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♪Oh, no
Oh, no ♪
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♪ Ahhh, oh, no
Ahhh, oh, no ♪
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♪ Ahhh, oh, no ♪
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♪ No, she don't mess around
No, she don't mess around ♪
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100% from agave.
Tequila distillation plant
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Taste it.
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Mike, I like you.
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But no one needs one
Other brands of Tequila at all.
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They already have three,
What is that?
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Cuervo, then another company,
and the company too.
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And they don't need more Tequila.
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If I can't sell it,
then it won't sell.
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People want something new.
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- New-new?
- New-new.
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They want that New-New thing.
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Are not!
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If only I could sell this Tequila
for a customer?
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Will you order from me?
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Yes, definitely.
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And I will choose one
random customers.
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Hey man, I'm sorry.
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Do you like the taste of Tequila?
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Star? Of course there is.
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But I just drink
familiar brand,
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and he will not persuade
Where can I be?
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- A perfect candidate.
- Because he is your younger brother.
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I know it's your brother.
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He's dating my niece.
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Hey man, I don't know
his niece.
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Alright. But if I knew...
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I would say she's a little shy,
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she is afraid of a lot of people.
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We played 'Words with friends'
together, right?
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Dave, right?
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My name is Rick.
Just arrived from Melbourne.
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His name is Rick.
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I know he is your younger brother.
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Let's see.
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You two are very funny and quirky.
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We often do this too
a few weeks...
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Okay, I'll take 10 boxes.
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- That's right!
- Tasty!
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Right! I know!
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We'll sell like crazy,
Randy!
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I don't know if that's the case.
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It's a hat, right?
Is it a hat?
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I just saw it over there.
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♪ Do something crazy ♪
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♪ Live like it's Mardi Gras ♪
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♪ And go jump
Make the party start ♪
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♪ Don't need no RandR ♪
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♪ To regular life
I say au revoir ♪
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♪ Yay! Livinglife
in the fast lane ♪
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♪ Now your pain
only be champagne ♪
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♪ So please come join me
One thing, good vibes only ♪
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♪ Start the keg
Imma fill my cup ♪
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♪ Got fireworks, got booze
Let's blow some shit up ♪
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♪ Tonight I'm going stupid ♪
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♪ Doing things I've never done ♪
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♪ We all got one thing in common ♪
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♪ We just wanna have fun ♪
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♪ Do something crazy ♪
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♪ Okay ♪
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♪ Do something crazy ♪
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♪ Do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ Do something crazy ♪
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♪ I'm about to do ♪
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♪ I'm about to do ♪
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♪ Do something crazy ♪
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♪ Do something crazy ♪
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♪ Do something wild ♪
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♪ Rolling with the homies ♪
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♪ Chicks by my side ♪
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♪ Live for the moment ♪
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♪ All of the time ♪
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♪ Turn up the music ♪
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♪ Only good vibes ♪
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Xin lỗi vì lên giọng với anh.
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Not at all. I like it,
and it helps you.
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Did you see that incident?
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like there are 3 people
do we?
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The Stangle Brothers
destroying it!
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Actually, it's not a hat.
They call it the Jimmy hat.
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If you wear two, it will be loose.
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- City people are just fictional...
- No.
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Mom, Dad?
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Jeanie. Eric.
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Don't be startled.
I don't want you two to be startled.
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Just come in here.
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Why don't we?
Let's sit down here, shall we?
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We must talk to our children.
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We want to talk about the wedding
by Jeanie and Eric.
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- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
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Do you think it's a DJ or a band?
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It must be the band, right?
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No, people want to hear
real songs.
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Dad doesn't want to hear it
a guy singing Beyonce music.
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Dad just wants to listen to Beyonce.
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Oh.
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Yeah, but we want to talk about...
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two muscles.
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Let's see, over the years...
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A theme always emerges
every time the family gathers.
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Everyone is having a stretch
peaceful time...
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That's right.
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Everything is going well...
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It's a party.
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And then these two appeared...
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Bull...
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Two guys flirting with girls...
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Acting like idiots...
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and spoil it.
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Shattered.
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What? We are not people
ruin the party!
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We are the ones who create the party.
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And besides, we never
sabotage a family event?
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Ah!
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We thought two children
would say that.
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Here it is. And we just need to play it.
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Apple TV.
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We just need
child's password.
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Bryansbabydick69.
Yeah.
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Bryansbabydick69.
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What the hell is that?
Really?
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- Alright.
- Is that it?
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Good.
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Happy National Day!
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Oh shit!
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It was fun until then.
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Damn it!
My mobile home.!
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Oh shit.
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Actually, these are the things
we should try to avoid it.
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You two idiots!
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Two brats!
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Grandpa, wake up!
Take off your tie.
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Dad is saying we have to
responsible
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about his death? Hmm?
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He died 5 years later.
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Dad is blaming a big crime on you guys.
What a shame.
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Furthermore, this video is panoramic
failure and failure.
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The footage with
Where are the smiling faces?
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And everyone looked at us,
kind of like...
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"God, I love Mike and Dave."
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"They make the party worthwhile."
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When will there be two new ones?
Willing to grow up?
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I mean these things sometimes
also cute...
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But it's stinking.
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Come on mom, you're...
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Mom is talking about us as if
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We are a pair of failures
or something like that.
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What we don't want
what you guys do is
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wearing change girls
and lose control.
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Do you two understand?
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Wait, we still can
talking to girls, right?
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Each child can talk to one girl.
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It's the two girls that you two will be
brought to the wedding.
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What do you mean?
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Dad wants you guys to meet a girl.
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Two ladies.
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Dad wants us to invite a girl
to the wedding?
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Sorry?
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People allow that?
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Smart girls,
beautiful, dignified.
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Control the two children.
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What the hell?
What?
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Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
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You two are not allowed to cause trouble at the wedding.
Can you hear me?
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Mom, you heard some nonsense
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Dad just came out?
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We don't want you two to show off
Like two bulls mad at each other!
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We don't make each other angry!
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We never get mad!
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I'm not mad!
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Neither him nor me!
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Look at you two now!
Going crazy!
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Dad, stop bullshitting!
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Dad seems like he's lost his mind.
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Can everyone stop screaming?
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You invite your girlfriend to the wedding
is my idea.
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Listen, I love you guys
my beloved.
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But everyone did
stressed because
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this wedding.
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And I just need you guys to be okay.
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Of course, Jeanie!
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Please?
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Because of you?
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I promise. We will never
do anything
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causing chaos at my wedding.
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Jeanie, we love you.
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We wanted this to be the day
the best of my life.
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Yeah.
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You too, Eric.
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- Oh.
- Oh. Thank you.
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Anyway, it's mostly you, Jeanie.
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If you want us to invite a girl,
We will make an appointment.
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Okay, everything is in order.
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Wedding invitation!
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Dave, man, talk to dad for a second...
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Just a few seconds, okay?
Listen..
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I'm sorry for lumping you in with Mike...
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But if I tell your brother
Invite a girl to the wedding
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The child will notice something strange.
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I just feel like it's holding me back.
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Dad, I don't mind being lumped in with Mike
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Dad, do you remember when you were in 5th grade selling cakes?
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When mom makes 'cupcakes'...
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and you call them 'molds'?
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Mm-hmm.
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Everyone called me 'mold'.
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Until Mike took a cake
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and shoved it in Tom Ginty's face.
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He said "Now you're a mold, a mold..."
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That's Mike.
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So, think about it...
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Dad.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to end it
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with such a strange message, dad.
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- I love you dad, thank you dad.
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Good, I don't want you to get angry.
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I'm not mad,
not even sad.
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We'll find a date.
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I must say, some nights,
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I'm not at my best
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But today is not those nights.
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- Do you like your hair?
- Yes, girl.
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- You are very beautiful.
- No...
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Tonight we will
earn lots of tips.
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Good. We need it.
We don't have any money left.
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Well, you guys have money to pay
for this trip?
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Oh yes yes yes!
Yes!
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Do you have money?
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I thought you had money?
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I don't have any money.
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You know I don't have money.
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Then... the girls whispered like people
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without money.
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Check it out. I will pay you here.
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Poof. I paid via Apple Pay.
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I don't even have Apple Pay.
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Siri, please pay him.
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He was paid.
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Damn it!
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I won't take any nonsense
That's yours.
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Because this is my car.
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He won't take any nonsense
from us.
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You should kick our asses out.
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You should kick our asses
Get out of this taxi.
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You know what?
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I will kick your asses
out of this car.
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That's right, just 3 more blocks
right hand side...
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and kicked us out.
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Here we come.
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Get out of your car.
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Thank. He's so kind.
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Well, God bless you.
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I just started driving Uber.
Cheek beans.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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Go relax, have a few cups before work.
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Just a little, I don't want to be criticized.
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Yes, of course not.
Make a soothing drink.
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Hey hey hey!
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Welcome to cups
Sake Bombing..
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First glass of Sake Bomb
Where if not here?
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Kaboom!
- You're drunk, Alice.
267
00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,780
He thought he was whispering
268
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But actually you're screaming.
269
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Because I'm upset with you.
270
00:09:33,658 --> 00:09:34,659
Oh, what the heck?
271
00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,077
I don't understand why
he shouted at me again
272
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,161
but there's no reason at all.
273
00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:38,746
What the hell is going on here?
274
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Her little friend
is very slow...
275
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Be kind.
276
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:45,002
His fiance left
right at the wedding.
277
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,254
He's going through it
a difficult time.
278
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Are you two talking about me?
279
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Not a girl.
280
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Do you know how many times I've been here?
281
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and she was extremely drunk,
282
00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:54,095
dancing on the table?
283
00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:57,390
Only when there's Rihanna,
because that's my baby.
284
00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,308
I am a strong independent woman.
285
00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:03,145
And I'll go up to the table and
kick your ass like RiRi.
286
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,273
Because it's my right.
It's America!
287
00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:06,357
Feminism!
288
00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:07,984
She just pushed her chest up
and say feminism?
289
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,527
Right. Read on Twitter.
290
00:10:09,944 --> 00:10:12,780
You can do whatever you want.
291
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,034
Don't do that!
292
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,703
Who pushed her up there?
293
00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:21,038
Queen RiRi, forever!
294
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:23,082
I'm really sorry for that
got them both fired.
295
00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:25,543
I'm just a little surprised why it doesn't
take place earlier.
296
00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,169
Anyway, I still sincerely apologize.
297
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,548
Alice, you don't need to apologize,
understand?
298
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:31,757
You didn't do anything wrong.
299
00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:34,218
Alright.
People need to understand you.
300
00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:36,429
Right. You're right.
301
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,347
Alice, why are you watching?
your wedding video?
302
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,557
And Alice...
303
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:40,975
Do you marry Luke?
304
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I agree.
305
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,185
Because it is therapeutic.
306
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,062
The more you watch, the better it will get.
307
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,230
And you, Luke, agree to marry Alice?
308
00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:47,440
Con...
309
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:48,899
no.
310
00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:52,611
Oh you bastard, fuck Luke.
311
00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,405
Oh, fuck his cheeks.
312
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,906
Fuck his cock right away.
313
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,116
Are not!
314
00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,826
Because now I'm visualizing
out his cock.
315
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,078
Getting fucked by another cock.
316
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,621
It makes me want to protect it.
317
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,417
Oh my God. Damn!
318
00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,252
You're better like this.
Come on!
319
00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:09,920
We are T and A!
320
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,590
Little Alice made a bowl
brown vodka with anise
321
00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:14,091
Where is the middle school science fair?
322
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,718
Or gave us bubble tits
323
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,428
and we won the competition
Is that in Mexico?
324
00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:19,722
Yeah, they were great.
325
00:11:19,889 --> 00:11:21,557
I know. We need
things like that.
326
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,392
I'm tired of living like this.
327
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,936
We need an adventure.
328
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,273
We've packed something
Great little thing
329
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,441
that we are selling.
330
00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:32,902
A week in a tropical paradise...
331
00:11:33,069 --> 00:11:34,320
with 2 lovely and funny guys
332
00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:35,988
or cause surprise?
333
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,114
Yeah.
334
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,949
I've read most of the new goosebumps,
uncle too.
335
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,034
Yeah.
336
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,077
Where should I register?
337
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,370
Dude, focus.
338
00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:44,163
Alright. This is because of Jeanie.
339
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:46,832
So to find some happy girls,
but dignified...
340
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:47,958
We'll have to search for a long time.
341
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,377
Internet!
342
00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:50,628
Good idea.
343
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,296
Match.com, Tinder...
344
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:54,048
Grindr, okcupid.
345
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,132
Craigslist!
346
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:56,342
Craigslist?
347
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:57,385
I think it's Craigslist
348
00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:58,511
Is this a place to find good girls?
349
00:11:58,636 --> 00:11:59,804
Dave?
350
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,639
We met this chair
on craigslist.
351
00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:04,725
And you're going to massage this couch?
352
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,937
I love that chair.
353
00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:10,356
I'm cracking these lines.
354
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,690
Alright.
355
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:12,942
Here you go. Take a sip.
356
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,402
Just a little sip.
357
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:18,864
Boom!
358
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,075
Do you think anyone will see this?
359
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,159
Oh god, I hope so.
360
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,619
Like 'Max, what are you thinking?'
361
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,787
We will also be like that,
362
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,455
5 or 6 of these girls,
Is that okay?
363
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,207
I will be very happy with that.
364
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:35,256
This.
365
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:36,298
You saw something
366
00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:37,758
Shelly sent it to everyone
in the office?
367
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,052
A free trip to HawAll!
368
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,762
See what someone posts on Facebook
This is mine.
369
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:44,181
- I'll 'tweet' it.
- Cute boys .
370
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,349
Breaking news!
371
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,809
I like the guy on the right .
372
00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:48,561
I like the guy on the right.
373
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,728
Oh, I'll have you on my right side.
374
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,022
I like the guy on the right.
375
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,149
We have to send this
for everyone.
376
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:54,275
Let's apply!
377
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:55,359
I want to go to HawAll .
378
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,444
I just emailed them.
379
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:57,653
Meet them, give them a chance .
380
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,905
So, you guys want to attend a wedding?
381
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:02,575
Oh, what are your names?
382
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,244
Do you two have names?
383
00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:09,748
We basically were
surf 'craigslist' to find jobs.
384
00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,584
Oh, both of you are...
385
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,668
Prostitutes.
386
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,462
Whatever.
Take us to HawAll!
387
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,546
HawAll!
388
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,967
We cannot.
389
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,051
No way.
390
00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:22,136
You guys are talking about something
391
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,220
a free trip to
HawAll?
392
00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:24,722
Only for girls.
393
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,891
It is not a barrier.
394
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,225
Hello, I'm Lauralie...
395
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,643
This genre is quite new to me.
396
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:30,728
Yeah.
397
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:31,937
She feels new to...
398
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,731
Online dating.
399
00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:34,940
I'm not really looking
400
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,233
a heterosexual relationship.
401
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,526
She looks like a pair of Nikes.
402
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,944
That's right, it's me.
403
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,112
I work at a dog rescue.
404
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,739
Our sister really likes dogs.
405
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,073
I want to make sure they will
have a good house.
406
00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,158
What is a good house?
407
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:45,951
White houses.
408
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,078
- What house?
- White House.
409
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,413
Like white people.
410
00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,417
Count the money, honey.
411
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,794
This is not lipstick.
This is 'tha-thu', you silly person.
412
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,633
Who are you laughing at?
Who?
413
00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,092
Okay, let's see,
That's the deal.
414
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,427
I just got divorced, about 3...
415
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,595
last week. I need a vacation.
416
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,222
Are not.
417
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,306
Okay, are you sure?
don't want to fuck?
418
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,432
- What?
- Nothing?
419
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,558
- What did you say?
- Nothing.
420
00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:11,936
It seems like you just said it
"Do you want to fuck?"
421
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,020
Do you want to fuck?
422
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,188
- What?
- What?
423
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,564
- What?
- Guys...
424
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:16,815
- Do you want me to fuck you guys?
- Are not.
425
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,442
Are not.
I didn't say that, but...
426
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,610
- I will suck your dick right now.
- What?
427
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,694
What?
428
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,285
Welcome back.
429
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,621
I'm sitting with Mike and Dave stangle...
430
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,456
who posted an ad on 'craigslist'
431
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,375
Find someone to eat with
at his sister's wedding
432
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,669
On Oahu, HawAll.
433
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:37,962
And the ad went viral
very quickly.
434
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,129
Mm-hmm.
435
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,674
It has reached 6,000 responses...
436
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,051
from women who really want to go.
437
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,135
Well, who's counting?
438
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,762
You know, I guess
all of us.
439
00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:48,013
Are you close to me?
440
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,682
Come on guys, Craigslist?
441
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,268
Honestly, this is about work
find good girls
442
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,770
To accompany us to HawAll
attended our sister's wedding.
443
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,105
And I just want to repeat...
444
00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:57,439
We pay the entire bill
445
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:58,732
because we are gentlemen.
446
00:14:58,983 --> 00:15:00,025
Free ride to HawAll?
447
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,694
I'm awake!
448
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,028
Come on. Craigslist.
What is it?
449
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:04,613
That's where you buy furniture
old thrown in the backyard.
450
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:05,990
Did you know we can still do it?
What to find on 'craigslist'?
451
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,199
Mm-hmm.
452
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,993
- Love.
- Mm-mm ..
453
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,328
That is true. I said...
454
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,163
- Love
- That name seems sweet.
455
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,457
He is a soulful type of person.
456
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,626
Yeah, and he's delicious too.
457
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,338
That's right, he's fucking delicious.
458
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,882
But it bears repeating, we
looking for decent girls.
459
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,344
Like the girls that mother and sister
we will like it.
460
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:30,848
Okay, look girl,
We're going to HawAll.
461
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,433
Let's go on vacation.
462
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,518
But it's not a vacation.
It is a wedding.
463
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:35,894
You really thought it was a wedding
464
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,062
is the best place for me?
465
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:40,524
The last wedding I went to
it's my wedding,
466
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,151
and it was crushed to pieces.
467
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,235
I hear you, but look...
468
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,904
These two pieces of shit are perfect, right?
469
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,240
Because Luke is gone,
he was no longer the same.
470
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,993
You need to get over it,
once and forever.
471
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,244
And this is your chance, girl.
472
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,538
That guy, he'll get you back on track.
473
00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:55,914
Right there
474
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,750
is an opportunity of a lifetime...
475
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,085
and you know that we are businessmen.
476
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,253
What do you know?
477
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,672
Let's make these two guys give it
we go to HawAll!
478
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,507
You're right!
Just take action.
479
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,634
Do it now!
480
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,760
- That's right.
- Do it immediately and always!
481
00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,054
We'll be right back.
482
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,138
We're going HawAll!
483
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,349
We're going HawAll!
484
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:16,060
Whoa! Whoa!
