1 00:00:02,088 --> 00:00:03,965 Stunt people always fall. 2 00:00:04,049 --> 00:00:05,967 But the trick is you get up 3 00:00:06,051 --> 00:00:09,471 and make sure you don't become dust. 4 00:00:09,554 --> 00:00:10,555 Sazz... 5 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:13,016 The shooter, very good. 6 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:16,520 A single .300 Win Mag casing was found in the West Tower 7 00:00:16,603 --> 00:00:20,398 in apartment 14F, belonging to a tenant by the name of M. Dudenoff, 8 00:00:20,482 --> 00:00:22,943 retired professor, who the neighbors are conveniently saying 9 00:00:23,026 --> 00:00:25,278 he's not in town. He's in Portugal. 10 00:00:25,362 --> 00:00:27,798 Neighbors are busy playing card games when they hear the gunshot. 11 00:00:27,822 --> 00:00:29,491 - What, I achieved? - Yes! 12 00:00:29,574 --> 00:00:31,785 I think that earns you a trip to the bathroom. 13 00:00:31,868 --> 00:00:34,579 - Is that a person? - Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham. 14 00:00:34,663 --> 00:00:36,831 No, no, no, no. This movie has to happen. 15 00:00:36,915 --> 00:00:39,042 It's the only way I can keep up with my sexy, 16 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,169 - successful girlfriend. - Hi! 17 00:00:41,628 --> 00:00:43,213 Loretta, will you... 18 00:00:44,631 --> 00:00:46,424 Will what? Would I what? 19 00:00:47,551 --> 00:00:50,762 - You don't believe Dudenoff's in Portugal? - I'm not convinced. 20 00:00:50,846 --> 00:00:52,486 Well, he's not gonna be happy you're here. 21 00:00:52,556 --> 00:00:55,141 I'm counting on it. If he finds out I'm squatting here, 22 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:57,227 he'll have to show his face to kick me out. 23 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:59,187 Did one of them kill Sazz? 24 00:00:59,271 --> 00:01:00,814 We're gonna find out. 25 00:01:00,897 --> 00:01:02,899 I kept a very detailed ham radio journal. 26 00:01:02,983 --> 00:01:07,195 A person came on the line and said, "Meet me at 445." 27 00:01:08,071 --> 00:01:10,031 - Who is Dudenoff? - The last person 28 00:01:10,115 --> 00:01:13,034 who came around asking these questions got killed. 29 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:24,504 A movie set is filled with egomaniacs. 30 00:01:29,551 --> 00:01:31,511 - But a good stunt double... - Sazz! 31 00:01:31,595 --> 00:01:34,723 must set the ego aside and just be a maniac. 32 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:37,100 Hey, wait up! 33 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,438 Sazz? 34 00:01:42,105 --> 00:01:44,900 Risking life and limb to make their actor look good. 35 00:01:44,983 --> 00:01:46,151 Where are we going?! 36 00:01:48,111 --> 00:01:49,988 Paradise... 37 00:02:01,249 --> 00:02:04,753 For the stunt double, their actor is number one. 38 00:02:05,587 --> 00:02:08,006 For the actor? Well, 39 00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:11,218 it's not always so clear. 40 00:02:11,843 --> 00:02:13,929 Alright, I've been up since 3:00 working. 41 00:02:14,012 --> 00:02:15,388 Well, not working the whole time. 42 00:02:15,472 --> 00:02:17,682 I spent two hours looking for an all-night Staples, 43 00:02:17,766 --> 00:02:19,601 but then, I built this. 44 00:02:21,019 --> 00:02:22,103 ♪ Ta-da ♪ 45 00:02:22,187 --> 00:02:23,480 A second murder board. 46 00:02:23,563 --> 00:02:25,774 You dragged me outta bed for this? 47 00:02:25,857 --> 00:02:27,484 Most working adults are up by 8:00 a.m. 48 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:29,069 Yes, but, like, farmers. 49 00:02:29,152 --> 00:02:32,072 Look, if we're gonna take Sazz seriously as a target, 50 00:02:32,155 --> 00:02:33,406 she deserves her own board. 51 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:36,576 The voice on the radio says that Sazz was killed 52 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:39,246 because she was asking questions about the West Tower, 53 00:02:39,329 --> 00:02:42,082 and Sazz was a ham radio hobbyist. 54 00:02:42,165 --> 00:02:45,627 Hm. I like it. Could be a good hook for the podcast. 55 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:48,922 This season, we're not just searching for the killer. 56 00:02:49,005 --> 00:02:50,757 We're searching for the victim, too. 57 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:52,217 Oliver, do you wanna record that? 58 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,760 Just gimme 10 minutes. 59 00:02:53,844 --> 00:02:56,555 What's "Paradise"? 60 00:02:58,056 --> 00:03:01,142 Uh... Nothing. It's just... It's just something someone told me. 61 00:03:01,226 --> 00:03:02,227 Who? 62 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:03,854 Sazz. 63 00:03:03,937 --> 00:03:05,146 When? 64 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:09,067 Last night. In my dream. 65 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:12,195 Ask him if he can draw a clock. 66 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,823 If he can't draw a clock, it's Alzheimer's. 67 00:03:15,365 --> 00:03:17,868 Look, forget about this. This is not important. 68 00:03:17,951 --> 00:03:21,204 The point is, if Sazz was the target, we need to fill in the blanks of her life. 69 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:24,082 Now, obviously, she and I were very close. 70 00:03:24,165 --> 00:03:25,959 We shared everything. 71 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,670 Two girlfriends, a signature look, 72 00:03:28,753 --> 00:03:31,339 and a blood type so rare, it's in the Red Cross Hall of Fame, 73 00:03:31,423 --> 00:03:33,008 but she never told me 74 00:03:33,091 --> 00:03:35,552 why she was asking questions about the West Tower. 75 00:03:35,635 --> 00:03:37,971 Well, I've hit a dead end there. 76 00:03:38,054 --> 00:03:40,056 The voice on the radio has gone silent, 77 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,058 and the Westies have been freezing me out 78 00:03:42,142 --> 00:03:43,977 since I started squatting. 79 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:54,487 What is Vince doing in his underwear with that animal leg? 80 00:03:54,571 --> 00:03:57,574 If they're not a cult, they're definitely cult-adjacent. 81 00:03:59,576 --> 00:04:03,079 Oh. That's a Portuguese flag. Or as the Portuguese call it, 82 00:04:03,163 --> 00:04:05,290 Bandeira das Quinas. 83 00:04:05,373 --> 00:04:07,542 I'd recognize that bi-colored rectangle 84 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:10,921 with the green on the hoist and the red on the fly anywhere. 85 00:04:11,004 --> 00:04:13,006 Oliver, you wanna come see the... 86 00:04:13,882 --> 00:04:15,884 Oliver, why are you so sleepy? 