1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,174 [♪ Dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,468 -Hello, I'm LESTR. -What the hell? 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,346 Meet our new doorman. The Board hired me to train LESTR. 4 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,265 We are not gonna sit back and let our beloved staff 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,142 be replaced by soulless machines. 6 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:20,270 Either this robot goes or we do! 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,147 -[LESTR robot] Oh no! -[crashing] 8 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,066 That robot was my best friend. 9 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,318 Oh, look, a new one's on its way. 10 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,154 [LESTR robot] I got killed by water yesterday. 11 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,739 I'm the one buying up all the apartments here. 12 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:33,617 We have to move out because of a casino? 13 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,661 Our building's gone. 14 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:39,831 Rainey, would you like to see our box of clues? 15 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,416 Lester's bird whistle. 16 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,210 [bird whistle chirping] 17 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,129 -[phone buzzing] -[Rainey Coluca] We figured something out. 18 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,464 I got a notification on my birding app 19 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,133 that Lester's favorite bird was in the courtyard. 20 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,636 But it was me blowing Lester's whistle. 21 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,597 [Vince Fish] Now, that whistle activated the bird camera 22 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,849 -that Lester and I had set up. -Can you make it bigger? 23 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,476 -[Oliver gasps] -[Mabel Mora] What the... 24 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,643 [Charles-Haden Savage] Randall. 25 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,021 And I also found this in Nicky's office. 26 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,857 -Is that Lester's elevator crank? -Oh, Jesus. 27 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,860 -[Loretta Durkin] Could be. -There's... There's blood. 28 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,946 Did you just find the murder weapon? 29 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,744 [Lester Coluca] What is this thing? It's huge. 30 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,997 [Miller Portnoy] I don't know. It's addressed to you. 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,165 [Lester] Me? I didn't order anything huge. 32 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,210 [Miller] Maybe you did, but you just don't remember. 33 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,503 -[power tool whirring] -[box opening] 34 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,965 [♪ Mysterious music playing] 35 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,593 [board thuds] 36 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,137 -It's a robot? -[LESTR robot buzzing] 37 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,847 -[both yelp] -Oh, Jesus. 38 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,265 -[Miller swatting] -[LESTR robot] Ouch. 39 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,392 Hello. Judging by your uniforms, 40 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,477 -we are colleagues. Neat! -[arms whirring] 41 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,438 I'm honored to join the staff. 42 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,814 I can open doors, 43 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:46,898 deliver packages, 44 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,985 and ease the burden of having to interact with the tenants. 45 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,988 Together, we will optimize the building's efficiency. 46 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,907 Ooh-hoo-hoo, it's one of those doorman robots. 47 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,868 I heard it can print things out of its butt. 48 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:58,952 Really? 49 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,579 [LESTR robot] My butt is not a printer. 50 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,581 -[Lester] Hmm. -[LESTR robot scanning] 51 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,875 I think there's a misunderstanding. 52 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:10,505 The Board bought you, but it doesn't mean I have to use you. 53 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,676 You're staying right down here, buddy. 54 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,179 -[♪ Curious music playing] -[water dripping] 55 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,264 [LESTR robot whirring and beeping] 56 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,808 [LESTR robot] Humans like to make me the bad guy, 57 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,770 like I'm the reason they don't talk to each other anymore. 58 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,606 But honestly, that's on them. [chiming] 59 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,650 [tenant 1] Could someone please clean up those muddy footsteps... 60 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,652 [staff member 1] 5D says their window is drafty... 61 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,445 [staff member 2] I need to go fix the leaky faucet in 6A... 62 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,489 [tenant 2] The elevator's making that weird sound again. 63 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,700 [LESTR robot] If used correctly, I could make their lives better. 64 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,995 Save them from mistakes, since I don't make any. 65 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,873 -[Lester] Randall! Randall! -[LESTR robot whirring] 66 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,125 I've been looking the other way too long. 67 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,836 [LESTR robot] People make so many mistakes. 68 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,296 [chiming] 69 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,799 [Randall panting] 70 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,178 [LESTR robot beeping] 71 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,393 Shh. 72 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,478 [♪ Dramatic music playing] 73 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,732 [LESTR robot powering down] 74 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,361 [traffic noise, cars honking] 75 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,987 [elevator bell dinging] 76 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,949 Oh, hey, guys. 77 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,367 [Oliver Putnam] Yeah, don't "hey, guys" us. 78 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,785 -We know it was you. -At the fountain. 79 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,537 [Charles-Haden Savage] With the elevator crank. 80 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,164 Sounded like we were playing Clue there. 81 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,457 Not intentional, but worked out nicely. 82 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,837 I hate to break it to you, but I have no idea what you're... 83 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,047 -Hey! -[LESTR robot] After you. 84 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,383 Quick, catch him! 85 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,969 I can't, I still have blisters from my Linda Lavin boots. 86 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,220 I'm not wearing underwear. 87 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,806 I certainly can't run in these things. 88 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:46,059 Honestly, I... I can't believe this has never happened to us before. 