1 00:00:38,317 --> 00:00:42,275 - Would you please tell me your names again, so I know who's who? 2 00:00:42,983 --> 00:00:44,567 My name's Lino. 3 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:47,483 - And your surname? - Lino Marie. 4 00:00:47,650 --> 00:00:50,275 - Lino Marie. - Grandin, Jacques. 5 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:52,692 - Jacques... - Jacques Grandin. 6 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:56,275 - Henri Poncet. - Henri Poncet. Right. 7 00:00:56,483 --> 00:00:58,108 Which one lost his wife? 8 00:00:58,317 --> 00:00:59,942 ME. 9 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:02,233 - All three of them? - Yes, all three. 10 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:06,983 - One whose wife disappeared, 11 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,442 one who died. Which one is she? 12 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:11,608 She's mine. 13 00:01:11,775 --> 00:01:12,900 She's yours. 14 00:01:13,108 --> 00:01:15,817 Is she called Esmeralda? 15 00:01:15,983 --> 00:01:17,025 No. 16 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:19,733 Esmeralda, she's my wife. 17 00:01:19,942 --> 00:01:21,275 Well, I mean... 18 00:01:21,442 --> 00:01:23,567 Esmeralda, it's your wife. 19 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:24,733 Is she missing? 20 00:01:24,817 --> 00:01:26,108 - No. I mean... - She hasn't? 21 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:28,983 - She left me, but she hasn't disappeared. 22 00:01:29,525 --> 00:01:33,567 - You swallowed the shampoo because your wife was... 23 00:01:33,733 --> 00:01:36,400 - No. I'm the shampoo. Excuse me, sir. 24 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:37,567 Are you the hairdresser? 25 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:40,192 - Yes, I'm a hairdresser. 26 00:01:40,983 --> 00:01:43,900 - You swallowed the shampoo to kill yourself? 27 00:01:44,108 --> 00:01:46,650 - Yes, I swallowed it. I didn't swallow enough. 28 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:50,733 - You, it's the shampoo... I'm back from holiday, sorry. 29 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:53,400 I can't quite place it, and there are three of you. 30 00:01:53,608 --> 00:01:57,108 - Why did you kill yourself? - I didn't kill myself. 31 00:01:57,775 --> 00:01:59,900 You didn't kill yourself? 32 00:02:00,067 --> 00:02:01,983 - No, I didn't kill myself. - Which one did? 33 00:02:02,192 --> 00:02:03,817 Both of us. 34 00:02:03,983 --> 00:02:05,733 - Both of you? - YES. 35 00:02:06,608 --> 00:02:08,775 - You, no? - No, I didn't. 36 00:02:08,983 --> 00:02:11,775 - Suicide's not bad. It's a good thing. 37 00:02:11,942 --> 00:02:15,983 I mean, it's good... You, um.., you didn't commit suicide? 38 00:02:16,775 --> 00:02:19,192 - Well, no. - OK, then. That's too bad. 39 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,960 Your counterfeit money factory - where was it? 40 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:22,983 - Our factory? 41 00:02:23,192 --> 00:02:26,108 - Didn't you make banknotes? - No, we didn't. 42 00:02:26,317 --> 00:02:28,983 - I explained it to them, but we didn't make any. 43 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,692 - OK. - We made fake money out of real money. 44 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,150 That's it. 45 00:02:33,317 --> 00:02:37,067 - "Fakes with real"? - Yes, we did. That's the one. 46 00:02:37,233 --> 00:02:39,233 In general, it's the opposite. 47 00:02:39,442 --> 00:02:43,233 - That's what we liked about it. - Everyone got it wrong. 48 00:02:43,775 --> 00:02:46,233 You can't escape 49 00:02:46,442 --> 00:02:48,608 criminal conspiracy. 50 00:02:48,817 --> 00:02:51,858 OK. Your suicide was it because of 51 00:02:52,025 --> 00:02:54,608 your wife, or because you lost at gambling? 52 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:56,233 It was both. 53 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,275 - They'll say it's because of your wife. 54 00:02:59,442 --> 00:03:02,567 It's better that it's because of your wife. 55 00:03:02,775 --> 00:03:06,067 You would never have killed yourself just for the game. 56 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:09,358 - Yes, I would. No. - You wouldn't. Would you? 57 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:14,317 It's good that your case is a woman's business. 58 00:03:14,525 --> 00:03:18,733 Three times a woman's business. That's good. That interests me. 59 00:03:19,692 --> 00:03:20,983 - Are you? - I'm interested. 60 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:23,692 - We'll put everything on this. 61 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,192 We'll say that you're desperate because each 62 00:03:26,358 --> 00:03:28,733 of you, all three of you, have been left. 63 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:32,525 You, definitively, and you, well, brutally. 64 00:03:32,733 --> 00:03:35,067 - What would you advise us to do? 65 00:03:36,692 --> 00:03:37,942 As there are three of you, I'm going 66 00:03:38,108 --> 00:03:42,150 to ask my husband to help me with this. 67 00:03:42,358 --> 00:03:45,692 He's a great lawyer. A very, very great lawyer. 68 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,233 - But you're a good lawyer, aren't you, madam? 69 00:03:48,442 --> 00:03:51,233 Especially for women, yes. 70 00:03:51,442 --> 00:03:52,692 But for us? 71 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,900 - Your case, isn't it a women's case? 72 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:58,400 - Yes, it is. - Yes, it is. 73 00:03:58,608 --> 00:04:00,358 You don't have a criminal record? 74 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:02,275 - Yes, I do. - Yes, you do. 75 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,817 I have a very small one. 76 00:04:04,025 --> 00:04:05,942 - What do you mean "very small"? 77 00:04:07,692 --> 00:04:09,608 Would you like a cup of tea or coffee? 78 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,775 It's free. It's part of the race. 79 00:04:13,942 --> 00:04:16,525 - I'd love some tea. - Some tea. 80 00:04:19,442 --> 00:04:22,025 - Your taxi's a real home. - Yes, it is. 81 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:25,358 To keep customers coming back, you need the right things. 82 00:04:25,525 --> 00:04:26,942 The bar is high. 83 00:04:28,608 --> 00:04:30,233 - Here's some tea. - Thank you for your tea. 84 00:04:32,108 --> 00:04:35,150 - Come on, you bastard! Oh, dear! 85 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,400 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 86 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:44,233 - Do you have a preferred route? - No, I haven't. I trust you. 87 00:04:45,317 --> 00:04:48,233 - OK, then. Well, I'll do my best. 88 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:24,817 - I'll do my best. I'll talk to my husband and I'll call you back. 89 00:05:24,983 --> 00:05:25,983 Bye, dear. 90 00:05:26,650 --> 00:05:27,483 What's up? 91 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:30,942 - 500 F a day for the little and me. That's pretty cheap. 92 00:05:31,108 --> 00:05:33,442 The guy sounded like Michel Serrault. 93 00:05:33,608 --> 00:05:36,817 - How long does the cure last? - 21 days. 94 00:05:36,983 --> 00:05:40,150 21 to 500, that's 10500. 95 00:05:40,317 --> 00:05:43,108 Plus the trip to see them: 13,000. 96 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:45,650 13,000 is a lot of cuts. 97 00:05:45,817 --> 00:05:48,983 - Asthmatics, they're your family, not mine. 98 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:50,358 Salomé, I told you 99 00:05:50,525 --> 00:05:54,067 not to play in the living room. It's bad for your asthma. 100 00:05:54,817 --> 00:05:58,483 ♪ -All for this 101 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,400 So much for that 102 00:06:03,525 --> 00:06:06,900 So much for that 103 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:10,608 All for this 104 00:06:10,775 --> 00:06:13,942 But yes, hey, in the end, coconut All this for this 105 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:23,400 All for this 106 00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:39,233 ♪ -Leading the 16th race des garçons de café de Paris. 107 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:45,192 Currently seeing our friend on 13, 108 00:06:45,358 --> 00:06:47,317 Lino du Do Ré Mi. 109 00:06:47,483 --> 00:06:50,025 Lino on the C D E, in 2nd position 110 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:53,483 in the 16th Paris waiters' race. 111 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,567 - Can I talk to him? - At your own risk. 112 00:09:21,775 --> 00:09:24,108 - I wrote a cheque to Little Marcel. 113 00:09:24,317 --> 00:09:26,900 - Little Marcel will be happy. 114 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,650 - Did you lose much? - 50 000. 115 00:09:30,858 --> 00:09:33,983 - At that price, you're on your own with him. 116 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:36,942 You know I can't... 117 00:09:37,108 --> 00:09:39,733 I can't argue with little Marcel anymore. 118 00:09:40,942 --> 00:09:42,650 - What do you think of Esmeralda? 119 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,192 Esmeralda, your sister? 120 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,275 Of course. 121 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:51,650 - She's great. I mean.., she's certainly a good girl. 122 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:53,775 She really likes you. 123 00:09:53,983 --> 00:09:58,442 - Yes, I know what you mean. I can't afford to take a girl out. 124 00:09:58,608 --> 00:09:59,775 50 000. 125 00:09:59,983 --> 00:10:01,858 Plus 10,000. 126 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:05,067 - But are you asking me to whore around, or what? 127 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,108 It's her birthday. 128 00:10:11,317 --> 00:10:15,275 - Ah yes, but me... I've never done that before. 129 00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:18,317 - Deal with little Marcel, then. 130 00:10:31,817 --> 00:10:33,025 Monsieur. 131 00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:43,692 Madame. 132 00:10:43,858 --> 00:10:45,150 Monsieur. 133 00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:47,192 I'll leave it up to you. 134 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:55,275 - What would you like? 135 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:03,442 Do you always wear your hair like that? 136 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,525 Why do you ask? 137 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,983 Don't you ever take the clip out? 138 00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:24,025 Yes, I do. That's... 139 00:11:24,608 --> 00:11:26,858 It's getting better and better. 140 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,650 Who's your hairdresser? 141 00:11:29,525 --> 00:11:30,692 I'm your hairdresser. 142 00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:36,983 - We'll have to change hairdressers soon. 143 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:41,442 Come on, give me the clip. 144 00:11:41,608 --> 00:11:43,275 I'm confiscating it. 145 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,900 Here you are. That was you 3 seconds ago. 146 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:55,275 Are you going out with a guy who looks like that? 147 00:11:55,442 --> 00:11:56,442 Do you? 148 00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:07,233 She did you a lot of harm. 149 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:11,192 If I understood correctly what you 150 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,567 told me, you're in charge of a nursery? 151 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,233 Little children? 152 00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:19,150 - Well, I'd like to look after a grown-up. 153 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:24,358 - This passion for children, have you always had this passion for children? 154 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:30,025 - My looks are less frightening than older children. 155 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:34,858 - We should put an end to this stupid fashion for pretty girls. 156 00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:37,775 You know what Guitry said? 157 00:12:37,942 --> 00:12:41,775 "The advantage of pretty women, is that you get rid of them quickly." 158 00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:46,442 - Are you afraid of pretty women? 159 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:48,570 - Especially when they're having lunch at the next table. 160 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:51,775 I didn't see her. 161 00:12:52,525 --> 00:12:53,775 You're lying. 162 00:12:53,983 --> 00:12:56,942 - No, you're not. I thought the perfume was yours. 163 00:12:58,025 --> 00:12:59,900 I never wear perfume. 164 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,775 - We did an experiment in the United States. 165 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,483 We scented a bitch in heat, and not one dog followed her. 166 00:13:11,483 --> 00:13:15,567 - According to my brother, men change women easily. 167 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:17,192 You love your brother. 168 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,733 - At the moment, he's the man of my life. 169 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,692 Compliments of the house. 170 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,650 It wasn't my birthday. 171 00:13:27,817 --> 00:13:30,483 - But it's the anniversary of our first hour. 172 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,775 You have to breathe. You blow it out, a first anniversary candle. 173 00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:50,942 Even for two. 174 00:13:51,108 --> 00:13:52,108 Let's get going. 175 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,067 One, two, three. 176 00:14:06,608 --> 00:14:08,608 What's on your mind? 177 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:10,942 Do you want to go to the circus? 178 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,858 - I'm not a baby anymore. - You'll see when you have kids. 179 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:18,275 - Why can't you marry your daddy? 180 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,483 - Because nature doesn't like that. 181 00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:25,733 It's better to be the daughter of your daddy than his wife. 182 00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:28,192 - I want to marry daddy. 183 00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:33,358 - You're going to tell him on the phone, and he'll be very pleased. 184 00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:37,525 - Since we're not allowed to, why should he be pleased? 185 00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:42,025 - Salomé, don't you want to talk about this about this in a few years? 186 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:44,567 When I've married my dad? 187 00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:47,483 When you've married your daddy. 188 00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:50,317 ♪ -This little path That 189 00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:53,358 smells like hazelnuts 190 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:56,275 This little path That has 191 00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:58,900 neither tail nor head You 192 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:01,733 see it make three little 193 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,567 turns in the wood Then it 194 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:07,317 leaves at random 195 00:15:07,483 --> 00:15:10,317 Strolling like a lizard 196 00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:13,108 It's the rendezvous Of 197 00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:16,817 all insects It's been a 198 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,567 long time since we had such a pretty customer. 199 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,192 Thank you for your time. 200 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,025 Do you like it here? 201 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,025 Very much. 202 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,983 - Is your little girl getting better? 203 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:30,817 It's hard to tell. 204 00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:33,525 - What's wrong with the little casserole? 205 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:35,650 - Asthma, on her father's side. 206 00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:38,525 - And is the father planning to come here? 207 00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:39,900 Well, that depends. 208 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,067 What's the weather forecast? 209 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:48,192 - Weather's like love, hard to count on. 210 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,942 - What's your first name? - Marilyn. 211 00:15:50,108 --> 00:15:54,733 - But there are some nice precedents. That's beautiful, Marilyn. 212 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,400 And what is the name of the little girl? 213 00:15:58,567 --> 00:15:59,400 Salomé. 214 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,567 - But there too, there are beautiful precedents. 215 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,192 And what does Marilyn do? 216 00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:05,942 Why isn't she sleeping? 217 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,608 Can't you hear the orchestra? 218 00:16:08,775 --> 00:16:11,775 It's impossible to sleep with that orchestra playing. 219 00:16:12,692 --> 00:16:13,817 Mum? 220 00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:21,108 I don't know how she does it. You have to come very quickly, dad. 221 00:16:21,817 --> 00:16:23,650 And very, very quickly, Dad. 222 00:16:40,525 --> 00:16:43,942 Do you love Papa as much as the man you danced with? 223 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:56,483 Are you going to tell daddy that you've been dancing all night? 224 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:03,317 I'm warning you, if you leave daddy, I'll leave you. 225 00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:11,192 - I beg your pardon, my darling. 226 00:17:11,358 --> 00:17:13,983 - It's daddy you have to apologize to. 227 00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:20,817 - The chancellery is still not in agreement to agree to overtime. 