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So, Aristotle was
student of Plato
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and Aristotle believes that the
your character is voluntary
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because it's just the
result of your actions
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which is under your control!
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For example, this one
moment, you made the crazy choice
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to ignore the person who
he is literally trying to save you
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from eternal damnation.
- No, yes, yes, I hear.
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Oh, I just...
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we are sure you must
are we paying attention to these guys?
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It's like, who died and left
Aristotle responsible for ethics?
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Plato.
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Hey, it's coming!
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Um... We're just kissing!
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And are we hugging?
- What?
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Hello!
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Tahani, hello!
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What brings you here?
- You know, I was just...
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"in the neighborhood."
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Got it, Eleanor?
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Because you know we all are
in the same afterlife
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so you know I am
always in the neighborhood!
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Do you understand that?
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I get it. And it's enjoyable.
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Anyway,
this is for you.
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Just a plant that warms it
home! It's a little reminder
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if you need anything
I'm right next door.
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How could I forget it?
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Have a nice day Tahani.
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Oh. Goodbye.
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Ugh. Tahani.
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"Welcome to the Neighborhood
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even though we arrived
all here at once!
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Here's some dirt I put on you
a bowl, because I'm amazing!”
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I thought it was one
nice gesture.
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Oh Chidi. It's a scam.
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He only does such
things to talk about
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how "compassionate" and "wonderful" she is,
but I see through her little act.
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Her act of being good
man who brings you gifts?
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Exactly.
- Okay, I'll... I'll remind you
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that you are trying to learn
how to be a good person
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Mm-hmm.
- Maybe you should
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to repay her
please bring her something.
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Ah, now it's supposed to
i am nice and i will make friends
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and treat her with respect?
- Yes.
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That's exactly what he wants
to do, Chidi. Wake up!
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This... this is what they want
all to all do.
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Hi, Chidi!
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You don't have ice
yogurt this morning?
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Ah, uh... no, just, uh...
I read a little.
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Ah, I've done it too, bro.
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I work hard or
I work very little, am I right?
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Day campRequired.
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Sorry.
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Janet works as an assistant
mine, but it's a bit stiff
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so I tried to get her to
she is a bit more relaxed and talkative.
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I'll take what he's got!
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It is a work in progress.
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Listen, Chidi.
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I have studied your case -
you are a very interesting case.
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You actually only did one
thing while you were on Earth
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you were thinking too
you wrote about ethics.
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Yes. I... passed
eighteen years
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working on my manuscript...
- Right.
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... called "Who We Are and Who We Are Not..."
- No, no, I...
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..."full stop, Practical ethics and the...
- Mm-mm.
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...Application in the modern world...
- Yes. Right.
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...final period, Treatise on the...”
- Yes, yes, yes!
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That's it... that's it.
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But the search for morals
truths are no longer essential.
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Because here at Kalo Meros we know
really all the answers.
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I think you have to live
new adventures, you know
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do things that
you have not done on Earth.
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Ok; So why don't we meet
tomorrow and try some new hobbies.
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Well, why not?
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I'll... I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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Not if I see you first.
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Where is the opposition?
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I don't know.
- Day of the campRequired.
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Hello, Eleanor!
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Gianu, my love, look at it
Eleanor next door!
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is he sleeping
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You know, not really
there is a way to tell.
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You know once Really
I thought he was dead.
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But then I remembered that
we're all dead aren't we?
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Such fun.
Come! Come in!
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What brings you to
our home, my dear?
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Well, I'm just giving back
your kind gift
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with a gift of my own
household. Fresh pears.
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It is a plant, like your gift,
but you can actually eat them
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so maybe it's a better gift?
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Who knows?
- That's so kind.
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However, in Chinese culture, pears
it is actually a symbol of bad luck.
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And I don't mean to offend
Jianu, so I'm afraid
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They should
throw in the trash
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But come and sit!
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We haven't had a chance yet
let's discuss all the chaos in our neighborhood.
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It's so disturbing.
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Yes. what do you think
what causes it?
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Oh, I'm sure I don't know.
