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Ah, hey, Ma Mac.

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Hey. Check this out.

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That is Wyatt,
crying in his therapy session.

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Look at those tears.
That took me half the morning.

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I'm not sure that
a 16-year-old boy is gonna wanna see

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-himself crying on his birthday cake.
-He requested it.

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He loves his therapist.

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-You know your son, Matthew McConaughey?
-I do.

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Well, he might need a little therapy
if what you told me yesterday is true.

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What'd I tell you?

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Wh… You implied that
Matthew and I might be brothers.

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Are you insane?

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I was drunk.

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Drunk people say a lot of silly things.

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Plus I'm old.

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Old people say silly things.

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And I'm a woman
and women say silly things.

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It's just some silly thing that some
old, drunk woman said to a stoned old guy.

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Sounds like an opportunity
for a lot of misunderstanding.

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If you ain't gonna talk,
I'ma find someone who will.

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Find someone who will what, brother?

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-Brother.
-Good morning.

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-Mmm.
-Ah.

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Well, what's cookin',

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-Mr. Governor McConaughey?
-Hey, I like the sound of that.

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Especially on my son's 16th birthday.

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Which is also a big day to hand down
an age-old father-son McConaughey ritual.

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My 16th birthday, I went to pick up
my dad at his favorite bar,

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the Saddle Saloon in Lockhart.

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And he was passed out
under the pool table…

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-Yeah?
-…pants around his ankles,

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bottle of Beam in one hand
and a waitress in the other.

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Different families,
different traditions, brother.

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-Yeah.
-Hey, grab that cake, will you?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay, everybody,
cake and present time.

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I wonder
if the Saddle Saloon is still there.

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Uh…

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Um…

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The real gift is tomorrow morning,

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when you and I embark
on our first father-son deer hunt.

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An age-old McConaughey rite of passage.

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-What a nice birthday gift.
-Hey. Love you.

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Introducing your son to murder.

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McConaugheys are a huntin' breed, bud.

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Always have been.

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You know that killing an innocent animal
is worse than killing a human?

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Uh, what's your algebra there?

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Well, a deer don't frack.

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A itty-bitty baby fawn
never organized a religion.

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A 12-point buck never did an apartheid.

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I've never been prouder.

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Okay, who wants more cake?

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-So where are you...
-Just one second.

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Remind me to call Douglas.

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Remind me to call Frank, not Douglas.

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LOL. Send.

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Well, first of all,
I just wanna say I think

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-you are the next governor of Texas.
-That's good.

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I would not have told my little brother

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I couldn't drive him to rehab
if I thought otherwise.

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And secondly,
I never wanna meet here again.

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Are we in a barn?

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Yeah. It's a quiet place for us to talk,

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'cause we're having a birthday party
for my son up at the house.

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-It's his sweet 16.
-Aw.

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I don't need to see pictures.

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Forgive me for not knowing too much
about the whole election process.

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This is my proverbial first rodeo,
so to speak.

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I love the folksy spirit of this.

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Not personally.
Personally, I find it repulsive,

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but I think it's very good
for the campaign. It's gold.

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So we're about a month out
from any sort of official announcement.

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Right now, we're just setting the table.

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'Cause once that announcement
is out there,

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buckle up chuckle-fucks,
'cause your life's about to change.

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Okay. Well, before we get started,
let me ask a baseline question.

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Why should we hire you as my campaign
manager, Ms. Hillcrest-Barnes-Davies?

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You're not joking? Okay, I'm sorry.

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I thought the way you said
"Ms. Hillcrest-Barnes-Davies"

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like I was your fourth grade teacher
and you were a little boy…

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I've won my last nine elections.
I'm the one you go with if you wanna win.

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And if you don't wanna win,
I will take a selfie with you

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and send it to my brother
because he loves <i>Super stellar</i>

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and I will see myself to the door.

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-No, no, no, we want to win.
-Yeah.

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I think we are just
all meeting each other.

