1 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:05,092 [Ivan Neville's "Falling Out of Love" plays] 2 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:30,073 ♪ Don't know why it seems Like a long, long time ♪ 3 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:33,424 ♪ Since I've been on the move ♪ 4 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:37,733 ♪ Oh, I'm just trying To find my way ♪ 5 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:42,825 ♪ Don't know my name Living day to day ♪ 6 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:49,527 ♪ Just a little boy Who wants to have his way ♪ 7 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:53,836 ♪ I just can't keep still And I'm ♪ 8 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:56,404 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 9 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:01,887 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 10 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:10,070 ♪ Sometimes it feels like I'm running out of time ♪ 11 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:17,033 ♪ Sand slipping Through my fingers ♪ 12 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,602 ♪ Like rivers through my mind ♪ 13 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:29,263 ♪ On the corner Hanging with the boys ♪ 14 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:33,484 ♪ I always will be ♪ 15 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:36,096 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 16 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,449 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 17 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:47,194 ♪ In and out of love ♪ 18 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,979 ♪ Out of love ♪ 19 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,199 ♪ Out of love ♪ 20 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,767 ♪ Just fooling around ♪ 21 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:58,553 ♪ Can't slow down ♪ 22 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:04,385 ♪ Should've listened To what my daddy said ♪ 23 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,648 ♪ Just wanna be cool ♪ 24 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:11,609 ♪ Another fool I can't keep still ♪ 25 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:15,657 ♪ And I'm feeling Kind of blue ♪ 26 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,355 ♪ My eyes are red ♪ 27 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:23,665 ♪ But something keeps Telling me that I know ♪ 28 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:28,017 ♪ Just what's gonna become Of this little boy ♪ 29 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:31,847 ♪ Inside this heart of mine ♪ 30 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,979 ♪ I keep on ♪ 31 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:37,200 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 32 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,292 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 33 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:47,471 - [Zach] I don't know what to say. - [gun cocking] 34 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,169 How about, "The Lord is my shepherd"? 35 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:50,779 [whimpering] 36 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,695 Come on, Angie. Drop the gun. 37 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,349 Is that it? 38 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:57,916 Zachary Hutton, 39 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,615 Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright, 40 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,486 internationally acclaimed author, 41 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,185 about to be shot to death by a jealous female, 42 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:06,925 and all he can come up with is, 43 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,971 "Come on, Angie. Drop the gun"? 44 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,712 - Zach! - I'll be right with you. 45 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,017 [cocks gun] 46 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:14,063 - Who are you kidding? - [cocking] 47 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,457 You know as well as I do, you're not gonna shoot. 48 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,198 You couldn't kill a fly. 49 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,635 I could if I caught it fucking my hairdresser. 50 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,637 - Oh! - [thuds] 51 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:26,336 Angie, come on now. Give me the gun. 52 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,731 Tell you what? I'll be fair about this. 53 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,080 Community property... 54 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,691 I keep the gun, you get the bullets. 55 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:35,780 [gun clicks] 56 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:37,826 [grunting] 57 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,132 But I saw you load it. 58 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,569 You weren't paying attention. 59 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,440 I always keep the first chamber empty. 60 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:44,615 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 61 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,530 - [gunshot] - [shrieks] 62 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,838 - Son of a bitch! - You're overreacting. 63 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:52,101 - Get out of here, you bitch! - [gunshot] 64 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:55,626 - Angie! Watch out! - Goddamn it! 65 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,542 Hello? 66 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,762 Darling? 67 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,025 [girl whimpering] 68 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,249 Come on, Angie. For God's sake! 69 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:11,990 - Good-bye, Zach. - Please! Please! 70 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:14,254 - Hello. - Alex? 71 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,081 I thought you were on a plane. 72 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,823 - Engine trouble. - Oh. I'm sorry. 73 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:22,044 You have me at a disadvantage. You obviously know who I am. 74 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:25,134 - I'm Angela Smith. - And what do you do, Angela, 75 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,223 - besides trying to kill my husband? - Alex? 76 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:28,224 - Shut up! - Shut up! 77 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,834 I'm an investment counselor. 78 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,533 And Zach's mistress. 79 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:33,751 Who was that in the sheet? 80 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,101 My hairdresser. 81 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,887 - I think I get the picture. - Alex? 82 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:41,716 If you still wanna kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. 83 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,195 Those are new sheets. 84 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,589 Go ahead and shoot. 85 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,593 No. That's too good for you. 86 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:50,899 [choking] 87 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,902 But I bet when that lady gets through with you, 88 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,295 you'll wish I had. 89 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,518 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 90 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,433 Let's see if I got this straight. 91 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,915 - Angie catches you in bed with...? - Tina. 92 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,309 In your house? 93 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,180 - She was cutting my hair. - Bed? 94 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,747 I know it sounds turgid, 95 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,966 but I have a barber chair in my study. 96 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,317 Spurious perhaps, but not turgid. 97 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,189 She was finishing up with the blow-dryer. 98 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,757 A skittish instrument if there ever was one. 99 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,280 One thing led to another. 100 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,282 Enter Angie with your .38. 101 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,067 Luckily, I always keep the first chamber empty. 102 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,895 Oh, lucky, indeed. 103 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,681 That's the first empty chamber you ever filled since I've known you. 104 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:34,899 [chuckles] 105 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,292 Scotch. Rocks. 106 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,773 Barney, do you really perceive me 107 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,819 as a major compulsive womanizer? 108 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:45,345 A 42-year-old shooting star in a galactic harem. 109 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,348 Can I be cured? 110 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,351 Do you wanna be cured? 111 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:52,787 [sighs] 112 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,876 I know it's ruining my life, and yet... 113 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:59,228 "And yet." Two words that to one degree or another plague us all. 114 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:02,753 You see, I truly love women. 115 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:04,451 Oh, I see. 116 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,366 [Zach] I love everything about them, Barney. 117 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:09,978 I love the way they feel, the way they smell... 118 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,110 Most of the time. 119 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:16,637 I have to admit, I don't like women with long, round toenails. 120 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:20,641 But that is the only abrogation so far. 121 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:24,340 And so far has been quite a while and quite a few. 122 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:27,299 - Oh, that's true. - Out of soup. 123 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,999 I long for a meaningful, 124 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:34,524 monogamous, healthy relationship. 125 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:37,701 And I was sure I had it with Alex, 126 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,399 but the truth is, Barney... 127 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:46,928 In the deep dark silence of my considered conscience, 128 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:50,061 where there's just me and me, 129 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:54,239 the unmitigated truth is 130 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,937 I want it all. 131 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,896 Hey, wanting is okay. 132 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,204 I want a loving, 133 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:05,947 faithful, caring, caretaking wife, 134 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:08,515 and I wanna make love 135 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:11,256 to everything else in long skirts, 136 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:15,652 with bare feet and ripe, juicy mouths. 137 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:21,179 Little boy-girls with small, firm breasts and tight asses. 138 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,965 Rubenesque, round women 139 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:27,272 with big Mother Earth breasts 140 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,057 and green eyes. 141 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,494 God! I could go on and on. 142 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,715 Don't. I'm getting a hard-on. 143 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,848 - Me too. - [both laughing] 144 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,372 God. [sniffles] 145 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,809 The point is... 146 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:45,029 I'm bright enough to know it's an impossible dream, 147 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,076 but I'm helpless to act otherwise. 148 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:51,166 [Alex on TV] However, the ultimate fate of the bill is still in question, 149 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,560 since those close to the president, who were willing to guess 150 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,692 believe he will veto the bill. 151 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:59,043 But proponents say such a program is the only way to... 152 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:00,480 [turns off TV] 153 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,091 Zach, may I make a suggestion? 154 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,614 Please do. 155 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:09,576 Look, don't try to solve it tonight. Go home. Sleep on it. 156 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,056 Alas, old friend, I have no home. 157 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:15,495 She chucked me out, lock, stock and typewriter. 158 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,501 [Zach] What have you got against my typewriter? 159 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,720 [Alex] You used to write on it. 160 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,636 Books and plays and movies. 161 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:29,770 Once... once you wrote a poem on our second anniversary and gave it to me. 162 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,119 And you were happy. 163 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,861 You exorcised your demons with credible thoughts 164 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,602 and good words on that typewriter, 165 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,560 and your talent turned me on. 166 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,344 I really thought we had a chance 167 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,955 "until death do us part." 168 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,261 And then one day, you stopped. 169 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:44,698 You gave up. 170 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,177 I dried up. It happens to writers. 171 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:48,353 Oh, so you bury yourself with the first available 172 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,877 young female that comes along, 173 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,313 in the hopes that she's going to 174 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:52,793 magically restore your lost talent? 175 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,490 - Alex... - No, don't say it. 176 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,274 This is a lecture, not a debate. 177 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,972 And since I do not intend to speak to you 178 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,626 for the rest of this lifetime, 179 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,280 you either get out now, or shut up and let me finish. 180 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:20,516 I'm not saying that your condition is unique. 181 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,824 In fact, quite a few older men do the same thing. 182 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,608 How about quite a few older women? 183 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,094 If you're trying to redeem yourself 184 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:36,837 by implying that I might have been unfaithful to you, 185 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,971 you're barking up the wrong "older woman." 186 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,018 I could have, but regrettably didn't. 187 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,413 I threw out that typewriter 188 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,850 because it represents everything 189 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,200 that could have been loving and lasting 190 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,942 and wonderful, and everything that wasn't. 191 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:57,248 - Can I say something? Please? - No! No! No! 192 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,946 You have 20 minutes to get your things 193 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,817 and get out of this house forever, 194 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,993 or I will get a restraining order and have you removed. 195 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,793 [Zach] It's over, but I still love that woman, Jake. 196 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,708 You think you could patch it up? 197 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:24,493 [sighs] No, it's over. It's... 198 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,715 Hmm. That's a shame, because her divorce lawyer called this morning. 199 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,934 She... She's gonna be tough. 200 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,154 How tough? 201 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,330 Well, half of everything you've earned since you've been married, 202 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,681 - 100,000 a year for the next five years. - What? 203 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,989 - The house, the farm, both cars. - You've gotta be kidding. 204 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,338 There's something I forgot. 