1 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:06,880 [ "Ruthless People" Performed By Mick Jagger ] 2 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,060 Hey 3 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:21,920 Stand up 4 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,700 Hey 5 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,470 Ruthless People 6 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:35,640 Ruthless People 7 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,570 Greedy forever and ever 8 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,180 Success 9 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:51,120 Greedy and ever so clever 10 00:00:52,090 --> 00:00:54,060 A mess 11 00:00:55,560 --> 00:01:01,560 Keepin' their right to creep into paradise 12 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:08,530 They'll even blackmail St.Peter 13 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,240 They'll pay any price 14 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:13,250 Hey 15 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:16,980 Stand up 16 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:18,990 Come and see 17 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:21,080 Ruthless People 18 00:01:23,090 --> 00:01:26,990 Greed and evil oh yeah 19 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:31,830 You can have it if you want it 20 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:35,860 It might take the rest of your life 21 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:39,810 If you want it you can have it 22 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:44,040 Do a balancing act on a knife 23 00:01:44,110 --> 00:01:48,210 You can have it if you want it 24 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,240 It fits and gets cheap at the price 25 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:56,490 If you want it you can have it 26 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,360 Despite your sweet soul and your lies 27 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,070 Ruthless People 28 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,200 Ruthless People 29 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,320 Carol, did I ever tell you why I married her? 30 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:25,980 Yes, Sam, you told me many, many-- 31 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:29,180 Her father was very, very rich... 32 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,490 and very, very sick. 33 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,930 The doctors assured me he'd be dead any minute. 34 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,590 There wasn't a second to lose. 35 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:40,690 I rushed right out and married the boss's daughter. 36 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:42,700 He was so sick! 37 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:46,370 It was like the angel of death was sittin' in the room with him, 38 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,240 watchin' the clock. 39 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:53,250 They pulled the plug on him. 40 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:57,880 He wheezed and shook for about an hour. 41 00:02:57,950 --> 00:03:00,580 And then... 42 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:03,490 he stabilized. 43 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:08,020 That son of a bitch just got older and sicker. 44 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,330 And older and sicker! 45 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,330 And older and sicker! 46 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,530 - More coffee, sir? - No! 47 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:21,570 I couldn't wait around any longer. I went out and made my own fortune. 48 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:26,210 The old fart hung in there for 15 years! 49 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,080 Finally died of natural causes. 50 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:31,640 I want the rest of that money! 51 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,350 His money, her money, it's my money! 52 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:40,190 I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years! 53 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:43,320 God, I hate that woman! I-I-I-- 54 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,460 I hate the way she licks stamps. 55 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:48,590 I hate her furniture. 56 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:53,160 And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps. 57 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:58,870 [ Snorting, Baa-ing ] Ohhh! 58 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:04,540 And that filthy, little shitbag dog of hers... Muffy! 59 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:08,850 - Aren't you scared? - Scared? 60 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,790 Hell, no. I'm lookin' forward to it. 61 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:14,990 My only regret, Carol, 62 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:18,790 is that the plan isn't more violent. 63 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:24,430 Don't you consider throwing a body off a cliff in the dead of night violent? 64 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:28,640 Nah! She'll be unconscious, knocked out from the chloroform. 65 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:32,700 I'm talkin' about hands-on involvement. 66 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:35,150 Hands-on? 67 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,480 Ohh. Ohh! 68 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,760 Oh-ho! [ Snort ] 69 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:47,260 [ Whispering ] I'm goin' now. I can't wait. 70 00:04:52,470 --> 00:04:55,230 Good luck. 71 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:30,370 Barbara, dear, I have something for you. 72 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:38,510 Barbara? 73 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:41,910 Where are you, dearest? 74 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:44,180 I have something for you. 75 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,950 Honey? 76 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,300 Barbara? 77 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,450 Dumpling? 78 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,660 Barbara? 79 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,490 No notes, no messages. 80 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,960 This is not like you, you meticulous bitch! 81 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:35,030 It's just like that woman to screw this up. 82 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:37,040 Damn it! 83 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:47,880 What are you doin' here? Mining the carpet with little poodle bombs? 84 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,470 Here! Take a whiff of this, you little fruitcake. 85 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:53,080 I'll kill you! 86 00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:57,150 - [ Yipping ] - I'll wring your neck! 87 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,860 You hairy rat! 88 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,480 [ Phone Ringing ] 89 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:25,750 - Hello. - [ Man ] Mr.Stone? 90 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,050 Listen very carefully. We have kidnapped your wife. 91 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:33,080 We have no qualms about killing and will do so at the slightest provocation. 92 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,100 - Do you understand? - Who the hell is this? Is this some joke? 93 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:40,900 I have no patience for stupid questions, Mr.Stone, and I don't like repeating myself. 94 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:43,060 Do you understand? 95 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,970 All right, I'm sorry. Please continue. 96 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,500 You are to obtain a new, black American Tourister briefcase, 97 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:53,510 - model number 8104. Do you understand? - Yes. 98 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,910 In it you will place $500,000 in unmarked, 99 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:59,440 nonsequentially numbered $100 bills. 100 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,820 - Do you understand? - Sure. 101 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:04,450 Monday morning at 11:00 a.m., you will proceed with case in hand, 102 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:07,290 to Hope Street Plaza and wait for a phone to ring. 103 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,460 You will receive further instructions then. 104 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,830 - Do you understand? - Yes, I do. 105 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,300 You'll be watched at all phases of execution. 106 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:18,470 If anyone is with you or if any action is not carried out to our complete satisfaction, 107 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:22,700 it will be considered an infraction of the rules, and your wife will be killed. 108 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:25,470 - Do you understand? - I believe so. 109 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:27,570 If you notify the police, your wife will be killed. 110 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:30,050 If you notify the media, she will be killed. 111 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:34,280 If you deviate from our instructions in any way whatsoever, she will be killed. 112 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:38,850 - Do you understand? - Perfectly. 113 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:42,400 [ Sirens ] 114 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:46,130 [ Reporter ] Just 45 minutes ago, Mr.Stone received a call... 115 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:49,930 from a man demanding a ransom for his wife, Barbara. 116 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:13,820 [ Muffled Cries ] 117 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,730 - [ Groan ] - Kenny! 118 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:20,470 [ Barbara Struggling ] 119 00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:23,560 [ Grunting ] Grab her legs. 120 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,780 [ Muffled Cries Continue ] 121 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,420 Aah! 122 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:51,920 Do you think she's dead? 123 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,570 [ Muffled Cries ] 124 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:03,880 Aah! 125 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,880 [ Grunting ] 126 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:21,700 [ Muffled Cries Continue ] 127 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:35,240 [ Muffled Cries ] 128 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:43,050 You fucked with the wrong person! 129 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,680 My husband does business with the Mafia. 130 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:49,520 When they track you down, you, your entire family, everyone you ever knew... 131 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:53,720 will all get chain saw enemas and that's not all! 132 00:10:56,030 --> 00:11:00,260 Oh, my God! I've been abducted by Huey and Duey. 133 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,470 An-- [ Sniffing ] 134 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,800 Jesus Christ! It smells like a toilet in here! 135 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,240 - It's just the ammonia. - We scrubbed down here for hours on our hands and knees, 136 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:13,250 [ Kenny ] For God's sake. 137 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:17,650 My husband worships the ground I walk on! Wait till he hears about this! 138 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,920 He will explo-o-ode! 139 00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:29,160 Bye-bye, Barbara. [ Snickering ] 140 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,170 In local news, a kidnapping today in Bel Air. 141 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:34,760 Police tell us this woman, Barbara Stone, 142 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,270 the wife of clothing tycoon, Sam Stone, 143 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:41,640 was abducted earlier today from the couple's estate on Bellagio Drive. 144 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:46,150 Preliminary sources indicated that Mr.Stone was contacted late this afternoon... 145 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:48,310 and that a ransom demand has been made. Police officials-- 146 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:51,180 [ Newscaster ...kill Mrs.Stone if demands were not met. 147 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,190 It's on every goddamn channel! 148 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:56,380 Millionaire heiress, Barbara Stone, has been kidnapped... 149 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:58,690 from her Bel Air mansion. 150 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,820 What'd he do, hire a publicist? 151 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:05,660 I feel terrible. Do you feel as guilty as I do? 152 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,720 Guilty? Are you kidding? 153 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,070 He takes our money, steals your idea, 154 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:15,010 goes out and makes a million dollars, and you feel guilty? 155 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:21,580 I can't believe it! 156 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:25,950 - How many times have we been over this? - Oh, honey, not again. 157 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,180 Let me remind you of something. 