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January 4, 1963.
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Dear Dennis: I've been
abducted by my own parents.
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They found out what we were
planning, and now they want me...
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as far away
from you as possible.
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I'm not coming back to Chancery.
They're hauling me and my horse...
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to some all-girls'
school in Connecticut.
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They think I'll be safe surrounded
by high walls and lesbians.
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This is the end of the world.
One look tells you,
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this place eats the hairy bird.
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You know, you are going to love it here.
My great-grandmother was class of 1903.
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So, I'm fourth generation
to go here.
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Both my mom and dad are
on the Board of Trustees.
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So, obviously, we believe that Miss Godard's
is the finest girls' school in the east.
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This is Miss Godard,
who founded the school.
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She looks like an ax murderer.
Indeed, you will find...
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the original ax on display
at the woodpile.
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Hello, Miss McVane.
Hello, Abby.
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Kindly explain my joke
to the new girl.
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Well, one of the rules is if you're
late to class, you have to chop wood.
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You must be Odette Sinclair.
Welcome.
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I know it's a difficult adjustment from
a coed academy to a girls' school.
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If I can help ease the transition,
come see me in my office.
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Carry on, Abby.
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Who was that?
Zorro?
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Oh, that's Miss McVane, the headmistress.
She really great.
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Verena, Tinka!
You've got a new roommate!
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What?
She's from Detroit!
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What? We take the honor
system very seriously here.
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Miss Godard believed that the
girls should govern themselves...
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in order to learn to take
responsibility for their actions.
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What's this?
This? Oh...
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I'm a monitor. I'm on the
self-government committee.
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Elected nine times now.
So, I have nine stars.
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Taking a break. You're
absolutely not allowed to smoke.
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Uh, where are you going?
To visit my horse.
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I was going to warn you
about your roommates.
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But now, I don't think I will.
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She's got five pairs
of Pappagallo's.
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She's got a great stereo!
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Men on the floor!
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Come along now, girls.
Scurry, scurry.
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Will you get into your room?
There's men on the floor.
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Hey, baby!
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♪ Walkin' the dog
You can't twist to this music.
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It's too slow.
♪ Just a-walkin' the dog
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Now, there's no
place to dance, anyway.
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♪ If you don't know how to do it,
I'll show you how to walk the dog ♪
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Ooh, this must be the boyfriend.
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"Love, Dennis." Ohh!
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I did not give you permission to play
my records.
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Welcome! I'm Tinka Parker.
And this is Verena Von Stefan.
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Art thou perchance Odette?
Odie.
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Those are my shoes.
We always borrow each other's things.
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I loathe and abhor this place.
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I don't see how you can say that
when you're from Detroit.
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So, Odie, what are you
doing here at Miss God-Awful?
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How come you had to
transfer from Chancery?
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Oh, no doubt things were getting too
hot and heavy with Dennis the Penis.
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Up your ziggie with
a wah-wah brush.
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What?
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Say that again.
Up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush.
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That's priceless.
Where did you hear that?
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I made it up.
Dinner!
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Go back up and sew up that hem.
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Hold it.
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Why, Abby and Susie.
Sieg Heil!
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Parker!
Take those off.
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Why? They're not jewelry.
They're office supplies.
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Off. Or I'll report you to Miss McVane.
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Abby, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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So, what's she like? Mm,
she could be improved.
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We've decided not
to get rid of her.
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She's got a great record collection.
Geez. Yum!
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Odious, this is Tweety
Goldberg and Momo Haines. Hi.
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♪ Ignoramus
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♪ Purple Penis
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Are you carrying Dennis' child?
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You can tell Tinka. She's
had four pregnancy scares.
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Four.
Was it beautiful?
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Do you actually expect me
to answer these questions?
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But we're curious. We all have
our hymens, except Tinka.
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That's enough. Clearly, she
doesn't want to describe it.
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It's like hog wrestling.
Isn't that right, Odious?
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Oh, I don't even think she's
done it with Dennis yet.
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Are you gonna eat that?
Tweety!
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Where's my ipecac?
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You hid it!
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No! Oh, God! I knew it!
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Tweety, no, no. Give it... No!
Let go of me, Momo!
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Tweety, don't do it!
Give me the bottle. Ow!
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Fine. Make yourself sick. You're
only gonna be hungry again later.
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She swallows ipecac syrup, and then 15
minutes later she heaves up everything.
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Ipecac causes convulsions
in the alimentary canal.
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Are you taking chemistry?
Yes.
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Great! Mrs. Dewey is the most
adorable teacher in the school.
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She's gonna help me
to get into M.I.T.
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Who's your advisor?
Mr. Dewey.
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Eew, Mr. Dewey!
Eew, he's a lech.
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Good night, Tinka.
Good night, Verena.
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Good night, Dennis.
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Ohh! Dennis!
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Harder! Deeper!
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Dear Dennis:
I Miss you so much.
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I'm perishing in this penal colony.
I'm completely alone.
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My roommates are demented.
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Dear mother and father:
Today, I was elected...
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to the Security Council
of the model U.N.
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I'm so popular
I got to play Russia.
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Dear mom and dad: Today was dress
rehearsal for death of a salesman.
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My roommate plays Willy Loman. Ben! A
man has got to add up to something!
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Dear Dennis: Maybe I can escape from
here and we can meet in New York.
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Oh, good morning, Odette.
What can I do for you?
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I'd like to know why you turned down
my request for a pass this weekend.
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You wanted to go into New York to
see a horse show...
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Alone and unchaperoned and your parents
worry you may run off to meet some boy.
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I'm required to keep
you here on weekends,
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unless you're invited
by a friend whom they approve.
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Dear, I can think of no better
cure for your...
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Conspicuous misery
than to make some friends.
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Don't reject them.
They're not just girls.
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They're you.
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And if you get to know them, then
you'll be discovering yourself.
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And that is, believe it or not, as great
an adventure as the opposite sex.
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Thank you.
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For the most part, your papers ranged from
the merely adequate to the completely vapid.
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With the exception of one.
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Miss Sinclair, I congratulate you on
your grasp of Pan-European politics.
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Now, remember, ladies,
tomorrow's assignment will...
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Verena, may I know the reason
you're so late? Cramps.
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I wonder what would happen to American foreign
policy if President Kennedy got cramps.
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Possibly, history has already been
influenced by his bad back, sir.
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Please submit a paper tomorrow
supporting your thesis, Von Stefan.
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Miss Parker, do you have
any views on this subject?
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No.
Hmm.
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Plenty of room
but no views, hmm?
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Oh. Just as I thought. Empty.
Tomorrow's assignment... What?
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Review chapters
seven through 11 in the Palmer.
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Come see me
in my office after lunch.
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If I'm not mistaken,
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you show a genuine interest
in political theory.
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Yeah.
Kind of, I guess.
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I'm going to be attending a series of
lectures over the next few weekends...
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in New York City,
which you might enjoy.
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I'm sure I can arrange
for Miss McVane's permission.
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And perhaps even
extra credit as well.
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New York.
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Between you and me,
Miss Godard's isn't exactly...
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a healthy environment
for an energetic...
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and...
curious young spirit.
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We wouldn't want the hall monitors to
catch you with lint on your jacket.
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Girls have been shot for less.
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I'm so fat, I could die.
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Look who's here.
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Why, Odious.
Hi, guys.
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Oh, my God. She's actually
talking to us today.
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What happened with Dewey?
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Did he feel you up?
He invited me to a lecture in New York.
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You didn't say you'd go with him, did you?
He wants your bod.
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Ladies, it's time to put on
our thinking caps.
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Somehow, we've got
to get rid of him.
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But then we'd lose
Mrs. Dewey, whom we adore.
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Yeah. But if she knew he was
a pervert, she'd divorce him.
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Right. She's got
to see some proof.
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Like when my mom found those
pictures in my dad's desk.
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Well, uh, I thought that maybe if I went to
New York I could sneak away and see Dennis.
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You don't need Dewey
to go to New York.
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All you have to do is ask us.
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It's easy to get a weekend pass. All
you need is a letter from your mother.
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Dear Miss McVane: Tinka will be joining me
in New York City the weekend of the 20th.
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Blah, blah, blah. So, what I need is
a pass that lets me get out alone.
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That's what it is. Tinka takes the train into
New York and stays at my mom's apartment.
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She's in Europe for the year and
Tinka's mom is in Boca Raton.
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Wait a minute. So this is... I
do all the mothers' letters.
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Tweety wins
our prize every year.
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Miss Godard's girls are very talented.
Let me see that.
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Guys, wait!
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How do you mail it
so it has the right postmark?
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You mail it to one of your friends
back home, and they mail it for you.
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Miss Godard's girls
are very organized.
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Guys, I think I'm in love.
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Do you have something
I could... Schoolmaids!
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Hi, I'm Snake. This is Skunk,
Groundhog, Possum and Beagle.
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We're the...
Flat Critters.
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What is this?
We're a photography club.
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We take pictures of animals
who have been run over.
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Show 'em, Skunk.
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Eew. Eew. Eew.
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Eew!
I love this woman!
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She's everything anyone could
need. Poise and personality.
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Straight teeth, rich parents.
Go away and leave us alone.
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Her name is Tinka Parker.
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Tinka.
Her name is Tinka.
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Now you are my dream. And you can
take away my money, my food.
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You can take away my home.
You can take away my car!
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But if you take away my dream I'm
nothing but a...
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Flat Critter!
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What are you doing?
Bring that back!
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Come back with
that hat, you little punk!
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So, explain to me one thing.
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Why can't I have you?
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Because you are lower than dirt.
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You're subterranean. You're
a townie, for Christ sakes.
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I don't know you!
We haven't been introduced.
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Is that how people fall in love in
your world? They're "introduced"?
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Come on!
How sad.
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How tragic! People like that
are...
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Flat Critters!
Eek!
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Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo!
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Now, hold on, you young studs!
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Hey, Tinka!
Tinka!
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So, do you really dig that guy?
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I have some dignity, you know.
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Odie, you're supposed to wear the
blazer on all trips into the ville.
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Didn't you know that?
Yes, I did.
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But, actually, I have a complaint
about the school jacket.
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I find it a little too restraining.
Cuts off flow of blood to my breasts.
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Five demerits.
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You will stay in study hall till
bedtime every night for a week.