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Getting a feel for the situation.

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I love you playing the role
of this cool, level-headed spouse.

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It really works for you.

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I am gonna get you a stylist, though,

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because the dress you're wearing,
it's made of jeans.

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And I'm gonna get you
a good hairbrush as well.

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Hey, Siri, remind me to get
the wife a good hairbrush.

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Gwen, my platform is my bloodline.

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Okay? I know that.

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Uh, my dad, Big Mac, he was about
faith, family, tradition, Texas.

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The way he built community
and helped people help themselves

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is something that I aspire
to do more of as governor.

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Wow. Okay.

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We're going for
the real Southern boy angle.

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I love it. And I love your delivery.

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-Well, that's the way I speak.
-There's that Hollywood spunk.

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Excuse me. Speaking of family.

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This is Wyatt asking about what time

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-do we leave for the hunt tomorrow.
-Aw.

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Matthew's taking our son
on his first hunt.

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He's a sensitive kid,
but it's important to Matthew.

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He used to go hunting
with his father a lot.

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Val, I'm gonna connect you
with a good storytelling coach,

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'cause my mind started to wander
halfway through your first sentence.

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Remind me to connect the wife
to a storytelling coach.

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Now, next steps.

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A few exploratory meet and greets.
Marketing meetings, stuff like that.

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And mostly, I just want you
to enjoy your last month of freedom

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before I live inside you
and I haunt you like a ghost in a castle.

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Oh, and, um, if you have
any skeletons in the closet whatsoever,

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stuff you wanna get ahead of,
please tell me now.

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Illegitimate children,
war crimes, cults, drugs,

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people you're keeping in a basement.
Pantyhose stuff, foot stuff,

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riding around in cars
with kids that aren't your kids.

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Or even if they are your kids
and you're going too fast.

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Putting your penis out the window.

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Pictures of your penis to people who
want them, people who don't want them.

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And I know it seems like I'm harping
on stuff you could do with your penis,

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but you'd be surprised.

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Most of the stuff that I find
is penis-flavored activities.

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So let me know. I've seen it all.

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There's nothing to worry about.
McConaughey's past is squeaky clean.

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So in the meantime,
Val and I will discuss.

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And thank you for being here.

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We'll get back to you in due time.

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Okay.

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Ha! You're gonna make me pee my pants.

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I'm hired. I'll check in in a few days.

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What the fuck was that?

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All I know is
I raised you girls different.

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Some might say better.

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Raised? Think that
you're using that term quite liberally.

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Well, I…

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I-I like to think
that I set a good example for you girls.

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Mostly of what not to do.

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But at least I know no child of mine
is gonna go hunting.

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You know,
if I wanted to go hunting, I would.

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-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

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The girl who would daintily pick up
spiders and carry them outside the house

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is gonna murder
an innocent fucking creature?

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Un-fucking-likely.

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There's dew on the ground,
as the sun rises.

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Calling young Wyatt.

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Oh, sh…

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Okay, buddy. Big day. Let's hit it.

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Okay, I just gotta
do five minutes in my daily journal

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-and then I'm good to go.
-No, no, no. Do that in the truck.

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Trust me, you're gonna have
so much more to write about tonight.

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-Ah.
-Ow.

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So we've been over
safety and muzzle management.

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Now we just relax
and look out for surprises.

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Hey.

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I wanna go on the hunt.

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Okay.

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You wanna go on the father-son deer hunt
with me and my son Wyatt?

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Yes, sir.

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Okay. Um… What would your dad say?

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I think he'd say that I'm an adult
who can make my own decisions.

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-What do you think, Wyatt?
-Uh, yeah, that's cool.

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We can do the, uh, father-son-Olive trip.

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Let's do it. Load up.

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Shotgun.

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Surprise. I'm coming too.

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All right. We got us
a real, uh, full-house situation.

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You okay, dude?

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You know,
I was just thinking, um,

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you know how they say, like,
when people die, like,

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their lives flash before their eyes? Well…

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Do you think that maybe
the same thing happens with the deer?

