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( screaming )
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( animal roaring )
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( suspenseful theme playing )
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( roaring )
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Where is it?!
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Who took it?!
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( roaring )
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What have you done with it?!
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Where is the remote control?!
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Uh... What's the matter
with vinnie?
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This happens every week.
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Someone is always walking off
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With the remote control
for the day camp's television.
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Vinnie gets very, very upset
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If he can't watch his favorite
show, shake-a-leg.
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Oh, I've seen that show.
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It's not my favorite.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh!
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Blythe, never let vinnie
hear you say that!
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He thinks shake-a-leg
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Is the best reality
dance competition on tv.
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( roaring )
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Here it is, vinnie. I'm sorry!
I forgot I had it!
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( humming )
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Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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Don't make me plead,
and don't make me beg.
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What's the name of the show?
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Audience:
Shake-a-leg!
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¶ you think
about all the things ¶
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¶ that you love to do
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¶ it all comes true ¶
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¶ you find a place
you never knew ¶
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¶ where you're happy to
just be you ¶
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¶ we can be, yeah ¶
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¶ who we want to be, yeah ¶
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¶ at the littlest pet shop,
you and me ¶
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¶ we can be, yeah ¶
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¶ who we want to be, yeah ¶
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¶ at the littlest pet shop,
you and me ¶
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So you guys go through this
every week?
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Pretty much.
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Could somebody
kindly help me down?
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Coming right up!
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I've had it with this madness!
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It's time we found a permanent
home for that remote
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So vinnie doesn't destroy our
lives every week at 7.
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Six central.
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Why don't you
just record it?
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That way he knows
he won't miss it.
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Someone has filled our dvr
with repeats
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Of the duchess
of lancashire lane.
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Hey, it's the classic tale
of a young duchess
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And her trials and tribulations
on lancashire lane.
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( in british accent )
I'll not have it deleted.
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Vinnie:
Aw, come on!
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What is this dancer thinking?!
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When he does his 4-and-1,
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He needs to do a three-eighth
turn, not one-quarter!
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Amateurs.
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Hey, vinnie.
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Okay, commercial.
What's up, blythe?
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Well, the pets
were just telling me
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That you really like
shake-a-leg.
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Are you kidding?
This show is the reason
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Benjamin franklin
invented television.
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Anyway...
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Sometimes my dad
can take me along on trips,
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And I know he's headed west
next week.
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Okay, blythe, can you
please move it along?
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We're almost
out of the commercial break.
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Well, maybe we could tag along
and see a taping
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Of shake-a-leg
live in hollywood.
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Uh, vinnie, are you okay?
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( screams )
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Huh. Guess there are two things
that set him off.
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Psst! Hey, blythe,
are we there yet?
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Vinnie, we haven't even
taken off. Just relax, okay?
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( giggles )
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Roger:
This is your good-time
pilot, rockin' roger, speaking.
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We'll be boogie-woogie-in'
right outta here momentarily,
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Just as soon
as our toilet paper supplies
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Have been refilled.
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I like to test each restroom
out before we fly
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To make sure everything's
operating at peak condition,
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And don't worry, folks, I gave
them all my flush of approval.
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( toilet flushes )
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Ooh, I can't wait!
Can you believe
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We're going to see
shake-a-leg?
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So what else do you want to do
while we're in hollywood?
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See the sites?
Hit the beach?
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Nothing! Shake-a-leg!
Shake-a-leg! Shake-a-leg!
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( giggles )
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Turbulence.
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Guess what, everybody,
I've solved our--
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"where's the remote control?
Who had the remote control last?
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Why can't anyone put the remote
control back where it belongs?'
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--Problem!
( voices overlapping )
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Well, I figured we just need
to always keep it somewhere
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Where we'll always know
where it is, and no one--
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And by "no one",
I mean vinnie.
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--Will have to destroy
the day camp to find it.
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Great idea! Where are we
going to keep it?
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Follow me!
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Minka, how are we supposed
to use the remote
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If it's all the way
up there?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I totally thought
of that already.
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It couldn't be easier
to reach.
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( whooping )
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See? Piece of ca--
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( yelps )
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--Ake.
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Tour guide:
Okay, everyone,
now that we've had a look
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At the shake-a-leg set,
we should 'shake a leg'
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Out to the studio parking lot
where you can get a close look
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At the oil stains left by some
of the dancers' cars!
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Follow me.
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Oh, I can't believe
I'm here, blythe.
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Look, look,
there's igor bogomolov
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And igor posokhov
and igor khomkolov.
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Are all the dancers
named igor?
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Of course not!
There's karina tabokov
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And karina mishnev
and karina ivanov.
