1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,700 Push. Push. Come on, you gotta push it. 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,600 - How much longer? - 10 seconds. 3 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,500 You gotta push harder or it's not gonna work. 4 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:21,100 - This is so stupid. - It's not stupid. You're gonna love it. 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 I'm not gonna love it. 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,600 Okay, that's time. Step away from the door. 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,700 Kelso, you're a genius. 8 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,300 Yeah, it's magic. 9 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,400 My God. Finally. I am so dehydrated. 10 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,500 Here. Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda. 11 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:48,400 I told you my top three choices were Tab, Fresca, or Diet Rite. 12 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,300 Again, you get Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda. 13 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,300 - Then I'll just have water. - You know, there's a hose in the backyard. 14 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:59,300 I've noticed that the pop selection has really went downhill... 15 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:00,600 since your dad got laid off. 16 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,600 He's not laid off, he's just part-time. 17 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,600 And shut up. 18 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,700 Kids. 19 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,200 Kids, kids, kids. 20 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,900 The President is coming. 21 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,800 What President? 22 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:17,700 The President of these United States, Gerald R. Ford, the 36th... 23 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:21,200 Eighth... 40th... 24 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,400 I don't know. He's the President. 25 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,000 Why would Ford come to Point Place? 26 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,100 Because we are a whistle-stop along... 27 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:32,300 his Wisconsin campaign trail. My dad organized it. 28 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,500 Dear, the next time... 29 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,600 you know a president is coming to town... 30 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,800 please give me a little more notice. I need to vacuum. 31 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,800 Eric, you tidy up this basement. A pie! I gotta make a pie! 32 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,400 Wow. The President's coming. 33 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,200 You know what we should do? That door thing again! 34 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,200 Yeah! 35 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,700 Hanging out 36 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:08,400 Down the street 37 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,700 The same old thing 38 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,300 We did last week 39 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,300 Not a thing to do 40 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,200 But talk to you 41 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,700 Whoa, yeah 42 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:30,100 Hello, Wisconsin! 43 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,300 So how's the car? 44 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,600 Real good. 45 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:43,100 By real good, you mean you rotated those tires like I asked you to? 46 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,000 Dad, don't they rotate every time I drive? 47 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:59,700 - You being a smartmouth? - Yes, and I'm sorry. 48 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,800 Tuna casserole again? 49 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,000 Well, okay, how about we don't pay the car insurance... 50 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,400 and we'll all have steak? 51 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,800 All right. 52 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,800 Well, just imagine, President Ford is coming here. 53 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,400 Red, we need to get rid of the oil stains in the driveway. 54 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,000 It's not like he's coming to our house. And if he did... 55 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,100 I'd kick him in the keister. 56 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,700 Stop it. How can you say that? You voted for Gerald Ford. 57 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,900 Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford. 58 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,900 But he still is our President. 59 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,900 The boy's old enough to hear that kind of talk. 60 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:48,400 Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell-cares. 61 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,300 Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen? 62 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,800 Red, President Ford didn't take your job. He took Nixon's. 63 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,700 Eric, we're waiting. 64 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,600 Well... 65 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,500 I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing. 66 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,600 That's perfect, Eric. 67 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,900 Use that line when you run for Miss America. 68 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,200 Settle down and we'll start the assembly. 69 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,400 Now, concerning the canned goods drive. 70 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,600 Motor oil is not a food. 71 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:41,400 I'm sorry, it's not. And all your booing isn't gonna make it one. 72 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,100 Now as you all know... 73 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,400 President Ford will be visiting our fair city. 74 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,900 And I know there are some of you ne'er-do-wells out there... 75 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,300 that might be planning some sort of... 76 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,900 quote unquote, social statement-type protest. 77 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,600 I can't believe this. Who cares if Ford is coming? 78 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,400 It's better than when the Oscar Mayer Weenie Mobile drove through. 