89 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,020 [Oliver snorts] 90 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,107 [♪ lively theme song playing] 91 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,024 [♪ Theme song concludes] 92 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:39,446 [LESTR robot] Nineteen days until move-out. 93 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,948 -Nineteen days until move-out. -[notification chiming] 94 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:45,619 [Mabel Mora] Randall's mom says she hasn't seen him in days, 95 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,954 so he could have left town. 96 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:51,208 Yeah, sure, a killer's mother never lies to protect her child. 97 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,293 I bet he's curled up in her bathtub right now 98 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,377 breathing through a reed. 99 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,921 [Uma Heller] Isn't this fun? 100 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,883 I'm homeless, but at least Camila White has a casino. 101 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,092 Cheers. 102 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:04,638 [LESTR robot] Just a reminder that you have 19 days left to pack your things. 103 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,473 Okay, can we scrap this yet? 104 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,100 Thirty-five cents a pound, I bet this big boy weighs... 105 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,811 -[Howard Morris] Don't you touch him! -[Oliver] Ow. 106 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,772 And I'd be careful, every other doorman is either dead or fled, 107 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:17,234 -so my LESTR is king of this palace. -[Oliver groans] 108 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,195 [LESTR robot] It's true that my power is now unchecked. 109 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,531 [Oliver grumbling] 110 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:26,284 We need to find Randall. For every reason now! 111 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,728 -[LESTR robot chirping] -We can do that in 19 days, right? 112 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,872 [phone dinging and buzzing] 113 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,923 -[LESTR robot] After you. -Yeah, thanks, I got it. 114 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,592 [♪ Delicate upbeat piano music playing] 115 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,887 [LESTR robot] Eight days until move-out. 116 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,348 Eight days until move-out. 117 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,350 [whirring] 118 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,978 Please help. I cannot get up the stairs. 119 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,063 -[Tony Caccimelio] Got it? -[Mikey Caccimelio] Of course. 120 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,148 -Yeah. -Lift from your legs. 121 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,108 [grunting] We got you. Okay. 122 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,486 -[LESTR robot] Picking up for 12F. -[Caccimelio brothers chattering] 123 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,570 [Nonna] Got 'em. 124 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,155 -Hey. Nonna's coming. -Coming in hot, coming in hot. 125 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,239 -[chair whirring] -Nonna. 126 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,616 -Hey, I got you. -Thank you, God. 127 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,910 -Hey, what number is that? -[Braden] Too late for these sevens? 128 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,453 -[Mikey] Two sevens? -[LESTR robot] Thank you. 129 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,913 -[Caccimelio brothers chattering] -Grazie, Nonna. 130 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,998 So, when was the last time Randall picked up the dry cleaning? 131 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,458 -[Johnny] Who's Randall? -[Braden] Randall's the... 132 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,917 That handsome guy, cool hair... 133 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,461 [Johnny] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, his hair is sick. 134 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,380 Oh! It was the same day Mom let us have nachos for breakfast. 135 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,090 -That's right. -I was gonna say that, actually, so... 136 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:23,842 That doesn't help me. 137 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,844 Well, we're only allowed to do that once a month. 138 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,137 -So, it's been a while? -[Vinny] Well... 139 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,014 -It's been a while. -Hasn't been a while 140 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,099 since me and Mom stayed up 141 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,851 real late last night, watched a bunch of movies 142 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,394 -and had a big ol' bowl of popcorn. -No, you didn't. 143 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,188 -[Johnny] What the fuck? -[Vinny] Yeah, we ate popcorn. 144 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:39,233 Now, I know you're a liar, 'cause Mom told me the whole city was out of popcorn. 145 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,318 -[overlapping chatter] -Was it caramel corn? 146 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,402 Fellas. 147 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,071 -Was it caramel corn? -[Johnny] You stayed up with Mom?! 148 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,114 -Someone has to know where Randall is. -[arguing continues] 149 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,825 Yeah, but his neighbors haven't seen him, 150 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,951 and he isn't using his credit cards or his phone. 151 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,287 I don't get it. People can't just disappear anymore. 152 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,206 [Tony] That's not f... I want popcorn with Mom! 153 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,874 -[LESTR robot] After you. -[door bells jingle] 154 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,792 Forty-nine famously doesn't come after 52. 155 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,252 -Yes, it does, dumb-ass. -Okay. 156 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,503 [door bells jingle] 157 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,672 [LESTR robot] [beeping] One day until move-out. 158 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,758 [whirring] Mr. Putnam, I have your burgers. 159 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:05,967 Also, reminder: 160 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,762 you were reducing your sodium to help with bloating. 161 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,597 Yeah, let me tell you something, asshole. 162 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,267 I'm in soft pants now. Waistline is deliberately bloat-friendly. 163 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:19,314 [Mabel] Well, loyal listeners, it is our last day in the building, 164 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,483 and how can I put this? 165 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,859 We ain't got shit! 166 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,903 -[LESTR robot whirring and beeping] -[Oliver sighs] 167 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,448 Would it cheer you up to show you this new place I'm thinking of moving to? 168 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,033 Who reads a room better than you? 169 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,868 Well, no, it's kinda great, we could all go. 170 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,371 Look, look at this. It's got daily activities, there you go, 171 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,707 group field trips, and an on-site estate lawyer, 172 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,376 -not sure what that is. -[LESTR robot thumping] 173 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,044 -Charles, this is a nursing home. -[LESTR robot] Ow. 174 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,253 It's not a nursing home. 175 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:45,715 Would a nursing home have a helpful string in the bathroom 176 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,634 where you can summon your own personal butler? 