228 00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:23,067 - My compliments. - Why should I do this? 229 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:25,608 - You're the youngest judge in France. 230 00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:28,900 - Yes, I am. And a judge in a hurry. In a hurry. 231 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,317 - Well done again. - Thank you very much. 232 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:35,483 - Your closing was very good. - Thank you very much. 233 00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,400 But I mean it. 234 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,442 I'm in a hurry too. 235 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:51,150 - I thought it would never end. - I'll be with you in a second. 236 00:17:51,317 --> 00:17:55,192 - Where do you want to go? - That depends on how much time we have. 237 00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:59,275 - I told him I was going to Berton's. She can't check. 238 00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:01,025 - Did she believe you? - She did. 239 00:18:01,192 --> 00:18:03,400 - For me, you'll have to find something else, 240 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,733 because dinner with Berton... In the meantime... 241 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,942 - What did you say to your little lawyer? 242 00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:12,317 - My "little lawyer"? My big lawyer. 243 00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:16,358 - Well, "Dances with Wolves". - He didn't want to see it with you? 244 00:18:16,525 --> 00:18:19,775 - First of all, I choose films that he's 245 00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:22,233 already seen, then I choose very long films. 246 00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:25,525 Hello? I can't hear you. 247 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,858 I can't hear you, I'm in a tunnel. 248 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,608 Hang on a sec. 249 00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,192 - OKAY, HANG ON. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 250 00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:33,525 Hello, hello. 251 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:34,817 Hello, hello. 252 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:35,983 Hello, hello, hello. 253 00:18:36,692 --> 00:18:39,108 Yes, my love, I'm out of the tunnel. 254 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,692 Yes, I... 255 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,233 I've told you. 256 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,692 Yes, I'm having dinner with Berton, the public prosecutor. 257 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,108 You know, I... 258 00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,775 I don't know. 11pm, midnight. Why midnight? 259 00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:52,608 The boy's back from... 260 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,567 Why didn't he come home from school? 261 00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:09,150 Thank you very much for the rain. 262 00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:14,567 When are you going to talk to her? 263 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,692 - When she can receive this information. 264 00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:23,108 - How many light years is that? - How many light years are you? 265 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:24,108 What about me? 266 00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:26,233 - What are you waiting for? - For me? 267 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,692 Well, I'm waiting for you. 268 00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:33,192 - The truth is, I'm afraid she's going to make a very big mistake. 269 00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:40,192 - At this stage, we're the ones who are going to make the big mistake. 270 00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:45,692 Why don't we do it together? 271 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,942 - Can you repeat that? Did I not understand you correctly? 272 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:53,108 - I was saying that if I, fell in love with you, 273 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,525 your husband, he might well fall in love with her. 274 00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,317 Clever. 275 00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:03,775 But your wife would have to to be a little less in 276 00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:06,150 love with you, and my husband, less in love with me. 277 00:20:06,692 --> 00:20:10,483 - Well, I repeat if I fell in love 278 00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:12,567 with you, he could fall in love with her. 279 00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:14,067 I dare you. 280 00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:15,817 Dare, what? 281 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:19,025 - I dare them to fall in love. 282 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:22,567 Are you serious? 283 00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:25,692 - Wait, you know this was all your idea. 284 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,150 Hang on, hang on. Me? I didn't say anything. 285 00:20:28,317 --> 00:20:31,108 - You said that if my husband fell in love 286 00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:32,942 with me and your wife fell in love with you, 287 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,858 then my husband and your wife could fall in love. 288 00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:39,442 So I say go for it. I dare them to get a little help. 289 00:20:41,692 --> 00:20:42,817 Well, I dare you. 290 00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:47,442 - Does this kind of case end up in criminal court or at the assizes? 291 00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:49,817 It ends in bed. 292 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:53,358 In bed, it ends in bed. 293 00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:55,192 Isn't Mont Blanc hard? 294 00:20:55,358 --> 00:20:58,442 - They say he's a better mountaineer than a lawyer. 295 00:20:58,608 --> 00:21:02,150 There's something of the Keeper of the Seals in him. 296 00:21:02,317 --> 00:21:04,525 I hope you don't fall in love with him. 297 00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:08,608 - Your belt. - Stop moving for a second. 298 00:21:11,275 --> 00:21:13,150 So he's a Don Juan? 299 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:19,275 - Don Juan? A sixty-eight, but he's a Don Juan. 300 00:21:19,775 --> 00:21:22,525 - That said, I'm sure he hates me. 301 00:21:22,692 --> 00:21:25,942 The times I ran into him, he's done everything to avoid me. 302 00:21:26,108 --> 00:21:28,067 But no, he's mostly shy. 303 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:29,233 "Shy?" 304 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:33,358 When he's giving a rapist a life sentence on the Saône, he's not shy! 305 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:38,192 - It's your eloquence that annoys him. And he's not the first to be annoyed. 306 00:21:38,358 --> 00:21:40,233 - You'd have to stammer to seduce him? 307 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,358 - I didn't invite him just for me. It's also for you. 308 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:47,108 - During your internship, did he court you? 309 00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:50,442 - At the time, I was already in love with you. 310 00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:53,067 When I'm in love, I'm blind, my love. 311 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:57,317 - And at this very second, you're seeing again? 312 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,775 - I'd like you to look at me a bit more. 313 00:22:00,983 --> 00:22:03,858 - I'm trying hard. - That's the dynamic of love. 314 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:06,150 - Very good, very good. "Dynamic" is perfect. 315 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,983 - Sweetie? - Yes, honey. 316 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,150 - Have you ever cheated on me? - Listen, if after 317 00:22:10,358 --> 00:22:13,567 7 years together, we no longer have this 318 00:22:13,775 --> 00:22:16,192 suspense, - what will be left? - That's a real question. 319 00:22:16,358 --> 00:22:17,567 And a real answer. 320 00:22:17,775 --> 00:22:19,775 - Are they sexually active? 321 00:22:19,983 --> 00:22:24,192 - She has to try desperately to catch him in the car 322 00:22:24,358 --> 00:22:26,942 to keep the relationship going. 323 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:28,775 How old is the child? 324 00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:30,942 The same age as them, 5. 325 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,900 - So they're going to go through a difficult time. 326 00:22:35,108 --> 00:22:37,442 - We're out of it, maybe? 327 00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:40,567 - He's probably getting his dick sucked. He looks like that. 328 00:22:41,983 --> 00:22:44,692 - I don't think he's sexy. 329 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,025 - He has to penetrate homeopathically. 330 00:22:47,192 --> 00:22:50,775 He must work peripherally. Well, I'm not sure. 331 00:22:50,942 --> 00:22:53,650 I don't get the impression that he's into clubs. 332 00:22:53,817 --> 00:22:58,067 He's extremely sexually curious, isn't he? 333 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,608 What's that perfume? 334 00:23:01,775 --> 00:23:05,942 - You know, it's a refuge. There's no water, no electricity. 335 00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,775 It's an adventure. 336 00:23:08,525 --> 00:23:10,608 - What kind of perfume is that? 337 00:23:10,775 --> 00:23:14,983 - I've no idea what it is. There are a lot a lot of people in the car. 338 00:23:16,692 --> 00:23:18,942 - In the beginning, did you judge divorces? 339 00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:21,567 - Yes, I did. I gave custody of the child to 340 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:24,025 the one who denigrated the other the least. 341 00:23:24,192 --> 00:23:26,858 One guy who was going through his 7th divorce said to me: 342 00:23:27,025 --> 00:23:31,192 "It's only on the day of divorce that you really know your wife." 343 00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:33,858 - Well, I want to divorce you. 344 00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:37,233 Well? 345 00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:43,483 - I said I'll divorce you, on condition that you remarry me. 346 00:23:43,692 --> 00:23:45,692 And do we know who it is? 347 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,275 - I'll tell you, it's quite simple, 348 00:23:48,442 --> 00:23:51,483 people say he's a bombshell. 349 00:23:51,650 --> 00:23:53,358 As there are only heaps, dwarfs, 350 00:23:53,525 --> 00:23:56,025 and you're the most beautiful... 351 00:23:56,192 --> 00:23:57,817 So I'm his mistress? 352 00:23:57,983 --> 00:24:02,275 - I didn't say that. I said: unless he's 353 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,275 a pervert, in my opinion, if she's 354 00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:07,525 beautiful and sublime, it could possibly be you. 355 00:24:07,692 --> 00:24:09,126 - Thank you for your time. - Isn't that right? 356 00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:10,317 Yes, it is. 357 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,900 - There, that's my lover. - Look how beautiful that is. 358 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,358 That's my lover. 359 00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:17,525 That's my lover. 360 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:19,983 That's my lover. 361 00:24:20,942 --> 00:24:23,817 I invited my lover and his wife to climb 362 00:24:23,983 --> 00:24:27,150 Mont Blanc with us. That's all there is to it. 363 00:24:29,108 --> 00:24:33,025 - I don't like your sense of humour. - I don't like your suspicions. 364 00:24:33,192 --> 00:24:35,983 - If you were the mistress of a guy 365 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:37,983 like that, you'd bring your lover here, 366 00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:40,900 you'd be very strong. But you've got to have the shoulders. 367 00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:42,983 You're annoying me, and I'm 368 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,942 thinking I should sleep with him 369 00:24:46,108 --> 00:24:48,150 directly rather than make you come here. 370 00:24:48,317 --> 00:24:51,358 - We'll be there in a minute. We're going to 371 00:24:51,525 --> 00:24:53,817 make him "lawyer welcome", which means friendly... 372 00:24:53,983 --> 00:24:57,025 Try to give me that left-wing lawyer look. 373 00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:59,983 We make them feel welcome. You know what I mean? 374 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:02,567 - I'm telling you, you haven't understood a thing. 375 00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:05,983 It upsets me that you think that I'm so perverse. 376 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:09,525 I've got the impression that you'd be pleased pleasure if I were. 377 00:25:09,692 --> 00:25:11,692 My love, I love you madly. 378 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,608 Now, welcome. 379 00:25:13,775 --> 00:25:15,608 Welcome! 380 00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,358 Isn't this all in sync? 381 00:25:18,525 --> 00:25:20,150 Isn't it synchronous? 382 00:25:23,525 --> 00:25:25,358 - How are you? - I'm fine. 383 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:29,067 - I brought you some pasta. I brought you pasta. - Oh, that's wonderful. 384 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,567 - How are you, sir? - Hello, master. 385 00:25:35,817 --> 00:25:40,025 - How far is it? - Three short kilometres. 386 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,067 Say, my wife and I have 387 00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:46,317 never climbed anything before. 388 00:25:46,483 --> 00:25:48,525 Is Mont Blanc dangerous? 389 00:25:48,692 --> 00:25:51,817 - Mont Blanc is a walk, 390 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,233 but there's no room for error. 391 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,650 - How long does it take to climb? 392 00:25:56,817 --> 00:25:58,775 - When the weather's good, it takes 393 00:25:58,942 --> 00:26:01,275 2 days, but if it's bad, it takes forever. 394 00:26:01,442 --> 00:26:05,150 - Francis, we made a little bet, with my wife. 395 00:26:05,317 --> 00:26:09,150 Honestly, of all the women at the Bar, 396 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,733 who do you think is the most beautiful? 397 00:26:12,775 --> 00:26:15,317 Yours, without hesitation. 398 00:26:15,858 --> 00:26:16,942 You see, darling. 399 00:26:17,108 --> 00:26:19,317 You see, you're the most beautiful. 400 00:26:19,483 --> 00:26:20,900 You are the most beautiful. 401 00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:25,067 I'm talking about the Bar and not the city of Lyon, of course. 402 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:27,233 As we suspected that you had 403 00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:29,650 nothing, we took everything out. 404 00:26:29,817 --> 00:26:33,067 Normally there should be something for everyone. 405 00:26:33,233 --> 00:26:34,817 - Excuse me. - We've got everything. 406 00:26:37,733 --> 00:26:38,733 Thank you for your time. 407 00:26:38,817 --> 00:26:40,275 How are you feeling? 408 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,567 Very happy to have you. 409 00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:45,858 - I smell like mothballs. I'm confused. 410 00:26:46,025 --> 00:26:49,025 We're being eaten by moths here. There are loads of them. 411 00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:51,775 It's very strong. Really strong. 412 00:26:51,983 --> 00:26:54,525 I change my perfume every day. 413 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:57,650 - Happiness is now or never. 414 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,567 And with pasta like this, happiness is here. 415 00:27:00,733 --> 00:27:02,275 Your pasta is divine. 416 00:27:03,442 --> 00:27:06,817 - They're excellent. I won't dare make any more. 417 00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,192 - Have you always been a mountaineer? 418 00:27:10,025 --> 00:27:12,567 Yes. But it's becoming a necessity. 419 00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:15,525 I can't do a case without going up. 420 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:20,067 - And Marie told me that you had the north face of the Pic du Midi, 421 00:27:21,817 --> 00:27:23,525 solo, in the middle of winter? 422 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:28,775 Yes. Have you got any wine? 423 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:34,067 - You're being modest. As soon as we talk his exploits, he changes the subject. 424 00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:36,358 - Let's talk about Alessandra's. - No, let's not. 425 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:41,108 - Is it true that you've danced with Balanchine, Béjart, Petit? 426 00:27:41,275 --> 00:27:42,400 Yes. 427 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:45,275 - It seems incredible to me. It's a dream, that. 428 00:27:46,483 --> 00:27:48,442 We're having dinner with summits. 429 00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:51,650 - When one summit meets another... 430 00:27:52,692 --> 00:27:54,150 What do they talk about? 431 00:27:57,192 --> 00:28:00,775 - They tell each other stories of suffering and stage fright. 432 00:28:00,942 --> 00:28:04,358 Do you know what stage fright is? Have you experienced stage fright? 433 00:28:05,775 --> 00:28:07,358 - How do you know? - Stage fright. 434 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,025 Worry. 435 00:28:09,192 --> 00:28:13,400 The thing that happens when actors tell painful stories, 436 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,817 when you can't move. 437 00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:17,067 Do you know what that is? 438 00:28:18,608 --> 00:28:21,650 - I only get stage fright in front of the man I love. 439 00:28:21,817 --> 00:28:23,567 That's very nice. 440 00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:27,317 If we're going to get the shoes at 441 00:28:27,483 --> 00:28:29,567 the Maugrel's, we should go there now. 442 00:28:29,733 --> 00:28:33,358 It's very good, but we'd have to go quickly. 