1 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,041 One, two, three, four! 2 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:08,176 We don't want no fucking war! 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,244 One, two, three four! 4 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,846 We don't want no fucking war! 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:16,650 - There are people out there holding signs with-- 6 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:20,388 with my name on them. 7 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:24,425 Only where the X should be, there's a swastika. 8 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,194 A goddamn swastika! 9 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,528 - Mr. President, when we discussed 10 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:30,064 how this was going to play out, it was clear 11 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,865 that you were going to take some lumps. 12 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,669 - Lumps? 13 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,072 Those people want my head. 14 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,240 They want to burn down the White House 15 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:40,741 with me inside it! 16 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:46,046 We need to stop this goddamn war. 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,049 - The war is performing a very important function. 18 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,551 - It's destroying my presidency. 19 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,087 - I have to agree, Mr. Thor. 20 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,957 I can't see what we're accomplishing. 21 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,693 - When you were little and you needed to get a needle, 22 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,130 sometimes the doctor would distract you. 23 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,731 He would show you a toy 24 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,133 and then while you were playing with it, 25 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,867 he'd jab you. 26 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,103 If people are focused on the war, 27 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,138 they won't be thinking about 28 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,905 all of the Americans going missing. 29 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,307 - A-and what about that? 30 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,476 Well, this little program of yours 31 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,978 has been going on for years now. 32 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,213 - We all understood that the creation 33 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,982 of an alien-human hybrid was a complex task 34 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,318 requiring generations of experimentation. 35 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:26,787 - How much more time do you need? 36 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,490 - We are projecting that the first functioning hybrid 37 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,393 will be born in approximately 2021. 38 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,129 - That's 50 fucking years from now! 39 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,398 - Mr. Thor, the Vietnam War 40 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,134 will never last 50 years. 41 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,336 - Of course it won't. 42 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,173 Which is why we have a full menu of distractions prepared. 43 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,509 - You think I'm gonna sacrifice my entire career 44 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,145 for one of your little distractions? 45 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,113 - Just consider this... 46 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,918 Distractions can come in many forms. 47 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,353 Good night, Mr. President. 48 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:06,794 * 49 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,263 - Did that pansy-ass Martian just-- 50 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:10,998 just threaten me? 51 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,600 * 52 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,601 Henry. 53 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,170 - Sorry, Mr. President. 54 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,971 Must be my allergies. 55 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,340 - It's all right, Henry. 56 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,041 Go take care of it. 57 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:25,446 * 58 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,191 * 59 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:43,897 * 60 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:50,738 - A small group of yippies seeking a confrontation 61 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,173 marched at night on the South Vietnamese embassy. 62 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,842 - - Washington police used 63 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,410 tear gas to drive them away. 64 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,412 Arrests were made. 65 00:02:58,446 --> 00:03:01,081 President Nixon then replied to protestors' demands 66 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,583 for an immediate end-- - 67 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,752 I'm not sure what's worse, 68 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,421 allowing Americans to be experimented on 69 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:10,391 by creatures from outer space 70 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,426 or paving the way for that man's presidency. 71 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,562 - Oh, Dick's not so bad. 72 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,865 - You mean as far as paranoid alcoholics go? 73 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,435 They're in control. 74 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,671 All this--it's them. 75 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:27,375 They're running the war because I gave them the power to do it. 76 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,242 - This is doing you no good. 77 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,578 The doctor told you to avoid stress. 78 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,580 - Turn it back on. 79 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:35,783 - Oh, Ike. Mercy sakes alive. 80 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,586 - There. Right there, you see that? 81 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,588 - What? - His pupils. 82 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:43,123 For a second, he looks like a-- 83 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,592 like a reptile. 84 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,226 - A reptile? 85 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,296 Okay, Mr. Eisenhower, 86 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,432 that is what is known as the camel's back. 87 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,301 - Mamie, listen. 88 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,303 Valiant Thor and his people aren't the only ones here. 89 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,438 There's another group. They live among us. 90 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:58,939 They look like us, they're just really just-- 91 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:02,242 - Where in this earthful world 92 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,611 did you come up with this notion? 93 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,480 One of the people that Valiant Thor abducted 94 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:08,882 turned out to be one of these things. 