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You're the most precious little
thing in the world, aren't you?

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Yeah.
_

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Oh.

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Come here.

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There you go.

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Hey, Stacy.

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You're looking hot.

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Aw. Thanks, Chaz.

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"Amadeus" isn't out yet,

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so I rented "Lone Wolf McQuade"
and "Solarbabies."

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Sorry we couldn't go to the movies,
but I ain't got no sitter.

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Oh, that's okay.

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I never dated a single mom before.

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I like it.

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So, can I come in or what?

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As long as you're entering
of your own free will.

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Sure thing.

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These are flowers.

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Yeah.

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Mm.

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Uh, hey, Stacie?

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Why is your baby out of his crib?

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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com

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_

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They look so happy.

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- I know. I hate to destroy them.
- _

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I'm really hungry, though.

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I think donuts are the most happy food.

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I mean, they're so cute. They never end.

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They just keep going around
and around and around...

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I was actually... I was talking about

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that woman over there
with that little baby.

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Oh. Yeah.

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They seem happy... too.

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Not as happy as my eggs.

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Not everybody can have it all.

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Do you think you'll ever have kids?

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What? God no.

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Are you crazy?

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Why not? Children are wonderful.

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Yeah, some of them are,

42
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but then some of them grow up
to be serial killers

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or clowns or serial-killing clowns.

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Blugh.

45
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And I don't have a boyfriend.

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I think being a single mom
would be a nightmare.

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None taken.

48
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Well, what about guys?

49
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I mean, is there anybody you like?

50
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Kevin... the groundskeeper
at the cemetery.

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Anyone else?

52
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I like Kevin, and I'm not ashamed of it.

53
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Everybody thinks they're above him,

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you know, because he works underground.

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He's a great guy. Yeah, no,

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Kevin is... an option.

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Just, you know, you're
a very attractive young woman.

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I'm wondering if you
have any other prospects.

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The groundskeeper
at Mannered Falls, Willy,

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he's pretty hot, too.

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But that's a veterans cemetery,

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and it feels a little bit
too political for me.

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And he has a cauliflower hand.

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What about somebody who doesn't
dig graves for a living?

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Like a mortician or a casket salesmen?

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Yeah, or like a law clerk or a doctor

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or basic dude who has a job
that doesn't involve

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the preparation and
disposal of dead people?

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I don't know, I just...

70
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I never really thought about
dating outside the industry.

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Outside the indus...

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You... But you don't even...

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You should get a babysitting job.

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I hate to do this to you guys,

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but at least you died
doing what you love...

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being eggs.

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Oh, oh!

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Uh, so, Denise...

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you're doing this of your, um,

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own free will, right?

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Yeah, yeah. I-I guess.

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I mean, my friend kind of
forced me into it.

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He seems very taken with you.

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Uh...

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What does he eat?

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Uh, plums,

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uh, and carrots sometimes.

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He likes mushed-up food.

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Gross.

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What's his name?

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Aiden.

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Hmm. Aiden.

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Braden. Mm?

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I'm so sorry.
I-I thought you said Aiden.

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I did. Aiden Braden.

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Uh, his middle name is Braden.

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Oh, Claire.

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All right.

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"Find Gerard Duquette.

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And may God help you."

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Gerard Duquette.

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Gerard Duquette... 1642 to 1703.

103
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Well, he couldn't be
any more dead, could you?

104
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I guess if I want to contact you,

105
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I'm gonna have to have
a séance or some shit.

106
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Nothing fruity.

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A candle, couple of beers.

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All I want to do is use demon eyeballs

109
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to travel back in time
and prevent my wife from dying.

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That gotta be so goddamn hard?

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Stan, guess what?

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I forgot to lock the door?

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Why are you reading that?

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Oh, I'm not.

115
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Just used it to kill a spider.

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That?

117
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It's just one creature

118
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killing another creature with a book.

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Hakuna Matata.

120
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Anyway, I wanted to tell you

121
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that I got Denise a job.

122
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I was wondering where she was.

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The, uh... The ice in my lemonade,

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it melted about 45 minutes ago,

125
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and now it's just warm lemon water.

126
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So?

127
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So I was looking for Denise to come

128
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and get me some more of it.