443 00:28:33,525 --> 00:28:35,983 - Are you wearing size 42 shoes? - Yes, they are. 444 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,650 - We have to go now. See you soon. 445 00:28:44,692 --> 00:28:47,442 - Everyone in Lyon loves your husband. 446 00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:50,567 - I love him more and more too. 447 00:28:50,775 --> 00:28:54,733 - It's like me with my wife. It's been 7 years. 448 00:28:56,483 --> 00:28:59,650 - From time to time, don't you have little problems? 449 00:28:59,858 --> 00:29:02,108 Why do you ask? Do you? 450 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,483 From time to time, yes. 451 00:29:06,817 --> 00:29:08,983 What kind of problems? Small? Big? 452 00:29:09,733 --> 00:29:12,483 - Italian women are very 453 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:13,942 jealous, so it's not easy. 454 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:15,275 What about him? 455 00:29:15,983 --> 00:29:17,483 Is he jealous? 456 00:29:18,317 --> 00:29:20,400 Less and less, unfortunately. 457 00:29:21,442 --> 00:29:23,775 I'm going to suggest something. 458 00:29:24,650 --> 00:29:25,650 What do you say? 459 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:27,108 - OK. 460 00:29:28,942 --> 00:29:30,942 What if we made him jealous? 461 00:29:31,108 --> 00:29:34,067 - What if? - If we made him jealous? 462 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:37,858 But not serious things. What can I say? 463 00:29:40,525 --> 00:29:42,192 I'll take care of everything. 464 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,692 - I love putting things back together. - No, I couldn't. 465 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,942 I love her too much. It would never work. 466 00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:51,108 - I'll make him jealous, if you like. 467 00:29:51,275 --> 00:29:52,900 I'm going to tell you something - something that 468 00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:55,442 will make you feel better. - What's that, then? 469 00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:58,525 - You're absolutely not my type. 470 00:29:59,608 --> 00:30:02,067 - All right, then? Go on, then. - Cheers. 471 00:30:02,275 --> 00:30:05,150 - You're not into me, are you sure? Wait a minute, wait a minute. 472 00:30:05,317 --> 00:30:09,317 I only do this if I know for sure that you don't like me. 473 00:30:09,483 --> 00:30:13,108 If you like me, we're off to a bad start. But I don't think so. 474 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:14,650 Do you agree? 475 00:30:14,775 --> 00:30:18,483 So let's pretend. All right, go ahead. No need to worry. 476 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,650 Salute. 477 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,108 Are you worried? 478 00:30:21,942 --> 00:30:23,983 Yes. It's quite good. 479 00:30:24,817 --> 00:30:27,358 And you, how do you like it? 480 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:30,650 - It won't work. She's too in love with me. 481 00:30:32,025 --> 00:30:36,192 - It's true that she's in love. It's perfect to excite Fabrice. 482 00:30:39,942 --> 00:30:41,608 Poor old Fabrice. 483 00:30:41,817 --> 00:30:45,317 There's one thing that makes me say she 484 00:30:45,483 --> 00:30:48,192 likes him a bit, is that the pasta was disgusting. 485 00:30:48,358 --> 00:30:49,942 1st time she's missed it. 486 00:30:50,692 --> 00:30:52,775 Can I be indiscreet? 487 00:30:52,942 --> 00:30:55,358 I don't know what you mean. Try me. 488 00:30:55,817 --> 00:30:58,692 - Do you have a lover? - No, I haven't. 489 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,067 I'm very much in love with my husband. 490 00:31:01,775 --> 00:31:02,942 Why do you say that? 491 00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:06,650 - Because I find you beautiful, sad. 492 00:31:06,817 --> 00:31:10,233 - And to play, because we've been drinking. - And what about you? 493 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,733 Yes, I have a lover. 494 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:15,067 And I'm very much in love with my husband. 495 00:31:15,233 --> 00:31:17,025 I don't understand. 496 00:31:18,817 --> 00:31:22,192 - I'm trying to extol to you the merits 497 00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:25,275 of adultery, to explain to you how a 498 00:31:25,442 --> 00:31:27,150 couple can be saved and how I saved mine. 499 00:31:28,025 --> 00:31:30,233 - Where are you trying to take me? 500 00:31:30,942 --> 00:31:34,025 - To Mont Blanc, Alessandra, for a great adventure. 501 00:31:34,483 --> 00:31:36,483 Come on, then. We're getting up early tomorrow. 502 00:31:37,275 --> 00:31:39,192 It's like this every night. 503 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:43,150 - How beautiful! Here, take a look. 504 00:31:43,317 --> 00:31:44,942 Please, we're leaving. 505 00:31:45,108 --> 00:31:48,275 - What's the matter with you? - If you love me, we'll leave. 506 00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:49,442 Very impressive. 507 00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:52,525 - Take a good look. Take a good look. Look at them. 508 00:31:52,733 --> 00:31:56,067 - They're sublime! 509 00:31:56,275 --> 00:31:57,793 - I can't see. I'm having trouble with my glasses. 510 00:31:57,817 --> 00:32:01,608 - No need to see with your glasses. Soak it in. 511 00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:03,900 It's amazing. 512 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,442 -Get your hands off me. Let go. 513 00:32:08,608 --> 00:32:11,275 - Just look! Soak it in! - Stop it. 514 00:32:11,483 --> 00:32:13,483 Stop it. 515 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:16,400 Get into things. 516 00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:17,733 He's the one who's amazing. 517 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:21,442 - He is? - Yes, he is. 518 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:24,108 I think he's genuinely generous. Did you ever have a problem with him? 519 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:27,650 -We agreed that I had the right not to answer. 520 00:32:27,817 --> 00:32:31,317 -This is the only question I want to ask you. 521 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:35,275 -It's because I won't answer we'll go far together. 522 00:32:36,817 --> 00:32:39,108 Don't you think she's beautiful? 523 00:32:39,275 --> 00:32:42,025 - Shhh. Just be careful. - I'll be careful. 524 00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:45,817 -If you leave me, I swear I'll think about it. 525 00:32:45,983 --> 00:32:47,775 -Aren't you already thinking about it too much? 526 00:32:47,942 --> 00:32:51,358 -It's amazing how bad his noodles were. 527 00:32:51,525 --> 00:32:55,775 Can you believe it? Being Italian and making pasta like that. 528 00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:56,775 Amazing. 529 00:32:56,942 --> 00:33:00,900 -If you say too many bad things about her, I'll think you're thinking it. 530 00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:06,067 -A woman who cooks like that can in no way 531 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:08,858 be a woman who has mastered physical love. 532 00:33:35,942 --> 00:33:37,483 She's insane. 533 00:33:53,358 --> 00:33:56,317 -Fabrice, you're crazy. Stop, we can hear everything. 534 00:33:58,358 --> 00:33:59,942 Oh, Fabrice, stop. 535 00:34:15,150 --> 00:34:16,692 Fabrice... 536 00:34:20,983 --> 00:34:22,317 Oh yes! 537 00:34:22,483 --> 00:34:23,900 Fabrice! 538 00:34:41,025 --> 00:34:42,150 -Aless. 539 00:34:42,317 --> 00:34:45,442 Aless, it's 3 o'clock, time to go. 540 00:34:46,192 --> 00:34:47,442 Aless. 541 00:34:48,983 --> 00:34:51,442 -I dreamt you strangled me. 542 00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:54,275 -I beg your pardon. 543 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,608 -I could kill you too. 544 00:35:00,067 --> 00:35:01,275 -I love you, Aless. 545 00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:12,067 I love you, Aless. I love you. I love you. I love you. 546 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:13,067 Hello. 547 00:35:13,233 --> 00:35:15,650 Hello. Did you sleep well? 548 00:35:15,817 --> 00:35:16,858 A bit short. 549 00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:19,358 - I dreamt about you last night. - About me? 550 00:35:19,525 --> 00:35:21,317 - No, about your wife. - Already? 551 00:35:21,483 --> 00:35:24,400 - Was it a nightmare? - I wouldn't have mentioned it. 552 00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:26,733 - When a man and a woman meet, 553 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,358 they're still thinking about it. 554 00:35:28,525 --> 00:35:29,942 Why not dream about it? 555 00:35:30,108 --> 00:35:32,858 - When you were my trainee, did you dream about it? 556 00:35:33,025 --> 00:35:34,900 - Not for long, but I dreamt about it. 557 00:35:35,067 --> 00:35:36,067 When are we leaving? 558 00:35:36,192 --> 00:35:38,608 - After the photo. - Why a photo? 559 00:35:38,775 --> 00:35:41,442 - You'll see. - We'll come back different. 560 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:43,400 - Shall we sit there? - Let's go. 561 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:47,567 - Is Mont Blanc really dangerous? 562 00:35:47,733 --> 00:35:51,442 - Do you know how many people are injured a year are caused by dog mess? 563 00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:55,358 Over 2,000 in France. Only 10 deaths on Mont Blanc. 564 00:35:57,025 --> 00:35:58,400 Mr President, we're 565 00:35:58,567 --> 00:36:01,567 back on the same case. 566 00:36:01,733 --> 00:36:03,775 - Ah yes, those famous three individuals. 567 00:36:03,942 --> 00:36:07,442 - In my opinion, this is not an easy case. 568 00:36:07,608 --> 00:36:10,067 - I won't do you any favours, Maître. 569 00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:11,983 But I hope not. 570 00:36:22,317 --> 00:36:25,900 Do you mind if I call your wife your wife 'Alessandra'? 571 00:36:26,067 --> 00:36:29,525 - Please, master. This is your home. 572 00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:32,650 Marie, don't go too fast. 573 00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:35,150 Let them get a head start. 574 00:36:35,317 --> 00:36:37,483 Should we give them the ankle tag? 575 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:41,400 -Wait a moment. Give them time to get to know each other. 576 00:36:41,608 --> 00:36:45,275 - Do you believe in dreams, Mr President? 577 00:36:45,442 --> 00:36:48,192 - When it suits me, yes. - Ah. 578 00:36:48,358 --> 00:36:51,858 Then I wouldn't dare tell you about the 579 00:36:52,025 --> 00:36:53,775 dream I had about your wife last night. 580 00:36:53,983 --> 00:36:55,942 You mustn't forget your 581 00:36:56,108 --> 00:36:57,858 ears, Madame President. 582 00:36:58,025 --> 00:37:02,525 We forget them all the time even though they're the most important thing. 583 00:37:02,692 --> 00:37:04,525 -We overdo it. 584 00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:07,233 -Jealousy can't stand nuance. 585 00:37:08,108 --> 00:37:11,150 - They're a bit strange. 586 00:37:11,317 --> 00:37:12,418 - I'll tell you, at the moment, your husband is much 587 00:37:12,442 --> 00:37:16,192 more afraid of of Mont Blanc than of me. 588 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,567 - There you go. - And he's right. 589 00:37:19,733 --> 00:37:21,733 Ears are important. 590 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,233 I'm going to put some on Mr President. 591 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,858 Did you do the ears right? 592 00:37:27,025 --> 00:37:28,168 - No, I didn't. - That's the problem. 593 00:37:28,192 --> 00:37:31,942 That's the problem. The ears, that's where it hits. 594 00:37:32,108 --> 00:37:35,733 -I'll never be able thank you for this show. 595 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,650 -You ain't seen nothing yet. 596 00:37:37,817 --> 00:37:40,608 -I'm glad my wife likes it. 597 00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:43,775 -And she hasn't seen anything yet, your wife. 598 00:37:44,483 --> 00:37:47,775 - You're forgetting her neck. You have to put some there. 599 00:37:47,942 --> 00:37:50,692 It seems to work well. - A bit too much. 600 00:37:50,858 --> 00:37:52,150 -Do you regret it already? 601 00:37:52,317 --> 00:37:55,942 -No. At their wedding, I'll tell them it was my idea. 602 00:37:56,108 --> 00:38:00,150 - To be a cuckold with honours. - Idiot, I love you more and more. 603 00:38:00,358 --> 00:38:03,150 -I love you so much. I think of you all the time. 604 00:38:03,317 --> 00:38:06,233 I kiss you. I'll call you back very soon. 605 00:38:08,525 --> 00:38:10,775 You're on! I'm coming to get you! 606 00:38:10,983 --> 00:38:13,733 - I fell in love with him in the mountains. 607 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,620 When I'm in the mountains, it's like a wake-up call. 608 00:38:15,775 --> 00:38:20,067 I start again like on the first day. 609 00:38:20,275 --> 00:38:24,775 What's more, every time it's difficult, he tries it alone. 610 00:38:25,817 --> 00:38:27,442 Why are you laughing? 611 00:38:28,358 --> 00:38:31,483 - If I were a woman, I'd find him attractive. 612 00:38:32,525 --> 00:38:34,942 - No risk of avalanche, kids. 613 00:38:35,108 --> 00:38:36,192 Dream weather. 614 00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:39,150 By the way, did you phone? 615 00:38:40,858 --> 00:38:41,858 What are you talking about? 616 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:43,983 - I'm asking if you phoned. 617 00:38:46,025 --> 00:38:49,275 - Why would I phone? - I don't know why. 618 00:38:49,442 --> 00:38:54,067 As you're leaving with the phone, I'm asking if you phoned. 619 00:38:55,275 --> 00:38:57,525 - Have a look. It's quite beautiful, isn't it? 620 00:38:57,692 --> 00:38:58,733 Look, darling. 621 00:38:59,275 --> 00:39:00,817 - Yes, it's beautiful. - Yes, it is. 622 00:39:01,025 --> 00:39:04,025 So, Fabrice, shall we go? 623 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:09,608 - Fabrice meditates. The heights make him meditative. 624 00:39:12,108 --> 00:39:13,275 What's wrong? 625 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:20,358 What's wrong? 626 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,775 - Don't you think that the chatter 627 00:39:23,942 --> 00:39:26,150 of men here is pure pettiness? 628 00:39:26,358 --> 00:39:29,317 - From where we are, we can see Mont Blanc. 629 00:39:29,483 --> 00:39:31,817 We're going to sleep at the foot of Mont Blanc. 630 00:39:31,983 --> 00:39:35,400 Everything is white. Love to you. I'll put Mum on. 631 00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:53,150 There's nothing to worry about. 632 00:39:53,317 --> 00:39:54,442 At over 4,000, it's impossible 633 00:39:54,608 --> 00:39:57,233 to sleep on the first night. 634 00:39:57,442 --> 00:39:59,400 I'm feeling a bit dizzy. 635 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:01,967 But I'm fine. It's nothing to worry about. 636 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,150 - I'll give you a massage for the headache. 637 00:40:10,858 --> 00:40:12,983 Francis, what are you doing? 638 00:40:13,150 --> 00:40:15,317 - Turn around, my love. 639 00:40:15,483 --> 00:40:18,525 - Maybe you should suck it. - Feeling better? 640 00:40:18,692 --> 00:40:21,983 - Why don't you give it a try? I can turn around. 641 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:25,483 - Let's turn around. - This isn't funny. OK, GUYS? 642 00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:27,150 You're not gonna freak out. 643 00:40:27,317 --> 00:40:30,692 Alessandra, it's not a little joke that... 644 00:40:30,858 --> 00:40:33,942 Oh, that's sweet. You can suck it all the way. 645 00:40:34,108 --> 00:40:35,108 You've got to be kidding me. 646 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:40,608 - I'm in a state, kids. I want to fuck! 647 00:40:40,817 --> 00:40:43,525 I want to fuck! Either we sleep or we go. 648 00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:46,900 Do you know what swinging is? It's really quite simple. 649 00:40:47,067 --> 00:40:49,983 - They're not connected. He's going to have a heart attack. 650 00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:51,192 Of course he will. 651 00:40:51,358 --> 00:40:52,942 No but, Alessandra. 652 00:40:53,108 --> 00:40:56,567 - Listen, touch your wife, you'd be nice. 653 00:40:56,733 --> 00:40:59,400 - She's scary. - "She's scary." 654 00:40:59,567 --> 00:41:00,900 - But suck it. 655 00:41:03,692 --> 00:41:05,900 That would be so funny. 656 00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:09,025 You're not in Lyon any more, 657 00:41:09,192 --> 00:41:10,942 you're in the mountains, we can relax. 658 00:41:11,108 --> 00:41:12,733 - We can relax? - Yes, we can. 659 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,108 Just because you'd suck it doesn't mean there'd 660 00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:18,567 be any problem with... There's nothing vulgar about it. 661 00:41:18,733 --> 00:41:21,192 - Chiche, let's go. So you stop. 662 00:41:21,358 --> 00:41:22,900 - Come on, let's go. - Yes, come on. 663 00:41:23,067 --> 00:41:24,067 Let's get undressed. 664 00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:26,942 - That's it, that's it. - Watch the lamp. 665 00:41:27,108 --> 00:41:29,233 - Come on, let's go. - Who do I undress? 666 00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:32,692 - He says nothing. Francis, you could let yourself go. 667 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:37,442 First, at the beginning, she would lick you very, very... 668 00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:41,275 It doesn't have to be an objective 669 00:41:41,442 --> 00:41:44,317 turlute, it could be something affectionate. 670 00:41:44,483 --> 00:41:45,983 It'll get worse. 671 00:41:47,233 --> 00:41:50,233 - But why does it hurt? You have to suck it. 672 00:41:50,442 --> 00:41:54,025 - It's old-fashioned, really. Cut the crap, really. 673 00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:55,192 They don't want to. 674 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,358 - It hurts but it makes you laugh. Stop it. 675 00:41:58,525 --> 00:42:00,858 - I'd like to be sucked off. 676 00:42:01,025 --> 00:42:03,650 I've got the potatoes at the bottom of the bag. 677 00:42:03,817 --> 00:42:06,775 I need to fuck, it's the only thing that relaxes me. 678 00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:08,983 But why are you... 679 00:42:09,150 --> 00:42:11,650 How do you say in Italian "to swallow smoke"? 680 00:42:11,858 --> 00:42:15,775 - There's nothing vulgar about it. - Wait till they fall asleep. 681 00:42:15,983 --> 00:42:19,817 - It doesn't turn me on that you're here kissing your wife. 682 00:42:19,983 --> 00:42:23,108 You shut your mouth, I want to sleep. OK, THEN? 683 00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:24,650 Calm down. 684 00:42:24,817 --> 00:42:28,817 - But I want to be sucked. - But wait a second. 