87 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:18,845 I don't know. Usually, your riveting flag facts 88 00:04:18,929 --> 00:04:20,639 are like a shot of adrenaline. 89 00:04:21,473 --> 00:04:23,475 I barely slept last night. 90 00:04:23,558 --> 00:04:27,229 Loretta called me, as usual, after she wrapped on set, 91 00:04:27,312 --> 00:04:28,897 and we had a, you know, a nice chat. 92 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:31,358 A little shorter than usual. 93 00:04:31,441 --> 00:04:33,610 And then, she had to run. 94 00:04:33,693 --> 00:04:36,530 And then, I took the teeniest tumble 95 00:04:36,613 --> 00:04:39,783 into a deep, dark pit of despair. 96 00:04:39,866 --> 00:04:41,743 Look. 97 00:04:42,327 --> 00:04:44,621 I have never seen Instagram that big. 98 00:04:44,704 --> 00:04:46,904 I didn't know Loretta was on there. I should follow her. 99 00:04:46,957 --> 00:04:50,835 Her feed is a cornucopia of charming, sunny Hollywood content. 100 00:04:50,919 --> 00:04:53,171 But notice this intruder. 101 00:04:56,216 --> 00:04:58,218 - It's an arm. - Yeah, a male arm! 102 00:04:58,301 --> 00:05:00,053 A taut, rippling arm! 103 00:05:00,136 --> 00:05:02,138 And I don't trust its intentions! 104 00:05:03,348 --> 00:05:06,893 It's in 11 of her last 14 pictures here. I mean, i-it... 105 00:05:07,727 --> 00:05:11,231 She is spending 78% of her documented time 106 00:05:11,314 --> 00:05:12,899 with this mystery himbo, 107 00:05:12,983 --> 00:05:14,544 and there's no way I can find out who he is. 108 00:05:14,568 --> 00:05:17,028 - You could ask her. - Ask her? 109 00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:19,739 And drive her into this strong, supportive arm? 110 00:05:19,823 --> 00:05:22,534 No, that's a one-way ticket to Cuck City, 111 00:05:22,617 --> 00:05:25,161 population: Putnam! 112 00:05:25,245 --> 00:05:28,957 Hey, Charles. Sazz was one of Loretta's followers. 113 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,709 Sazz was on Instagram? 114 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:32,294 Yeah. She posted from this place 115 00:05:32,377 --> 00:05:35,172 called Concussions the day she died. 116 00:05:35,255 --> 00:05:37,132 What's Concussions? 117 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,052 Concussions. It's a stuntman bar. 118 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:43,555 "This New York institution caters to the lunatics 119 00:05:43,638 --> 00:05:46,057 "who take a beating, so your favorite celebs don't have to. 120 00:05:46,141 --> 00:05:50,687 Open to the public since the Civil Rights Act of 1964." 121 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:52,540 Well, we should go there. Maybe somebody'll know 122 00:05:52,564 --> 00:05:54,691 why Sazz was asking questions about the West Tower. 123 00:05:54,774 --> 00:05:56,318 Oh, they have trivia on Thursday! 124 00:05:56,401 --> 00:05:58,153 Jesus, turn your brightness down! 125 00:05:58,236 --> 00:06:00,697 I feel like I just looked right into an eclipse. 126 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:01,781 Oh, right... 127 00:06:01,865 --> 00:06:03,867 Brightness, down! 128 00:06:04,659 --> 00:06:08,371 T-Tablet, brightness down! 129 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:09,873 Down, brightness! 130 00:06:09,956 --> 00:06:12,292 Susie, brightness down! 131 00:07:02,175 --> 00:07:04,302 Howard, thanks for watching the apartment. 132 00:07:04,386 --> 00:07:05,846 And the pig. 133 00:07:05,929 --> 00:07:08,473 {\an8}We cuddled like King Charles and Camilla. 134 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:10,267 {\an8}What is up with this bed anyway? 135 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:14,187 {\an8}It was a regift from Eva Longoria. She said she didn't need two. 136 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,606 {\an8}Well, climb in. 137 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:19,234 {\an8}We can use this time to work on my podcast. 138 00:07:20,151 --> 00:07:22,279 {\an8}Animal Jobs? You know, 139 00:07:22,362 --> 00:07:25,156 {\an8}the podcast about animals and their jobs. 140 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,701 {\an8}Welcome to Animal Jobs, 141 00:07:27,784 --> 00:07:30,620 {\an8}the podcast about animals and their jobs. 142 00:07:30,704 --> 00:07:33,290 {\an8}I'm here with Henry, the Central Park Clydesdale. 143 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:39,254 {\an8}You won't believe what else he has to say. I have incredible audio. 144 00:07:39,337 --> 00:07:42,340 All I need from you is to learn how to edit, score, mix, and post it. 145 00:07:42,424 --> 00:07:45,635 {\an8}I'm sorry, I don't have time to teach Podcasting 101 right now. 146 00:07:45,719 --> 00:07:47,613 {\an8}What do you mean? You're squatting and can't leave. 147 00:07:47,637 --> 00:07:49,306 {\an8}You're trapped with me. In a fun way. 148 00:07:49,389 --> 00:07:51,641 {\an8}I... Someone can't leave. 149 00:07:51,725 --> 00:07:53,727 {\an8}I need someone here 150 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:56,730 {\an8}in case Dudenoff shows up and kicks me out. I... 151 00:07:56,813 --> 00:07:58,315 {\an8}Sorry, I have to follow a lead. 152 00:07:58,398 --> 00:08:00,483 {\an8}It's always about the case with you. 153 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,944 {\an8}It's like you don't care about Animal Jobs at all. 154 00:08:03,403 --> 00:08:06,281 No! No, no, no, it's just those guys need me, 155 00:08:06,364 --> 00:08:10,118 and you... are... such a self-starter. 156 00:08:10,202 --> 00:08:11,745 No, I'm not. 157 00:08:11,828 --> 00:08:14,497 I'm a sad boy who hates being alone. 158 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:17,542 Look at me. I'm in bed with a pig. 159 00:08:17,626 --> 00:08:20,921 You're right where you're supposed to be. I promise. 160 00:08:21,004 --> 00:08:23,673 Just please don't leave until I come back. 161 00:08:23,757 --> 00:08:25,258 Please? Thank you. 162 00:08:25,342 --> 00:08:27,219 Thank you for the pig. Bye, Hammy. 163 00:08:29,304 --> 00:08:30,764 Bye. 164 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:33,600 Now, before we get to this bar, a word of warning. 165 00:08:33,683 --> 00:08:36,937 Stuntmen are not like us. They can be insular and provincial. 166 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,772 Have you ever been to Hell's Kitchen? 167 00:08:38,855 --> 00:08:41,816 Yeah, I've eaten at Oliver's. 168 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:45,278 I, for one, love getting out and seeing the real New York. 169 00:08:45,362 --> 00:08:48,573 "The humblest hovels house the happiest hearts." 170 00:08:48,657 --> 00:08:49,866 As Ronnie would say. 171 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,868 - What? - Who's Ronnie? 