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Hey, hey, hey, hey! No!

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I don't forgive you
because what you did...

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I know, I know... But I can't waste
any more of my life.

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Well, it's an apology. No, it's a
quiche for intercoursing my wife.

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Why did you with Dom? I mean,
you can't have loved him.

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Christ, no!

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When we were...

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..Was I...?

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Do you mean,
were you better than your mum?

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Oh, my god, no! No, forget it!
Oh, no, no, no!

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Do you have a good
support network?

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I've got friends.
Well, I've got a friend.

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There's Billy.
I want to take you on a date.

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Proper date. One foot wrong
and you're back in prison.

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So don't forget that.

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There are people who want to
poison

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my daughter's memory with lies
and slander.

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I was 17. And you were the grown up.

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It wouldn't be hard
to dismantle you.

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This community has got us
through the darkest of times.

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We'll make sure we're not
dragged into the darkness again.

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Once upon a time there were
three little piggies who were just

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trying to live their lives.

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But the big bad wolf wanted to
destroy them.

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He couldn't help himself.

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The first little piggy built a house
of straw and tried to live in it.

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But the big bad wolf wanted to eat
her up, so he blew the house down.

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She tried to run away
but he found her.

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She was his now and he was going
to eat her slowly, a bite at a time.

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The second little piggy built
a house of sticks

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but he ran that over in his car.

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Tried to kill her, the bastard.

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But thankfully she got away.

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The third little piggy was fed up.

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He'd ruined her childhood,
taken her virginity,

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so she built herself a house
of bricks and nothing could get in.

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But he kept on
and on trying to blow it down.

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Until one day,
she decided she had had enough.

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Oh. Ok? Er, yeah. I'm amazing.
I'm on fire.

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I'm powerful like a ninja
and no-one is ever going

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to mess with me again. Where's Mandy?
I don't know.

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But do you know where her
wonderbra is? Because

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I need to make myself
look more womanly.

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She said she was returning my waffle
maker but she's not at cookfellows.

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She, she was at the churchyard
and now she's at the pier.

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So she's on the pier. What?
Well, you just asked where she was.

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Did I? Yeah. She's on the pier.

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Er, so how do you even know that?
From her phone.

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Are you... Are you tracking your
wife? Not her, her phone.

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She loses it a lot.
Ok, so what is the problem?

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Apart from the fact that you're
a spy and I need to make my tits
look bigger.

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She should be in cookfellows.
It closes at 8pm.

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I bought it in the sale
and if she doesn't

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return it by 8pm, it's unreturnable.

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I'd go find her but... yeah,
but you don't want her

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to know that you're stalking her.
Not her, her phone.

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Aaagh! It's a waffle maker, mark.

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I've got my first ever
date in 20 minutes.

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I'm making mashed potato.

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It's my first ever date
in my whole life ever!

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Please? Oh, ok fine. Fine.

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Did she seem ok?
Where exactly, is she?

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Well, she's at the lighthouse now.
That's really creepy, mark.

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Don't tell her.
It's really fucking creepy.

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Thanks.

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You're just as annoying as you
were at school, by the way!

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Thank you.

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Sighs fuck's sake.

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Mandy?

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Hello? Mandy?!

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Oh, jeez! What are you doing here?
What are you doing?

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I'm looking for Mandy, not you.
She's not here.

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Mandy?!
I guess it's just you and me.

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No-one for miles.
Are you threatening me?

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Just stating the facts.
Just stop it! Stop it!

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None of this will bring her back.

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I don't know what you're
talking about.

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I don't like you, you don't like me.
But I don't wish you ill.

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Just go home, go back to your life.
I wish you ill.

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Oh, Jesus Christ! Why is everyone
hiding in a lighthouse?

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If you go near my daughter again,
I will fucking...

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It was cold, she was walking home.

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She scoffs I was being a gentleman.

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Look, I know what you're doing.
You're trying to mess with my head.

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She reminded me of you.
You fucking arsehole!

