1 00:00:13,728 --> 00:00:16,065 ♪ All the crazy shit I did tonight... ♪ 2 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,236 Welcome to the Bro House, 3 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:19,606 a nonstop party 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,380 where the only rule is bro rule. And who are we? 5 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,154 ♪ That would be the best therapy for me... ♪ 6 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,101 Chug, chug, chug! 7 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:37,576 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 8 00:00:39,713 --> 00:00:41,115 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 9 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,662 That's what we say around here. That's how we roll. 10 00:00:47,696 --> 00:00:49,733 We're not gonna do all the crazy shit that everyone else 11 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:51,737 is doing. We're gonna go crazier. 12 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:53,674 We're gonna be better. 13 00:00:57,649 --> 00:00:59,720 What's up, everybody? It's your boy Zinn. 14 00:00:59,753 --> 00:01:03,393 Uh, I'm 26. I am bad news, they say. 15 00:01:03,426 --> 00:01:04,763 ‐ 16 00:01:04,796 --> 00:01:06,399 We are here in the Bro House. 17 00:01:06,432 --> 00:01:08,604 What is the Bro House, you may be asking? 18 00:01:08,638 --> 00:01:11,175 Well, it's just me and my three best homeys 19 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:15,284 living in this dope‐ass place doing crazy shit together. 20 00:01:15,317 --> 00:01:17,121 Whatever feels good, you know? 21 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:19,626 ‐Welcome to the Bro House! ‐ 22 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:22,264 No limits, no boundaries. That's just the way we roll 23 00:01:22,298 --> 00:01:23,801 around here. I mean, the crazier the better. 24 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,304 The Ice Bucket Challenge. 25 00:01:28,778 --> 00:01:32,318 Fuck you, little bitch! 26 00:01:32,351 --> 00:01:34,589 Why we gonna do what everyone else is doing? 27 00:01:35,892 --> 00:01:37,896 ♪ On my, on my 'cence, yeah. ♪ 28 00:01:37,929 --> 00:01:40,768 ♪ Girl, it's obvious, elephant in the room ♪ 29 00:01:40,802 --> 00:01:42,505 ♪ And we're part of it, don't act so confused ♪ 30 00:01:42,539 --> 00:01:43,808 ♪ And you love startin' it... ♪ 31 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:45,511 Hi, I'm Wyatt. 32 00:01:45,545 --> 00:01:48,283 27. I'm from Newport Beach. 33 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:51,857 I like to drink and surf, always at the same time. 34 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:55,632 I'm the laid‐back guy. People like to think and say 35 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:57,836 that it means I'm slow, but I'm not. 36 00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:01,442 Um, before I was an influencer, I was premed. 37 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:03,313 Uh, I could've been your doctor. 38 00:02:03,346 --> 00:02:06,520 Good morning. Are you ready for your breast exam? 39 00:02:07,656 --> 00:02:09,191 That's good, right? 40 00:02:09,225 --> 00:02:12,799 Don't do that. Come on. 41 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,838 Yo, yo, yo. I'm Barry, 28. 42 00:02:15,872 --> 00:02:17,308 From Connecticut. 43 00:02:17,341 --> 00:02:18,878 I'm kind of the tech guy. 44 00:02:18,911 --> 00:02:21,316 I keep things moving around here. Put out the fires. 45 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,253 The Saran Wrap Challenge. 46 00:02:24,856 --> 00:02:26,560 ♪ But try to play it cool... ♪ 47 00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:29,432 Literally, they almost burned down the house twice. 48 00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:31,302 I'm‐I'm behind the camera, mostly. 49 00:02:31,336 --> 00:02:33,406 Zinn decided that, and I'm... 50 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,344 I'm totally cool with it. 51 00:02:35,377 --> 00:02:38,249 ♪ I won't ever let a shorty go and set me up ♪ 52 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,418 ♪ Only thing I need to know is... ♪ 53 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:41,790 Guys and gals, I'm James. 54 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:43,828 Uh, I'm 25. 55 00:02:43,861 --> 00:02:46,232 I couldn't believe it when the guys asked me to move in here. 56 00:02:46,265 --> 00:02:49,305 I‐I had my own YouTube channel back in Florida 57 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:52,411 at my parents' house reviewing beauty products for guys, 58 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:53,814 but this is way better. 59 00:02:53,848 --> 00:02:55,752 I mean, I wouldn't trade it for anything. 60 00:02:55,785 --> 00:02:57,622 The drinking, the partying, the girls. 61 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,526 Definitely the girls. 62 00:02:59,559 --> 00:03:01,229 Can never have enough girls around. 63 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:02,665 ♪ Why you always in a mood? ♪ 64 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:03,868 ♪ Fuckin' round... ♪ 65 00:03:03,901 --> 00:03:05,738 Zinn, Wyatt and me‐‐ the fam‐‐ 66 00:03:05,772 --> 00:03:07,842 we're, like, pushing 30, 67 00:03:07,876 --> 00:03:10,815 ‐which is, like, 40 in influencer years. ‐ 68 00:03:10,848 --> 00:03:13,687 You get up there in years, you become invisible 69 00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:14,990 to the audience. 70 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:16,627 And it's all about the subscriptions 71 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,430 and the likes, and to get those and keep 'em, 72 00:03:18,463 --> 00:03:21,402 you got to keep riding the edge. 73 00:03:21,436 --> 00:03:23,273 Least, that's what Zinn says. 74 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:24,375 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 75 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:34,796 Yo, guys. Think we actually got someone. 76 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:36,800 What? Where? 77 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:38,403 Oh, shit, I see him. 78 00:03:38,436 --> 00:03:39,940 It's a Christmas miracle. 79 00:03:39,973 --> 00:03:41,643 Dude, I told you if we hung out long enough, 80 00:03:41,677 --> 00:03:42,846 we'd spot a jumper. 81 00:03:42,879 --> 00:03:44,516 It's Suicide Bridge, bro. 82 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:46,887 Dude, a lot of people, they spiral around the holidays. 83 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,824 What if he's just out walking? 84 00:03:48,858 --> 00:03:51,764 On a bridge at this time dressed like my dad? 85 00:03:51,797 --> 00:03:53,834 Dude, if I looked like that, 86 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:55,872 I'd want to jump, too! 87 00:03:55,905 --> 00:03:58,677 Maybe we should call the police. 88 00:03:58,711 --> 00:04:01,382 Call the police? Dude, they'd never get here in time. 89 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,819 The dude's ready to fly! 90 00:04:02,852 --> 00:04:04,488 Zinn, we can't just sit here 91 00:04:04,523 --> 00:04:07,294 and watch somebody kill themselves. It's wrong. 92 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:08,831 We're not just gonna sit here, Barry. 93 00:04:08,864 --> 00:04:10,635 We're gonna record it. 94 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,872 He wants to go out this way, it's his God‐given right. 95 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:14,776 Shit, he's climbing over the side. 96 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:18,483 Dude. Dude, dude, dude, come on. Come on. Get... Let's go. 97 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:20,053 Get the camera on him. We've been here 16 hours. 