1 00:00:02,462 --> 00:00:05,130 Ben? Everyone gets opening night jitters! 2 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:08,842 - I'm good. - My review was going to be a pan. 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:12,096 This one... just didn't sing. 4 00:00:12,097 --> 00:00:14,181 NYPD, motherfuckers! 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,182 The stalker, he didn't do it! 6 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,978 The killer is someone in this room. 7 00:00:18,979 --> 00:00:21,438 We've got to get in on those interviews. 8 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:24,358 The spooky sound from opening night. 9 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:26,402 Someone was in here shredding something. 10 00:00:26,403 --> 00:00:28,446 We need to reassemble these. There might be a clue. 11 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:31,949 We have the interrogations on tape. 12 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:33,659 We recorded everything. 13 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,828 You don't owe me any explanation. 14 00:00:35,829 --> 00:00:37,705 Th-The book is a little odd. 15 00:00:37,706 --> 00:00:40,749 These aren't photos of Ben. They're photos of Dickie. 16 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:44,587 When he was gone for those brief moments, I felt free. 17 00:00:44,588 --> 00:00:46,130 And then he was back. 18 00:00:46,131 --> 00:00:48,382 I couldn't take it anymore. 19 00:00:48,383 --> 00:00:50,260 You spend your whole life looking out for your child, 20 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,887 and you'll do anything to make sure they're okay. 21 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,099 Wait! I did it. I killed Ben. 22 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,852 No, you can't do this! Leave her alone! 23 00:00:59,853 --> 00:01:01,353 Oh, my God... 24 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:03,731 Oliver? What's going on? Oliver! 25 00:01:03,732 --> 00:01:05,212 Call somebody! Get some help! 26 00:01:14,326 --> 00:01:15,784 When I was 10, 27 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,663 my future looked so clear to me. 28 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:21,124 Married to Josh Hartnett 29 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:25,545 with two kids, driving a Honda Odyssey. 30 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,715 Not a bad life. 31 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,051 Got another one coming. Push. 32 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:35,054 Wait, what's going on? There's been a mistake. 33 00:01:35,055 --> 00:01:38,682 I came here to see one of my friends. He had a heart attack. 34 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:41,060 Don't worry. You did great with the first two. 35 00:01:41,061 --> 00:01:43,395 Just keep pushing. You're having triplets. 36 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,439 No, I'm... Triplets? 37 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:49,611 And now, baby three! 38 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:53,530 But here's the thing about childhood fantasies. 39 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,407 They almost never come true. 40 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:57,284 Congratulations. 41 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,286 It's a podcast. 42 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,455 - Wah! - Mama! 43 00:02:01,456 --> 00:02:03,290 - Wah! Wah! - Mabel... Mabel. 44 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,459 - Mabel! Mabel! - Wah! 45 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,586 Mabel! 46 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,296 The doctor said I can finally go home. 47 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,298 - What? No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah. 48 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:14,093 The man had a full-on heart attack five days ago. 49 00:02:14,094 --> 00:02:15,553 You rush him in here, 50 00:02:15,554 --> 00:02:18,055 stick in a stent to prop up his creaky artery. 51 00:02:18,056 --> 00:02:19,808 - Nobody said creaky. - Now, you're just gonna go 52 00:02:19,808 --> 00:02:21,559 and send him off into the world? 53 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,185 Mabel, I need to get back. 54 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,853 My show opens in two days, 55 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:26,855 and my star is about to be charged with murder. 56 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,234 Doctor, maybe you should just run a few more tests to be sure? 57 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:32,027 His body responded very well to the stent. 58 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:34,697 Although I'm sure it was quite a scare for all of you. 59 00:02:34,698 --> 00:02:36,198 I wasn't scared. 60 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,658 Oh, is that so? 61 00:02:37,659 --> 00:02:40,828 You know, I was just pretending to be unconscious when I heard you wailing, 62 00:02:40,829 --> 00:02:42,871 "I can't let him go! 63 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:45,624 Come back to me, you sweet son of a bitch!" 64 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,376 I was doing a performance for the nurses. 65 00:02:47,377 --> 00:02:49,087 They're big fans of mine. What am I gonna do? 66 00:02:49,087 --> 00:02:50,671 Not be Charles-Haden Savage? 67 00:02:50,672 --> 00:02:52,673 Oh, admit it. You're obsessed with me. 68 00:02:52,674 --> 00:02:54,884 Can't believe I actually missed this. 69 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:58,012 Come on, Putnam. We've got work to do. 70 00:02:58,013 --> 00:02:59,346 - Yes, yes, yes. - Let's go. 71 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,557 For starters, 72 00:03:01,558 --> 00:03:05,394 if Loretta made up her confession to protect her son, 73 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:07,521 don't we need to prove that her son 74 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:09,690 is Ben's real killer to get her out? 75 00:03:09,691 --> 00:03:11,317 Loretta's been in jail a few days now. 76 00:03:11,318 --> 00:03:14,571 I wonder if she's shaved her head and gotten all jacked. 77 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:18,073 I can't let her take the fall for this. She's the love of my life. 78 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:20,743 Love? I thought you were just hooking up. 79 00:03:20,744 --> 00:03:23,412 Oh, we hooked up. 80 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,456 We hooked up big time. 81 00:03:25,457 --> 00:03:28,500 We hooked up and down and every which direction. 82 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:30,795 - You name a way, we did a hook. - Okay, alright, thank you. Enough. Okay. 83 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:33,505 I promise we will get her home to you. 84 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:35,591 No matter how many face tattoos she has now. 85 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:37,676 Charles, did you learn anything 86 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:40,846 from those police interrogations we so skillfully recorded? 87 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,473 Actually, we haven't watched them yet. 88 00:03:42,474 --> 00:03:44,642 We were sitting by your bedside this whole time. 89 00:03:44,643 --> 00:03:47,436 Mabel wanted to wait so you could be a part of it. 90 00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:48,437 Little softy. 