158 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:31,250 You are the spandex miniskirt king. 159 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:34,560 Not him. He is the spandex miniskirt thief. 160 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,890 He's the one who should feel guilty. 161 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:40,870 Look at this. Do you remember this? 162 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:45,100 You cried for a week when you saw this. Look at the smile on that asshole. 163 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:48,870 I know he stole it, but she really didn't do anything. 164 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:52,610 She was his partner! Oh, damn it, Sandy. 165 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,710 Do you enjoy getting stepped on? Do you? 166 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:59,910 'Cause I don't, and I don't feel guilty. 167 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:02,750 I take it back. I do feel guilty. 168 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:06,850 I feel very guilty. I trusted a sleazeball like Sam Stone... 169 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:09,450 with our life savings on a handshake deal, 170 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:13,660 and then sat there and watched him take it all away from us. 171 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,730 But that's over. We know better now. 172 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,210 From now on, we trust no one. 173 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,770 To hell with everybody else. We've got to be ruthless. 174 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,410 - Think ruthless. - What if I can't think ruthless? 175 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,350 You've got to. It's good for you. It makes you strong. 176 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:35,860 What the hell's the sense of being a decent person when nobody else is? 177 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,330 Let's be assholes and get rich! 178 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:50,140 - [ Squealing, Moaning ] - [ Whirring Noises ] 179 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:57,480 Oh, oh! I'm crazy about you, you big galoot! 180 00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,340 Ooh, you were somethin' today! 181 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:04,750 - Yeah, it just doesn't get any better than this. - Mmm. 182 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,840 I'm gonna take a quick shower. 183 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,450 - Can you be ready by the time I get out? - Ready? 184 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:12,520 You're getting ready for Sam. 185 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,320 The video equipment, remember? 186 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,800 - Tonight's the night. - Oh yeah, I knew that. 187 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:21,770 - Now, do you remember where I told you to go? - Yeah. 188 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,330 - The old deserted bridge near the Hollywood sign. - That's right. 189 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:28,670 You wait for him there. He'll be in some rented car. 190 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:31,710 He's afraid of getting blood on his sports car. 191 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,940 Get in as close as you can. 192 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,710 It's important you get a good shot of his face. 193 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:39,510 If we can't recognize him, we can't blackmail him. 194 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:44,320 You get that videotape of Sam finishing off his wife, 195 00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:47,090 and that man will give us anything we want... 196 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,030 for the rest of his life. 197 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:54,030 Yeah, then we're off to Haiti. 198 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:58,510 Not Haiti, Tahiti! 199 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:00,800 I knew that. 200 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,640 The passports came today. 201 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,340 Cool. 202 00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:18,790 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 203 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:22,230 - Frank, glad you're here. - What have we got? 204 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,660 We found a chloroform-soaked handkerchief stuffed way down in the garbage, 205 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:29,600 and a tire print on the lawn, a good one. I'm having the lab check it out. 206 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,260 And we found a few drops of blood in the kitchen. 207 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,270 - Where's Mr.Stone? - He's upstairs. 208 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:37,210 He seems pretty upset. 209 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,370 [ Rock ] 210 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:43,380 - [ Knocking ] - Yes? 211 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:46,110 [ Policeman ] Mr.Stone, Lieutenant Bender and Walters are here. 212 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,780 They'd like to start as soon as possible. 213 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,020 I'll be right there. 214 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,190 Ow! Oh, oh! 215 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,000 [ Groaning ] 216 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:16,480 [ Feigned Sobbing ] 217 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:26,450 [ Mumbling ] Hee-hee-hee. 218 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:17,210 - I like to hear a woman make a lot of sound. - Uh-huh. 219 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,610 I'll scream my head off if you want to, honey. It's your money. 220 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,340 My wife just lays there like a gunnysack. 221 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:30,010 [ Moaning ] 222 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:34,220 Oh, my God. She isn't dead yet. 223 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,890 - [ Groaning ] - He's gonna kill her right here! 224 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,660 [ Moaning, Yelling ] 225 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:44,730 [ Woman Screaming ] 226 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:48,710 Oh, oh. [ Whining ] 227 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:53,340 [ Woman Moaning ] 228 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,650 [ Woman Screaming ] 229 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,740 [ Groaning ] 230 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:02,480 [ Moaning, Horn Honking ] 231 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,720 [ Screaming ] 232 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,760 [ Retching ] 233 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:16,500 I have no enemies, at least none that I know of. 234 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,660 I-- I'm a businessman. 235 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:21,730 I manufacture women's sportswear. 236 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,740 [ Policeman ] I think I've heard of you. 237 00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:27,180 Don't they call you the "spandex king"? 238 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:31,180 The "spandex miniskirt king." You probably read one of the articles. 239 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,150 Yeah, it was all his idea... spandex miniskirts. 240 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,660 Was there anybody here today when you came home? Servants? 241 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:40,750 - Maids? - [ Sam ] It was the maid's day off. 242 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:44,260 Did you notice anything out of the ordinary when you came home? 243 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,270 No, not that I can remember. 244 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:49,240 - What time did you come home? - It's the dog! 245 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:53,760 She isn't properly house-trained. 246 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,680 No, it's sweet. 247 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,310 The dog's a little diabetic. 248 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,510 I think it's wine... 249 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:07,080 - Or-- - Oh, I know what that must be. 250 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:11,110 I-- I closed a very important business deal... 251 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,490 this morning and when I came home... 252 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,550 I opened a bottle of champagne and--and as I was... 253 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:21,760 walking through the house, celebrating, 254 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,640 I called to Barbara to come and share the moment with me. 255 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,040 She never came. 256 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:32,580 Those monsters! [ Sobbing ] 257 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:36,080 [ Sam Sobbing ] 258 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,950 Earl! 259 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,490 It was horrible. 260 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,860 - She wasn't drugged or anything. - What happened? 261 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:50,950 She screamed and screamed. 262 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:55,300 God, it took forever. It must have lasted... two minutes. 263 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:58,600 He kept stopping and starting. She'd be at the brink of death and he'd stop, 264 00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:00,770 let her catch her breath then start into her again! 265 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,900 She'd scream louder and louder and then, 266 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,710 when she finally died, 267 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:10,340 he looked so satisfied I thought he was gonna light up a cigarette afterwards. 268 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,550 Son of a bitch enjoyed it! 269 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:17,460 Sam's just been on TV claiming she was kidnapped. 270 00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,820 She wasn't kidnapped. He killed her. I saw it. 271 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,660 Honey, I know. It's just an alibi. 272 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:25,930 He just said that to throw the police off his trail. 273 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,130 You gonna watch that right now? 274 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,500 - I think I should. - Baby, you don't wanna see it. 275 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,870 - It'll make you sick. - I think I can take it. 276 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,070 Oh, no! 277 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:40,140 - [ Woman On Video Screaming ] - [ Retching ] 278 00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:43,550 - [ Screaming ] - Ooh! I can't watch this. 279 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:47,550 [ Doorbell ] 280 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,820 He actually went through with it. 281 00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:54,160 [ Gasping ] 282 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,790 - Stay in here. Don't come out. - What? 283 00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:02,300 Sam's here! 284 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,910 Ta-da! 285 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:11,240 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay 286 00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:14,910 My, oh, my what a wonderful day 287 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:17,110 I've just been watching you on TV. 288 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:19,450 - You saw it, huh? - Good performance, Sam. 289 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,390 What a story! Barbara Stone kidnapped! 290 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:26,320 I couldn't have made up anything better. It's brilliant! 291 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:28,420 And the press loves it. 292 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:33,300 - Well, that's very clever, Sam. - It's inspired! 293 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:38,500 Imagine, someone demanding money from me to keep Barbara alive. 294 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:42,530 Unbelievable! Idiots! 295 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:44,600 Come on, let's have a drink. 296 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,610 I can't stay long. 297 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,880 I've gotta get back and look sad. 298 00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:53,220 - Are you sure the police believed you? - They ate it up! 299 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,620 I fed 'em a banquet of bullshit. 300 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:59,320 I threw 'em off by miles. All I have to do now... 301 00:21:59,390 --> 00:22:01,990 is just sit back and do nothing, 302 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:06,190 except, of course, I have to show up at the fictitious ransom drop. 303 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:09,030 - You made up your own ransom drop? - Naturally! 304 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:13,160 I got news for you, Carol. 305 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,710 That woman ain't comin' back. 306 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:19,370 - I know. - [ Chuckling ] 307 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,380 Did you have any trouble? 