1 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:40,206 Five thousand years ago... 2 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:43,125 a fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King... 3 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,211 led a great army on a campaign... 4 00:00:45,294 --> 00:00:47,797 to conquer the known world. 5 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:13,382 After a vicious campaign which lasted seven long years... 6 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,135 the Scorpion King and his army were defeated... 7 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,931 and driven deep into the sacred desert of Ahm Shere. 8 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:47,166 One by one, they slowly perished under the scorching sun... 9 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:52,922 until only the great warrior himself was left alive. 10 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,014 Near death... 11 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:06,227 the Scorpion King made a pact with the dark god Anubis... 12 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,021 that if Anubis would spare his life... 13 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:11,691 and let him conquer his enemies... 14 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:14,443 he would give him his soul. 15 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:25,621 Anubis accepted his offer and spared his life. 16 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,194 Anubis gave the Scorpion King command of his army... 17 00:03:58,487 --> 00:04:01,073 and like an evil flood, they washed away... 18 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,451 all that lay before them. 19 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,047 When his task was done... 20 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:20,051 Anubis forced the Scorpion King to serve him for all time. 21 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:31,062 His army was returned to the sands from whence they came... 22 00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:39,028 where they wait, silently... 23 00:04:39,111 --> 00:04:41,280 to be awakened once again. 24 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,171 Alex? 25 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:23,090 What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life? 26 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,885 I'll tell you a story some time. 27 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:28,012 What are you doing down here? I told you to wait for us in the temple. 28 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,889 It's dangerous down here. 29 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,683 - But I saw your tattoo. - You saw what? 30 00:06:32,808 --> 00:06:35,269 On a wall by the entrance. There's a cartouche just like it. 31 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:37,688 With the pyramid and the eye... 32 00:06:37,813 --> 00:06:40,608 and the two kings and everything. 33 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,610 - Really? - Yeah. 34 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,780 Okay. Well, I'll be up to take a look at that in a minute. 35 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,366 In the meantime, I want you to wait for us up there. 36 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,368 Pick up your stuff, and I'll see you up in the temple. 37 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,331 Go on. 38 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,375 And what should I do? 39 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,877 I don't know. Surprise me. 40 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,463 - Build a better mousetrap. - Okay. 41 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,674 While your mother goes and desecrates another tomb. 42 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,690 Go away. 43 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:26,320 - Those are poisonous, you know. - Only if they bite you. 44 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,406 What was all that about? 45 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,200 Nothing. Alex wanted to show me something. 46 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,995 I swear... 47 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,497 the kid gets more and more like you every day. 48 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,833 You mean more attractive, sweet... 49 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,085 and devilishly charming? 50 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,671 No, he's driving me crazy. 51 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,548 Now, where were we? 52 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,551 Hammer and chisel. 53 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,433 All right, all right! Let's do it your way. 54 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,934 Thank you. 55 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,830 Ever since I had that dream... 56 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:21,209 this place is all I can think about. 57 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,504 Ever since you had that dream, I haven't had a decent night of sleep. 58 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,591 I feel like I've been here before. 59 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,718 I know I've been here before. 60 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,013 Evy, nobody's been here before, not in at least 3,000 years. 61 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,015 Except for these guys. 62 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,731 Then how do I seem to know exactly where I'm going? 63 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,248 Let's go. 64 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:37,034 Knock, knock. Anybody home? 65 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,206 You two check out that stuff, see if it's there. 66 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,169 I'll sort out the O'Connells. 67 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,556 If you move that fast enough, you can almost write your name. 68 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,392 I just had a vision. 69 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,729 It was like my dream, but it was real. 70 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,232 It was like I was actually here in ancient times. 71 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,776 Well, if you actually were here... 72 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,445 could you show me how to open this thing? 73 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,989 Hold this. 74 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,966 - Now you're starting to scare me. - I'm starting to scare myself. 75 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,928 What is this? Look at the state of this rubbish. 76 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,181 The Egyptians never had a clue. Look at that stuff. 77 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,642 It's all chintz and stuff. Look at that. 78 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,438 Cheap pottery, this. Ancient rubbish. 79 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,610 Jacques, something's hit me head! 80 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,777 Shut up, Spivey. 81 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,613 This place is cursed. 82 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,535 We do not want to wake the gods. 83 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,643 That's the emblem of the Scorpion King. 84 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,146 He's supposed to be pure myth. 85 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,149 No trace of him has ever been found before. No artefacts. 86 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,151 No archival evidence. 