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<i>Coco, Sophie, Mel, and I
met in middle school,</i>

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<i>and we were instantly best friends.</i>

3
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<i>Sophie was the sweetest girl
you've ever met.</i>

4
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Hey, guys, I got us mixtapes.

5
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- You're kidding.
- Oh, my gosh.

6
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Thank you so much.

7
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<i>Coco was a total badass.</i>

8
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Are you fucking kidding me?

9
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Hey, get back here! I'm gonna
stomp your fucking ass, bitch!

10
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<i>And Mel...</i>

11
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Guys, look, I just stole a Mercedes.

12
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<i>Mel was completely insane.</i>

13
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Holy shit.

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Come on, get in.

15
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I'm not gonna stop

16
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until you get in.

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- Wanna go?
- Okay.

18
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- Can we go?
- Okay.

19
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Okay.

20
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<i>We stayed super close
over the years.</i>

21
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{\an8}<i>All through high school,</i>

22
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{\an8}<i>and our 20s</i>

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<i>and our 30s.</i>

24
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<i>We always had the best time together.</i>

25
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<i>But unfortunately,
our lives have gotten so busy</i>

26
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<i>with our kids
and our families and our jobs,</i>

27
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<i>we never really get to see
each other anymore.</i>

28
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<i>As for me,</i>

29
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<i>I've been buried in work
for the last six months.</i>

30
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This court finds for the plaintiff
and awards him full restitution.

31
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Case is adjourned.

32
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- Ah.
- Thank you for your great work.

33
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- Of course. Congratulations.
- Thank you.

34
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- I'll call you later. Okay.
- Okay.

35
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Hey, great job today.

36
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Thanks. You too. You did great.

37
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Honestly, I'm glad you won.
My client is such an asshole.

38
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I've had my share of those.

39
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So, I don't usually do this,

40
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but now that the case is over,

41
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can I take you to dinner?

42
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Oh. Are you looking for a job?

43
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What? No.
No, because I like you.

44
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

45
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Are you, uh...
are you asking me on a date?

46
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I was trying to.

47
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Oh, yes. Okay. I would... yes.
I would love that.

48
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- Okay.
- Yeah, I'm good at dating.

49
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- Great.
- Uh-huh.

50
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When's good for you?

51
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Okay. Um. Oh, let me look.

52
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Let's see here.
So, I can't do this weekend.

53
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And then my son has soccer playoffs.

54
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And my dad is getting his hip s-surgery.

55
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Back in trial again. Um...

56
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There... July 19th?

57
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- You mean three months from now?
- Mm.

58
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The joys of being a single mom.

59
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You know what? If something opens up,
why don't you give me a call?

60
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- Yes. Okay. I will do that.
- Nice to see you.

61
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All right.

62
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Bye.

63
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That was sad.

64
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Hi.

65
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Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm sorry. Okay.

66
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Okay. Yeah. Be right there.

67
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<i>Sophie!</i>

68
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<i>I'm coming!</i>

69
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Sophie!

70
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Where were you?

71
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I was at my son's recital,
like I mentioned.

72
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You can't just
leave me like that.

73
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I needed lunch, and no one was here.

74
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I was scared.

75
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I know. I know. It's okay, Toby.

76
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I got you lunch on my way back.

77
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Oh, okay. Great. Well, just,
uh, do I get a choice?

78
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I've just got to eat whatever
you've decided?

79
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12-piece sashimi platter,

80
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pork gyoza, and seaweed salad.

81
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Fuck! That's exactly what I wanted!

82
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Yes, I know. Do you need a bib?

83
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No. I'm not a baby.

84
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No, of course not.

85
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No, you are the parking lot
king of California.

86
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Yes, I am.

87
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Okay. Do you need anything else?

88
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Yes. Yes, actually, I do.

89
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Um.

90
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Last night was a total disaster.

91
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A light bulb died
in my second beach house,

92
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and I had to change it myself.

93
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Oh, Toby, I am so sorry.

94
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I need you to stay on top of my needs.

95
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Anticipate. You know? Anticipate.

96
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- Absolutely.
- Okay.

97
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I still don't understand why
we have to exchange the kids

98
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in, like, a neutral location.

99
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Because every time we exchange
the kids at my house,

100
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you break plates
and you make fun of my penis.

101
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Okay, I don't...

102
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Can I just have my kids, please?

103
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Okay, girls.

104
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- Have a good week.
- Hi!

105
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Oh, my God, I missed you so much!

106
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You look so cute. Look at those boots.

107
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- Mommy!
- Hi, bubba! Oh, my God!

108
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- Okay, here you go.
- Say bye to Daddy.

109
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Have fun. I love you. Good bye.

110
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Bye, Daddy. Bye, Margaret.

111
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Oh, Margaret's here. Amazing.

112
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That is awesome.
Put your seatbelts on.

113
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Why you letting that hoochie
around my kids?

114
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She's my girlfriend, Coco,
and she's great with the kids.

115
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How is it even possible that my husband
left me for an older woman?

116
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You're supposed to leave me
for, like, Gigi Hadid.

117
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Not Ina Garten.

118
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- She's not Ina Garten.
- No, truly,

119
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does she just, like, turn you on
with her Velcro sneakers?

120
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I'm not entertaining this.

121
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- Hey, bub!
- Hey, Mommy.

122
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We can hear everything
you're saying.

123
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Oh, you can? That's, um...

124
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That's not great.

125
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Mommy, why are you always so mad?

126
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That's a great question. I, um...

127
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I'm gonna say bye to Daddy, okay?

128
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- Did you put them up to this?
- I... You know I didn't.

129
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This feels like
you put them up to this, Roger.

130
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Did she put them up to this?

131
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No, no, she did not put them up to this.

132
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Have you thought about...

133
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I don't know, maybe going to therapy?

134
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Oh, my God, with the therapy!

135
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You gotta shut the fuck up
about the therapy.

136
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Look, I just think a good therapist

137
00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,258
might be able to help you with your...

138
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with your anger issues.

139
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Are you calling me an angry Black woman?

140
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No, no, no. I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying... I'm not...

141
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No one's calling...

142
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not calling her an angry Black woman.

143
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Let me tell you something.
I am mixed, motherfucker, okay?

144
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And my Black side is cool
as hell right now.

145
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Truly, she is wall-twerking
at the Essence Fest,

146
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living her best life in
a white outfit with no stains.

147
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But my white side? Ooh, baby!

148
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You just pissed my white side off.

149
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It's like you just asked me
to put shoes on at Walmart,

150
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and I ain't gonna do it.
You understand what I'm saying?

151
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I don't. I don't understand
what you're saying, Coco.

152
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Can we be done with this now, please?

153
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Okay.

154
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Goodbye, Margaret.

155
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Your hair looks nice today.

156
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She's not deaf.

157
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Whatever.

158
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Mama, you okay?

159
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Yeah. Yeah, baby, I'm just, um...

160
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Yeah, these are tears
of joy, you know?

161
00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,191
I'm just, like, really,
really happy to see you, so...

162
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,945
Everything in my life
is going really well.

163
00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,363
It's going great.

164
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:19,041
Sorry I'm late, you guys.
My day was crazy.

165
00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,459
Oh, this is the best part.

166
00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,670
Oh, what are you...
Are you watching <i>Pulp Fiction?</i>

167
00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,132
- No! No, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
- What are you doing?

168
00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,051
Travolta's about to get
shot in the bathroom.

169
00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:32,596
Hey, why don't you guys go
upstairs and get ready for bed,

170
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,682
and I'll be up in a second,
okay? Because it's 11:30.

171
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I'm gonna say goodnight
to your uncle, okay?

172
00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,857
Jesus, what did you do in here?

173
00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,776
I was teaching the kids how to cage fight.

174
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I won every round.

175
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Oh.

176
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Oh, by the way,
the dog took a dump on the rug.

177
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But don't worry, I put a napkin over it.

178
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Bye.

179
00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,092
Hey, Dad. How you feeling?

180
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Mm-hmm?

181
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,681
Oh, well...

182
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,142
Okay, you should probably
listen to your doctor,

183
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,355
because he knows more
about medicine than the guy from YouTube.

184
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:24,898
Right?

185
00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:26,733
Uh-huh?

186
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:29,653
No, but you... Hello? Hello?

187
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,892
- Oh. Hi.
- Hi!

188
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,311
I'm so sorry I'm late.

189
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,563
All good.

190
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,856
- Is Mel coming?
- No.

191
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,816
I think she's in France.

192
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,317
You want, like, a latte or something?

193
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,529
No, no, no. I have exactly four minutes
before my boss needs me back,

194
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,781
so can we just
jump right in and talk about

195
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,700
what we're gonna do
for Jane's birthday?

196
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,036
Let's do it. I can't wait. I'm so excited.

197
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,955
All right. So I was thinking...

198
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:26,293
Murder Mystery dinner party.

199
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,420
Um...

200
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,130
Girl, I worry about you sometimes.

201
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,591
All right, birthday girl.

202
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,384
- What do you want to do?
- Uh.

203
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:38,388
Honestly, I want to just lay down

204
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:42,350
and have someone roll me up into a rug

205
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,145
and just sleep.

206
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,647
- That's it?
- Yeah.

207
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,858
Okay. You want to sleep.

208
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,945
Maybe, um, a spa weekend, you know?

209
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,907
- Um, massages, champagne...
- Oh, yeah.

210
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,826
Big comfy robes, totally stress-free.

211
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,995
Oh, my God. That sounds so nice.

212
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,121
That does.

213
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,498
- Right?
- Yeah.

214
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,668
The last time I had a massage
was, like, my last mammogram.

215
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,588
Wow. Good for you.

216
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,548
Get that mammogram,
you little dirty bitch.

217
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:18,095
Have you guys ever been
to the Solaris Eden Beach?

218
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,222
- Uh, no.
- I've been. It's amazing.

219
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,182
That sounds really nice.

220
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,310
- So should I book it?
- Should you...?

221
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:27,729
What?

222
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,981
No. Oh, no. I ca... I can't.

223
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,566
I thought we were just joking around.

224
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,445
Yeah. There's no way I can
go away for an entire weekend.

225
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,864
My schedule's crazy. It's...

226
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,325
This is why we need
a spa weekend, you guys, okay?

227
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,536
We never do anything
for ourselves anymore. We don't.

228
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,955
When is the last time
we had an adult hang?

229
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,749
Like, a real adult hang
with, like, a pillow fight,

230
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,000
and, oops, my tit fell out?

231
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,878
We don't have to get that
crazy, but maybe we do!

232
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,048
I don't know!
But we're not doing that shit.

233
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,426
We're doing birthday parties
at Skyzone and Chuck E Cheeses,

234
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,055
trying not to get the norovirus.
What the fuck?

235
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,099
Truly. I mean, when's the last time

236
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,476
- we had an adult hang?
- It's been a minute.

237
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,855
Hanging out with your friends
is essential to our survival.

238
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,233
Do you understand? So come on.
Let's fight for this.

239
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,776
- Yep.
- Come on, birthday girl.

240
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,069
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- What's up?

241
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,028
- You want to do this?
- Mm-hmm!

242
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,405
- Let's do this.
- Let's do this.

243
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,531
Sophie.

244
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,368
Okay. You know what? Screw it.

245
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,746
I am gonna ask my boss for a weekend off,

246
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,832
and I'll get my husband to watch the kids.

247
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:29,916
Yeah, girl!

248
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,711
I will call the expensive babysitter,

249
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,671
the one who doesn't fuck
her boyfriend in my bed.

250
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,714
Bitch, I know that's right.

251
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,507
I can't believe she did that.
That is so wild.

252
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,259
You should burn those sheets. But yes!

253
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,094
Come on! We're doing it.

254
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,470
Wait, wait, wait, though.

255
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,973
Uh... Do we need to invite Mel?

256
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,766
No. She's a lunatic.

257
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,935
We're going to a spa, not Vegas.

258
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,271
Well, you know what?
She's a part of our friend group,

259
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:55,025
so doesn't it feel kind of
mean to not invite her?

260
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,944
She's gonna find out that
we all went away without her.

261
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,906
Or perhaps we're just adults,

262
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,074
and we admit
that she's gonna ruin the vibe

263
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,701
because she's bat shit crazy.

264
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,456
Fine. We will not invite Mel.

265
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:13,668
Yes! Oh, my God. I am so excited!

266
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,088
- I just booked a room.
- What?

267
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,966
We're going on a spa weekend, bitches!

268
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,478
- Oh, my God!
- Ready, girl?

269
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,396
- Yes!
- Here we go!

270
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,850
- So cool!
- Yeah!

271
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,894
- Look at this place!
- Come on.

272
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,105
Namaste and welcome
to Solaris Eden Beach.

273
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,940
Oh, namaste.

