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Ok, six weeks out.

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How are you coping with
life outside the facility?

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I am on it like a car bonnet.

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This is getting silly, miri.

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'You slept with Dom.'
I'm not like you, dad,

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I can't just pretend nothing
happened.

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There are no local environmental
groups in this town.

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Social media, here I come.

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My only purpose is to be
the town pariah.

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Tina tiny tits,
you're so weak, you're a freak.

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And then you become a policewoman
with a truncheon.

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I was never here.

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Do you understand? Yes.

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I saw Lara's mum - mrs boback.

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I've left him.

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Miri, if there's something
bothering you...

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Look, nothing is bothering me.
It's just... can you just drop it?

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I don't forgive you.

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I can't.
But we have to work it out.

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For Lara.

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And also I need somewhere to stay
before I kill my fucking parents.

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It's the rage I find the hardest.

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The fury that she gets to live when
she took my little girl from me.

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Congratulations, the job is yours!

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And I want to stop her.

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Halt her.

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Destroy her.

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♪ There is a crying in my heart

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♪ that never will be still

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♪ like the voice of a lonely bird

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♪ behind a starry hill

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♪ my feet are slow, my eyes
are blind

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♪ my hands too weak to hold

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♪ it is the universe I seek

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♪ all life I would enfold. ♪

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Bye.

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♪ There is a crying in my heart

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♪ that never will... ♪

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he roars

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hi. Oh, hi. How, are you?

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I was, I was just coming to see you.
Yeah.

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Erm, I'm so sorry
about the other day.

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Yeah, I thought maybe
it was an excuse for you not to...

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Oh, no! No, no, no.
I just had to sort some stuff out.

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And I did.

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And I'm here now.

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Well, I'm just packing up
some of Anna's stuff, so...

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Oh, well, can I help you?

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No! No, no, no, don't be silly.
I can help you.

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Really? Please.

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Ok, come on. Yeah!

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She liked stuff.

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You must really miss her. Yeah.

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Yeah, she was... Unconventional.

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Kind of amazing.

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I mean, she'd shit in a box
and send it to your mum,

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but she'd also flamingo dance
topless in the middle

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of Times Square
just cos she felt like it.

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She was an adventure.

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Never met anyone like her before.

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And... I have...

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..Never met anyone like you
before either!

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Erm.

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Drink? Do you want...? Yes, thank
you. Right, I'll get you...

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Hmm...

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She yelps I got you an
um bongo just because...

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Whoa! Oh, no, no, no! No! No.

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No!
No, no! She had a very high...

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You don't need to explain,
it's fine. Look, it's funny.

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Because she liked to pretend
to be a horse.

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Oh! Wow! That sounds,
that sounds fun!

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No, no, no, the thing is,

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she sometimes,
she would like to put these...

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Great, great! ..Up...
Oh, my god, erm,

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I'm so sorry, I've just... Remembered
that I have to go to my parents'.

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Yeah. We need to get some stuff.

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Yes. So I hope I've been of use. No.
Wait. Oh, before I go,

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I'm just gonna... Clear up the mess
that I made.

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I can do that, please, don't touch
that. That's already been in a hole.

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An actual arsehole.

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Oh-oh! Argh! A Willy! Oh, my god.

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Erm... ok, I can't get that one in.

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It's ok, it's ok. Look...

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Hey, this has been so much fun.
It's so nice to see you!

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Just... and I'll see you again soon.
Oh, oh! Oh, Jesus Christ!

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Oh, god! Right. Ah, what fun!

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Yeah. Bye.

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Erm...

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Door closes

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I saw miri.

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Which one? The real one.

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She was outside Billy's.

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I miss her, Oscar.

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I don't know what to do with myself.

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Well, maybe you should do something
for someone else for a change.

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I do, I...

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Well, I...

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Sometimes I...

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I can't work out
this bloody Instagram thing.

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I'm trying to start
a "make hythe clean" account,

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but I... I keep taking photos
of my chin.

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Maybe I could help?
Take the photo for you?

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You're just as bad at phones
as I am.

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And, anyway, it's all about
the selfie, apparently.

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Gulls caw

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oh, my god.

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Phone rings

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hello? Miri, I'm here.

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Where? Here!

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Next to the lube.

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What, there's lube on the beach now?
Christ!

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What? No!
I'm at the supermarket.