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Rise above him, Mandy!
You're a bully! A

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horrible, horrible... Yes, he is.
He is but...

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I'm good friends with
the school governors.

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I think I'm going to have
a word with them,

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suggest you take some time off.

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Unstable, danger to the school.

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Beeping
stop it! Oh, god, she's hungry.

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I will, I will feed her later.

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Can you just leave her alone?!
We have to make peace.

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Little whore. Oh, come on!

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You wolf! Guys, enough! Ok? Enough!

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Mandy, go home,
I need to borrow a wonderbra.

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And, John, I'm going to start
calling you John,

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just stop it, drop it.

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You used to make a mean lasagne.

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Be that guy, be lasagne guy.

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Not this super villain.

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Hey, look, I know that you suffered
a terrible tragedy at my hands,

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but don't you worry, I am paying
for that every second of my life.

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You, you're a free man,
you can go... free?!

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How dare you?
You can never escape grief.

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I know, I know. Believe me. I know.

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And I... I will never stop being
sorry for the grief that

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I have caused you.

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But you can do better than this.

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Don't get stuck in this.

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We have to live our lives
as best we can.

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For her. For Lara. Yes, yes!

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Yeah? Ok, come on.
Let's, let's go home.

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Mobile phone rings oh, sorry. Shit.

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Ah, Billy, hi, yeah,
I'll be there in 20.

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I've never been more
excited in my life.

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Mandy gasps

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Mandy, what... What the fuck?!
Whoo... whoops!

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Whoops? Er... I need a spliff.

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I... I need a spliff.
Why did you do that?

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He... He smirked. He smirked?
And... And smirking is fucking awful.

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Oh! Oh, is he dead?

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No, he might not be. I think he is.
Oh, my god!

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No, don't! Don't touch him!
I'm not going to touch him!

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Ok, ok!
If I go anywhere near him, I am in
prison for life, do you understand?

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I've already done that once for you
and I'm not doing that again.

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It was a mistake.
You fucking killed him.

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It was a slap.
You smashed his face in.

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He smirked! Oh, my god, fuck!
Anyway, he... He might just.

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He might be sleeping.

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He's not sleeping,
you crazy fucking idiot!

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Look, don't you be angry with me
and don't shout at me

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because I am your best friend.

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You are officially the worst best
friend in the world ever, ever,

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ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever. No, sorry, that is not fair...

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You have just killed someone
in front of your best friend

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who has been in prison
for killing our best friend.

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Do you have any idea
how bad that is?

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I need... I need... I need a wee.
A wee? Oh, my god, Mandy!

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Oh, god. Christ!

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I've got money,
let's go to Thailand. No!

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Car! Er, I've got the car!

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We, we can drive off
like Thelma and Louise...

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Go drive yourself into a canyon!

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I thought they got to the
other side?

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No! Oh, my god,
they kill themselves!

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What? That... That is so sad!

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Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,

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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

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Do you know what?
This is your mess, Mandy. No!

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Yeah, it's all yours.
Call an ambulance.

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I am going to go and see Billy
because it's very, very

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important to me and you have already
stolen the first part of my life.

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You do not get this bit!

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Oh, miri! No! No.

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Shit! I'm sorry.

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But you shouldn't have been
such a prick.

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Oh, ok. Erm...

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Gosh, you're already in... yup.
Up early.

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I'm helping the ladies with the food
bank in the morning.

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Oh, right. So you're officially back
in the... yup.

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Good.

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Doorbell rings

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what? Good god. It's 7.30pm.

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Who could possibly be...
I've no idea.

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Doorbell rings repeatedly

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hi. Dom?
What on earth are you doing here?

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Sorry. I'm just, I'm cold. Go home.

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She won't let me.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.

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I need a poo. Please.

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Just one poo. What?
I just... I just need one.

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I've been living in my car
for the last three weeks.

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I just need to have a
poo in a warm loo.

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And then I'll go.

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His lips are blue. Oh, for god's
sake. Ah, it's coming...

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Oh, oh, go on. In you go. Christ!

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Well, thanks a lot.