685 00:42:28,983 --> 00:42:30,108 I'm horny. 686 00:42:30,275 --> 00:42:32,692 Don't try to sleep, it doesn't work. 687 00:42:32,858 --> 00:42:34,650 Touch your man's sex. 688 00:42:34,817 --> 00:42:37,733 - You want me to touch his dick? You're gonna get it. 689 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:39,150 - Suck it. 690 00:42:40,317 --> 00:42:44,692 - I can't open these things. I don't understand mountains. 691 00:42:44,858 --> 00:42:45,858 Oh, my God. 692 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:48,483 Are you crazy? 693 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:50,858 - Just leave it alone, Francis. 694 00:42:51,025 --> 00:42:52,817 But that's never happened to me. 695 00:42:52,983 --> 00:42:56,067 - You're overdressed. - What kind of joke is this? 696 00:42:56,233 --> 00:42:57,858 Oh, it's... 697 00:42:59,483 --> 00:43:02,817 - The full moon is not a legend. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 698 00:43:03,025 --> 00:43:04,317 How's your heart? 699 00:43:04,483 --> 00:43:06,858 - It's not going to give us a heart attack. 700 00:43:07,025 --> 00:43:09,025 - Finish it, please. 701 00:43:09,192 --> 00:43:10,733 Can we sleep now? 702 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:13,358 - Finish it, because it's very bad. 703 00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:16,567 - I do what I want with my husband. 704 00:43:16,733 --> 00:43:18,192 I can't finish it. 705 00:43:18,358 --> 00:43:21,650 - Why can't you? You like swinging, then go ahead. 706 00:43:21,817 --> 00:43:24,733 - You suck it. - Can I suck it? 707 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:26,733 She's crazy. 708 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:29,775 - High five. - Good night, kids. 709 00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:32,858 Those who want to, don't make noise. 710 00:43:59,233 --> 00:44:01,192 Listen, it's a sprain. 711 00:44:01,358 --> 00:44:04,525 The strange thing is that it's not swollen. 712 00:44:04,692 --> 00:44:08,233 - Can't you walk? - No, I can't. I can't anymore. 713 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,692 - Is it serious? - No, but I'm having it evacuated by helicopter. 714 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,525 - We're not 2 or 3 hours away. - No, we're not. 715 00:44:14,692 --> 00:44:18,108 - I'd like you to take my wife to the summit. 716 00:44:18,275 --> 00:44:21,025 - I don't want to go without you, my love. 717 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:25,275 - We didn't do all this for that. - Especially for a sprain. 718 00:44:25,442 --> 00:44:30,317 - No problem, I've seen it 50 times. You go with my husband, I'm staying here. 719 00:44:30,483 --> 00:44:35,150 - I'm not going to leave him here. You leave your husband standing here? 720 00:44:35,317 --> 00:44:38,108 - With you, yes. There's no problem. 721 00:44:39,192 --> 00:44:42,733 - If the weather holds, we'll be there in 3 722 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:44,442 hours, at the same time as the chopper! 723 00:44:44,608 --> 00:44:48,442 - Don't worry, Alessandra, I'll take care of him. That's a promise. 724 00:44:48,608 --> 00:44:51,442 - We've done the impossible. - So what are you saying? 725 00:44:51,608 --> 00:44:55,025 - Between your wife getting angry and 726 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,775 my husband raving, we've come a long way. 727 00:44:57,567 --> 00:44:58,608 How does that make you feel? 728 00:44:58,775 --> 00:45:03,025 - I tell myself that one day we'll be a couple with no lies. Business as usual. 729 00:45:03,192 --> 00:45:05,942 - I never thought she loved me that much. 730 00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:07,983 - She left with my husband. 731 00:45:08,192 --> 00:45:11,483 - I'm sorry, but if he hadn't sprained his 732 00:45:11,650 --> 00:45:14,692 ankle, I'd have planned to finish him off at 733 00:45:14,858 --> 00:45:16,293 the top of Mont Blanc by telling him about my dream. 734 00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:20,192 - You don't think you finished him off that night in the tent? 735 00:45:20,358 --> 00:45:21,942 I warned you. 736 00:45:22,108 --> 00:45:24,775 Jealousy can't stand nuance. 737 00:45:26,025 --> 00:45:27,525 Can you see them from here? 738 00:45:27,692 --> 00:45:30,567 - They came up through the south, it's easier. 739 00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:33,275 - That gives us time to take stock. 740 00:45:34,108 --> 00:45:36,858 - I promised your wife I'd look after you. 741 00:45:41,692 --> 00:45:45,900 - So, isn't Mont Blanc sexy? 742 00:45:46,067 --> 00:45:48,233 You know, for me, 743 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,442 the most beautiful things only have value 744 00:45:51,608 --> 00:45:54,442 if I share them with the man I love. 745 00:45:54,608 --> 00:45:57,817 - And me, aren't you starting to love me a little? 746 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,942 - Didn't we say it was a game? 747 00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:04,525 Well then, let's play. 748 00:46:06,567 --> 00:46:08,150 And what's all this about? 749 00:46:08,317 --> 00:46:11,942 That you're going to against my husband? 750 00:46:12,108 --> 00:46:14,817 - Three individuals whom we are going to defend, 751 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:16,025 . with my wife, 752 00:46:16,192 --> 00:46:19,567 and we don't know if they're closer than the Nickel Pieds 753 00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:21,442 or the Bonnot gang. 754 00:46:30,817 --> 00:46:32,817 So much for that 755 00:46:36,858 --> 00:46:40,025 So much for that 756 00:46:40,233 --> 00:46:41,858 He had a heart attack! 757 00:46:42,025 --> 00:46:44,275 - He's had a heart attack! - Francis had a heart attack. 758 00:46:44,442 --> 00:46:45,608 "A heart attack?" 759 00:46:45,775 --> 00:46:49,525 But how is that possible, with a sprained ankle? 760 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:54,400 - Legs. Pull her legs up. 761 00:46:54,567 --> 00:46:57,983 - Did you give him mouth-to-mouth? - I did everything. 762 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:03,108 - So, Francis, are you feeling better? - I'm sorry I spoilt the party. 763 00:47:03,275 --> 00:47:07,608 - It's better to have altitude sickness... than a heart attack. 764 00:47:07,775 --> 00:47:08,858 Isn't that right, Alessandra? 765 00:47:09,025 --> 00:47:11,733 - So, darling, the Mont Blanc, how was it? 766 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,983 - When we get to Etretat, I'll tell you. 767 00:47:14,150 --> 00:47:16,817 - Would you like to stay for a day or two? 768 00:47:16,983 --> 00:47:18,567 No, thank you, Master. 769 00:47:30,025 --> 00:47:34,108 - They're gone And it's over, ni, ni 770 00:47:34,275 --> 00:47:38,317 - Hey! Would you like a little wine 771 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:41,317 And some cheese? 772 00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,858 - I've rarely seen pure genius 773 00:47:45,025 --> 00:47:49,192 A woman so sure 774 00:47:49,358 --> 00:47:50,442 Sublime 775 00:47:50,608 --> 00:47:53,858 - You do not want cheese? - I'd like to tell you something. 776 00:47:54,025 --> 00:47:55,150 Seriously, 777 00:47:55,317 --> 00:48:00,442 what is it about ankle that never swells, 778 00:48:00,608 --> 00:48:05,108 . and this crisis that disappears as quickly as it appeared? 779 00:48:05,275 --> 00:48:10,150 - If I told you that I sucked it 780 00:48:10,317 --> 00:48:13,233 You wouldn't believe me 781 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:18,067 - I'm speechless - A little bit. 782 00:48:18,233 --> 00:48:23,192 - I'm depressed Hopeless! Hopeless! 783 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,942 He's desperate! 784 00:48:26,108 --> 00:48:29,775 He is desperate! 785 00:48:29,942 --> 00:48:34,192 - He doesn't believe it, he knows it - Drink to forget 786 00:48:34,358 --> 00:48:38,067 That your wife is a real bitch 787 00:48:38,817 --> 00:48:43,358 But who loves you But who loves you 788 00:48:43,525 --> 00:48:44,983 Like crazy 789 00:48:46,233 --> 00:48:47,067 Of love 790 00:48:47,233 --> 00:48:51,275 Oh yes, my wife made me. 791 00:48:51,442 --> 00:48:56,233 He imitates an Arabic song. 792 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,025 She sucked, maybe 793 00:48:58,192 --> 00:48:59,567 - Listen carefully. - Yes, I will. 794 00:49:00,275 --> 00:49:03,067 - If you did that thing... - Horrible thing. 795 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:05,733 Horrible thing. 796 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:09,733 - Does that mean you would dare tell me just to turn me on? 797 00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,067 Yes. 798 00:49:12,067 --> 00:49:13,233 Yes. 799 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,650 Does it work or not? 800 00:49:18,358 --> 00:49:20,733 - She told him she got sucked 801 00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:23,192 Maybe to turn him on She told 802 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,317 him Maybe he sucked her He 803 00:49:26,483 --> 00:49:28,817 sucked her maybe to turn him on 804 00:49:28,983 --> 00:49:32,400 Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes I'm sure 805 00:49:32,567 --> 00:49:37,025 it's a lie I'll tell you until midnight... 806 00:49:37,192 --> 00:49:40,192 You know twice I've believed your lies, 807 00:49:40,358 --> 00:49:43,983 but if you had sucked him, if you'd done that despicable 808 00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:48,525 thing, but I'm going to pull out the whole record of 809 00:49:48,692 --> 00:49:51,025 what I've done, and then you fall to the floor, my darling. 810 00:50:00,192 --> 00:50:03,067 - Aless, come on. - How long have you been fucking? 811 00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:05,900 - Why would you say that? - Don't you dare tell me. 812 00:50:06,067 --> 00:50:10,275 She's only having sex with you her career and that of her husband. 813 00:50:10,442 --> 00:50:12,358 We'll talk about it in Etretat. 814 00:50:12,525 --> 00:50:15,692 - An hour ago I was still in love with you. 815 00:50:15,858 --> 00:50:17,358 And now, right now? 816 00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:20,983 - I wish a truck would run us over. 817 00:50:21,858 --> 00:50:23,692 - It's pathetic. - Pathetic? 818 00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:25,067 Yeah, pathetic. 819 00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:27,358 Concern for honesty. 820 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:28,900 Hint of purity. 821 00:50:29,108 --> 00:50:31,192 - Appalling. 822 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,567 - It was out of honesty that I brought him and his wife here. 823 00:50:35,650 --> 00:50:37,525 - Have you ever cheated on me? - That's beside the point. 824 00:50:37,692 --> 00:50:39,442 - Did you cheat on me? 825 00:50:40,233 --> 00:50:42,483 You saw it was just a game. 826 00:50:42,692 --> 00:50:44,317 I really did suck him off. 827 00:50:45,317 --> 00:50:46,317 Yes. 828 00:50:46,358 --> 00:50:48,275 I don't want to know. 829 00:50:48,442 --> 00:50:52,442 Having done it, it's none of my business, but to tell me, you're crazy. 830 00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:56,817 Are you a suburban Laclos? Are you trying to turn me on? Why should I? 831 00:50:57,025 --> 00:50:59,067 Because I don't fuck you any more? 832 00:50:59,233 --> 00:51:02,983 I'm not screwing you anymore because wear and tear is the essence of marriage. 833 00:51:03,150 --> 00:51:04,733 It's not meant to get hard. 834 00:51:04,942 --> 00:51:08,358 - Do you find it heavy to have sucked him off, or saying it? 835 00:51:08,525 --> 00:51:11,192 - Or that you enjoyed it? - Stop it. 836 00:51:11,775 --> 00:51:13,108 Did you like it? 837 00:51:13,317 --> 00:51:14,817 I've been thinking about you. 838 00:51:16,775 --> 00:51:20,233 - If you did that... I can imagine your head coming down. 839 00:51:21,025 --> 00:51:22,317 You've opened the thing. 840 00:51:22,483 --> 00:51:26,650 Plus, there are several layers. It's disgusting. 841 00:51:26,858 --> 00:51:30,442 - Of course I didn't suck it. Who do you think I am? 842 00:51:30,650 --> 00:51:33,192 I'm crazy. I love you. 843 00:51:33,775 --> 00:51:35,733 - Fabrice! - Get rid of that. 844 00:51:36,525 --> 00:51:37,525 I love you, Fabrice. 845 00:51:58,567 --> 00:52:01,192 - This little ball is just like us. 846 00:52:01,358 --> 00:52:05,150 Just a few centimetres off, it was a disaster. Don't come any closer. 847 00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:10,400 I don't know how I'm going to get it out. 848 00:52:10,567 --> 00:52:13,733 - Would you rather I kissed you or if I pushed you? 849 00:52:18,358 --> 00:52:21,317 - It's always the women who decide everything. 850 00:52:35,442 --> 00:52:36,775 I love you, baby. 851 00:52:50,525 --> 00:52:51,525 Somebody help! 852 00:52:55,942 --> 00:52:57,608 Somebody help! 853 00:52:59,483 --> 00:53:01,150 Somebody help! 854 00:53:03,275 --> 00:53:04,525 Somebody help! 855 00:53:05,775 --> 00:53:07,317 Somebody help me! 856 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:34,858 - It's not him, it's me. - What are you talking about? 857 00:53:35,025 --> 00:53:38,483 - It's not him, it's me. I was there when you argued. 858 00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:41,275 A woman speaks Italian. 859 00:53:42,358 --> 00:53:45,483 - If you were still there at the end 860 00:53:45,692 --> 00:53:48,233 of the course, it was forever, if not... 861 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,525 Otherwise? 862 00:53:49,692 --> 00:53:53,192 - If not, it could be me. Will you marry me? 863 00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:56,358 - Who are you, anyway? 864 00:53:58,108 --> 00:54:00,858 - I'm someone who does a lot of divorce work. 865 00:54:01,567 --> 00:54:05,775 - Is that why you're so quick about marriage so easily? 866 00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:10,358 - That's why. I'm proposing to you for the 2nd time in 30 seconds. 867 00:54:10,567 --> 00:54:13,525 - Yes, on the main cliff at Etretat. 868 00:54:14,608 --> 00:54:16,733 The main cliff at Etretat. 869 00:54:17,775 --> 00:54:19,608 5 minutes ago? 870 00:54:19,775 --> 00:54:21,608 That's right, 5 minutes ago. 871 00:54:21,775 --> 00:54:22,858 OK, fine. 872 00:54:24,442 --> 00:54:25,733 They're coming, madam. 873 00:54:55,775 --> 00:54:58,983 - Excuse me, I caught myself on an old root. 874 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:07,900 I beg your pardon. 875 00:55:10,858 --> 00:55:13,233 A judge's widow in the dock, 876 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,983 it was the trial of the autumn. 877 00:55:16,192 --> 00:55:19,483 - Did you really fall in love with this Esmeralda? 878 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:23,442 - Ah yes, Mr President, I fell in love. 879 00:55:23,608 --> 00:55:27,275 Even today, I still am. I still love her. 880 00:55:27,483 --> 00:55:29,442 In a moment, I'm going to tell her. 881 00:55:29,942 --> 00:55:31,400 That I love him. 882 00:55:31,608 --> 00:55:35,608 - Didn't you especially like the room and board? 883 00:55:35,775 --> 00:55:39,942 I understand that she gave you money to play. 884 00:55:40,817 --> 00:55:44,275 - I received a little money, but I lost it all. 885 00:55:44,442 --> 00:55:47,608 M. le président, by living with 886 00:55:47,775 --> 00:55:49,233 her every day, I learned to love her. 887 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,817 And now.. 888 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:55,775 , I really love her, Mr. Chairman. 889 00:55:55,983 --> 00:55:59,400 Really, really, Mr. President. 890 00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:02,358 - Don't believe him. He says that to save his skin. 891 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:05,192 He plays all the time. 892 00:56:05,358 --> 00:56:08,400 He plays everything. I love you madly. 893 00:56:08,567 --> 00:56:12,275 - No, he's still playing. He's always playing. 894 00:56:12,483 --> 00:56:16,442 - Defendant Grandin, can you explain to the jury why your wife was tearing 895 00:56:16,608 --> 00:56:18,968 out the advertising pages of the magazines available to your clients? 896 00:56:19,733 --> 00:56:22,650 - She tore out the pages because that 897 00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:26,150 way they only had the essentials to read. 898 00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:30,775 And above all, it was very useful for me, because... 899 00:56:31,983 --> 00:56:34,692 When I did their hair, they moved less. 900 00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:37,150 They had fewer pages to turn. 901 00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:40,483 And a client who doesn't 902 00:56:40,692 --> 00:56:43,650 move is hard to miss. 903 00:56:43,858 --> 00:56:45,317 Let's get back to your wife. 904 00:56:45,483 --> 00:56:49,650 Your daughter told you on the phone that her mum was dancing the night away. 905 00:56:49,817 --> 00:56:52,483 No, not at all, Mr President. 906 00:56:52,650 --> 00:56:56,233 I was warned by an anonymous phone call. 907 00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:00,817 The voice was female, but it wasn't my daughter. 908 00:57:00,983 --> 00:57:04,358 It was a woman's voice, but it wasn't my daughter. 909 00:57:04,525 --> 00:57:06,900 I would have recognized her. It was a woman's... 910 00:57:07,817 --> 00:57:09,442 - Is that definitive? - Final. 911 00:57:09,608 --> 00:57:12,983 - Because of her? - Because of the clients you get. 912 00:57:13,150 --> 00:57:14,442 - What did you say? 913 00:57:14,608 --> 00:57:16,817 You know what, you're a Thénardier. 914 00:57:16,983 --> 00:57:19,358 - I'm a Thénardier? - Yes, you are! 915 00:57:19,525 --> 00:57:21,942 - Farewell, Cosette. Get fucked somewhere else. 916 00:57:22,108 --> 00:57:24,483 - And how, I'll fuck somewhere else! 917 00:57:24,692 --> 00:57:28,025 - I'm the landlord and I'm a bit of a G.O. 918 00:57:28,192 --> 00:57:30,983 I try to make the clientele laugh a little. 919 00:57:31,150 --> 00:57:35,442 And as I'm a bit of a mimic, I try to make people laugh. 920 00:57:35,608 --> 00:57:37,192 I had to make Marilyn laugh. 921 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,900 You bastard! 922 00:57:39,108 --> 00:57:42,108 - Accused, shut up. Counsellor, tell him to calm down. 923 00:57:42,317 --> 00:57:44,025 He took my wife! Scumbag! 924 00:57:44,233 --> 00:57:45,608 Bastard! 925 00:57:46,817 --> 00:57:49,275 Bastard! Scumbag! 926 00:57:51,650 --> 00:57:53,567 Counsellor, tell your client to calm down. 927 00:57:53,733 --> 00:57:55,025 - Cocksucker! - Keep your mouth shut. 928 00:57:55,192 --> 00:57:56,692 - You bastard! - Get everyone out of here. 929 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,025 - Give me a few days to think. 930 00:58:12,525 --> 00:58:15,067 Just long enough for Salome to finish rehab. 