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Like they… I don't know, they see their
mother and, like, their brothers and…

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And all their favorite frolics?

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Hey, man, you really don't have
to do this whole hunting thing.

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If this isn't you, that's okay.

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I will shoot you in the leg.
Make it look like an accident.

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You know, out here,
Mother Nature is the great equalizer.

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Time stands still,
memory catches up to you.

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And suddenly everything in your past
and the path you took to get here

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becomes perfectly clear.

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You know, some people say
you can't go back, but I say you can.

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Just gotta look in the right place.

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Wait, isn't that
from your Lincoln commercial?

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Most of it.

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Howdy.

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Well, fuck me in the ass sideways.
You're Woody Harrelson.

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-Yeah. How you doin'?
-So what brings you here?

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You know, I drank my first beer sittin'
right over there when I was ten years old.

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I threw up on that pool table.

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It was actually later the same day.

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-Hmm.
-I'm on a bit of a fact-finding mission.

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I know it's a long shot but, uh…

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I was just wondering
if any of these old-timers

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might remember my dad, Clive Harrelson,

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hanging out here in the late '60s
with a lady friend,

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foul mouth, uh, scary eyes,

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you could imagine her becoming
a lovable sociopath later in life.

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Any of you fellas know Clive Harrelson?

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Anybody?

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Hey, listen, I'll leave the, uh…
the… the wifey's number here for ya,

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and, uh, if you hear anything,
just let me know, yeah?

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Thank you.

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00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,494
Nice pen. Can you… Mind if I…

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00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,120
No. Leave it.

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Oh, yeah. Okay.

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It's hard to find a nice pen like that.

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Hey. You're never gonna guess
who showed up here.

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So are you having a nice hunt?

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Mosquitoes, guns and sap.

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What's not to love?

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How are you? How's your hunt?

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You feel like you're sticking it to Dad?

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Uh, yeah.

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If he ever crawled out of his own asshole
long enough to notice what I'm doing.

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Yeah. He didn't handle
your breakup great, did he?

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You mean when he army crawled
into the ocean 'cause he saw women crying?

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I think maybe the thing about Dad
is that he has terrible instincts

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and his feelings are so big
that he just can't handle them.

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But you can't really say
that he doesn't love us.

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Like, he loves us.

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Like, it's kind of scary
how much he loves us.

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So, maybe just throw him a bone.

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Hmm. Maybe.

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Girls! Move it!

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-All right, let's go. Okay.
-Yeah. Okay.

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I'm starving.

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Anybody notice I was gone?

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Nope, but I noticed you're back.

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Yeah, yeah, I, uh…

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I had to do some errands.

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Picked up some stuff at a store
that sells, uh…

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Stuff.

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You know you left your dishes in the sink?

239
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,938
I figured you got someone
who takes care of that, right?

240
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,856
We do. It's me.

241
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,651
Well, thank you rightly.

242
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,569
So nice out here.

243
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,654
Mm-hmm.

244
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,117
It's so quiet and…

245
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,747
Wh… Why is it so quiet?
Where is everybody?

246
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:13,164
Matthew and Wyatt went on a hunt,
and I think Kai and Olive went with them.

247
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,586
-On the hunt?
-Yeah.

248
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,600
We don't know what you're saying.

249
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,108
It's like watching
a mime who hates himself.

250
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,778
See right down
the creek bed? He's waitin' on us.

251
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,947
Quiet now.

252
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,539
I don't wanna put
too much pressure on you, but…

253
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:55,874
I got my first buck on my very first hunt
on my very first shot.

254
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,256
The fact is, for eight generations
of McConaugheys,

255
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,923
they all got their first buck on their
first hunt on their very first shot.

256
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:07,639
If you don't, I just wanna let you know
you'll be the first.

257
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,559
No pressure.