79 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,900 They didn't even stop. 80 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:11,900 They just slowed down and threw a bunch of hot dog whistles at us. 81 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:14,000 Two girls in a phallic RV. 82 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:16,900 Driving around, handing out things you blow. 83 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,900 What a great country. 84 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,600 So let me tell you another thing... 85 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,700 Mr. or Mrs. Punk. 86 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,900 Protesting accomplishes nothing. 87 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,000 Oh, sure, you might see a chance... 88 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,500 to prove your manhood or show you're cool... 89 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:46,100 but this is our President. Our President, darn it! 90 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,800 So no shenanigans, you hear me? 91 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,200 And if that's your kind of attitude... 92 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,900 you might just as well go home right now. 93 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,200 So President Ford should be arriving at noon. 94 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,400 Man, deviled eggs. Are these for anybody? 95 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,000 Hi, Daddy. Hi, Mr. Pinciotti. 96 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 - Hi. - Hi, kitten. 97 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,400 Now, look, we're talking about adult stuff here. 98 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,000 Why don't you and your friend head up to your room? 99 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,900 Now, the most important part of our presidential rally... 100 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,900 is the townspeople "Q" and "A" section. 101 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,700 Just so, everyone's clear... 102 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:33,000 the "Q" stands for "Question", the "A" for "Answer." 103 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,000 All yours, Jack. 104 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,700 This is where normal folks step up to the microphone... 105 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,100 and ask the President questions. 106 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:45,600 Now, the important thing is to choose the right person, you know. 107 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,400 A working class guy. Your average Joe. 108 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,800 I guess someone you and I would call a loser. 109 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,000 So, of course, I thought of you. 110 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,600 We'd like you to ask President Ford a question. 111 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,500 So what do you say to that? 112 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,800 I say, no, thank you, and I want my crescent wrench back. 113 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:14,000 I'll do it. No, you keep working on your pies. 114 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,000 Just imagine, Red, you, the little guy... 115 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,200 get to have your opinions heard by the most powerful man in America. 116 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:27,500 Take advantage of this opportunity. 117 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,300 - Turn that light off. - Sorry. 118 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,400 Look, guys, we gotta do something that says we will not pay homage... 119 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,500 to a corrupt electoral system. 120 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,800 I know. A bloody coup. 121 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,600 That's good, but we're looking for something great. 122 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:53,200 Something that would make our founding fathers proud, man, you know? 123 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,200 - Let's streak! - Bingo! Yeah! 124 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,900 I've always wanted to do that... 125 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,500 just run buck naked through a sea of people. 126 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,900 Be free and shake it around. 127 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,000 All right, who's in? 128 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,500 Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks? 129 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,900 - No. - Then I am in. 130 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,300 Great. Eric? 131 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,300 - Are you in? - Streaking. I'm... 132 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,400 Don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro-nudity... 133 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,800 but I think my dad might kill me, and I'm anti-being killed. 134 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,100 If there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid... 135 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,600 it wouldn't be worth doing, you know? 136 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,900 Good point. 137 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:41,900 And I could write some really great slogan like... 138 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,000 "I hate the fuzz" on my ass. 139 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:51,000 If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off? 140 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,600 Pretty snazzy? 141 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,000 Looking good, Dad. 142 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,100 I got one for you, too. 143 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,500 We're gonna wear them to meet the President. 144 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,800 No. No way. 145 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,300 Honey, you're missing the big picture. Let me go get the other jumpsuits. 146 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:20,500 You'll see. 147 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,200 Mom, why are you doing this? 148 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,200 Honey, there are lots of things I do to make your father happy... 149 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,200 that I don't really like. 150 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:37,200 - Mom! - No, not that. I love that. 151 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,800 I meant like fishing. 152 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:47,200 See? When we stand together, we're the American flag. 153 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:53,700 - I'm not wearing a striped jumpsuit. - No, honey, you're the field of blue. 154 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,900 Bye, now. 155 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,100 But, Donna, you're part of the family. 156 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,300 My, this hurts. 