98 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:21,723 We're not missing this. 99 00:04:21,757 --> 00:04:24,663 All right, yo. 100 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:26,633 What's up, everybody? It's your boy Zinn. 101 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,336 I'm here with Wyatt, James and Barry. 102 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,773 You guys are not gonna believe this. 103 00:04:29,806 --> 00:04:31,977 ‐This is crazy. ‐This dude is about to take 104 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:35,484 a permanent vacation, and we are here to see it. 105 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:37,655 Now, will he have the balls? 106 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,458 I don't know. We're about to find out. 107 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,773 Bro House. Bro House. 108 00:04:46,807 --> 00:04:50,447 Bro House. Bro House. Bro House. 109 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,750 Bro House! 110 00:04:51,783 --> 00:04:53,821 Bro House! Bro House! 111 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:56,827 Bro House! Bro House! Bro House! 112 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,931 Bro House! Bro House! 113 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:01,068 Bro House! Bro House! 114 00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:02,739 ‐Oh! ‐Oh, shit! 115 00:05:02,772 --> 00:05:04,976 ‐Oh, my God! ‐This is crazy! 116 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:06,379 Did you get that? 117 00:05:06,412 --> 00:05:08,016 That just happened. 118 00:05:08,049 --> 00:05:09,753 Yo, we got to give it up for this dude. 119 00:05:09,786 --> 00:05:12,826 He went out like a boss! The way he wanted. 120 00:05:12,859 --> 00:05:14,796 No excuses. No limits. 121 00:05:14,830 --> 00:05:17,434 Guys, we can't actually post this. 122 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:19,104 Why not? It happened. 123 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:22,444 It's an easy million‐subscriber spike, bro. 124 00:05:22,477 --> 00:05:25,050 Or a serious backlash. 125 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,689 Why didn't you say something 126 00:05:27,722 --> 00:05:30,493 before we spent all night here? This is getting posted, dude. 127 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:33,667 ‐It's crazy. ‐Hey, his body landed over there somewhere. 128 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,805 We should film it. 129 00:05:35,838 --> 00:05:38,476 ‐You crazy bastard. ‐Let's film it. 130 00:05:38,511 --> 00:05:40,480 ‐No. What? ‐Bro. 131 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:42,986 ‐We already filmed a dude killing himself. Like... ‐Come on. 132 00:05:43,019 --> 00:05:44,623 ‐A million subscribers. ‐Million. 133 00:05:44,656 --> 00:05:46,492 You don't want that? 134 00:05:47,829 --> 00:05:49,599 Look at his face. 135 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,469 Come on. We can't not listen to that. 136 00:05:51,503 --> 00:05:53,106 Come on. Come on. Come on. 137 00:05:53,139 --> 00:05:54,709 James? 138 00:05:56,178 --> 00:05:57,549 That's right. 139 00:05:57,582 --> 00:05:59,151 Come on, baby. Come on, baby! 140 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:11,930 ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪ ♪ Ring tingle tingling, too ♪ 141 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,166 ♪ Ring‐a‐ling‐a ding‐dong‐ding ♪ 142 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,970 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪ 143 00:07:15,003 --> 00:07:16,873 ♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 144 00:07:16,907 --> 00:07:18,476 ♪ Ring‐a‐ling‐a ding‐dong‐ding ♪ 145 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:20,146 ♪ Outside, the snow is falling ♪ 146 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:22,150 ♪ And friends are calling "Yoo‐hoo..." ♪ 147 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:24,623 ‐Think about it before you upload it. ‐Man, you got 148 00:07:24,656 --> 00:07:26,058 to cut the Debbie Downer shit. 149 00:07:26,092 --> 00:07:27,895 ‐I mean, call the police? Are you serious? ‐Yeah, 150 00:07:27,929 --> 00:07:29,532 but all it takes is one bad post. 151 00:07:29,566 --> 00:07:31,068 Look at Logan Paul or PewDiePie or Patt Starr. 152 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,039 Dude, all those people are still doing their shit, 153 00:07:33,072 --> 00:07:34,609 and they've got more subscribers than ever. 154 00:07:34,643 --> 00:07:35,945 You're living in ancient times. 155 00:07:35,978 --> 00:07:38,216 We're past "Charlie Bit My Finger," man. 156 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,487 People want to see what they've never seen before. 157 00:07:40,521 --> 00:07:43,661 Especially because we're closer to 30 than we are 20. 158 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:44,929 You see a lot of 30‐year‐olds doing this shit? 159 00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:46,533 ‐No. ‐No. 160 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,002 If we want the views, we got to up the content, 161 00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:49,873 or we say bye‐bye to all this. 162 00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:52,645 The Bro House needs your voice. 163 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:54,048 You're funny when you want to be. 164 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:56,953 Promise me you're gonna get your mojo back. 165 00:07:56,987 --> 00:07:58,524 Promise! 166 00:07:58,557 --> 00:07:59,926 Okay. I'll work on it. 167 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:01,630 I love you. 168 00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:07,508 I know what I'm doing. I'm not an idiot. 169 00:08:15,991 --> 00:08:19,064 ‐Bro House! 170 00:08:27,014 --> 00:08:29,819 Yeah, I'll take the other stairs. 171 00:08:31,757 --> 00:08:34,729 Let's give it up for one of our hosts, Zinn 172 00:08:34,763 --> 00:08:36,800 and the Bro House! 173 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:39,873 Bro House! Bro House! Bro House! 174 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:46,285 Bro House! 175 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,590 Bro House! Bro House! 176 00:08:48,624 --> 00:08:51,228 And remember, if you need to keep that holiday energy up, 177 00:08:51,262 --> 00:08:52,965 just release the Kraken! 178 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:56,172 ‐Official sponsors of Bro House. ‐ 179 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,750 Okay, in ten seconds, the next Bro House post goes up, 180 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:03,721 and I'm told it's the craziest ever! 181 00:09:03,754 --> 00:09:05,090 ‐That's right! ‐Let's do the count. 182 00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:06,125 Ten. 183 00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:07,995 Nine. Eight. 184 00:09:08,029 --> 00:09:10,735 Seven. Six. Five. 185 00:09:10,768 --> 00:09:12,572 Four. Three. 186 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:15,009 Two. One. 187 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,053 What's up, everybody? It's your boy Zinn. 188 00:09:20,086 --> 00:09:21,757 I'm here with Wyatt, James 189 00:09:21,790 --> 00:09:23,259 and Barry. You guys are not gonna believe this. 190 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:24,929 ‐This is crazy. ‐This dude 191 00:09:24,963 --> 00:09:27,334 is about to take a permanent vacation, 192 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,304 and we are here to see it. 193 00:09:29,338 --> 00:09:32,010 Yo, we're gonna hit four mil tonight. I can feel it! 194 00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:33,881 ‐Fuck four mil. I say five mil. ‐ Bro House! 