91 00:03:48,438 --> 00:03:49,980 - Aw! - No! I... 92 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:51,483 I didn't... It wasn't like I was like, 93 00:03:51,483 --> 00:03:54,236 "Let's hold hands and watch it together." It was just like... 94 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,445 Shut up. 95 00:03:56,446 --> 00:03:59,531 Okay, we're focusing on Dickie. 96 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:02,159 Loretta clearly thinks that he's guilty. 97 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,745 That's why she confessed to protect him. 98 00:04:04,746 --> 00:04:06,205 Ben was poisoned, 99 00:04:06,206 --> 00:04:08,540 and then later pushed down the elevator shaft. 100 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:12,294 But, we don't know whose hanky he was holding onto 101 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:15,173 when he died. I mean, it could be Dickie's. 102 00:04:15,674 --> 00:04:19,260 We know that someone wrote "fucking pig" in lipstick on his mirror, 103 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,387 and we have footage of him in a heated moment 104 00:04:21,388 --> 00:04:23,222 talking to an unseen person, 105 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:24,807 possibly a lover. 106 00:04:24,808 --> 00:04:28,520 C-Can we just take a beat to appreciate how magical this is? 107 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:32,898 The three of us, reunited at last, investigating as one. 108 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:36,360 Mabel, you stayed faithful to the podcast. 109 00:04:36,361 --> 00:04:38,112 You should take the lead. 110 00:04:38,113 --> 00:04:40,114 Just... the besties are back. 111 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:42,283 Ooh! That should be our opening line! 112 00:04:42,284 --> 00:04:44,243 You just said Mabel should take the lead. 113 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:46,245 Can't I make a suggestion? 114 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:48,664 I narrowly escaped death, and now you won't let me live? 115 00:04:48,665 --> 00:04:50,874 Oh, wah, wah. 116 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,877 - Wah, wah! - Wah, wah! 117 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:54,879 Oh, this is fucking weird. 118 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,215 Okay, okay. The besties are back. 119 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:01,802 The besties are back. 120 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:04,054 It may take two to tango, 121 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:06,640 but it takes three to solve the murder 122 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:09,518 of an ill-fated movie star. 123 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:12,187 Welcome to a brand-new episode of 124 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:15,190 - Only Murders in the Building. - Perfection. 125 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:10,287 Let's just question Dickie without spilling that Loretta's his mother. 126 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:11,997 - It's not our place to tell him. - Right. 127 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:14,501 Oh! 128 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:18,755 This one's for you. 129 00:06:19,381 --> 00:06:21,340 Why do you still have packages coming here? 130 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:24,636 Our geriatric doorman obviously forgot I'm back from the hospital. 131 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:26,720 Lester's six months younger than you. 132 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:29,431 "Get well soon and find me a new leading lady. 133 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:30,934 Smooches, Donna." 134 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:34,812 We are not gonna need a new leading lady. 135 00:06:34,813 --> 00:06:35,813 Oh, my God. 136 00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:40,902 Joy's wedding dress. 137 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:43,988 She had her mom send the one she was married in, 138 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:46,491 so Joy could have it altered for when she and I were... 139 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,245 - I'll take this. - Yeah. 140 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:53,539 Joy's mom is still alive? 141 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,791 Oh, yeah. Her dad, too. In fact, 142 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,272 he was gonna walk her down the aisle holding her childhood dog. 143 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:01,755 We ready to go? Uh, clock's ticking. 144 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:03,258 Okay. 145 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:09,013 So, Loretta, huh? 146 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:10,598 - I did not see that coming. - Yeah. 147 00:07:10,599 --> 00:07:12,057 Yeah. Us neither. 148 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:14,476 Hey, you wanna hear something funny? For a minute, 149 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:15,853 we thought you did it. 150 00:07:17,647 --> 00:07:19,148 You did? Wh-Why? 151 00:07:19,149 --> 00:07:22,651 Ah, it's so dumb. We, um, 152 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:25,571 - we just know he stole CoBro from you. - Uh-huh. 153 00:07:25,572 --> 00:07:26,823 Oh. 154 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,492 Shit. Really? 155 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:34,204 Okay. Yeah, I was resentful. 156 00:07:34,205 --> 00:07:37,875 Yeah, and you told me you cover up things, 157 00:07:37,876 --> 00:07:41,503 so I kinda figured you covered up his blood work 158 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,673 to hide the poison in his system. 159 00:07:44,216 --> 00:07:45,508 I did do that. 160 00:07:46,134 --> 00:07:48,344 I mean, I didn't know he was poisoned when I did it. 161 00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:51,223 I just knew there was other stuff in there he wouldn't want getting out. 162 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:53,599 Wait, you believe me, right? 163 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,684 Oh, of course. Yes. 164 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:57,353 Out of curiosity, 165 00:07:57,354 --> 00:08:00,481 where were you when Ben was pushed to his death? 166 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:02,483 Because you weren't pushing him, obviously. 167 00:08:02,484 --> 00:08:05,945 E-Everyone knows that. But, uh, unless... 168 00:08:05,946 --> 00:08:07,655 I left your party early. 169 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:11,200 I was freaked the fuck out that Ben came back to life 170 00:08:11,201 --> 00:08:12,744 and I had to get outta there. 171 00:08:13,912 --> 00:08:15,538 So, I... 172 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:20,292 I got wasted, put on Ben's CoBro suit, 173 00:08:20,293 --> 00:08:22,337 and went looking for drugs and whores. 174 00:08:22,921 --> 00:08:25,130 - Well, who wouldn't? - Wow. 175 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:26,840 Why should he have all the fun? 176 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,801 That's what Ben was into? 177 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:32,179 Every Thursday, he'd disappear for hours. 