931 00:58:15,233 --> 00:58:18,275 ♪ -Do you want me to come? We can talk about it. 932 00:58:18,442 --> 00:58:20,483 You know it's over. 933 00:58:20,650 --> 00:58:23,400 ♪ No. No, I didn't know. 934 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,150 How do you expect us to know such things? 935 00:58:33,192 --> 00:58:34,567 Excuse me, ladies. 936 00:58:36,608 --> 00:58:40,817 Could you come back this afternoon? I have a family problem. 937 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,608 - July 14th is July 14th. 938 00:58:57,775 --> 00:59:01,942 - Why did you go that way? - You wanted to go via the Champs Elysées. 939 00:59:03,108 --> 00:59:05,525 - You could have taken another route. 940 00:59:05,692 --> 00:59:09,233 - July 14th, you don't take a taxi, is that clear? 941 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,775 - So what do I do? 942 00:59:11,942 --> 00:59:14,358 - You walk, and above all, you pay. 943 00:59:15,108 --> 00:59:16,442 - Oh yeah? - Well, yeah. 944 00:59:16,608 --> 00:59:19,817 - I'll walk and I won't pay. 945 00:59:19,983 --> 00:59:21,942 You'll stay in the taxi, then. 946 00:59:22,108 --> 00:59:23,817 - I've got plenty of time. - So have I. 947 00:59:23,983 --> 00:59:25,692 - You do? - Yeah, you do. 948 00:59:25,858 --> 00:59:27,275 Right, come on. 949 00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:31,275 I don't want any trouble. I'll pay for your taxi. 950 00:59:31,442 --> 00:59:33,858 Come on, then. How much do I owe you? 951 00:59:34,025 --> 00:59:35,025 Meter. 952 00:59:35,108 --> 00:59:37,692 - Besides, the gentleman can't read. 953 00:59:37,858 --> 00:59:41,525 I'll have to walk, and what's more, I have to pay. 954 00:59:41,692 --> 00:59:43,275 Come on, then. Come on now. 955 00:59:43,442 --> 00:59:44,650 Come on now. 956 00:59:44,817 --> 00:59:47,150 - Thank you. - I thank you too. 957 00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:50,483 Come on, I'm pissed off. Come on, I'm pissed off. 958 00:59:51,317 --> 00:59:52,317 - Let go of me! 959 00:59:53,233 --> 00:59:55,317 Come on, bring it, bring it, bring it! 960 00:59:56,567 --> 00:59:58,483 Are you coming or what! 961 00:59:59,192 --> 01:00:01,692 Tell me, what are you blaming me for? 962 01:00:01,858 --> 01:00:03,525 - I've got everything! - Everything! 963 01:00:03,692 --> 01:00:06,233 - Isn't everything enough? - What, everything? 964 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,900 Hey! Oh! 965 01:00:09,233 --> 01:00:11,483 - What do you want? - Not 14 July. 966 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:12,817 - Leave me alone! 967 01:00:12,983 --> 01:00:15,067 - The meter's stopped running for you. 968 01:00:15,650 --> 01:00:19,483 - Aren't you ashamed of hitting her? I'll break your head! 969 01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:22,775 Aren't you ashamed of hitting a woman? 970 01:00:22,942 --> 01:00:23,942 Come here, you. 971 01:00:23,983 --> 01:00:27,192 - Aren't you ashamed of hitting a woman? 972 01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:28,817 Come here, I'm telling you. 973 01:00:28,983 --> 01:00:31,108 - Aren't you ashamed of hitting a woman? 974 01:00:31,275 --> 01:00:33,192 - What have I done to you? 975 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,108 Did you lose? 976 01:01:00,025 --> 01:01:01,608 Did you play the game? 977 01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:04,317 What picture? 978 01:01:06,942 --> 01:01:08,692 The sleeping woman. 979 01:01:09,608 --> 01:01:11,192 The woman who was sleeping there. 980 01:01:11,358 --> 01:01:13,025 - That's the one. 981 01:01:24,067 --> 01:01:26,400 When a black guy gets his hair 982 01:01:26,567 --> 01:01:28,775 straightened, he has to go back twice a month. 983 01:01:28,983 --> 01:01:32,358 Twice a month. For the hairdresser, what's 984 01:01:32,567 --> 01:01:35,067 a black guy getting his hair straightened? 985 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:38,733 - It's a lot. - He's a mine. 986 01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:40,108 Yes, "a mine". 987 01:01:40,317 --> 01:01:42,650 It's a mine, a gold mine. 988 01:01:42,858 --> 01:01:45,275 - Are we going to live our whole lives together? 989 01:01:45,483 --> 01:01:48,275 - If you're a bit more fun, yes. 990 01:02:02,150 --> 01:02:05,192 - I'm crazy about your sister! Do you get it? 991 01:02:05,358 --> 01:02:07,858 - You're going to help me! - She does what she wants. 992 01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:12,775 - You're going to tell her the truth! You're going to tell her who the bastard is. 993 01:02:12,942 --> 01:02:15,275 You're the bastard! You're a bastard! 994 01:02:15,442 --> 01:02:18,483 - And who stole the painting to sell it? 995 01:02:18,650 --> 01:02:20,942 You motherfucker! You're a piece of shit! 996 01:02:21,108 --> 01:02:23,692 My sister can't fuck around with shit! 997 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:29,608 You like to dance, don't you? 998 01:02:29,775 --> 01:02:30,983 - Yeah, I do. - Yes, I do. 999 01:02:31,150 --> 01:02:33,733 - But I prefer cinema. - Shall we go in? 1000 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:36,025 - It's closed. 1001 01:02:36,192 --> 01:02:37,584 - I know a cinema that's open day and night. 1002 01:02:37,608 --> 01:02:40,400 - What's on? - Come to my taxi. 1003 01:02:40,567 --> 01:02:41,775 I don't know this one. 1004 01:02:41,942 --> 01:02:43,650 It's my favourite movie. 1005 01:02:43,817 --> 01:02:44,650 When can I see him? 1006 01:02:44,817 --> 01:02:46,275 Now, if you like. 1007 01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:30,608 So it was at this little ball that 1008 01:03:30,775 --> 01:03:33,275 you met the defendant Poncet? 1009 01:03:33,775 --> 01:03:37,858 - We were there together, but that's not where we met. 1010 01:03:38,025 --> 01:03:40,442 I found out later that we were at the same ball. 1011 01:03:41,858 --> 01:03:46,608 I was there for my own reasons, and he was there for his own reasons. 1012 01:03:46,775 --> 01:03:48,108 What were your reasons? 1013 01:03:48,275 --> 01:03:52,483 - July 14th is the evening when everything's going well 1014 01:03:52,650 --> 01:03:54,567 for everyone else, and things were going badly for me. 1015 01:03:55,108 --> 01:03:59,025 When everyone else is doing well, things even worse for the others. 1016 01:04:25,775 --> 01:04:27,275 I don't believe you any more. 1017 01:04:27,942 --> 01:04:31,108 - Why would I invent a story like that? 1018 01:04:32,192 --> 01:04:35,025 Because I love you. I love you like crazy. 1019 01:04:35,233 --> 01:04:38,567 - If you don't come, I'll start again. - I don't believe you. 1020 01:04:40,317 --> 01:04:42,108 I don't believe you anymore. 1021 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:44,608 Wait, hold on. 1022 01:04:44,775 --> 01:04:46,067 Hold on, eh. 1023 01:04:48,067 --> 01:04:49,067 Sir? 1024 01:04:49,733 --> 01:04:50,942 Sorry, sir. 1025 01:04:52,775 --> 01:04:54,442 Sir, please. 1026 01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:59,150 Could you tell the lady that I'm at Bichat hospital? 1027 01:05:14,275 --> 01:05:16,525 Hello? Hello, madame. 1028 01:05:18,483 --> 01:05:20,692 ♪ I'm the gentleman next door 1029 01:05:20,858 --> 01:05:23,483 which is really at Bichat Hospital. 1030 01:05:24,567 --> 01:05:27,108 We really are at Bichat Hospital. 1031 01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:30,942 Here we are. I'll play it back for you. Goodbye, madam. 1032 01:05:32,192 --> 01:05:35,983 - Good afternoon, madam. I am your husband's your husband's next-door neighbour. 1033 01:05:36,858 --> 01:05:39,025 You must come and see him. 1034 01:05:39,233 --> 01:05:40,692 You must come and see him. 1035 01:05:41,483 --> 01:05:42,983 You must come and see us. 1036 01:05:44,275 --> 01:05:45,608 - Help him, sir. 1037 01:05:46,483 --> 01:05:49,025 You must help him. There's nothing more I can do for him. 1038 01:05:52,317 --> 01:05:55,150 - Will I earn a lot of money? - Yes. Fourth. 1039 01:05:55,317 --> 01:05:56,733 Fourth, down. 1040 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:58,025 There you go, there you go. 1041 01:05:58,192 --> 01:06:00,483 - Look ahead. - How much money? 1042 01:06:00,650 --> 01:06:03,483 - Yes. I mean, once I've pointed out a few things. 1043 01:06:04,858 --> 01:06:07,858 Do you always get your left and right confused? 1044 01:06:08,025 --> 01:06:10,650 - Yes. And what's more, I'm colour-blind. 1045 01:06:10,817 --> 01:06:13,692 - Oh, dear! I'm going to love you. I'm going to love you. 1046 01:06:13,858 --> 01:06:15,150 Brake, brake. 1047 01:06:16,358 --> 01:06:18,525 - Haven't you ever played anything? - Not a thing. 1048 01:06:18,692 --> 01:06:21,025 Not even bowls, darts? 1049 01:06:21,692 --> 01:06:23,400 - No, nothing. - You're a case. 1050 01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:27,567 - You take two. - Why did you split up? 1051 01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:29,108 - She only saw my faults. 1052 01:06:29,525 --> 01:06:33,400 - A quality is a flaw that knows how to make itself useful. 1053 01:06:33,858 --> 01:06:34,900 So what did you think? 1054 01:06:35,067 --> 01:06:39,442 - I should have made an effort to keep it, to try to change it. 1055 01:06:39,608 --> 01:06:44,942 - A fox can change its hair, not his character. 1056 01:06:45,108 --> 01:06:47,275 - He's a pain in the arse. - Me, I... 1057 01:06:47,442 --> 01:06:51,442 - It's because I was lying too much. Then she got fed up. 1058 01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:56,025 - What's important isn't the 1059 01:06:56,192 --> 01:06:58,192 truth, it's what helps you to live. 1060 01:06:58,608 --> 01:07:01,983 - They're all looking for a successful man. 1061 01:07:03,275 --> 01:07:06,983 - To be successful, you have to be strong. 1062 01:07:07,275 --> 01:07:09,900 - Is he going to comment on every sentence? 1063 01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:12,900 And then be right. 1064 01:07:13,442 --> 01:07:15,775 - I don't know. He's messing with my head. 1065 01:07:15,942 --> 01:07:18,525 I can't tell. It's up to you. You're on. 1066 01:07:18,692 --> 01:07:20,358 I'm telling you, it's your turn. 1067 01:07:21,192 --> 01:07:23,317 - Two aces. - Right, right. 1068 01:07:23,483 --> 01:07:26,483 I've spent my life going the wrong way. 1069 01:07:27,817 --> 01:07:30,275 The path is more important 1070 01:07:30,442 --> 01:07:33,317 than the destination. 1071 01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:37,733 - Right, right, right. Yes. Did you commit suicide too? 1072 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:40,358 No. No, no. 1073 01:07:40,525 --> 01:07:42,150 Pavement accident. 1074 01:07:42,317 --> 01:07:47,067 - I don't know what happened. Between you two, I have a head... It's difficult. 1075 01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:51,483 - That's 5, 42. It's yours. - You can play two more times. 1076 01:07:52,317 --> 01:07:54,275 No, not all the dice. 1077 01:07:55,775 --> 01:07:58,567 - Do you know the guy who left with your wife? 1078 01:07:59,942 --> 01:08:01,775 Do you know him? 1079 01:08:02,567 --> 01:08:04,900 - I don't get it. - You can tell, yes. 1080 01:08:05,108 --> 01:08:09,275 - No human being in the world understands anyone. 1081 01:08:09,442 --> 01:08:14,067 That's why love is always a miracle. 1082 01:08:14,608 --> 01:08:16,900 - I'm going to La Défense to dump two Japanese men. 1083 01:08:17,067 --> 01:08:18,983 I can't take my eyes off your teddy bear. 1084 01:08:19,150 --> 01:08:20,275 ♪ - "La Défense"? 1085 01:08:20,483 --> 01:08:21,817 Attends, attends. 1086 01:08:21,983 --> 01:08:25,942 We'll meet at Place de la Concorde in 10 minutes. 1087 01:08:26,108 --> 01:08:27,150 I'll explain. 1088 01:08:27,358 --> 01:08:31,525 - Why Concorde? ♪ - I have a question to ask you. 1089 01:08:31,692 --> 01:08:35,733 And to answer it, you need something sumptuous as the Concorde. 1090 01:08:36,858 --> 01:08:40,358 And I wanted to ask her to marry me. 1091 01:08:41,525 --> 01:08:45,150 She was at La Défense and we were to meet at the Concorde. 1092 01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:49,775 And it was on the way to to give me her answer that she... 1093 01:08:49,942 --> 01:08:52,067 Horn, screeching tyres 1094 01:08:52,817 --> 01:08:55,692 So much for that 1095 01:08:55,858 --> 01:08:58,942 All for you 1096 01:08:59,567 --> 01:09:03,317 You're running late, my love 1097 01:09:08,025 --> 01:09:11,067 What the hell are you doing? 1098 01:09:11,233 --> 01:09:13,358 What the fuck are you doing? 1099 01:09:13,525 --> 01:09:15,775 - Did she have a driving licence? - No, she didn't. 1100 01:09:15,942 --> 01:09:20,442 That is to say, she had it, but she'd got it in a strange way. 1101 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,942 Paris blocked He imitates de Gaulle. 1102 01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:26,233 But Paris liberated. 1103 01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:29,650 What are you doing, my love? 1104 01:09:31,192 --> 01:09:33,442 - With 13,000 francs, I can go and see them. 1105 01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:36,108 I'll pay for my daughter's treatment, I'll get them back and 1106 01:09:36,275 --> 01:09:38,942 I'll delegate 80% of my sales to you. of my turnover to you. 1107 01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:40,733 Before, you only had 50%. 1108 01:09:40,942 --> 01:09:43,983 - You have exploded your debt ratios. 1109 01:09:44,192 --> 01:09:47,025 - She's being held hostage in this hotel. 1110 01:09:47,233 --> 01:09:51,317 - A hostage situation involves the police, not your banker. 1111 01:09:51,733 --> 01:09:55,650 - And that's the truth. With 13,000 F, I'm back in business. 1112 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:57,483 I was a bit desperate, 1113 01:09:57,692 --> 01:09:59,525 but now everything's fine. 1114 01:10:00,192 --> 01:10:03,317 - You should be happy that we didn't send the bailiffs. 1115 01:10:03,858 --> 01:10:07,650 - 3 000 F. Just enough time to go and get them. 1116 01:10:07,858 --> 01:10:11,358 I'll even work on Saturdays and Sundays. 1117 01:10:11,525 --> 01:10:14,233 - This is M. Frontin's 25,000 francs. 1118 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,192 He was expecting 50. - I'll explain it to him. 1119 01:10:17,358 --> 01:10:19,650 - I'll make him wait. - I'll be there in a minute. 1120 01:10:20,442 --> 01:10:21,900 Good. Mr Gandin... - Grandin. 1121 01:10:22,067 --> 01:10:23,876 - Yes, "Grandin". I'll see you at the beginning of the school year. 1122 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:27,525 I'll see what I can do. - You've got to help me today. 1123 01:10:27,692 --> 01:10:30,025 - I don't need your help today. 1124 01:10:30,192 --> 01:10:32,650 In the autumn, it'll be better. Today, sir. 1125 01:10:32,817 --> 01:10:34,858 I didn't have a gun. 1126 01:10:35,150 --> 01:10:36,858 - Yes, sir, you did. 1127 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:39,025 ..- No, you didn't! 1128 01:10:39,233 --> 01:10:42,858 It was with the letter opener on the table. 1129 01:10:43,067 --> 01:10:45,733 Mr Chairman, I'm a banker. I have responsibilities. 1130 01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:48,275 I don't allow myself to be threatened by a letter opener. 1131 01:10:48,442 --> 01:10:51,900 - The letter opener, that's true. 1132 01:10:52,983 --> 01:10:57,525 I threatened him with the letter opener. 1133 01:10:57,692 --> 01:11:00,317 It's true, I admit it. I admit it. 1134 01:11:01,817 --> 01:11:04,858 - Goodbye, Mr Grandin. - Goodbye, Madame. 1135 01:11:31,108 --> 01:11:34,442 - 149, boulevard Magenta, Please, sir. 1136 01:11:55,233 --> 01:11:59,900 - Since no one wants me here, I'm leaving to start a new life in Canada. 1137 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,150 Then I... 1138 01:12:03,317 --> 01:12:04,900 When everything's all right, I'll... 1139 01:12:05,067 --> 01:12:06,358 I'll send for you. 1140 01:12:07,525 --> 01:12:08,692 I love you, Esmeralda. 1141 01:12:10,317 --> 01:12:11,567 I love you, Esmeralda. 1142 01:12:11,733 --> 01:12:12,858 We're off. 1143 01:12:15,525 --> 01:12:16,358 How'd it go? 1144 01:12:16,525 --> 01:12:19,108 - He was understanding. He lent me 25,000 francs. 1145 01:12:19,275 --> 01:12:20,775 To go to Canada? 1146 01:12:20,942 --> 01:12:23,733 - No, not for that. To get the machine running again. 1147 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,983 - Do you have your daughter's passport? 1148 01:12:26,150 --> 01:12:28,317 No. I'll... 1149 01:12:28,483 --> 01:12:32,108 I'll tell her mother that we're going to Switzerland. 1150 01:12:32,775 --> 01:12:35,775 - Can I make a phone call? - No, you may not. The taxi's waiting. 1151 01:12:43,733 --> 01:12:45,192 No, no, no, no. Come on, then. 1152 01:12:51,817 --> 01:12:53,733 Gare de Lyon, please. 1153 01:12:56,108 --> 01:12:58,442 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 1154 01:12:59,983 --> 01:13:01,400 What are you thinking about? 1155 01:13:02,025 --> 01:13:03,483 What am I thinking? 1156 01:13:03,650 --> 01:13:06,900 I'm thinking that in the 4th, this afternoon, 1157 01:13:07,067 --> 01:13:08,858 at Longchamp, there's Ascheto at 10 to 1, and 1158 01:13:09,025 --> 01:13:12,358 that with these 25,000 balls, we could make 250,000. 1159 01:13:12,525 --> 01:13:14,817 And then we'd be off to Canada in style. 1160 01:13:16,983 --> 01:13:18,983 I'd play Mona Lisa. 1161 01:13:19,192 --> 01:13:21,900 - They'll all be there, on the Mona Lisa. 1162 01:13:22,067 --> 01:13:25,025 - With Ascheto, Canada can wait. 1163 01:13:25,192 --> 01:13:30,567 - 25,000 francs is enough for us to to get on a plane and go to Canada. 1164 01:13:30,733 --> 01:13:34,567 - And once we're in Canada, what are you going to do with what's left? 1165 01:13:37,817 --> 01:13:41,567 - Excuse me, but your daughter, where are you going to look for her? 1166 01:13:41,817 --> 01:13:44,733 - In Thonon-les-Bains, on Lake Geneva. 1167 01:13:46,317 --> 01:13:49,775 - For the price of the train tickets, I'll give you a lift. 1168 01:13:49,942 --> 01:13:52,192 You won't be sitting down on 31 July. 1169 01:13:57,775 --> 01:13:59,817 - Your taxi's amazing. 1170 01:14:00,442 --> 01:14:01,858 Would you like some tea? Some coffee? 1171 01:14:04,025 --> 01:14:06,025 - No, I'm fine. - No, thank you. 1172 01:14:08,150 --> 01:14:10,525 - How long does it take to get to Thonon? 1173 01:14:11,733 --> 01:14:13,108 The time it takes to get there. 1174 01:14:13,275 --> 01:14:14,525 How long does it take? 1175 01:14:15,067 --> 01:14:16,483 The time it takes to get there. 1176 01:14:20,358 --> 01:14:24,233 - Listen, sir, you're kind, but we prefer the train. 1177 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:27,192 - You prefer the train, I prefer the taxi. 1178 01:14:27,358 --> 01:14:29,358 Once we've nicked the little girl, he'll take 1179 01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:33,775 us to Geneva airport and we're off to Montreal. 1180 01:14:34,108 --> 01:14:37,608 - Hi, Antoine. Do you have a client named Marilyn Grandin? 1181 01:14:37,775 --> 01:14:40,067 - What's her name? - I'm Albert. He's going to replace me. 1182 01:14:40,233 --> 01:14:41,067 How do you do? 1183 01:14:41,233 --> 01:14:42,692 Marilyn Grandin? 