1 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,077 You know the parable, Father, of the lost sheep? 2 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,674 Of course you know it. 3 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,079 Well, at a certain point I wondered: 4 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,480 what if the ones who went astray were the other 99 sheep, 5 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,034 and I was the only one who took the right path? 6 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,954 The 1982 World Cup. 7 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,913 Italy versus Brazil, the match of all matches. 8 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,391 Only one result would take us through to the semi-finals: 9 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,475 a win. 10 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,195 Brazil only needed a draw. 11 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,596 Everything is ready. Italy-Brazil is under way. 12 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,353 And the match started well. 13 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,950 After five minutes, Paolo Rossi put Italy ahead. 14 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,229 We were in the semi-finals. 15 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,197 - Goal! - That joy, Father, 16 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,833 lasted about seven minutes, 17 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,992 because in the 12th minute, Sócrates equalised for Brazil. 18 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,435 But the sadness didn't last long either. 19 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,711 In the 25th minute, Paolo Rossi made it 2-1. 20 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,149 - Yes! - We were back in the semi-finals. 21 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,555 22 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,911 This time, the joy lasted until the 68th minute 23 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,990 of the second half, 24 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,549 when Falcão scored the equaliser. 25 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,230 All seemed lost, and in that moment of despair 26 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,352 I realised we needed a 12th man on the pitch. 27 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,153 - Our Father... - Someone up there heard me. 28 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,272 In the 74th minute, Paolo Rossi did indeed score a third. 29 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,510 - Yes! - The Brazilians launched their assault: 30 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,433 the 17 longest minutes of my life. 31 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,790 With two minutes left, Oscar headed the ball 32 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,559 low towards the left-hand corner of Italy's goal. 33 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,399 The great Dino Zoff managed to parry it, 34 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,233 but the ball spun dangerously towards the goal. 35 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,873 And then came a miracle. 36 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,316 Dino Zoff stretched out his arm and stopped it on the line. 37 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,552 - Dino, you legend! Yes! - The match is over! 38 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,632 It's over! Italy are through! 39 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,033 I was certain God had heard me, 40 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,277 and that my prayers had taken us through to the semi-finals. 41 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,711 But that, Father, is when I first questioned my faith. 42 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,071 I'd prayed fervently for Italy to win. 43 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,235 And we did win. 44 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,676 But at that very moment, on the other side of the world, 45 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,599 there must surely have been a Brazilian boy 46 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,154 praying exactly as I was. 47 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,200 48 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,994 49 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,918 So I wondered: 50 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,318 "Why did his prayers fail while mine worked?" 51 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,314 What if this whole business about God existing... 52 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,313 ...is complete bullshit? 53 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,398 No offence, Your Holiness. 54 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,955 55 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:04,954 ♪ No longer do I feel in my heart ♪ 56 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,990 ♪ Youth shining bright ♪ 57 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:18,110 ♪ Cause of my torment ♪ 58 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:23,510 ♪ Love, you are to blame ♪ 59 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:28,677 ♪ You pinch me, you tease me ♪ 60 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:34,071 ♪ You prick me, you devour me ♪ 61 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:42,037 ♪ What is this, alas? ♪ 62 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:47,789 ♪ Have mercy, mercy, mercy ♪ 63 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:56,400 ♪ Love is something... ♪ 64 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:04,232 ♪ That drives me to despair ♪ 65 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,318 Once grown up, I set aside my doubts about faith, 66 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,158 and, like a good lost sheep, 67 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:19,398 followed the one earthly road to paradise: pastries. 68 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:23,434 Because in Sicily, Holy Father, when a sheep isn't lost, 69 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,437 it makes heavenly ricotta. 70 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,715 No offence. 71 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,549 Dear friends, today we discuss the king of Sicilian pastries: 72 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,829 the cannolo. 73 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,157 Legend has it that it was created 74 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,830 by nuns in a Caltanissetta convent. Is that true? I don't know. 75 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,800 But what you're looking at is certainly something divine. 76 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:45,549 It is, in fact, the cannolo from the legendary Guarneri bakery. 77 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,596 You can't go wrong. 78 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,830 The shell is crisp but not greasy. 79 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,389 The ricotta is sweet but not too sweet. 80 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,791 Dark chocolate chips, scattered in just the right amount. 81 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:59,556 And note this rarity: the whole cannolo is filled to order. 82 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,353 Ten out of ten. 83 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,158 Fine, sugar may not grant eternal life, 84 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,237 but we each choose our own cross. 85 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,874 I don't know if that made me happy. 86 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,912 It certainly made me content. 87 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,911 Of course, like all passions, it demanded sacrifices. 88 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:23,034 That sweetness took some bitterness out of my romantic solitude. 89 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,829 Women can tolerate many of our weaknesses, 90 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,556 but when it comes to desire, they refuse to come second. 91 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,510 And pastries, I confess, 92 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,313 gave me more pleasure than sex. 93 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,678 Still no offence, Your Holiness. 94 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,160 None taken. 95 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,360 Perhaps that's also why the finest pastries 96 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,516 were created by nuns: 97 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:52,352 to ward off temptation and demonstrate God's greatness. 98 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,435 A cannolo, a cassata, 99 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,918 can be more persuasive than many a long homily, 100 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,318 because many priests have a habit of talking too much. 101 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,034 Those who talk too much... 102 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,829 Arturo is obsessed. He winds himself up every time. 103 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,673 Tommaso, a choux shouldn't have sugar chunks on top, 104 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,791 because the ricotta is already sweet. 105 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,030 I might understand a choux filled with custard, 106 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,833 though I condemn that too, because it's blasphemy. 107 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,312 "Too soft, too hard, too bitter, too much sugar." 108 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,789 I don't understand people who use too little sugar. 109 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,231 Frutta martorana is born sweet and must die sweet, 110 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,476 - otherwise it becomes something else. - Yes, yes. 111 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,715 See? 112 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:36,271 Arturo has really busted our balls with all this pastry business. 113 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,357 I'm right here. I can hear you. 114 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,789 Arturo, we're only joking. We love you. 115 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,638 But you've crushed our nougats. 116 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,197 - Big match? - Come on, yes! 117 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,277 In truth, my friends only put up with me 118 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:51,393 because I was the only one willing to play in goal at five-a-side. 119 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,795 Tommaso, who organised our matches, 120 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,913 was also my long-time boss, founder of Trinacria Real Estate, 121 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,399 whose rule was... 122 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,637 A real estate agent mentions only a home's good points. 123 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:12,391 With us, people will live only... the dream. 124 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,040 So, annoying neighbours... 125 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:19,555 just enough. Strata fees... just enough. 126 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:24,197 Mould stains, smelly drains... just enough, because... 127 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,590 Problems come later! 128 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,835 Discretion is the key to everything. 129 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,275 So an ordinary studio becomes... 130 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,113 A marvellous New York-style loft. 131 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,437 If extensive renovation is required? 132 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,199 Ready to personalise. 133 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:46,196 And if it's beyond an industrial-grade disaster? 134 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,156 For connoisseurs. 135 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,830 - Yes! 136 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:55,109 See you at the notary's. All right. Have a good day. 137 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,760 Third sale this month, ladies and gentlemen! 138 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,393 Well done, Arturo! So pastries aren't your only talent. 139 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,517 - Bye, bye, bye. - Bye! 140 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,193 Sorry, Lucia, when is my next appointment? 141 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,073 At five. 142 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,118 Remember, they're Tommaso's friends. It matters to him. 143 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,117 All right. There's still some time. 144 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,429 All right. Bye. 145 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,750 In short, my job wasn't the greatest, 146 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,997 but it left me plenty of time to cultivate my passion. 147 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,039 Dear friends, today we discuss the Savoia cake. 148 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,118 Despite its name, no one in Piedmont knows it. 149 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,710 This slice comes from the Rapisarda bakery. 150 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,751 Good, but not excellent. 151 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:42,112 The sponge is a little dry. It doesn't pair with chocolate and hazelnut. 152 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,430 They used to make it better. 153 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,589 The Evangelists said it too, 154 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,796 though I can't remember which one. 155 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,074 "Give me neither poverty nor riches, but only the food I need." 156 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:01,596 You don't recall the Evangelist because it's from Proverbs. 157 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:07,437 Holy Father, I hate to contradict you, but that isn't a proverb. 158 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,470 It's a sacred text. 159 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,794 Arturo, Proverbs is a book of the Bible. 160 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:15,516 Oh. 161 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,589 What about "mackerel skies, rain by and by"? Who wrote that? 162 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,554 163 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,237 Anyway, Holy Father, as the other proverb says, 164 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,352 some storms have no need of rain. 165 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,637 The custard must go in before baking, not afterwards. 166 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:44,110 The custard and the cornetto must form a harmonious marriage. 167 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,629 This... is a cornetto in crisis. 168 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,358 They're separating. Look. 169 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,437 They're headed for divorce. Look here. 170 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,039 This won't do, though... 171 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,035 You know, you're absolutely right. 172 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,993 A happy, lasting marriage 173 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,395 needs a solid bond from the very beginning. 174 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,912 The custard must go into the cornetto before it goes in the oven. 175 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,396 They have to bake together, 176 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,718 slowly get to know each other and grow intimate, 177 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:25,159 then meld together, never to part again. 178 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,475 Thank you! 179 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,549 180 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,031 Your Holiness, it was love at first sight. 181 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,430 It seemed even the barista had noticed 182 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,279 - this romantic current... 183 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,550 ...and was urging me to follow her. 184 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,755 Can you hear me? 185 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,710 - What? - You need a receipt. 186 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,510 You can't stand there like a reed. 187 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,115 The till is over there. 188 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,830 - A receipt? - Go and pay at the till! 189 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,398 Oh, yes. I have to pay for the cornetto. 190 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,551 Yes, sorry. Sorry. 191 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,796 I thought I'd lost her for ever, Your Holiness. 192 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,629 But instead, dear lost sheep, as the Gospel says: 193 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:31,312 "Prepare the way of the Lord; make his paths straight." 194 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,472 - The Gospel of Mark. - No, Luke. 195 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,676 Luke, right. Luke, Luke. 196 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,189 What a writer, Luke. Good old Luke. 197 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,150 Go on. 198 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,110 Are you Arturo? 199 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,997 I'm here for the appointment. 200 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,038 Nice to meet you. Flora Guarneri. 201 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,631 Guarneri, as in the famous Guarneri bakery? 202 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,478 Yes, I'm the daughter of the famous Guarneri bakery. 203 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,596 And this one? 204 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,276 Yes. 205 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,396 After you. 206 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,600 Are you planning to open a branch? 207 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,433 No, I've decided to open my own place. 208 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,477 My father and I now have different ideas about pastries. 209 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,035 What? You make Palermo's best pastries. 210 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,471 Yes, but after 70 years, perhaps it's time for something new. 211 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,871 Know what my mentor used to say when I worked in Paris? 212 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,956 Tradition isn't about preserving the ashes, 213 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,357 but keeping the flame alive. 214 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,670 Take, for example, the cassata as we know it today. 215 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,992 - Is it 100, 150 years old? - More or less. 216 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,600 Yet the Arabs made it differently. 217 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,838 So tradition is innovation that succeeded. 218 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,239 You don't agree. 219 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,429 Then this isn't the right place for you. 220 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,196 Go ahead. 221 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,832 Imagine: in this old pastry shop, 222 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,315 generations of Palermitans have eaten... 