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I just spoke to your boss. Oh! Oh,
can you believe I got the job?!

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Of course. Angela's my link.
She gives all my girls a chance.

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Oh, right. Ok.

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But you can't start yet
because you're not in the system.

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What? She emailed you?

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Well, I don't have an email yet.

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Oh, listen up, grandma. You've got
to be in the system by today or

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they can't put you on the payroll
until next month.

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So you need to get down here with

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your national insurance number...
Ok.

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And, of course, your bank details.
My bank details. Yeah.

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Miri, please tell me
you've got a bank account?

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I have got a bank account.

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Good. Otherwise you've flopped this
before you've even started, girl.

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She chuckles
now, leave me alone. Oh, shit.

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Cherry flavoured.

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Boom! Oh.

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Quiet chatter

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I've brought you some...

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Chlamydia? No. A donation.

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Food. And I have time, if... If I can
be of any use to the church group?

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I think this town has had enough
of you, Caroline.

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Unbelievable.

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Footsteps approach

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I thought you'd gone out.

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I've got a sore tummy.

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Where are you going?
Rubbish doesn't clear itself.

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I've got a town to motivate.

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I'd come with you,
but I'm hythe's most-hated woman.

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Yes, you are fairly divisive.

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But they'll forget.

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They always do.

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But, will he?

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Phone vibrates

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miri Matteson. It's m-a-t-t...

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No, it's not coming up.
When did you last use the account?

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Erm... around spring 2001?

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2001? Yeah.

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Right. Well, that's an awfully long
time ago. I do...

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Well, I did have an account here...
In 2001?

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Yeah, I just haven't used it.
Since 2001?

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I'm aware that that might seem
a little bit strange...

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You haven't used your account
for 18 years? Look, I'm not lying!

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I had all the pigs! The pigs?

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Yeah! The one in the kilt.

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You had a pig in a kilt? Yeah.
And the one, erm, with the top hat.

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Right, it's my first week back from
maternity leave, and I'm knackered.

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Yeah, they gave them out. Pigs.
Course they did.

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You may not have been born yet,

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but that is what we had
as like an incentive to bank here.

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I had three broken hours of sleep
last night.

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She means piggy banks.
I had them too, if it helps.

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Fuck off, Dom. I'm so sorry about
him. Right, so if you want

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a bank account... yes, I do. I
really, really do. She really does.

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Sh, go away! Just go online.
I don't have online.

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She's analogue. Ignore him.
I'm just trying to help. Fine.

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Then, just take this home and fill
it in. I've got a pen...

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Name, address. No! Can you piss off?
Sorry, piss off!

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Erm, so if I am between addresses?
Oh, my god, there's

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a really big queue behind you.
Just take the form.

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Should I just say
that I live with my parents?

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If that's where you live, yes.
I don't care. Take the form.

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I can help you with the form.
No, thank you! ..Thank you, Sharon.

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Next!

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Sake! Wait!

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I got you a quiche.

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I don't want a quiche.
I, I'm just trying to make amends.

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What, with a quiche?

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Well, a girl in my Bible group says
it's good to say sorry

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if you want to start afresh.
What, you've found god now?

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I'm just trying to get to know him.
I need any friend I can get.

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No! No, no, no. No, I don't want

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to talk to you or your mate,
the lord. So just give up.

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I understand.

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You hate me. I let you down.

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No, you entirely lived up to my
expectations of you. I just

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can't be bothered. Aargh! Why is
everything so fucking hard?!

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Your mum just sent me a dick pic
of my own dick.

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What? I know.

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I think she's fucking with my head.

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Sorry, she sent you a picture
of your dick? Yeah.

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Urghh!

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That is smashed, so how do you
even know that that is...?

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I know my own dick
when I see it, miri. Right.

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So if you see her,
just tell her that's really hurtful,

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and that I don't know what it means.

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She chuckles

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but tell her that I'm sorry too,
yeah? Cos I am.

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It's not funny.

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No, I know, but it sort of is.

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Oh, Christ!
It really got under my skin.

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Oh, I mean, it was probably
a mistake.

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But, oh, my god, my mum sends
sexual pictures now!

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Oh, I want you to know
that we hardly ever...

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Urgh! It was mostly like hand jobs,
second base...

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Oh, yuck!
Like sometimes we went to third.

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Wait, which one's boobies?

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00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,800
Oh, just enough of the sex stuff!
It's everywhere!

