1 00:00:09,454 --> 00:00:11,786 I'm being followed by a CONTROL agent 2 00:00:11,824 --> 00:00:14,520 - disguised as an ice cream vendor. - All right, quick, inside. 3 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,494 I'll divert him, and meet you in the communications room. 4 00:00:16,528 --> 00:00:18,621 Right. 5 00:00:23,635 --> 00:00:25,432 Say, did you just see a guy run by here? 6 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:27,597 - Can you describe him? - Describe him, yes-- 7 00:00:27,639 --> 00:00:30,267 - he was wearing thick glasses. - A man with thick glasses. 8 00:00:30,309 --> 00:00:33,836 Yes. He ordered tutti-frutti and I gave him pistachio by mistake. 9 00:00:33,879 --> 00:00:37,280 As a matter of fact I did. I think he ran across the street to that bakery. 10 00:00:37,316 --> 00:00:39,443 Across the street to the bakery. Thank you very much. 11 00:01:04,076 --> 00:01:05,600 Hello? 12 00:01:05,644 --> 00:01:08,545 This is a fine time for the Chief to be out. Where is he? 13 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:11,105 The Chief is out on a case, Max. I'm sitting in for him. 14 00:01:11,149 --> 00:01:13,640 Listen, 99. I just followed a KAOS agent 15 00:01:13,685 --> 00:01:16,449 to their secret communication headquarters on Z Street. 16 00:01:16,488 --> 00:01:18,956 It's a bakery. I'm gonna crack this case wide open. 17 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,390 Max, listen. The Chief is-- 18 00:01:20,425 --> 00:01:22,393 There's no time to wait, 99. 19 00:01:22,427 --> 00:01:24,292 I wanna catch him red-handed. 20 00:01:24,329 --> 00:01:26,661 Besides, my phone is melting. 21 00:01:35,307 --> 00:01:37,070 All right, fella, get 'em up! Come on, up! 22 00:01:37,109 --> 00:01:39,441 I'm sorry. You're gonna have to take a number and wait your turn. 23 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:41,673 There's somebody ahead of you. 24 00:01:41,713 --> 00:01:43,647 Thank you very, very much. 25 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:47,682 Number seven, huh? 26 00:01:49,154 --> 00:01:51,384 All right, fella, I'm finished fooling around with you. 27 00:01:51,423 --> 00:01:53,914 Where did you hide the communications equipment? 28 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:55,551 I don't know what you're talking about. 29 00:01:55,594 --> 00:01:57,858 - That bread-- - Yeah? 30 00:01:57,896 --> 00:02:00,126 I'm having spaghetti for dinner tonight. 31 00:02:00,165 --> 00:02:02,690 This should go very good with it. 32 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:05,430 The old "communications- equipment- 33 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:07,529 in-the-French-bread" trick. 34 00:02:15,514 --> 00:02:17,846 Max, what on earth are you doing? 35 00:02:17,883 --> 00:02:21,979 Just destroying some KAOS communication equipment, Chief. 36 00:02:23,722 --> 00:02:26,054 By the way, what are you doing in a KAOS bakery? 37 00:02:26,091 --> 00:02:28,457 This is not a KAOS bakery-- 38 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:30,290 it's a CONTROL bakery, and you have just smashed 39 00:02:30,329 --> 00:02:33,230 CONTROL's triangulation equipment. 40 00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:35,358 - This is a CONTROL bakery? - Yes! 41 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,061 Oh. Well, in that case, 42 00:02:37,102 --> 00:02:40,071 I'll have a prune danish, and a strawberry chiffon pie. 43 00:02:40,105 --> 00:02:43,040 You just fouled up Operation Sourdough! 44 00:02:45,177 --> 00:02:48,203 Well, Chief, you're not going to tell the White House about this, are you? 45 00:02:48,246 --> 00:02:49,679 I don't see how I can avoid it. 46 00:02:49,715 --> 00:02:52,445 You know how the President's been concerned about Operation Sourdough. 47 00:02:52,484 --> 00:02:54,145 He's expecting a report today. 48 00:02:54,186 --> 00:02:56,051 Smart on radio: Listen, Chief, put in a good word for me 49 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:58,818 when you talk to the President. I'm sorry I blew the job, 50 00:02:58,857 --> 00:03:00,484 but it's not all my fault. 51 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:03,460 After all, you did give me the assignment. 52 00:03:03,495 --> 00:03:05,486 Chief on radio: I'll do what I can, Max. 53 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:08,090 Come on. Let's get back to CONTROL. I have to make that call. 54 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:10,226 They're going to call the White House. 55 00:03:10,268 --> 00:03:12,498 What they don't know is we've tapped into their hotline. 