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By God!
What?
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What is that on your nose? You know, at
first, I thought it was just freckles.
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But now that I'm up close,
I see. It is dried poo-poo.
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Now, does Miss McVane
simply pull down her underwear...
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and bend over? Six demerits.
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Eight demerits.
Nine! Ten!
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Arf! Arf!
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That was breathtaking.
Thank you.
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You really have
a fantastic way with words.
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You should be a speechwriter
or a demagogue or something.
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You think? I mean, I've always been
kind of interested in politics.
230
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Excellent.
231
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Odious, we'd like to invite
you to join the D.A.R.
232
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Oh, I'm not a Republican.
Oh, I should hope not.
233
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We'd like to show you something.
234
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Always make sure nobody's looking,
because nobody knows about this door.
235
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,502
There's a door back here? Yeah. Last
year, I went behind this tree...
236
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,895
to hide from the
monitors and I saw it.
237
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This is the attic.
238
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We're right under the roof here. It runs
all the way along the school, you know.
239
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From the dorms, to administration,
under the theater.
240
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Just about anywhere. And
the kitchen, don't forget!
241
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,487
Wow... That's all
she cares about.
242
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,590
Anyhow, we got the place to ourselves.
Mostly.
243
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,693
The only people who come up here are
the maintenance men once in a while.
244
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,562
They store old furniture and
stuff... and then we steal it.
245
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,233
So far, nobody's
discovered our secret room.
246
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,603
This is where
the D.A.R. meets.
247
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:25,241
Mmm! We can get any
canned food we want to up here.
248
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,710
They store boxes
of it over the kitchen.
249
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,702
What exactly
is the D.A.R.?
250
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,583
It stands for Daughters
of the American Ravioli.
251
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,621
Cold ravioli. I think
it's better cold.
252
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:43,426
In the D.A.R., we share our most
secret dreams of what we want to be.
253
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,462
Most of the girls
here at Miss Godard's,
254
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,565
they've got all the opportunities
to become something...
255
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:53,469
A good upbringing, a good
education, they're loaded.
256
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:58,474
But, in ten years, they'll be married
with three kids and two cars,
257
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,910
a colonial, a collie...
They're finished.
258
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,747
That's why it's called
a finishing school.
259
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:09,552
But we, the D.A.R., have
other plans for ourselves.
260
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:13,922
I'm going to become a pioneer biologist
and find a cure for something.
261
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,259
I'm going to start
my own magazine.
262
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,928
Like Vogue.
I'm going to call it Moi.
263
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:24,900
I'm going to be a psychiatrist. I'm going
to be on the cover of M magazine...
264
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,736
as a famous
actress-folksinger-slut.
265
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,440
And Momo will be my doctor
and Tweety will be my shrink.
266
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,678
We all pledge to help each
other achieve our ambitions,
267
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:40,649
no matter how big or small,
for our whole life to come.
268
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:44,320
So now, Odette Sinclair,
269
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,590
what is your
most cherished dream?
270
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:52,295
I would like to be an ex-virgin.
271
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:56,899
Your great ambition in life is to lay
with your legs in the air like a bug?
272
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,635
I went home for
Christmas and I got a diaphragm.
273
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,771
Before I could use it, my mother
found it and sent me here.
274
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,997
So now, all I want to do is what I
was about to before I got caught.
275
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:12,448
All right. If you join
the D.A.R., we'll organize...
276
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:16,619
a secret "Randy-vous" for you and Dennis
to meet at my mom's apartment in New York.
277
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:20,022
But how do I join?
First, you must undergo a little test...
278
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,858
to prove your sincerity.
279
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,561
Which brings us to another
item on our agenda.
280
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,931
Yes.
Mr. Dewey has got to go.
281
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,734
And you can help. You're
the only one who has French...
282
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,803
in the same room
right after Mr. Dewey's class.
283
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,341
Okay.
284
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:03,131
Sinclair, your mother called, but nobody
could find you. Where have you been?
285
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,692
None of your floppin' buggies.
286
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:15,435
Time's up, ladies.
Please pass your papers to the right.
287
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:27,814
Package from home?
Yeah. My mom sent me a quilt.
288
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:41,470
Verena, why are you so late?
289
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,472
You've missed an entire period.
290
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:47,710
You mean, I'm pregnant?
291
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:03,492
Where's my briefcase? Um, maybe you
left it in the faculty lounge.
292
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,429
That's impossible.
293
00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:09,598
By the way, sir, I'm sorry but I can't
go to New York with you this weekend.
294
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:13,426
Hmm?
Well, perhaps another time.
295
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:28,083
Good morning,
Mademoiselle Odette.
296
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,977
Comment Allez-vous?
Tres bien, merci.
297
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,023
Whose is this?
298
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,517
Oh, let's see.
299
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,541
Can you really order this stuff?
Miss McVane!
300
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:56,002
Oh, look!
This one has three speeds.
301
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,716
Call Frank Dewey in here.
302
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:04,787
So, where's you find
all that stuff, Verena?
303
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,222
I stole it
from my dad's collection.
304
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:10,192
I found his secret
hiding place last year.
305
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:14,129
He likes anything with
whips and stuff. Eew!
306
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,989
Guys, cool it.
The warden.
307
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,240
Sinclair and Von Stefan,
308
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:29,244
you will come with me to Miss
McVane's office, right now.
309
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:33,148
Verena, I wonder if you
realize how hard it is...
310
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,184
to attract male teachers
to Miss Godard's.
311
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,821
They consider girls' schools
the bottom of the barrel.
312
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:41,123
We certainly don't pay them
enough to alter their opinion.
313
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,627
So, we are fortunate indeed...
314
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,295
to have Mr. Dewey
on the faculty.
315
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:52,668
Yes. He's a very good lecher.
I mean, teacher.
316
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:57,005
There's some sort of conspiracy
afoot to discredit Mr. Dewey.
317
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,876
He is upset. I have no proof,
but my instinct tells me...
318
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,211
that you are behind
this little gambit.
319
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,848
What gambit?
Think of it as a tribute to your talents...
320
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,083
that I suspect you.
321
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:13,221
Oh, you're very smart, Von Stefan,
but mainly in the derriere.
322
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:17,292
Now, at Miss Godard's we try to educate
the mind and not the buttocks.
323
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:20,896
So, unless your smarts begin migrating
from your heinie to your head,
324
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,932
the next time you find yourself in this office
will be the occasion of your dismissal.
325
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,301
This is so unfair.
I don't even know what...
326
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,637
I have asked Abby to keep
an eye on you and to report...
327
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:31,530
anything she construes
as misconduct.
328
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:36,903
Yes, Miss McVane.
Abby, you may return to study hall.
329
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:49,291
Verena, when young people of one sex
are cooped up for too long in a place,
330
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:54,830
there is an unhealthy disposition
to plotting and cruel mischief.
331
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,199
I really think you'd benefit
from a weekend away from here,
332
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:02,638
yet I see that you've chosen to remain on
campus since the beginning of the year.
333
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,708
I know your mother is still in
Paris, but you have friends...
334
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,376
who would invite you
to their houses.
335
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,680
I love it here.
It's my home.
336
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,640
No, dear, it's not.
337
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,922
I'm sorry about your parents' separation.
Must have been a rough summer.
338
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:24,793
Do you want to talk about it?
No.
339
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,096
I mean...
it's an unfair world.
340
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:35,303
You may be right.
341
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,830
On your way out, please
tell Odette to come in here.
342
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,215
Odette, sit down.
343
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:52,788
Odette, I received a letter from your
mother requesting a weekend pass.
344
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:58,093
Yes. This weekend. However, your mother
happened to call this morning...
345
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:01,797
about a tuition payment and,
when I mentioned the letter,
346
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,867
she knew nothing about it.
347
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:10,338
Not a half-bad forgery.
348
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,865
I am referring this
to the committee.
349
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:17,880
Odette Sinclair,
the committee has decided...
350
00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:22,184
not to recommend expulsion
and give you a second chance.
351
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:27,089
However, you are grounded for the
remainder of the school year.
352
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,725
I would like to rebut.
You're not allowed a rebuttal.
353
00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:32,260
It's a filibuster.
I have the floor.
354
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:35,430
We don't allow that, either.
What is this, a junta?
355
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:44,731
♪ I, I who have nothing
356
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:49,077
I'm grounded.
I never leave.
357
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:52,347
You promised to help and
instead you made things worse.
358
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:56,051
Hey. We didn't
get rid of Dewey either.
359
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:58,854
You can't collapse because
of some minor disappointment.
360
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:02,190
You get tougher. In the
D.A.R., we have a saying:
361
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:05,393
"No more
little white gloves."
362
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:10,098
♪ I love you ♪ Come on.
Let's go out for a smoke.
363
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:14,336
We'll just have to organize some way for
Dennis to meet you here instead of New York.
364
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,873
Somewhere private where
you can do the dirty deed.
365
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,876
Is that possible? I'll
think of something.
366
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:25,948
I promise. But it's a waste
of my mental skills.
367
00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,050
I'd rather be planning
your political career.
368
00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:31,453
You shouldn't
be thinking about sex.
369
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:36,825
It's so trite. Come on. I'm supposed
to be thinking about it at my age.
370
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:41,964
Don't you ever? Why do you think my
brain is so swift and uncluttered?
371
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:46,234
Come on. There must be someone you like.
372
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:51,874
Alas, I lust for no one.
373
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,976
Not even you.
374
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,814
Tinka! Tinka!
375
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:07,422
Tinka, the wind calls your name.
376
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:11,459
And the pond, and the trees,
377
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:15,097
and the... pachysandra...
378
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:19,001
And the stars, and the moon...
379
00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:23,071
You! Pests! Go home! And the
vines... They all call your name.
380
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,040
Who's that? Tinka!
It ain't Gidget.
381
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:28,835
I'll call the guards!
You do that!
382
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,580
Snake?
Get out of here!
383
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:36,919
Tinka, come away with me, girl. Tonight's
the night we're gonna get introduced.
384
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,087
No! We gotta go!
385
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:43,992
Tinka! Tinka! I know what you look like!
386
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:48,063
Momo, are there
any Triscuits left?
387
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:53,068
No, Tweety.
Oh, I'm so hungry. My stomach is raging.
388
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:55,862
'Cause you ralphed supper.