87 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,237 Maybe they didn't want anybody to find him. 88 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,322 - Let's open this. - Evy, I don't know. 89 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,408 - I don't have a good feeling about this. - It's only a chest. 90 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,494 No harm ever came from opening a chest. 91 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,788 Right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. 92 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,666 - Remember how that one went? - Come on. We can't stop now. 93 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,001 Just remember, I was the voice of reason here. 94 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,169 For once. 95 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,046 Rubbish. 96 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,340 Dreck. Chintz. 97 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,889 God, that hurt! 98 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,245 Hon? Let's do it your way. 99 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,057 The bracelet of Anubis. 100 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,359 I'll take care of this. 101 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,201 Oh, my God. 102 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,078 It's a bit late for that! 103 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,415 - Put it in your rucksack. - Let's leave it here. 104 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,043 - It's a bit late for that! - What's it say? 105 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,004 "He who disturbs this bracelet... 106 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,215 shall drink from the Nile." 107 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,008 That doesn't sound too bad. 108 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:06,614 Jacques is gonna make a nice fillet out of you, my son. 109 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,411 Spivey! Jacques! Let's get the hell out of here! 110 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,248 Come on. 111 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,102 This is bad, Evy. 112 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,396 - We've had bad before. - This is worse. 113 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,187 Mom? Dad? 114 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,731 I can explain everything. 115 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,636 The Book of the Dead gives life. 116 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,639 And the Book of the Living... 117 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,602 takes life away. 118 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,646 I thought that was my job. 119 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,442 We're getting close. 120 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,850 Did you acquire it? 121 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,172 We're getting very close. 122 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,022 We found him. 123 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,819 We found him! We found him! 124 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,046 Step aside there. Out of the way. 125 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,928 Imhotep. 126 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,972 It's him. It's Imhotep. 127 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,313 Now we must raise those that serve him. 128 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,607 Get out of my way. Get out of the way. 129 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,234 Get out of my way or I'm gonna shoot you in the face. 130 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,737 He means it. He shot someone before. 131 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,113 Give it to me. 132 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,241 The opportunity passed us by. 133 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:47,038 - We need that bracelet. - We need it before it opens. 134 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,835 Enough. 135 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,465 My dear Hafez... 136 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,468 I told you I should have handled it. 137 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,679 I did not want your past history... 138 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,389 to cloud the issue. 139 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,767 Don't worry. We know where it is. We'll take care of it. 140 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,436 No, we'll take care of it. 141 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,314 I have a different chore for you now. 142 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,483 Where is the bracelet? 143 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,276 It's on its way to merry old London. 144 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,572 Then London is where we must go. 145 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,801 I think the bracelet is some sort of guide... 146 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,970 to the lost oasis of Ahm Shere. 147 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,722 Evy, I know what you're thinking... 148 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,516 and the answer's no. 149 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,560 We just got home. 150 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,063 That's the beauty of it. We're already packed. 151 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,316 Why don't you just give me one good reason? 152 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,443 It's just an oasis... 153 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,780 darling. 154 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,867 A beautiful... 155 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,410 exciting... 156 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,037 romantic... 157 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,709 oasis. 158 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,921 The kind with the white, sandy beach and the palm trees... 159 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,048 and the cool, clear, blue water? 160 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,636 We could have some of those big drinks with the little umbrellas. 161 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,891 - Sounds good. - Sounds too good. What's the catch? 162 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,560 Supposedly it's the resting place of Anubis's army. 163 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,104 You see? I knew there's a catch. There's always a catch. 164 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,106 How did I know that? And let me guess. 165 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,817 It was commanded by that Scorpion King guy? 166 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,570 Yes, but he only awakens once every 5,000 years. 167 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,573 And if someone doesn't kill him, he's gonna wipe out the world. 168 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,618 - How did you know? - I didn't, but that's always the story. 169 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,621 The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere... 170 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:55,458 was sent by Ramses the Fourth over 3,000 years ago. 171 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,419 - He sent over a thousand men. - None of them was ever seen again. 172 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,505 - How did you know? - I didn't, but that's always the story. 173 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,757 - Did I mention the pyramid of gold? - Twice. 