308 00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:24,180 No, I'm tellin' you I enjoyed it. 309 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:27,950 - I'm havin' fun! - [ Cork Pops ] 310 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,350 We'll clean the rug, honey. 311 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:32,480 [ Chuckling ] 312 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,590 For you, my cupcake. 313 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,600 To the kidnappers. 314 00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:49,210 To the future Mrs. Sam Stone. 315 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,810 Whoops! I gotta run. I'm sorry, honey. 316 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:00,880 I was hopin' we'd have time for little... poke in the whiskers. 317 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,950 - What a shame. - I'll take a rain check, 318 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,960 and a few of these bonbons. 319 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:08,790 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah 320 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:12,230 Zip-a-dee-ay 321 00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:16,700 [ Announcer Rock always whines abuse at the opponent too. 322 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:20,170 [ Announcer Yes, and I think Murdo's gonna get a taste of it tonight. 323 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,970 Ooh my, look at all that hair, 324 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,010 or, uh, fur, if you would. 325 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,010 [ Crowd Cheering ] 326 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,350 [ Announcer He doesn't need a coat in wintertime. 327 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:33,150 He'll just walk around like that and have plenty of heat. 328 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,730 You okay? 329 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,930 [ Sighs ] 330 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,020 - She's out! - Help, police! 331 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:10,280 - Get the chloroform! - [ Sandy ] Come back, honey. 332 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,990 Police! Somebody help me! 333 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,420 - [ Groaning ] - Get me the police. I've been kidnapped. 334 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:21,130 How the hell do I know where I am? 335 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,040 Good. 336 00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:28,440 Now, be quiet and don't move. 337 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:32,610 Nice faces... Nice easily-identifiable faces. 338 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:40,410 - Boo! - I can't do this anymore! 339 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:45,420 Ow! God, that hurts! 340 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,930 [ Groaning ] 341 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:06,480 - Aaah! - Aaah! 342 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,350 [ Whirring ] 343 00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:23,490 [ High-Speed Whirring ] 344 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,430 Whee-aaah! 345 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:30,060 Oh! Ahh! [ Muffled Scream ] 346 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:33,940 Aaah! 347 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:37,340 [ Screaming ] 348 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:41,940 [ Groaning ] 349 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,200 This is Sergeant Blake at the lab. 350 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:15,210 I'd like a purchase search on Uniroyal model NXP. 351 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,940 That's right, for all of LA County. 352 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,250 [ TV Announcer ] This is Action News Break. 353 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,590 Police are now at the scene of a brutal murder in Inglewood... 354 00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:29,290 they believe may be the result of another attack by the "bedroom killer." 355 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:34,960 Investigators are asking anyone who may have seen this man to contact them at 555-3421. 356 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:39,200 Police have also issued a warning that this man is extremely dangerous, 357 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:42,170 and citizens should not attempt to apprehend him. 358 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,900 This is Action News Break. I'm Rick DeReyes. 359 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,410 Away it goes! Trying to beat-- 360 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,640 Money, better times, girls. 361 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,180 Six. Keep going. Steady, nice and tall. 362 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:59,320 Come on, and knees up, feet straight. Get those heels down. 363 00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:03,350 And pull those abdominals in. Pull 'em in, suck 'em up. 364 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:19,040 If you're still on that couch eating that doughnut, 365 00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:21,050 put it down and get up! 366 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,880 Three, four, standing nice and tall. 367 00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:28,220 Heels down and front. Come on, reach. 368 00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:31,160 Shh, shh, shh. 369 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,960 Come on, get those pepperoni thighs nice and high. 370 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:47,670 And reach! Do it a little higher. Squeeze those buns. 371 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:51,230 Remember, if you don't, no one else will. 372 00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,710 [ Panting ] 373 00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:58,880 - And don't forget to breathe. - [ Gasping, Panting ] 374 00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:01,610 What if he doesn't show? 375 00:28:01,690 --> 00:28:05,250 Oh, well then you get to keep her. 376 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:14,230 Everything's gonna work. 377 00:28:18,770 --> 00:28:21,260 I'll call you. 378 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:30,410 Sandy, he's gonna show! 379 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,080 It's his wife. 380 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:37,250 [ Phone Ringing ] 381 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,620 Where are you, Sam? 382 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:50,640 [ Ringing ] 383 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,910 You son of a bitch! 384 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:01,680 I'm gonna turn your transmitter on. 385 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:04,480 - He can't see the microphone? - No, it looks fine. 386 00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:07,990 Mr.Stone, telephone. 387 00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:16,790 - Hello? - [ Kenny ] Mr.Stone, we had a meeting. 388 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:19,700 Hang on, will ya, Harry? I have some friends here. 389 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:25,430 Call me on my office line, 555-7583. Right? 390 00:29:25,510 --> 00:29:28,470 Business associate. 391 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:32,980 555-7583. 555-7583. 392 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,270 [ Ringing ] 393 00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:40,290 Hello? 394 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:44,850 Mr.Stone, why have you failed to appear at the designated destination? 395 00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:47,620 Ahem. I just couldn't make it. 396 00:29:47,690 --> 00:29:49,630 The cops are there, aren't they? 397 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,790 That's right, the cops are here, reporters too. 398 00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:56,200 All right, Mr.Stone. I'm a reasonable man. 399 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,930 I'm gonna give you one more chance. 400 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:02,270 We will reschedule our rendezvous for Wednesday. 401 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:05,780 - Do you understand? - You're rescheduling? 402 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,780 Yes, I am. 403 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:12,340 - So, she's still alive? - She's in perfect health. 404 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:16,010 Uh, in our previous discussion, 405 00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:18,150 you mentioned that you would, uh... 406 00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:21,490 kill my wife if procedure wasn't followed accurately. 407 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,330 - That's correct. - And that still goes? 408 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,390 - Definitely! - Uh, what method would you use? 409 00:30:28,470 --> 00:30:30,960 How would you kill her? 410 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,240 A bullet through the head at close range. 411 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:37,900 That would do it, no question. 412 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:41,040 Um, well, you've got me convinced. 413 00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:46,010 - Until Wednesday. - Until Wednesday, then. 414 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,050 Muffy, 415 00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:54,690 you've taken your last piss on my rug. 416 00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:59,060 Tell Mr.Stone it's time to leave for the ransom drop. 417 00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:01,190 - I hope he's not-- - [ Gunshots ] 418 00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:03,070 - Oh, my God! - [ Gunshots ] 419 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:04,760 [ Yelping ] 420 00:31:07,410 --> 00:31:10,430 It just-- It just went off. 421 00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:14,110 [ "Dance Champion" Performed By Kool And The Gang ] 422 00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:18,710 [ Honking ] 423 00:31:20,790 --> 00:31:25,020 Coast to coast via satellite 424 00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:28,430 The greatest show in town 425 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:33,190 Tonight we crown the champion, yeah 426 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:36,790 So spread the word around 427 00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:41,740 Who's the best passed the test 428 00:31:41,810 --> 00:31:44,970 Who's got that look in their eyes 429 00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:46,980 Better give him a call. 430 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,450 [ Phone Ringing ] 431 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,790 - Hello? - This is Bender. 432 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:09,460 It's been over an hour and he hasn't shown up. 433 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:12,660 If they haven't come by now, I don't think they're gonna show. 434 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:16,230 Why don't you go on home? We'll send an unmarked car to follow you. 435 00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:20,370 All right. All right. 436 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:29,120 Give me all your money, Jack! Come on, before I kill you. 437 00:32:29,190 --> 00:32:31,780 Come on! Come on! 438 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:33,790 - Here you go. - Give me your wallet. 439 00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:36,590 Come on, before I stick this right through your back. 440 00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:40,120 - All right, here you go. My wallet. - Give me all your jewelry, 441 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,790 - your watch, rings, everything. - Jewelry, watch. 442 00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:46,270 You want my underwear too, you piece of shit? Here. 443 00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:53,380 You know, this town has got some Neighborhood Watch! 444 00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:57,280 I brought you some more magazines. 445 00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,650 More magazines? How long do you plan on keeping me down here? 446 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,320 Well, as soon as Mr.Stone pays the ransom. 447 00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:09,920 - It should be Monday. - Good. I'd hate to miss my doctor's appointment. 448 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,970 Doctor's appointment? Why, do you need medication? 449 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:15,090 I get a urine injection. 450 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:17,160 You get urine injected? 451 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,640 - Why? - It promotes weight loss. 452 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:24,510 - Does it work? - Yeah, it works! 453 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:32,910 "Lancome throat and firming massage cream. Sperm whale oil. 454 00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:36,750 Royal queen bee jelly." I can't get you these things. We can't afford it. 455 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:40,090 That's not my problem, it's yours. 456 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,760 Supply these things and I will tell the jury you acted humanely. 457 00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:47,390 It might make the difference between life... 458 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:49,700 and the chair! 459 00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:52,600 [ Groaning ] 460 00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:00,600 Or the gas chamber. Ssss. 461 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:05,410 [ Gasping, Choking ] 462 00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:09,420 Sometimes, if it's a firing squad, 463 00:34:09,490 --> 00:34:13,120 they miss all the major arteries. 