172 00:08:51,952 --> 00:08:54,996 Oh, Ronnie's short for Veronica, 173 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,415 the feisty grandma from Joliet, Illinois, 174 00:08:57,499 --> 00:08:59,209 who loves crafting, Merlot, 175 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:01,503 and the power of positive thinking. 176 00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:03,004 - She's my Finsta. - Oh! 177 00:09:03,088 --> 00:09:05,465 - What's a Finsta? - Oh, no. 178 00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:07,300 A fake Instagram account. 179 00:09:07,384 --> 00:09:10,184 I'm whimsically surveilling my girlfriend to see if I should be worried 180 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:12,514 by using a fun, friendly avatar, 181 00:09:12,597 --> 00:09:15,350 posing as her number-one fan. 182 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:18,520 Loretta has already responded to two of Ronnie's comments. 183 00:09:18,603 --> 00:09:20,438 This is a disaster in the making. 184 00:09:20,522 --> 00:09:22,899 - Please refocus. - You're right. 185 00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:26,987 "Where my attention goes, energy flows." 186 00:09:28,738 --> 00:09:29,781 That's so Ronnie. 187 00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:33,952 Dropping it. 188 00:09:50,886 --> 00:09:52,888 Humblest hovels is right. 189 00:09:57,767 --> 00:09:59,853 I'm doing recon for the murder board. 190 00:09:59,936 --> 00:10:02,522 Uh, do you maybe wanna turn off the shutter sound? 191 00:10:02,606 --> 00:10:04,065 And the flash? 192 00:10:04,149 --> 00:10:06,818 And the sepia filter? Do you need me to take that from you? 193 00:10:06,902 --> 00:10:08,570 Let's talk to the barkeep first. 194 00:10:08,653 --> 00:10:10,488 He's not only the keeper of the bar, 195 00:10:10,572 --> 00:10:12,490 but also its secrets. 196 00:10:12,574 --> 00:10:15,744 Yeah, I'll join you. I'm fluent in "everyman." 197 00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:20,415 Hey, bro. 198 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:23,668 Yeah, I think I'll just have, uh, 199 00:10:23,752 --> 00:10:25,295 uh, I'll have a cabernet. 200 00:10:25,378 --> 00:10:27,418 Uh, 2011, if you have it. Anything French, whatever. 201 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:30,008 And I will have 202 00:10:30,091 --> 00:10:33,053 a Cosmopolitan. Not too pink. 203 00:10:35,597 --> 00:10:37,891 Ideally in a boot. 204 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,644 What are you really here for? 205 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:44,147 We were hoping we could ask a few questions about Sazz Pataki. 206 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:46,149 I'm not talking to you. 207 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,609 Well, maybe my friend 208 00:10:47,692 --> 00:10:50,320 Mr. Lincoln will change your mind. 209 00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:52,322 Mister... 210 00:10:52,989 --> 00:10:55,575 - Abraham Lincoln. - Ooh. 211 00:10:57,035 --> 00:10:58,370 Hmm. 212 00:10:59,246 --> 00:11:01,540 Uh, well, maybe this... 213 00:11:01,623 --> 00:11:03,124 will grease the wheels. 214 00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:07,170 That's in addition to the five. 215 00:11:08,421 --> 00:11:10,924 Think of all the tattoos you can finish with that. 216 00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:12,175 Ooh. 217 00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:14,928 Well, maybe this will unzip your lips. 218 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:16,680 Can you break this? 219 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,099 I give you the 20, you give me back 15, take the five, 220 00:11:19,182 --> 00:11:22,227 add it to the six, for a total of 11. 221 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:25,063 Please just take his money so this can stop. 222 00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:26,731 Hey! 223 00:11:27,148 --> 00:11:28,525 These guys giving you trouble? 224 00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:32,445 Take it easy, everybody. I'm Charles-Haden Savage. 225 00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:35,657 Sazz Pataki was my stunt double. 226 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:39,160 Not here. In here, you're Sazz's acting double. You're just a face. 227 00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:43,623 - We don't like faces. - You know what we say about faces? 228 00:11:43,707 --> 00:11:46,001 Deep down, you're all asses. 229 00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:49,087 Hold on. I'm not like other faces. 230 00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:50,797 Sazz was my friend. 231 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:53,466 - We're trying to solve her murder. - Right. 232 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,135 For your podcast. 233 00:11:55,218 --> 00:11:56,928 You're profiting off her death. 234 00:11:57,012 --> 00:11:59,681 Meanwhile, the people who really loved her can't even give her 235 00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:02,517 the traditional stuntman's funeral she deserves! 236 00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:04,019 What? Why not? 237 00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:06,605 No body, no funeral. 238 00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:20,702 Uh, what? 239 00:12:20,785 --> 00:12:22,746 - Ben Glenroy? - Uh... ah... 240 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,540 Ben's dead, ya eejit. 241 00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:31,588 He's gone forever. Oh, he'd love to be here, 242 00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,131 but there's no possible way. 243 00:12:33,215 --> 00:12:35,550 Youse can't come back from the dead, now, can ya? 244 00:12:36,635 --> 00:12:38,845 I'm Glen Stubbins, 245 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:40,805 Ben's stunt double. 246 00:12:40,889 --> 00:12:42,307 Oh yeah, I can see it. 247 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:45,685 Or I was, till you feckers rubbed him out. 248 00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:47,521 Who feckers? Us feckers? 249 00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:49,606 All yas feckin' feckers took him from me! 250 00:12:50,398 --> 00:12:52,901 You got a... for your man. 251 00:12:52,984 --> 00:12:55,028 Cheers. 252 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:01,535 For 15 years, I took every lump and fall 253 00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:03,119 for that doll of a man. 254 00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:07,332 Then, someone got in his ear about making his mark on the stage! 