485
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,394
- Wait.
- Star?
486
00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:20,481
Those guys said they wanted good-looking girls.
487
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,066
It doesn't look very good to us.
488
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,943
Yeah, I guess I haven't showered yet
been a while.
489
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,071
Fine, you know us
What will you do then?
490
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,075
We'll look like little girls
doan-cmn-trang always.
491
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:32,576
Like a good girl.
492
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,913
Ugh.
493
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,165
Oh my god, it's like rags
Uncle Jesus.
494
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,793
Oh! It is a part of me.
495
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,587
Tatiana, your underwear
needs lining more.
496
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,048
Whoo!
497
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,427
Oh, these dresses are just that
some of my products.
498
00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,099
Mr. groin, we have met 37
crazy crazy sister.
499
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,601
We can't take any
She can't follow.
500
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,812
Maybe dad will forget about it
about your ultimatum.
501
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,940
Why did dad forget about coming home?
the anus?
502
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,109
No, dad's ultimatum.
503
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,443
- Hau...
- I'm an ultimatum.
504
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,653
Are you talking about "Ultimate anus"?
505
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,531
Ultimatum - letter.
Like the letter in Love Letter.
506
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,657
Ultimatum.
507
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:12,908
Yeah, we gotta get something,
508
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,035
because the wedding is about to take place.
509
00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:26,672
Why is everything one?
What's the competition like for you?
510
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,174
You said it first, so you won.
511
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,178
So when do we meet them?
512
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,139
Technically, there is no time at all.
513
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,642
Because I thought about it
email them...
514
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,436
but then I thought... well...
515
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,480
These playboys are ready to lie on their backs
What short brain would answer that ad?
516
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:44,857
Um...
517
00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:45,983
We.
518
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,401
Yeah, but we're not like that
those idiots.
519
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,610
Do you know what I'm saying?
520
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,572
Because they're all like:
"Oh, choose me, choose me!"
521
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,866
It's like those guys
interviewing girls.
522
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,535
Then immediately we will
placed in a lower position.
523
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,704
We're going to flip the script
Ignore that.
524
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,080
Those guys are lucky to have us.
525
00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:01,165
Right.
526
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,291
We just need to make them think so.
527
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,375
Okay, right.
528
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,669
But you also know it's me
not good at lying...
529
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:06,879
Because I always start from
tiny things
530
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,088
and then it becomes lukewarm
531
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,214
and I messed everything up.
532
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,841
And it just seems wrong.
533
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:13,761
Baby, you can do it.
Let's practice, okay?
534
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:14,845
Alright.
535
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,013
- What do you like to do?
- Drink.
536
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,307
Just sweet tea...
537
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,517
Sweet tea and cookies
on the balloon.
538
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,685
Okay, continue.
539
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,853
You don't need to emphasize.
540
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,021
Am I emphasizing?
541
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,272
And definitely don't be in a balloon.
542
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,857
Die! They are leaving.
543
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,317
If it were a competition,
I must win.
544
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,652
Okay, don't worry.
545
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,820
That's just part of the plan.
546
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,071
- So what?
- YES.
547
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,490
So what? What's the plan?
548
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,699
I don't know this part of the plan.
549
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:36,825
Whoo! Ahh!
550
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,285
Ouch, crap!
551
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,997
Tatiana! Ohhhh
552
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,081
Shit.
553
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,333
Are you okay?
554
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,376
- I'm okay. Shout:
"She's not breathing!"
555
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,669
She can't breathe!
556
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,213
She can't breathe!
Someone help her!
557
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,297
Someone resuscitate her.
558
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,090
- She can't breathe!
- I know how to resuscitate!
559
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,717
- That's great.
- I am a volunteer medical technician.
560
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,219
Hey, don't worry. My brother
Take care of this, okay?
561
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,970
I took a course.
I know what to do.
562
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,222
She has a weak heart.
563
00:18:58,514 --> 00:18:59,681
- Miss what...
- She has a weak heart.
564
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,975
I am an EMT. Basically
like that doctor.
565
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:04,895
I'm here to save your life, understand?
566
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,104
She is my only friend!
567
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,272
Her only friend, Mike!
568
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:08,649
The pulse is still beating, it's okay.
569
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,942
Don't let her die!
570
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,735
You can't let her die, Mike!
571
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,946
Shut up, Dave!
You too, calm down!
572
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,864
Both of you keep your mouths shut, okay?
573
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:16,949
I will save her.
574
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:21,078
Squeeze your nose.
575
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:25,791
Oh!
576
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,335
Are you okay?
577
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:30,212
I'm okay.
578
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,590
- I saved her!
- She's fine!
579
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,217
Are you okay?
You saved me.
580
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,928
Thank! Thank!
581
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,221
You have been arrested.
582
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,430
She crashed into my car.
583
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:41,849
Come on everyone,
I'm fine, really.
584
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,100
It happens all the time.
585
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,226
That's a heavy hit.
586
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,644
We will take you to the hospital.
587
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,646
This is crazy. Almost
I owe you my life.
588
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,399
- Almost like that
- Yes. Technically, yes.
589
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:51,525
Let me apply ice for you
590
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,609
Let me.
591
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:53,861
Oh no.
592
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,612
Seems like it's going pretty well with your guy.
593
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,490
I crashed into it, girl,
What a pain!
594
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,950
Let's find out.
595
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,078
The kids in my class
will love this story.
596
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,830
I'm a teacher.
597
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,084
Are you a teacher?
Wow.
598
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,962
Ugh. I think they wrote it wrong
from "fried eggs with meat" on the Menu.
599
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,839
I always pay attention to words and spelling...
600
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,674
Because I'm a teacher...
601
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,676
And that's what I do.
602
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,303
That...
603
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,972
So Alice, um, what do you do?
604
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:23,974
Manage a fund hedge.
605
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,434
You manage a fund?
606
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,686
I don't even know
What is a fund hedge?
607
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,355
Well, here we have a normal fund,
and there will be a hedge of funds.
608
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,608
And that fund,
609
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:34,484
Um, we fenced it.
610
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:35,986
We fenced it firmly.
611
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:37,154
Oh, wow.
612
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,489
Well, I go to work, in the morning,
and it's like...
613
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,824
"How are fences made?"
614
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,451
“Are you covered yet?
How much do you fence?
615
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,912
And it's like, too big to fail.
616
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,039
Greedy corporations,
financial relief.
617
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,333
Every minute in New York,
everything can change.
618
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,502
On NASDAQ and the United Nations
619
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:53,837
then, Fannie Mae.
620
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,840
Bernie Mac et
D.L.Hughley...
621
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,175
- Alice, drink water.
- YES.
622
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,260
- So smart.
- That's right.
623
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,262
"But what I have..."
624
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,556
"is a series of special skills."
625
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,184
"Skills I have acquired
thanks to a very long career"
626
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,019
"Skill makes me
become a nightmare"
627
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,354
"For people like you."
628
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,190
Finished. That's it.
629
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,566
How wonderful.
630
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,068
It's like Dave
not even here...
631
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,153
And I'm standing inside
a bar with Liam Neeson.
632
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,738
Like, "Hi, Liam Neeson
came here."
633
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,407
He is a professional comedian
or what?
634
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,369
What? Are not. He sells alcohol
along with his brother.
635
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:26,536
- OH.
- YES.
636
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,538
- I like drawing.
- Really?
637
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,165
Yes, I have some drawings here
let me show you.
638
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,084
Oh crap, that's not it.
Sorry.
639
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,378
This. They're like the Avengers...
640
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,254
But they are just wines
different.
641
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,965
Oh, I have Tequila,
642
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,591
And then he got his pet worm
next door.
643
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,677
And its name is Lil' mez.
644
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,428
Because it will "mess" you up.
645
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,305
Next is Gin.
646
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:46,348
When he popped his lid off,
647
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:47,432
then like/
648
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,351
"Yo, I'll beat you, guaranteed"
649
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,560
"One beat".
650
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:51,895
Done.
651
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,522
Next, whiskey
652
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:54,648
Like creating moonlight...
653
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,400
and kill bad guys.
654
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,402
These are great models.
655
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,611
Thank.
656
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,072
The hardest thing to do
What is a teacher?
657
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,740
I don't know
658
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:06,910
Ah, um...
659
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,997
The hardest thing to do
a teacher
660
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,164
is practicing careless handwriting.
661
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,749
Great.
662
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,626
- What about you?
- What's wrong?
663
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,586
- Who are you looking at?
- Are not.
664
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,047
My ex is gone.
Already gone.
665
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,132
What do you mean?
666
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:22,134
He died. Because of cancer.
667
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,427
Oh my God.
668
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,594
And Et (AIDS).
669
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,096
He died twice?
670
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,765
And he died in one
plane crash, so...
671
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:31,226
Whoo! So many things...
672
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,311
I know!
673
00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:34,896
Thank.
674
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,565
Thank you brother.
675
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,901
This.
676
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,821
We should take those two
to the wedding, right?
677
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,740
Mine is a 'sexy' high school teacher...
678
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,242
Mine is, fund fence.
679
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,785
- Just keep looking sexy.
- Okay.
680
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,328
Look sexy.
681
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:52,414
I like Alice.
682
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,958
She is smart, funny,
strange.
683
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,585
We invited those two to the wedding,
684
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,128
and we are not cowards.
685
00:22:58,295 --> 00:22:59,796
We are the winners!
686
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,300
They are here, they are coming.
687
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,260
Hey, this seems crazy,
688
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,971
But our sister is coming
getting married at HawAll...
689
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:09,931
and we wondered that
690
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:12,267
Do you guys want to go with us?
691
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:13,977
- Ah...
- Um...
692
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,188
Can you give us a few seconds to...
693
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:17,981
Of course.
694
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:21,109
Okay, pretend to whisper like...
695
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:22,360
We are not sure whether to go or not.
696
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,445
Oh, I see.
697
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,285
What are you doing?
698
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,953
I don't understand, why us
debate again.
699
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,205
I think we want to go.
700
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,581
Okay, damn it.
Let's go to HawAll!
701
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,167
- Delicious, that's right!
- HawAll!
702
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,005
♪ Yo, what you know
about goin' out? ♪
703
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,299
♪ Head west, red Lex
TV's All up in the headrest ♪
704
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,635
♪ Try and Iive it up,
ride true, a bigger truck ♪
705
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:49,221
♪ Peeps All glittered up
Stick up can, what do they go? ♪
706
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,181
♪ Jig wit it 'cuz ship crisp,
spIit it All ♪
707
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,433
♪ Ho's ride, get your nut
'tiII I can't get it up ♪
708
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,728
♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad boy ♪
709
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,146
♪ You make me feel so good ♪
710
00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,231
Aloha, welcome.
711
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,398
- Greet.
- Hello.
712
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,608
Welcome.
713
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,235
Let me sign you up, okay?
714
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:07,405
Oh my gosh, this place is so beautiful!
715
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,700
It will be even more beautiful.
716
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:13,078
Good girls don't show off
Ecstasy appears.
717
00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:14,538
In this pile there are multivitamins.
718
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,705
Are these things free?
719
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,249
I can smoke weed with this,
720
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:18,583
I can smoke weed with this...
721
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,920
Look at the teacher, getting apples for the day.
722
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:25,215
Look at that personality from behind.
723
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,300
How to say...
724
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,927
- Perfectly round.
- Mmm-hmm.
725
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,053
Look at Mike.
726
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,263
He looks like a version
in the house of mirrors
727
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:32,389
of a more handsome guy.
728
00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:34,683
But he's just him.
729
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,894
Dave, this weekend was delicious.
730
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,438
I won't touch this guy
all week.
731
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:41,815
He thinks it's because he brought me here,
732
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:42,899
then I will sleep with him?
733
00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:43,984
Let's see.
734
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,236
If this is Mike's dick,
I will...
735
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,113
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo...
736
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:49,739
I'll hang around but
never touch.
737
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,742
They have so many beautiful flowers here.
738
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,287
She gave that serious signal.
739
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,496
I like it, I'm hungry.
740
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,789
I'll butter the biscuits,
741
00:24:58,081 --> 00:24:59,749
I'll water your ankles...
742
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,293
I'll be like a sex chef.
743
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:03,420
Dr. Gray will see you shortly.
744
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:04,921
I'll touch Dave.
745
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:06,464
Every time he says something sweet...
746
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,258
I want to get ropes and chains
747
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:09,676
A whole bunch of them are in my warehouse,
748
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,761
and don't care about it
Where will it take us...
749
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:13,680
It seems wrong.
750
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,099
Ladies, here is the wedding schedule.
751
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,684
752
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,644
Today, they will meet
and say hello by the pool.
753
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,771
Then we have
a dolphin tour.
754
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,356
Friday is the rehearsal dinner.
755
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,524
Mmm-hmm.
756
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:26,693
That's where Dave and I will be
a speech.
757
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,820
No free time?
758
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,655
That's right, because I have to keep in touch
with office.
759
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:33,033
I have to call the shareholders
about my bond status.
760
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,117
It happens very often.
761
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,786
Mm... I think we're there.
762
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,290
Great. So which room is it?
Your room with Alice?
763
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:42,918
Huh.
764
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,338
I don't know. You and Alice
Will you share a room?
765
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,798
Or I think maybe you and I...
766
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,634
will be in the same room...
767
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:55,639
Sounds interesting,
768
00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,807
but I don't think that's a good idea.
769
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,143
Why not?
770
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:05,190
Because I don't believe in myself
when around you.
771
00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:07,150
I can trust you.
772
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,527
I trust you.
773
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,655
Let's trust each other.
774
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,866
It takes a lot of trust.
775
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:17,410
Sorry. I don't intend to do that.
776
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:19,663
I respect you very much, brother
Can't wait to be alone with you.
777
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,747
Well, we paid
778
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:21,998
All room charges
and furniture
779
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,583
up to $50 a day.
780
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:24,751
Oh my god, you don't have to do that.
781
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,003
I am a strict teacher.
782
00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,630
I'm Michelle Pfeiffer
783
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:31,007
in Dangerous minds
and you will be...
784
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,425
I will be Coolio.
785
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,511
Coolio was not in that movie.
786
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,723
He's in the song
and its spirit.
787
00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:41,643
I will call the council
parents and teachers,
788
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:44,521
reported that he was a bad student.
789
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:45,939
Please don't tell my mother.
790
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,524
Please don't tell my dad.
791
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,609
I thought wifi was included, too.
so...
792
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:50,860
- That's good. Um.
- Um.
793
00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:55,115
If I were to give you a grade,
I'll give you a C.
794
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,408
A hard and big C.
795
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,951
Why? You deserve an A.
796
00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,536
What are you talking about?
797
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:00,745
Nothing.
798
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:02,247
In short...
799
00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:04,791
I'll be sharing a room...
800
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,042
With Alice.
801
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,129
That room, with Alice.
802
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,630
Okay, okay.
No doubt about it.
803
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:16,219
Someone went overboard with the dish
The cookies are soft.
804
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:18,430
His cock is hard.
That's what I was going to say.
805
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:19,639
Wait for me 5 minutes.
806
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:22,267
Oh my God! Hey...
807
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,477
♪ Lift it, drop it, shake it ♪
808
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:27,230
♪ It's going down for real ♪
809
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,611
♪ It's going down for real ♪
810
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,573
Grandma, I want you to meet Alice.
811
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,116
She's super smart,
experts say that,
812
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:39,409
and she works on Wall Street.
813
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:40,827
But you are one
among good people.
814
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:42,412
I think she's good.
815
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,333
I am a teacher.
816
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:47,542
Everyone know what?
817
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,252
The key to teaching children
is repetition.
818
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:51,338
You will surprise them
How corny.
819
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,182
Jeanie!
820
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,519
- Hey.
Greet! Greet!
821
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,522
He is very proud to introduce
Our wedding guests...
822
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,316
Tatiana and Alice.
823
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:13,860
Hi!
824
00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:15,820
Oh bride. Gorgeous bride.
825
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:16,946
Aooo.. Hello.
826
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:20,784
This weekend is for you
be happy and not broken.
827
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:21,951
Oh, thank you.
828
00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:23,078
Yeah.
829
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,162
Look at my hands.
830
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,330
I have Michelle Obama's arm.
831
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,041
How can I give you these two guns?
Get on the plane, girl?
832
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:30,585
Eric...
833
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:32,379
He becomes 2 degrees hotter when standing next to him
this girl.
834
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,089
More than 10 points to go.
835
00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:35,173
One million too.
836
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,257
Too.
837
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:37,342
Wow, Jeanie, that outfit is so beautiful.
838
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,468
Thank.
839
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,053
You two are great
when we're together.
840
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,554
I like this. Huh?
841
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,598
Maybe you two will take control
These 2 guys a bit.
842
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,517
I think we can.
843
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,018
I just give him a leash.
844
00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:48,937
Probably didn't hurt him.
845
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,480
I like these girls.
846
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:51,731
They are very happy.
847
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,983
Not like your maid of honor.
848
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:55,276
She is coming date.
849
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,486
What's wrong with Miss Becky Soi Moi?
850
00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:57,695
She is coming.
851
00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,155
- Jeanie.
- Greet.
852
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:00,657
I'm in a state of crisis.
853
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:02,492
I ordered Prosecco
for nail beautification...
854
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:03,743
and all they have
it's champagne!
855
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:04,911
Isn't it similar?
856
00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:06,287
No, no. They don't.
857
00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:07,539
Are not?
858
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,833
Hello, Michael.
859
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,000
Hi, Dave.
860
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:15,004
See, I'm trying to make the dream come true
yours come true, okay?
861
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,214
- Correct.
- What?
862
00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,174
If this is bad news,
I will kill you.
863
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,300
Sorry.
Okay.
864
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:21,344
Purple. Better be purple.
865
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,721
Maybe you should go see them.
866
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:24,889
- Are you coming with me?
- YES.
867
00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:26,349
Thank you very much
for attending.
868
00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:29,436
Guys, take good care of her.
869
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,062
Mahalo.
*Thank you*
870
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,522
Goodbye, Jeanie.
871
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:33,690
Jeanie likes those two.
872
00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:35,024
♪ Jeanie likes the girl ♪
873
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:36,734
♪ TaIk about Jeanie
Jeanie likes the girl ♪
874
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,653
♪ Because it's All about
Jeanie likes the girl ♪
875
00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:39,737
♪ Oh, yeah,
Jeanie likes the girl ♪
876
00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:40,864
Come on!
877
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,407
♪ It's All about Jeanie
Likes the girIs ♪
878
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,575
♪ It's All about
Jeanie likes the girIs! ♪
879
00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:45,285
Mike. Where have those two gone?
880
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:46,578
- Oh, hello!
- I'm Alice.
881
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:47,954
I just want to hug you.
882
00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:49,456
It's nice to meet you guys.
883
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:50,874
Damn, you're distracting me.
