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Wait, wait, no
are you supposed to be here?
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Are you wrong, like me?
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Yes, and I'm freaking out, man!
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There are so many thoughts in my brain
which is like my head is full of stones.
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How did you manage to
not be discovered?
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Because I had to dodge and maneuver
and barely survive
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and you don't look...
super genius
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Hi Giannu, I'm Michael.
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Before we start, I know you've been
Buddhist monk and took a vow of silence.
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Would you prefer to
do you stay silent here too?
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You literally didn't say
word since we came here?
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Yes. When I say I meditate,
I'm just trying to understand
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what on the steps is going on!
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I think we might be
in an alien zoo.
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Or in a farce show.
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No, Gianu, we are dead.
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Oh, that's a good prank.
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Ugh, I have to give up.
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Well. I have to make sure that this
it's not some kind of weird trap.
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It's the real thing
your name "Jianu?"
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No, it's Jason Mendoza.
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And, by the way, everyone here
they think I'm Taiwanese.
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I am Filipino.
This is racist.
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Heaven is
so racist!
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But Tahani said that
you helped michael
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placing your hand on his chest and
doing some kind of healing magic?
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Yes, a nurse did it to calm me down
time, when I crashed my jet ski into a manatee.
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You went down with the jet
your ski on a manatee?
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Yes. I'm from Jacksonville
of Florida. It happens a lot.
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What did you do for a living?
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I was an amateur DJ.
specializing in EDM.
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Electronic dance music?
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I was also an amateur
hip hop dancer
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an amateur spray inventor
body, Hmm... I was pranking on Vine...
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None of these
it's not work.
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What did you do to make money?
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Oh, I was selling fakes
drugs in college kids.
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Well. Well.
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Okay, here she is
my biggest question.
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How did you know I didn't belong here?
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I realized it the first night, at the party,
"Because of her you are abducted."
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I heard you don't talk.
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Well, here's something for
you shouldn't talk, i don't belong here!
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They made a mistake. Counterfeit. Well, shhh!
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Well. Later, man.
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Okay, I vaguely remember it.
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I believe you, Jason.
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You shouldn't be here.
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Welcome to
bottom of the barrel.
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Hello Tahani!
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Oh! Hi Michael!
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I was just picking some fresh orchids
for my nightly orchid bath.
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Well, Tahani, one of the fellow citizens
a new restaurant is opening for you tonight.
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This neighborhood could use
a real morale booster,
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and because you are an expert on
event planning
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I was hoping you would help
with the inauguration.
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Oh, Michael! Say no more!
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It wasn't going to happen! I'm done!
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Well, good! Why
of course I will.
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Janet?
- Hello.
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Oh! hello my love
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I would like to model tonight
event at my most successful gala.
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This would be the 2006 fundraiser for her
stem cell research in Barcelona.
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"Barthelona", in
reality.
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Oh, it was a perfect evening.
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Princess Stefania was
there, as were Posh and Becks.
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You know, a matter of luxury and refined taste.
The magazine gave us five Gwyneth Paltrows!
*ref.(Great Expectations)
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Tonight I will choose the most
my cute suit
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And I might wear
even braces.
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Ah!
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It is one of the human clothing
which I am very eager to try.
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Oh well, good luck.
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Thank you, yes, yes.
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I am excited
and... a little nervous.
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I would say I am
"cautiously optimistic."
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I hope I don't sound funny
at the last second.
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Sorry, we're talking
for braces, right?
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Like, these?
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You can do it
do you do this with them?
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Oh! I can't wait!
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Excellent.
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That is, Tahani
has no idea about me?
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No. He thinks I'm a monk, and
she thinks you are her best friend.
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Wonderful. That is, for us.
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This is huge
bad for her.
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We need a place where
we can talk in private.
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Agree.
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Allow me to you
show my pussy-hole
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What?
-Want to warn you, it's a little messy.
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This is my buddy-hole.
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It's just like a hole where we can
let me and my friends hang out.