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Well, you let him in!

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He was about to do
a turd on our doorstep, Caroline.

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He had pants on.

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Surely they'd have held it!

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Mobile phone rings

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Billy? Hiya. Are you ok?
Sorry, yeah. I'll be there in a sec.

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Oh, oh, oh. Ok.

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Dad! Has she been on my bike again?
Urgh!

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Can we just make her leave!? Oh.
Er, come in. Er...

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Don't take her bike again.
She's got a real temper.

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Cool. Hey, thanks for that.

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Whatever you said worked. What?
Mandy's in cookfellows.

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I mean what's the use, you know,
if the middle is gooey?

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I'll refund the card. Oh, yeah.

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Amazing. Amazing, thank you so much.

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Thank god.

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I mean, I know you thought
I was being a pain,

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but it was like £59.99 so you can
understand that, er... yeah.

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Do you think she loves me? Er, yes.

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Yeah. Do you? Uh, huh. I don't know.
I'm sure she does.

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I mean,
we haven't been intimate in years.

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Mobile phone bleeps ah, well... ooh.

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I mean, I know she watches porn.
Oh, fuck. But er...

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I am... I'm so sorry,
but I'm running incredibly late.

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Can we talk about - oh, ok?
That's right, yeah.

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Just er, cry it all out.

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Let it, let it all go.

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Let it, let it all out. He sobs heavily

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bye-bye. You'll be fine.

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Er, I'm sorry, bye. He continues sobbing

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fuck you. Argh! Please, cerys.
I am so, so late.

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I'm begging you. No way.
It's the last time. No!

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Sobbing from upstairs
your dad, he's... He's crying.

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00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,880
Why don't you make him
a cup of tea or something?

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Did you make him cry? Erm... no, no.

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Just.... he needs you.

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00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:17,440
Oh, wow! Wow! Right.

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She sighs

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oh! Hello! How are ya? In there.

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Oh, I didn't think you'd come.
Oh, as if!

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Yeah! A scooter. That's nice. Oh,
yes. I just really love them. Yeah.

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Err... hey. Hi. Ok.
Oh, how are you doing?

221
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,880
Nervous. Yeah, please sit.

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00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,240
Wow, you've got some,
some eyes there!

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00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,840
Oh, yes. Yeah. It's lovely.
Thank you. Yeah. Ahh!

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So welcome to your first date.

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Did you hire this whole place?
Yeah, yeah. No.

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It's 8.30 in hythe.

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Sirens wail

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are you ok? Yeah.

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I was just checking
if my scooter was ok, and it's ok.

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Oh, right.

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So then, many eyes, I got you this.

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And I know it makes you gassy

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but I just thought, you know,
special occasion. Thank you.

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Yeah. There you are.

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Ok, good.

236
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Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

237
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Are you all right? Mm. Yeah?

238
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Just very excited. Yeah.

239
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This is taking a very long time.

240
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,840
Well, you've been known to...
Oh, fuck off, Caroline.

241
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,160
It's quiet.

242
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,920
Do you think he's ok?
Oscar, you should have said.

243
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,280
I look ridiculous!
Why don't you put on your lipstick?

244
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,560
You want to look at your best,
don't you? I knew it. What?

245
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,560
You haven't forgiven me at all.
I have. You haven't.

246
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,160
Those were words.
You're still furious. I'm not.

247
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,080
You are. I am not! Yes, you are.
I've felt it for weeks.

248
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,400
Oh, nonsense. You don't want to be
near me. Ludicrous.

249
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Cutting me out of your life
with your silly campaign.

250
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,240
My "silly campaign"
is trying to save the planet,

251
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unlike your coven of ungodly
witches.

252
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,120
Well, they're nicer to me
than you are at the moment!

253
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,520
Oh, excuse me
if I'm not in the jolliest of moods,

254
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:47,360
but the man who defiled my wife is
currently defiling my toilet!

255
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,320
See! There it is! Fine!

256
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,680
I thought forgiving you would be
easier than this!

257
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It was never going to be.