1184 01:14:42,858 --> 01:14:44,900 - She's in there. - The waitress? 1185 01:14:45,067 --> 01:14:47,567 - She's helping us. - Can we talk to her? 1186 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,150 - No, go ahead. - Go on, go ahead. 1187 01:14:49,317 --> 01:14:50,608 He's perfect. 1188 01:14:50,775 --> 01:14:52,317 - Mrs Grandin? - Yes, she is. 1189 01:14:52,942 --> 01:14:56,733 - What's the matter, Mrs. 1190 01:14:56,900 --> 01:14:59,275 Grandin? - Your husband robbed a bank. 1191 01:14:59,442 --> 01:15:03,525 - There must be some mistake. 1192 01:15:03,692 --> 01:15:06,900 - He squared his shoulders his banker and took the cash. 1193 01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:09,400 - My husband is incapable of hurting a fly. 1194 01:15:09,650 --> 01:15:11,442 - Mum, Dad's on the phone. What's all this about? 1195 01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:14,983 Jacques suing a bank. This is crazy. 1196 01:15:15,233 --> 01:15:17,150 You must be mistaken. 1197 01:15:17,317 --> 01:15:19,733 What is this bullshit? 1198 01:15:21,525 --> 01:15:23,525 Jacques? Where the hell are you? 1199 01:15:23,942 --> 01:15:26,442 - In 2 or 3 hours, I'll be in Thonon. 1200 01:15:27,608 --> 01:15:29,942 I want to have dinner with the little girl. 1201 01:15:31,150 --> 01:15:34,942 - I'll prepare Salomé for you. We'll be waiting for you. 1202 01:15:36,150 --> 01:15:40,067 - And then, I promise, you'll never hear from me again. 1203 01:15:41,025 --> 01:15:42,358 Go on, get the fuck out. 1204 01:15:43,525 --> 01:15:45,400 Do you really not love me any more? 1205 01:15:50,442 --> 01:15:53,525 - Are you sure he lent it to you, the 25,000 francs? 1206 01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:55,692 - Yes, I'm sure. - Didn't he? 1207 01:15:55,858 --> 01:15:58,608 On the radio, they say that you robbed the bank. 1208 01:16:00,067 --> 01:16:01,067 Is he dead? 1209 01:16:01,108 --> 01:16:04,358 - No, otherwise no one would know you were going to Thonon. 1210 01:16:04,525 --> 01:16:05,525 So what do we do? 1211 01:16:05,608 --> 01:16:08,275 - Off to Canada without passing through Thonon. 1212 01:16:08,442 --> 01:16:10,650 - The star. - Very good. 1213 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,108 - I'm not going to Canada without my daughter. 1214 01:16:14,608 --> 01:16:18,025 - Why would you do that? - You understand nothing. 1215 01:16:18,192 --> 01:16:20,983 - I understand why your wife ran off. 1216 01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:25,192 - You pay the fare and I go home. - You're not coming to Canada anymore? 1217 01:16:25,358 --> 01:16:29,400 - His face is going to be every airport in 5 minutes. 1218 01:16:29,567 --> 01:16:31,442 What if I gave her back the money? 1219 01:16:31,608 --> 01:16:33,983 - It was only 25,000? - Yes, it was. 1220 01:16:35,150 --> 01:16:37,650 You're not gonna leave us on the road. 1221 01:16:39,233 --> 01:16:42,275 - We'll have a coffee in the car and then we'll... 1222 01:16:42,442 --> 01:16:43,442 That's a good idea. 1223 01:16:43,650 --> 01:16:46,108 ♪ -Des histoires de gendarmes 1224 01:16:46,275 --> 01:16:49,942 Everyone on earth doesn't give a 1225 01:16:50,108 --> 01:16:53,483 damn, doesn't give a damn About the 1226 01:16:54,442 --> 01:16:58,025 little miseries Of his downstairs 1227 01:16:58,192 --> 01:16:59,733 neighbour Our little affairs, ours, 1228 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:01,900 ours Our little affairs That's what 1229 01:17:02,358 --> 01:17:05,733 comes first - Why didn't you leave with the 25,000 francs? 1230 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:09,858 - Mr Chairman, I thought that these 1231 01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:11,775 days I wouldn't get far with 25,000 francs. 1232 01:17:11,942 --> 01:17:14,650 What's more, the idea of Canada appealed to me. 1233 01:17:14,983 --> 01:17:17,983 And I wanted to start a new life too. 1234 01:17:18,150 --> 01:17:19,733 They were nice people. 1235 01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:23,108 I told myself that three was better than one. 1236 01:17:23,275 --> 01:17:26,317 - Were you the one who thought to steal a camper van? 1237 01:17:26,483 --> 01:17:30,067 - Yes, Mr President. Jacques was expected at the hotel. 1238 01:17:30,233 --> 01:17:33,942 We had to wait before picking up his daughter. 1239 01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:37,442 As if to be discreet, we didn't go to 1240 01:17:37,608 --> 01:17:40,483 hotels, the camper van was the safest 1241 01:17:40,650 --> 01:17:43,692 way to travel and take a bit of a holiday. 1242 01:17:43,858 --> 01:17:46,525 - You did more than just take a holiday. 1243 01:17:46,692 --> 01:17:47,692 That's true. 1244 01:17:47,817 --> 01:17:49,567 If that's what it's all about, 1245 01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:51,942 in the end we pay everyone back. 1246 01:17:52,108 --> 01:17:55,942 - There's insurance. - Who will pay for their holidays? 1247 01:17:56,108 --> 01:17:58,608 - And who's going to reimburse your wife? 1248 01:17:59,442 --> 01:18:02,108 - They're out there with their kids. 1249 01:18:02,275 --> 01:18:04,775 - They'll have stories to tell. 1250 01:18:04,942 --> 01:18:08,025 There's enough food in the fridge for 2-3 days. 1251 01:18:08,192 --> 01:18:10,483 It's a young age, isn't it? 1252 01:18:10,650 --> 01:18:13,067 - Where are we going to go with this now? 1253 01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:17,150 - Where are you going with that? 1254 01:18:17,317 --> 01:18:20,858 Where do you want to go with that! 1255 01:18:24,650 --> 01:18:25,483 On holiday. 1256 01:18:25,650 --> 01:18:30,108 There are guys who work 20 years to drive one of these things. 20 years! 1257 01:18:33,192 --> 01:18:34,400 What about my daughter? 1258 01:18:34,567 --> 01:18:37,358 - What about her? - When do I get her back? 1259 01:18:39,025 --> 01:18:40,525 When you've got a tan. 1260 01:18:41,275 --> 01:18:44,317 You catch him, because I give up. 1261 01:18:45,775 --> 01:18:48,525 - If you want to change, there's some stuff. 1262 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,317 - That's what needs changing. 1263 01:18:55,233 --> 01:18:56,733 Stop pissing him off. 1264 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,233 Stop pissing him off. 1265 01:19:03,358 --> 01:19:05,198 - I'm in love with you. - I love you, I love you, I love you. 1266 01:19:05,233 --> 01:19:10,108 I love you, I love you, I love you. 1267 01:19:10,608 --> 01:19:12,108 But I love you. 1268 01:19:12,275 --> 01:19:14,400 - No, I love you. - No, you don't. I love you, me. 1269 01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:15,942 - No. I do. - I love you. 1270 01:19:16,108 --> 01:19:18,275 - I love you. - I love you. I love you. 1271 01:19:20,775 --> 01:19:22,733 Must be a change from the taxi? 1272 01:19:23,317 --> 01:19:26,233 - Not really. Except for the atmosphere. - The atmosphere? 1273 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,067 Ah well, the atmosphere... 1274 01:19:28,233 --> 01:19:30,983 "55, rue d'Alesia. Alésia, 55." 1275 01:19:31,150 --> 01:19:33,858 "Hôpital Beaujon, twice. Hôpital Beaujon." 1276 01:19:34,025 --> 01:19:36,067 "Not free, sir." "No, of course not." 1277 01:19:36,233 --> 01:19:37,358 The atmosphere. 1278 01:19:38,858 --> 01:19:42,025 - What did you find in the back? - A camera, 200 F. 1279 01:19:42,192 --> 01:19:45,192 - Yeah. - A golf club, a guitar 1280 01:19:45,358 --> 01:19:46,858 and a dozen eggs. 1281 01:19:50,692 --> 01:19:52,817 - We're registered. - Under whose name? 1282 01:19:53,358 --> 01:19:55,400 - His. - Thank you very much. 1283 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,733 - And what did she do? 1284 01:19:58,942 --> 01:20:00,733 - She got her licence with a pretty smile. 1285 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:04,108 It's all my fault. I shouldn't have let her drive. 1286 01:20:05,025 --> 01:20:07,275 - We've been spotted, guys. - FLICS? 1287 01:20:07,442 --> 01:20:08,650 - Girls. - Where are they? 1288 01:20:08,817 --> 01:20:10,150 Behind, on the left. 1289 01:20:13,858 --> 01:20:17,233 - We're not lucky. - Don't be fooled by appearances. 1290 01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:22,775 If it's like that, I give up. 1291 01:20:22,942 --> 01:20:26,150 - I saw you with the cop. - And you, the customer in number 18. 1292 01:20:26,317 --> 01:20:29,483 You think I didn't see you? I'm not your maid. 1293 01:20:29,733 --> 01:20:32,567 - An evening of doldrums While 1294 01:20:32,733 --> 01:20:36,650 chewing on your blues While brooding 1295 01:20:36,817 --> 01:20:40,567 You've got to keep hoping Even 1296 01:20:40,733 --> 01:20:44,567 without believing It'll end much 1297 01:20:44,733 --> 01:20:46,233 better If it's by chance That you 1298 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,650 meet a friend That you love each 1299 01:20:48,817 --> 01:20:52,817 other without knowing Why he'll come 1300 01:20:52,983 --> 01:20:54,567 Why you'll see him A night too white 1301 01:20:54,733 --> 01:20:56,333 A morning pallid - Was it good? - It was very good. 1302 01:20:56,442 --> 01:20:57,442 Did you enjoy it? 1303 01:20:57,608 --> 01:20:59,150 An evening of tiredness 1304 01:20:59,317 --> 01:21:00,650 Here, hello my apple 1305 01:21:00,817 --> 01:21:02,275 Here, good evening, tézigue 1306 01:21:02,442 --> 01:21:04,317 You saw me I don't know you 1307 01:21:04,483 --> 01:21:06,608 I've got a feeling Oh là là 1308 01:21:06,817 --> 01:21:10,942 Oh, my friends, I only loved you 1309 01:21:11,108 --> 01:21:14,858 Oh, my friends, you were all I had 1310 01:21:15,025 --> 01:21:18,942 Oh, my friends, it was only us 1311 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:23,817 Oh, my friends, and we were crazy 1312 01:21:39,567 --> 01:21:41,358 I try to love 1313 01:21:41,900 --> 01:21:43,817 All that is contrary to me 1314 01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:45,817 It's hidden by love 1315 01:21:45,983 --> 01:21:49,858 That I try to subtract From the count of my days 1316 01:21:50,025 --> 01:21:51,692 The sweat, the shiver 1317 01:21:51,858 --> 01:21:53,900 From sleep, from my dream 1318 01:21:54,067 --> 01:21:55,692 Of its madness 1319 01:21:55,858 --> 01:21:57,525 And while we're at it 1320 01:21:57,692 --> 01:22:00,400 We can stay here like this, the two of us, as friends 1321 01:22:00,567 --> 01:22:02,775 Without giving any other meaning to life 1322 01:22:03,358 --> 01:22:07,150 - Why take so many risks for a simple lunch? 1323 01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:11,858 - Because, Mr President, we didn't have any lunch left. 1324 01:22:12,025 --> 01:22:14,400 - You had already spent your 25,000 francs? 1325 01:22:14,567 --> 01:22:15,900 Yes, Mr Chairman. 1326 01:22:16,067 --> 01:22:19,900 Let's say that we had already spent it, but at the casino. 1327 01:22:20,317 --> 01:22:23,275 - It's because of that big loss at the casino 1328 01:22:23,442 --> 01:22:26,900 - that everything that followed followed? - Yes, Mr President. 1329 01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:29,400 - My wife left me. - The headwaiter. 1330 01:22:29,567 --> 01:22:32,483 I remind you that we only have 200 balls. 1331 01:22:33,692 --> 01:22:34,817 Have you decided? 1332 01:22:34,983 --> 01:22:37,608 - I'll have a salad and a coffee. 1333 01:22:37,775 --> 01:22:41,192 - A salad and a coffee. - Same for me, but without the coffee. 1334 01:22:41,358 --> 01:22:42,817 That's fine. That's fine. And for you? 1335 01:22:42,983 --> 01:22:45,233 - Foie gras. - One foie gras. 1336 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:48,108 - And the house speciality, grilled lobster. 1337 01:22:48,275 --> 01:22:50,567 - Lobster, 200 grams? 500 grams? 1338 01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:51,983 - 500. - "500". 1339 01:22:53,192 --> 01:22:54,275 What about the wine? 1340 01:22:54,442 --> 01:22:56,775 - I have every confidence in you. - Thank you very much. Thank you. 1341 01:22:59,275 --> 01:23:00,858 Do you have a credit card? 1342 01:23:01,025 --> 01:23:04,192 - At the end of the meal, I'll set fire to the toilet. 1343 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:08,900 - Maître d', please. - Sir. 1344 01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:10,817 I take it as sir. 1345 01:23:11,692 --> 01:23:15,067 - The same for me, with a soufflé Richelieu. 1346 01:23:15,233 --> 01:23:18,400 - Very good, Monsieur. - Your appetite has returned. 1347 01:23:19,692 --> 01:23:21,025 Got any other ideas? 1348 01:23:21,192 --> 01:23:24,067 - I've seen quite a few films. - Which one is this? 1349 01:23:24,233 --> 01:23:27,650 - An Italian comedy from the '60s. Black and white. 1350 01:23:27,817 --> 01:23:30,192 - How old are you? - Fuck you. 1351 01:23:33,858 --> 01:23:35,983 Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! 1352 01:23:38,067 --> 01:23:39,150 Fire! Fire! 1353 01:23:46,108 --> 01:23:48,733 - According to the manager of the establishment, you 1354 01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:52,900 even took the opportunity to take away the day's takings. 1355 01:23:53,067 --> 01:23:54,442 Yes, Mr President. 1356 01:23:54,650 --> 01:23:58,233 - Poncet, a priori, you're the ringleader. 1357 01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,442 You seem to be the leader, 1358 01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:02,900 the agitator of the trio. 1359 01:24:03,775 --> 01:24:08,525 It was you who suggested the idea of counterfeit money. 1360 01:24:09,275 --> 01:24:12,650 - Telephone for you, Captain. Fraud Squad. 1361 01:24:14,192 --> 01:24:15,525 Captain Lefaure. 1362 01:24:16,150 --> 01:24:18,858 - Hello, Captain. Paris Fraud Squad. 1363 01:24:19,025 --> 01:24:20,067 ♪ -Oui. 1364 01:24:20,692 --> 01:24:23,858 - You are about to receive a visit from three of our guards. 1365 01:24:24,025 --> 01:24:26,900 If you could give them a warm welcome. 1366 01:24:27,108 --> 01:24:29,358 - Of course. Of course. So, what's going on? 1367 01:24:31,442 --> 01:24:34,483 - Everything suggests that there's a 1368 01:24:34,650 --> 01:24:36,358 gang of counterfeiters in your area. 1369 01:24:36,567 --> 01:24:39,525 - Hello? - What do you want me to do? 1370 01:24:39,733 --> 01:24:42,608 - Receive them, they'll explain. 1371 01:24:42,817 --> 01:24:44,817 - When will they arrive? 1372 01:24:45,025 --> 01:24:47,983 - It's a wonder they're not here already. 1373 01:24:48,192 --> 01:24:50,483 - I'm in my office. I'm waiting for them. 1374 01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:53,733 - Didn't you ask for their police card? 1375 01:24:53,942 --> 01:24:57,317 - I didn't because I've been swindled. 1376 01:24:57,483 --> 01:25:00,692 - Swindled by a very well - which 1377 01:25:00,858 --> 01:25:03,567 speculated about a genuine case of 1378 01:25:03,733 --> 01:25:05,650 counterfeit money in the region. 1379 01:25:05,817 --> 01:25:09,692 They must have heard it on the radio, as I had. 1380 01:25:09,858 --> 01:25:12,567 So I didn't ask them for their papers. 1381 01:25:13,025 --> 01:25:15,233 - You've just been warned? - Yes, I have. 1382 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:17,192 Those are the guys from Paris. 1383 01:25:17,358 --> 01:25:20,942 - We have to visit places where cash circulates. 1384 01:25:21,108 --> 01:25:23,400 - This brasserie is the heart of the country. 1385 01:25:23,567 --> 01:25:25,733 - Hi, Maurice. - How are you? 1386 01:25:26,233 --> 01:25:28,483 - The gentlemen I told you about. 1387 01:25:28,650 --> 01:25:30,525 - Hello, gentlemen. - Good morning, sir. 1388 01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:34,442 - These are today's 500 banknotes. 1389 01:25:34,608 --> 01:25:36,567 May I have a look? 1390 01:25:36,733 --> 01:25:37,775 Thank you, sir. 1391 01:25:40,817 --> 01:25:41,858 He's good. 1392 01:25:44,858 --> 01:25:46,108 OK, then. 1393 01:25:46,275 --> 01:25:49,775 - What's all this about? - They will explain. 1394 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:53,608 - It's fake. - They went that way. 1395 01:25:53,775 --> 01:25:54,817 Here you go. 1396 01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:56,900 It's fake. 1397 01:25:57,067 --> 01:25:58,942 - Do you want to see it? - Yes, I do. 1398 01:26:01,817 --> 01:26:02,817 It's fake. 1399 01:26:02,942 --> 01:26:05,733 Look, the finger. 1400 01:26:05,942 --> 01:26:09,150 Is it there? That's right. 1401 01:26:09,317 --> 01:26:10,400 That's right. 1402 01:26:11,775 --> 01:26:12,775 Wrong. 1403 01:26:12,817 --> 01:26:15,358 - What are you going to do with all that? - It's fine. 1404 01:26:15,567 --> 01:26:16,942 We'll give you a receipt. 1405 01:26:17,108 --> 01:26:19,775 You'll be reimbursed by the Bank of France. 1406 01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:22,692 - And where's this week's takings? 1407 01:26:22,858 --> 01:26:23,858 At the bank. 1408 01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:25,400 We'll go there. 1409 01:26:25,567 --> 01:26:28,858 - We'll call them. - Tell them we're on our way. 1410 01:26:29,025 --> 01:26:33,400 - You've looked at it wrong. There's a fake in the real one. 1411 01:26:33,567 --> 01:26:34,983 So check everything. 1412 01:26:35,192 --> 01:26:37,275 There's a fake in the real one. 1413 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,692 Yes, there is. Take a look. 1414 01:26:41,567 --> 01:26:42,400 It's fake. 1415 01:26:42,567 --> 01:26:47,358 - The gentlemen from Paris are here for counterfeit money. 1416 01:26:47,567 --> 01:26:51,358 They would like the 500 banknotes from the last 24 hours. 1417 01:26:52,733 --> 01:26:55,192 - You've been unlucky. - No, I wasn't. 1418 01:26:56,733 --> 01:26:58,692 - Did you find any others? - Yes, I have. 1419 01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:00,900 Let me see. 1420 01:27:04,192 --> 01:27:05,192 A real one. 1421 01:27:06,108 --> 01:27:07,192 You can have it. 1422 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,525 This is for my daughter. 1423 01:27:08,692 --> 01:27:10,858 The 3 denim suits, the 1424 01:27:11,025 --> 01:27:13,817 Reeboks, the child's jacket: 4500. 1425 01:27:14,442 --> 01:27:18,275 - The caps are on me. - That's very kind of you. Thank you, madam. 1426 01:27:18,442 --> 01:27:20,358 - Do you only have 500 franc notes? 1427 01:27:20,525 --> 01:27:23,192 - Why should I? - There's been some counterfeiting. 1428 01:27:23,358 --> 01:27:25,400 We're a little suspicious. 1429 01:27:25,567 --> 01:27:28,108 - Take your pick. - I trust you. 1430 01:27:28,275 --> 01:27:31,442 - We guarantee these. - No, we don't. You're nice. 1431 01:27:31,608 --> 01:27:33,275 The caps... 1432 01:27:33,442 --> 01:27:36,317 - How many times have you done this? 1433 01:27:36,483 --> 01:27:38,567 Three times, Mr President. 1434 01:27:38,733 --> 01:27:42,025 - I have four complaints here. - Yes, you do. 1435 01:27:43,358 --> 01:27:46,317 You must be confused with the history of golf. 1436 01:27:46,483 --> 01:27:51,483 - The golf story, that's right. I forgot about the golf hotel. 1437 01:27:52,150 --> 01:27:55,192 - Good afternoon, gentlemen. Mr. Zuckmeyer, the manager. 