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But you have to
we have our heads up.
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Actually, I'm actually going tomorrow
door to door to make sure
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that every person in
this whole neighborhood
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remains calm and
he continues his life.
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Because I think that
you help others
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will make me feel that
i really belong here, you know?
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Here's an idea,
why don't i come with you
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I mean, I'd love to do it
my part to help the neighborhood -
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not to mention pass
some bonding with you lady!
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Oh, ah!
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Such fun!
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I'm sure
Tahani wants to give me away.
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what are you saying
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They dropped that note
under my door yesterday.
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Must be Tahani.
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He just said, “I want to
I feel like I really belong here."
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So, where did I see her?
word "belong" recently?
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Oh yes, Ka-plow!
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Okay, I really don't think he is
type of person who would write this.
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He is like that
man, and wrote it.
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He wants everyone to believe that
she is such a perfect princess
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simply because she is tall and
shiny, and has cappuccino skin
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and curves everywhere, and
now I compliment her.
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And somehow I turned on!
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The thing is,
it sucks, bro.
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Oh...
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Typical Tahani.
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He brings us a defective plant, so that
she can boast that she is a better gardener.
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No, I think that's another way in which
your negative actions affect this world.
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This plant represents
your relationship with Tahani
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so when you're mean to her,
begins to languish.
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Well, this plant is
doomed, because tomorrow I'm going with her
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and I will prove to you and to
everyone that she is secretly two-faced
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computational and false ladder.
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Yes, the truth hurts,
isn't it, plant?
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Hello!
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Oh! Come inside.
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I'll be ready in a moment.
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Gianu, my love, look at it
Eleanor from next door again!
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The one she brought
the offending fruit.
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Oh, yes. How embarrassing
mistake on my part.
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Oh, no. Don't
you think twice
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I wouldn't expect anyone else to have
my understanding of international etiquette.
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Hey, um...no idea why
did they give such a big house?
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I mean, if we were in America
and... and you had like a big truck
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I would think it might
to compensate for something.
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Yes, American men
they can be very stupid.
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You know I had done a lot
impressive impression
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of a former friend of mine
from the United States.
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It would be like, “Hey, I am
so rich, i have nine houses.
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I'm Leonardo DiCaprio."
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It's so stupid.
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Anyway, I should have guessed
that you would like to help our neighborhood.
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We are the same, you and me.
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We make every effort to
we are our best selves.
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Mmm.
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Hello, baby. I got you coffee.
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Oh, great.
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Oh. Andy's coffee?
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Oh, we shouldn't go
there. Everyone is boycotting.
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Yes, I know that one guy
he found a scorpion in his coffee.
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I don't really care though,
because it's so close here.
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No, no, no, no, it's because
sexually harasses people.
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Look, a reporter went
secretly for an interview and recorded him.
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Yes, look.
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Here's the thing, honey.
You have many qualities, but you are also
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what we say in his game
brown, a "dog's face".
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You are three, and you should be
nine to work here.
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It's just math.
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So I didn't get the job?
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No! dog face,
you didn't get the job.
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Okay, I'll check
your recommendations.
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Just to be...
- Hey, my breasts!
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...nice, I'll check them out.
Oh! They are good. Beep!
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I mean this guy is a monster.
We can't support this guy.
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Okay, you're not
better than me
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simply because you won't support one
man who grabbed the breast once.
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No, I'm just saying I don't
we have to go there.
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We can take
coffee somewhere else.
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You knew that your left recommendation,
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is a bit bigger
from your right recommendation?
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It's not bad. I just...
is one thing.
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This is perfect
hobby for you, Chidi.
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Cartography!
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Your neighborhood extends far
beyond what you have already seen.
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You can too
you map it
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revealing all the
mysteries, like an explorer!
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I see how it can
to be fun.
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Ah, but the exploration
it makes me nervous.
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I have what the doctors say
"directional insanity".
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I once got lost in
an escalator.
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So, not exactly the
Christopher Columbus.
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Fun fact, O
Columbus is in a bad place
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because of all the rapes,
slave trade and genocide.