195 00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:35,250 ‐Five mil. ‐Five mil. 196 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,020 Five mil. Five mil. 197 00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:39,158 Five mil! Five mil! 198 00:09:39,191 --> 00:09:41,763 ‐Oh, shit! 199 00:09:41,797 --> 00:09:43,266 ‐Five mil! Five mil! ‐Did you get that? 200 00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:45,003 ‐Five mil! Five mil! ‐This is crazy! 201 00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:46,305 ‐That just happened. ‐Five mil! Five mil! 202 00:09:46,338 --> 00:09:47,642 Five mil! 203 00:09:49,178 --> 00:09:51,081 I mean, we got to give it up for the guy. 204 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:53,654 He went out like a boss! 205 00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:55,958 The way he wanted. No excuses. No limits. 206 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:57,929 That's how you do it. 207 00:10:05,811 --> 00:10:07,782 ZINN Yo, this is a nightmare. 208 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,053 ‐What? ‐It says 209 00:10:10,086 --> 00:10:11,823 we're down another 50,000 followers. 210 00:10:11,857 --> 00:10:13,192 Maybe you're reading it wrong. 211 00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:14,796 Dude, I'm not. I'm not reading it wrong. 212 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:16,700 We're cratering. Hard. 213 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,804 ‐They didn't like the jumper. ‐I'm too afraid 214 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:20,306 to read it. I... Tell me, what'd they say? 215 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,676 No, don't tell me. 216 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,079 No, tell me. 217 00:10:23,112 --> 00:10:24,849 "You guys are sick." 218 00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:26,686 ‐Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. ‐No. 219 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,089 Not good sick, Wyatt. Bad sick. 220 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:30,093 Like we need therapy or something. 221 00:10:30,126 --> 00:10:32,665 This one says, "You exploited this man's pain to get likes. 222 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,201 You should be banned from the Internet." 223 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,372 "I hope you die." "Do the world a favor 224 00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:38,075 and follow the guy off the bridge." I mean... 225 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:39,646 ‐That's hostile, bro. ‐Yeah, 226 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:41,983 and this is the nice stuff. 227 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,354 Barry was right. I can't believe it. 228 00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:46,693 By tomorrow, people won't even remember it. 229 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:47,995 Oh, they'll remember. 230 00:10:48,029 --> 00:10:49,231 The "Bro House is over party" hashtag 231 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:50,734 is trending on Twitter, 232 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:52,705 and there's a petition on Change.org 233 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,007 to have our channels shut down. 234 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,713 It's already at 400,000 signatures. 235 00:10:56,746 --> 00:10:58,115 Fuck. 236 00:10:58,149 --> 00:11:00,420 It gets worse. The dead man's family 237 00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:03,392 is holding a press conference this afternoon to denounce us. 238 00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:04,863 Jesus Christ, what? 239 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,398 ‐Attention whores. ‐I mean, 240 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,735 it's just gaining speed. It's only gonna get worse. 241 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,371 How can we stop it? 242 00:11:09,404 --> 00:11:11,843 Maybe we make an apology video. 243 00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:14,114 No. No. No. We're not doing that. 244 00:11:14,147 --> 00:11:15,951 All the people who do that, they get ripped apart. 245 00:11:15,985 --> 00:11:18,022 They're accused of fake crying, and they don't mean it, 246 00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,726 and then they get more hate. We're not doing that. 247 00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:21,428 Okay, but we have to do something. 248 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:23,032 All right, you know what I think? 249 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:25,169 You know what I think? 250 00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:26,873 We got to go gay. 251 00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:29,411 ‐What? ‐Not full gay. 252 00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:31,883 Like, um, "homey" something. "Homo..." 253 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,789 ‐Homeysexual. ‐Homose... Yeah. Okay. Homeysexual. 254 00:11:34,822 --> 00:11:36,993 That's it. Yeah, it's, like, a movement or something 255 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,464 ‐transcending heterosexual norms. ‐Yeah, I heard about it. 256 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,736 Chicks dig it when guys... 257 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:44,107 are, like, affectionate and stuff. 258 00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:45,143 Who the fuck told you that? 259 00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:47,815 I read about it somewhere. 260 00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:51,990 Wh‐What are we talking about right now? 261 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:54,461 Dude, hetero guys acting gay, saying gay shit, 262 00:11:54,494 --> 00:11:56,432 but all the time, they're not gay. 263 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,069 All you got to do is say "no homo" 264 00:11:58,102 --> 00:12:00,340 after you do something, and then you're cool. 265 00:12:00,373 --> 00:12:03,079 ‐ ‐Yeah, I don't know, guys. 266 00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:05,316 This just smells like another train wreck. 267 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,822 Yeah. Uh, for once, I'm gonna agree with Barry on this one. 268 00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:10,226 It's exploitative, and it's probably offensive. 269 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,495 Very offensive to gays, 270 00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:13,199 LBTRs. It's harmful. 271 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,003 Hurtful. 272 00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:16,940 I don't know, I think this is the kind of thing we need. 273 00:12:16,973 --> 00:12:18,744 I... We've never tried it before. 274 00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:21,448 ‐I'm in. ‐Nice. Yes, that's right. 275 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,286 ‐There's a shock. ‐Why? 276 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,323 'Cause I used to review male beauty products? 277 00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:28,029 ‐You said it. ‐So? 278 00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:30,133 ‐ ‐Oh, what the hell? 279 00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,807 No way. 280 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,343 ‐Hey! Hey! ‐Uh... 281 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:38,449 ‐Excuse me! Uh, what are you doing? ‐Hey! 282 00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:41,221 Hey! 283 00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:42,959 Uh, wh‐what are you doing? 284 00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:45,063 ‐We're here to grab the stuff. ‐Grab what stuff? 