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Oh! "buddy-hole".
Ok, now I understand.
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I wrote on a piece of paper what I needed
a private "meditation space".
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Tahani will never enter.
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Very unique style
decoration you have here, Jianu.
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He's like a "12-year-old boy"
knows the "13-year-old boy".
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Thanks! Janet helped me get it
all these things. She is excellent.
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Is she free? Or it is
married to michael?
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No, no, mate. You can't
go on a date with Janet.
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First, he's not human
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and secondly, you must continue to
pretending to be Tahani's soul mate.
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Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Well.
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ok sit tight
dude I have a class to go to.
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What? A... class?
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I... didn't know they existed
lessons! I was sick.
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I have a note.
- No, no, no.
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Chidi is trying to teach me to be
good man and it's really hard.
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Also, Michael asked me to be
his "assistant", whatever that means.
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All my status here
it becomes more and more gloomy.
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So I'm really happy to have a place
to come when I just want to be myself.
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Yes. I miss being myself
my. Myself was the best.
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Wow!
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What's up dude? are you jason
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You have two minutes.
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Fred Durst orgy in one
partially overturned yacht.
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My father just sent
message, has already started.
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So I'll get straight to the point,
I heard your demo. You are awful.
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Really;
- Yes.
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Okay, you just don't have…
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what is the word Talent.
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But don't worry, you have
something better than talent, man.
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You look like me.
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I'm supposed to play in it
the club for the rest of the week
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but i just got a proposal
for DJ Scott Disick's afterparty
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for the Awards
Amateur Porn in Reno.
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Wow! Congratulations
brother! This is the dream!
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It's your dream
dude It's my Tuesday.
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I just need
someone to fill in.
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Put the helmet on, press it
spacebar on computer,
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these idiots don't
they will know the difference.
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For next week,
Jason, you are "Acidcat".
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Wow! There are many
old gum in here!
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Buttermilk! How are things going?
in front?
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Because to be perfectly honest,
things in the kitchen are going great!
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Ok, I'm on the schedule!
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Chef Patricia, I have triple
check every detail.
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Opening your restaurant will
it's the talk of the whole neighborhood!
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Thank you for your compassion
and your hard work!
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I couldn't do it
I'm doing this without you!
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Ah! Hi Tahani.
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Sorry, I had to
I had warned you.
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Patricia is really great
happy but she is also very intense.
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It can be confusing.
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No, no, no, it's not
what bothers me.
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So just this...
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I looked at the guest list earlier
and Jianu is not invited?
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Correctly.
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Jianu is
a beautiful spirit.
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But he literally doesn't speak.
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And since she will be one
evening of lively discussion
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and you will be busy
with work
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I didn't want her to feel uncomfortable.
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I totally understand.
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That's right, Michael.
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As we Brits like to say,
"Try to hide your sorrow."
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Thus the concept of "self" is one
a key theme for many great thinkers.
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In the Tao Te Ching,
Lao Tzu wrote,
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"Knowing them
others are wisdom.
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But his knowledge
self is enlightenment".
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Ah! "Knowing yourself?"
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He talks about it
where do i think he is talking?
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No, Eleanor, once again
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None of these philosophers
he never talks about masturbation.
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Let's move on to the main one
this week's event...
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by David Hume “One
treatise on human nature".
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You read this, right?
- I did it.
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Well, I tried.
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Well, I tried to want it.
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Um, actually, it will
could we postpone this lesson?
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I have befriended Jianu from next door,
and I thought I could learn from him.
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This is a great idea.
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Hume's "bundle theory" of
itself is quite close to Buddhism.
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Yes, no "ism"!"
That's why I do it.
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do you listen to music
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This is not music.
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This is EDM!
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what are you doing
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Eleanor, you were right!
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No more pretending! He came
time to be myself!
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What's up, homemade?
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Eleanor? You broke Jianu!
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Okay, did we forget anything?
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Phew! Take her out
the jersey, you fool!
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Good. It's not my fault
I swear it.