157 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,200 - Yello. - Good news, Bob. 158 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:13,500 I've been thinking about it and I've decided, I will ask Ford a question. 159 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,700 Red, this is good news. 160 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,400 And I could sure use it right about now. 161 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,000 Yeah, glad I could help. 162 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,000 I'm gonna ask him a question all right. 163 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,100 And it's gonna be a damn good one. 164 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,700 Red. 165 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,800 Now, don't worry. 166 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:40,500 I'm simply gonna ask him how the hell he's gonna fix this economy. 167 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:44,500 Honey, he wouldn't know that. He's the President. 168 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,800 All this food for 45 cents, it is unbelievable. 169 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,700 I see. 170 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,500 So, Forman, the rally's tonight, man. What's your decision? 171 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,100 - Yeah, are you gonna streak or not? - Don't pressure him. 172 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,400 No, I've been doing some thinking, and I'm in. 173 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,500 - All right. - You're gonna look like a bunch of idiots. 174 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,400 A bunch of naked idiots. 175 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,800 Thanks, Kelso. 176 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,400 Look, we must keep this quiet. 177 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,300 It can't go beyond this table. 178 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,800 If my father finds out what we have planned, he will nail me to the wall. 179 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,200 Why are you all sitting on one side of the table? 180 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,900 Okay, now. 181 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,500 Make way for my Presidential pies. 182 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:04,700 See? Cherry, mock apple, blueberry. See that? Red, white, and blue. 183 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,100 It's like the beginning to Love, American Style in pie. 184 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,600 Look. Lookit. See, honey, you're not looking. 185 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,400 Yeah, pie. 186 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,500 Dad. Mr. Pinciotti wanted me to give you this. 187 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,000 - What is it? - It's your question for President Ford. 188 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,900 But I'm working on my question for President Ford. 189 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:30,400 Right. This is the one the committee made up for you. 190 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,500 "What has been your favorite parade?" 191 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,800 This is asinine. 192 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,200 - Macy's? - No contest. 193 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,300 Right. 194 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,900 Can I borrow your trench coat? 195 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,800 I can ask the President any damn thing I want. 196 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:49,000 It's my right. I'm not gonna be a puppet for Bob's committee. 197 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,600 I'll take real good care of it... 198 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,700 and I'll bring it back as soon as I possibly can. 199 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,200 Honey, just take the coat and leave. 200 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,500 No. Eric, a man... 201 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,800 has to stand up and be heard. 202 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,900 I will not sit quietly by while everything is taken away from me. 203 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,100 They took my job, my stability... 204 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:15,200 now they want to take away my right to free speech. 205 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,200 You still have the Toyota, it gets great mileage. 206 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,800 Where is the America that I knew as a boy? 207 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,600 Where? 208 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,600 You tell me, dear God, where? 209 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,800 Okay, I really hate being in this room right now. 210 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,200 Okay, when the President starts his speech here... 211 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,900 I'll blow my Oscar Mayer whistle and we go. 212 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,800 Did you write, "I hate the fuzz" on your butt? 213 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,900 Yeah. 214 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,500 - Donna, here's your lipstick back. - Keep it. 215 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,000 - You got the masks? - Yeah, I got three Snoopys and one Nixon. 216 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,200 Not it. 217 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,800 Damn. Fez, how'd you know how to do that? 218 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,000 My country invented "not it." 219 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,600 So can we go already? 220 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,700 I'm itching to release the hound here. 221 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,300 It's go time. 222 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,300 Now, look at you guys. 223 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,700 What is it with you young people and Colombo? 224 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,600 Bye. 225 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,300 Bye. 226 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,800 Aren't you going, Donna? 227 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,800 No. My Dad's gonna make me wear this really queer jumpsuit. 228 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,200 I don't know if I can do it. It's just too embarrassing. 229 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:38,300 You know, Donna, my grandmother came from Sweden... 230 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,600 and she had this thick accent and it embarrassed me to no end. 231 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:46,100 I asked her not to come to my high school graduation... 232 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,800 'cause I didn't want my friends to hear her talk... 233 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,500 and she didn't come. 234 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,500 Sixteen years later, she got the gout and died. 235 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,800 You see? 236 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,900 No. 237 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,200 All families are embarrassing. 