178 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:35,684 And when I asked about it, he'd say, "Snitches get stitches." 179 00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:40,062 So, I tracked his phone to a place on Broadway 180 00:08:40,063 --> 00:08:42,189 between 35th and 36th, 181 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,775 where he'd go to... 182 00:08:44,484 --> 00:08:47,611 do sex with his "five whores," 183 00:08:47,612 --> 00:08:50,948 as he so affectionately called them. 184 00:08:50,949 --> 00:08:53,617 He even saved opening night seats for them. 185 00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:57,580 Uh, Trixie, Marigold, Emerald, Dot, and Mei Mei. 186 00:08:57,581 --> 00:08:59,290 Here. 187 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:06,005 I was outside, screaming for them 188 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:08,090 to bring me the five whores. 189 00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:10,259 I slept there all night. 190 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,761 A dog peed on me. 191 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:14,472 I hope it was a dog. 192 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:19,101 This is proof you weren't at the Arconia when Ben was pushed. 193 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:21,478 The cops got that image from a security camera 194 00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:23,188 after I told them where I was, 195 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:24,858 but they didn't really buy it as an alibi, 196 00:09:24,858 --> 00:09:26,902 since you can't fully see my face. 197 00:09:27,652 --> 00:09:30,655 I guess I should just be grateful there isn't audio. 198 00:09:33,325 --> 00:09:35,619 I just can't believe Loretta did it. 199 00:09:36,036 --> 00:09:39,706 Well, for what it's worth, w-we don't think she really did do it. 200 00:09:40,582 --> 00:09:42,626 But why else would she confess? 201 00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:45,669 - No idea. - Oh, yeah, theater folk, cuckoo! 202 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:48,840 Wait a minute. 203 00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:51,968 If you guys think the killer's still out there, 204 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,970 I should probably call my lawyer. 205 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,100 Hm. 206 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,061 Guys, if he's telling the truth, 207 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:03,479 he couldn't have pushed Ben. 208 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,649 That means that Loretta gave herself up for someone who didn't even do it. 209 00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:08,234 If we can find the real killer in time, 210 00:10:08,235 --> 00:10:11,195 maybe we can convince Loretta to take back her confession. 211 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:13,364 Charles, her arraignment is at 5:00 p.m. 212 00:10:13,365 --> 00:10:16,825 We need to figure out what Ben was doing and who he was seeing 213 00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:19,620 in the last few days leading up to his death. 214 00:10:19,621 --> 00:10:22,289 I say we start at Broadway and 35th. 215 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:25,626 Except we can't just walk into a brothel without a reservation. 216 00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,797 I know what we need. 217 00:10:29,798 --> 00:10:32,091 Nobody stops a guy with a ladder! 218 00:10:32,092 --> 00:10:35,469 - It gets you in anywhere. - So the ladder's the new turkey. 219 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:37,222 It might work better if the guy carrying the ladder 220 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:39,014 wasn't also wearing orthopedic shoes 221 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:41,141 - and dressed like a leprechaun. - Hm. 222 00:10:41,142 --> 00:10:42,519 Hey, hey, this is it. 223 00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:46,689 Snitches Get Stitches? 224 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:50,401 - It's a fabric shop. - No, no, no, no, no. It's a front. 225 00:10:50,402 --> 00:10:53,612 Brothels always use puns to name their fake businesses. 226 00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:55,990 I learned that by wandering in the back of a cabinet shop 227 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:58,117 called All By My Shelf. 228 00:10:58,118 --> 00:11:00,536 Follow my lead! Let the ladder do the work. 229 00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:02,496 Wait a second! I have a better way in. 230 00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:04,081 No one says no to a crying man. 231 00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:06,500 I did a scene in Brazzos, episode 315. 232 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:08,794 The Foreign Exchange Killer. It was a good one. 233 00:11:08,795 --> 00:11:11,297 And I cried a single solitary tear. 234 00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:14,174 And that week, our fan mail went sky high. 235 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,093 Mostly from men. You wanna know why? 236 00:11:16,094 --> 00:11:18,554 You helped them access their inner feelings. 237 00:11:18,555 --> 00:11:20,139 Yes. 238 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,932 But just gimme a go. Gimme the stage. 239 00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:23,642 No, no, no, no. 240 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:26,313 - Me first. - Stop it! 241 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,982 Just here to change a light bulb! 242 00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:31,775 No, you can't go back there. 243 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:33,820 Of course not, dude. 244 00:11:34,863 --> 00:11:37,281 We all know what's going on in the back room. 245 00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:38,741 Wink, wink. 246 00:11:38,742 --> 00:11:40,994 But did you see my ladder? 247 00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:51,212 I'm sorry. Is my crying upsetting you? 248 00:11:51,213 --> 00:11:52,755 You're not crying. 249 00:11:52,756 --> 00:11:54,465 Give it a minute. 250 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:01,680 This guy's made of stone. 251 00:12:01,681 --> 00:12:03,474 Do you have any menthol for under the eyes? 252 00:12:03,475 --> 00:12:05,310 Yeah, I have a bucket of menthol. 253 00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:13,109 Do you need a restroom? We have one in the back. 254 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:17,279 - Oh! Thank you so much. Get in there. - Thanks. 255 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,281 Ooh! 256 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:25,663 You're the five whores? 257 00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:28,207 Please ignore him! 258 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:31,001 I'm sorry. We were just looking for a group of women 259 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:32,836 who might have known Ben Glenroy, 260 00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,381 - but we'll just get out of the way. - Sorry. 261 00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:35,673 Benny! 262 00:12:35,674 --> 00:12:38,384 Oh, yes! We knew him! 263 00:12:38,385 --> 00:12:41,845 Our sewing circle met here every Thursday. 