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00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,840
Hey, I've been abstinent
for three full weeks.

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00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,520
Well, it's been 18 years for me,

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and now my mum gives better
hand jobs than me

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and sends people Willy pictures, and
people stick things in their arses

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that make them look like horses and
I have had enough and I have to find

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my national insurance card right now
or I will not have a job, ok?

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Goodbye!

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Is this woman bothering you?
Oh, my god!

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Do you feel unsafe, sir? Oh, no.
She's my friend.

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I'm not your friend.

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What are you doing outside a bank
at this time of day?

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I'm planning a robbery, actually.
Right. That's treason. I'm writing

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that down. That's not treason. Do
you know what treason is? It's not

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treason. Oh, my god, can everyone
just leave me alone. Please.

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Leonard's on paternity leave
so guess who's covering for him.

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Who? Me.

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One foot wrong,
and you're back in prison.

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So don't forget that.

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How can I,
with you following me everywhere?

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Yeah, my point exactly.

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Do you want a lift?

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No. She's following you.

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I'm fine!
She's still following you.

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It smells quite...

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..Bummy.

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Does it? Hmm, yeah.

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I dunno.

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Yeah, maybe.

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Twins can be bummy.

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She, she kicked you out?

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00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:24,280
No! No, I just... Like my car.

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I like hanging out in it.

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Because it is now your... House.

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No.

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No, it's all good. We're good.

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Just happy...

247
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,400
..As... Larry.

248
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,880
Erm, when we were...

249
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,480
..Was I, was I, like...

250
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,560
..Was I ok at stuff?

251
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,560
Oh, you mean like...?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh...

252
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,520
I was just grateful
for anything.

253
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,400
Forget it. Do you mean,
were you better than your mum?

254
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,760
Oh, my god, no! No, forget it!
Oh, no, no, no!

255
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,800
Just forget it!
You were a really good kisser.

256
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,760
I mean, a little toothy
on the blowjob but...

257
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,160
Oh, la-la-la-la!
But, hey, a blowjob's a blowjob!

258
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,560
I mean, are you looking for tips?

259
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,320
Porn is really great now.

260
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,960
Oh, I'll just nip down
to blockbusters, shall I?

261
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,120
No. It's free.

262
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,280
Google it.
That's what I would do.

263
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,040
If I wasn't abstinent.

264
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,920
Bye, Dom.

265
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,840
Trying to help.

266
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,520
"Tit... Wank."

267
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,200
Oh, no, no, no.

268
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,720
Oh, I'm sorry, big guy.

269
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,160
You're late.

270
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,840
It's gone.

271
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,600
They're going to make it into
a champagne oyster bar, apparently.

272
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,640
They've torn it all out inside.

273
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,800
Our table is still there, though,
among the wreckage.

274
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,280
So, no chip butties and hot tea?

275
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,640
No.

276
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,000
Do you remember when she tried
to catch a great white with that

277
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,720
little ball of string?

278
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:41,120
All those burly fishermen in a row
and then her, so determined.

279
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,480
What were you going to do in Bali
anyway?

280
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,240
She always wanted to go there.

281
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,400
Do you really think you could cope
on your own?

282
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,360
I wasn't thinking straight.
I'm sorry.

283
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,640
We, we can go home.
We can start again.

284
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,520
You've got your golf tournament
on Friday.

285
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,200
Oh, no, no.

286
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,280
You wanted to be here.

287
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,040
I just wanted to say goodbye to Lara
before...

288
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,840
Well, we're here now.
So we're not going anywhere.

289
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,440
There's things to do.

290
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,000
John, please.

291
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,040
I said I'm sorry.
Please, let's go home.

292
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,360
No.

293
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,400
I don't run away.

294
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,600
Oh, I thought you were Oscar.

295
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,400
No.

296
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,840
How are you?

297
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,440
Oh, I'm just looking for some proof
of identity.

298
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,080
I need a bank account,
or I can't start my job.

299
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,560
Ha!

300
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,640
Aw.

301
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,120
Here, this is everything.

302
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,960
Erm, national insurance card,
passport, etc.

303
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,080
I kept it all safe for you.

304
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,160
Thanks. Not a problem.

305
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,400
Where are you staying?
Er, Mandy's.

306
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,440
Oh? It's temporary. We talked.

307
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,600
Are you ok?