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I've been watching
these guys dance
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Since I shed my first skin,
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And now here they are
in person!
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They all look so graceful.
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I wonder how they maintain
their composure
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When the cameras are on.
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They're so focused
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They don't even realize
there are cameras.
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For them, it's all
about the dance.
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I always wanted to be on tv
when I was younger,
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But I'm way too camera shy.
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Roger ( laughing ):
Hello, little baby blythe!
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( crying )
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And here's my little blythe
doing her magic show.
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Daddy, stop it!
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Make a wish, blythe.
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Dad, no cameras!
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I'd love to get past it,
but I don't see it happening.
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Not me! I'd go on tv
in a heartbeat
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Just for a chance to dance
with these legends.
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Blythe, I really,
really want to thank you.
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I may not be on tv,
but just being here
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To watch my idols in person
is a dream come true.
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Well, I'm glad
it worked out, vinnie.
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Now let's make your
dreams even better
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And go get some autographs!
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Hey, everybody, I got it!
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What do you got,
if I may be so bold?
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I like to call it
the pepper-matic 2000!
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Whenever you're looking
for the remote,
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You'll always be able to find it
on the pepper-matic 2000!
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Ooh, I'll take three!
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No, penny, I'm not selling it.
I'm using it to solve
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Our "constantly losing
the remote
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Followed by vinnie losing
his temper" problem.
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Let me show you.
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Russell, would you be our
vinnie for this demonstration?
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Happily. Ahem.
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¶ la, la-la, la-la
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What are you doing?
Priming my instrument.
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Russell, please.
Just act like vinnie.
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Okay,
your favorite show is on
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And you can't find
the remote.
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And go!
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That's it. That's it.
You're looking. You're looking.
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But you can't find it.
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Oh, wait! There it is
on the pepper-matic 2000!
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( yelps )
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( laughing )
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I nutty-glued it to the table!
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There's no way
we're gonna lose it now!
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( grunting )
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Pepper, there's no way we can
use it now, either!
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( laughs )
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Good point.
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Wow, I got them all, blythe.
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Autographs from every dancer
on the show.
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How could this dream day
possibly get any better?
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I don't know.
Maybe by meeting the judges!
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What?!
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( panting )
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Vinnie, why don't you
go and dance for them?
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Maybe they'll put you
on tv!
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Vinnie: Do you think so?
Why not?
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I may be too camera shy for it,
but you're not!
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Come on!
This is your big chance!
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Hold my autographs.
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No, no, but not like that.
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You'll get fingerprints
all over them.
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And what do we
have here?
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( upbeat music playing )
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Okay, I'm gonna be tough on you.
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That was totally disjointed
and lacked emotion.
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Probably because
you're just a lizard.
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Male judge 1:
The problem is,
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The actual routine was awful.
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He waddled out
like a gadwall duck.
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Male judge 2:
You can't
just swing your arms around
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Like you're somebody's pet!
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Whoever trained you
has to start from scratch!
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No, this pet lizard
just needs to go back
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To whatever pet shop
he came from.
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This is how a pet lizard
should dance!
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Like this!
See? Like this!
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Well? What did they say?
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They think
I'm just a trained pet.
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Who was I kidding?
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I'll never be taken
seriously as a dancer.
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00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,869
Vinnie...
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00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,143
This is the best
trip ever!
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00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,811
Ha, ha! Why haven't I thought
to do this before?!
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( laughing )
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00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,629
What if we take one
of the leashes out front
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And put it on the remote?
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00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,055
( voices overlapping )
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Oh, are you still on about
this remote control business?
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00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:39,695
Really, everyone, zoe has
already taken care of it.
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All: Huh?
It was actually quite simple.
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Since vinnie
has one of his fits
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Every time his favorite
tv show is on,
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I simply got rid of the tv.
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You did what?
( screams )
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It was on that little wheelie
cart thingy,
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So I just wheeled it away.
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Vinnie goes crazy when he
can't find the remote, right?
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What do you think he'll do
when he can't find the tv?
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00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:04,127
Well, he'll just be...
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What I mean to say is...
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I'll go get the tv back.
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( crying )
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Igor, I hardly knew ye.
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Blythe:
Vinnie, there you are.
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Why are you throwing
your autographed photos away?
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I'm through with dancing.
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Though it's given me
so much pleasure,
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It's time for me to face facts.
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I'm a pet, not a dancer.
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What's with the outfit?
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I got it in the gift shop.
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I figured I'd use it
as inspiration
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To make you a dance outfit
of your own.
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Maybe if you look
more like a dancer,
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Those judges will take you
more seriously.
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Okay, everybody ready?
