First, I'd like a glass bubbles, whatever you have. 350 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:38,944 I brought the appropriate trophy. 351 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:42,280 It perfectly illustrates the fighting spirit. 352 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,915 Sven, bend your knees. 353 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,292 Everyone down! 354 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:59,422 Who are you rooting for? 355 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,342 Or maybe you came for yourself? 356 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,554 England. 357 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,894 How long have we been together? 358 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:15,230 Three months. 359 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,233 It's your turn, Leslie. 360 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,949 Life is short. 361 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:31,830 Enough boys, time for a man. 362 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:35,083 Time! 363 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:48,638 It's a match, not a war. 364 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:51,141 - I agree. - Me too. 365 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:55,687 We want to celebrate the hospitality of the Greeks, 366 00:30:55,854 --> 00:31:00,275 they welcomed our family with open arms. 367 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:05,197 - Heads or tails? - Tails. 368 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:14,998 My opinion is binding, it doesn't matter if I'm right. 369 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:19,294 - Here. - What if we hit you? 370 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,797 You will go to prison. 371 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,264 Englishmen! 372 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,685 Let's line up! 373 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,113 Strong, doctor! 374 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:52,285 Straight and far. 375 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:53,954 Yes Sir. 376 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,129 Play! 377 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,349 Larry, wake up! 378 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:20,480 Long live Greece! 379 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:27,195 - Pass it! - Time is running out! 380 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,961 What is he doing? 381 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,547 This is part of the madness. 382 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,428 Teas? 383 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,389 NO. 384 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,357 Let you decide! 385 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,488 How so?! 386 00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:17,204 Sweep it, buddy. 387 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:22,584 I won't treat anymore English or French! 388 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,670 Get sick and die! 389 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,548 It's just sports! 390 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,759 Well, I'm done with the weekend. 391 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:37,307 What rudeness! Let them send me the chair back! 392 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,440 My turn. 393 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,413 - On the other hand. - What? 394 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,333 Sorry. 395 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,045 I feel like a doctor. 396 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,048 - Good morning. - Hi! 397 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:13,635 - Middle! - Middle of what? 398 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,867 My car! 399 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,495 - You did it on purpose! - Why was he singing? 400 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:16,573 From predator to friend. 401 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,457 - Come on! - Throw the bouncer. 402 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,962 - He's too inexperienced. - He cheated. 403 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,633 He lost the right to a fair game. 404 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,474 Great match! 405 00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:47,646 I'm waiting! 406 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,107 Hugh... 407 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,744 Step aside! 408 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,085 Spiros, wake up! 409 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,005 I'm so sorry. 410 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:18,510 These types of moves are normal. 411 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,304 Tell that to his family. 412 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:24,641 Wake up! 413 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,399 I'll kill that son of a bitch. 414 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:02,220 This is where the fun ends with a ball as hard as stone. 415 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,431 I don't want to be with you. 416 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:13,398 If you are sure... 417 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:20,447 This is not a wedding between feuding families. 418 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:21,990 Talk. 419 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:28,788 Leslie, sit next to Georgios. 420 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,335 A good boy. 421 00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,420 Get mixed up! 422 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:42,928 Immediately better. In the second half only underhand throws! 423 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,766 I know you want to come back to me. 424 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,976 Finally understand. 425 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:54,523 I chose Louisa and England. 426 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,411 How can you sit with them? 427 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:16,128 - Don't listen to her. - He tried to kill one of our brothers. 428 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:21,675 They live here because it's cheaper! 429 00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:24,594 This sounds like something unpleasant. 430 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:30,308 Sorry. Sorry! 431 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,189 All right. 432 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:58,253 I planned a joyful day, you ruined everything! 