1438 01:27:55,358 --> 01:27:57,483 Good afternoon, sir. 1439 01:27:57,650 --> 01:27:59,317 I've been watching you. 1440 01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:01,900 Four inches, left. 1441 01:28:02,067 --> 01:28:03,692 - What are you doing here? 1442 01:28:03,858 --> 01:28:05,692 Just a second. Four inches. 1443 01:28:05,858 --> 01:28:08,942 Did you receive the circular from the regional council? 1444 01:28:09,108 --> 01:28:11,692 - No, it's not. What circular? - That's a shame. 1445 01:28:13,067 --> 01:28:15,400 - You're not aware of the 1446 01:28:15,567 --> 01:28:18,067 plans for the TGV in your region? 1447 01:28:19,942 --> 01:28:21,900 - Plus four inches. - No, I haven't. 1448 01:28:22,108 --> 01:28:25,150 What project? What's all this about? 1449 01:28:25,650 --> 01:28:27,317 Nine plus. 1450 01:28:27,483 --> 01:28:30,108 Look, sir, there are two options: either 1451 01:28:30,817 --> 01:28:33,817 the high-speed train passes right here, in 1452 01:28:33,983 --> 01:28:35,900 front of your hotel, or it goes a full 15 km. 1453 01:28:39,317 --> 01:28:40,942 - Right on eight, you rectify. 1454 01:28:41,442 --> 01:28:43,650 - You want to run the TGV here? 1455 01:28:43,817 --> 01:28:46,317 - We don't want to run the TGV 1456 01:28:46,483 --> 01:28:49,275 here, but a project has been 1457 01:28:49,442 --> 01:28:51,900 studied, and the TGV here is not insignificant. 1458 01:28:52,108 --> 01:28:57,108 - You know, between a TGV and a golf course, the regional council will choose. 1459 01:28:57,275 --> 01:28:58,858 - I'll check. - Yes, check. 1460 01:29:03,983 --> 01:29:06,442 - 1.78 in height. - I'm not surprised. 1461 01:29:06,608 --> 01:29:08,525 - "1.78 to the height." - Good-looking man. 1462 01:29:09,733 --> 01:29:12,858 - From now on, it's up to us. 1463 01:29:13,067 --> 01:29:16,733 - Can't we work something out? - I don't think so, sir. 1464 01:29:20,150 --> 01:29:22,942 - Is there no way of discussing it? - There might be. 1465 01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:27,275 - What's he saying? - He's asking if we can talk. 1466 01:29:29,233 --> 01:29:30,317 We can talk. 1467 01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:36,067 - To begin with, please pleasure of having lunch with me. 1468 01:29:36,233 --> 01:29:40,150 - Gladly, but on the run. We're in a hurry. 1469 01:29:41,650 --> 01:29:44,150 - Shall we have lunch by the pool? - Yes, by the pool. 1470 01:29:45,483 --> 01:29:47,775 It's a nice hotel. 1471 01:29:47,942 --> 01:29:50,942 - It would be a shame to put a TGV through it. 1472 01:29:51,150 --> 01:29:55,650 - They asked for three suites and they drank the best wine. 1473 01:29:56,150 --> 01:29:58,775 Bottles costing 3,000, 1474 01:29:58,942 --> 01:30:01,733 4,000 francs, from 1959, 1962... 1475 01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:03,942 All right. After a while, I said to 1476 01:30:04,150 --> 01:30:07,567 myself: "That's strange, that these" 1477 01:30:07,775 --> 01:30:09,567 people end up staying in the hotel. 1478 01:30:09,733 --> 01:30:12,983 I started to have doubts, but for three days, I did 1479 01:30:13,150 --> 01:30:17,358 everything I could to make sure the TGV on my golf course. 1480 01:30:25,608 --> 01:30:29,025 ♪ -We've all said that to 1481 01:30:29,192 --> 01:30:31,275 each other On a dull 1482 01:30:31,442 --> 01:30:32,983 evening Chewing on the 1483 01:30:33,150 --> 01:30:35,275 blues Brooding on the dark 1484 01:30:35,442 --> 01:30:36,983 You've got to keep hoping 1485 01:30:37,150 --> 01:30:41,025 Even if you don't believe 1486 01:30:41,192 --> 01:30:43,317 in it It'll all work out in 1487 01:30:43,483 --> 01:30:45,358 the end Even if it's by 1488 01:30:45,567 --> 01:30:47,317 chance That you meet a 1489 01:30:47,483 --> 01:30:49,025 friend That you love each 1490 01:30:49,192 --> 01:30:51,317 other but don't know Why 1491 01:30:51,483 --> 01:30:53,025 he's coming Why you're 1492 01:30:53,192 --> 01:30:55,358 going to see him One night 1493 01:30:55,525 --> 01:30:57,775 too sleepless One morning 1494 01:30:57,942 --> 01:30:59,459 too pale It'll all work out One tired night Here's to you, my apple 1495 01:30:59,483 --> 01:31:01,067 Well, hello, tézigue 1496 01:31:01,233 --> 01:31:03,025 You saw me, I don't know you 1497 01:31:03,192 --> 01:31:05,608 I've got a feeling Oh là là 1498 01:31:05,775 --> 01:31:09,650 Oh, my friends, I only loved you 1499 01:31:09,817 --> 01:31:13,608 Oh, my friends, you were all I had 1500 01:31:13,775 --> 01:31:17,692 Oh, my friends, it was only us 1501 01:31:17,858 --> 01:31:21,192 Oh, my friends, and we were crazy 1502 01:31:22,275 --> 01:31:24,525 - There they are. What language do we speak? 1503 01:31:24,692 --> 01:31:26,483 Let's just mix it up. 1504 01:31:31,317 --> 01:31:34,358 - No, no slower. Shorten your stride. 1505 01:31:34,525 --> 01:31:37,567 Relax your left arm. Watch the bend. 1506 01:31:37,733 --> 01:31:39,275 Stay on the rope. 1507 01:31:39,442 --> 01:31:41,775 Watch out for the 46, 47 passage. 1508 01:31:41,983 --> 01:31:46,025 Careful, only 2 kilometres to the summit. Keep going. 1509 01:31:48,233 --> 01:31:50,067 Hup, hup, guys! 1510 01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:54,858 Hello. Where are you off to? 1511 01:31:55,025 --> 01:31:58,108 - We're going... up there. - Up there? 1512 01:32:06,692 --> 01:32:07,775 We've got visitors. 1513 01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:11,942 Hello. 1514 01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:17,900 - Please come in. 1515 01:32:18,067 --> 01:32:19,108 Bag? 1516 01:32:24,358 --> 01:32:25,983 Fuck, I can't believe this! 1517 01:32:26,150 --> 01:32:28,233 I can't believe it! I can't believe it! 1518 01:32:29,692 --> 01:32:32,483 - And Jacques? - He's going to jerk off, as usual. 1519 01:32:37,150 --> 01:32:39,775 She speaks Swedish. 1520 01:32:40,483 --> 01:32:41,483 . where? 1521 01:32:41,650 --> 01:32:42,650 Sweden. 1522 01:32:43,733 --> 01:32:45,567 - Sweden. - And "you"? 1523 01:32:46,483 --> 01:32:48,775 - Sao Paulo. - What does it say? 1524 01:32:48,942 --> 01:32:50,358 Brazil, Sao Paulo. 1525 01:32:52,692 --> 01:32:55,442 - Where in Brazil? - Us, Paris. 1526 01:32:55,608 --> 01:32:58,400 - Ah, Paris! Very nice, Paris. 1527 01:32:59,567 --> 01:33:01,567 You're very pretty too. 1528 01:33:01,775 --> 01:33:03,358 "Very pretty?" 1529 01:33:03,525 --> 01:33:06,025 You, gorgeous. 1530 01:33:06,192 --> 01:33:07,900 Ah, photo! 1531 01:33:08,067 --> 01:33:10,483 - No, hot. You've got a nice arse. 1532 01:33:13,275 --> 01:33:15,567 - What's up? I don't get it. 1533 01:33:17,233 --> 01:33:19,733 Us, holiday. 1534 01:33:20,192 --> 01:33:24,108 - You, two. But us, three. 1535 01:33:24,650 --> 01:33:26,400 - No problem. - No problem? 1536 01:33:26,567 --> 01:33:27,567 OK. 1537 01:33:28,567 --> 01:33:31,525 - I don't think they get it. 1538 01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:35,692 Please, please. 1539 01:33:37,858 --> 01:33:41,983 You, two. And us, three. 1540 01:33:43,942 --> 01:33:46,108 - No problem. - They understood. 1541 01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:49,192 - But... - What, "but"? 1542 01:33:49,358 --> 01:33:50,942 You have the... 1543 01:33:51,150 --> 01:33:53,317 - little hat? - What "hat"? 1544 01:33:54,275 --> 01:33:58,108 - Chapeau. - The "little" hat. 1545 01:33:58,317 --> 01:34:01,983 - These little hats, did you who 1546 01:34:02,150 --> 01:34:03,470 went looking for them in the mountains? 1547 01:34:03,608 --> 01:34:06,817 - Yes. We drew straws and I lost. 1548 01:34:10,108 --> 01:34:11,525 Anybody home? 1549 01:34:16,192 --> 01:34:17,442 Is someone there? 1550 01:34:17,608 --> 01:34:20,358 - Yes, there is. I'm coming over. 1551 01:34:23,692 --> 01:34:24,858 Yes? 1552 01:34:25,775 --> 01:34:27,455 - Hello. - Hello. I'm looking for the lorry driver. 1553 01:34:27,567 --> 01:34:29,483 - I'm looking for the lorry driver. 1554 01:34:29,650 --> 01:34:32,067 - What do I look like, a daisy? 1555 01:34:33,192 --> 01:34:35,108 I have a question 1556 01:34:35,358 --> 01:34:36,192 that might upset you. 1557 01:34:36,358 --> 01:34:38,025 Why would I be angry? 1558 01:34:38,192 --> 01:34:41,817 - Because if someone asked me that, I might get angry. 1559 01:34:41,983 --> 01:34:43,567 - Are you horny? - No, I'm not horny. 1560 01:34:43,733 --> 01:34:44,733 I'm listening. 1561 01:34:53,650 --> 01:34:57,150 - So you gave them some 1562 01:34:57,317 --> 01:34:59,192 soporific chewing gum and robbed 1563 01:34:59,358 --> 01:35:02,150 them, like the other motorists in August? 1564 01:35:02,317 --> 01:35:05,900 - Yes, Mr President, but we won't do it again. 1565 01:35:06,067 --> 01:35:08,400 I promise, Mr. Chairman. 1566 01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:13,900 I've got them! 1567 01:35:13,942 --> 01:35:15,150 Oh, I've got them! 1568 01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:18,442 I've got them! 1569 01:35:20,608 --> 01:35:22,442 I've got it! I've got it! 1570 01:35:22,650 --> 01:35:26,733 - In other words, she raped on the road once. 1571 01:35:26,900 --> 01:35:31,358 We decided to take revenge on the men who pick up hitchhikers. 1572 01:35:31,525 --> 01:35:36,067 - We got into the game, and it became like our job. 1573 01:35:36,233 --> 01:35:39,525 We spotted these three young men in a café. 1574 01:35:39,692 --> 01:35:42,317 - We saw that they had 500 franc notes, 1575 01:35:42,525 --> 01:35:45,317 so we decided to wait for them on the road. 1576 01:35:45,525 --> 01:35:47,650 ♪ -When we knew 1577 01:35:47,817 --> 01:35:50,275 The same drunkenness 1578 01:35:50,442 --> 01:35:52,983 And we no longer love each other 1579 01:35:53,150 --> 01:35:55,067 There is tenderness 1580 01:35:55,233 --> 01:35:58,150 You see, Marilyn 1581 01:35:58,317 --> 01:36:00,775 Don't forget everything 1582 01:36:00,942 --> 01:36:03,358 I still think 1583 01:36:03,525 --> 01:36:06,067 I'm still thinking 1584 01:36:06,233 --> 01:36:08,192 I'm still thinking 1585 01:36:08,358 --> 01:36:09,567 Of you 1586 01:36:09,733 --> 01:36:11,192 of you 1587 01:36:11,358 --> 01:36:12,525 To You 1588 01:36:12,692 --> 01:36:15,067 To You 1589 01:36:20,233 --> 01:36:22,983 - He won't be coming back. He knows he's expected. 1590 01:36:23,150 --> 01:36:25,442 - Are you talking about dad? 1591 01:36:25,608 --> 01:36:27,817 - Next week is his retirement? 1592 01:36:27,983 --> 01:36:31,400 - Yes, it is. I'm going to write "Memoirs of an Unknown Cop". 1593 01:36:31,567 --> 01:36:35,400 - 40 years without a serious case. - That deserves a book. 1594 01:36:35,567 --> 01:36:39,442 - I didn't arrest a murderer. - And the police kept you? 1595 01:36:39,608 --> 01:36:41,983 - Only at the movies do they arrest them. 1596 01:36:43,108 --> 01:36:46,608 - When Papa arrives, I'll tell him there are cops. 1597 01:36:46,817 --> 01:36:49,775 - Did you arrest the defendants? 1598 01:36:49,942 --> 01:36:51,858 - Yes, Mr. President. I did that. 1599 01:36:52,025 --> 01:36:53,150 It was about time. 1600 01:36:53,317 --> 01:36:54,733 - What do you mean by that? 1601 01:36:54,900 --> 01:36:57,733 - It was time, because for 40 years, I 1602 01:36:57,900 --> 01:37:00,650 hadn't had the opportunity to arrest someone. 1603 01:37:00,817 --> 01:37:03,650 And since the opportunity presents 1604 01:37:03,817 --> 01:37:06,442 itself today, I'd like to thank everyone, 1605 01:37:06,650 --> 01:37:08,983 especially the defendants. Thank you, gentlemen. 1606 01:37:09,608 --> 01:37:12,483 Thanks to you, I'm going to have a wonderful retirement. 1607 01:37:12,650 --> 01:37:15,192 Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Thank you, defendants. 1608 01:37:15,358 --> 01:37:17,358 You may retire. 1609 01:37:17,567 --> 01:37:19,692 - I don't want to upset my colleague, but I'm 1610 01:37:19,858 --> 01:37:24,858 the one who recognized them as soon as they 1611 01:37:25,025 --> 01:37:26,625 arrived at the hotel, thanks to the taxi driver. 1612 01:37:26,775 --> 01:37:28,067 Hello? 1613 01:37:28,233 --> 01:37:31,192 Good afternoon, sir. This is your pharmacist from Thonon. 1614 01:37:31,358 --> 01:37:32,358 Hello. 1615 01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:34,525 I've just served two customers. 1616 01:37:34,692 --> 01:37:37,858 They are two inspectors from Gault et Millau who 1617 01:37:38,025 --> 01:37:40,567 are coming to have lunch with you. There you are. 1618 01:37:41,608 --> 01:37:43,233 Just businessmen... 1619 01:37:44,067 --> 01:37:47,567 No, not at all. In jeans, like holidaymakers. 1620 01:37:48,942 --> 01:37:50,775 You're welcome. Goodbye, then. 1621 01:37:51,608 --> 01:37:54,317 - That's it, Jacques is in place. Did he believe you? 1622 01:37:54,483 --> 01:37:56,817 He seemed to believe me. 1623 01:37:56,983 --> 01:37:58,650 - Shit! - Well, shit. 1624 01:37:59,983 --> 01:38:00,983 Three perch. 1625 01:38:01,108 --> 01:38:04,692 They were caught this morning. They're all fresh. 1626 01:38:04,858 --> 01:38:07,733 And what would you like to drink? 1627 01:38:07,900 --> 01:38:09,983 - Morning, madam. - Yes, ma'am? 1628 01:38:10,150 --> 01:38:11,817 We'd like a table. 1629 01:38:11,983 --> 01:38:14,692 - Have you made a reservation? - Ah no, alas. 1630 01:38:14,858 --> 01:38:16,650 That's going to be difficult, then. 1631 01:38:16,817 --> 01:38:19,192 - We can wait. - It's going to be a long wait. 1632 01:38:19,358 --> 01:38:21,233 Yes. We'll be waiting a long time. 1633 01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:25,400 - If you'd like an aperitif... - I'd love one. 1634 01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:28,150 - OK, then. A plaster and... - A Perrier. 1635 01:38:28,317 --> 01:38:30,358 "A Perrier and a plaster." 1636 01:38:30,525 --> 01:38:32,942 - Who are those guys? - Customers. 1637 01:38:33,108 --> 01:38:34,650 - What did you say? - To wait. 1638 01:38:34,817 --> 01:38:35,817 Unfortunate. 1639 01:38:36,650 --> 01:38:39,358 - Good afternoon. Good afternoon. 1640 01:38:39,525 --> 01:38:41,733 Welcome to the Hôtel de la Plage. 1641 01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:43,900 A table has just become available. 1642 01:38:53,650 --> 01:38:57,692 Follow me, it's this way. 1643 01:38:57,858 --> 01:38:59,001 Allow me to offer you my tasting menu. 1644 01:38:59,025 --> 01:39:02,900 It's got everything. I recommend it especially in the sun. 1645 01:39:03,108 --> 01:39:04,983 It improves your tan. 1646 01:39:05,150 --> 01:39:07,483 Two tasting menus, then. 1647 01:39:07,650 --> 01:39:11,983 - And for Monsieur? 1648 01:39:12,150 --> 01:39:13,150 - He said "two". 1649 01:39:13,233 --> 01:39:15,567 - Of course he did. 1650 01:39:15,733 --> 01:39:18,775 May I take the liberty offer you a glass of champagne? - Please do. 1651 01:39:20,358 --> 01:39:22,459 - Marilyn, special vintage for these gentlemen. And once again, welcome to the Hôtel de la Plage. - Big nose. - What's that? 1652 01:39:22,483 --> 01:39:24,400 A big truffle. 1653 01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:32,733 - What's Jacques telling me? 1654 01:39:36,067 --> 01:39:39,650 It's the little one, between the two guys, on the bench. 1655 01:39:43,525 --> 01:39:45,067 I smell chicken. 1656 01:39:45,275 --> 01:39:48,817 - That's not stupid. It's not going to be easy. 1657 01:39:49,025 --> 01:39:50,025 Here she is now. 1658 01:39:50,817 --> 01:39:53,025 - Sorry about earlier. 1659 01:39:53,192 --> 01:39:56,150 - Can I ask you something? 1660 01:39:56,317 --> 01:39:57,150 Yes, of course. 1661 01:39:57,317 --> 01:40:00,025 - My assistant and I are in the area 1662 01:40:00,192 --> 01:40:02,483 - I'm making an advertising film - 1663 01:40:02,650 --> 01:40:04,317 and we're looking for little girls 1664 01:40:04,525 --> 01:40:08,275 aged between 7 and 10. Could you help us? 1665 01:40:08,483 --> 01:40:10,525 - Yes, as a matter of fact. - Why would you do that? 1666 01:40:10,692 --> 01:40:14,025 - My little girl is 9, it's incredible. 1667 01:40:14,233 --> 01:40:16,067 Oh yes, that's great. 1668 01:40:16,275 --> 01:40:17,692 Can we see her? 1669 01:40:17,900 --> 01:40:19,400 Yes. OK. 1670 01:40:19,567 --> 01:40:22,400 - Salomé, come quickly, darling. - You're in luck. 1671 01:40:22,567 --> 01:40:25,442 - Has she ever been in a film before? - No, she hasn't. 1672 01:40:25,608 --> 01:40:28,858 - That's OK. Is she pretty? - You'll see. 1673 01:40:30,858 --> 01:40:32,442 Oh yes, she's pretty. 1674 01:40:33,317 --> 01:40:35,900 - She's delicious, just like her mum. 1675 01:40:36,067 --> 01:40:37,358 Thank you, Salomé. 1676 01:40:37,525 --> 01:40:40,108 - Hello, Salomé. - Hello, Salomé. 1677 01:40:40,275 --> 01:40:42,942 - Hello, Salomé. - Hello, Salomé. 1678 01:40:43,108 --> 01:40:45,942 - Can she have an ice cream with us? 1679 01:40:46,108 --> 01:40:49,025 - That way we can explain it to her. - Of course she can. 1680 01:40:51,192 --> 01:40:52,650 It's a stroke of luck. 1681 01:40:52,817 --> 01:40:54,067 Here you are. 1682 01:40:54,233 --> 01:40:56,525 - I entrust her to you. - All right, darling. 1683 01:40:56,692 --> 01:40:57,983 Behave yourself. 1684 01:40:59,442 --> 01:41:03,400 - Nice hat. Is it yours? - No, it belongs to those two cops over there. 1685 01:41:06,983 --> 01:41:09,775 - So your name's Salomé? 1686 01:41:12,692 --> 01:41:14,150 Do you want to make films? 1687 01:41:18,775 --> 01:41:20,317 She's shy. 1688 01:41:20,525 --> 01:41:22,150 Who are these gentlemen? 1689 01:41:22,317 --> 01:41:24,525 - Two inspectors from Gault et Millau. 1690 01:41:24,692 --> 01:41:27,942 They're trying to pass themselves off as two film-makers. 1691 01:41:31,275 --> 01:41:35,108 - Don't you want to go and phone Gault et Millau to check? 1692 01:41:35,275 --> 01:41:36,775 "Phone?" 1693 01:41:36,983 --> 01:41:40,900 - Yes, telephone with a telephone. - Of course. I'll be off. 1694 01:41:53,150 --> 01:41:57,108 ♪ -All for this 1695 01:41:57,275 --> 01:42:01,025 So much for that 1696 01:42:01,650 --> 01:42:05,233 So much for that 1697 01:42:07,317 --> 01:42:08,942 All for this 1698 01:42:09,108 --> 01:42:12,442 Finally, darling, it's all for this. 1699 01:42:12,608 --> 01:42:14,108 Bon appétit, gentlemen. 1700 01:42:14,275 --> 01:42:16,483 I hear you're going to the movies. 1701 01:42:17,692 --> 01:42:20,775 Cinema, my ass! The Gault et Millau is mine. 1702 01:42:20,942 --> 01:42:22,650 The Gault et Millau is mine! 1703 01:42:27,108 --> 01:42:29,525 - Is your ice cream any good? - Yeah, it's good. 1704 01:42:29,692 --> 01:42:32,650 - Would you like to make films? - Maybe I would. 1705 01:42:33,650 --> 01:42:35,483 - Salomé, listen to me carefully. 1706 01:42:35,650 --> 01:42:38,275 - Do you see that camper van over there? - Yes, I can see it. 1707 01:42:38,442 --> 01:42:43,400 - Inside, there's a gentleman who's doing tests for the cinema. 1708 01:42:43,567 --> 01:42:46,358 You go and see him and do what he asks. 1709 01:42:46,525 --> 01:42:47,692 I'll do that. 1710 01:42:47,858 --> 01:42:50,733 - That way we'll know if you can make films. 1711 01:42:50,900 --> 01:42:53,358 We're going to surprise your mum. Go on, do it. 1712 01:42:53,525 --> 01:42:56,567 Go on, do it. Do it now. Come on, be a good girl. 1713 01:42:58,650 --> 01:43:00,150 - When do we join them? - When? 1714 01:43:00,317 --> 01:43:03,608 - When do we meet them? - Let them hug it out. 1715 01:43:05,483 --> 01:43:08,150 - What's he doing? - She's coming over. 1716 01:43:10,067 --> 01:43:11,692 - Did she open the door? - No, she didn't. 1717 01:43:11,900 --> 01:43:13,608 She knocked. 