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Russell:
A little bit of kibble,
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Some purified water and
lastly, a dog treat.
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Voilà!
Pet food smoothies.
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Blythe?
Um, no, thanks.
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Good day, citizen. I'm lost.
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Can you kindly point me
to the largest-ever pet shop?
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Are you sure you want
to go all the way over there?
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We've got lots of great stuff
right here in littlest pet shop.
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Hmm...
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Christopher lyedecker,
pageant director
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For the hit reality show
terriers and tiaras.
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( gasps )
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Lyedecker:
Someone named biscake
or baskett,
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Or something like that,
tipped me off
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That there's some true,
pageant-ready talent
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At the largest-ever pet shop.
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A reality show?
Pet pageants?
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Sounds like the biskit twins,
all right.
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So you want to go
to the end of the block
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And make a left, then--
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( zoe barking )
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Can you excuse me a sec?
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What is it, zoe?
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Don't you dare send
that man away, blythe.
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You've got to get me
on terriers and tiaras.
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But all those animal reality
shows do is create drama
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And make everyone
look silly.
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Oh, please, please, please,
please, please, please
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Get me on that show!
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What about your owners?
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We need to get their approval.
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"to whom it may concern:
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"if zoe wants you to take her
to a pageant, do it.
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Signed, john and clarissa."
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I'll help you
do her makeup.
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And I'll come along
to be your gofer.
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And that's not easy
for a hedgehog.
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I don't know
about this, zoe.
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Very well, blythe,
you leave me no choice.
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( whimpering )
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( sad violin theme playing )
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Sad puppy-dog eyes
have no effect on--
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All right, I'll take you!
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( cheering )
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Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Mr. Lyedecker,
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If you're looking for your
future pageant winner,
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The most fabulous pooch
in all of downtown city
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Is right here
at littlest pet shop.
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The one and only...
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Zoe trent!
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( barks )
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¶ you think about
all the things ¶
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¶ that you love to do
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¶ it all comes true
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¶ you find a place
you never knew ¶
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¶ where you're happy
to just be you ¶
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¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶
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¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶
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( slurping )
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Hurry, now, we're late
for our centering techniques!
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Philippa, you forgot
the tail curlers!
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Go back and get 'em.
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So today's the downtown city
terriers and tiaras pageant,
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And we're very excited
to get to compete
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Against some of the best dogs
in the world.
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Course, maybe the others aren't
quite as committed as we are.
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Princess stori likes
to get to pageants
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At least five hours
before the others
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To get a feel
for the space, you know,
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And do her
visualization exercises.
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( crashing )
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Philippa, pick that bag up
right now,
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And try to act professional!
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( laughs )
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Philippa won't be
with us much longer.
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She's the niece
of my blockheaded husband,
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But, you know,
we're gonna hire a professional
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Soon as we win
this here pageant.
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Aren't we? Yes we are!
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Lyedecker:
The downtown city
terriers and tiaras pageant
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Will feature some of the best,
most fabulous competition
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We've ever seen.
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It's an intense competition
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That will challenge
our dogs in beauty.
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And talent.
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( screeching )
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( barking )
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Well, as you all know,
I'm christopher lyedecker,
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Pageant director
for terriers and tiaras.
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And this is the crown
that will go to our...
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( deep breath )
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...Ultimate supreme
miss congeniality
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Most photogenic most talented
super sparkle
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Grand supreme pageant winner
of the 6 and unders.
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I'm cindeanna mellon,
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And this is my yorkie,
shea butter mellon.
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This is my master bedroom.
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And this is where
shea butter sleeps.
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I sleep over there.
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Shea b currently holds
the title
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Of little miss furry-face
for the tri-state area.
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Don't you?
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( kissing )
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I'm tanya twitchel,
and this is my baby, sam u.L.
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Sam u.L. Has been training
for terriers and tiaras
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18 hours a day
for the past seven months.
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( panting )
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Sit straight!
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Lyedecker:
Um, blythe,
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Why don't you
tell us a bit about yourself?
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Blythe.
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Lyedecker:
Hm, well,
what about your dog?
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What's her name?
Blythe.
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Lyedecker:
Okay, well, you're up against
one of the toughest fields
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In terriers and tiaras history.
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How do you like
your pup's chances?
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Blythe.
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Blythe, you seem
to get a little tense
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During
the interview portions.
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Sorry, I'm kind of
camera shy.