177 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,219 -[items crashing] -And the personal butler... 178 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,096 -[LESTR robot] Oh, no! -...is wearing a stethoscope? 179 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,015 -[Oliver] Mm-hmm. -Well, maybe it is a nursing home. 180 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,891 Honestly, put me there. 181 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,351 [LESTR robot] If someone could help, 182 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,562 I seem to be stuck in a labyrinth of defunct one-act plays. 183 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,440 Oliver, your apartment stresses me out. 184 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,151 -[LESTR robot] Thank you. -[Mabel] Don't you leave 185 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,944 for New Zealand in, like, two days? 186 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,070 I'm packed! 187 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,364 These are all the items I'll be carrying on. 188 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:12,200 This looks like the world's saddest Planet Hollywood. 189 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,452 -[LESTR robot] I need to... -[thudding] 190 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,536 Thank you. 191 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,997 Mabel, thought about where you're going? 192 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,581 -I'm not sure. -[LESTR robot] Ouch. 193 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,167 I have this friend who has a place in the Maldives. 194 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,628 The Maldives? What friend? 195 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,422 [phone chiming, buzzing] 196 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,674 [gasps] Randall just posted. 197 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,301 Oh, well, of course he did, because kids today 198 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,804 can't not post, even if it gets them arrested. 199 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,640 -Mabel, does it say where he is? -It sure does. 200 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:36,725 Cuba. 201 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,689 "Hola y adios from Cuba. 202 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,150 Old Randall down for a new start." 203 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,195 They don't extradite in Cuba. Does that mean...? 204 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,864 That's it. 205 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:55,201 Our probable murderer, our last lead, up in smoke. 206 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,704 [LESTR robot] [buzzes] Would a moving day checklist help? 207 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,123 [sighing] Okay, that's it. 208 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,249 I give up. 209 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,500 -No! -Don't say that. 210 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:06,004 Guys, everything I've worked for is gone. 211 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,006 Nothing we try works. 212 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,134 I just really wanna go home, buy a pack of White Claws, 213 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,512 throw my shit in a box, and get fucked up, you know? 214 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,598 [♪ Somber music playing] 215 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:17,974 [LESTR robot whirring] 216 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,809 [LESTR robot] After you. 217 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,313 [Charles] Is she right? 218 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,107 Did we lose the Arconia and fail Lester? 219 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:29,194 [♪ Somber music continues] 220 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,279 [front door closes] 221 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,281 -[people chattering] -[Teddy chuckles] 222 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,284 Teddy Dimas? 223 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,702 Am I already drunk? 224 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,705 Sweetheart, long time no see. 225 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,374 I'm waiting on my company van to come move my stuff. 226 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:47,087 Is this the same van that you used to try to kidnap me? 227 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,630 Oh, right. 228 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,048 Good times. 229 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,634 So, do you believe this? I finally get outta jail, 230 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,803 and everybody's moving out. 231 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:59,140 I'm drinking through it. Wanna join me and some non-toilet wine? 232 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,600 Absolutely. 233 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,106 And by the way, now that you're out of prison, 234 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,233 the "non-toilet" thing is implied. 235 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,694 Force of habit. [sighs] I really changed in the clink. 236 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,863 Weren't you in one of those white-collar, 237 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,866 like, minimum-security prisons with a tennis court? 238 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,954 Doesn't change the fact that the joint is a lonely place. 239 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,498 Sometimes, I'd go days, 240 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,416 and the only human interaction I'd have 241 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:29,003 would be my Duolingo teacher in my AirPods. 242 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,339 But I now speak fluent Italian. 243 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:36,010 I hope you enjoy your Brunello di Montalcino. 244 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,763 -Salute. -[LESTR robot beeping and buzzing] 245 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:41,141 [LESTR robot] 6B, no consuming alcohol in the common spaces. 246 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,769 14E of the West Tower, 247 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,480 no exercise apparatus allowed in the lobby. 248 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:51,192 My buyer from Facebook Marketplace is due here any minute. 249 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:56,698 [panting] I still have enough time to catch my 30th ride with Cody. 250 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,199 Hey, hey! 251 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,035 Your robot. He's making up fake rules! 252 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,872 How dare you call LESTR a liar. 253 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,290 I'm pulling up the by-laws. 254 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:10,003 [LESTR robot whirring, beeping loudly] 255 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,671 [LESTR robot] Denied. 256 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,132 W-Why is my retinal scan being denied? 257 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,758 Babe, you need me to move closer? 258 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,052 [LESTR robot] [chiming] Retinal scan no longer valid. 259 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,680 I belong to a new administrator now, 260 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,141 Camila White's EVP of security. 