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First up igor bogomolov
and karina ivanov,
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Then igor posokhov
and karina mishnev,
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And then igor khomkolov
and karina tatarov.
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00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,847
Wait minute. I am supposed
to dance with karina mishnev.
251
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,947
And I must dance
with igor khomkolov.
252
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:59,379
Whoa, whoa, whoa, if you dance
with igor khomkolov,
253
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,486
Then who I will dancing with?
254
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:04,187
You are supposed to be dancing
with karina tatarov!
255
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,991
Karina tatarov?
256
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:06,832
( gasps )
257
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,287
Karina tatarov
is on vacation this week!
258
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,726
Great! Now no partner have I!
259
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:15,001
How we are supposed to do group
dance without karina tatarov?
260
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:18,471
And we're on
in five, four,
261
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:19,902
Three, two...
262
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,736
Announcer:
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
263
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,884
Don't make me plead,
and don't make me beg.
264
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,380
What's the name of the show?
265
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,222
All:
Shake-a-leg!
266
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,919
Shake-a-leg!
267
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,351
You! Your name karina?
268
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,516
Nope. No, no, it's blythe.
269
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,824
Close enough!
Get that costume on, stat!
270
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:40,786
You're our third dancer!
271
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,434
But I don't know
anything about dancing.
272
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,200
And I'm afraid of the cameras!
273
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,498
Hair and makeup!
274
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:51,040
Vinnie, you gotta help me!
I can't handle the cameras!
275
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:51,997
But didn't you tell me
276
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,395
You always dreamed
about being on tv?
277
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,136
I mean, my big chance
was a miserable failure,
278
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,313
But yours doesn't need to be!
279
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,880
I don't know the first
thing about dancing!
280
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,550
Apparently, neither do I.
281
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,020
No cameras!
282
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,390
( melancholic theme playing )
283
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,028
Maybe we build
a second-littlest pet shop
284
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,958
Across the street
where we can hide
285
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,003
When vinnie's show is on.
286
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,468
Look, russell,
we got the tv back.
287
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,067
Excellent!
288
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,966
What's this?
289
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,812
"enter date and time"?
290
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,438
Anyone know how to program a tv?
291
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:33,412
I am quite sure mrs. Twombly
did it last time.
292
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,383
What do we do?!
293
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,181
Vinnie's gonna destroy
the littlest pet shop
294
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:40,453
And we'll never have peace
in our lives again!
295
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,493
( groans )
296
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,262
I'm not a dancer.
297
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,390
I'm a total fraud.
298
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:52,855
I'm nothing but a pet lizard,
and that's all I'll ever be.
299
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,326
Psst. Hey, buddy.
Yeah?
300
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,595
You say you're a dancer?
301
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,273
No. Well, I guess
I used to be.
302
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,172
The name's l-zard.
303
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,273
And trust me,
you want to come with me.
304
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,476
( hip-hop music playing )
305
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,983
Whoa. What is this place?
306
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,315
We call it "the docks."
307
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,520
It's somewhere for us
to kick it,
308
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,392
Where we can just be ourselves,
be creative.
309
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:22,061
Yo yo! Gather up, y'all!
310
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,362
That's forky, lazy suzan,
311
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,865
Fish sauce, 3dgb...
What up?
312
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:33,569
Bearded lady, lemonface,
ted dancin',
313
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,073
And skink-a-dink-a-dinkity-dink.
314
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,536
Fellas, this be vinnie.
315
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,984
Uh, what up?
316
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,509
Yo, vinnie,
let's see your moves.
317
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:45,883
Ah, well, I don't know any.
I think my dancing days are--
318
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:46,576
Kick it!
319
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,886
( hip-hop music playing )
320
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,492
( grunts )
321
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,259
Yeah, this is
the best night ever!
322
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,058
Ooh! Vinnie, bro, your moves
are the business!
323
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,562
You gonna straight-up crush
that dance show, yo!
324
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,065
The dance show. Blythe!
325
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,469
( audience cheering )
326
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,644
It's bad enough
I'm going to be filmed,
327
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,454
But to be filmed dancing?
328
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,277
Vinnie, where are you?
329
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,718
Aw, man, how could I
mess this up so bad?
330
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:59,321
Blythe needs me, but I was too
busy feeling sorry for myself.
331
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,656
She's never gonna talk
to me again.
332
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,591
Chill, brolio.
333
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,455
We're gonna get you
to that studio on time.