56 00:03:12,537 --> 00:03:14,300 This is the break we've been waiting for. 57 00:03:14,339 --> 00:03:16,204 Right, Mr. President? 58 00:03:17,576 --> 00:03:19,840 My good friends, 59 00:03:19,878 --> 00:03:22,506 according to the latest poll which I've just taken, 60 00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:24,947 I must announce, with a heavy heart, 61 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:28,419 that CONTROL will soon be out of business. 62 00:04:30,015 --> 00:04:32,040 Chief, do we have to call the President now? 63 00:04:32,084 --> 00:04:35,144 Couldn't we put it off for, say, a month or two? 64 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,155 Max, he's waiting for a report. 65 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,816 There's no way to avoid it. 66 00:04:38,857 --> 00:04:40,882 Chief, as a favor to me, go easy on Max. 67 00:04:40,926 --> 00:04:42,621 As a favor to me too. 68 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:44,993 Gorshen as Johnson: Good afternoon, Thaddeus. 69 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:46,497 Let us reason together. 70 00:04:46,531 --> 00:04:48,089 Good afternoon, Mr. President. 71 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:51,068 I have a preliminary report on Operation Sourdough. 72 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:54,072 Good. Have you located KAOS' communications center? 73 00:04:54,106 --> 00:04:56,404 Well, sir, we had a little setback. 74 00:04:56,441 --> 00:04:59,672 Due to a mix-up, we lost our bakery cover, 75 00:04:59,711 --> 00:05:01,872 and our triangulation equipment was smashed. 76 00:05:01,913 --> 00:05:04,177 This is terrible. Is Smart there? 77 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,184 Yes, sir, but in defense of Smart, 78 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,742 I must remind you 79 00:05:07,786 --> 00:05:10,687 that he's solved an impressive number of cases. 80 00:05:10,722 --> 00:05:14,214 Thaddeus, kindly refrain from flapping your gums 81 00:05:14,259 --> 00:05:16,090 and put me on conference call. 82 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:18,221 I have something to say to you and Smart. 83 00:05:18,263 --> 00:05:21,198 He wants to talk to both of us. 84 00:05:27,939 --> 00:05:31,033 Mr. President, I can explain everything that happened. 85 00:05:31,076 --> 00:05:34,341 You don't have to, son. As for you, Thaddeus, 86 00:05:34,379 --> 00:05:36,404 I'm relieving you of your post. 87 00:05:36,448 --> 00:05:40,441 As of this moment, you are no longer Chief of CONTROL. 88 00:05:40,485 --> 00:05:43,283 I'm busting you to Agent Second Class. 89 00:05:43,321 --> 00:05:44,879 - But-- - No buts. 90 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:47,118 You can't make mistakes on this job. 91 00:05:47,159 --> 00:05:49,457 You're not the State Department, you know. 92 00:05:49,494 --> 00:05:51,155 As for you, Smart, 93 00:05:51,196 --> 00:05:53,391 in recognition of your fine record, 94 00:05:53,431 --> 00:05:57,424 as of this moment, you are now Chief of CONTROL. 95 00:05:59,504 --> 00:06:01,768 Yes, you. 96 00:06:01,806 --> 00:06:04,570 And use all measures you deem necessary 97 00:06:04,609 --> 00:06:07,134 to make that organization function properly. 98 00:06:07,179 --> 00:06:08,908 I'm sending you 99 00:06:08,947 --> 00:06:12,815 my efficiency expert, Matt Brady to assist you. 100 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:15,479 Give him all the cooperation you can. 101 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,011 - Have you got that? - Yes, sir. 102 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:20,286 Good. And now, 103 00:06:20,325 --> 00:06:22,850 as my old pappy used to say, 104 00:06:22,894 --> 00:06:25,624 "Head 'em up, and move 'em out." 105 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:28,757 Worked like a charm. 106 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,199 Right! 107 00:06:30,235 --> 00:06:33,261 Brady, now it's up to you. 108 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:36,866 I want every CONTROL file on microfilm. 109 00:06:36,908 --> 00:06:38,671 Do you have the equipment? 110 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:40,940 - I'm all set. - Right. 111 00:06:40,979 --> 00:06:43,846 Tie camera. Ring camera. 112 00:06:43,882 --> 00:06:46,851 When I get through with CONTROL, there won't be a secret left. 113 00:06:49,988 --> 00:06:53,480 I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. 114 00:06:53,525 --> 00:06:55,459 Well, don't take it so hard, Chief. 115 00:06:55,493 --> 00:06:57,290 They couldn't have picked a better man. 116 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,797 There'll be a few things that you'll be needing-- 117 00:06:59,831 --> 00:07:03,198 here's my Chief's badge, my codebook-- 118 00:07:03,235 --> 00:07:05,533 Yes, I'll be needing the keys to your apartment too, Chief. 119 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,470 That's government property. 120 00:07:07,505 --> 00:07:09,735 You can use mine until you find something else. 121 00:07:09,774 --> 00:07:11,935 You're all heart, Max. 122 00:07:11,977 --> 00:07:14,207 If you'll excuse me, I'll go move. 123 00:07:14,246 --> 00:07:15,907 Just a moment. 124 00:07:15,947 --> 00:07:18,279 I don't think we should call you "Chief" from now on. 125 00:07:18,316 --> 00:07:21,342 That wouldn't be proper. What was your old number? 126 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:23,479 - Q. - "Q"? 127 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:25,716 Yes. I was an agent before they switched to numbers. 128 00:07:25,757 --> 00:07:28,021 Yes. Well, "Q" it is. 129 00:07:28,059 --> 00:07:29,720 Now if you two will excuse me, 130 00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:31,786 I think I'd better get things in order, 131 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:34,196 but I want you here bright and early in the morning. 132 00:07:34,232 --> 00:07:36,860 I want this place hopping at 6:00! 133 00:07:38,937 --> 00:07:42,338 - Oh, Max-- - You can call me Chief, 99. 134 00:07:44,509 --> 00:07:47,967 We've known each other a long time, Chief, 135 00:07:48,013 --> 00:07:50,004 and I hope you're not going to make too many changes. 136 00:07:50,048 --> 00:07:53,245 Don't worry, 99. This job is not going to go to my head. 137 00:07:53,285 --> 00:07:55,344 ...three, four, hup! Three, four! 138 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:58,618 Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four! 139 00:07:58,657 --> 00:08:00,784 Hup, two, three, four, rear, march! 140 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:03,157 Full ahead flank, harch. Right flank, harch. 141 00:08:03,194 --> 00:08:07,563 Left flank, harch. Report, report, report, report, platoon halt! 142 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:10,830 That's terrific, men. Now you're really getting into the swing of things. 143 00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:13,929 Okay, let's line up for deep knee bends! 144 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:20,109 He's gotta be kidding! We won't have an agent left if he keeps this up. 145 00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:22,170 All right, deep knee bends! 146 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,545 Hup, two, three, four, up and down 147 00:08:24,582 --> 00:08:27,278 and up and down and up and down-- 148 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:28,809 come on, get down there! 149 00:08:30,121 --> 00:08:32,316 I can't take any more of this. Can you? 150 00:08:32,357 --> 00:08:35,884 All right, mister, I heard that. That will cost you three demerits. 151 00:08:35,927 --> 00:08:37,656 All right, men, that's enough. 152 00:08:37,696 --> 00:08:40,130 Can we go back to our offices now, Max-- uh, Chief? 153 00:08:40,165 --> 00:08:41,757 You'll go back to your offices 154 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,268 when I say you'll go back to your offices. 155 00:08:44,302 --> 00:08:46,770 All right, men, let's line up for inspection. 156 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:48,397 About face! 157 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,739 One step backward, take! 158 00:08:51,776 --> 00:08:54,108 All right, let's get that chest in, that chin out. 159 00:08:54,145 --> 00:08:55,772 All right, Stafford, get that gut in. 160 00:08:55,814 --> 00:08:57,714 All right, Mr. Brady, step forward. 161 00:08:57,749 --> 00:09:00,217 Gentlemen, I would like you to meet Mr. Brady, 162 00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:02,412 our new Presidential Assistant. 163 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:04,547 You will give him complete cooperation, 164 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:07,057 and access to all CONTROL files. 165 00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:08,787 All right Larrabee, take Brady and show him around. 166 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:10,761 Right, Chief. This way, Brady. 