433 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,715 It's your fault! 434 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:43,340 - Henry VIII. - Edward VI 1547-53. 435 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,384 Richard I? 436 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:52,182 He was succeeded by John, 1199 to 1216? 437 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:57,062 Way to go. We are moving forward. 438 00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:03,276 This is the future. 439 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,503 Thank you for coming. 440 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,799 -I didn't mean to... - I want to clear the air. 441 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:28,426 There is nothing worse than the tension on the island. 442 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:29,928 Is. 443 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,764 Disappointment with the person you are with. 444 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:40,397 It was Vasilia who kissed me, for you to see us. 445 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:44,484 You are a typical bachelor. Let's be friends. 446 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,444 That's not true. 447 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:53,952 I've been falling asleep thinking about you for months... 448 00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,164 and I wake up with her. 449 00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:01,835 I'm in a hurry to meet you, I make up excuses 450 00:41:02,002 --> 00:41:04,796 so that you don't get scared. 451 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:10,677 Beware of golden-mouthed ones. 452 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,971 I mean it honestly. 453 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:19,144 Thanks to you, I am here A 10 times better person. 454 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,442 Is that what you feel? 455 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,156 -Can I do it now? - Please. 456 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,913 You are Prince Charming, 457 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:43,877 but princes are for princesses, not for skeptical widows. 458 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:47,798 I need... 459 00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:51,426 soul and heart. 460 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:55,263 Me too. We fit together. 461 00:41:57,682 --> 00:42:00,727 We will make a wonderful couple. 462 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,397 You are wonderful. 463 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:09,152 I will love you and your children, 464 00:42:09,319 --> 00:42:11,196 I will never leave you. 465 00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:16,576 Be with me. 466 00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:20,205 Let's go back to England together. 467 00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:28,421 Time for fun. 468 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:35,303 - Who's first to the buoy! - No more competition. 469 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,723 What have you got there? 470 00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,686 Swimsuit. 471 00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:45,564 I was looking for the right style for me. 472 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,025 Donald looks attractive. 473 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:52,154 The burns turned brown. 474 00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:01,037 - You look Mediterranean. - Yes? 475 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,918 I even like you. 476 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:10,797 You're so shallow that the tan convinced you? 477 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:15,135 - NO. - I am intelligent and complex, 478 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,221 you should like me for this or not at all. 479 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:30,275 The lost son returns. 480 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,861 The prodigal son. 481 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:35,280 Time to go home. 482 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,705 Without you it was... 483 00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:46,541 easier. 484 00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:53,172 Wait! 485 00:43:56,051 --> 00:44:00,388 - How's your head? - I can take off the dressing. 486 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,517 But I feel like a pirate in it. 487 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:09,648 I won't take a bath. It's not my style. 488 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:15,195 You'd look good even in a bag. 489 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,884 Don't get your hair wet. 490 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,691 Model from 1910! 491 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:57,904 Come! 492 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,490 I thought it was warmer. 493 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,296 Why did I wait? 494 00:45:36,193 --> 00:45:39,404 - Are you coming back? - You have to vacate the room. 495 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:41,698 - You broke up with Vasilia? - Yes. 496 00:45:43,617 --> 00:45:48,830 I feel like a soldier waiting the end of the war, and then he misses her. 497 00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:51,458 Sexy tan. 498 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:54,920 Let's play cricket. 499 00:46:13,146 --> 00:46:14,773 Holy crap. 500 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:18,235 I'm sorry. 501 00:46:19,069 --> 00:46:22,823 - The match was a beautiful idea... - Nothing happened. 502 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:27,369 We must live together - Greeks, English, 503 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,913 even Turks. 504 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:36,086 It doesn't matter if we are from Corfu, from Bournemouth, from Chicago 505 00:46:36,253 --> 00:46:39,798 or from the Indian Ocean like me and my pirates. 506 00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:45,720 You are important to me. 507 00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:11,496 Why does Spiros hate Hugh? 508 00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:15,375 Hugh is an apparently arrogant Englishman. 509 00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,587 Spiros loves the English. 510 00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,133 Maybe he loves you? 511 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,220 - Nonsense. - Sure, sorry. 512 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:54,831 Polish version commissioned by HBO Start International Poland 513 00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:58,043 Text: Maria Sobolewska