884
00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:53,084
This dress is lucky for you to wear,
these buttons.
885
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:54,294
- My Mike?
- Yes.
886
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,628
- I can't... wow.
- He did.
887
00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:57,464
How wonderful.
888
00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,340
Mike, Tatiana just told me...
889
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:00,884
I was the one who saved her life.
890
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:02,302
Surely I did, Dad.
891
00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:05,263
You see when there are girls
How cool is being presentable next to you?
892
00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:06,598
I mean these two beautiful girls.
893
00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:07,807
Sure.
894
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,058
- That's right.
- So we brought it here...
895
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,393
Sorry.
896
00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:11,603
Sorry.
897
00:30:11,686 --> 00:30:12,645
See you later everyone.
Let's go, honey.
898
00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:13,813
Can everyone please pay attention?
899
00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:14,898
Can we come closer?
900
00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,357
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
901
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,234
We are conquering them.
We are conquering them.
902
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:19,569
My parents like those two kids.
903
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:20,737
Wow.
904
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,238
Mom and dad like those two kids.
905
00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:24,324
Hi, I'm Keith.
906
00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:26,910
I'm Eric's best man,
his cousin.
907
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:29,078
And is his best friend.
908
00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:30,747
Welcome
with a welcome meeting.
909
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:33,416
Yeah!
910
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:34,751
Let's give a round of applause...
911
00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:38,046
for Eric and his lovely bride, Jeanie.
912
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:39,797
Come on.
913
00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:41,090
Jeanie!
914
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:42,842
Hello everyone.
Sincerely thank you all
915
00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:44,761
to my new family,
Stangles house.
916
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,012
We love you, Eric!
917
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,096
Thank.
918
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,307
And I have to say, my own family,
919
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:51,976
In Portland, Oregon!
920
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:56,439
I'm really happy to finally
has made everyone my Ohana.
921
00:30:56,606 --> 00:30:57,941
Means "family".
922
00:30:58,107 --> 00:31:00,151
And as the HawAll people say...
923
00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:01,528
Kole maluna!
924
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:04,781
Simply put, it means "empty glass".
925
00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:07,617
But the translation is more specific, actually
its meaning is
926
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,245
"Put your butt in the air"...
927
00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:11,955
which doesn't really fit very well.
928
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,791
This is so cool.
929
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:18,670
Thank you all again,
was here.
930
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:22,507
We are very happy
to have friends
at our wedding.
931
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:26,803
Wedding. Wedding. Wedding.
932
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:29,013
Place the mic on the stand. The price.
933
00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:31,349
Alice.
934
00:31:31,432 --> 00:31:32,475
Where are you going?
935
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,560
Greet! What happened?
936
00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:34,602
I was frozen for a few seconds.
937
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:35,687
What's up? Are you okay?
938
00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:38,231
YES! We're at a wedding.
Wedding. Wedding.
939
00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:40,149
You just said "wedding" three times.
940
00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:41,317
I'm fine!
941
00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:43,152
Forget the past, and move on.
942
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:45,071
Go to the bar.
943
00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:46,447
Going to the bar?
944
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:48,408
Mmm. Mmm.
945
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,328
I don't think they're sips of wine...
946
00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:54,038
I mean we're drinking them
as if they were alcohol..
947
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:55,164
But I don't think they are...
948
00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:56,374
So drunk...
949
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:58,501
His face is so funny.
950
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:17,061
Oh. Mike huh.
951
00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:18,896
I'm talking to
My new friend, Tatiana.
952
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,189
Tatiana, this is my cousin, Mike.
953
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:22,525
She knows who I am.
She is my guest.
954
00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:25,445
Why is someone so attractive?
can go with you?
955
00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:26,779
You intend to flirt with my guest
all weekend long...
956
00:32:26,863 --> 00:32:27,947
like a bisexual guy?
957
00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:30,074
I don't think the loss comes
weekends, right?
958
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:31,784
So are you two relatives?
959
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,703
She is jealous of you
since he was a child.
960
00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:35,288
What could I be jealous of?
961
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:37,707
His clothes were like a pile of tinder
Jimmy's dust
962
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,126
You two always do this?
963
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:42,045
Okay, this is actually a set
very trendy.
964
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:43,338
No, you look like
wallpaper
965
00:32:43,421 --> 00:32:44,714
of John Silver's old bathroom.
966
00:32:44,881 --> 00:32:46,466
Okay, I'll go get my stuff
coffee now...
967
00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:50,261
while 2 people do whatever
what are you two doing?
968
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,348
Okay?
969
00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:54,432
Good idea.
970
00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:56,893
Look.
971
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,103
Her little pink buttocks swayed,
like saying...
972
00:32:59,187 --> 00:33:02,690
♪Terry, come and take me.
Terry, come and take me. ♪
973
00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:03,858
No, it says...
974
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,610
♪ Mike, scratch it. ♪
975
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:07,945
♪ Mike, scratch it. ♪
976
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:09,906
Whoa. What's up guys?
977
00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:11,324
Terry. The bride's cousin.
978
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:12,617
See you later, I'll make the cake
'sandwich' Terry gives.
979
00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:14,243
Don't touch her.
She has trachoma.
980
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:15,578
- Everyone gets it.
- Are not.
981
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:16,996
Not everyone gets it.
982
00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:18,915
Saw you and Dave practicing
983
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,083
speech together
at the rehearsal party.
984
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,167
Mmm-hmm.
985
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,753
I will make everyone ecstatic
with my speech.
986
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,755
Why do you think that you
so special?
987
00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,090
Do you know Chris Rock?
988
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,842
He is my neighbor. I practiced
my speech to him.
989
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,428
And he gave it to me
seven badass jokes.
990
00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:36,099
Smell the smoke, cousin.
991
00:33:36,766 --> 00:33:37,767
Terry is here.
992
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,645
Rock Chris? Dammit!
It sounds delicious.
993
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,361
Yas, yas, yas.
994
00:33:52,657 --> 00:33:54,283
Oh, my God.
You were right.
995
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,660
Cheese burger
it's amazing.
996
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:56,953
I know.
997
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,955
Being a good girl is difficult.
998
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:01,040
I know know. This sucks.
999
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:05,002
Your alcohol tolerance is at that level
is too tall for a good girl.
1000
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,587
He needed to get Luke out of his head.
1001
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:08,464
Yeah.
Must do.
1002
00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:11,050
And is there a better way?
to do that...
1003
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,970
Bird footage
Really delicious classic.
1004
00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:15,138
Tasty.
1005
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,305
Oh my God.
1006
00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:21,728
Tatiana. This is Mike.
1007
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,896
From the meet and greet until now.
Oh, from before that too.
1008
00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,523
Wait a minute.
1009
00:34:25,648 --> 00:34:26,649
Green bean.
1010
00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:30,027
Hey. Hey darling.
1011
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,320
I'm here.
1012
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:33,990
I hope I can come in
1013
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:36,826
And we can
watch a good movie...
1014
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:39,996
or do what you want.
1015
00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,289
Why are you whispering?
1016
00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,541
Because, that's what
we have done it before.
1017
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:44,751
They have Cu Exorcist.
1018
00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:46,878
Is it like The Exorcist?
1019
00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:48,921
Why do you want to erase your dick?
1020
00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,882
- What is that?
- He said it was a dream.
1021
00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:53,885
He says things
craziest in sleep.
1022
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:54,969
Looks like his dick is up,
1023
00:34:55,052 --> 00:34:56,137
it was so hard and sinewy.
1024
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,221
Tatiana! Something hard?
1025
00:34:57,388 --> 00:34:58,514
Julio. My students.
1026
00:34:58,681 --> 00:35:00,224
I'm teaching him via Skype.
1027
00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:02,518
And the boy is having a time
really difficult at school.
1028
00:35:02,685 --> 00:35:04,103
If you don't come in here,
I'll start masturbating!
1029
00:35:04,187 --> 00:35:05,688
Oh, nonsense. I'm coming in here.
1030
00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:07,440
It sounds like you two are watching a movie
porn or...
1031
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:08,483
- No.
- Tatiana!
1032
00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:09,567
Does it smell like grass in here?
1033
00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:11,527
Do you guys smoke weed?
Are not. Just smells like skunk.
1034
00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:12,987
I have to go,
because a bunch of kids...
1035
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:14,197
waiting for you...
1036
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:16,073
otherwise they can
Can't get to 2nd grade.
1037
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:19,285
Well, I'm grading myself,
and I...
1038
00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:21,913
I got an A .
1039
00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:22,997
Thank you very much.
1040
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,415
Mmm.
1041
00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:57,490
And then they win!
1042
00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:58,658
Skill. Excellent skills.
1043
00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:00,243
Congratulations Tatiana and Alice.
1044
00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:01,536
We are very excited
because you two are here.
1045
00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:03,955
Yes. Congratulations.
1046
00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:06,249
Everyone, Alice and I see
something really interesting.
1047
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,084
Jurassic Park on an off-road vehicle!
1048
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:11,337
People will ride ATVs in places
which they filmed Jurassic Park.
1049
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:15,758
Actually, we're going swimming
with dolphins.
1050
00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:18,094
It's on the schedule, so...
1051
00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:20,179
But hey, Jura Park!
1052
00:36:20,263 --> 00:36:21,681
I love this movie!
1053
00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:24,350
Oh, my God, off-road vehicles.
This must be really high.
1054
00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:25,768
"Welcome to..."
1055
00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:28,646
"...Jurassic Park."
1056
00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:29,856
"That's a big pile of shit"
1057
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,315
"Oh, no need to be afraid,
little guy".
1058
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:39,782
What's going on?
1059
00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:42,451
Oh Oh!
1060
00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:45,663
I wish we
can do that, but...
1061
00:36:45,830 --> 00:36:47,665
we have an appointment
with dolphins...
1062
00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:49,166
at the bottom of the ocean, so...
1063
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,794
I don't think we should
What does Jeanie want?
1064
00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:53,462
I mean, this is after all
her wedding.
1065
00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:54,839
Right, Mike?
1066
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,078
I'm so happy,
we are already here.
1067
00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:28,664
This is where the dinosaurs are
Run on the prairie!
1068
00:37:28,831 --> 00:37:29,832
I know, girl!
1069
00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:32,168
Let's see!
I am a thunder lizard.
1070
00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:34,378
I am a T-Rex.
I will come and arrest you.
1071
00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:38,382
Everyone, stay on the saddle
okay? Don't chase each other!
1072
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:45,556
"They're running this way"
1073
00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,476
This is a T-Rex!
1074
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,519
"Find a way to survive"
1075
00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:01,864
Jeanie! Eric!
1076
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,407
Hey!
1077
00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:06,452
Hi! Sorry, I lost Eric.
1078
00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:09,705
I'm not lost. Driving only
at a reasonable speed.
1079
00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:11,207
There. We will get there.
1080
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:13,209
Okay, we should take a detour.
1081
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,710
This cliff looks
extremely dangerous.
1082
00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:17,046
That's right, Mike.
It looks very dangerous.
1083
00:38:17,588 --> 00:38:20,216
One good thing is my middle name
is "dangerous!"
1084
00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:21,384
Yeah, that's right!
1085
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,386
Whoo!
Whoa!
1086
00:38:27,765 --> 00:38:29,225
Oh my God!
What is that?
1087
00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:33,521
Oh, my God,
she is superwoman!
1088
00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:39,568
Oh, my God!
1089
00:38:39,652 --> 00:38:40,903
Tasty!
1090
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,741
Oh!
1091
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:47,910
I still think we are
should go around.
1092
00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:50,287
She can really breathe, man!
1093
00:38:50,413 --> 00:38:51,622
You call that breathing air?
1094
00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:53,165
Look at this shit.
1095
00:38:53,249 --> 00:38:54,417
Whoo!
1096
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,335
Ignore me, fuck me!
1097
00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:57,420
Whoo!
1098
00:39:00,256 --> 00:39:01,215
Whoo!
1099
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:02,341
Oh, not again.
1100
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:04,343
Yeah, baby!
1101
00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,595
It's simple. Not twisted.
1102
00:39:12,435 --> 00:39:13,477
Oh, my God. Look what she's doing!
1103
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:14,603
Looking here!
1104
00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,772
It's so disgusting it's crazy.
1105
00:39:20,568 --> 00:39:21,569
Oh!
1106
00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:23,446
Who are these girls?
1107
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:26,532
Whoo!
1108
00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:28,367
Um...
1109
00:39:28,451 --> 00:39:31,037
Where did you guys learn that?
1110
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:32,955
We live in Baja.
Oh.
1111
00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,707
A lot of roads have been plowed
there.
1112
00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:36,208
Made with lots of friends.
1113
00:39:36,876 --> 00:39:38,377
Even do it to the enemy.
1114
00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:39,712
God, I miss Baja.
1115
00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:44,717
It's your turn, Mike!
Don't be corny!
1116
00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:46,510
I won't do that.
1117
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:48,637
Calling me by your name won't help.
so...
1118
00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:50,097
Mike, I really like it
1119
00:39:50,181 --> 00:39:51,557
if you do that.
1120
00:39:51,724 --> 00:39:53,476
I prefer you not to do it.
1121
00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,644
Don't worry, don't go, rest assured.
1122
00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:56,812
I won't do that.
1123
00:39:56,979 --> 00:39:58,147
We won't
ever do that.
1124
00:39:58,314 --> 00:40:00,066
No way.
1125
00:40:00,149 --> 00:40:01,150
Come on! Do it.
1126
00:40:01,317 --> 00:40:02,568
He won't do that.
Do it!
1127
00:40:02,735 --> 00:40:04,195
Don't do it.
1128
00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,988
No, definitely
don't do that.
1129
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:08,115
That's a bad idea.
It's a stupid, stupid idea.
1130
00:40:08,199 --> 00:40:09,200
And it is dangerous,
and it's so silly..
1131
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:10,326
That's right.
1132
00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:12,078
I will do it!
1133
00:40:13,746 --> 00:40:14,747
Mike!
1134
00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:17,917
Oh, shit!
Oh.
1135
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:19,585
Oh!
1136
00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:20,878
I will never die!
1137
00:40:24,048 --> 00:40:25,758
Oh, shit.
He goes so fast.
1138
00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:27,510
Oh no. Keep it straight!
1139
00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:32,473
Oh, he's swaying.
1140
00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:37,061
Whoo, okay...
1141
00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:43,567
Oh, no, God!
1142
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:44,735
Jeanie, get out of the way!
1143
00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:49,073
Are not!
1144
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,282
Are not!
1145
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,034
Are not!
1146
00:40:52,201 --> 00:40:53,452
Are not!
1147
00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:17,226
It will be fine!
1148
00:41:17,685 --> 00:41:19,728
Her face makes me
thought it would be very bad.
1149
00:41:19,812 --> 00:41:21,689
I'm sure it doesn't
as bad as you think.
1150
00:41:21,772 --> 00:41:22,815
- Do you understand?
- Are not. Yeah.
1151
00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:24,024
Just show us,
What are you doing with?
1152
00:41:24,150 --> 00:41:25,151
then it will be fine.
1153
00:41:25,234 --> 00:41:26,235
Alright.
Okay?
1154
00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:27,903
Is it okay?
1155
00:41:27,987 --> 00:41:29,530
Oh, my God!
Oh! My God! OOO!
1156
00:41:29,864 --> 00:41:32,283
Wow! You don't look good?
1157
00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:35,953
- My face!
- Shut up, Mike!
1158
00:41:36,078 --> 00:41:37,913
Shut up, Becky! She saw
baby's face?
1159
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,915
Oh, my God! What?
1160
00:41:40,082 --> 00:41:41,125
Like you're smoking,
1161
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,334
and the tub exploded.
1162
00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:44,920
You look like
The victim was burned.
1163
00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:46,589
Stop it.
1164
00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:47,923
And you're black Ken.
1165
00:41:48,007 --> 00:41:49,925
- Stop!
- Okay.
1166
00:41:50,092 --> 00:41:52,178
It's like a smoky eye
and magnified.
1167
00:41:52,261 --> 00:41:54,263
Tell the truth, Dave.
Is it bad?
1168
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:57,183
Over here, there's a bit...
1169
00:41:57,266 --> 00:41:58,267
there is a slight discoloration there.
1170
00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,393
Slight discoloration.
1171
00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:00,603
Which side is it on?
1172
00:42:00,853 --> 00:42:02,396
I can dance all night,
1173
00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:03,606
Just keep one hand on your face.
1174
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:04,773
- Oh, that's so clever.
- Okay.
1175
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:05,941
Looks new.
1176
00:42:06,108 --> 00:42:07,943
♪ Do like Jeanie.
Do like Jeanie. ♪
1177
00:42:08,152 --> 00:42:09,778
Like this?
1178
00:42:10,029 --> 00:42:11,822
Come on, everyone!
Do it for Jeanie. Do it.
1179
00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:13,407
- I'm doing Jeanie.
- Be Jeanie, all of it.
1180
00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:14,533
That's the jump... one-two.
1181
00:42:14,658 --> 00:42:16,452
Okay, That's enough.
1182
00:42:16,744 --> 00:42:18,329
Enough dancing!
You and me...
1183
00:42:18,454 --> 00:42:19,830
Get out, now!
1184
00:42:19,997 --> 00:42:21,207
Honey, calm down.
1185
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,501
- Honey, calm down.
- I'm sorry.
1186
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:27,004
Do you understand our little daughter?
deformed...
1187
00:42:27,171 --> 00:42:29,298
the day before his damn wedding?
1188
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,717
Thank God, she looks like that seal!
1189
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,594
Oh! Why, Dad?
1190
00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:34,678
Wow!
1191
00:42:35,804 --> 00:42:37,139
Do you think dad
will spank our asses?
1192
00:42:37,306 --> 00:42:38,307
What?
1193
00:42:39,058 --> 00:42:40,059
Never mind.
1194
00:42:40,142 --> 00:42:42,102
I didn't see dad
been angry like this for a long time.
1195
00:42:42,186 --> 00:42:43,229
Oop.
1196
00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:45,147
Yeah. That's another door.
1197
00:42:46,065 --> 00:42:47,149
They close in the middle.
1198
00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:48,817
They close in the middle.
Damned!
1199
00:42:51,028 --> 00:42:53,405
Dad, listen.
I know what dad will say.
1200
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,783
- Dad is right.
- We will sue the company
off-road vehicle.
1201
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:57,076
- Right?
- I got it.
1202
00:42:57,201 --> 00:42:58,202
Not what I would say.
1203
00:42:58,327 --> 00:42:59,578
Let's do something like Erin Brockovich.
1204
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,330
Mike, stop!
1205
00:43:01,497 --> 00:43:03,707
You must take responsibility.
This is my fault.
1206
00:43:03,791 --> 00:43:04,792
It's not.
1207
00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:07,336
If anything,
It's the girls' fault.