174 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,134 Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it. 175 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,136 - Hooray for him. - So did Caesar. 176 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,138 - Look what happened to his career. - And Napoleon. 177 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,516 Yeah, but we're smarter than him. 178 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,184 - Taller too. - Exactly. 179 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,354 - That's why we're gonna find it. - Because we're taller? 180 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,816 - That's why I love you. - Nice try. 181 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,214 Mom! 182 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,383 What do I do with this chest? 183 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,385 Sucker weighs a goddang ton. 184 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,637 Alex, watch your language. 185 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,347 Rather weighty, this. 186 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,152 Evy, that first weird dream of yours was exactly six weeks ago, right? 187 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,280 Yes, but what's that got to do with anything? 188 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,993 It just happens to coincide with Egyptian New Year. 189 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,080 That's right. What a coincidence. 190 00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,292 Maybe. 191 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,794 All I'm saying is let's be cautious. 192 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:34,098 If anything happened to you, I would never forgive myself. 193 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,330 You and Alex are the only thing that matter to me. 194 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,831 Well... 195 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,461 the Bembridge scholars have been begging me... 196 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,963 to run the British Museum. 197 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,775 Cripes, how do you get this thing off? 198 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,069 Have I kissed you today? 199 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,247 I hate it when you do that. 200 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,748 Why? 201 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,876 - Makes me agree to anything. - Anything? 202 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,009 Those knickers are not mine. 203 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,596 Jonathan. 204 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,099 Alex, behave yourself for five minutes, all right? 205 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,393 You betcha. 206 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,530 - Happy to be home? - Couldn't be happier. 207 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:15,074 It's the Year of the Scorpion. 208 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:17,201 - Neat. - Thought you might like that. 209 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:21,497 So I killed the mummy and his minions and stole his sceptre. 210 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,541 Oh, you're so brave. 211 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,585 And rich. Did I mention rich? 212 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,004 What do you think I'm doing here? 213 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,843 - Sorry, we must be in the wrong house. - You said this was your house. 214 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,469 - I didn't. - Call me! 215 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,765 - You're not Sheila's husband? - No. 216 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,477 If you work for Johnny, I was gonna pay him back on Tuesday. 217 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,771 I don't know any Johnny. 218 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:48,191 We are looking for the bracelet of Anubis. 219 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,027 Oh, good for you. Good thing to have, the old bracelet of Anubis. 220 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,820 Where is it? 221 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,615 Ah, you're looking here for the bracelet. I see. 222 00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:58,034 I have no idea what you're talking about. 223 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:01,162 Mr. O'Connell, you try my patience. 224 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:04,832 Mr. O'Connell? Hold on a minute. You've got the wrong ma... 225 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,501 That bracelet. Now I remember. 226 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,879 - I lost it in a card game. - For your sake, I hope not. 227 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,928 It can't be. 228 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:26,354 - Where's your wife? - My wife? 229 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:27,813 You mean Evy. 230 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:31,067 I think she went off to Baden-Baden or Tibet or something. 231 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,445 The girl's a free spirit. Did I mention I was single now? 232 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,412 Egyptian asps are quite poisonous. 233 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:45,915 It's downstairs. 234 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:51,712 There's a safe. The combination is 3-20-58. 235 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,130 393-something. 236 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,132 It's in the safe downstairs. 237 00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:56,801 I told you! 238 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:58,469 And your point is? 239 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:02,139 - I told you so you wouldn't kill me. - When did we make that arrangement? 240 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,570 Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties. 241 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,864 Well, when you're popular... 242 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:21,242 I'm serious. If you've lost that key, you're grounded. 243 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,328 I haven't lost it. I just can't find it. There's a difference. 244 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,248 Well, you better start finding it then. 245 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,750 I will, Mom. There's nothing to worry about. 246 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,545 Good evening. 247 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,675 Who are you? What are you doing here? 248 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,178 I'm looking for the chest, of course. 249 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:43,806 Give it to me now. 250 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,770 Get out of my house. 251 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:50,980 Whoa, Mom. 252 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,482 - Maybe not the best idea. - Alex, get back there. 253 00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,697 Definitely not the best idea. 254 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:02,116 I think it's time to yell for Dad now. 255 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,161 - I will kill you and take it anyway. - I think not. 256 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:10,374 Ardeth. What are you doing here? 257 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,460 Perhaps explanations are best kept for later. 