258
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,080
It was just the beginning.

259
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:05,080
Mmm. Mmm, it's yummy.

260
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,120
He laughs

261
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,200
I erm, I have some news. Oh?

262
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,560
Yeah, I er,
I bought an ice cream van on ebay.

263
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,880
It arrives tomorrow. Oh, wow, Billy!
Yeah.

264
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:21,080
I had a plan to do that eventually,
but maybe we could... Together?

265
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I mean, I know you officially
start at the supermarket on Thursday

266
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but in the future maybe we could be
the ice creamers or something.

267
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,280
You know?

268
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Travel around in our little van and
I could fix gardens too and erm...

269
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:42,920
Well, we'd be free, you know.

270
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And erm, we could be our own bosses
and go on adventures.

271
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,680
But, do you know what, absolutely
not if you don't... no, no.

272
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,440
It... It...
It's the best thing I've ever heard.

273
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,800
Really. Oh, good. Oof!

274
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He laughs and sighs

275
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,680
what?

276
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,360
Oh, is that blood?

277
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,120
It's period. What? What?

278
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:17,160
Period? In... In... In your....
In your hair? Yeah.

279
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,960
It happens sometimes. It's on your
neck. Yeah. How, how does it, erm...

280
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,240
Erm, it's from my hands. Mm-hm.
Cos...

281
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,080
When I change my period and then it,
it gets on my hands and... oh.

282
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,840
And then I touch my hair.
And then I touch my neck.

283
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,960
Wow. Yeah.

284
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,560
Well, you should just erm, you
should just wash your hands more.

285
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,960
I should, I know. Yeah.

286
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,640
That is... that is a lot for
somebody just to process.

287
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,240
It's disgusting. I'm disgusting.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

288
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,200
Are you crying?
I'm... I'm bad news, Billy.

289
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,320
Oh, come on.
Just wash your hands more.

290
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,840
It's basic hygiene... no, you
shouldn't be involved with me.

291
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,080
I am a shit magnet.
Or just use hand gel.

292
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,000
It's fine. Billy... yes? Billy...

293
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,280
It isn't period on... On my hair.
Oh, thank Christ! Oh!

294
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,160
No! Listen to me, listen to me.
Yeah.

295
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,840
You're not going to want to be
with me after this. Hey...

296
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,720
But all I ask is that you believe me
if you can believe me.

297
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,520
Please believe me.

298
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:27,080
This, this blood, it's...
It's someone else's blood.

299
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,000
At the lighthouse, do you remember
that you, remember you,

300
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,600
remember you called me?

301
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,000
And I... I hung up.
Because behind me, Mandy,

302
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,640
she smashed Lara's father in the
head and I think that he is...

303
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,200
Oh, god. And so I... I...
I just... I just... I... I ran.

304
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,920
I left... I left Mandy to be,
to be with you

305
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,440
and to not be near the scene because
it doesn't look very good for me...

306
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,120
No, no, no. No, it doesn't, miri.

307
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,360
Why does everyone around you
keep dying?

308
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,000
I didn't touch him, ok?
I didn't touch him.

309
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,120
And I was trying to make peace.
And I thought that I sort of had...

310
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,360
Fuck sakes, miri!

311
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,280
Fuck! Why does this
happen to you all the time?

312
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,760
Drama. I'm sorry.

313
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,120
I'm going to... hey, hey, hey.

314
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,920
I believe you. What?

315
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,160
I believe you. No, you don't.

316
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,720
Miri, I'm in. You're what? I'm in.

317
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,680
What does that, what does that mean?
It means I'm in.

318
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,640
In for the long haul.
Rain or shine, you know?

319
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,760
Dead people or no dead people.

320
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,600
But we haven't even,
like, done it yet.

321
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,640
Like sexy stuff,
we haven't done that yet...

322
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,920
No, no, we haven't.
But we will. Or we won't, in time.

323
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,680
In your time. But, hey, I'm in.

324
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,360
I'm in, miri Matteson.