1208
00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:08,921
They're crazy.
1209
00:43:09,088 --> 00:43:11,465
Neither do the girls
must be the problem!
1210
00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:12,925
You are the problem.
1211
00:43:13,092 --> 00:43:15,219
What the hell were you thinking?
is happening?
1212
00:43:15,386 --> 00:43:17,096
What the hell do you think happened?
1213
00:43:17,263 --> 00:43:18,264
We've got a plan.
1214
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:20,849
The plan is to swim with dolphins...
1215
00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:22,685
And then eat the banana...
1216
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:24,603
Dad, I don't mean to get involved
this...
1217
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:25,771
But indirectly...
1218
00:43:25,938 --> 00:43:27,273
We didn't go
those off-road vehicles
1219
00:43:27,356 --> 00:43:28,607
if the girls
did not force us.
1220
00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:31,193
And first of all, who forced us?
Must invite people to the wedding?
1221
00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:33,445
Don't point fingers.
YES.
1222
00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:35,739
Good. What will you take back?
Dad said before.
1223
00:43:35,906 --> 00:43:38,033
Dad put his two children together.
1224
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,036
Okay, two children are one group!
1225
00:43:41,704 --> 00:43:43,580
What's the matter with you two?
1226
00:43:44,707 --> 00:43:46,083
What the hell is wrong with you two?
1227
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,044
Dad.
1228
00:43:51,714 --> 00:43:53,090
Fuck you.
1229
00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:57,720
You guys stay away from me.
1230
00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:00,264
Avoid it! For adult swimming.
1231
00:44:00,431 --> 00:44:01,849
Everything is like pussy.
1232
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:03,726
Everything is like a pussy, right?
Poor Jeanie.
1233
00:44:04,018 --> 00:44:05,853
Jeanie's special weekend,
and I ruined it.
1234
00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:09,523
Hey, hey, hey, Alice?
It's not your fault, okay?
1235
00:44:09,773 --> 00:44:10,983
I ruined two weddings.
1236
00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:12,609
It's like,
"Stupid Alice!"
1237
00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:15,070
Look, too bad Jeanie's face
chopped up.
1238
00:44:15,362 --> 00:44:16,947
But this is our vacation.
1239
00:44:17,031 --> 00:44:18,824
Remember? We
duty to be happy...
1240
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:19,992
And adventure.
1241
00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:21,201
Come here with me.
1242
00:44:21,368 --> 00:44:22,703
I will find her.
I will help her.
1243
00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:25,372
No, no! Don't you listen to me?
Don't leave me alone.
1244
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:28,542
Ah!
1245
00:44:32,046 --> 00:44:33,297
Oh.
1246
00:44:33,547 --> 00:44:34,590
Hmm?
1247
00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:37,051
Thanks again for having me
Join your spa day, ladies.
1248
00:44:37,134 --> 00:44:38,552
It's not like she asked
or whatever,
1249
00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:40,888
but she was here. Yay.
1250
00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:43,432
What did everyone do with the party?
single breakup?
1251
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:45,559
Is it crazy?
Would you guys do that...
1252
00:44:45,642 --> 00:44:46,685
Go to Vegas.
1253
00:44:46,769 --> 00:44:48,437
And dressed like a prostitute...
1254
00:44:48,771 --> 00:44:50,481
And go out, there's a contest...
1255
00:44:50,564 --> 00:44:52,775
Let's see who can get it
the most money from John...
1256
00:44:53,025 --> 00:44:54,860
But then you told him,
"I'm an undercover cop"...
1257
00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:56,362
And they, like,
Please don't tell me
1258
00:44:56,445 --> 00:44:57,946
their wives and children...
1259
00:44:58,113 --> 00:44:59,239
And they peed their pants...
1260
00:44:59,323 --> 00:45:00,783
and you filmed the whole thing.
1261
00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:02,409
And then you post it to YouTube
1262
00:45:02,493 --> 00:45:03,994
There is music included in it.
1263
00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:05,162
Have you guys done that yet?
1264
00:45:05,829 --> 00:45:06,914
Are not.
No
1265
00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:11,752
I wasn't really done so...
1266
00:45:11,919 --> 00:45:13,545
Why? Every bride needs
a bachelor farewell party...
1267
00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:15,881
I'm sorry I didn't make it in time, Jeanie.
1268
00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:17,466
I know. No problem.
1269
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:18,592
You know I can't
get time to rest..
1270
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:19,718
And it could be harmful to you if
1271
00:45:19,802 --> 00:45:21,053
go out there without me.
1272
00:45:21,136 --> 00:45:22,304
There's something tense
about this?
1273
00:45:22,388 --> 00:45:23,597
I just thought, “let's
cancel the entire trip,"
1274
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,015
If it makes sense.
1275
00:45:25,099 --> 00:45:27,059
Jeanie, can everyone please calm down?
I'm on the phone with Tokyo.
1276
00:45:27,142 --> 00:45:28,227
I brought something
annoying right?
1277
00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,646
In addition, I have body ulcers
because it's very stressful.
1278
00:45:32,606 --> 00:45:33,649
Because, it feels like I did.
1279
00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:35,234
Additionally, there seem to be Mexican bedbugs.
1280
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,114
I need everyone to stop.
1281
00:45:41,156 --> 00:45:43,492
Oh, your damn mouth,
shut up!
1282
00:45:44,034 --> 00:45:45,035
Shut it up!
1283
00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:49,206
I just want to relax!
Is that too much?
1284
00:45:49,623 --> 00:45:52,209
Please! I just want to relax.
1285
00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:56,171
How do you feel, Jeanie?
1286
00:45:56,338 --> 00:45:57,798
A little stressful.
1287
00:45:57,965 --> 00:45:59,383
I will give it to you
One minute to undress.
1288
00:45:59,508 --> 00:46:00,801
Yes, okay.
1289
00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:03,011
Face down on the table.
1290
00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:06,890
Hello, in there is
my best friend...
1291
00:46:06,974 --> 00:46:07,933
And she's getting married tomorrow,
1292
00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,143
She was a little nervous.
1293
00:46:09,435 --> 00:46:11,770
And I wondered
If I could, um...
1294
00:46:11,854 --> 00:46:14,565
Help her relax a bit?
1295
00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:15,774
Do you understand?
1296
00:46:15,858 --> 00:46:20,863
Give her the experience
"Five-fingered HawAll"?
1297
00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:23,824
The massages wink-wink,
nudge-nudge, do you understand?
1298
00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:27,411
I really can't blink,
but wink-wink, nudge-nudge?
1299
00:46:27,703 --> 00:46:29,455
- Are you okay?
- YES.
1300
00:46:29,538 --> 00:46:31,206
Looks like she's exercising.
1301
00:46:31,373 --> 00:46:33,959
No, no. It was a wink...
It's wink-wink...
1302
00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:37,421
I feel like I understand
What are you going to say?
1303
00:46:37,671 --> 00:46:38,797
Great.
1304
00:46:38,881 --> 00:46:39,882
I figured it out.
1305
00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,467
She's not really
communication is very correct.
1306
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:42,551
Okay, that's fine.
1307
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:46,472
So, what kind of massage do you want?
special "happiness"?
1308
00:46:46,597 --> 00:46:47,598
Yeah.
1309
00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:48,724
Yeah.
1310
00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:50,225
Um...
1311
00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:52,227
- How happy are you?
- Oh, don't worry.
1312
00:46:52,394 --> 00:46:53,937
Just physically, I won't let you in.
1313
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:55,022
Tasty.
1314
00:46:55,105 --> 00:46:58,108
Mentally, I'll take a trip
intimate travel with her baby.
1315
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,444
You will do well in it.
That's all I said.
1316
00:47:01,612 --> 00:47:02,738
What's the temperature, jenny?
1317
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,407
Very good. Comfortable.
1318
00:47:05,574 --> 00:47:08,911
Good. Lighten it up a bit.
1319
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:10,746
So you're getting married?
1320
00:47:11,038 --> 00:47:12,581
Um, I'm about to.
1321
00:47:12,748 --> 00:47:15,626
I know it could be
a stressful time.
1322
00:47:15,709 --> 00:47:17,169
Do you know what?
1323
00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:19,588
"It's this person,
me or my family?
1324
00:47:19,755 --> 00:47:22,216
Yeah. I just got hurt in the face...
1325
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,384
and I'm a little stressed
with it.
1326
00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:26,094
Is it okay to apply oil?
1327
00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:27,554
Yes, definitely.
1328
00:47:30,557 --> 00:47:31,808
You know, in my country...
1329
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:35,145
They call it oil
"the beautiful lubricant of the gods"
1330
00:47:36,146 --> 00:47:38,315
Sounds better
in my language.
1331
00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:41,610
Lubricant Khuda ka khubsurat.
1332
00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:43,487
Oh, how lovely.
1333
00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:44,571
'Kay.
1334
00:47:44,655 --> 00:47:46,031
Some basic principles.
1335
00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:48,700
One, no emotions.
1336
00:47:48,784 --> 00:47:49,785
Alright.
1337
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:50,869
Two, breathe.
1338
00:47:50,953 --> 00:47:52,371
Ahh...
1339
00:47:52,454 --> 00:47:54,289
Three, there is no penetration,
1340
00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:55,624
Just vibrate.
1341
00:47:57,918 --> 00:48:00,295
What's going on?
1342
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:02,881
I call this
"curved penguin."
1343
00:48:03,048 --> 00:48:05,509
This is
"bacon and eggs."
1344
00:48:05,676 --> 00:48:08,595
This is called
"when the moon collides."
1345
00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:11,265
"Angry Hummingbird."
"Angry Hummingbird."
1346
00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,809
This is called
"House near the airport."
1347
00:48:13,976 --> 00:48:16,186
Just checked.
Everything is good?
1348
00:48:16,353 --> 00:48:17,437
Hope you enjoy it.
1349
00:48:17,521 --> 00:48:19,022
For me, it just is
Just another 6th.
1350
00:48:26,154 --> 00:48:27,990
"Happy doll."
1351
00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:33,161
This is called "rest".
I'm exhausted.
1352
00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:36,039
Rest a bit.
That's good.
1353
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:39,084
It's on again.
1354
00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:42,504
You still touch me?
1355
00:48:42,713 --> 00:48:45,173
No, but my breath is.
1356
00:48:45,507 --> 00:48:48,010
That's right.
1357
00:48:48,093 --> 00:48:50,512
Baby Jesus!
1358
00:49:09,615 --> 00:49:10,741
How's it going?
1359
00:49:11,283 --> 00:49:13,744
Damn it, I thought
I'm alone here.
1360
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:16,872
Oh, yeah. Not.
I think we are alone.
1361
00:49:17,456 --> 00:49:19,791
How's Mike?
Still really jealous of me?
1362
00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:24,212
It's like that, yeah, it's okay,
Do I own a Tesla? Right.
1363
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:27,007
I made a bunch of money,
Kind of better than Mike?
1364
00:49:27,174 --> 00:49:28,467
Have. But it is like that,
Who cares?
1365
00:49:28,634 --> 00:49:30,719
I did get backstage tickets
by Rihanna?
1366
00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:33,513
I have a glass workshop
in my basement?
1367
00:49:33,597 --> 00:49:35,599
Wait, Rihanna's backstage tickets?
1368
00:49:35,766 --> 00:49:37,684
Yes, she likes me around. You know.
1369
00:49:37,851 --> 00:49:39,603
Riri is Alice's idol.
1370
00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:40,771
Oh, RiRi, is that so?
1371
00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:41,897
Correct.
It's funny.
1372
00:49:42,064 --> 00:49:43,190
She would be alarmed if I got it
1373
00:49:43,273 --> 00:49:44,524
Rihanna backstage ticket.
1374
00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:46,234
Well, you can have her ticket.
1375
00:49:46,318 --> 00:49:47,819
From me. I'm here.
1376
00:49:47,986 --> 00:49:49,363
Are you serious?
1377
00:49:49,529 --> 00:49:51,406
Oh, my God, the sauna
helps to expand
1378
00:49:51,490 --> 00:49:52,824
pores, you know?
1379
00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:55,535
They make things expand.
1380
00:49:58,664 --> 00:50:02,876
RiRi's behind the scenes is very interesting.
Sometimes she DJs.
1381
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:04,461
You know, just rubbing plates.
1382
00:50:04,544 --> 00:50:05,629
Like...
1383
00:50:10,092 --> 00:50:11,760
Damn it, man. It...
1384
00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:15,222
She was saying she wanted me to let her inside
there to get tickets?
1385
00:50:15,305 --> 00:50:18,058
No, no, no, no. Are not
1386
00:50:18,892 --> 00:50:20,560
Have.
1387
00:50:24,231 --> 00:50:25,565
Tatiana?
1388
00:50:26,483 --> 00:50:27,734
Tatiana? Whoa.
1389
00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:31,613
Sorry about that.
Looking for my friend.
1390
00:50:32,155 --> 00:50:33,156
Tatiana?
1391
00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:34,408
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
1392
00:50:38,578 --> 00:50:39,621
Please get out, sir.
1393
00:50:39,788 --> 00:50:40,997
What are you doing to my sister?
1394
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,207
Mike, I'm out here.
1395
00:50:42,499 --> 00:50:43,709
Are not!
1396
00:50:54,219 --> 00:50:55,387
Go out!
1397
00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:02,853
Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right.
Oh, that's right.
1398
00:51:03,019 --> 00:51:04,855
We're, like, almost...
1399
00:51:05,522 --> 00:51:07,607
In the cycle of the washing machine.
Let's continue.
1400
00:51:09,401 --> 00:51:10,694
The margin... Tatiana!
1401
00:51:10,861 --> 00:51:12,070
Terry!
1402
00:51:12,237 --> 00:51:13,572
Terry!
1403
00:51:13,739 --> 00:51:14,823
Tatiana!
1404
00:51:14,948 --> 00:51:15,991
Shut up, Mike.
1405
00:51:18,535 --> 00:51:19,536
Whoa!
1406
00:51:19,619 --> 00:51:20,787
I will beat you to death.
1407
00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:25,333
He is losing this battle.
1408
00:51:27,669 --> 00:51:29,504
Oh, my goodness!
I can see her nipples!
1409
00:51:29,588 --> 00:51:30,589
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1410
00:51:33,675 --> 00:51:34,760
Get off your ass
Get out of my face!
1411
00:51:39,848 --> 00:51:43,059
Yes, thank you very much.
1412
00:51:43,602 --> 00:51:45,145
Um.. I'm sure
need this.
1413
00:51:45,312 --> 00:51:48,106
I know. Bring this gift
for her marriage.
1414
00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:51,193
All she needs is
chest tightened.
1415
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,360
Alright.
1416
00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:53,945
And strengthen the top.
1417
00:51:54,029 --> 00:51:54,988
Oh.
1418
00:51:55,071 --> 00:51:56,364
I must warn you...
1419
00:51:56,490 --> 00:52:00,535
She may go through some
aftershocks of orgasm.
1420
00:52:00,786 --> 00:52:01,995
Oh.
1421
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,830
So I won't be active
any heavy machinery
1422
00:52:03,914 --> 00:52:05,332
in a few weeks.
1423
00:52:05,499 --> 00:52:08,084
That's not a penis innuendo.
I mean...
1424
00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:10,378
Tractors, cranes, large boats.
1425
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,714
Alright.
1426
00:52:12,881 --> 00:52:14,549
Nice to know.
1427
00:52:14,716 --> 00:52:15,801
Oh, and get humidified.
1428
00:52:15,926 --> 00:52:17,052
Alright.
1429
00:52:17,219 --> 00:52:21,264
I cannot stress this enough.
The consequences could be...
1430
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:23,975
there is a risk of cancer.
1431
00:52:25,519 --> 00:52:26,812
She has a very good friend.
1432
00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:34,653
Wait, she did that?
1433
00:52:35,028 --> 00:52:37,906
Yeah, I feel really bad about
the thing on her face...
1434
00:52:37,989 --> 00:52:39,407
And I want to make it better.
1435
00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:41,368
Aw! Thank.
1436
00:52:41,701 --> 00:52:43,245
Hey, who needs a bachelor party
1437
00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:44,538
when they have you around?
1438
00:52:45,914 --> 00:52:47,791
- He rubbed my butt.
- YES?
1439
00:52:47,874 --> 00:52:49,626
But with my butt.
1440
00:52:49,793 --> 00:52:52,420
It's like...
he is riding a horse.
1441
00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:55,298
I don't know what you did
with Jeanie in the spa...
1442
00:52:55,382 --> 00:52:56,967
But she's inside
be in a great mood.
1443
00:52:57,050 --> 00:52:59,553
Yeah, no problem.
She just needs to relax.
1444
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,055
Well, I've got an idea
for his graphic novel.
1445
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:04,474
I think you can do it
a strange character,
1446
00:53:04,558 --> 00:53:06,059
As a Rastafarian,
and he was like...
1447
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:08,520
"I am rum rum,
please go to tum too,"
1448
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:09,938
"and get into the jar together"
1449
00:53:11,147 --> 00:53:12,691
"You can run, but don't use tools"
1450
00:53:12,858 --> 00:53:15,360
Yes, it's wonderful
It's so wonderful.
1451
00:53:15,527 --> 00:53:17,821
No, that's a good idea.
Why didn't you think about it>
1452
00:53:19,865 --> 00:53:21,157
I thought when I came back,
1453
00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:23,910
I won't sell alcohol with Mike
1454
00:53:24,077 --> 00:53:25,537
And started drawing full time.
1455
00:53:25,704 --> 00:53:27,163
- Really?
- YES.
1456
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:28,832
It's surprising.
1457
00:53:28,999 --> 00:53:30,083
I know very few people
1458
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:31,209
know what they really want to do?
1459
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:32,377
But then he thought about
1460
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:33,545
What will Mike think about all this...
1461
00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:35,589
And he'll hate that idea.
1462
00:53:35,755 --> 00:53:37,465
He is very shy.
1463
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:38,967
When we were kids
1464
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:40,427
If you fall asleep before Mike...
1465
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,596
He will always wake you up
he doesn't feel lonely.
1466
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:44,598
- That's really sweet.
- Yeah.
1467
00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:46,391
I don't know. I just...
1468
00:53:50,186 --> 00:53:51,563
Have you ever felt that...
1469
00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:55,233
I'm not good enough to have it
what do you really want?
1470
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,193
So I'm too scared to try?
1471
00:53:58,945 --> 00:54:00,238
Always.
1472
00:54:00,947 --> 00:54:01,948
Really?
1473
00:54:02,032 --> 00:54:03,700
Yes, always.
It's so scary.
1474
00:54:03,867 --> 00:54:05,744
- Yes, it's scary.
- YES.
1475
00:54:05,911 --> 00:54:06,912
Like I'm stuck.
1476
00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:08,705
- Completely.
- YES.