258
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,895
Now listen to the sound of
the cardinals, the blue jays…

259
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,730
And the…

260
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,194
…red-tailed hawk up there.

261
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,945
That's your soundtrack.

262
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:26,116
An invitation to send that deer to heaven.

263
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,573
You think that deer really go to heaven?

264
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,662
Uh-huh. If they believe in Jesus, they do.

265
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,833
Stock to shoulder, scope to the eye.

266
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,586
Oh, my God, I can't look.

267
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,339
Squeeze.

268
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:44,047
Squeeze. Come on.

269
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,298
No!

270
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,133
-Uncle Woody!
-Stop!

271
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,093
-What the hell?
-Go!

272
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,304
Run free, take nothing for granted!

273
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,473
What is your major malfunction, man?

274
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:56,142
-You almost got yourself killed.
-Better me than the deer.

275
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,477
Oh, really? You dumb-ass.

276
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,395
What are you doing mad at me, man?

277
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,731
-I'm mad at you, motherfucker!
-For what?

278
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:05,485
For kidnapping my daughters
and making them accessories to murder!

279
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,195
Hunt's over. I'm calling it.

280
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,661
Kai, Wyatt, go with Olive.
Y'all take the truck, head on home.

281
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,826
You and me, we got some talking to do.

282
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,912
Oh, yeah. I got some talking

283
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,122
-to do with you, motherfucker.
-Come on.

284
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:23,211
What kind of sicko lures my children
into a cannibalistic ritual?

285
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,046
Man, you got some serious issues.

286
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,634
No, the issue is that you came this close
to gettin' yourself killed, man!

287
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,219
Not to mention that you sabotaged

288
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:34,601
a once-in-a-lifetime bonding experience
between me and my son!

289
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,349
What about my girls?

290
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:40,311
This is one of the few things
I've passed on to my kids.

291
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,439
That I have never harmed
an innocent creature.

292
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:48,945
And I would wager that even in the eyes
of God, it is an unforgivable sin

293
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,159
to take the life of an animal...

294
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,170
Huh.

295
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,585
And you were saying?

296
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,424
Whoo-hoo!

297
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,971
Fresh meat!

298
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,636
I didn't do that, did I?

299
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,601
Did I, like,
suppress a memory or something?

300
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,686
It was me, Wyatt.

301
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,476
-What happened?
-I don't know.

302
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,937
He just came out of nowhere…

303
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,439
Ugh.

304
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:28,026
And now I got blood on my hands,
and I'll never be clean.

305
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,990
Okay. Um…

306
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,866
Uh, do you wanna breathe?
Or maybe do some screaming?

307
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,205
I'll call my guru, Gary.

308
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,245
This is bigger than Gary.

309
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,039
My sweet boy.

310
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,874
I knew today wasn't for you.

311
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,335
My birthday wish is that he wakes up.

312
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,216
He's gonna be okay, right?

313
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,761
Uh… Yeah. Yeah.

314
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,514
Bit of a sensitive group, huh?

315
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,389
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

316
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:02,393
I may have misread
everyone's appetite for this whole ordeal.

317
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,733
I think I might have to recalibrate. Um…

318
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,608
Hey, everybody, we got a meeting
at the fire pit in 20 minutes.

319
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,196
Attendance mandatory.

320
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,910
Goddamn it.

321
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,085
Yeah, Joy,
can you give me a minute, please?

322
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,124
Jo…

323
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,422
Olive?

324
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,421
Listen, just…
just take it easy on me, will you?

325
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:35,718
That… That deer made eye contact
with me right at the point of impact,

326
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,513
and what-whatever
you're thinking to say to me,

327
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,270
just know that I am fragile.

328
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,860
I just feel like this is all my fault.

329
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,193
If I didn't go on the hunt,
you would've never killed that deer and…

330
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,574
It's not your fault.

331
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:59,872
And you have many legitimate reasons
to be pissed at me.

332
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:05,586
But for what it's worth,
I'm glad that you don't kill spiders.

333
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:11,758
I know.