255 00:13:07,415 --> 00:13:09,668 One month later, boom! 256 00:13:11,086 --> 00:13:14,589 Then later, that... same night, boom again! 257 00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:16,925 My number one was gone. 258 00:13:17,008 --> 00:13:19,719 Hey, do you see 'em? Eh. 259 00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:21,221 Just, just stamp! 260 00:13:21,304 --> 00:13:22,639 - Ah! - Hey! 261 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,683 Peeping at me with their beady little eyes! 262 00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:25,934 Oh! 263 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:27,018 Come on, Stubbins. 264 00:13:27,102 --> 00:13:30,188 For the last time, Glen, there's no rats in this bar. 265 00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:32,649 Oh, curse your eyes, there's no rats. What do you call that? 266 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,069 Where is it? Come on! Hey! Where'd it go? 267 00:13:41,408 --> 00:13:42,742 Don't you see 'em? 268 00:13:42,826 --> 00:13:46,496 There's no rats. What do you call this? What do you call that?! What do you... Ah! 269 00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:49,165 Do-Do you see 'em? 270 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,793 Guys, that's the purple light 271 00:13:51,877 --> 00:13:54,838 from Sazz's last selfie. I have to get in that back room. 272 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:58,175 You've been here long enough. Faces, out. 273 00:13:59,384 --> 00:14:02,137 Don't worry, boyos. I'll finish 'em off. 274 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,638 Time to introduce 'em 275 00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:06,224 to Bono... 276 00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:07,976 and The Edge. 277 00:14:11,771 --> 00:14:13,273 That went well! 278 00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:14,357 Wait, wait! 279 00:14:16,359 --> 00:14:17,819 Sorry. 280 00:14:17,903 --> 00:14:20,614 Charles, a-apologies. I didn't mean to rile ya up back there. 281 00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,616 You threatened me with half of U2! 282 00:14:22,699 --> 00:14:24,701 Yeah, I was just keeping up appearances, weren't I? 283 00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:26,203 Look, Chuck, 284 00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:28,997 I'm begging ya. Can you help me get a job on your film? 285 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,249 You lost your stunt double. I lost my acting double. 286 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,335 We could make each other whole again. 287 00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:34,878 I don't need a double. 288 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,588 Eh? Well... 289 00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:38,715 Not even one that can do this? 290 00:14:40,342 --> 00:14:41,343 Oh, my God! 291 00:14:42,594 --> 00:14:44,137 - Or this? - Whoa! 292 00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,775 Uh... 293 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:03,114 Huh? 294 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,371 Oh God... 295 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,665 Eh? 296 00:15:12,499 --> 00:15:14,459 Impressive, but if you wanna double for Charles, 297 00:15:14,543 --> 00:15:16,586 all you really need to do is believably walk into 298 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:18,088 an easy-entrance bathtub. 299 00:15:19,214 --> 00:15:20,733 Watch me throw myself through the window. 300 00:15:20,757 --> 00:15:22,300 - No, no, no! - Stop! Um... 301 00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:24,469 We, we will get you a job 302 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:26,447 - on the movie they're making about us. - Yes. Yes. 303 00:15:26,471 --> 00:15:28,849 Oh! Thank the Virgin. 304 00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:31,017 My face would've been slashed to ribbons. 305 00:15:32,185 --> 00:15:33,562 Only... 306 00:15:33,645 --> 00:15:35,897 if you tell us what's going on in that back room. 307 00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:38,775 We know that Sazz was there the day she died. 308 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,082 Well, she was probably seeing Dr. Maggie. 309 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:42,654 Who's Dr. Maggie? 310 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:44,781 Dr. Maggie. Oh, well, 311 00:15:44,865 --> 00:15:47,784 it's not really words that can describe what she is. 312 00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:49,870 Yeah, miracle worker. 313 00:15:49,953 --> 00:15:52,205 Exorcist of sorts. She helps... 314 00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:55,083 uh, release the pain demons that plague us stunt folk 315 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,210 just by simply cracking our bones. 316 00:15:57,294 --> 00:15:59,379 S-So, she's a chiropractor. 317 00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:01,965 There is a word. 318 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,968 Well, Sazz was always with Dr. Maggie getting cracked. 319 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,470 - Can you get us back there? - What? Wait. 320 00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:08,805 Sazz was in pain? 321 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,223 Loads of pain, thanks to you. 322 00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:11,850 Of course, she never would've let on. 323 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,435 It's the stuntman way. 324 00:16:14,436 --> 00:16:17,647 Is it okay if I-I go back there alone? 325 00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:21,318 Oh, uh, s-sure. Are you alright? 326 00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:24,696 Totally. I just think if there's something to be faced back there, 327 00:16:24,779 --> 00:16:26,823 I, Sazz's face, 328 00:16:26,907 --> 00:16:28,533 should be the one to face it. 329 00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:31,119 Well, you know what Ronnie would say. 330 00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:33,330 "If you don't face your fears, 331 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,582 your fears will eat your face." 332 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:38,668 Sorry. Not Ronnie's finest work. 333 00:16:39,711 --> 00:16:42,714 Well. Well, come h... I-I'll take you back. 334 00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:44,299 Oh, and, um, 335 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,176 mind the rats. 336 00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:48,428 I'll see you back at the Arconia. 