261 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,768 You replaced me with someone and you don't even know their name? 262 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,104 [LESTR robot] I know their eyes, and they unlock me. 263 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,814 After everything I've done for you? 264 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,776 I'm not gonna be ignored, LESTR. 265 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,070 Hey, you wanna keep it down? If Cody shouts me out 266 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,615 and I can't hear it, I'm gonna lose my shit. 267 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,369 -Wine me, bitches. -We call ourselves the Givvie-Uppies. 268 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,371 Since when are you a quitter? 269 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,041 Since now. I am done investigating. 270 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,918 What the fuck did you just say? 271 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:53,046 I know. [sighs] Where was this fun quitting attitude 272 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,632 when it came to a cute family of grave robbers? 273 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,842 What are you doing here? 274 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,220 I wanted to come see you on your last night. 275 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:04,307 Damn, I cannot believe this place is going away. 276 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,477 And I can't believe I actually give a shit either, but here we are. 277 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,855 [LESTR robot] [chiming] Hello. Visitors must sign the log. 278 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,106 Your mama. 279 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,735 [LESTR robot] [beeping] Tenant request, 14C. I'll be back. 280 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,737 [♪ Quirky music playing] 281 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,407 -I loved you in 2001: A Space Odyssey. -[LESTR robot] [chiming] 282 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,535 "Brazzos fan mail '84 to '89. 283 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,163 Glasses." 284 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,457 [LESTR robot whirring] 285 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,752 [LESTR robot] 14C, I have the tape you requested. 286 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,588 [tape ripping] 287 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,839 Thank you. 288 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,218 [LESTR robot whirring] 289 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,264 -And, done packing. -[Oliver] Great news! 290 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:48,059 I figured out how we're gonna celebrate our last night in the Arconia. 291 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,811 Oh, you're finally gonna start packing? 292 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,271 Absolutely not. 293 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,107 The theme of the night is The Last Supper. 294 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,443 [laughing rapidly] I love a cheeky Bible reference. 295 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,239 Okay, picture this. Us in robes breaking bread, 296 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,117 and me at the center of my long dining room table 297 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,536 looking very generous. 298 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,374 If we do our jobs right, it will rival the original. 299 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,960 I can't make it. I'm going to a... a baseball game 300 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,545 with, uh, Jim Geronimo. 301 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,505 Who the hell is Jim Geronimo? 302 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,507 Well, actually, uh, I'm not sure. 303 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,801 I was just going through my old Rolodex 304 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,095 seeing what friends I might still have outside the building. 305 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,806 And apparently, uh, Jim Geronimo and I met 306 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,101 when we linked arms at Hands Across America. 307 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,854 Tonight's the night you decided to make friends? 308 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,737 The night you should be saying goodbye to the friends you already have? 309 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,901 Last Supper, long table, us?! 310 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,903 I'm sorry, but kick-off is at 7:00 p.m. 311 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,823 See? You don't even know baseball. 312 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:47,035 For example, "kick-off" is a Rockettes term. 313 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,995 Well, since investigating murders in our building 314 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:53,207 is no longer on the menu, I'm hobby-hunting. 315 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,128 And new-friends-hunting. 316 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,507 Fine. 317 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,178 I don't need to force someone to give me closure. 318 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,681 I'm off to find Mabel. 319 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,309 [choking up] I only need one disciple, anyway. 320 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,857 [LESTR robot] [beeping] Intruder in the gaming parlor. 321 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,860 [beeping] Intruder in the gaming parlor. 322 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,195 [beeping continues] 323 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:27,367 [♪ Melancholy music playing] 324 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:31,913 Intruder in the gaming parlor. Intruder in the gaming parlor. 325 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:36,042 The gaming parlor is off limits to tenants. 326 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,127 The gaming parlor is off limits to... 327 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,837 Go away, Speak n' Spell! 328 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,342 Mora, let me talk to you for a minute. So, you're done investigating? 329 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,010 Are you crazy? 330 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,179 The one thing that you're actually good at? 331 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,306 Yes, and I'm fine with it. 332 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,184 -Oh. -I have a lot of irons in the fire. 333 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,685 Oh, okay, name one. 334 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,855 Well, they're not, you know, "job" irons, 335 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:02,151 but I did get offered to go yachting with Jay Pflug. 336 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,487 -Excuse me? -[sipping loudly, gulping] 337 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,156 I feel like my daughter just told me she's hopping on a pole. 338 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,285 I've been saying no because, of course, but... 339 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,495 Mm-hmm? 340 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,165 I am curious to see if there is a good guy in there. 341 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:21,212 And a week on a yacht might be a good way to figure it out. 342 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,965 I don't know, is that the worst thing ever? God. 343 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,425 No. 344 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,926 It's just not who we are. 345 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,930 You and me, we don't give a damn about looking at vistas all day. 346 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,558 If there's a problem out there, we have to get in there. 347 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,478 [phone dinging] 348 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,690 Yep, like right fucking now. 349 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,525 I gotta go. Official police business. 