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The fact that it makes you nervous is
exactly why you should.
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You know, get out
your comfort zone.
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Be a pioneer.
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Fun fact, all the dead members
of the Portland Trail Blazers basketball team
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they are also in the Bad Place.
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Ah. Yes.
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Sorry about that. I drove her
away from the common language
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and in "fun events"
and small talk.
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I thought it would be
more in her wheelhouse.
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fun fact,
the wheelhouse is part of a boat.
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Okay, thank you
Janet. I thank you.
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Fun fact
- Janet is me.
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Okay, let's forget
the exploration.
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Many more hobby ideas.
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Let's go back with them
walk to town, right?
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Well. Insist.
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Wrong way!
- Yes!
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So all I want to do is just
to check, see how they're holding up -
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and bring some cheer to them
the extraordinary people.
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Good.
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So tell me about yourself.
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I want to hear it all, girlfriend!
The good, the bad, the really bad,
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the embarrassing
the humiliating...
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just... let's bond!
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Well. Well, I... I was born in Pakistan,
I grew up in London, studied in Paris.
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But I think the primary one
reason I'm in the Good Place
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is that I collected enough
money for non-profit groups.
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Oh! You never... stung anything,
for yourself?
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God, no! No! Every
penny justified.
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And as I collected almost
sixty billion dollars
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that was a lot of pennies!
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But I also dealt with
some other professions.
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I was a model, a curator
museum, cover and...
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Oh, I was his muse
Baz Luhrmann for a while.
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That was pretty fun.
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Modeling, she
it's a crazy life.
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You want to tell me about this
bottom where you probably fell?
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Oh, I didn't
really for a long time.
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Sewing just doesn't
it fits my body.
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I am cursed
with ample breasts.
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And yet, you continued!
- Oh, that's stupid.
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So, "Tahani" means
"congratulations" in Arabic
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and Al-Jamil means "beautiful".
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So the full name
my all together means...
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"Congratulations, beautiful.
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Thank you, Eleanor!
Good flirting.
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Plus! Plus!
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Read all about you!
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Chidi, this is perfect
hobby for you, journalism.
243
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Well, obviously,
i like to write
244
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,054
But not me
I like deadlines.
245
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,642
I prefer to devote
time with things.
246
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,556
Yes, I know.
247
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,100
You never gave a name
to your dog, huh?
248
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:57,739
When he left, you put up signs that
they wrote: "Responds to long pauses."
249
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:02,034
Look, Chidi. I'm just trying to
I'll find you a hobby that, the hat -
250
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,695
that will bring you
a positive experience.
251
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,039
what are you saying
252
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,914
I love that hat on you.
253
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:12,204
It would look even better on my floor.
-What's happening now?
254
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,791
I suggested her to
she is friendlier.
255
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,083
It seems to have slipped right away
in overt sexuality.
256
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,793
I have something in which
you can slide in.
257
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:22,304
Oh, Janet, no! No, Janet!
258
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,786
Well, Glenn, we just wanted to
let's make sure you're okay.
259
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,096
Buttermilk! You are very sweet!
260
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,554
Oh
- Isn't he just the nicest person?
261
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,606
Mm-hmm.
262
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,560
That's what many people say.
263
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,641
Oh, everyone I know says that.
- Yes.
264
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,653
It's just a great neighborhood
full of huge mansions
265
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,029
and people who
they love Tahani!
266
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,615
There is also a lot of yogurt.
267
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,450
Excellent point, Glenn.
268
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,393
Eleanor and I just want to see if
is there anything we can do to help you?
269
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,999
Oh Tahani, you are
so compassionate!
270
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,753
Despite the chaos earlier, it just won't
we could be happier.
271
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,504
Oh, I'm so glad
where I hear it, Quali!
272
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,165
Please take one
maple butter cake.
273
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,584
I made them fresh
this morning!
274
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,676
Oops, they look kind of burnt.
275
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:05,718
But it isn't.
276
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,179
Hmm. Oh, ladder,
this is good!
277
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,265
Well!