337 00:16:57,521 --> 00:16:59,606 We're here with Hammy Faye. 338 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:03,318 Now, Hammy Faye, it's true that most pigs can hunt for truffles, 339 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,445 but is it also true that, if trained properly, 340 00:17:05,529 --> 00:17:07,531 they can also be golf caddies? 341 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,577 Hello? 342 00:17:16,289 --> 00:17:18,291 Dudenoff, is that you? 343 00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:27,259 "Do you have what it takes to be a star?" 344 00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:28,885 Well, I think so. 345 00:17:28,969 --> 00:17:31,346 "Open auditions for the new Only Murders movie. 346 00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:33,557 No experience necessary." 347 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,517 Oh, Hammy. 348 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,269 We can't leave. 349 00:17:37,352 --> 00:17:39,771 We could never betray Mabel. Not for just... 350 00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:43,275 some long-shot chance at a part on the silver screen. 351 00:17:43,358 --> 00:17:46,361 Never. 352 00:17:50,365 --> 00:17:52,951 I'm Howard Morris. Tim Kono c... 353 00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:55,036 I'm gonna start again. 354 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,832 I'm Howard Morris. 355 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:02,085 Tim Kono complained a lot about Evelyn. 356 00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:05,630 He said she gave him asthma attacks. 357 00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:06,965 He threatened to shoot her. 358 00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:09,342 Evelyn may have had nine lives, 359 00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,428 but I cut his one short. 360 00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:14,055 Thank you. 361 00:18:17,893 --> 00:18:19,853 What is happening right now? 362 00:18:19,936 --> 00:18:22,063 - What? - Seriously? What are you doing? 363 00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:23,690 That's what I was wondering. 364 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:26,109 Well, I'm acting. The, um... 365 00:18:26,193 --> 00:18:27,819 I'm acting the part of Howard? 366 00:18:27,903 --> 00:18:30,655 I feel like I'm doing Ayahuasca in Boise, Idaho. 367 00:18:30,739 --> 00:18:31,740 You make me wanna vomit. 368 00:18:31,823 --> 00:18:35,785 What I believe Trina and Tawny are saying is that... 369 00:18:36,703 --> 00:18:38,955 we... love you? 370 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:41,791 Oh, good! Oh, I can't wait to play myself. 371 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,920 Oh, you're not playing you. Josh Gad's playing you. 372 00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:46,463 Wait, so I didn't get the part? 373 00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:48,381 What I believe Trina and Tawny 374 00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:51,301 are saying is, unfortunately, no, you did not. 375 00:18:51,384 --> 00:18:53,929 Of course not, but you're amazing. 376 00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:55,472 And we're gonna nurture you. 377 00:18:57,682 --> 00:19:00,227 See you next week. The same time. Okay. 378 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:03,271 Eh, Dr. Maggie? Your, uh, man here wants to see ya. 379 00:19:03,355 --> 00:19:04,356 Can you fit him in? 380 00:19:04,439 --> 00:19:06,316 Oh, I don't want an adjustment. 381 00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:08,235 I just wanna ask a few questions. 382 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:10,445 - Okay. - Well, eh, don't mind me. 383 00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:13,156 I'll be hiding on the rat-baffler. 384 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,951 They can't recognize me when I'm upside down. 385 00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:20,247 I wanna ask about Sazz Pataki. 386 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:22,040 I know she was here the day she died, 387 00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:24,417 and there's nothing stopping you from talking about her. 388 00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,979 You're not protected by HIPAA laws because you're not a real doctor. 389 00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:28,797 Then how'd she get a "Dr." before her name? 390 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,257 They don't just give those away. 391 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,384 Chiropractics is a pseudoscience, no offense. 392 00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,719 Hm... I'm sorry. 393 00:19:34,803 --> 00:19:36,972 It physically hurts me to see a body this tense. 394 00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:40,141 - Hm? Huh? - Have you ever had locked-in syndrome? 395 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:42,686 Is this your original arm? 396 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:45,146 We can talk, but not until you get on my table. 397 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,550 I told you, I don't believe in... 398 00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:48,817 Just breathe! 399 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,527 Where the hell is Dudenoff? 400 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,196 Those cult card players must have told him I'm squatting 401 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,698 in his place by now. 402 00:19:54,781 --> 00:19:56,783 - Oh, my God! It's a breakthrough! - What? 403 00:19:56,867 --> 00:20:00,245 Ronnie's bonded with Loretta about their shared love of decoupage, 404 00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:03,373 and she's about to ask about the mystery arm. 405 00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:06,501 Hmm. Okay, this is not how you build trust in a relationship. 406 00:20:06,585 --> 00:20:08,169 What's a cute word for "arm"? 407 00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:10,463 Man branch? Hug helper? Chesticle? 408 00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:11,756 What has gotten into you? 409 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,175 Into me?! 410 00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:15,093 I'm worried about who's getting into Loretta! 