350 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,986 B-B-But maybe that's my problem. 351 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,780 Jay was telling me about his guru. 352 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,115 Guru? 353 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:53,202 She says most suffering in Western civilization 354 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,372 comes from this need to achieve. 355 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,626 Uh, that's a shoe print, isn't it? 356 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,338 [♪ Mysterious music playing] 357 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,926 No, it's a flip-flop print. 358 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,011 But half the flop. 359 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,930 And it's facing towards us, 360 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,057 which means the other half came from... 361 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,446 [panel creaking] 362 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,824 -Okay, fuck the yacht. -I can do five more minutes. 363 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,911 [♪ Quirky mysterious music playing] 364 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,039 Blood spatter. 365 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,667 And look at these white dots. 366 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,003 It's the same paint from Nicky's clothes? 367 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,715 I bet you this is probably how they smuggled Nicky's body out of here. 368 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,224 [door squeaking] 369 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,810 Holy shit, this leads out to Caccimelio's dry cleaners. 370 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,687 That's where Nicky was found! 371 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,693 What the fuck is that? 372 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,487 [grunts] 373 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,741 This is the background from Randall's Instagram post. 374 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:17,703 He's not in Cuba, the motherfucker's still in the building. 375 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,418 -[♪ Quirky music playing] -[people chattering] 376 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,754 Oh. There he is. 377 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,550 You know, I used to grease those wheels real good. 378 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,386 -[cheese cube thuds] -[Uma] My wheels used to be greased. 379 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,679 [Teddy chuckles] 380 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,431 Howard, you haven't changed a bit. 381 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,934 -[kiss smacking] -[chuckles] Did I hear you speak Italian? 382 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,477 I once took an Italian night course. 383 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,104 -Really? -Sì. 384 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,897 [Oliver] There's only 81 home games a year. 385 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,149 -Who knows when you'll get another chance? -Wait. 386 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,736 -Teddy? -[Teddy Dimas] Hey, boys. 387 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:54,991 Back from prison for ten hours before I guess I move to Boca. 388 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,285 -Oh. -So, how's tricks? What's new? 389 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,662 Well, I remarried. 390 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,123 Ooh, I love your wives. Is she hot? 391 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,958 -[Teddy chuckles] -[Oliver growls] 392 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,960 Too soon. I heard it. 393 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,254 Pull up a box, boys, we're having a last night block party. 394 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,423 -Uh, I'm actually on my way out. -[Teddy] What? 395 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,842 -On our last night? -Thank you! 396 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,970 Oh, you know who knows how to throw a last-night party? 397 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,471 The guys in the clink. 398 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:21,309 For my Bon Voyage, they did a whole Last Suppe r theme. 399 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,352 -You did not just say that. -[Teddy] Yeah. 400 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,272 A guy who did a triple homicide washed my feet. 401 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,108 [Vince Fish] Anybody. Anybody. I can't unclip. 402 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,527 Cody, Cody. Clipping instructions! 403 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,612 [Peloton beeping] 404 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,821 Guys! 405 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,491 Update in the case! Randall is in the building. 406 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,659 How? Where? 407 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,703 I... I don't know, but we gotta go look. 408 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,539 Yes, we're back! Where's the murder board? 409 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,208 Oh, uh, I might have, uh, thrown it out. 410 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,960 -Wha... -You what?! 411 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,421 -What is wrong with you? -Well, we didn't need it anymore. 412 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,132 But w-where's your sense of sentimentality? 413 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,802 -Of ceremony? -Let me move forward, Oliver. 414 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,680 Okay, you are such a weird, emotionless robot. 415 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,642 LESTR, You need a date? I found your soulmate. 416 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,936 I swear to God, Charles, if you touch a button on his carriage... 417 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,104 [mimics cutting] 418 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,607 Robot, text all of the residents, 419 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,485 have 'em come down to the lobby for an emergency building meeting. 420 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,862 Yes. Our last building meeting. 421 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,447 Can we show up drunk? 422 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,658 Delivery for 6C? 423 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,160 6C has been gone for weeks. 424 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,663 [LESTR robot] [chiming] That's true. You're right. 425 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,414 Oh, my God. Have I died? 426 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,292 Did you just admit I'm right for the first time in your life? 427 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:33,005 Wait, who ordered food to an empty apartment? 428 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,674 [LESTR robot] Randall Winston. 429 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,051 He is currently squatting in 6C. 430 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,054 -Wait, what? -Why didn't you tell us? 431 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,681 [LESTR robot] You never asked me. 432 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,391 [Howard] Is that what happened? 433 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,434 I didn't ask enough questions? 434 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,853 Well, I can be curious, baby. 435 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,273 [Oliver and Charles] To 6C! 436 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,985 I'm taking that. 437 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,279 Howard, are you fucking that thing? 438 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,115 [knocking at door] 439 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,574 [LESTR robot] Delivery. 