464 00:34:13,190 --> 00:34:17,530 Bang! And you don't die right away. 465 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:22,760 You kinda just... hang on, bleeding. 466 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,860 Bleeding. 467 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,030 [ Gasping ] Bleeding... 468 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:29,040 [ Screaming ] 469 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:33,480 - Endlessly. - [ Screaming, Crashing ] 470 00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:40,420 Now, I want you to mail this from across town. 471 00:34:40,490 --> 00:34:43,550 I don't want him seeing a postmark from my neighborhood. 472 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:46,420 Right. You're good at this. 473 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:52,060 - We can't be too careful with Sam. He's a very suspicious man. - Yeah. 474 00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:55,620 - I've got to see him one more time. - You do? 475 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:59,970 If I don't see him on his birthday, he'll be very, very suspicious. 476 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,310 He'll be expecting his usual present. 477 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:07,340 [ Sandy ] It's been horrible. 478 00:35:07,410 --> 00:35:10,320 No matter what I do or as nice as I can be, 479 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:13,220 she just tears into me. 480 00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:17,660 - She hates me. - Sandy, you're her kidnapper. 481 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,990 She's supposed to hate you. 482 00:35:21,730 --> 00:35:24,030 I'll take it. 483 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:26,730 - Okay. - Just ignore her. 484 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,600 Heyaah! 485 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,050 - No dinner for you, then. - Ah, gee whiz! 486 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:42,310 That really hurts. I'm a real aficionado of death-camp cuisine. 487 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:44,320 Look, 488 00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:48,480 as long as you're here, why don't you just pretend... 489 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,850 to be a guest. 490 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,690 [ Wolf Whistle ] Nice butt. 491 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:58,060 - That's what they'll say. - I beg your pardon? 492 00:35:58,130 --> 00:36:02,330 Nice butt. That's what they'll say on your first day... 493 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,500 in the men's club. 494 00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:06,510 - Men's club? - Mmm. 495 00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:08,840 The San Quentin country club. 496 00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:12,240 With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. 497 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,480 Your dance card'll be filled every day. 498 00:36:15,550 --> 00:36:17,680 You'll be so popular, 499 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:20,850 making all kinds of new, close friends. 500 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,510 Big, ugly hairy friends! 501 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:26,150 Not that you'll ever see what they look like, 502 00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:30,090 'cause you'll be facing the other way. 503 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,360 You're very good at this. 504 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,600 You should write children's books. 505 00:36:41,270 --> 00:36:44,140 [ Yelping ] 506 00:36:44,210 --> 00:36:47,370 - [ Growling ] - Get outta here, you crotch wet. 507 00:36:47,450 --> 00:36:50,180 Go on, get! Goddamn you, dog! 508 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,240 Yes, your attack dogs, 509 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,550 do they just attack people, or can you get them to attack little dogs? 510 00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:03,990 Oh. Well, what if you starve them for awhile? 511 00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:09,030 Oh. All right, thank you. 512 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,590 - [ Beeping ] - Yeah? 513 00:37:11,670 --> 00:37:16,070 - [ Secretary ] Miss Farnsworth to see you. - Send her in. 514 00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:19,440 Happy birthday, Sam. 515 00:37:25,050 --> 00:37:28,890 I brought you your present. 516 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,890 Oh yeah? Where is it? 517 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:38,900 Here it is, Sam. Does it meet with your satisfaction? 518 00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:43,230 - Mmm. - Is there anything else you desire? 519 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:46,000 How 'bout a big dog? 520 00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:50,770 - Can you get one? - A big dog? 521 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:55,340 Yeah, like a Great Dane or a mastiff. How big does a shepherd get? 522 00:37:55,420 --> 00:38:00,510 Sam, as sexually provocative as I like to think I am-- 523 00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:05,020 I'm not askin' you to screw the dog, Carol. 524 00:38:05,090 --> 00:38:08,030 It's for me. 525 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,790 [ Rock ] 526 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:16,430 See, that's what I've got, the Dominator X-1. 527 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,340 - It's the best speaker they carry. - It's really pretty. 528 00:38:19,410 --> 00:38:21,640 - Can I help you? - Yeah, uh-- 529 00:38:21,710 --> 00:38:23,640 - Hi. - Hi. 530 00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:27,080 Candy's here to get a stereo, and I'm here to see she doesn't get ripped off. 531 00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:30,450 Don't worry, I'm not like the others. 532 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,510 How much did you want to spend? 533 00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:34,850 - $800. - $500. 534 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,250 Okay, I think I have an idea what to show you. 535 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,120 - Let's start with speakers. - Okay. 536 00:38:41,190 --> 00:38:44,650 Over here, we have a great speaker, Sentry EV-1. 537 00:38:44,730 --> 00:38:47,670 Consumer Stereo has just rated this a best buy. 538 00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:50,860 - I have a pair myself. - Yeah, uh, what do you think of this one? 539 00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:54,200 The Dominator X-1? 540 00:38:55,610 --> 00:38:58,130 The Dominator's a good marketing idea, 541 00:38:58,210 --> 00:39:00,870 but it's really not a good speaker. 542 00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:05,410 We give it a 500% markup, so we sell it at 50% off, 543 00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:08,010 give the customer the illusion he's getting a deal, 544 00:39:08,090 --> 00:39:10,020 and we still make a bundle. 545 00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:13,990 - But it's so big and impressive! - Size means very little. 546 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,290 Bigger is not necessarily better. 547 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,260 I sound like Dr.Ruth. 548 00:39:21,970 --> 00:39:25,700 - You mean the Dominator's like a, uh-- - Well, 549 00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:29,330 the Dominators are very popular with men who like to have bigger... 550 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,340 uh-- 551 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:34,440 - Equipment? - Exactly! 552 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,580 All right, let's try this one. 553 00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:41,620 Knees bent down, hips tucked under. 554 00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:45,350 We're gonna work on the waist. We're gonna loosen it up. Take the arms left and right. 555 00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:48,950 Out, and reach as far as you can. 556 00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,190 Keep going. Okay, left. 557 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:54,760 This time hold it over to the left. Reach as far as you can. 558 00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:57,460 Reach the right arm up to it and take it out. 559 00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:01,100 Very slowly twist through the rib cage. 560 00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:05,240 Slowly lengthen, lift that right leg up and hold it. 561 00:40:05,310 --> 00:40:07,510 Aaah! 562 00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:11,070 Keep holding it. Great! Doesn't that feel good? 563 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:18,560 Muffy? 564 00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:21,720 - Oh, Muffy? [ Kissing Sounds ] - [ Growling ] 565 00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:25,060 [ Yipping ] 566 00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:28,430 Muffy, meet Adolph. 567 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:31,440 Adolph, eat Muffy! 568 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,470 [ Barking ] 569 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:37,140 Bon appetit, Adolph. 570 00:40:37,210 --> 00:40:40,370 [ Muffy Yipping ] 571 00:40:40,450 --> 00:40:43,780 Junk, garbage, garbage, junk. 572 00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:48,920 What do we got here? 573 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:09,170 [ Woman Moaning ] 574 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,480 - Oh-ho-ho. - [ Moaning ] 575 00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:23,180 [ Screaming ] 576 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:29,690 "I thought you might find this interesting. 577 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,560 An Anonymous Friend." 578 00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:35,190 - [ Moaning ] - More! 579 00:41:35,270 --> 00:41:37,330 [ Chuckling ] 580 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,530 - [ Hand Vacuum Whirring ] - [ Laughing ] 581 00:41:40,610 --> 00:41:43,670 [ Phone Ringing ] 582 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:47,680 - Hello. - [ Sam ] Carol, I got your tape. 583 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:50,580 [ Gasp ] What are you talking about? 584 00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:53,050 The tape... the videotape. 585 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,520 What makes you think it was me? 586 00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:58,720 Who else would send me something like this? 587 00:41:58,790 --> 00:42:00,730 [ Moaning ] 588 00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:03,320 It's Sam. He's onto us. 589 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,260 How in the hell did you get this, Carol? 590 00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:09,270 A friend of mine took it. 591 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:13,070 It's terrific. I know why you sent me this tape, honey. 592 00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:15,160 And you know what I'm gonna do? 593 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:19,340 I'm gonna do the same damn thing with you. 594 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:24,870 And you, too, could scream your brains out because no one's gonna hear. 595 00:42:24,950 --> 00:42:29,050 You are gonna be beggin' me for mercy, 596 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,060 whimpering. [ Chuckle ] 597 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,390 Oh, here she goes again. Listen to this. 598 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,430 This is my favorite part. 599 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:40,400 [ Screaming, Moaning ] 600 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,030 [ Panting ] 601 00:42:46,110 --> 00:42:50,440 He's gonna kill me. He's gonna torture me and kill me. 602 00:42:50,510 --> 00:42:54,280 I can't stay here. I'm gonna have to stay... 603 00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:57,750 at your place. 604 00:42:57,820 --> 00:42:59,840 [ Truck Horn Blasts ] 605 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:04,820 [ Rockabilly, Indistinct ] 606 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:20,470 Don't worry, honey. Stay here as long as you want. 607 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,680 Oh, shoot! 608 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:26,740 Crockett and Tubbs, they're floatin'. 609 00:43:26,810 --> 00:43:28,910 [ Carol ] I can't just sit here and wait for him... 610 00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,920 to track me down and kill me. 611 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:35,250 We've got to get Sam put in jail. 612 00:43:36,690 --> 00:43:39,720 I want you to make another copy of that tape, 613 00:43:39,790 --> 00:43:41,820 and this one's for the police. 614 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:49,930 [ Ringing ] 615 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,100 [ Ringing ] 616 00:43:59,610 --> 00:44:01,600 [ Footsteps ] 617 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,910 So, I guess it's just a matter of time before you're caught, 618 00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:08,010 right, honeybun? 619 00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:12,950 Barbara, I want to ask you a personal question. 620 00:44:14,830 --> 00:44:17,490 You and Mr.Stone, 621 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:21,490 did you get along? 622 00:44:22,770 --> 00:44:24,960 [ Footsteps ] 623 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,230 So, what did she say? 624 00:44:28,310 --> 00:44:31,170 She just insulted me. 625 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,070 I don't think he loves her. 626 00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:39,680 Let's face it, she's not Mother Teresa. Gandhi would have strangled her. 627 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,310 What are we gonna do, Kenny? 628 00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:45,520 I'm tired of being scared all the time every day. 629 00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:47,720 I can't take this anymore. 