223 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,840 ...choux, patate, 224 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,879 Savoia cake, cannoli and cassate. 225 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:57,638 Just as we've always known them: unchanged, yet always surprising. 226 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,631 Now it's your turn to surprise us. 227 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,754 But as you well know, nothing in Palermo is ever renewed. 228 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,794 We Palermitans are wary. We need reassurance. 229 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,549 So give them a setting that feels historic and old, 230 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,359 then win them over with your pastries. 231 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,195 Bloody hell, Arturo. 232 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,310 Never in the history of Trinacria Real Estate 233 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,913 has anyone secured a lease in exactly 47 minutes, 234 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,799 including the drive and signing the paperwork! 235 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,558 It happens sometimes. Sometimes. 236 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,830 I get it, but we've been friends forever. 237 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,038 She's a real ball-buster, and I've never seen her so happy. 238 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,479 If you kept goal as well as you sell property, 239 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,751 - we'd win the league! - Come on! 240 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,957 Lucia, if we can bring forward... 241 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,470 Your Holiness, after meeting her, everything was different. 242 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,949 Pastries no longer thrilled me the same way. 243 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,197 I tried a St Joseph's sfincia, then moved on to choux, 244 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,880 patata and Maria Stuarda. Nothing. 245 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,679 My earthly paradise had vanished. 246 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,429 You were sad because you feared you'd never see her again. 247 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,393 How did you know? 248 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,596 I was engaged once too. 249 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,479 - You? - Arturo, no one is born Pope! 250 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:22,876 Right, of course. 251 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,750 Love is a miracle from God. It gives us new eyes. 252 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,837 There's a line that reminds me of what you experienced with Flora. 253 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,630 "And in you, I see life intensely, 254 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,479 the unexpected, that which suddenly shakes us." 255 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,315 St Augustine is always St Augustine. 256 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,749 It wasn't St Augustine. 257 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,750 It was Paz. 258 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,116 Oh, the cartoonist. He's good. 259 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,753 Paz. Good old Paz. 260 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,151 No, Octavio Paz, the Mexican poet. 261 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,036 All right... 262 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,236 - ...more or less. - Now you know who he is. 263 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,279 But had Flora shown any interest, 264 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,357 or was it all in your head? 265 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,558 Your Holiness, you know, women are impossible to read. 266 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:09,230 I showed up there every day for two weeks. 267 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,390 Oh! 268 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,677 Move the scaffold over there, then we'll touch this up. 269 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,630 Arturo. 270 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:17,991 Hi, Flora. 271 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,590 What are you doing here? 272 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,591 Nothing. I found another set of keys. 273 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,075 They may come in handy. You can give them to the builders. 274 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,316 Oh, thanks. Yes, they may be useful. 275 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,354 - How's it going? - Why is the scaffold still here? 276 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,313 Come on, lads, hurry up. Let's get moving. 277 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,790 Go on. 278 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,520 Every day, I made up a different excuse. 279 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,352 - Hi, Flora. - Hi, Arturo. 280 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,914 - Let me help you. - Thank you. 281 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,630 What's happened? 282 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,910 I found an old gas bill. 283 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,952 I thought it might help you estimate the usage. 284 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,114 Give you some idea. 285 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,074 Yes, it may be useful. 286 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,309 How's it coming along? 287 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,870 It looks good to me. 288 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,396 Hi, Flora. 289 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,790 They told me the bloke on the third floor, 290 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,834 the one always at his window— don't turn around, he's watching us— 291 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,271 sometimes steals your electricity. Don't turn around. 292 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,357 What would you call the pastry shop? 293 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,000 "Flora's Pastry Shop"? 294 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,760 "Flora's Pastries"? 295 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,753 "Flora's Pastry Shop..." 296 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,679 "Sweet Tomorrow"? 297 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,435 "Sweet Tomorrow." 298 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,629 How poetic. 299 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,272 In truth, you were imagining your tomorrow with Flora. 300 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:40,030 Nothing gets past you. They don't make just anyone Pope. 301 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,318 Arturo, you needn't be Pope to understand that. 302 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:50,956 Flora? 303 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,753 This bloody door keeps scraping underneath. 304 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,036 You should call a carpenter at once. 305 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,594 I know one who'll fix it in an hour. 306 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,076 It must be done—the door matters. Are you joking? 307 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,957 Do you treat all your clients this way? 308 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,834 Of course. A real estate agent's duty 309 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,712 is to look after the client right to the end. 310 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,512 It's truly a duty... 311 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,555 So you do all this purely out of professional ethics? 312 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,311 - Exactly. - Mm-hm. 313 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,198 Come. I want you to try something. 314 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,073 I left the outside exactly the same. 315 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,430 I tried to work only on the filling. 316 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,959 - Tell me if you like it. - Yes. 317 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,636 Mmm! 318 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,399 This is how I want to die: in a blood-sugar spike. 319 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,636 - What did you put inside? 320 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,439 A custard made with late-season Ciaculli mandarins. 321 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,074 Interesting. 322 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,671 What other pastries are you planning to make? 323 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,669 I'd begin with the classics, left as they are. 324 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,519 Right, because first you reassure the customer... 325 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,994 - Yes. - ...then comes innovation. 326 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,395 - Good, you learnt the lesson. - Exactly! 327 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,553 I'd start with cannoli. 328 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,679 - Choux. - Yes. 329 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,752 St Joseph's sfincia. 330 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,638 St Joseph's sfincia, of course. 331 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,156 Erm, cassatine. 332 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,520 Watermelon gelo. 333 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,518 Frutta martorana. 334 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,796 Yes. 335 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,115 Patata. 336 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,870 Patata... 337 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,356 And this? 338 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,198 Buccellatini with organic Ribera orange marmalade. 339 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,349 Mmm... and the chopped pistachios? 340 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,232 From Bronte. Needless to say. 341 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,111 - Iris? - Iris with baked ricotta 342 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,276 - and a streak of cocoa. - Cocoa? 343 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,917 Savoia cake with dark chocolate. 344 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,673 - Sixty per cent? - Mm-hm. 345 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,759 - Sixty-five. - Sixty-five... 346 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,115 That's how it is. 347 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,235 Do you know why I immediately said yes to this place? 348 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,717 Because I'm a professional, 349 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,274 and I understood at once what you needed. 350 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,240 Yes, that too. 351 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,117 But the reason I said yes at once 352 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,353 was that picture there. 353 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,878 St Augustine is always St Augustine. 354 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,960 No, that's St Honoré. 355 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,314 The patron saint of pastry chefs. 356 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,510 Exactly. 357 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:43,956 I can't do this. 358 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,389 I don't know. It felt like a sign from above. 359 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,711 Your Holiness, at first I thought it was just something she said... 360 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,076 Found it! 361 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,913 Found it! Thank goodness. 362 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,674 - What a fright. - Where was it? 363 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,438 I must thank the Lord. 364 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,916 See? Prayer always works. 365 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,354 No, I didn't even have to pray. 366 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,316 Sir! 367 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,476 Sir! 368 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,589 This is yours. 369 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,711 You left it on the counter this morning. 370 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,034 So that's where it ended up. 371 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,754 The Lord helps us and never asks for anything in return. 372 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,475 Well, I mean... 373 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,716 What? 374 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,870 You're not giving me anything? 375 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,840 A new one would have cost you at least a thousand euros. 376 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,716 Er... 377 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:29,916 Fair enough. 378 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,196 Thank you. 379 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,436 - Thank you. - The Lord is always with me. 380 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,555 At work, 381 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,950 when we kiss. 382 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,754 At church. 383 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,189 The gentleman? 384 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,073 I used to be skinnier, but now I've grown a belly. 385 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,558 Oh, but the Lord... 386 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,079 The Lord! 387 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,397 - Sorry, that's right. - Of course! 388 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,237 Without God, you won't get very far. 389 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,712 Your Holiness, I could have answered many ways. 390 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,912 I could tell the truth, a half-truth, a quarter-truth. 391 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,076 - Instead... - Of course. 392 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,309 Where would we be without God? 393 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,313 I lied so as not to disappoint her. 394 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,717 Therein lies my original sin. 395 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,509 Everything helps us reach God. 396 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,278 Etiam peccata—even sin. 397 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,510 If we must tell lies, let them at least be useful sometimes! 398 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,153 I recognised that one this time. 399 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,754 Paz is always Paz. 400 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,475 No, Arturo. This time it was St Augustine. 401 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,796 For... 402 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,317 - The pasta's here. - Oh, thank you. 403 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,076 I'm starving! Thank you. 404 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,639 Your Holiness, I built our relationship on that lie. 405 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,391 Were it not for religion... 406 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,159 - Next! - We were two perfect halves. 407 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,879 Flora even let me choose the staff. 408 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,036 I see you've also worked in a rosticceria. 409 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,599 Do you like arancini? 410 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,030 Yes. Yes, I like them very much. 411 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,030 Good. 412 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,629 So you like arancini. 413 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,519 Thank you for coming. 414 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,040 No, excuse me. Since I have another offer, 415 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,475 - I was wondering... - Take the other offer. 416 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,437 Why didn't you hire him? 417 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,397 Mine was a trick question. 418 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,829 If he doesn't correct me, I can't hire him. 419 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,553 What was he supposed to correct? 420 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,156 You don't say "arancini"; you say "arancine". 421 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,197 "Arancina" in the singular. 422 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,234 Some parts of Sicily say "arancino", but they're wrong. 423 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,789 You see, Your Holiness, they're balls of rice, 424 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,596 filled with ragù, or ham and cheese, then fried on the outside. 425 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,471 Supplì? 426 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,116 Supplì. 427 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,874 428 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,276 Your Holiness, please don't joke. 429 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,799 On theology, you're always right, of course. 430 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,118 But on Sicilian food, I'd advise greater caution. 431 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,760 Because worse than calling an arancina "arancino" 432 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,438 is calling it "supplì". 433 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,235 Supplì are good, but they're something else. 434 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,511 An arancina comes with meat, or with ham and cheese, 435 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,358 commonly called "with butter". 436 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,438 - With meat or with butter. - Exactly. 437 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:05,031 In true Palermitan, it's "a canne o a burro". 438 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,955 A canne o a burro. 439 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,955 Well done, Your Holiness. 440 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,589 Savoia. 441 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,436 Correct. 442 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,476 Mm. 443 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,191 - Patata. - Correct. 444 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,870 Iris. 445 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,278 Fried or baked? 446 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,992 Mmm... 447 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,597 - Baked. - Correct. 448 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,431 Easy. Choux? 449 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,640 Yes, it's easy. 450 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,480 451 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,633 It's cold! 452 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,239 - What is it? - Cassatina. 453 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,556 My turn now? 454 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,076 No. First I want to admire the masterpiece. 455 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,195 In short, all was going well. 456 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,754 The trouble was, Sunday would arrive. 