389
00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:00,008
I'm gonna get some ravioli.
390
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:03,269
Tweety... Don't get caught!
391
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,854
What was that?
Someone...
392
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,972
Oh, my God.
393
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,240
Who's there?
394
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:34,609
I don't believe it.
What happened?
395
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,645
The ceiling has
caved in from the leak.
396
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,839
This... This proves our point.
It does not!
397
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:47,890
I think we're all making
a terrible mistake...
398
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,458
not to consult
the alumni and parents.
399
00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:54,620
We make a special appeal every year,
and we only get enough for Band-Aids.
400
00:30:56,455 --> 00:31:00,435
Eve Godard founded this school
because she believed...
401
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,505
that girls had a better
chance to grow strong...
402
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:07,175
away from the irresistible
domination of men.
403
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:12,414
She used to say, "We build them
up so you can't tear them down."
404
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,017
They come first here.
405
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:19,454
If we merge with the boys' academy,
the girls will come second.
406
00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:24,450
They shouldn't have to learn such a
bitter lesson at this crucial age.
407
00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,464
St. Ambrose is one
of the oldest and finest...
408
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,433
boys' prep schools in the East.
409
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,636
I have bailed this school
out year after year.
410
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:38,306
But if the board rejects
this brilliant proposal,
411
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,443
I will cancel my support.
Page.
412
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,279
Now, may we put this son
of a bitch to a vote?
413
00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:47,306
All those in favor
of coeducation.
414
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,991
Hurry up!
415
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,726
Guys, listen to what
Tweety just found out.
416
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,965
Miss Godard's
is going coed with St. Ambrose.
417
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:06,234
St. Ambrose Academy?
Shh! We're not supposed to know!
418
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,704
Next year! Why? It's a disaster!
419
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,007
St. Ambrose boys
are so cute!
420
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:14,709
Why can't we just... This is the
best thing to happen since Midol.
421
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:18,380
Boys at Miss Godard's. Oh, yeah. You would
just go out and greet them with open legs.
422
00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:20,548
Hey, guys. Now they're gonna have to
call it Miss Gonads.
423
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:23,242
Goldberg, Haines.
Back to your room.
424
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:31,350
Not another blessed peep
out of the rest of you!
425
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:40,368
The D.A.R. meets
tomorrow night after classes.
426
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,537
It's not going to be okay!
427
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:45,540
I'm not going
to get into M.I.T. now!
428
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:50,378
If I apply with a lot of boys from the same
school, you know they'll accept the boys first!
429
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,580
That's not true.
Yes, it is!
430
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,582
All I ever hear
is girls complaining...
431
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,519
how lonely and bored they are, right?
Oh, yes.
432
00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:00,355
Tinka, maybe. Not me! I
can stand a little loneliness!
433
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,391
This is a school! We're all
trying to get smarter!
434
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:07,329
If St. Ambrose merges with us, instead
we'll all be killing ourselves to be cute.
435
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:11,666
Right! Just imagine. We'll have
to wash our hair every night.
436
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:15,137
We'll have to sleep on rollers
till our scalp bleeds.
437
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:18,040
Then we'll have to get up at 6:00
every morning for the comb-out.
438
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,375
Your lungs will
be lined with hair spray.
439
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,810
Then, you need all this
equipment to push up the tits...
440
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,613
and blitz the zits
and spray the pits.
441
00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:28,150
She's right. Then-Then
you stagger into class...
442
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,752
and you look
perfect but you're exhausted.
443
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:32,787
You're too tired to even think!
But that's okay...
444
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:35,323
because the teachers,
they won't call on you anyway!
445
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,660
Also, you don't want to be smarter
than the boys. They don't like that.
446
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:42,397
So to wake up, you drink some coffee
at lunch but don't eat the food.
447
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:47,135
You'll be on a permanent diet! I'm not gonna
change the way I am 'cause boys are around.
448
00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:49,571
Oh, come off it, Tweety.
I've seen you at school dances.
449
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,340
It's like The Three Faces of Eve. You
turn into this simpering, fawning...
450
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,642
Verena. Verena! Wretch, and the whole
next week, we have to put up with your...
451
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,444
suicide attempts because your date
didn't like you! Verena, stop.
452
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:59,481
Shut up! Verena!
453
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:02,117
Now, you've done it.
Don't listen to her, Tweety.
454
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,810
That was really
uncalled-for, Vagina.
455
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:11,293
Look, Von Stefan. I know you like this
place the way it is, but wake up!
456
00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:14,629
It's not real life. Real life
is boy-girl, boy-girl. No!
457
00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:17,432
Real life is boy on top of girl!
Would you two stop it?
458
00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:20,268
You should know that.
Oh...
459
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:23,171
Look. It looks like this is going to
happen whether we like it or not,
460
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,108
so we're just going to have to adjust.
Yes, we're gonna have to adjust.
461
00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:28,543
Where would we be now if
President Kennedy had said,
462
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,646
"Oh, well, we'll just have to
adjust to living in the shadow...
463
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,282
of nuclear warheads on Cuba"?
There ya go!
464
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,318
They're just boys, Verena,
not communists.
465
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:39,587
Ha! I'm not gonna live in the
shadow of the hairy bird!
466
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,124
Well, that's your prob.
You're afraid of boys!
467
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,725
Order. Order! Oh, you'd be
afraid of boys too, except...
468
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,228
Order! You've got nothing
left to lose, Miss Tinka!
469
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,563
Prude! Tramp!
Truce! Quiet!
470
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:52,458
Come on! Have some ravioli. Oh...
471
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,241
Here's what I propose.
472
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,910
The St. Ambrose Choir is coming down
for a dance and concert in May.
473
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,348
Obviously, this is a trial
to see if we all get along.
474
00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,851
So, we must make
the boys look so awful...
475
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:12,454
the trustees will have to cancel
the merge of our two schools.
476
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,257
What do you mean, "we"?
Count me out.
477
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,692
You're in the D.A.R. You have to help.
Well, then, I quit.
478
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,651
Me too.
479
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:25,867
What about you, Odie?
480
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:28,336
Maybe it wouldn't be that bad,
having boys here.
481
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,239
I mean, it doesn't have to be about sex,
right? They can just be our friends.
482
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,842
Just like we're friends.
Friends? Look at us!
483
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:37,412
Just mention boys,
and everybody's a traitor.
484
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:40,648
So, are you going to stay and help
them with their nasty little plan?
485
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,842
Come on, Verena.
Don't do it.
486
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:53,285
It's pathetic. You all want to sell
out the school because you're horny!
487
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:05,873
Well, the D.A.R. is dead.
488
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:10,645
Long live The
Hairy Bird Committee.
489
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:15,983
Hear, hear! Okay. Let's get some
ideas for the St. Ambrose dance.
490
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,620
How can we put them
in a bad light?
491
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:23,391
What sort of boys would your parents
never allow you to consort with?
492
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:26,418
Okay. Okay, well...
493
00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:30,598
If they were drunks.
Mmm.
494
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,425
Or sex fiends.
Good.
495
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,536
Good night, Verena.
496
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,821
So what do you want this time?
497
00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:57,692
I need 20 pounds of sugar.
No problem.
498
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,027
And about two dozen
liquor bottles.
499
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,765
No. I don't want
trouble.
500
00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:07,435
I'm talking about empty bottles.
Ah. Okay.
501
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:10,438
Fifty dollars.
502
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:14,776
Tomas! Do I look
like I'm made of money?
503
00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:27,889
It's ready. Ahh. Good timing.
I need a drink.
504
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,828
Down the hatch!
505
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:40,568
Ohh! Whoo!
506
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,738
It's at least a thousand proof.
507
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:48,976
Now, try it
with some apple juice.
508
00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:58,920
Momo, you're a genius!
509
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,722
Keep going, men. Play defense.
Get ready for the bully.
510
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:17,405
This shouldn't be a secret. You should tell
all the others about the school going coed.
511
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:20,708
Throw the whole question into debate.
You tell a single soul,
512
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,645
and I'll tell Abby Sawyer
about your plans for Dennis.
513
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:28,115
I know what you're afraid of. You're afraid
they actually might like the idea, right?
514
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,453
And everything has to be your way,
no matter what anybody else wants.
515
00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:35,089
You're a totalitarian.
516
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:38,826
Come on, Verena, the school going
coed is not the end of the world.
517
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:42,988
You don't understand! You don't
belong here! You don't deserve it!
518
00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:54,075
Abby, your parents are downstairs.
Oh, okay. Thanks.
519
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,977
Have a nice weekend, Ab.
520
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,069
Bye.
521
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,163
What happened
to Abby Sawyer's hair?
522
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,867
Someone put peroxide
in her setting lotion.
523
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:27,542
They all hate me.
524
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,577
Nobody could hate you, sugar.
Page.
525
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:32,814
We'll be up in a second.
Sometimes...
526
00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,907
I just want to tear off all my stars
and be just like everybody else.
527
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,121
Abby Sawyer,
when you are at the top,
528
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:43,791
there are always jealous people
who try to shoot you down.
529
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,661
Well, you just pick up
your chin and you say, "pooh"!
530
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:50,865
Now, when we get home tonight, we'll
put a nice rinse on that hair.
531
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,536
Tonight? I thought I was going
with you now. Come on, Harvey.
532
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:59,006
We have a meeting of the Board of
Trustees, lovey. But I'm all packed.
533
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:03,435
Abby, in a couple of weeks you will
understand what all the mystery is about.
534
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:07,473
I can't even remember what they look like.
535
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,542
Anyway, I think it's important...
536
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,863
I'm here to see my daughter.
Tinka Parker.
537
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:26,167
Uh, dear, will you tell
Tinka her father's here?
538
00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:28,870
Tinka's dad's dead.
539
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:32,173
Excuse me. I think I left
my yacht running. Hee-hee...
540
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:35,710
Get the guard!
541
00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,712
G'day!
542
00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:41,583
The plan needs a final flourish.
543
00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,652
A dagger in the heart
of St. Ambrose.
544
00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:48,814
Do you suppose any of the boys in the
choir is related to one of the trustees?
545
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,028
Let's check the yearbook. I think
there's a list of trustees.
546
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,197
Uh, hello.
547
00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:59,967
Hello. Is this Mr.
Frost to whom I'm speaking?