274
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,859
- You checking in today?
- Oh, fuck yes.

275
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,403
Thank you.

276
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,030
Excuse me. What?

277
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,032
- Hello.
- Oh, my God.

278
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,119
Fuck yes.

279
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,578
Oh, my God.

280
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,039
- Wow.
- Are you kidding me?

281
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,082
It's gorgeous.

282
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,834
It's better than I remember it,
to be honest.

283
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,919
- It's beautiful.
- It's amazing.

284
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,588
- It was good! Yes.
- Here?

285
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,675
Hello.

286
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:48,138
Welcome, Ms. Walsh,
Ms. Bellinger, and Ms. McCloud.

287
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,097
Hello.

288
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,224
Oh, wow. I love it
that you know all of our names,

289
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,059
but it's also kind of creepy.

290
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,686
My name is Ayurveda.

291
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,396
- Hmm!
- Oh.

292
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,690
May I offer you a hibiscus water

293
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,734
or a complimentary glass of champagne?

294
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,485
- Champagne.
- Oh, hibiscus water.

295
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,071
- Cham... Champagne.
- Mm-hmm.

296
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,531
Champagne makes me fart.

297
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,533
We didn't need to know that,
sis, but I love you.

298
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,035
- Ooh. Wow.
- Yum.

299
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,911
- Look at that.
- Thank you.

300
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,122
- So French.
- Ooh.

301
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,249
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

302
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,001
I have you staying in

303
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,337
our serenity villa for the
next two nights. Are there any

304
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,339
spa appointments I could book
for you at this time?

305
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,548
- Yeah.
- Yes, all of them.

306
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,385
Oh, well, we do have
over 45 spa treatments.

307
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,763
Read them to me, Ayurveda.

308
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,515
- Deep tissue massage.
- Yes.

309
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,267
- Exfoliating facial.
- Yes.

310
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,852
- Mud bath.
- Yes.

311
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,812
- Goat yoga.
- What kind of goats?

312
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,231
- Nigerian dwarf.
- Then yes.

313
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,192
- Guided meditation.
- Ew, boring. No.

314
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,361
What? No, that could be good for us.

315
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,781
What is a guided meditation?

316
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:51,201
It's a one-hour mental cleanse

317
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,037
led by our guru-slash-general manager,

318
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,165
- Shanti.
- Who's Shanti?

319
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,250
I am Shanti.

320
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,754
Oh, shit.

321
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,798
Wow, she looks like girl Jesus.

322
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,342
- I want to touch her hair.
- No.

323
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:12,263
I sense a great deal of stress
and anxiety in all of you.

324
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,682
Come to my guided meditation.

325
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,726
I will heal you.

326
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,354
I love you, Shanti.

327
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,359
- Wow.
- Okay, ladies.

328
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,694
The bellman will now
escort you to your villa.

329
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,452
Wow, this place is gorgeous!

330
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,704
BELL Thank you. It's lovely
having you ladies over here.

331
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,207
Are we celebrating anything at all or...?

332
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,127
- Jane's birthday!
- BELL Oh! Happy birthday, Jane!

333
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,670
- Thank you!
- Wow!

334
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,463
Okay, ladies, and on your right,
you're gonna see

335
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,799
our swimming pool
filled with alkaline water,

336
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,009
and over there is actually Aquarius,

337
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,972
the only poolside cafe in the world
to receive two Michelin stars.

338
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,640
- Delicious!
- Mm!

339
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,685
BELL And here is one
of the outdoor yoga classes.

340
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,687
- Huh.
- Holy shit!

341
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,398
Is that guy even real?

342
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,067
My lady boner is thick.

343
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,194
- Jane, he's looking at you!
- No.

344
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,529
Yes, he is.

345
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,865
Jane, he is checking you out.

346
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,701
Maybe he has a lazy eye.

347
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,497
Uh-huh.

348
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,167
Oh, would you ladies like to sign up
for an outdoor yoga class?

349
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,334
- Yes.
- Yes.

350
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,881
And welcome to your villa.

351
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,135
Whoa...

352
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,721
- No way.
- Oh, my God.

353
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,640
- Yes!
- Can we afford this?

354
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,602
No. No, we cannot.
I got a huge discount through work.

355
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,270
Look at this view!

356
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:43,688
Oh, my God.

357
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,565
It's like the ocean in my mouth.

358
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,483
Oh, my God.

359
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,776
Everything is so new and so clean!

360
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,278
Wait, wait, wait.

361
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,196
Is this for us?

362
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,490
- I love free shit.
- Yes, me too.

363
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,909
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God.

364
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,537
Oh, my God. They gave us bathrobes!

365
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,622
- Yes!
- Look at all of these

366
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,332
fancy lotions and oils!

367
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,295
Look at this couch!

368
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:10,381
I want to get titty fucked on this couch!

369
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,551
- Oh, my God! Yes!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!

370
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,178
I want to get in too!

371
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,889
Get over here, Soph!

372
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,441
You guys, this chair
is perfect for twerking!

373
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:44,874
Oh...

374
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,752
- I'm so glad we came here.
- Yeah.

375
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,420
I never want to go home.

376
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,089
Oh, my God, home.

377
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,342
What the hell is home?
I don't know her.

378
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,594
- I miss my kids.
- What?

379
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,556
No, I don't miss my kids.

380
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,476
Thank you for making
this happen, Coco.

381
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,437
This is the best birthday present
I could possibly imagine.

382
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,064
- It's perfect.
- Yeah. Of course.

383
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,191
It is perfect. We deserve this.

384
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,362
What's up, you fucking nerds?!

385
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,280
Ah, fuck.

386
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:25,290
Is that Mel? What the fuck
is she doing here?

387
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,376
Hey! This place is fancy!

388
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,713
I'll be back for you later, mate.

389
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,007
- I didn't invite her.
- I didn't invite her.

390
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,095
Okay, I'm so sorry.
I invited her super last minute.

391
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,889
I didn't think she would actually come.
Her Instagram said she was in France.

392
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,392
Sophie! I will literally never
forgive you for this shit.

393
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:47,312
Hey, what's up, you middle-aged sluts?

394
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,813
- Hi.
- Hey.

395
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,315
- Hello.
- Hey.

396
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,151
- Happy birthday, Jane.
- Thank you.

397
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,111
Oh, I love that color on you.

398
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,446
Oh. It's white.

399
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,864
- Yeah, you still a lawyer?
- Uh-huh.

400
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,157
Good, I need some help with that.

401
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,534
- Hey, Mel.
- How are you?

402
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,828
- Great. So good to see you.
- Yeah!

403
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,248
Soph. Sophie. Aw...

404
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,791
Oh, I missed you.

405
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,084
Well, guys, guess what?

406
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,086
There wasn't a room, but no worries.

407
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,963
I'm gonna crash with y'all.

408
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,424
It's a slumber party, motherfuckers.

409
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,345
- Yay!
- Oh, good.

410
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,933
So... we thought you were in France.

411
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,311
Oh, yeah, because of my Insta? No. Pfft.

412
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:32,649
<i>Je suis dans Paris avec mon</i>
very hot, young boyfriend.

413
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,444
But then I got your invite, Soph,
and I flew over here on my jet.

414
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,366
Oh. I wouldn't have missed
Janey's birthday for anything.

415
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,953
So if you're flying private,
things must be going really well for you.

416
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,539
Uh, yeah, I totally have
my own online business,

417
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,333
and it's really not a pyramid scheme.

418
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,460
The way you just said that
makes it feel like it's,

419
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,087
uh, very much a pyramid scheme.

420
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,880
Anyway, we're not here
to talk about business.

421
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,674
We are here to party.

422
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,717
And don't worry.

423
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,804
I brought my trusty margarita machine.

424
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,055
Wow.

425
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,641
Yeah. Oh, you know what I was
thinking about the other day?

426
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,268
You know how in every female friend group,

427
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,478
there's always one woman

428
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,773
that all the other women
secretly can't stand?

429
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:14,774
Uh...?

430
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,442
- Huh.
- Is that right?

431
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,945
How great that we aren't like that.

432
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,865
- I love you, sweetie!
- It's pretty great.

433
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,118
I missed you, Soph!

434
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,244
Aw...

435
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,663
Well, um...

436
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,624
Why'd you bring so many dildos?

437
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,543
Oh, that's just my travel collection.

438
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,752
Y'all can borrow them.

439
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,796
- Oh.
- Was I supposed to bring a dildo?

440
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:37,714
Oh!

441
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,592
Dudes, I forgot to say,
I got us all matching T-shirts

442
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,386
so we could wear them
all weekend together.

443
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,305
I didn't have time to get them
printed up, so I made them myself.

444
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,516
Yay. "Jane's birthday.

445
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,394
{\an8}- Chicks before dicks."
- Yeah?

446
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,062
Oh, that's nice. It rhymes.

447
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,398
- Right? Chicks before dicks.
- Okay.

448
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,275
Oh, wow. That was...

449
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,153
So what's our first spa treatment?

450
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:04,240
Um... Well, we were gonna do
a guided meditation.

451
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,244
Let's do it! Let's meditate
the fuck out of each other!

452
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,003
Namaste, and welcome.

453
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,176
Please, join us
in the circle of abundance.

454
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,886
- Oh... okay.
- Thank you, Shanti.

455
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:30,308
The goal of this guided meditation is
to drive all of the fear out of our bodies

456
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:34,228
so that we may become our bravest,
wisest, most intentional self.

457
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:37,064
Shanti, is that dude gonna play
his bowls the whole time?

458
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,524
It sounds like a broken doorbell.

459
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,698
Music is a crucial part
of the restorative process.

460
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,033
Got it, Shants.

461
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,368
Now, I've given each of you
a parchment.

462
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:52,330
On it, I want you
to write down your greatest fear.

463
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,332
I will then read your fears aloud,

464
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:58,711
and then burn them in this African
fire pot that Bono gave me.

465
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,004
Oh.

466
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,881
- Ooh.
- Please, begin.

467
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,385
Okay, wait, Shanti,
what if I've got two biggest fears?

468
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:09,180
Like, one, obviously,
biggest fear is bears.

469
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,016
Second biggest fear, Tom Hanks.

470
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,812
- You may write down either.
- Ah.

471
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:20,066
Now, please place your fears
into this bowl and pass it along.

472
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,822
I will now read your fears aloud

473
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,450
so that you may begin
to free yourselves from their toxic power.

474
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,996
"I am scared that no one
will ever find me attractive."

475
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,292
That's gotta be that guy.

476
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:39,585
That's that guy. Look at him.

477
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,170
- Ms. Wiggins.
- Uh, no, but I...

478
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:44,048
Just saying what everybody's thinking.
I mean, he looks like Super Mario. Right?

479
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,844
Ms. Wiggins, I will have to ask you
to leave the circle if you cannot zip...

480
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,847
<i>A mamma mia,</i> Shanti!

481
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:52,890
Sorry.

482
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:56,811
That was cool.

483
00:23:57,228 --> 00:24:00,481
"I am scared that I will
never find love again."

484
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,278
Oh, I know I shouldn't talk.
But Jane, is that you?

485
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,279
Ms. Wiggins!

486
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:10,283
You don't need to think that.
You are so cute.

487
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,784
And you've got all your teeth.

488
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:13,327
- You will totally find love again.
- Okay, thank you.

489
00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,371
Thank you so much. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.

490
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,789
But can I just say also,

491
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,624
a-Mario might be a-vailable

492
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,293
if you're interested.

493
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,378
Ms. Wiggins!

494
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,296
So sorry.

495
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:32,763
"I am scared
of how out of control I feel."

496
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,558
Oh, no, Coco, is that you?

497
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,685
The divorce really did a number on you.

498
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,604
Why are you so bad at this?

499
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,272
You need to leave the circle right now.

500
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,274
I want to leave the circle,
but don't worry.

501
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,110
I'm gonna just zip it.
There you go. Zip. Mm!

502
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:52,158
If you say one more word, you're out.

503
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,581
"I am scared of...

504
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:00,791
bears."

505
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,545
I couldn't spell Tom Hanks.

506
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,631
Oh, my God!

507
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,384
All right, well,
that's enough meditation for me.

508
00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,720
I hope you wackos get your shit together.

509
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:15,389
Oh, hey, Shanti,
can I take one of these crystals?

510
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,224
Oh!

511
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:29,654
Oh...

512
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,280
Namaste.

513
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,951
I am, uh... I'm so sorry.

514
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,203
She is the friend that we don't like.

515
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,082
{\an8}Stop. She couldn't help herself.

516
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:44,210
You guys, she's totally
ruining our spa weekend.

517
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,504
I know. I am so sorry I invited her.

518
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,755
- Me, too.
- How do we fix it?

519
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,174
We could just talk to her. We can
talk to her. We can tell her to leave.

520
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,843
- No. We can't just throw her out.
- Why not?

521
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:56,305
Because she used to be our best friend.
We have so much history together.

522
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,182
Oh, my God. I have history
with a lot of things.

523
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,892
I have history with drunk driving.

524
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,394
I have history with gambling addiction.

525
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,020
I have history with Chumbawumba.

526
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:06,107
I-I have history
with small backpacks, okay?

527
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,150
- Sophie, people change.
- Yes.

528
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,652
- Okay?
- It will break her heart

529
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:10,820
- if we throw her out.
- Okay...

530
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,905
Oh, my God. You know, you...
Wait a minute, guys.

531
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,740
No, absolutely not, okay?

532
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,368
Like, we have to suffer
all weekend so she can be comfortable?

533
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:18,744
No, this is... What about Jane?

534
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:21,205
This is her special birthday weekend.

535
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,957
And honestly,
why are we doing this to ourselves?

536
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,333
- You know why?
- Why?

537
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,751
Because we're women.

538
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,628
And from the second we're born,

539
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:31,215
we're told we have to be nice
to everyone, and it's bullshit.

540
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,718
That's bullshit. I hate that shit.

541
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,303
I... I like being nice to people.

542
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,514
- Oh, shut up, Sophie.
- Oh, my God. What a kink.

543
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,016
Here's what we're gonna do.

544
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,352
We're gonna have a reasonable
adult conversation with her,

545
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:46,313
and we're gonna say,
"Dial it down for the weekend."

546
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,107
- Yes. Absolutely.
- Okay?

547
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,359
I invited her. I will talk to her, okay?

548
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,486
We are... We're gonna make this work.

549
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,406
- Done.
- Hey, shitheads!

550
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,455
Yep. Can't wait to see her
dial that shit down.

551
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,081
Hey, Mel.

552
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,334
Hey, guys.

553
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:11,505
Hey. So you're, um... eating fast food
in a Michelin-star restaurant.

554
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:12,423
It's a choice.

555
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:15,176
Dude, I couldn't even read the menu.
It doesn't even make sense.

556
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:18,679
So, Mel, we need to talk to you
about something important.

557
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:19,597
Mm-hmm.

558
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,140
Yeah, hit me up.

559
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,559
- We love your energy.
- Mm-hmm.

560
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,187
- Yeah.
- But we came here to relax.

561
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:30,608
So if there's a way you could
just dial it down a little bit

562
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:34,153
and not make a scene
everywhere you go?

563
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:37,448
Yeah. Cool. No worries.
Of course. Happy to.

564
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,866
- Really?
- Mm! Yeah.

565
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,743
I'll be on my best behavior.

566
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,495
- Okay.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.

567
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:43,454
Thank you.

568
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:46,373
Holy shit! Who's this dickripper?

569
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:55,007
Oh. Hey, that's the hot yoga teacher

570
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,343
- that was checking you out from before.
- Oh, of course.

571
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,178
Jane, he checked you out?

572
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,596
- No, he wasn't. No.
- What?

573
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,098
- No. He actually was.
- No, he...

574
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,349
Hey. Big Dick!

575
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,476
- No.
- Big Dick!

576
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:08,312
Hey! Get over here. Yeah, you.

577
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,438
Come over here.

578
00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,482
Hey, remember just a few
seconds ago when you said

579
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,109
you weren't gonna cause a scene?
Don't do that.

580
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,945
- Come here. Come here.
- Mel. Mel.

581
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,863
- Come on, Magic Mike.
- Uh...

582
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,115
Let's see your big dong.

583
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,951
Uh, yeah, I'd love to,
but I've gotta teach a yoga class, so...

584
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,327
Hey, you an Aussie?

585
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,162
Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Byron.

586
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,080
I'm from Wollongong.

587
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,581
Oh, cool. Cool.

588
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:29,583
I do need to get to the class, so...

589
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,336
Dude, relax.
No one gives a shit about yoga.

590
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,464
- Come on. Sit down.
- Okay.

591
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,217
All right.

592
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,677
What is your name, Princess?

593
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,594
Uh, Kai.

594
00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:42,721
Oh. That's such a stupid name.

595
00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,473
- That's so sad.
- Thank you.

596
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:45,933
This is Jane.

597
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,060
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

598
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,188
She's hot. She wants to party.

599
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,274
No, please don't say things like that.

600
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:56,694
Obviously, she's on the older side,
but she's got a porno body.

601
00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,945
Stand up. Show your body.

602
00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,029
I'm not gonna stand up.

603
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:00,614
- I'm not gonna do that.
- Show him who you...

604
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:01,991
- Show him your perfect tits.
- I'm not gonna do that.

605
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,118
Okay. And she's also into butt stuff.

606
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,203
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, my God. Mel.

607
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,580
What is butt stuff?

608
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,248
What do you think butt stuff is?

609
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,416
- I'll give you 100 bucks...
- Oh, wow.

610
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,709
To fuck my friend.

611
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:13,377
Okay. Well, this is...

612
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,796
Yeah, it's been batshit crazy,

613
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,673
- but, uh, enjoy your stay.
- She is.

614
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,799
It was nice to meet you, Jane.

615
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,176
- Yeah, you too.
- Nice to meet you.

616
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,260
- Bye.
- Bye.

617
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:25,306
I think that went well.

618
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,149
Welcome to goat yoga.

619
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,861
Do we get to eat the goat
after we're done?

620
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,487
Oh, my God. Uh.

621
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:43,908
No. No. No, we definitely
do not eat the goats, okay?

622
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:47,703
Let's bring them in.

623
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,622
Aww.

624
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,873
Hi!

625
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,041
Hello. Hello.

626
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,876
Hi, goats!

627
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,336
Aw...

628
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:59,381
Okay, everyone. Let's start
by walking our hands forward

629
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:02,259
into cat pose.

630
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:03,552
- Oh. Oh!
- Forward.

631
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,012
Stretching out that spine.

632
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:08,015
Oh, wow! Look,
Jane's got a goat on her back.

633
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,476
- Oh, ah.
- Aw, that's so cute.

634
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,937
Keeping our hearts bright, everyone.

635
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,355
Hearts bright.

636
00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,568
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.

637
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:23,489
Yeah, my boss is just freaking out
because he ran out of Skittles.

638
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,408
What? He's such an idiot.

639
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:27,910
Dude, forget about him.

640
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,037
Hey, watch this.

641
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:32,790
I'm fucking the goat.

642
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:36,669
He likes it.

643
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,798
I love you.

644
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,633
Ow, fuck!

645
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,176
Ugh.

646
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,303
Guys, I think I broke my fupa.

647
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,555
Please stay calm. Stay calm.
The goats are getting spooked.

648
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,933
Okay, you know what?
You're coming on very strong.

649
00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:54,812
I've got to get out of here. I'm sorry.

650
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,483
No, no, no. Don't open that door!

651
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:04,780
Oh!

652
00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:19,962
I'm vegan.

653
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,630
I'm vegan.

654
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,471
My God, this is insane.
Look at all this shit.

655
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,473
- I know, it's only getting worse.
- We...

656
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:33,350
We have... Listen, we have
to get away from Mel.

657
00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:35,019
- We, like, have to do it.
- I know.

658
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:40,190
Oh, my God, my boss
is calling me again.

659
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:41,108
No.

660
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,446
Brah, she is on vacation.

661
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:49,616
Stop calling her!

662
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,828
You're welcome.

663
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,289
What did you just do?

664
00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:59,168
Dude, relax. Soph, this is a good thing.

665
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,378
You can't let people
walk all over you your whole life.

666
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,213
You have to stand up for yourself.

667
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:06,050
He's gonna call back any second.

668
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:09,553
See? There he is, he's calling.

669
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,722
Hello, Toby.

670
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,976
No, no, that was just my friend Mel.

671
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,356
But Toby, I've worked
for you for 10 years.

672
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:23,025
Did you get a raise?

673
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,071
He just fired me.

674
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:30,240
- Oh, my God, Soph. What?
- Oh, I'm sorry.

675
00:32:30,324 --> 00:32:31,408
Mel.

676
00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:33,369
I really saw that going differently.

677
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,912
What did you think
was gonna happen?

678
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:37,581
- I-I'm so sorry. I just...
- What is wrong with you?

679
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,500
What the fuck is wrong with you?!

680
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,668
- Coco?
- Roger?

681
00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:42,795
What are you doing here?

682
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,671
What? What am I doing...?
You tell me.

683
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,340
I got a text saying
that you were on your deathbed.

684
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,549
So I raced over here.

685
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,967
- What is going on?
- That's insane. What do you mean?

686
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:50,928
Who would even tell you that I am on my...

687
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,514
- Oh.
- Deathbed?

688
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,934
Since your divorce,
you've completely lost your mind.

689
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,727
You guys need to get your shit together.

690
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,562
Okay, so you want to tell me

691
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,481
that you invited my ex-husband

692
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:05,109
to our relaxing spa weekend?

693
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,403
You thought that that shit
would be a good idea?

694
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,988
Uh, yeah. They say that talking
is the best medicine.

695
00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:12,116
Laughter. Laughter is the best medicine.

696
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:13,951
Actually, penicillin
is the best medicine.

697
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:19,957
I am so sorry that this person
told you to come here.

698
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,126
You don't need to be here.
You can go home.

699
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336
I am okay. Okay?

700
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,630
Yep. Okay. Okay.

701
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,965
- Great.
- Sorry, Rog.

702
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:28,924
No, that's...

703
00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:32,803
He loves you. He looked pretty cute,

704
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:35,597
and he came down here
to your big gazoonkis

705
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,057
- and your gorgeous hair.
- Are you kidding me?

706
00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:39,309
- You're so beautiful.
- Are you fucking kidding me with this?

707
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,979
Get the fuck off me, bitch!

708
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,605
Fuck you, Coco!

709
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,357
- Oh!
- Human shield.

710
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,736
- Oh, my God!
- Sophie! Are you okay?

711
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,739
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

712
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,493
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just, um...

713
00:33:58,287 --> 00:33:59,371
I just...

714
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:03,500
Maybe we should spend
a little time apart. You know?

715
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:28,525
Hey, Lyla. Hey, how's your dad doing?

716
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:30,486
Oh, my God. So much better.

717
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,404
- Thanks for asking.
- Oh, I'm glad to hear it.

718
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:34,573
You want me to check
if your dinner is ready?

719
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,034
- If that's not too much trouble.
- Yeah. Yeah. Be right back.

720
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,243
Thanks, Lyla.

721
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,837
It's, um...
It's Jane, right?

722
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:50,756
Hi.

723
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:51,757
Hi.

724
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,260
I was hoping you wouldn't remember me.

725
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:59,431
Oh, no. I don't think I'm ever
gonna forget that conversation.

726
00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,683
That's great. Great.

727
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,854
Your, uh... your friend
seems like a real character.

728
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:11,318
Hmm. If by real character you mean
complete maniac, then, yeah. Yes.

729
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,445
Yeah, well, you gotta have
a few crazy friends, right?

730
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,905
They keep you on your toes.

731
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,198
- Maybe.
- Mm.

732
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,450
- Or not. Maybe not.
- Mm? Maybe not?

733
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:19,576
- Hmm.
- Speaking of which,

734
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,869
where are they? Your friends?

735
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,580
Um... We're just taking a little time out.

736
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,874
- We had a fistfight in the lobby.
- A fistfight?

737
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,209
You know what?
Can I just say something?

738
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,710
Okay. Yeah, I think you're about to.

739
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,129
This whole spa thing is such a scam.

740
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,215
You pay a zillion bucks to come here

741
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,510
and get a fucking back rub
and listen to space music

742
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,596
and do yoga,
which is stretching, by the way.

743
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,223
You know, I'm a yoga teacher.
Remember we met...

744
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,933
Between you and me...

745
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,352
I mean...
It's stretching.

746
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,396
Mm-hmm, sure. It's how I get paid, so...

747
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:51,149
And then you're supposed to walk
out of here a completely new person,

748
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,569
all centered and grounded and chill.

749
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,571
- But do I look chill to you?
- Not really.

750
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,406
- I don't feel chill.
- No. You don't look it.

751
00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:01,034
No. And I think that spas don't work.

752
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,537
And I think that this place is dumb.

753
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,454
- Oh, damn.
- Yeah.

754
00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:06,915
Well, I'm sorry
that you're not enjoying it, Jane.

755
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:08,625
- And another thing.
- Mm-hmm?

756
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,711
I know what you're up to.

757
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,547
I see through this whole charade.

758
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,426
Okay. What... hold on.
What am I up to? What did I do?

759
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:21,930
I know this place hires
good-looking Australian guys

760
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:24,016
to flirt with all the moms.

761
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:25,142
- Uh-huh.
- Huh.

762
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,270
Frankly, I find it a little insulting.

763
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,397
Well, you shouldn't,
but it's not really true.

764
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,482
- Yeah. And I just want you to know...
- Right...

765
00:36:32,566 --> 00:36:37,070
that it's not gonna work on me,
Crocodile Dundee.

766
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,490
- How'd you know that reference?
- Here you go, Kai.

767
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,784
- Have a good night.
- Oh, thanks, Lyla.

768
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,494
Um...

769
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,538
You know what? I actually...

770
00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:50,751
I think I'm gonna eat here at the bar
with my adorable friend Jane. Yeah.

771
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,879
Apparently she's having
a very hard time relaxing. I'm just...

772
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,257
I'm a bit worried she might start
breaking everything in here, honestly.

773
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,599
Hey, if you see
a bunch of hair in the sink,

774
00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,351
don't worry. It's just my pubes.

775
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,229
Oh, wow.

776
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,648
Wait, what are you working on?

777
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,859
Oh, I'm just looking for a new job.

778
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:16,943
Oh, wow.

779
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,403
Oh, right.

780
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:21,573
Yeah. Sorry I got you fired.

781
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,410
You know, maybe it's for the best.

782
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,496
Yeah, you could always come
and work for me, you know.

783
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,580
I'm rich.

784
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,874
- Really?
- Uh-huh.

785
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:31,875
So...

786
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:36,213
What is it exactly that you do now?

787
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,674
I invest in reverse crypto.

788
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,092
Wow.

789
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,261
What is reverse crypto?

790
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:47,432
I don't know.
But I put all my money in it now.

791
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:49,226
I'm just too embarrassed to ask.

792
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,773
Oh...

793
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,817
I love this show.

794
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,944
Have you seen this show?
It's called <i>Friends.</i>

795
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,070
Are you serious?

796
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:01,405
Oh, my God. Look at this.

797
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:04,533
That's like us. We used to be like that.

798
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,077
Aw...

799
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:09,579
Thanks for inviting me
this weekend, Soph.

800
00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:11,331
It's been really nice to reconnect.

801
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:14,376
Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.

802
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,212
I feel like we never
hang out anymore together.

803
00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,756
- How come?
- It's just...

804
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:24,219
I have so many things
in my life that I have to do.

805
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,222
My job, my family, the kids.

806
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:30,225
And I don't
have to see my friends,

807
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,686
so they end up taking a back seat.

808
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,312
- It sucks.
- Yeah.

809
00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:37,107
I mean, your life sounds awful.

810
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,943
Well, I mean, it's not that bad.

811
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,696
Listen, I know my life looks amazing.

812
00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:46,158
I'm ginger, but I tan.
I've got hair extensions. I'm rich.

813
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:48,410
My cholesterol's pretty good for my age.

814
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:49,953
But you know what?

815
00:38:50,871 --> 00:38:53,874
The most important thing to me,
my priority, is you guys.

816
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:58,336
If you need something, I mean,
anything you fucking need,

817
00:38:58,420 --> 00:38:59,671
I'm here for you.

818
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:03,425
Like, you want fucking
Chinese Ozempic, I'll get it for you.

819
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:06,344
You want to see a cock fight
between two roosters?

820
00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:07,471
I'll do it.

821
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,556
You want me to bleach your butthole?

822
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,266
I fucking got you, mate.

823
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:14,978
You and my crew, it's hos before bros.

824
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,691
I'm glad you came. I am.

825
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,486
I'm really glad I'm here, too.

826
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,987
Thanks, Soph.

827
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,324
Do you want to build a fort and wrestle?

828
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:29,576
- Okay.
- Yay!

829
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,383
You gotta be kidding me.

830
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,385
- What are you still doing here?
- Uh...

831
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:51,223
Their, uh, car charger is down,
so I gotta spend the night.

832
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,351
Oh, it explains the outfit.

833
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,019
- Oh, this old thing?
- Yeah.

834
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,522
Yeah. I mean, I did buy out the gift shop,

835
00:39:58,605 --> 00:39:59,439
- uh...
- Oh.

836
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:02,150
And you would not believe
how much it costs to look this stupid.

837
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:05,320
Yeah, I thought you were going to go work
on a cruise ship or something. It's...

838
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,572
It's something.

839
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:09,658
Can I get a hit?

840
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,992
Yeah, sit down.

841
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:15,872
This is nice.

842
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,457
Yeah.

843
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,258
Why did you come here?

844
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:30,595
Because I still care about you, Coco.

845
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,681
Oh, God, give me a break.

846
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,391
You ain't getting none tonight, okay?

847
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,976
You're not getting it in, sir.

848
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,519
- Getting it in?
- Yes. You're not.

849
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:38,895
I'm not trying to get anything in.

850
00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:40,272
- I'm just...
- Okay, good.

851
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:43,066
Trying to tell you that I miss you.

852
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,945
- You miss me?
- Yeah.

853
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,154
Okay.

854
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:50,448
What, your, like, really old girlfriend,
like, fall and break her hip?

855
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:51,908
Is that why you miss me?

856
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,913
Do you even know
why I started dating Margaret?

857
00:40:56,997 --> 00:40:59,249
Oh, wow.

858
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,377
We're just gonna go there. Okay.

859
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,045
It's because she's nice.

860
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,381
I am so fucking nice.

861
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,800
I have done so many
fucking nice things for you.

862
00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:11,511
Yeah, but you don't treat people
nicely, Coco. There's a difference.

863
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,263
“Oh, you don't treat people nicely.

864
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,472
There's a difference.”

865
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,308
Fuck.

866
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:21,771
Look, I know it's not easy.

867
00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:24,399
I just think that you could benefit from

868
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:28,904
you know, some professional
help for your anger.

869
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,907
Or maybe I am just angry
because my husband

870
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,158
- left me for Angela Merkel.
- Okay, Co...

871
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,951
Maybe that, okay?
Thank you so much.

872
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,536
Coco, you were angry before the divorce.

873
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:38,371
- Shut up.
- You've always been this angry.

874
00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:39,915
Oh, my God. Here we go again.

875
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,167
Why am I so angry then?

876
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:44,169
I don't know. Maybe it's...

877
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,130
because your parents weren't around

878
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,925
and you're mad that you never
got a chance to be a kid.

879
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:52,677
Or maybe it's because the world is

880
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,347
especially fucked up right now.

881
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,891
I just think...

882
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,977
that it's worth trying to figure out.

883
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,688
I-I don't like...

884
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,901
I don't want to be this angry
all the time. I don't.

885
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:10,111
It doesn't feel good.
It's exhausting.

886
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:13,406
I-I want to... I want to forgive you.

887
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,118
I wish we could be, like,
one happy family again,

888
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,704
but I'm not wired like that. I'm just not.

889
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,210
Yeah, I know.

890
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,304
- See you back in L.A.
- Yeah.

891
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:39,099
See you back in L.A.

892
00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:42,477
- Can you do me a favor, though?
- Sure.

893
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:44,604
Can you, um...

894
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,148
Can you wear this outfit?

895
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,778
What are you, like the oldest
ball boy at the U.S. Open?

896
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,613
I don't know what this is about.

897
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,616
- I'll see you soon, Coco.
- All right.

898
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,253
- Here we go.
- Thank you.

899
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:10,755
All right.

900
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:14,259
- So, you feeling a bit more chill?
- Mm-hmm?

901
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:16,177
- Hm? Yeah?
- Yes.

902
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:19,639
But that's because of the wine,
not because of this stupid spa.

903
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:21,433
Okay, look.

904
00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:25,854
I don't usually do this, but...

905
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,108
I can help you fully relax if you want.

906
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:33,278
- You didn't just say that.
- What? Yeah, I did.

907
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:36,531
- Does that line actually work on people?
- Oh, my...

908
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,949
Just give me your hand. Here.

909
00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:39,617
- What?
- Give me...

910
00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:40,702
Give me your hand.
Come on.

911
00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,245
Give it here. All right.

912
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,663
Do you know
what manotantric massage is?

913
00:43:43,747 --> 00:43:45,081
- Uh, no.
- No?

914
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,000
And I'm okay not knowing.

915
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:50,211
Well, manotantric massage
is the art of activating

916
00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:52,839
- various pressure points on your hand...
- Mm-hmm?

917
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,717
In order to trigger different emotions.

918
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,386
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

919
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:03,433
I mean, it feels nice. It does.
It feels good. It's, um...

920
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:04,642
Oh.

921
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,352
Okay.

922
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,105
That feels relaxing.

923
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:10,398
Wow.

924
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:14,069
Uh... Oh, my God. Wow.

925
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,446
I feel like I'm in a Sade video.

926
00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:17,989
Mm-hmm.

927
00:44:18,073 --> 00:44:19,199
Wow.

928
00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:22,786
But it... It feels like,
you know, a hand massage.

929
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,370
Like a, you know...

930
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,248
Like you feel when you get a hand massage.

931
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,125
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So...

932
00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,752
- Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Uh-huh.

933
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,588
Uh... Let me try a different spot.

934
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:36,132
- Mm.
- Hmm.

935
00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:38,218
And what is this supposed to...

936
00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:40,428
Complete emotional release.

937
00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:41,513
Uh-huh.

938
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:44,808
Um...

939
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,435
That's...

940
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:48,645
It's so weird.

941
00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:51,106
That one, I don't feel a-at all.

942
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:55,401
Yeah, that one's not affecting me at all.

943
00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:02,283
But maybe you should
stop doing that one.

944
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,285
Okay. I'll stop. I'll stop.

945
00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:09,457
Yeah, let me try...

946
00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:11,126
something else.

947
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,086
Oh!

948
00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:14,087
Hello.

949
00:45:15,255 --> 00:45:17,966
Wow. What's that one?

950
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,843
Ah, I think we both know

951
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,761
- what that one is, Jane.
- Uh-huh?

952
00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:26,850
Actually, that just feels like normal...

953
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,227
everyday massage.

954
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,983
Fuck me.

955
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:38,987
Whoa. Whoa.

956
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:42,157
What? How are you doing this?

957
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,492
- Well, the human hand has...
- Never mind.

958
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,786
- Don't talk. Don't talk.
- Uh-huh.

959
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:49,372
Just go to the left. To the left.

960
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,916
To the left. Ooh...

961
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,212
That is manotantric massage.

962
00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:57,422
Uh-huh.

963
00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,341
I'm very sorry that had no effect on you.

964
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,051
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm?

965
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,847
Do you want to continue
the massage back at my place?

966
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,307
- Yes, okay.
- Yeah?

967
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:08,391
Yeah.

968
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:21,070
Oh... shit.

969
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,940
Oh... Hey.
Just getting back from last...

970
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,816
No.

971
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,401
Hey, guys.

972
00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:02,695
- Jane fucked last night.
- What?

973
00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:05,365
Oh, you were wearing that
last night. You fucked someone?

974
00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,449
Wait. But I...

975
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,160
Oh, my God.
She got fingered by a dick.

976
00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:10,787
- Okay, okay.
- You got fingered by a dick?

977
00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:12,121
- Huh?
- Who'd you have sex with?

978
00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:14,499
Can we talk about this
maybe a little later?

979
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,000
I bet she fucked the yoga guy.

980
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,543
Just... It was...

981
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,295
Uh... What?

982
00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,964
- Wait, how...
- She did.

983
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:24,425
She... Look how happy she is.
She had sex with the yoga guy.

984
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,344
- Look at that.
- How was it?

985
00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:28,680
Which time?

986
00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,186
Yeah!

987
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,522
It was crazy.

988
00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:39,565
And I don't know
what he did to me,

989
00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:42,652
but my back feels better.

990
00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:45,363
Ooh. I'm into it, girl.
My neck hurts.

991
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:46,614
Can I fuck him next?

992
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:50,034
Honestly, yes, you should.
You all should.

993
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,828
I feel like I'm 25 again.

994
00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:54,289
No, wait. So you're not
gonna see him again?

995
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,624
No. No, I'm not

996
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:57,959
- going to see him again.
- What?

997
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,419
- Why not?
- That's crazy.

998
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:02,964
Because it's the guy that you
sleep with on your weekend away,

999
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,508
not the... the guy you bring
home to your kids.

1000
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,051
Yeah, but there's other weekends

1001
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:10,305
that you could just hook up
with him and have fun.

1002
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,140
Anyway, we have to get ready.

1003
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,100
We're going to be late
for our massages.

1004
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,646
Um...

1005
00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:19,856
I think she really likes him.

1006
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:21,607
- She totally likes him.
- She really likes him.

1007
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,026
Wait, so we shouldn't

1008
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:24,193
try to fuck him?

1009
00:48:24,736 --> 00:48:26,612
- No, girl, don't do that.
- Please don't.

1010
00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:32,744
Ooh, it smells so good in here.

1011
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,162
Wow-wow wa-wa-wee-wow!

1012
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,413
Ooh!

1013
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:36,831
- No, no, Mel.
- Oh.

1014
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:37,999
- Hello.
- Hi.

1015
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,667
We're here for our massages.

1016
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:40,668
Um.

1017
00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:43,796
I'm sorry, but a-a client has
just paid with airline miles

1018
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,214
and this has crashed our system.

1019
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:46,466
I don't know why
this keeps happening.

1020
00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:48,468
AdvantageMiles or SkyMiles?

1021
00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:50,803
Oh, uh... SkyMiles.

1022
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:53,598
Oh. Yeah,
SkyMiles always glitch out

1023
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,975
if you use them for anything
other than air travel.

1024
00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:57,352
Um, m-may I?

1025
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:02,982
Um, yeah, sure.
Guess she's coming in. Okay.

1026
00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:05,651
Okay, so you just need
to convert them

1027
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:07,445
into BonusPlus miles...

1028
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:11,074
and then code them
as Amex Executive Points.

1029
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:12,617
And...

1030
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,412
Okay. All right,

1031
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,122
you're back in business.

1032
00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:20,750
- Okay, girl. She did that.
- Boom. Drop the mic.

1033
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,835
How did you do that?

1034
00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:25,338
Uh, my old boss traveled a lot,

1035
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:29,008
so I just completely nerded out
on all the rewards programs.

1036
00:49:29,092 --> 00:49:31,761
- Hey, hey, hey, can I say something?
- Wow. This took a turn.

1037
00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:33,513
- You should hire her.
- What?

1038
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:36,432
I know that blonde hair
makes her fucking so sexy

1039
00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,559
you can't believe that
she doesn't have a monkey brain.

1040
00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:39,685
But that bitch

1041
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,437
is someone you need
to have working for you.

1042
00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:43,064
'Cause clearly
you're surrounded by morons.

1043
00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:44,899
I mean, that guy there
with an ice skating bun

1044
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,609
and two hairy testicles
on his chin,

1045
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:49,320
I-I don't think he can be
handling the computer.

1046
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,323
Look, we're not
hiring here right now.

1047
00:49:52,407 --> 00:49:53,533
But, um, if you're interested

1048
00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,201
in working on
another Solaris property,

1049
00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:57,120
we're always looking
for amazing people like you.

1050
00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:58,162
Huh.

1051
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,748
Wow.

1052
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,250
- Okay, what's happening?
- Oh, she's crying.

1053
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,335
Oh, she's cry... Oh, Jesus.

1054
00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:05,461
I'm sorry.

1055
00:50:05,545 --> 00:50:09,465
It's just my old boss never
said anything nice to me ever.

1056
00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:13,386
Okay, Bubs. Just stop crying.
It's getting weird, okay?

1057
00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:15,513
Um.

1058
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:19,267
Anyway, I do have a resume,
if you'd like to see it.

1059
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,309
Yeah.

1060
00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:22,770
You email it to me,

1061
00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:24,188
and I'll pass on
to corporate right away.

1062
00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:26,274
Thank you, Kent.

1063
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,819
Now, ladies,
who's ready for a massage?

1064
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,008
What's our next treatment?

1065
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,093
- Um, seaweed wraps...
- Mm.

1066
00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:37,720
And I think it's about
a three minute

1067
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:38,888
- walk away.
- Cool.

1068
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:41,349
Wha... Are you cra...
three minute walk?

1069
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,184
Guys, no way. We've got to
get an Uber or something.

1070
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,186
We can't walk that far.
We're not soldiers.

1071
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,646
- What?
- It's not that long.

1072
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:48,481
- It really isn't.
- Three minutes.

1073
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,691
Whoa. I got a better idea.

1074
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,485
- Uh, no, Mel. No. No, Mel.
- No.

1075
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:53,945
- Come on, Mel.
- No, Mel, you're not gonna

1076
00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,613
- steal a golf cart.
- Uh, mm-mm.

1077
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:57,448
Guys, get in.

1078
00:51:57,532 --> 00:51:59,492
I'm not stopping
till you get in.

1079
00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:05,289
Okay, let's do it.

1080
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:09,210
Oh, God, having white friends
is so hard.

1081
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:13,673
Whee!

1082
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,178
Hey, do you guys remember
that time we...

1083
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,264
Whoa!

1084
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:24,225
Oh, shit, you guys.
Sophie fell out.

1085
00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:27,436
Oh, shit! That was awesome.

1086
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,480
- We thought you were dead.
- I'm sorry I fell

1087
00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:30,731
- out of the car.
- Are you gonna have to

1088
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:32,358
- go to the hospital?
- No, I'm...

1089
00:52:35,111 --> 00:52:37,697
Oh, we've got company!

1090
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,867
Why are you driving away?!

1091
00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:43,911
- Oh, relax. It's spa police.
- Stop it!

1092
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,177
Sorry.

1093
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,106
Oh, my god!

1094
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,984
Oh, wine tasting!

1095
00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,124
Holy fuck, guys,
that was awesome!

1096
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:35,838
- Guys, my shoe's stuck.
- What?

1097
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:37,548
Don't worry. I got this.

1098
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:39,050
Look out! Look out!

1099
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,763
I-I don't got this. I'm out.

1100
00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:48,976
What the fuck!

1101
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,478
Oh, my God!

1102
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,043
Sorry!

1103
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:20,257
What is wrong with you people?

1104
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:22,301
Shanti, sorry. Can I just say,

1105
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,428
I did lose one of my shoes
in the golf cart crash,

1106
00:54:24,512 --> 00:54:25,805
and I just wondered,
who do I speak to

1107
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:26,806
about getting reimbursed?

1108
00:54:27,390 --> 00:54:28,849
Do you think this is funny?

1109
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,186
So obviously,
I'm kicking you out of my spa

1110
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:33,312
effective immediately.

1111
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:34,522
- Oh, no.
- Well...

1112
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,190
Oh, my God. Why? No.

1113
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,067
It's her birthday weekend.
That's crazy.

1114
00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,403
Well, actually,
you can't kick us out.

1115
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:41,570
And why is that?

1116
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:43,656
Pursuant to section 325

1117
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:46,075
of the California Tenants'
Bill of Rights,

1118
00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:48,244
you must file a written warning

1119
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:51,372
before evicting occupants
from their rooms.

1120
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,749
What a fuck ton of fun.
You're a lawyer.

1121
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,876
Well, I will issue

1122
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,254
a written warning and that
will be your last warning.

1123
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,798
The next time
one of you dickheads

1124
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,425
is even remotely out of line

1125
00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,218
I am calling the police.
Do you understand?

1126
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,344
- Yes, Shanti.
- Yup.

1127
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:06,595
Now go!

1128
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,222
Okay. Thank you, Shanti.

1129
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,810
I'm sorry we're dickheads.

1130
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,904
Hi. Are you still serving lunch?

1131
00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:25,948
- I'm sorry, no.
- Oh, no?

1132
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:27,575
But...

1133
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,702
- Hi.
- Hi.

1134
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:30,745
Everything okay?

1135
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,247
I just, um... missed lunch.

1136
00:55:33,706 --> 00:55:35,541
Yeah, we can't have that.
Come on.

1137
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:42,673
Here we go.

1138
00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:49,638
Hey, Sammy, can I get a station?

1139
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:51,932
Hey, yeah, sure. Use, uh, 16.

1140
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,601
Thanks, mate.

1141
00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:56,437
All right. Take a seat.

1142
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,063
Okay.

1143
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,034
Aw, yes.

1144
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:16,040
How do you know how to do this?

1145
00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,209
I've worked in a lot of kitchens
over the years.

1146
00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:21,337
- Mm-hmm.
- When I was younger,

1147
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,338
I always thought I'd

1148
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:23,964
open my own
little restaurant someday.

1149
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,550
Yeah? And then what happened?

1150
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:27,802
Uh...

1151
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,179
I got into yoga.
I started working here,

1152
00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:34,058
and it's just such a cushy gig,
you know? So...

1153
00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,061
- You gave up on your dreams?
- Oh...

1154
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:38,896
Ouch.

1155
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,190
- But you're not wrong, yeah.
- Mm.

1156
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:42,900
Mm!

1157
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:43,859
Too tight?

1158
00:56:44,777 --> 00:56:45,903
That's great.

1159
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,407
- Hi, hello.
- Hello.

1160
00:56:50,491 --> 00:56:51,909
I'm here to check in
for my mud bath.

1161
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:53,619
Last name is Bellinger.

1162
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:56,121
So your private room
is just down this hall.

1163
00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:57,623
Your name
is written on the door.

1164
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,001
Put it there. Look at us, bitch.

1165
00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:03,337
- You got this.
- Mud.

1166
00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:11,303
Oh, sh...

1167
00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:13,097
Oh, my God.

1168
00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:15,349
Oh, my God.
Coco, what are you doing here?

1169
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,643
What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?

1170
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,436
I booked this mud bath for me,

1171
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,896
and they brought me here
because...

1172
00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,109
because we have
the same last name.

1173
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,610
Yeah, they double booked us.

1174
00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:29,446
- Um...
- Okay. Great. This is, um...

1175
00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:31,532
I'm gonna go see if they have
another room available

1176
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,035
for another Bellinger,
which is me.

1177
00:57:35,911 --> 00:57:37,538
Wait, wait, wait. Coco. Just...

1178
00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:40,875
Take the other side.
I mean, there's plenty of room.

1179
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:41,876
Um...

1180
00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:43,252
Okay.

1181
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:44,879
Wait, you got
a bathing suit on under there?

1182
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:45,921
Mm-hmm.

1183
00:57:46,005 --> 00:57:47,756
Cool. You just keep
your hands to yourself.

1184
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,674
Okay.

1185
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:55,806
So what did you want to be
when you were little, hey?

1186
00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:58,142
Uh... Well, I've always wanted
to be a lawyer.

1187
00:57:58,225 --> 00:57:59,727
Hmm. Do you still love your job?

1188
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,770
- I do. I do love it. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

1189
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:04,023
I love helping people and...

1190
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:09,612
I mean, sometimes, if my boss
is dumping too much work on me

1191
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,655
or my kids are sick

1192
00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:13,616
or my dad's being a nightmare,
I, um...

1193
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:16,410
I feel like
I'm being buried alive.

1194
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,330
But other than that, it's great.

1195
00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:21,123
Tell me, what's one thing
that you do

1196
00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:22,917
that's just totally
for yourself?

1197
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,210
One thing I do for... Okay.

1198
00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:26,587
- Mm-hmm.
- So that's easy.

1199
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:27,755
Um...

1200
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:30,174
Well, I... I...

1201
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,134
- What? It's...
- Struggling?

1202
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,094
Um...

1203
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,306
Look, 99% of this
wellness stuff,

1204
00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:38,557
it's bullshit, right?

1205
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:42,811
But the self-care part of it
is real.

1206
00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:44,563
Sometimes...

1207
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:47,775
Sometimes you just...
You have to put yourself first

1208
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:49,109
and just do what you want to do.

1209
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,694
- Hmm.
- 'Cause, Jane,

1210
00:58:50,778 --> 00:58:52,696
when people
just give and give and give,

1211
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:56,700
eventually there's nothing left
and they crash.

1212
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:00,371
I'd hate to see that
happen to you.

1213
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,372
Yeah.

1214
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,835
You're gonna make me
really like you, aren't you?

1215
00:59:06,919 --> 00:59:09,338
Whatever do you mean?

1216
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:18,097
Mm.

1217
00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:20,182
It needs more garlic.

1218
00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:21,934
No, it's perfect.

1219
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:27,147
Thank you.

1220
00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:28,774
You're welcome.

1221
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:43,914
- Come on in.
- I mean...

1222
00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,960
Oh, this is, like, amazing.

1223
00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,628
- Yeah, it's good, right? Yeah.
- It feels good.

1224
00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:51,338
It's, like, healing.
It's got, like, um, like a...

1225
00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:52,840
- like a creamy texture.
- Like a creamy texture.

1226
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:55,217
Shut up. Stop.

1227
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:58,429
So, um,
why aren't you in LA yet?

1228
00:59:58,721 --> 01:00:02,307
Margaret wasn't very happy
that I came out here to see you.

1229
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,268
- Is that so?
- That is so.

1230
01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:07,771
Margaret's jealous of <i>moi?</i> Hmm.

1231
01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:12,234
You know, she knows that
I still have feelings for you

1232
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:15,237
and, um, can't be easy for her.

1233
01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:19,241
It's gotta be
really hard for her, like,

1234
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,994
harder than figuring out
what Wi-Fi is or...

1235
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:22,911
Coco!

1236
01:00:22,995 --> 01:00:25,539
Does she always have, like,
hard candies for you?

1237
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,874
- You are... You're the worst.
- What?

1238
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:27,833
What? I just want to know.

1239
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,084
Does she like to go for...

1240
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,005
long walks at the mall
because it's super flat?

1241
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:34,214
What?

1242
01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:37,384
Rog, do not hit my hair, okay?

1243
01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:38,844
I have a perfect curl right now.

1244
01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:39,887
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1245
01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,013
- I meant to do that.
- Yeah.

1246
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,184
Oh, you're gonna get it now, boy.

1247
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,561
Right...

1248
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:50,355
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Are you serious?

1249
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:52,149
- No, no, no. Oh, my God.
- Damn, boy!

1250
01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,318
- I think...
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you okay?

1251
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:55,235
- Let me see your eye.
- It's okay.

1252
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:56,153
Wait. Is that... wait.

1253
01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:57,946
- It's like... open your eye.
- Oh, no. It's a sneak attack.

1254
01:00:58,030 --> 01:00:59,698
Oh!

1255
01:00:59,782 --> 01:01:03,160
- You are gonna fucking get it!
- No, no, no. I get to do that.

1256
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,661
Oh!

1257
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:18,300
Hah!

1258
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:19,885
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1259
01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:22,721
No, no, no, no.
Too deep. Too deep. Too deep.

1260
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,104
Mm.

1261
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,439
- It's so good.
- So good.

1262
01:02:15,107 --> 01:02:16,525
- Mm.
- Hmm.

1263
01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:17,943
Oh, hey, Coco.

1264
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,695
- Hey.
- Hi.

1265
01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,655
- What's up?
- Oh, hi.

1266
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,031
- Oh, hey.
- Uh-oh.

1267
01:02:23,115 --> 01:02:24,199
- What...
- Something's weird.

1268
01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:25,325
- What?
- What's happening?

1269
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,035
I fucked Roger.

1270
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:28,662
- What?
- No!

1271
01:02:28,996 --> 01:02:31,373
And I think I want to, like,
keep fucking Roger?

1272
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,333
Yay! Are you guys
getting back together?

1273
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:36,086
I don't know. I don't... maybe.

1274
01:02:36,170 --> 01:02:37,588
I have no idea.

1275
01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:39,882
I didn't know you can even,
like, fuck your ex.

1276
01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:40,883
I thought you guys just, like,

1277
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,552
had sex or something,
you know, sad.

1278
01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:44,761
But we fucked. He fucked me.

1279
01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:46,138
Aw.

1280
01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:49,308
I feel like I want to, um, maybe
give him a second chance?

1281
01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:51,476
- That would be amazing. Yes.
- Amazing.

1282
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,478
Oh, that's me.

1283
01:02:54,146 --> 01:02:55,772
Oh, my God. It's my old boss.

1284
01:02:55,856 --> 01:02:57,065
Pick it up.

1285
01:02:57,149 --> 01:02:58,233
Put that shit on speaker.

1286
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:00,652
- Toby.
<i>- Sophie,</i>

1287
01:03:00,736 --> 01:03:02,487
<i>you gotta help me.</i>

1288
01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:04,865
- A-Are you running?
<i>- Yes.</i>

1289
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,909
<i>I-I forgot the code
to my third ski house,</i>

1290
01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:08,118
<i>so I tried to break in.</i>

1291
01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:10,120
<i>And now I'm being attacked
by my own dogs.</i>

1292
01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:11,246
<i>Do you know my code?</i>

1293
01:03:11,330 --> 01:03:12,414
- I do.
<i>- Oh, great.</i>

1294
01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:14,124
I do know your code,

1295
01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:15,167
but I...

1296
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,879
don't work for you
anymore, remember?

1297
01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:20,589
<i>- What?</i>
- That's right, girl.

1298
01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,049
- Yes!
- You fired me

1299
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,676
after I decided to spend
the weekend with my friends.

1300
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:25,719
- Yep.
- That's right.

1301
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:26,762
<i>I know, I know.
I should not have done that.</i>

1302
01:03:27,054 --> 01:03:28,555
<i>But if you come back
to work for me right now,</i>

1303
01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:30,182
<i>I-I will double your pay.</i>

1304
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,145
You should have thought
about that before you fired me.

1305
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,356
Anticipate, right?

1306
01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:38,607
Ooh!

1307
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,901
<i>Are you really gonna let me
get eaten by a dog?</i>

1308
01:03:42,778 --> 01:03:46,240
Never call me again,
you fucking prick.

1309
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:48,617
Bye!

1310
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,827
- Yes! Yes!
- Oh, my God!

1311
01:03:50,911 --> 01:03:51,745
Amazing!

1312
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:54,581
I feel like I just drank
an entire soda.

1313
01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:57,084
Oh!

1314
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,503
- Oh, who's that now?
- Oh. Guys, guys.

1315
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,047
Jane's birthday present is here.

1316
01:04:02,381 --> 01:04:04,341
Come in. The door's open.

1317
01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:05,968
Do you know what this is?

1318
01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,308
Who are these enormous men?

1319
01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:15,936
Oh, Mel brought strippers
to the spa.

1320
01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:18,563
Goodness.

1321
01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:20,399
No way!

1322
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:27,072
Wait, it's my t-shirts!

1323
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,742
- Ooh.
- They are coordinated.

1324
01:04:30,826 --> 01:04:33,495
Right?

1325
01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:35,163
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1326
01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:38,208
You can touch their dicks,
but it's five bucks extra.

1327
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:41,336
Their dicks look like
a hot potato in a microwave.

1328
01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:45,507
Oh, oh!

1329
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:48,635
Okay, happy birthday!

1330
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:49,678
Aw!

1331
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:50,887
- Thank you.
- Aw...

1332
01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:53,682
I will cherish
this present forever.

1333
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,892
- Oh, you're so welcome.
- Thank you.

1334
01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:58,520
Show us your dicks,

1335
01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:02,065
- you cowards. Come on!
- Happy birthday!

1336
01:05:02,149 --> 01:05:04,026
Who are all these people?

1337
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:06,153
I invited everyone
from the hotel.

1338
01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:08,113
So, listen, can we just, uh,

1339
01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:09,948
not let things
get out of control, all right?

1340
01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,159
Because Shanti
is going to murder us.

1341
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:14,328
Nothing is gonna get
out of control.

1342
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,746
Oh, there's a-Mario.

1343
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,831
I'm gonna have a-sex with him.

1344
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,292
No.

1345
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:22,127
What is happening?

1346
01:05:23,545 --> 01:05:25,380
Oh, there's the birthday girl.

1347
01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:27,341
- Hi. Hi.
- Hello.

1348
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:28,925
Oh...

1349
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:30,594
Hello.

1350
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,513
Well, it seems I forgot my
little tiny gold shorts at home.

1351
01:05:34,014 --> 01:05:34,973
- You did.
- So...

1352
01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:36,058
Would you like to dance?

1353
01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:37,059
Yes.

1354
01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:59,122
I can't stop thinking
about your gnocchi.

1355
01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:01,917
Well, you've, uh...

1356
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,627
you've inspired me
to think about

1357
01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:05,212
opening my own place again, actually.

1358
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,630
- Really?
- Yeah.

1359
01:06:07,339 --> 01:06:10,550
I don't think I've ever
inspired anyone before.

1360
01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:11,968
- Come on.
- No.

1361
01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:13,428
- Really?
- No.

1362
01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:16,264
How... That can't be true.
I mean,

1363
01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:18,767
you do the impossible every day.

1364
01:06:19,101 --> 01:06:21,603
- I find that so inspiring.
- Thank you.

1365
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,107
I'd, uh...

1366
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:28,110
I'd really like
to see you again, Jane.

1367
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:31,780
Oh.

1368
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:33,949
You don't have to do that.

1369
01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,784
- You don't have to...
- Do what?

1370
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:36,952
You don't have to do...

1371
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,746
pretend that you want
to see me again,

1372
01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:42,374
just so I can leave here
with my dignity intact.

1373
01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:44,793
No, no, no, that's...
That's not what I'm doing.

1374
01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:46,169
Okay?

1375
01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:49,881
Plus, why would you
want to see me again?

1376
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:52,175
You're you,

1377
01:06:52,259 --> 01:06:54,219
and I'm some weird lady.

1378
01:06:54,302 --> 01:06:56,638
You're not a weird lady.

1379
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:58,181
Don't say that.

1380
01:06:58,265 --> 01:07:03,353
No, but let me just say
thank you for this weekend.

1381
01:07:03,437 --> 01:07:05,272
- It's been...
- I'm glad.

1382
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,233
Truly the best...
I've had the best time.

1383
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,192
- Jane...
- And...

1384
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:13,572
I genuinely like you, okay?

1385
01:07:15,282 --> 01:07:17,117
And I want to see you again.

1386
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:18,326
Oh...

1387
01:07:18,410 --> 01:07:19,995
Are you serious?

1388
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,833
Uh, yes. Why is that so hard
to believe? Of course.

1389
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:31,381
Well, that would be...
I mean, I would love that.

1390
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,928
- But how?
- Um...

1391
01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:40,182
I could come down
to LA next week, yeah?

1392
01:07:40,265 --> 01:07:42,184
I don't think, um...

1393
01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:46,480
I'm not, um, free
until July 19th.

1394
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:51,693
Three... Three months from now?
Really?

1395
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,737
I have two kids. You know that.

1396
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,947
I have a sick dad and my...

1397
01:07:56,031 --> 01:07:58,700
I have a job that's, um...

1398
01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:03,413
I don't know
if I have room in my life

1399
01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:05,415
for a relationship right now.

1400
01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:09,336
Are...

1401
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,757
Are you being serious?

1402
01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:18,762
Well, I just don't see how
it could work in the real world.

1403
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,764
I'm sorry.

1404
01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:26,520
All right, um...

1405
01:08:28,522 --> 01:08:31,149
Boy, I... I feel stupid.

1406
01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:34,152
Um... I'm just gonna go, Jane.

1407
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:36,571
But wait. Did...

1408
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:38,990
Shit.

1409
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:20,532
- Hey.
- Hey.

1410
01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:23,201
Hi, so, um,
we're actually having a party,

1411
01:09:23,285 --> 01:09:26,204
and I want to know
if you want to come with me

1412
01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:27,581
and, like,
come dance and hang out.

1413
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:29,374
Roger, who is it?

1414
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:30,584
- Who's that?
- Look...

1415
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:31,835
Who the hell is that, Roger?

1416
01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:33,169
Who the hell is that?

1417
01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:36,506
Roger, why is your very old
girlfriend sitting on your bed?

1418
01:09:36,590 --> 01:09:37,591
I'm 57.

1419
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,718
Bitch, don't tell people that.
You look old as fuck.

1420
01:09:39,801 --> 01:09:41,386
Coco, can you calm down, please?

1421
01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:43,305
No. No, I will not calm down.

1422
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:45,056
You cannot get with me
in the afternoon

1423
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:46,808
and then get with
Barbara Bush at night.

1424
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:47,934
Are you crazy?

1425
01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:49,436
Look, I told Margaret

1426
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,271
what happened between us
in the mud bath.

1427
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:55,066
Okay? And she drove
out here to talk it through.

1428
01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:57,027
Oh, please.
Why would she do that?

1429
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:57,944
Just listen.

1430
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,447
Margaret and I broke up.

1431
01:10:01,323 --> 01:10:02,157
Oh.

1432
01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:03,783
Well, why didn't you...

1433
01:10:04,451 --> 01:10:05,493
Why didn't you say that?

1434
01:10:05,577 --> 01:10:07,454
Way to bury the lede, babe.
Oh, my God.

1435
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:10,498
Hey, Margaret, um,
you can go home now.

1436
01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:11,916
- Actually, Coco...
- All the way home.

1437
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,543
- Tell her to go home, baby.
- No, it's... it's... it's just...

1438
01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:14,919
- Let her go.
- Okay, Coco.

1439
01:10:15,003 --> 01:10:16,338
Come to the party with me.

1440
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,380
I... I...

1441
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,425
I don't think
I want to be with you either.

1442
01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:26,056
What?

1443
01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:31,686
Your anger is just... It's...

1444
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:35,774
It's too much, and I just...
just can't do this anymore.

1445
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:37,942
I don't... I don't want
to be around it anymore.

1446
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,864
- I'm sorry.
- No. Get off me.

1447
01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:02,509
Move!

1448
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,471
Whoa...

1449
01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,518
What is happening?

1450
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:13,603
Mel bet the stripper five bucks

1451
01:11:13,687 --> 01:11:14,979
that she would ride him
for 30 seconds.

1452
01:11:15,063 --> 01:11:16,481
Jane, you want to take a turn?

1453
01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:17,732
No!