285 00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,833 The company said they suspended your contract, 286 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,336 and they sent us to collect the promotional materials, 287 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:50,239 including this and the Lamborghini. 288 00:12:50,273 --> 00:12:53,312 Did you just say "the Lamborghini"? 289 00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:01,495 We're going gay. 290 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,838 Rocking that six‐pack, dude. 291 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,975 No homo. 292 00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:10,514 Sexy six‐pack, bro. 293 00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:13,419 ‐No homo. No homo. ‐Thanks, bro. 294 00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:21,368 Seriously, your six‐pack is sexy, bro. 295 00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:24,509 ‐No homo. ‐Thanks, bro. Nine. 296 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,013 ‐Seriously, you're shredded, man. ‐Ten. 297 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:30,554 If I wasn't into chicks, I'd have to hold myself back. 298 00:13:30,587 --> 00:13:32,390 No homo. 299 00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,562 ♪ But I think I'll miss this one this year... ♪ 300 00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:36,533 Seriously, you're shredded, dude. 301 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,269 If I wasn't into chicks, 302 00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:40,507 I'd have to hold myself back, man. 303 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,245 ‐No homo. No homo. ‐Wyatt, 304 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:44,515 we all know you're not gay. You don't need 305 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,018 to keep saying "no homo" every six seconds. 306 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,420 Yeah, I'm just getting it on the record, okay? 307 00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:49,157 My dad watches this shit, yo. 308 00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:50,894 No homo. 309 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,565 One. 310 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,067 Two. 311 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,436 Three. 312 00:13:57,407 --> 00:13:59,879 Oh, yeah. 313 00:13:59,912 --> 00:14:02,117 ‐You got enough there? ‐That feels so good, dude. 314 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,254 ‐Go a little lower. Ooh. ‐Got it. 315 00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,327 Hey, guys, who's gonna do me? 316 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,433 Hey, man. Get in line. 317 00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:19,418 ‐I love this. ‐So good, man. 318 00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,188 ‐So good. ‐Mmm. 319 00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,167 Whoa! I made a mess. 320 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,304 ‐Oh! ‐Oh, no. 321 00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:31,475 ‐Dude, I guess we got to clean it up for you. ‐Oh, no. 322 00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:33,312 ‐Excuse me. ‐Oh. Oh, it's so... 323 00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:35,283 Hey, save some for me. 324 00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:37,922 ‐Mmm, that's awesome. ‐I love pistachio. 325 00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,959 ‐Oh! Whoa. ‐What? 326 00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,930 "What"? He has a full‐on chubby. 327 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,600 ‐Oh, no, I don't. Um, I... ‐ 328 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,571 It‐It's a fold in my shorts. 329 00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:48,375 Fold my ass. I know a fucking boner when I see one. 330 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,246 No homo. No homo. 331 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,250 ♪ I think I'll miss this one this year... ♪ 332 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:54,522 Anyone want an update? 333 00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,191 Sure, why not. 334 00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:59,498 ‐Another 50,000 subs are gone. ‐Shit. 335 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,437 100 more and our monetization drops another tier. 336 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,341 We could lose the house, guys. 337 00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:07,414 So much for chicks liking homeysexuals. 338 00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:14,962 ♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock... ♪ 339 00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,098 Hey. 340 00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,233 ‐Hi, boys. ‐Hey. 341 00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,937 ♪ Jingle bell time... ♪ 342 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,507 Hey. 343 00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,110 ‐No homo! ‐ 344 00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,279 What? 345 00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:25,016 ♪ In the frosty air... ♪ 346 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,389 I'm not even 30, and my life is over. 347 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,996 When we first started doing this, what'd we do? 348 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,969 We went around having a good time, taking things over. 349 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,673 Crashing that debutante ball 350 00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:39,478 ‐or painting Tana Mongeau's house pink. ‐ 351 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:42,685 ‐Or trying to fly out of LAX in our underwear. ‐ 352 00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:44,689 ‐Don't remind me. ‐Yeah, it was dumb, 353 00:15:44,722 --> 00:15:47,393 but people liked those videos. They liked us. 354 00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:49,565 Like, maybe we need to get back to our roots. 355 00:15:49,599 --> 00:15:51,401 It's Christmas. 356 00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:54,107 People are out shopping. Let's go out and be ourselves. 357 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:55,544 Not assholes. 358 00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:58,650 Not edgy. Not piss people off. 359 00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:01,421 Let's just do what we used to do. Be funny. 360 00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:03,292 That's not bad. 361 00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:05,463 I think it's just what the channel needs. 362 00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:07,568 Shit. It's Christmas. 363 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,237 What do we got to lose? 364 00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:12,578 ‐ ‐Bro House! 365 00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:15,149 ♪ City sidewalks ♪ 366 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,022 ♪ Busy sidewalks ♪ 367 00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,563 ♪ Dressed in holiday style ♪ 368 00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:23,299 ♪ In the air ♪ 369 00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:28,209 ♪ There's a feeling of Christmas ♪ 370 00:16:28,242 --> 00:16:31,215 ♪ Children laughing ♪ 371 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,551 ♪ People passing ♪ 372 00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,454 ♪ Meeting smile after smile ♪ 373 00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:37,293 Ho ho ho. 374 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:41,201 ♪ And on every street corner, you'll hear... ♪ 375 00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:44,040 See? This is what I mean. 376 00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,044 Santa and Christmas. 