258 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,128 Ardeth Bay. 259 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,214 Lock-Nah. 260 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,382 Hey, folks, knowing my brother-in-law... 261 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:20,635 he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him... 262 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,136 but this is my house. 263 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,305 I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment. 264 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,228 Shoot him! 265 00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:00,174 Whoa, Mom! 266 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,969 - Where did you learn to do that? - I have no idea. 267 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,226 That I learned from your father. 268 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,438 I'll take that. 269 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:26,659 Not bad for a Medjai. 270 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,917 Let go! 271 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,762 - What's in the chest? - The bracelet of Anubis! 272 00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:04,113 They must not get the bracelet. 273 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,990 Get it and get out of here! 274 00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,623 Mom, look out! 275 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,583 Evelyn! 276 00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:36,938 What'd you do this time? 277 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,190 I haven't done anything to anybody. 278 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,610 - Lately. - Come on! 279 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:06,217 Rick! 280 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:09,053 Look out, Rick! 281 00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:20,314 Dad! Dad! 282 00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:23,860 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 283 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:31,993 What the hell are you doing here? Scratch that. I don't care. 284 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,162 Who are those guys and where are they taking my wife? 285 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:37,165 My friend, I'm not sure... 286 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:38,749 but wherever this man is... 287 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:41,252 your wife will surely be. 288 00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:45,673 Hey, I know him. He's the curator. 289 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:48,301 - He works at the British Museum. - Are you sure? 290 00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:51,762 Better believe him. He spends more time there than he does at home. 291 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:56,142 Okay, you're here. The bad guys are here. 292 00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,186 Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess. 293 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:00,271 They once again removed the creature from his grave. 294 00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:03,608 Not to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that doesn't happen? 295 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:07,069 That woman with him knows things no living person could possibly know. 296 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,614 She knew exactly where the creature was buried. 297 00:33:09,739 --> 00:33:12,867 We hoped she would lead us to the bracelet. She obviously did. 298 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,535 Now they have it. 299 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,538 I wouldn't get too nervous just yet. 300 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:20,500 Is that gold? 301 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,502 When I stuck it on, I saw the pyramids at Giza. 302 00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:25,671 Then whoosh... straight across the desert to Karnak. 303 00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:28,674 You have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse. 304 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:32,345 You, lighten up. You, big trouble. 305 00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:34,347 You, get in the car. 306 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:43,314 I am sorry if I alarmed your son, but you must understand. 307 00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,274 Now that the bracelet's on... 308 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:47,360 we have 7 days before the Scorpion King awakens. 309 00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:48,820 We? What we? 310 00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:51,614 If he is not killed, he will raise the Army of Anubis. 311 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,742 - I take it that's not a good thing. - Oh, he'll wipe out the world. 312 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,078 The old "wipe out the world" ploy. 313 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,209 Whomever can kill the Scorpion King... 314 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:05,211 can send his army back to the Underworld... 315 00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:08,005 or use it to destroy mankind and rule the Earth. 316 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:12,260 They dug up Imhotep 'cause he's tough enough to take out the Scorpion King. 317 00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:13,511 That is their plan. 318 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:29,777 Alex, I got a big job for you. Stay here and protect the car. 319 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,196 - I could do that. - Protect the car? 320 00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:35,241 Come on. Just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid. 321 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,493 - I know. - Dad! 322 00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:41,455 If you see anyone come running out screaming, it's just me. 323 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:43,958 Maybe you should stay here and watch him. 324 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,418 Now you're talking. 325 00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:52,508 - You want the shotgun? - No, I prefer the Thompson. 326 00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:03,644 If I were to say to you, I'm a stranger travelling from the east... 327 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,646 seeking that which is lost... 328 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,316 Then I would reply that I am a stranger travelling from the west. 329 00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:11,027 - It is I whom you seek. - Then it is true. 330 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:14,155 - You have the sacred mark. - What, that? 331 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,657 That got slapped on me in an orphanage in Cairo. 332 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,285 That mark means you're a protector of man... 333 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:22,330 a warrior for God, a Medjai. 334 00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:25,291 Sorry. You've got the wrong guy. 335 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:11,295 Mr. Hafez. 336 00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:18,177 They found him. 337 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:54,899 Imhotep. 338 00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,520 Do not be frightened. 339 00:38:32,645 --> 00:38:34,939 I am not afraid. 340 00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:05,386 You know... 341 00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:10,016 a couple of years ago, this would've seemed really strange to me. 342 00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:17,648 Lord Imhotep will be much pleased. 