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Well, that could be a problem,
since this is a reality tv show.
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Good point.
Tell you what.
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Why don't you watch how
judi jo jameson does it?
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She's an old pro at this.
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My name is judi jo jameson,
and y'all know who this is.
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Princess stori,
heart above the first I.
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( yips )
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She's won every major pageant
in this big, beautiful country.
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( gasps )
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That's princess stori,
heart above the first I!
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She's the most famous dog
on the pageant circuit.
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( zoe yipping )
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Oh, cut!
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Ugh, blythe, please,
quiet that yapping dog.
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This is a vip
I'm trying to interview.
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Don't you fret none,
muffin batter.
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You won't have
many more interviews
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Once the competition starts.
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These things always end up being
all about princess stori.
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Zoe's won a few pageants
herself, you know.
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Oh, puddin' cup,
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Your little tea party
pageant shows in your basement
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With all your little forest
friends don't count, m'kay?
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Ugh. Let's go.
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Oh, please, please,
please, please,
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Don't make me go home!
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Come on, blythe,
we can't leave.
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Yeah, we can beat
princess stori.
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Zoe:
What are we doing in here?
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I just wanted you
to see the stage
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Where you're going
to beat princess stori.
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You mean, I get to compete?
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You sure do.
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I know how much
it means to you,
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And I'm not going
to let the likes
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Of judi jo jameson ruin it.
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( all cheering )
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Okay, zoe,
you need to practice
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Going through
this agility course.
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Oh, darling,
I don't do athletics.
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But you can't win
this pageant
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If you don't do
the agility course.
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I will win with style,
not brute force.
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( sighs )
( zoe yipping )
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Noisy dogs never
do well at t and t.
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Okay, zoe, pay attention.
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Over the see-saw,
through the tube,
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Up and over.
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Awesome, minka!
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Good job.
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( slow applause )
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Real nice, sugarshaker,
real nice.
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But this here's
a dog pageant, m'kay?
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And they tend to frown
on enterin gringers
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Like weasels,
or whatever that thing is.
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( growls )
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Sam u.L., hup!
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( dramatic theme playing )
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( grunting )
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Come on, zoe.
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Show 'em what you can do.
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( tense theme playing )
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( zoe barking )
aah!
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( all chuckling )
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( zoe yelping )
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Undisciplined dogs make me sick.
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Come on, girls.
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This one's obviously got
a lot to learn
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About the pageant circuit.
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If she can't handle agility,
she's got no chance at beauty.
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( women laughing )
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Um, beauty is the most important
part of any pageant,
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And, uh, heh, that's
where I come in.
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I'm princess stori's stylist.
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I'm in charge
of her makeup and her fur.
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I was originally hired
to have fun with her, but--
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Judi jo:
Philippa? Philippa!
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I need the
quarter-inch sequins!
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You bought
the three-eighths again!
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Oops, gotta run.
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Minka:
So, then pepper says
to vinnie
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That russell is secretly
hiding a bald patch.
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I'm right here.
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Ugh, not like that,
sweet cream!
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00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:05,144
You gotta get some lift
in the fur, like so...
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00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:10,715
Just remember.
Height equals beauty, m'kay?
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Stop!
What is it?
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How's that?
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00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,602
Yeah, well,
I guess it looks higher.
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00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,968
It's certainly higher,
no question there.
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00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,397
Huh, I guess height really
does equal beauty.
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You mind if I give
the makeup a try, minka?
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Help yourself.
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00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:37,541
( quirky upbeat theme playing )
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There.
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Now you look as beautiful
as the other contestants.
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Uh, isn't that
a little too much makeup?
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Not if we want to win
a pageant, monkey butt.
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( upbeat theme playing )
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00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,635
Welcome to downtown city's
very first
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Terriers and tiaras pageant!
( crowd applauding )
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00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:11,684
We're going to start with the
talent portion of the pageant.
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( crowd applauding )
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Oh, this is so much fun!
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I'm thinking about
reworking our talent.
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We gotta get
every detail just so.
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What in mitten buttons
do you think you're doing
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In my interview room?
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00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,195
Nobody was using it,
so I thought I'd--
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00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,297
You listen to me,
little miss.
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00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:36,699
Ain't nobody, no how, no way,
disrespects judi jo jameson.
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00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:37,643
That understood?
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00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,268
So you take that little
glorified furball of yours
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And do your little sorry talent
and then scurry on home
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And let the big dogs play,
you hear?