377 00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:48,082 It's a good vibe. Makes people smile. 378 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:49,284 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got this. It's fine. 379 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:52,023 Zinn, remember why we're here. 380 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:53,593 Dude, trust me. 381 00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:56,231 And can you keep us in frame this time? 382 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,302 Thanks, Grandma. 383 00:16:58,335 --> 00:17:00,339 ‐Oh, God. ‐♪ Ring‐a‐ling ♪ 384 00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:02,477 ♪ Ring‐a‐ling... ♪ 385 00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:05,717 Tell Santa, have you been naughty or nice? 386 00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:09,090 I've been nice? 387 00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:11,228 That's the only answer. 388 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,533 Hey, yo, what's up, everybody? 389 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,169 It's your favorite Bro House dude, Zinn. 390 00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,739 We are out here Christmas shopping 391 00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:19,244 and, uh, getting in the Bro House Christmas spirit. 392 00:17:19,277 --> 00:17:21,248 ‐Bro House forever! ‐Merry Christmas, fuckers! ‐ 393 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:24,321 ‐That's right, baby. Forever! ‐We're gonna see what, uh, 394 00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:25,724 ‐Santa's bringing us this year. ‐Hey. 395 00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,728 ‐Okay, so... ‐Ooh! ‐Hey. Hi. Sorry. 396 00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,132 ‐Uh, how you doing? ‐Uh, I'm‐I'm good. 397 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,636 Yeah? So, we're the Bro House. 398 00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:33,773 We were wondering, what is it like being an elf? 399 00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:35,644 Uh, fun, I guess. 400 00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:37,514 ‐Uh... ‐Do you get, like, 401 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:40,520 half pay or something like that because you're half size? 402 00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:43,526 ‐ ‐No, I get full pay. 403 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,530 ‐Ah. She's rich. ‐Oh, she gets full pay. ‐Yeah. 404 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,635 Wait, did you say you're the Bro House? 405 00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:49,538 Were you the guys who filmed that suicide? 406 00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,776 ‐Oh, no, no, no, that was someone else. ‐No. So, tell me, 407 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,114 is it true what they say about male elves? 408 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:56,753 ‐What? ‐That they're hung like reindeer? 409 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,224 ‐ ‐Guys, there are kids around. ‐Look, guys, I'm trying 410 00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:01,261 ‐to work here, so... ‐Okay, fine, fine, fine. Just tell me, 411 00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:04,100 ‐does Santa get first pick on elf chicks? ‐What? 412 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,839 ‐You know, like, uh, are you his little... helper? ‐ 413 00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,777 Okay, you guys need to leave now. 414 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,315 Dude, we're just trying to have some Christmas fun. 415 00:18:11,348 --> 00:18:13,687 ‐We're just trying to have... ‐She asked you guys to leave. 416 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,724 ‐Oh. ‐Now turn your phones off and go. 417 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,460 ‐ Oh! ‐Just work the line, hon. ‐No fucking way. 418 00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:18,697 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 419 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,333 Are you guys a thing? 420 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,437 ‐Do I need to call security? ‐Call security? 421 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,374 ‐With what, your smartphone? ‐ 422 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,411 ‐Hey, you're hilarious. ‐Thanks, man. ‐Aw. Aw. 423 00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:28,148 ‐Hey, little buddy. ‐Yeah, get your... ‐Yo, yo, yo! 424 00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,585 ‐Oh, hey! ‐You're all funny. ‐Oh, shit. 425 00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:31,556 ‐You're hilarious. Oh, so funny. ‐Give it back to him! 426 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:33,827 ‐Funny. ‐You should be ashamed of yourselves. 427 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,731 Why don't you just get out of here! 428 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,433 All right, you know what? 429 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,270 Hey, kids, listen up. Listen up, 430 00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,174 because I got something really important to tell you. 431 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,445 Actually, this is a public service announcement. 432 00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:44,849 Oh, shit. 433 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,621 Santa isn't real. It's just your parents. 434 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,326 Yeah, they're the ones who bring you your toys. 435 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,196 ‐Yeah. ‐I know it's a bummer, 436 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:55,671 but I wish someone had told me the truth when I was your age. 437 00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,741 It's gonna save you years of disappointment 438 00:18:57,775 --> 00:19:00,313 and years of therapy. You're welcome. 439 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:02,417 ‐Yeah. ‐Isn't that right, Santa, baby? 440 00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:08,429 Leave now. 441 00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:11,569 ‐ ‐Shit. No, dude, come on. 442 00:19:11,602 --> 00:19:13,372 ‐You're a naughty boy. ‐Come on, come on. 443 00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,642 ‐Why would I leave, Santa? ‐Give him a lap dance! 444 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,378 ‐Yeah. ‐Shit. Twerk. 445 00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:18,182 ‐Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. ‐Give him a lap dance! 446 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,486 ‐Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. ‐Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 447 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,524 ‐Twerk. Twerk. Yeah. ‐Hey! 448 00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:25,897 ‐Oh! ‐Jesus. 449 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,135 Guess we're not getting presents this year, boys. 450 00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:31,341 You'll get what you deserve. 451 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,578 ‐ ‐Oh, guys. 452 00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:33,880 ‐Security. Security! ‐Oh, shit. 453 00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:35,517 Shit. 454 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,888 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 455 00:19:37,921 --> 00:19:41,596 ‐I did nothing. ‐Get 'em. Get 'em! 456 00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,922 We're back home, baby! 457 00:19:55,891 --> 00:19:57,460 I can't believe we didn't get locked up today. 