630 00:44:47,790 --> 00:44:50,290 I know he's bluffing. 631 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,350 I just know it. 632 00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:57,770 I've got to be really tough with him. 633 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,360 Never let the seller know you're hot to trot. 634 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,670 Tell him you haven't got the money. 635 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:06,710 [ Phone Ringing ] 636 00:45:06,780 --> 00:45:09,410 Hello. Debbie? 637 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,880 Yeah, Debbie's here. Who's this? 638 00:45:12,950 --> 00:45:16,850 Well, Ralph, Debbie can't talk right now. My dick's in her mouth. 639 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,120 How 'bout if I have her call you back when I'm done. 640 00:45:20,190 --> 00:45:22,250 I love wrong numbers. 641 00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:25,920 Anyway, tell 'em you don't have the money, 642 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,730 that it's all tied up in investments or some crap. 643 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,740 [ Ringing ] 644 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,760 Hang on! A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. 645 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,400 Bad salesmen make me sick. Hello. 646 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,740 Mr.Stone, do you love your wife? 647 00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:46,580 Hang on. Would you excuse me for a moment, please? 648 00:45:46,650 --> 00:45:49,780 Oh, sure, Mr.Stone. 649 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,090 - [ Door Closing ] - Go ahead. 650 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,620 Mr.Stone, you love your wife, don't you? 651 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:01,000 Sure, I love my wife. 652 00:46:01,070 --> 00:46:05,060 Mr.Stone, we demand a satisfactory explanation... 653 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,940 why you haven't shown with the money. 654 00:46:08,010 --> 00:46:11,640 Look, pal, you're asking a lot of cash. I haven't got that kind of money around the house. 655 00:46:11,710 --> 00:46:14,340 It's all tied up in investments, so, uh, sorry. 656 00:46:14,410 --> 00:46:17,310 Sorry? What do you mean, sorry? 657 00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:20,250 - No can do. - What? 658 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,480 No deal. You have to take your business elsewhere. 659 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,180 - What? - No "cash-ola." 660 00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:31,990 Uh, wh-wh-what about, uh... less? 661 00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:36,260 You make me sick. Make me an offer. 662 00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:38,740 Uh, bring-- 663 00:46:40,310 --> 00:46:45,970 Bring... 50,000 in unmarked bills... 664 00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:50,880 to the same phone at noon on Thursday. 665 00:46:50,950 --> 00:46:53,480 Thursday. Tomorrow's Thursday. You mean, tomorrow? 666 00:46:53,550 --> 00:46:57,550 Yes, tomorrow! Bring 50,000 tomorrow! 667 00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:59,990 And if I don't? 668 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:03,150 Then the next time you see your wife, pal, will be in the morgue. 669 00:47:13,970 --> 00:47:17,200 Mr.Stone, I have bad news. 670 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,210 We think we've found your wife. 671 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:23,540 We'll need you to come with us to identify the body. 672 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:46,040 That's not her. 673 00:47:46,110 --> 00:47:49,200 [ Walters ] There must be some mistake. 674 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,210 We want the woman who was brought in this morning. 675 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:56,680 Oh, Jane Doe 56? She's in the next room. 676 00:48:08,190 --> 00:48:13,430 It looks like her, a lot like her. 677 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,900 But it's not her. 678 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:22,770 My Barbara! She's alive! 679 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,610 [ "Modern Woman" Performed By Billy Joel ] 680 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,210 You see her sittin' with her coffee and her paper 681 00:48:34,290 --> 00:48:38,050 With her high-top sneakers of Italian design 682 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,720 With her long, cool stare she aggravates attention 683 00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:45,230 Makes up her face while she makes up her mind 684 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:48,460 Now you're in trouble maybe she's an intellectual 685 00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:51,470 What if she figures out you're not very smart 686 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:54,370 Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal 687 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,540 You've got to get it settled 'cause she's breakin' your heart 688 00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:00,010 Don't try to put on an act 689 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:05,240 You can't do that to a modern woman 690 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,080 And you're an old-fashioned man 691 00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:11,920 She understands the things you're doin' 692 00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:16,160 She's a modern woman 693 00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:31,970 She's a modern woman 694 00:49:33,810 --> 00:49:37,340 She's a modern woman 695 00:49:37,420 --> 00:49:41,350 [ Woman Moaning ] 696 00:49:44,060 --> 00:49:48,120 - [ Moaning ] - More! 697 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,700 [ Beeping ] 698 00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:02,270 Yes? 699 00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:06,740 Sir, there's someone on the phone. They say they sent you that tape. 700 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:10,870 Put 'em through, please. 701 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,690 Hello. 702 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:17,810 Hello. Is this Chief Benton? 703 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,320 Uh, y-yes. 704 00:50:20,390 --> 00:50:22,990 I'm the one who sent you the tape. 705 00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:25,330 Have you had a look at it yet? 706 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,030 Yes, I just saw it. 707 00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:31,470 - So, what do you think? - Well, obviously... 708 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:34,370 it's very upsetting. 709 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,170 - This whole thing's making me ill. - I agree. 710 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:41,150 That poor woman, she had to go through a living hell. 711 00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:44,670 - I'd rather die a quick death. - All right! All right! 712 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,680 What do you want from me? 713 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:51,280 Well, arresting Sam Stone would be a good start. 714 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,520 You want me to arrest Sam Stone? 715 00:50:54,590 --> 00:50:58,550 Any special reason why I should arrest him? 716 00:50:58,630 --> 00:51:02,530 - For murdering his wife! - Murder? 717 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,330 Well, uh, all right, okay. 718 00:51:06,410 --> 00:51:09,840 You know, it's not gonna be easy. I'll need evidence. 719 00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:14,400 That tape isn't enough to convince you? Jesus! 720 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,750 Think of the publicity you'll get. 721 00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:20,750 All right, all right. I'm convinced. 722 00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:24,020 - I'll have Sam Stone arrested. - Thank you. 723 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:30,600 Sam Stone? 724 00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:46,650 - Chief Benton. - The investigation has taken a new direction. 725 00:51:46,710 --> 00:51:49,880 We've reason to believe Stone may have murdered his wife. 726 00:51:49,950 --> 00:51:52,580 - Mr.Stone? Oh, no. - You heard me. 727 00:51:52,650 --> 00:51:57,380 - I want this placed combed until something is found. Got it? - Yes, sir. 728 00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:59,920 [ Yipping ] 729 00:51:59,990 --> 00:52:03,430 Muffy, there you are. 730 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:05,460 Ahh. 731 00:52:05,530 --> 00:52:08,690 Where have you been, huh? Good girl. 732 00:52:08,770 --> 00:52:12,460 Ah, yeah, the big dog won't hurt you, huh? 733 00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:15,670 He's just a big-- 734 00:52:35,390 --> 00:52:37,790 [ Policeman ] Chief Benton! 735 00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:40,390 - What is it? - I found this in the backyard. 736 00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:43,060 Chloroform. And Officer Williams found snapshots... 737 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:45,300 of Mr.Stone and another woman. 738 00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:48,900 Really? 739 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,950 Jackpot! 740 00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:14,330 Mr.Kessler? Ken Kessler? 741 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,030 - Yes? - We're police officers. 742 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,260 I'm Lt.Bender. This is Lt.Walters. 743 00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:21,470 May we have a word with you, please? 744 00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:24,440 Oh, sure. Uh-- 745 00:53:24,510 --> 00:53:28,070 Come upstairs. We can talk in the salesmen's office. 746 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,950 - [ Kenny ] Have a seat. - Thank you. 747 00:53:41,030 --> 00:53:43,650 Mr.Kessler, over a week ago... 748 00:53:43,730 --> 00:53:47,320 a lady named Barbara Stone was kidnapped from her Bel Air home. 749 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,390 - Are you familiar with the case? - Yeah, I read about it. 750 00:53:51,470 --> 00:53:56,930 We believe the vehicle the kidnappers used left a tire print in her driveway. 751 00:53:57,010 --> 00:54:00,600 We took a mold of that print, had our lab analyze it, and the results were rather interesting. 752 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,550 [ Walters ] These are the prints of the kidnapper's car, 753 00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:07,240 and these are the prints of your car. 754 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,080 [ Beeper ] 755 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,560 Is there a phone I can use? 756 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:16,960 Uh, sure, it's right over there on the desk. 757 00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:26,100 Amazing similarity! 758 00:54:26,170 --> 00:54:28,370 Would you excuse me for a second? 759 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:33,000 I've got to go to the bathroom. I've got a touch of the stomach flu. 760 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,100 Sure, go right ahead. 761 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:41,050 Chloroform? What about fingerprints? 762 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,110 Bingo! We have a winner. 763 00:54:49,430 --> 00:54:53,190 You won't believe this. They found evidence implicating Stone. 764 00:54:53,270 --> 00:54:57,070 - Stone? You're kidding? - Chloroform and fingerprints. 765 00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:59,500 I'll be damned. Let's get out of here. 766 00:54:59,570 --> 00:55:02,130 - Where's Kessler? - In the john. 767 00:55:02,210 --> 00:55:05,300 - [ Grunting ] - [ Glass Breaking ] 768 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:08,180 [ Grunting ] 769 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:10,580 Stomach flu. 770 00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:13,550 Mr.Kessler? 771 00:55:13,620 --> 00:55:15,990 I'll b-be right out. 772 00:55:16,050 --> 00:55:18,920 Don't bother, sir. Thank you for your help. 773 00:55:18,990 --> 00:55:20,930 We'll just show ourselves out. 774 00:55:20,990 --> 00:55:24,360 [ Loud Groaning ] 775 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,640 - Hello. - All right, Mr.Stone. 776 00:55:43,710 --> 00:55:46,040 We came very close to killing your wife, 777 00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:50,050 but she begged us repeatedly for just one more chance. 778 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,050 So in the spirit of compassion and mercy, 779 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,710 we decided not to kill her just yet. 780 00:55:55,790 --> 00:55:58,220 Compassion and mercy? 781 00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:01,460 What the hell's going on over there? I thought you people were ruthless! 782 00:56:01,530 --> 00:56:06,260 - We are, Mr.Stone. - Then what's this phone call about? 783 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:08,490 We called to make you an offer, 784 00:56:08,570 --> 00:56:11,660 - an offer even you can't refuse. - Oh? 785 00:56:11,740 --> 00:56:14,570 Yeah. 10,000. 786 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,770 Fat chance! 787 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,640 Mr.Stone, this is no joke! We're desperate people. 788 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:24,310 I believe this is a joke, pal, and you're it. 789 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:27,250 The last time we spoke, you said my wife would be... 790 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,790 in the morgue if I didn't pay. 791 00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:32,720 Well, I didn't pay and today I was at the morgue. 792 00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,280 She wasn't there. You lied to me. 793 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,890 - You know what I think of you? - No. 794 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,090 You got no nuts! What do I have to do? 795 00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:46,130 Put a gun in your hand, aim, and pull your finger down, you spineless wimp? 796 00:56:47,610 --> 00:56:50,440 I dare you to kill her! 797 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:55,380 Now that oughta do it. 798 00:56:57,850 --> 00:57:01,410 Hey, you? Wanna sell me a stereo? 