95 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,385 They disposed of the body because they didn't want us 96 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,320 to know that they had competition, 97 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:15,088 but we do know. 98 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,957 I see them everywhere. 99 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:20,294 - Well, I've had enough of this conversation. 100 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,764 I'm in too good a mood to let you give me the Polly pouts. 101 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:26,834 Thanks to me, Americans are celebrating birthdays, 102 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,836 Halloween, Thanksgiving, 103 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,971 and I am not going to stop there. 104 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,774 I am going to bring back a holiday 105 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,275 that everyone has forgotten. 106 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,777 - Huh. 107 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,479 * 108 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,314 "Happy Ed." 109 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:43,951 - No, silly, Evacuation Day. 110 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,353 Even you don't remember it. 111 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,655 It's the day the British evacuated Boston, 112 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,458 and they still celebrate it in Massachusetts. 113 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,359 When I'm done with it, 114 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,361 it'll be nationwide, 115 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,329 Oh, I can see it. 116 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,765 Evacuation Day parades across the country. 117 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:01,168 It'll be like the Fourth of July. 118 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,703 - I'm not so sure that one's gonna take. 119 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,338 * 120 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,408 - Mm, speaking of evacuation-- 121 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:24,425 * 122 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,564 I don't want to feel better. 123 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:32,400 I don't deserve to feel better. 124 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,703 - I'm getting tired 125 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,139 of this sad sack routine, Mr. Eisenhower. 126 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,575 * 127 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:44,011 Oh, thank God you're here. 128 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,548 I am simply at my wit's end with this man. 129 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,382 - What the hell are you doing here? 130 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,817 Get out. 131 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,920 - This is not necessary, Mr. President. 132 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,589 We can take you to Area 51. 133 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,990 You don't need to die. 134 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,761 - I died the day I signed that damn document. 135 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,730 This is just a formality. 136 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,833 * 137 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,835 Regardless of what you think of us, 138 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,938 we still hold you in the highest esteem. 139 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,807 You are helping to save our kind. 140 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,945 - All I care about is our kind. 141 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,614 - After all this time, 142 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,416 you still do not trust us? 143 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,952 - I'm old... 144 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,755 I'm not stupid. 145 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,757 * 146 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:38,732 * 147 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:44,538 You two deserve each other. 148 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:57,317 * 149 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,494 - That isn't happening to me. 150 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,361 Do you understand that? 151 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:13,233 Area 51, Hell's Half Acre, Timbuktu, 152 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,603 I don't care. 153 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,137 As long as I don't end up like that. 154 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:25,378 - Yeah? 155 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,750 - Gordon Liddy, sir, reporting as you ordered. 156 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,085 - Oh. 157 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,954 Gordon, shut the door. 158 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,660 Come in and, uh, sit down. 159 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:42,462 Well, Gordon, uh... 160 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:50,370 They...want to kill me. 161 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,374 That's what this is about. 162 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,343 The powers that be. 163 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,377 * 164 00:07:57,410 --> 00:08:00,047 You know who I mean? 165 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,049 - I think so, yes. 166 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:05,352 - You see, they think that I'm coming apart 167 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,688 because of the protests and the war-- 168 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,090 the war that those bastards want. 169 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,493 You see, they wanted me in the White House, 170 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:17,130 and now I know why. 171 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,132 Not just because I was gonna play ball. 172 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,068 No, no, that's not it. 173 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,736 You see... 174 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,506 I was to be the ringleader of the circus 175 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,509 when the tent caught fire. 176 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:33,714 Well, I am not burning up with those fucking clowns. 177 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,215 * 178 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:38,552 Now, this Valiant Thor, 179 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,755 he has an office at Watergate and I-- 180 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:44,157 I want it bugged. 181 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,728 I wanna hear everything that they've got planned. 182 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,764 Every line on the goddamn calendar. 183 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,265 Comprende? 184 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,468 - I won't let you down, sir. 185 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,906 - You'll be the first. 186 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,544 * 187 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:14,988 - I got your message. 188 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,627 I'm frankly surprised you wanted to talk to me 189 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,494 about Watergate. 190 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,165 You're one of the last people I imagined would know anything. 191 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,368 - I know everything. 