1477
00:54:08,872 --> 00:54:10,373
Thank. That's good to say
with me about this.
1478
00:54:23,762 --> 00:54:25,180
Hey, where are you going?
1479
00:54:25,263 --> 00:54:26,598
There were a dozen people in the ballroom
1480
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:27,641
Do you need an MC?
1481
00:54:27,724 --> 00:54:29,184
Don't act like a romantic movie.
1482
00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,019
Yes, I absolutely do
overreaction.
1483
00:54:31,186 --> 00:54:32,479
When you invite someone to your wedding...
1484
00:54:32,646 --> 00:54:33,688
They can
1485
00:54:33,772 --> 00:54:34,898
manual sex with members
in your family.
1486
00:54:34,981 --> 00:54:35,982
It's common courtesy!
1487
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:38,401
Okay, okay.
I am a grown woman.
1488
00:54:38,610 --> 00:54:40,654
I can use my hands to have sex with you
anyone you want.
1489
00:54:40,779 --> 00:54:41,988
Just because you said "anyone"
1490
00:54:42,072 --> 00:54:43,281
then it is not possible.
1491
00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:44,658
It's not a big deal.
1492
00:54:44,741 --> 00:54:46,910
It's like texting someone.
1493
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,079
Oh. It's like Tinder.
1494
00:54:49,245 --> 00:54:51,790
Swipe right, swipe right,
swipe left.
1495
00:54:51,873 --> 00:54:53,708
Go left, go right.
1496
00:54:53,792 --> 00:54:55,585
Easy to describe. That's...
1497
00:54:55,669 --> 00:54:57,003
Rotate your image.
1498
00:54:57,087 --> 00:54:58,797
Zoom it in, zoom it out.
1499
00:54:58,964 --> 00:55:00,298
Did you intentionally hurt me?
1500
00:55:00,382 --> 00:55:01,508
What are you doing?
1501
00:55:01,675 --> 00:55:02,717
What? Are not!
1502
00:55:02,801 --> 00:55:04,177
I was just trying to get RiRi's tickets...
1503
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:06,221
To be your best friend
feel better, okay?
1504
00:55:06,388 --> 00:55:07,889
We're on vacation.
1505
00:55:09,933 --> 00:55:10,934
No...
1506
00:55:11,101 --> 00:55:13,186
I was invited to the wedding
of your sister.
1507
00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:14,813
I have an obligation to smile, nod...
1508
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:16,189
and do what you want me to do.
1509
00:55:16,356 --> 00:55:17,357
That's the deal.
1510
00:55:17,983 --> 00:55:19,776
I think we are
there was a connection.
1511
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,361
Like a spark.
1512
00:55:21,528 --> 00:55:22,946
You think you brought me here.
1513
00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:24,447
So you can
Puzzle with me.
1514
00:55:24,781 --> 00:55:27,242
Right. Are not! What?
Yes, yes.
1515
00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:28,326
Really?
1516
00:55:30,286 --> 00:55:31,997
Yes, clearly.
1517
00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:34,207
You're so 'hot', attractive...
1518
00:55:34,374 --> 00:55:36,126
It's not strange if you want to
Do a puzzle with me...
1519
00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:38,253
Because you're so attractive...
1520
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,505
And you seduced me,
and we're at HawAll...
1521
00:55:40,672 --> 00:55:42,549
a sexy place, and people
Puzzle here.
1522
00:55:42,716 --> 00:55:45,010
God, he imagined himself
Just those things in my head.
1523
00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:47,053
Alice and I just
saw you on TV...
1524
00:55:47,262 --> 00:55:49,014
- Want to go to HawAll.
- Wait.
1525
00:55:50,056 --> 00:55:51,057
Fuck.
1526
00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:52,225
You saw me on TV?
1527
00:55:52,392 --> 00:55:54,394
No, I didn't even watch it
Wendy Williams.
1528
00:55:59,649 --> 00:56:00,650
What?
1529
00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:03,445
- What?
- Shh!
1530
00:56:03,528 --> 00:56:04,821
I think you dug me.
1531
00:56:04,988 --> 00:56:06,281
Are you a teacher?
1532
00:56:09,284 --> 00:56:10,285
Are not.
1533
00:56:10,452 --> 00:56:11,453
As for little Julio...
1534
00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:13,747
The boy has dyslexia
that you taught?
1535
00:56:13,913 --> 00:56:16,291
Just make up a story. All.
1536
00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:17,459
Even though I've had sex with you before
1537
00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:18,710
a guy named Julio once...
1538
00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:20,378
And I'm pretty sure he can't read.
1539
00:56:21,337 --> 00:56:22,589
And I thought you were Michelle Pfeiffer
1540
00:56:22,672 --> 00:56:23,840
in the movie Dangerous minds.
1541
00:56:24,007 --> 00:56:26,176
Turns out, I'm Michelle Pfeiffer
in Scarface.
1542
00:56:26,885 --> 00:56:28,303
And you don't even
1543
00:56:28,470 --> 00:56:31,806
Say hello to your little guy.
1544
00:56:36,394 --> 00:56:38,271
Come on man.
1545
00:56:39,314 --> 00:56:40,398
Mike.
1546
00:56:53,828 --> 00:56:55,872
I'm really sorry. Um...
1547
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,084
I acted crazy.
1548
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:02,045
It's probably about Luke, my ex-boyfriend.
1549
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:05,298
Oh yeah, the guy is dead
in a plane crash...
1550
00:57:05,965 --> 00:57:08,093
with cancer, AIDS, and a bunch of things.
1551
00:57:08,259 --> 00:57:09,969
Yes, it's him.
1552
00:57:10,637 --> 00:57:12,764
Except there's none of that
happened, because...
1553
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:18,186
I lied.
1554
00:57:18,353 --> 00:57:19,354
Are you lying?
1555
00:57:20,105 --> 00:57:21,731
I can't do this.
1556
00:57:21,898 --> 00:57:22,899
Wait.
1557
00:57:23,066 --> 00:57:24,109
Sorry.
1558
00:57:24,192 --> 00:57:25,360
Okay. Alright. ..
1559
00:57:25,527 --> 00:57:26,820
Sorry everyone.
1560
00:57:26,903 --> 00:57:30,073
I just forgot my phone
Can I get my phone?
1561
00:57:31,407 --> 00:57:33,660
Sorry, I still don't
want to get married .
1562
00:57:36,329 --> 00:57:37,455
Oh, my God.
1563
00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:40,500
It's almost as bad as the story
plane crash.
1564
00:57:41,334 --> 00:57:42,794
Why didn't you tell me?
1565
00:57:44,796 --> 00:57:46,965
I don't want you to think that
I'm like damaged goods.
1566
00:57:48,174 --> 00:57:49,926
I would never think that way.
1567
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,970
"The Pain of Love"
1568
00:57:52,971 --> 00:57:54,639
"Scars of Love."
1569
00:57:54,806 --> 00:57:58,601
"Love Wounds, and Mars."
1570
00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:03,815
It's from a very old song,
for the elderly.
1571
00:58:05,108 --> 00:58:06,901
Why are you so kind?
1572
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:11,823
Because, I think you are very good.
1573
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,081
David!
1574
00:58:20,957 --> 00:58:23,626
David, I need you now.
Hurry up.
1575
00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:25,044
Are not. Are not.
1576
00:58:25,461 --> 00:58:27,839
Stangles, focus. Right now!
1577
00:58:28,006 --> 00:58:29,716
- Let's go.
- Is he okay?
1578
00:58:29,799 --> 00:58:30,800
Yeah, I think he's okay.
1579
00:58:30,884 --> 00:58:31,885
He just thinks too much.
1580
00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:33,052
Let's go.
1581
00:58:33,136 --> 00:58:34,721
All right, come right here, man.
Oh my God.
1582
00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:38,725
Oh... I...
1583
00:58:38,808 --> 00:58:40,727
I picked you up...
Okay...
1584
00:58:48,443 --> 00:58:49,903
A line has been drawn
David.
1585
00:58:50,153 --> 00:58:52,655
A clear line in the sand.
1586
00:58:52,739 --> 00:58:54,324
That's why I called you down here...
1587
00:58:54,407 --> 00:58:56,534
So you can draw a line in the sand
literally?
1588
00:58:56,618 --> 00:58:57,785
He is a thinker
rely on sight, David.
1589
00:58:57,869 --> 00:58:59,162
Damned!
Dog...
1590
00:59:00,455 --> 00:59:03,249
The girls, they had to go.
1591
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:05,043
They pretend to fool us.
1592
00:59:05,126 --> 00:59:07,503
Just to get a ride
Free to HawAll.
1593
00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:08,963
They are liars!
1594
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:11,174
So what?
So they lied.
1595
00:59:11,633 --> 00:59:13,009
I talked to Alice.
1596
00:59:13,092 --> 00:59:15,011
He didn't know what this girl was
what have you been through?
1597
00:59:15,178 --> 00:59:17,680
She needs this trip.
We can save her life.
1598
00:59:18,056 --> 00:59:20,934
We should practice
speech for tonight.
1599
00:59:21,017 --> 00:59:23,436
Not twin babysitters
in The shining.
1600
00:59:26,314 --> 00:59:27,774
Oh my God.
1601
00:59:27,941 --> 00:59:29,275
Why are you laughing at me?
1602
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,527
He spoke like his parents when
they are talking about us.
1603
00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:33,529
Ah, no, fuck that statement.
1604
00:59:34,113 --> 00:59:35,698
Oh. Oh. Oh.
1605
00:59:35,782 --> 00:59:37,325
Guess. Maybe you will like this.
1606
00:59:37,492 --> 00:59:41,371
Tatiana turned her hand to her relative
ours, Terry.
1607
00:59:41,537 --> 00:59:43,206
- What?
- Mmm-hmm.
1608
00:59:43,289 --> 00:59:44,415
Terry has birds?
1609
00:59:44,749 --> 00:59:46,334
No, not turning around
like a hand crank.
1610
00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:48,586
It's a crab hook - female version.
1611
00:59:48,753 --> 00:59:50,421
Hey, relax...
1612
00:59:50,588 --> 00:59:52,715
Focus on Jeanie, and try
don't be an asshole
1613
00:59:52,882 --> 00:59:54,217
From now until the end of the weekend, okay?
Can we do it?
1614
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:55,927
You can't do that, David.
1615
00:59:56,344 --> 00:59:58,388
Because I see our sister...
1616
00:59:59,222 --> 01:00:00,223
What?
1617
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,518
Well, just know that she is
make this face...
1618
01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:07,605
What? Did she see a ghost?
1619
01:00:09,732 --> 01:00:11,150
Does she have to pee?
1620
01:00:12,527 --> 01:00:13,528
Vocal practice?
1621
01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:16,030
What are you doing? It seems like you
having an orgasm.
1622
01:00:16,114 --> 01:00:19,450
She's like that, David!
With a masseuse.
1623
01:00:19,993 --> 01:00:21,327
- What?
- That's right.
1624
01:00:21,536 --> 01:00:22,662
Oh my God.
1625
01:00:22,787 --> 01:00:23,788
The baby had an orgasm
like a star.
1626
01:00:23,871 --> 01:00:24,956
Are not!
1627
01:00:25,039 --> 01:00:26,207
What now?
1628
01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:30,920
He went inside and met
Mom is 'unclogging the drain' for Dad.
1629
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:32,630
What is drain cleaning?
1630
01:00:32,755 --> 01:00:34,340
You made that up, Dave.
1631
01:00:34,424 --> 01:00:36,092
It is a sexual term
that he made up.
1632
01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:37,427
What is drain cleaning?
1633
01:00:37,552 --> 01:00:38,803
I don't know.
1634
01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,722
- What is drain cleaning?
- I don't know!
1635
01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:42,015
What is drain cleaning?
1636
01:00:42,098 --> 01:00:43,349
I searched the Internet,
1637
01:00:43,433 --> 01:00:44,600
and have never seen 'unclogging the drain'.
1638
01:00:44,767 --> 01:00:46,352
God, tell me.
What is drain cleaning?
1639
01:00:46,519 --> 01:00:48,438
It's a whole hand
into the anus, David.
1640
01:00:48,604 --> 01:00:50,523
Is that what you wanted me to say?
1641
01:00:50,690 --> 01:00:54,027
- Oh my God!
- Use both hands to clear the drain.
1642
01:00:54,152 --> 01:00:56,237
- Oh my God!
- Is that what you wanted me to say?
1643
01:00:56,321 --> 01:00:57,864
I will send you the link.
1644
01:01:17,258 --> 01:01:18,259
We are at table 2.
1645
01:01:18,343 --> 01:01:19,344
I'll be at the bar.
1646
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:21,054
- You said table 2.
- I'll be at the bar!
1647
01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:22,388
I'm out of control!
1648
01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:24,223
Thank.
1649
01:01:25,350 --> 01:01:26,934
Trouble in paradise?
1650
01:01:31,105 --> 01:01:33,941
Emphasis: I don't care
if anything happens.
1651
01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:36,611
Emphasis: I will punch you
17,000 times
1652
01:01:36,694 --> 01:01:38,071
in the face. Emphasize play again.
1653
01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:39,238
Delicious try it.
1654
01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:42,283
She looks like the aristocratic Johnson
crossed with Zack Morris.
1655
01:01:43,034 --> 01:01:44,369
Wait until Tatiana hears
Your bullshit speech
1656
01:01:44,452 --> 01:01:45,912
and after my great post.
1657
01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:47,455
She will never touch
your little bird too.
1658
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:51,209
Terry-so moved!
1659
01:01:52,877 --> 01:01:54,379
How sad.
1660
01:01:54,545 --> 01:01:55,797
Oh, my God. It's a movie
about the camera
1661
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,131
will follow you everywhere.
1662
01:01:57,382 --> 01:01:58,383
Like The Truman show.
1663
01:01:58,466 --> 01:01:59,717
Yeah! Exactly like
The Truman show!
1664
01:01:59,801 --> 01:02:01,469
Hey, Dave! Dave!
1665
01:02:01,636 --> 01:02:02,887
Hey, what's up...
1666
01:02:03,054 --> 01:02:04,138
I need you backstage right now
1667
01:02:04,222 --> 01:02:05,723
and practice your speech.
1668
01:02:05,807 --> 01:02:06,974
Uh...
1669
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:09,143
You, I'm talking
with Alice now.
1670
01:02:09,310 --> 01:02:11,062
It's a conversation
which he interrupted twice.
1671
01:02:11,229 --> 01:02:12,438
Our speech.
1672
01:02:12,605 --> 01:02:14,649
Terry has an ace in the hole thanks to Chris Rock.
1673
01:02:14,899 --> 01:02:15,983
I don't want to let you know in advance
1674
01:02:16,109 --> 01:02:17,318
because I don't want you to be afraid.
1675
01:02:17,485 --> 01:02:18,486
I'm not afraid.
1676
01:02:18,653 --> 01:02:19,987
Calm down Dave!
1677
01:02:20,154 --> 01:02:21,280
Calm down calm down.
1678
01:02:21,447 --> 01:02:23,199
Mike, you look like
his face while he was having a bowel movement.
1679
01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:25,243
Are you coming or what?
1680
01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:26,702
Let's go.
1681
01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:28,413
I'll meet you backstage.
1682
01:02:30,873 --> 01:02:31,916
Uh...
1683
01:02:31,999 --> 01:02:33,000
I will deal with this quickly.
1684
01:02:33,084 --> 01:02:34,085
Alright.
1685
01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:36,087
I will monologue for a while.
Always alone.
1686
01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:41,134
...Look at your stupid face!
1687
01:02:41,217 --> 01:02:42,718
What did I do wrong?
1688
01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:44,429
Don't look at her.
Turn away.
1689
01:02:44,512 --> 01:02:45,930
Everyone get out of here.
1690
01:02:46,013 --> 01:02:47,348
Fuck Luke.
1691
01:02:47,682 --> 01:02:50,268
I just lay down for a while
okay?
1692
01:03:02,238 --> 01:03:03,406
Hi!
1693
01:03:03,573 --> 01:03:04,991
Hi!
Hi!
1694
01:03:05,074 --> 01:03:07,201
Do you need to relax a bit too?
1695
01:03:07,285 --> 01:03:08,786
Are not. Why? What about you?
1696
01:03:08,870 --> 01:03:10,329
Well...
1697
01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:12,415
You know, you think
1698
01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:14,417
Every moment will feel...
1699
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,794
Warm and cool...
1700
01:03:16,878 --> 01:03:18,671
And absolutely magical.
1701
01:03:18,754 --> 01:03:21,716
But, then, something happened.
1702
01:03:22,717 --> 01:03:23,843
Sure.
YES.
1703
01:03:26,262 --> 01:03:29,474
Yes, if you want
Warm, cool and magical...
1704
01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:31,392
I have this.
1705
01:03:32,059 --> 01:03:33,227
I don't leave home without it.
1706
01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:37,607
- 'Candy'!
- Oh!
1707
01:03:37,690 --> 01:03:39,066
Every bride is worthy
have some fun
1708
01:03:39,150 --> 01:03:40,318
the night before the wedding.
1709
01:03:40,401 --> 01:03:42,361
Yeah. I deserve to
have a little fun.
1710
01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:45,323
You're so good to me.
1711
01:03:45,573 --> 01:03:46,574
Aww.
1712
01:03:49,577 --> 01:03:50,661
It'll be fun.
1713
01:03:51,913 --> 01:03:53,164
We should find something that sucks.
1714
01:03:53,247 --> 01:03:54,248
What? Uh.
1715
01:03:54,332 --> 01:03:55,333
Mike!
1716
01:03:55,416 --> 01:03:56,584
This. Put it on.
1717
01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:58,628
- Do we need headphones?
- Yeah!
1718
01:03:59,003 --> 01:04:01,297
There was a lot of dancing in the speech
ours, honey. Right?
1719
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:02,548
Keep your hands free.
1720
01:04:02,632 --> 01:04:04,175
This is our way
do it, baby.
1721
01:04:04,258 --> 01:04:06,302
Come on. Hey, look at this.
1722
01:04:06,385 --> 01:04:08,429
I will create a "wedding accident"
for Terry.
1723
01:04:08,513 --> 01:04:09,555
What?
1724
01:04:09,639 --> 01:04:10,681
Add a few drops of eye drops
into her drink.
1725
01:04:10,765 --> 01:04:12,517
She would poop all night and couldn't
speech.
1726
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,768
Just like in the movies
Wedding crashers.
1727
01:04:13,935 --> 01:04:15,686
Mike, that's a terrible idea.
1728
01:04:15,770 --> 01:04:16,896
You watched the movie!
1729
01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:18,022
Of course I watched that movie.
1730
01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,982
- Caption that movie.
- Everyone liked that movie.
1731
01:04:20,066 --> 01:04:21,484
Why is it a bad idea to annotate a movie?
