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Once upon a time, there was a little
girl who lived near a magical forest.

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Whenever she went out, the little girl
wore a red riding cloak.

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And so everyone in the village called
her Little Red Riding Hood.

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One morning, her mother said to her,
Made it there in seven minutes! Oh,

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yeah! New record! Go cardio!

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Red, we haven't reached that point yet.

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Let's just... This is a porn movie, man.
They aren't here to listen to your yap.

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Chop-chop.

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Grim, give me strength.

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Red Riding Hood knocked on the door.

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She received no answer.

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Good morning, Grandma.

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So, she went inside.

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There lay her beloved grandmother.

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looking very strange indeed

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just

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go with it ma'am oh hello my dear

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grandmother you sound odd are you well
oh i'm

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an old woman and i haven't much of the
comb you see

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Come closer, my dear.

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This wasn't in the script.

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Oh, Grandma, what a big dick you have.

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The bigger, the better, my child.

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And scarcely had the wolf said this
before he was out of bed and

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copulating with Red Riding Hood.

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Who wrote this shit?

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ZULTAN! Woohoo!

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What have we here?

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The big, bad wolves?

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Big bad dick.

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How bad can it get, I wonder?

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Thoroughly bad, baby.

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I sure hope we'll see all about that.

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He's not even in her clothes.

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Oh, don't worry.

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The fun's only just begun.

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Come here. I got enough for everyone.

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Filthy mouth!

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Come on and stick it in our-

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page. Let's keep it going.

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You can't be serious.

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Please?

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And so it came that another wolf
happened upon the cottage and was

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immediately enticed by the scene within.

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Fuck this, I'm out.

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I am not anchoring, dude.

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Come on, man. Be cool.

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I'm the alpha here, damn it. Are you two
going to start fucking me or what?

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Jeez.

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Amazing.

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What's with the ball?

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It's not game, Mr.

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Church. Don't fight.

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Make sure you...

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Bye. Bye.