192 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,072 * 193 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,474 But before I say anything, 194 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,745 we're agreed you're never to mention my name? 195 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:38,779 * 196 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:42,750 To you, I'm just... 197 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,251 Deep Throat. 198 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:57,264 * 199 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:18,719 * 200 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:43,343 * 201 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,056 - Deep throat? You're joking. 202 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,892 - Not at all. It's from that filthy movie. 203 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,828 I figured it's the last name 204 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,662 anyone would ever believe I'd take. 205 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,232 - You are a very smart lady. 206 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,868 - Not as smart as I'd like, it seems. 207 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,737 - And why do you say that? 208 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,671 - It's almost March, and there's not one mention 209 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,842 of Evacuation Day anywhere. 210 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,344 I can't believe my husband was right. 211 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,680 Anyhow, I've had three meetings with that-- 212 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,884 that fool of a reporter, and he's buying everything. 213 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,053 He thinks the burglars were after the Democrats, 214 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,888 not you. 215 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,157 - I can't tell you how grateful I am. 216 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,025 I was very worried about the president. 217 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,729 - Wouldn't it be simpler just to kill him? 218 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,832 - Too many politicians have died 219 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:39,733 in mysterious circumstances. 220 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,271 This is much more effective. 221 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,906 - But even if he were to resign, 222 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,776 what's to keep him from talking and revealing everything? 223 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,613 - We are prepared to remind him who's running this show. 224 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,715 * 225 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,617 - I have come to thee for refuge. 226 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,753 Teach me to do thy will, 227 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,722 for thou art my God. 228 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:07,194 Deliver me from troubles and cut off my enemies 229 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,530 and destroy my adversaries 230 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,400 for I am... 231 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,402 I am thy servant, God. 232 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,840 God. 233 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,243 What am I gonna do? 234 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:27,380 Everybody wants me to resign. 235 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,982 What should I do? 236 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,384 - Mr. President, 237 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,654 resignation is the only correct move left to you. 238 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,457 - Do you really think so? - I'm certain of it. 239 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:41,962 But it doesn't mean your enemies 240 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,832 will have the last word on your legacy. 241 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,400 History will judge you much better 242 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,469 than your contemporaries. 243 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,605 - History... 244 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,175 will have a lot to say about me, 245 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:59,813 because I will have a lot to say about history. 246 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,015 Recent fucking history. 247 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,617 You can be sure that I-- - If you'll excuse me, 248 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:08,288 Mr. President, I'd like to speak with my staff. 249 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,290 They are anxious to know what's happening. 250 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,996 It's going to be all right, Mr. President. 251 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,667 - You're a good man, Henry. 252 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,801 - Thank you, sir. 253 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:31,845 Recent fucking history. 254 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,886 Recent fucking history. 255 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,855 Fuck it. 256 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,291 I'm not gonna resign. 257 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,859 They want a trial? 258 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,195 I'll give them a trial. 259 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,498 Let 'em put me on the goddamn stand-- 260 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,340 * 261 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,242 Jesus Christ. 262 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,477 Stay back! You can't do this to me! 263 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,914 No, please, stop! 264 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,749 Please don't! No, please! 265 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,252 Stop! 266 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,222 Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency 267 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,857 effective at noon tomorrow. 268 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:22,062 Vice President Ford will be sworn in as president 269 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,065 at that hour in this office. 270 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:25,665 As I recall-- 271 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,034 - I don't even wanna know 272 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,937 what you did to get him to play ball. 273 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:33,006 - Yes, it's quite amazing the reaction some humans have 274 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,774 to a simple medical procedure. 275 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,177 - Well, he got the message, all right. 276 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,046 And I have to say, 277 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:39,947 I think his speech is rather dignified. 278 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,684 - Considering I wrote it for him, 279 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,752 I have to agree. 280 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:52,559 * 281 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,930 - It's almost time for another dignified exit from the stage. 282 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,931 - Do you mean it? 283 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,732 - Yes. 284 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:03,470 * 285 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:06,806 I've had a good run. 286 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,846 I've accomplished more than anyone could ever dream. 