458 00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:58,863 Well, thank God for mall cops. 459 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,499 You see that one almost have a heart attack 460 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,336 ‐outside Applebee's? ‐Yeah. ‐ 461 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,508 Yo, what about that Santa? The look on his face 462 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,411 ‐like he wanted to erase us from the Earth? ‐ 463 00:20:06,445 --> 00:20:08,382 Guess we messed up his gig. 464 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,587 ‐Yeah. ‐Whatever, man. Bro House is back, baby! 465 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,356 ‐Yeah! ‐ ‐It's ready. 466 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,461 ‐Oh, shit. ‐And I'm just gonna say it again, 467 00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,532 ‐I... ‐Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 468 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,435 Five. Four. 469 00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:21,542 Three. Two. One. 470 00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,479 ‐Happy New Year! ‐Tell me, does Santa 471 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,915 ‐get first pick on elf chicks? ‐It's up, it's up, it's up. 472 00:20:24,949 --> 00:20:26,986 ‐What? ‐You know, like, uh, 473 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,990 ‐are you his little... helper? ‐ 474 00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:30,827 ‐Okay, you guys need to leave now. ‐Jesus. 475 00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:32,531 ZINN Dude, we're just trying to have... 476 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,967 I don't even remember doing that. 477 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,436 ‐Call security? With what? ‐Yeah. 478 00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:36,906 This mall thing was your idea, man. 479 00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:38,576 Dude, it wasn't my idea 480 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,580 to sexually harass a female mall employee 481 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,383 or humiliate a little person 482 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,387 or tell a bunch of kids that Santa Claus isn't real. 483 00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:47,694 Okay, so... things got a little crazy. 484 00:20:47,728 --> 00:20:50,499 Yeah, we were supposed to be making up 485 00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:53,338 ‐for cheering for a guy falling to his death. ‐You know, 486 00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:54,775 if you don't like how we roll, 487 00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:56,913 maybe you're not Bro House material. 488 00:20:56,946 --> 00:20:58,950 Maybe you should just move out. 489 00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,921 Well, the way we're going, we're all gonna have to move out, 490 00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:02,423 ‐so... ‐See? 491 00:21:02,457 --> 00:21:04,027 Negative shit. That's all you do. 492 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,764 ‐ All I do? ‐Yeah. 493 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,901 Who do you think records and uploads all this crap? 494 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,972 My blind nine‐year‐old cousin can do that, 495 00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,276 ‐and we wouldn't have to cut her in on one‐fourth. ‐Okay. 496 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,748 ‐Then get your nine‐year‐old cousin to do this. ‐Bro, chill. 497 00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:16,318 Chill. Come on, Barry's right. 498 00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:17,754 He's the one that keeps the whole thing running. 499 00:21:17,788 --> 00:21:20,426 Nobody clicks on Bro House to see you, dude. 500 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,430 They click to see us. That's a fact. 501 00:21:22,463 --> 00:21:24,067 Okay, well, maybe if people were clicking, 502 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:27,006 we wouldn't be in total shit. 503 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:28,943 Maybe if it wasn't for your shit, 504 00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:30,680 ‐we wouldn't be in this total shit. ‐Guys, guys, guys. 505 00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,483 ‐Are you kidding me? ‐Come on. Come on! Chill out. 506 00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:33,953 This is the Bro House. 507 00:21:33,987 --> 00:21:37,661 "Bro" means "brother," and this isn't what brothers do. 508 00:21:37,694 --> 00:21:40,834 We stand for something. We stand for good friends 509 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,506 and good fucking times fucking shit up. 510 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,877 And the country needs that more than ever right now. 511 00:21:45,911 --> 00:21:48,081 The country needs fucking shit up? 512 00:21:48,115 --> 00:21:50,019 ‐ ‐We have to stick together. 513 00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:52,490 We can't let anything tear us apart. 514 00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,762 No matter what. 515 00:21:54,795 --> 00:21:57,500 ‐ ‐Uh, hey, guys? 516 00:21:57,534 --> 00:21:59,070 Come check this out. 517 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,642 Okay, bro, it's gonna be fine. 518 00:22:01,676 --> 00:22:04,480 There are comments. "Just when I thought 519 00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:06,017 "the Bro House couldn't sink any lower, 520 00:22:06,051 --> 00:22:07,621 ‐you go and do this." ‐Whatever, man. 521 00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:09,625 ‐It's one comment. ‐Nope. 522 00:22:09,658 --> 00:22:11,963 Here are some more. "I don't know about Santa Claus, 523 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,465 "but you guys are proof 524 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,002 God doesn't exist. Fuck off and die." 525 00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:16,873 Didn't really need that second part, though. 526 00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,108 Oh, and we're losing followers. 527 00:22:18,141 --> 00:22:19,879 Fuck! 528 00:22:19,912 --> 00:22:22,885 This isn't fair! How can people be so mean? 529 00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:25,690 ‐It's fine. It's fine. ‐No, no, no, no, no, I can't do this. 530 00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:27,594 I can't go back to living with my parents. 531 00:22:27,628 --> 00:22:29,598 My dad's an asshole. I can't. 532 00:22:29,632 --> 00:22:31,502 Let me see this shit. 533 00:22:31,536 --> 00:22:33,372 Are we out of beer? 534 00:22:33,405 --> 00:22:34,875 ‐There's another case in the garage. ‐Fuck. 535 00:22:34,909 --> 00:22:36,746 Dude, we've lost this many followers already? 536 00:22:36,779 --> 00:22:38,850 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐I can't handle this. 537 00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:40,921 ‐Wyatt. ‐Wyatt. ‐Wyatt. 538 00:22:40,954 --> 00:22:42,925 ‐ ‐Dude. 539 00:22:44,828 --> 00:22:46,832 Fuck, this is bad. This is bad. 540 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,503 Xanax. 541 00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:51,041 ‐What? ‐I'll OD on Xanax. 542 00:22:51,074 --> 00:22:53,145 ‐Bro House. Bro House. ‐That's a good way to go. 543 00:22:53,178 --> 00:22:54,748 Bro House. 544 00:22:54,782 --> 00:22:56,652 Fuck is going on? 545 00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:58,055 Yo. 546 00:22:58,088 --> 00:22:59,558 This is Detective Deena Gibbs 547 00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:00,794 calling from L. A. Robbery‐Homicide. 