334
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:29,610
And I guess I'm really glad
that in our family, we don't hunt.

335
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:34,323
So…

336
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,826
Guess you could say…

337
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,337
You're glad I raised you that way?

338
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,716
Again, I take exception to "raised," but…

339
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,510
Yeah, sure.

340
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,845
If it stops you from crying.

341
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,846
Stop crying.

342
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,931
I'm not crying.

343
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,349
-Oh, yeah?
-No, I'm just…

344
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:07,189
The pollen is insane today.

345
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,104
Well, folks,
um, I think it's fair to say

346
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:14,150
that today has not gone
as I planned it to go.

347
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,902
I really thought that right about now,

348
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:19,868
me and Wyatt would be celebrating
his first hunt, his first kill.

349
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,909
Handing a bloody deer heart
back and forth,

350
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,702
seeing who could get the biggest bite.

351
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,502
Salivating over that son of a bitch,
getting bloody. You know?

352
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,008
But, um…

353
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,968
That seems to be a bit tone-deaf
of an idea right now.

354
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:40,973
Um…

355
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:45,390
Reminds me of a book in the Bible,
Ecclesiastes, um,

356
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,646
about there being a time for everything.

357
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,562
Well, there's a time to eat a deer heart

358
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,772
and there's a time
not to eat a deer heart.

359
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,065
Yeah.

360
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,401
So with that I'd like to say,
thank you, deer.

361
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,485
You were a good deer.

362
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,029
-Don't touch it.
-My son, Wyatt, is not going to

363
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,781
take a bite of your heart today.

364
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,785
But I am going to make
a toilet paper holder out of your antlers

365
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,788
-that is going to go in the powder room.
-Mm-mmm.

366
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,790
But we're gonna do that in private,
me and him.

367
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,876
With that, I say amen.

368
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,377
-Amen.
-Amen.

369
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:20,508
Now to the man who is responsible
for killing this animal today.

370
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,802
Accidentally.
One hundred percent accidentally.

371
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,095
I was there.

372
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,351
Woody? Like to say a few words?

373
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,894
That was beautiful.

374
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,984
I didn't know this deer's story.

375
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:39,235
But in his silence, I see my own.

376
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,988
What in the hell is he talking about?

377
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,489
The weight…

378
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,955
…of untold truths.

379
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:52,711
The search for belonging.

380
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,883
Quiet ache of things left unsaid.

381
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:05,178
And so that is why this day
feels heavier than just the loss of life.

382
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,767
Because sometimes

383
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:13,565
the hardest part is carrying
what we don't understand.

384
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,449
I honor you.

385
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:29,869
I know you would've been
a dear friend, deer friend.

386
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,796
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was a joke.

387
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,177
-Oh.
-Oh. Okay.

388
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,760
His eye's still moist.

389
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,767
Good night, sweet prince.

390
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,478
-Can I kiss the dead deer?
-No.

391
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:57,317
I'm gonna try each
and every day to live a good life,

392
00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,984
to be a honest American
and a truthful Texan,

393
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,698
-just like you.
-Hey, Wood?

394
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,947
There's some guy calling for you,
named Creaky Joe

395
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,866
from a bar called the Saddle Saloon?

396
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:10,577
Oh, yeah, Creaky Leaky Joe. Great guy.

397
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,954
Yeah, he's helping me research a role.

398
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:16,170
Hey, uh, see you on the other side, amigo.

399
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:21,171
Please stop giving out
my number to strangers.

400
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,906
Hmm. Hello?

401
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,203
Anybody home?

402
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,253
Creaky Joe?

403
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,210
Oh.

404
00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:06,549
Wakey-wakey, motherfucker.

405
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:12,722
Guys, I think there's been
some kind of misunderstanding here.

406
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:15,350
Can you get that instrument of war
out of my face?

407
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,101
I've had enough guns for one day.

408
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,561
Don't think so.

409
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,646
Who are you guys?