548
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,137
Yeah. This is Mrs. Mortimer
Frost calling from England.
549
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:06,674
My husband has just passed
away and left an inheritance.
550
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:09,977
I'm trying to locate his heirs.
Are you, by any chance,
551
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:13,915
Bradley Stoner Frost, Jr.?
No. He's my grandfather.
552
00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:18,953
Ahh. And your grandfather is a member
of the St. Ambrose Board of Trustees?
553
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:22,080
Yes. Well, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
554
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:28,796
Yup. He's in the choir.
555
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,556
He's mine.
556
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:35,570
♪ Let me in, wee-ooh
♪ Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
557
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:38,229
♪ Ooh, wee-ooh
558
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,209
♪ Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
559
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:46,614
♪ Ooh, wee-ooh Wee-ooh ♪
560
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:50,284
♪ I can see the dance band
The silhouettes on the shade ♪
561
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:54,088
♪ I hear the music
All the lovers on parade ♪
562
00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:58,259
♪ Open up
I want to come in again ♪
563
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,928
♪ I thought you were my friend ♪
564
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:08,870
♪ Pitter-patter of those feet ♪
565
00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:16,143
♪ Movin' and a-groovin'
with that beat ♪
566
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:23,718
♪ Jumpin' and stompin'
on the floor ♪
567
00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:27,755
♪ Let me in, open up ♪
Let me in Open up ♪
568
00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:31,058
♪ Why don't you
open up that door ♪
569
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,596
♪ I hear music Let me in ♪
570
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,722
The master race has arrived.
571
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,804
Headmaster... Headmaster Armstrong.
Yes.
572
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:44,839
And this is Mr. Bert Chubb,
one of our housemasters,
573
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,842
and Graham John,
our choirmaster.
574
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:51,870
Uh, how do you do
and welcome to Miss Godard's.
575
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:58,052
We've got about 80 dollars
in the kitty.
576
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:01,022
It goes to whoever's date
has the largest set of nay-nays.
577
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:04,892
You must furnish proof. Our roving
photographer will find you.
578
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,729
Let's go.
Masterly.
579
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,928
And then there's the brown one.
She's the biggest one...
580
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:26,648
Girls, you have about 20 minutes
to show your dates around campus.
581
00:43:26,672 --> 00:43:31,018
Then, when you hear the bell, please escort
them to the dining room for an early dinner.
582
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,254
There will be a tea
dance at 6:00.
583
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,090
And then the concert
tonight at 8:00.
584
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,249
Come forward when
we call your names.
585
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,654
Schumacher.
Burgess.
586
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:47,192
Hi, my name's Charles.
587
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,867
Fanning.
Delacorte.
588
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,349
Winslow.
589
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,451
Goldberg.
590
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:07,855
Todd Winslow.
How do you do?
591
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:10,457
Theresa Goldberg. Nice to meet you.
592
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,860
We've got a winner.
I think we do have a winner.
593
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,189
Purvis.
Wang.
594
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,061
Hi.
595
00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:29,744
Frost.
Sawyer.
596
00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:34,115
Hmph. Miss Phipps, I was supposed
to get Frost. I signed up for him.
597
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:36,842
Abby, you changed the list?
598
00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:44,225
Verena, everyone has been
matched by height.
599
00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,327
You are too tall
for Mr. Frost.
600
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:52,299
You date is Mr. Bateman.
601
00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:56,904
I'm-I'm Conrad. Or you can call me Connie
or Darnoc, which is my name backwards.
602
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:59,464
Come on, Car Wreck.
603
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,818
Well, I think Nixon lost the election
because of his enormous jowls.
604
00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:12,820
You're terrible.
605
00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:16,423
I mean, the least he could have done
was put a brassiere on for television.
606
00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,960
Stop, please!
I'll burst!
607
00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:21,763
What size cup would
you say he was?
608
00:45:21,787 --> 00:45:24,799
Are you a soprano or an alto?
I'm a tenor but I can go...
609
00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:27,793
as high as an alto, because
sometimes... Excuse me for a moment.
610
00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,840
Oh!
611
00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:37,044
Oh, I'm so maladroit!
Oh, geez. Are you all right?
612
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,904
Can you ever forgive me?
613
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:43,141
Never.
614
00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:46,812
Better go change.
615
00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:50,157
I will be right back.
616
00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:53,160
Oh...
617
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:56,864
My name's Verena. Have you
seen the gym, Mr. Frost?
618
00:45:56,888 --> 00:46:00,358
Uh, Frosty.
Frosty Frost.
619
00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:10,411
Dear Dennis: Be careful no one
sees you when you come in the back way.
620
00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,914
You'll be safe once you
put on the jacket and tie.
621
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,273
Then everyone will think
you're a St. Ambrose boy.
622
00:46:18,543 --> 00:46:21,155
Don't forget to put
the rubbers in your pocket.
623
00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:24,558
If a guard stops you, eat them.
624
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:26,928
What an
extraordinarily attractive group...
625
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:29,096
of young ladies
you have at Miss Godard's.
626
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,398
Won't they look good
on the cover of your brochure?
627
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:34,101
Yes. Might encourage
enrollment.
628
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,303
Or we could redesign
their school uniform:
629
00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:39,874
Shorter skirts,
plunging necklines.
630
00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:42,233
Well, I...
631
00:47:17,435 --> 00:47:19,537
Are we allowed to be in here?
No.
632
00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:36,363
You want one?
Uh...
633
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:39,066
We could get high.
634
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:41,468
What, with aspirin and Coke?
635
00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:43,370
Come off it. That doesn't work.
636
00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,272
But did you ever try
Midol with Coke?
637
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:47,498
No.
638
00:47:55,941 --> 00:48:00,545
Wow, you're pretty vigorous.
639
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,385
These look more like Miltowns.
640
00:48:09,154 --> 00:48:10,888
I wish they were.
641
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:18,105
My mom, she
eats 'em like potato chips.
642
00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:21,175
She's exceptionally happy, but she
bumps into the furniture a lot.
643
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:24,478
Just like my mom. Where do
you think I got the pills?
644
00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:29,450
So they are Miltowns?
No. No, Midols... for cramps.
645
00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:31,718
Ah.
646
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,255
My ma doesn't get cramps
anymore, she gets subpoenas.
647
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:38,359
What? She and my dad are constantly
slugging it out in court.
648
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:41,695
It's a situation I don't like
being in the middle of.
649
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,399
I know.
It's not much fun.
650
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,293
Oh, you know what is fun though?
Codeine and rubber cement.
651
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:53,498
I can be a lot of fun.
652
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,978
No doubt.
653
00:48:57,002 --> 00:49:01,215
I have a reputation for being
sort of wild and loose.
654
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,943
You got... Co-Could I have
another Midol?
655
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,215
Thanks.
656
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,452
Would you like to come up
to my room later?
657
00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:20,067
Ah, you're allowed
to have boys in your dorm?
658
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:23,537
Of course not. But there's a secret door
I'll show you. You won't get caught.
659
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:26,173
Well I'd love it
if I got caught.
660
00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:29,643
Yeah. I've tried and tried to get
kicked out of St. Ambrose, but...
661
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:32,679
my grandfather, he'd just get
me kicked right back in.
662
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,350
He's head of
the board of trustees.
663
00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,352
Why don't you like the school?
664
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,654
I don't fit in.
It's...
665
00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:45,326
All the guys at St. Ambrose are
marchin' off the same cliff, you know.
666
00:49:45,350 --> 00:49:48,362
The seat on the stock exchange. The wife.
The three-point-two children.
667
00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:51,622
Yeah. The colonial. The collie.
Yeah.
668
00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:58,539
How you feeling?
669
00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:01,542
No cramps.
670
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:08,749
♪ Gee whiz
671
00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:11,609
♪ Look in his eyes
672
00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,523
♪ Gee whiz
673
00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:19,617
♪ How they hypnotize
674
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:24,131
♪ He's got everything
675
00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:26,300
It's been a long time.
676
00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:28,759
Yeah.
677
00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:32,530
You seem taller.
678
00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:38,069
No.
I'm the same.
679
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,622
♪ Gee whiz ♪
680
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:53,327
Verena, you may
not abandon your date. That's the rule.
681
00:50:53,351 --> 00:50:55,762
But Abby left him.
682
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:59,200
I'll take care of Mr. Frost
until Abby gets back.
683
00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:01,426
Now go and be a proper hostess
to Mr. Bateman.
684
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,805
Have you seen
the new science building?
685
00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:08,166
This is great. Every 15 minutes
I get a new date.
686
00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:12,746
Verena.
That's Hungarian, right?
687
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:14,748
But then it'd be, Verena. Excuse me,
688
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,807
See I... I have to set
up the refreshments.
689
00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:26,460
♪ I love that guy
690
00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:29,363
♪ Gee whiz
691
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,656
♪ My valentine So...
692
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:36,337
we're really gonna do it
this time?
693
00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:39,473
Yeah. I mean,
if you still want to.
694
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:41,575
Are you kidding?
695
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,334
Did you bring, um... Yeah.
696
00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:50,384
Bourbon,
697
00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,410
and, ah...
698
00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:00,694
Conceptive foam?
699
00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:04,431
Dennis, I thought you were going
to bring, you know, rubbers.
700
00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,891
This is something new.
The girl puts it in.
701
00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:13,574
Eew.
702
00:52:13,598 --> 00:52:15,466
I can't read this.
703
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,616
Okay.
Here's the diagram.
704
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,420
I think you have to
lie back with...
705
00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:29,723
your knees up to get it in.
706
00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:32,326
♪ Look out, Jerry Look out ♪
707
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:34,761
♪ There's a big bad bird
that's flyin' high ♪
708
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:38,665
It's good to see you.
♪ Twist that pony Do the bird with me ♪
709
00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:41,435
♪ Aye yah yah yah yah yah ♪
710
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:43,870
♪ Twist that pony
Do the bird with me ♪
711
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:47,274
♪ Aye yah yah yah yah yah ♪
712
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,776
Looks like this dance is, ah, going
pretty good, huh? She's lookin' at ya.
713
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,869
Are you gonna ask
that guy to dance?
714
00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:55,582
♪ Do the bird Do the bird ♪
715
00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:58,952
♪ Do the shimmy shimmy ♪
Do the bird Do the bird ♪
716
00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:01,388
♪ Do the bird Do the bird ♪
717
00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,690
♪ Come on we're gonna
♪ Twist and ride
718
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:06,593
♪ Pony ride shake and shout ♪
719
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,529
♪ Harder and harder
720
00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:12,366
♪ Hey, baby,
do the bird with me ♪
721
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,368
♪ Yes
722
00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:16,570
♪ Come on, baby,
to the sky up above ♪
723
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,740
Some libation, please. ♪
Yah yah yah yah yah ♪
724
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:25,512
This is special stuff
we made just for you.
725
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:28,873
If you want some more,
ask for the mystery punch.
726
00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:43,997
It's spiked.
Masterly.
727
00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:46,367
D-Did you guys taste the punch?
728
00:53:46,391 --> 00:53:47,925
Come on.
Let's go get some more.
729
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,743
Hold the applicator
firmly upright...
730
00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,745
and apply pressure downwards.
731
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:01,415
I am.
732
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,841
Did you shake it well?
Give it to me.
733
00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:19,990
Okay.
734
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,436
Good going, Dennis.
735
00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:35,606
Maybe we could get it in
with a spoon.
736
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,723
The girls would move
into this house.
737
00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:46,593
I want to inform you
that I was not born yesterday.
738
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,630
I know precisely
what is going on here.
739
00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:51,865
I beg your pardon. This whole
scheme was cooked up...
740
00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:54,601
by Harvey Sawyer
and his real estate buddies.
741
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,770
They want to buy this campus
for subdivision.
742
00:54:56,794 --> 00:55:00,807
This has nothing to do with me,
or with you, for that matter.
743
00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:03,009
The merger is a fait accompli.
744
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:07,948
We must forge on and look on the positive
side. There is no positive side.
745
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:12,719
With all due respect, Miss McVane,
I think you were born yesterday.
746
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:14,855
I fail to see any way...
747
00:55:14,879 --> 00:55:17,891
that Miss Godard's benefits from
an association with St. Ambrose...
748
00:55:17,915 --> 00:55:20,561
We have a rich
and very generous alumni.
749
00:55:20,585 --> 00:55:23,096
That should be enough for you. It's
a bottom-of-the-heap school...
750
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,932
for boys who are too dumb
or unruly to...
751
00:55:25,956 --> 00:55:30,027
I'll have to report to the trustees that
you and I are unable to work together.
752
00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:35,576
Of course, one of us...
753
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,402
will be removed.
754
00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:41,005
I apologize.
755
00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:47,478
Please forgive me.
756
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:51,482
Wouldn't you be happier
if you resigned?
757
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:55,420
I can't.
758
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:58,632
Miss Godard's...
759
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:00,591
is my home.
760
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:03,994
I know that feeling.
761
00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:21,655
♪ That your love's untrue ♪
762
00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:23,857
You're all done?
Uh-huh.
763
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,159
Come on, beautiful.
Let's begin the beguine.
764
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:29,696
Later, Car Wreck.
First, suck on this.
765
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,733
♪ But now you come to me
sayin' ♪
766
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,935
♪ Baby, I'm gonna leave ya ♪
767
00:56:34,959 --> 00:56:38,472
♪ And I'm beggin' ya this time,
darlin' don't make me believe ya ♪
768
00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:42,743
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't
769
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,812
♪ Baby, baby, don't play with
my heart ♪ ♪ Don't, don't
770
00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:50,140
Look at Tinka.
She's at it again.
771
00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:54,821
Do you know you can tell the way a
person is by the texture of the skin...
772
00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,657
on the back of their hand.
773
00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:59,059
It's very soft.
774
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,185
You're sensitive and refined.
775
00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:04,865
Ooh. It's rough.
776
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,900
Yeah. I'm callous
and unfeeling.
777
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,026
Get out, you.
778
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:13,640
Theresa...
779
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:16,209
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
780
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,168
Break it up, please.
781
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:25,586
Is there somewhere where we could be alone?
We could try the gym.
782
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:27,144
♪ Bring him to me Masterly.
783
00:57:28,613 --> 00:57:32,082
♪ Bring him to me
784
00:57:33,851 --> 00:57:36,997
♪ I'm asking God in His house ♪
785
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:39,833
♪ And the angels above
786
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:43,837
♪ To send me send me,
send me
787
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:50,110
Oh!
Poor Abby.
788
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:53,279
This is not your night.
Better go change.
789
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:57,107
You stay away from my date.
I am warning you!
790
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,822
Verena. ♪ My friends
all tell me ♪
791
00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:04,558
♪ Go to him, run to him What
is wrong with that Frost boy?
792
00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:07,694
♪ And tell him He's a
perpetual problem, that one.
793
00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:11,197
♪ He's all wrong Get him outta here.
Go! Go!
794
00:58:11,221 --> 00:58:15,569
♪ He's in my heart I know it
But it's so hard to show it ♪
795
00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:18,071
♪ 'Cause it's easier
796
00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,164
♪ Easier said than done ♪
797
00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,778
♪ My body's tellin' me fight
with him sigh to him ♪
798
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:29,049
♪ Tell him I would die
for him and tell him ♪
799
00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:33,219
♪ He's the one
800
00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:36,857
Come on. ♪ Although he gives me a
feeling that sets my heart a reelin' ♪
801
00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:41,194
♪ Yeah, it's easier easier
said than done
802
00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:47,992
♪ Well, I know that I
love him so... I know ♪
803
00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:04,685
♪ Hey, girl I want you to know ♪
804
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:08,813
I-I-I'll stop if you want me to.
Yeah. No.
805
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:14,585
♪ If you go ♪ Bye-bye, baby
806
00:59:16,153 --> 00:59:18,131
♪ And, hey, girl
807
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:20,901
Did you hear something? No.
808
00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:26,139
♪ Something deep
inside of me is going ♪
809
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:29,066
♪ To die
810
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,819
♪ If this is good-bye
811
00:59:38,843 --> 00:59:41,988
♪ No, I beg you, please
♪ Bye-bye, baby
812
00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:45,391
♪ Don't go away
813
00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:49,029
Masterly.
814
00:59:49,053 --> 00:59:53,734
♪ No, no, no, no, no
no, no, don't ♪
815
00:59:53,758 --> 00:59:57,938
♪ Don't go away ♪ Bye-bye, baby
816
00:59:57,962 --> 01:00:00,774
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
Just keep your mouth shut.
817
01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:02,976
Schumacher.
818
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,079
You owe me 80 bucks. We got the photos.
We got...
819
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,248
How big were the nay-nays?
They were like watermelons.
820
01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,283
No. No. I don't know
about that one.
821
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:13,353
Maybe more like kumquats.
822
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:16,422
Hey, who are you guys?
Want something, fellas?
823
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,615
Get 'em!
824
01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:26,266
What's the matter, Tweety? I'm fat
and ugly and I wanna throw up.
825
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:29,770
Hey, what happened, honey?
826
01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:32,839
I hate them.
They took pictures.
827
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:34,832
The pigs.
Who?
828
01:00:36,033 --> 01:00:38,635
Which one of you is Todd Winslow?
Not me.
829
01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:44,675
Is one of you Todd Winslow?
830
01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:48,679
Take it easy, fellas.
831
01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:53,359
Sir, I want to report
one of these boys.
832
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:57,263
You need a break from this
hormonal nightmare. Shall we?
833
01:00:57,287 --> 01:01:00,834
Sir, this boy, he did something
horrible to Theresa Goldberg.
834
01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,770
His name is Todd Winslow,
and I can't find him.
835
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:06,439
We'll call the FBI.
836
01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:09,133
Excuse me, sir.
May I cut in?
837
01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:15,305
Snake. How did you
get in here?
838
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,743
You're so beautiful
I could eat your teeth.
839
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,222
Where'd you get these clothes?
840
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:25,682
Ah, some preppy gave 'em
to me after I beat him up.
841
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:32,365
Todd Winslow?
You beat up Todd Winslow?
842
01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:34,324
Oh, you sweetheart.
843
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,796
Tinka in my arms.
I must be dreaming.
844
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:43,043
Pinch me.
I'll show ya where.
845
01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:46,980
♪ And be my lady
846
01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:49,182
Mind if I cut in?
847
01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:53,911
♪ Oh, my love, love, love You're attractive,
really. Nice jacket. Hey, get lost.
848
01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:01,427
♪ Day, it is so lonely Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
849
01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:05,398
♪ Yeah, now
850
01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:08,268
♪ Might forget it
851
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:12,062
♪ So blue
852
01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:17,377
♪ Time is all ♪ Verena.
853
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:20,947
You're not supposed to be awake.
854
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:24,150
I'm probably not.
Oh, rats.
855
01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:26,787
Couldn't you just
sort of... pass out again?
856
01:02:26,811 --> 01:02:28,879
I probably would if you kiss me.
857
01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:32,859
I have to go clean up
the refreshments.
858
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:35,929
Is this really your room?
859
01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:38,899
I wouldn't take you
for a Liberace fan.
860
01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:41,101
Love him.
861
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,804
Listen, I'll be right back and
we'll have us a wild time.
862
01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:46,206
I-I'm chilly.
863
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:47,965
Could you tuck me in?
864
01:02:55,873 --> 01:02:57,808
Hey.
865
01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,793
Who are those boys?
866
01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:23,043
Come on! We gotta go. We've been spotted.
Bye, honey.
867
01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:25,302
I can't leave you. I
know a place we can go.
868
01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:49,402
Come on.
Don't give up.
869
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:52,272
I mean, even if you got
pregnant I'd marry you.
870
01:03:52,296 --> 01:03:54,975
Why?
871
01:03:54,999 --> 01:03:57,911
I've imagined it, haven't you?
872
01:03:57,935 --> 01:04:00,938
Would we live in a colonial
with two cars and a collie?
873
01:04:02,006 --> 01:04:03,941
Sounds okay to me.
874
01:04:07,211 --> 01:04:09,880
Do you believe in centralized
government or state's rights?
875
01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:14,494
I'd just like to know
who I'm marrying.
876
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:18,198
I get the distinct impression
you don't wanna do this anymore.
877
01:04:18,222 --> 01:04:20,357
I just keep thinking that
you don't know me.
878
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,605
What are you talkin' about?
I mean...
879
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,564
What's there to know?
880
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:38,284
Hey.