457 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,359 I hadn't set foot in a church for 40 years. 458 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,835 By then, I'd forgotten everything about Christianity, 459 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,475 and how Mass worked. I was completely unprepared. 460 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,631 So, to avoid being found out, 461 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,036 I had to devise a survival strategy. 462 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,514 Rule number one: 463 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,633 attend only peak-hour Mass, either noon or six, 464 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,078 so my ignorance was disguised amid the congregation's responses. 465 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,952 Almighty Father... 466 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,190 Maker of heaven and earth, 467 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,153 of all things visible and invisible. 468 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,158 - I believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ. - Invisible... Lord... 469 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,760 - The only-begotten Son of God... - Christ... Son... 470 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,677 - Born of the Father... - Father... 471 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,597 - ...before all ages. - Ages... 472 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,712 473 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,074 Rule number two: if the church is empty, 474 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,079 feign an urgent, essential need for private prayer. 475 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,999 I believe in one God, the Father almighty. 476 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,151 477 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,993 Visible and invisible... 478 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,876 I've found a pastry you don't know. 479 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,560 - You don't know it. - I doubt that. Seems unlikely. 480 00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,954 Here you go. Thank you. 481 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,594 This pastry isn't Sicilian. It's from Campania, 482 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,876 but it's a distant relative of cassata. 483 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,792 It's called "raffiuolo". 484 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,712 "Raffiuolo." 485 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,149 "Raffiuolo." 486 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,275 - What is it? - Nothing. I was thinking: you love pastries, 487 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,870 you're kind, and you're a believer too... 488 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,679 What's the catch? 489 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,076 Actually, there's something I still haven't told you. 490 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,959 Rule number three: 491 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,516 always lie, and never give in to guilt, 492 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,473 which is rather the core business of Catholicism. 493 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,749 Five-a-side football. 494 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,277 I have to play at least once a week, 495 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,880 or my friends get upset. 496 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,672 Okay. 497 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,590 Nothing serious. 498 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,870 - Want to try the raffiuolo? - Mm! 499 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,799 Let's have raffiuolo. The raffiuolo is very good. 500 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,716 Look how satisfying this is. 501 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,230 Dito d'apostolo—I go mad for it. 502 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,600 But tell me the truth, Arturo: 503 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,234 did you fall in love with Flora, or with the pastry shop? 504 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,794 Idiot. You always have to talk rubbish. 505 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,837 That ball hit you far too hard. 506 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,394 - But I scored with it! - Some goal that was. 507 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,357 You still remember it! 508 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,917 - Who wants coffee? - Everyone. 509 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,360 Except Arturo, who has a child's tastes. 510 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,396 Darling. 511 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,353 Mum, I have to do my catechism homework. 512 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,550 All right, Jacopo. I'll have my coffee, then help you. 513 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,592 Beatrice, Arturo can help him. He doesn't drink coffee. 514 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,636 What? 515 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,030 Help Jacopo with his catechism homework. 516 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,273 Jacopo, Arturo will help you. Go on. 517 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,199 Of course. I'll do it. 518 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,192 Come on, little Jacopo. 519 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,031 Let's do your catechism homework. 520 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,349 - Show us afterwards, all right? - Yes, yes. 521 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,750 So, what are the exercises about? 522 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,154 The Eighth Commandment. 523 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,120 The Eighth Commandment. 524 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:03,991 All right. 525 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,275 The Eighth Commandment. There's nothing about the eighth. 526 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,999 They're all here except... 527 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,036 All right. 528 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,630 Never mind. 529 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,918 The Eighth Commandment! 530 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,599 First, let's place it geographically. 531 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,870 The Eighth Commandment comes... 532 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,956 ...after the seventh and before the ninth. 533 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,076 Eighth. 534 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,590 Now, the fact that it's eighth 535 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,599 and isn't on the Commandments podium 536 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,149 mustn't make us think it's any less important. 537 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,389 Pay attention! 538 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,473 It's by going deeper, 539 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,956 by following through to the tenth, that you recognise a true Christian. 540 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,673 But what do we mean when we speak of the Eighth Commandment? 541 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,195 Let's ask ourselves. 542 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,315 Thou shalt not kill? 543 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,754 That's the Fifth Commandment. 544 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,070 Exactly. That's what I'm saying: the Fifth Commandment. 545 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,839 It's easy to obey. Don't kill—who kills anyone? 546 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,555 Some do, yes, but in everyday life it's much harder to... 547 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,671 - Not tell lies. - Yes, not bear false witness! 548 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,400 You got there. Well done. Do not bear false witness. 549 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,956 Rule number four: kick the ball into the stands. 550 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,799 But what does "do not bear false witness" mean? 551 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,719 For example, we tell Mum we're going to study catechism in the park, 552 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,719 but instead, we go and get a lovely gelato brioche. 553 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,716 With cream. 554 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,436 Of course, with cream. 555 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,598 Otherwise we'd violate the Eleventh Commandment: 556 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,597 "Honour thy gelato brioche." 557 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,671 But you keep quiet. 558 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,920 It's false witness. This is just a drill. 559 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,836 The secret of a good brioche lies in its colour. 560 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,236 The inside should tend towards yellow, not white, 561 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,398 and above all, it must be glossy and have a tuppo, 562 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,716 like this one from the Vullo bakery. 563 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,191 The incredible thing, Your Holiness, 564 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,390 is that Flora suspected nothing. 565 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,512 Our relationship grew day by day. 566 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,915 We even moved in together. 567 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,076 With her father's blessing, Your Holiness. 568 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,311 But lads, there's a cherry missing here! 569 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,629 Flora, you know, I like this Arturo very much. 570 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,192 Dad, do you like him because he loves me, or because he loves pastries? 571 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,758 As someone once said, 572 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,589 anyone who loves pastries is surely a good person. 573 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,153 574 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,355 Arturo! 575 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,835 Bloody hell! 576 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,238 Flora's father has never let one of her boyfriends 577 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,271 - join the association. - Oh, come on. 578 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,240 The more I look at you, the more I wonder how it's possible. 579 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,796 With that pinnulone face! 580 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:16,916 Nice! 581 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,430 "Pinnulone"? What does that mean? 582 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,716 Well... 583 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,231 "Pinnulone" is a word Palermitans use to describe 584 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:31,434 someone shrewd, brilliant and intelligent. 585 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,675 "Pinnulone"? 586 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,392 - No, Your Holiness. It means a fool. - What? 587 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,035 A dickhead. 588 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,199 A simpleton. 589 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,554 Ah, a boludo! 590 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,915 A boludo, I imagine. 591 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,549 Dear friends, in welcoming you, I officially open our work 592 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,399 to organise the Holy Easter celebrations, 593 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,950 one of the two key events 594 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,276 for our Christian Charity association, 595 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,920 which I have the honour of chairing. 596 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,794 Before discussing our trip to Rome 597 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,037 for the Pope's Urbi et Orbi blessing, 598 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,710 we must also address the Stations of the Cross. 599 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:21,320 As tradition dictates, Dr Guarnotta will play Pontius Pilate. 600 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,590 Saint Veronica will be played by... 601 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,792 the ever-active Professor Limandri. 602 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,719 - Good, well done. Congratulations. - Congratulations. 603 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,595 And the role of the penitent thief 604 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,312 will, I believe, be played masterfully 605 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,710 by the Honourable Felice Patta. 606 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,990 607 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,313 Don't take offence, Honourable Member. We're only joking. 608 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,155 Besides, I said "penitent thief", not "impenitent thief"! 609 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,838 - Hear that? 610 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,516 He always wants to play Jesus. 611 00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,840 Notary Macaluso. 612 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:03,834 And now we come to the delicate question 613 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:09,000 of who will play our Lord. 614 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,234 What do you mean, "delicate"? 615 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,831 I don't see the problem. 616 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,952 I've been a perfect Jesus for 50 years, 617 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,590 and no one has ever complained. Quite the opposite. 618 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:24,476 And may I remind you that even the municipality of Castracane Bassa 619 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:30,198 asked me to do them the honour of playing him in their summer Passion! 620 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,590 - Summer? - Summer, summer! 621 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,671 - In costume. - Just to have me, 622 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,831 they even organise one in summer! 623 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,710 Notary Macaluso, forgive me. No one here doubts your Jesus. 624 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,676 It's just that someone pointed out that your... 625 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,880 Your knee is in very poor shape! 626 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,477 And the Stations of the Cross is long. 627 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,353 This painful knee 628 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:03,679 helps me better portray our Lord's suffering. 629 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,440 Besides, I don't understand! 630 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,356 Pontius Pilate is 70, 631 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,796 Saint Veronica looks about 80, 632 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,832 and I can't play Jesus Christ? What kind of reasoning is that? 633 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,872 - And my mother cares about it. - Goodness! 634 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,031 - His mother? 635 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,110 How old is she? 636 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,470 Ladies and gentlemen, please. 637 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,279 Let's all calm down. We'll do this: 638 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,031 Notary Macaluso will play Jesus. 639 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,238 - Mm! - In the unfortunate event 640 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,550 that his knee should give out... 641 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,358 It won't. It won't! 642 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:43,992 It won't, but if it does, a reserve Jesus will replace him. 643 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,554 - All right? - Why don't you do it? 644 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,115 What? 645 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,156 Jesus. 646 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,555 Have you ever played him? 647 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,150 Loads of times. 648 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,350 Excuse me. 649 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,719 Arturo could do it. 650 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,158 He's done it loads of times. 651 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,320 - Arturo! - Loads of times. 652 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,959 653 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,600 - Come here! - Arturo! 654 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,760 And so the day of the Stations of the Cross arrived. 655 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,876 You're lucky Macaluso wouldn't give up the part 656 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,513 even if the real Jesus came down. 657 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,115 And yet... 658 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,077 Ah! For... 659 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,634 - We praise Christ... - The notary's knee 660 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,433 gave out at the second station, followed by a mighty blasphemy 661 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,074 which Mr Guarneri played down for the local press. 662 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,639 Too little God. 663 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,110 There is far too little God among us. 664 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,992 And I feel obliged to thank Notary Macaluso 665 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,190 for sounding the alarm. 666 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,193 - Ow! - Sir! You weren't meant to fall here! 667 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,719 It's at the third station! 668 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,229 But I've wrecked my knee! 669 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,960 - Marshal! - I'm the Consul! Consul! 670 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,914 Consul, I've wrecked my knee! Ow! 671 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,080 Substitution! 672 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,798 - Substitution! Arturo! - Did he say "substitution"? 673 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,353 - He did. - Are you sure? 674 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,040 - Go, go! - Maybe he's all right. 675 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,471 And with the speed of a Formula 1 tyre change, 676 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,716 the Jesus Christs were switched. 677 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,200 Go, Arturo. You'll be the perfect Jesus. 678 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,033 In truth, Your Holiness, it was a disaster. 679 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,196 It truly was an ordeal. 680 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:01,234 At the fourth station, the first obstacle was the Madonna, 681 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,840 played by Notary Macaluso's centenarian mother. 682 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,196 Mother! 