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Hi there, remember me?

2
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It's me, Sukhi.

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I'd gathered beds and beddings
two years ago, in my uncle's village.

4
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We gathered them,
but no one returned them.

5
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Anyway forget it,
doesn't concern us.

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Theirs owners
will take them back.

7
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That was our talkative
cook cum confectioner, Sadhu.

8
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He spent the whole movie trying to
figure out how to make Chocolate Barfi.

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He did manage to
get us one in the end.

10
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Now the only difference here
is that Sadhu is not a confectioner..

11
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..but the grandfather of
the boy who is about to get married.

12
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But he is just as talkative.

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There will be distillation
this time as well.

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There will fun and
chaos this time as well.

15
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There will be collection of
beds and beddings this time as well.

16
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But in Canada.

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This is Surrey,
a Punjabi village in British Columbia.

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Sadhu Singh has been staying
here from quite some time now.

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Sadhu had just one dream.

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He wanted his grandson,
my mother's sister's son Ganda..

21
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..to get married in Punjab.

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And that it should be
at least a 15 days affair.

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But he couldn't go to
Punjab due to some problems.

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So,
he turned Surrey into Punjab.

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So, get ready guys.

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We'll gather beds
and beddings in Canada.

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Let's me show you what chaos
awaits you in Manje Bistre 2!

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Pichora!

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Ganda!

30
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Where is everyone?
No one's in sight.

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Is anyone alive?
Or did all of you die before me?

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Pichora!

33
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Ganda!

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Honey!

35
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Yes, Bapu-ji (grandfather)?

36
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Where's everyone?

37
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- You need something?
- I don't need anyone.

38
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There are just 10 days
left for the wedding.

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Tell me how will
the wedding take place!

40
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Don't worry, the wedding take place.

41
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This isn't a western
wedding where in you muah..

42
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And you are married.

43
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Don't the bride and the groom
kiss each other during the wedding?

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I cannot say much about
the bride and the groom..

45
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..but many kiss many
in their drunkard state.

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Guests get together
10 days before the wedding.

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We end up using more water in
alcohol than on washing the utensils.

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And everyone tends to drink a lot.

49
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Guests will soon be arriving.

50
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Where have we started
the distillation process?

51
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Bapu-ji, it's illegal
to make alcohol at home.

52
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That's why I wanted him
to get married in Punjab.

53
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There cops help you start
the distillation process.

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And they also shoot
twice before they leave.

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Bang-bang.

56
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Then you should have
done the wedding in Punjab.

57
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But no one listens to me.

58
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I had just one last wish.

59
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I wanted my grandson's wedding to
take place in a grand scale in Punjab.

60
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Get this straight.
People take God's name while dying.

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I'll be abusing my
whole family while dying.

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Damn your mother, damn your sister..
Can you believe that?

63
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Calm down, Bapu. What's wrong?

64
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What else could go wrong?

65
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Didn't I tell you to
get Ganda married in Punjab?

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There are just 10 days
left for the wedding..

67
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..yet no arrangements have been made.

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This house looks as sad as a house..

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..where a daughter has
just been married off.

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- Can you believe it?
- Don't worry, Bapu.

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Your grandson's wedding
will take place..

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..just as you had wanted
it to take place in Punjab.

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Then all the guests will get arrested.

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Before taking the action outside..

75
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..first at least set
the mood inside the house.

76
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What's the use of your
property and business?

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I was better off than you.

78
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Though I was just a berry plucker..

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..alcohol was as free flowing at your
wedding as water is in the fields.

80
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Can you believe it?

81
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Bapu, Kaleja and Tota
have gone to the grocery store.

82
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They will get alcohol on their
way back. We will have alcohol.

83
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Who do you plan to serve it to?

84
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We also need people to drink it!

85
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Calm down before you pop
a vein and paralyse yourself.

86
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We have send invites,
we will guests joining us.

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We will serve alcohol to them.

88
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Now let me quickly go to my office,
people are waiting for me.

89
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Let me make some money to
spend on your grandson's wedding.

90
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All of them are neither
happy when someone is born..

91
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..nor are they sad when someone dies.

92
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Honey, get me something to eat.

93
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Let me have two pegs and do my thing.

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Bapu-ji, my name is not Honey.

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My name is Christlane.

96
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You too have started acting
smart after learning Punjabi.

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Back then you'd thank
us when we used to cuss you.

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Alright!

99
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Come on guys,
we've brought the groceries.

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Kaleja, call Honey.

101
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Tota, you shouldn't talk
to her in front of Bapu.

102
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He might look half blind to you..

103
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..but he keeps an
eye on us like FBI would.

104
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Come on, we are only asking
her to carry the groceries inside.

105
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We aren't offering her flowers.

106
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Come on, Krishma.

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Tota, Cristina.

108
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- Come on, my sweetheart.
- Yeah, come on, baby!

109
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- My Cristina is here.
- Look at her walk.

110
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I'll whack both of you.

111
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You've forgotten who you
are after coming to Canada?

112
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No servant would do
anything for in Punjab..

113
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..and here you are trying
to order around a foreigner?

114
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I know you haven't called
her out to carry the bags.

115
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You've called her out to have fun.

116
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Bapu, it's for the house,
what's wrong with her helping us?

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- She too is a servant just like us.
- How is she like you?

118
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Look at her colour and
then look at your ugly faces!

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Even a mosquito thinks twice before
biting you, fearing his own death.

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- Heard that?
- That includes you, Kalja.

121
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- It's not Kalja, Kaleja, Bapu.
- Both are the same.

122
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Get this straight.

123
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She understands everything.

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If she decides to payback, you won't
understand the cusses she will use.

125
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Honey, you too get this straight.

126
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If I see you with them,
then you'll see the worse in me.

127
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Even if they are dying,
you won't offer them water.

128
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- Okay, Bapu-ji.
- Get out of my sight!

129
00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:17,583
And why didn't you call the one
because of whom we are doing all this?

130
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Bapu, he is also on his phone.

131
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I wonder which witch does
Ganda keep talking to on the phone.

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With his fiancee, Bapu-ji.

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Damn you all.

134
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My grandson has started
drinking fancy?

135
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Not fancy, fiancee. His future wife.

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- He is talking to his betrothal.
- Okay.

137
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There he is, Bapu.

138
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- I love you.
- Wait, you dog!

139
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Don't you have any shame?
You keep saying "love you" to girls!

140
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Bapu, I just said I love you.

141
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Kids here do everything
before the wedding.

142
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That's why doom is near.

143
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Bapu, don't be mad. Cool.

144
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You have to say such
things before the wedding.

145
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People check the goods
before they buy them.

146
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She is going to be my life partner.

147
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Like we never got married.

148
00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:03,708
Your grandma used to hide
her face under such a big veil.

149
00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:07,125
She learnt who her husband
is a year after the wedding.

150
00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:10,708
When your father was born,
I danced on one foot.

151
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She saw that I am the one who
is the happiest so I am her husband.

152
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Bapu, this is what the problem is!

153
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This is what the problem is, man!

154
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You got grandma home
without checking her out.

155
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If you had checked
you'd know that she winks.

156
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She doesn't wink, she blinks!

157
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- Mine just winked, yours will kick.
- Bapu!

158
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Tota, Bapu's back on business.

159
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Get out of here.

160
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Get lost!

161
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If he wasn't the groom,
his head would have been bandaged.

162
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I'd broken his head open with a stick.

163
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Bapu-ji, don't get angry.
Blood pressure will rise.

164
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At this age when there is a shortage
of blood, how would it even rise?

165
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They meet before the wedding..

166
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..then they always stay
under their wives' thumbs.

167
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You know what used
to happen back then?

168
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There used to be one wife
and around seven to eight kids.

169
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,666
Nowadays it's the other way around.

170
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,583
They have one kid
and seven to eight wives.

171
00:09:05,666 --> 00:09:07,291
What rubbish!

172
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,375
Let's go.

173
00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:12,250
Honey, I think you should
call a few of your Canadian men.

174
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:15,583
We will play Michael Jackson
songs and do Bhangra on it.

175
00:09:15,666 --> 00:09:18,458
- Ganda!
- "I went to fetch water.."

176
00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,000
Bapu-ji, do you know where Ganda is?

177
00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:23,166
Ganda is stuck to his phone.

178
00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,541
Oh no, my son got electrocuted?

179
00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:28,666
Electrocuted?
He's on the phone and not a tower..

180
00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,875
..talking to the mother
of your future grandson.

181
00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,875
- Ganda!
- Yeah, momma?

182
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,291
There you are!

183
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,625
My sister, her husband and
son Sukhi are coming from Punjab.

184
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Get ready quickly.

185
00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:41,291
Weren't they supposed to come tomorrow?
They are coming a day sooner?

186
00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:44,083
Bapu-ji, they are the ones
most excited for the wedding.

187
00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,500
That's why they are
coming a day sooner.

188
00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:46,833
Mom, you should have told me.

189
00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:48,666
I would have gone to
pick them up at the airport.

190
00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:52,208
You'd if you could spare some
time from flirting with your wife.

191
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,916
Bapu! My brother's
gone to 'pitch' them.

192
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,708
- Get ready!
- Mom! Not pitch, pick.

193
00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,791
Whatever!

194
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:00,541
There you go guys!

195
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,166
Guests have arrived,
let the party come alive!

196
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,000
Come and welcome the guests.

197
00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:07,458
They are here! Move aside.

198
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:10,125
- My courtyard is filled with..
- Are they guests or dacoits?

199
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,541
Sukhi, my friend is here!

200
00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,041
Like this!

201
00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:33,750
Wonderful!

202
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,416
Sukhi is here!

203
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,000
What is this that you are doing, aunt?

204
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,125
Come on, aunt!

205
00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,833
Remove her batteries or
she'll get exhausted here itself.

206
00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:44,291
- I seek your blessings, Bapu.
- God bless you, son.

207
00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:45,500
I seek your blessings.

208
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,666
- Hello. How are you?
- Aunt!

209
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,583
Hello, uncle!

210
00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:53,083
Seek his blessings, you idiot!

211
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,750
God bless you.

212
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000
Hello.

213
00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,166
Uncle, get our bags!

214
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:03,791
"Let's go to the fair,
I'll carry your son."

215
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,166
Come on, uncle!

216
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:10,375
His mother's family is here!

217
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:14,791
Bapu, good that his wedding
is taking place in Canada.

218
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,666
Otherwise by now in Punjab
someone must have committed..

219
00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:20,541
..that the boy must be washing
utensils to make a living in Canada.

220
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:25,791
Because of this wedding
brother finally got to see Canada.

221
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:27,958
I was better off in India.

222
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,000
There you can carry a kilo
of poppy straws in your purse.

223
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,875
Here they even made us throw
two packets of tobacco that we had.

224
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,083
You should have opened
your mouth like the dustbin..

225
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,666
..and asked them to throw them in it.

226
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,708
Come on!

227
00:11:38,791 --> 00:11:40,708
Bapu, tell me, do you want
to take the guests inside..

228
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,916
..or should I take
them back to the airport?

229
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,500
- Come on, let's go inside.
- Come on boys, get the bags.

230
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:45,791
Let's go onside.

231
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,708
- Aunt, where's uncle?
- He's..

232
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,625
He must be busy preparing
for the wedding.

233
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,208
Like hell he's preparing
for the wedding.

234
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,583
He's busy making money.

235
00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:00,041
Bapu-ji, then who is
handing the preparations?

236
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:01,916
Sister, men do it here.

237
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,208
Like they make cattle
do it in Punjab, uncle!

238
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,291
Try to understand, you fool.

239
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:09,541
Here you hire help
and then just relax.

240
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,416
- They will handle everything.
- Then how will you enjoy the wedding?

241
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,250
Now do you want me to add
spices to make it enjoyable?

242
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:19,541
Uncle, till you don't do
the wedding chores by yourself..

243
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,000
..you don't get the
feel of the wedding.

244
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:23,708
I am dying to roll the Ladoos
(sweets) with my own hands.

245
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,666
How will you roll them, Bapu?

246
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,708
Your hands shake so much that if you
hold a Ladoo, it starts to disintegrate.

247
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,791
They are behaving like
the white people here.

248
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:36,708
- They have hired a welding guy.
- Not a welder, a wedding planner.

249
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,375
Wedding planner?

250
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,250
So, who are you?

251
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:47,791
He's my father.

252
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,416
And who are you?

253
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:53,916
He's my son.

254
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,708
Who is it, Sukhi?

255
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,958
A father and a son, Bapu.

256
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,958
- And a Laatu.
- Laatu?

257
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:05,083
Hey, I am a cook not a Laatu.

258
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,083
Come in, Tambu Ram. Walk straight in.

259
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,000
Sukhi, let them come.

260
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,083
They are the ones making all
the arrangements for the wedding.

261
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,625
Okay. Let's go.

262
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,333
Let's go! Move it!

263
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:17,916
Come on, let's go.

264
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:23,625
Mr. Pishora Singh, please tell me
what kind of arrangements do you want?

265
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,958
- Well..
- Shut up.

266
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,750
We want a Punjab style wedding.

267
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,541
10-15 to fight.

268
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:32,500
Hello!

269
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,250
He's not going kidnap the girl,
he's going to marry her.

270
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,291
You just said you want
a Punjab style wedding.

271
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,000
No dude,
I don't want a Punjabi wedding.

272
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,916
My Canadian friends
will be attending it.

273
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,875
I want an urban wedding,
Canadian style.

274
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,333
Forget his wedding.

275
00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:48,750
Tell me, can you arrange
for an old man's funeral function?

276
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,958
Was the old man a resident in Canada?

277
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:54,416
I am a resident but they
don't treat my life a family.

278
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,375
Don't get angry, Bapu.

279
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,458
Don't worry,
we'll do it as you want it.

280
00:13:58,541 --> 00:13:59,833
You all want to embarrass me.

281
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,833
Haven't you already embarrassed
me enough by naming me Ganda Singh?

282
00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,833
Be grateful that he
agreed on Ganda Singh.

283
00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,833
He wanted to name you Batu.

284
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:11,375
Don't worry, on the wedding invite,
we'll write your name as Onion Singh.

285
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,916
Why don't you get married instead?
I'm not getting married.

286
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,166
Look, decide whatever you want to.

287
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,125
We've spent 250,000 to come here.

288
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,625
Why are you lying?

289
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,041
Three people can come
here from Punjab in 250,000.

290
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,833
We have come from Punjab, Laatu.

291
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,208
- Three people.
- Really?

292
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,083
Yes.

293
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,958
Bapu, there are still 10
odd days left for the wedding.

294
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,708
Who knows whether you'll
make it till then or not.

295
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,166
Let him get married like he wants.

296
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:36,583
If you extend his visa again
then you'll see the worst of me.

297
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,500
I'll get you deported.

298
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,416
Don't you have any shame?

299
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,291
You have an elderly in your house.

300
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,000
This might be the
last wedding he attends.

301
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,333
Let him get the wedding
done like he wants.

302
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,166
Daddy, what kind of a wedding
contract have you taken up?

303
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,458
When they are acting
like this when sober..

304
00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:51,666
..I wonder how will
they behave when drunk.

305
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,833
Excuse me!

306
00:14:53,916 --> 00:14:55,708
Excuse me!

307
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,958
We cannot make the arrangements
for the wedding like this.

308
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,875
That's why I suggest we
should do the wedding in Punjab.

309
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,583
But no one listens to me.

310
00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:06,083
Listen Bapu-ji, I have an option..

311
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,916
..which will keep both parties happy.

312
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,208
Bark away!

313
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,750
Now don't dare bite me!

314
00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:13,833
Did you understand that, Bapu-ji?

315
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,625
Now explain it to us.

316
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,125
Fine, I'll explain it to all of you.

317
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:23,958
Before we came here,
we used to plan wedding in Punjab.

318
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,500
This Laatu is also from Punjab.

319
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:33,875
Trust me,
he had catered at all the minister..

320
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,833
..funerals in Punjab.

321
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,750
Why do you need to tell us that?

322
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,083
Good question, let me explain.

323
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,875
We will have a mix wedding.

324
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,833
Bapu, at one side of the
house we'll start an open kitchen.

325
00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:47,708
We will make Ladoos,
Jalebis and Balushahis there.

326
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,000
Like back in the village.

327
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,625
On the other side we
will set up white curtains.

328
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,541
Brand new white curtains.

329
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,750
This will have western
style of arrangements..

330
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,750
..which doesn't happen
in our villages.

331
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,750
Laatu, can you cook Punjab cuisine?

332
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,125
I can even filter butter
out of a cooked vegetable.

333
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,750
That makes you a thief.

334
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,500
Whatever.

335
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,083
Anyway moving on, it simple words..

336
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,750
..we will be serving wine on one
side and local liquor on the other.

337
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:16,125
And if anything goes wrong,
we will also start using our sticks.

338
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,958
Then let it be. Forget it.

339
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,250
Why don't you just
bring the bride home?

340
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,916
Just bring the bride home?
Do you think we are paupers?

341
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,583
God alone knows that, I don't know.

342
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:30,500
But even paupers don't
talk about sticks like you do.

343
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:31,875
- Right, son?
- Yes, yes.

344
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,541
- Laatu is your son?
- Son?

345
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,750
Why are you saying yes
when you are not my son?

346
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,041
Why did you address me as son then?

347
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,333
Whatever!

348
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,500
Do whatever kind of wedding you want.

349
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:48,750
It should be a mix of
Punjabi and Canadian style.

350
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,083
That is better.

351
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,250
This will work.

352
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,541
Okay, done.

353
00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:54,583
Don't know when will I get married?

354
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,125
- Sukhi!
- Yes, Bapu?

355
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:03,291
During my wedding
there were 15 innovas.

356
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,416
Innovas?

357
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,833
But they weren't
manufactured back then.

358
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:08,166
Then it must be doing
your uncle's wedding.

359
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,458
But there weren't any
innovas back then as well.

360
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,208
Then it must be some other car.

361
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,791
You aren't leaving the car, are you?

362
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,500
You aren't talking
about the groceries.

363
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:16,583
- Bapu?
- Yes?

364
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,250
How many chickens do we take?

365
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,916
Enough to so that
each person gets four.

366
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,500
Why don't we just get
ourselves poultry farm?

367
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,666
Many of them turn out to be dead.

368
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:27,666
Like these ones are crowing.

369
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,708
Let's get the things and get going.

370
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,625
Excuse me!

371
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:06,916
Excuse me!

372
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,958
Excuse me!

373
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:10,375
Tell me, what do you want?

374
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,208
Do you work here?

375
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,583
Something like that.

376
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:19,375
- But your uniform..
- My uniform.. well, I..

377
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,041
Are you the owner of the store?

378
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,500
Sorry, I didn't realise.

379
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,416
Can you help me a little, please?

380
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,541
I have picked up quite a few things.

381
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,875
If I could get a trolley or a basket..

382
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,166
- I'm sorry but..
- There you go, dear.

383
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,791
You are carrying such a
big basket for just two things?

384
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,916
A few more things and
you'd be using a trolley.

385
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,625
I guess I took too many things.
Thank you so much.

386
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:44,875
It's not a problem, no problem.

387
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,083
Tell me where the billing counter is.
This is my first time in this store.

388
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,375
Come on, this is a limit.
How can I take money from you?

389
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:51,750
It's not right. Please.

390
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,458
No, I'll pay it.

391
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,458
Look, we anyway have sales.

392
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,750
We give away so many things for free.

393
00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:59,291
I being a Punjabi cannot
take money from you.

394
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,666
- Please, please, thank you.
- Are you sure?

395
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,500
- Yes.
- Thank you.

396
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:06,583
Who knows, she might fall
for me because of some free breads.

397
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,250
- Hello!
- Yes?

398
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,291
Where are you off to without paying?

399
00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:18,916
Being a Punjabi you are stealing?
Don't you feel ashamed?

400
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,583
No, I didn't steal.
Your owner gave me these things.

401
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,208
- That's why I was taking them.
- Which owner?

402
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,208
The one in pink turban.

403
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,666
- He's the owner?
- Yes.

404
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,750
We won't give men like
him goods even if they pay.

405
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,333
Give them back.

406
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,208
What a mess.

407
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:36,208
I didn't know that
these alarms would be here.

408
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,583
You didn't tell me what happened.

409
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,250
What else could have happened?

410
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:58,750
The boy was troubling the girl.
We thrashed him up.

411
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,333
Good.

412
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,125
He deserved it.

413
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,166
Hello?

414
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,416
I am not here to trouble you.

415
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,708
Actually, I made a mistake.

416
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:14,875
You are so beautiful
that after I saw you..

417
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:17,083
..I thought I should
give everything away to you.

418
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:21,250
It was later that I realised that what
I am giving you doesn't belong to me.

419
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,250
Look, I don't know your name..

420
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:28,750
The Romeo doesn't know
her name but has her number.

421
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:32,458
I thought I should apologise to you.

422
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,625
Who knows when I'll
get to meet you next.

423
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,291
Please forgive me before you leave.

424
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,416
I've made a mistake.

425
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:41,625
It's okay.

426
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,291
I think he has trapped her as well.

427
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:04,916
"Neither do I say
anything nor do you."

428
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:10,791
"Neither do I stray nor do you."

429
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,041
"Neither do I say
anything nor do you."

430
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:18,291
"Neither do I stray nor do you."

431
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:24,291
"Eyes deeper than the sea.."

432
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:28,333
"Let's drown ourselves in it."

433
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:34,250
"Come on..
let our eyes do the talking."

434
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:40,875
"Come on..
let our eyes do the talking."

435
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:58,791
"I feel like singing
a song only for you."

436
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:07,166
"Come on,
let's build a home together."

437
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:15,458
"I feel like singing
a song only for you."

438
00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:21,125
"Come on,
let's build a home together."

439
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:25,833
"People chant the name of God.."

440
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:30,166
"People chant the name of God.."

441
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:34,375
"Let's chant each other's name."

442
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:39,833
"Come on..
let our eyes do the talking."

443
00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:46,875
"Come on..
let our eyes do the talking."

444
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:58,958
"For you, I shall refuse any throne."

445
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:06,958
"Let us belong to each other,
forgoing all traditions."