334
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,665
( percussion music playing )
335
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,643
¶ well, we gotta get
to the studio ¶
336
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,983
¶ or my friendship with
blythe'll be through-dio ¶
337
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,579
¶ I'll teach her dance moves
like she never knew-dio ¶
338
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,351
¶ when we get
to the television studio ¶
339
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,181
¶ come on
340
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,089
¶ yeah, we gotta get
to the studio ¶
341
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,326
If it's the last thing
we're ever gonna do-dio ¶
342
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,571
¶ I got some fly new friends
in my crew-dio ¶
343
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,527
¶ who are gonna get me
to the television studio ¶
344
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,436
¶ let's go!
345
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,148
¶ well, we gotta
get to that studio ¶
346
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,478
¶ I got my confidence back
and it grew-dio ¶
347
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,084
¶ and my moves got me
feelin' good too-dio ¶
348
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,646
¶ I can't wait
for the television studio ¶
349
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:26,505
Oh, cool, we're here.
350
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,083
I can't believe it.
351
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:33,051
I'm gonna be a laughing stock
on national television.
352
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,458
There you are!
353
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,730
You ready to strut your stuff?
Mm-mm.
354
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,129
Good, 'cause you're almost on.
355
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,233
Vinnie, you're here!
356
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,435
Blythe, I owe you an apology.
357
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,068
You needed me
and I let you down.
358
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,344
I just wanted to say
I'm sor--
359
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,282
What's up with your hair?
360
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,677
Apparently this is how
karina tatarov does it.
361
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,809
But that's not
important right now
362
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,414
Because those are real,
live cameras out there,
363
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,216
And I don't know
the first thing about dancing!
364
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,749
Leave that to me.
365
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,494
( audience cheering )
366
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,760
Okay, next team is up!
367
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:19,201
( cheers and applause )
368
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:29,471
Okay, here goes nothing.
369
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,109
( all cheering )
370
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:36,482
( announcer speaking
in foreign language )
371
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,123
( all groaning )
372
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,648
What language is that?!
373
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,152
Fix it, russell!
374
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,324
I'm trying!
375
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,452
Look, it's blythe!
376
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,326
( announcer speaking
in foreign language )
377
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,497
Blythe can dance?
378
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,898
Blythe?
379
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:56,529
( whimpering )
380
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,768
That's my daughter.
That's my daughter!
381
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,748
( all cheering )
382
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,643
( all cheering )
383
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:35,608
Get out there!
They love you!
384
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,818
Blythe, I had no idea
you were such a good dancer!
385
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,619
To tell you the truth, dad,
neither did I.
386
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,292
Hey, everyone, that was
my daughter dancing out there!
387
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,962
She got those mad dance skills
from her dear old dad!
388
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,902
Vinnie, we did it!
Actually, you did it.
389
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,399
We all did it, blythe.
390
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,601
I've always secretly been afraid
391
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,272
That I don't have what it takes
to be a dancer,
392
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,541
But these guys
showed me that I do.
393
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,310
Speaking of fear,
I was so nervous
394
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,240
About pulling off
this crazy plan
395
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,805
That I forgot
all about the cameras.
396
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,454
Karina!
397
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,249
It's blythe.
398
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,420
Whatever.
You were magnificent!
399
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:22,448
I've never seen moves like those
before! And the crowd loved you!
400
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:26,885
Thanks. I learned them all
from my friend vinnie here.
401
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,833
Anyway, what would you say
to joining the cast?
402
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,430
We'll give you
whatever you want,
403
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,572
Your own dressing room,
your own parking spot.
404
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,727
Heck, even your pet lizard
can stay!
405
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,696
Sorry, but vinnie's
not my pet.
406
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,336
He's my dance coach.
407
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,711
And my friend.
408
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,939
And, we've got a plane to catch.
409
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,384
( upbeat theme playing )
410
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:52,953
You were so good, blythe!
411
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,652
I could watch that
a million more times.
412
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,615
And now you can! See?
413
00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,864
They replayed it last night,
so I recorded it.
414
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,930
Awesome!
415
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,988
I can't believe it,
416
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:06,456
But I'm actually enjoying
watching myself on tv.
417
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,266
Wait a minute!
418
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,667
"duchess in the garden,"
"duchess visits the duke,"
419
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,369
"duchess picks blueberries." no!
420
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,771
You deleted the episode where
they repave lancashire lane!
421
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,844
Pepper, how could you?!
422
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,013
That's the one
where the duchess
423
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,951
Has a heated discussion
with the town council!
424
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,777
Announcer:
Don't make me plead,
and don't make me beg.
425
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,954
What's the name of the show?
426
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,793
All:
Shake-a-leg !
427
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,030
( upbeat theme playing )
428
00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:48,411
¶ we can be, yeah ¶
429
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,868
¶ who we want to be, yeah ¶
430
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:55,446
¶ at the littlest pet shop,
you and me ¶