Okay.
881
01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:40,544
Well.
882
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,583
What a convenient
trysting place.
883
01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:51,297
And right over our heads.
884
01:04:51,321 --> 01:04:54,700
Sir, ah... This is,
ah... This is my fault.
885
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,103
It was totally my idea.
886
01:04:57,127 --> 01:05:00,173
It's clear to me that she...
lured you here...
887
01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:03,276
Put you in a state of desire.
888
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:06,346
Oh, you're not to blame
for answering your impulses.
889
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:09,349
Ah, but-but, sir, she-she's...
890
01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:11,684
Young man, you'd better
get back to the dance.
891
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:14,254
Dennis, don't go!
892
01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:17,623
I would like to deal with
Miss Sinclair alone.
893
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:20,617
She is in a lot of trouble.
894
01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,732
Hey, Dennis!
How'd it go?
895
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:29,369
Come on, critters.
896
01:05:29,393 --> 01:05:30,995
Cozy.
897
01:05:33,197 --> 01:05:35,065
Much nicer than
those sterile conference rooms.
898
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:38,144
Go ahead. Get me expelled.
I don't care.
899
01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:40,037
And lose a gifted student?
900
01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:43,473
And yet you should be punished.
901
01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:49,322
I think we can come to some kind of...
private arrangement.
902
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,618
Get 'im! Get 'im! Who are you?
903
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,498
How would you like us
to dispose of him, madam?
904
01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:01,267
MR. Stop it! Stop it, I say.
905
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,303
Stop. No!
906
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:05,538
Three, two, one!
No!
907
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:09,042
Wait there for Miss McVane!
Jesus Christ!
908
01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,710
Fellas, please.
909
01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:12,669
At least throw me down
some clothes!
910
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,739
Here ya go.
911
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:20,077
Go stuff the big kielbasa, Mr.
Dewey.
912
01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:25,591
♪ You put your whole foot
in You put your whole foot out ♪
913
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:29,729
♪ You put your whole foot in
and you shake it all about ♪
914
01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:32,698
♪ You do the hokey pokey and you
turn yourself around
915
01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:35,601
♪ That's what it's all about ♪
916
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:38,038
♪ You put your rocket in
917
01:06:38,062 --> 01:06:40,706
♪ You put your rocket out
You put your rocket in ♪
918
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:43,543
Have you seen my date? No,
have you seen my husband?
919
01:06:43,567 --> 01:06:46,112
♪ You do the hokey-pokey and
you turn yourself around ♪ No.
920
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,448
♪ That's what it's all about
Excuse me.
921
01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:50,407
Did your date
go off with my date?
922
01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,044
Hey, put your whole date in!
923
01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:58,324
♪ You put your whole date in
924
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,294
♪ You put your whole date in
and you shake it all about ♪
925
01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:04,788
You're all just a bunch of...
dirty heads.
926
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,334
Ladies and gentlemen.
The dance is over!
927
01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,810
Excuse me.
928
01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:20,113
What are you boys doing?
Now stop this!
929
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:22,148
Calling it a night?
930
01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:24,484
Yes, Miss McVane.
Where is Verena?
931
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:27,387
Gee, I don't know.
Find her!
932
01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:31,224
You guys, have you seen Verena?
Is she up here?
933
01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:34,294
No. Miss McVane is on a
warpath...
934
01:07:34,318 --> 01:07:37,197
Hey.
Townies?
935
01:07:37,221 --> 01:07:39,432
Well, at least they're not St.
Ambrose boys.
936
01:07:39,456 --> 01:07:43,303
Momo, listen, I'm on your side now.
St. Ambrose bites.
937
01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:45,505
Then help me.
I can't find Verena anywhere.
938
01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:48,808
Okay. I'll look for her. Come on.
The concert's about to begin.
939
01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:51,644
Snake, wait here. Well,
you're gonna leave me...
940
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:54,447
She's sucking his face off.
He's the king.
941
01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,406
I'll be right back.
942
01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:02,388
Oh, schoolmaids.
Heaven is where you are.
943
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:07,160
♪ Me, may, my, mo, moo
944
01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:10,763
Are they all accounted for? No.
Five boys are missing.
945
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:14,634
Frost, Dinwiddy, Adams, Schumacher
and Todd Winslow. Well, find Chubb.
946
01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:17,903
No. No. I'll find Chubb.
You find those boys.
947
01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:35,221
Did you find Von Stefan? No.
948
01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,390
I even checked her dorm room.
949
01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:40,850
Something untoward is about to happen.
I can feel it.
950
01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:52,872
I better go.
The concert.
951
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:55,441
Well, what about me? I have
to get caught in your bed.
952
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:59,545
Oh... someone will
come along.
953
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:02,515
You could start screaming like
you just came into your room.
954
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,617
Well, actually...
955
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,576
this isn't my room.
956
01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:10,590
I knew you couldn't be
a Liberace fan.
957
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:13,259
I really gotta go.
958
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:15,461
But...
959
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:18,398
even after you're expelled
and everything,
960
01:09:18,422 --> 01:09:21,258
will you write to me?
Oh, yeah.
961
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,646
Psst.
Need to sober up?
962
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:36,316
Yeah. That punch
was diabolical...
963
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:38,551
and I need to sing my solo.
964
01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:41,645
Take a swig of this and pass
it along to the others.
965
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:45,858
What is it? Hair of
the bird that bit ya.
966
01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:47,617
Takes a few minutes to work.
967
01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:53,433
Psst. You know what you need
to sober up?
968
01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:56,336
Take a swig of this, pass it along to the
other guys... What are you guys doin' here?
969
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:58,595
It's time for our entrance.
970
01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:03,633
Pass this on down, man.
971
01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:07,447
She's not coming back, Snake.
972
01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:11,451
She's ditched you.
Dead on the road.
973
01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:13,986
But she kissed me.
974
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:18,558
Girls get very kissy right
before they give you the shaft.
975
01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:22,619
Yeah. Severance pay.
Yeah, you're right.
976
01:10:44,441 --> 01:10:46,376
What's...
977
01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:52,015
Outrageous!
They've all been drinking!
978
01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:38,595
♪ I dream of Jeannie
with the... ♪
979
01:11:55,512 --> 01:11:57,046
My dress!
980
01:12:20,904 --> 01:12:23,416
What do we got here?
We got briefs.
981
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,618
We got boxers.
982
01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:28,678
Boxers again.
Briefs.
983
01:12:30,113 --> 01:12:33,750
Cool tool. I'm a nature
photographer myself.
984
01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:42,167
On the bus, Cooper!
985
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,770
Don't you smart me again.
On that bus, young man.
986
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:47,473
Get... Oh.
987
01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:50,510
Frost, you wipe that smile off your face.
Where were you?
988
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,068
Headmaster.
989
01:12:55,672 --> 01:12:59,552
I hope you will discipline
this... human debris.
990
01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:01,787
Let me assure you,
991
01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:04,857
they will return
to St. Ambrose...
992
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,816
only to pack!
993
01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,890
Frank?
994
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,895
Who's in there?
995
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:36,145
Well, Frank,
996
01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:40,416
that about does it for me.
997
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:50,903
They're gone. I'd rather
be devoured by rats...
998
01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,005
than be in the same school
with Todd Winslow.
999
01:13:53,029 --> 01:13:55,207
It'll never happen now.
1000
01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:57,643
That was so brilliant
what you and Verena did.
1001
01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,669
God, where is Verena?
1002
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,807
Odie, what's wrong?
What happened?
1003
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:13,493
You understand why you
can no longer attend Miss Godard's?
1004
01:14:13,517 --> 01:14:15,852
Of course, the boy
will be expelled too.
1005
01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:20,232
Your father will
pick you up this afternoon.
1006
01:14:20,256 --> 01:14:23,168
We'll send your records on
to any school you apply to.
1007
01:14:23,192 --> 01:14:26,062
Mr. Dewey is leaving us
as well, if that cheers you.
1008
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:31,844
More tea?
No, thank you.
1009
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,937
Cigarette?
1010
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,975
Sure.
Catch.
1011
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:53,599
Quite a debacle,
the St. Ambrose choir dance.
1012
01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:56,168
Boys drinking liquor,
heaving up all over the stage...
1013
01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:59,639
I'd say they had too many
of your refreshments.
1014
01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:02,808
My refreshments?
I have no proof, as usual,
1015
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:06,703
but these events have a certain style I've
come to identify with your handiwork.
1016
01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:11,675
I did it for the school.
1017
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:19,158
I know, dear.
I wish it had worked.
1018
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:22,027
But the trustees are going to
hush up the entire affair...
1019
01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:24,329
and proceed with plans
for coeducation.
1020
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:27,667
I shall announce it to the school
before summer vacation. No.
1021
01:15:27,691 --> 01:15:30,226
Won't be the first time women
have had to marry for money.
1022
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,898
You betrayed us.
1023
01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:39,068
No.
1024
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:42,848
No.
1025
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:44,941
Miss Godard's was betrayed
by her own.
1026
01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:48,988
Year after year,
I've been on my knees...
1027
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,123
groveling to the alumnae
for handouts,
1028
01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:54,927
five dollars here, ten dollars
there... big spenders...
1029
01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:58,764
The men give generously to their schools.
It's a solid investment.
1030
01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:03,068
They're ensuring that a steady supply
of the nation's leaders will be men.
1031
01:16:03,092 --> 01:16:07,773
Maybe you women don't give because
deep down you know it's useless.
1032
01:16:07,797 --> 01:16:10,209
I might as well been teaching
needlepoint and gardening,
1033
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,936
instead of physics
and government.
1034
01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:17,617
Twenty-eight years of work,
1035
01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:20,844
just so I can kiss some headmaster's ass.
Miss McVane!
1036
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,990
You're right to be afraid.
1037
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:28,794
Because after the men plant their
flag in this school, they'll bury us.
1038
01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:33,298
It'll be subtle and insidious,
as is in real life.
1039
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:36,636
I may be at the end of the
road here, but you're young...
1040
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:39,963
and you have the talent
and power to lead.
1041
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:44,109
Don't stop the fight.
1042
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:47,246
Wherever you go, Verena,
don't give up.
1043
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,005
I'm counting on you.
1044
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,344
Good-bye.
1045
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:27,019
Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean
we have to stop helping each other.