1454
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:20,026
Soph, do you want
to ride him next?

1455
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,987
No, thank you.
I don't ride people.

1456
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,534
Giddyup!

1457
01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:30,578
Whoa...

1458
01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:32,038
- Ow...
- Oh!

1459
01:11:32,122 --> 01:11:33,665
Oh...

1460
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,046
I love you.

1461
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:44,384
All right, everyone.
Party's over.

1462
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:47,262
Take off your clothes!

1463
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:48,430
Uh, I think they're real.

1464
01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:02,694
Not again!

1465
01:12:22,881 --> 01:12:25,175
- Jesus Christ.
- Girls, like, I can't...

1466
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,302
I cannot even believe
this is happening right now.

1467
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:30,388
On the plus side, um, in prison,
there are three meals a day.

1468
01:12:30,472 --> 01:12:31,931
You can catch up on your shows.

1469
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,057
Shut the fuck up, Mel.

1470
01:12:33,141 --> 01:12:34,976
This is all your fault.
You know that?

1471
01:12:35,059 --> 01:12:37,645
I feel like it's Shanti's fault,
but not really my fault.

1472
01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:40,231
This is not Shanti's fault.
This is your fault.

1473
01:12:40,315 --> 01:12:42,609
Who called strippers
to our spa weekend?

1474
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:43,818
Who called my ex?

1475
01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:45,236
Who got Sophie fired
from her job?

1476
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:49,324
Who brought a-a crazy
Scarface amount of cocaine?

1477
01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:51,618
You! It's your fault!

1478
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:55,246
Okay, I feel like
you're just focusing on

1479
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:57,165
the negative stuff that I did.

1480
01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:00,001
Nobody wanted you here
this weekend.

1481
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,294
How do you not get that?

1482
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,171
No, Coco.

1483
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,299
The three of us wanted
to come here without you.

1484
01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:09,719
But Sophie felt bad and decided
to invite you last minute,

1485
01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:11,596
hoping that
you wouldn't show up.

1486
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:12,972
But somehow you showed up.

1487
01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:16,059
You know why? Because you,
you're like a fungus.

1488
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:18,812
You just go into places
where nobody wants you.

1489
01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,355
All right, maybe that's too far.

1490
01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:22,774
- You know?
- No! Fuck that, Jane.

1491
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:25,235
Why do we have to
constantly spare her feelings

1492
01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:26,986
while she ruins our lives?

1493
01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:28,696
We are in jail right now.

1494
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,698
Let that sink in!

1495
01:13:32,951 --> 01:13:34,953
Wait, is that true, Soph?

1496
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,205
You didn't want me to come?

1497
01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:41,167
Jane?

1498
01:13:45,296 --> 01:13:48,258
You are the friend nobody likes.

1499
01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,009
Coco, stop.

1500
01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:20,164
Good morning, morons.

1501
01:14:20,248 --> 01:14:21,457
Hi, Shanti.

1502
01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:22,542
- Good morning, Shanti.
- Shanti.

1503
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:25,587
Are these the women responsible
for destroying your spa?

1504
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,590
Yes. And I want to press
all of the charges.

1505
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,384
Very well.

1506
01:14:33,595 --> 01:14:34,971
Come with me
and I'll take your statement.

1507
01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:35,889
Wait!

1508
01:14:37,265 --> 01:14:38,892
This is my fault.

1509
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:42,061
I trashed the hotel room.
I stole the golf cart.

1510
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:44,063
I took a shit in Shanti's purse.

1511
01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,356
Wait, what?

1512
01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:48,026
You can't charge these women.

1513
01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:51,696
They did not destroy your spa.

1514
01:14:51,779 --> 01:14:56,159
I did, and I take
full responsibility.

1515
01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:01,122
Whatever.

1516
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:04,334
Charge the little red one
and let the others go.

1517
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,377
You have 30 minutes
to pack your bags

1518
01:15:06,461 --> 01:15:08,129
and get off my property.

1519
01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:11,549
And if I ever see you
in my spa again,

1520
01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:14,427
I will tell my security team
to shoot to kill.

1521
01:15:15,637 --> 01:15:16,638
What?

1522
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:17,722
Are we clear?

1523
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:18,848
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1524
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,790
You guys, I feel so bad for Mel.

1525
01:17:07,874 --> 01:17:08,958
- Me too.
- Don't.

1526
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,002
You guys,
do not feel bad for her.

1527
01:17:11,502 --> 01:17:13,421
She's loaded.
She's got so much money.

1528
01:17:13,504 --> 01:17:15,715
You know, she can
find herself a good lawyer

1529
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:19,010
and, and totally get out of this
and be fine. Okay?

1530
01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:26,225
- Hey, Roger.
<i>- Hey.</i>

1531
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,603
Uh... What the hell happened
last night?

1532
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:30,354
What? Um...

1533
01:17:30,438 --> 01:17:32,690
Can you be a little bit
more specific with that?

1534
01:17:32,774 --> 01:17:33,983
Right, uh...

1535
01:17:34,067 --> 01:17:35,902
Look, I just got a call
from your friend Mel

1536
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,737
asking for bail money.

1537
01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,823
Wait, why would she call you
asking you for money?

1538
01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:42,575
- She's loaded.
<i>- Uh.</i>

1539
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,285
<i>No, she's broke.</i>

1540
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:47,038
<i>She lost her job and her house.</i>

1541
01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:49,582
And now she's a part-time
lizard salesman

1542
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,042
who lives in Van Nuys.

1543
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,085
- What?
- What?

1544
01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:55,254
<i>Wait, so why would she call you?</i>

1545
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:57,799
Well, she said she didn't
have anybody else to call.

1546
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,593
That makes no sense.

1547
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:01,844
Why wouldn't she call, like,

1548
01:18:01,928 --> 01:18:03,805
literally any
of her other friends?

1549
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:05,515
<i>Well, she said you guys</i>

1550
01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:07,266
<i>were the only real friends
she ever had.</i>

1551
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:10,019
Oh, my God.

1552
01:18:10,645 --> 01:18:12,772
<i>Anyway, look,
I paid the money for the bail.</i>

1553
01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:14,982
<i>And she's on her way back
to the spa to get her stuff.</i>

1554
01:18:15,066 --> 01:18:17,485
<i>I just thought
you might want to know.</i>

1555
01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:19,487
All right, thanks for doing
all of that, Rog, okay?

1556
01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:20,905
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1557
01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,115
Bye.

1558
01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:28,830
We have to help Mel.

1559
01:18:30,957 --> 01:18:32,750
- Yeah, we do.
- Yeah.

1560
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,839
Okay, okay,
what are we gonna do?

1561
01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:38,756
Okay, so,

1562
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,299
- we have to find Shanti...
- Mm-hmm.

1563
01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:41,592
- Mm-hmm.
- And we have to get her

1564
01:18:41,676 --> 01:18:42,927
to drop the charges against Mel.

1565
01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:44,470
- Yes, yes, yes.
- How? How?

1566
01:18:44,554 --> 01:18:46,806
We're not even allowed back
on the spa grounds.

1567
01:18:47,098 --> 01:18:48,266
Yeah, that's a problem.

1568
01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:50,518
But you know what? Fuck it.

1569
01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:52,812
Let's go!

1570
01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:02,029
- The key doesn't work.
- It doesn't work?

1571
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,823
- The key doesn't work. Um...
- No!

1572
01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:06,367
Well, if we can't get through
the wall we gotta get over it.

1573
01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:07,451
Give me a boost.

1574
01:19:07,535 --> 01:19:08,411
- Okay.
- Right there.

1575
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:09,912
Oh, your feet are really...

1576
01:19:09,996 --> 01:19:11,205
- Goddamn.
- You got it!

1577
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:12,790
- Be careful.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

1578
01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:14,834
Okay. I'm close.

1579
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,878
- Sophie, are we doing it?
- Yeah, uh...

1580
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:18,880
Yes! Okay, push.

1581
01:19:20,882 --> 01:19:23,843
Okay. I've got it.
I got it, I got it.

1582
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:25,636
Oh, shit.

1583
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:29,473
Hey, you guys.

1584
01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:31,601
Okay.

1585
01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,644
Just forgot my key.

1586
01:19:33,728 --> 01:19:35,062
She forgot her key.

1587
01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,315
We're not doing anything
weird or illegal.

1588
01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:43,821
Jane, how are we
gonna get into this spa

1589
01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:45,531
- if our keys don't work?
- Wait here.

1590
01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:01,881
Oh, shi...

1591
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,382
Hey!

1592
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:06,010
- Run for your fucking life!
- Oh! Go!

1593
01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:09,180
Why are they so fast?

1594
01:20:11,599 --> 01:20:12,934
Oh...

1595
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:19,273
Why are they so fast?

1596
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,486
Aye... Whoa...

1597
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,282
Whoa!

1598
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,952
Stop chasing us!

1599
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,162
She's not gonna shoot us.

1600
01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:39,710
What the fuck?

1601
01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:44,590
I'm so... I'm sorry.

1602
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,218
You're gonna get
your eyesight back

1603
01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:48,719
in, like, three days.

1604
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:04,485
Hey, Mel, where's Shanti?

1605
01:21:05,987 --> 01:21:07,238
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God.

1606
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:08,531
- Oh, good.
- Oh, jeez.

1607
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:10,116
The dipshits are back.

1608
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,910
Listen, Shanti.

1609
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,289
You have to drop the charges
against Mel.

1610
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,665
And why would I do that?

1611
01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:19,292
She's a disaster.

1612
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,710
Okay, yes.

1613
01:21:21,961 --> 01:21:23,838
Obviously that is true.

1614
01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:25,840
Yeah, there's definitely
something wrong with her brain.

1615
01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:28,050
I-I still can't believe
she's allowed to vote.

1616
01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,344
But let me ask you something.

1617
01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:32,638
In your group of friends,

1618
01:21:33,764 --> 01:21:37,184
is there one person
who nobody really likes?

1619
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:41,314
- Of course, Lauren Diplodocus.
- Oh.

1620
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,233
And do you ever wonder
why you still hang out with her?

1621
01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:47,111
Actually, yes. All the time.

1622
01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:48,321
Well, I'll tell you why.

1623
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:49,613
You hang out with her

1624
01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:53,743
because without her,
life is a little bit boring.

1625
01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:56,829
Also because we love
talking shit about her.

1626
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,040
- That too.
- That's not nice, Shanti.

1627
01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:04,295
But my point is if you get rid
of everyone in your life

1628
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:06,797
who rubs you the wrong way
or who disagrees with you,

1629
01:22:06,881 --> 01:22:08,591
or who is a hot mess,

1630
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:11,260
then life gets pretty dull
pretty fast, right?

1631
01:22:11,344 --> 01:22:12,845
I mean, you need
the trainwrecks.

1632
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,639
You need the shit shows.
You need the human clown cars.

1633
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:20,394
You need them
because they stir things up

1634
01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:22,355
and they make life
a little better.

1635
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:25,524
- Do they?
- Yes.

1636
01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:28,319
I had the best sex of my life
this weekend

1637
01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:32,907
all because Mel forced me
to talk to this really cute guy

1638
01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:36,619
who I would have
never talked to,

1639
01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:40,331
and none of that
would have happened without Mel.

1640
01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:41,957
- Yeah.
- It's the same for me.

1641
01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,877
Mel got me out of a job
that I hated,

1642
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,880
and now I feel like
Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.

1643
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,382
Yeah, Mel even tried

1644
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,842
to hook me and my ex-husband
back up together

1645
01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:54,220
and it was a disaster,
it did not work at all.

1646
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:56,055
But you know,
she tried to help me.

1647
01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:57,807
And I really appreciate that.

1648
01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:01,644
So when you say
Mel is a disaster...

1649
01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:05,606
my response is "obviously."

1650
01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:08,901
I mean, she is the worst,
we get it.

1651
01:23:09,235 --> 01:23:13,989
But she's our disaster
and she's our friend,

1652
01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:17,326
and she makes things
better for us.

1653
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:21,414
And none of this works
without her. None of it.

1654
01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:25,709
I just want to say,
I love being your disaster.

1655
01:23:26,293 --> 01:23:29,505
Please don't take Mel
away from us, Shanti.

1656
01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:31,048
We need her.

1657
01:23:31,132 --> 01:23:32,925
We do, we really do.

1658
01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:37,388
What do you say, Shanti?

1659
01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,140
Please?

1660
01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:42,017
Fine.

1661
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:43,811
I will call the police,

1662
01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,229
and tell them
to drop the charges.

1663
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:48,899
Just anything so that
you shut the fuck up!

1664
01:23:49,316 --> 01:23:50,151
Thank you.

1665
01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,903
And I will be sending you
a massive bill.

1666
01:23:52,987 --> 01:23:54,530
- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, my...