1732
01:04:21,567 --> 01:04:23,528
Just because I like the movie Taken doesn't mean that
I kidnapped that girl.
1733
01:04:23,611 --> 01:04:25,279
But we shouldn't create
'wedding incident' with our relatives.
1734
01:04:25,363 --> 01:04:26,572
I'm worried about you, brother.
1735
01:04:26,656 --> 01:04:28,533
I'm really worried that you've lost your mind.
1736
01:04:28,658 --> 01:04:30,284
Look in his eyes
now see.
1737
01:04:30,493 --> 01:04:32,453
He didn't blink
since we started talking.
1738
01:04:32,537 --> 01:04:33,955
Oh, Davie, Davie, Davie!
1739
01:04:34,205 --> 01:04:35,289
What?
1740
01:04:35,665 --> 01:04:38,292
He was never in control
his entire life.
1741
01:04:40,294 --> 01:04:42,088
Mike!
1742
01:04:42,213 --> 01:04:44,006
- Whoo!
- Grr. Mike!
1743
01:04:44,507 --> 01:04:45,925
This is really strong.
1744
01:04:46,551 --> 01:04:48,177
Yes, it's a bit strong.
1745
01:04:48,261 --> 01:04:50,137
'Candy' is delicious.
1746
01:04:50,596 --> 01:04:52,390
I do not know. Who knows?
This is my first time.
1747
01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:53,975
- Wait, what?
- What?
1748
01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:56,394
Why did you bite the candy for the first time?
1749
01:04:56,477 --> 01:04:57,895
the night before your wedding?
1750
01:04:57,979 --> 01:04:58,980
Star?
1751
01:04:59,063 --> 01:05:00,439
Not good at all.
1752
01:05:01,274 --> 01:05:03,150
Like a blonde gangster girl!
1753
01:05:03,276 --> 01:05:04,360
This gangster will judge
1754
01:05:04,485 --> 01:05:05,570
a glass of ginger soda.
1755
01:05:06,779 --> 01:05:07,822
- Do you want to go?
- Mmm-hmm.
1756
01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:09,407
Okay, let's go.
1757
01:05:09,490 --> 01:05:11,325
Hello everyone.
Please take your seat.
1758
01:05:11,701 --> 01:05:13,578
Welcome to the rehearsal dinner...
1759
01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:15,997
with my man, Eric...
1760
01:05:16,122 --> 01:05:18,457
And his bride,
It's lovely Jeanie.
1761
01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:21,460
The two sweetest, most wonderful people
that I have ever met.
1762
01:05:21,586 --> 01:05:23,838
Alright. Tonight's first speech...
1763
01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:25,756
Is an annoying girl
1764
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:26,924
Cousin Terry.
1765
01:05:28,342 --> 01:05:29,885
We cannot let
Terry had a problem.
1766
01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:31,262
It's not fair!
1767
01:05:31,345 --> 01:05:32,513
Are not. Give it to me.
1768
01:05:32,638 --> 01:05:34,348
His eyes were dry.
Just give it to me.
1769
01:05:34,724 --> 01:05:36,350
Do you know who Chris Rock is?
1770
01:05:36,892 --> 01:05:38,477
He is my neighbor,
and he helped me
1771
01:05:38,561 --> 01:05:39,937
a little bit of what I call...
1772
01:05:40,187 --> 01:05:41,564
"My speech."
1773
01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:44,275
Stop. You're wasting it.
You are wasting poison.
1774
01:05:44,358 --> 01:05:45,443
Mike, this is the safe option.
1775
01:05:45,526 --> 01:05:46,819
They remove the active ingredients,
1776
01:05:46,902 --> 01:05:48,487
Tetrahydrozoline, genus
like 20 years ago!
1777
01:05:48,571 --> 01:05:49,780
It worked in Wedding Crashers!
1778
01:05:49,864 --> 01:05:51,407
That's not real life!
1779
01:05:51,490 --> 01:05:54,076
Now let's talk about destination weddings.
1780
01:05:54,744 --> 01:05:56,203
It's like a vacation...
1781
01:05:56,287 --> 01:05:58,122
without relaxation!
1782
01:05:59,832 --> 01:06:00,958
It's the truth.
1783
01:06:01,042 --> 01:06:02,043
Why don't you stand by my side,
Dave?
1784
01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:03,502
What?
1785
01:06:03,586 --> 01:06:04,712
I'm done with this.
1786
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,005
I don't give speeches
Where's your stupidity?
1787
01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:08,424
In fact, I will quit the wine business.
1788
01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:09,592
That's it.
1789
01:06:09,842 --> 01:06:10,885
- Really?
- YES.
1790
01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:12,094
So what will you do?
1791
01:06:12,219 --> 01:06:13,596
I will draw!
1792
01:06:13,679 --> 01:06:15,264
I will do the novel
my graphics,
1793
01:06:15,348 --> 01:06:16,807
And mom will help you
rental service.
1794
01:06:16,891 --> 01:06:17,933
Boom!
1795
01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:19,143
Traitor.
1796
01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:20,269
I won't rehearse.
1797
01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:22,605
I know how to make dinner.
1798
01:06:25,775 --> 01:06:26,817
Keith, could you turn it up a bit?
1799
01:06:27,735 --> 01:06:29,236
You turned your back on me...
1800
01:06:29,403 --> 01:06:30,738
When everyone else is different.
1801
01:06:30,946 --> 01:06:32,073
Backstabbing, dangerous...
1802
01:06:32,740 --> 01:06:33,949
Cowardly lying!
1803
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,451
Ooh, I don't think that
they know they're on air.
1804
01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:36,911
What's up? Where did the voice come from?
1805
01:06:37,286 --> 01:06:38,537
I don't know what I did!
1806
01:06:38,621 --> 01:06:39,955
It doesn't matter, Mike.
1807
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:41,415
You're losing your mind.
1808
01:06:41,624 --> 01:06:43,584
You just tried to poison Terry!
1809
01:06:44,919 --> 01:06:46,170
Need to try harder.
Am I right?
1810
01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:47,380
That's right. I did.
1811
01:06:47,463 --> 01:06:48,798
Because you want her to shit
1812
01:06:48,881 --> 01:06:50,508
with brown shit covering the stage.
1813
01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:52,760
Unacceptable.
1814
01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,679
Kids, you're on the mic.
1815
01:06:54,762 --> 01:06:57,682
I want her ass to explode
like a rotten cantaloupe.
1816
01:06:57,765 --> 01:06:58,933
It's on the mic.
1817
01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:00,434
I'm just upset because
1818
01:07:00,518 --> 01:07:02,103
Tatiana hooked Terry.
1819
01:07:02,311 --> 01:07:04,063
Here it is!
1820
01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:07,108
It's because of the tickets for the show
by Rihanna.
1821
01:07:07,233 --> 01:07:09,110
You're sad, man.
I'm sad.
1822
01:07:09,527 --> 01:07:12,113
I will kick your ass like before
we are children.
1823
01:07:16,701 --> 01:07:17,952
Oh!
Oh my God!
1824
01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:21,455
- You want to play?
- Don't do that!
1825
01:07:21,539 --> 01:07:22,748
In your way.
1826
01:07:22,832 --> 01:07:23,874
Stop it.
1827
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,669
Oh my God! This hurts so much.
1828
01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:28,295
Don't do it again.
1829
01:07:28,796 --> 01:07:29,755
Oh!
1830
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,259
Why do you keep punching me?
1831
01:07:33,342 --> 01:07:34,760
Why do you keep rushing into me?
1832
01:07:34,927 --> 01:07:36,095
Get rid of him, Dave.
1833
01:07:36,178 --> 01:07:37,304
Oops, who said that?
1834
01:07:37,388 --> 01:07:39,014
This wedding is over.
1835
01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:40,266
Correct.
1836
01:07:40,349 --> 01:07:42,476
They're over there, laughing like
stupid people.
1837
01:07:43,018 --> 01:07:45,187
Without realizing that the bride...
1838
01:07:45,354 --> 01:07:47,273
came right away at the massage room.
1839
01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:49,650
Like a veteran
Damn Vietnam.
1840
01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:52,486
I think they misunderstood
what happened.
1841
01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:53,738
I think they just misunderstood.
1842
01:07:53,821 --> 01:07:55,948
He walked in and saw
Little Jeanie...
1843
01:07:56,031 --> 01:07:57,825
future bride, orgasm.
1844
01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,286
The masseuse made it orgasm.
1845
01:08:00,369 --> 01:08:01,746
Damn it.
1846
01:08:01,829 --> 01:08:02,872
Jeanie!
1847
01:08:03,330 --> 01:08:04,331
I hate you.
1848
01:08:18,387 --> 01:08:20,181
The rehearsal ended.
1849
01:08:20,890 --> 01:08:23,893
Get drunk, everyone.
Drunk eyes go out.
1850
01:08:27,521 --> 01:08:30,065
Everything looks good, right?
1851
01:08:30,191 --> 01:08:31,192
Yep.
1852
01:08:31,609 --> 01:08:33,110
You know I've been thinking a lot
about anything?
1853
01:08:33,194 --> 01:08:34,278
Please tell me.
1854
01:08:34,361 --> 01:08:36,280
Eric is so sweet and sensitive.
1855
01:08:36,363 --> 01:08:38,407
Cuddly, kind, fiance.
1856
01:08:38,491 --> 01:08:40,034
Probably a great husband
but...
1857
01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:42,912
Do you think?
Eric is a bit boring?
1858
01:08:42,995 --> 01:08:44,038
Boring?
1859
01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:45,289
Just like my honeymoon...
1860
01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:47,833
All I want is to fly
on a balloon...
1861
01:08:47,917 --> 01:08:49,710
To different countries
around the world.
1862
01:08:49,877 --> 01:08:52,046
And all around are willow leaves.
1863
01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,631
We can have picnic baskets
woven with willow
1864
01:08:53,714 --> 01:08:56,217
and I can make picnic hats
with willow.
1865
01:08:56,467 --> 01:08:58,469
We'd probably dress like Chuck Taylors.
1866
01:08:58,552 --> 01:09:00,387
- And he denied it.
- OH.
1867
01:09:00,805 --> 01:09:03,182
Because he wanted to come
go to a resort, and just...
1868
01:09:05,267 --> 01:09:06,811
- rest.
- What?
1869
01:09:06,894 --> 01:09:07,978
I am a young woman...
1870
01:09:08,062 --> 01:09:09,063
Correct.
1871
01:09:09,188 --> 01:09:10,314
There are so many things for me to see.
1872
01:09:10,397 --> 01:09:11,398
Correct.
1873
01:09:11,524 --> 01:09:12,733
I'm not burned out yet.
1874
01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:15,402
I don't even know
What is Amsterdam like?
1875
01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:17,488
I haven't been to Seattle yet.
1876
01:09:17,613 --> 01:09:18,864
You've never been to Seattle?
1877
01:09:18,948 --> 01:09:19,990
Not yet!
1878
01:09:20,074 --> 01:09:21,325
Seattle will change lives
Damn her!
1879
01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:22,409
Really?
1880
01:09:22,535 --> 01:09:23,744
She needs to get out of this cage.
1881
01:09:23,828 --> 01:09:24,870
I'm in a cage...
1882
01:09:24,954 --> 01:09:27,414
Just like these
The horse is in the stable.
1883
01:09:27,623 --> 01:09:29,500
Just let them out.
1884
01:09:29,708 --> 01:09:30,709
Huh?
1885
01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:33,254
Let them all out.
1886
01:09:39,677 --> 01:09:42,304
Be free! No one can keep it
you guys again.
1887
01:09:42,388 --> 01:09:45,516
Be free, guys.
Follow your dreams!
1888
01:10:11,125 --> 01:10:12,376
Come to mock?
1889
01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:13,752
Come.
1890
01:10:13,836 --> 01:10:15,129
Can you think of any kind of humiliation...
1891
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,714
I said to myself
a million times.
1892
01:10:16,839 --> 01:10:18,507
Why did you try to poison me?
your cousin?
1893
01:10:20,718 --> 01:10:25,931
I was jealous because
sauna room service.
1894
01:10:26,015 --> 01:10:27,224
It was crazy.
1895
01:10:27,308 --> 01:10:28,809
Is what I did.
1896
01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:30,686
Once in high school,
1897
01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:32,229
there was a whore who beat him
my boyfriend...
1898
01:10:32,313 --> 01:10:33,898
And I cut my ponytail
her while she was sleeping.
1899
01:10:33,981 --> 01:10:35,441
And I wore it
school for a month.
1900
01:10:35,524 --> 01:10:36,650
What is the margin?
1901
01:10:36,734 --> 01:10:38,277
But he tried
poisoned your cousins.
1902
01:10:51,749 --> 01:10:54,710
Hey, I'm sorry for being rude
with me, okay?
1903
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:58,672
Honestly, I think you
kind of like me.
1904
01:10:58,881 --> 01:11:00,841
He acts confidently...
1905
01:11:00,925 --> 01:11:03,928
But, inside, he was afraid
everything.
1906
01:11:04,178 --> 01:11:05,846
You act like you don't care
what people think...
1907
01:11:05,971 --> 01:11:07,514
But he really cares
what people think.
1908
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:08,849
And he tried to act
so smart...
1909
01:11:08,933 --> 01:11:10,559
But sometimes...
1910
01:11:10,643 --> 01:11:11,894
I'm just scared
1911
01:11:11,977 --> 01:11:13,854
You are the stupidest person in the world.
1912
01:11:16,607 --> 01:11:18,192
I'm so silly.
1913
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:20,194
I always say the words...
1914
01:11:20,319 --> 01:11:22,196
that I don't know
their meaning.
1915
01:11:22,863 --> 01:11:25,199
Like, I use this word,
"soothing"...
1916
01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:26,825
All the time.
1917
01:11:27,117 --> 01:11:29,036
You can 'calm down'
tomato sauce?
1918
01:11:29,203 --> 01:11:31,080
I can 'calm down' you
a few questions?
1919
01:11:31,288 --> 01:11:32,873
Is that what it means?
1920
01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:34,083
I do not know.
1921
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:35,626
But it is like that,
I'm so stupid...
1922
01:11:35,709 --> 01:11:37,962
But I act confidently,
for everyone to listen to me.
1923
01:11:38,045 --> 01:11:39,129
And it is celebrated.
1924
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:41,215
Me too.
I am a born leader.
1925
01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:43,217
Like George Washington.
1926
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,385
Yeah.
1927
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:45,719
Or another leader.
1928
01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:54,645
Alright. This one thing.
1929
01:11:54,728 --> 01:11:56,814
I'll be very honest with you, okay?
1930
01:11:58,273 --> 01:12:01,902
I thought I was destined
for great things...
1931
01:12:02,027 --> 01:12:04,697
But I may never
achieve anything.
1932
01:12:08,242 --> 01:12:09,451
Younger sister.
1933
01:12:10,828 --> 01:12:12,746
Have you ever read my diary?
1934
01:12:21,797 --> 01:12:22,840
Have.
1935
01:12:23,799 --> 01:12:24,925
Alright.
1936
01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:38,689
You are beautiful!
1937
01:12:38,772 --> 01:12:40,107
Come to Seattle!
1938
01:12:40,274 --> 01:12:41,400
Alice?
1939
01:12:42,443 --> 01:12:43,444
I glow?
1940
01:12:43,694 --> 01:12:45,362
I can see the sound
and hear colors.
1941
01:12:45,571 --> 01:12:47,197
Be free.
1942
01:12:47,364 --> 01:12:48,949
What the hell do the horses do?
outside again?
1943
01:12:49,908 --> 01:12:51,285
Who are you?
1944
01:12:51,577 --> 01:12:52,786
Damn you gypsies.
1945
01:12:52,953 --> 01:12:55,080
Francisco!
Francisco, run!
1946
01:12:55,456 --> 01:12:57,416
Whoa! Shit!
1947
01:13:00,252 --> 01:13:01,295
Hey.
1948
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:02,963
Dave! Greet.
1949
01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:05,883
What's up? How are you?
1950
01:13:05,966 --> 01:13:06,967
What's going on?
Are you okay?
1951
01:13:07,092 --> 01:13:08,260
You?
1952
01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:10,554
YES. I'm fine.
1953
01:13:12,306 --> 01:13:13,766
Oh yeah... well...
1954
01:13:14,308 --> 01:13:16,101
Ah, you see,
what happened was...
1955
01:13:16,268 --> 01:13:17,394
There was a tsunami,
1956
01:13:17,478 --> 01:13:18,562
and it took away the clothes
ours.
1957
01:13:18,645 --> 01:13:19,897
And bring the horses.
1958
01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:20,939
What?
1959
01:13:21,023 --> 01:13:22,024
And then, we want to take off our clothes
1960
01:13:22,107 --> 01:13:23,233
because Lady Godiva...
1961
01:13:23,317 --> 01:13:25,110
But then horses
Can't eat chocolate.
1962
01:13:25,277 --> 01:13:27,237
They can have aneurysms.
1963
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,614
Where is Jeanie?
1964
01:13:28,697 --> 01:13:30,074
Hey, don't yell at her
just because she is a person...
1965
01:13:30,157 --> 01:13:31,742
- told me to go to Seattle.
- Oh my god!
1966
01:13:31,825 --> 01:13:33,452
I've always wanted to go!
Oh my God!
1967
01:13:33,535 --> 01:13:35,329
It's not her fault.
1968
01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:36,830
- Oh, my eyes!
- What's up?
1969
01:13:36,997 --> 01:13:38,582
Don't scream. Why are you shouting?
David, don't scream.
1970
01:13:38,665 --> 01:13:40,334
You're talking loudly.
And these are happy times.
1971
01:13:40,501 --> 01:13:41,835
Really a good time.
1972
01:13:42,002 --> 01:13:43,128
There's nothing wrong.
So who is at fault?
1973
01:13:43,212 --> 01:13:44,505
Did you know that Hitler's parents
1974
01:13:44,588 --> 01:13:45,589
Are they cousins?
1975
01:13:45,798 --> 01:13:47,341
- Do you have water?
- Get dressed!
1976
01:13:47,508 --> 01:13:49,676
I'm a woman, Dave.
Face it.
1977
01:13:50,928 --> 01:13:54,640
This is the bush you crawled out of.
1978
01:13:54,807 --> 01:13:56,141
He didn't come out of that bush.
1979
01:13:56,308 --> 01:13:58,018
He crawled out of his mother's bush.
And I know that.
1980
01:13:58,185 --> 01:13:59,603
Jeanie!
Oh my God!
1981
01:14:00,104 --> 01:14:01,480
She is completely naked!
1982
01:14:01,647 --> 01:14:02,731
Hi, Becky!
1983
01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:03,982
God, her bush is so big.
1984
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:05,859
- You look so tall.
- No, ma'am.
1985
01:14:06,026 --> 01:14:08,403
I told you to stay away
Some bitches come out.