325
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,040
You won't get rid of me now.
Why? Gut instinct.

326
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,240
I think you're a good egg
who's had some bad luck.

327
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:14,040
I... I am a good egg. You are.
A really good egg. You are.

328
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,240
Shall we go and sort this out? Yes.

329
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,800
Ok, it's been an hour now.
No excretion should take this long.

330
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,080
It's ludicrous.
We should check on him.

331
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,920
What? Well, I'm not going in there!
We have to do something, Oscar.

332
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,880
He might be... Dead or something.
Well, why would he be...

333
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,280
Because it's been an hour!

334
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,080
Hello?

335
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,360
If you're finished, might
we suggest you wipe up and leave.

336
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,640
Please. "Wipe up"?

337
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,840
I didn't know what else to say.
Wipe up? Good god.

338
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,560
Listen boy, it's time to go.

339
00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,360
Shit or get off the pot.
Oh, that was much better.

340
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:06,640
Dom, get off our toilet and leave
immediately or we're coming in!

341
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,160
Oh, god. What? He's slumped forward.
What?

342
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,240
Christ. He looks dead.

343
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,760
Well, you can't die from...
But maybe he's taken something.

344
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,880
Drugs. God!

345
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,360
Should we call an ambulance?

346
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,800
One, two, three.

347
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,280
He roars

348
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,680
Dom? Thank god. Dom snores

349
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,840
wake up! Dom.

350
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,600
He continues snoring

351
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,720
well, I can see what you saw in him.

352
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,760
She chuckles bugger off.

353
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,520
Both chuckle

354
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,040
hey, it's fine.
Everybody in this town's asleep.

355
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,680
He's gone! Thank god.

356
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,040
Mr... John! John? Hey, hey.
He must be ok.

357
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,200
Maybe it was concussion?

358
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,800
Well, I did tell her to call
an ambulance. Yeah.

359
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,240
She probably did that.
He's probably in hospital.

360
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:25,160
Yeah, ok. It's good news!
Come on, it's fine.

361
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,360
It stinks. Mandy did a wee.

362
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,120
John? Miri, it's fine.
He's not here.

363
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,600
John?

364
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,120
Come on. Yeah.

365
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,920
And the three little piggies,
they were safe and sound.

366
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,040
And they all ate up
the big bad wolf.

367
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,160
And lived happily ever after.

368
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:01,000
I thought two of the piggies died.
No, not in my version.

369
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,680
I hate the big bad wolf. Me too.
Her voice breaks

370
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:11,840
why are you crying? Because I love
you. And your stupid dad.

371
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,720
Me? Yeah. And your horrible sister.

372
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,960
I just, I love you all.

373
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,880
Shut the fuck up!
I can't hear the telly!

374
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,520
Mandy stifles sobs

375
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:48,160
♪ in between two tall mountains

376
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:59,680
♪ there's a place they call lonesome

377
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:06,680
♪ don't see why they
call it lonesome

378
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:12,880
♪ I'm never lonesome when I go there

379
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,760
♪ see that bird
sitting on my windowsill

380
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,760
♪ well he's saying whip-poor-will
all the night through

381
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,960
♪ see that brook
running by my kitchen door

382
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:35,080
♪ well, it couldn't talk no more
if it was you

383
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,480
♪ up that tree
there's sort of a squirrel thing

384
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,280
♪ sounds just like we did
when we were quarrelling

385
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,280
♪ in the yard I keep a pig or two

386
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,400
♪ they drop in for dinner
like you used to do

387
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,920
♪ I don't stand in the need
of company

388
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,720
♪ with everything I see
talking like you

389
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,600
♪ see that bird sitting
on my windowsill

390
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,440
♪ well, he's saying whip-poor-will
all the night through

391
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:15,840
♪ just whip-poor-will
all the night through

392
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:23,560
♪ in between two tall mountains

393
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:31,120
♪ there's a place they call lonesome

394
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:39,040
♪ don't see why
they call it lonesome

395
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:46,680
♪ I'm never lonesome now
I live there. ♪