410
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:22,319
We are the Travis Brothers.

411
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,195
Am I meant to know who that is?

412
00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:31,991
Motherfucker, we shot a man
in Corpus Christi for smil…

413
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,493
Hey, hey, hey.

414
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:35,666
Don't tell people about our killing.

415
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:40,917
Look, your daddy owed us
a big pot of money.

416
00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,211
And then he skipped town.

417
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:46,130
And now it's our turn to collect.

418
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:49,884
If by "skipped town"
you mean indefinitely incarcerated,

419
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,720
I could see this debt
continuing for some time, hey.

420
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,518
Oh! Okay.

421
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:56,687
Okay, I'll pay you.

422
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:58,726
Don't mess with my moneymaker.

423
00:23:58,730 --> 00:23:59,936
Where's the money?

424
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:03,106
I don't just carry money around with me.

425
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,274
I mean, I'm an actor.

426
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,693
I'll have
my business manager wire it to you.

427
00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:08,862
-How much is it?
-$1,800.

428
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:14,033
You knocked me on the head and
waved the <i>pistol a</i> in my face over $1,800?

429
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:16,494
You're goddamn right we do…

430
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,329
Hey! Stop trying to yell.

431
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,040
You ain't got the saliva for it.

432
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,084
That was in 1972.

433
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,003
With interest compounded,

434
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:29,215
you owe us $191,000.

435
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:32,969
Guys… …I don't have
that kind of money sittin' around.

436
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,429
I live in a bus.

437
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,222
My wife knits my socks.

438
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,766
I saw your house in Malibu.

439
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,602
<i>Architectural Digest</i>.

440
00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,896
If it's any consolation,
it's a real money pit.

441
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,315
I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna do.

442
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:48,818
You've got the Houston phone book
on your chest.

443
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,240
We're gonna shoot ya.

444
00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:54,282
Bullet's gonna stop somewhere
around M, God willing.

445
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:59,329
And if you don't pay us,
we're gonna strap Beaumont to your chest.

446
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,126
'Cause Beaumont ain't as big as Houston.

447
00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:04,751
That's implicit
in what I was sayin', motherfucker!

448
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,461
Well, maybe it wasn't clear.

449
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,463
Maybe he's never been to Beaumont.

450
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:09,881
You been to Beaumont?

451
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,007
Listen, guys.

452
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:13,927
I-I don't have the money to pay you.

453
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,637
I don't have a means to pay you.

454
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:16,930
What about your computer?

455
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:18,806
Yeah, your phone. One of those cash apps.

456
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,898
If you let me go,
I promise to come back here and pay you.

457
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,275
Fuck this bitch.

458
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:27,861
Go get Beaumont.

459
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,193
Don't get Beaumont!

460
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,533
You two pencil-dicked Travis assholes,

461
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,493
you best untie that boy right quick.

462
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,663
Before I finish
the job diabetes started on ya.

463
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,206
You heard her.

464
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,458
All right, don't get hasty.

465
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:46,960
We're doin' it, Ma Mac.

466
00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:49,967
Oh. Very odd you call her Ma Mac too.

467
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,175
-Holy shit, I've been shot!
-Jesus Christ.

468
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,302
I didn't think
the thing was loaded!

469
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,721
You're in no condition to carry live ammo.

470
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,307
Don't tell me what to do
in front of our goddamn victim!

471
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,768
Oh, my God. They were right.

472
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:04,773
It stopped at the M.

473
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:06,980
Told ya.

474
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:11,734
Ma Mac, thank you so much.

475
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,570
You just saved my bacon.

476
00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:14,863
How'd you know I was here?

477
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:18,245
'Cause I heard your wife
take the call, you moron.

478
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:23,955
Now listen to me. I told you there
is nothing for you to be bothered about.

479
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:27,417
But you just can't leave
well enough alone, can you?

480
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:31,175
And now you done kicked
over a hornet's nest.

481
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:36,050
You only get one of those, motherfucker.