548 00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:02,463 Who am I speaking with? 549 00:23:02,496 --> 00:23:04,902 Uh, Zinn. What's this about? 550 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,608 Were you a part of an online prank 551 00:23:07,641 --> 00:23:10,045 at the Santa Village in a mall in West L. A.? 552 00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:13,118 ‐Maybe. ‐I'm not interested in your prank. 553 00:23:13,151 --> 00:23:15,489 I need to speak with you and your friends 554 00:23:15,523 --> 00:23:17,761 about the individual who was posing as Santa. 555 00:23:17,794 --> 00:23:20,199 ‐Yeah, what about him? ‐It seems 556 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,103 he wasn't the man hired for the job. 557 00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:24,842 We just found that individual in his apartment. 558 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,512 Murdered. 559 00:23:26,545 --> 00:23:27,915 What, are you serious? 560 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,551 Wait, this isn't a joke? 561 00:23:29,585 --> 00:23:31,488 ‐I'm very serious, son. ‐ Guys. 562 00:23:31,522 --> 00:23:33,593 I need you and your friends to come down to the police station 563 00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,895 tomorrow morning and give a statement. 564 00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,899 U‐Um, y‐yeah. 565 00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:38,135 We can... We can do that, I guess. 566 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,205 I understand, uh, 567 00:23:40,239 --> 00:23:41,742 someone was recording the prank? 568 00:23:41,776 --> 00:23:43,813 I need a copy of that video. 569 00:23:43,846 --> 00:23:46,719 It could help us locate this guy. 570 00:23:46,752 --> 00:23:50,794 We're pretty sure this isn't the first time he's done this. 571 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,539 We'll see you at the station in the morning. 572 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:18,549 What the fuck? 573 00:24:34,113 --> 00:24:37,053 that this guy actually goes around killing mall Santas 574 00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:39,792 ‐and taking their place. ‐Why? 575 00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:42,496 Uh, because he's crazy. 576 00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:44,768 Obsessed with being Santa. I don't know. 577 00:24:44,802 --> 00:24:46,171 This all sounds made up to me. 578 00:24:46,204 --> 00:24:47,941 Are you sure we're not being pranked? 579 00:24:47,974 --> 00:24:50,179 Well, if we show up to the police station tomorrow 580 00:24:50,212 --> 00:24:51,782 and they don't know what we're talking about, 581 00:24:51,816 --> 00:24:53,786 then we were pranked. 582 00:24:54,755 --> 00:24:56,826 ‐ 583 00:24:56,859 --> 00:24:58,963 ‐What are you doing? ‐I just want to see this guy's face again. 584 00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:01,969 Guess we're not getting presents this year, boys. 585 00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:03,906 You'll get what you deserve. 586 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,846 Yeah, I mean... 587 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:09,518 ‐he definitely doesn't look right. ‐ 588 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,689 Huh. Someone just uploaded 589 00:25:11,722 --> 00:25:12,958 a video to our account. 590 00:25:12,991 --> 00:25:14,695 What do you mean, "someone"? 591 00:25:14,728 --> 00:25:17,099 We're the only ones that can do that. 592 00:25:20,272 --> 00:25:22,109 ‐The hell? ‐ 593 00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:23,713 Whoa. 594 00:25:26,117 --> 00:25:27,587 Jesus. 595 00:25:27,621 --> 00:25:29,123 What the hell are we watching 596 00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:30,994 ‐right now? ‐It's a prank. 597 00:25:31,027 --> 00:25:32,564 Wyatt's pranking us. 598 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,570 Right? 599 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:36,706 Yeah. 600 00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:38,241 Yeah, yeah, obviously. 601 00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:39,845 ‐ ‐I mean, it's pretty good. 602 00:25:39,878 --> 00:25:41,682 But he's such an asshole. 603 00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:44,253 Probably wasn't even a real cop on the phone. God... 604 00:25:44,287 --> 00:25:45,990 Zinn? 605 00:25:46,024 --> 00:25:47,894 Dude, I'm gonna talk to him. 606 00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:49,698 ‐I'm deleting this. ‐ 607 00:25:49,732 --> 00:25:51,234 Wait, look. 608 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,643 That's, like, 50 likes already. 609 00:25:55,677 --> 00:25:58,616 People are fucking loving it. 610 00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:01,321 ‐"That's awesome." ‐"Great effects." 611 00:26:01,354 --> 00:26:03,993 "Finally, something we like." 612 00:26:05,329 --> 00:26:07,032 Wait, wh... 613 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,772 ‐Why'd you do that? ‐Because it's sick. 614 00:26:09,805 --> 00:26:11,575 I don't care if people like it. 615 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,284 It's back up. Someone just reposted it. 616 00:26:16,317 --> 00:26:18,155 Who? 617 00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:20,760 I don't know. 618 00:26:20,794 --> 00:26:22,764 ‐ ‐Now what? 619 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:25,670 Someone just... They just posted a‐a link. 620 00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:26,872 What the hell is that? 621 00:26:26,906 --> 00:26:28,643 It's... 622 00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:31,047 from the York Explorer Daily. 623 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,084 What's that? 624 00:26:33,118 --> 00:26:34,822 Wyatt, dude, come on. 625 00:26:34,855 --> 00:26:36,224 We saw the video. 626 00:26:36,257 --> 00:26:37,828 You're gonna do something like that, 627 00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:39,197 it's got to be a group call. 628 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,067 Wyatt. 629 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,606 Come on, man. It's not cool. 630 00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:44,942 Wyatt! 631 00:26:58,135 --> 00:27:00,974 "Scholars now believe that the legend of Santa Claus 632 00:27:01,007 --> 00:27:03,679 "isn't based on Saint Nicholas or any other saint. 633 00:27:03,713 --> 00:27:07,119 It's based on the ancient tales of the wild man." 634 00:27:07,153 --> 00:27:10,058 The wild man? What kind of bullshit is that? 635 00:27:10,092 --> 00:27:11,795 "He was a pagan nature god, 636 00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:14,233 "bringer of storm and fury and destruction who wore 637 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:17,674 "animal skins and a hideous painted face. 638 00:27:17,707 --> 00:27:19,845 "He was also a fierce hunter who punished those who were bad. 639 00:27:19,878 --> 00:27:21,181 "Over time, 640 00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:23,084 "he became what we know of him today. 641 00:27:23,118 --> 00:27:26,124 And he didn't just bring presents." 642 00:27:26,157 --> 00:27:29,698 Wyatt, come on. This isn't fucking funny. 643 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,836 Shit. Jesus. 644 00:27:35,877 --> 00:27:37,681 The fuck are you? 645 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,118 Yo, where's Wyatt? 646 00:27:40,152 --> 00:27:42,223 Are you the one doing this shit with him? 647 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,262 ‐Hello? ‐ 648 00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:47,299 Listen, man, this isn't funny. 