683 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,990 Who is this? He's not my son! 684 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,914 Unaware of her son's injury, she saw me as an impostor. 685 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,917 Mother, what are you saying? I'm your son, Jesus. 686 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,434 What son? 687 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,756 You're a liar. May God curse you! 688 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,036 Mum, leave Dad alone, okay? No... 689 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,272 - Get out! - Ow! No, ow! 690 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,510 - Not there! - Ma'am! 691 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,154 Ma'am! Your son has been replaced! 692 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,556 - You too! You want some? - He hurt his knee! 693 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,280 He hurt his knee! Fuck off! 694 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,755 - Mum, calm down. - Your son was replaced. 695 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,598 - I'll take you to him now. - You too! 696 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:51,031 We adore you, O Christ, and we praise you! 697 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:56,320 Because by your holy cross, you have redeemed the world! 698 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,873 At the sixth station, 699 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,799 I made decidedly improper use of Veronica's veil. 700 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,399 Loads of times... 701 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:07,149 Remember? When Jesus wiped his face, his image was left upon it. 702 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,909 - Arturo, I'm the Pope! - Of course you remember. 703 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,276 Oh, I really need that. 704 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:15,711 Thank you. 705 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,316 Ah! Ah. 706 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,710 707 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,356 Ah. 708 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,596 Thank you. 709 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,798 Don't worry. It's only a cold. 710 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,839 Flora! Hadn't he played Jesus before? 711 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,480 It must be nerves! He's done it loads of times. 712 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,229 Eighth station. 713 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,269 A great multitude of people and of women followed him, 714 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,036 beating their breasts and lamenting for him. 715 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,320 But Jesus turned to the women and said... 716 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,989 Excuse me, centurion. 717 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,717 - What exactly did he say? - I don't know anything! 718 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,796 Perfect. 719 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:27,910 But Jesus turned to the women and said... 720 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,030 Sorry, Flora. 721 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,719 I can't quite recall what he said. 722 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,280 Daughters of... 723 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,150 "Daughters of..." 724 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,314 Oh, yes! 725 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,675 "Daughters of"? 726 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,679 Come on, Arturo! She told you: "Daughters of..." 727 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,879 "Daughters of..." 728 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,595 Whores! 729 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,399 Don't make me speak! Don't make me speak! 730 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,272 I can see you! I can see you! 731 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,397 Yes, I can see you! Don't do it again! 732 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,919 - Don't do it again! - What's he saying? 733 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,713 Now go! Shoo! Go on! Away, away! 734 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,518 - Raus, raus! - Those are the holy women. 735 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,635 Substitution! 736 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,599 Oh, wasn't that it? 737 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,276 No. 738 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,189 I suspected as much. 739 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,117 740 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,392 And so Notary Macaluso returned to the stage. 741 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,149 Not even the resurrection of the real Christ 742 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,192 would have been greeted with such enthusiasm. 743 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,196 Flora. 744 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,353 It didn't quite go as we imagined, did it? 745 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,555 I don't know. It must have been nerves, 746 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,559 or perhaps I was rusty. I hadn't done it for many years. 747 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,754 But bloody hell, it really was an ordeal. 748 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,832 I did what I could, but I couldn't work miracles. 749 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,116 Arturo, this isn't about working miracles, 750 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,431 but about knowing things or not. 751 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,037 If you knew nothing about the Stations, you could have told me. 752 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,477 You've ruined everything, Arturo. 753 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,634 - Take off that beard. - Ow! 754 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,876 Flora, I know little about the Stations of the Cross. 755 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,590 Almost nothing. 756 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,753 I don't know if that was obvious. 757 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,712 And not only the Stations. 758 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,316 There are many other things I don't know. 759 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,756 Such as? 760 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,910 I'm not Christian. I'm not Catholic. 761 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,234 I'm nothing. 762 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,478 The only Passion I know 763 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,478 is the one I endure every day in Palermo traffic. 764 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,278 Arturo, what the fuck are you saying? 765 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,038 Flora, I've pretended until now because you changed my life, 766 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,514 and I didn't want to lose you. 767 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,558 You chose to deceive me about the most important thing I have: 768 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,354 my faith? 769 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,392 How do you think I feel now? 770 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,440 How do you expect me ever to trust you again? 771 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,196 I don't know if this relationship makes sense anymore. 772 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,829 Let's talk again when I return from Rome. 773 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:07,436 Dear brothers and sisters of Rome 774 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,479 and of the whole world, happy Easter. 775 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,592 Hi, Flora! I'm watching the live broadcast from St Peter's Square. 776 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,349 If you tell me where you are, perhaps I'll see you. 777 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,676 Christ is risen! 778 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,075 May it reach every home, 779 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:27,076 every family, especially those where suffering is greatest, 780 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,677 in hospitals and prisons. 781 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:36,995 How many deserts must people cross even today, 782 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,395 especially the desert within them, 783 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,750 when the love of God is absent. 784 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,275 Isn't that right, Arturo? 785 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,113 By my 35th choux, I began to think I was seeing things. 786 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,754 But God's mercy 787 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,710 can make even the driest land bloom, 788 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,556 and restore life to dry bones. 789 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,839 Arturo, do not lose hope. 790 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,436 Is that how you welcome a guest? 791 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,073 What is it? Never seen a Pope before? 792 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,798 I've seen a Pope, just never in my living room. 793 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,878 What good is a Church closed in on itself? 794 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,589 Jesus taught us that we must be among the people. 795 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:56,753 And here, as you well know, Your Holiness, you arrived and everything changed. 796 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,115 I'm here to help you, 797 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,034 and I may have the solution to your problem. 798 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,311 You love Flora and cannot live without her. 799 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,754 Have I understood correctly? 800 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,793 Yes, you have. Yes. 801 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:16,070 Until now, you've chosen to pretend to be Christian. 802 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,555 Why not truly try it? 803 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,270 I no longer know how a good Christian is really supposed to behave. 804 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:27,678 To be a good Christian, just follow the words of Jesus. 805 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,119 Everything you need is in the Gospel. 806 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,878 You need nothing else. 807 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,110 You must put your trust in it, Arturo. 808 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,759 Put my trust in it. 809 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,640 Look at it this way. 810 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,392 If it goes badly, you remain as you are. 811 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,272 But if it goes well, 812 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,355 you'll rediscover the love of both God and Flora. 813 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,793 Are you willing to take that wager? 814 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,629 Arturo, it was a vision 815 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,752 caused by an unprecedented blood-sugar spike. 816 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,837 We're talking about 35 choux here. 817 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,554 You see, sugar in those quantities, 818 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,558 according to a study from Mill Valley University, 819 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,230 can cause the same hallucinatory effects as drugs. 820 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,280 - Ricotta is like LSD? - Worse. 821 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,794 Much worse! 822 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,199 And you must be careful, 823 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,030 because the effects can last for days, 824 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,832 and you may have a relapse. 825 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,115 See the Pope again. 826 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,350 Again? 827 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,999 Yes, but don't worry. 828 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,317 Take some nice walks, get a little exercise, 829 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,149 drink plenty of water, and you'll see: you'll work off the sugar. 830 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,910 Flora, is that you? 831 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,470 Are you back? 832 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,750 I've called you loads of times, for... 833 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,757 For, for, for. 834 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,158 - Still here. - You didn't trust your Pope, did you? 835 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,070 - I understand. - It's only an illusion. 836 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,677 A side effect of the ricotta. 837 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:14,198 - It'll pass now. - Unless I see in his hands 838 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:17,312 the mark of the nails, and put my finger 839 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,994 - into the mark of the nails... - It isn't passing. 840 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,192 ...and put my hand into his side, I will not believe. 841 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:29,037 Thus spoke Thomas to the apostles who claimed to have seen the risen Jesus. 842 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,797 Even doubt is part of our Christian history. 843 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,832 - It isn't passing. - Arturo, come closer. 844 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,714 Do you have a copy of the Gospel? 845 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,829 No. 846 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,709 I thought not. 847 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,634 Thank you, Your Holiness. 848 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:03,275 But I must leave you now because I'm very tired. 849 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,631 - Very tired. - Don't be afraid to take the leap. 850 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,751 No, no. I'll sleep for half an hour, then I'll take the leap. 851 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,518 852 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,273 853 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:23,671 Hello? 854 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,473 - Arturo, feeling better? - Yes, yes. I'm better. 855 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,636 - I told you. - Except when I got home, 856 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,830 - I had another vision. - What did you see? 857 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,158 This time, the Pope even gave me a Gospel to read. 858 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,158 Don't worry. They're just settling visions, 859 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,272 remnants of the sugar spike. Tomorrow, you won't see the Pope again. 860 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,758 "Jesus has no use for lukewarm Christians." 861 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,749 Bloody hell. 862 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,599 I never see this step. 863 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,111 - May I? - Tell me, Arturo. 864 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,520 How was Rome? 865 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,034 Good. Everything went well. 866 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,792 - Did you see the Pope? - Yes. 867 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,512 - Yes, of course. - Come on. You want news of Flora. 868 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,999 Did she talk about me? 869 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,833 I tried to defend you, but she's absolutely furious. 870 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,077 And rightly so. You humiliated her in front of everyone! 871 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,556 I don't think this will be easy to fix. 872 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:37,756 No. 873 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,230 Now excuse me. I have things to do. 874 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,789 There was that thing that... 875 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,440 Oh, yes. Wait a moment. 876 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:59,392 Listen, Arturo. Tonight I'm with you at the five-a-side match. 877 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,793 No, Tommaso. You're mistaken. The match is next week. 878 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,475 Arturo, I repeat: tonight, I'm playing five-a-side with you. 879 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,714 Oh! 880 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,915 You moved the match forward and didn't tell me? 881 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,719 - What am I supposed to do? - Arturo, there is no match! 882 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,037 As far as Beatrice is concerned, I'm playing five-a-side tonight. 883 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:28,271 In fact, there is a match tonight... I forgot. Sorry. 884 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,913 - We're playing together, yes. - Good. 885 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,359 Dear friends, today I'll discuss an Umbrian, not Sicilian, cake: 886 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,799 ciaramicola. 887 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,394 A ring cake made with Alchermes liqueur, 888 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,273 which gives it its unmistakable red colour. 889 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:45,598 On top, splendid white meringue covered in colourful sprinkles. 890 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,399 Enduring and sweet, like every great love. 891 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,000 It is, in fact, the lovers' cake. 892 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,151 Just hope you never have to eat it alone. 893 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,752 Graciously grant her peace and unity in accordance with your will, 894 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,278 who live and reign for ever and ever. Amen. 895 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,636 The peace of the Lord be with you always. 896 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,472 And with your spirit. 897 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,198 Let us offer each other the sign of peace. 898 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,869 Sorry, I slipped. 899 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,549 Peace and all good. 900 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:23,990 Peace and good. 901 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,030 I'll stay here. 902 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,150 In silence. 903 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,395 Don Salvatore. 904 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,790 I know. I'm asking a lot of you. 905 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,270 Perhaps I don't deserve your trust. 906 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:43,516 But let's remember that Jesus gave a second chance 907 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,915 to the sinful woman the Pharisees wished to condemn. 