167 00:09:10,795 --> 00:09:13,195 All right, the rest of you men are dismissed. 168 00:09:13,231 --> 00:09:16,098 Okay, let's go, let's go! Move out! Come on, come on, old timer, move out! 169 00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:17,795 Move out, move! 170 00:09:23,274 --> 00:09:25,071 Good morning, Chief. 171 00:09:26,511 --> 00:09:28,342 Well... 172 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:30,575 in case you're interested, it's 7:00. 173 00:09:30,615 --> 00:09:32,606 You people aren't in the army, you know. 174 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:35,175 You can't just come rolling in here any time you feel like it. 175 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:38,485 Our day starts here at 6:00! 176 00:09:38,523 --> 00:09:40,115 Sorry about that, Chief. 177 00:09:40,158 --> 00:09:41,887 I was delayed by your former landlady-- 178 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:45,123 a little matter of two months' back rent you owed. 179 00:09:45,163 --> 00:09:47,461 And 99 was kind enough to drive me down here 180 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:50,366 because you found it necessary to take my car. 181 00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:53,030 Well, those are your own personal problems. 182 00:09:53,071 --> 00:09:54,902 I can't get involved in those. 183 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,736 You'll have to work them out for yourself. 184 00:09:56,775 --> 00:09:59,608 You'd better punch in. You're docked one hour. 185 00:10:00,612 --> 00:10:02,170 Chief, I'd like to talk to you. 186 00:10:02,213 --> 00:10:04,272 All right, but make it snappy. I don't have all day. 187 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:05,907 I have to clean up a big mess 188 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,578 that was left here by my predecessor. 189 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:10,986 I'd like to take another crack at Operation Sourdough. 190 00:10:11,022 --> 00:10:14,185 My predecessor left that in kind of a mess. 191 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:16,284 And you think you can do better? 192 00:10:16,327 --> 00:10:18,591 - I can try. - Give him another chance, Chief. 193 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:21,827 Well, all right. But don't mess it up. 194 00:10:21,866 --> 00:10:23,766 I'd hate to have to tell the President 195 00:10:23,802 --> 00:10:26,635 that you blew another one. 196 00:10:26,671 --> 00:10:29,105 What's your plan of operation? 197 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:31,665 Well, 99, I think that KAOS 198 00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:33,574 is somehow connected to The Mustache Cup. 199 00:10:33,611 --> 00:10:35,476 I plan to get a job there as a singing waiter. 200 00:10:35,513 --> 00:10:37,538 Oh, I didn't know you could sing! 201 00:10:37,582 --> 00:10:39,106 Yes, I used to be soloist with the college glee club. 202 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,378 Oh. 203 00:10:40,418 --> 00:10:44,218 As a matter of fact, when I sang a certain note in a certain way, 204 00:10:44,255 --> 00:10:46,155 I was able to shatter a glass. 205 00:10:46,191 --> 00:10:48,682 That's marvelous. Do you think you can still do it? 206 00:10:48,726 --> 00:10:50,694 I don't know, it's been some time. 207 00:10:50,728 --> 00:10:52,696 Well, why don't you give it a try? 208 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:55,528 Who knows? You may need a new career. 209 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,001 All right, here goes. 210 00:10:58,036 --> 00:11:00,266 Ah-hh! 211 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,574 Amazing! 212 00:11:04,609 --> 00:11:07,043 Yes, it certainly is amazing. 213 00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:09,876 That'll be $40 for the mirror, 214 00:11:09,914 --> 00:11:13,315 not to mention the seven years' bad luck. 215 00:11:13,351 --> 00:11:15,319 That started yesterday. 216 00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:28,558 These drawers are in the worst shape I've ever seen anything in my life. 217 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,728 The Chief was really a slob! What's this sandwich doing here? 218 00:11:31,769 --> 00:11:35,500 You put that there yesterday, Chief, while you were only Max. 219 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:39,476 Well, Max couldn't afford to eat out. The Chief can. 220 00:11:39,511 --> 00:11:42,344 Chief, Brady's going though everything 221 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,008 with a fine-tooth comb. Are you sure you can trust him? 222 00:11:45,049 --> 00:11:47,483 I can trust him like I trust "L." 223 00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:49,077 - "L"? - LBJ. 224 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,213 - We're on a first-name basis now. - Oh. 225 00:11:51,256 --> 00:11:53,087 How's everything coming, Brady? 226 00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:55,888 This should just about do it. 227 00:11:58,329 --> 00:12:00,422 Just a minute, Brady. 228 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:03,934 Yes? 229 00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:05,560 I forgot this. 230 00:12:05,603 --> 00:12:08,868 It's a photo file with the name of every CONTROL agent, 231 00:12:08,907 --> 00:12:11,205 his position, and his assignment. 232 00:12:13,077 --> 00:12:15,602 This should wrap it up very nicely. 233 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,080 Yes, I though so. 234 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:19,379 Now when your boss hears about my cooperation, 235 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,476 who knows what he might have in mind for me? 236 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:23,282 We kill him, of course. 237 00:12:23,321 --> 00:12:26,415 Smart's the only one who can identify all three of us. 238 00:12:26,457 --> 00:12:28,448 Well, I'd better get downstairs. 239 00:12:28,493 --> 00:12:30,961 I'm breaking in a new waiter tonight. 240 00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:40,027 Mr. Gorshen, the couple at that table over there 241 00:12:40,071 --> 00:12:42,801 asked for a bottle of Chateau Marcel '63. 242 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,206 - Where do I find that? - In the wine room, Irving. 243 00:12:45,243 --> 00:12:47,473 - Door at the end of the hall. - Thank you, sir. 244 00:12:49,547 --> 00:12:51,174 Not that door, Irving. The other one. 245 00:12:51,215 --> 00:12:53,206 Oh. Thank you. 246 00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:23,676 Chief Smart here. 247 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,945 - Chief, this is Agent Q. - Smart: Who? 248 00:13:25,984 --> 00:13:27,713 - Q! - Oh, it's you, Q. 249 00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:29,879 - What's new? - I'm at The Mustache Cup. 250 00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:31,980 I'm sure that the KAOS communications center 251 00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:34,218 - is located here. - Good work, Q. 252 00:13:34,258 --> 00:13:36,886 If that is the KAOS communications center, 253 00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:39,055 from this moment on, 254 00:13:39,097 --> 00:13:41,361 you'll be facing torture and death. 255 00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:44,926 And... loving it. 256 00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:55,138 Well, Brady, how would you like to see our organization in action? 257 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:56,544 I'd love to. 258 00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:59,175 Good. I just got a call from one of our agents. 259 00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:02,277 He thinks he's stumbled onto the KAOS communications center 260 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,880 in a place called "The Mustache Cup." 261 00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:07,755 Oh, which agent was that? 262 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,420 I don't think I'm going to tell you that. 263 00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:12,486 You've seen pictures of all our agents, 264 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,430 I tell you what I'll do-- I'll bet you $10 265 00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:16,763 you can't crack his disguise. 266 00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:19,201 All right, you got a bet. 267 00:14:21,506 --> 00:14:23,440 Max, that's not fair! 268 00:14:23,474 --> 00:14:25,942 He'll never find him. His picture isn't in the file. 269 00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:29,242 Quiet, 99. $10 is $10. 270 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,043 Let's go. 271 00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:36,214 Turn around and keep your hands over your head... 272 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,154 Agent Q. 273 00:14:44,562 --> 00:14:47,690 All right, Q. This is the end of your assignment. 