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00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:50,583
You may scare the others,
judi jo, but you don't scare me.
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00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,254
And there's not
a dog at this pageant
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That's more talented than zoe.
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00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,724
Now if you don't mind...
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I've got a pageant to win,
m'kay, puddin' skin?
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( dramatic theme playing )
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00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,600
( upbeat theme playing )
249
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,165
Excellent routine,
shea butter.
250
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:12,742
Thanks, zoe.
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00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,369
Ugh, I can't wait
to get this tutu off.
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00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,735
My dogs are barking.
253
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:20,253
Oh, I wish I had
a gorgeous tutu like that.
254
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,447
Girl, you can have it.
255
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,418
If I never saw it again,
my tail would be wagging.
256
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,578
You're lucky blythe lets
you play on the see-saw.
257
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:30,716
Yeah, I'd be in so much trouble
if my owner caught me on that.
258
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:34,434
I'm probably in trouble just
for talking to you. Gotta go!
259
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,558
I don't understand.
260
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,403
Your owners don't want you
to have fun?
261
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,299
( laughs )
262
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,600
You're new to the whole
pageant thing, aren't you?
263
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,602
You'll learn.
264
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,173
What are y'all doing
sitting around
265
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,036
Like a bunch of lounge sitters?
266
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,044
We all were
just waiting for you,
267
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,046
So we could go
over zoe's talent.
268
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,208
All right, then, chop chop!
269
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,546
Y'all ain't gonna win no
270
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,781
Ultimate supreme miss
congeniality most photogenic
271
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,146
Most talented super sparkle
grand supreme
272
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,385
Of the 6 and unders,
273
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:07,490
Sittin' around like that!
Let's see what y'alls got.
274
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,364
( pageant music playing
on radio )
275
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,003
Hold it!
( music stops )
276
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,628
Zoe, I thought you came here
to win this thing.
277
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,244
I did, but--
that ain't gonna win nothing.
278
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,137
But I like those moves.
Russell came up with them.
279
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,481
And russell ain't competing.
280
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,207
Y'all wanna win, right?
281
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,412
Um, uh-huh.
282
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,653
Then you gotta do it like this.
283
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:33,018
One, two, three. One, two,
three. One, three, two.
284
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,789
Did you catch that part?
Now you go.
285
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,590
Good, good.
286
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,132
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
287
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,558
One, three, two. No!
288
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,633
No, that is all wrong.
289
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,101
You think those judges
won't notice that?
290
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,070
Here, you gotta use
the old baxter method.
291
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,170
That's the only way
to beat old judi jo.
292
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,472
I don't care
about beating judi jo.
293
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,074
Beat judi jo,
win the pageant, whatever.
294
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,106
Either way,
you gotta follow my lead.
295
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,341
Remember back
at littlest pet shop,
296
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,246
When blythe said pet pageants
always turn into something ugly?
297
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,550
Consider this ugly.
298
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,994
( upbeat theme playing )
299
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,658
Blythe:
Y'all best pack up
and hit the road
300
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,131
So you can beat the traffic,
301
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,529
'cause ain't nobody gonna
out-beauty my zoe. Heh-heh.
302
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:22,072
Your dog couldn't
even spell "beauty."
303
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,168
( chuckles )
304
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,300
It finally happened, huh?
305
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,365
She's gone full stage mom.
306
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,344
Blythe? Oh, no,
she's just a little...
307
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,243
Overexcited, that's all.
308
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,435
Zoe, zoe, zoe.
309
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,506
It happened to all of us
at some point.
310
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,375
We all used to have fun
with our owners.
311
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,484
That right! That right!
312
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,185
Well learn to spell this, 'cause
you'll see it on the trophy:
313
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,249
Blythe baxter.
314
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,756
That's blythe with a heart
over the y, y'all,
315
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,059
And don't you forget it!
316
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,760
Hate to say it, but she's
already gone to the dark side.
317
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:53,433
But-- but it can't be true!
318
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:57,503
Blythe, it's almost time for me
to go on, and I'm nervous.
319
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,244
Do you have any words
of encouragement?
320
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:03,009
No, but I do have your
new look for beauty.
321
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,139
Ta-da!
322
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:04,614
( gasps )
323
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,411
Is that the dress you made
for my birthday?
324
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,283
I loved that dress.
What have you done to it?