908 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,069 "Her many sins are forgiven, because she loved much." 909 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:55,593 Luke, chapter seven, verse... 36? 910 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,636 Five. 911 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,757 I don't remember, but those are the words. 912 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,391 Flora, I made a mistake. 913 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,353 But I have also loved you greatly. 914 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,551 And what is all this? 915 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,436 Is it a stunt, or do you truly believe what you're saying? 916 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,753 Because I won't be made a fool of again. 917 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,234 Flora, I love you. 918 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,511 I've never lied to you about that. 919 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,316 It's true I pretended to be Christian, and I was wrong. 920 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,870 But this time, I truly want to try. 921 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,989 922 00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,670 Choux? 923 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,476 Choux. 924 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:32,309 "For this I was born, and for this I came into the world: 925 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,871 "to bear witness to the truth." 926 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,230 Ladies and gentlemen, the house is practically finished. 927 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,635 You can move in tomorrow, ready to go. 928 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,229 - Sorry I'm late. - Arturo, good to see you. 929 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,351 Don't worry. We've finished. 930 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,755 They've seen it, they're happy, and they want to take it. 931 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,757 Yes, we like the house very much. 932 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,956 Is there anything else we should know? 933 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,992 No. Besides, all the information is in the folder. 934 00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,116 Erm... 935 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,914 Sorry, Roberto. Perhaps you've already told them. 936 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,634 If you enter the bathroom and look up, 937 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,678 you'll notice a large damp patch. 938 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:11,112 No one knows where the leak comes from. It's a real mystery, isn't it, Roberto? 939 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,720 Yes, I did notice a strange smell, 940 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,320 but the window was open, so I thought it came from outside. 941 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,959 No, from inside. Definitely inside. 942 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,475 It's nothing. It can be fixed in five minutes. 943 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,431 Mm, I don't know. 944 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:23,716 Ah... 945 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,674 Your Holiness, honestly, 946 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,320 I hadn't entered that house intending to tell the truth. 947 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,830 I'd marked that Gospel line simply because it struck me. 948 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,718 But then I did tell the truth, 949 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,153 and you can imagine the mess. 950 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,036 A real estate agent telling the truth! 951 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,798 It isn't done. It isn't traditional. It's against the rules. 952 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,996 It's like putting pastry cream in a cannolo. 953 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,269 Just as an example... 954 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,671 Why isn't that done? I like pistachio cream in mine. 955 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,236 Your Holiness, Your Holiness, for the love of God! 956 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,594 You know so much, but leave Sicilian food alone! 957 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,678 Pistachio cream in a cannolo is unspeakable. 958 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:12,873 It'd be like baptising a child with chinotto. Is that done? 959 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,158 - No... - Exactly. It isn't done. 960 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,840 Cannoli come with ricotta. Full stop. 961 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,756 It's small, but it's more or less exactly what I wanted. 962 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,995 I'm glad... 963 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:30,030 ...but it's only right I warn you that this column, 964 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,835 like much of the building, has structural problems. 965 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,713 Nothing serious. It won't collapse. These things can be fixed, 966 00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:40,674 but some work will be needed, yes. 967 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,278 It's beautiful here! 968 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,591 It feels like you can touch Teatro Massimo. 969 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,632 And this terrace gives me such a sense of peace. 970 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,110 971 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,273 Yes, yes... 972 00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:58,872 ...but the neighbour also holds frequent parties at night. 973 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,594 He's even had trouble with the law over these parties, 974 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,118 but he doesn't care. He won't even open for the Carabinieri. 975 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,233 He's practically a criminal. 976 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,993 What's going on, Arturo? 977 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,954 You aren't shifting anything anymore. 978 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,073 I know, Tommaso, 979 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,670 but the property market is like that. It goes up and down. 980 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,552 Sooner or later, the bubble had to burst. 981 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,479 Why has it burst only for you? 982 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,431 Have you seen everyone else's results? 983 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:31,354 I know, but someone must bear the thankless task of starting a crisis. 984 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,516 Then try to end this crisis. 985 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,076 All right. 986 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,389 Listen, Arturo. 987 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,759 Since Beatrice is rather suspicious at the moment, 988 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,916 perhaps drop by the house, have a coffee, 989 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,991 - talk to her... - You know I don't drink coffee. 990 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,311 Then have something else. Have a chat, 991 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,910 and tell her we've had to increase the frequency of our matches 992 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,998 in preparation for the tournament between real estate agencies. 993 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,550 You understand, right? 994 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,597 I understand perfectly, but I'd better not drop by. 995 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,036 Why? 996 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,470 Because if I do, I'll tell her the truth. 997 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,229 Why? What the fuck do you care? 998 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,870 Tommaso, does "do not covet another man's wife" mean anything? 999 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,673 Lucia is single! 1000 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,676 Here he is. 1001 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,236 "Everyone who looks at a woman with lust 1002 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,159 "has already committed adultery with her in his heart." 1003 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,478 "If your right eye causes you to sin, 1004 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,591 "tear it out and throw it away." 1005 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,193 "And if your right hand causes you to sin, 1006 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,833 "cut it off and throw it away." 1007 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,313 Arturo, what are you saying? I should cut off my dick? 1008 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:55,631 Well done, Tommaso. I see you've grasped the deeper meaning and reasoning. 1009 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,676 Well done. 1010 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,915 Hungry? 1011 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,716 Hello there. 1012 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,834 Flora, I've been thinking. 1013 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,476 What is it? 1014 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,314 Don't you like me anymore? 1015 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,434 Of course I do. You're beautiful. 1016 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,194 - It's just that... - What, Arturo? What? 1017 01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:00,193 Having sex before marriage is a sin. 1018 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,035 The Church isn't so strict anymore. 1019 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,839 It doesn't invite you to make love with just anyone, but... 1020 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,032 ...with the person you love, 1021 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,999 with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, yes. 1022 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,510 It isn't the Church of 50 years ago. 1023 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,435 But you're wrong there, 1024 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:29,319 because the Pope says so too— the current one, 1025 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,550 not the previous one, or the one before that. 1026 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,911 He says, "Chastity teaches couples 1027 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:39,875 "the times and ways of true love, generous and tender." 1028 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,712 The current Pope, not the last one, 1029 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,195 or the one before him, otherwise you'd say, well... 1030 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,953 What do you expect the Pope to say? 1031 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,352 "Have orgies"? The Pope plays Pope. 1032 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,758 And we play Christians. 1033 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,797 - Can I have a cassatina? - No. 1034 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,438 Come on, just one... 1035 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,713 I should add, Your Holiness, that we play Christians, 1036 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:26,550 but with everything in the world— wars, epidemics, unemployment— 1037 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,831 you're still carrying on about sex... 1038 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,871 I followed your instructions, 1039 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,750 but I confess I found it very, very difficult. 1040 01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,240 But, dear Arturo, I also said 1041 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:42,069 that chastity mustn't be confused with sexual abstinence, 1042 01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,192 and that one must seek love, not lust. 1043 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:46,674 To protect love— 1044 01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,798 love of the heart, the body and the mind— 1045 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,354 pure love in giving oneself to another: 1046 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,438 that is the beauty of sexual relations. 1047 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,470 Oh, lovely. 1048 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:02,520 - But when did you say that? - I did say it. 1049 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:05,274 Bloody hell, I missed it! 1050 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,116 For weeks now, I haven't... 1051 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,438 Haven't... Haven't... 1052 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,280 Anyway, you understand! 1053 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:16,276 Arturo, don't speak of rope in the house of a hanged man. 1054 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,155 Sorry. I didn't mean to imply anything. 1055 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,235 That makes two of us. 1056 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,997 I don't know what's got into Arturo. 1057 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,879 The other day, he took out the Gospel and started reading. 1058 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,115 What about? 1059 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,034 I can't remember now. 1060 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,357 That's not the point. He's gone mad at work too. 1061 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,518 He tells clients about problems with the flats for sale, 1062 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:43,269 warning them. Do you understand that this is a problem for us? 1063 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,676 I mean... 1064 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:49,597 We're real estate agents, not the Mission of Hope and Charity. 1065 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,956 Well, the Passion affected him somewhat. 1066 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,037 Now he's making a serious effort. 1067 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:58,275 Like all beginners, he's a bit extreme. It's a phase. It'll pass. 1068 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,432 A salesman who doesn't sell— I don't know how long I can afford him. 1069 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,160 Take tomorrow's cassata. It's ready. 1070 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,157 - Yes. - Don't squash it. 1071 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,316 - No. - A squashed cassata at a Communion— 1072 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,955 - people won't forget it. - It'll be a reimagined cassata! 1073 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,951 Stop it. I want to make a good impression. 1074 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,600 Remember to water the plants. Turn off the gas. 1075 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,836 - Yes. - Bring in the clothes horse. It'll rain. 1076 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:24,077 Then leave straight away. My aunt and uncle have cooked for you all morning. 1077 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,760 - Very good! - They're making an incredible dinner. 1078 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,359 - They can't wait to meet you. - Nor can I. 1079 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,471 You do realise Grandma Rorò will be there tonight? 1080 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,239 - She's 98 and is coming just for you. - Ninety-eight? 1081 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,994 Then I'd better hurry over, or else... 1082 01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:40,077 - it could happen any moment. - Idiot. 1083 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,720 Put the pasta on. I'm coming! 1084 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,034 Yes, hurry up. 1085 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:45,869 So! 1086 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,959 What's this Arturo saying? 1087 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,957 He's leaving once he gets the cassata. 1088 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,229 Well, it's one o'clock. 1089 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,999 He should be here by three, half past at the latest. 1090 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:58,158 Yes. Take these. So much for just nibbling on a few things. 1091 01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,474 You know what we're like! 1092 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,350 1093 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,159 When is Uncle Arturo coming? 1094 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,471 He should be here by half past three. 1095 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,194 I hope he hasn't hit traffic in Castracane Bassa. 1096 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:12,389 There's always traffic there. 1097 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,319 Let's hope there aren't roadworks like last week. 1098 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,158 It was gridlocked. Nothing moved. 1099 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,713 - Hello? - Where are you? 1100 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,116 I've hit a small snag, but I should fix it within an hour. 1101 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,549 Everything all right? We're waiting for you here. 1102 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,752 - Don't worry. An hour, perhaps less. - Okay. 1103 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,429 He'll be here in an hour. 1104 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,632 1105 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,959 Everything's ready. 1106 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,355 - Luckily, it's all cold. - He'll arrive. 1107 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,960 Stop, Sabrina. We have to wait. 1108 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,673 It's impolite. 1109 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,234 - We have to wait. - You'll get told off. 1110 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,317 He's messaged me. He's messaged me. 1111 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,309 He'll be here in 20 minutes. 1112 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,715 - In for a penny... - In for a pound. 1113 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:55,390 I've made you a cassata for tomorrow unlike anything you've ever tasted! 1114 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,317 1115 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,952 - Enough! - Grandma! We have to wait for Arturo. 1116 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:10,189 Flora, at my age, every minute could be my last. 1117 01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,311 My mother is right. Enjoy your meal. 1118 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,192 Pass me the caponata. 1119 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,592 1120 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,230 At that time, Jesus said to his disciples: 1121 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,319 "Therefore I tell you, 1122 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,877 "do not worry about your life, 1123 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,398 "what you will eat, 1124 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:37,396 "or about your body, what you will wear. 1125 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:42,710 "For life is more than food, and the body more than clothing. 