278
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,350
Welding! I will
you could learn sculpture
279
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,726
you could make furniture
280
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,615
could you move your hands
and make anything!
281
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:21,572
And, by the way, this is an accurate one
replica of Brancusi's workshop in Paris.
282
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,903
This equipment
he is very scary.
283
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,739
Don't be a baby. No
it can hurt you.
284
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,621
See. I will erase your face.
- Janet!
285
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,116
Anything. All this
the thing is stupid.
286
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:33,659
Oh, bro.
287
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,336
I told her to be
less challenging.
288
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,964
Now she is hard and
distant, obviously.
289
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,336
I just can't
I'm doing it right.
290
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,427
Thank you for trying
find me a new hobby...
291
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,462
but i just want
to be an academic.
292
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,090
I want to keep working
on my manuscript.
293
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,434
Chidi, here's the thing.
294
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:55,473
Look, I... I read your whole book,
and its three thousand six hundred pages.
295
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,271
It's, um... how
should I put it?
296
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,444
It's a mess, man.
297
00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:01,138
Hey!
298
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,823
He's right.
299
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:07,326
You see, Chidi, I can read the whole thing
world literature in about an hour.
300
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,321
It took me two weeks
to throw it away.
301
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,992
I mean, it's so confusing!
302
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,875
I just kept reading
the same paragraph over and over again
303
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,206
trying to
I understand what the hell you were saying.
304
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,371
Oh, no.
- I mean, in...
305
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,884
on page one thousand, you start it
second part with the sentence -
306
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,924
“Of course, it may be true
the exact opposite".
307
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:32,389
You're a great guy, Chidi, but
you kept revising and rewriting
308
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,053
and adding
words in your title.
309
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,597
I think you messed up
yourself in a knot.
310
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,515
I have very bad
stomach pain.
311
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,814
Oh, Gianu, my love,
would you like some tea?
312
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,615
This nod meant
"no", obviously.
313
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,346
Well, it was nice to get out and about
get to know all our wonderful neighbors.
314
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,158
Everyone really belongs here.
315
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,448
Mmm. yes they do
cute pants!
316
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,212
Boop!
317
00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:56,714
Well! I should really go.
318
00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:59,749
I need to start Korean therapy
my skin in twelve steps, but...
319
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,129
I'll see you... oh, no, no, no.
320
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,006
Please, have a seat
enjoy evening tea.
321
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,051
I'll see you soon.
322
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:09,175
I can't even tell if you kissed
my cheek or the air around it.
323
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,761
Oh, thank you.
That's the goal.
324
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,101
Boop!
325
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,825
“Her diary
Tahani Al-Jamil".
326
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,163
Hello friend!
327
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,375
What's going on?
328
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,834
Am I a good teacher?
329
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,623
Am I... am I clear, am I making sense?
330
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,789
Yes, you are a great teacher!
I am very moral now.
331
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,673
What is it?
- Hmm?
332
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,543
Nah... Don't worry about it.
333
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:54,551
I stole Tahani's diary to
let's see if he's telling the truth
334
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:58,562
and also to read about all the bad and
terrible things he has certainly done
335
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,598
so I can prove
that she is really evil.
336
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,737
Ha.
337
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,442
What do you think this means?
338
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,441
It is difficult to interpret.
339
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,408
It feels positive though.
340
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,957
You stole it
Tahani's diary?
341
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,414
I know I offended someone
moral code, but I had a good reason.
342
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:25,797
Eleanor. To be a good person
you must do good things.
343
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:30,174
And don't steal people's things, he
it's just a basic rule of kindergarten.
344
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,506
That is, you must also
tell you not to throw sand?
345
00:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,813
First of all, sand casting is an excellent
way to put out a vodka fire.
346
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,037
Why would you know that?
347
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,348
Second, I know that
it may not be "nice
348
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,561
but neither of them is pretending
that he is one hundred percent perfect
349
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,769
as Tahani does.
350
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,401
He wrote this note.
- No, he didn't!
351
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,737
You did it!