649 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,172 I'll call the cops on you. You got to go. 650 00:27:52,744 --> 00:27:54,748 Yo, I'll fuck you up, man. 651 00:27:54,781 --> 00:27:56,819 Dude. 652 00:27:57,787 --> 00:27:58,756 No, no! 653 00:28:04,735 --> 00:28:07,273 You're Santa. You're Santa! 654 00:28:07,306 --> 00:28:09,010 I fucking get it. I believe in you! 655 00:28:09,043 --> 00:28:11,114 No, no, no! No, no, no! 656 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,216 ‐ 657 00:28:13,184 --> 00:28:15,122 What was that? 658 00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,729 They're fucking with us. 659 00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:20,265 Who? 660 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,203 All of them. They're just... 661 00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:24,407 They're making prank videos to get more followers. 662 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,779 It's probably Zinn's idea. 663 00:28:26,812 --> 00:28:28,749 Yeah. 664 00:28:46,952 --> 00:28:49,925 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 665 00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:53,331 ♪ "Fear not, then," said the Angel ♪ 666 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:56,337 ‐♪ Let nothing thee affright ♪ ‐ 667 00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:58,943 ♪ To free all those ♪ 668 00:28:58,976 --> 00:29:01,916 ♪ Who trust in Him ♪ 669 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:05,455 ♪ From Satan's power and might ♪ 670 00:29:05,489 --> 00:29:10,800 ♪ Oh, tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 671 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:14,073 ♪ Comfort and joy ♪ 672 00:29:14,106 --> 00:29:17,346 ♪ Comfort and joy, comfort and joy. ♪ 673 00:29:32,242 --> 00:29:34,213 Come on! 674 00:29:34,246 --> 00:29:35,950 Are you kidding me? 675 00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:38,054 What if this isn't a prank? 676 00:29:39,992 --> 00:29:41,494 What if this isn't Zinn and Wyatt? 677 00:29:41,528 --> 00:29:44,233 What if this is the guy from the mall? 678 00:29:44,266 --> 00:29:46,505 Santa Claus? 679 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:50,078 I'm calling 911. 680 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,253 No, it's not a prank. 681 00:29:54,286 --> 00:29:56,491 I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not. 682 00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:58,529 I‐I need you to come now. 683 00:29:58,562 --> 00:30:00,900 Please? 684 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,837 F... They're gonna send a car, 685 00:30:02,871 --> 00:30:04,508 but they won't say it's an emergency. 686 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,377 It's because there's been so many calls about this address. 687 00:30:06,411 --> 00:30:08,114 Complaints from the neighbors. Breaking up parties. That time 688 00:30:08,148 --> 00:30:09,985 we actually called the SWATs on ourselves. 689 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,387 That means it could be hours. 690 00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:17,132 Shit. 691 00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:23,144 Got to get the fuck out of this house. 692 00:30:23,178 --> 00:30:26,250 Wait, wait, wait, wait. We can't just leave the guys. 693 00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:29,023 If these videos are for real, they're fucking dead! 694 00:30:29,056 --> 00:30:31,294 ‐I can't argue with that. ‐I was gonna leave. 695 00:30:31,327 --> 00:30:33,298 I was gonna leave Bro House and start my channel back up, 696 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,601 and then I was gonna go to college. 697 00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:35,970 I even talked to my parents about it. 698 00:30:36,004 --> 00:30:37,373 I was done with this shit. 699 00:30:37,406 --> 00:30:40,345 ‐ ‐Ho ho ho. 700 00:30:42,349 --> 00:30:43,919 ♪ Jolly Christmas ♪ 701 00:30:43,953 --> 00:30:45,322 ♪ It's the best time... ♪ 702 00:30:45,355 --> 00:30:48,128 I'm fucking scared. 703 00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:50,600 Yeah, so am I. 704 00:30:50,633 --> 00:30:52,069 ♪ If there'll be snow... ♪ 705 00:30:54,641 --> 00:30:57,614 ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ 706 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,586 ♪ And when you walk down the street... ♪ 707 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,489 And okay. 708 00:31:02,524 --> 00:31:05,062 ‐ ‐It was a boner. 709 00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:07,332 Yeah, I know. Let's just get the fuck out of here, okay? 710 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,336 Okay. 711 00:31:11,942 --> 00:31:13,178 Looks clear. 712 00:31:13,211 --> 00:31:14,915 Come on. 713 00:31:19,223 --> 00:31:20,492 My hand! 714 00:31:20,526 --> 00:31:23,198 ‐ ‐What happened? 715 00:31:23,231 --> 00:31:25,469 I'm shot. Help me! Get it out! 716 00:31:25,503 --> 00:31:27,072 Get it out! Oh! 717 00:31:27,106 --> 00:31:29,477 Oh, God, it hurts. 718 00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:31,648 ‐Fuck! ‐Oh, God. Oh, God! 719 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,100 ‐ ‐Oh! 720 00:31:45,242 --> 00:31:47,179 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 721 00:32:23,418 --> 00:32:24,988 Shit. 722 00:32:38,448 --> 00:32:40,418 I have a gun! 723 00:32:40,452 --> 00:32:42,724 I'll fucking blow your head off! 724 00:32:42,757 --> 00:32:44,995 ‐ 725 00:33:12,216 --> 00:33:14,721 ‐You stupid motherfu... ‐ 726 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,100 No fucking way. 727 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,137 You are not coming through the chimney. 728 00:33:28,448 --> 00:33:30,085 Why won't you fucking cl... 729 00:33:30,118 --> 00:33:31,420 Fuck. 730 00:33:33,324 --> 00:33:36,097 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 731 00:33:38,736 --> 00:33:40,438 That's gasoline. Oh, my God. 732 00:33:40,472 --> 00:33:42,777 It's gasoline. What? Oh, God. 733 00:33:51,828 --> 00:33:56,103 ♪ Silent night... ♪ 734 00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:58,609 That's five million. Five million. 735 00:33:58,642 --> 00:34:00,780 That's five million. Five million followers. 736 00:34:00,813 --> 00:34:02,784 Boys, we did it! 737 00:34:02,817 --> 00:34:05,523 Five million follow...! 738 00:34:05,556 --> 00:34:08,529 It's a fucking Christmas miracle! Oh, my God. 739 00:34:08,562 --> 00:34:11,234 ♪ All is bright... ♪ 740 00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:13,338 That's five million followers. We did it. 741 00:34:13,371 --> 00:34:15,610 Five million followers. Five mil... 742 00:34:15,643 --> 00:34:17,079 Oh, my God! 743 00:34:17,112 --> 00:34:19,416 ♪ Round yon Virgin ♪ 744 00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:24,293 ‐Oh, my God! Oh, my God! ‐♪ Mother and Child ♪ 745 00:34:24,326 --> 00:34:29,671 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 746 00:34:29,704 --> 00:34:35,482 ♪ So tender and mild ♪ 747 00:34:35,516 --> 00:34:40,626 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 748 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:43,498 ‐ 749 00:34:46,738 --> 00:34:49,678 ♪ Sleep ♪ 750 00:34:49,711 --> 00:34:55,523 ♪ In heavenly peace ♪ 751 00:34:57,159 --> 00:35:02,804 ♪ Silent night ♪ 752 00:35:02,837 --> 00:35:09,149 ♪ Holy night ♪ 753 00:35:09,183 --> 00:35:14,527 ♪ All is calm ♪ 754 00:35:16,632 --> 00:35:19,804 ♪ All is bright ♪ 755 00:35:22,342 --> 00:35:28,187 ♪ Round yon Virgin ♪ 756 00:35:28,221 --> 00:35:34,567 ♪ Mother and Child ♪ 757 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:40,713 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 758 00:35:40,746 --> 00:35:46,525 ♪ So tender and mild ♪ 759 00:35:47,727 --> 00:35:50,498 ♪ Sleep ♪ 760 00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:55,743 ♪ In heavenly ♪ 761 00:35:55,776 --> 00:36:00,586 ♪ Peace. ♪ 762 00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:35,188 Ho ho ho. 763 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,539 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH