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Just One Show: The Lost Tapes

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CORPSE FLOWER

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COFFEE SHOP

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<i>You know I'm in trouble with the Swiss</i>

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<i>that's it, that's it
This, this</i>

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<i>This is what is called Swiss rap</i>

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<i>I want to eat pastrame and ham</i>

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I want to eat a... brain.

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-Margaret.
- What?

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No offense,
but it's hard to rap like us.

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We are on another level.

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Who said I want to rap?
I'm a poet, okay?

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Is everything okay, Margaret?

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I'm taking a poetry elective.

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I thought it would be fun,
but poetry is very difficult.

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And there's a live reading.
Nobody said there would be reading.

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- What if my poetry is bad?
- Very likely.

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- Forget Rigby. You'll do fine.
- Thanks.

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Guys, do you want to smell a dead body?

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I listened to the botanical garden staff
in the bathroom.

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The corpse flower will bloom soon.

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- Radical!
- It only blooms once every few years.

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Its characteristic smell of death is
on my wish list since I was a child,

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along with the scent of the bearded iris.

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And some other smells
I don't like speaking in public.

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- Great, Eileen.
- When are we going to do this?

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It will bloom on Thursday afternoon.

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Eileen, don't you remember
What else is on Thursday afternoon?

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Of course. It's right here.

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Urban collection group?
Beatbox improvisation?

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My poetry reading.
You promised you would go.

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You're right. It gave me a blank.

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It's okay if you want to see the corpse flower.

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I'm going to practice more poetry.

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I feel terrible. I don't want to lose
the flowering of the corpse flower.

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But I don't want to disappoint Margaret.

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Why? Margaret said okay.

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Rigby, she didn't think it was okay.

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It doesn't heat up. You can do both.
It has my Rig-bonus warranty.

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Really? As?

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Not everything has a "how"
or a "why", Eileen. They just are.

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Why the corpse flower
Does it smell like a corpse?

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It is a technique used to attract
its pollinator, the flesh fly.

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The Rigby warranty needs no explanation.
Trust me.

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Wow, how exciting! I can't wait.

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Dude, how are you going to do that?

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I have a plan.

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Three spicy chicken sandwiches.

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One for you, one for me
and one to Musculoso for lending the car.

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They forgot the napkins.

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We seem to be doing well.

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- So detailed.
- And on time.

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Rigby, I've never seen you so organized before.

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- I'm impressed.
- I made a concrete plan.

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I'm not improvising as usual.

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I just want you to see your flower
and smell it too.

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Chicken sandwiches are not
It's the only spicy thing around here.

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- I'm just cleansing my palate.
- Our.

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I'm so excited.
I took care of plants all day.

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I don't want a plant smell
before the main one.

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It makes perfect sense to me.

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According to my plan,
we will arrive in time to see it blossom.

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Why didn't it blossom?

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The corpse flower will bloom
exactly at the right time.

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But the website said it started an hour ago.

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But who can predict
the path of a desert snake

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or the ripening of a banana?

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It may take a while
until the stench of death is noticeable.

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- How long will it take?
- Nature doesn't work in minutes.

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We will arrive in time
for Margaret's reading?

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NOTE: WET YOUR HANDS
AS REQUIRED

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Great day for a corpse flower
blossom. Listen.

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What does it take for this stench to start?
Did you understand?

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Nature too
does not work with bribery.

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READING POETRY

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Yellow leather, red leather.
Yellow leather, red leather.

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Yellow leather...

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Hi, Margaret. Sorry, I arrived early.

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- I can come back later.
- No, it arrived just in time.

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I'm nervous and it's hot in here.

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- �, it must be the layers.
- I need the layers. It's for the thing.

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<i>Find a chair, my friend
I don't care</i>

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In fact, I care a lot.
Please have a seat.

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- This is the worst day of my life.
- I'll make a call.

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The flower is ten percent flowering.
Ten percent, guys.

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It's interesting how nature works
in percentage, but not in minutes.

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- Hey.
- Man, Margaret is freaking out.

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She is trapped between two bookshelves.

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- Where are you?
- I'm trying,

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but this stupid flower is making fun of the plan.

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Forget the plan, man.

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Do the best you can with the tools you have.

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Yes, that's poetry, brother. Are you going to use this?

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Margaret is freaking out. Nothing good.

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If I have to choose
between a smell and a friend,

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I choose a friend because I need someone
to count when the stench I smell.

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The rhyme is making me anxious.
We have to go.

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But I gave a Rig-bonus guarantee.
And that should have value.

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But I understand. Let's support Margaret.

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I'm going to take a well-deserved break.
I'll be back in five minutes.

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I have a date
with a plate of fries.

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- Are you coming?
- I'll meet you in the car.

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- What was that?
- What? So strange.

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And that in your hand?

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It's definitely not a vase.
Let's get out of here.

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<i>Doing the best I can
With the tools I have</i>

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<i>And the tools are my pen
My role and my heart</i>

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It wasn't like I said.

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Thank you, Plapinger. One of the best.

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How should I proceed after that?

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Our latest reader is...

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to Margaret Smith.

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RESERVED FOR EILEEN

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<i>It's time to take the podium</i>

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<i>Please go to the linoleum</i>

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Margaret Smith, Margaret Smith.

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Rigby, is everything okay?
You are driving a little fast.

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We can drive at this speed at night.

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Oh, no. Will we still make it in time?

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Let's go. Leave it to me.

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Did you smell it?

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- It smells like...
- From a corpse.

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What kind of monster
would do such a thing?

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Let's see what kind
we are dealing with a pervert.

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Hello. Can I help you with something, guard?

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Open the trunk, sir.

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I can't. It will ruin the surprise.

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- Surprise?
- Are you kidding us?

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Playing with you guys is cool, I bet.

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We're going to a poetry reading.

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Reading poetry? It's a terrible libi.

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- Assassins don't even like poetry.
- What?

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Rigby, we're going to lose. Open the trunk.

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- We know there's a body there.
- What?

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- Open the trunk, son.
- Central, we need reinforcements.

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- We can leave if you say "what".
- What?

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- Hey. They ran away.
- Yes, because you said "what".

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- What?
- He said:

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"We can leave if you say 'what'."
And you said "what".

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Drug. We have to go after them.

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I don't know. Our shift is almost over.

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- We'll go after them if you say what.
- What?

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RESERVED FOR EILEEN

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In fact, this place is for Eileen.

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Oh, yeah. If "Eileen" appears,
I "promise" to leave.

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What's the point of a promise, right?

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Rigby, why do the guards think
that we have a dead body in the trunk?

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I'm going to play the real thing.
The plan is going wrong.

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Like this? Did you do something stupid?

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What I did was give you
a Rig-bonified guarantee.

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To smell the corpse flower
and go to Margaret's reading.

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Wait. The trunk stinks of corpses

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because you hid
a stolen corpse flower?

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Stolen, no. Borrowed.

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Why did I let you convince me
this stupid plan?

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- There will be time.
- There won't be time.

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- There will be time!
- Let's hit!

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<i>M is for...</i>

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Rigby?

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Rigby. Rigby, did you bring my sandwiches?

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- Margaret!
- Eileen.

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Sorry I missed your read.
I feel like a terrible friend.

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In fact, I haven't even started yet.

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If you still want to listen, I've saved your seat.

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We don't have time to deal
with this chaos now.

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We only have the store until 8pm.
And we still have one more reader.

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- All right, man. There was time.
- Just don't let me sleep.

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<i>M, for Margaret</i>

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<i>A, as a friend</i>

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<i>R, for really friend</i>

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<i>G, for big</i>

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Yuck!

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<i>A, from beloved</i>

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<i>R, for truly loved</i>

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<i>And, excellent</i>

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Pungent. Like strong cheese.

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- What is that?
- I can't take it!

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<i>E T is for triumph</i>

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Beautiful.

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I don't know if it was my poem
who emptied the house,

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but it doesn't matter.

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- I'm glad you came.
- Thanks to Rigby.

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He gave us the Rig-bonified guarantee.

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Sorry for doubting you, Rigby.

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But I feel bad for the bookstore.
And for the lady in the botanical garden,

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it's going to be a shock
when you return from break.

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Other than that, I'm moved
for the effort you made.

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- �. It's what you do for...
- Stop!

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- Wait a minute. Is it a corpse flower?
- �.

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Oh... �. They weren't murderers after all.

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We're going to be arrested
for running the red light?

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Well, we're even
if they give us the chicken sandwiches.

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Don't even come!

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- They won't chase me if I say "what".
- What?

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Hey, come back here!