440 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,661 -[Charles] Randall. -How's Cuba? 441 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,039 Look, I-I can explain. 442 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,874 [♪ Thrilling music playing] 443 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,126 [Mabel] Hey! 444 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,752 I think he's found our Achilles' heel. 445 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,504 To the elevator! 446 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:14,588 [elevator dings] 447 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,215 [♪ Thrilling music continues] 448 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,842 -[Mabel] Hey! Catch him! -[Oliver] Stop him! 449 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:18,926 [Charles] Get him! 450 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,345 Fuck, am I gonna have to run, too? 451 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,429 [shouting and grunting] 452 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,972 -Stop him! -Don't let him get away! 453 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,015 I'll get him. Here I go! I got him! 454 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,226 I got... Oh, oh God. Oh, these are slippery. 455 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,310 [Oliver] Stop him! 456 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,479 [grunting and thudding] 457 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,356 [tenants gasping] 458 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,733 -[Randall grunting] -[Mabel] Oh, my God. 459 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,942 Theo! 460 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,696 -[tenants clamoring] -My company van is here. And my son. 461 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,532 -[Randall panting] -Hey, no, don't worry. 462 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,700 He's the murderer. 463 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,540 -I know. -Randall, how could you do it? 464 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,875 Sweet old Lester? 465 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,462 And why? 'Cause you wanted his job? 466 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,297 I didn't do anything! 467 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,382 We saw you in the courtyard. 468 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,468 You were holding the bloody elevator crank. 469 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,386 Lester told me not to say anything. 470 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,681 Yeah. Lester. 471 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:07,892 The real human one. 472 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,061 You withheld case information because Lester told you to? 473 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,563 -[sighing] -[Charles] And the only person 474 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,649 who can confirm this is Lester? Who is dead. 475 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,736 -Which is convenient. -I don't think it's convenient. 476 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:24,241 God, I wish someone else had been there. 477 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,868 [LESTR robot] I was there. 478 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,245 [tenants gasping and murmuring] 479 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,580 You were there? 480 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,290 [LESTR robot] The original model was, 481 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,210 before he got subsequently tossed from the roof. 482 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,338 But all his old files were uploaded into me. 483 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,964 I can show you. 484 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,257 Lights to dim. 485 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,926 [whirring] 486 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,140 Howard's ex. 487 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,439 [LESTR robot] Would you remove my hat, please? 488 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,690 [Mabel] Oh. 489 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,609 [LESTR robot] Thank you. 490 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,152 [crowd murmuring] 491 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,904 [projector buzzing] 492 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,492 [Lester] Randall! Randall! 493 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,953 Oh, my God. Lester, are you bleeding? 494 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:13,707 [panting] I need you to take the wedding shrimp to Mr. Putnam. 495 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,794 -What are you talking about? -The shrimp in the fridge 496 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,879 down the hall, take it to 10D now! 497 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,048 Alright. I got it. I got it. 498 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,176 But are you okay? Who hurt you? 499 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,678 [Lester panting] 500 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,764 [Lester] It's... It's not my blood. 501 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,599 I didn't mean to hurt anybody. 502 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,852 I couldn't let that mobster take down my building. 503 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,770 I've been looking the other way too long. 504 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,858 Lester, did you kill somebody? 505 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,196 You're gonna be a great doorman. 506 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,491 But don't say a word about what you know, for your own safety. 507 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,911 -[Randall Winston] My safety? -Just get the shrimp to Oliver. 508 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,996 -He'll know what to do. -[Randall] Okay. Alright. 509 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,081 [Lester] And, uh... [panting] 510 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:58,085 I saved the old Arconia with a piece of the old Arconia. 511 00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,837 [softly chuckles] Life. 512 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,089 [♪ Melancholy music playing] 513 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:06,260 -Now, go. Take care of my place. -[Randall] Okay. Shrimp, 10D. Shrimp, 10D. 514 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,184 -[projector beeping] -[lights click] 515 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,064 [LESTR robot whirring] 516 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,733 Lester killed Nicky? 517 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,110 Bird-watching, adorable Lester? 518 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,572 He did it for the building. 519 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,783 So there wouldn't be any more crime. 520 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,288 So you all wouldn't lose your home. 521 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,958 [♪ Melancholy music continues] 522 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,710 [sighs] He did it for you. 523 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:46,300 So, if Lester killed Nicky, who killed Lester? 524 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,551 [Randall] I don't know. 525 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,930 I took the shrimp to your place, and when I came back, 526 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,389 he was dead. 527 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,642 I saw the crank and I panicked. 528 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,936 [sighs] I put it in Nicky's office, 529 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,605 'cause I didn't want anyone to think that Lester was a killer. 530 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,941 He was counting on us to finish the job. 531 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,319 That's why he left us the finger in the shrimp. 532 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,404 And we failed. 