287 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:19,819 I got the world to appreciate the color pink. 288 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:23,556 I freed Americans to celebrate their birthdays, 289 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,158 Halloween, Thanksgiving, 290 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,961 and if there's still work to be done on Evacuation Day, 291 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,030 I can take up that fight for another year or so. 292 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,434 I'd like a quiet death. 293 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,869 And then, as you promised... 294 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,040 I want to live forever. 295 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:50,050 * 296 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,821 - Mrs. Eisenhower died peacefully in her sleep 297 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:58,025 here at Walter Reed at 1:35 a.m. this morning. 298 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,626 Doctors here at Walter Reed 299 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,828 attribute death to heart failure 300 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,364 and funeral arrangements are incomplete at this time. 301 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:10,470 * 302 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,616 - What is it about the desert that calls to people? 303 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,287 - I have often wondered the same thing. 304 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,557 The reason my species traveled billions of miles to live here 305 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,859 is because our planet looks an awful lot like this-- 306 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,563 barren, empty, full of death. 307 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,998 - You certainly know how to spoil a moment. 308 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,036 - Welcome to your new home. 309 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:50,077 * 310 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:05,058 * 311 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,863 - * Dream 312 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:15,602 * When you're feeling blue 313 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,271 * 314 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:22,909 * Dream 315 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:27,514 * That's the thing to do 316 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,216 * 317 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,917 - Hello. 318 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,521 - * Just 319 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:39,126 * Watch the smoke rings rise 320 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,728 * In the air 321 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,263 * 322 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,266 * You'll find your share 323 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,102 - Well, I always said this place needed a little color, 324 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,638 and the gods responded with you. 325 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,140 Would you turn around for me, sweetie? 326 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,775 - Oh-- - Oh, please. It's so pretty. 327 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:56,476 * 328 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,446 Oh. - 329 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,748 It's timeless. 330 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,750 Just like us, I guess. 331 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,084 I'm Calico. - Oh. 332 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,655 - It is an honor to meet a real first lady. 333 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,090 - I wasn't sure anyone would recognize me. 334 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,759 - Oh, I am your biggest fan. 335 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,094 Even when everyone around me was always about Jackie. 336 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,331 I prefer the old school-- no offense. 337 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,667 And I also love birthdays, and it seems like 338 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,902 we're going to be spending quite a few of them together. 339 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,671 So we might as well be friends. 340 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,806 What do you say? 341 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,809 - Tell me, do you like fudge? 342 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,811 - More than life itself. 343 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,645 * 344 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,194 - What the fuck is happening? 345 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,029 - Hey. Hey, what's going on? 346 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,031 What's with the alarms? 347 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,200 Hey, are we under attack? 348 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,835 Hey! 349 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,970 Did someone break out? 350 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,044 - What are you doing in here? 351 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,314 These are my private quarters. 352 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,516 You're trudging dirt all over my carpets. 353 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,017 And then you'll leave behind whatever horrors 354 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,186 were stuck to the bottom of your jackboots. 355 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,521 Young man. 356 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,957 Do not think you can invade my personal space 357 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,292 and then retreat without an explanation. 358 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,994 - Ma'am, apologies, ma'am. 359 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:22,995 There's been an unauthorized death. 360 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,965 - What? Someone's been murdered? 361 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,801 Who? 362 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:47,387 * 363 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,224 * 364 00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:02,769 * 365 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:16,082 * 366 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:28,027 * 367 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,729 - This is...excessive. 368 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,432 - That thing was eating Ronnie. 369 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,533 - Who's Ronnie? 370 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,435 - The one with his face eaten off. 371 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,737 What did you expect me to do? 372 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,740 - Kill Ronnie. Secure the child. 373 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,674 - That thing ain't a child. 374 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,079 - We haven't seen this type of anomaly in at least two cycles. 375 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,318 Bring the child to the lab. 376 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,720 We must understand why this subject regressed. 377 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,288 - It's always darkest before the dawn. 378 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,090 It's a thing we say. 379 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,059 On earth. 380 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,332 * 381 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,400 Why is B team here? 382 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,635 - They've been promoted. 383 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,769 - Wait, no, no-- 384 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,174 * 385 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,147 - All subjects please report 386 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,082 to the cafeteria for an assessment. 