308
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,160
Inflammatory pelvis.

309
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,960
Because of... yep.

310
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,520
An std at my age -
quite the badge of shame.

311
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,520
Hm. And I deserve it.

312
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,840
Why did you, with Dom?

313
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,320
I mean, you can't have, like,
loved him.

314
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,880
Christ, no! So, why?

315
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,640
Middle-aged men do this
all the time, we don't ask them why,

316
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,080
we roll our eyes...
Oh, mum, come on!

317
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,960
Relationships die without sex.

318
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,680
Well, not all of them do.

319
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,880
And you don't stop wanting to be
wanted, you don't just switch off.

320
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,720
And your father has a lower sex...

321
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,440
Oh, right, ok! Enough,
enough, enough, enough! Enough!

322
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,720
Oh, I am so sorry.

323
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,760
It was unforgivable.

324
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,040
You sent a dick pic back to him
earlier.

325
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,840
Dick what? Yeah, I didn't know
what they were until today.

326
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,880
Well, I don't know anything,
it seems, so...

327
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,200
Oh, oh, god! No, no! I was trying
to delete the... oh, Christ!

328
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,720
Miri, you have to believe me, I...
Yeah, no, ok.

329
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,000
I do. Don't worry.

330
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,040
Anyway,
it really fucked with his head.

331
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,760
Well, good.

332
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,480
Your room's always here
if you need it.

333
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,800
Thanks.

334
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,200
Oh, hello.

335
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,760
Hi. Yeah.

336
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,080
I've just got to... yeah, me too.
I've got...

337
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,280
What's the world come to?

338
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,160
Forgetting to rinse tins.

339
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,840
Plastic wrapping.

340
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,800
Perfectly good food... thud!

341
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,720
Oh, fiddlesticks!
Bloody coffee cups.

342
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,680
I don't want any trouble, man.

343
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,920
I just, I wanted to give you this.

344
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,480
A quiche? Well, it's an apology.

345
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,320
No, it's a quiche.

346
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,720
For intercoursing my wife.

347
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,960
Look, you should forgive me.

348
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,840
You know, I forgave myself,
and it felt great.

349
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,680
You're interrupting my live stream.

350
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,760
I'm giving you ten seconds.

351
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,120
Ten... all right.
..Nine... all right.

352
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,920
..Eight... all right, all right!
..Seven, six...

353
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,640
Grr!

354
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,760
You should get a selfie stick,
by the way.

355
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,720
There we go. That is just a leaflet
about Internet banking.

356
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,000
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no...

357
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,920
You work on commission? Big mistake.
Big. Huge.

358
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,760
I've always wanted to say that.

359
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,400
You probably don't know that
reference because you're too young,

360
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,920
but it's from the film pretty woman

361
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,480
where Julia Roberts,
the prostitute - sex worker -

362
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,640
goes back to the shop that
wouldn't serve her before,

363
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,240
and she shows them how rich
she is now,

364
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,680
but then she won't shop there
because they were too mean.

365
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,080
And they're like "argh",
their faces are an absolute sight.

366
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,080
So you... You won't be banking
with us?

367
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,080
Er, no. No, that's... sorry, no,
that's not what I meant.

368
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,920
Sorry. Here. Thank you.

369
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,480
So you would like to bank with us?
Yes, please. I'd love to.

370
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,520
Thanks. Oh, my god.

371
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,880
On further analysis,
that quote doesn't entirely mirror

372
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,360
this particular situation.

373
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,840
No, not remotely.
But, you know, it felt right.

374
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,080
The spirit of it... Felt right.

375
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,280
And your account details.

376
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,680
Please never come
to my counter again.

377
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,640
Thank you, Sharon. I promise
I won't.

378
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,240
I love you. And get some sleep, ok?

379
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,480
Bye!

380
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,480
I've got an account!

381
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,880
Caroline sings softly

382
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,600
thank you,

383
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,200
but I think we both need to move on.

384
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,760
My Instagram account is on fire.

385
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,960
Three likes in four hours!

386
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,680
I've got a really good feeling
about this.

387
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,200
What on earth is that?

388
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,200
Well, it's a selfie stick!
I made it myself.

389
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,240
I'm just getting started!

390
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,320
Had a good chat with miri, finally.

391
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,840
And I'm feeling a bit better.
Shh-shh-shh!

392
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,840
I'm about to post a story.