352
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,736
I... I was hoping you'd figure it out
alone in this conclusion
353
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:56,154
but apparently, no one here
he would never threaten you.
354
00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,291
That note is the Good part
which manifests your own guilt -
355
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:05,580
like with the plant or when you literally did
giant shrimp flying in the air.
356
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,460
I wrote myself the note!
357
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,295
And as it turns out I belong here
358
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,402
because I'm just as good
with everyone else.
359
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,929
And... and no one
he is not to blame for anything.
360
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,894
Oh! You, sir, are
excellent teacher.
361
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,225
No, no, no. You don't belong here.
362
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,233
And in this place, everyone
they are better than you.
363
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,815
It has been proven by
an infallible formula.
364
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,650
Tahani can be a bit British
and condescending at times
365
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:37,661
but she devoted her whole life
in helping other people.
366
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,581
I mean when you were with her
today, he did something to show
367
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,618
that he can secretly fight you?
368
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,332
No. Because I was there for
to overturn her plan.
369
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:50,670
Or because the only plan was
to comfort people.
370
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,126
He is a good man.
Accept it.
371
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,933
Hello, baby. Great news.
I got us tickets to the Coyotes game.
372
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,644
Awesome!
-But, oh, yes.
373
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,931
It turns out that two of
the players were caught by the traffic police.
374
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,356
I guess we can't
cheer on this team.
375
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,266
Eleanor...
376
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,814
You know what? Instead, let's stay inside,
see a Roman Polanski film
377
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,282
to listen to R. Kelly
and eat chicken nuggets.
378
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,151
Does that sound good?
379
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,411
There are bad ones
stuff everywhere, man.
380
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,162
They are impossible to avoid.
381
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,289
Yes, but... you shouldn't
just try?
382
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,747
We should not just try
to do the right thing whenever we can?
383
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:29,195
Why? It's much harder to live like this,
and it's not like anyone's keeping score.
384
00:17:30,018 --> 00:17:31,874
Look, I know you're going to break up with me.
385
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,212
Well; I'm not stupid.
386
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,718
I read the emails
you to your dad
387
00:17:34,798 --> 00:17:37,254
Have fun being so amazing
and perfect until you die.
388
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,424
And by the way, I speak very fast
because I still go to Andy's Coffee
389
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,887
and i got a gift card bro!
390
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,938
The good people
they make me insecure.
391
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,150
When I'm around someone who
I believe he is "better" than me
392
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,780
I try to them
download to my level.
393
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,572
That's why the perfect Tahani
it's like my kryptonite.
394
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,363
Have you ever been through it?
mind that perhaps Tahani
395
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,624
she has her own
insecurities and anxieties?
396
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,918
When.
397
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,123
This woman does not
he has problems.
398
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:12,164
Her biggest flaw
it's that he's making a weird face
399
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,835
when sneezing and even
this is really charming
400
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,544
because he looks like a baby deer.
401
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,048
The thing is... you were right.
402
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,476
About why I reacted that way.
403
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:27,539
Well, maybe the admission
it is an important step.
404
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,023
And also, maybe you don't hear me.
405
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,774
I'd really like not to hear you.
406
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:32,893
Wait, what?
407
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:38,782
Basically, it's my life's work
three thousand six hundred pages of garbage.
408
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,783
Not even Michael
he could understand it.
409
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,865
So; What does Michael know?
410
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,778
Everything.
411
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:47,328
That's my thing, he knows everything, and
it was too confusing even for him.
412
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,750
Michael doesn't know everything.
413
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:52,542
Michael doesn't know
that I shouldn't be here.
414
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,006
You wrote four
thousands of pages
415
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,169
in one of the most complex
issues in the world!
416
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,047
I mean I was bored halfway through
of the road writing a message.
417
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,680
Be proud!
418
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:11,278
I want to broaden my horizons and
to try new things and I will.
419
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,775
But even though it can
to have been lost in the weeds
420
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,405
I enjoyed writing this
book, and I want to try again.
421
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,741
So...