1667
01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:57,616
Oh, I can't believe that worked.
I can't believe that worked!

1668
01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,618
Oh, get in here, you lunatic.

1669
01:23:59,702 --> 01:24:03,164
Oh, my God. I love you guys.
I love you.

1670
01:24:03,247 --> 01:24:06,083
- We love you too, Mel.
- Oh...

1671
01:24:12,465 --> 01:24:13,757
Ooh.

1672
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,222
- You guys okay?
- Hey, Roger.

1673
01:24:20,931 --> 01:24:23,350
Yeah, we're okay.
Thank you for your help.

1674
01:24:23,434 --> 01:24:24,351
That's okay.

1675
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:26,020
How are you doing?

1676
01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:27,813
- How am I doing? Um...
- Yeah.

1677
01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:32,902
I-I want to say, um, sorry.

1678
01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:35,237
Like, sor...
I am sorry for everything.

1679
01:24:35,321 --> 01:24:37,990
Oh, it's... Coco,
it's one weekend. It's fine.

1680
01:24:38,491 --> 01:24:40,409
I'm not just talking about
the weekend, Roger.

1681
01:24:40,493 --> 01:24:43,162
Like, I'm talking about,
like, everything.

1682
01:24:44,246 --> 01:24:45,789
Oh, okay.

1683
01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:47,791
I, um...

1684
01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:51,128
I even made an appointment
with a doctor, a therapist.

1685
01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:53,297
Oh, my God. Like,
I don't even know their name.

1686
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:55,758
Dr. Heeber Geeber
or some shit. I don't know.

1687
01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,593
- Heeber Geeber?
- Yep, that's

1688
01:24:57,676 --> 01:24:58,969
a very professional name.

1689
01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,931
And I don't even think being
a therapist is a real doctor,

1690
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,641
but it is what it is,
and they have degrees

1691
01:25:03,724 --> 01:25:05,392
and hopefully
they can give me drugs and...

1692
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:07,895
I'm just gonna try, you know?

1693
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:09,605
Coco, that's huge.

1694
01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:11,148
Yeah.

1695
01:25:11,232 --> 01:25:12,858
I'm really happy for you.

1696
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,944
I, uh...

1697
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:17,821
I really need some help.

1698
01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:20,407
I know. Babe, we all do.

1699
01:25:22,493 --> 01:25:24,787
Yeah. We do.

1700
01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:27,081
So, um, I'll see you
next Saturday

1701
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,375
in the parking lot, 2 p.m.

1702
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:31,126
- I will be there. Yeah.
- Great.

1703
01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:32,795
- Mm-hmm.
- Um...

1704
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:34,797
Maybe we could grab
a coffee sometime.

1705
01:25:35,673 --> 01:25:37,258
Yeah, in a neutral location.

1706
01:25:37,341 --> 01:25:38,300
Yeah, I'd love that.

1707
01:25:38,384 --> 01:25:39,802
- Okay.
- Awesome.

1708
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:43,264
- See you later.
- Bye, Coco.

1709
01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:45,516
- Bye. Get home safe.
- You too.

1710
01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:49,562
- Stop looking at me like that.
- I can't, I can't.

1711
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,397
- Bye.
- Bye.

1712
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:52,982
- Hey.
- All right, bitches,

1713
01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:54,358
- let's go. Are we ready to go?
- Ooh!

1714
01:25:54,441 --> 01:25:56,151
- Yes, yes.
- Wait, wait, wait.

1715
01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:57,695
- Do we have everything?
- Yeah.

1716
01:25:57,778 --> 01:26:00,239
Wait. You're gonna leave
your yoga boyfriend behind?

1717
01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:02,992
- Mel.
- Come on, she's our friend,

1718
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:06,120
and it's our job to tell her
when she's being an idiot.

1719
01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:07,538
And you are being an idiot.

1720
01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:10,207
Oh, I hate that she's making me
do this, but Mel is right.

1721
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,751
- Wait, what?
- I know. Don't get used to it.

1722
01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:15,754
I can't remember the last time
I've seen you as happy

1723
01:26:15,838 --> 01:26:16,964
as when you were with Kai.

1724
01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:20,175
I know, I know, but I think
I screwed it up last night.

1725
01:26:20,259 --> 01:26:21,844
- Oh, no...
- No, you can unscrew it.

1726
01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,887
- You think?
- Yes.

1727
01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:27,474
I mean,
he did make me really happy.

1728
01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:30,060
- He's nice. And he cooks.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1729
01:26:30,144 --> 01:26:31,854
And you smile from ear to ear.

1730
01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:33,397
Yeah, he's got a dick.

1731
01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:36,066
- Should I go?
- Yes!

1732
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,027
Okay. Really?

1733
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,570
- Yes!
- Okay.

1734
01:26:55,794 --> 01:26:56,837
Hey.

1735
01:26:58,505 --> 01:26:59,340
Hey.

1736
01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:01,508
Oh, shit.
Something's going down.

1737
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:03,719
- She's really cute. I hate her.
- I know.

1738
01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:06,055
Can we talk?

1739
01:27:06,138 --> 01:27:08,724
Hey, uh,
I'm in the middle of class.

1740
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:11,685
I'm really sorry
about last night.

1741
01:27:11,769 --> 01:27:14,188
I could have handled that
so much better.

1742
01:27:15,272 --> 01:27:16,565
The truth is that

1743
01:27:16,649 --> 01:27:18,776
I would love
to make it work with you.

1744
01:27:19,985 --> 01:27:20,944
Really?

1745
01:27:21,028 --> 01:27:24,531
Yes. Let's just go to dinner
and figure it out.

1746
01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:26,408
When?

1747
01:27:27,451 --> 01:27:28,786
July 19th?

1748
01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:31,789
Is... Is it Bastille Day or?

1749
01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:33,374
Let's go this Friday.

1750
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,794
What about everything
you said last night?

1751
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:41,632
With your family and your job
and kids and everything, Jane?

1752
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:43,008
You know what?

1753
01:27:43,092 --> 01:27:45,928
They're just gonna have to
take care of themselves for a few hours

1754
01:27:46,011 --> 01:27:49,807
because this is what I want.
You're what I want.

1755
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:53,477
And sometimes, just sometimes,

1756
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,063
I get to do
what I fucking want to do.

1757
01:27:57,481 --> 01:28:00,275
Oh, my God,
I am totally on her side now.

1758
01:28:00,359 --> 01:28:02,486
Oh, me too.
I hope they get married.

1759
01:28:02,569 --> 01:28:06,907
I'm not sure I fully believe
what I just said right now.

1760
01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,826
Plus you work at a spa

1761
01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:10,828
and you live
100 miles away from me

1762
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:12,454
and you sleep in a hammock.

1763
01:28:12,538 --> 01:28:13,831
And there's probably zero chance

1764
01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:15,249
that this is ever
going to work out.

1765
01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:18,419
But you said to put myself first
every now and again

1766
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,587
and I'm trying really hard
to do that right now.

1767
01:28:20,671 --> 01:28:23,090
So if you'll just have
dinner with me?

1768
01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:25,092
He just said put yourself first.

1769
01:28:25,175 --> 01:28:26,051
- I know, I know.
- When do we

1770
01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:27,803
ever put ourselves first?

1771
01:28:29,763 --> 01:28:33,350
Say yes before
I screw this whole thing up.

1772
01:28:34,852 --> 01:28:36,812
For you, Jane,
I'm free any night.

1773
01:28:37,438 --> 01:28:38,564
Aw...

1774
01:28:39,148 --> 01:28:40,190
Okay.

1775
01:28:42,568 --> 01:28:44,611
- Tongue, tongue, I saw tongue.
- Whoa.

1776
01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:12,806
<i>Bonjour</i> and welcome
to Solaris Monte Carlo.

1777
01:29:13,474 --> 01:29:16,351
Ooh.

1778
01:29:16,435 --> 01:29:19,104
- Oh my gosh.
- Wow.

1779
01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:21,356
I can't believe it's your job
to evaluate

1780
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:23,275
every Solaris spa in the world.

1781
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,401
I know.

1782
01:29:24,485 --> 01:29:27,196
And remember, we have to try
every spa treatment...

1783
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:28,614
- No.
- Every entree...

1784
01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,157
- What?
- Every cocktail, everything.

1785
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,618
Oh my God, this is so much
better than your last job.

1786
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,578
This is so much better
than any job.

1787
01:29:34,661 --> 01:29:35,662
Oh, wait, where's Mel?

1788
01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,626
Wow!

1789
01:29:41,627 --> 01:29:42,461
Whew!

1790
01:29:42,753 --> 01:29:44,379
- Okay.
- You good?

1791
01:29:45,756 --> 01:29:46,632
How do I look?

1792
01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:48,050
- Great.
- Insane.

1793
01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:50,302
- Okay, I... remember, um...
- Yeah.

1794
01:29:50,969 --> 01:29:53,138
We cannot get too crazy
this weekend though,

1795
01:29:53,222 --> 01:29:54,056
- okay?
- Okay.

1796
01:29:54,139 --> 01:29:56,350
Absolutely, I'm going to be
on my best behavior.

1797
01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,410
Whoa!

1798
01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:20,541
Holy shit.

1799
01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:23,252
But it feels like that goat
knows what it's doing.

1800
01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:25,629
Oh, I love you, Daddy.

1801
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:30,467
{\an8}Oh, what's that?

1802
01:30:30,551 --> 01:30:31,844
{\an8}It's a phone.

1803
01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:46,441
{\an8}It's like I've never
jumped before. Whoa!

1804
01:30:47,734 --> 01:30:49,695
{\an8}- Oh!
- Oh, shit!

1805
01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:51,071
{\an8}Sophie!

1806
01:30:51,488 --> 01:30:54,074
{\an8}Sophie, you got fucked up!
Are you okay?

1807
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:56,368
{\an8}Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

1808
01:30:56,743 --> 01:30:58,453
{\an8}No!

1809
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,956
No!

1810
01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:02,708
{\an8}What would you do for a job?

1811
01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:03,709
{\an8}Would you be willing

1812
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:04,626
{\an8}to show your tits?

1813
01:31:04,710 --> 01:31:06,795
Would you be willing
to go to Japan and escort?

1814
01:31:06,879 --> 01:31:07,880
{\an8}Would you be willing

1815
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,882
{\an8}to give hand jobs
at an old people's home?

1816
01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:13,093
I've done it. You wear a glove.

1817
01:31:14,136 --> 01:31:16,471
{\an8}You're all demented.

1818
01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:21,059
We're demented.

1819
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:32,738
I'll take a happy ending.

1820
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,197
Cut.

1821
01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:36,033
{\an8}- That's nice. Ah...
- Oh...

1822
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:37,659
{\an8}Oh! Oh...

1823
01:31:37,743 --> 01:31:39,161
Catch!

1824
01:31:41,914 --> 01:31:43,415
{\an8}Are you okay, Jane?

1825
01:31:47,961 --> 01:31:49,630
Can I just say actually

1826
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:51,798
one of the goats fucked me.

1827
01:31:51,882 --> 01:31:54,051
And today
I felt really nauseous.

1828
01:31:54,134 --> 01:31:55,636
I feel like I'm glowing,

1829
01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,888
and, honestly,
I could be pregnant.

1830
01:31:57,971 --> 01:32:00,432
I want to know the goat's
gonna pay for our child.

1831
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,851
I'm not raising this kid alone.

1832
01:32:02,935 --> 01:32:05,145
I want a hands-on dad.

1833
01:32:08,607 --> 01:32:09,483
You're supposed to leave me

1834
01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:11,443
for like some pretty hot thing.

1835
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:12,778
Not Kathy Lee Gifford.

1836
01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:14,446
Ina Garten. Angela Merkel.

1837
01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:15,989
Joy Behar. Okay, Betty White.

1838
01:32:16,073 --> 01:32:17,407
Dame Judi Dench.

1839
01:32:17,491 --> 01:32:18,784
That's so rude, by the way.

1840
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:19,743
You're beautiful.

1841
01:32:20,077 --> 01:32:21,203
This is so fucked up.

1842
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,332
I am so sorry I'm late.

1843
01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:26,500
My parrot is sick.

1844
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:28,251
I fell off my scooter again.

1845
01:32:28,335 --> 01:32:29,211
I got attacked

1846
01:32:29,294 --> 01:32:30,921
by a swarm of bees.

1847
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,261
Okay, you can have
all three of them.

1848
01:32:39,137 --> 01:32:41,682
All of my daughters.

1849
01:32:47,771 --> 01:32:49,648
Oh, yes.

1850
01:32:49,731 --> 01:32:50,899
I love you.

1851
01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:55,696
Isla, stop grabbing my ass
and pack your shit.

1852
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:58,532
I'm joking!