387 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,952 Nutritional supplements and beverages will be provided. 388 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,021 - Wait, maybe we shouldn't go. 389 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,323 - Why do you keep pretending 390 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,191 that we have any choices in here? 391 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,662 We need to see how Cal and Troy are, anyway. 392 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,296 * 393 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,165 Come on. 394 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:46,205 * 395 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,410 - Where are the guys? 396 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,347 - Oh, there's our attendant. 397 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,582 - The attendant's not gonna tell us anything. 398 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,184 Maybe she will. 399 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,556 - Oh, hey, kittens. Hell of a shindig, huh? 400 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,358 - You know what's going on? 401 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,960 - Oh, someone must have tried to make a run for it. 402 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,962 - Does that happen a lot? Breakouts? 403 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,531 - Mm, every once in a while. 404 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,966 The last one was back in '92 I think. 405 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,535 No, no, it was '82. 406 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,569 - I still don't see Cal or Troy. 407 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,907 Maybe it was them. Maybe they got out. 408 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,175 - Oh, honey, I thought you understood. 409 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,712 We're trapped here. 410 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,915 We're like rats in a maze. There is no out. 411 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:29,382 - I know somewhere they might be. 412 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,152 I mean, there is one place. 413 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,222 - Cal? 414 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,357 Troy? 415 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:41,160 - I can't believe we didn't really go to the moon. 416 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,595 - You were right, Kendall. 417 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,532 I can't believe we traded the best parts of being human-- 418 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:49,669 our freedom, curiosity, our need to explore-- 419 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,405 all for microchip technology 420 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,441 and the ability to send memes around the world. 421 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,210 What a sad race we turned out to be. 422 00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,746 - Cal? 423 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,180 Troy? 424 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,049 - What is that? 425 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:07,253 * 426 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,255 - Oh, God. 427 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,259 * 428 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:18,631 Oh, my God. 429 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,433 - I told you, Kendall, there's no hope. 430 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,405 - You're wrong, child. 431 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:28,475 Hope is close. 432 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,480 * 433 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,315 - It's always darkest before the dawn. 434 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:40,119 * 435 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,630 * 436 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:51,831 Stay with me, Jamie. 437 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,834 Remember? Like Calico said? 438 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,570 We get these things out of us. We get our bodies back. 439 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,506 We'll find a way out of here. 440 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,508 I swear. 441 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,010 We'll tell the world all about what's happening here. 442 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,513 - Kendall, I'm so scared. 443 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:09,916 * 444 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,250 Help me. 445 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,693 - Cherish these next moments. 446 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,161 The baby is coming. 447 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:22,529 It is nearly over. 448 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,599 - Jamie. 449 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,601 I'm here. 450 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:29,969 - The specimen that arrived before this one 451 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,540 was the closest we've come to perfection in 60 years. 452 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:36,609 One of you is about to deliver us all from the darkness. 453 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:37,977 Be brave. Be proud. 454 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,782 - Jamie. 455 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,083 Get it out. 456 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:03,135 Please, don't kill it. 457 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,304 Please let me see my baby. 458 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,706 Please. 459 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:09,642 Please, please. 460 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,578 No! 461 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,580 * 462 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,548 No! 463 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:19,586 - Kill her. 464 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,921 - What? No-- - No, no, no, no! 465 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,923 No, no, no! 466 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,725 Jamie, no! 467 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,426 - Now, now. 468 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,428 There is no time or need for grief. 469 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:32,164 Cherish these next moments. 470 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:36,102 Your friend's specimen was even closer. 471 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:36,903 The time has come. - 472 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:43,743 * 473 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:54,621 * 474 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,426 - This child is creation. 475 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,494 The perfect specimen. 476 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,132 Our future. 477 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,735 This planet is finally our home. 478 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,970 * 479 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,406 The experiment is finally over. 480 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,409 We have done what we set out to do. 481 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,478 * 482 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,757 It's only a matter of time. 483 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:33,159 - What did you say? 484 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:38,798 - I said it's only a matter of time. 485 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,667 Without us, 486 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:43,670 without conquest... 