264 00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:45,057 Benny said sewing kept him off 265 00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:47,561 all those dangerous street drugs. 266 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:51,064 We miss him terribly. 267 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:54,817 When was the last time you saw him? 268 00:12:54,818 --> 00:12:56,652 Oh, um, 269 00:12:56,653 --> 00:13:00,614 his big opening night of Death Rattle. 270 00:13:02,951 --> 00:13:06,245 We'd stayed up all night helping him sew 271 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:10,040 these lovely hankies for his cast and crew 272 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,877 while running lines. 273 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:15,880 "Everyone else in that lighthouse is dead, Nanny. 274 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:19,800 So the killer is either you, me, or the baby." 275 00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:25,139 "I wouldn't bet on that baby, detective." 276 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:28,267 He wanted to make something special for them. 277 00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:30,227 Something personal. 278 00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,188 He said he treated a lot of them 279 00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:36,109 like a steaming pile of cow manure. 280 00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:40,195 We finished those hankies just in time, 281 00:13:40,196 --> 00:13:42,865 and off Benny went to the theater. 282 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:43,991 Thank you. Thank you. 283 00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,702 I'm gonna see you all at the theater, ladies. 284 00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:47,495 - We're rooting for you. Bye. - Love you. 285 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,080 But then... 286 00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:51,958 Mei Mei, my phone. 287 00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:59,215 Uh, hey! 288 00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,508 It's, uh, it's me. It's Benny. 289 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:02,968 Um... 290 00:14:02,969 --> 00:14:05,679 A-Are you guys coming to the show? 291 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,182 I really need you t-to be here. 292 00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:11,894 Uh, I've just never felt... so alone. 293 00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:14,188 Ben? 294 00:14:14,189 --> 00:14:17,983 Everyone gets opening night jitters! I can talk you through it. 295 00:14:17,984 --> 00:14:19,568 That's me just before curtain. 296 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:21,363 I-I gotta go. Please get here soon. 297 00:14:21,363 --> 00:14:24,574 I'm surrounded by people I can't trust. They're all out to get me. 298 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:28,369 It's so hard to hear him like that. 299 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:32,373 He was so excited for us to see the show. 300 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,043 - Alright. Okay. Okay. - Thank you. 301 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:38,255 - Sorry. - Thank you. Sorry. Thank you so much. 302 00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:40,549 Oh, this... 303 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:44,260 It's a gift for you. It's a-a ladder. 304 00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:45,553 Oh, thank you! 305 00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:47,012 Sorry for calling you whores. 306 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:48,973 Oh, that's alright. 307 00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,725 I used to be one. 308 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:55,063 Okay. That's... interesting. Bye. 309 00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:58,941 So what happened from the time Ben arrived at the theater, 310 00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:02,904 on top of the world, to leaving a distressed voicemail 311 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,948 30 minutes later? I mean, 312 00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:07,741 who did he think was out to get him? 313 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:11,245 I already know how we can find out. The interrogations. 314 00:15:11,246 --> 00:15:14,540 Williams questioned everyone who crossed paths with Ben that night, 315 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,500 and we can use those interrogations 316 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,920 to make a timeline of that 30 minutes! 317 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:23,841 Ah! I knew you were due for a good idea since your last one six months ago. 318 00:15:23,842 --> 00:15:25,259 - Huh? - When you proposed 319 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:27,970 we go halfsies on a New Yorker digital subscription. 320 00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,763 - That was your idea. - Oh, good. 321 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:32,600 You owe me $32, and I'm keeping the free tote. 322 00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,226 Shh, guys. 323 00:15:34,227 --> 00:15:35,687 KT's up first. 324 00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:39,982 All actors must be at the theater for what we call "half hour." 325 00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:43,777 Boots on the ground 30 minutes before curtain. 326 00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:46,697 Not 28, not 29, 30. 327 00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:49,867 Ben, of course, was late. 328 00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:55,164 Check it! I have gifts for everyone. 329 00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:58,125 Where the fuck have you been? Get into costume! 330 00:15:58,126 --> 00:15:59,376 Go! 331 00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:01,212 KT sure knows how to kill a mood. 332 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:04,299 Someone should really talk to her about her tone. 333 00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:07,801 - Oh, the producer's son is up next. - Oh, Cliff. 334 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:11,097 I saw Ben right after KT yelled at him. 335 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,849 Not a fan of her tone. 336 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,518 Schmackary's? They're so good. 337 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,187 Mom ordered them special. 338 00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:20,232 Check out the rattles. Can you even? 339 00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:24,069 You know what, get those away from me. I'm fasting till after the show. 340 00:16:25,362 --> 00:16:26,947 Wait! No. 341 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,241 Let me just smell 'em. 342 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:32,326 Oh, g... 343 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:33,954 I said get them away from me! 344 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:38,123 Hey, listen. I need you to check on my five guests for tonight. 345 00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:41,628 Emerald, Trixie, Marigold, Dot, and Mei Mei. 346 00:16:42,295 --> 00:16:43,797 The five whores. 