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Eleanor, an hour ago, this man
he was a silent buddhist monk!
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Right, but here's the thing.
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Jianu is in
reality...
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a good guy!
Hello Tahani!
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Eleanor! Chidi!
What a wonderful surprise.
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Don't bother, I'm just leaving
my evening gloves
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and I take the gloves
my early evening.
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How are you, soulmate?
- I'm cool.
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Sorry, I'm about to go crazy
I heard you say, “Am I cool?
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Mmm. Mmm-mm. I don't think so.
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I don't think that happened.
You're... you're wrong.
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Oh, I see what's going on here.
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Trying to level up!
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You both help Jianu to
regain his confidence
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so he can talk again!
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As a surprise for me!
- Oh, you got us.
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My heart is flying!
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So Giannu is talking?
Oh, how wonderful!
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I'll do whatever it takes
my hand to encourage him.
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Well, not all.
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I won't give him a second mouth,
unless that would be helpful?
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No. Better to
don't risk it.
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I really had
a better idea.
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Oh!
- Let's add Giannu to the guest list.
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Chidi and Eleanor
they worked with him
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and it will be here.
- What a great idea!
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Patricia; We can
we can fit another chair, right?
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Change the floor plan?
An hour before opening?
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Naturally! The more
so much the better!
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Oh, ah!
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I knew tonight would be perfect,
but now it will be even more perfect!
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Obviously, it is impossible for something
to be more perfect than perfect.
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Well, it's not,
in reality.
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Any place
or thing in the universe
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it can be up to a hundred
four percent perfect.
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That's how you got Beyoncé.
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Oh!
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Oh. "Buddy-hole."
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Well. Now, tell me everything.
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Well. Giannu is a fraud
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just like me.
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The real him
name is jason
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He is a DJ who trades
drugs from Florida.
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It will be fine. We need
just a plan.
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Oh, I have a plan.
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We hack it
Michael's phone
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download all his nudes
and then we blackmail him.
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No. What are you... No!
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Hey, you have to listen to me!
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I ended up with hundreds
plans in my life
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and only one of
this killed me.
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Dude! Be quiet!
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You're not Jason. There is one
a monk named Jianu.
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Did you understand?
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Woohoo!
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Man, another one
great set, jason.
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They love you, man!
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They don't love me, man.
They love Acidcat.
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These cheers
they are fake.
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They hit my ears like
boxing gloves of sadness.
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00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:34,517
Wow. This is a few
poetic thoughts, "Bi."
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I have to be myself!
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Attention Jacksonville.
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I'm not Acidcat.
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I'm Mr Music, the DJ. He too
he is a Mr Music, the original DJ!
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Bye!
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Welcome to the grand opening
of "Ta Kala Piata".
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It just came to me.
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This is hilarious!
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00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,485
Anyway, sometime
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every resident of this neighborhood will
fulfill his/her soul's true purpose.
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Chef Patricia did this
tonight, opening this restaurant!
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Now if you all want to throw
a look at tonight's menus.
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That's right!
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With Michael's help
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Chef Patrikia recreated the
every person's favorite meal on Earth!
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Fun!
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It's my grandmother's maffee!
*(a traditional West African peanut stew)
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Fresh perch, slow
roasted in peanut sauce.
264
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,815
It almost makes me forget
how miserable i am right now.
265
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,779
You want to try
a bite?
266
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,909
Fish and peanut butter?
267
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:08,954
No, I'm fine, thanks.
268
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,739
Tofu? Oh man!
269
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,103
I'm ordering some
"hot bites".
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Shhh! Keep quiet and eat
your white sponge.
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Janet?
- Hello.
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Hi. I didn't get a meal.
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According to our records
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your favorite "meal"
it was the hunger strike you did
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to complain about
sex trafficking in Bolivia.
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00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,135
Oh, right. Of course I did.
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tahini? Great party.
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Check it out.
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00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,734
Oh!
- Braces!
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00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,144
So stupid. So much
dumber than belts.