411 00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:18,180 - Oliver! - Alright. Okay. 412 00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:22,475 You know, I almost proposed to Loretta in LA. 413 00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:25,645 Yeah, I know. 414 00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:27,564 I was right there, 415 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:29,441 and then I didn't. 416 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:30,901 Why not? 417 00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:33,028 Eh, one failed marriage, who hasn't been there? 418 00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:35,155 Two failed marriages? 419 00:20:35,238 --> 00:20:36,990 People start asking questions. 420 00:20:37,782 --> 00:20:39,159 Why do you assume it would fail? 421 00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:42,913 Because she's living the glamorous life of a starlet 422 00:20:42,996 --> 00:20:45,415 with arms coming at her from every direction. 423 00:20:46,249 --> 00:20:47,751 Because... 424 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,086 I always fail. 425 00:20:51,338 --> 00:20:54,007 C-Can I have my iPad back, please? 426 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:56,885 Fine, but no good can come of this Ronnie thing. 427 00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:59,846 Mabel, I have something I need to say. 428 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:02,891 You clearly don't have time to support my creative efforts, 429 00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:05,519 so I am exiting our one-sided relationship. 430 00:21:05,602 --> 00:21:08,104 I believe this belongs to you. 431 00:21:08,188 --> 00:21:09,940 Uh... 432 00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:15,487 She likes when you scratch under her armpits. 433 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:17,113 And she makes this special little face 434 00:21:17,197 --> 00:21:18,716 when she has to poopy that... You know what? 435 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:20,367 I can't trust you with her. 436 00:21:22,285 --> 00:21:23,787 Uh... Wait, Howard! 437 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,665 If you're here, who's watching the Dudenoff apartment? 438 00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:28,416 Oh... 439 00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:36,800 Go ahead. Ask your questions. 440 00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:40,095 Uh, I know Sazz was here the day she died. 441 00:21:40,178 --> 00:21:41,346 What did she... Ah! 442 00:21:41,429 --> 00:21:43,056 Talk about?! 443 00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:44,558 Mostly about her pain. 444 00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:46,810 And how excited she was to finally retire. 445 00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:49,771 Oh, wait. Sazz said she was retiring! 446 00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:52,983 Transitioning into a new career. 447 00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:55,151 She didn't say what, but it had something to do 448 00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:57,237 with a difficult relationship she was in. 449 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,490 She was tired of giving more than she got from this person. 450 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,202 But she didn't know how to get away. 451 00:22:04,286 --> 00:22:07,372 This may sound random, but... 452 00:22:07,455 --> 00:22:09,958 did she ever mention "paradise"? 453 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,710 Not that I remember. 454 00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:15,380 I have to warn you. When a back as frozen as yours unlocks, 455 00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:17,924 it can release a lot of feelings. 456 00:22:19,593 --> 00:22:21,761 Some people describe it as an out-of-body experience. 457 00:22:21,845 --> 00:22:24,347 I'm not worried. The only out-of-body experience I ever had 458 00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:27,017 is when I saw Edward Hopper's Nighthawks at the Chicago Art... 459 00:22:31,897 --> 00:22:34,733 Sazz? 460 00:22:34,816 --> 00:22:36,818 Sazz! 461 00:22:37,485 --> 00:22:40,614 Wait up! Are you trying to get away from me? 462 00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:46,077 Oh, my God. 463 00:22:46,161 --> 00:22:47,829 Ah, it's just a scratch. 464 00:22:47,913 --> 00:22:50,624 I told ya, I'm trying to get to paradise. You coming? 465 00:22:59,257 --> 00:23:02,177 Whew... 466 00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:04,763 Wow. 467 00:23:04,846 --> 00:23:07,349 You were out for a minute there. Are you alright? 468 00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:11,144 Physically, yes. 469 00:23:12,854 --> 00:23:14,356 Emotionally, no. 470 00:23:14,439 --> 00:23:17,651 That bad relationship Sazz said she was in... 471 00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:20,570 I'm afraid it was with me. 472 00:23:20,654 --> 00:23:23,240 Aw. 473 00:23:23,323 --> 00:23:25,825 - What have you got for heartache, Mags? - Well, 474 00:23:26,451 --> 00:23:29,120 relationship worries are stored in the pelvic floor, so... 475 00:23:29,204 --> 00:23:32,207 Whoa-ho-ho! No. No. 476 00:23:32,290 --> 00:23:35,252 We'll... We'll c... We'll call this a hit right here, 477 00:23:35,335 --> 00:23:39,214 so you did it. Thank you, but mm-mm. Yeah. 478 00:23:41,424 --> 00:23:43,426 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 479 00:23:50,308 --> 00:23:51,810 What are you doing here? 480 00:23:53,061 --> 00:23:55,313 We could ask the same thing of you. 481 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:01,778 I could have this place swarming with cops in two minutes. 482 00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:04,197 - No, no, no, no no. No more cops. - Then, can you just 483 00:24:04,281 --> 00:24:05,949 tell me what kind of cult you are? 484 00:24:06,032 --> 00:24:09,244 What are we talking, sex, Satan, or vitamins? 485 00:24:09,327 --> 00:24:11,037 - We're not a cult. - Oh, really? 486 00:24:11,121 --> 00:24:13,331 You all talk on ham radios, live communally, 487 00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:16,209 play a weird card game, and eat... 488 00:24:16,293 --> 00:24:17,669 bathtub pork. 489 00:24:17,752 --> 00:24:19,921 When you say it like that, I can track it. 490 00:24:20,005 --> 00:24:21,631 Okay, so then what's going on? 491 00:24:25,093 --> 00:24:27,053 That's it. I'm calling Detective Williams. 