129
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You went ahead and got her a job.

130
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Wow. Oh, that's so funny.

131
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I actually thought that
you would be proud of her.

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Personal foul. Don't you believe it.

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You wanted me to be proud of you

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because you got her a job,

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but I'm not,

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because my lemonade is warm.

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Hakuna Matutu.

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Um...

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This is his special toy.

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Make sure he doesn't lose it.

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Goodbye, Aiden Braden.

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God forgive me.

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That poor girl.

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- You like listening to me talk, huh?
- Oh! Hey!

145
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You're not that bad for a human baby.

146
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Denise!

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It's me... Kevin.

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Yeah, I know.
I recognize you by your face.

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Oh, right, I was...

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I was thinking we were on the phone.

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Wow.

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Is this your baby?

153
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No.

154
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What are you doing?

155
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You're not dating a baby?

156
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Gross! No, I'm babysitting.

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Oh, cool!

158
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Can...

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Hey, little guy.

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Hey, can I...

161
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Can I talk to you alone for a second?

162
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I can't really leave the baby.

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Just... Just for a second.

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Years ago, I needed money,

165
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so I volunteered
to be a part of this study.

166
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The military was testing the effect
of rum drinks on the sleep deprived.

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The next thing you know, I'm on
a bus to some top-secret...

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Hey, Kevin, is this
gonna take a long time?

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'Cause I got places to go.

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No.

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The thing is, I was a human guinea pig

172
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in a terrible experiment.

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And?

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And...

175
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I spent a lot of time around
some really bad people,

176
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and I'm telling you
there is something very bad

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about that baby.

178
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Uh, no.

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I used to think he was a dickhead, too,

180
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but he's really okay.

181
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And his mom is paying me $9 an hour,

182
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and that's a lot of money for someone
that's never been around babies before.

183
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I'm only telling you this...

184
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because I care about you.

185
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What is happening to my body?

186
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I... Shut your mouth!

187
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I gotta go. Bye.

188
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Okay.

189
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Oh.

190
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Coming. I'm coming.

191
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Hi, there.

192
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I, uh... I went ahead
and got you some lunch.

193
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Oh.

194
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Two beers?

195
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That's what I had for lunch.

196
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So, uh, this is the baby, huh?

197
00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:03,758
Yeah.

198
00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:05,026
What's he crying about?

199
00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,261
I don't know.

200
00:09:06,262 --> 00:09:07,985
He was fine all day.

201
00:09:09,477 --> 00:09:12,065
He's threatened... feels my power.

202
00:09:15,905 --> 00:09:17,272
Game on, little man.

203
00:09:17,273 --> 00:09:20,128
Oh, yeah, you feel me. Game on.

204
00:09:20,129 --> 00:09:22,144
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't point at me.

205
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Kev-o.

206
00:09:26,782 --> 00:09:28,163
What are you doing?

207
00:09:29,689 --> 00:09:31,186
Keeping an eye on Denise.

208
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I beg your pardon?

209
00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:34,929
It's that baby she's watching.

210
00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,463
I don't trust it.

211
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Look, most people don't know this,

212
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but I spent six months
in a black-ops site

213
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in Alamogordo, New Mexico.

214
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See you later, Kev-o.

215
00:10:02,285 --> 00:10:02,952
Hello?

216
00:10:09,225 --> 00:10:10,561
That you, Ollie?

217
00:10:16,232 --> 00:10:19,234
Are you t-tryin' to scare me?

218
00:10:21,737 --> 00:10:22,653
Ollie?

219
00:10:36,419 --> 00:10:37,497
Hello?

220
00:10:55,271 --> 00:10:56,504
No, no!

221
00:10:56,505 --> 00:10:58,006
No, no, no, no, no!

222
00:11:04,714 --> 00:11:07,148
Aah!

223
00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,395
I found this one
out by the train tracks.

224
00:11:20,049 --> 00:11:21,816
Kevin, what happened to you?

225
00:11:36,619 --> 00:11:38,520
Okay, you... Okay.

226
00:11:38,522 --> 00:11:41,258
You were cr... Oh, you were
crawling in the woods!

227
00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:43,306
Fight club.

228
00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,972
Skunk attack. Hot coffee.

229
00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:46,594
And then you were
conducting an orchestra!