446
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:15,333
"For you, I shall refuse any throne."

447
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:20,833
"Let us belong to each other,
forgoing all traditions."

448
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:25,208
"Let us make promises to each other.."

449
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:34,250
"Let us make promises
and fear only God."

450
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:40,291
"Come on..
let our eyes do the talking."

451
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:46,583
"Come on..
let our eyes do the talking."

452
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,708
Sukhi bro..

453
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,000
Hello! What are you doing here?

454
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,750
Everyone at home is googling you.

455
00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:59,166
You don't want me
to have a home, do you?

456
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:02,125
Home? House? Which house?

457
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:05,125
I was dreaming about
your sister-in-law.

458
00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,125
You found her!

459
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:10,791
Yes, I did.
But she is yet to be convinced.

460
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,958
Anyway, she is convinced in my dreams.

461
00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,500
I'll convince her
in real life as well.

462
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:15,625
Let's go.

463
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:18,375
Tota, don't carry all the burden
alone, you'll strain your muscles.

464
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,041
I won't, Kaleja.

465
00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:23,375
There you go, onions.

466
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:25,750
Are you their bhaiyas (domestic help)?

467
00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,416
Why? Do you want
to invite us for dinner?

468
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,166
Mind your own business. He's rude.

469
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:32,125
Not even our sister ever
addressed us as bhaiya (brother)?

470
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,500
She addresses as veerji
(brother with respect).

471
00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:34,666
Who are you?

472
00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:36,250
The caretaker of this
house during the day..

473
00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:38,708
..and its owner after nine.

474
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,416
Why are you its owner after nine?

475
00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:42,125
We aren't allowed
to drink during the day.

476
00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,583
- Yes.
- Get on with your work.

477
00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:45,791
- Cook!
- Yes?

478
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:46,958
Take this quickly.

479
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,166
Let it go.

480
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:53,000
Look, I've brought three
boxes of clarified butter.

481
00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:55,791
Even by mistake..

482
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:58,000
Don't try to steal any one of them.

483
00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,458
Do you doubt me?

484
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,708
I do, that's why I
am telling you, brother.

485
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,041
Drop it.

486
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:08,208
- Hey tent guy, tie them tight.
- Okay!

487
00:25:08,291 --> 00:25:10,500
English type people
will be gathering here.

488
00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:13,791
The usually come to find faults.

489
00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,041
Planner?

490
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:17,083
- Yes, sir?
- Do you suffer from hair fall?

491
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,166
Yes sir. Do you have a cure for it?

492
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,291
I want you to get yourself treated.

493
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:24,166
They are all shedding into
the food that's being cooked.

494
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,250
Yesterday there were enough
to braid in the cauliflower.

495
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,375
Hey planner!

496
00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:28,750
- Yes, sir?
- You didn't make any chicken?

497
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,583
How can I turn anyone
into a chicken as punishment..

498
00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:31,625
..when no one has made a mistake?

499
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:33,625
I mean the chicken that we eat.

500
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,458
My father came down
from village two days ago..

501
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:36,708
..and you have only
offered him lentils.

502
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:40,708
Believe me brother, when I
came to Canada for the first time..

503
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,750
..I didn't get to eat
anything for one week.

504
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,291
How is it our fault that
no one offered you anything to eat?

505
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,083
My father is here for a wedding.

506
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:51,000
Brother, I wanted the
chicken that we brought..

507
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,625
..to first get to
know the family better.

508
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,666
Have we adopted these chickens?

509
00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,500
Get this straight,
if you don't cook chicken..

510
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,625
..then my father will
end up eating your leg.

511
00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:04,166
Don't blame us later for leaving
this wedding with just one leg.

512
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,250
No, brother. It's a mistake.

513
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:11,583
Henceforth, every morning you'll get
chicken with tea instead of biscuits.

514
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,291
Well done!

515
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:15,958
We'll dunk the chicken in tea
and the chicken will drink the tea!

516
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:18,416
We'll neither get
the chicken nor the tea.

517
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:19,666
- Planner!
- Yes?

518
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:20,666
What have you done!

519
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,625
I had said I wanted white
curtains for my wedding.

520
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:25,291
- Pure white.
- They are all white.

521
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,708
You mean to say that
I cannot see well?

522
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:32,041
No, you can see well,
that's why you have chosen me.

523
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,791
Then quickly get those
curtains cleaned up.

524
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,958
Don't worry, I'll handle it Ganda.

525
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:37,375
- Mr. Tambu Ram?
- Yes?

526
00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:39,000
What kind of a wedding
contract have you taken up?

527
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,375
When they are acting
like this when sober..

528
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:42,750
..I wonder how will
they behave when drunk.

529
00:26:42,791 --> 00:26:44,625
If my son would have been here..

530
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:48,166
..he would have cursed me as well.

531
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:51,500
Want me to say it,
it'll give you shivers.

532
00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:52,625
You idiot!

533
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:54,750
Bapu, he's not an idiot,
he's a wedding planner.

534
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,166
Where the hell are you?

535
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,041
Yes mister, how can I help you?

536
00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:01,041
Hey! Does he look like a miss to you?

537
00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:03,333
- Address him as sir.
- Okay, sir.

538
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:05,625
Who asked you to put
those white curtains?

539
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:08,041
We use white curtains
when someone is dead.

540
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,750
- Hear that!
- Why should he?

541
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,750
I am talking to you.

542
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:14,666
No, he said that the
curtains aren't white.

543
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:17,041
Bapu, here they use white
curtains during a wedding.

544
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:20,666
Get out of here.
People will think I am dead.

545
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,250
They will say the old man is dead.

546
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:24,000
Bapu is right.

547
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,166
We don't want people who come
to congratulate you on your wedding..

548
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:28,083
..end up asking sweets
of your father's funeral.

549
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:31,333
- Logic, logic, logic.
- Bapu is right.

550
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,375
We should slightly change
the colour of the curtains.

551
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:34,583
We don't want them to be pure white.

552
00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:36,000
- Sukhi!
- Don't worry.

553
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:38,000
Bapu, go and check
other arrangements as well.

554
00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:39,958
- Fine, I'll go and check.
- Let's go, uncle.

555
00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:42,041
Clean that wok,
don't make me stand here like a hawk.

556
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,291
Mr. Tambu Ram?

557
00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,708
Damn him to hell!

558
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,666
Much better!

559
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:54,250
Our old man is a pain.

560
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:57,000
He has one leg in the grave
and yet he keeps making demands.

561
00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,375
Don't make me start.

562
00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:00,333
Ours is even worse.

563
00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:04,666
He was dancing with the girl in the
orchestra at our grandson's wedding.

564
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:10,333
He sends her a goodnight message on
whatsapp every night before he sleeps.

565
00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:11,666
Too much.

566
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:14,666
- All the guests will sit here.
- Yes.

567
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,791
We will have Canadian
waitresses serving them.

568
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:18,791
If Canadian waitresses
will serve them..

569
00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:20,500
..then don't expect
the guest to just sit here.

570
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:23,000
Don't worry, Bapu.

571
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:28,416
We have the boys who will help.
Black crow and Kaleja.

572
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,041
We cannot make someone
green just for you.

573
00:28:33,416 --> 00:28:35,083
Will anyone even greet me?

574
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,791
- Oh no, brother-in-law is here.
- Son-in-law is here.

575
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:37,625
- Hey Bittu!
- Hello, uncle.

576
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:39,083
Come here, my boy!

577
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,041
- Welcome!
- How are you, brother-in-law?

578
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:42,541
- Hello, sister.
- Hello.

579
00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:44,541
- God bless you, son.
- I seek your blessings, Bapu.

580
00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:47,833
You are our son-in-law,
come give me a hug.

581
00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:49,208
You are finally here, sister.

582
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,750
You were very eager to come here.
You left us behind in the village.

583
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:54,291
Anyway, we somehow
managed to come to Canada.

584
00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:55,375
Looks like you guys
have nothing to do.

585
00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:57,458
Why didn't any of you come
with Pichora uncle to pick us up?

586
00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,541
We were supposed to but we
are so busy doing nothing here..

587
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,541
..that we didn't get
the time to come pick you up.

588
00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:04,750
Right, an idler never
has time to spare.

589
00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:06,916
Brother-in-law,
what's with these goggles?

590
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,291
I am the son-in-law of this family.

591
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:09,291
I am bound to.

592
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,583
Oh, so it's a fashion statement.

593
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,500
I thought some had punched your eye.

594
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,666
Uncle, forget offering
me any refreshments..

595
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:17,625
..you have started
making fun of me instead.

596
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:19,666
Offer tea and refreshments to them.

597
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,541
Warm or cold water?

598
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:24,083
Green tea or normal tea?

599
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:26,708
Look at this, this is how they are
treating a son-in-law at a wedding.

600
00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:30,333
When our sons-in-law come over,
we offer them seven shades of alcohol.

601
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:33,416
Son-in-law, you should recheck,
it must be an ice-candy.

602
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:36,000
There is just alcohol comes
in just one colour, brown.

603
00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:37,875
Bitti, let's go.

604
00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:41,125
We'll offer him alcohol inside.
We have many bottles inside.

605
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:42,750
Don't make fun of me, let me warn you.

606
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:45,708
- Otherwise, I'll leave.
- Come on, my boy.

607
00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:49,000
- Okay, son.
- Here's your piping hot chicken.

608
00:29:49,791 --> 00:29:52,916
Kalja, are you alright?

609
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,458
Why? What's wrong with me, Bapu?

610
00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:56,541
I saw your mother in my dream.

611
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:59,833
She was saying my Kalja's
(heart) aching since yesterday.

612
00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:02,333
- I too dreamed of her, Bapu.
- Really?

613
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:05,083
She said look after for
Bapu for the next two months.

614
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:08,000
- He's soon doing to die and join me.
- Get lost!

615
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,708
- I've taken an extension.
- I love you.

616
00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:11,083
I love you so much.

617
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:12,666
I wanted to marry you

618
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,375
We will soon get married.

619
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,541
- Bapu?
- Yes?

620
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:19,458
What's wrong with Ganda?

621
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:22,125
He is always saying "love you"?

622
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:24,625
He is romancing with his girl.

623
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:26,791
All the time?

624
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:28,041
Yes.

625
00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:30,000
Like she might run away.

626
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,375
You never know.

627
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,083
These Americans keep running away.

628
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,625
Kaleja, you should
have sneaked in a bottle.

629
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:40,208
We too would have
enjoyed a drink or two.

630
00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:42,916
I knew it!
No matter what you promise..

631
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,041
..you cooks always
love to steal things.

632
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:47,291
Our children will die
if we don't make such promises.

633
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:49,208
- Look at him being noble.
- Fine, brother.

634
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:50,916
This is like messing with honeycomb.

635
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:56,500
He'll learn a lesson one day.

636
00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:59,916
Bapu, now that everyone is here..

637
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,375
..tell us how did you
get a rod in your leg.

638
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:04,041
This happened a long time ago.

639
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:06,583
A very long time ago, I say.

640
00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:09,750
I ended up fighting
with Jagga the dacoit.

641
00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:12,625
He too was as famous as me.

642
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:15,041
I mess with only an equal.

643
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,458
I roared!

644
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:19,250
Bapu, did you roar or wail?

645
00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:21,625
Don't expect a PR through me.

646
00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:26,666
When I roar and said get down
from your horse if you are a man.

647
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:27,833
Then Bapu?

648
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,416
Well he was a man, so I got a rod.

649
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,166
Tota, quickly get done with the peas.

650
00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:39,416
You never know when those animals
might demand cottage cheese with peas.

651
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,041
Sister, the way they are drinking..

652
00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:43,625
..I doubt they will
even ask for a bed.

653
00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:44,916
Yet you better find out.

654
00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,791
- Kaleja?
- Yes, ma'am?

655
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:50,708
Go and find out if they wish to eat then
we'll make cottage cheese with peas.

656
00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:52,125
You still haven't made
cottage cheese with peas?

657
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:55,875
They think they already
ate cottage cheese with peas.

658
00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,958
That's why we are asking.

659
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,875
If they want we'll make it.

660
00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:01,041
Yes.

661
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,958
Then let it be, ma'am.
They'll eat flatbreads with meat.

662
00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,000
Why do you want to
work on it all over again?

663
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,750
You already have so much work to do.

664
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:08,750
Keep clicking selfies on your mobile.

665
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,250
Why don't you go and
peel the pea pods elsewhere.

666
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:15,708
When there is just one pea
in the house how can I go elsewhere?

667
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:21,750
Planner, what is this cheap
alcohol you are offering me?

668
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,916
Do you know who I am?

669
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,541
You look like a man to me.

670
00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,041
If you are something else then..

671
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:30,500
Planner,
don't you dare call him a man.

672
00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:31,875
He looks like a man to you?

673
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,708
- Uncle!
- He is our son-in-law!

674
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,750
Oh sorry.

675
00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,583
But son-in-law, tell me something..

676
00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:41,166
..did you realise that this is
a cheap alcohol after having six pegs?

677
00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:43,583
He comes to his senses
after he is six pegs down.

678
00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:47,500
Sukhi, I kept on drinking to check..

679
00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:50,250
..whether there is
better stuff in the end.

680
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:51,375
But there wasn't any.

681
00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:52,583
Don't worry, brother-in-law.

682
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,166
Planner, from tomorrow we change.

683
00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:55,000
The alcohol?

684
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,083
Then what,
you want to change the brother-in-law?

685
00:32:57,458 --> 00:33:00,500
Boota Singh, I remember the alcohol
we had distilled at my wedding.

686
00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:03,458
We had made 10 drums of it.

687
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,708
- It's a lie.
- If you don't me then ask Pichora!

688
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,666
Like Pichora uncle was born back then.

689
00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:11,708
Then ask the one who was there.

690
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:16,208
Let me tell you, I won't tolerate
such cheap alcohol at the wedding.

691
00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:18,791
I told you we should
make a few drums at home.

692
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:21,375
But Bapu,
we cannot do anything illegal.

693
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,583
Illegal? It's not like I am
asking the bride's family for a dowry.

694
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:27,583
Planner, I want you to set up
a distillation process here tomorrow.

695
00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:29,750
You'll get me beaten up.

696
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:33,666
I don't care, I want to set
up a distillation process right here.

697
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,791
Got it?

698
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:38,416
Don't worry planner,
I won't let you get arrested.

699
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,750
Shut up.

700
00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:41,500
After you landed,
you stood in a queue for one..

701
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:42,875
..and a half hour at the immigration.

702
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:45,458
The custom's dog kept on
stiffing you for half an hour.

703
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,791
How the hell will you save him?

704
00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:49,541
I'll save him, uncle. Don't worry.

705
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:50,666
It won't be a problem.

706
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,041
Just tell me where Ganda is.

707
00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:53,375
What do you want from Ganda?

708
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,166
His science text book.

709
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,333
Ganda!

710
00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:58,583
Ganda!

711
00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:02,541
He's a smart boy.

712
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:07,833
Tota, I brought you everything
need to make alcohol at home.

713
00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,958
Now you can even gargle with alcohol.

714
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,041
I'll use water to gargle.

715
00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:14,333
- Tota..
- My mouth will stink.

716
00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:15,791
People eat cardamoms because of that.

717
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,458
And you want me to
gargle with alcohol.

718
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,875
You will never succeed in life.

719
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:22,208
I don't care even if you
put alcohol in the water tank.

720
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:24,250
I'd use that in the bathroom too.

721
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:27,208
I just hope your family doesn't
object on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

722
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,041
Go on.

723
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:34,041
Get down and go to the fields, Tota.

724
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:36,291
You got upset with me, Sukhi?

725
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,041
There must be cops around the corner.

726
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:44,833
If they see us carrying these
things then they'll arrest us.

727
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,416
We are only carrying
grapes and sugarcane.

728
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,250
How would they know
that we are making alcohol?

729
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:51,416
When we buy milk, they know we are
going to make cottage cheese from it.

730
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:54,250
Oh, I didn't know.

731
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:55,708
- Go!
- Fine, I'm leaving.

732
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:59,875
"I want to spend my life with you."

733
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,333
"This is all I dream about."

734
00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:05,875
You remember there used to
be a bangle seller at the bus stop?

735
00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:06,833
Do you know if he is still there?

736
00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:09,541
No, I don't.
But we can check on the way.

737
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,875
- Okay.
- Look at him staring at you.

738
00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:15,833
"Don't say a word."

739
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,875
"Let the moon and the stars sleep."

740
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:24,000
"Don't move your lips.."

741
00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:27,666
"Let our eyes do the talking."

742
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:31,708
"Don't move your lips.."

743
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:36,708
"Let our eyes do the talking."

744
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:42,541
'Even blind started seeing.'

745
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:46,041
'They started looking for you.'

746
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:52,708
'Seeing you laugh, even the
mute in my city started talking.'

747
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,125
'Wonderful!'

748
00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:57,875
'Now that's what you
call a beautiful girl.'

749
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,833
"Don't move your lips.."

750
00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:05,916
"Let our eyes do the talking."

751
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,833
"Don't move your lips.."

752
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:13,875
"Let our eyes do the talking."

753
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,666
Here, how are they?

754
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,000
I didn't like them.

755
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:20,875
I like them.

756
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,833
They look like they were made for you.

757
00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:24,666
You're bound to say
that to sell your goods.

758
00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:25,833
Let's go and check ahead.

759
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:27,375
- There are usually more
sellers over there. - Let's go.

760
00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:37,083
"Whenever our eyes meet,
we both feel shy."

761
00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:41,208
"I feel like stopping
you by holding you hand.."

762
00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:45,208
"..before this
opportunity passes away."

763
00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:49,125
"Only with God's will, do.."

764
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:58,583
"Only with God's will,
do two hearts unite."

765
00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:01,583
- Don't you think everyone has
the same kind of bangles? - Yes.

766
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,708
You are here as well?
What are you doing here?

767
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,083
Don't you have to make alcohol?

768
00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:11,041
- What?
- Bapu's calling you, wake up!

769
00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:13,416
Wake up!

770
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,083
Bapu who?

771
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:17,416
My father!

772
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:19,666
I'll be there in two minutes, uncle.

773
00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:21,083
Come down, son.

774
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:26,875
Okay son,
sit here with this book in hand.

775
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,750
Uncle, what do I do with this book?

776
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:30,333
You don't have to do anything.

777
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:33,875
If an outsider comes
and ask what's going on here..

778
00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:38,833
..then you'll say that you've got
homework from school on distillation.

779
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:40,291
- Okay, uncle.
- Very good.

780
00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:43,458
Planner, you go and
start preparing the chicken.

781
00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,333
We will have fun now!

782
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:49,666
What a high it gives, Sukhi!

783
00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:50,708
I'm thoroughly enjoying this.

784
00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:53,458
Bapu, you just wait and watch
how much more fun you'll have!

785
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:59,291
Planner, why are you feeding
us such weak chickens?!

786
00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:02,541
Sir, do you want to eat
them or make them wrestle?

787
00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:07,500
Son-in-law, if you'll wait for
ten minutes I'll take them to a gym.

788
00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:12,500
No, I'll go find a
strong chicken for you.

789
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:16,375
"Black string got stuck to the door."

790
00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:19,208
"Brother-in-law fought
with his sister-in-law."

791
00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:23,791
Tota, no matter what you say,
Latu loves his wife.

792
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,541
That is true.

793
00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:30,375
Once in the evening in a romantic
mood sister-in-law tells him..

794
00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:33,416
Latu, do something that makes me sigh.

795
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,625
- Then?
- He gave her a cigarette burn.

796
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:38,458
Wait, you scoundrel!

797
00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,125
That's enough, Bapu.
Don't you want to attend my wedding?

798
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:42,583
Nothing's going to happen to me.

799
00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:44,875
I have had pure stuff.

800
00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:47,458
I don't have pizzas
and burgers like you.

801
00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:51,666
Even at this age I can
defeat you boys in Kabaddi!

802
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:54,833
Ganda, why are you messing with him?

803
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,666
Bapu is a force to reckon
with even when sober.

804
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,125
And now he is drunk.

805
00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:00,458
Bapu, you shouldn't put down
our generation over everything.

806
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,250
You always keep badmouthing us.

807
00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,416
You are always making tall claims.

808
00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,750
I can play the games you can play.

809
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:08,166
But you cannot play the games I can.

810
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:11,416
- You are challenging me?
- I think it was a challenge, Bapu.

811
00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:14,291
Fine, I'll clear your
misunderstanding then.

812
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:17,958
If I don't win then
my name isn't Makhan Singh.

813
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:20,125
Bapu, your name isn't Makhan Singh.

814
00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:23,041
- You are Sadhu Singh.
- Then who is Makhan Singh?

815
00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:27,125
Oh yes, he was my grandfather,
Makhan Singh.

816
00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:28,875
Come on Sukhi,
let's make him play my games.

817
00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:30,750
Come on, let's get on with it.

818
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,041
Well done!

819
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:38,541
This is a new problem
Bapu has invited for us.

820
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:49,375
Bitti loses! Bitti is out!
Out! Out! Out!

821
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:53,166
You got dragged into this unknowingly.

822
00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:54,833
You better keep your
eyes open while running.

823
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:57,791
Don't end up crushing
your father-in-law on the way.

824
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:00,291
I cannot help it, Bapu-ji.

825
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:04,250
My eyes stay closed
when I start to run.

826
00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:06,083
Open your eyes, sister.

827
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:09,333
We don't want someone to close
his eyes forever because of you.

828
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:10,291
Well said.

829
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:14,666
Come on Tota, take a chair
out and then play the music.

830
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,500
- Come on, everyone!
- Come on, everyone!

831
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,666
"Beds and beddings!"

832
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,291
Hurry up!

833
00:40:29,791 --> 00:40:32,666
Brother-in-law, you've got the visa.

834
00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,291
Bapu, what are you making
us do at the wedding?

835
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,166
You play games at the
wedding and not at funerals.

836
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,250
I'm tired.

837
00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:40,583
Then accept defeat and move out.

838
00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:42,250
Bapu, he's already out.

839
00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:44,708
Canada is outside
the area he came from.