799 00:57:01,490 --> 00:57:04,150 - Yeah, I'll sell you a stereo. - All right. 800 00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:08,590 I'm lookin' for something real hot. I don't wanna get ripped off, you know? 801 00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:10,460 Okay. 802 00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:13,990 You're looking for some real hot speakers, right? 803 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:17,130 I'm not talking about something you just listen to. 804 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:21,540 - I'm talking about the kind of sound you can feel. - Yeah! 805 00:57:21,610 --> 00:57:23,540 - You know what I mean. - Yeah! 806 00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:27,440 When it comes to great stereo, you can't beat big speakers. 807 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:32,250 I'm talking about big speakers with big woofers like this. 808 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:36,590 You can get this. It has a nice little eight-inch woofer, or this ten-incher. 809 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:39,920 Over here we have a nice big 12-inch. 810 00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:44,930 But I can tell by the look on your face, man, you want something even bigger. 811 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,870 - Fuck, yeah! - "Fuck, yeah" is right. 812 00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:50,800 We gotta go to the big room for this! 813 00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:54,140 The big room! Check it out, my man. 814 00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:57,840 The flagship of the entire Dominator line. The MX-10. 815 00:57:57,910 --> 00:57:59,940 I have a pair of these myself. 816 00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:03,070 30 inches of thigh-slappin', blood-pumpin' nuclear brain damage! 817 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:06,480 Bitchin'! Hey, what's the fucking cost? 818 00:58:06,550 --> 00:58:09,390 That's the bitchin' part about it. It don't matter. 819 00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:13,390 If you can't afford it, fuckin' finance it! 820 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:15,720 [ Loud Hard Rock ] 821 00:58:20,270 --> 00:58:22,240 Yeah! Whoo! 822 00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:31,070 So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs as much! 823 00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:33,240 You'll never have to trade this in. 824 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:36,180 This is gonna be with you for the rest of your life. 825 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:38,910 And when you die, they can bury you in it! 826 00:58:38,990 --> 00:58:41,280 I want it! 827 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:53,600 This guy is okay. First guy I feel I can really trust. 828 00:58:53,670 --> 00:58:57,190 Wait a minute. Why don't I show you something else? 829 00:58:57,270 --> 00:59:01,730 They're not very big, but Consumer Stereo rates them a best buy. 830 00:59:01,810 --> 00:59:04,680 The Sentry EV-1s. And they're not gonna break you. 831 00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:06,870 Pick 'em up. That's it. 832 00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:09,810 Kick it out. Two more. 833 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,910 That's it! Whew, I'm pooped. 834 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:17,420 - Let's take a break. - Take a break? Come on, you little wimp! 835 00:59:17,490 --> 00:59:19,520 Let's go! 836 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,760 Here's your lunch. 837 00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:30,060 It's fruit salad. You seem to like that the most, 838 00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:33,200 although you still don't eat as much as you should. 839 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:37,840 My body's become a more efficient machine. I go farther with less food. 840 00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:40,970 You must be in pretty good shape by now. 841 00:59:41,050 --> 00:59:43,880 You certainly look good. 842 00:59:43,950 --> 00:59:45,920 You've lost a lot of weight. 843 00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:50,710 Huh? What? 844 00:59:50,790 --> 00:59:56,290 Oh, yeah, you've lost a lot of weight, at least 20 pounds. 845 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,890 What? 846 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:01,090 Tw-- 847 01:00:01,170 --> 01:00:03,330 Do you have a scale? 848 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:11,070 - I don't know how to thank you! - Thank me? 849 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:15,170 I've been to... ten different fat farms in, 850 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,380 God, I don't know how many years. 851 01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:21,820 And I lost a total, a total of six pounds. 852 01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:26,260 I have lost 20 pounds! 853 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:32,760 I wasn't sure, but... 854 01:00:32,830 --> 01:00:36,000 it felt thin. 855 01:00:36,070 --> 01:00:39,560 You wouldn't have a-- never mind. 856 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,110 - A-- A what? - No, no, no. 857 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,270 It's very silly. 858 01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:46,280 No, what? Please tell me. 859 01:00:46,350 --> 01:00:50,810 All my life I wanted to have a slinky little figure... 860 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:55,150 so I could wear some Bill Blass or Valentino, 861 01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:59,520 some exotic evening gown like Christian Dior, Jerry Galanos. 862 01:00:59,590 --> 01:01:02,930 Are you kidding me? You're kidding me, aren't you? 863 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:08,160 I'm sorry. I know it's ridiculous to think that somebody of your, 864 01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:13,100 - well, moderate means-- - I'll be right back. Just don't go anywhere. 865 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,180 - Sam Stone? - Yeah? 866 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,410 Mr.Stone, you're under arrest. 867 01:01:26,490 --> 01:01:28,890 For mixing cotton with silk? 868 01:01:35,230 --> 01:01:37,530 This is absolutely beautiful! 869 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,500 Whose design is this? Is this Bill Blass? Albert Nipon? 870 01:01:40,570 --> 01:01:43,000 - Nah, too conventional. - Halston? 871 01:01:43,070 --> 01:01:45,470 I know who did it. Oscar de la Renta. 872 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:48,770 I designed it. 873 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:52,040 Get outta here! Really? Wow! 874 01:01:52,110 --> 01:01:54,810 You're a professional. 875 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:59,880 - Nah. - You are! This is sensational. Do you have any more? 876 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:01,980 Wait! 877 01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:07,350 I won't do you no harm no 878 01:02:09,060 --> 01:02:13,230 You've got to be all mine all mine 879 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,960 Ooh, foxy lady 880 01:02:17,170 --> 01:02:20,260 [ Giggling ] 881 01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:22,270 Foxy 882 01:02:25,310 --> 01:02:28,610 So, Sam told you I was his partner? 883 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:32,410 No way! He was just passing the buck. 884 01:02:32,490 --> 01:02:35,050 Oh, God. 885 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,590 So, when do I get out of here? 886 01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:39,590 As soon as Mr.Stone pays the ransom. 887 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:43,860 What's the problem? What is the ransom? 888 01:02:45,030 --> 01:02:47,400 It, it was $500,000. 889 01:02:47,470 --> 01:02:50,200 That shouldn't be a problem. 890 01:02:50,270 --> 01:02:52,930 He complained. 891 01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:55,270 He complained? 892 01:02:55,340 --> 01:02:58,280 And then we dropped our price to $50,000. 893 01:02:58,340 --> 01:03:01,640 - Yeah? - He didn't pay. 894 01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:05,810 He didn't pay? 895 01:03:05,890 --> 01:03:07,910 So now what? 896 01:03:09,990 --> 01:03:12,010 So now... 897 01:03:12,090 --> 01:03:16,090 we're dropping our price again to $10,000. 898 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,500 Do I understand this correctly? 899 01:03:19,570 --> 01:03:22,260 I'm being marked down? 900 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:25,300 What is this? The bargain basement? 901 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:33,980 I've been kidnapped by Kmart! 902 01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:37,510 Don't cry, Barbara. 903 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,480 Hey, check it out. 904 01:03:47,230 --> 01:03:50,320 You sure got a pretty mouth. 905 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,590 All right, Stone, let's go. 906 01:03:52,670 --> 01:03:55,830 - Hey, was it something I said? - Yeah. 907 01:03:57,670 --> 01:04:00,430 Although this is a capital crime, 908 01:04:00,510 --> 01:04:03,600 the accused is an upstanding member of the community, 909 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,700 a responsible and successful businessman... 910 01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:10,080 and has never before posed a threat to society. 911 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:13,520 Bail will be granted and set at... 912 01:04:13,590 --> 01:04:18,150 - $700,000. - You want to try for a reduction? 913 01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:21,060 No, pay the ticket and let's get the hell out of here. 914 01:04:21,130 --> 01:04:23,820 That filthy slug! That screeching little witch! 915 01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:26,420 - That pasty-faced troll! - The judge? 916 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,370 My wife! I gotta get her back! 917 01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:34,030 - Sandy? - Kenny? 918 01:04:37,340 --> 01:04:39,440 It's over. Sam isn't going to pay the ransom. 919 01:04:39,510 --> 01:04:42,110 He couldn't care less. I'm no criminal. 920 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:45,150 I can't even sell retail... and that's legal. 921 01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:48,120 - We gotta get packing and get outta here. - Oh, Kenny! 922 01:04:48,190 --> 01:04:52,850 I've got some very interesting news for you. 923 01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:55,950 I am the new rising star... 924 01:04:56,030 --> 01:04:58,620 - in high fashion! - Let's get a grip on ourselves. 925 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:02,830 Try to be calm. We're going down to Mexico for a couple of years. 926 01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:05,370 - We can camp on the beach. - Does that mean we let Barbara go? 927 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,960 - We're not going to take her with us. - Good. 928 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:11,530 - 'Cause I've already let her go. - What? You let her go? 929 01:05:15,950 --> 01:05:18,580 [ Kenny ] Oh, my God! 930 01:05:18,650 --> 01:05:21,450 - You didn't let her just run right out of here? - Yeah! 931 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,650 - Oh, my God! - Why not? 932 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,680 She knows where we live. She'll turn us in. The police will be here. 933 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,320 You don't understand. She really likes us now. 934 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:33,560 I showed her my gowns. She loves them. 935 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:36,400 We're all going into business together. 936 01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:39,500 - We're gonna open our fall line in Paris. - She told you this? 937 01:05:39,570 --> 01:05:41,800 Yes. She really, truly loves me. 938 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,840 She can be trusted. She's changed! 939 01:05:43,910 --> 01:05:46,610 Changed? What'd you do? Perform an exorcism? 940 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,270 Ken, she lost nearly 20 pounds. 941 01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:55,280 Well, you just had to be there. It was a very special moment. 942 01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,950 [ Knocking ] 943 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:05,520 I'm surprised they knocked. 944 01:06:13,610 --> 01:06:16,300 Good afternoon. We're wondering if you've seen this man. 945 01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:19,540 He was sighted in the area a few weeks ago and then again this morning. 946 01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:22,450 He's psychotic, extremely dangerous and violent. 947 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,780 - He's killed half a dozen people. - I gotta get outta here. 948 01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:28,150 My wife, she's late for work. 949 01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:32,320 Doesn't look familiar. 950 01:06:32,390 --> 01:06:36,420 Keep this and give us a call at this number in case you do see him. 951 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:41,870 Under no circumstances should you try to subdue him yourself. He's extremely violent. 952 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:45,770 He looks it. Thank you very much, Officer. 953 01:06:52,010 --> 01:06:53,770 Sandy? 954 01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:56,470 It's okay. It's okay! 955 01:06:56,550 --> 01:06:58,950 They're looking for somebody else. 956 01:07:16,670 --> 01:07:19,500 I'll get the other suitcase from the basement. 957 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,830 Hello? 958 01:07:53,910 --> 01:07:56,370 Hello? 959 01:07:57,180 --> 01:08:00,080 Anybody home? 960 01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:03,710 Oh, hello. Are you a friend of Ken and Sandy's? 961 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:11,250 You... look like my mother. 