347 00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:47,509 Sorry. I... That's how I learned them in my brain. 348 00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:49,802 Charles, can you scooch a little? 349 00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:51,971 - Sure. - Thanks. 350 00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:54,474 So that's new. Ben was fasting before the show. 351 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,226 Let's keep going. 352 00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,354 I'll admit, I was furious with Ben. 353 00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:01,106 I mean, who shows up late to his opening night? 354 00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:04,109 It was always something with him, which is why... 355 00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:09,281 Loretta was encouraging me to leave him. 356 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:13,117 I just... 357 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:17,288 I just think you deserve so much better, you know? 358 00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:19,874 Look at your arm. Aw... 359 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,501 These are stress hives. 360 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,336 I call 'em "Benny bites." 361 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:28,632 What about that cortisone cream I gave you? 362 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,593 - Did you use that? - I did. 363 00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:34,388 How did we not get that she's his mother? 364 00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:36,224 I feel she's about to give him a bottle. 365 00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:39,185 Doesn't Loretta look pretty? 366 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,271 And did you make that list of bullet points 367 00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:43,981 to say when you quit? 368 00:17:43,982 --> 00:17:46,859 That always helps me, I tell you. 369 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:48,152 Sure. Yeah. 370 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:49,821 Uh-oh, incoming. 371 00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:53,199 - Hey! - You losers passing notes? 372 00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:56,244 Okay, I'm gonna go warm up. 373 00:17:57,454 --> 00:17:59,080 See you at fight call. 374 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:03,043 Give it! 375 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:07,631 Wait, what is this? 376 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:10,800 Are you quitting? 377 00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:13,845 I was gonna wait till after the show. 378 00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:21,227 Sh-She put you up to this. 379 00:18:21,228 --> 00:18:23,312 'Cause you know fucking Loretta, she's been... 380 00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:25,439 she's been driving a wedge between us from day one. 381 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,400 It's not Loretta! It's you! 382 00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:31,403 I've spent my entire life catering to the great Ben Glenroy! 383 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:34,198 Who we all know isn't exactly a delight to be around! 384 00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:36,158 See bullet point four! 385 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:37,160 Ju... 386 00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,662 You know what? Fine. Alright, fine. Go. 387 00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,081 Fuck if I care! 388 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,334 You're a lousy manager anyway. 389 00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:47,254 And you know what? And you're an even lousier brother. 390 00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:48,671 I know you think you created it, 391 00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:50,590 but I am CoBro! 392 00:18:52,926 --> 00:18:54,635 Actually, no. You know what? 393 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,470 The way you just betrayed me? 394 00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:58,389 I'm NoBro. 395 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:00,182 Because I don't have a brother anymore. 396 00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:10,109 Loretta was encouraging Dickie to leave Ben? 397 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,236 - Messy, messy. - Who's next? 398 00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:15,532 After Ben arrived, I went to KT's office to get the ritual broom. 399 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,575 The door was locked, 400 00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:19,410 which I thought was odd. 401 00:19:20,912 --> 00:19:22,705 That's odd. 402 00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:31,089 I'll do a progress check on the shredder. 403 00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:36,886 And so, it was the brilliant Howard Francis Morris 404 00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,429 who cracked the case 405 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,972 by... Oh, fuckity fuck! 406 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,934 Howard says he needs more time. 407 00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:45,311 If I'm not mistaken, 408 00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:47,855 next up is Ben and Loretta's fight call rehearsal. 409 00:19:47,856 --> 00:19:50,774 Oh, she told me about this on our date. 410 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:54,570 Well, Ben accused me of trying to steal Dickie from him. 411 00:19:54,571 --> 00:19:56,238 And this was just moments 412 00:19:56,239 --> 00:19:59,200 after he learned his brother was quitting. 413 00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,791 - You're late. - Whatever. Let's just do this. 414 00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:10,085 That's enough, Detective. 415 00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:11,921 I'm not gonna let you take that baby. 416 00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:14,048 You are just a nanny. 417 00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:16,425 You can't keep him. You're not the mother. 418 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:19,261 He needs me to be his mother now. 419 00:20:19,262 --> 00:20:22,806 It's my job to protect him as if he were born of my own flesh! 420 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,892 Wow, this dialogue really lines up. 421 00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:27,561 What are you... 422 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,647 Stay out of our lives! 423 00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:30,898 - What? - I mean it! 424 00:20:30,899 --> 00:20:33,067 Stay the fuck away from my brother. 425 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,070 He's been nothing but loyal to you! 426 00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:37,280 All you do is treat him like shit! 427 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,198 You weaseled your way into this production. 