840
00:40:46,166 --> 00:40:47,250
Best of luck, Katrina.

841
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,250
Keep moving.

842
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:52,083
Ganda, if someone gets tripped
on his loincloth and falls..

843
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,041
..then you will be blamed for it.

844
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:54,333
We will handle that when that happens.

845
00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:56,541
But son, it will ruin your wedding.

846
00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,750
No, no, no, this is cheating.

847
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,625
And the trouble begins.

848
00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,416
Watch out!

849
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,833
Stand up and tie it back.

850
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,500
Ganda, why are you making fun of us?

851
00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,833
Stop this game.

852
00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:12,916
Bapu, why don't you give up?
Watch out for your loincloth.

853
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,750
Ganda, what made
you think of this game?

854
00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:19,750
Please tie it back,
I'll declare you the winner.

855
00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,166
Make the one who has it tied win.

856
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,708
Tie it! Look at that!

857
00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:28,250
I don't look down while running.

858
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:32,916
Bapu, we are all looking at you,
you just look down.

859
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:36,250
Damn you all! Where's my loincloth?

860
00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:37,708
Don't turn back or you will lose.

861
00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:39,125
In this game,
you can only move forward.

862
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:41,833
Bapu, he is better than you.

863
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,833
Good, Bapu is safe.

864
00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:51,250
Brother-in-law, you too got the visa.

865
00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:53,208
Come here, brother.

866
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:54,500
Tie it properly.

867
00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:57,625
It's okay.
We are all family. Come here.

868
00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,583
Do you need a belt, father?

869
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:00,583
Come here, brother.

870
00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:03,250
Don't end up hatching eggs here.

871
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,791
Why are you so upset?

872
00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:07,041
Someone please give
me my loincloth back.

873
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,416
It's not right for an
elderly man to expose his legs.

874
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,541
Bapu, we won't let anyone help you.

875
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,833
It opened during the game so you'll
have to pick it during the game.

876
00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:14,125
Otherwise you'll lose, okay?

877
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,583
Give him his loincloth.

878
00:42:15,916 --> 00:42:17,958
It is not right for me to
touch my father-in-law's loincloth.

879
00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:19,250
You give it back to him.

880
00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:22,291
I used to even dress
naked cattle in the village.

881
00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:25,000
You cannot even give your
father's loincloth to him.

882
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:27,458
Bapu, they won't give
you your loincloth now.

883
00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,916
After you die they will
take everything off your body.

884
00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:31,500
It's okay.

885
00:42:31,541 --> 00:42:34,000
I came into this world
naked and I'll die naked too.

886
00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:37,541
Bapu, so you don't want
to invite ladies for your funeral.

887
00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:40,250
It doesn't matter even if they come.

888
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,083
They will anyway cry behind the veil.

889
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:46,916
Why are you hiding your faces?

890
00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:48,958
I've just lost my loincloth, it's not like I've farted.

891
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,500
"Beds and beddings."

892
00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:54,041
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

893
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:57,791
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

894
00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,333
"Beds and beddings."

895
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:04,125
Aunt fell!

896
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,333
Get up, get up, get up!
There is just one chair vacant.

897
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:09,125
- Sit down quickly.
- You won't help Bapu?

898
00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:11,541
- Bapu, you are out.
- Bapu lost!

899
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:15,083
No, this is not fair. I didn't lose.

900
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:16,250
Bapu!

901
00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:20,416
Bapu, go and play there.

902
00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:24,000
Come on Bapu, tie your loincloth.

903
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:25,833
You've cheated.

904
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:27,333
Hello?

905
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:29,500
- Hi! I love you.
- Come here Bapu, it's okay.

906
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:31,125
You shouldn't mess around
with your grandchildren.

907
00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:34,125
He's always on his phone.

908
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:35,291
I told you not to do it.

909
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,666
You got defeated, didn't you?

910
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,541
It was because the
loincloth came loose.

911
00:43:38,625 --> 00:43:41,458
Otherwise you'd be the first
one to upload a picture of yours..

912
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:42,916
..with today's champion.

913
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,875
Fine then get back into the game.

914
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:49,666
I would but where did the
ones who challenged me disappeared?

915
00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:51,416
Love you, good night.

916
00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:53,458
Talk to you tomorrow, okay?

917
00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:57,291
What?

918
00:43:58,541 --> 00:43:59,291
Her.

919
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,875
- Alone?
- What do you mean?

920
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,541
I mean it has been so many
days since I came from Punjab..

921
00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:05,833
..and you are yet to introduce
me to my sister-in-law.

922
00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:06,958
Oh.

923
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:09,541
Is that so? I'll introduce
you to her tomorrow itself, Sukhi.

924
00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:11,166
Who has seen tomorrow?

925
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,708
We have had homemade alcohol.

926
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,958
Who know whether or not
we might get up tomorrow.

927
00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:16,416
- Let's go right away.
- We might not get up?

928
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:19,375
Sukhi, it's so late. I'll fix
up a meeting for tomorrow, please.

929
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,041
What?

930
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:25,708
Let's go brother, let's go right away.

931
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:28,958
- Let it go, uncle!
- I said let it go.

932
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,416
- Let it go, uncle!
- Son-in-law, let it go.

933
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,500
I am the son-in-law of this family.

934
00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:32,500
I'll sit on this chair.

935
00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:33,500
You might be our son-in-law.

936
00:44:33,541 --> 00:44:34,875
But relationships don't
count during a game.

937
00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:36,750
People will say that the
in-laws bruised their son-in-law.

938
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,125
- Let it go.
- Then you will sit on it?

939
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:40,666
- I'll sit on it.
- Bitti, pack your bags!

940
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:42,375
Yes Bitti, pack your
bags and go wherever you want.

941
00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:43,625
My honour is at stake here, uncle.

942
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:44,500
I won't let you sit on it.

943
00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:46,333
- What about my honour?
- I won't let you sit on it.

944
00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:48,208
- I will sit on it.
- How so?

945
00:44:48,291 --> 00:44:49,583
Move aside.

946
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,458
No matter how much you punch me,
I won't get up.

947
00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:54,000
Bitti pack your bags
and take him away.

948
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:55,166
Move!

949
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,333
What will I tell them what
are you doing here at this hour?

950
00:44:59,416 --> 00:45:01,250
Tell them I am coming over to
introduce Sukhi to his sister-in-law.

951
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:04,833
Tell him he can meet
me in the morning.

952
00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:07,500
Damn! Please agree.

953
00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:09,375
It's easy to convince a sober man.

954
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:10,666
Who can ever convince a drunkard?

955
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,541
I don't know anything,
you are not coming means you are not.

956
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:14,541
That's final.

957
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,166
Pam, okay.

958
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:18,958
What does she say?

959
00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:20,708
How can she stop us?

960
00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:25,125
If you want to lie then
keep the speaker's volume down.

961
00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,666
I could here her.

962
00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:27,791
Liar.

963
00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:32,875
Sukhi, drop it. Meet her tomorrow.

964
00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:34,625
Why are you getting your bro insulted?

965
00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,541
You are such a coward.

966
00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:38,791
You are scared to meet you own wife?

967
00:45:38,875 --> 00:45:41,208
People aren't even that scared when
they're meeting someone else's wife.

968
00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:42,500
Sukhi, drop it.

969
00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:45,000
- Let's go.
- Sukhi!

970
00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:48,833
"We'll gather the beds and beddings."

971
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:52,708
"We'll gather the beds and beddings."

972
00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:03,958
This way.

973
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,291
Stay close.

974
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,916
Sukhi, no one should
find out that we are here.

975
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,125
Have a few more drinks and then
even you won't know that we are here.

976
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:18,875
Let's go.

977
00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:25,750
Sukhi!

978
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,708
Are we entering a temple
that you're removing your shoes?

979
00:46:36,791 --> 00:46:38,083
Let's go inside.

980
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:39,500
Come on in.

981
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,375
Let's go in there, Sukhi.

982
00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:51,416
This is the problem in the houses
where a wedding is taking place.

983
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:55,416
Two to three people
have to share a bathroom.

984
00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:57,791
Pammi's brother.

985
00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,666
He must have left by now.

986
00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:01,708
Now tell me where
will Pammi be right now.

987
00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:02,875
Pammi?

988
00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:04,000
In the room upstairs.

989
00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:05,583
You stay here, I'll go and find out.

990
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:07,291
I have come here to meet her,
you fool.

991
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:08,833
You stay here, I'll go and find out.

992
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,416
How does Pammi look like?

993
00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:13,958
How does Pammi look like?

994
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:16,083
Like a girl.

995
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,875
Thank God you told me
otherwise I'll go meet a boy.

996
00:47:18,958 --> 00:47:20,125
Go.

997
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,083
Let me go.

998
00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:27,583
- I seek your blessings.
- Idiot!

999
00:47:27,666 --> 00:47:29,791
Do I look old enough
to seek my blessings?

1000
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,541
Come on nephew!

1001
00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:37,375
- Who is it?
- It's me, Gurnam.

1002
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:39,375
Gurnam who?

1003
00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:41,833
Bhola's son from Uchcha Pind.

1004
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,708
You had attended my
turban tying ceremony.

1005
00:47:45,916 --> 00:47:47,333
I applied for work visa
they say it will take time.

1006
00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,916
They said it'll take time.

1007
00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:51,333
Gurnam, I too will take time.

1008
00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:52,833
Strange.

1009
00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:10,916
- Who is it?
- Santi.

1010
00:48:11,208 --> 00:48:13,208
Santi, go somewhere else,
I'll take some time in here.

1011
00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:14,750
Oh no.

1012
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:21,083
Who is it?

1013
00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:22,916
Gurnam from Ucha Pind..

1014
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,791
..you had attended
my turban tying ceremony.

1015
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,041
I applied for work visa
they say it will take time.

1016
00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:29,583
I too will take time. Come back later.

1017
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:30,875
Strange.

1018
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:32,291
If they take so long to poop..

1019
00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:33,958
..then they will surely
take time to give work permit.

1020
00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:36,500
Pammi, let me know when
you want to drink some milk.

1021
00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:38,750
Pammi!

1022
00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:54,625
What are you doing here?

1023
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:56,916
It's my room so where else will I be?

1024
00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,291
But what are you doing here?

1025
00:48:58,375 --> 00:49:00,541
I.. my mistake..

1026
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,166
Sorry.

1027
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,958
- Bye.
- Wait, listen to me.

1028
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:06,583
Rano, who was that?

1029
00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:08,458
I don't know, some boy.

1030
00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:11,708
Oh no, I think he was Ganda's cousin.

1031
00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:13,083
He was coming to meet me.

1032
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,916
Did he assume that
you are Ganda's fiancee?

1033
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,041
- Ganda?
- Yes?

1034
00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:25,875
- I didn't like her.
- You didn't like her?

1035
00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:28,375
Oh, she must have not had a bath.

1036
00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:30,375
- Not like that.
- Then?

1037
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,625
I didn't like her eyes.

1038
00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:34,791
You didn't like her eyes?

1039
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:39,708
Oh, Sukhi, I forgot to tell you,
she had undergone an eye surgery.

1040
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:41,916
Why don't you understand?

1041
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,958
Let me tell you,
sister-in-law doesn't love you.

1042
00:49:45,041 --> 00:49:46,208
She doesn't love me?

1043
00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:48,333
Hey hello, ours is a love marriage.

1044
00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:50,750
There are not guarantees
in love marriages either..

1045
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:52,458
..that both the people
love each other.

1046
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:56,041
The one who can love
you can love someone else too.

1047
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:59,500
Sukhi, you shouldn't drink so much.

1048
00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:00,916
What kind of a person are you!

1049
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:04,333
You are blaming alcohol
when your wife is at fault.

1050
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,583
Sukhi, this is my last warning
you shouldn't drink so much.

1051
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:09,416
I can make do if I don't drink much.

1052
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:12,666
But if you get married, you'll
won't survive if you drink less.

1053
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,291
I have a bad feeling about it.

1054
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:16,583
Brother,
she isn't the right girl for you.

1055
00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:20,500
Listen to me.

1056
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,625
Get in.

1057
00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:23,166
Ganda

1058
00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:28,375
My grandfather had
a buffalo with huge horns.

1059
00:50:28,666 --> 00:50:32,333
Girls of Delhi used
to swing on one horn..

1060
00:50:32,416 --> 00:50:34,416
..and girls of Lahore
used to swing on the other.

1061
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:37,125
When the buffalo shook its head..

1062
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:39,625
..the girls of Delhi
would fall in Lahore..

1063
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:41,250
..and the girls of
Lahore would fall in Delhi.

1064
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:43,125
- Girls of Lahore?
- In Delhi.

1065
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,041
That's nothing, Sukhi.

1066
00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:49,583
My grandfather loved to raise goats.

1067
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:53,750
This is what the villagers
have told me. He had a big stick.

1068
00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:57,666
He would raise it,
move the clouds aside..

1069
00:50:57,750 --> 00:51:00,333
..and keep hitting the sky,
as a result..

1070
00:51:00,416 --> 00:51:07,291
..babul tree's leaves from the
heaven would heap up on the ground.

1071
00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:11,291
Goats would quickly
eat them and grow this big.

1072
00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:15,041
Then some would give 40
litres of milk and some 50 litres.

1073
00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:17,041
- My grandfather was a great man.
- Yes.

1074
00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:20,208
Where did your grandfather
keep such a big stick?

1075
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,333
- You don't know?
- No.

1076
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,666
In your buffalo's shed.

1077
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,791
Oh damn, we are in trouble.

1078
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,083
- Run! Run!
- Oh hell, your uncles are here.

1079
00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:32,750
They will offer you homemade liquor.

1080
00:51:32,791 --> 00:51:33,916
What will happen now?

1081
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,083
What will happen now?

1082
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:36,916
They will beat us up.

1083
00:51:36,916 --> 00:51:39,166
"Beds and beddings!"

1084
00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:52,208
Bapu, your alcohol will
be a death call for me.

1085
00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:53,500
I'm coming!

1086
00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:55,125
I'll be right back.

1087
00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,791
"Beds and beddings!"

1088
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:05,958
"Beds.."

1089
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:08,083
"Beds and beddings!"

1090
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:11,500
"Beds and beddings!"

1091
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,041
What's going on here?

1092
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,750
Kid's got some homework.

1093
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:19,166
We're working on it.
We aren't making any alcohol.

1094
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,083
Yes.

1095
00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:22,125
Homework for the kid.
Science practical.

1096
00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,750
- Yeah, yeah.
- Where is the kid?

1097
00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:24,750
The kid?

1098
00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:26,375
The kid's using the washroom.

1099
00:52:27,041 --> 00:52:28,125
Bittu!

1100
00:52:28,208 --> 00:52:29,458
Bittu, come here!

1101
00:52:29,541 --> 00:52:31,416
They will kill us!

1102
00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:35,958
They are making my son face the brunt.

1103
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:39,500
Bring forth the one
who's making such demands.

1104
00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:40,791
Don't take my name.

1105
00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:45,583
I'll overdose everyone,
I have 2.5 kilos of poppy husk.

1106
00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:57,333
Son!

1107
00:52:57,625 --> 00:52:59,041
If they were here..

1108
00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:01,833
- Who mom?
- No, the Punjab police.

1109
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:06,208
- Then they would've turned this
old man Sadhu.. - What is it called?

1110
00:53:06,291 --> 00:53:07,833
Dad, stop thinking wearing bright
colours. First tell me what.

1111
00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:10,375
Colours. Colours.

1112
00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:13,625
They would have turned
him black and blue.

1113
00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:15,541
Then we would have had so much fun.

1114
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:16,833
So much fun!

1115
00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:18,875
How can the police dare to get us!

1116
00:53:18,958 --> 00:53:21,208
Your son-in-law is drunk.

1117
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,125
Sukhi, where's Bittu?

1118
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,041
Bittu! Bittu..

1119
00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:26,625
Come outside, son.

1120
00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:27,833
Otherwise, they take us along.

1121
00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:29,500
They'll beat us up, son.

1122
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:31,041
Sukhi..

1123
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,416
Bittu!

1124
00:53:34,791 --> 00:53:37,208
I'll go and get the kid.

1125
00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:38,583
Bittu!

1126
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,791
Thank God they spared my son.

1127
00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:46,208
That's because he's illiterate.
He doesn't know English.

1128
00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:50,208
If the groom gets arrested
then so will the guests.

1129
00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:52,666
Is it really homework?

1130
00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:55,375
Yeah, that's what the kid told me.

1131
00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:57,000
- Can you check?
- Damn it!

1132
00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:59,916
Well, he said, if you're
a teacher then you can check.

1133
00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,541
But you're not a teacher, are you?

1134
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,166
No, I'm a police officer.

1135
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:04,625
Oh, sorry.

1136
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:05,833
You can't check.

1137
00:54:06,458 --> 00:54:07,750
Brother-in-law, where is Bittu?

1138
00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:10,583
My Bittu doesn't eat or drink anything
wrong why should he come forth?

1139
00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:12,750
Handle it on your own.
I am right here.

1140
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:14,208
Mummy! Where is sister?

1141
00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,291
She's gone with your uncle
to get a few things for the ritual.

1142
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,208
Try to understand, brother-in-law.

1143
00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:20,083
Bittu just needs to
say what I have taught him.

1144
00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:21,208
That this is just
a science experiment.

1145
00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:22,708
You cannot take Bittu with you.

1146
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:25,791
Take the one because of
whom we are doing this project.

1147
00:54:25,875 --> 00:54:30,291
Bittu, come on, we'll break the
neighbour's window with the football.

1148
00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:33,125
Forget the windows, just make sure you
don't get your bones broken, grandpa.

1149
00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:37,416
Bittu, I'll buy you sweets.
Please open the door.

1150
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:38,500
Don't lie, uncle.

1151
00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:40,000
You don't even know
where the shops are.

1152
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,541
Come on son, Bittu! Bittu!

1153
00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:45,291
Found him!

1154
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:48,208
You just need to
say what I taught you.

1155
00:54:48,291 --> 00:54:49,250
- That this is just a science practical.
- Okay.

1156
00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:51,333
- Come with me, son. Let's go.
- Bittu, wait!

1157
00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:52,833
Here's the kid.

1158
00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,666
Ask him whatever you want.
Look, here's his science text book.

1159
00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:57,916
It's practical experiment. Ask him.

1160
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,291
I say what's this all about?

1161
00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:00,291
Homemade alcohol.

1162
00:55:00,375 --> 00:55:02,041
Explain.

1163
00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:03,666
He says it's his new project.

1164
00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:05,750
It's very difficult.
It's hard to explain.

1165
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:07,791
Okay, carry on.

1166
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,791
Punjabi kids, very hard working.

1167
00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:12,833
Doing their studies in
the middle of the wedding.

1168
00:55:12,916 --> 00:55:13,791
What?

1169
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,500
He said Punjabi kids
are very hard working.

1170
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,500
They are doing homework
even during a wedding.

1171
00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:20,041
Yeah, yes,
now the kid will go and study.

1172
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:21,416
You should go, thank you.

1173
00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,166
- Let's go.
- Thank you.

1174
00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:24,500
- All the best.
- Yes.

1175
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:25,416
Go.

1176
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,000
Thank God the police
officers are going back..

1177
00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:28,916
..otherwise I would
have been deported to India.

1178
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,583
I would have to see the rest
of the wedding on my mobile phone.

1179
00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:33,416
They've left.

1180
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,791
What happened? Get back to work.

1181
00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:41,291
Which idiot left the pipe here?

1182
00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:42,791
Get back to work.

1183
00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:48,041
Do you want anything else? They
have filled almost all the trolleys.

1184
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,833
Just get some cannabis,
we'll make fritters.

1185
00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:55,083
Bapu-ji, why don't you
call at home and ask the ladies..

1186
00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:57,333
..whether they want
hookahs or something.

1187
00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:59,375
No one should stay sober, right?

1188
00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,416
What are you saying?
Don't you have any shame?

1189
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:03,166
You are the one who is shameless?

1190
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:05,083
You sometimes ask
for homemade alcohol..

1191
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:07,250
..and sometimes ask
to make cannabis fritters.

1192
00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,958
Are you interested in
the wedding or getting a high?

1193
00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:11,041
We want to get a high, so what?

1194
00:56:11,791 --> 00:56:15,791
Fine then, tell me how
much cannabis should I get.

1195
00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:18,541
Just enough to give us a high.

1196
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:22,208
They will get me killed.

1197
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,833
Do you have cannabis?

1198
00:56:23,916 --> 00:56:26,916
Hello, buy a few things that
your brother-in-law likes too.

1199
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,833
What do you want now?
Flavoured tobacco?

1200
00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:32,500
Son-in-law, you anything won't
find anything of your liking here.

1201
00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:34,708
You get only good stuff here.

1202
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:36,833
Bapu, I think we have picked
up quite a bit of grocery.

1203
00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:38,083
We need to get some
guests home as well..

1204
00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:39,916
..we cannot just fill
the house with groceries.

1205
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
You should have seen the grocery
we brought during my wedding.

1206
00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:43,833
Two trucks full of it.

1207
00:56:43,916 --> 00:56:45,833
Bapu, this is me begging to you.

1208
00:56:45,916 --> 00:56:47,791
You should consume
good quality almonds..

1209
00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:49,000
..which will help
you improve your memory.

1210
00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:51,958
During our last visit, you said
your grocery was hauled in Innovas.

1211
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,083
Now you are saying it was trucks.

1212
00:56:53,166 --> 00:56:55,666
I'll also cancel the visa you are on.

1213
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,583
- Hear that.
- Yes.

1214
00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:58,833
Bapu, why are you getting upset?

1215
00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:01,208
I remember grocery
was hauled in trucks.

1216
00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:02,833
I am the one who had loaded them.

1217
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:04,666
It's a different story
that wasn't even born back then.

1218
00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,750
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Come on, get the things.

1219
00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:08,541
He keeps talking nonsense.

1220
00:57:10,041 --> 00:57:11,458
This is a limit.

1221
00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:28,041
Hello! What are you doing here?

1222
00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:30,583
Yes, I came here
to pick up a few things.

1223
00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,000
I am sorry for last night.

1224
00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,583
No, it's perfectly alright.

1225
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:35,875
In fact, I too wanted to meet you.

1226
00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,458
Can we go somewhere and talk?

1227
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:39,000
- Like a restaurant?
- Sure.

1228
00:57:39,625 --> 00:57:40,625
Would you like to have some coffee?

1229
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,541
What are you saying?

1230
00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:45,666
You are getting married
to someone in five days.

1231
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,291
It is not right for
us to drink coffee together.

1232
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:48,625
Getting married?

1233
00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:52,416
Sister-in-law, quickly say
whatever you want to, I need to leave.

1234
00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:56,500
I have so many things to say..

1235
00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:58,958
..but you don't have
time for your sister-in-law.

1236
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:01,375
Spend some time with me as well,
brother-in-law.

1237
00:58:02,875 --> 00:58:03,791
What are you saying?

1238
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:05,250
What if someone overhears us?

1239
00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:06,875
Then let them.

1240
00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:10,000
I only asked you to sit here. It's
okay. Why did you run away last night?

1241
00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,291
Well, just.

1242
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,833
- You should have stayed.
- Huh?

1243
00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:20,541
Sister-in-law, does Ganda
know that you are so open-minded?

1244
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:22,583
These things are quite normal here.

1245
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:23,750
It's okay.

1246
00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:26,208
That's why the whole of
Punjab want to go to Canada.

1247
00:58:26,291 --> 00:58:28,083
Forget that,
tell me what coffee do you want.

1248
00:58:28,166 --> 00:58:29,833
I have to leave, sister-in-law.

1249
00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:31,833
I think I need alcohol.

1250
00:58:31,916 --> 00:58:33,708
Okay, then let's drink together.

1251
00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:35,583
I'll share a few drinks
with my brother-in-law.

1252
00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:36,791
Tell me what would you like to drink?

1253
00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:40,541
I'm leaving,
I just remembered something.

1254
00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:42,458
I know you are helping
with the wedding.

1255
00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:43,333
Sit down.

1256
00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,166
I don't know whether
I am helping the wedding..

1257
00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,208
..take place or being called off.

1258
00:58:45,291 --> 00:58:46,583
Only God knows that.

1259
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:49,250
- Goodbye, sister-in-law.
- Listen!

1260
00:58:54,125 --> 00:58:57,750
Sukhi, I think you used
to break marriages in Punjab.

1261
00:58:58,083 --> 00:58:59,500
Try to understand.

1262
00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:01,083
Why do you want a
dual sim mobile phone?

1263
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:02,000
Dual sim?

1264
00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:03,208
Come on, everyone.

1265
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,250
It's quite late.

1266
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:07,750
Go and sleep in your rooms.

1267
00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:09,000
We have a lot of work
to do in the morning.

1268
00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:11,333
Then Bapu-ji, allow me to leave.

1269
00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:12,708
This is not right.

1270
00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:15,708
All of you eat, drink and
then go to your respective rooms.

1271
00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,500
I'm not enjoying this wedding.

1272
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:20,958
Bapu, this is a wedding and not
mango shake that you aren't enjoying.

1273
00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:23,791
- What's wrong, Bapu?
- What else could go wrong?

1274
00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:25,625
You drink alcohol
and go to sleep at night.

1275
00:59:25,708 --> 00:59:27,875
In the morning, you leave
to get the things needed for alcohol.

1276
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:30,250
If this wedding were
to take place in Punjab..

1277
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,416
We would have gathered
beds and beddings from villagers.

1278
00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:35,833
All the relatives would
have slept together.

1279
00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:37,500
We would sing and dance.

1280
00:59:37,583 --> 00:59:39,458
We would have had so much fun.

1281
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:42,208
It's not a big deal, Bapu.

1282
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:44,750
We can gather beds
and beddings here as well.

1283
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:45,708
- Boys!
- Yes.

1284
00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:46,750
Go to sleep now.

1285
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:49,833
The first thing you do in the
morning is gather beds and beddings.

1286
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,458
Bapu shouldn't get upset.

1287
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:54,000
You cannot gather beds
and beddings in Canada.

1288
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:55,791
People here have proper beds.

1289
00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:58,041
Fine, then we will
take their proper beds.

1290
00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:01,000
We just need to perform
the rituals. Right?

1291
01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:03,291
The ritual is of collecting
small beds and beddings.

1292
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:05,833
- Who collects proper beds and sofas?
- Labour.

1293
01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,375
I mean who does that during a wedding?

1294
01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:09,333
Listen to me very carefully.

1295
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:12,375
Sukhi, take a list
from me before you leave.

1296
01:00:12,791 --> 01:00:14,625
- But listen to me..
- No ifs or buts.

1297
01:00:14,708 --> 01:00:17,791
Sukhi, you'll collect
the beds and beddings tomorrow.

1298
01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:21,416
Okay guys, you can sleep
in your private rooms tonight.

1299
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,333
Tomorrow morning we
will take the tractor..

1300
01:00:23,416 --> 01:00:25,916
..trolley keys spanners
and screwdrivers.

1301
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,291
We will get the beds and beddings.

1302
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:29,958
We will also have to
dismantle some of the beds.

1303
01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:32,833
- Hurry up, uncle. Give me the list!
- Yes, yes.

1304
01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:34,041
It will get sunny otherwise.

1305
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:37,250
You are not a fruit that
you'd dehydrate under the sun.

1306
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:40,750
Don't worry clouds will
soon be back to trouble us.

1307
01:00:41,166 --> 01:00:42,541
- Cook!
- Yes.

1308
01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:46,291
Quickly make the Jalebis (sweets)
or one of them will start cussing you.

1309
01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:49,500
You know I can kill and
then completely forget about it.

1310
01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:53,000
Try forgetting the cops
will make you recall it.

1311
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,458
Then you will keep checking your back.

1312
01:00:54,541 --> 01:00:56,041
We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.

1313
01:00:56,125 --> 01:00:58,791
Chef! Chef!

1314
01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,083
Give me some Jalebis to check.

1315
01:01:02,166 --> 01:01:05,541
I have checked them all,
none of them are ill.

1316
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:07,916
Ill? Like Jalebis can catch dengue.

1317
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,708
Let me see how do they taste.

1318
01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:12,333
Bring them closer,
I cannot lift them with a magnet.

1319
01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,291
- Don't put them into my nose.
- Okay.

1320
01:01:15,916 --> 01:01:17,125
- Planner?
- Yes?

1321
01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:19,625
They are not like the
ones during my wedding.

1322
01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:22,750
Four people used to eat one Jalebi.

1323
01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:25,583
Bapu, they were diabetic.

1324
01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:27,083
I am talking about its size.

1325
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:28,833
They were this big.

1326
01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:31,208
Planner! Stop arguing with Bapu.

1327
01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:32,833
Do as he says.

1328
01:01:32,916 --> 01:01:37,125
Cook, use 10 kilos of refined
flour to make one Jalebi.

1329
01:01:37,208 --> 01:01:39,375
I cannot fry such
a big Jalebi in my wok.

1330
01:01:39,458 --> 01:01:41,166
I am fed up.

1331
01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:45,750
You can even put hot oil in the
swimming pool to fry them, but fry them.

1332
01:01:45,791 --> 01:01:46,750
Fry them!

1333
01:01:46,791 --> 01:01:47,791
It will be done.

1334
01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:49,625
And what will be
the size of the Ladoos?

1335
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:55,833
We will make such big Ladoos that
you can even keep them in a museum.

1336
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,666
Tambu Ram!

1337
01:01:57,666 --> 01:02:00,625
We want Ladoos to eat and not dinosaur
eggs to keep them in a museum.

1338
01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:01,875
Deenanath!

1339
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,166
- Bapu!
- Yes.

1340
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,083
How big were Ladoos at your wedding?

1341
01:02:05,333 --> 01:02:06,791
They were big, son.

1342
01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:09,541
Still, I mean this big or this big!

1343
01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:10,916
Quiet big.

1344
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,041
Why are you troubling Bapu-ji?

1345
01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:15,333
Sometimes people are
not in a mood to lie.

1346
01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:17,041
Wait, I am in a mood to hit you.

1347
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,708
- I apologise, Bapu-ji.
- Calm down!

1348
01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:20,208
We won't fight so
early in the morning.

1349
01:02:20,291 --> 01:02:22,208
I will fight,
you don't if you don't want to.

1350
01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:23,250
- Sukhi?
- Yes?

1351
01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:26,000
We don't ignore any of
Bapu's wishes at this wedding.

1352
01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:27,791
Who knows which might
be his last wish?

1353
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:28,583
Hey!

1354
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:31,375
Bapu-ji, please forgive me.

1355
01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:34,333
Sometimes I don't realise
whether I am insulting someone..

1356
01:02:34,416 --> 01:02:37,000
- ..or being insulted by someone.
- Wait, I'll teach you a lesson today.

1357
01:02:37,083 --> 01:02:38,166
Bapu-ji!

1358
01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:40,375
- Hold Bapu back.
- Don't be so angry, Bapu.

1359
01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:43,458
Uncle, hurry up or we'll
have two less people at the wedding.

1360
01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:46,250
Everyone in the list are our friends.

1361
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:48,791
Come on guys, all those who
want to go to collect the beds..

1362
01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:50,166
..and beddings get on the tractor.

1363
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:51,833
- Let's get ready to leave.
- Sukhi!

1364
01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:54,500
Wait, I forgot someone.

1365
01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:56,666
- Who?
- Singhara.

1366
01:02:56,750 --> 01:02:58,750
Does Singhara have a special bed here?

1367
01:02:58,833 --> 01:03:01,708
He's still single in Canada.

1368
01:03:01,791 --> 01:03:03,416
Like Bapu ordered this tractor..

1369
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,666
- ..and trolley from Punjab
just for fun.. - Yes.

1370
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:09,125
Singhara ordered a special bed.

1371
01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:11,583
"Welcome Punjabis!"

1372
01:03:11,666 --> 01:03:16,208
"We are back with Manje Bistre!"

1373
01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:18,083
"To Canada we might have migrated."

1374
01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:21,125
"But we haven't
forgotten our heritage."

1375
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:25,625
"To Canada we might have migrated."

1376
01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:29,166
"But we haven't
forgotten our heritage."

1377
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:34,250
"We'll be collecting beds and
beddings from everyone's house today."

1378
01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:39,958
"Today in the backyard
we'll set up the.."

1379
01:03:41,041 --> 01:03:42,666
"Beds and beddings."

1380
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:46,375
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

1381
01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:49,875
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

1382
01:03:49,958 --> 01:03:54,208
"Beds and beddings."

1383
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:55,833
Aunt, uncle Pichora has sent us.

1384
01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:59,208
If you are addressing him as
uncle then don't address me as aunt.

1385
01:03:59,291 --> 01:04:00,333
Use another address.

1386
01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:01,708
Don't spoil our relationship.

1387
01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:03,125
Paternal aunt,
Ganda is getting married.

1388
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,625
We need your bed.

1389
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:06,125
Just like we collect beds
and beddings in the village.

1390
01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,958
Our beds are joined together.
Who will dismantle them?

1391
01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:10,541
Paternal aunt,
maternal aunt, don't you worry.

1392
01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:12,791
We can even dismantle families.
Dismantling a bed is quite easy.

1393
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:16,000
"Go for it, Punjabis!"

1394
01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:22,958
"Punjabis!"

1395
01:04:29,958 --> 01:04:33,625
Boys, you forgot a leg-piece,
take it along.

1396
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:36,625
Don't say that uncle, it's bed legs.

1397
01:04:36,708 --> 01:04:39,375
If our boys hear "leg-piece"
(chicken) they will start drinking.

1398
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:40,791
Then we wont be able to
gather and beds or beddings.

1399
01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:44,583
"He was out for 12 years
and came back with what mattered."

1400
01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:48,041
"We are having a wedding in Canada.."

1401
01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:54,541
"We are having a wedding in Canada,
we feel battered."

1402
01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:57,791
"It's not a wedding.."

1403
01:04:57,875 --> 01:04:59,583
"It's not a wedding.."

1404
01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:03,583
"If you don't collect
beds and beddings."

1405
01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:07,250
"If you don't collect
beds and beddings."

1406
01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:15,000
"If you don't collect
beds and beddings."

1407
01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:19,500
"We need to visit everyone's house,
Canadian men and women's too."

1408
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,416
"We need to request
them to give their beds.."

1409
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,833
"..we aren't going to steal anything."

1410
01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:24,791
Yes?

1411
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,125
Uncle Pichora has sent me here.

1412
01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:27,666
I want your bed.

1413
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:29,625
How will she know Punjabi?

1414
01:05:29,958 --> 01:05:33,375
Uncle Pichora has sent us.

1415
01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:35,541
- We need your bed.
- Bed!

1416
01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:37,458
Ganda's father, you remember?

1417
01:05:37,541 --> 01:05:38,583
Onion's father?

1418
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:39,791
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes.

1419
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,958
- Pichora Singh sent you.
- Yeah, yeah.

1420
01:05:42,041 --> 01:05:43,625
Yeah, yeah.

1421
01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:46,708
- He want to sleep on your bed.
- What!

1422
01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:48,583
No, no, no. Not here with you.

1423
01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:50,250
At home. Marriage function.

1424
01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:52,166
- Lot of people enjoying.
- I'll call back.

1425
01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:54,291
Uncle! We are just
about to be beaten up.

1426
01:05:54,375 --> 01:05:56,500
Hi, this is Jazz.

1427
01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:57,833
I'm Sukhi.

1428
01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:01,375
Actually, we need your bed.

1429
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:03,166
We have a wedding at home.

1430
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:05,583
We are collecting the beds for guests.

1431
01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:06,833
It's our ritual.

1432
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,333
Yeah!

1433
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:10,125
Okay!

1434
01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:13,083
We did it!

1435
01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:13,875
We come?

1436
01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:14,875
Let's go. Let's go.

1437
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:16,166
Remove your shoes.

1438
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,750
- Oh sorry.
- Remove your shoes.

1439
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,041
- Give me some oil.
- Apply some down there as well.

1440
01:06:20,333 --> 01:06:21,416
Careful!

1441
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:23,791
No, we won't need coffee.

1442
01:06:24,541 --> 01:06:25,708
She's didn't offer you any coffee.

1443
01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:27,833
What is your name?

1444
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:28,791
Gabriel.

1445
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:30,666
Gab..

1446
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,791
Uncle, who does Gabriel sleep with?

1447
01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:34,833
Don't make me slap you.

1448
01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:36,333
You've already been humiliated
because of that in the morning.

1449
01:06:36,416 --> 01:06:38,166
Who sleeps with whom
here is none of your concern!

1450
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:39,875
- Just write her name Gabriel.
- Okay.

1451
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:41,875
- Then ask her father's name.
- Okay.

1452
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,541
- What's your father's name?
- I don't know.

1453
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,625
My parents weren't
married when I was born.

1454
01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:47,708
What is she saying?

1455
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:51,208
She's saying her mother wasn't
married when she gave birth to her.

1456
01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:52,583
Okay!

1457
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,041
So she's an unregistered property.

1458
01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:57,833
- Fine. Okay.
- Hey, hi.

1459
01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,750
- Hi.
- Hello.

1460
01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:01,666
Your daughter?

1461
01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:05,625
No, she's not mine, she's my
husband and his ex-wife's daughter.

1462
01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:08,541
She means she's not her daughter.

1463
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,500
She her husband's daughter
from his previous marriage.

1464
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:12,333
She got her as a package deal.

1465
01:07:12,416 --> 01:07:15,041
This means properties
here aren't registered.

1466
01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:16,958
No there are registered
ones here as well..

1467
01:07:17,041 --> 01:07:19,291
..but those who seize the
property don't give them up.

1468
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:21,000
- Oh, okay.
- Hi, everybody.

1469
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,791
What's going on?

1470
01:07:23,125 --> 01:07:24,083
Your husband?

1471
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,583
My ex-husband.

1472
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:27,708
She is saying he's her ex-husband.

1473
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:28,833
Gabriel.

1474
01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:31,625
This is my present husband. Stuart.

1475
01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:35,125
So him and my ex-husband are
good friends. We all live together.

1476
01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:39,916
- What is she saying?
- She means to say that her ex-husband..

1477
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,958
..and her present husband..

1478
01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:45,958
..are good friends and
so they all live together.

1479
01:07:46,791 --> 01:07:49,333
I think that the joint family system
which is fading away in Punjab..

1480
01:07:49,416 --> 01:07:50,416
..has become a fad here.

1481
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:54,875
How such a big family sleep on such a
small bed is something to think about!

1482
01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,083
Please stop it!

1483
01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:58,250
They live together
but sleep separately.

1484
01:07:58,333 --> 01:07:59,291
- Let's take the bed.
- Yes.

1485
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:00,125
- Thank you.
- Let's go.

1486
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,291
- Thank you very much.
- Oh really!

1487
01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:05,083
"We need to visit everyone's house,
Canadian men and women's too."

1488
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:06,958
"We need to request
them to give their beds.."

1489
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:08,791
"..we aren't going to steal anything."

1490
01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:13,541
"We will place all the beds
and beddings in the trolley."

1491
01:08:14,208 --> 01:08:16,375
"Today in the yard
we will set up the.."

1492
01:08:16,458 --> 01:08:18,375
- "Hello Punjabis!"
- Stop.

1493
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:20,833
- Brother, I need to make a request.
- What?

1494
01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:24,750
If you are collecting beds and beddings
then take my wife's bed as well.

1495
01:08:24,791 --> 01:08:27,041
- Why?
- She's always fighting with me.

1496
01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:29,291
This will give us an
excuse to sleep together.

1497
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:32,375
Brother, I so want to sleep with her.

1498
01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:33,958
"Bed and beddings."

1499
01:08:34,041 --> 01:08:37,708
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

1500
01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:41,416
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

1501
01:08:41,875 --> 01:08:43,791
Brother, I've got it
made especially on order.

1502
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:46,416
Bring it back as it is.

1503
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:49,333
- Mark it, son-in-law.
- Yes.

1504
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:50,166
What's your name, brother?

1505
01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:51,791
- Singhara.
- Who do you sleep with?

1506
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:54,000
I sleep alone, brother.

1507
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,125
Let me know if you can change that.

1508
01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:59,875
"Out of all the villages in the world
there is a village called Surrey."

1509
01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:03,541
"We are here since
three generations.."

1510
01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:05,750
"We are here since
three generations.."

1511
01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:08,458
"We are doing quite well."

1512
01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:11,291
"In this foreign country,
we have earned our respect."

1513
01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:14,041
"In this foreign country,
we have earned our respect."

1514
01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:23,500
"In this foreign country,
we have earned our respect."

1515
01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:25,458
"Beds and beddings!"

1516
01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,000
"Beds and beddings!"

1517
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:28,833
"Beds and beddings!"

1518
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:32,916
"Okay then, goodbye!"

1519
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:34,791
There you go, Bapu.

1520
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:36,166
Fulfilled another wish of yours.

1521
01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:38,083
Your beds and beddings are here.

1522
01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:39,500
Well done, Sukhi!

1523
01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:42,208
Put them close to the pool.
We will have party there tonight.

1524
01:09:42,291 --> 01:09:45,916
Kaleja, be careful with Gabriel's bed.

1525
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,583
I'll sleep on it tonight.

1526
01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:49,375
You've also brought Gabriel's bed?

1527
01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:51,666
- Yes.
- Then I'll sleep on it tonight.

1528
01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,791
Uncle, have you invited
Gabriel for the wedding?

1529
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:56,791
No, I haven't.

1530
01:09:56,875 --> 01:09:59,208
I'd say you shouldn't,
she won't be safe here.

1531
01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:03,416
I've counted the Ladoos,
don't steal any.

1532
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,291
- I won't have them anyway.
- Why?

1533
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,666
I know how I made them.

1534
01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:08,958
- Who is this Gabriel?
- An all-rounder.

1535
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:10,375
What do you mean?

1536
01:10:10,458 --> 01:10:13,375
Like a good shopkeeper
doesn't miss a sale..

1537
01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:15,875
..Gabriel doesn't miss an
opportunity of a good relationship.

1538
01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:17,333
- Sukhi bro?
- Yeah?

1539
01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:18,791
Come on, I need to go somewhere.

1540
01:10:18,833 --> 01:10:19,666
Let's go.

1541
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:20,875
Where are we going?

1542
01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:21,791
To meet your sister-in-law.

1543
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,166
There's no way I'm going to meet her!

1544
01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:24,208
Hello!

1545
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:25,833
Sometimes you want to meet,
sometimes you don't.

1546
01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:27,708
I don't care, okay? You have to go.

1547
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:28,958
No way, I told you I'm not going.

1548
01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:30,333
- Go by yourself.
- Let's go.

1549
01:10:30,416 --> 01:10:31,875
Damn you!

1550
01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:44,708
Hi, Pam!

1551
01:10:44,916 --> 01:10:45,583
Hi!

1552
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:47,166
Who is she?

1553
01:10:47,666 --> 01:10:48,750
Your sister-in-law.

1554
01:10:48,958 --> 01:10:50,750
How many sisters-in-law
do you have for me?

1555
01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:53,000
Hi, how are you?

1556
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,166
- Good, how are you?
- How're you doing?

1557
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:55,000
Good.

1558
01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:55,875
Recognise him?

1559
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:56,666
No.

1560
01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:57,791
Sukhi!

1561
01:10:58,125 --> 01:10:58,958
Sukhi?

1562
01:10:59,041 --> 01:11:00,125
Did you?

1563
01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:01,041
She too is sister-in-law?

1564
01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:03,083
Not she too is sister-in-law
she is the sister-in-law.

1565
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:03,875
Really?

1566
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,458
He came to meet you in
your room the other night.

1567
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:06,958
Oh, he's Sukhi.

1568
01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:09,791
He met Rano instead of me.

1569
01:11:09,916 --> 01:11:10,541
What do you mean?

1570
01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:14,041
I mean the girl you met
is my aunt's daughter, Rano.

1571
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:16,083
She's staying at our
place because of my wedding.

1572
01:11:16,166 --> 01:11:18,375
You told me that I'm carrying
a dual sim mobile phone?