1126 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,879 "Consider the ravens. 1127 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:48,232 "They neither sow nor reap. 1128 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,433 "They have neither storehouse nor barn. 1129 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,838 "Yet God feeds them." 1130 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,316 Hi, darling. 1131 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,359 - Pleased to meet you. Arturo. - Likewise. 1132 01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,435 - Pleased to meet you. - Likewise. 1133 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,596 Sorry. I had a small problem. 1134 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,074 Has he taken Communion yet? 1135 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,794 - No. - Good. Just in time. 1136 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,192 I was on my way to Agrigento, 1137 01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:12,352 then I heard on the radio about the earthquake near Enna, 1138 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:15,239 and I remembered the parable of the Good Samaritan, 1139 01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,679 when Jesus says: 1140 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,280 "Love your neighbour as yourself." 1141 01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,709 I thought it'd be quick, but there were many problems. 1142 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,354 And travelling by coach is a disaster. 1143 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,550 I had to change three times. It's disgraceful. 1144 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,836 We must do something. Let's write to the mayor. 1145 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,951 - What happened to your car? - What? 1146 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,196 What happened to your car? 1147 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,675 My car... 1148 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:40,475 A family was at risk of sleeping outdoors tonight. 1149 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:43,911 I thought it was right and just to leave it with them. 1150 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,351 But they promised to return it tomorrow. 1151 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:47,310 To Palermo. 1152 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:48,836 And your clothes? 1153 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,996 Did you bring a change for the ceremony? 1154 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:53,070 Of course. 1155 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,192 Do you think I'd come without my smart suit? 1156 01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:00,111 Except it gets chilly there at night. 1157 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,918 It's Sicily, but high up. 1158 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:05,750 Many fled their homes in a hurry, and... 1159 01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:09,153 Now Saro is wearing my suit. 1160 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,670 - Saro? - The petrol attendant. 1161 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:14,869 The petrol attendant? 1162 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,998 But he promised to return it ironed tomorrow. 1163 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,070 It's nice. 1164 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:21,150 It's comfortable. 1165 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:24,199 But you brought Sabrina's cassata, didn't you? 1166 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,677 - The cassata. - Arturo, where is the cassata? 1167 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,351 Flora, you know how earthquake victims are. 1168 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,916 They flee in a muddle and don't think about food. 1169 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:38,272 I saw them looking peaky, tired and disoriented, 1170 01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:42,359 and thought it was right and just to leave it with them. 1171 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:44,069 My cassata. 1172 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,720 A little sweetness on a bitter day. 1173 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:51,956 Ricotta, chocolate, sponge cake and marzipan, 1174 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,116 sugar icing and candied fruit. 1175 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:59,115 Combine all these ingredients, and you have the queen of Sicilian pastries: 1176 01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,036 cassata. 1177 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:04,910 A senseless triumph of sugar that carries you to paradise. 1178 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,236 Recommended for moments of despair. 1179 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,839 Cassata is so good! 1180 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,918 An earthquake of pleasure. 1181 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,470 Arturo, thank you for the car. 1182 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,074 We took the liberty of cleaning it and filling the tank. 1183 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,959 - You shouldn't have. - It was the least we could do! 1184 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,640 Compared with what you did for us, what is it? Nothing. 1185 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,432 Ma'am, he's a saint! 1186 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,869 Yes... He even has the stigmata. 1187 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,197 Ma'am, here's the suit. Don't iron it. We did that. 1188 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:33,675 Don't worry. He works miracles with an iron too. 1189 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,552 - He's a saint. - Yes, a saint. 1190 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,480 Anyway, once we're back on our feet, you'll be our guests. 1191 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,198 - We'll be expecting you. - There's no need. 1192 01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:43,197 - It's the least we can do. Thanks again. - Bye. 1193 01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,913 - Thank you, ma'am. - Bye. 1194 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,116 - To you. - Goodbye, ma'am. 1195 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,798 - Bye, Francesco. - Bye. Thank you. 1196 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,236 Bye, Maura. 1197 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,149 - Bye, Valeria. - Yes. 1198 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,031 Once again, goodbye. 1199 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,394 - Drive carefully! - Yes, have a good day. 1200 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:04,915 And who is he? 1201 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,076 See? 1202 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,117 They brought back the cassata too. 1203 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,595 Of course, it isn't as good as yours, but it's still cassata. 1204 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,870 - Thank you. - Arturo, will you introduce the gentleman? 1205 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:16,391 This is Sunkaru, with an "n". Sunkaru. 1206 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:17,911 Pleased to meet you. 1207 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,952 Sunkaru, with an "n", lived in a reception centre 1208 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,799 made uninhabitable by the earthquake. 1209 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,150 Those in charge appealed for people 1210 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,953 to host their residents temporarily. 1211 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,071 So I thought of Jesus's words: 1212 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:35,078 "I was a stranger, and you welcomed me." 1213 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:37,873 Words later echoed by... 1214 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,635 What's-his-name... 1215 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,277 Anyway, by a Father of the Church: 1216 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:46,075 "Let brotherly love continue. Do not neglect hospitality. 1217 01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:50,518 "Some who practised it entertained angels without knowing it." 1218 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,912 You did the right thing, Arturo. 1219 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,871 Where did you plan to take Sunkaru? 1220 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,314 Erm... 1221 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,880 I thought... to our place. 1222 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:05,758 Excuse us a moment, Sunkaru. 1223 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:06,875 Sorry. 1224 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:11,832 Arturo, you and I are a couple, 1225 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:15,555 and perhaps we should discuss important decisions like this. 1226 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,876 You're right, but there wasn't much time to decide, 1227 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:21,078 and I thought you'd agree to take him in. 1228 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,551 What should we do, contradict Jesus? 1229 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,115 "I was a stranger, and you did not welcome me"? 1230 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,037 Jesus has nothing to do with this, Arturo. 1231 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,117 This is a matter of organisation. 1232 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,516 - "Sukaru" can't... - Sunkaru, with an "n". Sunkaru. 1233 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:37,793 Sunkaru needs support and opportunities to socialise. 1234 01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,150 It's delicate. You can't improvise it. 1235 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,396 Don't worry. I'll take care of everything. 1236 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,831 I'll look after the stranger in need. 1237 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,751 It's become unmanageable. 1238 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,594 So much for it being a phase. 1239 01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,671 And now, just what we needed: "Sukaru". 1240 01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,634 No, Sunkaru, with an "n". 1241 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,954 - "Sukarun"? - Sunkaru. 1242 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,714 Whatever his name is, Arturo has lost it. 1243 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,112 I'm beginning to feel uncomfortable. 1244 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:15,639 It's as though he wants to challenge me. He's constantly judging. 1245 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,279 Yes, me too. 1246 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,479 - He won't let up. - About what with you? 1247 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,314 Forget the specific case. That's not the point. 1248 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,034 It's this judgemental attitude all the time. 1249 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,833 You say or do something, and out comes the Gospel. 1250 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:33,675 Following the Lord's word is fine, but let's not overdo it. 1251 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:34,876 Right? 1252 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:43,030 Go, go, go! 1253 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:46,756 Come on! 1254 01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,471 - That's a foul! - Sunkaru! 1255 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,469 A linesman has to follow the ball. 1256 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,272 Ball goes right, you go right. 1257 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:56,311 Ball goes left, you go left. Clear? 1258 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,718 How did he manage to cross... What did you cross? 1259 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,558 The desert, Libya, the sea? 1260 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:02,635 It's a mystery! 1261 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,990 Lads, being a linesman is hard. 1262 01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,838 Shall we put him in defence? 1263 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,878 Come on, keep backheeling it! 1264 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,078 To Roberto! Roberto, Sunkaru! 1265 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:14,191 To Roberto! As hard as you can! Go! 1266 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:18,556 Bloody hell, I knew it! I knew it! 1267 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,996 The bananas aren't just in his belly, but in his feet too! 1268 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,270 - Better keep him as linesman. - It happens! 1269 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:27,716 The sun gets in your eyes. Who hasn't had that happen? 1270 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,797 He's not used to seeing the sun. 1271 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,513 Immigrants! 1272 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:34,795 Immigrants! 1273 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,600 What are we supposed to do with this useless lot? 1274 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:41,434 Do you welcome people based on their CV? 1275 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,194 - Are you Christian? - Do I look Muslim? 1276 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:47,676 If you're a true Christian, you should know what the Pope says: 1277 01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:50,758 that God favours welcoming people. And this is the Pope speaking. 1278 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,677 There's only one step: God, Pope. 1279 01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:55,712 It wasn't God's neighbour's cousin who told the Pope. 1280 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,070 That would indeed have been several steps... 1281 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,758 God, Pope: only one step. 1282 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,319 Arturo, what are you talking about? 1283 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,114 Being Pope is one thing; governing is another. 1284 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,150 No, no, no! 1285 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:08,790 A Catholic doesn't stop being Catholic upon becoming a politician. 1286 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:11,958 You're always Catholic, not only when asking for votes. 1287 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,634 That's where the difficulty lies... 1288 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,754 You see, we're part-time Christians. 1289 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:40,756 When it suits us. 1290 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:44,994 But perhaps you're living Christianity too extremely. 1291 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,154 Why? Because I apply the word of God? 1292 01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:52,354 Let me ask you: which is more Christian, acting or praying? 1293 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:56,189 Arturo, I'm only saying people find it hard to relate to you. 1294 01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,389 Which people? 1295 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,556 Tommaso, for example. 1296 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,475 I spoke to him, and he's struggling greatly. 1297 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,473 At times, so am I. 1298 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,036 Faith should unite, not divide. 1299 01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,713 Christ was divisive too. 1300 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,274 So now you're comparing yourself to Jesus? 1301 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:21,876 Obviously not. 1302 01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:25,631 Then what is it? A crusade against us unbelievers? 1303 01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:32,232 In Palermo, on All Souls' Day, it's traditional 1304 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,113 to give a sugar puppet shaped like a paladin. 1305 01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,312 The paladins were Charlemagne's heroic knights, 1306 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,118 who fought the infidels. 1307 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:43,437 To make a paladin, you need two kilos of sugar, 1308 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:46,950 200 grams of glucose, two tablespoons of lemon juice, 1309 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,753 half a litre of water, food colouring, 1310 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:54,510 almond oil, and lots and lots of stubbornness. 1311 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,990 My daughter insists that I'm a traditionalist. 1312 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,236 Look at these cannoli. Look, look! 1313 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:02,715 Well? Look! 1314 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,639 This cannolo... 1315 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:10,069 ...contains a mousse made with 70% ricotta, yes, 1316 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,393 but 30% cream! 1317 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,078 To make it lighter! Taste it, taste it. 1318 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,037 Taste it, taste it, taste it! 1319 01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:20,832 - Dad. 1320 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,633 Well? How is it? How is it? 1321 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,670 Good! 1322 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,798 Put that on your socials, all right? 1323 01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:31,714 Now tell me whether these or Flora's are better. 1324 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,596 Er... 1325 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,914 Well, Mr Guarneri... 1326 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,118 as they say: between husband and wife, don't put the... candied fruit! 1327 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,037 1328 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:44,675 Not candied fruit, but cassata, yes. 1329 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,794 - Well? - Wow, this cassata is beautiful! 1330 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:48,716 It is beautiful. 1331 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,711 I made this one personally 1332 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:53,798 for tomorrow's dinner in honour of my friend Tano. 1333 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,630 Naturally, Arturo, you're joining us. 1334 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,791 No, Dad. Arturo has football. He can't. 1335 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,831 No, it's at six. I can make dinner. 1336 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,712 - Good, good! - Yes? 1337 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,360 Tano deserves a grand welcome home, 1338 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,994 surrounded by people who care for him. 1339 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,236 - Guarneri, you're wanted at the till. - Coming. 1340 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:14,194 Excuse me, I must go, but you can remain in contemplation! 1341 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:15,036 1342 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:19,233 Sorry, but who is this dear friend Tano? 1343 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,075 Tano Puccio. 1344 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:24,596 Puccio? 