1046
01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:30,823
I mean, we've joined forever.
1047
01:17:30,847 --> 01:17:33,192
The D.A.R. lives.
1048
01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:36,352
No more little white gloves.
1049
01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:41,758
Okay. Everybody out.
I gotta pack.
1050
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:52,335
I don't see how you can sit on a horse
if Dennis did his job correctly.
1051
01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,982
Dennis was a dead loss.
1052
01:17:57,006 --> 01:18:01,020
Well, you'll have the St. Ambrose
doofus population to keep you company.
1053
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:04,113
No. It didn't work?
1054
01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:07,292
The school's going coed.
1055
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:09,986
Miss McVane is gonna
announce it on Prize Day.
1056
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,867
It's over.
1057
01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:16,425
Don't be so sure.
1058
01:18:18,161 --> 01:18:21,330
What do you mean?
Never mind.
1059
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:26,069
Good-bye, Verena.
1060
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,949
Hey, I'll buy
your magazine, okay?
1061
01:18:29,973 --> 01:18:33,085
If you ever run for anything,
let me know.
1062
01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:34,844
I'll fix the competition.
1063
01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:37,847
Okay.
1064
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:48,100
Verena's gone.
St. Ambrose is taking over.
1065
01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:51,937
Next year I'm going to have to face
Todd Winslow every day at breakfast.
1066
01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:54,898
I want to retch and die!
1067
01:18:56,265 --> 01:18:59,311
They're going to pull down
our grade curve.
1068
01:18:59,335 --> 01:19:01,546
They're going to pull down
more than that.
1069
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:06,852
Ladies, it's time to put
on our thinking caps.
1070
01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:08,988
And that concludes our...
1071
01:19:09,012 --> 01:19:11,190
Prize Day ceremony.
1072
01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:14,359
I know you're all anxious
to get started with your summer,
1073
01:19:14,383 --> 01:19:17,362
but you must attend
final classes.
1074
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,531
And I wish you all
a happy vacation.
1075
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:27,330
Before you go, ah,
there is some important news.
1076
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:32,878
Indeed so important
that Mrs. Sawyer,
1077
01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:35,547
president of Miss Godard's
Board of Trustees,
1078
01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:38,383
is here this morning
to tell you herself.
1079
01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:44,890
Good morning.
1080
01:19:44,914 --> 01:19:49,261
I am very excited to be standing
here on the threshold of...
1081
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:51,496
As it were a new era.
1082
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,900
Next year,
this school will admit...
1083
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:59,071
For the first time...
Members of the opposite sex.
1084
01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:02,541
Specifically, Miss Godard's...
1085
01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:05,077
will unite with
St. Ambrose Academy...
1086
01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:10,115
to form a single school on their
campus in Stoneytown, New Hampshire.
1087
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:14,319
A letter was sent to your parents this
morning outlining the details of this...
1088
01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:18,057
Mother, no!
Quiet, please.
1089
01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:23,295
Our faculties will combine, but our
administrations will be separate.
1090
01:20:36,099 --> 01:20:40,045
Attention! Attention, I have
something to say. Everybody listen.
1091
01:20:40,069 --> 01:20:44,016
Just be quiet. Hey, listen to Odie.
She's got an idea.
1092
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,250
We have been gypped.
1093
01:20:45,274 --> 01:20:48,888
Some of you may think this school
going coed is a great idea.
1094
01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:51,223
Others of you
may think it's horrendous.
1095
01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:55,394
But right now the point is that the Board
of Trustees doesn't care what you think.
1096
01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:58,330
Did they ever
consult us? No.
1097
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:03,235
Did they ever ask us what we wanted?
No. No.
1098
01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:05,270
We're only a pawn in their game.
What is going on here?
1099
01:21:05,294 --> 01:21:08,340
They teach us self-government...
1100
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,509
and then they disenfranchise us.
1101
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,644
That's true. They teach
us to take ourselves seriously...
1102
01:21:12,668 --> 01:21:15,047
and then they act
as if we don't count.
1103
01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:17,049
Well, hey, I say this eats the big one.
We count.
1104
01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:20,509
Yeah. We wanna vote.
It's our future.
1105
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:27,192
They expect us to stand around
and be docile and meek...
1106
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:31,096
in our little white gloves
while they wield absolute power.
1107
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:34,390
Well, I say,
"No more little white gloves."
1108
01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:38,962
Let's hear it. Do you wanna vote?
Yeah!
1109
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,374
Then demand to vote!
Follow me to the dorms...
1110
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:45,144
and we'll lock ourselves in
until they agree to our terms!
1111
01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:48,647
Come on, everybody. Let's go!
1112
01:21:48,671 --> 01:21:52,317
What about it, Page?
Wanna give these kids a vote?
1113
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:54,643
Don't be absurd.
1114
01:21:57,113 --> 01:22:01,526
Anybody that doesn't go back to class
immediately will be suspended!
1115
01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:06,098
Abby. Abigail, you have
an insurrection on your hands.
1116
01:22:06,122 --> 01:22:08,333
Let's see how you handle
yourself in a crisis.
1117
01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:11,660
Mother, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
1118
01:22:15,131 --> 01:22:18,010
Now, girls...
1119
01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:20,579
Okay, now these go to
the parapet, third floor. Go!
1120
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:23,082
You call all the newspapers.
You call the New York Times.
1121
01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:25,717
You call Life Magazine
and the Herald Tribune.
1122
01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:28,620
My dad owns that. Really? Okay,
then you call the Herald Tribune.
1123
01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:33,625
Ladies, no vote is possible.
1124
01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:37,296
The decision of
the trustees is final.
1125
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,531
Will you please come out now...
1126
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,625
or you all face suspension.
1127
01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:54,479
"A voice and a vote.
Don't trust the trustees." What?
1128
01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:58,483
I want you to break through that
door and clear the building.
1129
01:22:58,507 --> 01:23:01,686
I don't care if you have to pick them
up and carry them out one by one.
1130
01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:05,190
In two hours, their parents will be
arriving to take them home for vacation.
1131
01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:09,161
In two hours, this situation
must be under control!
1132
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:11,754
Yes, ma'am.
1133
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:29,105
Out, or we start swinging!
1134
01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:34,043
Now, miss, put that down.
1135
01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:45,488
Vote! Vote!
1136
01:24:14,317 --> 01:24:16,795
Okay. Come on. Move it right
up here to the front.
1137
01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:21,466
No. No. You-You are trespassing
on private property.
1138
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:24,693
And I happen to...
Okay. I got it.
1139
01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:30,109
The board of trustees has sold
this school down the river.
1140
01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:34,579
They want us to go coed with the St.
Ambrose Academy,
1141
01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:37,749
which is notorious for
their drunken behavior,
1142
01:24:37,773 --> 01:24:41,186
loose morals and lousy singing.
1143
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,779
Tinka?
Tinka!
1144
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:48,893
There must be some way
to get them out of there.
1145
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:52,164
Well, there's tear gas. But they're
just a bunch of little girls, ma'am.
1146
01:24:52,188 --> 01:24:54,899
They are not just a bunch of girls.
They are Miss Godard's girls...
1147
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,869
They're organized! Well, we
could surround the building...
1148
01:24:57,893 --> 01:25:01,140
and come in from all sides, if you
don't mind us breaking a few windows.
1149
01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:03,275
Do it! Go on! No!
1150
01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:29,634
All right, girls.
1151
01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:32,471
Okay, girls, next to them.
1152
01:25:32,495 --> 01:25:35,598
Back 'em up. Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
1153
01:25:48,911 --> 01:25:50,955
Please. Please.
Please.
1154
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:54,759
Parents will please
convene in the chapel,
1155
01:25:54,783 --> 01:25:57,596
where Mrs. Sawyer
will answer all your questions.
1156
01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:59,664
Me! Marsha! Face
the music, Page.
1157
01:25:59,688 --> 01:26:01,900
I'm going into the dorm
to talk with the girls.
1158
01:26:01,924 --> 01:26:04,869
Ah, to the chapel.
1159
01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,839
Doesn't 75 years of history
mean anything to you?
1160
01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:12,735
You can't railroad this... Our bylaws
state that the board of trustees...
1161
01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:19,851
I know you all
feel left out of the process.
1162
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:23,379
But legally the trustees
can take any action they choose.
1163
01:26:24,647 --> 01:26:29,528
You have no rights!
And neither do I.
1164
01:26:29,552 --> 01:26:34,366
If you don't like their decision, all
you can do is not come back next year.
1165
01:26:34,390 --> 01:26:37,969
And all I can do is quit!
These are your choices.
1166
01:26:37,993 --> 01:26:40,839
It doesn't have to be like that.
1167
01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:43,275
We can amend the bylaws.
1168
01:26:43,299 --> 01:26:45,444
We want to elect our own
student representative.
1169
01:26:45,468 --> 01:26:49,348
We can do that right now. Then all the
students will vote on coeducation...
1170
01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:52,551
and it will count as one trustee vote.
They won't permit that.
1171
01:26:52,575 --> 01:26:54,786
Otherwise, we won't
move from here.
1172
01:26:54,810 --> 01:26:57,922
And we have enough canned food
to last us here for months.
1173
01:26:57,946 --> 01:26:59,682
We've got the ballots ready.
1174
01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:05,397
No, Odette. Right, everybody.
Please.
1175
01:27:05,421 --> 01:27:08,867
No, Odette!
Please! Miss McVane,
1176
01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:11,794
Miss Godard's gave us a voice so
now it's kind of hard to shut up.
1177
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:25,007
This is all rather new to me.
1178
01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,711
Carry on, Odette.
1179
01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:37,829
Now, this may seem
pretty simple,
1180
01:27:37,853 --> 01:27:41,800
but now it's time to decide how you
really feel about Miss Godard's.
1181
01:27:41,824 --> 01:27:45,570
Some of you may think
of this place as a prison,
1182
01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:48,840
some old-fashioned prude's idea
about keeping us out of trouble...
1183
01:27:48,864 --> 01:27:52,076
because we can't be trusted
to look out for ourselves.
1184
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:56,581
And you think times have changed
and we can hold our own with boys.
1185
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,950
So you'll vote "yes"
on coeducation.
1186
01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:01,444
Miss Godard's will disappear
like the dinosaurs.