274 00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:34,139 Well, Brady? Can you pick out the CONTROL agent? 275 00:15:34,178 --> 00:15:36,203 Which one do you think it is? 276 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:39,478 The hat check girl? The woman who just finished singing? 277 00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:44,181 The tourist at table 15, or perhaps table 15 itself? 278 00:15:46,624 --> 00:15:49,684 Could you excuse me? I think I have to call my wife. 279 00:15:49,727 --> 00:15:51,957 She's expecting me for dinner. 280 00:15:51,996 --> 00:15:54,965 You wanna make it $20, Brady? We can afford it if you can. 281 00:15:54,999 --> 00:15:57,126 Max, you know he can't spot someone he's never seen! 282 00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,499 Exactly. 283 00:16:07,845 --> 00:16:09,244 Table for two? 284 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,113 Make it a table for three. And a good one, my man, 285 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:14,414 I have an unlimited expense account. 286 00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:17,387 - What are you doing? - Oh, so it's you, Q. 287 00:16:17,421 --> 00:16:20,219 Chief, what a wonderful disguise. I didn't know you. 288 00:16:20,258 --> 00:16:23,159 How could you? I'm the Chief. What's new, Q? 289 00:16:23,194 --> 00:16:25,856 I've got a KAOS agent tied up in the wine room. 290 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,865 Now that's next door to a guarded door 291 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,094 that must lead to the KAOS communications center. 292 00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:31,829 We've got to get in there. 293 00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,427 Yes, well, I'll think of a plan later. 294 00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,268 Right now, I think you'd better take us to our table. 295 00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:38,571 - But we-- - No buts! Take us to our table. 296 00:16:38,609 --> 00:16:41,772 And remember that your job is hanging by a thread as it is. 297 00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:43,781 This is a very interesting place. 298 00:16:43,815 --> 00:16:45,942 Yes. Everybody sings-- the customers, 299 00:16:45,983 --> 00:16:47,951 waiters, everybody. 300 00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:52,150 I think I'd better take your order before anybody gets suspicious. 301 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,385 Why don't you have the spaghetti? It's only $1.85. 302 00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:56,222 Oh, good idea, Chief. Okay, Chief? 303 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,887 Don't be ridiculous. 304 00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,090 A man in my position has to go first class. 305 00:17:00,131 --> 00:17:02,395 Let's see now. 306 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:04,924 We'll have the "tornadoes" of beef 307 00:17:04,969 --> 00:17:06,960 with "Bernasie" sauce, 308 00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:09,564 asparagus "vigganetty," 309 00:17:09,607 --> 00:17:11,336 "patty" de foie gras, 310 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,037 Cherries Jubilee, and let's see-- 311 00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:16,239 for dessert, I think we'll just top it off 312 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,510 with three orders of "Maiter de hotel." 313 00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:22,007 "Maitre d'hotel" means "head waiter," Max. 314 00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:25,580 I know that, 99. He will be serving us. 315 00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:28,750 Max, that's going to be very expensive! 316 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,283 There's no problem. 317 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:34,128 I found my predecessor's credit cards in his desk. 318 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:35,894 I'm putting you down for spaghetti, 319 00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:37,867 and that's that. 320 00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:42,202 That just goes to show you, 99, give a man an inch, and-- 321 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,300 - How does that go? - I don't know, Max. 322 00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:47,573 Hmm-- oh, I know how it goes. Give a man an inch, 323 00:17:47,612 --> 00:17:49,512 and right away he thinks he's a ruler. 