1573
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:22,041
Tell me something,
does Rano work in a bank?

1574
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:23,500
No. Why?

1575
01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:27,583
Because only bankers
make fun of Jatts.

1576
01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:30,208
Anyway, it's about time I meet Rano.

1577
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,125
Hi, Sukhi.

1578
01:11:33,291 --> 01:11:34,916
Already missing your sister-in-law?

1579
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,875
Well sister-in-law, I wanted to
discuss something important with you.

1580
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:38,958
Yes, go ahead.

1581
01:11:39,125 --> 01:11:40,916
First tell me,
what kind of coffee would you like?

1582
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:41,791
Any would do.

1583
01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,000
Medium will do?

1584
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:45,541
Coffee is hot or cold, not medium.

1585
01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:46,291
Really?

1586
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:48,583
Anyway forget it, tell me
what did you want to talk about?

1587
01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:52,166
Actually sister-in-law,
from the time you said things about..

1588
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:54,083
- ..brother-in-law and sister-in-law's
relationship.. - Yes.

1589
01:11:54,208 --> 01:11:55,458
..something has been happening to me.

1590
01:11:55,791 --> 01:11:56,583
What's been having to you?

1591
01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:59,708
I keep having dirty thoughts
about every sister-in-law.

1592
01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:02,541
Then I thought if I have dirty
thoughts about every sister-in-law..

1593
01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:04,125
..then one of the sisters-in-law
will surely beat me up.

1594
01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:05,166
Yes, obviously.

1595
01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:07,166
Then I thought about you,
sister-in-law.

1596
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,583
You are quite open-minded about..

1597
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:10,500
..a brother-in-law and
a sister-in-law's relationship.

1598
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,916
- Yes. - I am serious
about you, sister-in-law.

1599
01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:14,916
What are you doing, Sukhi?

1600
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,250
How could you take it seriously?

1601
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:17,500
This is a limit, sister-in-law.

1602
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:21,708
I used to even get serious if a girl
from the village would smile at me.

1603
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:25,291
You fearlessly made me sit
here and talked dirty with me.

1604
01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:27,208
For you, I am ready to go all the way.

1605
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:30,958
You should start practicing jumping
across the wall for after the wedding…

1606
01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:32,083
That's disgusting, Sukhi!

1607
01:12:32,375 --> 01:12:33,041
Shut up!

1608
01:12:33,125 --> 01:12:35,125
This is not how it happens in Canada.

1609
01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:36,583
That's strange, sister-in-law.

1610
01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:38,583
Yesterday you said that
all this is quite acceptable here.

1611
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,000
Rules changed in just one day?

1612
01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:42,000
Yes, they changed. You should leave.

1613
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,416
I won't leave,
you can try deporting me if you want.

1614
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,666
I'll in it all the way for you.

1615
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:48,125
Wait, I'll call Ganda.

1616
01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:50,541
Fine, call Ganda.
I've already discussed it with him.

1617
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:54,333
He says he has no objections,
just make sure Rano is okay with it.

1618
01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:56,666
So you know.

1619
01:12:58,583 --> 01:12:59,833
You didn't end up
being my sister-in-law.

1620
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,708
If you want you can
be Ganda's sister-in-law.

1621
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,083
But remember one thing,
after our wedding..

1622
01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:07,500
..I want let you play the
brother-in-law sister-in-law game.

1623
01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:15,791
"You are unfortunate, it is sad."

1624
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:19,375
"Make sure you don't face a mishap."

1625
01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:24,750
"You are unfortunate, it is sad."

1626
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,875
"Make sure you don't face a mishap."

1627
01:13:27,958 --> 01:13:33,416
"My fans go after who
try to pull up a stunt."

1628
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:38,291
"Stay away, change directions for my
attitude discharges electric current."

1629
01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:47,583
"Stay away, change directions for my
attitude discharges electric current."

1630
01:13:47,916 --> 01:13:51,083
"I have my biggest enemies in check."

1631
01:13:51,166 --> 01:13:53,875
"I have MO loaded in my chest."

1632
01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:55,333
"Oh really?"

1633
01:13:55,416 --> 01:13:58,416
"I have my biggest enemies in check."

1634
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,000
"I have MO loaded in my chest."

1635
01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:06,666
"Boys keep coming up with new tricks."

1636
01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:09,416
"I have surpassed that, dear."

1637
01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:14,833
"You just come into my arms,
I'll also endure the current, dear."

1638
01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:18,416
"You just come into my arms,
I'll also endure the current, dear."

1639
01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:19,250
"Buzz off!"

1640
01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:23,666
"You just come into my arms,
I'll also endure the current, dear."

1641
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:26,500
- "Watch out!"
- "Try me!"

1642
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,708
"Stand off!"

1643
01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:40,708
"My sandals have martyred many."

1644
01:14:40,791 --> 01:14:44,125
"Gun power is in my essence."

1645
01:14:44,208 --> 01:14:46,708
"My sandals have martyred many."

1646
01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:49,208
"Gun power is in my essence."

1647
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:52,083
"Even a glance by me is dangerous!"

1648
01:14:52,166 --> 01:14:54,916
- "Whatever!"
- "Even a glance by me is dangerous!"

1649
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,208
"For you it won't be any different."

1650
01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:03,125
"Stay away, change directions for my
attitude discharges electric current."

1651
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:13,291
"Stay away, change directions for my
attitude discharges electric current."

1652
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:14,583
"Die!"

1653
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:17,458
"I'll get you."

1654
01:15:17,541 --> 01:15:20,416
"Soon, I'll dissuade you."

1655
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:23,333
"I'll get you."

1656
01:15:23,750 --> 01:15:26,208
"Soon, I'll dissuade you."

1657
01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:29,166
"I do what I say…"

1658
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,541
"I do what I say…"

1659
01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:34,125
"This is not a lie, my dear."

1660
01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:39,666
"You just come into my arms,
I'll also endure the current, dear."

1661
01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,833
"You just come into my arms…"

1662
01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,125
"My attitude discharges
electric current."

1663
01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:46,166
"You just come into my arms…"

1664
01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,666
""Stay away, change directions…"

1665
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:50,041
"I'll also endure the current, dear."

1666
01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:51,166
"Watch out!"

1667
01:16:01,083 --> 01:16:02,041
"Watch out!"

1668
01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:10,500
Sukhi?
Daydreaming won't help.

1669
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,041
Start preparing to take me to Punjab.

1670
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:18,958
"Watch out!"

1671
01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:20,583
I cannot sleep.

1672
01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:21,791
Take a sleeping pill.

1673
01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:23,333
What are you saying?

1674
01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,375
You were more romantic when we were..

1675
01:16:25,458 --> 01:16:26,833
..playing the brother-in-law
sister-in-law game.

1676
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,375
I am joking.

1677
01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:29,625
I love you too.

1678
01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:31,166
I love you too also.

1679
01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:34,833
Love you!

1680
01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,083
Love you, love you!

1681
01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:39,291
Bapu!

1682
01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:42,625
His my son also saying
"love you" to someone?

1683
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:48,125
I can hear it too, but I
don't know who is saying I love you.

1684
01:16:48,208 --> 01:16:51,791
He must be talking
to someone in Canada.

1685
01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:55,625
Who will give him
the time of day here?

1686
01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:57,458
No one gives him the
time of day there either.

1687
01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:00,083
He's talking to someone here.

1688
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:03,541
Then maybe Ganda has introduced
him to a Canadian girl here.

1689
01:17:03,583 --> 01:17:04,416
Yes.

1690
01:17:05,541 --> 01:17:09,791
Honestly speaking,
I came here because of your daughter.

1691
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:12,375
Otherwise,
I would never attend such a wedding.

1692
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:13,791
Right.

1693
01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:16,000
We too invited you because of her,
otherwise..

1694
01:17:16,083 --> 01:17:17,833
..who'd want to entertain
someone like you?

1695
01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:20,166
Someone tell me, were we dying
to make you dance at the wedding.

1696
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:24,208
I wouldn't even sing at such a wedding
so you can forget about dancing.

1697
01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,833
Brother, I don't want
you singing or dancing here.

1698
01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:29,833
I just want you to gift
the bride and groom without fail.

1699
01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:32,375
You are making fun of your son-in-law!

1700
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:33,458
Bitti!

1701
01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:35,708
Pack your bags!

1702
01:17:37,041 --> 01:17:38,833
Hey! Hello!

1703
01:17:42,041 --> 01:17:44,791
What happened?
Why did you wake me up?

1704
01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:47,083
Uncle, you were sleeping?

1705
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,708
Did you think I was dead?
I just woke up in front of you.

1706
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:50,458
What happened?

1707
01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:52,583
Weren't you just cussing me?

1708
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:56,625
I was messing with someone
in my dreams. Was that you?

1709
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:59,750
I think I said some things
while asleep, I don't know what.

1710
01:18:00,583 --> 01:18:01,916
- Really?
- Yes.

1711
01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:05,041
Bitti! Unpack the bags!

1712
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,500
- Uncle?
- Yes?

1713
01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:09,541
I'll go and pee.

1714
01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:12,541
Go inside, brother.
The pool is already full.

1715
01:18:12,625 --> 01:18:13,541
Okay.

1716
01:18:13,666 --> 01:18:14,916
Go on.

1717
01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:16,041
Have fun.

1718
01:18:16,208 --> 01:18:17,500
Tambu Ram!

1719
01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:20,041
Tambu Ram!

1720
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:21,708
What?

1721
01:18:21,791 --> 01:18:24,416
Get this bucket filled with water.
I need to soak the grams in it.

1722
01:18:24,625 --> 01:18:27,291
I am your boss, not your servant.

1723
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,208
I am sort of an assistant.

1724
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:33,166
Will it be a problem if
you get me a bucket of water?

1725
01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:37,875
Well, one should do his own work.

1726
01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:40,333
Otherwise,
you'd one day end up saying..

1727
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:44,875
..I'm going out for a few days,
be a father to my children.

1728
01:18:44,958 --> 01:18:46,625
I could do that brother, but…

1729
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,416
I had hit someone with this.

1730
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:54,791
Doctor said take him home be at his
serve, there's nothing they can do.

1731
01:18:57,583 --> 01:18:59,333
This too is a service.

1732
01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:03,375
Shall I get warm water or cold water?

1733
01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:06,541
Doesn't matter.

1734
01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:08,166
I'll get it, brother.

1735
01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:12,291
Don't try to hit on her,
she is your future daughter-in-law.

1736
01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:13,666
Let go of the tray, Kaleja.

1737
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,583
I'll hold one end of the tray.

1738
01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:18,875
I'm already holding it, can't you see?

1739
01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:20,875
Do you have to interrupt?

1740
01:19:22,041 --> 01:19:23,375
Go take another tray.

1741
01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:24,916
There is just one "tray" working here.

1742
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,416
Where do I get another one from?

1743
01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:28,750
She won't be marrying any one of you.

1744
01:19:30,125 --> 01:19:31,166
Get lost.

1745
01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:33,375
Let it go sweetheart, I'll take it.

1746
01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:34,416
Give it to me.

1747
01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:40,375
I miss you.

1748
01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:41,458
Hello, brother-in-law.

1749
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:44,875
Scoundrels, you are being
scolded because of a tray?

1750
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:46,416
Don't you have any shame?

1751
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,000
Shame?

1752
01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:50,583
No, we have none.

1753
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:51,916
Milk, brother-in-law?

1754
01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:53,625
You are offering
milk to the son-in-law?

1755
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,250
Yeah, I'll take it! Get lost!

1756
01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:56,166
Okay.

1757
01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:59,541
Bloody idiots.

1758
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:09,125
I think I just passed by the bathroom.

1759
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,000
Bitti!

1760
01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:15,208
Both of them are always after her.

1761
01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:19,000
She is accepting their advances?

1762
01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:22,000
No! She is too naïve, sister.

1763
01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:24,041
They are too like a dog to give up.

1764
01:20:24,125 --> 01:20:27,583
If she is naïve then how
about if we set her up with Sukhi?

1765
01:20:28,208 --> 01:20:29,000
Ask her?

1766
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:31,083
You should at least consider
our status before saying such a thing.

1767
01:20:31,166 --> 01:20:33,541
You want me to get my nephew married..

1768
01:20:33,666 --> 01:20:35,500
..to the girl my servants are after?

1769
01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:38,291
These things don't matter.

1770
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,666
We just want the right girl for him.

1771
01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:45,583
Let me tell you,
we greet other with a "hi", right?

1772
01:20:46,041 --> 01:20:50,916
When they meet each other,
they kiss, direct contact.

1773
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:54,500
How does it concern us? Let her.

1774
01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,125
We want our son to settle down here.

1775
01:20:57,333 --> 01:21:02,916
Sister, don't ruin your son's
life just to settle him down here.

1776
01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:05,166
Listen up Tota, if I see
you standing next to Christina..

1777
01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:06,583
..then I'll come
after you with a stick.

1778
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:08,708
- I'll come after you with a stick, son.
- Stick, right!

1779
01:21:08,791 --> 01:21:10,791
- Kidney!
- My name is Kaleja, not Kidney.

1780
01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:12,083
It's a body part, right?

1781
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:13,791
Who do you want to get insulted
from by offering them milk at night?

1782
01:21:13,875 --> 01:21:15,041
Shut up.

1783
01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:16,500
Don't make the old man humiliate you.

1784
01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:18,041
- I'll wake him up politely, okay?
- Okay.

1785
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:21,541
Check whether he's still breathing.

1786
01:21:22,541 --> 01:21:23,375
He is.

1787
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,375
Bapu-ji, milk!

1788
01:21:25,541 --> 01:21:27,083
Milk them properly.

1789
01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:28,708
We aren't here to milk the cattle.
We are here with some milk for you, Bapu.

1790
01:21:28,791 --> 01:21:30,625
Milk for me?
I am not going to wrestle..

1791
01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:32,625
..Dara Singh in the
middle of the night.

1792
01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:34,291
Go to sleep!

1793
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:37,208
The bride's family is going
to come here at 11 for a ritual.

1794
01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:38,458
- Get lost.
- Let's go.

1795
01:21:38,833 --> 01:21:40,250
- Okay.
- Want to wake him up again?

1796
01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:43,541
You won't offer milk
to the son-in-law?

1797
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,166
Am I a kid?

1798
01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:47,666
Bitti! Pack your bags!

1799
01:21:50,208 --> 01:21:52,458
Son-in-law, you want to
swim in the middle of the night?

1800
01:21:56,125 --> 01:21:58,708
Son, do we need to
perform like they do..

1801
01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:00,250
..in the circus before
these white people?

1802
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,041
Why?

1803
01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,583
We are dressed like they do in circus.

1804
01:22:02,625 --> 01:22:04,625
They wear such clothes.

1805
01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:06,666
I have never seen
them wearing clothes.

1806
01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:08,541
I have always seen
them taking them off.

1807
01:22:09,708 --> 01:22:13,500
They are the only ones who
can wear such suffocating clothes.

1808
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:14,708
They talk so softly.

1809
01:22:15,125 --> 01:22:16,916
Hello, how do you do?

1810
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,333
We say it at the top of voice,
how're doing!

1811
01:22:19,541 --> 01:22:22,708
No matter what you say, you are
looking good in this coat and pant.

1812
01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:24,500
Looking good doesn't matter.
It's not like I'm remarrying.

1813
01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:26,500
You are not of the
age to get married anyway.

1814
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:30,125
You should instead get a picture clicked
that can be kept at your funeral.

1815
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:31,208
You are looking handsome today.

1816
01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:33,625
Bapu, I think you two should stand
together and go for a group photo.

1817
01:22:33,708 --> 01:22:35,458
What if you both leave together?

1818
01:22:35,541 --> 01:22:36,875
You will have good company.

1819
01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:39,375
I'll tear your passport
and throw it in the pool there.

1820
01:22:39,541 --> 01:22:41,125
You can tear my passport
and throw it away.

1821
01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:42,333
I am not going back to India, Bapu.

1822
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,708
"Oh God, help me shift the gears…"

1823
01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:48,375
Brother-in-law is…
uncle go and handle it.

1824
01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:49,958
I'll make sure you don't get a PR.

1825
01:22:50,083 --> 01:22:52,291
Why do you get upset
over such small things?

1826
01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:53,750
Please get ready.
Here.

1827
01:22:53,833 --> 01:22:55,000
I won't attend the
engagement ceremony.

1828
01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:56,583
No one has even offered
me tea since morning.

1829
01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:58,125
Why are you lying, brother-in-law.

1830
01:22:58,291 --> 01:23:00,666
You've had three cups of tea
since morning. You broke two cups too.

1831
01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:02,708
Look at that, they are counting
how much tea I've had as well.

1832
01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:03,875
Now I won't attend it at any cost.

1833
01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:05,791
Guest will soon be here.

1834
01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:07,250
They will ask where it
the most important person?

1835
01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,583
Here, wear your coat.

1836
01:23:08,916 --> 01:23:10,125
You are right, Bitti.

1837
01:23:10,291 --> 01:23:13,333
But you should know they didn't ask
me anything other than offering tea.

1838
01:23:13,416 --> 01:23:14,875
Why are you lying, son-in-law.

1839
01:23:15,041 --> 01:23:16,416
Didn't I ask you about an address?

1840
01:23:16,583 --> 01:23:17,583
You are making fun of the son-in-law?

1841
01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:19,083
- What's happening out here?
- Uncle!

1842
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:20,625
What's this commotion about?

1843
01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:21,583
What else could happen?

1844
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:22,666
They don't listen to the son-in-law.

1845
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,500
No uncle, I had told you didn't I..

1846
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,375
..that I have problem
listening from the left side?

1847
01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:27,583
What is this!

1848
01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:29,458
How can you hear well?

1849
01:23:29,666 --> 01:23:30,833
Yes, I can.

1850
01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:32,375
- Does anyone want to get
their ears treated? - No.

1851
01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:33,583
Move away then.

1852
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,375
They're trying to make
fun of the son-in-law!

1853
01:23:39,541 --> 01:23:40,625
He is son-in-law.

1854
01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:43,041
Otherwise,
I too could have treated your ears.

1855
01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:46,333
- Get to work!
- Yes, yes. We're leaving.

1856
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:52,583
They are here.

1857
01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,833
- Bapu, come here. They are here.
- Come on.

1858
01:23:54,916 --> 01:23:56,750
Bapu, they are here.
The bride's family is here, come on.

1859
01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:59,083
- Hello.
- Hi.

1860
01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:13,500
"Whenever our eyes meet,
we both feel shy."

1861
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:17,541
"I feel like stopping
you by holding you hand.."

1862
01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:21,541
"..before this
opportunity passes away."

1863
01:24:21,666 --> 01:24:29,125
"Whenever our eyes meet,
we both feel shy."

1864
01:24:29,666 --> 01:24:33,166
"I feel like stopping
you by holding you hand.."

1865
01:24:33,958 --> 01:24:35,541
- I seek your blessings, daddy.
- God bless you, son.

1866
01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:36,625
- Hello.
- Hello.

1867
01:24:36,708 --> 01:24:39,125
- Hello.
- How are you?

1868
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:40,708
Let's go, please.
This way.

1869
01:24:40,791 --> 01:24:42,458
- Hello!
- Hello.

1870
01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:43,791
You are late.

1871
01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:46,333
I had to come with everyone else.
You wanted me to come alone?

1872
01:24:46,708 --> 01:24:47,666
Hello!

1873
01:24:48,708 --> 01:24:49,916
What's wrong now?

1874
01:24:50,125 --> 01:24:51,541
Ask the DJ to announce
that I am the son-in-law.

1875
01:24:52,625 --> 01:24:55,125
And ask him to play the song,
if the son-in-law get upsets..

1876
01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:57,958
..no one in the village
will be able to handle him.

1877
01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:01,375
Hello, welcome.

1878
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:02,583
How many times will you greet me?

1879
01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:04,291
As many times as we meet.

1880
01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:06,000
- Samosa (snacks)?
- No, thank you. You can have it.

1881
01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:07,083
I brought it for you.

1882
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,000
What happened?

1883
01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:10,958
Aunt, she says there
should be a coriander..

1884
01:25:11,041 --> 01:25:12,291
..and chillies chutney
with this samosa.

1885
01:25:12,416 --> 01:25:13,875
You should talk to the planner.

1886
01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:14,750
- Is it?
- Yes.

1887
01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:16,875
I'll go and talk to
the "weddy plug" right away.

1888
01:25:16,958 --> 01:25:18,375
- Yes. - Where he the "weddy plug"?
- Over there.

1889
01:25:18,458 --> 01:25:19,833
Weddy plug!

1890
01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:22,333
Why is Sukhi mingling
at the bride's section?

1891
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:23,625
What's going on?

1892
01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:25,791
Bapu, nothing's going on.

1893
01:25:25,958 --> 01:25:27,208
He knows his responsibility.

1894
01:25:27,291 --> 01:25:30,041
What if he takes the responsibility
of a girl attending the wedding?

1895
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,583
We will be in trouble.

1896
01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:32,916
Planner!

1897
01:25:33,291 --> 01:25:33,833
Yes?

1898
01:25:33,916 --> 01:25:35,416
Get one out of the house.

1899
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:36,625
Right away, Bapu-ji.

1900
01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:39,166
Of course, you will.
Or your old man will.

1901
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,291
My old man will.

1902
01:25:43,166 --> 01:25:44,250
Thank you!

1903
01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:48,875
Go and make some fritters for them.

1904
01:25:49,625 --> 01:25:50,958
Should I also get the scraper?

1905
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,666
Hello! Should I get
you anything to eat?

1906
01:25:57,083 --> 01:25:57,791
Go away from here.

1907
01:25:57,875 --> 01:25:59,750
People will assume the
worst about me because of you.

1908
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:00,916
- Really?
- Yes.

1909
01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:06,041
Ladies and gentlemen,
you will be pleased to know..

1910
01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:10,750
..that our Ganda and found his roots.

1911
01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:14,291
Make God help them make more onions.

1912
01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:15,250
Exchange the rings.

1913
01:26:16,166 --> 01:26:17,083
Give it.

1914
01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:19,333
Come here.

1915
01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:23,291
Wonderful!

1916
01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:30,541
Hello, everyone.

1917
01:26:30,666 --> 01:26:32,666
I'm Pam's father.

1918
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:36,208
On the behalf of the bride's family,
I invite all of you for lunch.

1919
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:39,708
Tomorrow both the family
will mingle at the beach..

1920
01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:42,541
..so that we can get to know
each other better before the wedding.

1921
01:26:42,583 --> 01:26:44,208
- Right.
- Yes.

1922
01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:48,625
"Don't move your lips…"

1923
01:26:48,791 --> 01:26:52,666
"Let our eyes do the talking."

1924
01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:56,708
"Don't move your lips…"

1925
01:26:56,791 --> 01:27:00,250
"Let our eyes do the talking."

1926
01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:06,166
Come, come.

1927
01:27:07,416 --> 01:27:08,333
Here you go.

1928
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,458
- Hello.
- Hello.

1929
01:27:10,541 --> 01:27:11,291
Who is she?

1930
01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:12,500
One out from the house.

1931
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,958
Her husband threw
her out of the house.

1932
01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:16,541
You are joking with me?

1933
01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:18,583
I asked you for homemade alcohol.

1934
01:27:19,125 --> 01:27:20,625
You asked me to get
one out of the house.

1935
01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:22,000
You never mentioned alcohol.

1936
01:27:22,083 --> 01:27:24,375
Don't make me slap you.
Get lost from here.

1937
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:26,333
- Okay, you please enjoy there.
- He's talking nonsense.

1938
01:27:27,291 --> 01:27:29,500
He's here only to blabber.

1939
01:27:31,916 --> 01:27:34,000
Should I give him what he needs?

1940
01:27:39,833 --> 01:27:40,541
Give it here.

1941
01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:41,666
Say it.

1942
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:45,041
He is the son-in-law of this family.

1943
01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:45,958
Louder!

1944
01:28:08,666 --> 01:28:09,458
Bitti!

1945
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:10,833
Bitti!

1946
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:12,083
Pack the bags.

1947
01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:14,541
I am not packing any bags.
Join me if you want to dance.

1948
01:28:14,750 --> 01:28:15,708
I'm going.

1949
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,875
Come on, brother-in-law won't just
dance, he'll shower money as well.

1950
01:28:40,625 --> 01:28:42,041
- Sukhi.
- Yes.

1951
01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:44,625
I like it here with you.

1952
01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:47,958
If you want,
I can buy this place for you.

1953
01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:51,083
Things are quite expensive here,
you know.

1954
01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:54,666
They cannot be more expensive then you.

1955
01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:57,625
What's wrong now?

1956
01:28:57,708 --> 01:28:59,958
Look this is how the
bride's family should behave.

1957
01:29:00,291 --> 01:29:03,541
They aren't even married yet and they've
invited us to an island for lunch.

1958
01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:04,333
And your family?

1959
01:29:04,416 --> 01:29:06,666
Your family never even offered me juice.

1960
01:29:06,750 --> 01:29:09,208
What do you mean?
My family never looks after you?

1961
01:29:09,291 --> 01:29:10,166
They never do.

1962
01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:11,791
Whenever I come over they
order 250 grams of chicken..

1963
01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:12,916
..and add a kilo of potatoes in it.

1964
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,416
Come on, it's a recipe.

1965
01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:17,458
Your father invited this
new recipe of potatoes and chicken?

1966
01:29:17,541 --> 01:29:20,333
Don't drag my father into this.

1967
01:29:20,416 --> 01:29:22,041
Go and get me some alcohol.

1968
01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:23,500
Look at her talk!

1969
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,083
Son-in-law..

1970
01:29:25,208 --> 01:29:26,166
- Who is it?
- Are you done?

1971
01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:29,458
- Should I get you another drink?
- No, uncle. Cheers.

1972
01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:32,125
I was petrified.

1973
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:36,333
Boota Singh,
have you ever seen so much water?

1974
01:29:36,666 --> 01:29:41,666
In Punjab we fight over
taking water before turn.

1975
01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:44,541
You can take all the
water you want from here.

1976
01:29:44,625 --> 01:29:46,666
Here you have white women bathing in it.

1977
01:29:46,750 --> 01:29:49,458
There you have black
buffaloes bathing in ponds.

1978
01:29:49,666 --> 01:29:51,333
Pure water.

1979
01:29:51,416 --> 01:29:53,875
Your fields will feel blessed.

1980
01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:56,500
Sukhi, I want to feel you.

1981
01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:59,708
Will you stand with
me in the titanic pose?

1982
01:30:02,916 --> 01:30:04,125
Try some other pose.

1983
01:30:05,291 --> 01:30:06,666
Titanic had sunk.

1984
01:30:07,083 --> 01:30:10,875
"Don't move your lips.."

1985
01:30:11,125 --> 01:30:14,541
"Let our eyes do the talking."

1986
01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:18,791
"Don't move your lips.."

1987
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,083
"Let our eyes do the talking."

1988
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:26,125
'If you are with me,
I'm even ready to drown.'

1989
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:56,250
"He was out for 12 years..
For 12 years!"

1990
01:30:56,333 --> 01:31:03,583
"He was out for 12 years,
he brought back a star."

1991
01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:06,458
"We are here for Ganda's wedding.."

1992
01:31:06,750 --> 01:31:10,166
"We are going to have a blast.."

1993
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:11,916
"Start singing my dear.."

1994
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,333
"The whole of Canada will dance here."

1995
01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:14,916
"Start singing my dear.."

1996
01:31:14,958 --> 01:31:16,375
"We are going to have a blast.."

1997
01:31:16,458 --> 01:31:17,875
"Start singing my dear.."

1998
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:19,333
"The whole of Canada will dance here."

1999
01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:20,833
"Start singing my dear.."

2000
01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:22,250
"The whole of Canada will dance here."

2001
01:31:22,333 --> 01:31:26,166
"Start singing my dear.."

2002
01:31:35,416 --> 01:31:39,875
"He was out for 12 years.."
"For 12 years!"

2003
01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:47,166
"He was out for 12 years,
he brought back a game."

2004
01:31:47,250 --> 01:31:49,666
"If you have removed your shoes..

2005
01:31:50,791 --> 01:31:53,625
"It's a shame!"
"Punjabi girls are dancing.."

2006
01:31:53,708 --> 01:31:55,083
"While white girls are serving Ladoos,
out of frame."

2007
01:31:55,166 --> 01:31:56,625
"Punjabi girls are dancing.."

2008
01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:58,166
"While white girls are serving Ladoos,
out of frame."

2009
01:31:58,250 --> 01:31:59,625
"Punjabi girls are dancing.."

2010
01:31:59,708 --> 01:32:01,125
"While white girls are serving Ladoos,
out of frame."

2011
01:32:01,208 --> 01:32:04,916
"Punjabi girls are dancing.."

2012
01:32:18,625 --> 01:32:21,666
"We have made our own arrangements."

2013
01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:26,000
"The bar is under our own management."

2014
01:32:26,083 --> 01:32:30,708
"Pala's grandfather is singing
and dancing is merriment."

2015
01:32:30,791 --> 01:32:35,416
"Hidden from his wife,
he goes and drinks in the basement."

2016
01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:42,125
"Hidden from his wife,
he goes and drinks in the basement."

2017
01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:51,708
"You cannot do it without alcohol."
"Have no shame, you all."

2018
01:32:51,791 --> 01:32:56,416
"I shall first beg
then go for the stick."

2019
01:32:56,500 --> 01:33:01,166
"After getting drunk at night
he says he will drive the car."

2020
01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:07,333
"After getting drunk at night
he says he will drive the car."

2021
01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:18,958
"There will be no shame, my dear."

2022
01:33:19,041 --> 01:33:20,833
"There will be no pain, my dear."

2023
01:33:20,916 --> 01:33:22,750
"There will be no shame, my dear."

2024
01:33:22,833 --> 01:33:24,458
"There will be no pain, my dear."

2025
01:33:24,541 --> 01:33:28,208
"I will treat you like
a delicate flower, my dear."

2026
01:33:28,291 --> 01:33:33,708
"I will treat you like
a delicate flower, my dear."

2027
01:33:33,791 --> 01:33:35,583
"Don't twist your moustache
in arrogance, my dear."

2028
01:33:35,666 --> 01:33:37,416
"Don't have your nose in the air,
my dear."

2029
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:39,291
"Don't twist your moustache
in arrogance, my dear."

2030
01:33:39,375 --> 01:33:41,041
"Don't have your nose in the air,
my dear."

2031
01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:45,166
"Wash your face before
paying me a visit, my dear."

2032
01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:48,666
"Wash your face before
paying me a visit, my dear."

2033
01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:54,333
"Wash your face before
paying me a visit, my dear."

2034
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,750
Bapu!

2035
01:34:12,791 --> 01:34:14,250
Watch out for the water behind you!

2036
01:34:22,833 --> 01:34:24,416
Uncle, over there!

2037
01:34:28,625 --> 01:34:30,125
Uncle!

2038
01:34:32,041 --> 01:34:34,208
Uncle! Oh no!

2039
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:38,791
- Come.
- It's okay, it's okay. Calm down.

2040
01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:41,375
Someone make him lie on
his back and flush the water out.

2041
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:44,750
You saved Bapu and throw him in.

2042
01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:46,708
Sorry, uncle. I didn't see you.

2043
01:34:46,791 --> 01:34:48,333
Are you blind that you didn't see me?

2044
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,875
I pushed you by mistake.
I didn't do it on purpose.

2045
01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:53,791
- I was trying to save Bapu.
- You killed me to save your Bapu?

2046
01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:56,875
- You are not dead. You are standing right
here. - Shut up. Don't talk nonsense.

2047
01:34:56,958 --> 01:34:59,125
It's not like you cracked
your head after falling in the water.

2048
01:34:59,208 --> 01:35:02,250
This is great, Bapu.
Then why don't you try falling?

2049
01:35:02,625 --> 01:35:04,625
We made a mistake by getting you out.

2050
01:35:04,708 --> 01:35:06,666
He is apologising.
What else do you want him to do?

2051
01:35:06,833 --> 01:35:09,125
Oh really?
Then why don't I push you and apologise?

2052
01:35:09,208 --> 01:35:10,500
This is a limit.

2053
01:35:10,583 --> 01:35:12,583
I am not saying anything
to you because of your age..

2054
01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:13,583
..and you are taking advantage of it.

2055
01:35:13,666 --> 01:35:15,875
I'll remove the rod
from my leg and hit you.

2056
01:35:15,958 --> 01:35:17,375
How dare you talk such nonsense!

2057
01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:19,375
- I'll teach you a lesson!
- You'll teach me a lesson?

2058
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,958
Stop it, guys.
Don't fight.

2059
01:35:21,041 --> 01:35:22,250
You can say whatever you want.

2060
01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:23,833
- I am being considerate
because of your age. - Yes.

2061
01:35:23,916 --> 01:35:25,375
Otherwise,
I would have taught you a lesson.

2062
01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:28,041
First tell me who the hell is he!
Who invited him to my party!

2063
01:35:28,125 --> 01:35:30,583
I am your father!
Doesn't matter who invited me!

2064
01:35:30,666 --> 01:35:33,666
When I start hitting you,
everyone will only be talking about me.

2065
01:35:33,750 --> 01:35:35,625
- Oh really, I have tackled many boys
like you. - Daddy, what happened?

2066
01:35:35,708 --> 01:35:38,250
- Who do you think you are!
Come on! Who's stopping you! - Daddy!

2067
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:40,333
- Calm down.
- How did this happen, daddy?

2068
01:35:40,583 --> 01:35:43,166
It's nothing, dear.
This monkey pushed me into the water.

2069
01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:45,791
- Now he wants to hit me.
- Rano, he is your father?

2070
01:35:45,875 --> 01:35:48,000
- Yes. - He cannot address you as
monkey just because he is her father.

2071
01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:50,125
- What do you think of yourself!
- Move back!

2072
01:35:50,458 --> 01:35:51,833
Move back.

2073
01:35:56,166 --> 01:35:57,708
- Calm down!
- Sotp.

2074
01:35:58,166 --> 01:35:59,500
Move back!

2075
01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:17,208
- Ganda?
- What?

2076
01:36:17,333 --> 01:36:18,958
It's all over, man.

2077
01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:21,791
Rano.. isn't answering my calls.

2078
01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:22,666
Hello!

2079
01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:25,000
You fought with her father!
Why would she answer your calls?

2080
01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:26,375
I made a mistake.

2081
01:36:26,541 --> 01:36:29,250
There is no use telling me about this
mistake. You apologised her on whatsapp?

2082
01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:30,333
I did.

2083
01:36:31,166 --> 01:36:34,625
She sent me the angry face.

2084
01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:37,083
She is angry.

2085
01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:38,958
Tell me something..

2086
01:36:39,375 --> 01:36:45,791
Does whatsapp has an emoji where
you are lying on the ground and begging?

2087
01:36:45,833 --> 01:36:46,875
No.

2088
01:36:47,541 --> 01:36:53,833
Do one thing, click a picture
of me lying on the ground and begging.

2089
01:36:53,875 --> 01:36:55,291
We will send her that picture.

2090
01:36:55,458 --> 01:36:56,541
Okay?

2091
01:36:56,958 --> 01:36:59,625
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Click it.

2092
01:36:59,708 --> 01:37:01,083
Hold it. Wait.

2093
01:37:03,583 --> 01:37:04,666
Ready?

2094
01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:09,583
- Done?
- Yeah.

2095
01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:14,291
- Here.
- Did she reply?

2096
01:37:14,791 --> 01:37:16,458
She sent a sandal.

2097
01:37:17,833 --> 01:37:22,666
Does this mean that she'll
can be cajoled if I buy her a sandal?

2098
01:37:23,208 --> 01:37:25,291
She has sent this sandal to hit you.

2099
01:37:25,458 --> 01:37:26,916
Oh damn, really?

2100
01:37:27,125 --> 01:37:29,791
These whatsapp guys
will get a beating from me.

2101
01:37:29,958 --> 01:37:32,125
Sukhi, I think things have
taken a turn for the worse.

2102
01:37:32,208 --> 01:37:35,833
You and Rano need to talk face to face.

2103
01:37:35,916 --> 01:37:37,125
Yes.

2104
01:37:37,375 --> 01:37:39,125
Sukhi, I don't want to talk to you.

2105
01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:43,291
This is a limit. Rano,
you know I did all that unknowingly.

2106
01:37:43,375 --> 01:37:45,041
Sukhi, you didn't cuss him unknowingly.

2107
01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:46,500
You did that wittingly.

2108
01:37:46,583 --> 01:37:48,458
Who gives it a thought before cussing?

2109
01:37:48,708 --> 01:37:51,166
"Should I cuss his
sister or his mother?"

2110
01:37:51,250 --> 01:37:53,250
Everything happen in the fit of anger.

2111
01:37:53,333 --> 01:37:55,750
Nothing can be done now.
Daddy hates you.

2112
01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:57,750
Try talking to him at least.

2113
01:37:57,791 --> 01:37:59,541
Sometimes there is still
a hope to clear the test.

2114
01:37:59,625 --> 01:38:01,583
You are already saying
that I failed the test.

2115
01:38:01,666 --> 01:38:03,625
Try and understand, daddy is in shock.

2116
01:38:03,708 --> 01:38:05,500
You cussed him in front of everyone.

2117
01:38:05,583 --> 01:38:07,208
It would have been a different
case if you had done so in private.

2118
01:38:07,291 --> 01:38:08,458
You are right.

2119
01:38:08,750 --> 01:38:10,583
I wish I had cussed
your father in private.

2120
01:38:10,666 --> 01:38:11,875
Sukhi!

2121
01:38:12,541 --> 01:38:15,291
- Leave, we cannot be together!
- Why do you say that?

2122
01:38:15,375 --> 01:38:19,791
We will be together. Look,
will you support me if I do anything?

2123
01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:21,416
Sukhi, what will you do now?

2124
01:38:22,625 --> 01:38:23,875
I will come up with something for sure.

2125
01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:27,875
I can't believe it! You are
going around with Ganda's sister-in-law!

2126
01:38:27,958 --> 01:38:29,416
You will have to believe it, Bapu.

2127
01:38:29,708 --> 01:38:30,916
Is it because you
want to settle down here?

2128
01:38:31,125 --> 01:38:33,500
What are you saying? I love her, Bapu.

2129
01:38:33,750 --> 01:38:34,958
Okay!

2130
01:38:35,625 --> 01:38:38,083
So if you knew he is her father then..

2131
01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:40,708
..you would have saved
him first instead of me.

2132
01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:42,875
Bapu, I would have saved you only.

2133
01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:46,125
But I would have at
least not brawled with him.

2134
01:38:46,583 --> 01:38:49,375
Now Bapu, you only have
to resolve this problem.

2135
01:38:49,458 --> 01:38:51,041
I will solve your problem.

2136
01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:53,208
But tell me,
what alcohol will you offer?

2137
01:38:53,750 --> 01:38:56,791
I'll make homemade alcohol
legal in Canada, I promise.

2138
01:38:56,833 --> 01:38:59,791
You can keep it permanently at home.
But you have to do all this discreetly.

2139
01:38:59,833 --> 01:39:01,875
Then consider it done.

2140
01:39:01,958 --> 01:39:04,333
And it will be done discreetly.
Can you believe it?

2141
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:08,875
Rano is going on with Rano.

2142
01:39:10,833 --> 01:39:12,250
Okay!

2143
01:39:12,958 --> 01:39:14,125
- So this is the case.
- Yes.

2144
01:39:14,208 --> 01:39:16,958
Don't tell anyone.
Keep it with you, like I did.

2145
01:39:22,791 --> 01:39:26,583
You know Sukhi is
going around with Rano?

2146
01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:29,500
Don't tell anyone.

2147
01:39:29,583 --> 01:39:31,833
Keep it with you, like I did.

2148
01:39:33,541 --> 01:39:36,750
Sukhi is going around with Rano.

2149
01:39:36,791 --> 01:39:37,791
- Rano?
- Yes.

2150
01:39:37,875 --> 01:39:40,458
- The person we pushed into water?
- Yes, yes, yes.

2151
01:39:40,750 --> 01:39:42,208
His daughter.

2152
01:39:42,791 --> 01:39:44,000
Now you know.

2153
01:39:46,916 --> 01:39:49,875
What happened, dear?
Pichora Singh looks angry.

2154
01:39:51,541 --> 01:39:53,083
Your Sukhi has caused a big problem.

2155
01:39:53,166 --> 01:39:54,208
Sukhi?

2156
01:39:54,291 --> 01:39:56,375
Didn't you feel ashamed to do this?

2157
01:39:56,458 --> 01:39:58,750
He has embarrassed
us in front of our family.

2158
01:39:58,791 --> 01:40:00,541
You are yet to get
a firm footing at work..

2159
01:40:00,625 --> 01:40:01,791
..but you didn't take long
to confirm a girl for yourself.

2160
01:40:01,833 --> 01:40:03,583
You think it is easy to get a girl?

2161
01:40:03,666 --> 01:40:07,458
He easily did something
his father could never do. Right?

2162
01:40:07,541 --> 01:40:09,791
Shut up!
This is all your fault.

2163
01:40:09,833 --> 01:40:10,958
Now come what may..

2164
01:40:11,041 --> 01:40:13,333
..I won't get him married
to that disgusting man's daughter.

2165
01:40:13,416 --> 01:40:15,583
You saw how rudely he spoke to us.
Like we are paupers.

2166
01:40:15,833 --> 01:40:17,500
The whole village gets water for us!

2167
01:40:17,583 --> 01:40:19,750
Why don't you install
a water motor instead?

2168
01:40:19,791 --> 01:40:21,583
You cannot stop with
your nonsense, can you?

2169
01:40:22,041 --> 01:40:23,791
Bapu, you cannot keep
anything in you, can you?

2170
01:40:23,833 --> 01:40:25,083
You should get your stomach checked.

2171
01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:29,500
- I told just one person.
- No, one by one, you told everyone.

2172
01:40:29,583 --> 01:40:31,875
Let's end this.
Tell us what should we do about him.

2173
01:40:32,041 --> 01:40:34,083
What else can we do? We will take him
back and get him married in our village.

2174
01:40:34,750 --> 01:40:36,875
But who knows whether or not the girl..

2175
01:40:36,958 --> 01:40:39,291
..he likes will agree
to go back to the village.

2176
01:40:39,375 --> 01:40:41,583
- You do have to interrupt?
- Yes.

2177
01:40:41,916 --> 01:40:43,875
Daddy, I think you won't
get paid for this wedding.

2178
01:40:43,958 --> 01:40:45,083
Shut up.

2179
01:40:45,166 --> 01:40:49,041
I told Bapu so that all of
you will help me find a solution.

2180
01:40:49,333 --> 01:40:51,416
But all of you are blaming me instead.

2181
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:53,791
Look at how cultured the boy is.

2182
01:40:53,833 --> 01:40:56,500
After he set a girl for himself,
he came and told Bapu about her.

2183
01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:59,166
If it had been someone else, he would
have eloped with her, gotten married..

2184
01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:00,708
..and then call you to join him.

2185
01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:02,000
Brother, you should have told me.

2186
01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:04,000
Bapu has spread the news.

2187
01:41:04,083 --> 01:41:06,833
Sister, I didn't know that people cannot
keep things between them these days.

2188
01:41:06,916 --> 01:41:09,666
Bapu, I think you should have
an antacid after every secret you hear.

2189
01:41:09,750 --> 01:41:15,333
I told everyone so that we all
will work towards getting them together.

2190
01:41:15,416 --> 01:41:18,291
I didn't know that everyone
would upset Sukhi instead.

2191
01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:19,375
Brother, we are in Canada.

2192
01:41:19,625 --> 01:41:21,541
If the boy likes the girl
and the girl likes the boy..

2193
01:41:21,625 --> 01:41:22,875
..then the girl's father
is not our concern.

2194
01:41:22,958 --> 01:41:24,166
How is it not our concern?

2195
01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:26,958
Right, who knows
he wants dowry from him.