533 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,156 We didn't solve the case. 534 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:13,702 And we lost the building he died trying to protect. 535 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,497 We owe it to him to find his killer before we go. 536 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,248 -Right, right. -[LESTR robot whining] 537 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,751 You're right. I mean, we still have a few more hours. 538 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,795 We can't give up now. 539 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,301 Alright, Apostles. 540 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,807 On this last holy night, we have dips, and a case to solve. 541 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,893 Thank the Lord, and Miller... 542 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,897 for returning our murder board to us. 543 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:46,151 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some water 544 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,780 to turn into a big pitcher of Cosmos. 545 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,407 [chuckles] 546 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:57,705 -Hey, remember that blizzard in '96... -[LESTR robot whirring] 547 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:01,041 ...when we had that crazy snowball fight in the courtyard? 548 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,002 Yeah, that was cute. 549 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:06,255 Till I slipped and wrenched the fuck outta my back. 550 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,298 But a nice man helped me up. 551 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,800 Hey, that was me! 552 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,510 I remember you said, 553 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:15,264 "Hey, get your filthy hands the hell off of me." 554 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,434 -Ah, that's a nice memory. -It was. 555 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,770 Buy me a sandwich sometime? 556 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,482 Oh, yeah. Happily. 557 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,818 [♪ Plucky music playing] 558 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,361 [Howard] Ugh. 559 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,699 Where is Charles? 560 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,617 [LESTR robot whirring] 561 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,203 Oh. 562 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:39,621 -[LESTR robot] Hello. -Oh, hey. 563 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,790 Yeah, I'm doing really good. 564 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,709 I'm just so busy, so... 565 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,296 -See you around. -[LESTR robot] After you. 566 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:54,219 Howard, why do you let that robot get to you? 567 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:57,014 Look at you. You've got a lot going on. 568 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,308 And you have a boyfriend. What's his name? 569 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,227 If anyone in this building ever listened to me, 570 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,354 they would know that Jonathan is on tour 571 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,231 with Thoroughly Modern Millie. 572 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,568 He broke up with me weeks ago. 573 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:10,944 -Oh. -[Howard sobbing] 574 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,115 [sobbing continues] 575 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,868 I'm sorry. I... I know how it feels to be lonely. 576 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,207 I used to be the center of my mother's world. 577 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,793 And then, she died. 578 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:29,380 You know, it might surprise you to know, but having seven foster cats 579 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,006 wasn't exactly me thriving. 580 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,009 Ditto for the cadaver dog. 581 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,346 And that little pig was a cry for help. 582 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,642 When Jonathan broke up with me, I felt like, 583 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,644 "Great, I have nobody, again." 584 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,146 So, yeah, 585 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:49,483 maybe I invested a little too much 586 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,527 in a robot that doesn't care about me. 587 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,697 -[LESTR robot whirring] -[voice breaking] But Charles, 588 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,500 it felt so good to have any kind of partner. 589 00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:59,743 I never found my people in this building. 590 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,287 Not like you did. 591 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:06,166 Look, we have done a bad job 592 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,168 of checking in with each other in this building. 593 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,378 [Howard sniffles] 594 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,629 And that's on us. 595 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,551 It's easy to assume that everyone is just okay, but sometimes... 596 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,178 they just aren't. 597 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,930 -Mm. -And... 598 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,600 it's easy to forget to be a good neighbor. 599 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,562 [Howard sobbing] 600 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,024 Well, Charles... 601 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:37,156 [sighs] You know, I'm not the biggest fan 602 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:40,576 of religious iconography, but I gotta say, 603 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,494 Putnam can throw one hell of a Last Supper. 604 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,916 There's still room for another apostle, if you want to join us. 605 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:51,879 Okay. 606 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,717 Maybe I should go ask forgiveness from Oliver... 607 00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,469 our Lord and Savior. 608 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,434 [Howard sniffling] 609 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,894 [knocking at door] 610 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,854 [LESTR robot chiming] 611 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,231 -Oh! -Jay. 612 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,691 Here you are! 613 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,860 Third apartment is the charm. 614 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,986 Ready to go? 615 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,198 To the Maldives? 616 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,116 Oh, uh... [exhales sharply] 617 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,535 Yeah, I am not doing that. 618 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,748 Oh. Um... 619 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,709 Did I misread? [chuckles] 620 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:35,339 No, you texted, "I could be a boat bitch." 621 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,506 [Mabel] Mm. 622 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:40,010 Look, I'm investigating, and you're a suspect. 623 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:42,429 So, either A, you show me you're a good guy 624 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:45,682 and tell me what you know, or B, we go our separate ways. 625 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,517 There's also C, 626 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,228 we go to the Maldives. 