324 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:06,958 We've gotta find that CONTROL agent. 325 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,795 Smart might have pulled a fast one. 326 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:11,631 There's not one face out there that matches the agent's file. 327 00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:13,569 Where's Bolger? Maybe he has some ideas. 328 00:18:13,604 --> 00:18:15,071 I don't know where he went, but until he gets back 329 00:18:15,106 --> 00:18:16,801 we'll get Smart to reveal the name of the spy 330 00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:18,809 and then we'll take care of all three. 331 00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:42,389 Well, Brady, you've had a chance to look around. 332 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,298 Who do you think the CONTROL agent is? 333 00:18:45,336 --> 00:18:47,065 I've got it. 334 00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:48,696 It's the cigarette girl, right? 335 00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:51,037 Wrong. We don't have any CONTROL agents 336 00:18:51,075 --> 00:18:52,975 with legs like that. 337 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:54,671 Oh, sorry, 99, nothing personal, 338 00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:56,976 it's just that I've always thought of you as one of the boys. 339 00:18:57,014 --> 00:18:58,572 I noticed. 340 00:18:58,616 --> 00:19:02,017 Waiter, can't you get anything right? I didn't order any salad. 341 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,544 Compliments of the chef, sir. It's his specialty. 342 00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:09,025 Note the dressing-- even the aroma has a message. 343 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,325 One sniff and you're in danger of becoming addicted to it. 344 00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:15,059 Really? Well, I don't eat salad. 345 00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:17,033 Eat it. It's good for you. 346 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,400 Besides, you'll insult the chef if you don't eat it. 347 00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:23,669 Oh. Well, we wouldn't want to insult the chef. 348 00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:31,204 On second thought, I think we should insult the chef. 349 00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:32,875 This tastes like paper! 350 00:19:35,186 --> 00:19:37,154 All right, Irving, it's your turn to sing. 351 00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:38,519 - Huh? - Come on, let's go. 352 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,319 It's part of the job. You're on! 353 00:20:14,091 --> 00:20:15,524 Max, did you hear that? 354 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,117 Yes, he doesn't have a bad voice, 355 00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:18,719 but he's lousy with lyrics! 356 00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:20,424 That's the CONTROL singing code! 357 00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:22,864 "Curds and whey " means "KAOS agent." 358 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,094 "Cigarette" means "imposter," 359 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,898 and "Wenceslas" means "get away." 360 00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:28,336 Check, 99, you took the words right out of my mouth. 361 00:20:28,372 --> 00:20:30,966 But who could the KAOS agent be? 362 00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,942 - Brady? - Yes? 363 00:20:32,977 --> 00:20:34,444 Do you have any idea who it is? 364 00:20:34,478 --> 00:20:36,946 No, no. 365 00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:39,609 But maybe I'd better look around and see what I can find out. 366 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:42,175 Excuse me for just a minute. I'll be right back. 367 00:20:48,426 --> 00:20:51,418 That waiter is the CONTROL agent. He's trying to warn Smart and 99. 368 00:20:51,462 --> 00:20:53,862 Well, we'll just have to stop him. 369 00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:11,877 Max, look! Brady and that other man have guns on the Chief. 370 00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,884 Brady must be the KAOS agent! 