962 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,520 I hate my mother. 963 01:08:22,570 --> 01:08:25,590 No. [ Whimpering ] 964 01:08:27,970 --> 01:08:29,370 [ Gasp ] 965 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:33,780 You-- You look just like my father. 966 01:08:33,850 --> 01:08:35,780 I hate my father! 967 01:08:35,850 --> 01:08:37,780 [ Scream ] 968 01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:40,120 Jesus. 969 01:08:40,190 --> 01:08:43,020 [ Barbara ] What the hell was that? 970 01:08:43,090 --> 01:08:45,960 [ Sandy ] Honey, don't touch him. 971 01:08:46,030 --> 01:08:49,790 Oh, my God. It's the bedroom killer. 972 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:52,420 He told me I look like his mother. 973 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,760 He hates his mother. 974 01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:56,930 He's dead. 975 01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,630 [ Barbara ] So, if I look like his mother... 976 01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:03,870 and you look like his father, 977 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:07,170 this is what our son would look like. 978 01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:11,980 - Pretty strong argument for birth control. - What do we do now? 979 01:09:12,050 --> 01:09:16,510 Barbara, what are you doing here? 980 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:28,460 [ Barbara ] I got it! I tell you, I've got it. 981 01:09:28,530 --> 01:09:30,470 Listen to this. All right. 982 01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:34,730 Sam arrives on a motorcycle wearing shorts, no shoes, no shirt, nothing. 983 01:09:34,810 --> 01:09:37,280 Maybe we'll just put him in a jockstrap. 984 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:41,140 We send him all over town in the middle of a hot, sunny day. 985 01:09:41,210 --> 01:09:43,740 Sam burns real easily. He'll be bright red. 986 01:09:43,820 --> 01:09:46,680 I can't believe this is happening. 987 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:49,740 [ Barbara ] Then he's got to cover himself with honey and go to a bee farm. 988 01:09:49,820 --> 01:09:54,890 - We make him dance so the bees go absolutely nuts! - I don't think she really-- 989 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:58,090 Then we all watch while they sting him to death! 990 01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,190 Yeah! 991 01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:03,930 Don't we want a punishment that'll keep stinging him the rest of his life? 992 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,840 My God, he must've been seeing this woman for years. 993 01:10:07,910 --> 01:10:11,430 Castrate him! I want to castrate him. 994 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:18,050 Wouldn't it be better if we struck at the core of Sam's being, 995 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,310 - his reason for living? - What would that be? 996 01:10:21,390 --> 01:10:23,580 His testicles! 997 01:10:23,660 --> 01:10:26,920 Would you know in complete detail what Sam's total net worth would be, 998 01:10:26,990 --> 01:10:30,620 not just the big stuff, the little stuff too, down to the last penny? 999 01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:33,630 Yeah... I think so. 1000 01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:38,360 Good. I want you to write it down in as much detail as you can. 1001 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,410 Fire up the stove. Get the tofu burgers from the freezer. 1002 01:10:41,470 --> 01:10:43,440 We're calling Sam. 1003 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:21,200 My tux, my silk tux. 1004 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:25,340 Et tu, Adolph? Et tu? 1005 01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:28,110 [ Whimpering ] 1006 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:34,580 [ Phone Ringing ] 1007 01:11:38,330 --> 01:11:40,270 - Hello? - [ Kenny ] Hi, Sam. 1008 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:44,290 Oh, thank God it's you! I've been thinking about your last offer. 1009 01:11:44,370 --> 01:11:46,740 I think you're right. I cannot refuse. 1010 01:11:46,810 --> 01:11:49,930 $10,000 is fair and totally acceptable. 1011 01:11:50,010 --> 01:11:52,980 She's in bad shape, Sam. We've been torturing her. 1012 01:11:53,050 --> 01:11:55,310 - [ Sizzling ] - Aaah! 1013 01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:57,110 [ Sizzling ] 1014 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,780 - Aaah! - Don't kill her! 1015 01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:04,150 We found out your wife is worth quite a bit more than $10,000. 1016 01:12:04,220 --> 01:12:06,210 - What do you mean? - We changed our minds. 1017 01:12:06,290 --> 01:12:08,450 We've upped the ransom. 1018 01:12:08,530 --> 01:12:11,120 - To what? - We're up to $2 million. 1019 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,960 $2 million? 1020 01:12:13,030 --> 01:12:16,590 You outta your fucking mind? Where'd you get an incredible figure like that? 1021 01:12:16,670 --> 01:12:19,140 Oh, you'd be surprised at the quality and quantity... 1022 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:21,800 of information a lit cigarette can provide. 1023 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,010 [ Barbara Screaming ] 1024 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,200 - [ Kenny ] What else? - Shh! 1025 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:31,940 Gems! He's got rare gems in the safe. Oh, Sam, forgive me. 1026 01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:36,350 - What kind of gems? How many? - I don't know. 1027 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,230 - Aaah! - [ Sizzling ] 1028 01:12:40,290 --> 01:12:42,560 Aaah! 1029 01:12:44,430 --> 01:12:47,090 Four flawless one-karat diamonds! 1030 01:12:47,170 --> 01:12:50,530 The bitch blabbed. 1031 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:55,130 Apparently, you got a million-two built up in equity on Sam's Sportswear, 1032 01:12:55,210 --> 01:12:57,940 another 350,000 in your pension plan. 1033 01:12:58,010 --> 01:13:00,670 General Dynamics closed at 75 and 3/4 today, 1034 01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:03,480 which brings another 175,000 to the party. 1035 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:08,350 45,000 for the Excalibur and now there's the four one-karat diamonds in the safe. 1036 01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:11,910 You inhuman slime! 1037 01:13:11,990 --> 01:13:14,690 [ Dial Tone ] 1038 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,850 [ TV Announcer ] After his release yesterday, 1039 01:13:16,930 --> 01:13:19,020 Mr.Stone continued to deny the charges... 1040 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:23,330 despite what the district attorney's office insists is overwhelming evidence. 1041 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:27,700 Overwhelming evidence is right! What more do they want? 1042 01:13:27,770 --> 01:13:30,640 How could they let him go? 1043 01:13:33,010 --> 01:13:36,280 - Hello? - Hello. It's me again. 1044 01:13:36,350 --> 01:13:38,870 I see Sam Stone's been released. 1045 01:13:38,950 --> 01:13:43,080 It's not easy keeping a man in jail with these liberal courts. 1046 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,820 A man is innocent until proven guilty. 1047 01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:49,550 Well, how do you think these courts would feel... 1048 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:54,570 - if I gave that tape to the media? - Oh, my... God. 1049 01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:57,530 Yeah! They'd go crazy for it. 1050 01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,160 They love to show sick stuff like that. 1051 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:04,110 It'd probably be on national TV 2 4 hours a day for weeks! 1052 01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:06,300 I bet that'd get a hell of a reaction. 1053 01:14:06,380 --> 01:14:10,370 Please, please don't do that. 1054 01:14:10,450 --> 01:14:12,820 Where's your sense of compassion? 1055 01:14:12,890 --> 01:14:15,450 Why do you have to be so vicious? 1056 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,180 Vicious? Have you seen that tape? 1057 01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:22,060 Come on! What's the big deal? 1058 01:14:22,130 --> 01:14:25,190 It's just a lonely man who wanted a little excitement. 1059 01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:30,070 That kind of thing happens every day. Everybody does it! 1060 01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:32,660 I don't believe this. 1061 01:14:32,740 --> 01:14:36,110 I don't believe you said that! 1062 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,410 Men get the urge. 1063 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,470 - We're only human. - You're sick. 1064 01:14:41,550 --> 01:14:44,980 Hello? No, don't hang up on me! 1065 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:50,620 - So, what'd he say? - Something strange is happening here. 1066 01:14:50,690 --> 01:14:53,950 Either the chief is a complete moron, 1067 01:14:54,030 --> 01:14:57,390 and complete morons are rare, 1068 01:14:59,770 --> 01:15:02,260 or he's playing games with me. 1069 01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:06,240 We better find someplace where we can look at that tape. 1070 01:15:11,410 --> 01:15:13,340 - This is perfect. - It is? 1071 01:15:13,410 --> 01:15:15,350 Give me the tape. 1072 01:15:20,990 --> 01:15:22,920 Okay. 1073 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:29,660 - [ Moaning ] - [ Man ] Ho, ho-ho! 1074 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:36,200 - You idiot! This isn't Sam. - And he isn't killing her. 1075 01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:38,260 [ Woman ] That's my husband! 1076 01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:42,600 Barbara really was kidnapped. 1077 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,910 She really was kidnapped! I didn't kill her. 1078 01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:48,210 Please believe me. You gotta be there. 1079 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,010 They're coming this time for sure. 1080 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:55,610 I think the deli's using a different mustard. The last time it was tangier. 1081 01:15:55,690 --> 01:15:58,320 Jesus Christ! I'm pleading for my life... 1082 01:15:58,390 --> 01:16:02,760 and you're discussing the inconsistency of lunch meat condiments! 1083 01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:04,960 Haven't you heard a word I've said? 1084 01:16:05,030 --> 01:16:08,000 [ Phone Ringing ] 1085 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:11,500 God! 1086 01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:17,470 I'm sorry, Mr.Stone, but since the house is in your wife's name, 1087 01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:20,600 as well as her other 15 million in assets, 1088 01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,310 you're not legally entitled to it as long as your wife is alive. 1089 01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:28,410 However, you've got a million-two built up in equity in your business, 1090 01:16:28,490 --> 01:16:31,650 another 350,000 in your pension plan. 1091 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:35,490 You'd have no problem using that as collateral. 1092 01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,860 All right. Let's do it! 1093 01:16:50,110 --> 01:16:53,080 [ Phone Ringing ] 1094 01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,380 - Hello? - [ Carol ] Sam? 1095 01:16:55,450 --> 01:16:59,580 Carol! Where the hell have you been? I've called you 100 times. 1096 01:16:59,650 --> 01:17:02,640 Sam, I miss you. How have you been? 1097 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:06,380 I'm going crazy over this kidnapping thing. 1098 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:10,020 - And the cops won't do a damn thing to help me. - Why? 1099 01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:13,190 They don't believe me. They think I made up the kidnapping. 1100 01:17:13,270 --> 01:17:16,670 They won't even show up at the ransom drop to see if I'm telling the truth! 1101 01:17:16,740 --> 01:17:20,000 You're gonna be all by yourself? That's terrible. 1102 01:17:20,070 --> 01:17:22,340 How much money is it? 1103 01:17:22,410 --> 01:17:25,470 - $2.2 million. - Cash? 1104 01:17:25,540 --> 01:17:27,480 Of course it's cash. 1105 01:17:27,550 --> 01:17:30,170 Have you ever heard of a kidnapper taking a check? 1106 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:32,650 Where are you going to give them the money? 1107 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,710 I mean, I, I hope it isn't dangerous. 1108 01:17:35,790 --> 01:17:39,380 I've gotta go to a phone booth... 1109 01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:42,520 on Hope Street Plaza. 1110 01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:15,860 [ Ringing ] 1111 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,520 - Hello? - [ Barbara ] Sam! 1112 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:24,540 It's so nice to hear your voice. How's Muffy? 1113 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,660 Listen, Sam, we don't have much time. 1114 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:29,070 There's a gun pointed at my head. 1115 01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:33,310 They're making me give the ransom instructions in case the police are listening. 1116 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:37,540 You must make sure there are no police, otherwise they'll kill me. 1117 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:40,710 Nope. No cops. 1118 01:18:40,790 --> 01:18:43,050 Now, have you got all the money? 1119 01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:48,080 $2.2 million in unmarked, nonsequential bills? 1120 01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:50,390 You miserable scum-sucking pig! 1121 01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:55,730 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. They made me say that. 1122 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,000 - Yeah, I got all the money. - It's there in the briefcase? 1123 01:18:59,070 --> 01:19:02,470 You scumbag! You lowlife motherfucker! 1124 01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:05,640 Oh dear. They made me say that too. 1125 01:19:05,710 --> 01:19:09,770 - It's in the case, yeah. - The Rolex too? The gold Rolex? 