343 00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:29,577 Where is it? 344 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,954 Where is the bracelet? 345 00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,957 I think I know. 346 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:39,253 At the very top of the gold pyramid, there was a huge diamond. 347 00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:40,755 How huge? 348 00:39:40,838 --> 00:39:43,758 It was so big, it would reflect the sun... 349 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:46,093 and wink at distant travellers... 350 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:49,013 beckoning them to their deaths. 351 00:40:09,158 --> 00:40:11,452 Get off! Get off! 352 00:40:15,164 --> 00:40:16,666 Oh, my God. 353 00:40:19,335 --> 00:40:21,879 You wait! I'll put you in your grave again. 354 00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:25,007 Our thinking was, not if we put you in your grave first. 355 00:40:26,843 --> 00:40:27,969 Burn her! 356 00:40:28,052 --> 00:40:29,220 You bast... 357 00:40:43,526 --> 00:40:46,070 - Open it! Open it! - I'm trying! 358 00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:09,802 - Hurry up! - Come on, come on! 359 00:41:11,053 --> 00:41:12,930 - You broke it! - Be quiet! 360 00:41:13,055 --> 00:41:15,975 If there's gonna be any hysterics, they'll come from me! 361 00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:01,729 Go, go, go! 362 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:20,331 Oh, no. Not these guys again. 363 00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:32,051 What are we gonna do? 364 00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:34,929 You're asking me? I'm only eight years old! 365 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:45,982 Honey, what you doin'? These guys don't use doors. 366 00:42:48,818 --> 00:42:51,070 Where the hell's Jonathan? 367 00:42:56,325 --> 00:42:58,202 - Alex! - What's the matter with my car? 368 00:42:58,327 --> 00:43:01,122 I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation. 369 00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:03,291 - A double-decker bus? - It was his idea. 370 00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:04,542 - Was not! - Was too! 371 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,711 - Just go! - It was too! 372 00:43:22,351 --> 00:43:24,937 No, not my car! 373 00:43:29,108 --> 00:43:31,402 Oh, I hate mummies. 374 00:43:31,527 --> 00:43:34,906 - Glad to see me now? - Just like old times, huh? 375 00:45:14,463 --> 00:45:15,756 Turn, turn! 376 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,027 No! Get out of the way! 377 00:46:05,598 --> 00:46:07,183 Look out! 378 00:47:09,829 --> 00:47:12,123 Great driving, Uncle Jon. 379 00:47:12,248 --> 00:47:13,583 Yeah. 380 00:47:19,672 --> 00:47:21,465 You all right? 381 00:47:21,591 --> 00:47:24,635 This was my first bus ride. 382 00:47:31,851 --> 00:47:35,396 - What would I do without you? - Are all librarians this much trouble? 383 00:47:35,521 --> 00:47:36,981 Jeez, get a room. 384 00:47:50,870 --> 00:47:52,246 Let me go! 385 00:47:52,371 --> 00:47:53,789 Silence! 386 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:57,001 Stop! 387 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:44,358 Please do not fear for your son, my friends. 388 00:49:44,484 --> 00:49:47,028 They cannot hurt him, for he wears the bracelet of Anubis. 389 00:49:48,321 --> 00:49:49,864 Alex is wearing the bracelet? 390 00:49:49,989 --> 00:49:53,075 When he put it on, he said he saw the pyramids at Giza, the temple at Karnak. 391 00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:56,579 At Karnak, the bracelet will show him the next step of the journey. 392 00:49:58,164 --> 00:50:02,168 If we don't get to Karnak before them, we won't know where to look for him. 393 00:50:02,251 --> 00:50:04,212 Seems to me... 394 00:50:04,337 --> 00:50:06,506 like we need a magic carpet. 395 00:50:25,191 --> 00:50:27,985 When Lord Imhotep last encountered the O'Connells... 396 00:50:28,110 --> 00:50:31,572 they sent his immortal soul to the Underworld. 397 00:50:31,697 --> 00:50:35,284 As powerful as he will become, he is still vulnerable. 398 00:50:35,368 --> 00:50:38,913 Only with the Army of Anubis will he be invincible. 399 00:50:40,206 --> 00:50:42,458 He will need your help. 400 00:50:45,878 --> 00:50:47,672 Keep this with you always. 401 00:50:49,799 --> 00:50:52,134 The Book of the Dead! 402 00:50:52,218 --> 00:50:54,720 What a bright little child. 403 00:50:56,055 --> 00:50:58,766 Your mother must be missing you terribly. 404 00:50:58,891 --> 00:51:01,269 If you wish to see her again, you'd better behave. 405 00:51:01,394 --> 00:51:03,855 Lady, I don't behave for my parents. 406 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,982 What makes you think I'm going to do it for you? 407 00:51:06,065 --> 00:51:07,150 Silence! 408 00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:11,612 Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed... 409 00:51:11,737 --> 00:51:13,865 while you were sleeping. 410 00:51:14,657 --> 00:51:16,784 Lord Imhotep wishes to meet the boy. 411 00:51:17,577 --> 00:51:21,497 Now we shall see how brave you are. 412 00:51:21,581 --> 00:51:24,917 Hey, watch the suit. 413 00:51:25,001 --> 00:51:26,836 Ow! Me fingers. 414 00:51:28,171 --> 00:51:29,964 Nice. 415 00:51:33,176 --> 00:51:34,343 Very nice. 416 00:51:34,427 --> 00:51:36,470 Did you acquire what we asked? 417 00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:40,725 We acquired it, all right. You know what? 418 00:51:40,850 --> 00:51:44,812 We had to kill two of those guards at the mausoleum to acquire it. 419 00:51:44,937 --> 00:51:46,314 This chest is cursed. 420 00:51:48,941 --> 00:51:50,985 It says there is one... 421 00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:52,487 the undead... 422 00:51:52,612 --> 00:51:54,989 who will kill all those who open this chest. 423 00:51:55,114 --> 00:51:59,076 Yes, and the creature will suck them dry then become whole again. 424 00:51:59,202 --> 00:52:00,995 We've all heard this story before. 425 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,832 Yeah, but I heard the Yanks who found it nine years ago all died. 426 00:52:04,957 --> 00:52:07,126 Horrible deaths, they were. 427 00:52:07,210 --> 00:52:09,378 - So with that in mind... - We want ten. 428 00:52:10,046 --> 00:52:11,506 Quiet! 429 00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:16,302 The agreement was for five. 430 00:52:16,385 --> 00:52:19,222 Well, we want ten or we'll take it elsewhere. 431 00:52:19,305 --> 00:52:21,849 - If you... - Ten will be just fine. 432 00:52:21,974 --> 00:52:23,351 Follow me, gentlemen. 433 00:52:25,645 --> 00:52:27,063 Get in. 434 00:52:49,168 --> 00:52:51,045 It is you who are the chosen one... 435 00:52:51,170 --> 00:52:55,007 you who will take me to Ahm Shere. 436 00:52:55,091 --> 00:52:59,262 What if I don't? What if I get a little lost? 437 00:53:01,430 --> 00:53:04,100 You have strength, little one. 438 00:53:04,851 --> 00:53:09,188 You are your father's son, but I know something you don't. 439 00:53:09,939 --> 00:53:11,858 This bracelet is a gift... 440 00:53:12,692 --> 00:53:14,861 and a curse. 441 00:53:14,944 --> 00:53:17,363 The sands of time... 442 00:53:17,446 --> 00:53:20,116 have already begun to pour against you. 443 00:53:24,203 --> 00:53:26,247 Yeah, I already heard this part. 444 00:53:26,372 --> 00:53:28,416 From the minute I put the bracelet on... 445 00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:31,085 seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up. 446 00:53:31,210 --> 00:53:33,546 Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid... 447 00:53:33,629 --> 00:53:36,090 before the sun strikes it on that very morning... 448 00:53:36,215 --> 00:53:39,677 that the bracelet will suck the life out of you? 449 00:53:39,802 --> 00:53:41,679 That part I missed. 450 00:53:41,804 --> 00:53:45,016 Hey, wait a minute. That means I've only got five days left. 451 00:53:45,141 --> 00:53:49,353 Then I believe it will be best if we do not get lost, don't you? 452 00:53:49,479 --> 00:53:53,149 My dad is going to kick your ass. 453 00:54:00,072 --> 00:54:02,033 I do not think so. 454 00:54:06,746 --> 00:54:10,791 In here, gentlemen, you shall receive your just rewards. 