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Ah, congratulations, Michael.
282
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,816
How is Jianou? Does it open?
283
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,286
Hmm... not yet. But
I can tell he wants to.
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00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,114
Don't worry. I have a plan.
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I can have her
attention please?
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Later this afternoon,
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we will enjoy the delicious
Chef Patrikia's dessert,
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an amazing three-tiered cake that her
took a whole week to complete.
289
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,219
But first, I would like to
try something fun.
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00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:11,841
Each of you has a very special one
memory associated with the meal you eat.
291
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,436
Why don't we share our stories?
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Who would like to start?
293
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,349
I'll start, Michael!
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One day, I wasn't feeling so well
295
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,990
So I made myself one
bowl of this chicken soup...
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00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,652
When it comes to you, say something
short and boring for tofu.
297
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,823
No! I'm tired of pretending
Giannu the tofu man.
298
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,579
I will tell the story about it
my real favorite meal.
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00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,542
Which one is it?
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00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,671
The hot wings at
"Dumb Nick's Wing-Curtain" in Gainesville.
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00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,277
The wings were japa for them
ladies if they would take off their tops!
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00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,884
Aman. Chidi?
Shall I tell you?
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00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:52,927
Anyway, so this simple soup
saved over ten thousand lives.
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00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:59,348
If Giannu starts talking about restaurants with
topless hot wings, we're all carved!
305
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,981
Well, maybe you just should
let's let him talk.
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00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,378
He says he doesn't want to
to hide anymore.
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00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,768
He doesn't know what he wants.
308
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,937
He is an idiot
from Florida.
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00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,445
He is a "Florindian".
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Jianu Li, a Taiwanese monk who
took a vow of silence at the age of eight
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and he hasn't spoken since,
he is ready to share something with us.
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00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:24,501
Let me to you
tell about Stupid Nick.
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00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,468
We need a distraction!
Right now!
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00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,839
No, no, no, no! Eleanor!
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00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,099
Chef Patricia put it on
her heart and soul into it.
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00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,056
His destruction would be
a truly cruel act.
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00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,517
Yes, not "ism".
- No, no, no!
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00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,868
Sinkhole! everyone out
there is a sinkhole!
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00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,748
Glenn!
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00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,326
You broke the world!
321
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,415
That's not a compliment!
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00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,712
Glenn? Keep calm!
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00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,171
We'll get you out of there!
324
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,179
And we'll put your soup
in the fridge so it won't go to waste!
325
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,476
I know it might not be the number
a concern of yours right now, but...
326
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,933
It is. It was very good soup!
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00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,273
Let's go.
328
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,901
Hey man!
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00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,146
are you ok
330
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,566
No. I was ready to
tell an awesome story
331
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,527
for a contest
wing eating that I missed
332
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,858
and a contest
run that I won
333
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,698
but then it opened
a hole in the ground!
334
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,035
I know that. I made the hole, for
to save you from yourself.
335
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,288
You can't tell the others
who you really are
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00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,204
That would be very, very bad.
337
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,500
Beautiful, beautiful Jacksonville.
338
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,887
What's up, dog?
You look like you're going crazy.
339
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,885
Things are
bad, pillboy.
340
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,469
Acidcat is suing me
for "violation of the symbol".
341
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,808
I never had to pretend
that I am someone else.
342
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,848
It could cost me
all my dreams in life
343
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,437
Do you have dreams in life?
This is bright!
344
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,230
Of course I have dreams, man!
345
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,863
I don't want to be a DJ
in Jacksonville forever.
346
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,949
I want to be a DJ in Daytona,
in Tallahassee and even Tampa.
347
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,536
I want it all.
348
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,747
These are big
goals, man.
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00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,121
Know. But I believe
to myself.
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00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,123
Someday, the world
will see what I already know,
351
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:33,293
that Jason Mendoza is
a beautiful, unique soul
352
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,756
which has so much to
give to this world.
353
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,515
Okay, that's it
Acidcat's speedboat.