487 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,805 you'll get bored. 488 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:49,108 You'll get complacent and lazy. 489 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:52,745 Heavy is the head that wears the crown. 490 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,146 - Well, you won't need that heavy head any longer. 491 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,817 We'll take it from here. 492 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,420 * 493 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,256 Preserve this vessel. 494 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,692 It's the perfect breeding machine. 495 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:12,464 * 496 00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,670 * 497 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:27,880 * 498 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:35,888 * 499 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,668 * 500 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:52,671 - * Happy birthday dear Mamie 501 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,673 ♪ Happy birthday to you 502 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:55,474 Yay! 503 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,744 Make a wish! 504 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:02,181 - Thank you, Calico. 505 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,584 Very thoughtful. 506 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,087 - Oh, well, the excitement in your voice 507 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,321 could fill up the room. 508 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,823 I nearly had to sell my body 509 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,759 to get the staff to make that for you. 510 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:13,760 That could have been a candle 511 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,762 sticking out of a nutrient cube. 512 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,897 - I appreciate it. I really do. 513 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,099 After all these years down here, 514 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:23,335 you're my only real friend, and I cherish that 515 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,071 more than anything. 516 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:25,838 - Why do I feel like you shouldn't 517 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,073 go near anything sharp? 518 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:30,276 - Birthdays give me the blues now. 519 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,710 I don't know why. 520 00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:33,780 - But the worst part about birthdays 521 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:36,082 was the getting older part, and now you're past that. 522 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:38,751 - Maybe that's why. 523 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:42,588 - You know, sometimes I don't understand you at all. 524 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,191 This is one of those times. 525 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,193 - I was an authority on birthdays. 526 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,928 I was the one-- 527 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,096 - Yes, who made it so adults could celebrate 528 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,597 birthdays and Halloween and Thanksgiving. 529 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:54,733 - I know. I told you that before. 530 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:57,536 - So many times it is encoded into my DNA. 531 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,405 I mean, I guess when you live forever, 532 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,973 you run out of stories. 533 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,641 - We shouldn't be, though. 534 00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:06,045 We should be making new stories. 535 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,815 - How can we do that down here? 536 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:09,916 I mean, this is not a way to live. 537 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,951 - We've done it. 538 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:12,819 - Oh, we finally did it! 539 00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:15,321 - What's going on? 540 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,323 - Excuse me, hi. 541 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:18,124 Did someone win the lottery? 542 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,792 - We've done it. 543 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:21,961 The first hybrid was just born. 544 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,963 Everything has just changed. 545 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,936 * 546 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,338 - I just wanna know if it's true. 547 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,440 Don't I deserve to know? - At 01200 hours, 548 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:37,443 the first successful hybrid was born. 549 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:39,946 60 years of hard work have finally paid off. 550 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,447 - So what happens now? 551 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,983 - Now we produce as many as we can 552 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,351 as quickly as possible. 553 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,820 We will also need to clone the breeder. 554 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:50,857 One person cannot possibly produce enough thetan hybrids 555 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:51,824 to populate this world. 556 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,860 - Populate? 557 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,095 This world's already populated. 558 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:59,098 I thought the goal was to keep from going extinct. 559 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,299 - And the best way to accomplish that 560 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,468 is to have a world of our own. 561 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:03,502 Without humans. 562 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,705 - Without humans? 563 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,841 * 564 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:12,711 - If you had a prize rose garden, 565 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:16,682 and the gardener let all of your roses wither and die, 566 00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:17,316 what would you do to him? 567 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,455 - Fire him. 568 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,524 - Earth is the garden. Humanity is the gardener. 569 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,295 - We're firing you. 570 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,396 - So what happens to us? 571 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,498 * 572 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:34,066 Them, I mean. 573 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,403 - Rest assured, 574 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:40,006 certain people will be spared, including yourself, 575 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:43,009 in honor of everything you have done for my species. 576 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:47,279 Ah. 577 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,183 You feel like a traitor to your kind. 578 00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:57,056 I understand, but you mustn't think of it that way. 579 00:30:57,089 --> 00:31:00,492 History is written by the victors. 580 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,661 You will be remembered as one of the few good humans 581 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,863 who understood the limitations of your kind. 582 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,066 Who could see the future. 