205 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:44,905 How about the shirt off my back? 206 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,689 That's it. 207 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,517 I'll tell you what I'll give her. 208 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,388 I'll give her exactly what she's entitled to. 209 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,391 The house, the farm, 210 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:55,698 both cars... 211 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,441 $100,000 a year for five years. 212 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,706 [Zach] I'm a desperate man, doctor. 213 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,969 I need help. 214 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,798 I've gotta change my way of living. 215 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,149 And if that ain't enough, 216 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,544 I'm gonna change the way I strut my stuff. 217 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,678 ♪ 'Cause nobody loves you when you're old and gray ♪ 218 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,376 ♪ There'll be some changes Made today ♪ 219 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,118 ♪ Yes, sir, there'll be Some changes made ♪ 220 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,336 ♪ Duh-duh-da ♪ 221 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:31,995 I couldn't resist it. 222 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,302 You think I'm crazy? 223 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:35,999 No. 224 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,567 Then, what the hell is wrong with me? 225 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,701 Well, for one thing, you can't sing worth shit. 226 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,183 [Zach] I can't go on like this, doctor. 227 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,317 If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna settle down, start writing again, 228 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:52,015 and stop chasing after beautiful, young women. 229 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,933 [sirens wailing in distance] 230 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,637 [cars honking] 231 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,815 - [crashing] - [man] Whoa! 232 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,555 [car horns blaring] 233 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,911 Camera two, get a tight shot on Alex, will ya? 234 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,608 We don't wanna miss this one. 235 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,524 - KRA-TV is proud to present... - Ten seconds. 236 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,874 Have you seen Adam White's piece? 237 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,180 No. Is it good? 238 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,705 - You don't know about it? - [man] Five seconds. 239 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,664 Should I? What's so amazing about gridlock? 240 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,579 [man] On one. 241 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,845 If you drive, you know about it. It's called gridlock. 242 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,064 It happens when traffic gets so congested, 243 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,023 not even a green light means move. 244 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,634 In this continuing series on gridlock, 245 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,724 Adam White shows us how this bumper-to-bumper disease 246 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,031 is spreading from town to town. 247 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:55,383 Alex, it is now clear that gridlock is an epidemic. 248 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,211 No one can escape it. 249 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,821 You are looking at the proof here in Brentwood, 250 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,563 a shopping center for the rich and famous. 251 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,132 This can be particularly dangerous, 252 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:08,091 because paramedics can't even make their way to help gridlock victims, 253 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,311 which in this case turned out to be 254 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,879 - Zachary Hutton, famous author and playwright. - [laughter] 255 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,620 The victim was lucky. No serious injuries 256 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,494 and a beautiful amateur nurse who sells real estate in her spare time. 257 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,452 What do you bet she sells him a house? 258 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,822 For a while there, I thought, "This is it." 259 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,825 I was convinced it couldn't get any better. 260 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,827 I should have known better. 261 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,746 [sighs] 262 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,538 Don't worry about it. 263 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,845 It happens. 264 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,934 Not to me. 265 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,980 [sighs] 266 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,504 Not being able to screw 267 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,506 is as bad as not being able to write. 268 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,902 Maybe you should try writing again. 269 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,471 What the fuck does that mean? 270 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,692 I don't know. I'm not the burning bush. 271 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,565 I made a suggestion, not a commandment. 272 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,917 [sobbing] 273 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,095 - Hi, Jasper. - Welcome, Mr. Hutton. 274 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,228 There he is. Hey, Curt. 275 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,665 Hey, I'm glad you could come. 276 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,275 - Curt Ames, Helena Walker. - Hello. 277 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,755 - Hi, how are you? - How's he been? 278 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,017 Just adorable. 279 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,149 - That bad? - Mmm-hmm. 280 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,802 - Dear boy. - Hi, Sparky. 281 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,327 Faulkner's one-time heir apparent, 282 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:56,156 and all he can say is "Hi, Sparky." 283 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,289 Never mind. It's nice to see you again. Denise? 284 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,901 Helena. Helena Walker, Leon Sparks. 285 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,467 - But we've met. - No. 286 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,426 Oh, shit. 287 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,689 I foozled your redheads. Forgive me. 288 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,299 Well, you know what they say, 289 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,866 once you've seen one, you've seen them all. 290 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,042 I'm sure Zach, as an expert on the subject, 291 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,523 would be the first to denounce that canard. 292 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,178 But for the moment, dear boy, why don't you do whatever is necessary 293 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,701 to make yourself comfortable, 294 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,225 while I try to redeem myself with Helena 295 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,488 by introducing her to some clever people... 296 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,012 More her age. 297 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,623 - Excuse me. - Double vodka tonic. 298 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:38,807 I decided not to drink to avoid arguments 299 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:43,029 and to be alert to the narrative possibilities of the evening. 300 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:47,207 Then Alex arrives with my stepson, Greg. 301 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,949 Alex! 302 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,217 Dear girl, how wonderful. 303 00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,524 - Greg, you're almost as tall as I am. - Excuse me. 304 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,700 You told me he wasn't going to be here. 305 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,920 He told me he wasn't going to be here. 306 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,053 - I don't believe you. - Ask him. 307 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,532 You know that we're... 308 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,056 Shit! 309 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,884 Ask me what? Hello, Greg. 310 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,322 Come to give your old failed stepfather a big hug? 311 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:16,845 - Ask me what? - Nothing. 312 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,892 You said she wasn't coming. 313 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,894 I said she wasn't coming if you came. 314 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,288 - Nice. - And you said? 315 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,508 I said, "Oh, in that case, I wasn't coming." 316 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,119 Then I called him back, and said I changed my mind. 317 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,339 Yes, a little addendum you neglected to mention. 318 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,123 If you were under 18, 319 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,038 I would have considered it relevant. 320 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:40,216 Now, children, who is going to leave first? 321 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,046 Come on, Greg. I'll buy you a drink. 322 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,180 You are such a prick. 323 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,705 Dear boy, some of my best friends are pricks. 324 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,750 Some of your best pricks are friends. 325 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,102 There was a time when your wit was incisive, 326 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,105 but that riposte was just a feeble jab 327 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,977 from a routed ex-champion. 328 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,633 If you think I'm such a failure, 329 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,114 why do you keep on representing me? 330 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,595 That's like asking a heroin addict why he keeps shooting up. 331 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,859 It's because he keeps hoping for that first-time rush, 332 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,472 that cherry high, even though he knows he'll never get it again. 333 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,041 He's hooked, and he keeps hoping. 334 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,174 Watch out. I may surprise you. 335 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,134 You watch out. I'm beyond surprises. 336 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,140 Excuse me. 337 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,669 - [man] Leon! Stop for a minute? - [Sparky] No! 338 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,411 - [man] At least let me... - [Sparky] Oh, stop it! It's over! 339 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,153 [Curt] You cruel, graceless son of a bitch! 340 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,372 [Sparky] I'm not going to argue with you. 341 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,505 - I want you out of this house by tomorrow morning! - Sound familiar? 342 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,942 [Sparky] Now leave me alone! For God's sake, stop sniveling. 343 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,945 Try to save yourself at least a lick of self-respect! 344 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,603 Was I right? Adorable. 345 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,000 Snooping around for an 11:00 newsbreak? 346 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,837 I take it back. You're too much of a cunt to be a prick. 347 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,624 Don't say it, dear boy, write it. 348 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,504 Not being able to write is like not being able to screw. 349 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,246 Well, maybe they sort of depend on each other. 350 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,770 What the fuck does that mean? 351 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,859 How the fuck do I know? 352 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,255 I'm a bartender, not your psychiatrist. 353 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,998 ♪ The most beautiful girl In the world ♪ 354 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:55,656 ♪ Picks my ties out Eats my candy Drinks my brandy ♪ 355 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,789 ♪ The most beautiful girl In the world ♪ 356 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:04,404 ♪ The most beautiful star In the world ♪ 357 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:09,800 ♪ Isn't Garbo, isn't Dietrich But the sweet trick ♪ 358 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:14,675 ♪ That will make me believe It's a beautiful world ♪ 359 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,590 I really hoped when Molly moved in 360 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,854 that we had a good chance at a long-term relationship. 361 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:25,425 ♪ My romance doesn't Have to have a moon ♪ 362 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,514 ♪ In the sky ♪ 363 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:33,172 ♪ My romance doesn't Need a blue lagoon ♪ 364 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,348 ♪ Standing by ♪ 365 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:39,003 ♪ No month of May ♪ 366 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,964 ♪ No twinkling star ♪ 367 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,533 ♪ No hideaway ♪ 368 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,190 ♪ No soft guitar ♪ 369 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:56,717 ♪ My romance doesn't need A castle ♪ 370 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,200 Any idea what started it? 371 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,245 Spontaneous combustion. 372 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,855 What's that? 373 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:09,817 The inevitable consequence of excessive vicissitude. 374 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:11,993 What's that? 375 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:13,516 Pressure. 376 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,475 Well, come on, explain. 377 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:20,915 Two people, who live an inharmonious existence together 378 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,091 eventually arrive at a point 379 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,832 where the pressure is so great, 380 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,790 somebody has to give. 381 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,577 Unless you bleed off a certain amount of steam in a pressure cooker, 382 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,319 - it will explode. - Excessive vicissitude. 383 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,843 When wood is too dry and the sun is too hot... 384 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,541 - Spontaneous combustion. - Exactly. 385 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,109 You were the wood, Molly was the sun. 386 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,025 A felicitous analogy. 387 00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,506 - And what's that? - Showing off with big words. 388 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,681 Oh! 389 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,639 It's a condition that occurs 390 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,685 when I mix a lack of self-esteem 391 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,556 with an abundance of alcohol. 392 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,516 To be precise, a Banzai Sunset. 393 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,953 - All right, Zach. Car keys. - Uh-uh. 394 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:03,262 Hey, Barney, Molly took my Jeep and my Mercedes burned up with the fire. 395 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,264 Come on. Give her some credit, will ya? 396 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,744 Most of the women I know would have swung with the Mercedes. 397 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,877 It had a flat. 398 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,922 Oh, it had a flat, huh? 399 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,838 - When you pass out, where do I ship the body? - I don't know. 400 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:18,189 So far it's a toss-up between your guest room and the Ambassador Hotel. 401 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,714 - My guest room is occupied. - By whom? 402 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,542 - By a guest. - I don't believe you. 403 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,153 You're just timid about tidying up after a drunk. 404 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:29,810 Tidying up is a cinch. It's replacing furniture, buying new carpet, 405 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,292 - painting out the graffiti is what makes me timid. - [bottles clinking] 406 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,337 What are you looking for? 407 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:39,689 You hid the nuts. Didn't I reimburse you for all that stuff? 