455 00:54:10,917 --> 00:54:13,085 No tricks now, woman. 456 00:54:13,169 --> 00:54:15,630 We're not givin' up this chest till we're satisfied. 457 00:54:15,755 --> 00:54:19,217 Don't worry. There is much satisfaction to be had. 458 00:54:28,267 --> 00:54:29,727 What's going on? 459 00:54:34,273 --> 00:54:38,069 This place is cursed. 460 00:54:38,194 --> 00:54:42,114 - What is it with you and curses? - He ain't happy without a good curse. 461 00:54:42,198 --> 00:54:44,784 "This is cursed. That is cursed." 462 00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:46,911 Give it a rest, will ya? 463 00:54:49,789 --> 00:54:51,499 Christ! 464 00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:03,636 He wants you to open the chest. Open the chest! 465 00:55:26,492 --> 00:55:27,785 Where'd he go? 466 00:55:27,910 --> 00:55:29,787 Where'd he go? 467 00:56:18,628 --> 00:56:22,006 - This is the magic carpet? - It'll be fine. He's a professional. 468 00:56:24,717 --> 00:56:25,968 Izzy! 469 00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:33,684 He definitely remembers you. 470 00:56:33,809 --> 00:56:36,229 He's a little shy. Jonathan, get our bags. 471 00:56:36,312 --> 00:56:39,273 - Oh, my hands are full. - Now. 472 00:56:39,398 --> 00:56:41,734 - Right. I'll get the bags. - I'll deal with the flight details. 473 00:56:43,402 --> 00:56:46,697 - Honey, you're not a subtle man. - We don't have time for subtle. 474 00:56:49,575 --> 00:56:51,744 Izzy, come here. 475 00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:55,832 - Doesn't look happy to see you. - Never turned me down yet. 476 00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:58,709 Whatever it is, whatever you need, I don't care. Forget it, O'Connell. 477 00:56:58,835 --> 00:57:00,878 Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. 478 00:57:01,003 --> 00:57:04,549 Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass. 479 00:57:04,674 --> 00:57:07,802 - Remember that bank job in Marrakesh? - Bank job? 480 00:57:07,927 --> 00:57:11,180 - It's not like it sounds. - It's exactly how it sounds. 481 00:57:11,264 --> 00:57:13,516 I'm flying high, hiding in the sun. 482 00:57:13,599 --> 00:57:16,519 The white boy here flags me down, so I fly in low for the pick-up. 483 00:57:16,602 --> 00:57:18,729 The next thing you know, I get shot. 484 00:57:18,855 --> 00:57:21,107 I'm lying in the middle of the road with my spleen hanging out... 485 00:57:21,190 --> 00:57:24,318 and I see him waltzing up with some belly dancer girl. 486 00:57:24,443 --> 00:57:26,404 Belly dancer girl? 487 00:57:26,529 --> 00:57:28,990 - Izzy, I think you and I should talk. - As long as I don't get shot. 488 00:57:29,115 --> 00:57:31,951 Quit your whining. You're gonna get paid this time. 489 00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:37,582 Have you looked around here any? What do I need money for? 490 00:57:37,707 --> 00:57:40,084 What the hell am I gonna spend it on? 491 00:57:40,209 --> 00:57:42,879 I'm gonna keep this short. My little boy's out there. 492 00:57:42,962 --> 00:57:45,256 I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get him back. 493 00:57:53,055 --> 00:57:55,057 If you give me that gold stick, you can shave my head... 494 00:57:55,141 --> 00:57:57,268 wax my legs and use me for a surfboard. 495 00:57:58,478 --> 00:58:00,980 Didn't we do that in Tripoli? 496 00:58:01,063 --> 00:58:04,233 Say, by the way, when did you lose your eye? 497 00:58:05,651 --> 00:58:08,821 I didn't. I just thought it made me look more dashing. 498 00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:12,658 Come on. Get to work. 499 00:58:13,743 --> 00:58:17,330 - You're not catching me at my best. - Oh, I'm sure I am. 500 00:58:25,338 --> 00:58:28,299 I knew it. I'm gonna get shot. 501 00:58:29,258 --> 00:58:31,928 These are the commanders of the 12 tribes of the Medjai. 502 00:58:33,346 --> 00:58:34,931 Horus. 503 00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:41,813 Pet bird. 504 00:58:41,938 --> 00:58:43,606 My best and most clever friend. 505 00:58:43,689 --> 00:58:46,609 He will let the commanders know of our progress so that they may follow. 506 00:59:04,794 --> 00:59:06,879 If the Army of Anubis arises... 507 00:59:08,297 --> 00:59:11,467 they will do all they can to stop it. 508 00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:15,096 - Are you sure Izzy is reliable? - Yeah, he's reliable-ish. 509 00:59:20,977 --> 00:59:23,938 - Isn't she beautiful? - It's a balloon. 510 00:59:24,063 --> 00:59:25,773 It's a dirigible. 511 00:59:25,898 --> 00:59:28,901 - Where's your airplane? - Airplanes are a thing of the past. 512 00:59:28,985 --> 00:59:31,237 - Izzy, you were right. - I was? 513 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,114 Yeah, you're gonna get shot. 514 00:59:34,073 --> 00:59:36,117 She's faster than she looks. 515 00:59:36,242 --> 00:59:37,827 And she's real quiet. 516 00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:41,914 Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. 517 00:59:41,998 --> 00:59:44,041 Unless, of course, we go with your approach... 518 00:59:44,167 --> 00:59:47,587 barging in face first, guns blazing, gettin' your friends shot in the ass. 519 00:59:50,590 --> 00:59:53,551 Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground? 520 01:00:39,889 --> 01:00:43,768 O'Connell does not want to believe, but he flies like Horus to his destiny. 521 01:00:43,893 --> 01:00:47,730 Yes, very interesting. Tell me more about this gold pyramid. 522 01:00:47,814 --> 01:00:50,441 It is written that since the time of the Scorpion King... 523 01:00:50,566 --> 01:00:53,736 no man who has laid eyes upon it has ever returned to tell the tale. 524 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:56,447 Where is all this stuff written? Hello! 525 01:00:58,741 --> 01:01:00,159 Got it. 526 01:01:05,414 --> 01:01:07,083 Pretty nice, eh? 527 01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:09,460 This is all I have left in the world. 528 01:01:09,585 --> 01:01:11,587 The rest of my fortune was lost... 529 01:01:11,671 --> 01:01:14,131 to some rather unscrupulous characters, actually. 530 01:01:14,257 --> 01:01:17,802 If the curator reacted the way you say, it must be very important. 531 01:01:17,927 --> 01:01:20,263 If I were you, I would keep it close. 532 01:01:20,346 --> 01:01:23,975 My friend, the gods couldn't take this away from me. 533 01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:25,685 - That's mine. - No, it's not! 534 01:01:28,271 --> 01:01:30,940 Keep your hands off it. 535 01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:42,493 I want him back, Rick. 536 01:01:42,618 --> 01:01:44,662 I want him in my arms. 537 01:01:44,787 --> 01:01:46,164 I know. 538 01:01:48,207 --> 01:01:50,126 We taught him well. 539 01:01:51,294 --> 01:01:53,129 He's smarter than you. 540 01:01:54,213 --> 01:01:56,132 He's tougher than me. 541 01:01:56,215 --> 01:01:58,801 - I love him so much, I just can't... - I know. We both do. 542 01:01:58,885 --> 01:02:00,678 Alex knows that. 543 01:02:02,638 --> 01:02:04,682 I'll get him back, Evy. I promise. 544 01:02:04,807 --> 01:02:06,726 I know you will. 545 01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:36,297 - Are we there yet? - No. 546 01:02:48,518 --> 01:02:51,020 That was amazing. Perfect aim. 547 01:02:51,103 --> 01:02:54,106 What are you talking about? 548 01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:55,483 I missed. 549 01:03:04,033 --> 01:03:05,993 I have to go to the bathroom. 550 01:03:37,066 --> 01:03:39,026 Make it quick. 551 01:03:45,658 --> 01:03:46,742 Hurry up. 552 01:03:50,746 --> 01:03:52,915 - Hey, reading material! - Now! 553 01:03:58,171 --> 01:04:01,007 I can't go when someone's watching. 554 01:04:03,092 --> 01:04:05,761 I don't trust you. You'll look. 555 01:04:14,437 --> 01:04:15,855 Darn! 556 01:04:19,525 --> 01:04:21,068 Oh, my God! 557 01:04:21,194 --> 01:04:24,405 Doesn't anyone around here know how to flush a toilet? 558 01:05:24,340 --> 01:05:26,050 Karnak. 559 01:06:06,465 --> 01:06:09,969 If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future. 