583 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,068 - Oh, Ike. 584 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,502 - As will he. 585 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:13,672 The two saviors of planet Earth. 586 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,441 - He wouldn't want that. 587 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,676 He was right about you. 588 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,312 He tried to warn me that you couldn't be trusted. 589 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,116 - If it makes you feel any better, 590 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:26,052 it wouldn't have mattered if you believed him. 591 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,754 Nothing would have changed. 592 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:39,265 - He said there was another race, 593 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:42,434 another group of aliens. 594 00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:45,938 Like reptiles. 595 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,140 - Yes, he was right about that too. 596 00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,379 * 597 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,382 - Are you going to destroy them? 598 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,784 - I said that we cannot share this planet with humans, 599 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:02,121 but we will share it with them. 600 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,156 They may be cold blooded and hideous, 601 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,625 but they have qualities that we admire 602 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,427 and technology that we need. 603 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,429 * 604 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,764 Your species has neither. 605 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,133 * 606 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,471 * 607 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,844 - This is ridiculous. 608 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,179 Don't you know who I am? 609 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:31,117 My husband was President Dwight D. Eisenhower. 610 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,452 - Did we elect a new president? 611 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,254 - No, asshole, he was the president a long time ago. 612 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,089 - Was he the one on the $20 bill? 613 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,857 - If it weren't for the treaty my husband signed, 614 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:41,027 none of this would be poss-- 615 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,630 - She's right. 616 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:48,034 We owe your husband everything, Mrs. Eisenhower. 617 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,002 I admired him very much. 618 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:51,470 My name is Theta. 619 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:55,107 What can we do for you? 620 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:58,010 - I want to see what my husband helped accomplish. 621 00:32:58,044 --> 00:33:00,112 He never got the chance. 622 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,614 I think it's only right that I do. 623 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,684 * 624 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:06,618 - At ease. 625 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:13,692 * 626 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:30,376 It's not what you imagined? 627 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:32,811 * 628 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,214 I didn't expect it to be... 629 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,216 beautiful. 630 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:39,851 - That's a mother talking. 631 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,220 In a way, you're as much a mother 632 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,221 as the one who bore it. 633 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,857 - It takes some getting used to. 634 00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:48,860 It's best not to think of it as a person and more as-- 635 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,862 - Livestock. 636 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:52,298 - I was going to say a machine. 637 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:56,402 Wonderful piece of technology that's going to save the world. 638 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:59,338 - Humans are not machines. 639 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:02,108 We are not technology to be used against our will. 640 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,842 - Who runs your world now, Mamie? 641 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:07,045 The people or the machines? 642 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,280 Which would last longer 643 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:09,581 if the other suddenly disappeared? 644 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,219 - You say you admire my husband. 645 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:16,288 Then you must know he would never have wanted this. 646 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:19,858 He never would have sanctioned the end of the human race. 647 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,261 Who said anything about ending the human race? 648 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,730 * 649 00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:26,132 - You don't know? 650 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,734 You haven't been told the plan? 651 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,936 They're going to kill everyone 652 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,139 and take the planet for themselves. 653 00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,316 - They're gonna kill us? 654 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:46,585 All of us? 655 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:47,586 - Well, obviously not me. 656 00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:50,122 But yes, everyone else. 657 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:52,324 They have their prize calf. 658 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:53,425 No need for the rest of the herd. 659 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,796 - Did you see it? 660 00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,266 The calf? What did it look like? 661 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:01,267 - Human. 662 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,602 Disturbingly so. 663 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:06,672 And what they did to that poor girl 664 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,006 who gave birth to it. 665 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:10,309 Oh, Calico, you wouldn't believe it. 666 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:13,312 - Well, I guess you'll finally have a new story after all. 667 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,046 - Yes. 668 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,684 But what if this one had a twist 669 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,686 they didn't see coming? 670 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,022 * 671 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,824 What if we fought back? 672 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,328 - Look, I am no mathematician, 673 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,029 but I do know a little something about gambling. 674 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:34,366 And you plus me versus them? 675 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,168 That would be like a pair of deuces 676 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,536 versus a royal flush 677 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,971 and the royal flush has an army with guns. 678 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:42,040 - We don't have to worry about all of them. 679 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:45,644 Just two-- the baby and its mother. 