408 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,170 - Some things are not reimbursable. - For instance? 409 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,694 Like putting Krazy Glue on my dog's paws, 410 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,522 then sticking him halfway up the wall. 411 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:47,828 I see your point. 412 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,743 Look, it's not that I don't empathize. 413 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,136 - What's that? - Feel sorry for you. 414 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,661 - Good night, Barney. - Good night, Barney. 415 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,751 - Hi, Barney. - [Barney] Lonnie! 416 00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:00,101 - Hey, girls. - [woman] Hi, Lonnie! 417 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,669 - What's the soup? - Lentil. 418 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,280 It was lentil last week. 419 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:08,239 Well, when the lentil's all gone, it'll be something else. 420 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:12,069 I'd love a steak, but I shouldn't. 421 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,854 Sure you should. 422 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,769 The kind of shape you're in, you could eat a whole cow. 423 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,294 [piano playing] 424 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,255 - Good evening. - Hi. 425 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,475 What's that you're playing? 426 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,347 Something Cole Porter made up. 427 00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:31,219 You play very well. Are you a professional musician? 428 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,439 No. Are you? 429 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,832 No. I don't know anything about music. 430 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,226 That kind of music, anyway. 431 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:40,968 Can you play "Three Times A Lady"? 432 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:43,449 I'm sorry. I'm not quite drunk enough yet. 433 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,495 - Miss? - Jones. Lonnie Jones. 434 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:48,541 I'm Zach. Hi. 435 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,022 If you're still here when I finish my steak and lentil soup, Zach, 436 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,503 we'll pick up this conversation where it left off. 437 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:59,943 ♪ Have you met Miss Jones? ♪ 438 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:03,512 ♪ Someone said As we shook hands ♪ 439 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:08,038 ♪ She was just Miss Jones to me ♪ 440 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:13,217 ♪ Then I said, Miss Jones ♪ 441 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:17,047 ♪ You're a girl Who understands ♪ 442 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:21,835 ♪ I'm a man who must be free ♪ 443 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:26,796 ♪ And all at once I lost my breath ♪ 444 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,756 ♪ And all at once Was scared to death ♪ 445 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:35,936 ♪ And all at once I owned the earth and sky ♪ 446 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:41,028 [both] ♪ Now I met Miss Jones ♪ 447 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,683 ♪ And we'll keep on meeting ♪ 448 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,599 ♪ Till we die ♪ 449 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,905 ♪ Miss Jones ♪ 450 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:53,475 ♪ And I ♪ 451 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,781 [applauding] 452 00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:58,654 [Zach] It wasn't... It wasn't a derby, 453 00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,003 because it... 454 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:02,963 Hey, wait. Hey, wait, wait. 455 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,356 You promised to take me home. 456 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,446 - I have. - This is home? 457 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,056 This is where I work. 458 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,753 This is where you... 459 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,799 This... 460 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,149 is where I live. 461 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:19,980 This is... Hey! I like where you live. 462 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:25,942 It reflects a strong sense of individuality and taste, 463 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:27,509 yet it's still feminine. 464 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,206 You sound surprised. 465 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,687 - Do I? - Are you? 466 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,168 About what? 467 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:38,868 That a woman can be an individual with taste and still be feminine? 468 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,828 Oh! If I admitted surprise, 469 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:44,265 would that mitigate against us going to bed together? 470 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,746 - It might. - Then, for the record, 471 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,226 I am the least surprised man 472 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,359 you have ever met in your entire life. 473 00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,449 - I'll take your word for it. - I was hoping you would. 474 00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:59,236 - Wanna use the bathroom? - Ladies first. 475 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,064 No chauvinism intended. 476 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:02,762 Make yourself at home. 477 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,187 [grunts] 478 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:50,592 [toilet flushing] 479 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:04,780 [Lonnie] How do you feel about women who are into bodybuilding? 480 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:09,393 I don't know. I've never known a woman who builds bodies. 481 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,495 Look at it this way, Zach. 482 00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:28,891 I've worked five years, 52 weeks a year, 483 00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:31,981 five days a week, three hours a day... 484 00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:34,854 to build this body. 485 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,203 And for one night, 486 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:42,644 this night, it's all yours. 487 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,130 How do you feel about that? 488 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:53,263 Like Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. 489 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,527 I love your sense of humor. 490 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,095 And it loves you. 491 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:03,491 Do you always try and joke your way out of a tight spot? 492 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,929 Not always. Occasionally, I'm too frightened to make my lips move. 493 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,018 Hope you're not frightened now, Zach. 494 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,891 I'm not, but fortunately my cock is scared stiff. 495 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,763 - Wonderful. - [Zach] I hope so. 496 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,028 Now, just relax. 497 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:20,334 Right. 498 00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:27,689 And leave everything to Lonnie. 499 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:29,735 You got it, Lonnie. 500 00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,350 Let's get these shorts off. 501 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:37,960 Oh, that's a good idea. 502 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:41,616 [moans] 503 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:43,574 Listen. While you're down there, 504 00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:46,447 would you mind getting the sock? 505 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:50,712 [moaning] 506 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,410 [dial tone] 507 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:54,890 [clattering] 508 00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:58,894 Oh, God! Thank you. Thank you, God! 509 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,376 [Lonnie] Okay, ladies. Get it on! 510 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:06,032 - [Debra Holland's "Skin Deep" plays] - [women cheering] 511 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:10,253 ♪ Right across the room ♪ 512 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:13,039 ♪ Standing there ♪ 513 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:17,521 Morning. 514 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,306 [all] Good morning! 515 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,612 [women giggling] 516 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,137 Sorry I'm late. 517 00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:28,271 ♪ Staring a hole That cuts like a knife ♪ 518 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:32,623 ♪ Baby, it's burning Burning skin deep ♪ 519 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:37,628 ♪ To the bone Skin deep, to the bone ♪ 520 00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:39,369 ♪ Skin deep ♪ 521 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,556 - [crows cawing] - [dog barking] 522 00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:14,709 How'd you get in? 523 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,367 Sorry everything's in such a mess. It's the maid's day off. 524 00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,499 Look, I'm not going to argue with you anymore, Zach. 525 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,501 You're dishonest, and you're too good with words. 526 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:27,548 Hey, when have I ever been dishonest with you? 527 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,985 Oh, come on! 528 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,466 You were dishonest with me from the time you decided you wanted to fuck me! 529 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,469 We were introduced. I said, "How do you do? 530 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,950 "I wanna fuck you." What's dishonest about that? 531 00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:41,344 Zach, in the six months of living together, 532 00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:43,869 - we had 100 arguments. - I only counted 99. 533 00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:46,436 Okay. Out of those 99 arguments, 534 00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:48,874 was there ever one time that you thought that I was right? 535 00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:51,137 - Honestly? No. - What does that tell you? 536 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,704 That you were wrong 99 times out of 100. 537 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:59,362 Get out of my face, Zach, or I swear to God I'm gonna kill you. 538 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:02,365 - Can I ask you something first? - No. 539 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,628 What are you looking for? 540 00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:08,545 - My runes. - I'm sorry. Your what? 541 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,287 Runes. I cast them for you once 542 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,072 when we first started going together. 543 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:15,901 - Runes? - Viking runes! 544 00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:19,643 Little stones with runic symbols on them that tell you your fortune. 545 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,297 You said they were bullshit, 546 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,995 but the last time I consulted them, I turned up Isa. 547 00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:25,127 Isa? Oh, well, what does that mean? 548 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:27,434 Spiritual winter. 549 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:30,176 - Oh. - I'm spiritually frozen, Zach. 550 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:33,266 So what? You thought a good fire would help thaw you out? 551 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,485 [sighs] There you go! 552 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:40,012 So, where did you keep these "runes"? 553 00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:43,537 I put 'em in my bedside drawer. 554 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,974 I thought because they were stone, but... 555 00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:48,716 They must have melted or something. 556 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,239 Well, you won't find them here. 557 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:52,154 The bedroom's over there. You're in the toilet. 558 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:54,940 [sobs] 559 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,248 Yeah, the story of my life. 560 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:02,295 - Molly. - Don't worry. 561 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:05,211 I'll bring back the Jeep as soon as I find a job. 562 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:08,867 Shit! 563 00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:12,174 [piano playing] 564 00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:19,268 [chattering] 565 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,842 - You don't look great. - I can't imagine why not. 566 00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:32,803 I spent the past 24 hours escaping from a burning house, 567 00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:34,457 getting shitfaced and shacking up 568 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,503 with a muscle-bound sex maniac 569 00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:39,462 and doing three hours of kamikaze aerobics. 570 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,335 Speaking of burning houses, 571 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,032 they haven't said so in so many words, 572 00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:46,382 but they're making noises like they think 573 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:48,994 the fire has been deliberately set. 574 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,213 - "They" being? - The insurance company. 575 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:54,216 - Based on? - Information from the fire department. 576 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,871 - What information? - We'll know that when they tell us. 577 00:31:57,045 --> 00:32:00,092 Uh, another screwdriver for Mr. Hutton, 578 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:03,399 and I'll have, uh, Jack Daniel's, rocks. 579 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:09,971 Sorry about Sparky. 580 00:32:12,452 --> 00:32:13,496 What about Sparky? 581 00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:15,411 Oh, I thought you knew. 582 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:17,718 Oh, shit. 583 00:32:17,892 --> 00:32:19,198 It was on the morning news. I thought someone would've called you. 584 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,156 Where? Nobody knows I'm here but you. 585 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:22,810 I'm sorry. I... 586 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,336 Well, what is it, a heart? 587 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:29,904 Suicide. 588 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:31,732 Oh, God. 589 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,866 Oh... God! 590 00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:42,482 [sighs] 591 00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,093 I talked to him just a month ago. 592 00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:47,878 I told him I wanted to apologize. 593 00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:50,969 Apologize? For what, for Christ's sake? 594 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:53,362 Oh, for letting him down, 595 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,452 for the things I said the last time I saw him. 596 00:32:57,845 --> 00:33:00,369 But he said, "Well, that's very big of you, Zach. 597 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:03,677 But I'm afraid it's too late. You've cut me too deep." 598 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,639 Did he have any family? 599 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:14,949 No. Curt was the closest thing to family, but... 600 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:17,734 God, I wonder how he's taking it. 601 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:31,748 I gotta get home to the fuckin' loved ones. 602 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,360 Give Bernice my regards. 603 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:44,805 [sighs] 604 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,030 Uh, phone, please? 605 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,597 [sighs] 606 00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:20,623 Here you go. 607 00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:21,929 Thank you. 608 00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,586 [dialing] 609 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,199 - [line ringing] - [operator] What city, please? 610 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:34,637 Uh, West Los Angeles. Alexandra Hutton 611 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,291 on San Marino. 612 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:41,340 Sorry. I have no listing for a Hutton on San Marino. 613 00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:44,473 I show an A. Hutton on North Bristol. 614 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,954 Uh, there are no Huttons in West Los Angeles? 615 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,086 No, sir. 616 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:49,565 [Zach] Okay. 617 00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:51,045 Give me the number on Bristol. 618 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:56,137 That number is 555-5657. 619 00:34:57,312 --> 00:34:59,532 - 5657? - Yes, sir. 620 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:02,926 - Thank you. - You're welcome, sir. 621 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:11,587 Do you see that very beautiful young woman over there in the turquoise? 622 00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:13,372 - The one in leather. - Yeah. 623 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,461 Find out what she's drinking, and uh... 624 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,289 I'd like to order her another, okay? 625 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,812 I approve. 626 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:24,948 [dialing] 627 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,822 [line ringing] 628 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,095 [grunts] 629 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,098 [woman] Hello? Hello. 630 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,622 - [man] Come here. - Hello. Is anybody there? 631 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:48,711 - Hello? - Alex? 632 00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:49,799 Who are you calling? 633 00:35:49,973 --> 00:35:51,932 [Zach] Uh, Alexandra Hutton. 634 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,195 We've got a whole bunch of Huttons here, but no "Alexandra." 635 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,892 - [Zach] Sorry. Wrong number. - [hangs up] 636 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:00,114 What man? 637 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:08,470 [grunts] 638 00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:14,520 [sighs] 639 00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,486 - [line ringing] - Operator, may I help you? 640 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:26,706 Operator, would you connect me with the Men's Shop? 641 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,882 - Thank you. - [line ringing] 642 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:30,231 [man] Men's Shop. May I help you? 643 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,928 Yes, uh, this is Zachary Hutton. 644 00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:33,843 Yes, Mr. Hutton. 645 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,889 Yes. Would you send me over half a dozen jockey shorts, 646 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:38,500 half a dozen pairs of socks, 647 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:40,546 three pairs of pajamas and a robe? 648 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,375 - Any particular color? - Uh, usual colors. 649 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:45,768 - And a pair of slippers. - Where shall I send them? 650 00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:48,075 - Yes, uh, Bungalow 11. - Bungalow 11? 651 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:49,772 Uh-huh. And I'll... 652 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:51,470 Sir? 653 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:56,605 Yes. Look, um, I'll come by tomorrow, 654 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,565 and I'll pick up some, um, some pants. 655 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:02,307 Yes, sir. Good to have you staying at the hotel again, Mr. Hutton. 656 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:04,134 Yeah, well, it's great to be here. 657 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:17,670 - [distant door slams] - [man] I've had it! 658 00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:19,454 [woman] Well, goodbye! 659 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,630 - You don't understand. It's over! - [man] Over? 660 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,415 - [woman] Yes! - [man] You just listen to me! 661 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,068 [woman] I'm not gonna listen to you! 662 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,288 [man] You're gonna listen to me! You are gonna talk to me 663 00:37:27,462 --> 00:37:29,899 - and you are gonna talk to me now! - [slap] 664 00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:31,423 - [woman screams] - [water running] 665 00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,816 - [woman] You son of a bitch! - [slapping, yelling] 666 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:36,341 - [woman] I've had it! Goodbye, Rick. - [Rick] You get over here! 667 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:39,082 [Rick] Oh, bye! What are you doing in the fuckin' washroom? 668 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,780 - [Rick] Get outta there! - Oh, shit. 669 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:42,260 - [woman] No! No! - [distant thudding] 670 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:43,783 - Hey! - [woman] Rick! 671 00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,742 [sighs] 672 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,092 [Rick] I am sick and tired of you picking up guys behind my back! 673 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,659 [woman] Oh, yeah? Let's talk about 674 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,009 the hot numbers that you pick up everywhere 675 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:55,098 - [Rick] I don't "pick" 'em up! I pay 'em! It's different! - [woman] God! 676 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,752 [Rick] I'm so sick of you! 677 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:58,101 - [slap] - [woman shrieks] 678 00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:02,062 - [Rick] Come here! - [woman] Stop it! 679 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:04,499 - [Rick] I'll tell you something. - [woman] Tell me. 680 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:07,067 [Rick] I can't think of anything right now, but if I could, I'd tell you! 681 00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:09,591 - I've had it with you! - [woman] Your brain is the size of a pea! 682 00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:11,767 - [Rick] Excuse me! - [objects clattering] 683 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:13,813 - [woman] You're breaking up the furniture, you creep! - [ringing] 684 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,902 - [Rick] I'm not a creep. I'm a musician! - Operator. 685 00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:19,645 Yes, Operator. This is Zach Hutton in Bungalow 11. 686 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:22,909 Would you please call the people in the apartment directly above me. 687 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,564 - [objects clattering] - And tell them to stop screaming and yelling 688 00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:28,480 - and breaking your furniture? - Are you sure they're breaking furniture? 689 00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:29,959 Yes! Listen. 690 00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:32,658 [objects clattering] 691 00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:35,835 - Okay? - I'll call right away. 692 00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:37,706 [sighs] 693 00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:40,927 [phone ringing in distance] 694 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:44,017 [Rick] What? Hello. Oh! 695 00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:47,325 Oh, the man down-fucking-stairs, eh? 696 00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:49,892 Well, thank you very fucking much! 697 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:52,199 - [woman] Rick. Where are you going? - What? 698 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:56,290 [Rick] Where am I going? Downstairs! To talk to this fucking man. 699 00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:58,988 [woman] We're gonna get thrown out of here, damn it! 700 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:03,253 [doorbell buzzing] 701 00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:09,477 - [buzzing continues, knocking] - All right! 702 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:12,437 Are you kidding me? I'm coming! 703 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,309 [Rick] Calling up, getting me in trouble! 704 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:16,919 - You! - You! 705 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,226 - What's with you, man? - Wait a goddamn minute! 706 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,097 - Who the fuck are you? - Who the fuck are you? 707 00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,056 - First you try to hit on my lady. - I want you out! 708 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:24,666 Stop it! What are you blaming him for? 709 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,755 - You know fucking well why. - Hey, easy. 710 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,670 You said it was my fault, that I'm always coming on to guys 711 00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,151 the minute your back is turned. Well, you're right! 712 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:34,502 I pick up guys all the time, whenever I get the chance! 713 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,330 - And you wanna know why? - Why? 714 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:39,551 - Because you are a boring... - Arrogant. 715 00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:41,422 - Arrogant! - Sanctimonious! 716 00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,381 - Sanctimonious! - Cocksucker. 717 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:47,341 - Oh, you little... Ow! Jesus! - I picked him up, Rick! 718 00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:48,429 Hey! 719 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:54,087 Hey, turns out great, don't it? 720 00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,611 While you're screwing him, I'll move out. 721 00:39:58,178 --> 00:39:59,658 Oh, I like that. 722 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:03,488 [clears throat] 723 00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,232 Don't be stupid. 724 00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:12,540 Hey, don't panic, you little wanker. 725 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:15,021 I pack real fast. 726 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:17,415 Ta. 727 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,510 - [woman] Oh, God, I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 728 00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:28,034 Hey, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Hang on. 729 00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:31,385 Don't go back up there. 730 00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:33,779 No, I'll just... I'll just go take a walk or something. 731 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:36,869 No, no, no. You take a seat and relax. 732 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:39,088 Give him time to get out. Okay? Come on, sit down. 733 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,569 - Don't be nice to me, please. - Okay, I won't. 734 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,094 - Would you like a drink? - No, thanks. 735 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,097 [sighs] Look. I've caused you enough trouble. 736 00:40:48,271 --> 00:40:49,316 I really think I should leave. 737 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,709 No, you shouldn't. 738 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,493 Now, come on. It's not your fault. 739 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,757 Even if I did buy you a drink 740 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:59,369 because we had a kind of mutual exchange 741 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,110 across a crowded room, 742 00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:03,852 that guy had no business beating you up like that. 743 00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:06,420 - Oh, he didn't exactly... - Who is he? What does he do? 744 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:10,555 Uh, Rick Curry. He's the lead guitarist for the Moon Rocks. 745 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:12,513 Naturally. 746 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:14,210 [scoffs] 747 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:16,343 - Why "naturally"? - Because rock groups like that 748 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:20,478 and lead guitarists like Rick are an unnatural phenomenon, 749 00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:22,741 put on this Earth, I suspect, to test my reality. 750 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,525 I don't know how I could have missed it. 751 00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:27,354 By the way, I'm Zach Hutton. 752 00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:29,574 How do you do? Amy McKenna. 753 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:33,752 Amy. Well, I'm sorry we had to meet like this, 754 00:41:33,926 --> 00:41:37,016 but it's better than not meeting at all, I hope. 755 00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:39,845 So, what do you do, Zach? 756 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,022 I write, and um... 757 00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:45,633 occasionally I wear orange-and-yellow pajamas. 758 00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,287 - Usually under a robe. - [chuckles] 759 00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:49,028 I'll be right back. Don't go away. 760 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,128 Okay. 761 00:42:03,303 --> 00:42:05,827 [Rick] Amy, love... Fuck you! 762 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:07,263 [door bangs in distance] 763 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:12,704 - Amy? - [Amy] Yeah? 764 00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:16,490 Where's your home? 765 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,232 My home? Um... 766 00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,670 Well, I was working in Seattle when I met Rick. 767 00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:25,151 He's got a house in New Jersey, 768 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:27,153 - but we travel a lot. - Mmm-hmm. 769 00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:30,765 [Amy] Um, originally, I'm from New Orleans. 770 00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:32,027 [Zach] New Orleans? 771 00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:35,770 [sing-song] Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans? 772 00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:36,945 Do you know that song? 773 00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:39,382 Yeah. My father loves jazz. 774 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:43,038 How does he feel about the Moon Rock? 775 00:42:43,517 --> 00:42:47,173 Um, he's never met him. I don't think he'd like him. 776 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,436 So, where do you come from, Zach? 777 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:52,613 Uh, geographically or emotionally? 778 00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,006 Both. 779 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,182 Well, I was born in Philadelphia, 780 00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:58,097 - but I come from New Orleans. - [chuckles] 781 00:42:58,271 --> 00:42:59,359 You like jazz? 782 00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:00,969 Oh, I love it. 783 00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:03,711 Hmm. But you prefer heavy metal. 784 00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,539 No, I prefer good music. 785 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,541 Well, that eliminates heavy metal. 786 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:08,890 I love good heavy metal. 787 00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:10,544 Oh, really? That's impossible. 788 00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:12,198 That's like saying, "I love good root canal." 789 00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:15,114 [chuckles] You sound like my father. 790 00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:17,377 Oh, no, I know. 791 00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:19,118 Sometimes that can be a major handicap. 792 00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:20,772 What times? 793 00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:23,470 Well, sounding like a father 794 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:26,778 when I'm trying to impress a young female under... 795 00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:28,214 twenty-two? 796 00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:29,911 Twenty-five. 797 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:32,044 Oh, especially those times. 798 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,915 Well, you could lie. 799 00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:37,136 Then I wouldn't know if it was me or the lie. 800 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:39,529 Then sooner or later, I'd have to start lying about my age. 801 00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:43,316 Oh, come on. How old are you? You couldn't be more than 35. 802 00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:46,058 Close. I'm 33. 803 00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:55,937 - Well, good night, Zach. - Good night. 804 00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:58,200 Thanks for everything. You were terrific. 805 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:14,347 - [door opens, closes] - [groans] 806 00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:20,919 [Tchaikovsky playing on TV] 807 00:44:36,456 --> 00:44:37,979 [woman] Operator. 808 00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:40,373 Yes, Operator. This is Mr. Hutton in Bungalow 11. 809 00:44:40,547 --> 00:44:43,202 Would you please call the apartment directly above me? 810 00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:44,638 Do you know who's in that room? 811 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:47,989 Mmm, I believe Ms. Amy McKenna. 812 00:44:50,122 --> 00:44:52,298 [phone ringing] 813 00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:55,301 - Hello. - [Zach] Tchaikovsky. 814 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,782 - What? - You're playing Tchaikovsky. 815 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:00,001 Oh. 816 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:03,483 It's the TV. I didn't realize it was that loud. 817 00:45:05,267 --> 00:45:06,704 Do you like the ballet? 818 00:45:07,313 --> 00:45:08,618 I like this ballet. 819 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:10,098 I like the music. 820 00:45:11,621 --> 00:45:13,275 I'm sorry if I woke you up. 821 00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:14,799 You didn't. 822 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:16,757 Couldn't sleep? 823 00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:18,280 No. 824 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:21,414 Obviously you couldn't either. 825 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,198 No. 826 00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:26,593 Would you like me to come up? 827 00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:28,421 Yes. 828 00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:45,786 - Zach. - Hmm. 829 00:45:46,265 --> 00:45:47,919 Would you mind wearing something? 830 00:45:48,702 --> 00:45:50,748 - I am wearing something. - You are? 831 00:45:50,922 --> 00:45:53,663 Yeah. Oh, you, you mean... Oh, no, I... 832 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:55,056 Yes. Do you... Do you have a... 833 00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:58,407 No, I... See, there was a fire, 834 00:45:58,581 --> 00:45:59,974 and I lost everything. 835 00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,846 They were probably the first to go. 836 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:04,152 It's that, you know, these days it's so... 837 00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:05,501 I know, you can't be too careful. 838 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:06,894 I really want you. 839 00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:10,245 Oh, God! [moans] I really want you, too. 840 00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:12,160 - It's just, I can't unless... - I know. I know. 841 00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:14,119 Well, I could... Do you want me to go to... 842 00:46:14,293 --> 00:46:16,512 I could maybe... You don't... Do you have any? 843 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:17,644 Oh, you wouldn't mind? 844 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:19,994 Are you kidding? Oh, God, no! 845 00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:21,822 - They're Rick's. - They're Rick's? 846 00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:24,999 Uh, that's all right. Um, I'll reimburse him. 847 00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:27,088 - Okay... - Yeah? 848 00:46:28,742 --> 00:46:30,788 - Where in the... Ow! - Sorry. 849 00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,749 - We need to get... Are they in? - This drawer right here. 850 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,101 Are they in a box? 851 00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:41,973 Yeah. They should be right on top. 852 00:46:42,147 --> 00:46:43,539 That's not it. 853 00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:46,107 - Okay. - All right. 854 00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:52,810 - [Zach] Oh, my God! I can't see what... what I'm doing here. - [Amy] I'll turn on the light. 855 00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:55,769 [Rick] No, that's all right. Where's the bathroom? Maybe that'd be better. 856 00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:58,337 - [Amy] It's right over there. - [Zach] I'll be right back. Oh, God. 857 00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,730 - Ow! Goddamn thing! - [Amy] Sorry. 858 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:03,603 I, I don't know about those. But don't be surprised, 859 00:47:03,777 --> 00:47:06,301 'cause sometimes Rick's sexual taste can get pretty kinky. 860 00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:10,828 [Zach] It says in the instructions that it's been treated 861 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:14,309 with an ancient Chinese herb, guaranteed to prolong erection. 862 00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:18,313 - Oh, my God! - [Amy] What's wrong? 863 00:47:19,706 --> 00:47:21,708 [Zach] You're not going to believe this. 864 00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,931 [Amy] Oh, my God! 865 00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:28,323 [Zach chuckles] 866 00:47:38,594 --> 00:47:40,727 [Amy] Oh, my God! 867 00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:43,599 [Zach] Truly amazing. 868 00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:47,995 - [door closes] - [Rick] Amy? 869 00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:49,823 - [Amy] Oh, my God. It's Rick! - [Zach] What was that? 870 00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:52,347 - Rick? What? Where? - [Amy] Quick! In the closet! 871 00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:55,133 - Go! No, no, this way! I think. - [Zach] Where? Where? 872 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:57,526 - [Amy] Right here. - [Rick] Amy? 873 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,615 - [Amy shushing] - [Rick] Turn on the lights, Amy. 874 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:05,578 Amy. Amy! 875 00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:09,234 Rick, you scared the hell out of me. 876 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,715 I'm sorry. I, uh... I didn't mean to. 877 00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:18,156 I, uh, came back to apologize. 878 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,027 - Too late. - [object thuds] 879 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,377 - What's this? - What? 880 00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:26,555 - This! This! - What? 881 00:48:26,729 --> 00:48:29,732 Rick, if you wanna talk, we'll talk tomorrow. 882 00:48:31,212 --> 00:48:33,475 No, I, uh, I don't wanna talk, love. 883 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,086 - No, Rick. No! - I thought maybe we could 884 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,652 - just make a little bit of love. - No! 885 00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:38,089 - Maybe just... - No! 886 00:48:38,263 --> 00:48:40,265 - Fine! Jesus! - Where are you going? 887 00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:43,224 I forgot my mousse. 888 00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:46,924 - [Rick] What the hell? - What? 889 00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:48,621 What's this? 890 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,319 - What? - This. 891 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:53,104 [sighs] Rick! 892 00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:56,020 Amy, it was gonna be a surprise. 893 00:48:57,891 --> 00:48:59,588 They were in that... that drawer! 894 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:02,243 - What, you think I took them out and... - No! No! 895 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:04,593 I think they got up all by themselves. 896 00:49:04,767 --> 00:49:06,291 Rick, they're your stupid rubbers! 897 00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:07,466 Just take 'em and get out! 898 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,383 All right! All right! Fine! 899 00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:16,344 Fine, but you... you don't know what you're missing. 900 00:49:17,824 --> 00:49:18,825 Yeah! 901 00:49:20,914 --> 00:49:22,002 [door slams] 902 00:49:22,176 --> 00:49:23,177 Rick? 903 00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:31,533 - [closet door opens] - [Amy gasps] 904 00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:34,449 - [Amy] That's amazing. - [Zach] I know. I haven't had one that lasted this long 905 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,016 since I was 12. 906 00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:38,671 [Amy] God! No wonder Rick wanted to invest. 907 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,761 [Zach] I feel like I'm in the porno version of The Red Shoes. 908 00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:43,154 - [Amy chuckles] - [object thuds] 909 00:49:43,328 --> 00:49:46,635 [Rick] Shit! Oh, my leg. Damn, that hurts! 910 00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:49,682 - [closet door shuts] - Oh, God, that hurt! [grunts] 911 00:49:50,683 --> 00:49:52,119 - Hey, honey. - [Amy screams] 912 00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:54,469 [Rick] Hey, Jesus Christ! No, no, it's me! 913 00:49:54,643 --> 00:49:56,602 [Amy] I know it's you! Get outta here! 914 00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:59,170 [Rick] Why, love? How'd you know it was me? It's dark in here. 915 00:49:59,344 --> 00:50:01,302 - [Amy] Oh, God, 'cause nobody else... - [Rick] What? 916 00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:04,175 - [Amy] No! Get... What? - [Rick] Shut up! 917 00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:05,306 Shut up! 918 00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:09,789 - [Amy] Rick! - [Rick] Shut up! 919 00:50:14,663 --> 00:50:16,448 - [closet door opens] - [Rick] What? 920 00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:19,407 - [screaming] - [grunting] 921 00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:20,843 [Amy] No! 922 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:24,630 Rick, get out! No, stop it! 923 00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:27,807 [grunting] 924 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:31,550 - [Amy] Stop it! Don't! - [screaming] 925 00:50:31,724 --> 00:50:34,292 [Zach and Rick grunting] 926 00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:36,990 [both grunting, thudding] 927 00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:39,253 - [both groaning] - [Amy screaming] 928 00:50:40,124 --> 00:50:42,474 [phone ringing] 929 00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,435 [sniffles] Ah. 930 00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:51,613 - Hello. - Yeah. 931 00:50:52,571 --> 00:50:53,702 - No. - Yeah. 932 00:50:56,401 --> 00:50:57,532 What jail? 933 00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:00,753 What did they arrest you for? 934 00:51:01,754 --> 00:51:03,451 All right. I'll be right over. 935 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:09,196 - What's wrong? - Zach's been arrested. 936 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,589 For what? 937 00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:12,939 Cockfighting. 938 00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:14,462 Oh. 939 00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:20,425 [man] I never had the privilege 940 00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:23,036 of meeting Leon Sparks. 941 00:51:23,906 --> 00:51:25,734 Or Sparky, 942 00:51:26,561 --> 00:51:30,609 as he was affectionately known throughout the film community. 943 00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:34,961 But his reputation for kindness, 944 00:51:35,614 --> 00:51:41,098 friendship, creating excellence was legend. 945 00:51:43,404 --> 00:51:46,320 - Alex. - Hello, Zach. 946 00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:48,105 You changed your telephone number. 947 00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:52,587 - Look, I wanna talk to you, for Christ's sake. Could we have dinner? - No. 948 00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:53,762 Alex. 949 00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:01,161 I'm in trouble. I thought... 950 00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:05,426 Could we just maybe go someplace and talk? 951 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,645 No. 952 00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:09,300 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 953 00:52:09,735 --> 00:52:11,737 Sorry it wasn't nice seeing you again, Zach. 954 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,747 - You ready? - Anytime you are. 955 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:23,009 [horn toots] 956 00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:26,882 If you feel like it, come by for dinner tonight. 957 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,755 Eight o'clock. Bye, Jake. 958 00:52:31,191 --> 00:52:32,236 Bye. 959 00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,719 [doorbell rings] 960 00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:47,860 - Hello, Danny. - Good evening, Mr. Hutton. 961 00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:49,557 - You're looking well. - Thank you. 962 00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:51,472 They are in the living room. 963 00:52:51,646 --> 00:52:52,908 "They"? 964 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:56,521 We thought we'd drive back through Arizona, New Mexico. 965 00:52:56,695 --> 00:52:58,610 See that part of the country, and then... 966 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,700 - Hello. - Zach. 967 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:04,572 Zach, this is Rebecca Simms. Zachary Hutton. 968 00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:07,314 - [Zach] Rebecca. - How do you do? 969 00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:10,012 I'd do a lot better if I had a drink. Danny? 970 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,580 - [Danny] Banzai Sunrise. - It pays to have roots. 971 00:53:12,754 --> 00:53:14,669 - You remember Mama. - Sure do. 972 00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:17,281 Hi, Marge, Harry. 973 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:20,066 Hello, Zachary. Who gave you the black eye? 974 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,503 Why? Do you want to congratulate him personally? 975 00:53:22,677 --> 00:53:24,549 No. A telegram will do it. 976 00:53:24,723 --> 00:53:27,334 [chuckles] She hasn't lost her twinkle. 977 00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:29,031 [chuckles] 978 00:53:29,989 --> 00:53:32,818 So, Becky, what? Are you Greg's main squeeze? 979 00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:34,472 "Squeeze"? 980 00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:36,169 Yes. Contemporary nomenclature, right, Greg? 981 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:39,433 I've heard the expression. Never used it. 982 00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:41,609 Oh. Well, neither have I. 983 00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:42,958 It was my first time. 984 00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:46,745 So how come, uh... I thought you were in school. 985 00:53:46,919 --> 00:53:49,661 - [Marge] Summer vacation. - [Zach] Oh, of course. Right. 986 00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:53,621 - How old are you now? 19? - 20. 987 00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:57,190 Oh. It goes by so bloody fast. 988 00:53:58,539 --> 00:53:59,497 Are you going to Brown? 989 00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:04,371 No, I quit Brown. I'm going to Juilliard. 990 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,069 Julliard. Well, how about... 991 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,897 That's what I want. Bless you. [kiss] 992 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:11,465 Greg is studying piano and composition. 993 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,598 I'll be damned. Mmm. 994 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:17,036 I didn't know you were that interested in music. 995 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,256 Probably because you never thought to ask. 996 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,780 That's not fair. But accurate. 997 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:23,999 Fair doesn't count? Come on, Greg, 998 00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:26,350 you were only interested in rock 'n' roll, like any kid your age. 999 00:54:26,524 --> 00:54:27,742 He never gave me a clue. 1000 00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,744 He never went near a piano. You know that. 1001 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,137 What, you want accurate? 1002 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:33,574 You certainly never took the time to tell me. 1003 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:36,708 I hate to use the argument, but I was just a kid, Zach. 1004 00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:38,927 Well, that's a kid's argument, Greg. 1005 00:54:39,101 --> 00:54:40,929 Dinner is served. 1006 00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:43,802 Let's see if we can get through the salad course 1007 00:54:43,976 --> 00:54:46,065 without a 15-yard penalty, hmm? 1008 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:47,675 [dog barks] 1009 00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:49,503 [Alex] Zach would rather play in a jazz band 1010 00:54:49,677 --> 00:54:51,505 than write the great American novel. 1011 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:53,638 One does what one must. 1012 00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:54,987 But you've already written 1013 00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:56,467 one of the great American novels, 1014 00:54:56,641 --> 00:54:58,338 and Hang Time is almost as great. 1015 00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,340 If you play the piano as well as you write, 1016 00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:01,994 you're one hell of a musician. 1017 00:55:02,168 --> 00:55:03,865 Confidentially, Becky, these days, 1018 00:55:04,039 --> 00:55:05,780 I'm a hell of a lot better piano player than I am a writer. 1019 00:55:05,954 --> 00:55:07,956 Mmm-hmm. 1020 00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:10,481 I was only 15, and I saw The Devil May Care six times. 1021 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:11,873 No, really? 1022 00:55:12,047 --> 00:55:13,484 Rebecca's a drama major at Brown. 1023 00:55:13,658 --> 00:55:15,616 She just wrote and directed her first play. 1024 00:55:15,790 --> 00:55:18,576 - Terrific. - No, it wasn't. 1025 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:21,274 But hopefully one profits by one's mistakes. 1026 00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:22,667 Hopefully. 1027 00:55:23,102 --> 00:55:24,321 Did you? 1028 00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:25,626 You must have made some mistakes. 1029 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,456 - A few. - [coughing] 1030 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,892 For instance? 1031 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,633 Coming here for dinner. 1032 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,853 I was being serious. 1033 00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:36,333 So was Zach. 1034 00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:38,509 What were you saying about being fair, Zach? 1035 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:41,163 - I'm sorry, Becky. - It's okay. 1036 00:55:41,555 --> 00:55:43,992 - Do me a favor, Zach? - Name it, Becky. 1037 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,864 Don't call me Becky. I fucking hate it. 1038 00:55:46,038 --> 00:55:47,169 Mmm. 1039 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,607 I'm truly sorry, Rebecca. 1040 00:55:49,781 --> 00:55:51,783 - It fucking won't happen again. - Mmm-hmm. 1041 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,134 Either make more trips or get me a bigger glass. 1042 00:55:55,308 --> 00:55:56,744 [Danny] Yes, sir. 1043 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:06,493 Oh, hold it. 1044 00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:09,235 - What is this? - Brandy. 1045 00:56:09,844 --> 00:56:10,845 Ah. 1046 00:56:14,153 --> 00:56:15,372 Brandy's good, too. 1047 00:56:19,332 --> 00:56:20,812 [clears throat] Look, Marge, 1048 00:56:20,986 --> 00:56:22,640 I know we've had our share of disagreements... 1049 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:24,903 - [barks] - Oh, sorry. Almost sat on Harry. 1050 00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:29,516 Can I get you something? 1051 00:56:30,691 --> 00:56:31,779 A gun. 1052 00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:35,000 I'll see what I can do. 1053 00:56:58,632 --> 00:57:00,155 For what it's worth, 1054 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:02,723 I didn't expect it to be this kind of an evening. 1055 00:57:03,332 --> 00:57:06,466 I've had worse. The day we broke up was worse. 1056 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,120 Not much worse, but... 1057 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,516 I don't think Greg has quite forgiven you... 1058 00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:17,172 Greg has really grown up to be quite a young pain in the ass. 1059 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,263 Understandable when you consider that, for about five years, 1060 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,266 you were his only male pain-in-the-ass role model. 1061 00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:26,878 How is Greg where I'm not concerned? 1062 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,837 Mmm. A little pompous. 1063 00:57:30,011 --> 00:57:31,491 Sometimes arrogant. 1064 00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:36,975 Mostly loving and pleasant and talented. 1065 00:57:37,149 --> 00:57:38,324 How talented? 1066 00:57:40,848 --> 00:57:43,024 Greg, why don't you play something for us? 1067 00:57:43,198 --> 00:57:44,809 Yes, do that. 1068 00:57:45,897 --> 00:57:49,335 Okay. What'll it be, Zach? 1069 00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:51,032 How about a little Buddy Holly? 1070 00:57:52,033 --> 00:57:53,426 How about a little Chopin? 1071 00:57:54,645 --> 00:57:55,776 How about a little... 1072 00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:57,386 Cole Porter? 1073 00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:00,912 [piano playing] 1074 00:58:13,838 --> 00:58:15,100 Either I'm drunker than I thought, 1075 00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:17,145 or your son's a better piano player than I am. 1076 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,902 You're sweet. And you're drunk. 1077 00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:36,164 Me, too. 1078 00:58:38,253 --> 00:58:40,081 I know I've had too much to drink 1079 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,476 because I'm feeling sorry for you tonight, Zach. 1080 00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:45,913 [exhales] Me, too! 1081 00:58:50,439 --> 00:58:53,399 [piano playing continues] 1082 00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:01,450 I may regret this, 1083 00:59:02,451 --> 00:59:03,844 but how can I help? 1084 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:06,717 How can you... 1085 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:08,588 [clicks tongue] 1086 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,764 I don't know. 1087 00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:14,855 I thought a lot about you. 1088 00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:19,773 And then when I heard about Sparky, I just felt I... 1089 00:59:19,947 --> 00:59:22,384 had to talk to you, to see you. 1090 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,735 Hmm. Scared, huh? 1091 00:59:26,214 --> 00:59:27,259 Scared? 1092 00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:33,613 It scares me... Getting older, friends dying. 1093 00:59:33,787 --> 00:59:37,008 He knew he had some terrible cancer. 1094 00:59:37,182 --> 00:59:40,141 Yeah, I think that's probably why he threw Curt out. 1095 00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:43,449 Curt... I saw him a couple of weeks ago. 1096 00:59:44,972 --> 00:59:47,845 He'll never get over it. He's... 1097 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,848 Sparky probably thought he was being noble. 1098 00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:53,198 Mmm. Yeah, well, he was being selfish. 1099 00:59:54,025 --> 00:59:55,853 You don't share 20 years with someone 1100 00:59:56,027 --> 00:59:58,116 then find out you're gonna die and not share that, too. 1101 00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:00,509 Well, Zach, I think it's pretty easy for us to stand here... 1102 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:02,903 Well, it's easy to stand here in judgment 1103 01:00:03,077 --> 01:00:05,384 when the guy we're talking about, by his own admission, 1104 01:00:05,558 --> 01:00:07,255 was an egotistical, unsympathetic, 1105 01:00:07,429 --> 01:00:08,692 - uncharitable... - I know. 1106 01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,608 Coldhearted, narcissistic scoundrel. 1107 01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:14,262 Nobody's perfect. 1108 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:17,004 Right. 1109 01:00:24,577 --> 01:00:26,318 I'm glad you feel that way, 1110 01:00:26,492 --> 01:00:30,191 because I was about to suggest that we give it another try. 1111 01:00:32,411 --> 01:00:33,499 "We"? 1112 01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:38,417 Are you completely off your nut? 1113 01:00:39,853 --> 01:00:40,767 Don't beg, Alex. 1114 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,073 It doesn't suit you. 1115 01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:45,119 Oh, Zach... 1116 01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:46,251 Oh, what? 1117 01:00:49,123 --> 01:00:51,343 There are a lot of things about you 1118 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,693 that I would highly recommend. 1119 01:00:54,781 --> 01:00:56,696 But you're never gonna last with anyone. 1120 01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:01,832 You may settle down for a while, 1121 01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:03,660 but then something will happen. 1122 01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:06,053 You'll get scared 1123 01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:09,753 and you'll start to look for something, 1124 01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:12,233 some place, 1125 01:01:12,407 --> 01:01:16,368 some young girl to save you. 1126 01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:21,112 You're on a merry-go-round, Zach. 1127 01:01:23,157 --> 01:01:25,725 And the brass ring is just a brass ring. 1128 01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:28,685 It solves nothing. 1129 01:01:30,034 --> 01:01:31,035 I'm doomed? 1130 01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:36,127 You're Zach. 1131 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,481 And you like merry-go-rounds. 1132 01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:58,323 Okay, troops. Time to fold the tents. 1133 01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:00,586 Oh. 1134 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,460 Barney, how about just one more little itty-bitty one for the road? 1135 01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:06,940 Nope. 1136 01:02:07,114 --> 01:02:08,333 You know what your problem is, Zach? 1137 01:02:08,507 --> 01:02:09,421 Yep. 1138 01:02:09,595 --> 01:02:11,902 - Keys, Zach. - Nope. 1139 01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:14,339 - You drink too much. - Yep. 1140 01:02:14,687 --> 01:02:17,690 - Keys, Zach. - You're probably an alcoholic. 1141 01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:19,910 - Yep. - Keys! 1142 01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:22,303 But that's not my problem. You know what my problem is? 1143 01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:24,436 I'm an addict. 1144 01:02:24,915 --> 01:02:28,222 - Drugs? - Nope. Merry-go-rounds. 1145 01:02:28,396 --> 01:02:30,572 I am not gonna let you drive. 1146 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,183 You wanna go home with me, Zach? 1147 01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:33,271 Yep. 1148 01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:36,100 - Right. Let's go. - Can't. 1149 01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:38,493 - Why not? - I'm just a kid. 1150 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:39,712 Aw. 1151 01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:41,670 - You're sweet. - That too. 1152 01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:44,195 Give me a call if you change your mind. 1153 01:02:44,369 --> 01:02:47,938 I will give you a call even if I don't change my mind, okay? 1154 01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:49,200 Okay. 1155 01:02:50,897 --> 01:02:53,247 - Good night, Barney. - Sleep tight, sweetheart. 1156 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:54,771 Good night, Miss Jones. 1157 01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,080 Oh, shit. 1158 01:03:00,733 --> 01:03:02,169 You drank me out of tequila. 1159 01:03:02,430 --> 01:03:03,692 [Zach] It was a dirty job, Barney, 1160 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:05,172 but somebody had to do it. 1161 01:03:05,346 --> 01:03:07,479 - Here. - Thank you, Barney. 1162 01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:22,711 [ringing] 1163 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:29,936 - Hello? - [Zach] Alex? 1164 01:03:30,589 --> 01:03:31,459 Zach? 1165 01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:33,157 I think so. 1166 01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:39,772 Oh, Zach, do you know what time it is? 1167 01:03:39,946 --> 01:03:42,644 Just a minute. Alex wants to know what time it is! 1168 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,733 Shh! Five after 2:00. 1169 01:03:45,256 --> 01:03:46,648 It's five after 2:00. 1170 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,478 Besides being drunk, what else is wrong? 1171 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:53,394 I forgot to ask you something very important. 1172 01:03:54,613 --> 01:03:55,527 Yes? 1173 01:03:56,789 --> 01:03:58,051 What the hell was it? 1174 01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:00,837 Oh, Zach, come on... 1175 01:04:01,011 --> 01:04:01,838 Oh, no, no, no, no. I re... I remember. 1176 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,404 Um, Alex... 1177 01:04:05,363 --> 01:04:07,713 Are you presently involved with anyone? 1178 01:04:12,283 --> 01:04:13,110 Yes. 1179 01:04:14,676 --> 01:04:16,591 - Yes? - Yes. 1180 01:04:16,765 --> 01:04:17,854 Who? 1181 01:04:21,683 --> 01:04:24,208 His name is Jonas Mallard. 1182 01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:26,645 Sounds like a duck. 1183 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:29,909 - Zach... - Why wasn't he there tonight? 1184 01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:35,219 Because he's in New York on business. 1185 01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:37,438 Is it serious? 1186 01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:40,267 Yes. 1187 01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:43,444 Gonna get married? 1188 01:04:44,793 --> 01:04:45,925 We've talked about it. 1189 01:04:47,318 --> 01:04:48,972 I don't know whether you know it or not, 1190 01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:51,061 but it's bad luck to marry a duck. 1191 01:04:53,585 --> 01:04:54,716 Good night, Zach. 1192 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,545 Unless you're a duck. 1193 01:04:58,764 --> 01:05:00,766 Even then, it's no guarantee it's gonna last. 1194 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,376 You know, Barney. Am I right? 1195 01:05:02,550 --> 01:05:04,552 - Are ducks monogamous? - No. Swans are. 1196 01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:07,816 This guy's a duck. That was Alex. 1197 01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:09,209 So I gathered. 1198 01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:14,214 Okay. Hey, Barney, how about another one? 1199 01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:17,739 You know, of course, we're breaking the law. 1200 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:18,915 What "we"? 1201 01:05:19,524 --> 01:05:21,178 I got a mouse in my pocket. 1202 01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:24,355 "We." 1203 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:31,231 One thing's sure, mice are not monogamous. 1204 01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:34,060 - For sure. - If they were, they'd be "monogomice." 1205 01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:36,976 - Yeah. I'll call a cab. - Okay. 1206 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:40,849 I... I don't go to hotels anymore. 1207 01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:44,941 I'm on their shit list. So if your guest room is still occupied, 1208 01:05:45,115 --> 01:05:48,118 I'll just curl up on the bar right here. 1209 01:05:49,206 --> 01:05:50,163 [grunts] 1210 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:59,956 Okay, but no throwing up in the fish tank. 1211 01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:01,348 I cross my heart. 1212 01:06:02,175 --> 01:06:03,785 - Let's go. - Barney? 1213 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,179 - What? - Carry me. 1214 01:06:06,919 --> 01:06:08,268 Oh, shit. 1215 01:06:09,095 --> 01:06:11,663 [Zach screaming] 1216 01:06:18,931 --> 01:06:20,846 Oh, I'm blind! 1217 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:24,284 - I can't see! - All right, all right. 1218 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:26,591 How did you do... What is that? 1219 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,855 - It's a B-12. - Do I need it? 1220 01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:31,857 Did Custer need a bulletproof vest? 1221 01:06:32,031 --> 01:06:33,424 Barney... [wincing] 1222 01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:35,426 All right. Easy. Easy. 1223 01:06:37,036 --> 01:06:39,082 Okay, okay! God! 1224 01:06:39,256 --> 01:06:40,648 - Jeez! - Okay. 1225 01:06:41,606 --> 01:06:44,217 - I gotta pee. - Huh? Easy, easy. All right. 1226 01:06:44,391 --> 01:06:45,914 All right. Take it easy. 1227 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,179 [grunts] 1228 01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:53,009 Why did you wrap yourself in toilet paper? 1229 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:55,315 [Zach] 'Cause I was cold. 1230 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,625 [urinating, groaning] 1231 01:07:08,937 --> 01:07:10,026 [gasps] 1232 01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:15,814 [Zach] I'm in a lot of trouble, doctor. 1233 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:20,427 Frankly, I don't have the strength 1234 01:07:20,601 --> 01:07:22,081 or the courage to go on like this, 1235 01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:23,822 and even if I did, I wouldn't want to. 1236 01:07:26,868 --> 01:07:30,655 Every day, I get a little more depressed. 1237 01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,571 I get a little more desperate. 1238 01:07:35,399 --> 01:07:36,574 I feel like I'm worse off 1239 01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:38,445 than when I first started with you. 1240 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,448 When you first started with me, you were a mess. 1241 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:45,626 [chuckles] I'm still a mess. I haven't changed. 1242 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,761 Don't you know by now that changing one's basic character is next to impossible? 1243 01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:54,157 No. I don't know that. Jesus, doctor, if I thought I couldn't change, 1244 01:07:54,331 --> 01:07:56,159 I wouldn't have come to see you in the first place. 1245 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,508 I didn't say you couldn't. 1246 01:07:57,682 --> 01:07:59,510 You just said it was impossible! 1247 01:07:59,684 --> 01:08:01,555 - I said it was next to impossible. - Well, shit, doctor. 1248 01:08:01,729 --> 01:08:03,731 "Next to" isn't that far removed. 1249 01:08:03,905 --> 01:08:06,386 If it were, there'd be no analysts. 1250 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,129 Not an entirely unhappy prospect, doctor. 1251 01:08:11,870 --> 01:08:13,001 Did I ever tell you the story 1252 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:14,742 about the frog and the scorpion? 1253 01:08:16,048 --> 01:08:17,180 No. 1254 01:08:18,616 --> 01:08:21,358 A scorpion who couldn't swim asked the frog 1255 01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:23,316 to carry him across the river on his back. 1256 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:27,059 The frog said, "Do you think I'm crazy? 1257 01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:29,801 "Halfway across the river, you'll sting me and I'll drown." 1258 01:08:30,454 --> 01:08:32,412 "That's not reasonable," said the scorpion. 1259 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,241 "If I sting you and you drown, I'll drown too." 1260 01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:40,464 Frog thought about it, said, "Climb on." 1261 01:08:41,682 --> 01:08:45,295 Halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog. 1262 01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:49,342 And as the frog was drowning, he said to the scorpion, 1263 01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:51,344 "But now you'll drown, too." 1264 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:54,391 The scorpion said, "Yes, I know." 1265 01:08:55,043 --> 01:08:57,002 "That's not reasonable," said the frog. 1266 01:08:57,829 --> 01:08:59,396 And the scorpion replied, 1267 01:08:59,744 --> 01:09:01,876 "Reason has nothing to do with it. 1268 01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:05,358 "I'm a scorpion. It's my character." 1269 01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:11,799 You know what I feel like telling you? 1270 01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:14,976 Yes. You feel like telling me to go fuck myself. 1271 01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:18,806 And you probably will, because that's your character. 1272 01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:22,593 See you next Tuesday. 1273 01:09:51,143 --> 01:09:54,233 [woman] Let me tell you, the man was fabulous. Absolutely fabulous. 1274 01:09:54,407 --> 01:09:56,279 I took one look at him, and I just knew. 1275 01:09:56,453 --> 01:09:57,584 I'm telling you... 1276 01:09:57,758 --> 01:09:59,107 - Hi. - Hi. You can go right in. 1277 01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:02,328 - Thank you. - I got to go now. Okay. 1278 01:10:06,985 --> 01:10:08,508 Can I help you? 1279 01:10:08,682 --> 01:10:11,337 Uh, yeah. I just happened to be in the building, 1280 01:10:11,511 --> 01:10:13,470 and I was intrigued by the company name. 1281 01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:15,515 - Is this the company name? - Yes, it is. 1282 01:10:15,689 --> 01:10:18,214 "Form 3, world's foremost fitness and beauty program." 