1187
01:28:03,646 --> 01:28:06,691
Now, for others of you, you think this
place has brought out the best in you.
1188
01:28:06,715 --> 01:28:10,995
In here they give you the nerve to reach
into yourself and pull out your colors...
1189
01:28:11,019 --> 01:28:13,465
and wave them
as high as you can.
1190
01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:16,568
So, you'll vote "no"
on changing this place.
1191
01:28:16,592 --> 01:28:18,661
Because to you, Miss Godard's
isn't a prison at all.
1192
01:28:19,995 --> 01:28:22,698
It's a place to be free.
1193
01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:45,730
And the results of the informal
student vote are as follows:
1194
01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:47,732
For coeducation,
1195
01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:50,369
77 votes.
1196
01:28:50,393 --> 01:28:53,028
Against, 115.
1197
01:28:57,400 --> 01:29:01,546
And they have chosen Odette
Sinclair as their representative,
1198
01:29:01,570 --> 01:29:04,849
should the board of trustees decide
to admit one student member.
1199
01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:10,455
And, in addition, they want to help the
school out of its financial troubles.
1200
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:13,625
Each one of them, without hesitation,
has donated whatever she can...
1201
01:29:13,649 --> 01:29:16,060
from her personal
savings account.
1202
01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:19,731
I have checks here
amounting to $3,000.
1203
01:29:19,755 --> 01:29:21,866
Now, maybe that's
a paltry amount,
1204
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:26,571
but their generosity
just about broke my heart.
1205
01:29:26,595 --> 01:29:31,075
And I am sure that if parents and
alumnae follow their example,
1206
01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:33,612
we can solve whatever
budget problems we have...
1207
01:29:33,636 --> 01:29:36,415
very, very soon.
1208
01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:39,775
These are your daughters.
You can be proud.
1209
01:29:59,061 --> 01:30:01,830
You're in trouble. We're
going home, honey.
1210
01:30:04,467 --> 01:30:07,946
Yes, there's been quite a
turn of events. The main mutiny is over...
1211
01:30:07,970 --> 01:30:10,782
and the "rebelettes"
are going home.
1212
01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:13,175
And the president of the board of trustees
and her husband has resigned as well.
1213
01:30:15,578 --> 01:30:18,189
It's all far
too much excitement for me.
1214
01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:22,861
I don't know why you young girls have
such a great appetite for drama.
1215
01:30:22,885 --> 01:30:25,163
Still, I am glad you all stopped them...
1216
01:30:25,187 --> 01:30:28,232
From rushing
into this coeducation.
1217
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:32,637
In many ways, the old
ways are the best ways.
1218
01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:36,708
Oh, by the way, the Wheelwright boy
will be back in town for the holidays,
1219
01:30:36,732 --> 01:30:40,211
and I thought since his parents
and I are such great friends,
1220
01:30:40,235 --> 01:30:43,105
that it was high time
the two of you were introduced.
1221
01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:56,260
♪ Those cuties have fun can't
wait to get home ♪ Bye, Odie!
1222
01:30:56,284 --> 01:31:00,231
Bye, Momo. Bye, Tweety.
Bye, Odie!
1223
01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:04,827
Bye! See ya next year.
Odious!
1224
01:31:07,630 --> 01:31:11,099
Verena! We drove down as soon as
we heard the news on the radio.
1225
01:31:12,768 --> 01:31:14,779
You were brilliant.
1226
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:16,981
This is Frosty.
Hi.
1227
01:31:17,005 --> 01:31:19,050
Guess what? We both
got accepted to Chancery.
1228
01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:22,887
We're going to be going
there in September. Hmm.
1229
01:31:22,911 --> 01:31:24,813
Coed school will be
a nice change.
1230
01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:28,050
Excuse us, please.
1231
01:31:30,619 --> 01:31:33,297
You hypocrite. I thought
you said you hated boys.
1232
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:35,223
I know.
1233
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:41,072
But I've been thinking.
Perhaps they're like dogs.
1234
01:31:41,096 --> 01:31:44,266
If we don't take them in, they run
wild and they're a danger to society.
1235
01:31:45,968 --> 01:31:47,803
Verena, up yours
with a Breck bottle.
1236
01:31:49,872 --> 01:31:52,608
Bye, guys!
1237
01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,855
Bye!
1238
01:31:56,879 --> 01:31:59,223
Bye!
♪ Girlfriends for life
1239
01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:02,093
♪ Girlfriends
1240
01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:05,654
♪ For life
1241
01:32:18,934 --> 01:32:23,214
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1242
01:32:23,238 --> 01:32:27,952
♪ Talkin' about my
girlfriends ♪ ♪ For life
1243
01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:30,655
♪ Girlfriends ♪ For life
1244
01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:33,357
♪ Girlfriends
1245
01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:37,519
♪ For life
1246
01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:43,768
♪ The goin' gets tough
1247
01:32:43,792 --> 01:32:48,239
♪ We ain't no fluff Struttin'
our stuff with girlfriends ♪
1248
01:32:48,263 --> 01:32:51,610
♪ Shampooed and curl
Mascara and pearls ♪
1249
01:32:51,634 --> 01:32:56,014
♪ What's that word We're
girlfriends ♪ ♪ For life
1250
01:32:56,038 --> 01:32:59,050
♪ Girlfriends ♪ For life
1251
01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:01,653
♪ Girlfriends
1252
01:33:01,677 --> 01:33:06,090
♪ For life
1253
01:33:06,114 --> 01:33:07,950
♪ Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪
1254
01:33:12,821 --> 01:33:15,266
♪ I hear Stacy
went out with him ♪
1255
01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:17,669
♪ What, is she crazy
1256
01:33:17,693 --> 01:33:20,304
♪ There she is ♪ She's
walkin' kinda funny ♪
1257
01:33:20,328 --> 01:33:24,933
♪ Let's ask her
♪ Hey, Stacy, what's new
1258
01:33:28,136 --> 01:33:31,315
♪ Met a boy so sweet
1259
01:33:31,339 --> 01:33:35,820
♪ He took me out last week ♪
1260
01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:39,223
♪ For a movie and a dinner ♪
1261
01:33:39,247 --> 01:33:43,094
♪ Then we parked
on a dead-end street ♪
1262
01:33:43,118 --> 01:33:46,965
♪ He said I've got
a present for you ♪
1263
01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:51,135
♪ I thought my dreams
were all coming true ♪
1264
01:33:51,159 --> 01:33:55,006
♪ I closed my eyes
1265
01:33:55,030 --> 01:33:58,777
♪ I fantasized
1266
01:33:58,801 --> 01:34:03,047
♪ I held out my hand
1267
01:34:03,071 --> 01:34:06,017
♪ Waited for my big surprise ♪
1268
01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:08,219
♪ Was it a diamond ring
1269
01:34:08,243 --> 01:34:11,790
♪ Or a brand-new dress
♪ Perfume, I bet
1270
01:34:11,814 --> 01:34:13,792
♪ Well, can't you guess
1271
01:34:13,816 --> 01:34:17,061
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1272
01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:19,955
♪ A hairy bird
1273
01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:25,937
♪ What could I say
1274
01:34:25,961 --> 01:34:29,941
♪ So new to romance
1275
01:34:29,965 --> 01:34:33,878
♪ I looked up at his
face ♪ ♪ Don't look down
1276
01:34:33,902 --> 01:34:37,215
♪ I looked down at his pants ♪
1277
01:34:37,239 --> 01:34:40,785
♪ When a guy asks for
the proof of your love ♪
1278
01:34:40,809 --> 01:34:45,223
♪ Do you spit out your gum
Do you put on a glove ♪
1279
01:34:45,247 --> 01:34:48,993
♪ What are the rules
1280
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:53,131
♪ The etiquette
1281
01:34:53,155 --> 01:34:56,901
♪ All the things Mama told me ♪
1282
01:34:56,925 --> 01:35:00,238
♪ Are inappropriate
1283
01:35:00,262 --> 01:35:03,141
♪ Girl, what are ya
carryin' on about ♪
1284
01:35:03,165 --> 01:35:05,243
♪ Come on, talk English ♪
1285
01:35:05,267 --> 01:35:07,979
♪ Do I have to spell it out ♪
1286
01:35:08,003 --> 01:35:11,015
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1287
01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:14,309
♪ A hairy bird
1288
01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,991
♪ So, how big was it
1289
01:35:20,015 --> 01:35:22,393
♪ Well, smaller than a mailbox ♪
1290
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:25,063
♪ But bigger than one of those
little cocktail things ♪
1291
01:35:25,087 --> 01:35:28,499
♪ Was it long
♪ Well, pretty long
1292
01:35:28,523 --> 01:35:31,903
♪ But he's not
Vlad the Impaler ♪
1293
01:35:31,927 --> 01:35:35,907
♪ Go on Go on ♪
1294
01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:38,309
♪ Go on ♪ Okay
1295
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:43,447
♪ So, I thought
what would it hurt ♪
1296
01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:47,451
♪ One little bite
1297
01:35:47,475 --> 01:35:51,455
♪ But on your wedding day
1298
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:55,193
♪ You couldn't wear white
♪ Oh, no
1299
01:35:55,217 --> 01:35:58,129
♪ I jumped out of his car
like a comet ♪
1300
01:35:58,153 --> 01:36:00,832
♪ And I guess I must have
slammed the door on it ♪
1301
01:36:00,856 --> 01:36:03,067
♪ Look out, look out, look out
1302
01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:05,503
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1303
01:36:05,527 --> 01:36:09,031
♪ A hairy bird
1304
01:36:10,966 --> 01:36:14,578
♪ Everybody, have you heard
the word ♪
1305
01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:18,016
♪ She slammed the door
and she crushed that bird ♪
1306
01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:20,852
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1307
01:36:20,876 --> 01:36:24,046
♪ The hairy bird
1308
01:36:26,414 --> 01:36:30,094
♪ Everybody, have you heard
the word ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh
1309
01:36:30,118 --> 01:36:33,564
♪ She slammed the door and she
crushed that bird ♪ ♪ Oh, oh
1310
01:36:33,588 --> 01:36:38,460
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ The hairy bird
1311
01:36:41,463 --> 01:36:45,076
♪ Everybody, have you heard
the word ♪ Oh, oh, oh
1312
01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:46,835
♪ She slammed the door
and she crushed that bird ♪