422
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,491
will you be my advisor
- Chidi,
423
00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:25,028
all i want is
be happy
424
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:31,715
So if you want to spend eternity,
receiving blunt comments about your weird ideas,
425
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:35,380
will make you happy
then of course I will be your advisor!
426
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:39,134
Let's throw this monster at
trash and let's start over!
427
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,688
Maybe there aren't any
places worth saving?
428
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,508
Honestly, man, I don't even know. I mean
that this thing is unreadable.
429
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:49,387
I literally learned what headaches were
because this thing gave me a headache.
430
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,022
Well.
431
00:19:52,347 --> 00:19:54,839
There you go! New beginnings! Well done.
432
00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:19,905
Oh! Hello, Eleanor.
433
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,343
Hi. Sorry, just cleaned up.
434
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,556
are you ok
435
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,134
Do you want to talk about it?
436
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,269
Desperately.
437
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,390
It's Jianu.
438
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,604
I just can't
to connect with him.
439
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,353
I know he took a vow of silence
440
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,102
but he won't talk to me
even, his soulmate!
441
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,486
And I love to talk.
442
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,530
know. You do it.
443
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,862
Eleanor, you don't know how
is to be in heaven
444
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,323
and feel that
something is wrong.
445
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,324
So...
446
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:54,126
I may not know exactly
what you feel but i understand
447
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,580
And you deserve to be
happy because...
448
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,962
you are a stunner
compassionate, and special person.
449
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,307
Not to mention...
450
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,008
you have a crazy body
451
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,928
I mean, Jianu might be
mute, but not blind.
452
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:17,774
You two belong
here, and you belong together.
453
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,026
And, you have all eternity
454
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,403
so there is plenty of time
to change things.
455
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,904
Oh, thank you. I really had
need to hear it.
456
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:26,951
come here
457
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,912
Phew! Hugs of course
they are amazing to you.
458
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,382
Stupid ledge. No stairs.
459
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,719
Hmm!
460
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,966
Everyone here really loves each other.
461
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,799
Looks like someone learned something.
462
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,857
Well... why someone else
he is a very good teacher.
463
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,648
Eleanor! Hello.
464
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,064
how are you my dear
sweet "maid?
465
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,237
Never better. What's going on?
466
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,618
Well, Janet
he was acting as my assistant.
467
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,873
It's not what it was designed to be
to do. It didn't go well.
468
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,249
But now I'm back
in normality.
469
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,243
It turns out that
the best Janet
470
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,163
it was Janet who was there
inside Janet all the time.
471
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,839
She felt a little lost
472
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,502
so i gave her a self help book
to restore her confidence.
473
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,470
Now I live my truth and
I create my own bliss.
474
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,723
Yes. But finally
anyway, um... look
475
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,305
Michael asked me if I would
I served as his assistant
476
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,312
but I would really like to focus
in my relationship with Giannu.
477
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,936
Well, I suggested you
for work.
478
00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:45,312
Eleanor, you and I could
to work side by side
479
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,152
to understand what is going on
wrong with this neighborhood.
480
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,450
will you help me
481
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,493
How could I say no?
482
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,199
Hooray! Hooray!
- Long live!
483
00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,418
What now?
484
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:11,756
Relax, Eleanor. This one
you sent it to yourself.
485
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:15,642
This is yours
guilt, which manifests itself.
486
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,470
I was waiting for you.
487
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,103
Jianu? Are you talking now?
488
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,153
You sent me these
threatening notes?
489
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,483
What's on the steps, man?
490
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,943
You are a good Buddhist monk!
491
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,401
You don't belong here. Admit it.
492
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:37,577
Okay, you have
right. I don't belong here.
493
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,867
Michael made a mistake.
But I'm trying, man.
494
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:44,038
I really try to be a good person,
and I think I'm changing, for the better.
495
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,672
so please
don't badmouth me.
496
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,500
Don't worry. I won't do it.
497
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,484
Because neither do I
i have to be here!
498
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,340
I don't know how I got here
I have no idea what's going on
499
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,849
and I'm going crazy, my dear!
500
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,261
You have to help me! I'm afraid!
501
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,607
What;