428 00:20:39,199 --> 00:20:42,409 - No! Let me go, you fucking pig. - Hey, look. 429 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:43,577 There's me. 430 00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:44,912 God, I'm pale. 431 00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:46,080 What the hell's going on? 432 00:20:46,081 --> 00:20:47,790 Is that what I sound like? 433 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,500 He attacked me! 434 00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,877 What? No, I didn't. We were rehearsing. 435 00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:54,798 - Stay out of it, fuck bag. - Hey! 436 00:20:58,009 --> 00:20:59,386 That's... 437 00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:02,097 My face! 438 00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:08,978 I still can't believe you hit him. 439 00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:11,230 Well, why don't you add "for good reason" to the board? 440 00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:13,857 Or "Charles punches Ben and he had it coming"? 441 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:16,610 Anyway, this is where Joy comes in to touch up the bruise, 442 00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:19,697 - which wasn't that bad anyway. - Yeah, easy, Cassius. 443 00:21:19,698 --> 00:21:23,660 Joy leaves her lipstick behind in Ben's dressing room, and... 444 00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:26,954 who's the next person to see him? 445 00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:31,625 I did see Ben, yes. 446 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:35,337 It was right after I gave Cliff a little pep talk. 447 00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,217 My tummy is in knots. 448 00:21:40,218 --> 00:21:42,011 Oh, it's almost showtime. 449 00:21:42,012 --> 00:21:44,555 I've put everything into this play. I need it to be a hit. 450 00:21:44,556 --> 00:21:47,641 Oh, it will be. I won't let you fail, sweetie. 451 00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:49,810 Here's a kiss from Mommy. 452 00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:51,186 Hey! 453 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:53,856 Wh-Where are my guests? I don't see them in their seats. 454 00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:55,774 Yeah, I think traffic's pretty bad. 455 00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:57,943 Something's happening at the UN. I don't know what. 456 00:21:57,944 --> 00:22:01,656 You know, I'm boycotting global politics until everyone just gets along. 457 00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:03,866 Fuck. 458 00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:05,368 I'm going to be straight with you, Ben. 459 00:22:05,368 --> 00:22:08,412 It's opening night, and you look like shit. 460 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,039 Can you see a mark? 461 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,167 - What? - It's f-fucking Charles and Loretta. 462 00:22:13,168 --> 00:22:14,793 I-I'm done with them both! 463 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:17,379 I don't know what's going on with you, darling, 464 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,590 but this is not a good energy. 465 00:22:19,591 --> 00:22:21,050 Go to your dressing room. 466 00:22:21,051 --> 00:22:22,718 Be nice to Ben. 467 00:22:22,719 --> 00:22:26,222 Do whatever it takes to get your ass ready to go on that stage. 468 00:22:26,223 --> 00:22:28,140 Alright. 469 00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:31,769 Oh, hey, you're here! 470 00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:33,604 Yeah, where the shit else would I be? 471 00:22:33,605 --> 00:22:36,565 Right. Well, how about we start shooting some behind-the-scenes stuff, huh? 472 00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:39,652 Look, dude, you... I-I'm not an animal in your zoo. 473 00:22:39,653 --> 00:22:41,111 What? 474 00:22:41,112 --> 00:22:42,821 I'm doing the thing you're paying me to do. 475 00:22:42,822 --> 00:22:45,574 - You know what? Not anymore. - Wait! 476 00:22:45,575 --> 00:22:48,160 Gimme that! Why don't you fuck the fuck off? 477 00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:50,956 You know what? Fucking happy to! 478 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:03,634 So, Ben takes Tobert's camera 479 00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:07,054 into his dressing room where he's caught talking to somebody. 480 00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:08,472 Watch. 481 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,477 I want you so fucking bad. 482 00:23:14,563 --> 00:23:16,856 But you're gonna ruin my career. 483 00:23:17,899 --> 00:23:19,400 And I'm gonna like it. 484 00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:21,235 Who the hell is he talking to? 485 00:23:21,236 --> 00:23:23,612 Everyone's accounted for. 486 00:23:23,613 --> 00:23:26,907 This, my friends, is what we call a dead end. 487 00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:33,915 I told Ben, "I know what you did." 488 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:37,460 But I didn't have the whole picture. 489 00:23:38,461 --> 00:23:41,463 H-His brother was leaving him. 490 00:23:41,464 --> 00:23:42,966 I punched him. 491 00:23:43,717 --> 00:23:46,343 He was fasting. 492 00:23:46,344 --> 00:23:49,722 His elderly sewing ladies got stuck in UN traffic 493 00:23:49,723 --> 00:23:51,349 and didn't even see the show. 494 00:23:51,892 --> 00:23:53,392 And all this goes on 495 00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:56,312 30 minutes before his Broadway debut 496 00:23:56,313 --> 00:24:00,108 after being up all night making hankies for everybody? 497 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:02,861 Oh, my God. 498 00:24:04,446 --> 00:24:08,366 It was Ben who needed a hanky to cry into. 499 00:24:09,159 --> 00:24:10,951 Oh jeez! 500 00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:12,119 Oh! 501 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:15,372 The damn has burst! 502 00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:22,087 Nah, there's a little bit. 503 00:24:22,088 --> 00:24:24,215 - There's a little something. - Eh, not much. 504 00:24:24,216 --> 00:24:25,716 Thank God that's over. 505 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:31,764 Ben must have been poisoned in that pocket of time 506 00:24:31,765 --> 00:24:33,641 by whoever he was talking to. 507 00:24:33,642 --> 00:24:36,060 - If we could just figure out... - Give it up. 508 00:24:36,061 --> 00:24:38,062 We don't know what we don't know. 509 00:24:38,063 --> 00:24:40,731 Sorry, Oliver. I don't think we're gonna solve this 510 00:24:40,732 --> 00:24:43,109 in time to free Loretta. 511 00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:45,946 I suppose it's fine. 512 00:24:47,072 --> 00:24:50,116 I guess I'll just die sad and alone. 513 00:24:50,659 --> 00:24:53,662 Wanna know how I was able to access those tears just now? 514 00:24:54,537 --> 00:24:56,288 I thought about Joy. 515 00:24:56,289 --> 00:24:58,833 Seeing her wedding dress was like a punch in the gut. 516 00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:01,335 I hear she's with Bakula now. 517 00:25:01,336 --> 00:25:03,045 Scott or Jeff? 518 00:25:03,046 --> 00:25:05,756 Scott. Who's Jeff Bakula? 519 00:25:05,757 --> 00:25:07,883 Meh, I have both of you beat 520 00:25:07,884 --> 00:25:10,553 in the "we're losers" competition. 521 00:25:10,554 --> 00:25:13,597 I still don't have my life figured out, 522 00:25:13,598 --> 00:25:17,309 I haven't solved this case, and I have no place to live. 523 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:18,686 Still lost. 524 00:25:18,687 --> 00:25:21,105 You don't have to have it all worked out. You've got time. 525 00:25:21,106 --> 00:25:23,608 Yeah, well, tell that to 10-year-old Mabel. 