325
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,222
Winning this pageant is the most
important thing in the world,
326
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,449
And you ain't winning it with
no boring old dress, candy corn.
327
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,455
This dress was important
to me, blythe.
328
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,158
And now look what
you've done to it.
329
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,660
Sentimentality never floated
no boat, lemongrass.
330
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:26,162
Now let's get this heap
of gorgeous on you.
331
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,514
Blythe, I don't think I want
to be in the pageant anymore.
332
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,008
Aw, go on now.
What are you talkin' about?
333
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,651
You're gonna win this thing
for blythey, ain't you?
334
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,447
I want to go home.
335
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,348
Now if you'll kindly remove
this tiny cowboy hat--
336
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,320
Hoo-wee! That dog looks
like a parade float
337
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,089
At a circus clown's funeral!
Blythe: Oh, yeah?
338
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,219
Well your dog looks like
the fifth chair trumpet
339
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,325
In an ugly trumpet band!
340
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,787
This dress was one
of the most meaningful gifts
341
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,726
I've ever gotten.
342
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,501
( in deep voice ):
You think that's bad,
343
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,069
My owner's been
dressing me up in pink
344
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,967
And calling me "princess"
as long as I can remember.
345
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,141
Ah! You're a--
346
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,669
A boy. That's right.
347
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,284
So why do you do
these pageants?
348
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,607
It makes her happy.
349
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,511
( both arguing indistinctly )
350
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,253
They don't look very happy.
351
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,193
But princess stori,
you're a legend
352
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,348
On the pageant circuit.
353
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,716
You mean you don't
actually enjoy it?
354
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,724
That's what we've been
trying to tell you.
355
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,156
None of us
like this anymore.
356
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,502
Yeah, zoe. We're dogs.
357
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,597
We want to be out
in the park,
358
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,428
Eating things we're
not supposed to eat,
359
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,133
And slobbering
on strangers' pants,
360
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,395
Not cooped up in pageant halls
wearing fake teeth.
361
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,395
Well, I'm with you.
362
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,336
This has been an absolutely
dreadful experience,
363
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,282
And I don't want
to continue on.
364
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,107
Ah, good for you, zoe.
Wish I could quit too.
365
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:53,054
Hey, I know where philippa keeps
all the bags of dog treats.
366
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,623
Shea butter:
Let's go!
367
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,792
( both gasping )
368
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,160
Phillipa. Phillipa!
369
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,288
Come on, zoe-poo.
370
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,462
You're almost on,
and your ears aren't pretty.
371
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,191
Why aren't your ears pretty?
372
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,556
( upbeat theme playing )
373
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,496
( crowd applauding )
374
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,041
Don't worry, judi jo.
375
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,269
I'll set up a webcam
so you can see the trophy
376
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,135
When it's sittin'
on my shelf.
377
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,454
( crowd gasping )
378
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,176
Zoe, get back here!
379
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,445
Don't forget to give me
the password for that webcam,
380
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,255
Toffee shoes. Ha-ha-ha!
381
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,157
( grunting )
382
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,528
Some pageant moms
just can't handle the stress.
383
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,355
Zoe! Zoe, get out here.
384
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,565
This is not fabulous behavior.
385
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,097
Hmph. Zoe is such a diva.
386
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,202
Doesn't she know what
I've sacrificed to get here?
387
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,005
A Saturday afternoon?
388
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,610
Aha!
389
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,181
So you had a little meltdown.
390
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,250
But we'll get you fabbed up
391
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,748
And back out on stage
in two butterfly winks.
392
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:58,551
No, blythe.
393
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,781
Oh, go on.
Don't be silly, dewdrop.
394
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,516
We're not gonna let judi jo
take home that crown, are we?
395
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,462
I mean it, blythe,
I'm not going out there.
396
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,593
But what about the title of...
397
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,526
( deep breath )
398
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,000
Ultimate supreme
miss congeniality
399
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,628
Most photogenic most talented
super sparkle grand supreme
400
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,074
Of the 6 and unders?
401
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,599
I don't care about the...
402
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,404
( deep breath )
403
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,635
Ultimate supreme
miss congeniality
404
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,709
Most photogenic most talented
super sparkle grand supreme
405
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,109
Of the 6 and unders.
406
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,440
I came here to have fun
407
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,045
And spend time
with my friend blythe.
408
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,417
Not be terrorized
by a mini judi jo jameson!
409
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:34,117
Fun?
There's no fun in dog pageants.