2196
01:41:27,041 --> 01:41:29,208
You know how upset
he was with him that day?

2197
01:41:29,291 --> 01:41:30,500
Now when we will go with this proposal..

2198
01:41:30,583 --> 01:41:32,833
..he will make all of
us beg which we don't want to.

2199
01:41:32,875 --> 01:41:34,250
Don't worry.

2200
01:41:34,458 --> 01:41:36,916
Tomorrow when we go to their
house for the Jaago ritual..

2201
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,333
..we will create such a good
image of Sukhi in front of him..

2202
01:41:39,416 --> 01:41:41,291
..that he will come here
running with a marriage proposal.

2203
01:41:41,375 --> 01:41:42,375
Can you believe it?

2204
01:41:43,958 --> 01:41:46,000
Rano, will your father
attend the Jaago function?

2205
01:41:46,083 --> 01:41:48,916
Obviously he will.
It is his niece's wedding. Why won't he?

2206
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:50,958
No I thought that the
way he was upset that day..

2207
01:41:51,041 --> 01:41:53,833
..he might have decided
not to attend anymore functions.

2208
01:41:53,916 --> 01:41:55,750
No, he will surely
attend the Jaago function.

2209
01:41:55,791 --> 01:41:57,833
You please just don't
cause anymore problems, Sukhi.

2210
01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,916
We already have a problem.

2211
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:01,916
We need to solve the problem.

2212
01:42:02,500 --> 01:42:05,166
Bapu, don't we need to start the ritual?

2213
01:42:05,875 --> 01:42:07,708
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Make the preparations.

2214
01:42:07,791 --> 01:42:10,041
We don't need to do a
lot for this ritual anyone.

2215
01:42:10,125 --> 01:42:12,541
Carry a pot on your
head and we will leave.

2216
01:42:12,625 --> 01:42:13,916
Let's go!

2217
01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:15,333
"It's time for the wedding."

2218
01:42:15,416 --> 01:42:18,250
"Everybody is celebrating."

2219
01:42:18,333 --> 01:42:19,500
- Go for it!
- "On a weekend in Surrey village.."

2220
01:42:19,583 --> 01:42:23,625
"On a weekend in Surrey village,
we ask you to join in the festivities."

2221
01:42:23,708 --> 01:42:25,875
"We have come to invite you!"

2222
01:42:25,958 --> 01:42:27,625
"Yes, we have come to invite you!"

2223
01:42:27,708 --> 01:42:30,333
"All the good and bad
souls have come together.."

2224
01:42:30,416 --> 01:42:31,791
"We have come to invite you!"

2225
01:42:31,875 --> 01:42:34,375
- "Wonderful!
- We have come to invite you!"

2226
01:42:34,458 --> 01:42:39,333
"Mom and dad,
uncle and aunt in full swag.."

2227
01:42:39,416 --> 01:42:40,875
"We have come to invite you!"

2228
01:42:40,958 --> 01:42:43,458
"Yes, we have come to invite you!"

2229
01:42:43,541 --> 01:42:45,875
"It's a good feeling.."

2230
01:42:45,958 --> 01:42:47,916
"We have come to invite you!"

2231
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:50,166
"Yes, we have come to invite you!"

2232
01:42:50,250 --> 01:42:55,833
"Kaleja kept on trying,
and Tota managed to get the girl!"

2233
01:42:55,875 --> 01:42:58,083
"We have come to invite you!"

2234
01:42:58,666 --> 01:43:02,666
"A beautiful house and a dashing
car has brother-in-law awestruck!"

2235
01:43:02,750 --> 01:43:04,041
"Three cheers for Punjabis!"

2236
01:43:04,125 --> 01:43:07,958
"We are singing and
dancing on the streets."

2237
01:43:08,041 --> 01:43:11,416
"We have come overseas to celebrate."

2238
01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:15,958
"We will sing wedding songs today!
Beds and beddings!"

2239
01:43:17,166 --> 01:43:21,000
"Today in the backyard
we'll set up the.."

2240
01:43:21,166 --> 01:43:22,750
"Beds and beddings."

2241
01:43:22,833 --> 01:43:26,458
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

2242
01:43:26,708 --> 01:43:30,041
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

2243
01:43:30,125 --> 01:43:32,541
"Beds and beddings."

2244
01:43:36,541 --> 01:43:39,333
- Baana, see if they need anything there.
- Hello, brother.

2245
01:43:39,416 --> 01:43:43,333
- Hello.
- Have you seen our boy Sukhi?

2246
01:43:43,541 --> 01:43:46,625
- Who Sukhi?
- The handsome boy Sukhi?

2247
01:43:46,708 --> 01:43:49,750
The one who pushed someone
into water and then regrets it.

2248
01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:52,583
He stays at home and cries..

2249
01:43:52,666 --> 01:43:54,458
..regretting that he
pushed such a noble person.

2250
01:43:54,541 --> 01:43:59,875
Tell me brother, have you seen Sukhi,
who pushed unknowingly?

2251
01:44:00,208 --> 01:44:02,791
Are you talking about the
boy who pushed me into the sea?

2252
01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:05,833
- Maybe?
- What maybe! He pushed me!

2253
01:44:06,583 --> 01:44:10,583
- He is here?
- Come on, we had to get him here.

2254
01:44:10,666 --> 01:44:14,875
We could not leave that
crying soul at home now, could we?

2255
01:44:14,958 --> 01:44:18,375
And he is handling all
the arrangements of the wedding.

2256
01:44:18,458 --> 01:44:21,791
He might have. But you should
warn him not to come before me.

2257
01:44:22,625 --> 01:44:23,875
I don't know about the
celebrating Jaago ritual..

2258
01:44:23,958 --> 01:44:25,083
..but don't end up getting
yourselves humiliated.

2259
01:44:25,166 --> 01:44:27,291
What are you saying, sir?
Let go of your anger.

2260
01:44:27,375 --> 01:44:30,166
Let bygones be bygones.
He is such a decent boy.

2261
01:44:30,250 --> 01:44:32,541
Once we car broke down.
We stopped him.

2262
01:44:32,625 --> 01:44:34,958
Stopped? We begged him.

2263
01:44:35,041 --> 01:44:38,958
We begged him to push our car.
But he didn't.

2264
01:44:39,041 --> 01:44:41,875
How can someone who won't push
a car will push someone into the sea?

2265
01:44:41,958 --> 01:44:44,041
Yeah, this is point.

2266
01:44:44,125 --> 01:44:46,458
I am well known for swearing here.

2267
01:44:46,541 --> 01:44:48,125
I have even published
a book on expletives.

2268
01:44:48,208 --> 01:44:50,416
He used expletives which
are even worse than mine.

2269
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:52,375
And you want me to forgive him?
How can I let it go?

2270
01:44:52,541 --> 01:44:53,750
You are a strange lot.

2271
01:44:53,875 --> 01:44:56,750
We are trying to make you understand,
you idiot..

2272
01:44:57,041 --> 01:44:58,875
..you should not let go of such a boy.

2273
01:44:58,958 --> 01:45:00,791
Has Sukhi also published
a book on expletives?

2274
01:45:07,500 --> 01:45:09,416
Have you seen Sukhi?

2275
01:45:10,541 --> 01:45:11,875
I can't see that well.

2276
01:45:11,958 --> 01:45:14,833
Okay that's why you feel
flat on your face in the sea.

2277
01:45:14,875 --> 01:45:17,875
- And poor Sukhi was blamed for it.
- Bapu, have you seen Sukhi?

2278
01:45:17,958 --> 01:45:20,458
- I was asking him about Sukhi.
- Tell me what do you need.

2279
01:45:20,541 --> 01:45:21,833
How does it concern Sukhi?

2280
01:45:21,916 --> 01:45:23,083
- Of course it does.
- Yes.

2281
01:45:23,166 --> 01:45:24,958
He is handling everything for us.

2282
01:45:25,041 --> 01:45:28,541
We even ask him whether
to go left or right.

2283
01:45:28,625 --> 01:45:31,833
- Can you believe it?
- Don't over do it or he'll hit you.

2284
01:45:31,875 --> 01:45:35,083
What are you waiting for? Go find him.
We are useless without him.

2285
01:45:35,166 --> 01:45:36,791
You go there,
I'll look for him over there.

2286
01:45:36,833 --> 01:45:39,208
- We cannot make do without Sukhi.
- We cannot make do without Sukhi indeed.

2287
01:45:39,291 --> 01:45:41,500
Move aside, selfie queen.

2288
01:45:42,083 --> 01:45:45,083
Has anyone seen my scraper?
This is strange.

2289
01:45:45,166 --> 01:45:48,041
- You are looking good. - Don't worry,
Sukhi will make the payment.

2290
01:45:48,125 --> 01:45:51,833
Tota, if not for Sukhi everything
in this wedding would have gone wrong.

2291
01:45:52,041 --> 01:45:55,125
- He alone is handling everything.
- He is a very nice boy.

2292
01:45:55,208 --> 01:45:57,416
If I had a daughter I would
have gotten her married to him.

2293
01:45:57,500 --> 01:45:59,583
But he wouldn't have
married a servant's daughter.

2294
01:45:59,666 --> 01:46:01,625
- Let's go, son.
- This is what I thought of..

2295
01:46:01,708 --> 01:46:03,000
..it's up to him whether
or not to marry her.

2296
01:46:03,083 --> 01:46:03,916
That's a very noble thought of yours.

2297
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:05,000
- Let's go.
- Right.

2298
01:46:05,500 --> 01:46:06,708
Leave.

2299
01:46:06,791 --> 01:46:09,583
If anyone finds out you don't
know how bad things could go.

2300
01:46:09,791 --> 01:46:13,875
When at war soldier
doesn't fear bullets.

2301
01:46:14,166 --> 01:46:18,375
And you know what happens to
a soldier when he cross the border.

2302
01:46:18,458 --> 01:46:21,416
I am the only one doing everything.
Can't you talk to your father?

2303
01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:24,833
Sukhi, try and understand. I really
cannot talk to my father about this.

2304
01:46:26,041 --> 01:46:27,416
Fine.

2305
01:46:27,750 --> 01:46:29,250
Okay, listen..

2306
01:46:30,208 --> 01:46:33,208
If you really want,
I can talk to my mother.

2307
01:46:33,291 --> 01:46:35,458
- Really?
- Then you can talk to my father.

2308
01:46:35,791 --> 01:46:38,000
- Okay.
- This looks like a bathroom to you?

2309
01:46:38,083 --> 01:46:39,916
- It's a kitchen.
- Really?

2310
01:46:40,291 --> 01:46:43,916
When you are under pressure you
don't realise what's in front of you.

2311
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:44,958
Idiot!

2312
01:46:45,166 --> 01:46:46,833
Sukhi, where are we
at with Rano's father?

2313
01:46:46,958 --> 01:46:47,958
We have planned everything.

2314
01:46:48,041 --> 01:46:50,833
Uncle will push him into
the water and I'll save him.

2315
01:46:51,166 --> 01:46:53,208
Don't worry, I won't let him fall!

2316
01:46:53,833 --> 01:46:54,375
Sukhi!

2317
01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:56,750
I hope he doesn't
cause anymore trouble.

2318
01:46:56,833 --> 01:46:59,291
"Your tricks won't work here."

2319
01:46:59,375 --> 01:47:02,250
"Honestly speaking,
you are no match to me, dear."

2320
01:47:04,416 --> 01:47:06,916
"Your tricks won't work here."

2321
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:09,125
"Honestly speaking,
you are no match to me, dear."

2322
01:47:09,208 --> 01:47:11,625
"I've been brought up with
a lot of love and affection..."

2323
01:47:11,708 --> 01:47:16,375
"I've always got what I
wanted even before I asked, dear."

2324
01:47:18,041 --> 01:47:20,166
"When I refused to
marry so many big shots..."

2325
01:47:20,250 --> 01:47:21,666
"Who do you think..."

2326
01:47:22,750 --> 01:47:24,500
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2327
01:47:24,583 --> 01:47:26,583
"When I refused to
marry so many big shots..."

2328
01:47:26,666 --> 01:47:28,666
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2329
01:47:29,375 --> 01:47:31,833
"When I refused to marry
even the royalties..."

2330
01:47:31,916 --> 01:47:34,000
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2331
01:47:34,291 --> 01:47:37,083
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2332
01:47:37,291 --> 01:47:40,125
"Even the best ones seek my guidance."

2333
01:47:40,208 --> 01:47:42,666
"Even the headman seeks my advice."

2334
01:47:42,750 --> 01:47:45,208
"Even the best ones seek my guidance."

2335
01:47:45,291 --> 01:47:47,500
"Even the headman seeks my advice."

2336
01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:49,708
"By refusing me..."

2337
01:47:49,791 --> 01:47:50,666
"Buzz off!"

2338
01:47:50,750 --> 01:47:54,125
"By refusing me you might
end up making a mistake."

2339
01:47:55,125 --> 01:47:58,458
"I know that you are
beautiful but I too am..."

2340
01:47:58,708 --> 01:47:59,750
"Get lost!"

2341
01:47:59,833 --> 01:48:01,833
"But I too am priceless!"

2342
01:48:01,875 --> 01:48:05,625
"I know that you are beautiful
but I too am priceless!"

2343
01:48:05,708 --> 01:48:06,583
"Oh really?"

2344
01:48:06,666 --> 01:48:11,083
"Yes, I know that you are
beautiful but I too am priceless!"

2345
01:48:11,250 --> 01:48:14,541
"But I too am priceless!"

2346
01:48:14,625 --> 01:48:15,875
"Oh my my!"

2347
01:48:26,333 --> 01:48:31,541
"My anklets guide the boys."

2348
01:48:31,625 --> 01:48:36,625
"My smile melts everyone's heart."

2349
01:48:37,666 --> 01:48:40,125
"My anklets guide the boys."

2350
01:48:40,208 --> 01:48:43,416
"My smile melts everyone's heart."

2351
01:48:43,583 --> 01:48:46,125
"I am as swift as a snake..."

2352
01:48:46,208 --> 01:48:48,291
"I am as swift as a snake..."

2353
01:48:48,375 --> 01:48:51,208
"You are as sticky as the earwax."

2354
01:48:52,291 --> 01:48:54,583
"When I refused to marry..."

2355
01:48:55,041 --> 01:48:57,333
"When I refused to
marry so many big shots..."

2356
01:48:57,416 --> 01:49:01,083
"Who do you think...
you are, my dear?"

2357
01:49:01,250 --> 01:49:03,750
"When I refused to marry
even the royalties..."

2358
01:49:03,833 --> 01:49:06,083
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2359
01:49:06,166 --> 01:49:09,208
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2360
01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:13,291
"I have a case against
me because of this."

2361
01:49:13,375 --> 01:49:17,083
"They accuse me of not
tolerating attitude like this."

2362
01:49:17,166 --> 01:49:18,083
"Wonderful!"

2363
01:49:18,166 --> 01:49:20,958
"I have a case against
me because of this."

2364
01:49:21,041 --> 01:49:24,333
"They accuse me of not
tolerating attitude like this."

2365
01:49:24,416 --> 01:49:29,125
"Don't compare me
with the ordinary..."

2366
01:49:29,208 --> 01:49:32,000
"I am incomparable."

2367
01:49:32,166 --> 01:49:36,250
"I know that you are
beautiful but I too am..."

2368
01:49:37,125 --> 01:49:39,333
"When I refused to marry so many..."

2369
01:49:39,416 --> 01:49:40,708
"But I too am..."

2370
01:49:40,791 --> 01:49:41,916
"Who do you think...?"

2371
01:49:42,083 --> 01:49:44,583
"When I refused to marry
even the royalties..."

2372
01:49:44,666 --> 01:49:46,500
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2373
01:49:46,583 --> 01:49:47,416
"Go away!"

2374
01:49:47,500 --> 01:49:51,583
"I know that you are beautiful
but I too am priceless!"

2375
01:49:52,625 --> 01:49:54,833
"When I refused to
marry so many big shots..."

2376
01:49:54,916 --> 01:49:57,166
"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

2377
01:49:57,250 --> 01:50:00,250
"But I too am priceless!"

2378
01:50:01,833 --> 01:50:03,250
"Wonderful!"

2379
01:50:05,666 --> 01:50:07,250
She has fallen into the water!

2380
01:50:07,666 --> 01:50:08,625
Help her!

2381
01:50:08,791 --> 01:50:09,666
Let me go!

2382
01:50:10,208 --> 01:50:11,166
Let me go!

2383
01:50:11,500 --> 01:50:12,625
Let me go!

2384
01:50:12,708 --> 01:50:14,333
Someone save her.

2385
01:50:14,416 --> 01:50:15,958
Someone help her!

2386
01:50:16,958 --> 01:50:18,416
Let me go!

2387
01:50:18,916 --> 01:50:20,750
I saved you!

2388
01:50:21,333 --> 01:50:23,125
Why are you after my life?

2389
01:50:23,208 --> 01:50:25,708
Uncle, you should thank me,
I saved you.

2390
01:50:25,791 --> 01:50:28,333
You want me to thank you
for pushing my wife into water?

2391
01:50:28,541 --> 01:50:29,666
You're good for nothing!

2392
01:50:30,500 --> 01:50:31,541
Can you believe it?

2393
01:50:31,625 --> 01:50:33,833
- He pushed her mother into the water.
- Thank God!

2394
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:35,083
She is safe!

2395
01:50:35,416 --> 01:50:36,708
What happened, mummy?

2396
01:50:37,375 --> 01:50:39,833
I don't know who is this idiot, dear.

2397
01:50:40,375 --> 01:50:41,875
He pushed me.

2398
01:50:42,208 --> 01:50:45,125
Rano, I was...
trying to save your father.

2399
01:50:45,208 --> 01:50:46,291
He was about to fall into the water.

2400
01:50:46,458 --> 01:50:47,875
When was I going to fall?

2401
01:50:47,916 --> 01:50:50,416
Trust me uncle,
it was just a matter of seconds.

2402
01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:51,750
You would have fallen in.

2403
01:50:51,833 --> 01:50:53,166
Tell him, uncle.

2404
01:50:53,250 --> 01:50:55,208
How would I know?
I wasn't the one pushing him.

2405
01:50:55,291 --> 01:50:56,666
Get lost from here!

2406
01:50:56,750 --> 01:50:58,125
Or I will kill you!

2407
01:50:59,041 --> 01:51:00,125
Rano, trust me.

2408
01:51:00,333 --> 01:51:01,875
I was really trying
to save your father.

2409
01:51:03,416 --> 01:51:04,875
He knows your name?

2410
01:51:06,125 --> 01:51:07,583
Mummy, I don't know him.

2411
01:51:07,666 --> 01:51:08,875
I don't know who he is.

2412
01:51:09,583 --> 01:51:11,000
Come on, let's go inside and change.

2413
01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:20,000
"Tell me dear,
how do I mend my broken heart!"

2414
01:51:20,375 --> 01:51:21,833
- Ganda?
- Yes?

2415
01:51:22,291 --> 01:51:24,916
It has been so long since
I sent my apology picture.

2416
01:51:25,583 --> 01:51:28,500
The ticks have gone blue too,
but she hasn't replied.

2417
01:51:28,750 --> 01:51:32,625
Bro, as angry as she was,
check again ticks might have gone red.

2418
01:51:32,708 --> 01:51:35,291
Ganda, tell me something...

2419
01:51:35,583 --> 01:51:42,625
"Will I ever get married to Rano?"

2420
01:51:43,250 --> 01:51:46,083
Sukhi bro,
the way you keep pushing her family..

2421
01:51:46,458 --> 01:51:48,250
..I fear that they might
even cancel my wedding.

2422
01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:53,458
My habit of saving people
has got me into trouble.

2423
01:51:53,625 --> 01:51:55,708
Rano! My love!

2424
01:51:55,916 --> 01:52:00,458
"Try to recognise my love!"

2425
01:52:00,625 --> 01:52:02,708
Don't cry, bro.

2426
01:52:03,041 --> 01:52:05,458
Sukhi, we still have my wedding.

2427
01:52:05,541 --> 01:52:06,458
Rano will be there.

2428
01:52:07,125 --> 01:52:09,208
You have one last
chance to cajole her.

2429
01:52:11,625 --> 01:52:15,083
"You are the one I like,
you are the one I will marry."

2430
01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:17,916
You are looking very handsome today.

2431
01:52:18,000 --> 01:52:20,750
No matter what you say, I won't
shower any money during the wedding.

2432
01:52:20,916 --> 01:52:21,791
I might though lift
some up from the floor.

2433
01:52:21,875 --> 01:52:23,750
Please, you don't need to do that.

2434
01:52:23,833 --> 01:52:25,166
I will tell everyone..

2435
01:52:25,250 --> 01:52:28,541
..to give you the money
they want to give to the drummer.

2436
01:52:28,625 --> 01:52:30,625
You are anyway looking like
someone who picks money off the floor.

2437
01:52:30,833 --> 01:52:32,500
Now the groom shall leave without me.

2438
01:52:33,875 --> 01:52:36,875
Son-in-law,
here you are twisting your moustaches.

2439
01:52:36,958 --> 01:52:38,458
We are getting late. Hurry up!

2440
01:52:38,541 --> 01:52:40,583
Don't bother, uncle.
No one values me anyway.

2441
01:52:40,833 --> 01:52:42,208
What will do there?
You guys go ahead.

2442
01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:46,125
Fine. By the way, we had called
for a gold colour car only for you.

2443
01:52:46,208 --> 01:52:48,958
We will send Tota and Kaleja in it.

2444
01:52:49,875 --> 01:52:52,708
Uncle, I am coming.
Keep the front seat vacant for me.

2445
01:52:52,791 --> 01:52:53,291
Hurry up!

2446
01:52:53,375 --> 01:52:55,750
Brother, only these many guests here?

2447
01:52:55,958 --> 01:52:57,791
Brother, this is how it is over here.

2448
01:52:57,875 --> 01:52:59,666
We have invited all
friends and guests.

2449
01:52:59,750 --> 01:53:00,958
They will meet us
at the bride's place.

2450
01:53:01,041 --> 01:53:02,416
- You can meet anyone you want there.
- Okay.