238 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,400 And if they're not embarrassing, then they're dead. 239 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,400 All right, try and blend in. 240 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,800 see you alone like that, so I came over and here you are. 241 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,900 Hey, you hitting on my girlfriend? 242 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,100 Michael, he's not... 243 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,300 - Hey, man. You wanna go? Come on. - Yeah, let's go, cowboy! 244 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,400 - You are so lucky I'm naked, pal. - Shut up. 245 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,900 There's supposed to be a blue field of stars there. 246 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,200 Oh, honey. 247 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,700 Now, if we just start to sway back and forth... 248 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,700 it'll look like the flag is waving in the wind. 249 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,900 Oh, god. 250 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:09,700 - There's another guy in a trench coat. - I bet he's a streaker, too. 251 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,700 Fez, he's with Secret Service. 252 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,000 - How about that man? - Yeah, Secret Service. 253 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 - And that man? - Yeah. 254 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,400 And that man with the dog? Yeah. 255 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,700 - The dog is looking at us. Come here, boy. - No, Fez! 256 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,300 - Man, I just thought of something. - What? 257 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,200 What are we going to do with our trench coats? 258 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,600 I mean, after we rip them off, we can't come back here and get them. 259 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,800 - Shucks. - God, this is all my fault. You know what? 260 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,400 I'll hold the coats. You guys streak. 261 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,800 - Thanks. - Thanks. 262 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,200 I just thought of something, too. 263 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,900 We're naked, and there's a lot of dogs here. 264 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,200 Maybe we should just sit down. 265 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,200 - I'm in. - Me, too. 266 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,700 - Me, too. - Okay. 267 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,800 Ladies and gentlemen... 268 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,700 ... the President of the United States of America... 269 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,100 Gerald R. Ford! 270 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,700 What are you doing hiding over... Okay. 271 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,300 Back off. I am a flag. 272 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:38,400 - Are you gonna streak? - No, we took a vote and it's unanimous. 273 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,200 We're all very chicken. 274 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,800 That's too bad. It's been a while since I've seen you naked. 275 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,400 - You've never seen me naked. - Like a zillion times. 276 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,600 When we were kids, you were always running around... 277 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,000 the neighborhood naked, screaming, "Wee, wee! Pee, pee!" 278 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,700 Now it's time for the "Q" and "A" portion of our program. 279 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,600 First up, I'd like to introduce Red Forman. 280 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,800 Red is a father of two wonderful children... 281 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,100 and how he's managed to keep them clothed and fed... 282 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,500 while being cut back to halftime at the plant is beyond me. 283 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,100 But he doesn't blame the President for his misfortune. 284 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:16,600 No, sir. He only blames himself. I give you Red Forman! 285 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,700 Mr. President... 286 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,800 I... 287 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,200 I... 288 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:55,800 Come on, Red. 289 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,800 Your dad is bombing. 290 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:34,000 Wee, wee! Pee, pee! 291 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:51,100 Hey, Gerry, here's my question. 292 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,900 How the hell could you pardon Nixon? 293 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,700 - Hey, son. - Hi, Dad. 294 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,700 Hey, good job at the rally today. 295 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,700 Not bad. 296 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,400 I kind of stumbled there at the start... 297 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,600 but I think I nailed him with a good one. 298 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,700 Anyway, it was pretty cool. 299 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,600 Yeah, well... 300 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:34,300 sometimes a man's gotta do what he thinks is right. 301 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,200 Yeah, I'm gonna call it a night. 302 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,800 All right, son. 303 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,700 Good night. 304 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,300 Good night, Dad. 305 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:51,900 And next time, don't wear black socks. You looked like an ass. 306 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,700 How could they not catch you? 307 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,900 I guess no one wants to tackle a naked guy. 308 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,100 So true. 309 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,800 You didn't see anything, did you? 310 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,700 No. 311 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,600 Well... 312 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,100 maybe just a bit. 313 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,100 But not the bit. 314 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,100 Wait, what do you mean "bit"? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net