354
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,960
Give me the thing
which blows it up.
355
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,521
This is bright.
356
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,693
Michael, I submit
my resignation.
357
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,741
I can no longer, in good conscience,
to coordinate any further events
358
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,995
to the Good Place, then
I leave my evening gloves.
359
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,490
Tahani...
- Don't try to make me feel better.
360
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,666
The opening was a disaster.
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00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,120
Poor Jianu was so terrified
that I fear he may never speak again.
362
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,585
My hair just after
they barely fall on my shoulders!
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00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,919
Tahani, please.
364
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:18,216
I know your journey with
Giannu was disappointing.
365
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,015
But your situation is
actually very typical.
366
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,431
Soulmates are sometimes needed
months to actually click.
367
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,891
You have to be patient.
368
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,229
And if someone should take responsibility for
the restaurant disaster, that's me.
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00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,027
I thought the problems
of this neighborhood was behind us.
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00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,196
Now I fear the worst.
371
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,074
Michael.
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00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,360
I hereby revoke it
submitting my resignation.
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00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,223
We must hold
the Neighborhood united.
374
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,247
What can I do?
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00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:48,000
Oh! Well, the sink should
repair itself in about three days.
376
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,364
Well, once it does, it will
let's restart the restaurant!
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00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:52,669
I will put up posters
to be learned.
378
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,674
And in the meantime, I'll be organizing
a lunch party, every morning,
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00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:56,925
to raise the
disposition of the people.
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00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:01,468
While you will "protect" the universe,
I will "pre-prepare" the eggs!
381
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,302
Oh! Fantastic
word game!
382
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,810
Actually! This is the
Tahani you know and love!
383
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,681
So what are we doing here?
384
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,814
There is nothing to do.
385
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:16,187
One day he will speak and send
both of us in the Bad Place.
386
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,739
It's hopeless.
387
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:27,282
I can't believe I'm doing it
this, but jason, come to my class.
388
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,414
I will teach you morals,
as I do with Eleanor
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00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,167
and if you work hard and
absorb the material
390
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,555
you just might be able to
you earn your place here.
391
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,221
Nah, I'm fine.
392
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,929
Oh my god! Chidi gives you an opportunity
to be saved and you must take her.
393
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,389
Why are you crap!
394
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,729
You are bad!
- I know!
395
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,889
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
396
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,025
We're both crap!
You know who isn't crap?
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00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:59,063
Chidi. He puts himself
in danger to help us
398
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,108
because he, unlike us,
he is an amazing person.
399
00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:05,230
I didn't go to heaven
to go to school
400
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,492
You didn't get into at all
heaven, ladder for mind!
401
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,698
I just want to
i am myself
402
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,867
This is one
very, very bad idea.
403
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,455
Don't be yourself.
404
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,087
You have to be a better one
version of yourself, okay?
405
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,339
I should too.
406
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,548
And our only hope right now is him
the kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
407
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:22,965
Think about it.
408
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,800
Well, that's how much it should be
call me a "nerd"?
409
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,932
I said many other nice things
stuff, okay?
410
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:27,976
Toughen up, nerd.
411
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,772
Let's have a blast, teach!
412
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,146
I read his entire book
David Hume, and then I read it again
413
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,923
because I didn't understand it the first time
time, and now I'm ready to go!
414
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:43,531
Wow, that's really impressive.
Where is Jianu?
415
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,798
Honestly, I don't know
even if it will come.
416
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,037
I'm here to
learn about "ethnics".
417
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,708
This is great, man!
418
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,620
Um, I mean, it's "moral"
but this is great.
419
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,169
It is definitely "ethnic".
420
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,461
Hey man? I am
proud of you
421
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,260
This is your first
step to not be a mess.
422
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,720
Good. I have
just two questions.
423
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,967
When are the tests?
football, and this school has a dance?
424
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,599
Oh, no.
- Oh, wow.
425
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,979
For the first time ever, I am
the smartest kid in the class.