230
00:11:46,595 --> 00:11:48,297
You were conducting an orchestra.

231
00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:49,620
Your canoe broke.

232
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,089
Someone had binoculars.

233
00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:53,124
Okay. Do you need to take
a minute, or...?

234
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,426
- One.
- One.

235
00:11:55,427 --> 00:11:58,329
So, was it skunks?

236
00:11:58,330 --> 00:11:59,664
Okay. All right.

237
00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:00,932
Nice, deep breath.

238
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:03,668
How's that? No.

239
00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:04,936
No, no, no, no, no.

240
00:12:04,937 --> 00:12:06,137
The eyes were closer together,

241
00:12:06,138 --> 00:12:07,605
and the... the cheeks

242
00:12:07,606 --> 00:12:09,340
were... were much fuller than that.

243
00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:10,608
Okay.

244
00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:15,264
Like this?

245
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:18,996
That's him.

246
00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:22,153
That's him, Officer.

247
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:23,724
Really?

248
00:12:25,057 --> 00:12:27,391
That...

249
00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:31,362
It was that baby... Aiden Braden.

250
00:12:31,363 --> 00:12:32,864
What's its name?

251
00:12:32,865 --> 00:12:34,065
Shh!

252
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:36,400
Kevin, you're expecting us

253
00:12:36,401 --> 00:12:39,671
to believe that a baby did this to you?

254
00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:42,140
Yeah.

255
00:12:42,141 --> 00:12:43,316
But we don't.

256
00:12:44,945 --> 00:12:45,868
Kevin...

257
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,555
Did you do this to yourself?

258
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,105
Look...

259
00:12:54,253 --> 00:12:57,099
I do a lot of things to myself,

260
00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:58,723
but not this.

261
00:12:59,314 --> 00:13:01,325
Kevin, you're among friends.

262
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,895
Why would I beat myself up?

263
00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:08,099
'Cause you're jealous of that
baby taking all of Denise's time.

264
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,767
Thanks to Evie and that baby,

265
00:13:09,768 --> 00:13:11,776
she's never around anymore.

266
00:13:11,777 --> 00:13:13,204
Hell, I'm home all alone.

267
00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:15,506
Can't find a goddamn thing.

268
00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:18,509
Where'd she put the
mustard, you might ask?

269
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,411
In the fridge.

270
00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:23,014
The fridge!

271
00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:26,217
Stan, this isn't about you.

272
00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:29,121
Cold mustard, Barret. That's on you.

273
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:37,428
Who knew taking care of a baby
would be so much work?

274
00:13:37,429 --> 00:13:38,796
Well, now, remember, honey,

275
00:13:38,797 --> 00:13:41,065
not... not all babies are difficult.

276
00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:41,986
Some are...

277
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:45,803
Gosh, some are sweet little,
bowls of life-affirming joy.

278
00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:47,371
Oh. Was I like that?

279
00:13:47,372 --> 00:13:48,940
Oh, God, no. You were a nightmare.

280
00:13:48,941 --> 00:13:51,542
Never shut up, and when you cried,

281
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:55,275
whatever note that was
used to make cats throw up.

282
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:58,883
Hey, Stan. Sorry I'm... Sorry I'm late.

283
00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:00,018
What are you doing here?

284
00:14:01,453 --> 00:14:02,753
T-Tell her.

285
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,555
I don't know if your dad told you this,

286
00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:08,059
but, um, Kevin is claiming

287
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,728
that Aiden Braden attacked him,

288
00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:13,587
and I think we need to talk about it.

289
00:14:14,132 --> 00:14:15,666
Talk about Kevin?

290
00:14:16,385 --> 00:14:21,067
Yeah, well, we think that Kevin is...

291
00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:24,475
obsessed with you in an unhealthy way.

292
00:14:24,476 --> 00:14:26,410
Honey, honey, now, to be clear,

293
00:14:26,411 --> 00:14:29,914
we're not saying that
Kevin is a "bad guy."

294
00:14:29,915 --> 00:14:31,449
He only kicked the shit out of himself

295
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,950
and blamed it on a baby.

296
00:14:32,951 --> 00:14:35,419
Hell, for all we know,
he's a true romantic at heart

297
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:38,422
like that Fatty Arbuckle
or that Sid and Nancy.