526 00:25:25,151 --> 00:25:27,696 This is a MASH from when I was a kid. 527 00:25:29,072 --> 00:25:31,575 You know, the game that tells you your future? 528 00:25:32,534 --> 00:25:34,034 Anyway, mine predicted 529 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:36,745 that I would be married to Josh Hartnett, 530 00:25:36,746 --> 00:25:38,831 with two kids, 531 00:25:38,832 --> 00:25:41,167 driving a Honda Odyssey. 532 00:25:41,585 --> 00:25:44,504 I was so sure this MASH was right. 533 00:25:46,131 --> 00:25:50,050 I made my mom promise to send it to me when I turned 30. 534 00:25:50,051 --> 00:25:53,429 Came in the mail today, so perfect timing. 535 00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:54,889 Wait. 536 00:25:54,890 --> 00:25:57,017 Are you saying today's your 30th birthday? 537 00:25:58,852 --> 00:26:01,687 And you spent it running around looking for clues with the two of us? 538 00:26:01,688 --> 00:26:04,733 Honestly, there's no way I'd rather spend it. 539 00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:08,987 What do you think 10-year-old Mabel would say 540 00:26:08,987 --> 00:26:10,988 if she could see how your life actually turned out? 541 00:26:10,989 --> 00:26:12,823 Oh, she'd be horrified. 542 00:26:12,824 --> 00:26:15,492 But what the fuck did she know? She shopped at Wet Seal. 543 00:26:15,493 --> 00:26:17,494 I did it! 544 00:26:17,495 --> 00:26:19,914 I solved the shredder paper! 545 00:26:19,915 --> 00:26:21,540 But I've been taping too long. 546 00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:24,168 My vision's gone blurry. I can't read it. 547 00:26:24,169 --> 00:26:26,409 - No, no, o-over here. Yes, okay. - Oh, you're over here. 548 00:26:29,925 --> 00:26:32,843 OM God! I know what this is. 549 00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:34,970 - That fast? - No, I just need to read two words. 550 00:26:34,971 --> 00:26:36,138 Two words I'll never forget. 551 00:26:36,139 --> 00:26:37,973 "Didn't sing." 552 00:26:37,974 --> 00:26:41,477 This is Maxine's review of my original show, 553 00:26:41,478 --> 00:26:42,728 but it was never published. 554 00:26:42,729 --> 00:26:44,813 How did someone get ahold of this? - Two words. 555 00:26:44,814 --> 00:26:47,317 I need to get LASIK, and he only needed two words. 556 00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:50,486 - What is that? - Torn paper? 557 00:26:50,487 --> 00:26:52,863 I need to tape it together. 558 00:26:52,864 --> 00:26:54,949 Look what you've turned me into! 559 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,575 Ow. 560 00:26:56,576 --> 00:26:59,370 This review says Ben was the weak link of the show. 561 00:26:59,371 --> 00:27:03,041 She said, "He was as wooden as the lighthouse he's standing on." 562 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,584 What if someone read this that night? 563 00:27:05,585 --> 00:27:08,379 Maybe they decided to get rid of Ben to save the play. 564 00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:10,589 There are a lot of careers riding on it being a hit. 565 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:14,093 Not mine, of course. I came to it as an established TV veteran. 566 00:27:14,094 --> 00:27:16,596 - Yes, and thank you for your service. - Guys? 567 00:27:17,514 --> 00:27:19,056 This could be our motive. 568 00:27:19,057 --> 00:27:21,016 Now we're getting somewhere! 569 00:27:21,017 --> 00:27:22,434 I-I need to refuel. 570 00:27:22,435 --> 00:27:25,020 Charles, please tell me you have some dips... 571 00:27:25,021 --> 00:27:27,107 I think there's some Norwegian red herring in the fridge. 572 00:27:28,984 --> 00:27:31,652 Hey, did that review mention my performance? 573 00:27:31,653 --> 00:27:35,197 Huh? Oh, uh, no. Nothing. 574 00:27:35,198 --> 00:27:37,116 Really? 'Cause I kinda had a big, big role... 575 00:27:37,117 --> 00:27:39,159 Charles, don't. 576 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,745 ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 577 00:27:41,746 --> 00:27:44,707 Happy birthday to you! 578 00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:48,210 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Mabel ♪ 579 00:27:48,211 --> 00:27:50,421 ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 580 00:27:50,422 --> 00:27:52,006 - You're flat, horrible. - I know. 581 00:27:52,007 --> 00:27:54,216 Thank you, guys. 582 00:27:54,217 --> 00:27:55,468 Come on. Make a wish. 583 00:27:56,469 --> 00:27:59,222 Ah, yes. CHARLES: Hey, come on. Sit down. 584 00:27:59,639 --> 00:28:01,724 There you go. 585 00:28:01,725 --> 00:28:03,976 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 586 00:28:03,977 --> 00:28:06,478 They tried to keep us apart, 587 00:28:06,479 --> 00:28:10,190 make me stick to my heart-healthy diet, 588 00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:11,984 but you found your way back to me. 589 00:28:11,985 --> 00:28:14,737 Oliver, keep going. 590 00:28:14,738 --> 00:28:16,488 Yeah... Why? 591 00:28:16,489 --> 00:28:18,324 I know you feel it, too. 592 00:28:18,325 --> 00:28:21,368 You want me... No, you need me to tear into you, 593 00:28:21,369 --> 00:28:24,496 you naughty little mistress. 594 00:28:24,497 --> 00:28:27,000 I know who Ben was talking to. 595 00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:29,126 - Wait! - Gimme that! 596 00:28:29,127 --> 00:28:30,420 Why don't you fuck the fuck off? 597 00:28:31,129 --> 00:28:34,132 You know what? Fucking happy to! 598 00:28:53,568 --> 00:28:55,070 You're not supposed to be here. 599 00:28:55,904 --> 00:28:57,906 We both know you're bad. 600 00:29:06,581 --> 00:29:08,583 God, I want you. 601 00:29:10,126 --> 00:29:12,128 I want you so fucking bad. 602 00:29:14,089 --> 00:29:16,091 But we both know you'll ruin my career 603 00:29:18,885 --> 00:29:20,178 and I'm gonna like it. 604 00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:38,613 Mm! 605 00:29:39,239 --> 00:29:40,739 Oh, my God! 606 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:42,659 Oh! 607 00:29:54,087 --> 00:29:55,839 What the fuck did you just do? 608 00:29:58,633 --> 00:30:00,135 You ate the whole thing. 609 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:04,180 You're disgusting. 610 00:30:07,142 --> 00:30:08,642 Loretta was right. 611 00:30:08,643 --> 00:30:10,270 You're a fucking pig. 612 00:30:11,855 --> 00:30:13,899 You're a fucking pig! 613 00:30:15,525 --> 00:30:19,361 You're a fucking pig. You... are... 614 00:30:19,362 --> 00:30:22,365 a fucking... pig! 615 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,285 Pig! 616 00:30:26,286 --> 00:30:29,121 Pig! You're a fucking pig! 617 00:30:34,002 --> 00:30:36,504 Fucking pig! 618 00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:58,442 This is Trixie. Please leave me a message. 619 00:30:58,443 --> 00:31:00,527 Uh, hey! 620 00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:02,905 It's, uh, it's me. It's Benny. 621 00:31:02,906 --> 00:31:04,406 Um... 622 00:31:04,407 --> 00:31:06,659 A-Are you guys coming to the show? 623 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:09,370 I really need you t-to be here. 624 00:31:09,371 --> 00:31:10,663 Uh... 625 00:31:10,664 --> 00:31:13,582 I've just never felt so alone. 