371 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:16,512 You're right, 99. Come on, let's go. 372 00:21:37,074 --> 00:21:39,235 Max: So you tapped the hotline 373 00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:41,710 and imitated the President's voice. 374 00:21:41,745 --> 00:21:44,873 Well, looks like you're Chief again, Chief. 375 00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:48,373 Just don't sit there, take charge, and get us outta here! 376 00:21:48,419 --> 00:21:51,081 All right, Max, I'll take charge, and here's my first order. 377 00:21:51,122 --> 00:21:53,420 Stop flapping your gums! 378 00:21:53,457 --> 00:21:56,085 - Now do you wanna talk? - Talk about what? 379 00:21:56,127 --> 00:21:58,891 - You have all our files on film. - Precisely. 380 00:21:58,929 --> 00:22:01,056 We intend to make some money on them 381 00:22:01,098 --> 00:22:03,191 before we turn them over to KAOS headquarters. 382 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,702 You'll call the President on the phone, explain the situation. 383 00:22:05,736 --> 00:22:07,670 He'll send us $10 million. 384 00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,037 If we don't get the money, KAOS gets the film. 385 00:22:10,074 --> 00:22:11,939 Forget it. I don't believe you. 386 00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:15,309 And besides, we're not worth $10 million to the government. 387 00:22:15,346 --> 00:22:17,507 Just a moment, Chief, speak for yourself! 388 00:22:17,548 --> 00:22:19,914 You may not be worth $10 million to the government, 389 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,817 but I consider a crackerjack agent like myself 390 00:22:22,853 --> 00:22:24,616 worth more than 10 million! 391 00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:27,624 As a matter of fact, I think that 10 million is dirt cheap for me. 392 00:22:27,658 --> 00:22:29,148 If you're not going to call the President, I am. 393 00:22:29,193 --> 00:22:30,490 Max! 394 00:22:30,528 --> 00:22:33,463 Don't you dare touch that phone. That's an order! 395 00:22:33,497 --> 00:22:37,058 I'm sorry, Chief, but this is one order I'm gonna have to disobey. 396 00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:39,331 I consider it my duty to my country 397 00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:41,702 to try to save us at any cost. 398 00:22:41,739 --> 00:22:44,401 Now if you'll just untie me, I'll make that phone call. 399 00:22:52,783 --> 00:22:55,911 Oh, there's just one small problem. 400 00:22:55,953 --> 00:22:58,581 This hotline won't activate to the White House 401 00:22:58,622 --> 00:23:01,386 unless the Chief sings a certain note. 402 00:23:01,425 --> 00:23:03,256 Well, Chief, are you ready to sing for your life? 403 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,057 - Max, what-- - You know, Chief, 404 00:23:05,095 --> 00:23:07,563 - like you sang in the gym today. - Come on, sing! 405 00:23:07,598 --> 00:23:10,294 All right, if you put it that way. 406 00:23:10,334 --> 00:23:12,928 Ah-ahh... 407 00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:23,503 Oh, Max! How horrible. 408 00:23:23,547 --> 00:23:26,175 Not really, 99. The window was cracked already 409 00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:28,481 from the Chief's high note. 410 00:23:35,993 --> 00:23:38,257 Listen Chief, when you talk to the President, 411 00:23:38,295 --> 00:23:40,525 could you put in a good word for me? 412 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,428 Well, he did get us out if it, Chief. 413 00:23:44,468 --> 00:23:46,265 All right. 414 00:23:46,303 --> 00:23:48,032 And put in a good word for yourself, Chief. 415 00:23:48,072 --> 00:23:49,767 Tell him what a great singer you are. 416 00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:51,798 No thanks, Max. I've had enough singing. 417 00:23:51,842 --> 00:23:56,677 Hello, Mr. President. I'd like to report that Operation Sourdough-- 418 00:23:56,714 --> 00:23:58,579 What? 419 00:23:58,616 --> 00:23:59,810 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 420 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:02,648 Can't get the little fella to sleep, huh? 421 00:24:02,686 --> 00:24:05,519 He's babysitting with his grandson. 422 00:24:05,556 --> 00:24:07,456 Well, sir, have you tried hot milk? 423 00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:10,483 Didn't work, huh? 424 00:24:10,527 --> 00:24:12,518 You want me to what? 425 00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:15,361 All right, sir, put him up to the phone.