298
00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:39,657
Okay, stop.

299
00:14:39,658 --> 00:14:41,926
He's not obsessed, all right?

300
00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:44,095
Aiden Braden is a weird baby.

301
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:45,663
I mean, I tried to take his rattle away,

302
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,665
and he almost ripped my arm
out of the socket, okay?

303
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:50,561
And he hates Kevin.
He growls and barks and...

304
00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:52,937
He doesn't even like to eat.

305
00:14:54,606 --> 00:14:57,141
What, he... he doesn't eat?

306
00:14:57,142 --> 00:14:58,442
No. His mother just says,

307
00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:00,111
if I hold him, he'll be nourished,

308
00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,545
but it's really hard

309
00:15:01,546 --> 00:15:04,282
because his fingernails
are really sharp.

310
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:05,750
- Oh!
- Oh!

311
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:06,984
Aiden did this?!

312
00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:08,653
- Aiden Braden.
- Okay.

313
00:15:08,654 --> 00:15:11,155
Yes, when I try to take his rattle.

314
00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:11,961
Ugh.

315
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,514
Ugh, no.

316
00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,876
Ooh! This looks promising.

317
00:15:19,264 --> 00:15:20,965
Uh, okay.

318
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:23,701
Emotional Cluster-Feeding Demon. Ick.

319
00:15:23,702 --> 00:15:26,203
It can take many forms
that inspire endearment,

320
00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:29,106
most commonly appears as a human infant.

321
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:31,453
So it feeds off the
affection of its caretaker.

322
00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:34,312
So Aiden Braden is feeding
off your affection.

323
00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:35,546
That means it sees Kevin

324
00:15:35,547 --> 00:15:37,715
as like a threat to its food source.

325
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:40,284
Sounds like your normal
asshole baby to me.

326
00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:42,820
My God. We sent Kevin home.

327
00:15:44,218 --> 00:15:45,398
We got to get to him.

328
00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:46,831
Oh!

329
00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:49,660
Aiden, where are you?

330
00:15:49,661 --> 00:15:50,624
Aiden!

331
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:55,800
Aiden, D-Denise is coming back today.

332
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:57,802
She's gonna be your new mommy.

333
00:15:57,803 --> 00:15:59,470
Won't that be nice?

334
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,703
Aiden?

335
00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:17,521
Oh, God.

336
00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:20,156
Aiden!

337
00:16:22,038 --> 00:16:23,311
Kevin!

338
00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:24,673
Hey, Denise, slow down.

339
00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:25,942
- Kevin!
- Be careful!

340
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,543
- Ugh.
- Ugh.

341
00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:29,609
Kevin?

342
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,299
Looks like we're too late.

343
00:16:33,082 --> 00:16:36,351
Yet, somehow, life goes on.

344
00:16:36,352 --> 00:16:38,120
- Stan!
- Guys, he's not back here!

345
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,188
The Ozark Mountain Daredevils.

346
00:16:40,189 --> 00:16:42,390
Let me tell you something
about Mike Granda

347
00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:43,859
- as your lead-guitar player...
- Stan!

348
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:46,461
Well, don't tell me a baby did all this.

349
00:16:46,462 --> 00:16:48,396
Well, now, Stan, it's a demon baby,

350
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:50,565
so I'm pretty sure
it can do whatever it wants.

351
00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:52,360
All right, so I am, uh...

352
00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:55,189
I'm an evil demon baby.

353
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:57,507
Where do I go next?

354
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,290
I got an idea.

355
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:01,540
What?

356
00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:03,352
I just watched you take that.

357
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:05,914
I don't care. Denise!

358
00:17:06,704 --> 00:17:07,534
Huh.

359
00:17:08,217 --> 00:17:10,819
The old, abandoned baby gym.

360
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,262
Should have known.

361
00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:14,381
Mr. Tynkle's Playland.

362
00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:17,759
"My Slayland."

363
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,687
Good thing he spelled it with a "Y."

364
00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:22,273
Otherwise, that wouldn't have worked.

365
00:17:22,899 --> 00:17:23,766
Hmm.

366
00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:28,629
All right.