1986
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,823
Alice, seriously,
did you fall?
1987
01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:11,949
Oh God, no.
1988
01:14:12,032 --> 01:14:13,075
Why do you say that?
1989
01:14:13,158 --> 01:14:14,201
Just for everything
really so soft?
1990
01:14:14,535 --> 01:14:16,120
Please, tell me the truth.
1991
01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:17,371
Did you bite the pill?
1992
01:14:18,205 --> 01:14:19,623
We deserve to be beaten. That's right.
1993
01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:20,791
What?
1994
01:14:20,874 --> 01:14:21,875
We started with 'candy'
1995
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,293
But then I started
with your mystery bag.
1996
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,837
Why do you do that?
1997
01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:26,213
Don't judge me, David.
1998
01:14:26,296 --> 01:14:28,048
I didn't think you would play soccer
1999
01:14:28,132 --> 01:14:29,216
the night before the wedding.
2000
01:14:29,383 --> 01:14:31,510
We brought you here because
think we are good girls.
2001
01:14:31,677 --> 01:14:33,512
But Mike was right about you two.
2002
01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:35,889
This weekend is ruined.
2003
01:14:36,056 --> 01:14:37,891
Dave, I'll be honest with you.
2004
01:14:38,058 --> 01:14:39,184
I need clothes.
2005
01:14:40,227 --> 01:14:41,687
I can't continue
wear this horse.
2006
01:14:41,854 --> 01:14:43,397
Oh my God.
2007
01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:45,232
The wind is really cool.
2008
01:14:45,399 --> 01:14:46,650
Come here, come here, come here.
2009
01:14:48,026 --> 01:14:50,320
We should go into the ocean.
2010
01:14:50,404 --> 01:14:52,489
I'm very thirsty. Dave, we should
into the ocean.
2011
01:14:52,573 --> 01:14:55,742
Please, please, be quiet.
2012
01:14:55,826 --> 01:14:57,327
I like this song.
2013
01:14:57,411 --> 01:14:58,745
Not music.
2014
01:14:59,872 --> 01:15:00,873
Darling, wait.
2015
01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:02,916
Don't worry. We just touched our butts
just together.
2016
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:05,043
Stop. Don't worry anymore,
pumpkin.
2017
01:15:05,210 --> 01:15:07,254
Don't freak out?
Don't freak out?
2018
01:15:07,421 --> 01:15:08,755
Tell me one thing.
2019
01:15:09,006 --> 01:15:10,215
Do you like it?
2020
01:15:10,757 --> 01:15:12,384
Are not.
2021
01:15:13,343 --> 01:15:14,720
It's like there's no 'there'.
2022
01:15:14,803 --> 01:15:15,846
Are not.
2023
01:15:15,929 --> 01:15:18,348
I will ask you again.
Do you like it?
2024
01:15:18,432 --> 01:15:19,391
Have! Oh...
2025
01:15:19,474 --> 01:15:20,517
Ah delicious.
2026
01:15:20,767 --> 01:15:22,352
The truth is out, right?
2027
01:15:22,519 --> 01:15:24,438
I just went for a normal massage...
2028
01:15:24,605 --> 01:15:26,607
But Alice, she asked
A little special treatment
2029
01:15:26,773 --> 01:15:28,692
and then it just keeps going,
continue, continue...
2030
01:15:28,859 --> 01:15:29,860
Damn girls
2031
01:15:29,943 --> 01:15:30,944
Who are my two brothers invited to the wedding?
2032
01:15:31,403 --> 01:15:33,947
Obviously I'm chewing on drugs.
2033
01:15:34,114 --> 01:15:35,574
And tomorrow we will get married.
2034
01:15:36,408 --> 01:15:38,243
I'm scared, pumpkin.
2035
01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:39,620
Aren't you afraid?
2036
01:15:39,786 --> 01:15:41,622
Oh yes, now you have...
2037
01:15:42,122 --> 01:15:43,457
Just...
2038
01:15:44,124 --> 01:15:48,587
I'm a little worried that you...
2039
01:15:50,130 --> 01:15:51,131
bored.
2040
01:15:52,633 --> 01:15:53,967
What are you talking about?
2041
01:15:54,134 --> 01:15:55,344
Don't you want to marry me?
2042
01:16:06,230 --> 01:16:07,481
Rub...
2043
01:16:07,648 --> 01:16:09,274
No, she didn't mean that.
She was just confused...
2044
01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:10,651
Because she's a little high.
2045
01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:11,944
I made her high.
2046
01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:13,070
I'm high on drugs.
2047
01:16:13,153 --> 01:16:14,154
I'm sorry.
2048
01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:16,740
I will draw Rum for you,
but it's over.
2049
01:16:16,907 --> 01:16:18,867
Everything is not like the movie Irie!
2050
01:16:21,328 --> 01:16:23,914
You made me very, very sad.
2051
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:27,834
A little more crazy.
2052
01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:30,003
But mostly sad.
2053
01:16:31,004 --> 01:16:32,005
Oh.
2054
01:16:34,007 --> 01:16:35,300
- Dad!
- Do not!
2055
01:16:35,467 --> 01:16:36,843
Mike, once in your life.
2056
01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:40,013
Please don't say anything.
2057
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:06,206
Sometimes I hate them.
2058
01:17:06,373 --> 01:17:07,624
Love them and then
they are like dicks.
2059
01:17:07,708 --> 01:17:09,459
Sometimes I love them
sometimes I hate them.
2060
01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:18,552
Is everything okay over there?
2061
01:17:18,719 --> 01:17:21,096
I can't find my socks.
So boring.
2062
01:17:24,016 --> 01:17:25,726
You took my socks?
2063
01:17:25,892 --> 01:17:26,977
Are not.
2064
01:17:27,477 --> 01:17:29,855
I think uncle took it
My damn socks, kid.
2065
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:32,566
Damned.
2066
01:17:32,691 --> 01:17:34,776
Can't believe Jeanie and Eric
not married...
2067
01:17:34,901 --> 01:17:36,737
And it's all our fault.
2068
01:17:37,404 --> 01:17:40,365
It's partly our fault.
2069
01:17:41,325 --> 01:17:43,243
It is completely our fault.
Fuck.
2070
01:17:43,410 --> 01:17:45,746
We are selfish.
We get distracted.
2071
01:17:47,372 --> 01:17:50,167
I don't think we were
2072
01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:52,210
We don't 01:20:55,435
I don't eat muffins
*kind of like a cupcake*
2154
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:56,937
during lunch at school
in a year.
2155
01:20:57,103 --> 01:20:58,772
They are too moist.
2156
01:20:59,898 --> 01:21:01,775
Makes me easy to tease.
2157
01:21:01,942 --> 01:21:05,445
You are my brother.
And I love you.
2158
01:21:05,612 --> 01:21:07,197
Half a hero.
2159
01:21:07,364 --> 01:21:08,448
Turtle Power.
2160
01:21:13,537 --> 01:21:15,747
We won't go anywhere...
2161
01:21:15,914 --> 01:21:19,584
Until our sister,
Jeanie beanie weanie...
2162
01:21:19,751 --> 01:21:21,461
Get married.
2163
01:21:27,133 --> 01:21:28,385
I just broke the TV.
2164
01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:30,637
I aimed it.
2165
01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:35,934
We are such idiots.
We are very stupid.
2166
01:21:36,101 --> 01:21:37,602
We ruined everything
my wedding....
2167
01:21:37,769 --> 01:21:39,479
And finally we realized that.
2168
01:21:39,646 --> 01:21:41,606
Alright. Please stop talking,
okay?
2169
01:21:41,773 --> 01:21:44,943
Not another word.
My head hurts so much.
2170
01:21:45,110 --> 01:21:46,319
Jeanie, Eric.
2171
01:21:46,486 --> 01:21:47,737
We can't leave two people alone
not married
2172
01:21:47,821 --> 01:21:49,155
Just because we ruined everything.
2173
01:21:49,322 --> 01:21:50,490
We love you so much, Jeanie.
2174
01:21:50,574 --> 01:21:51,575
We love you, Eric.
2175
01:21:51,658 --> 01:21:52,659
We just want two people to love each other.
2176
01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:53,743
Just love each other.
That's right.
2177
01:21:55,829 --> 01:21:57,080
Jeanie, Eric.
2178
01:21:57,247 --> 01:21:58,748
We cannot let
two people cannot get married.
2179
01:21:58,915 --> 01:22:00,500
Yeah. Just for us
ruin everything?
2180
01:22:00,667 --> 01:22:02,127
I mean, we want to
two people love each other.
2181
01:22:02,294 --> 01:22:03,295
Love each other.
2182
01:22:04,462 --> 01:22:05,922
Alright. Quite strange.
2183
01:22:06,006 --> 01:22:07,340
Since we did that,
literally.
2184
01:22:07,507 --> 01:22:08,842
Always the same.
2185
01:22:09,009 --> 01:22:10,677
We even do
this hand movement.
2186
01:22:10,844 --> 01:22:12,012
Yeah, our everything.
2187
01:22:12,178 --> 01:22:14,180
The thing is, these things
It's all our fault.
2188
01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:16,016
No, it's our fault.
2189
01:22:16,182 --> 01:22:17,851
No, it's certain
is our fault.
2190
01:22:18,018 --> 01:22:19,102
It's our fault.
2191
01:22:19,269 --> 01:22:20,270
No, no, no. Really.
2192
01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:21,855
If anything,
it was my fault.
2193
01:22:23,607 --> 01:22:25,191
Whist! Please stop.
2194
01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:31,573
EVERYONE, SHUT-THE-MOTHER-SHUT-THE-MOUTH!
2195
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,576
Lord Jesus Christ.
2196
01:22:34,743 --> 01:22:36,703
Damned.
2197
01:22:36,828 --> 01:22:39,080
Try to read this paragraph...
2198
01:22:39,331 --> 01:22:40,624
In 20 minutes.
2199
01:22:40,707 --> 01:22:45,211
But you four are damn stupid
You guys continue to haunt me.
2200
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,547
We've only been here for 3 minutes,
2201
01:22:47,631 --> 01:22:48,798
so another 17 minutes...
2202
01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:50,091
- It's because of you.
- Mike.
2203
01:22:50,175 --> 01:22:51,426
I'm using hyperbole.
2204
01:22:51,509 --> 01:22:52,636
I don't know what that means,
2205
01:22:52,719 --> 01:22:54,346
And I think you know that
I don't know.
2206
01:22:54,471 --> 01:22:56,473
Mike, do me a favor.
Close your mouth.
2207
01:22:56,556 --> 01:22:57,515
Go ahead Eric.
2208
01:22:57,599 --> 01:22:58,642
Suck it up.
2209
01:22:58,725 --> 01:23:00,018
Damn, I mean...
2210
01:23:00,185 --> 01:23:03,313
You guys are all self-absorbed and useless
2211
01:23:03,897 --> 01:23:05,106
Eccentric...
2212
01:23:06,274 --> 01:23:07,567
- Yeah.
- I know.
2213
01:23:07,692 --> 01:23:08,652
That's quite right.
2214
01:23:08,735 --> 01:23:09,778
We just found that out.
2215
01:23:09,944 --> 01:23:12,697
They are not good qualities.
We will improve it.
2216
01:23:12,781 --> 01:23:14,783
- It takes a long time.
- Many years.
2217
01:23:14,866 --> 01:23:16,451
We are all confused.
2218
01:23:16,576 --> 01:23:18,662
No, no.
She was not mistaken.
2219
01:23:18,745 --> 01:23:20,872
She just needs to wait for the effects of the medicine to wear off.
2220
01:23:20,955 --> 01:23:22,415
Sorry. Which I gave her.
2221
01:23:22,582 --> 01:23:23,708
And Eric, you can't blame her
2222
01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:25,251
because of whatever she said last night.
2223
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,213
I did a lot of stupid things.
2224
01:23:28,380 --> 01:23:30,924
I was so dehydrated
I drank water from the puddle...
2225
01:23:31,091 --> 01:23:32,258
And I had to go to the hospital...
2226
01:23:32,425 --> 01:23:35,053
because the puddle is really dirty.
2227
01:23:35,261 --> 01:23:36,680
One time he was sleepy
2228
01:23:36,763 --> 01:23:39,015
and signed up for a T-mobile plan.
2229
01:23:39,099 --> 01:23:40,850
One time I was high on drugs.
2230
01:23:40,934 --> 01:23:43,436
I read the back of the bottle
shampoo for 13 hours.
2231
01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:45,647
Because it says "repeat."
2232
01:23:45,730 --> 01:23:47,273
Rinse and repeat.
I got it.
2233
01:23:47,357 --> 01:23:50,402
Jeanie, I know you think that
Eric can be boring...
2234
01:23:50,652 --> 01:23:53,279
Boring talk
This is enough.
2235
01:23:53,780 --> 01:23:54,864
Damned!
2236
01:23:54,948 --> 01:23:56,533
Sixty percent
my investment
2237
01:23:56,616 --> 01:23:59,119
is for promising stocks.
2238
01:23:59,285 --> 01:24:02,622
I don't always look both ways
when I cross the street.
2239
01:24:02,789 --> 01:24:05,792
I always know to have a glass of wine
backup
2240
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,711
during my dinner,
now and later.
2241
01:24:07,794 --> 01:24:09,421
I once watched a movie,
2242
01:24:09,504 --> 01:24:12,006
Walking through the hallway,
watch a second movie.
2243
01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:13,383
Do not pay for the following set.
2244
01:24:13,591 --> 01:24:14,759
Boring?
2245
01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:16,219
Boring?
2246
01:24:16,302 --> 01:24:17,470
What are you saying?
2247
01:24:17,554 --> 01:24:19,097
You're right. We were wrong.
It's so boring.
2248
01:24:19,514 --> 01:24:20,765
Yes, what about this boring one?
2249
01:24:22,642 --> 01:24:24,352
Bam!
2250
01:24:24,477 --> 01:24:26,104
Two hot air balloon tickets
for our honeymoon
2251
01:24:27,272 --> 01:24:28,523
I know you really want to go...
2252
01:24:28,606 --> 01:24:31,484
So I bought this ticket a while ago
to surprise you.
2253
01:24:31,818 --> 01:24:33,653
Surprised?
2254
01:24:33,820 --> 01:24:35,947
Aww!
2255
01:24:36,156 --> 01:24:37,657
Honey, I'm afraid of heights.
2256
01:24:38,324 --> 01:24:39,534
Honey, I'm scared of heights.
2257
01:24:39,617 --> 01:24:40,744
Yeah.
2258
01:24:41,161 --> 01:24:43,288
But my biggest fear., ,
2259
01:24:43,371 --> 01:24:45,498
Is not becoming a husband
that I deserve.
2260
01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:49,669
Honey, I'm sorry I messed up
This is up...
2261
01:24:50,378 --> 01:24:51,504
But I promise that masseuse
2262
01:24:51,588 --> 01:24:53,590
He doesn't touch
My 'lavender perfume box'.
2263
01:24:53,673 --> 01:24:55,508
Oh my God, baby. I love you.
2264
01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:57,802
And I know I want to marry you.
2265
01:24:58,136 --> 01:25:01,014
Today, if you still want me.
2266
01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:03,975
Babe, of course.
Are you kidding me?
2267
01:25:07,437 --> 01:25:08,438
Kiss it.
2268
01:25:08,521 --> 01:25:10,356
Baby, I'm crazy about you.
2269
01:25:22,827 --> 01:25:23,828
Aww!
2270
01:25:24,537 --> 01:25:26,039
I want to marry you now.
2271
01:25:26,206 --> 01:25:28,166
But baby, we canceled
all suppliers already.
2272
01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:30,376
I don't think they will let me
we get married here.
2273
01:25:31,961 --> 01:25:33,004
Leave that to us.
2274
01:25:34,506 --> 01:25:36,132
Leave it to all of us.
2275
01:25:37,467 --> 01:25:38,593
- Yeah!
- Let's go, Mike.
2276
01:25:39,219 --> 01:25:40,804
This way! Oh fuck.
2277
01:25:41,221 --> 01:25:42,722
We should take a detour.
2278
01:25:42,972 --> 01:25:44,432
I'm fine.
2279
01:25:44,724 --> 01:25:46,226
So, which part do you want?
2280
01:25:46,267 --> 01:25:48,436
- We need the whole pig.
- I can't give you the whole pig.
2281
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,063
But we need to do it
100 meals.
2282
01:25:50,522 --> 01:25:53,316
Can you please,
Please, is this okay for the wedding?
2283
01:25:53,399 --> 01:25:55,443
For the last time, us
the place is gone.
2284
01:25:55,568 --> 01:25:56,736
Hold me back.
Hold me back, please.
2285
01:25:56,861 --> 01:25:57,904
What?
2286
01:25:58,196 --> 01:25:59,197
Give us a place.
2287
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:01,074
Everyone get out of the way.
2288
01:26:01,241 --> 01:26:02,909
It's hot. It's so hot.
2289
01:26:02,992 --> 01:26:04,494
- Get out of the way.
Give me back the pig.
2290
01:26:05,245 --> 01:26:07,038
If I provide all the alcohol
2291
01:26:07,121 --> 01:26:09,123
for every bar in the hotel
2292
01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:11,793
at wholesale prices
in the next three years?
2293
01:26:11,876 --> 01:26:13,753
- Agree.
- Yes. That's it.
2294
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:15,213
I will arrange the location.
2295
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:24,681
Ahh!
2296
01:26:29,185 --> 01:26:30,186
Keith, put it together.
2297
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:31,688
We need to move,
move, move.
2298
01:26:31,938 --> 01:26:32,981
I'm trying my best.
2299
01:26:36,651 --> 01:26:37,777
Hell yeah!
2300
01:26:55,712 --> 01:26:56,713
And now...
2301
01:26:56,963 --> 01:26:58,298
A reading...
2302
01:26:58,965 --> 01:27:01,092
From the children's book
which I took in the hotel lobby
2303
01:27:01,384 --> 01:27:03,011
"Aloha Moon"
2304
01:27:03,428 --> 01:27:05,096
"Sea Aloha"
2305
01:27:05,263 --> 01:27:06,639
"Hello friend"
2306
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:08,308
"Hello me"
2307
01:27:08,641 --> 01:27:10,184
- I do.
- I have.
2308
01:27:10,393 --> 01:27:11,728
With the power I've been given
2309
01:27:11,936 --> 01:27:15,481
on the website
www.BeYourOwnDeacon.com
2310
01:27:16,399 --> 01:27:19,652
I declare now, children
are husband and wife.
2311
01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:21,738
The vandals did it.
2312
01:27:21,821 --> 01:27:23,197
Yeah.
2313
01:27:23,531 --> 01:27:25,199
The vandals did it.
2314
01:27:25,366 --> 01:27:26,576
You can kiss the bride.