410
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,690
This is about beating judi jo!
411
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,489
( sighs )
412
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,720
Well, you'll just have
to do it without me.
413
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,386
Fine! I don't need you, zoe!
414
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,625
I'll just use some other dog.
415
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:53,441
Whenever one of our contestants
has what I call a meltdown,
416
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,240
We allow for
a last-minute substitution.
417
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,542
Our moms have worked
far too hard
418
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,444
To let a skittish dog
ruin everything.
419
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,076
I've been told this new entry
is a hedgehog.
420
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:07,322
Uh, must be one of those
new european breeds. Heh-heh.
421
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,986
Blythe, you're on.
Like, right now.
422
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,019
Chrissy-poo, allow me
to introduce
423
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:16,485
Your newest terriers and tiaras
star, russell.
424
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,230
That's a hedgehog?
425
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,402
No, that's a star, sugar shaker.
426
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,401
Okay, whatever.
Get out there, russell.
427
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,606
Blythe, I need more
camera time from you.
428
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,967
You're great tv!
I am?
429
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,736
Are you kidding?
Watch this.
430
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,682
Fine! I don't need you, zoe!
431
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,722
You're more judi jo
than judi jo,
432
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,087
And she's one of the most
popular characters on our show.
433
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,117
Keep it up, blythe.
434
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,222
You're becoming quite
the little pageant mom.
435
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,390
( stori yipping )
436
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:54,526
Princess stori, get your furry
little bottom back here!
437
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,670
My dog never acted like this
till you showed up.
438
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,141
You corrupted her!
439
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,110
( yipping )
440
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,708
You are comin' out whether
you like it or not!
441
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,252
( all growling )
442
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,024
You call yourself
a pageant mom?
443
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,987
You can't even keep your dog
from growlin' at me.
444
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,457
Sorry, judi jo,
but I'm not a pageant mom.
445
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,627
And, zoe growls
at whoever she wants to.
446
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,087
( barking )
447
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,155
I think princess stori
is saying
448
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,604
That she doesn't want to compete
in pageants anymore.
449
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:30,029
Fine! You wanna act
like a mad dog?
450
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,236
Just go right on ahead
and throw it all away!
451
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,168
See if I care!
452
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:37,243
Philippa, if you want
princess stori, help yourself.
453
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,443
You two deserve each other.
454
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:42,345
( triumphant theme playing )
455
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,222
Zoe, I want to apologize.
456
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,722
I got so caught up in trying
to beat judi jo,
457
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,564
That I actually became her.
458
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,490
I know you wanted to come here
and have a fun time with me,
459
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,226
And that really means a lot.
460
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,161
I'm sorry I ruined it for you.
461
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,196
It's okay, blythe.
462
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,001
I don't care about
the terriers and tiaras crown.
463
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,373
But there's still time
for us to have some fun.
464
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,643
Ha, right!
Come on.
465
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,281
Let's go hit
that agility course.
466
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,680
Well, as I was saying earlier,
467
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,779
I was originally hired
to play with princess stori
468
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,552
And have fun, but she never
really got the chance,
469
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,551
And the pageants took up
so much time--
470
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,593
He! Ha, ha!
I totally meant "he."
471
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,690
Sorry. Heh-heh-heh.
472
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,562
( upbeat theme playing )
473
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,260
Most people who own dogs think
they're just cute little pets
474
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,304
That chew things
and chase sticks,
475
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,699
Or whatever it is
that regular dogs do.
476
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:39,272
But our contestants
are a cut above.
477
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,272
They have poise.
They have grace.
478
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,105
Oh, maybe they wanted
to run around and play
479
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,381
When they were puppies,
480
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,249
But now that
they're pageant dogs,
481
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,118
They know that there's more
to life than having fun.
482
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,247
( all barking )
483
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:07,127
The winner of the downtown city
terriers and tiaras pageant's
484
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,273
( deep breath )
485
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,528
Ultimate supreme
miss congeniality
486
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:14,005
Most photogenic most talented
super sparkle grand supreme,
487
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:16,667
Of the 6 and unders, is...
488
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,476
Russell ferguson!
489
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,049
( crowd murmuring )
490
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,747
( cheering and applause )
491
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,220
( gasping )
492
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:28,248
Oh, my--
493
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:33,561
( upbeat pop theme playing )
494
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,167
¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah ¶
495
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,813
¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah ¶
496
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:54,378
¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