1283 01:10:18,388 --> 01:10:19,737 Mmm-hmm. 1284 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,826 One of our clients lost 11 pounds in three days 1285 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,828 and was completely cured of his asthma. 1286 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:25,656 You take men? 1287 01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:28,354 Mmm-hmm, 35 percent of our clientele are men. 1288 01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:30,226 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 1289 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,185 Uh, you know, the, um, the girl who just came in... 1290 01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:34,708 Emily? 1291 01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:38,538 Emily, yes. She certainly didn't look to be lacking 1292 01:10:38,712 --> 01:10:40,975 in the fitness or beauty department. 1293 01:10:41,149 --> 01:10:43,282 You should have seen her six months ago. 1294 01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:45,110 Really? 1295 01:10:45,284 --> 01:10:46,807 The first herbal wrap is on the house. 1296 01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,635 - Look... - And if you just give me your name, 1297 01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:50,158 Molly can set you up right away 1298 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,725 for your complimentary herbal treatment. 1299 01:10:51,899 --> 01:10:53,510 - Wait. - Hello, Zach. 1300 01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:54,946 Molly. 1301 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,862 Isn't that special? You two know each other. 1302 01:10:58,602 --> 01:10:59,516 God! 1303 01:11:00,691 --> 01:11:02,780 - What are you doing? - Working. 1304 01:11:03,607 --> 01:11:05,391 Molly's our number-one therapist. 1305 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:10,091 Terrific. How've you been? 1306 01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:11,963 Angry. 1307 01:11:12,659 --> 01:11:14,661 - Molly, this is silly. - What's that? 1308 01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:17,838 I don't need a complimentary herbal wrap and electro-stimulation. 1309 01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:19,536 - Okay. - I just... 1310 01:11:19,710 --> 01:11:20,972 I happened to be in the building. 1311 01:11:21,146 --> 01:11:22,495 But it's not silly, Zach. 1312 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:24,497 - It's what I do now. - I didn't mean... 1313 01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:26,282 [Molly] I mean, it's how I make my living. 1314 01:11:26,456 --> 01:11:28,588 You know, I could've sued your ass off, Zach. 1315 01:11:28,762 --> 01:11:30,764 But instead, I decided to get a job. 1316 01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:32,853 - You may not approve, but it pays the rent. - I approve, okay? 1317 01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:35,203 But if you think it's so silly, what are you doing here? 1318 01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:38,032 - I guess I'm getting a complimentary herbal wrap. - But if it's so silly... 1319 01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:40,513 It's not, okay? Wrap me. 1320 01:11:40,687 --> 01:11:43,211 The silly little pads that I've attached to your problem areas 1321 01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:45,039 will make your muscles contract. 1322 01:11:45,213 --> 01:11:47,172 The more I increase the current, 1323 01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:50,262 the more your muscles will contract. 1324 01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:51,611 Molly... 1325 01:11:51,785 --> 01:11:53,352 For the first "silly" treatment, 1326 01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,398 it's not advisable to exceed plus-three. 1327 01:11:55,746 --> 01:11:57,487 - [knob clicks] - [device humming] 1328 01:11:57,661 --> 01:11:59,924 God, I wish I didn't hate you so much, Zach. 1329 01:12:00,098 --> 01:12:02,230 - M... Molly? - After ten silly treatments, 1330 01:12:02,405 --> 01:12:04,189 you should be able to handle plus-seven. 1331 01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:07,627 - M... Mo... Mo... - [humming gets louder] 1332 01:12:07,801 --> 01:12:09,847 Why'd you have to act like such a dick? 1333 01:12:10,021 --> 01:12:13,807 - [Zach] Mo... Mo... - Anything above plus-seven... 1334 01:12:15,461 --> 01:12:16,680 could be dangerous. 1335 01:12:17,158 --> 01:12:18,029 Molly! 1336 01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:20,336 Molly! Molly! [groaning] 1337 01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:32,652 [groaning] 1338 01:12:34,741 --> 01:12:37,091 - Whoa! - [exclaiming] 1339 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,357 [shrieks] 1340 01:12:43,184 --> 01:12:44,142 Oh! 1341 01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:48,451 [woman grunts] 1342 01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,191 [muttering] 1343 01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:05,250 [grunts] 1344 01:13:06,077 --> 01:13:07,470 Give me that! 1345 01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:10,995 - [whimpering] - [grunting] 1346 01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:33,626 Go fuck yourself! 1347 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:41,112 [tires squealing] 1348 01:13:42,679 --> 01:13:44,855 - [horn honks] - Hey! 1349 01:13:48,162 --> 01:13:49,860 [honks] 1350 01:13:52,776 --> 01:13:54,952 [Zach grunts] Yeah. 1351 01:13:58,346 --> 01:13:59,957 - How much? - Two and a quarter. 1352 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:02,350 [tires screeching] 1353 01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:03,656 Hey! 1354 01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:08,182 - [car honking] - [tires screeching] 1355 01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:14,145 [siren blaring] 1356 01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:19,585 [crash] 1357 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:31,162 [Zach] I'm telling you, Jake, all you have to do 1358 01:14:31,336 --> 01:14:33,207 is take a drive down Sunset, look at the billboard. 1359 01:14:33,381 --> 01:14:35,688 She's representing something called Shape. 1360 01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:38,778 Yeah, it's a magazine. We represent it as well. 1361 01:14:38,952 --> 01:14:41,302 I'm telling you, you will not believe this woman. 1362 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:43,914 Yeah, well, you know, that magazine is throwing 1363 01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:46,656 a big party tonight at the Century Plaza. 1364 01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,701 - You probably got an invitation. - You think so? 1365 01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:50,747 - Yeah. - Oh, God! 1366 01:14:50,921 --> 01:14:53,184 - You all right? - Maybe I should have something to eat. 1367 01:14:53,358 --> 01:14:55,969 Coffee? No, that's bad. Okay. 1368 01:14:56,143 --> 01:14:57,405 - All right. - [Zach grunts] 1369 01:14:58,276 --> 01:15:00,670 - [Jake] God damn it! - What's the matter? 1370 01:15:00,844 --> 01:15:02,889 [Jake] I can never tie these fucking ties. 1371 01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:04,761 Oh, God. Stop complaining. 1372 01:15:04,935 --> 01:15:07,198 How many times a year do you have to put on your tux? 1373 01:15:14,945 --> 01:15:17,295 - You know something, Bern? - Yeah. 1374 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,428 One of us is wearing the wrong clothes. 1375 01:15:22,953 --> 01:15:23,997 Which one? 1376 01:15:24,998 --> 01:15:30,656 The Shape black-tie party is at the Century Plaza tonight. 1377 01:15:31,178 --> 01:15:33,833 - Uh-huh. - The Share costume ball 1378 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:36,793 is at the Century Plaza next Friday night. 1379 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,416 Nice costume. 1380 01:16:04,081 --> 01:16:05,561 Is the Shape party in here? 1381 01:16:10,827 --> 01:16:13,220 - Aladdin? - That's what he told me. 1382 01:16:16,659 --> 01:16:19,705 Bern, he's gonna kill me. Bernice, it is not funny. 1383 01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:20,837 Okay, okay. 1384 01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:24,623 [laughing] 1385 01:16:44,904 --> 01:16:46,732 [chattering] 1386 01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:50,301 Get me the fuck out of here. 1387 01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:57,351 Jake! Jake! 1388 01:16:57,830 --> 01:17:00,964 - You told me it was a costume party! - Where the hell did you get... 1389 01:17:04,576 --> 01:17:06,012 [laughing] 1390 01:17:07,144 --> 01:17:08,275 Bernice, stop it. 1391 01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:10,713 - Look at the lamp. - Look at the shoes! 1392 01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:13,846 I'm sorry. Zach, I'm really sorry. 1393 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,892 I tried to call you several times. 1394 01:17:16,066 --> 01:17:18,416 - Jake. - Howard. How are you? 1395 01:17:18,590 --> 01:17:20,766 Howard, this is Zach Hutton. 1396 01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:23,290 Zach, this is Howard Simon. He's your host. 1397 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:25,075 - Howdy, Howard. - Hi. 1398 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,992 I told Zach that it was a costume party. 1399 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:30,558 [laughing] 1400 01:17:30,733 --> 01:17:32,473 - I tried to call you. - You're fired. 1401 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,128 Cheer up. 1402 01:17:39,263 --> 01:17:41,744 [laughter] 1403 01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:58,108 Inside of about five minutes, 1404 01:17:58,282 --> 01:18:00,545 I drank 14 glasses of champagne. 1405 01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:04,114 By the shank of the evening, I was completely shit-faced. 1406 01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:07,334 [blows into bottle] Steamboat coming through. Excuse me. 1407 01:18:07,508 --> 01:18:09,293 - And fearless. - [clears throat] 1408 01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:12,688 How do you do? 1409 01:18:13,384 --> 01:18:17,344 My name is Zachary Hutton, and my wish is to fuck you. 1410 01:18:18,432 --> 01:18:20,478 [gasps, laughter] 1411 01:18:21,871 --> 01:18:24,917 [Zach speaking indistinctly] 1412 01:18:31,402 --> 01:18:33,143 I'm in deep therapy. 1413 01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:36,494 I thought I could probably use, you know, psychoanalysis. 1414 01:18:36,668 --> 01:18:38,757 That girl looks like a psychoanalyst. 1415 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:40,628 [guard] Yep. 1416 01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:42,500 - [Zach] So what's the answer? - What's the question? 1417 01:18:42,674 --> 01:18:44,850 Can a man change his character 1418 01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:47,157 - even if a scorpion can't? - Hmm. 1419 01:18:47,331 --> 01:18:49,202 Good question. What's the answer? 1420 01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:52,815 The answer is yes, providing you know what your problem is. 1421 01:18:52,989 --> 01:18:55,208 I know what my problem is, and I can't change it. 1422 01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:56,993 - Have you tried? - No. 1423 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:58,690 Don't you want to? 1424 01:18:58,864 --> 01:19:01,171 To be perfectly honest, I haven't given it much thought. 1425 01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,738 Do you know why you don't want to? 1426 01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:04,217 I haven't the foggiest. 1427 01:19:04,391 --> 01:19:07,177 Because you don't know what the alternative is. 1428 01:19:07,351 --> 01:19:10,006 - Oh, I see. - I know my alternative. 1429 01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:13,531 No more young, healthy bodies 1430 01:19:13,705 --> 01:19:15,794 with beautiful, empty heads. 1431 01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:18,579 My salvation is a handsome, 1432 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,800 experienced, healthy middle-aged woman... 1433 01:19:21,974 --> 01:19:23,236 Who's been married at least once, 1434 01:19:23,410 --> 01:19:25,325 and who is a great deal smarter than I. 1435 01:19:25,673 --> 01:19:28,024 - How's Alex? - I was just about to call her. 1436 01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:34,160 - Hey, Barney, do you have... - Oh, yeah. 1437 01:19:34,726 --> 01:19:35,727 Thank you. 1438 01:19:42,299 --> 01:19:44,605 [phone ringing] 1439 01:19:46,956 --> 01:19:48,827 - Hello? - Hello, Greg? 1440 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:50,263 Who is this? 1441 01:19:50,437 --> 01:19:52,744 This is your stepfather. May I speak to Alex? 1442 01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:55,138 Uh, no, she's gone for the weekend. 1443 01:19:55,312 --> 01:19:56,748 Where? 1444 01:19:56,922 --> 01:19:58,576 She asked me not to give out that information, Zach. 1445 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:01,448 Well, you're a fine young lad, aren't you? 1446 01:20:01,622 --> 01:20:03,363 Just please tell her I called. 1447 01:20:03,842 --> 01:20:04,712 Sure. 1448 01:20:10,414 --> 01:20:12,590 I wish he'd stay the hell out of her life. 1449 01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:15,549 [barking] 1450 01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:18,204 Oh. 1451 01:20:22,643 --> 01:20:25,124 [doorbell ringing] 1452 01:20:30,477 --> 01:20:31,478 - [Zach] Hi, Marge. - [yells] 1453 01:20:31,652 --> 01:20:32,697 [Zach] Can I come in? 1454 01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:37,397 Hi, Marge. I'm sorry to bother you, 1455 01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:39,269 but could we just talk for a minute? 1456 01:20:39,443 --> 01:20:40,748 [thuds] 1457 01:20:41,445 --> 01:20:42,533 Jeez. 1458 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:46,972 Sorry. I didn't see the suitcase here. Are you going someplace? 1459 01:20:47,146 --> 01:20:48,495 - Yes. - Where? 1460 01:20:48,669 --> 01:20:50,280 - Away. - Away where? 1461 01:20:50,454 --> 01:20:53,979 Away where you can't find me. 1462 01:20:54,153 --> 01:20:56,721 - [dog pants] - [shrieks] Harry... 1463 01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:58,375 [dog growls, barks] 1464 01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:02,640 Sorry about that. Are you gonna see Alex? 1465 01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:06,513 What is it you exactly want, Zach? 1466 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,168 Marge, I need to talk to your daughter. It's very important. 1467 01:21:09,342 --> 01:21:12,171 Would you just please tell me where she is? 1468 01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:14,130 - No. - Why won't you tell me? 1469 01:21:14,304 --> 01:21:16,784 Because if you knew where she was, you'd screw up her life, 1470 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,395 and then I'd have to kill you. 1471 01:21:18,569 --> 01:21:21,572 Oh, well, that makes sense. [clears throat] 1472 01:21:23,617 --> 01:21:26,577 Do you think I could have a drink? I'm a little parched. 1473 01:21:26,751 --> 01:21:28,884 I'll get you some tap water. 1474 01:21:29,058 --> 01:21:30,798 That's fine. That would be great. 1475 01:21:33,192 --> 01:21:34,324 [clears throat] 1476 01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:49,600 [faucet running] 1477 01:21:52,603 --> 01:21:53,778 [faucet stops] 1478 01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:59,131 Oh. Marge, thank you. 1479 01:21:59,566 --> 01:22:00,480 Cheers. 1480 01:22:03,222 --> 01:22:04,354 It's good. Clear too. 1481 01:22:04,528 --> 01:22:05,572 Would you like a little... 1482 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,054 [clears throat] Look, Marge, um, 1483 01:22:09,576 --> 01:22:12,144 I realize that you and I over the years haven't exactly hit it off, 1484 01:22:12,318 --> 01:22:15,104 and you have just cause to really hate me. 1485 01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:18,977 But I don't know why, I just feel that 1486 01:22:19,151 --> 01:22:21,327 somehow if you'd look deep within yourself, 1487 01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:25,679 you might find that you have some good feelings about me. 1488 01:22:28,639 --> 01:22:31,468 - [sighs] Marge, I just think... - Harry. 1489 01:22:32,251 --> 01:22:34,906 - It's time now to bury the hatchet, you know? - Harry. 1490 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:36,690 - You left that door open. - What? 1491 01:22:36,864 --> 01:22:39,389 If you let that dog run away, I'll rip your beard off! 1492 01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:41,173 - Marge, I tripped. - Harry? 1493 01:22:41,739 --> 01:22:42,958 Harry! 1494 01:22:45,003 --> 01:22:45,961 [sighs] 1495 01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:48,180 Harry? Harry! 1496 01:22:48,354 --> 01:22:49,312 Oh, shit! 1497 01:22:49,747 --> 01:22:51,314 Here, Harry! 1498 01:22:51,488 --> 01:22:54,273 Harr... Harr... 1499 01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:58,060 - Holy Jesus. Harry. Harry. - [Marge whistling] 1500 01:22:58,234 --> 01:23:01,280 Harry? Come on, Harry. Snap out of it. 1501 01:23:01,454 --> 01:23:03,065 [whistling continues] 1502 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:06,024 - Oh, God! - [Marge] Nice Harry. 1503 01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:08,505 - [performing CPR] - [Marge] Come on, Harry! 1504 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:12,465 Harry? Harry? 1505 01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:14,685 - Harry? - Marge, why don't you look out back? 1506 01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:17,166 - [stutters] I'll go out front. - Harry! 1507 01:23:17,949 --> 01:23:20,865 - [Marge] Harry! Harry! - Harry? 1508 01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:25,261 - [Marge] Here, Harry! - Harry? 1509 01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:29,917 - Here, Harry! - Here, Harry! 1510 01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:32,703 - [whistling] - [Marge] Harry! 1511 01:23:32,877 --> 01:23:34,661 - You find him? - [Marge] No! 1512 01:23:34,835 --> 01:23:36,924 - Keep looking! - [Marge] Harry! 1513 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:40,015 [whistles] Harry! 1514 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:43,061 Here, boy! Sorry, Harry. 1515 01:23:43,235 --> 01:23:44,236 Stay. 1516 01:23:46,108 --> 01:23:47,065 Harry? 1517 01:23:53,550 --> 01:23:55,030 [siren blaring] 1518 01:23:57,945 --> 01:23:59,817 [Jake on machine] Hi, you've reached the Fennermans. 1519 01:23:59,991 --> 01:24:01,645 Leave a message when you hear the beep. 1520 01:24:01,819 --> 01:24:03,516 [beep] 1521 01:24:03,690 --> 01:24:05,083 Jake, this is Zach. It's 2:00 in the morning. 