1126 01:19:09,850 --> 01:19:13,080 Who said anything about the Rolex? They never mentioned the Rolex. 1127 01:19:13,150 --> 01:19:15,990 They want the Rolex and your pinkie ring! 1128 01:19:16,060 --> 01:19:20,920 Honey, they tortured me with cigars. I had to tell them everything. 1129 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,770 All right. What else? 1130 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:36,170 That's it! Just wait there. 1131 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,780 Bag, please. 1132 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,590 Come on, give me the bag! 1133 01:19:57,730 --> 01:19:59,600 Freeze! 1134 01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:12,900 Put the bag down and put your hands on your head. 1135 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:14,570 Bender! 1136 01:20:14,650 --> 01:20:17,480 They're from the government. They're here to help you. 1137 01:20:17,550 --> 01:20:20,210 I said no police. Do you know what this means? 1138 01:20:20,290 --> 01:20:22,220 [ Kenny ] Stay back. 1139 01:20:22,290 --> 01:20:27,120 They touch me and I give the order to kill! Got it? 1140 01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:30,160 Leave me alone or she's a dead woman. 1141 01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:34,860 - You want her blood on your hands? - What do you think? 1142 01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:38,700 - Let's just follow him home. - Okay, let him go. 1143 01:20:38,770 --> 01:20:41,070 What? 1144 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:43,110 - What are you doing? - Gimme it! 1145 01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:45,110 Let go. Tell him to let go. 1146 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:48,270 - If he doesn't let go I give the order. - Go ahead, give the order. 1147 01:20:48,350 --> 01:20:51,180 Let go! She's a dead woman if he doesn't! 1148 01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:53,310 All right, 1149 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,520 drop it. 1150 01:20:58,590 --> 01:21:01,120 Punk. 1151 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:04,030 [ Ringing ] 1152 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,170 Hello? 1153 01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:12,370 Hello? 1154 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:15,030 This is Lt.Bender. What are you doing? 1155 01:21:15,110 --> 01:21:19,200 I'm taking my money. You got your man. The rest is your problem. 1156 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:24,080 Mr.Stone, you may be guilty of obstructing justice, aiding and abetting a felon, 1157 01:21:24,150 --> 01:21:26,670 accomplice to kidnapping and possibly murder. 1158 01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:31,050 My advice to you is to drop the gun, give back the bag. 1159 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:36,030 We have 150 officers, 75 cars and two helicopters. He won't get away. 1160 01:21:47,710 --> 01:21:50,640 - That's better. - Here! 1161 01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:53,040 What are you doing here? 1162 01:21:53,110 --> 01:21:57,070 Tell them to get out of here! If they don't go, she's dead! 1163 01:21:57,150 --> 01:22:00,950 All right, gentlemen, clear the street, please. 1164 01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:06,050 You too, Mr.Stone. Back away. 1165 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,090 That's better. 1166 01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:19,300 [ Walters ] You can go now. 1167 01:22:19,370 --> 01:22:23,000 Don't follow me. Understand? 1168 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,480 [ Walters ] We understand. 1169 01:22:27,850 --> 01:22:31,480 - Don't move! - Who the hell are you? 1170 01:22:31,550 --> 01:22:34,640 What the hell is going on? 1171 01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:37,620 I'm robbing you! 1172 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,130 - Stop him! - [ Gunshot ] 1173 01:22:42,190 --> 01:22:47,460 - Did you shoot at me? - No, you moron. There's police all over. 1174 01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:49,500 Hundreds of 'em! 1175 01:22:49,570 --> 01:22:52,230 Do I look that stupid? 1176 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:56,140 Yes, you do! 1177 01:22:56,210 --> 01:22:59,440 If you shot at me, where's your gun? 1178 01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:02,380 Well, you're too sharp for me! You got me figured out. 1179 01:23:02,450 --> 01:23:04,750 I don't have one. 1180 01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:06,750 [ Gunshot ] 1181 01:23:07,850 --> 01:23:10,790 That was a brand new tire. 1182 01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:14,390 Give me your keys. 1183 01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:17,220 - I don't believe this! - [ Bender ] Give the bag to Bozo, 1184 01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:22,320 drop the gun and put your hands in the air. 1185 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:26,000 Who said that? 1186 01:23:26,070 --> 01:23:30,770 This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. 1187 01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:36,880 Perhaps we should shoot him. 1188 01:23:36,950 --> 01:23:40,010 [ Bender ] It's the police department. 1189 01:23:40,090 --> 01:23:42,050 Really? 1190 01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:47,320 No! We're the National Rifle Association! 1191 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,430 Christ! 1192 01:24:11,050 --> 01:24:15,180 I'm leaving now. They said they wouldn't follow me. 1193 01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,820 Hey 1194 01:24:19,890 --> 01:24:23,450 Stand up 1195 01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:26,400 Ruthless People 1196 01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:30,960 Watch yourself 1197 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,670 Hey 1198 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,000 Stand up 1199 01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:41,840 Ruthless People 1200 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:45,750 Ruthless People 1201 01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:50,550 You can have it if you want it 1202 01:24:50,620 --> 01:24:53,920 It might take the rest of your life 1203 01:24:53,990 --> 01:24:57,390 If you want it you can have it 1204 01:25:06,770 --> 01:25:10,140 - Ruthless People - They're still following me. 1205 01:25:10,210 --> 01:25:13,300 I should have known. I knew this wouldn't work. 1206 01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:16,010 You can't trust the police! 1207 01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:31,290 Oh, God. Oh... boy. 1208 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:34,560 - He's cornered and he knows it. - I hope he doesn't hurt anybody. 1209 01:25:56,820 --> 01:26:00,280 I'm not going to jail! I'm not going to jail! 1210 01:26:03,660 --> 01:26:04,960 Oh, my God! 1211 01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:09,390 [ Honking ] Hey, look out! 1212 01:26:09,470 --> 01:26:11,160 [ Honking ] 1213 01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:13,230 Watch it! 1214 01:26:27,990 --> 01:26:31,350 [ Woman ] Somebody help! He'll drown! 1215 01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:34,220 - The water's way too cold. - There's riptides. 1216 01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:37,260 - I've seen sharks. - Somebody call an ambulance. 1217 01:26:37,330 --> 01:26:39,300 Look there! 1218 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:41,360 That's money! 1219 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:51,380 My money! 1220 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,140 Let's get the coast guard and fish him out. 1221 01:26:57,180 --> 01:26:59,280 You can't do that! 1222 01:26:59,350 --> 01:27:01,650 That's not your money! 1223 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:05,050 That's my money! Stop 'em! 1224 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,680 Aaah! 1225 01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:30,940 The bedroom killer! 1226 01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:33,680 [ Sam ] What about the money? 1227 01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:36,980 They recovered a few thousand dollars. The rest washed away. 1228 01:27:37,060 --> 01:27:41,010 He said if anything went wrong, 1229 01:27:41,090 --> 01:27:43,530 they'd kill Barbara. 1230 01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:47,260 Things couldn't have gone more wrong than this, could they? 1231 01:27:49,330 --> 01:27:52,130 That means she's dead. 1232 01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:02,880 [ Sobbing ] 1233 01:28:02,950 --> 01:28:04,640 [ Laughing ] 1234 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,120 - Mrs.Stone! - I'll be damned! 1235 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:23,190 - Mrs.Stone? - Yes. 1236 01:28:23,270 --> 01:28:26,100 I'm Lt.Walters. We're glad to see you're okay. 1237 01:28:26,170 --> 01:28:28,770 I'm sorry to have to ask you to do this right now, 1238 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:32,470 but I'm afraid we need you to identify the body. 1239 01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:39,050 Yes! That's him! 1240 01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,240 Oh, I could never forget that face. 1241 01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,380 What hell he put me through. 1242 01:28:43,460 --> 01:28:45,720 - You're sure he worked alone? - Positive. 1243 01:28:45,790 --> 01:28:50,820 - He mentioned a partner. - He was schizophrenic. He thought he had partners. 1244 01:28:50,900 --> 01:28:52,860 Where's Sam? 1245 01:28:52,930 --> 01:28:54,830 He's over there, Mrs.Stone. 1246 01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:57,530 Would you excuse me for a moment? 1247 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,800 I'd just like to be alone with my husband. 1248 01:28:59,870 --> 01:29:02,400 - Certainly. - Thank you. 1249 01:29:04,110 --> 01:29:06,700 Hello, Sam. 1250 01:29:09,910 --> 01:29:11,970 Barbara! 1251 01:29:13,550 --> 01:29:15,580 You look terrific! 1252 01:29:15,650 --> 01:29:18,320 You think so? 1253 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,480 I mean, 1254 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,860 - you're so thin. - Really? 1255 01:29:23,930 --> 01:29:26,950 Does it show? 1256 01:29:29,430 --> 01:29:33,270 I mean, you're beautiful! 1257 01:29:33,340 --> 01:29:36,970 - Oh, Sam! - Oh, Barbara! 1258 01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:42,310 I hope my marriage is as strong as theirs after 15 years. 1259 01:29:42,380 --> 01:29:45,180 I can't believe we doubted Stone's affection for his wife. 1260 01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:48,190 - We almost blew it. Thank God she's alive. - [ Grunting ] 1261 01:29:48,250 --> 01:29:52,210 Ol' buddy, you work, you put in long hours. It's a tough beat. 1262 01:29:52,290 --> 01:29:54,880 But it all seems worth it when you get a moment like this. 1263 01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:57,050 [ Walters ] Yeah, I love a happy ending. 1264 01:29:57,130 --> 01:29:59,430 [ Grunting ] Barbara! 1265 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,430 [ Splash ] 1266 01:30:59,290 --> 01:31:03,690 [ "Modern Woman" ] 1267 01:31:13,300 --> 01:31:15,900 You see her sittin' with a coffee and a paper 1268 01:31:15,970 --> 01:31:19,600 With her high-top sneakers of Italian design 1269 01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:23,240 With her long, cool stare she aggravates attention 1270 01:31:23,310 --> 01:31:26,680 Makes up her face while she makes up her mind 1271 01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:29,980 Now you're in trouble maybe she's an intellectual 1272 01:31:30,050 --> 01:31:32,990 What if she figures out you're not very smart 1273 01:31:33,060 --> 01:31:36,150 Maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal 1274 01:31:36,230 --> 01:31:40,060 You've got to get it settled 'cause she's breaking your heart 1275 01:31:40,130 --> 01:31:41,600 Don't try to put on an act 1276 01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:46,800 You can't do that to a modern woman 1277 01:31:46,870 --> 01:31:48,530 When you're an old-fashioned man 1278 01:31:48,610 --> 01:31:53,480 She understands the things you're doing 1279 01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:57,350 She's a modern woman 1280 01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,860 She looks sleek she seems so professional 1281 01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:08,190 She's got a lot of confidence it's easy to see 1282 01:32:08,260 --> 01:32:11,630 You want to make a move but you feel so inferior 1283 01:32:11,700 --> 01:32:15,260 'Cause under that exterior is someone who's sleek 1284 01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:17,890 She's got style she's got her own money 1285 01:32:17,970 --> 01:32:22,000 So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm 1286 01:32:22,070 --> 01:32:25,100 She's got the eyes that make you realize 1287 01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:28,740 She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm 1288 01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:35,480 You've got your plan of attack that won't attract a modern woman 1289 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,280 When you're an old-fashioned man 1290 01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:42,120 She understands the things you're doin' 1291 01:32:42,190 --> 01:32:46,560 She's a modern woman 1292 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:53,840 As time goes by and you're sharing an apartment 1293 01:32:53,910 --> 01:32:56,840 She says she loves you but she doesn't know why 1294 01:32:56,910 --> 01:33:00,170 The morning she gives you your coffee and your paper 1295 01:33:00,250 --> 01:33:04,050 It's a strange situation for an old-fashioned guy 1296 01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:07,310 But times have changed things are not the same, baby 1297 01:33:07,390 --> 01:33:10,150 You won't be changed it's your bad attitude 1298 01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:13,620 Rock'n'roll just used to be for kicks and nowadays it's politics 1299 01:33:13,690 --> 01:33:17,460 And after 1986 what else could be new 1300 01:33:17,530 --> 01:33:24,130 You've got to learn to relax and face the facts of a modern woman 1301 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:25,930 And you're an old-fashioned man 1302 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:30,840 She understands the things you're doin' 1303 01:33:30,910 --> 01:33:34,810 She's a modern woman 1304 01:33:37,620 --> 01:33:41,180 She's a modern woman