2451
01:53:02,500 --> 01:53:05,291
He doesn't know.
It is his first trip to Canada.

2452
01:53:05,375 --> 01:53:06,500
- It's okay.
- Let's go.

2453
01:53:06,583 --> 01:53:07,708
You've already done so much...

2454
01:53:07,875 --> 01:53:09,625
I hope you don't end
up killing someone this time.

2455
01:53:09,708 --> 01:53:11,166
Bapu, I am not such a fool.

2456
01:53:11,250 --> 01:53:11,875
Hey!

2457
01:53:11,958 --> 01:53:13,666
We have all seen how smart you are.

2458
01:53:13,750 --> 01:53:17,458
Her father still has
seawater in her lungs.

2459
01:53:17,541 --> 01:53:20,333
I ruined my chances
when I tried to save others.

2460
01:53:20,583 --> 01:53:24,083
Now even if the tent catches fire,
I won't run to get water.

2461
01:53:24,166 --> 01:53:25,458
I am going through
a bad phase in life.

2462
01:53:25,625 --> 01:53:27,333
So, who knows even water
might give blisters to someone.

2463
01:53:27,416 --> 01:53:29,416
You are almost absolutely right.

2464
01:53:29,500 --> 01:53:30,875
Why almost? Why not absolutely?

2465
01:53:30,916 --> 01:53:32,500
That because it's
not absolutely right.

2466
01:53:34,208 --> 01:53:36,000
"We rock! Punjabis!"

2467
01:53:43,125 --> 01:53:44,250
"Punjabis!"

2468
01:53:53,916 --> 01:53:55,458
Welcome everyone...
welcome

2469
01:53:56,083 --> 01:53:57,625
You are looking so handsome,
brother-in-law.

2470
01:53:57,708 --> 01:53:58,791
That's because he had a bath today.

2471
01:54:00,583 --> 01:54:05,166
You won't find so nice when he
just keeps 11 dollars in that plate.

2472
01:54:05,250 --> 01:54:06,750
Don't give him a bad name.

2473
01:54:06,916 --> 01:54:07,708
He is very nice.

2474
01:54:07,750 --> 01:54:08,875
And he is not a miser.

2475
01:54:08,958 --> 01:54:10,583
Then take a cheque from him.

2476
01:54:12,666 --> 01:54:14,458
Son, go ahead and perform the ritual.
Give him the scissors, dear.

2477
01:54:14,541 --> 01:54:15,833
How can I give him
the scissors, uncle?

2478
01:54:15,916 --> 01:54:16,708
First I want rupees.

2479
01:54:16,791 --> 01:54:18,250
I mean... sorry, dollars.
Give me dollars.

2480
01:54:18,333 --> 01:54:19,791
Looks like she is from Punjab.

2481
01:54:20,541 --> 01:54:22,583
"Looks like she is from Padhor..

2482
01:54:22,791 --> 01:54:25,750
..the way she is asking for money!"

2483
01:54:27,000 --> 01:54:29,041
Anyway, I am not from
Padhor I am from Jagraon.

2484
01:54:29,125 --> 01:54:31,250
Jagraon isn't in
Sri Lanka either, dear.

2485
01:54:32,791 --> 01:54:35,500
Anyway, tell us how much
do you love your sisters-in-law.

2486
01:54:35,583 --> 01:54:37,708
Yes Ganda,
tell them how much you love them.

2487
01:54:37,791 --> 01:54:39,333
Put the dollars in the plate.

2488
01:54:39,416 --> 01:54:40,958
Dollars aren't going
to go with you anyway.

2489
01:54:41,125 --> 01:54:43,125
Who knows one of the sisters-in-law
might end up going with you.

2490
01:54:45,375 --> 01:54:47,041
Dad! Dad!
1100 please.

2491
01:54:47,375 --> 01:54:48,875
No, 1100 is peanuts these days.

2492
01:54:48,958 --> 01:54:50,083
We want 5100 at least.

2493
01:54:50,166 --> 01:54:51,041
5100!

2494
01:54:51,125 --> 01:54:52,958
Dear, we are not buying a plot here.

2495
01:54:53,208 --> 01:54:55,791
I had given just two
sacks full of pearl millet..

2496
01:54:55,833 --> 01:54:57,208
..to my sisters-in-law to get inside.

2497
01:54:57,291 --> 01:54:58,291
Can you believe it?

2498
01:54:59,083 --> 01:55:00,916
Grains used to be exchanged
back in those days.

2499
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:02,833
That's why your wife looked like corn.

2500
01:55:02,916 --> 01:55:04,041
Can you believe it!

2501
01:55:05,083 --> 01:55:07,625
And later become popcorn.

2502
01:55:10,291 --> 01:55:12,041
Here son, give her 5100.
Go ahead.

2503
01:55:12,125 --> 01:55:13,375
- There you go!
- Yeah!

2504
01:55:13,500 --> 01:55:15,083
Applause everyone.

2505
01:55:17,958 --> 01:55:20,208
Let's go inside everyone!

2506
01:55:21,708 --> 01:55:23,041
Let's go!

2507
01:55:33,083 --> 01:55:34,750
- Come with me.
- Sukhi!

2508
01:55:35,458 --> 01:55:37,750
Sukhi, someone might see us together.
What are you doing, Sukhi?

2509
01:55:38,083 --> 01:55:39,416
Yes? What is it?

2510
01:55:39,750 --> 01:55:41,666
You didn't reply to my message.

2511
01:55:41,750 --> 01:55:42,708
You are siding them now?

2512
01:55:42,750 --> 01:55:44,166
Look at what you are doing first.

2513
01:55:44,250 --> 01:55:45,291
You wanted to cajole my father..

2514
01:55:45,375 --> 01:55:46,375
..and you ended up making
my mother angry as well.

2515
01:55:47,166 --> 01:55:48,708
Give me one more chance.

2516
01:55:48,791 --> 01:55:49,875
I will set everything right.

2517
01:55:49,958 --> 01:55:51,041
Sukhi please, let it be.

2518
01:55:51,125 --> 01:55:51,916
Don't do anything.

2519
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,625
I don't want to sacrifice
my family in order to love you.

2520
01:55:55,375 --> 01:55:56,125
Do you understand?

2521
01:55:58,166 --> 01:56:00,750
Bapu, why are you wasting your breath?

2522
01:56:00,875 --> 01:56:02,458
Your tea has already gone
cold because you're shaking so much.

2523
01:56:02,541 --> 01:56:03,333
Get lost.

2524
01:56:03,416 --> 01:56:07,041
I knew a man whose
daughter eloped with a dog.

2525
01:56:08,416 --> 01:56:09,375
A dog eloped with a girl?

2526
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:11,166
I am addressing a boy as a dog.

2527
01:56:11,333 --> 01:56:13,250
He used to drive a tempo.
He ran away with the girl.

2528
01:56:13,791 --> 01:56:15,041
You know what happened after that?

2529
01:56:15,708 --> 01:56:18,916
The girl came back after
20 days with a sad face.

2530
01:56:19,375 --> 01:56:20,958
That's why I say..

2531
01:56:21,333 --> 01:56:25,375
..you should keep an eye
on both your son and your daughter.

2532
01:56:31,250 --> 01:56:33,625
Sukhi, I too love you.

2533
01:56:34,375 --> 01:56:36,166
But I cannot go against my family.

2534
01:56:37,041 --> 01:56:39,833
Don't push me out of your
life for two mistaken pushes.

2535
01:56:39,916 --> 01:56:41,125
I love you.

2536
01:56:41,291 --> 01:56:42,375
I want to marry you.

2537
01:56:42,625 --> 01:56:43,958
Give me one more chance.

2538
01:56:44,375 --> 01:56:46,208
Let me convince your family.

2539
01:56:46,375 --> 01:56:47,500
- Sukhi, I understand.
- Hello, brother.

2540
01:56:47,583 --> 01:56:49,750
- Hello.
- Brother, is that Gurnam Singh?

2541
01:56:49,875 --> 01:56:50,625
Gurnam...

2542
01:56:50,750 --> 01:56:51,833
- Sukhi, my money!
- Oh no!

2543
01:56:51,916 --> 01:56:53,666
My daughter Rano...
Where is she?

2544
01:56:53,750 --> 01:56:54,791
Here, hold my hand!

2545
01:56:55,625 --> 01:56:56,916
My daughter is running away!

2546
01:56:58,208 --> 01:56:59,625
See, I spoke from my experience!

2547
01:56:59,708 --> 01:57:01,208
Get lost, Mr. Experience!

2548
01:57:01,291 --> 01:57:03,000
He ran away with my daughter!

2549
01:57:04,458 --> 01:57:05,375
Can you believe it?

2550
01:57:05,791 --> 01:57:10,083
The girl our Sukhi was crazy
about ran away with some idiot.

2551
01:57:10,166 --> 01:57:10,916
- Bapu!
- What?

2552
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:12,500
That idiot is from our family!

2553
01:57:12,583 --> 01:57:14,583
She ran away with our Sukhi!
Let's go after them!

2554
01:57:15,750 --> 01:57:16,250
Rano!

2555
01:57:16,333 --> 01:57:18,666
- Hey boy, I won't spare you!
- Rano!

2556
01:57:18,833 --> 01:57:20,208
- Look at them!
- Stop them!

2557
01:57:20,291 --> 01:57:22,208
Look at what your son has done!

2558
01:57:22,291 --> 01:57:23,250
Come on, run!

2559
01:57:23,333 --> 01:57:24,791
Run, Milkha, run!

2560
01:57:24,833 --> 01:57:27,791
- Stop!
- Go slow, I have a rod in one leg.

2561
01:57:27,875 --> 01:57:30,750
Bapu, you should have
attached a motor to that rod.

2562
01:57:31,125 --> 01:57:33,000
Where's my scraper?

2563
01:57:38,250 --> 01:57:40,541
Mummy! Daddy!
Where are you running off to?

2564
01:57:41,125 --> 01:57:43,000
Mom, it's a love marriage
not a running marriage.

2565
01:57:55,791 --> 01:57:58,791
"Beds and beddings!"

2566
01:57:59,291 --> 01:58:00,166
Look at that!

2567
01:58:00,250 --> 01:58:01,666
We won't be able to go back
to our village because of your son.

2568
01:58:01,750 --> 01:58:02,750
Why do we have to go back?

2569
01:58:02,916 --> 01:58:04,416
We will settle down in Canada.

2570
01:58:04,500 --> 01:58:05,791
You think you'll
understand their language?

2571
01:58:05,958 --> 01:58:07,125
Dad, have you taken
the money from them?

2572
01:58:07,291 --> 01:58:10,166
I didn't.
That's why I am running after them.

2573
01:58:10,250 --> 01:58:13,625
Otherwise, you know doctor
has advised me not to run.

2574
01:58:13,708 --> 01:58:16,500
Oh really? And the doctor didn't
advice you to steal at the wedding?

2575
01:58:16,583 --> 01:58:19,375
Which buckets of clarified
butter have I stolen from you?

2576
01:58:19,458 --> 01:58:22,875
You must have, that's why
you are running at this age.

2577
01:58:22,958 --> 01:58:24,625
You are older than me.

2578
01:58:24,708 --> 01:58:25,666
Aren't you also running?

2579
01:58:25,750 --> 01:58:27,083
I'll steal from my own house?

2580
01:58:27,250 --> 01:58:28,750
He is right!
I'm respectable citizen of surrey.

2581
01:58:28,791 --> 01:58:30,875
- Doesn't seem so!
- How so?

2582
01:58:30,958 --> 01:58:33,041
I cuss some and some curse me.

2583
01:58:33,791 --> 01:58:36,791
Cristina,
we too will elope like this one day!

2584
01:58:36,833 --> 01:58:37,666
I dare you to elope with her!

2585
01:58:37,750 --> 01:58:39,250
Why? Is she your sister?

2586
01:58:46,500 --> 01:58:48,375
"Very generous Punjabis!"

2587
01:58:55,250 --> 01:58:56,208
"Punjabis!"

2588
01:58:57,125 --> 01:59:01,083
It's lightening! Stay low, everyone!

2589
01:59:01,166 --> 01:59:02,416
Daddy, what is wrong with you?

2590
01:59:02,500 --> 01:59:04,916
I have had iron pills.

2591
01:59:05,583 --> 01:59:07,541
His leg didn't get stuck,
it has a magnet in it.

2592
01:59:07,625 --> 01:59:09,833
The leg with iron rod
in it got stuck to it. Wait!

2593
01:59:12,000 --> 01:59:13,000
"Punjabi!"

2594
01:59:17,833 --> 01:59:19,958
Hey sir, excuse me, excuse me!
What's going on?

2595
01:59:20,041 --> 01:59:22,000
- Your mother ran away!
- How dare you!

2596
01:59:22,500 --> 01:59:23,583
He knows Punjabi?

2597
01:59:23,875 --> 01:59:25,958
It's Surrey,
everyone here knows Punjabi.

2598
01:59:25,958 --> 01:59:29,375
"Beds and beddings!"

2599
01:59:29,750 --> 01:59:32,708
"Beds and beddings!"

2600
01:59:33,208 --> 01:59:36,166
"Beds and beddings!"

2601
01:59:39,166 --> 01:59:40,458
This is a limit!

2602
01:59:40,916 --> 01:59:43,208
You brought your whole
family along for so little money?

2603
01:59:46,375 --> 01:59:47,791
Here's your money.

2604
01:59:48,208 --> 01:59:50,000
I guess it will be distributed
as 100 dollars each.

2605
01:59:50,250 --> 01:59:51,333
Forgive me.

2606
01:59:53,083 --> 01:59:54,041
Bloody...

2607
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:00,833
Uncle...

2608
02:00:01,625 --> 02:00:04,375
How dare you think about running with
the one I don't even want to look at!

2609
02:00:04,750 --> 02:00:06,833
Daddy, it is not like you think it is!

2610
02:00:06,916 --> 02:00:09,708
We caught you running
away and you say it is not so?

2611
02:00:09,875 --> 02:00:11,833
I knew that you are
not a good person..

2612
02:00:11,916 --> 02:00:14,291
..but I had never imagined
that you'd do something so cheap.

2613
02:00:14,375 --> 02:00:17,833
Daddy, Sukhi does want to marry me,
but he isn't that kind of a boy.

2614
02:00:18,000 --> 02:00:21,916
In fact, he said that we'd have
his whole family when we get married.

2615
02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:25,000
His whole family is here!
Look, everyone is here.

2616
02:00:25,958 --> 02:00:28,208
- Well uncle...
- Shut up.

2617
02:00:28,500 --> 02:00:31,541
Everyone in your family said
that you're a gem of a person.

2618
02:00:31,708 --> 02:00:33,625
Uncle, this is the
gem you were talking about?

2619
02:00:33,875 --> 02:00:35,916
- Brother...
- Enough, Jarnail Singh.

2620
02:00:36,625 --> 02:00:39,708
Why blame anyone else
when you know who is at fault?

2621
02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:41,541
Bapu, you all are misunderstanding me.

2622
02:00:41,625 --> 02:00:42,958
Let it be!

2623
02:00:44,250 --> 02:00:47,000
A thief ran away with the
money she got for ribbon ceremony.

2624
02:00:47,083 --> 02:00:48,750
- We ran after him.
- Heard that?

2625
02:00:49,166 --> 02:00:52,208
Do you think you'd be able to
catch us if we had actually run away.

2626
02:00:52,291 --> 02:00:53,083
Hear that!

2627
02:00:53,291 --> 02:00:54,750
We are respectable people, uncle.

2628
02:00:54,791 --> 02:00:56,875
I was just explaining to Rano..

2629
02:00:56,958 --> 02:00:59,041
..that whatever that
happened was unintentional.

2630
02:00:59,291 --> 02:01:01,166
I thief never agrees
that he has stolen something.

2631
02:01:01,625 --> 02:01:03,208
I too have a sister.

2632
02:01:03,458 --> 02:01:07,291
My father has thought me what respect
means to those who have daughters.

2633
02:01:07,875 --> 02:01:14,166
No matter how much Bapu lies,
but he never let us act cheap.

2634
02:01:14,791 --> 02:01:18,291
And my uncle, no matter
how greedy he might be for money..

2635
02:01:20,125 --> 02:01:22,750
..but he has always thought
us to walk with pride.

2636
02:01:23,750 --> 02:01:26,416
Sukhi... You forgot about me.

2637
02:01:26,500 --> 02:01:27,166
Yes.

2638
02:01:27,333 --> 02:01:32,208
He respects women so much
that he is yet to get married.

2639
02:01:33,083 --> 02:01:33,875
That's me.

2640
02:01:33,958 --> 02:01:37,583
That day I hit your nose by mistake.

2641
02:01:37,666 --> 02:01:39,541
I didn't hit you on purpose.

2642
02:01:39,875 --> 02:01:43,166
Uncle, I didn't want to trouble you.

2643
02:01:44,041 --> 02:01:46,458
Whatever that happened was a mistake.

2644
02:01:46,750 --> 02:01:48,416
Please consider me
as a kid and forgive me.

2645
02:01:49,458 --> 02:01:52,916
Dear, I have seen it in Rano's eyes.

2646
02:01:53,166 --> 02:01:56,083
She too wants what he wants.

2647
02:01:56,833 --> 02:01:59,500
If I actually run away
with someone's daughter..

2648
02:01:59,791 --> 02:02:03,916
..then my own family will
kill me before her father does.

2649
02:02:06,041 --> 02:02:08,875
Look sir, if you like
him otherwise we'll kill him.

2650
02:02:09,541 --> 02:02:10,375
Uncle!

2651
02:02:12,666 --> 02:02:14,375
I understand, son.

2652
02:02:14,583 --> 02:02:16,791
I too said too many
things in a fit of anger.

2653
02:02:16,833 --> 02:02:18,375
- Please forgive me.
- No, please.

2654
02:02:20,625 --> 02:02:21,666
Brother-in-law!

2655
02:02:22,041 --> 02:02:23,458
You had come to Canada
to give a wedding gift..

2656
02:02:23,541 --> 02:02:25,750
..but now you would leave
with your son's wedding gifts.

2657
02:02:27,166 --> 02:02:28,791
This is great, sister.

2658
02:02:28,833 --> 02:02:31,333
No one would have given his
daughter to Sukhi in Punjab anyway.

2659
02:02:32,416 --> 02:02:34,500
No sister,
we are well respected there.

2660
02:02:34,583 --> 02:02:38,375
The only complain people
have is that we have bad relatives.

2661
02:02:39,166 --> 02:02:44,416
Sukhi, I thought you are a mouse but
you turned out to be a vicious snake!

2662
02:02:45,708 --> 02:02:48,166
Bapu, don't waste
time talking over here.

2663
02:02:48,250 --> 02:02:50,291
Take everyone along. We are
getting late for Ganda's wedding.

2664
02:02:50,375 --> 02:02:53,375
Yes, Ganda's wedding and
Sukhi's engagement ceremony.

2665
02:02:54,708 --> 02:02:57,583
Congratulations,
it is a very auspicious day.

2666
02:02:57,666 --> 02:02:58,750
Congratulations for what?

2667
02:02:58,958 --> 02:03:00,625
Here they are already talking
about getting them married..

2668
02:03:00,750 --> 02:03:03,333
..and yet no one has even
asked me how did I like the girl.

2669
02:03:03,416 --> 02:03:05,125
Brother-in-law, I am the one
who is going to get married to her.

2670
02:03:05,208 --> 02:03:06,458
What do you have to do with her?

2671
02:03:06,541 --> 02:03:08,375
It's a custom to show
respect to the son-in-law.

2672
02:03:08,458 --> 02:03:11,166
Well, it's not a tradition
here then it's okay.

2673
02:03:11,250 --> 02:03:13,791
My in-laws respected me a lot.

2674
02:03:13,833 --> 02:03:15,791
Whenever I used to go there
they used to make lemonade for me.

2675
02:03:15,958 --> 02:03:17,375
This is something believable.

2676
02:03:17,666 --> 02:03:20,291
That's fine. But I'd like if
you believe what I say next as well.

2677
02:03:20,541 --> 02:03:23,791
Lemons used to be as big as pumpkins.

2678
02:03:23,833 --> 02:03:24,666
There he goes!

2679
02:03:24,833 --> 02:03:27,791
Don't get angry, I'll bring
down the size of the lemons.

2680
02:03:27,875 --> 02:03:29,625
Fine, they used to
be as big as muskmelons.

2681
02:03:29,708 --> 02:03:32,166
Don't lie, Bapu. They used
to not be as big as muskmelons.

2682
02:03:32,250 --> 02:03:33,416
How would you know?

2683
02:03:33,500 --> 02:03:36,791
Back then you were just... a kid!

2684
02:03:37,208 --> 02:03:38,500
Can you believe it?

2685
02:03:52,666 --> 02:03:55,750
"Who would gather beds
and beddings in Canada?"

2686
02:03:55,791 --> 02:03:58,166
"Be it Canada or Punjab..

2687
02:03:58,250 --> 02:04:00,583
..I'm the one who'll collect
all the beds and beddings!"

2688
02:04:01,000 --> 02:04:02,833
"Welcome Punjabis!"

2689
02:04:03,500 --> 02:04:06,583
"We are back with Manje Bistre!"

2690
02:04:08,083 --> 02:04:10,083
"To Canada we might have migrated."

2691
02:04:10,166 --> 02:04:13,083
"But we haven't
forgotten our heritage."

2692
02:04:13,958 --> 02:04:18,541
"We'll be collecting beds and
beddings from everyone's house today."

2693
02:04:19,500 --> 02:04:22,250
"Today in the backyard
we'll set up the..."

2694
02:04:25,416 --> 02:04:26,958
"Beds and beddings."

2695
02:04:27,041 --> 02:04:30,500
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

2696
02:04:30,583 --> 02:04:34,250
"In the backyard we'll set
up the beds and beddings today."

2697
02:04:34,333 --> 02:04:36,791
"Beds and beddings."

2698
02:04:37,083 --> 02:04:38,291
"Dogra!"

2699
02:04:38,500 --> 02:04:40,625
"Come out, you goon!"