1345 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,597 Puccio, that Puccio? 1346 01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:31,316 The MP who served seven years in prison for corruption? 1347 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,350 Yes. 1348 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:35,792 They're old friends, and please don't ruin his evening. 1349 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,276 Fine. 1350 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,870 And remember, Jesus isn't vindictive. 1351 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,515 You know the parable of the prodigal son? 1352 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:48,314 The father welcomes back the son who did wrong? 1353 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:49,196 Yes. 1354 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,714 There is indeed that parable too. 1355 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,798 Exactly. So a good Christian must welcome 1356 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,353 not only migrants, 1357 01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:00,274 but also those who erred and want to start again. 1358 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,790 Because we aren't part-time Christians. 1359 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,436 Right. 1360 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,639 Your Holiness, those were the 24 1361 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,159 most difficult hours of my life. 1362 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:13,750 At six, I had the final group match 1363 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:16,440 of the five-a-side tournament between real estate agencies. 1364 01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:19,120 The winner would reach the semi-final. 1365 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:22,755 It pitted us, Trinacria Real Estate, 1366 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:25,639 against Palermo Immobile, a perfectly apt name, 1367 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:29,310 since nothing in the city has moved since the birth of Jesus Christ. 1368 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,158 They only needed a draw. 1369 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:34,437 Two hours later, dinner awaited me with the Honourable Tano Puccio, 1370 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:37,154 who had thrived for years amid that immobility. 1371 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,599 Our dignity is at stake. 1372 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:42,238 In revenue, Palermo Immobile has never beaten us. 1373 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:44,670 We can't let them do it on the pitch! 1374 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:46,870 We have to break their horns! 1375 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,560 1376 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,879 Your Holiness, the lucky patrons of La Palomba bar 1377 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:57,709 can still say today that they witnessed an epic match. 1378 01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,831 Contrary to their team's name, 1379 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:02,594 Palermo Immobile proved very quick and agile. 1380 01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:04,910 They repeatedly put us under pressure. 1381 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,311 - La Manna, stay with him! - I'm watching him. 1382 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,074 - La Manna, understood? - He's covered, covered! 1383 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:16,672 - Arturo, I said La Manna! - La Manna, yes. 1384 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,798 In the seventh minute of the first half, we took the lead. 1385 01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,632 Goal! Fucking goal! 1386 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,717 1387 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,398 A few minutes later, however, 1388 01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:29,673 Palermo Immobile equalised through the much-feared surveyor La Manna. 1389 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:36,519 Arturo, La Manna! I told you to watch La Manna! 1390 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,393 - I didn't expect that... - Don't bust my balls! 1391 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,760 I was expecting a... 1392 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,229 After 20-odd minutes of fruitless siege, 1393 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,398 - we regained the lead. 1394 01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:49,717 1395 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:51,512 1396 01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:56,112 Palermo Immobile then launched a sustained attack. 1397 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,758 I distinguished myself with some memorable saves. 1398 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,239 1399 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,037 But after all that tension, 1400 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:12,711 one small lapse from me was enough to change the outcome of the match. 1401 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:15,031 I think we'll win, Sunkaru. 1402 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,235 What the fuck are you doing? Leaving the goal open? 1403 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,715 - I was hydrating. - What the fuck are you drinking for? 1404 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:31,115 - It happens. I won't hydrate anymore, 1405 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:32,599 but hydration is important! 1406 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,593 We were out again. 1407 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,837 But with ten minutes left, Tommaso performed a miracle. 1408 01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:40,240 No offence, Your Holiness. 1409 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,560 - Goal! 1410 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:47,479 We could see the semi-final now, Your Holiness. 1411 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:51,791 And then, with one minute left, 1412 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,992 Jesus tested me, as he had 40 years earlier. 1413 01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,390 Surveyor La Manna took a free kick 1414 01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:00,994 that went straight onto the head of the manager 1415 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:04,556 of Palermo Immobile's Agency 15, Oscar Gerlandu. 1416 01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:07,479 Before my eyes, I saw Dino Zoff's save again. 1417 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:09,238 Zoff has saved it! 1418 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,712 As I had challenged God 40 years earlier, 1419 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,751 now he was challenging me. 1420 01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,434 - What goal? What are you saying? 1421 01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:19,756 - It's a goal! A goal! - It was right on the line! 1422 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:23,759 1423 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,112 Calm down, La Manna! We'll take you to court! 1424 01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:32,310 - Go on, get lost. - It was out! 1425 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,078 - Tommaso? 1426 01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:35,633 - Arturo, don't be a prick. 1427 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:38,675 Lads... 1428 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,109 ...truly, I say to you... 1429 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,193 - ...it was in. - It's a goal! 1430 01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:48,675 - It was in. 1431 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:50,478 1432 01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:52,716 - Arturo! - It was a goal. A goal. 1433 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,274 - It was a goal! - Arturo, "Truly, I say to you"? 1434 01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,197 Who are you, the Lord? 1435 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:00,874 Fuck off. 1436 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,914 - What's the pleasure in winning... - Get lost! 1437 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:06,997 ...like that, by cheating? It isn't Christian! 1438 01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,316 If you won't listen to me, listen to Jesus! 1439 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:13,069 Remember what he said: "The truth will set us free." 1440 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,872 Yes, free to tell you to fuck off! 1441 01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,038 Tommaso, I didn't expect that from you. 1442 01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:20,232 Technically, that might be blasphemy. 1443 01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:23,269 Go and bust someone else's balls! 1444 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:25,676 But... 1445 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:28,670 Did you hear that? 1446 01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:30,631 Your Holiness, you said it yourself. 1447 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:34,514 Jesus didn't lie. Truth is the path to conversion. 1448 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,554 Even in five-a-side. 1449 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:38,476 Right. 1450 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,470 Besides, it wasn't even the final. 1451 01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:42,709 But Your Holiness! 1452 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:43,915 All right, of course. 1453 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:47,518 You won a World Cup with an illegal goal. 1454 01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:49,160 It was the Hand of God. 1455 01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:51,875 The Hand of God... Tell that to the English! 1456 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:53,473 "It was the Hand of God..." 1457 01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:55,991 There you are. At last you've arrived. 1458 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:58,839 We lost the match, and Tommaso told me to fuck off. 1459 01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:01,349 All right, tell me later. I need to tell you something. 1460 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:04,631 Don Salvatore is still angry about the Stations of the Cross. 1461 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,991 - Please try not to upset him. - All right... Excuse me. 1462 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:09,790 Don Salvatore! 1463 01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:12,350 Hello. 1464 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,196 - I asked you one thing. - I didn't see him! 1465 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,669 Arturo, stay away from him. Don't make things worse. 1466 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:21,358 All right, don't worry, but... 1467 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:23,755 - Flora, can you come here? - Yes. 1468 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,155 Notary. 1469 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:29,955 How's the knee? 1470 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:31,795 It won't give out. 1471 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,834 - It won't give out! - We understand. 1472 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:37,520 - Hello, good evening! 1473 01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:39,036 Let's switch them on. 1474 01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,037 - Champagne? - No. 1475 01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:43,389 Do you have any pastries? 1476 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:46,279 Arturo, pastries are served at the end of dinner. 1477 01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:47,674 Salvo, bring him some pastries. 1478 01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:49,436 It's better. 1479 01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:51,036 It's better. 1480 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:52,636 Thank you. 1481 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,760 - Flora! - Hey! 1482 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:57,997 Your father did very well to organise this welcome. 1483 01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,196 Tano has been a martyr. 1484 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,155 He endured seven years in prison. 1485 01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,799 I don't know how he did it, 1486 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:07,151 but he did it for the party. 1487 01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:10,957 - Only the Lord helped him. - True. Have you got drinks? 1488 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,640 - Yes, yes. - Take a seat. I'll join you. 1489 01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:16,920 - The prodigal son, Arturo. - The prodigal son, yes. 1490 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,553 - Here you go. - Thank you. 1491 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:19,670 Here, eat. 1492 01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,594 You're here? 1493 01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:22,836 Hey. 1494 01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:26,959 Tommaso, it was only a match. What harm did it do? 1495 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,196 No, nothing... Flora. 1496 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,873 - Hi. 1497 01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:32,877 Excuse me, may I have your attention? 1498 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:36,879 I've just spoken on the phone with our dear friend Tano. 1499 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:41,630 He apologises to everyone for being late, and... 1500 01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:43,675 ...he tells us 1501 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:46,993 that he'll be here among us in a few minutes. 1502 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,640 I must tell you, I'm deeply moved by the thought 1503 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:52,758 of finally embracing him again after so many years. 1504 01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:56,720 Because Tano and I have been brothers for 40 years, 1505 01:26:56,760 --> 01:27:01,675 and I can swear to you on my honour as a pastry chef 1506 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:06,954 that I have never seen him think an evil thought. 1507 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,150 Never, never, never, never. 1508 01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:10,599 The prodigal son. 1509 01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,836 - Friends. - The prodigal son. 1510 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:16,475 I invite you to give our president a fitting welcome 1511 01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:17,874 and thank him 1512 01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:21,311 for the dignity with which he endured the harsh trial of prison. 1513 01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,033 Like Jesus Christ on the cross, 1514 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:26,675 he faced man's unjust sentence with the same dignity. 1515 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,679 Our Tano did not ask himself 1516 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,109 what he was doing among all those sinners, 1517 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:34,118 - but accepted the will of God. - Oh, no! 1518 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:39,471 The prodigal son is all very well, but things happened differently here. 1519 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,710 Father, if you recall the parable, 1520 01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,430 when the prodigal son returns home, he repents. 1521 01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:49,310 He says, "Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you." 1522 01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:53,235 "Steal away, God forgives everyone"— but at least repent. 1523 01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:55,516 - What's he saying? - First comes repentance, 1524 01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:57,716 and only then forgiveness. 1525 01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:00,115 You're turning him into a saint here! 1526 01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:01,395 Arturo! 1527 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:05,074 Since you're so well versed in the subject, 1528 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,640 do you know how Jesus answered Peter, who asked him: 1529 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:13,470 "Lord, if my brother sins against me, 1530 01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:16,471 "how many times must I forgive him? 1531 01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:18,750 "As many as seven times?" 1532 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,439 The Lord answered: 1533 01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:22,989 "I do not say seven times, 1534 01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:25,790 but seventy times seven!" 1535 01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:29,589 Yes, but not 77,000 times seven! 1536 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,713 Arturo, perhaps you'd better leave. 1537 01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:40,356 Right. 1538 01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:42,236 Right. 1539 01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:47,589 I wouldn't want to disturb this lovely community of practising... 1540 01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:49,839 ...unbelievers. 1541 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,880 Yes, because to you, faith must be theorised, 1542 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,600 studied, historicised, 1543 01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:01,753 examined and contextualised, 1544 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:07,717 grasped in all its nuances, and prayed about very, very much. 1545 01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,670 But no! 1546 01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:12,639 It is faith lived out, 1547 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:15,474 deeds and getting one's hands dirty 1548 01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:19,076 that give a Christian meaning and dignity. 1549 01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:24,917 Faith in action moves things, not your comfortable drawing-room faith. 1550 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,518 Come on, Sunkaru. Let's go. 1551 01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:44,956 What are you doing? You look like a Christmas tree. 1552 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,877 What's all this stuff? 1553 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:50,080 Why do you passively accept everything? 1554 01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:54,912 To be clear, this is Sunkaru, a friend of mine. 1555 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:58,072 Just because he's Black, don't mistake him for a butler. 1556 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,237 You haven't even offered him food. 1557 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:06,429 Here, Notary. 1558 01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:09,435 It won't give out. Don't worry. 1559 01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:21,590 Sunkaru, I said we're leaving, so let's leave, all right? 1560 01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:30,077 Sunkaru, eat something. 1561 01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,554 1562 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:41,835 Sorry. I raised my voice a little. 1563 01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:43,951 I was stressed about the match. 