560 01:06:10,052 --> 01:06:11,429 Look... 561 01:06:11,554 --> 01:06:15,808 even if I was some sort of sacred Medjai... 562 01:06:15,892 --> 01:06:17,810 what good does that do me now? 563 01:06:17,894 --> 01:06:20,021 It is the missing piece of your heart. 564 01:06:20,146 --> 01:06:23,941 If you embrace it and accept it, you can do anything. 565 01:06:24,066 --> 01:06:25,568 Sounds great. 566 01:06:25,651 --> 01:06:28,696 Listen, what can we expect from our old friend Imhotep? 567 01:06:29,489 --> 01:06:31,449 His powers are returning quickly. 568 01:06:31,574 --> 01:06:35,119 When he reaches Ahm Shere, even the Scorpion King won't be able to stop him. 569 01:12:35,188 --> 01:12:38,983 Evy, I know you haven't been yourself lately with these dreams and visions... 570 01:12:39,108 --> 01:12:41,777 No, they're memories from my previous life. 571 01:12:41,861 --> 01:12:44,655 Honestly, I'm not losing my mind. It all makes perfect sense now. 572 01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:47,325 - That's why we found the bracelet? - Exactly. 573 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:50,495 - I was its protector. - Now do you believe, my friend? 574 01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:52,914 Clearly, you were destined to protect this woman. 575 01:12:53,039 --> 01:12:56,167 Right. She's a reincarnated princess, and I'm a warrior for God. 576 01:12:56,292 --> 01:13:00,338 Your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. 577 01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:03,216 This was all preordained thousands of years ago. 578 01:13:03,299 --> 01:13:04,967 And how does the story end? 579 01:13:05,051 --> 01:13:07,720 Only the journey's written, not the destination. 580 01:13:07,804 --> 01:13:08,888 Convenient. 581 01:13:08,971 --> 01:13:11,015 How else do you explain Evy's visions? 582 01:13:11,098 --> 01:13:13,893 That it is your son who wears the bracelet? 583 01:13:13,976 --> 01:13:16,646 - How do you explain your mark? - Coincidence. 584 01:13:16,771 --> 01:13:21,025 My friend, there is a fine line between coincidence and fate. 585 01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:43,130 Don't even think about it. 586 01:13:47,176 --> 01:13:49,762 Hold on there, partner. 587 01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:54,892 When the time comes... 588 01:13:55,017 --> 01:13:58,729 I shall truly enjoy killing you. 589 01:13:59,605 --> 01:14:02,066 But until that time... 590 01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:05,153 you'd better be a little nicer to me. 591 01:14:05,278 --> 01:14:07,446 Now, where's my water? 592 01:14:11,701 --> 01:14:13,119 No ice? 593 01:14:17,748 --> 01:14:19,667 Make sure he doesn't move! 594 01:14:50,072 --> 01:14:52,533 They've gone. We've lost them. 595 01:15:18,810 --> 01:15:21,270 Alex left us his tie... 596 01:15:21,395 --> 01:15:25,191 and he made us a little sand castle. 597 01:15:25,274 --> 01:15:27,735 It's the Temple Island of Philae. 598 01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:30,738 - They've gone to Philae. - Attaboy, Alex. Come on! 599 01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:45,294 The great temple of Abu Simbel. 600 01:17:12,632 --> 01:17:16,302 That's the Blue Nile down there. We must be out of Egypt by now. 601 01:17:16,385 --> 01:17:20,264 In ancient times, all this still belonged to the upper kingdom. 602 01:17:20,389 --> 01:17:22,600 The oasis must be around here somewhere. 603 01:17:22,725 --> 01:17:25,603 Don't worry. We'll find him. He's a smart kid. 604 01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:27,647 He'll leave us a sign. 605 01:17:32,735 --> 01:17:34,779 Surprised to see me? 606 01:17:34,862 --> 01:17:37,198 Leaving bread crumbs, huh? 607 01:18:31,460 --> 01:18:33,504 We're in trouble! 608 01:18:46,476 --> 01:18:47,602 Horus, fly! 609 01:18:51,314 --> 01:18:55,026 Izzy, come hard right! Starboard! Starboard! 610 01:19:37,610 --> 01:19:40,863 Was there a little something you forgot to mention? 611 01:19:45,368 --> 01:19:46,828 People? 612 01:20:05,721 --> 01:20:07,849 Ahm Shere. 613 01:20:18,025 --> 01:20:19,485 Right. 614 01:20:26,242 --> 01:20:27,368 He's back! 615 01:20:31,247 --> 01:20:32,540 Hang on! 616 01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:48,097 Well, that's not good. 617 01:20:49,932 --> 01:20:51,392 Hang on! 618 01:20:58,232 --> 01:21:00,485 Mom? 619 01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:02,695 Dad? 620 01:21:11,245 --> 01:21:13,122 We're gonna go get my son. 621 01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:16,125 Then we're gonna want to get out of here fast, so make this work, Izzy. 622 01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:20,463 You don't understand. This thing was filled with gas. Not hot air, gas. 623 01:21:20,588 --> 01:21:24,217 I need gas to get this thing in the air. Where am I gonna get gas around here? 624 01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:26,969 Bananas? Mangoes? Tarzan's ass? 625 01:21:27,053 --> 01:21:30,306 Maybe I could finagle it to take hot air. 626 01:21:30,389 --> 01:21:33,601 But do you know how many cubic meters I'd need? It's too big! 627 01:21:33,684 --> 01:21:37,605 If anybody can fill this thing up with hot air, Izzy, it's you. 628 01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:45,822 Come to Daddy. 629 01:21:58,709 --> 01:22:01,003 So, Rick, what's the plan? 630 01:22:01,087 --> 01:22:02,922 Let's find some higher ground. 631 01:22:29,615 --> 01:22:31,242 - I must go. - Where? 632 01:22:31,367 --> 01:22:33,578 To tell the commanders where we are. 633 01:22:33,661 --> 01:22:36,747 - If the Army of Anubis arises... - I need you to help me find my son. 634 01:22:42,295 --> 01:22:45,715 Then first I shall help you. Thank you. 635 01:23:24,253 --> 01:23:26,631 Look. Roman legionnaires. 636 01:23:28,758 --> 01:23:32,970 And here, turn-of-the-century French. Napoleon's troops. 637 01:23:33,054 --> 01:23:36,140 What in the name of Anubis did this? 638 01:23:56,619 --> 01:23:58,704 - You hear that? - What? 639 01:23:59,872 --> 01:24:01,833 Nothing. 640 01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:03,501 Absolutely nothing. 641 01:24:04,627 --> 01:24:07,839 My word! 642 01:24:11,050 --> 01:24:13,386 I say, chaps, look at this. 643 01:24:13,469 --> 01:24:17,265 Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that. 644 01:24:20,059 --> 01:24:21,477 Just curious. 645 01:24:26,649 --> 01:24:28,860 You any good with that? 646 01:24:28,985 --> 01:24:32,530 Three times Fox and Hound's grand champion. You any good with that? 647 01:24:34,615 --> 01:24:36,325 You'll know soon enough... 648 01:24:36,409 --> 01:24:40,621 because the only way to kill an Anubis warrior is by taking off its head. 649 01:24:41,497 --> 01:24:43,624 I'll remember that. 650 01:24:48,171 --> 01:24:50,131 Try to remember to... 651 01:24:52,175 --> 01:24:55,094 just keep it tight in the shoulder and... 652 01:24:56,679 --> 01:24:59,474 lead the target a little bit, and then... 653 01:25:00,766 --> 01:25:02,810 squeeze the trigger... don't pull it. 654 01:25:05,188 --> 01:25:07,064 I won't miss. 655 01:25:46,229 --> 01:25:47,355 Pyramid. 656 01:25:49,106 --> 01:25:51,526 Cripes, I'm in trouble now. 657 01:25:51,651 --> 01:25:54,403 Now may I kill him? 658 01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:08,668 - Retrieve that bracelet. - With pleasure. 659 01:26:35,111 --> 01:26:38,489 Something is coming. 660 01:27:00,970 --> 01:27:04,015 That's my husband and my son down there. 661 01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:06,267 Make me proud. 662 01:27:06,642 --> 01:27:08,519 Today's that day, Evy. 663 01:27:16,486 --> 01:27:17,737 Where's the boy? 664 01:28:36,732 --> 01:28:38,317 The Black Book! 665 01:28:43,739 --> 01:28:45,324 Let's go! 666 01:29:14,937 --> 01:29:16,355 There you are! 667 01:29:18,774 --> 01:29:20,860 The time has come, my little friend. 668 01:29:20,943 --> 01:29:23,112 Let go! 669 01:29:39,962 --> 01:29:42,924 - Dad! - Alex! 670 01:30:03,486 --> 01:30:06,364 Time to remove that bracelet, my good son. 671 01:30:17,041 --> 01:30:18,501 Behind you! 672 01:31:42,084 --> 01:31:44,962 - Let's go. - Thank God for that. 673 01:31:51,761 --> 01:31:55,890 The two of you must sacrifice yourselves for me. 674 01:31:56,933 --> 01:31:59,393 You shall be rewarded in heaven! 