627 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,563 Hang out, tan. 628 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,607 Make murder someone else's problem? 629 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,276 Right. 630 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,820 I'm here with a bunch of people 631 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,156 who are losing their homes, Jay. 632 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,952 And if you had won that casino bid, 633 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,537 other people would be losing their homes. 634 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:12,960 So, you wanna make the world a better place? 635 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,921 Stop making it worse. 636 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,678 [whirring] 637 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,099 Hey. 638 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:31,186 Hey. Aren't you late for your game? 639 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,939 I'm not going to the baseball game. 640 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,066 [whirring] 641 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,818 I don't need new friends. 642 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,987 Plus, I found out that two years ago, 643 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:42,572 Jim Geronimo was eaten by a bear. 644 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,909 Well, I'm glad I beat the dead guy. 645 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:50,831 Look, I... I... I didn't want to come to a closing ceremony, 646 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,667 because I don't wanna close anything. 647 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,711 You think I do? 648 00:29:55,794 --> 00:30:00,590 Well, you and Mabel both have some place to go after this. 649 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,426 Someone will take you in. 650 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,885 You're married. 651 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,220 [♪ Melancholy music playing] 652 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,305 Right. 653 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,892 You know, of all my showstopping productions, 654 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:13,312 this podcast was my favorite. 655 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,733 And some of that has to do with you. 656 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:23,030 Mostly Mabel, but... but... you got in there. 657 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,618 [Charles sighs] 658 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:30,620 Hmm. 659 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,876 -[items rustling] -Charles, what are you doing? 660 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,089 Would you sign this? 661 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,592 Charles, this is my apartment. 662 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,928 For the next few hours. 663 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:48,889 Please? 664 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,976 What, are you being sentimental? 665 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,771 Well, it's a little piece of the Arconia 666 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,232 signed by the investigators who solved four murders. 667 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,610 -Imagine if we'd made it five. -Mm. 668 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,238 [sighs] "Dear..." 669 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,325 -Charles. -Ch-Charles, Charles. 670 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,660 -Haden. -Haden. 671 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:14,664 -[Charles] Savage. -[Oliver] Savage. 672 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,459 Hey, did we ever figure out what this is from? 673 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,128 Pictures of the floor? Really? 674 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,589 You should have been canceled after season two. 675 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:23,673 [Mabel] Mm. 676 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,133 Wait. 677 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,760 I've seen that scuff mark. 678 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,720 We found that in front of my freezer. 679 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,515 We think it was left by whoever stole the finger. 680 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,226 If you're looking for whoever made those marks, 681 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,852 I can tell you who did. 682 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:37,270 Him. 683 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:38,855 [whirring and beeping] 684 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,066 -The robot? -Yeah, I've been cleaning up his marks 685 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,151 -off the lobby floor for weeks. -Come on, quick. 686 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,320 We'll grab him and throw him off the roof. 687 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,280 No, wait, we did that already. 688 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,659 No one is killing the robot. 689 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,955 -This robot is innocent. -[beeping] 690 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,165 Sure, sometimes he drips ink. 691 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,584 Yeah, from the printer in his butt. 692 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,671 But that is not his scuff. 693 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,925 This scuff is from something else. 694 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:11,346 I know, because my mother, God rest her soul, 695 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,766 spent her final years in a motorized chair. 696 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:18,186 I spared no expense when it came to Mother, 697 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:21,690 which is why she had the very best, 698 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,193 the Pride Jazzy Elite HD, in lilac, 699 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,820 and it made this exact mark. 700 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:30,657 Oh, my God, Howard. You solved it. 701 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,535 -I did? -Guys. 702 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,245 A Jazzy scooter? 703 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:37,873 Oh, my God. 704 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,126 You solved it, Howard. 705 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:44,629 You really did. 706 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,174 [Howard chuckles] 707 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:50,343 [LESTR robot] So, go ahead and make me the bad guy. 708 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:55,015 But the one thing I can't do is act out of malice. 709 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,809 [scooter whirring, wheels scuffing] 710 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:02,147 There are some things that humans will always be better at than machines. 711 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,485 One of those things is evil. 712 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,653 [Johnny and Tony chuckling] 713 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,907 -Bada-bing. -That is my Nonna. 714 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,992 [chuckles] 715 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:15,952 Go on, say it. 716 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,457 -[Caccimelio brothers] Hey, hey! -[overlapping shouting] 717 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,541 -Hey! -Watch your tone! 718 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:22,626 Where do you think you're from? 719 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:25,712 [♪ Dramatic music playing] 720 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,259 [LESTR robot buzzing and whirring] 721 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:35,597 [LESTR robot chiming] 722 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,601 [♪ Dramatic, suspenseful music playing]