393
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,360
You can watch me live if you like!

394
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,560
Hey, Janice, it's me.

395
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,720
Who? It's miri. I'm in the system.
I start on Thursday!

396
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,200
Great. I'm busy.
Go celebrate with your boyfriend.

397
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,440
Oh, I'm going to.
But put some make-up on for once.

398
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,520
Hey, I might be wearing make-up!
Chuckling

399
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,960
why are you laughing?

400
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,400
I got the job.

401
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,560
Hey. Which job? Er, the... er,
anyway, I'm going to go

402
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,520
and see Billy. Can I borrow some
make-up?

403
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,920
Moaning and grunting
yeah. Sorry, what is that noise?!

404
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,920
Oh, it's porn. What? Now?

405
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,440
Oh! Look at her eyes.
They're so sad.

406
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,560
Don't look at her eyes, miri.
Look at her tits.

407
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,120
But they're not her tits.

408
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,800
Ow! Oh!
Where have everyone's pubes gone?

409
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,440
Cos I have a lot of pubes! Sorry,
oh, my god. Oh, my god, is that

410
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,360
what people are doing now? Are you
ok? Because I can't. I don't know

411
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,200
how to do that. Are you...? No, I...
Ok? I'm having a bit of a panic.

412
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,640
I think that part of me is dead. Ok.

413
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,800
What if it's dead? Ok, miri.
Calm down, calm down.

414
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,440
I can't...
Ok, ok, ok. All right.

415
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,440
Have you had a little, a little

416
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,880
tingle in your pants yet with Billy?

417
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,600
A little, a little Fanny tingle?

418
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,000
Yeah. Yeah? Then, you'll be fine.

419
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,880
Really? Yeah.

420
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,160
Yeah. Yeah! Ok.

421
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,560
Yeah?

422
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,040
Yes!

423
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,520
I'm going to borrow
your daughter's bike. No, don't.

424
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,520
Seriously, she'll kill you!

425
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,760
Siren bursts

426
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,120
oh, my god, what?!

427
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,480
Where are you going at such a pace?

428
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,800
I need to see a boy because...

429
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,800
Errgh, errgh.
It's none of your business.

430
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,600
Oh, greedy pussy. I remember.

431
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,560
What?!
You're going over the speed limit.

432
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,680
I am cycling.

433
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,200
Yeah, on a pavement.

434
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,640
It's... It's a promenade.
Are you going to ticket me?

435
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,480
I'm out of tickets.

436
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,120
But consider yourself ticketed
if I had 'em.

437
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,520
Look, can I please go?

438
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,600
No. But you can go...

439
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,680
..Right now. But if I see you...

440
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,400
What,
legally cycling on a promenade?

441
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,040
Yes! What are you going to do?

442
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,640
Probably exactly the same thing,
but with a ticket.

443
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,160
Good for you!
Now excuse me, I've got a great, big

444
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,040
greedy pussy to feed.

445
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,920
See you, teens.

446
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,720
Brakes squeak

447
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,280
oh, no! Yes, come on!
You can, you can do this.

448
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,920
You've got this.

449
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,600
Fuck!

450
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,560
Hi! Hello! Hi.

451
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,400
Listen, erm, erm...

452
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,320
I'm so sorry, I, er...

453
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,240
I panicked.
I'm a bit out of the loop.

454
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,640
Erm, so I...

455
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,600
I may never put something inanimate
up my bum,

456
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,560
but I wanted you to know
that I do really, really...

457
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,440
Oh...

458
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,760
Oh, tingle!

459
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,640
Oh! Yeah.

460
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,840
I, erm, I never expected you
to put anything up your...

461
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,240
Shh! Shh!

462
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,800
What?! Goodnight, Billy.
Right, yes.

463
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,880
Ok. Oh, ok.

464
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,440
Bye! Please don't watch me go,
it's going to take ages.

465
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,040
Yeah.

466
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,480
Goodnight.

467
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,280
Night. Oh!

468
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,640
I'm very smooth.

469
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,680
You are! Bye!

470
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,080
He sighs

471
00:25:54,440 --> 00:26:00,440
♪ been coming down for a long time

472
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,360
♪ changes coming down on me

473
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,920
♪ can't seem to carry them
all now... ♪

474
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,600
engine roars argh!

475
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,480
Tyres squeal

476
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,400
she pants

477
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,040
music plays through headphones