1522 01:24:05,257 --> 01:24:07,303 I'm in the Ventura County jail. Get me out of here. 1523 01:24:07,477 --> 01:24:10,219 The arresting officer states that you were clocked 1524 01:24:10,393 --> 01:24:12,873 at 134 miles an hour. 1525 01:24:13,396 --> 01:24:15,398 Anything to say about that, Mr. Hutton? 1526 01:24:15,789 --> 01:24:17,443 I was in a hurry, Your Honor. 1527 01:24:19,097 --> 01:24:22,057 Me too. $500 or 30 days. 1528 01:24:22,231 --> 01:24:23,275 [gavel pounds] 1529 01:24:37,507 --> 01:24:38,812 Miss Alexandra Hutton. 1530 01:24:39,509 --> 01:24:41,293 - What about her? - I'm Zachary Hutton. 1531 01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:43,034 Should that make a difference? 1532 01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:44,601 She's expecting me. What's her room number? 1533 01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:46,907 - She's not in her room. - Where is she? 1534 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:49,258 She's in the arboretum. 1535 01:25:00,399 --> 01:25:01,313 [gasps] 1536 01:25:09,582 --> 01:25:10,409 [dog whines] 1537 01:25:12,455 --> 01:25:15,980 - Harry? - [wedding march playing] 1538 01:25:23,379 --> 01:25:24,380 Alex... 1539 01:25:25,729 --> 01:25:27,078 Alex. 1540 01:25:27,252 --> 01:25:28,862 Would you mind... Is this a bad time? 1541 01:25:40,613 --> 01:25:43,921 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here 1542 01:25:44,095 --> 01:25:46,793 to join in holy matrimony 1543 01:25:46,967 --> 01:25:49,622 Alexandra and Jonas. 1544 01:25:50,928 --> 01:25:54,018 If there is anyone here who could show just cause 1545 01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:57,108 why this couple should not be married... 1546 01:25:57,456 --> 01:25:59,023 - [Alex praying] - ...let them speak now 1547 01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:01,721 or forever hold their peace. 1548 01:26:02,287 --> 01:26:03,158 Uh... 1549 01:26:03,897 --> 01:26:05,377 - [grunts] - [shocked gasps] 1550 01:26:07,988 --> 01:26:09,816 [groans] 1551 01:26:12,254 --> 01:26:13,255 Come on, Zach. 1552 01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:17,476 Alex, you don't have to do this. 1553 01:26:17,650 --> 01:26:19,913 Yes, I do. Papa always said, 1554 01:26:20,087 --> 01:26:22,002 if someone takes the trouble to ruin your wedding, 1555 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,048 the least you can do is walk 'em to the car. 1556 01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:25,919 He sounds like a real old-world gentleman. 1557 01:26:26,093 --> 01:26:27,312 Oh, you'd have loved each other. 1558 01:26:27,486 --> 01:26:28,705 You could compare livers. 1559 01:26:29,096 --> 01:26:31,621 You know, your mother missed her calling. 1560 01:26:31,795 --> 01:26:35,102 If she'd drop a few pounds, I might get her a match with Sugar Ray. 1561 01:26:35,277 --> 01:26:37,104 Can't say as I really blame her. 1562 01:26:37,279 --> 01:26:39,803 - I always wondered what she saw in me. - Probably Papa. 1563 01:26:39,977 --> 01:26:41,805 Could you get Mr. Hutton's car, please? 1564 01:26:41,979 --> 01:26:43,372 [sighs] 1565 01:26:43,894 --> 01:26:46,026 - I guess I really screwed things up. - You guess. 1566 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,028 - You want to know why I came? - No. 1567 01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:50,857 I feel like I'm drowning, and you're the only one that can save me. 1568 01:26:51,031 --> 01:26:52,990 - I can't save you, Zach. - You can't? 1569 01:26:53,164 --> 01:26:55,035 That's not fair. I was counting on you. 1570 01:26:56,646 --> 01:26:59,910 You see, no matter how bad I am or was or will be, 1571 01:27:00,084 --> 01:27:02,260 I keep thinking you're gonna save me. 1572 01:27:02,434 --> 01:27:05,481 In spite of everything, you'll put your arms around me and tell me it's all right, 1573 01:27:05,655 --> 01:27:08,266 and I'll be resurrected because you love me and you've got the magic. 1574 01:27:10,007 --> 01:27:13,489 - No magic. - Yeah, but what a dream, huh? 1575 01:27:14,011 --> 01:27:16,187 - It's a selfish dream. - That, too, 1576 01:27:16,361 --> 01:27:19,582 but hey, these days, I'm all I've got, and that ain't much. 1577 01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:23,412 Zach, you know, I'm glad I don't have the magic. 1578 01:27:23,586 --> 01:27:25,414 How come? 1579 01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:27,285 Because you'd count on it and you'd never look for the truth. 1580 01:27:28,765 --> 01:27:30,941 In spite of how it seems, I'm looking. 1581 01:27:32,029 --> 01:27:33,726 In the bottom of a cocktail glass? 1582 01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:36,686 Good kill. 1583 01:27:47,479 --> 01:27:50,090 You know, Alex, I do love you and I'm gonna make it. 1584 01:27:50,613 --> 01:27:53,137 Would it be too much to ask you to wait until I do? 1585 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,270 Yes. 1586 01:27:55,531 --> 01:27:56,749 Because you don't think I can? 1587 01:27:57,924 --> 01:27:59,012 Yes. 1588 01:27:59,361 --> 01:28:00,536 Yeah, and if I do, what a guy! 1589 01:28:00,710 --> 01:28:01,928 Just think what you'll be missing. 1590 01:28:02,102 --> 01:28:03,278 [tires screeching] 1591 01:28:12,939 --> 01:28:14,289 Can we get married now? 1592 01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:17,553 We have to talk. 1593 01:28:30,130 --> 01:28:32,219 [Zach] I've never felt like this before. 1594 01:28:32,394 --> 01:28:36,702 I'm... I'm seriously unhappy. 1595 01:28:37,442 --> 01:28:39,444 This is not just the bush-league blues. 1596 01:28:39,618 --> 01:28:42,317 We're talking major-league depression here. 1597 01:28:46,103 --> 01:28:47,452 I can't sleep. 1598 01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:52,457 I take pills, but they only last a couple of hours, 1599 01:28:52,631 --> 01:28:54,981 and then I'm up at 4:00 in the morning, pacing the fucking house 1600 01:28:55,155 --> 01:28:57,680 or walking on the cold fucking beach, you know? 1601 01:29:01,248 --> 01:29:04,469 I'm so miserable, I want to fucking shoot myself, 1602 01:29:04,817 --> 01:29:07,298 but I can't because I'm afraid to die. 1603 01:29:08,299 --> 01:29:09,909 How's that for fucked-up? 1604 01:29:14,914 --> 01:29:16,394 [sobbing] 1605 01:29:21,573 --> 01:29:23,096 So what's the answer? 1606 01:29:28,145 --> 01:29:29,668 I forgot. You don't have answers. 1607 01:29:29,842 --> 01:29:31,104 You're not the burning bush. 1608 01:29:31,278 --> 01:29:33,498 You just give suggestions. 1609 01:29:35,718 --> 01:29:37,197 Well, I need help. 1610 01:29:37,807 --> 01:29:39,156 I'm in the fucking dumper. 1611 01:29:43,116 --> 01:29:45,597 Give me a suggestion, because I know you've got one. 1612 01:29:45,771 --> 01:29:48,339 I can see it in those beady little Freudian eyes. 1613 01:29:49,862 --> 01:29:53,692 If an alcoholic wants me to cure him, you know what I say? 1614 01:29:53,866 --> 01:29:54,911 [sighs] 1615 01:29:55,302 --> 01:29:57,914 That's a question. That's not a suggestion. 1616 01:30:02,527 --> 01:30:04,007 Okay. What do you say? 1617 01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:06,575 First, stop drinking. 1618 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:11,841 I don't get it. 1619 01:30:13,451 --> 01:30:17,150 Go home and think about it. That's my suggestion. 1620 01:30:17,324 --> 01:30:20,545 [Ivan Neville's "Falling Out of Love" plays] 1621 01:30:20,719 --> 01:30:24,201 [man on radio] We interrupt our regular broadcast to bring you an important announcement. 1622 01:30:24,549 --> 01:30:26,159 The western regional weather service 1623 01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:29,032 has just issued an urgent tsunami wave warning 1624 01:30:29,206 --> 01:30:31,600 due to a seismic disturbance in the Pacific. 1625 01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:33,863 Waves could exceed heights of 20 feet 1626 01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:35,908 and may crest at any time. 1627 01:30:36,082 --> 01:30:37,519 All residents in the coastal area 1628 01:30:37,693 --> 01:30:39,564 are urged to be on the alert. 1629 01:30:41,871 --> 01:30:44,439 ♪ I'm just trying To find my way ♪ 1630 01:30:44,613 --> 01:30:46,441 ♪ Don't know my name ♪ 1631 01:30:46,615 --> 01:30:49,705 ♪ Living day to day ♪ 1632 01:30:50,836 --> 01:30:52,621 - Hi. - Hi. 1633 01:30:52,795 --> 01:30:56,538 ♪ Just a little boy Who wants to have his way ♪ 1634 01:30:56,712 --> 01:30:59,497 ♪ I just can't keep still ♪ 1635 01:30:59,671 --> 01:31:04,067 ♪ And I'm falling out of love ♪ 1636 01:31:06,983 --> 01:31:09,855 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 1637 01:31:12,162 --> 01:31:14,643 ♪ Sometimes it feels ♪ 1638 01:31:14,817 --> 01:31:18,124 ♪ Like I'm running Out of time ♪ 1639 01:31:22,868 --> 01:31:26,045 ♪ Sand slipping Through my fingers ♪ 1640 01:31:26,219 --> 01:31:29,005 ♪ Like rivers through my mind ♪ 1641 01:31:31,921 --> 01:31:33,705 [Zach] God... 1642 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,795 I rented this beach house because I thought, if you're really there, 1643 01:31:37,448 --> 01:31:40,146 this is the best place to get in touch with you. 1644 01:31:41,365 --> 01:31:44,760 I'm in pretty bad shape, and I need some answers. 1645 01:31:47,545 --> 01:31:51,331 If an alcoholic wants me to cure him, you know what I say? 1646 01:31:51,984 --> 01:31:53,943 First, stop drinking. 1647 01:31:58,513 --> 01:31:59,688 I got it! 1648 01:32:06,695 --> 01:32:10,829 Jake! You won't believe it! 1649 01:32:11,003 --> 01:32:14,441 But there is a God! And he's a gag writer! 1650 01:32:14,616 --> 01:32:17,096 - What the...? - [all screaming] 1651 01:32:19,229 --> 01:32:21,971 - [Bernice laughing] - What the... 1652 01:32:22,145 --> 01:32:24,800 Close the door! Goddamn it, Jake! 1653 01:32:25,365 --> 01:32:27,237 - [piano playing] - Bernice will never forgive Jake 1654 01:32:27,411 --> 01:32:28,978 for renting me his other beach house. 1655 01:32:29,239 --> 01:32:31,458 But anyway, I figured it out, Barney. 1656 01:32:32,198 --> 01:32:34,505 You can't cure a problem until you know 1657 01:32:34,679 --> 01:32:36,463 what's causing the problem. 1658 01:32:36,986 --> 01:32:40,076 But before you can see what's causing the problem, 1659 01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:43,645 you first have to remove the problem. 1660 01:32:43,819 --> 01:32:46,996 You gotta give up the vices to get to the virtues. 1661 01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:49,302 - I could've told you that. - Yeah? Why didn't you? 1662 01:32:49,476 --> 01:32:52,262 You want it to take, you got to figure it out for yourself. 1663 01:32:52,915 --> 01:32:54,743 Okay, wise guy, what's my problem? 1664 01:32:55,047 --> 01:32:56,571 You're scared, like the rest of us. 1665 01:32:56,745 --> 01:33:00,400 So, you drink too much, you chase girls much too much, 1666 01:33:00,575 --> 01:33:03,142 and you don't use your God-given talent anymore. 1667 01:33:05,275 --> 01:33:06,885 You've known that all along? 1668 01:33:07,712 --> 01:33:09,322 I'm a good bartender. 1669 01:33:09,496 --> 01:33:12,891 Now all I have to do is figure out how to stop being scared. 1670 01:33:13,805 --> 01:33:16,982 While you're at it, may I offer a suggestion? 1671 01:33:17,156 --> 01:33:18,984 [Zach] Okay, open up! I know you're in there! 1672 01:33:19,158 --> 01:33:20,420 I'm coming to get you! 1673 01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:33,608 - [jazz music playing] - [chattering] 1674 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:58,720 The truth, was I research or recreation? 1675 01:33:58,894 --> 01:34:01,200 You were ravishing. 1676 01:34:02,593 --> 01:34:04,508 I switched you from tonic water to Slice. 1677 01:34:04,682 --> 01:34:06,205 - Think you can handle it? - Yeah, fine. 1678 01:34:06,379 --> 01:34:08,207 Just keep me away from those honey-roasted almonds. 1679 01:34:08,381 --> 01:34:09,644 Excuse me. 1680 01:34:10,906 --> 01:34:13,778 - Congratulations, Mr. Hutton. - Oh, you read my book? 1681 01:34:13,952 --> 01:34:17,390 No, but since you stopped drinking, you're a much better kisser. 1682 01:34:18,435 --> 01:34:21,090 - Hello, Miss Jones. - Hi, stranger. 1683 01:34:21,917 --> 01:34:23,179 You need any help over there? 1684 01:34:23,353 --> 01:34:24,571 No, I'll get her. I got her. 1685 01:34:24,746 --> 01:34:27,009 Ow. Oh, God. Doesn't this hurt you? 1686 01:34:27,183 --> 01:34:28,184 [grunting] 1687 01:34:28,488 --> 01:34:29,707 [whispering] 1688 01:34:29,881 --> 01:34:31,709 Rebecca, you look fetching. 1689 01:34:32,449 --> 01:34:34,451 - Merry Christmas, Greg. - Merry Christmas. 1690 01:34:35,278 --> 01:34:37,802 - Marge! - I'm really proud of you. 1691 01:34:37,976 --> 01:34:39,674 - You're kidding. - Yes. 1692 01:34:41,763 --> 01:34:43,634 Hey, you guys. You're not mad, are you? 1693 01:34:43,808 --> 01:34:46,419 - No, of course not. - Congratulations, Zach. 1694 01:34:46,593 --> 01:34:48,030 Nice to see you both. 1695 01:34:49,901 --> 01:34:51,424 Watch out. He's dangerous. 1696 01:34:52,425 --> 01:34:53,818 - Molly! - Zach! 1697 01:34:53,992 --> 01:34:55,602 - Hi, Molly! - I'd like you to meet Steven. 1698 01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:57,474 - Nice to meet you. How are you? - How are you, Steven? 1699 01:34:57,648 --> 01:34:59,389 - We read your book. - Yeah? 1700 01:35:00,129 --> 01:35:01,826 Great. Thank you. 1701 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:04,220 - Ah, what do you do, Steven? - I'm a fireman. 1702 01:35:04,394 --> 01:35:05,612 Nice move. 1703 01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:08,354 - Curt. - How are ya? 1704 01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:10,835 I think you remember this lady. 1705 01:35:11,009 --> 01:35:13,055 How could I forget? She used to borrow my socks. 1706 01:35:13,229 --> 01:35:15,405 - Would you like me to get you another drink? - Please. 1707 01:35:16,449 --> 01:35:17,494 Good for you. 1708 01:35:17,668 --> 01:35:19,626 Thanks. How's the duck? 1709 01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:22,717 Last time I heard, he was thinking 1710 01:35:22,891 --> 01:35:24,501 of moving to Washington and getting married. 1711 01:35:25,197 --> 01:35:27,373 - To you? - No. 1712 01:35:29,985 --> 01:35:31,334 Still got cold feet? 1713 01:35:33,553 --> 01:35:35,120 Only where you're concerned. 1714 01:35:35,686 --> 01:35:38,515 Alex, I've stopped drinking. I've written a best-seller. 1715 01:35:38,689 --> 01:35:40,430 In my book, two out of three ain't bad. 1716 01:35:41,387 --> 01:35:42,737 No, but in my book, 1717 01:35:42,911 --> 01:35:44,739 two out of three just ain't good enough. 1718 01:35:46,262 --> 01:35:48,351 What would you do if I told you 1719 01:35:48,525 --> 01:35:51,006 that I've been celibate for six months? 1720 01:35:52,137 --> 01:35:53,269 Cross my legs. 1721 01:35:55,967 --> 01:35:58,796 Alex, we were made for each other. 1722 01:35:58,970 --> 01:36:00,667 And I'm gonna prove that to you. 1723 01:36:00,842 --> 01:36:03,453 One of these days, you're gonna be wearing my socks again. 1724 01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:11,113 - [music stops] - [applause] 1725 01:36:16,553 --> 01:36:18,816 [piano playing] 1726 01:36:23,342 --> 01:36:25,083 - Hey. - Hey. 1727 01:36:25,257 --> 01:36:27,129 I think it's the best thing you've ever written. 1728 01:36:27,303 --> 01:36:28,086 Really? 1729 01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:29,958 Your book set me on fire. 1730 01:36:33,439 --> 01:36:35,485 Rebecca, I think there's something you should know. 1731 01:36:35,659 --> 01:36:36,747 Yes, Zach? 1732 01:36:37,617 --> 01:36:40,751 In order for me to write this book, I had to... 1733 01:36:43,275 --> 01:36:44,407 Change. 1734 01:36:44,886 --> 01:36:47,236 - Oh, Zach. - Yes, Rebecca? 1735 01:36:47,714 --> 01:36:50,326 Have you ever heard the story of the frog and the scorpion? 1736 01:36:52,067 --> 01:36:55,418 [man on radio] KBLA now concludes its broadcast day. 1737 01:36:55,592 --> 01:36:59,117 ["Star-Spangled Banner" plays] 1738 01:37:08,474 --> 01:37:11,303 - When are you gonna grow up? - What are you talking about? 1739 01:37:11,477 --> 01:37:13,523 I've stopped drinking, I've written a best-seller, 1740 01:37:13,697 --> 01:37:15,917 and refused to sleep with a beautiful, 1741 01:37:16,091 --> 01:37:17,788 lusty, aromatic young female. 1742 01:37:17,962 --> 01:37:19,790 In my book, that's pretty good growing up. 1743 01:37:19,964 --> 01:37:21,574 Oh, I suppose so. 1744 01:37:22,097 --> 01:37:24,534 But you're in a monogamous relationship now, 1745 01:37:26,753 --> 01:37:28,538 so take it off. 1746 01:37:29,104 --> 01:37:31,846 [Zach] Okay, but you're not being very patriotic. 1747 01:37:33,848 --> 01:37:37,112 [Ivan Neville's "Falling Out of Love" plays] 1748 01:37:56,044 --> 01:37:58,524 ♪ Don't know why it seems ♪ 1749 01:37:58,698 --> 01:38:01,353 ♪ Like a long, long time ♪ 1750 01:38:02,746 --> 01:38:06,271 ♪ Since I've been On the move, oh ♪ 1751 01:38:06,445 --> 01:38:09,144 ♪ I'm just trying To find my way ♪ 1752 01:38:09,318 --> 01:38:14,192 ♪ Don't know my name Living day to day ♪ 1753 01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:20,895 ♪ Just a little boy Who wants to have his way ♪ 1754 01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:23,549 ♪ I just can't keep still ♪ 1755 01:38:23,723 --> 01:38:28,076 ♪ And I'm falling out of love ♪ 1756 01:38:30,905 --> 01:38:33,429 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 1757 01:38:35,735 --> 01:38:38,086 ♪ Sometimes it feels ♪ 1758 01:38:38,260 --> 01:38:41,741 ♪ Like I'm running Out of time ♪ 1759 01:38:46,050 --> 01:38:48,923 ♪ Sand slipping Through my fingers ♪ 1760 01:38:49,097 --> 01:38:51,926 ♪ Like rivers through my mind ♪ 1761 01:38:56,756 --> 01:38:58,541 ♪ On the corner ♪ 1762 01:38:58,715 --> 01:39:00,847 ♪ Hanging with the boys ♪ 1763 01:39:01,022 --> 01:39:04,939 ♪ I always will be ♪ 1764 01:39:05,113 --> 01:39:07,680 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 1765 01:39:10,466 --> 01:39:13,208 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 1766 01:39:15,732 --> 01:39:18,604 ♪ In and out of love ♪ 1767 01:39:18,778 --> 01:39:21,520 ♪ In and out of love ♪ 1768 01:39:21,694 --> 01:39:23,914 ♪ Out of love ♪ 1769 01:39:25,307 --> 01:39:27,352 ♪ Just fooling around ♪ 1770 01:39:28,353 --> 01:39:30,094 ♪ Can't slow down ♪ 1771 01:39:32,705 --> 01:39:35,882 ♪ Should have listened To what my daddy said ♪ 1772 01:39:36,057 --> 01:39:38,015 ♪ Just want to be cool ♪ 1773 01:39:38,755 --> 01:39:40,626 ♪ Another fool ♪ 1774 01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:43,107 ♪ I can't keep still ♪ 1775 01:39:43,281 --> 01:39:47,024 ♪ And I'm feeling Kind of blue ♪ 1776 01:39:47,198 --> 01:39:49,679 ♪ My eyes are red ♪ 1777 01:39:49,853 --> 01:39:52,943 ♪ But something Keeps telling me ♪ 1778 01:39:53,117 --> 01:39:57,382 ♪ That I know Just what's gonna become ♪ 1779 01:39:57,556 --> 01:39:59,645 ♪ Of this little boy ♪ 1780 01:39:59,819 --> 01:40:03,562 ♪ Inside this heart of mine ♪ 1781 01:40:03,736 --> 01:40:05,608 ♪ I keep on ♪ 1782 01:40:06,087 --> 01:40:08,741 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 1783 01:40:11,353 --> 01:40:14,138 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 1784 01:40:16,097 --> 01:40:20,144 ♪ Just another child With a story to tell ♪ 1785 01:40:20,318 --> 01:40:22,799 ♪ I can't keep still ♪ 1786 01:40:22,973 --> 01:40:27,151 ♪ And I'm falling out of love ♪ 1787 01:40:29,980 --> 01:40:32,765 ♪ Falling out of love ♪ 1788 01:40:34,724 --> 01:40:38,162 ♪ Just enough time To live my life ♪ 1789 01:40:38,771 --> 01:40:41,383 ♪ I can't keep still ♪ 1790 01:40:41,557 --> 01:40:45,691 ♪ And I'm falling out of love ♪ 1791 01:40:48,651 --> 01:40:50,783 ♪ Falling out of love ♪