680 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:46,545 Think about it. 681 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,647 They've been trying for 60 years 682 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,449 to perfect their hybrid. 683 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,351 If we destroyed it and the body that birthed it, 684 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:55,387 they'd have to start over. 685 00:35:55,421 --> 00:35:57,356 I'm not saying we'd get another 60 years, 686 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,192 but maybe just some time for humanity to wake up 687 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,027 and save itself. 688 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,829 - No, no, no, there is no way they would ever 689 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,797 let us get close enough to pull that off. 690 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,799 - What if we had somebody to help us? 691 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,369 On the inside. 692 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:14,373 * 693 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,378 Another baby? This soon? 694 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,980 - We shortened the gestation process. 695 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,382 You can't populate an entire planet 696 00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:26,985 if you need to wait days for every birth. 697 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,020 We should have the process accelerated 698 00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:31,223 to a new child every hour or so by next week. 699 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,358 - Oh, honey. 700 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:36,328 - So, is this all of you? 701 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:38,330 No more soldiers in your rebellion? 702 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:39,898 - We thought it best to keep the circle small. 703 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:43,502 You never really know who you can trust. 704 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,837 - You sure you want to take this next step? 705 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,773 - They'll surely kill us all afterward. 706 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,243 - Mamie. - It's what needs to be done. 707 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,279 - It's just a baby. 708 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:54,413 - Would you take the chance to kill Hitler 709 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:56,448 if he were just a baby? 710 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,216 Stalin? 711 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,419 An immoral act becomes moral 712 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:04,456 when it's done in the service of all humanity. 713 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:05,457 This is what's right. 714 00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:07,293 - Why do you get to decide what's right? 715 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,761 - Because I'm Mamie goddamn Eisenhower. 716 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:21,473 * 717 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:28,580 * 718 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:41,760 You lied. 719 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:45,331 - You thought you could manipulate me? 720 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,700 Appeal to my so-called human side? 721 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:52,170 As if I had not seen the horrors 722 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,772 humanity has wrought. 723 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:57,175 * 724 00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:00,011 My humanity is my greatest shame. 725 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:05,150 I will not help those who have destroyed this planet 726 00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:05,684 and its natural resources. 727 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,755 Humans are hypocrites. 728 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:13,359 Even if we wanted to live side by side with you, 729 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:15,994 we couldn't. 730 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,929 Because you're too selfish to share. 731 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,332 * 732 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:23,001 You won't even open your doors to your own kind 733 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,603 in their moment of need. 734 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,439 Why would we think you would welcome us? 735 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:29,541 * 736 00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:33,612 * 737 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,614 - It's our turn now. 738 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:39,150 * 739 00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:41,152 Our people will restore balance. 740 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,722 Create a new world. 741 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,357 * 742 00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:48,360 Humanity's had its chance. 743 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:50,396 - Calico. 744 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:52,564 * 745 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:53,699 Calico, help me. 746 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,534 - She made her choice. 747 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:57,168 * 748 00:38:57,202 --> 00:38:58,236 It's your turn now. 749 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,740 - No, I don't-- 750 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:05,210 - The children need a mother to nurture them. 751 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:09,581 After all these years, 752 00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,484 all those losses... 753 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:14,586 this is your reward. 754 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,189 * 755 00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:21,059 - Help me. 756 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,428 Help, help me. 757 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:23,862 * 758 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:24,963 - She's right. 759 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:29,000 About people. 760 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,503 I have seen them at their worst, 761 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,204 and I've need them at their best. 762 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,608 And I think maybe it's time we step aside 763 00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:39,244 and give someone else a chance. 764 00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:41,580 - I'm sorry. 765 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:42,748 - Goodbye, Mrs. Eisenhower. 766 00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:48,754 * 767 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:49,855 Come. 768 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,258 - It's time for another birth. 769 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:54,059 You'll assist me. 770 00:39:54,092 --> 00:40:02,067 * 771 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,134 - I've never seen it from this side. 772 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,779 - Oh. 773 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:20,051 * 774 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,820 Another perfect specimen. 775 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:25,023 * 776 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:44,375 *