492 00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:28,388 Fine. 493 00:24:29,431 --> 00:24:31,516 - I'll tell you. - No, Vince! Don't! 494 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,894 Hey. What if we cut her in? 495 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:36,396 She does need a place to live. 496 00:24:36,479 --> 00:24:39,941 - Oh, so she can have her own apartment? - Yes. She's an adult. 497 00:24:40,025 --> 00:24:41,860 - I'm an adult. - Let's act like it. 498 00:24:41,943 --> 00:24:43,320 Cut me into what? 499 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,618 What I'm about to tell you could ruin many lives. 500 00:24:50,577 --> 00:24:53,121 The information must never leave this room. 501 00:24:54,247 --> 00:24:57,125 Okay, but I'm definitely telling Charles and Oliver. 502 00:24:59,669 --> 00:25:01,296 Get 'em. 503 00:25:13,016 --> 00:25:14,017 What... 504 00:25:14,768 --> 00:25:16,186 What are these? 505 00:25:16,269 --> 00:25:17,479 Leases? 506 00:25:17,562 --> 00:25:20,607 We're illegally subletting rent-controlled apartments. 507 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:22,651 We're not a cult. 508 00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:24,569 It's a rent-control scheme. 509 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:27,822 Although I have suggested getting matching bathrobes in the past. 510 00:25:27,906 --> 00:25:30,450 Every apartment on this floor was rented 511 00:25:30,534 --> 00:25:32,702 by Professor Dudenoff years ago. 512 00:25:32,786 --> 00:25:35,247 We all met Professor Dudenoff at one point or another. 513 00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:37,415 We all needed a cheap place to live. 514 00:25:37,499 --> 00:25:40,418 He saw that we were... What's the word? 515 00:25:40,502 --> 00:25:41,503 Weirdos? 516 00:25:41,586 --> 00:25:43,672 I was looking for something softer, but yeah. 517 00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:47,175 - Weirdos. - It can be hard to survive in this city 518 00:25:47,259 --> 00:25:49,094 when you march to the beat of your own drum. 519 00:25:49,177 --> 00:25:51,137 You need somebody to have your back. 520 00:25:51,221 --> 00:25:53,014 Professor Dudenoff was that for us. 521 00:25:53,098 --> 00:25:56,935 Professor Dudenoff retired to Portugal, but he still takes care of us every month. 522 00:25:57,018 --> 00:25:59,938 He sends us his favorite jamón, 523 00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:01,106 and we send him rent. 524 00:26:01,189 --> 00:26:03,316 He lives like a king in Portugal, 525 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,403 and we get to live in the Arconia for peanuts. 526 00:26:06,486 --> 00:26:08,405 How much is peanuts? 527 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,245 200. 528 00:26:15,745 --> 00:26:17,664 Dollars? A month?! 529 00:26:17,747 --> 00:26:19,583 That's what you could be paying, too. 530 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:23,461 If you keep this out of the podcast. 531 00:26:24,921 --> 00:26:27,966 Wait. The voice on the ham radio said... 532 00:26:28,049 --> 00:26:31,136 - That was Helga, my ex-girlfriend. - Your crazy ex-girlfriend. 533 00:26:31,219 --> 00:26:34,639 - You deserve so much better. - Okay, she's just very slightly unhinged, 534 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,601 but she's from Finland, you know? It's cold and dark there. 535 00:26:37,684 --> 00:26:40,520 They spend a lot of time inside their own heads. 536 00:26:40,604 --> 00:26:43,982 She said Sazz got killed for asking about you guys. 537 00:26:44,065 --> 00:26:46,484 Killed? For asking about us? 538 00:26:46,568 --> 00:26:48,320 I've never even met Sazz! 539 00:26:48,403 --> 00:26:51,823 Helga's working through some issues. A little paranoia. 540 00:26:51,907 --> 00:26:54,826 It's sad. I blocked her on my cell. 541 00:26:54,910 --> 00:26:56,286 I showed you guys, 542 00:26:56,369 --> 00:26:58,014 but she keeps trying to reach me on the ham. 543 00:26:58,038 --> 00:27:00,999 So, Helga's just... nuts? 544 00:27:01,082 --> 00:27:03,793 Look, we're just a family of weirdos here. 545 00:27:04,836 --> 00:27:06,838 Helga was the wrong kind of weirdo. 546 00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:10,091 But, you... 547 00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:13,261 You could be the right kind of weirdo. 548 00:27:14,846 --> 00:27:16,348 What do you say? 549 00:27:22,187 --> 00:27:25,732 Okay, so you're telling me the Westies play a game called "Oh Hell," 550 00:27:25,815 --> 00:27:27,651 and somehow they're not a Satanist cult? 551 00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:29,236 Apparently not. 552 00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:32,405 I mean, their story is so crazy, I kinda believe it. 553 00:27:32,489 --> 00:27:35,200 And at $200 a month, I can't afford not to. 554 00:27:36,201 --> 00:27:37,577 I feel bad about Howard. 555 00:27:37,661 --> 00:27:41,164 He needed a Dudenoff today, and I dropped the ball. 556 00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:43,959 Take one trick. 557 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:45,627 He'll come back around. 558 00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:47,379 Unlike my Loretta. 559 00:27:48,547 --> 00:27:50,715 - I'll take two. - At least she's still alive. 560 00:27:51,299 --> 00:27:53,051 Sazz sacrificed everything for me, 561 00:27:53,134 --> 00:27:55,814 and by the time I realized it, it was too late to make it up to her. 562 00:27:57,222 --> 00:27:58,557 I'll take none. 563 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,559 Maybe Ronnie should ask Loretta... 564 00:28:00,642 --> 00:28:03,186 Okay, R-Ronnie is still with us? 565 00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:06,857 Oliver, I know you're doing this because you're afraid to lose Loretta, 566 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:08,441 but if she finds out, 567 00:28:08,525 --> 00:28:10,819 you are gonna lose her. 568 00:28:13,488 --> 00:28:14,865 Okay, fine. 569 00:28:14,948 --> 00:28:17,158 I'll put Ronnie down. 570 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,498 No, I can't. 571 00:28:23,582 --> 00:28:24,982 I can't do it. Mabel, you kill her. 572 00:28:27,335 --> 00:28:31,006 Alright. Well, does Ronnie have any last words? 573 00:28:31,089 --> 00:28:32,632 "We say bye-bye... 574 00:28:33,675 --> 00:28:36,428 because one bye is never enough." 575 00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:39,806 Okay, nice eulogy. Funeral over. 576 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,102 Funeral. 