1718 01:43:14,608 --> 01:43:15,608 Go on, open it. 1719 01:43:16,650 --> 01:43:18,483 - There you go. - Yeah. 1720 01:43:19,983 --> 01:43:21,942 That's it, she's in. 1721 01:43:31,817 --> 01:43:33,900 - Dad, what are you doing here? 1722 01:43:36,025 --> 01:43:38,733 - We're going to surprise Mum. 1723 01:43:39,192 --> 01:43:41,650 - You're not getting into trouble, are you? 1724 01:43:42,483 --> 01:43:45,400 So much for that. 1725 01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:51,817 - What do we do, Henri? - This is it. 1726 01:43:51,983 --> 01:43:53,525 It worked too well. 1727 01:43:53,692 --> 01:43:56,442 - You follow me nicely. No bullshit. 1728 01:43:58,858 --> 01:43:59,942 No bullshit. 1729 01:44:03,275 --> 01:44:04,358 - Fuck off, Jacques! 1730 01:44:04,567 --> 01:44:05,567 - Go away! 1731 01:44:05,692 --> 01:44:07,150 Salome! 1732 01:44:07,733 --> 01:44:09,192 Salome! 1733 01:44:13,442 --> 01:44:14,483 Jacques! 1734 01:44:15,067 --> 01:44:16,400 Get out of here, Jacques. 1735 01:44:17,358 --> 01:44:18,900 Please, get out of here. 1736 01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:23,067 - Don't do anything stupid, Jacques! Don't do anything stupid! 1737 01:44:23,233 --> 01:44:25,358 - Give it to them! Give it to them, Jacques! 1738 01:44:25,983 --> 01:44:27,608 Give it to them! 1739 01:44:29,067 --> 01:44:31,358 - He's a lunatic! Lower your weapons! 1740 01:44:31,525 --> 01:44:32,900 Stand down! 1741 01:44:33,067 --> 01:44:34,108 Jacques. 1742 01:44:37,775 --> 01:44:39,025 Lower your weapons! 1743 01:44:41,275 --> 01:44:44,442 - Jacques, give me Salomé. 1744 01:44:44,608 --> 01:44:45,900 I am here. 1745 01:44:46,067 --> 01:44:47,608 James, I'm here. 1746 01:44:47,775 --> 01:44:48,858 Give it to me. 1747 01:44:49,442 --> 01:44:50,525 Give it to me. 1748 01:44:51,775 --> 01:44:53,192 Give it to me, Jacques. 1749 01:44:54,525 --> 01:44:55,650 Give it to me. 1750 01:44:56,900 --> 01:44:58,358 Jacques. 1751 01:44:58,525 --> 01:44:59,817 James. 1752 01:45:03,775 --> 01:45:05,525 - What are we risking? 1753 01:45:09,692 --> 01:45:11,983 We need to find a good lawyer. 1754 01:45:16,983 --> 01:45:20,483 - You'll see what a court-appointed one looks like. 1755 01:45:21,567 --> 01:45:24,108 But why did we pick you? 1756 01:45:24,275 --> 01:45:29,150 - Look, I... Because I came back from holiday a day early. 1757 01:45:33,608 --> 01:45:35,692 So who lost everything in the game? 1758 01:45:35,858 --> 01:45:36,858 I lost it all. 1759 01:45:37,692 --> 01:45:41,192 - Does that mean if I don't show 1760 01:45:41,358 --> 01:45:43,567 up this afternoon, it's never again? 1761 01:45:44,067 --> 01:45:46,650 Look, I hope so. 1762 01:45:48,775 --> 01:45:53,317 - I can't believe that you have a desire so urgent, so necessary... 1763 01:45:53,525 --> 01:45:57,025 - Between 1pm and 6pm, I've got all the alibis in the world. 1764 01:45:57,233 --> 01:45:59,817 All right, then. I admit I'm terrified. 1765 01:45:59,983 --> 01:46:03,067 My brother says: "You shouldn't promise women anything." 1766 01:46:03,233 --> 01:46:06,942 I've got the impression you shouldn't make promises to women. 1767 01:46:07,150 --> 01:46:10,233 - I don't think you've understood me properly. 1768 01:46:10,942 --> 01:46:14,108 What I want is to see your eyes. 1769 01:46:14,525 --> 01:46:16,567 But I want to see your tits. 1770 01:46:16,733 --> 01:46:18,900 I want to eat your breasts. 1771 01:46:19,108 --> 01:46:21,233 Can I ask you a question? 1772 01:46:22,192 --> 01:46:23,192 - Yes, go ahead. 1773 01:46:23,650 --> 01:46:27,900 - If you really fell in love with me what would we do with our friends? 1774 01:46:28,108 --> 01:46:30,942 - I think we need to define that right now. 1775 01:46:31,108 --> 01:46:33,608 I'm madly in love with my wife. 1776 01:46:34,025 --> 01:46:35,858 I'll ask you again. 1777 01:46:36,025 --> 01:46:39,775 If you become more in love with me than 1778 01:46:39,942 --> 01:46:41,382 you are in love with your wife, what do we do? 1779 01:46:42,400 --> 01:46:43,858 We're screwed. 1780 01:46:45,275 --> 01:46:46,567 Good morning, madam. 1781 01:46:46,900 --> 01:46:48,900 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, ma'am. 1782 01:46:49,067 --> 01:46:51,525 - I hope it fits. 1783 01:46:51,692 --> 01:46:53,567 - The same for all three? - All three. 1784 01:46:53,733 --> 01:46:57,608 We're making the most of our friendship. The more childish, the better. 1785 01:46:57,775 --> 01:47:00,317 Children are forgiven everything. Try them out. 1786 01:47:01,275 --> 01:47:03,483 I have two pieces of information. The bad news, 1787 01:47:03,692 --> 01:47:07,567 is that the prosecutor is experiencing a tragedy which may harden his judgement. 1788 01:47:07,733 --> 01:47:09,608 That's not good for us. 1789 01:47:09,775 --> 01:47:12,275 The good thing is that the judge is also going through a 1790 01:47:12,442 --> 01:47:16,400 tragedy, but one that can, unlike the prosecutor, be useful to us. 1791 01:47:16,608 --> 01:47:19,442 The prosecutor, be useful to us. You're touching. 1792 01:47:19,650 --> 01:47:23,025 You're moving. 1793 01:47:23,192 --> 01:47:26,567 It would be nice if you 1794 01:47:26,733 --> 01:47:28,400 could cry, really cry. 1795 01:47:28,608 --> 01:47:32,067 If you can bring tears and move them, we can hope for anything. 1796 01:47:32,233 --> 01:47:34,650 - How do you cry? - I've brought you some menthol. 1797 01:47:34,817 --> 01:47:38,733 Actors use it to cry. 1798 01:47:38,900 --> 01:47:40,775 You put it in your hand and bring it to your eyes. 1799 01:47:40,942 --> 01:47:43,983 It can help you cry. I'll come back to the 1800 01:47:44,192 --> 01:47:47,442 judge, it's important. I know the judge well. 1801 01:47:47,608 --> 01:47:51,900 He's paranoid and touchy. 1802 01:47:52,108 --> 01:47:54,942 The more you show humility, the more you flatter his authority. 1803 01:47:55,108 --> 01:47:57,858 Don't be afraid to apologize 1804 01:47:58,025 --> 01:47:59,900 all the time. That's good. 1805 01:48:00,067 --> 01:48:03,150 The more you're beaten, the more likely we are to win. 1806 01:48:03,317 --> 01:48:06,525 You have to be victims, never guilty. You are not guilty. 1807 01:48:06,733 --> 01:48:09,108 That's important. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 1808 01:48:09,317 --> 01:48:11,067 I call my wife to the stand. 1809 01:48:14,108 --> 01:48:16,692 Alessandra, please take the stand. 1810 01:48:29,692 --> 01:48:32,525 I think it's time, Madam Chairwoman, 1811 01:48:32,692 --> 01:48:35,317 to stop taking me for a fool. 1812 01:48:35,858 --> 01:48:40,150 Did you have an adulterous relationship with Fabrice Lenormand here present? 1813 01:48:40,317 --> 01:48:41,150 I repeat. 1814 01:48:41,317 --> 01:48:45,858 Did you have an adulterous relationship with Fabrice Lenormand here? 1815 01:48:46,067 --> 01:48:47,400 - Is this relevant to the trial? 1816 01:48:47,608 --> 01:48:51,942 - This is also our trial, the trial of those who tried to love each other. 1817 01:48:52,150 --> 01:48:53,483 Did you have sex or not? 1818 01:48:54,275 --> 01:48:57,192 - 500 says she did. - 1,000 says she didn't. 1819 01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:58,817 Am I or am I not? 1820 01:48:59,025 --> 01:49:01,650 - We're deceived by each other's fantasies. 1821 01:49:01,858 --> 01:49:02,983 What's that supposed to mean? 1822 01:49:03,400 --> 01:49:06,150 - We are cuckolded by the fantasies of the other! 1823 01:49:06,358 --> 01:49:09,108 - We won't leave this room without an answer. 1824 01:49:09,317 --> 01:49:11,817 - That's absolutely false, Mr Chairman! 1825 01:49:11,983 --> 01:49:14,483 Absolutely nothing has happened yet! 1826 01:49:15,650 --> 01:49:17,983 You two should be the defendants. 1827 01:49:18,192 --> 01:49:21,400 - Mr. Chairman, I love these two women. 1828 01:49:22,608 --> 01:49:23,608 I wanted to live with them, 1829 01:49:23,692 --> 01:49:26,317 to have children with them. 1830 01:49:26,525 --> 01:49:28,692 - This man is right, Mr. President. 1831 01:49:28,858 --> 01:49:30,942 Monogamy is a romantic concept 1832 01:49:31,108 --> 01:49:34,108 that obscures the reality of 1833 01:49:34,317 --> 01:49:36,192 human needs, both male and female. 1834 01:49:36,650 --> 01:49:40,692 I would even go so far as to say that monogamy is an 1835 01:49:40,858 --> 01:49:43,098 expression of pride that plunges couples into misunderstanding. 1836 01:49:43,775 --> 01:49:45,650 - Would you like to be more specific? 1837 01:49:46,067 --> 01:49:50,608 - Allow me to be the last last piece of evidence in 1838 01:49:50,775 --> 01:49:54,692 this trial and show you what my husband is is losing. 1839 01:49:55,983 --> 01:50:00,150 - Mr Defendant, why did you refuse the advances of the Barruk woman? 1840 01:50:00,358 --> 01:50:04,275 - I hate dancers. I hate ex-dancers. 1841 01:50:04,442 --> 01:50:07,692 This woman is a former dancer! 1842 01:50:07,900 --> 01:50:10,817 - How long did you work with dance for how long? 1843 01:50:11,608 --> 01:50:15,483 - YOU COLLABORATED HOW LONG WITH DANCE? 1844 01:50:17,025 --> 01:50:18,400 10 years, Mr. President. 1845 01:50:18,608 --> 01:50:19,608 Bitch. 1846 01:50:19,775 --> 01:50:21,192 Stronzo. 1847 01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:22,483 Big whore. 1848 01:50:22,692 --> 01:50:24,400 Figlio di putana! 1849 01:50:24,608 --> 01:50:25,608 - Strip. - Strip. 1850 01:50:25,775 --> 01:50:27,067 - Strip. - Strip off! 1851 01:51:02,275 --> 01:51:05,025 Look at these sinister characters. 1852 01:51:05,817 --> 01:51:08,858 They pretended to swindle France on holiday. 1853 01:51:09,025 --> 01:51:12,442 Well, let's show them that France, even on holiday, 1854 01:51:12,650 --> 01:51:16,233 remains vigilant and knows how to protect itself. 1855 01:51:27,942 --> 01:51:30,233 - So you've decided to start dancing again? 1856 01:51:31,233 --> 01:51:34,442 - And I've asked Marie to take care of our divorce. 1857 01:51:34,608 --> 01:51:35,942 And she agreed? 1858 01:51:36,692 --> 01:51:38,233 Why do you think? 1859 01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:40,942 - Because there's nothing going on between you and Fabrice? 1860 01:51:41,108 --> 01:51:43,900 Are we cuckolded by each other's fantasies? 1861 01:51:44,067 --> 01:51:46,858 Should I be in the dock? 1862 01:51:47,858 --> 01:51:51,067 - Precisely. What are your defendants risking tonight? 1863 01:51:51,233 --> 01:51:53,900 - That depends on how your Fabrice pleads. 1864 01:51:54,067 --> 01:51:56,567 - I hope you won't confuse everything. 1865 01:51:56,733 --> 01:52:00,358 - Can you swear there's nothing going on between you and Fabrice? 1866 01:52:01,442 --> 01:52:02,900 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1867 01:52:07,942 --> 01:52:11,775 - How much would you have given me for pushing you into the void? 1868 01:52:11,942 --> 01:52:14,192 Since I've already acquitted you... 1869 01:52:24,608 --> 01:52:26,692 - Are you sure you've acquitted me? 1870 01:52:28,025 --> 01:52:29,692 Two aces, we're acquitted. 1871 01:52:42,567 --> 01:52:44,608 OK, then. Well, shit. 1872 01:52:44,775 --> 01:52:45,983 Yes, shit. 1873 01:53:00,317 --> 01:53:04,817 - I'm going to quote now, Mr Chairman, Patricia Carli. 1874 01:53:05,025 --> 01:53:08,733 Patricia Carli, who defines an individual who's about to 1875 01:53:08,900 --> 01:53:11,400 get married and a woman who tells him how much she hates him. 1876 01:53:11,567 --> 01:53:15,858 This song has been very well known, it has lulled our ears. 1877 01:53:16,025 --> 01:53:19,483 It was called "Stop, stop, don't touch me". 1878 01:53:21,150 --> 01:53:23,400 Tomorrow you're getting married 1879 01:53:25,192 --> 01:53:28,567 She's got money, she's pretty 1880 01:53:28,942 --> 01:53:31,692 She has all the qualities 1881 01:53:31,858 --> 01:53:32,983 Listen carefully. 1882 01:53:33,150 --> 01:53:36,775 My only fault is loving you 1883 01:53:36,942 --> 01:53:39,775 I know, I know, you still love me 1884 01:53:40,692 --> 01:53:42,358 For you, pride is the strongest thing 1885 01:53:42,525 --> 01:53:43,983 Listen carefully. 1886 01:53:44,733 --> 01:53:46,400 This Patricia Carli 1887 01:53:46,608 --> 01:53:47,858 . with all her humility, 1888 01:53:48,025 --> 01:53:50,150 . all the narcissistic wounds, 1889 01:53:50,317 --> 01:53:53,025 . opening the door to a man who loved her, 1890 01:53:53,192 --> 01:53:55,983 because she redefines it in the song by saying: 1891 01:53:56,150 --> 01:53:58,483 "With her, you'll have comfort". 1892 01:53:58,650 --> 01:54:02,108 "With me, you played with my body". 1893 01:54:02,275 --> 01:54:04,567 "Tomorrow you're getting married" 1894 01:54:05,192 --> 01:54:08,817 "She's got money, she's pretty She's got all the qualities". 1895 01:54:08,983 --> 01:54:12,275 "My only fault is that I love you". 1896 01:54:12,442 --> 01:54:14,650 "I know, I know You still love me". 1897 01:54:14,858 --> 01:54:16,608 Listen carefully. 1898 01:54:16,817 --> 01:54:19,525 This woman comes as an act of love. 1899 01:54:19,733 --> 01:54:23,108 This man dares to propose to her before getting married. 1900 01:54:23,317 --> 01:54:27,442 - A little parallel thing - I don't even dare say what - 1901 01:54:27,608 --> 01:54:29,108 and she replies: 1902 01:54:29,317 --> 01:54:32,150 "I know, I know, you still love me." 1903 01:54:32,358 --> 01:54:35,483 He would like to slip her something lukewarm. 1904 01:54:35,650 --> 01:54:37,525 Forgive me, ladies and gentlemen. 1905 01:54:37,692 --> 01:54:40,775 And when Johnny Halliday screams "I love you..." 1906 01:54:42,608 --> 01:54:45,025 "When it's your body that says no". 1907 01:54:45,608 --> 01:54:49,358 Why does the body say no? Because it knows it deep down inside, 1908 01:54:49,525 --> 01:54:52,233 that it's tired of screaming under its cries: 1909 01:54:52,817 --> 01:54:56,150 "I'm tired of fighting your screams". 1910 01:54:56,317 --> 01:54:58,108 "Too bad for me". 1911 01:55:00,442 --> 01:55:04,442 Even Johnny Halliday doesn't want to share a bestial act. 1912 01:55:04,608 --> 01:55:07,192 He wants to love, Mr. President, 1913 01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:11,317 Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, and you, Mr Advocate General. 1914 01:56:00,192 --> 01:56:02,192 ♪ -I have known you, Alessandra 1915 01:56:02,358 --> 01:56:03,942 Crazy caresses 1916 01:56:04,358 --> 01:56:05,942 Very sweet moments 1917 01:56:06,108 --> 01:56:07,817 Full of tenderness 1918 01:56:08,608 --> 01:56:10,317 I have known you 1919 01:56:10,483 --> 01:56:11,858 Your disturbing body 1920 01:56:12,192 --> 01:56:13,650 Your little wolf eyes 1921 01:56:13,817 --> 01:56:15,108 And your pretty teeth 1922 01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:24,608 I have known you, Marie-Sophie 1923 01:56:24,775 --> 01:56:26,775 All the ecstasies 1924 01:56:26,942 --> 01:56:29,400 All the appointments 1925 01:56:29,567 --> 01:56:31,608 And all the phrases 1926 01:56:31,775 --> 01:56:34,567 You see, Marilyn 1927 01:56:34,733 --> 01:56:37,400 Let's not forget everything 1928 01:56:37,567 --> 01:56:41,067 I still think of you 1929 01:56:43,317 --> 01:56:47,192 I remember the Esmeralda restaurant 1930 01:56:48,900 --> 01:56:51,233 Where we met one day 1931 01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:52,692 Esmeralda 1932 01:56:54,025 --> 01:56:57,192 And I remember those magical nights My little Jacques 1933 01:56:57,358 --> 01:56:59,983 Where our two hearts beat 1934 01:57:00,150 --> 01:57:03,025 Beat full of hope 1935 01:57:04,358 --> 01:57:06,900 When we knew 1936 01:57:07,067 --> 01:57:11,025 The same raptures And we no longer love each other 1937 01:57:11,192 --> 01:57:12,317 My little taxi 1938 01:57:12,483 --> 01:57:14,775 There is tenderness 1939 01:57:14,942 --> 01:57:17,358 You see, Henri 1940 01:57:17,525 --> 01:57:20,067 Don't forget everything 1941 01:57:20,233 --> 01:57:23,233 And I'm still thinking of you 1942 01:57:23,400 --> 01:57:24,775 Marie, my love 1943 01:57:25,608 --> 01:57:27,983 I have known you 1944 01:57:28,150 --> 01:57:30,817 Burnt soup 1945 01:57:30,983 --> 01:57:33,358 Overcooked stews 1946 01:57:33,525 --> 01:57:35,942 Burnt noodles 1947 01:57:36,108 --> 01:57:38,692 For a yes, a no 1948 01:57:38,858 --> 01:57:41,733 You jumped off the balcony Alessandra 1949 01:57:41,900 --> 01:57:44,358 Tranquil, I left you 1950 01:57:44,567 --> 01:57:46,483 Falling from the ground floor 1951 01:57:47,817 --> 01:57:51,608 I'm a Scorpio, brother. That's what it's all about 1952 01:57:51,775 --> 01:57:54,692 You spend your life running Why shouldn't we run? 1953 01:57:57,442 --> 01:58:00,150 For a confession, for a whisper 1954 01:58:00,692 --> 01:58:03,942 Another man, another adventure 1955 01:58:05,775 --> 01:58:08,233 Happiness is better than life 1956 01:58:08,817 --> 01:58:12,567 I remember the Esmeralda kitchen 1957 01:58:14,275 --> 01:58:17,900 Where Alessandra was kindly next door 1958 01:58:19,608 --> 01:58:23,025 Pepper and mothballs Marie-Sophie 1959 01:58:23,192 --> 01:58:25,567 Sugar and mustard 1960 01:58:25,733 --> 01:58:28,233 Milk and chicory 1961 01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:32,442 When you know 1962 01:58:32,608 --> 01:58:35,108 The same inebriations Esmeralda 1963 01:58:35,275 --> 01:58:37,775 And we no longer love each other 1964 01:58:37,942 --> 01:58:40,192 There is tenderness Marilyn 1965 01:58:40,358 --> 01:58:42,733 You see Petit Jacques 1966 01:58:42,900 --> 01:58:45,733 Don't forget everything 1967 01:58:45,900 --> 01:58:48,442 I still think 1968 01:58:48,608 --> 01:58:51,025 I'm still thinking 1969 01:58:51,192 --> 01:58:54,692 I'm still thinking of you 1970 01:58:54,858 --> 01:58:58,858 Lino, Henri 1971 01:58:59,025 --> 01:59:02,150 Petit Jacques 1972 01:59:02,317 --> 01:59:04,858 Life is a court of love 1973 01:59:06,150 --> 01:59:08,525 A one-way crusade 1974 01:59:08,692 --> 01:59:11,733 A night flight into the light 1975 01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:15,317 A burst, a laugh from the fire 1976 01:59:15,483 --> 01:59:18,400 A flash, a moment of candlelight 1977 01:59:18,567 --> 01:59:20,608 A storm in the heart 1978 01:59:21,067 --> 01:59:22,442 A lightning so sweet 1979 01:59:22,608 --> 01:59:25,817 That it makes the canopies of heaven blush 1980 01:59:25,983 --> 01:59:29,358 And then one day, time interferes 1981 01:59:29,858 --> 01:59:32,400 And without leaving, without coming back 1982 01:59:32,567 --> 01:59:35,483 Turns hope into memory 1983 01:59:36,275 --> 01:59:39,108 And life is all to be remade 1984 01:59:40,025 --> 01:59:42,192 Like four old musketeers 1985 01:59:42,358 --> 01:59:44,858 Ready for another war 1986 01:59:45,025 --> 01:59:47,983 A love duel that never ends 1987 01:59:48,650 --> 01:59:51,358 A party every night 1988 01:59:51,525 --> 01:59:54,067 A happy new year for a lifetime 1989 01:59:56,983 --> 01:59:59,733 All for this 1990 01:59:59,942 --> 02:00:01,608 All for whom 1991 02:00:03,233 --> 02:00:05,317 All for what? 1992 02:00:05,483 --> 02:00:07,442 For next to nothing 1993 02:00:09,192 --> 02:00:11,442 All for nothing. 1994 02:00:11,608 --> 02:00:13,483 Like this, for you. 1995 02:00:15,233 --> 02:00:18,067 For you and the beauty of the world 1996 02:00:21,358 --> 02:00:25,942 All for one man, one woman 1997 02:00:28,358 --> 02:00:32,567 All for a child's laughter 1998 02:00:35,483 --> 02:00:39,067 All for Claude Lelouch 1999 02:00:39,775 --> 02:00:42,358 All for Claude All for that 2000 02:00:44,275 --> 02:00:45,983 All for this, my love