675 01:32:17,203 --> 01:32:18,621 Nice shootin', Tex. 676 01:32:18,704 --> 01:32:21,958 - What were those creepy pygmy things? - Just the local natives. 677 01:32:22,041 --> 01:32:24,043 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. It was nothing. 678 01:32:24,126 --> 01:32:27,421 Come on, Mom. Come on, Dad. We have to get to the pyramid. 679 01:32:27,547 --> 01:32:29,423 I have to get the bracelet off now! 680 01:32:29,549 --> 01:32:31,551 Leave it on. Looks good on you. 681 01:32:31,634 --> 01:32:33,719 No, you guys, you don't understand. 682 01:32:33,803 --> 01:32:38,558 It'll kill me if I don't get inside the pyramid before the sun hits it... 683 01:32:38,641 --> 01:32:39,684 today! 684 01:32:39,809 --> 01:32:41,644 Oh, my God. 685 01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:46,357 Time to go! 686 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,318 I thought you said it was nothing! 687 01:33:02,165 --> 01:33:03,833 Where's Jonathan? 688 01:33:13,843 --> 01:33:16,721 Look! There's a burial ground! We're safe! We're safe! 689 01:33:16,846 --> 01:33:19,182 They'll never cross those sacred stones! 690 01:33:19,265 --> 01:33:22,435 - You are sure? - Yes, of course I'm sure. 691 01:33:37,366 --> 01:33:38,993 Sorry. My mistake. 692 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:50,671 - Wait for me! - Hurry up, Jonathan! 693 01:33:51,798 --> 01:33:53,591 Wait for me! 694 01:33:53,716 --> 01:33:57,178 - What's that for? - Just something in case of an emergency. 695 01:34:19,826 --> 01:34:21,244 Let's go, Alex. 696 01:34:30,336 --> 01:34:33,756 Run! Come on, Alex, faster! 697 01:34:35,758 --> 01:34:38,010 Dad! The bracelet! 698 01:34:38,094 --> 01:34:40,429 Come on! Come on! 699 01:35:02,869 --> 01:35:04,745 You know... 700 01:35:04,871 --> 01:35:07,915 it's not easy being a dad. 701 01:35:09,292 --> 01:35:12,253 Yeah, but you do it really good. 702 01:35:13,379 --> 01:35:14,547 Thanks. 703 01:35:33,399 --> 01:35:36,402 They made it. Thank God. 704 01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:39,655 Yes. Great. 705 01:35:39,739 --> 01:35:41,574 Fabulous. 706 01:36:10,603 --> 01:36:13,731 - She's going to be all right, isn't she? - She'll be fine. 707 01:36:13,856 --> 01:36:15,274 Take him. 708 01:36:15,358 --> 01:36:17,068 Mommy's fine. 709 01:36:17,193 --> 01:36:18,528 It's okay. 710 01:36:19,362 --> 01:36:21,739 Your mother's going to be fine. Okay? 711 01:36:23,032 --> 01:36:25,743 You're real strong. You're gonna make it. 712 01:36:25,868 --> 01:36:27,161 You're fine. 713 01:36:28,287 --> 01:36:30,206 What do I do? 714 01:36:34,043 --> 01:36:36,295 Take care of Alex. 715 01:36:39,882 --> 01:36:41,300 Sweetheart, no. 716 01:36:43,386 --> 01:36:44,929 I love you. 717 01:37:02,238 --> 01:37:04,157 Come back, Evy. 718 01:37:07,076 --> 01:37:08,452 Come back. 719 01:38:35,915 --> 01:38:37,333 Stay here. 720 01:40:12,094 --> 01:40:14,847 Try to think of it like this, Alex. 721 01:40:14,931 --> 01:40:17,350 She's gone to a better place. 722 01:40:17,433 --> 01:40:20,311 - Like it says in the good book. - The book! 723 01:40:20,436 --> 01:40:22,230 - What? - That's it. 724 01:40:22,355 --> 01:40:23,773 - That's it! - That's what? 725 01:40:23,856 --> 01:40:27,068 Come on, Uncle Jon! That's it! The book! 726 01:40:36,369 --> 01:40:38,538 You're too late, O'Connell. 727 01:40:38,621 --> 01:40:40,498 I have released the Army of Anubis. 728 01:40:40,623 --> 01:40:43,918 Lord Imhotep shall soon kill the Scorpion King... 729 01:40:44,043 --> 01:40:46,003 and take command. 730 01:40:46,129 --> 01:40:48,047 Not after I get through with him. 731 01:41:29,255 --> 01:41:32,216 You realize, of course, that this can only be done... 732 01:41:32,341 --> 01:41:34,760 by someone who can actually read ancient Egyptian. 733 01:41:34,844 --> 01:41:37,805 I don't know about you, but I'm a tad rusty. 734 01:41:39,098 --> 01:41:41,517 - Now where? - We go right. 735 01:41:41,601 --> 01:41:43,978 How do you know? 736 01:41:46,105 --> 01:41:49,525 Basically, "This way to the Scorpion King." 737 01:41:51,027 --> 01:41:52,403 Mum taught me. 738 01:41:55,781 --> 01:41:57,700 This just might work. 739 01:42:28,731 --> 01:42:31,234 It's time someone taught you a lesson, wench. Come on. 740 01:42:40,076 --> 01:42:41,661 This is for my sister. 741 01:44:31,020 --> 01:44:32,814 Is that all you've got? 742 01:45:25,241 --> 01:45:26,993 Hurry up, Alex! 743 01:46:21,380 --> 01:46:24,342 Uncle Jon, I don't know what this last symbol is! 744 01:46:24,467 --> 01:46:26,010 What's it look like? 745 01:46:26,135 --> 01:46:27,845 It's a bird. A stork! 746 01:46:30,306 --> 01:46:33,351 I know that one! I know that one! 747 01:46:33,476 --> 01:46:35,394 Then what is it? 748 01:46:39,816 --> 01:46:41,234 That's it! 749 01:47:24,360 --> 01:47:27,113 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 750 01:47:27,864 --> 01:47:28,990 Oh, my God. 751 01:47:29,115 --> 01:47:31,117 - Evy! - Take Alex. Go and help Rick. 752 01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:33,244 - But, Mom... - No "buts." 753 01:47:33,369 --> 01:47:34,287 Come on. 754 01:47:37,790 --> 01:47:39,792 I'll be just fine. 755 01:47:39,876 --> 01:47:41,878 - We did it, Uncle Jon! - Right, partner. 756 01:47:41,961 --> 01:47:43,880 Now let's go help your dad. 757 01:49:46,502 --> 01:49:48,504 That's a little something new. 758 01:50:16,699 --> 01:50:18,868 My lord! 759 01:50:20,453 --> 01:50:22,371 Save me! Save me! 760 01:51:47,707 --> 01:51:50,001 Okay, now I'm a believer. 761 01:51:56,048 --> 01:51:57,133 It's a spear! 762 01:51:57,216 --> 01:51:59,927 The golden stick thing! It's a spear! 763 01:52:00,052 --> 01:52:03,055 Really? Doesn't look like a spear! 764 01:52:03,890 --> 01:52:05,766 That's because it opens up into one! 765 01:52:05,892 --> 01:52:08,227 Yes? And? 766 01:52:08,311 --> 01:52:11,939 It opens up into a spear! 767 01:53:07,203 --> 01:53:09,747 - Twist it! - Push! 768 01:53:09,872 --> 01:53:11,082 You have to pull! 769 01:53:13,793 --> 01:53:15,211 Jonathan, quick! 770 01:53:29,976 --> 01:53:32,645 Throw it! Kill the Scorpion King! 771 01:53:32,728 --> 01:53:34,730 Send his army back to the Underworld! 772 01:53:34,814 --> 01:53:37,733 Step aside, Alex. I'm a professional. 773 01:54:41,380 --> 01:54:45,301 Go to hell, and take your friends with you! 774 01:56:22,648 --> 01:56:25,568 Get out of here! Just get out of here! 775 01:56:46,756 --> 01:56:47,924 Hang on, Rick! 776 01:58:04,000 --> 01:58:05,418 Let's go up! 777 01:58:24,770 --> 01:58:28,691 This whole damn place is gonna get sucked up! Let's move up! Go! 778 01:58:42,121 --> 01:58:43,706 Go, Alex! 779 01:58:54,634 --> 01:58:56,552 Rick, we're trapped! 780 01:59:09,816 --> 01:59:13,820 Get your butts moving! Hurry up! I haven't got all day! 781 01:59:17,740 --> 01:59:19,784 You're next! Go! 782 01:59:27,250 --> 01:59:29,252 Jonathan! Hold on! 783 01:59:29,335 --> 01:59:32,463 - Pull him up! - Pull me up! 784 01:59:34,340 --> 01:59:38,261 Wait! Wait! Let me down! Let me down! 785 01:59:38,344 --> 01:59:41,764 - It's not worth your life, you idiot! - Yes, it is! Yes, it is! 786 01:59:44,767 --> 01:59:46,269 Right. 787 01:59:53,109 --> 01:59:56,237 Pull me up! Pull me up! 788 02:00:15,631 --> 02:00:19,177 - O'Connell, you almost got me killed! - At least you didn't get shot. 789 02:00:21,554 --> 02:00:24,474 Thank you! Thank you! 790 02:00:28,478 --> 02:00:31,606 O'Connell, who the hell have you been messing with this time, huh? 791 02:00:31,731 --> 02:00:32,982 You know, the usual. 792 02:00:33,065 --> 02:00:36,277 Mummies, pygmies... 793 02:00:36,402 --> 02:00:38,321 big bugs. 794 02:01:06,849 --> 02:01:09,769 I thought I almost lost you there. 795 02:01:09,852 --> 02:01:11,771 For a moment there, you did. 796 02:01:13,189 --> 02:01:15,691 Would you like to know what heaven looks like? 797 02:01:17,026 --> 02:01:18,486 Later. 798 02:01:22,532 --> 02:01:24,617 - Oh, please! - Oh, please! 799 02:01:24,700 --> 02:01:26,786 - That's half mine, you know. - What? 800 02:01:26,869 --> 02:01:30,206 - That's half mine. - What are you talking about? 801 02:01:30,289 --> 02:01:32,458 You took my gold stick! 802 02:01:32,542 --> 02:01:36,796 I swear on the head of my wife, I have no idea what you're talking about. 803 02:01:36,879 --> 02:01:38,714 You ain't got a wife! 804 02:01:38,798 --> 02:01:41,217 I don't have your gold stick either!