577 00:28:44,186 --> 00:28:46,688 Maybe there is something I can still do for Sazz. 578 00:28:52,402 --> 00:28:54,237 You need a body? 579 00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:55,864 I'm your body. 580 00:28:57,866 --> 00:29:02,245 When a face learns to appreciate their double's sacrifices, 581 00:29:02,329 --> 00:29:05,248 it can make for a special bond. 582 00:29:05,332 --> 00:29:07,334 One that lasts a lifetime 583 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:09,252 or even beyond. 584 00:29:09,336 --> 00:29:10,976 Alright now, you sure you can handle this? 585 00:29:12,172 --> 00:29:14,925 Sazz stood in for me so many times. 586 00:29:15,008 --> 00:29:16,801 The least I can do is lie down for her. 587 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:17,969 Oh! 588 00:29:18,053 --> 00:29:20,805 Alright, animals, gather around! Listen up. 589 00:29:21,598 --> 00:29:24,601 We are here to pay tribute to the great Sazz Pataki. 590 00:29:24,684 --> 00:29:27,062 - Sazz! - First among us gone too soon. 591 00:29:27,145 --> 00:29:29,064 She lies before us now in state. 592 00:29:29,564 --> 00:29:31,399 We'll begin the service with the traditional 593 00:29:31,483 --> 00:29:33,777 stuntman's margarita. 594 00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:37,572 - Ready. Steady. Sláinte. - Sláinte! 595 00:29:42,536 --> 00:29:45,622 Who wants to tell Sazz how much she meant to 'em? Line up. 596 00:29:45,705 --> 00:29:47,707 - I got the breakaways. - Good man. 597 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:49,584 ♪ And joy be with you ♪ 598 00:29:49,668 --> 00:29:51,545 Aw, Sazz. 599 00:29:51,628 --> 00:29:54,714 When I clipped that sailboat in that gnarly hang-gliding wreck, 600 00:29:54,798 --> 00:29:57,175 you came with me to get my prosthetic shins. 601 00:29:57,259 --> 00:29:58,468 I love you, man! 602 00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:02,556 ♪ ...the parting glass and drink a health ♪ 603 00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:07,561 ♪ Whate'er befalls ♪ 604 00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:09,646 Lie still, dead man. 605 00:30:09,729 --> 00:30:12,357 ♪ Gently rise and softly call ♪ 606 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,775 Next! 607 00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:16,111 ♪ Goodnight and joy be to... ♪ 608 00:30:16,194 --> 00:30:19,364 Sazz. You taught me to put my fireproof jockstrap 609 00:30:19,447 --> 00:30:21,741 in the freezer before a blow-up. 610 00:30:21,825 --> 00:30:25,245 Shrunk my dick. You saved me from burning my balls off. 611 00:30:27,122 --> 00:30:28,164 Thanks, pal. 612 00:30:28,248 --> 00:30:30,834 ♪ ...for my going away ♪ 613 00:30:30,917 --> 00:30:33,420 ♪ And all the sweethearts ♪ 614 00:30:33,503 --> 00:30:35,630 ♪ That e'er I had ♪ 615 00:30:35,714 --> 00:30:38,842 Right. Well, my favorite Sazz story. 616 00:30:39,384 --> 00:30:42,512 Bunch of us lads got hired as stunt consultants on Jackass Forever. 617 00:30:42,596 --> 00:30:47,058 This was the one where that shite fucker Rex Bailey got his heel blown off 618 00:30:47,142 --> 00:30:49,519 teaching Johnny Knoxville how to get fired out of a cannon. 619 00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:51,813 Anyways, 620 00:30:51,897 --> 00:30:53,815 Steve-O... 621 00:30:53,899 --> 00:30:58,069 kept calling me Lucky Charms Boy. Magically delicious! 622 00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:02,073 Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, orange stars, 623 00:31:02,157 --> 00:31:05,243 blue diamonds, every feckin' marshmallow in the box! 624 00:31:07,329 --> 00:31:10,373 And Sazz, bless her... 625 00:31:10,457 --> 00:31:12,584 she put him in an arm bar until... 626 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,754 ♪ I gently rise and softly call ♪ 627 00:31:15,837 --> 00:31:17,839 until he pissed this trousers. 628 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,761 Oh, Sazz, love, 629 00:31:22,844 --> 00:31:25,805 we're fucked if we know how to stagger on without ya. 630 00:31:32,270 --> 00:31:34,898 Was that a real bottle, you asshole? 631 00:31:34,981 --> 00:31:36,525 You set them up, you prick! 632 00:31:36,608 --> 00:31:40,153 Are you calling me a Rex Bailey? 633 00:31:40,779 --> 00:31:42,489 Ye feckin' cock! 634 00:31:52,749 --> 00:31:55,043 Just like Sazz would've wanted. 635 00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:03,301 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 636 00:32:06,972 --> 00:32:09,015 - Hey, Sazz. - Hey! 637 00:32:09,099 --> 00:32:11,560 You okay? That last hit you took looked pretty rough. 638 00:32:11,643 --> 00:32:12,936 Ah, piece of cake. 639 00:32:13,019 --> 00:32:15,313 But someday, I won't be able to take the hits anymore, 640 00:32:15,397 --> 00:32:17,274 and then, you know what I'm gonna do? 641 00:32:17,357 --> 00:32:21,069 I'ma open up a trampoline park like the ones I used to go to with my dad. 642 00:32:21,778 --> 00:32:25,657 Where a kid can learn how to fly and how to fall. 643 00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:28,493 Train the next generation of stunt people. 644 00:32:28,577 --> 00:32:31,621 The Sazz Pataki Impact Academy. 645 00:32:31,705 --> 00:32:35,208 Why not build it here? Location manager said this lot's for sale. 646 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:37,544 Or it will be after the Superfund cleanup. 647 00:32:37,627 --> 00:32:40,922 Ah, yeah. Maybe. 648 00:32:41,882 --> 00:32:44,009 Uh, and let's keep this under our hat, huh? 649 00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:46,678 The other stunt guys would laugh at this. 650 00:32:46,761 --> 00:32:49,097 But I can trust you. You're my number one. 651 00:33:10,785 --> 00:33:13,371 This is it. Sazz's Paradise. 652 00:33:13,455 --> 00:33:16,082 - Is this a toxic waste dump? - It was. 653 00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:17,459 Government cleaned it up. 654 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:19,461 Hmm. 655 00:33:20,545 --> 00:33:21,546 Yuck. 656 00:33:30,514 --> 00:33:32,224 This was her dream. 657 00:33:33,183 --> 00:33:35,519 She came so close. 658 00:33:35,602 --> 00:33:37,812 Wait. Did you hear that? 659 00:33:38,855 --> 00:33:40,273 Is somebody in there? 660 00:33:41,274 --> 00:33:42,651 Careful. 661 00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:47,989 - What is this place, a hideout? - Kinda spooky. 662 00:33:48,073 --> 00:33:50,325 This is really gonna drain my battery. 663 00:33:50,408 --> 00:33:51,785 Let me know if you see an outlet. 664 00:33:53,328 --> 00:33:55,622 Oh! 665 00:33:55,705 --> 00:33:58,250 Thank God, someone from show business. 666 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:01,169 Don't move or I'll blow your fucking brains out.