626 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:16,001 OLIVER Ben! 627 00:31:16,002 --> 00:31:18,963 Everyone gets opening night jitters! I can talk you through it. 628 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,549 I-I gotta go. Please get here soon. 629 00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:24,511 I'm surrounded by people I can't trust. They're all out to get me. 630 00:31:38,316 --> 00:31:40,318 Uh... 631 00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:43,905 I'm good. 632 00:31:44,781 --> 00:31:45,782 I'm good. 633 00:31:47,325 --> 00:31:50,327 This whole time, it wasn't who Ben was talking to. 634 00:31:50,328 --> 00:31:52,204 It was what. 635 00:31:52,205 --> 00:31:55,165 You think if those last 30 minutes hadn't been so brutal, 636 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,085 maybe Ben wouldn't have needed to eat that cookie. 637 00:31:57,085 --> 00:31:58,545 Maybe he'd still be alive. 638 00:31:59,337 --> 00:32:00,589 That cookie! 639 00:32:02,591 --> 00:32:03,884 It was from Donna. 640 00:32:04,509 --> 00:32:07,136 Mabel, what did that review say about Ben's performance? 641 00:32:07,137 --> 00:32:10,389 It said he was as wooden as the lighthouse. 642 00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:13,183 Donna said that exact thing at sitzprobe. 643 00:32:13,184 --> 00:32:15,185 She'd read the review. 644 00:32:15,186 --> 00:32:18,230 A-And you know, she was always bragging about her connection to the paper. 645 00:32:18,231 --> 00:32:21,483 I bet she sweet-talked someone into slipping her a copy. 646 00:32:21,484 --> 00:32:23,611 She'd sabotage her own play? 647 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:25,614 It wasn't hers. 648 00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:28,532 It was her son's. 649 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:30,784 His first production. 650 00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:32,661 And if it had been panned, 651 00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:35,164 it could have also been his last. 652 00:32:40,879 --> 00:32:44,174 So, let's say Donna gets her hands on the review 653 00:32:45,175 --> 00:32:48,803 which says Ben is the weak link of the show. 654 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,811 That's odd. 655 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,532 She spots the rat poison. 656 00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,120 Then, the cookie. 657 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,666 And she gets the idea to poison Ben. 658 00:33:42,357 --> 00:33:45,025 She leaves him the cookie, knowing it's his weakness, 659 00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:47,111 and that he's in a bad spot emotionally. 660 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:49,572 The perfect temptation. 661 00:33:49,573 --> 00:33:52,741 All she has to do now is make sure he eats the cookie. 662 00:33:52,742 --> 00:33:56,412 Go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben. 663 00:33:56,413 --> 00:34:00,249 Do whatever it takes to get your ass ready to go on that stage. 664 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,252 Yeah. 665 00:34:04,379 --> 00:34:06,547 Oh, hey, you're here! 666 00:34:06,548 --> 00:34:08,465 Yeah, where the shit else would I be? 667 00:34:08,466 --> 00:34:10,051 Right. Well, how about we start shooting 668 00:34:10,051 --> 00:34:11,344 some behind-the-scenes stuff, huh? 669 00:34:11,344 --> 00:34:14,555 Look, dude, you... I-I'm not an animal in your zoo. 670 00:34:14,556 --> 00:34:17,349 So, we have our motive, the review. 671 00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:19,560 We have the murder weapon, a cookie. 672 00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:22,021 And when the cookie doesn't work, 673 00:34:22,022 --> 00:34:24,899 she pushes him down the elevator shaft. 674 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,026 She was in and out of that party all night. 675 00:34:27,027 --> 00:34:29,403 She could have easily made a murderous pit stop. 676 00:34:29,404 --> 00:34:30,655 So 677 00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:33,782 We have our killer, Donna. 678 00:34:33,783 --> 00:34:35,492 Which means we can get Loretta out! 679 00:34:35,493 --> 00:34:37,202 I-I don't know. 680 00:34:37,203 --> 00:34:39,163 Her arraignment's in 20 minutes, 681 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:40,873 and the courthouse is way downtown. 682 00:34:40,874 --> 00:34:42,583 And I'm all out of ladders. 683 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,919 And I can't cry twice in one day. 684 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,630 Unless I think of my dad. Or my mom. 685 00:34:47,631 --> 00:34:49,633 Or any moment from my childhood. 686 00:34:50,759 --> 00:34:52,301 Mabel, what is it? 687 00:34:52,302 --> 00:34:54,429 Nobody stops a bride. 688 00:34:59,601 --> 00:35:02,102 I still don't get why you guys wore tuxes. 689 00:35:02,103 --> 00:35:04,104 Oh, I never miss a chance to put on my tux. 690 00:35:04,105 --> 00:35:06,607 Last time I wore this was 1987 Emmys. 691 00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:08,275 Wait, wait! That means... Hey! 692 00:35:08,276 --> 00:35:10,069 - Bebe Neuwirth's phone number! - Ah! 693 00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:11,695 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! MABEL: Oh no! 694 00:35:11,696 --> 00:35:13,405 A bride needs a cab, please. 695 00:35:13,406 --> 00:35:16,450 - Bride. Bride needs a cab. - Oh, thank you. 696 00:35:16,451 --> 00:35:19,119 - You, out. You, in. - Thank you, ma'am! 697 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,329 That's very good. 698 00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:22,039 Wanna know what I wished for 699 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,335 over that birthday candle stuck in a tub of dip? 700 00:35:26,086 --> 00:35:27,086 You're looking at it. 701 00:35:27,087 --> 00:35:28,129 Thank you... 702 00:35:28,964 --> 00:35:32,091 Me with my two besties doing murder stuff. 703 00:35:32,092 --> 00:35:33,093 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 704 00:35:33,093 --> 00:35:35,010 Not a bad life. 705 00:35:35,011 --> 00:35:37,429 Wait. Whoa, whoa. Slow down. Y'all got an appointment? 706 00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:39,431 It's my wedding, ma'am. 707 00:35:39,432 --> 00:35:41,433 And you guys are, what, her two dads? 708 00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:43,436 That's right. We're the fathers of the bride. 709 00:35:43,436 --> 00:35:45,397 - Oh, that's fun. - So you got a groom in there? 710 00:35:45,897 --> 00:35:48,775 Why does there always have to be a groom? 711 00:35:49,901 --> 00:35:51,902 - Many happy returns. - Thank you. 712 00:35:55,407 --> 00:35:57,032 There she is. 713 00:35:57,033 --> 00:35:58,410 Loretta, wait! 714 00:36:00,662 --> 00:36:03,080 Oliver, what are you doing here? 715 00:36:03,081 --> 00:36:05,416 I came to stop you. Don't plead guilty. 716 00:36:05,417 --> 00:36:08,669 Wow. You look... great in orange. 717 00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,504 Oh! I do? 718 00:36:10,505 --> 00:36:12,799 Thanks. 719 00:36:13,717 --> 00:36:15,968 You look really nice, too. 720 00:36:15,969 --> 00:36:17,595 - I do? - Mm-hmm. 721 00:36:17,596 --> 00:36:19,847 - Oh, this old thing. - I... 722 00:36:19,848 --> 00:36:21,141 We know who murdered Ben. 723 00:36:21,850 --> 00:36:23,267 You only confessed to save Dickie, 724 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:24,936 but he didn't do it. And we can prove that. 725 00:36:24,936 --> 00:36:28,147 - You have to trust me. - I do. 726 00:36:28,148 --> 00:36:31,525 I trust you. I just... 727 00:36:31,526 --> 00:36:34,528 I've gone down this road so far already. 728 00:36:37,991 --> 00:36:39,491 Who do you think did it? 729 00:36:39,492 --> 00:36:41,702 Um, Oliver? 730 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:49,085 Fuckity fuck.