367
00:17:31,474 --> 00:17:32,741
Stay close.

368
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:38,914
Ew.

369
00:17:40,983 --> 00:17:41,793
God.

370
00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:46,341
Ohh!

371
00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:51,026
- Binky.
- Ugh.

372
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:52,347
Eugh.

373
00:17:56,098 --> 00:17:57,146
What do we got?

374
00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:58,277
Ugh.

375
00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:00,295
Easy.

376
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:01,832
Easy.

377
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,309
Ohh, God.

378
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:10,512
This is, like, instant birth control.

379
00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:11,546
Ugh.

380
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:12,597
All right.

381
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:14,976
Ohh.

382
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,556
Oh, my God.

383
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:21,456
They've been swaddled.

384
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:27,495
Kevin!

385
00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:28,864
Kevin?

386
00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:29,738
Kevin!

387
00:18:32,401 --> 00:18:34,269
Kill me.

388
00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:37,102
If it's what you really want.

389
00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:40,208
I-I'm gonna need to use your gun.

390
00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:41,576
What? No.

391
00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:43,254
We got to get him down.

392
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:46,478
You should know up front,

393
00:18:46,882 --> 00:18:47,986
this isn't your fault,

394
00:18:47,987 --> 00:18:52,187
but if you do choose to live the
rest of your life in shame,

395
00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:54,289
no one here will blame you.

396
00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,742
Yes, Kev, cry.

397
00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:00,328
Be ashamed of yourself.

398
00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:04,983
So... much... mucus.

399
00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:06,868
We're gonna get you out of here.

400
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:07,903
Here we go.

401
00:19:07,904 --> 00:19:08,970
There we go.

402
00:19:08,971 --> 00:19:09,971
All right.

403
00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,539
Okay.

404
00:19:13,242 --> 00:19:14,174
Aw.

405
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:17,108
I told you that baby
was trying to kill me.

406
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,014
Well, now... now, Kevin,

407
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,415
it's, uh... it's not a baby.

408
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,597
It's a demon.

409
00:19:23,719 --> 00:19:25,020
Whatever it is...

410
00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:26,922
it's back.

411
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,858
I'm getting out.

412
00:19:29,859 --> 00:19:31,226
- No!
- Kevin!

413
00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:35,430
- Uh...
- Kevin?

414
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:37,365
W-Wait! D-Denise!

415
00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:39,701
Uh, it thinks that Kevin's trying
to steal you away from it.

416
00:19:39,702 --> 00:19:41,169
You got to be horrible to it.

417
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:42,537
Say terrible things,
act like you hate it.

418
00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,606
Okay. A-Aiden, I hate you!

419
00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:46,038
- Aah!
- Hey, kid!

420
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:49,945
Denise told me you're a shitty
baby and a total choad.

421
00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:58,019
Shoot it now!

422
00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,456
Grace?

423
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,727
Uh, am I just seeing things,

424
00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:07,862
or did that creature
just turn into my daughter?

425
00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:11,599
No, no, it's turning into
what we love to gain our affection.

426
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,402
Now she looks like
hockey great Gordie Howe.

427
00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:20,141
That's not Gordie Howe.
It's my high-school jug band.

428
00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:25,480
Mommy, I want to go home.

429
00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:28,717
Uh, okay, sweetie.

430
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:30,552
We're gonna do that. Okay?

431
00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:32,554
I just need you right now...

432
00:20:33,622 --> 00:20:36,124
To hold very, very still.

433
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,126
I love you, Mommy.

434
00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:40,180
Very, very still.

435
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,838
Good God. What is it?

436
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,857
It smells like...

437
00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:55,076
bouquet of horse penises.

438
00:20:55,077 --> 00:20:56,811
Ugh.

439
00:20:56,812 --> 00:20:57,931
That's Leon.

440
00:21:00,316 --> 00:21:02,411
Kevin, can I ask you something?

441
00:21:03,085 --> 00:21:04,119
Sure.

442
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,689
Were you really in a jug band?

443
00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,389
You know I was.

444
00:21:10,511 --> 00:21:11,566
Nice.

445
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,864
We were called N-Nice Jugs.

446
00:21:15,865 --> 00:21:17,033
Oh.

447
00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:20,169
Did I ruin it?