1564 01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:47,751 My manner was wrong. I admit that. 1565 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,599 It was a rather disorderly intervention. 1566 01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:54,918 But look at the substance, because if you don't look at the substance... 1567 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:58,112 - I was at fault. - I no longer know where you're going. 1568 01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:01,234 Once, a glance was enough. 1569 01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:03,472 Now I can't find you anymore, Arturo. 1570 01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:05,557 What happened to our relationship? 1571 01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:09,635 I'm a believer too, but I don't understand what you're seeking, Arturo. 1572 01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,591 What are you trying to prove with this behaviour? 1573 01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:14,792 That you're better than us? That you're the only Christian? 1574 01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:17,398 If you want to believe that, do. 1575 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,473 But I think right now you need someone, 1576 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,239 a spiritual father who can guide you, 1577 01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,278 because this extremism is ruining everything. Everything! 1578 01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:31,680 Sometimes it seems you only want to hurt me. 1579 01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:36,639 Flora, I already have a spiritual father. 1580 01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:38,637 He is the one who showed me the way. 1581 01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:41,430 And who is this spiritual father, exactly? 1582 01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:44,675 Erm... 1583 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:48,676 The Pope. 1584 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:50,196 1585 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:52,755 Yes, Arturo. Yes. 1586 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,277 All Catholics look to the Pope for guidance. 1587 01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:58,471 But his words need to be understood, 1588 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:01,319 - and if you had a spiritual father... - Don't you understand? 1589 01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:04,796 He is my spiritual father, personally. 1590 01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:08,557 Well, not quite personally, but it is him. 1591 01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:10,439 Arturo, what are you saying? 1592 01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:19,876 Flora, after the Stations of the Cross, I didn't know what to do. 1593 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:23,237 I missed you so much that I sat in front of the TV, 1594 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:25,874 hoping to see you in St Peter's Square. 1595 01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:29,113 Meanwhile, I consoled myself with a tray of choux. 1596 01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:33,393 When I reached the 35th choux, the miracle occurred. 1597 01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:38,155 The Pope spoke directly to me from the television. 1598 01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:40,800 I went to the bathroom and splashed water on my face, 1599 01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:44,515 and when I returned, I found him sitting in the armchair! 1600 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,398 - The Pope? - Yes! 1601 01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:49,438 - In the armchair! - Yes, incredible! 1602 01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:51,470 I mean, "the Pope"... 1603 01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,879 A vision of the Pope caused by the 35 choux. 1604 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:57,829 - The choux. The Pope. - Yes. 1605 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:02,478 Arturo, what are you talking about? 1606 01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:05,751 It takes a while to explain properly, but in the end, he gave me the Gospel 1607 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:08,440 and said, "Everything you need 1608 01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:10,198 to be a good Christian is here." 1609 01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:12,390 "Try!" So I tried. 1610 01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:13,516 Yes. 1611 01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:17,391 I don't think I can carry on, Arturo. 1612 01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:19,238 I'm sorry. It's best we end it here. 1613 01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:21,112 - Flora, wait! - Let me go. 1614 01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:42,276 Hi, lads. 1615 01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,036 Hi. 1616 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:46,871 Hi, Lucia. 1617 01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,791 What appointments do I have today? 1618 01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,593 Tommaso said you'd better see him first. 1619 01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:02,271 I've reviewed your position. 1620 01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:05,115 It hasn't changed since we discussed it. 1621 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:08,192 - I told you... - Don't bring up the bubble! 1622 01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:10,597 Roberto has sold four flats. 1623 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,870 You haven't rented or sold anything, 1624 01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:16,436 except an old basement for practically nothing. 1625 01:34:16,480 --> 01:34:19,996 It had seepage problems. We were on the verge of fraud. 1626 01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:21,189 Listen, Arturo. 1627 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:23,440 Do you want to take a break? 1628 01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:27,637 - Because of yesterday's match? - The match has nothing to do with it. 1629 01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:29,791 - Then because of the dinner? - No, no. 1630 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:33,434 Because I didn't cover for you with Beatrice? 1631 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:36,478 You should thank me for not telling her last night. 1632 01:34:37,480 --> 01:34:40,120 - Technically, I sinned. - Leave that stuff alone. 1633 01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:41,436 It has nothing to do with it. 1634 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,271 The problem is your attitude at work. 1635 01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:48,471 I understand that you want to be transparent with clients. 1636 01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:52,673 That's right, but our job also means saying things without saying them, 1637 01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:55,234 - omitting them, to preserve the dream. - The dream. 1638 01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:58,078 Do you understand? 1639 01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:00,996 No. 1640 01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:03,634 You used to understand. 1641 01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:07,237 I see things differently now. 1642 01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:09,196 Listen, Arturo. 1643 01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:12,239 Take a proper break 1644 01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:17,029 and ask yourself whether you're still suited to this job. 1645 01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:20,992 Here you go. For you. 1646 01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:34,355 Hi, Salvo. 1647 01:35:35,320 --> 01:35:36,719 Isn't Flora here? 1648 01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,316 No. We haven't seen her today. 1649 01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:43,870 She won't be coming later, will she? 1650 01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:48,279 Look, I couldn't tell you. 1651 01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:57,396 - Sorry, could you box up 35 choux? - Yes. 1652 01:35:57,680 --> 01:35:59,910 - With ricotta. - All right. 1653 01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:20,234 - What did Arturo ask for? - Ricotta choux. 1654 01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:22,751 - Thirty-five? - You see, Your Holiness? 1655 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:24,996 I listened to you and followed what Jesus said. 1656 01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:26,678 What did I gain? 1657 01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:29,838 I lost my job, my friends and the woman I love. 1658 01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,076 - Everything. - And you aren't happy. 1659 01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:34,515 - Who would be? - A good Christian. 1660 01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:36,676 I behaved like a good Christian. 1661 01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:39,519 I obeyed the rules. I did what Jesus said. 1662 01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:41,358 And you did very well. 1663 01:36:41,840 --> 01:36:44,229 Because rules are important, 1664 01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:47,318 and we Catholics are often somewhat allergic to them, 1665 01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:49,670 but they aren't enough on their own. 1666 01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:54,234 Obeying them makes you a good person, but not a good Christian. 1667 01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:58,031 St Francis said a good Christian is happy 1668 01:36:58,080 --> 01:37:00,435 when doors are slammed in his face, 1669 01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:02,073 when he is rejected, 1670 01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:06,154 because he is nourished by the joy of faith. 1671 01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:10,753 Without that, Christianity remains only a list of rules. 1672 01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:13,954 You must be ready to lose everything. 1673 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:19,514 That is the strength that lets you follow Jesus even through the storm, 1674 01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:21,792 seeking no reward, 1675 01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:25,118 and not judging, as you did with Flora. 1676 01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:28,473 Now you want your reward, 1677 01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:31,518 but one isn't righteous to earn God's love. 1678 01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:36,878 You did much, but your gaze stopped at the error, 1679 01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:38,069 at the sin. 1680 01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:43,029 To Jesus, tomorrow's good matters 1681 01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,118 more than today's mistake. 1682 01:37:45,760 --> 01:37:48,400 Otherwise, I would never have become Pope. 1683 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:52,236 Arturo, 1684 01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:58,160 there must be love in everything you do. 1685 01:38:10,480 --> 01:38:15,680 I shouldn't, because pastries are bad for me, but they look delicious. 1686 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:17,630 May I? 1687 01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:24,156 Oh! 1688 01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:27,913 It may be even better than dulce de leche. 1689 01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,472 But let that remain our secret, 1690 01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:34,913 or my Argentinian friends will excommunicate me. 1691 01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:39,430 Oh, it's divine! 1692 01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:42,111 And coming from the Pope, that carries weight. 1693 01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:46,877 I must be mad to think I'm sitting here talking to the Pope. 1694 01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:55,550 I thought the same thing when I was elected. 1695 01:38:56,280 --> 01:38:59,477 They must be mad to have proclaimed me Pope. 1696 01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:00,636 The Pope! 1697 01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:04,276 Mm. 1698 01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:07,993 Arturo was right. You are very talented. 1699 01:39:09,840 --> 01:39:11,717 So you know Arturo? 1700 01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:15,198 Yes, we're rather close. 1701 01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:17,714 He's a good disciple, 1702 01:39:18,440 --> 01:39:20,875 but he still has some way to go. 1703 01:39:22,120 --> 01:39:22,916 You know, 1704 01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:27,875 God loves to test us, always. 1705 01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:30,631 He wants a living Christian, 1706 01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:35,195 and sometimes he entrusts us with rather complicated souls 1707 01:39:35,960 --> 01:39:40,238 who may challenge us, as Arturo did with you. 1708 01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:46,398 You let pride guide you more than your heart. 1709 01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:53,029 So you mean I've failed as a Christian. 1710 01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:55,350 No. No! 1711 01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:59,834 In life, we're always on a journey. 1712 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:03,914 I felt joy in telling the truth, 1713 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:06,719 and in helping others. I did feel joy. 1714 01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:10,790 But, Your Holiness, I'm ready to lose everything except Flora. 1715 01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:14,511 What kind of God would take love from us? 1716 01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:16,557 Indeed, what kind of God would that be? 1717 01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:19,111 Because now, without Flora, I... 1718 01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:21,310 ...am lost. 1719 01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:24,156 So am I. 1720 01:40:26,840 --> 01:40:27,636 Flora? 1721 01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:30,152 - Arturo. - Flora? 1722 01:40:49,080 --> 01:40:50,150 Will you marry me? 1723 01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:52,916 Yes! 1724 01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,154 But on one condition. 1725 01:40:57,720 --> 01:40:58,630 What? 1726 01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:00,913 That you ask me many times. 1727 01:41:01,960 --> 01:41:02,756 How many? 1728 01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:06,520 Seventy-seven thousand times seven. 1729 01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:11,240 - Okay. - Mm. 1730 01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:13,959 Will you marry me? 1731 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:14,916 Yes. 1732 01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:22,514 - Will you marry me? - Yes. 1733 01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:28,109 Will you marry me? 1734 01:41:28,920 --> 01:41:29,716 Yes. 1735 01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:32,750 That's three. 1736 01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:36,395 - Will you marry me? - Yes. 1737 01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:43,639 - And... will you marry me? - Yes. 1738 01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:49,714 - Will you marry me? - Yes! 1739 01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:51,076 Yes? 1740 01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:55,397 - How many are we up to? - You still have a way to go. 1741 01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:02,396 Yes? 1742 01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:06,191 I'd like that aranci... 1743 01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:09,074 - ...na. Arancina. - "...na!" 1744 01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:09,956 Correct. 1745 01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:13,478 How would you like it, a canne or a burro? 1746 01:42:14,160 --> 01:42:16,071 - A burro. - A burro! 1747 01:42:17,880 --> 01:42:21,157 - Take a seat outside. I'll bring it over. - Thank you. 1748 01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:29,516 Piccione! 1749 01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:32,070 - The Pope is here! - What are you saying? 1750 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,235 The Pope! The Pope is here! 1751 01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:40,032 I'm serving the Pope an arancina a burro! 1752 01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:42,710 What the fuck are you talking about? 1753 01:42:42,760 --> 01:42:45,559 You won't believe it. The Pope came in 1754 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:47,511 and ordered an arancina a burro. 1755 01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:50,560 You've hit your head, I'm telling you. 1756 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:53,035 Take it to him. 1757 01:42:53,440 --> 01:42:55,954 Take it to him. Go on. 1758 01:42:57,080 --> 01:43:00,198 - This is wild! The Pope. - Take it to him. 1759 01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:12,190 - The Pope. - Bloody hell, the Pope! 1760 01:43:12,240 --> 01:43:15,437 What did I tell you? Take it to him. Go. 1761 01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:22,874 Your Holiness, your arancina a burro. 1762 01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:24,359 Cutlery? 1763 01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:28,316 No, Your Holiness. Arancine are eaten ch'i mano. 1764 01:43:28,960 --> 01:43:30,917 Ah! Ch'i mano. 1765 01:43:30,960 --> 01:43:32,951 - Yes, Your Holiness, ch'i mano! 1766 01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:34,636 Mm. 1767 01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:40,476 Oh. 1768 01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:43,671 And they say God doesn't exist. 1769 01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:46,635 Your Holiness, do you need anything else? 1770 01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:49,991 A glass of water, coffee, almond milk? 1771 01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,035 Pray for me. 1772 01:43:57,480 --> 01:43:58,754 "Pray for..." 1773 01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:01,750 Surely you should... 1774 01:44:04,080 --> 01:44:05,639 Of course, Your Holiness. 1775 01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:27,430 I'm Pif. 1776 01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:31,314 My name is actually Pierfrancesco, but I lost my surname long ago. 1777 01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:36,434 I'm agnostic, but I had Salesians and nuns at primary school, so... 1778 01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:40,957 No, no! I didn't mean that. Perhaps. I don't know. 1779 01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:44,038 But I'm writing a book, and it's your fault, 1780 01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:48,075 in a good way. It's about a man who, 1781 01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:51,114 to provoke the Catholic world, 1782 01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:55,440 decides to put the word of the Lord into practice, 1783 01:44:55,440 --> 01:44:57,875 every day, even in small things. 1784 01:44:58,240 --> 01:44:59,992 I am a Christian, 1785 01:45:00,480 --> 01:45:04,519 and when someone takes the Gospel and looks at what Jesus did, 1786 01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:11,514 they lose their job, their family. There is that risk, isn't there? 1787 01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:07,875 Oh God, sorry. 1788 01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:10,155 What's wrong, darling? 1789 01:46:11,520 --> 01:46:13,830 I used to be skinny, then I grew a belly. 1790 01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:16,720 No, you can't tell. Only the tiniest bit.