2315
01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:28,161
Alright. Kiss the bride.
2316
01:27:28,244 --> 01:27:29,370
Kiss the bride.
2317
01:27:31,915 --> 01:27:32,916
Uh-huh.
2318
01:27:36,711 --> 01:27:37,712
Yay!
2319
01:27:50,141 --> 01:27:51,768
- You designed this?
- YES.
2320
01:27:51,851 --> 01:27:54,228
Crazy, huh? We're at a wedding,
it is heart shaped.
2321
01:27:54,312 --> 01:27:55,855
That's a really good idea.
2322
01:27:55,939 --> 01:27:57,482
I have a lot of good ideas.
2323
01:27:57,732 --> 01:28:00,401
My last job,
I am burned by ideas.
2324
01:28:00,526 --> 01:28:02,695
Huh? Actually, I need a new partner,
2325
01:28:03,029 --> 01:28:06,199
Because Dave left me to go paint.
2326
01:28:06,699 --> 01:28:08,201
Do you want...
2327
01:28:08,409 --> 01:28:09,869
Probably works for me.
2328
01:28:10,203 --> 01:28:11,204
Really?
2329
01:28:11,454 --> 01:28:12,872
What do you know about wine?
2330
01:28:13,331 --> 01:28:16,167
Um, just know that it
delicious and I like it.
2331
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,044
And those are the two things you need to know.
2332
01:28:18,127 --> 01:28:19,504
She was hired.
2333
01:28:19,587 --> 01:28:21,381
Great. When do I start?
2334
01:28:21,589 --> 01:28:22,840
You can start
immediately...
2335
01:28:23,299 --> 01:28:25,718
But know that maybe
There will be many late nights.
2336
01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:27,512
Keep it in your pants, okay?
2337
01:28:27,887 --> 01:28:29,389
If we work together,
then remember...
2338
01:28:29,806 --> 01:28:31,349
must be very professional.
2339
01:28:31,933 --> 01:28:33,017
Alright.
2340
01:28:33,142 --> 01:28:34,310
So professional.
2341
01:28:34,394 --> 01:28:35,395
Good.
2342
01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:36,479
Alright.
Good.
2343
01:28:36,562 --> 01:28:37,563
Alright.
Okay.
2344
01:28:37,647 --> 01:28:38,648
Alright.
YES.
2345
01:28:38,731 --> 01:28:40,191
- Are you sure?
- I do not know.
2346
01:28:41,609 --> 01:28:42,735
What?
2347
01:28:44,362 --> 01:28:45,822
- What did you say?
- What?
2348
01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:48,533
♪ Love me tender ♪
2349
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:51,035
♪ Love me sweet ♪
2350
01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:54,414
♪ Never let me go ♪
2351
01:28:58,543 --> 01:29:02,588
♪ You have made
my life complete ♪
2352
01:29:06,718 --> 01:29:07,719
I don't.
2353
01:29:10,930 --> 01:29:12,765
♪ Love me tender ♪
2354
01:29:13,599 --> 01:29:15,226
♪ Love me true ♪
2355
01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:20,106
♪ All my dreams fulfilled ♪
2356
01:29:24,110 --> 01:29:27,405
♪ For my darlin' I Iove you ♪
2357
01:29:27,697 --> 01:29:29,490
Tatiana says this will happen.
2358
01:29:29,782 --> 01:29:30,867
I am myself again.
2359
01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:31,951
Really?
2360
01:29:32,035 --> 01:29:33,828
That's the sweetest thing
anyone ever told me.
2361
01:29:40,835 --> 01:29:41,919
I like you.
2362
01:29:49,093 --> 01:29:50,428
Wait. Everyone is around.
2363
01:29:50,511 --> 01:29:52,597
- Show them.
- Mmm. Okay.
2364
01:29:54,932 --> 01:29:55,975
Whoa!
2365
01:29:56,476 --> 01:29:58,227
Hello everyone.
2366
01:29:58,311 --> 01:30:00,688
Excuse me, everyone can
Can you pay attention, please?
2367
01:30:02,106 --> 01:30:04,233
My husband and I...
2368
01:30:04,317 --> 01:30:08,029
I want to thank you four
very amazing person...
2369
01:30:08,112 --> 01:30:09,864
Saved the day.
2370
01:30:10,156 --> 01:30:13,534
Mike and Dave would like to say a few words...
2371
01:30:13,826 --> 01:30:15,578
So we want to invite them up.
2372
01:30:15,661 --> 01:30:16,704
Come on, boys.
2373
01:30:18,498 --> 01:30:19,499
Thank you, Jeanie.
2374
01:30:20,124 --> 01:30:21,417
We didn't have one
our speech
2375
01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:23,169
At the rehearsal party.
2376
01:30:23,252 --> 01:30:25,630
Because we destroyed it
because of fighting...
2377
01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:28,007
But we just want to
everyone here knows...
2378
01:30:28,508 --> 01:30:30,009
how we feel about people.
2379
01:30:30,468 --> 01:30:31,511
Lamp.
2380
01:30:34,055 --> 01:30:35,056
I'm getting fatter and fatter.
2381
01:30:36,349 --> 01:30:37,558
Does anyone know what's coming?
2382
01:30:48,528 --> 01:30:52,990
♪ You are so beautiful I ♪
2383
01:30:53,491 --> 01:30:55,910
♪ So beautiful ♪
2384
01:30:56,244 --> 01:30:57,245
Aww.
2385
01:30:59,205 --> 01:31:00,289
♪ To me ♪
2386
01:31:00,373 --> 01:31:01,499
Aww.
2387
01:31:02,542 --> 01:31:04,293
♪ Can't you see? ♪
2388
01:31:04,377 --> 01:31:06,087
♪ You're so beautiful I ♪
2389
01:31:06,504 --> 01:31:08,047
This is beautiful, man.
2390
01:31:08,381 --> 01:31:12,593
♪ You're everything I hoped for ♪
2391
01:31:13,010 --> 01:31:15,263
Baby sister!
2392
01:31:15,346 --> 01:31:19,100
♪ You're everything I need ♪
2393
01:31:19,183 --> 01:31:22,228
Oh!
2394
01:31:23,312 --> 01:31:24,730
They did well.
2395
01:31:24,814 --> 01:31:26,566
♪ You are so beautiful I ♪
2396
01:31:27,233 --> 01:31:28,484
As a couple.
Right everyone?
2397
01:31:29,152 --> 01:31:30,361
Oh!
2398
01:31:30,570 --> 01:31:31,612
♪ To me ♪
2399
01:31:33,072 --> 01:31:34,657
♪ And to you. ♪
2400
01:31:35,116 --> 01:31:36,659
♪ And to you. To all of us. ♪
2401
01:31:36,742 --> 01:31:38,244
You are very beautiful, Jeanie!
2402
01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:40,746
Oh!
2403
01:31:42,415 --> 01:31:43,875
Dear everyone, Dave.
2404
01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:45,918
He will draw!
2405
01:31:46,252 --> 01:31:47,503
Love you guys.
2406
01:31:48,796 --> 01:31:49,922
So sweet.
2407
01:31:50,173 --> 01:31:51,799
Thought they would blow it up.
Luckily no.
2408
01:31:51,883 --> 01:31:52,884
That's a good thing.
2409
01:31:53,259 --> 01:31:55,928
♪ This is how we do it ♪
2410
01:31:57,889 --> 01:31:59,557
♪ This is how we do it ♪
2411
01:32:02,602 --> 01:32:04,770
♪ This is how we do it ♪
2412
01:32:05,104 --> 01:32:06,981
♪ This is how we do it ♪
2413
01:32:07,190 --> 01:32:08,608
♪ It's Friday night ♪
2414
01:32:08,691 --> 01:32:09,692
Úi, cô không ném...
2415
01:32:09,775 --> 01:32:10,985
♪ And I feel all right ♪
2416
01:32:11,736 --> 01:32:14,030
♪ The party's here
on the west side ♪
2417
01:32:14,113 --> 01:32:16,574
♪ So I reach for my forty
and I turn it up ♪
2418
01:32:16,657 --> 01:32:18,868
♪ Designated driver
got the keys to my truck ♪
2419
01:32:18,951 --> 01:32:20,036
♪ Hit the shore
'cause I'm faded ♪
2420
01:32:20,119 --> 01:32:21,120
♪ Faded ♪
2421
01:32:21,204 --> 01:32:22,205
♪ Honey on the streets saying ♪
2422
01:32:22,288 --> 01:32:23,372
♪ Monty, yo, we made it ♪
2423
01:32:23,539 --> 01:32:25,666
♪ I'm kinda buzzed
and it's all because ♪
2424
01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,585
♪ This is how we do it ♪
2425
01:32:27,668 --> 01:32:30,171
♪ South Central does it
like nobody does ♪
2426
01:32:30,421 --> 01:32:31,923
♪ This is how we do it ♪
2427
01:32:32,006 --> 01:32:33,007
Very good.
2428
01:32:33,090 --> 01:32:34,467
♪ To all my neighbors,
you got much flavor ♪
2429
01:32:34,967 --> 01:32:37,303
♪ This is how we do it ♪
2430
01:32:37,511 --> 01:32:40,806
2431
01:32:41,641 --> 01:32:43,476
Hell yeah! So beautiful!
2432
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,811
Oh, my goodness!
2433
01:32:46,229 --> 01:32:47,271
Yes...
2434
01:32:48,606 --> 01:32:50,191
I chose a bad posture, people.
2435
01:32:50,691 --> 01:32:51,734
Firework!
2436
01:32:52,818 --> 01:32:54,403
This is for you, Jeanie!
2437
01:32:55,571 --> 01:32:57,490
Fireworks end the show.
2438
01:32:59,575 --> 01:33:01,327
From China, those fireworks.
2439
01:33:16,092 --> 01:33:18,386
These idiots!
You stupid cunt!
2440
01:33:31,232 --> 01:33:32,733
So high.
2441
01:33:32,817 --> 01:33:34,360
I don't know you
can be done this way.
2442
01:33:34,485 --> 01:33:35,820
Oh...
2443
01:33:38,614 --> 01:33:39,657
I'm done.
2444
01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:41,409
Fuck. Damned.
2445
01:33:41,492 --> 01:33:42,493
Alright.
2446
01:33:42,576 --> 01:33:44,078
Great.
Good job.
2447
01:33:54,297 --> 01:33:55,298
Whoo!
2448
01:33:58,384 --> 01:34:00,136
I can't keep up with the movies
Game of thrones,
2449
01:34:00,219 --> 01:34:01,512
I don't even know
what's going on
2450
01:34:01,595 --> 01:34:03,639
with khaleesi and her Dothraki boyfriend
2451
01:34:03,723 --> 01:34:06,559
Okay. Yes he died,
and now Jon Snow.
2452
01:34:06,642 --> 01:34:07,768
Jon Snow?
2453
01:34:07,852 --> 01:34:09,729
Fuck him. Anyway,
you are taller than him.
2454
01:34:09,854 --> 01:34:11,314
Look at him.
2455
01:34:12,064 --> 01:34:13,733
I just discovered someone
cave exploration
2456
01:34:13,816 --> 01:34:15,484
sank in my cellar.
2457
01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:20,239
You're as fresh as a dick
in the morning so.
2458
01:34:20,323 --> 01:34:21,824
Not that fresh.
2459
01:34:21,907 --> 01:34:24,285
Have you ever sucked a cock
in the morning?
2460
01:34:24,744 --> 01:34:26,954
I brush my teeth with that cock, girl.
2461
01:34:27,038 --> 01:34:28,831
What?
2462
01:34:28,914 --> 01:34:30,833
Oh. Some people don't like it
Is that a joke?
2463
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:35,171
I'm rushing up here.
She is like a piece of meat.
2464
01:34:35,254 --> 01:34:36,756
Inner dialogue.
Inner dialogue.
2465
01:34:36,881 --> 01:34:38,382
I used to have really bad braces,
2466
01:34:38,466 --> 01:34:40,134
and I sucked his thumb
a homeless person.
2467
01:34:40,259 --> 01:34:41,761
Dave actually had to go to the hospital
pick you up because
2468
01:34:41,844 --> 01:34:45,639
They found 13 pokemon
and Slammers...
2469
01:34:45,723 --> 01:34:47,099
is clearing your ass.
2470
01:34:47,266 --> 01:34:49,602
You have to wait to tease us.
2471
01:34:50,269 --> 01:34:51,896
Pikachu.
2472
01:34:52,438 --> 01:34:53,647
Pikachu.
2473
01:34:54,315 --> 01:34:55,524
Charmander.
2474
01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:58,778
It's okay. No no.
Keep your bird inside.
2475
01:35:01,489 --> 01:35:03,783
Almost my whole life, I think
goat cheese
2476
01:35:03,866 --> 01:35:06,911
is slang to refer to
the cheese is spoiling.
2477
01:35:06,994 --> 01:35:08,579
I see a piece of cheese
flowing and I was like...
2478
01:35:08,662 --> 01:35:10,247
"Dude, it's goat cheese."
2479
01:35:10,331 --> 01:35:12,124
Or "Get that goat cheese off the counter"
2480
01:35:12,375 --> 01:35:14,919
You look like a burst taco
2481
01:35:15,002 --> 01:35:16,045
Like festival food.
2482
01:35:16,170 --> 01:35:17,713
Like sandwiches
the chef would say,
2483
01:35:17,797 --> 01:35:19,131
"We're throwing it away."
2484
01:35:19,298 --> 01:35:20,966
What are we doing?
2485
01:35:58,629 --> 01:36:00,047
Chơi bóng, Mike.
2486
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:06,000
Trans and edited by hatieupro
2487
01:36:06,163 --> 01:36:10,163
NetHD Subteam
2489
01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:13,352
Stang life, getting rich
Selling fucking liquor quick
2490
01:36:13,436 --> 01:36:15,688
Mike and me forever
it's the Stang llife, bitch
2491
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:16,814
Stang life
2492
01:36:16,897 --> 01:36:18,774
I will never die
I'm a Stang, bitch
2493
01:36:18,858 --> 01:36:21,444
Brunch make me nut a D
on the B
2494
01:36:21,527 --> 01:36:24,613
Find fucking girls to my
sister's wedding at the beach,
2495
01:36:24,697 --> 01:36:28,409
Now we in first-class seats,
Couldn't hold me back G,
2496
01:36:28,868 --> 01:36:30,453
Jeanie's single, then, wow
2497
01:36:30,536 --> 01:36:33,247
Sippin' Cristal,Sippin sippin' Cristal,
2498
01:36:33,330 --> 01:36:34,415
Sipping Crista I
2499
01:36:34,498 --> 01:36:37,418
Jeanie Jeanie Beanie Weanie
Getting married with Eric
2500
01:36:37,501 --> 01:36:39,378
Guaranteed he's got
a big, big weenie
2501
01:36:39,503 --> 01:36:40,963
I'm proud of my lil' sis,
2502
01:36:41,046 --> 01:36:42,798
Proud that she got
a wedding ring
2503
01:36:42,882 --> 01:36:44,967
And a necklace
Eric is my brother now
2504
01:36:45,050 --> 01:36:46,302
So that means I'm kinda black,
2505
01:36:46,385 --> 01:36:48,220
Oh wait,
Not really I'm white man,
2506
01:36:48,304 --> 01:36:49,972
I'm just happy to be
related to you honestly,
2507
01:36:50,055 --> 01:36:51,265
Shout out to Eric
2508
01:36:51,348 --> 01:36:53,642
I be like Superman
Let me out the cage
2509
01:36:53,726 --> 01:36:55,978
I got out my cast,
And I flipped the page,
2510
01:36:56,061 --> 01:36:58,647
And now I'm drawing comic
books like I used to do
2511
01:36:58,731 --> 01:36:59,690
Kinda cool
2512
01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:02,151
Little sister Jeanie
getting married too
2513
01:37:02,234 --> 01:37:04,528
Mike and me forever
it's the Stang life, bitch
2514
01:37:04,612 --> 01:37:07,156
Stang life, getting rich
Selling fucking liquor quick,
2515
01:37:07,239 --> 01:37:09,658
Mike and me forever
it's the Stang life, bitch
2516
01:37:09,742 --> 01:37:10,701
Stang life
2517
01:37:10,784 --> 01:37:12,495
I will never die
I'm a Stangle, bitch
2518
01:37:12,578 --> 01:37:14,622
We'll put the wedding
back together
2519
01:37:14,705 --> 01:37:17,374
First we broke it up
But we made it better
2520
01:37:17,917 --> 01:37:20,544
Nobody makes fun of me
in any way
2521
01:37:20,628 --> 01:37:22,755
'Cause I got Mike by my side
2522
01:37:22,838 --> 01:37:24,590
Know what he said?
Scoliosis
2523
01:37:24,673 --> 01:37:26,175
Now I'm fucking your bitch
2524
01:37:26,258 --> 01:37:28,844
Scoliosis now I'm fucking two chicks
2525
01:37:28,928 --> 01:37:31,305
Scoliosis vroom vroom vroom
2526
01:37:31,388 --> 01:37:33,516
Coming through the jungle at you like boom
2527
01:37:33,599 --> 01:37:36,185
Mike and Dave Stangle
on the ATV
2528
01:37:36,268 --> 01:37:38,771
- "We're gonna die!"
- it's my girls and me
2529
01:37:38,854 --> 01:37:41,190
My crew and us
We just cruising through
2530
01:37:41,273 --> 01:37:43,984
And fucking back-flips
offjumps guaranteed
2531
01:37:44,068 --> 01:37:46,570
Ran over my sister's face
It was kinda wack
2532
01:37:46,654 --> 01:37:49,490
But you know what?
We came back from that
2533
01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:51,742
You're getting married now
And it's okay
2534
01:37:51,825 --> 01:37:54,495
You're so Jurassic
You're so fantastic
2535
01:37:54,578 --> 01:37:56,664
Mike and me forever
it's the Stang life, bitch
2536
01:37:56,747 --> 01:37:59,250
Stang life, getting rich
Selling fucking liquor quick,
2537
01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:01,877
Mike and me forever
it's the Stang life, bitch
2538
01:38:01,961 --> 01:38:03,045
Stang life
2539
01:38:03,128 --> 01:38:05,130
I will never die,
I'm a Stangle bitch
2540
01:38:05,214 --> 01:38:07,258
My boy Dave
putting pen to paper
2541
01:38:08,425 --> 01:38:10,469
Trying to get this damn label off,
2542
01:38:11,136 --> 01:38:12,471
Like Aftermath
2543
01:38:13,180 --> 01:38:15,182
Vanilla Ice remodelled my house
2544
01:38:15,391 --> 01:38:17,810
Told Dave and I we should start rappin'
2545
01:38:17,893 --> 01:38:19,520
My brother's
the best white rapper
2546
01:38:19,603 --> 01:38:20,896
Fuck Eminem!