1 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:25,058 He is a French comedian. He was born on February 7, 1975. 2 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,392 - Dropped out of school... Yes! - Gad Elmale? 3 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,101 No. dropped out of school, 4 00:00:30,126 --> 00:00:32,747 and started directing video in Montpellier. 5 00:00:32,993 --> 00:00:35,911 In 2002 disguised as French Cup player 6 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:39,056 I raised the trophy in front by President Chirac. 7 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,908 Remy Gaillard? 8 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:43,455 There it is, on your screen. He is. 9 00:00:43,907 --> 00:00:48,201 He is with the team. He shakes the President's hand. 10 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:53,546 To him. Nobody reacts. 11 00:00:58,068 --> 00:01:01,935 The man you saw singing the national anthem, 12 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,680 does not belong to the national team. 13 00:01:04,705 --> 00:01:07,410 He is someone who showered at the party. 14 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,593 We don't know his name. 15 00:01:09,648 --> 00:01:17,226 - OTI NA NAI - 16 00:01:25,843 --> 00:01:29,976 SYNC SUBTITLES - JABEDAN© - 17 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:40,828 We do it. 18 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:43,486 Wasn't that perfect? 19 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:45,547 Cut! 20 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:57,209 I'm in pain. 21 00:03:58,289 --> 00:03:59,289 I'm in pain. 22 00:04:00,553 --> 00:04:01,553 I'm in pain. 23 00:04:01,798 --> 00:04:04,087 It's a broken bone which protrudes. 24 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,455 Don't laugh. Cut! Stop it. 25 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,582 I'm in pain. 26 00:04:09,607 --> 00:04:11,979 - What a slaughter. - Digging? 27 00:04:12,004 --> 00:04:13,961 Tearing and licking. 28 00:04:15,675 --> 00:04:16,675 Amazing. 29 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,587 I'm too old to die for a sketch. 30 00:04:19,465 --> 00:04:20,710 It was over! 31 00:04:21,005 --> 00:04:22,748 Two hours for two things. 32 00:04:26,011 --> 00:04:27,291 Your hand. 33 00:04:27,924 --> 00:04:29,964 Love, friend. Respect. 34 00:04:30,316 --> 00:04:32,143 Remy, I'm talking to you. 35 00:04:32,812 --> 00:04:35,599 - I paid 22 euros for the spray. - Relax. 36 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,011 - Who will pay? - I got dark. 37 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:40,242 May they be healed my hands 38 00:04:41,558 --> 00:04:43,135 Close the door. 39 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,655 My leg, you fool! 40 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:49,420 - It was super. - Super, but painful. 41 00:04:51,507 --> 00:04:53,084 Bye you fool. 42 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,245 See you, dumbass. 43 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:57,263 Don't forget, poker night. 44 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,795 Mission accomplished. 45 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:09,350 Doing whatever, we become whatever. 46 00:05:23,961 --> 00:05:25,473 You didn't come to dinner with my parents. 47 00:05:26,178 --> 00:05:27,512 - What time was it? - At 12.30. 48 00:05:27,537 --> 00:05:29,197 - What time is it now? - 15.00. 49 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,353 - It's a little late. - How much of a fool are you taking me for? 50 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:37,323 Please. 51 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,560 A moment. 52 00:05:38,854 --> 00:05:39,854 Yes. 53 00:05:49,743 --> 00:05:51,949 - What is this? - A picture of us. 54 00:05:51,974 --> 00:05:54,120 I see it's a picture of us. Why do I have a mustache? 55 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:57,395 Gerald painted it to you look like super mario 56 00:05:57,552 --> 00:06:00,257 He gives it to me. I'm sorry, I don't want to... 57 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:04,110 Didn't he get bored? Don't you want to move on? 58 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:07,657 You are a 38 year old ass. Why don't you get a job? 59 00:06:07,682 --> 00:06:10,553 Why don't we go home together to have children? 60 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,745 - How are babies made? - I don't know. 61 00:06:15,325 --> 00:06:16,325 What a fool! 62 00:06:20,202 --> 00:06:22,431 Normal stuff. 63 00:06:52,807 --> 00:06:54,551 How many times do I have to say it? 64 00:06:54,576 --> 00:06:56,269 Children's products they enter at a lower height. 65 00:06:56,591 --> 00:06:59,794 It's not difficult. Children's products at a lower height. 66 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:01,350 Move. 67 00:07:05,211 --> 00:07:07,499 Did you think about the conversation we had? 68 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,754 The kangaroo suit 69 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:15,265 No, for my part, may the wish be granted! The cowboy. 70 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:17,579 No, but your outfit she is very first. 71 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,688 Imagine that, Remy. Close your eyes and imagine. 72 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,964 A western, ala south. 73 00:07:22,989 --> 00:07:26,831 Camargue, dawn. Sunrise on the salt flats. 74 00:07:26,856 --> 00:07:28,979 A man arrives riding a white horse. 75 00:07:29,004 --> 00:07:30,253 He wears a hat. I. 76 00:07:30,278 --> 00:07:34,464 On the other hand, a Ferrari Testarossa. 77 00:07:34,489 --> 00:07:36,897 With bare bones with garter belts. 78 00:07:36,922 --> 00:07:39,673 I get down, take off my hat and the title appears. 79 00:07:39,698 --> 00:07:41,157 PROJECT TITLE 80 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,420 I'm working, my love. 81 00:07:44,526 --> 00:07:46,898 Yeah, you're cutting me off from work. 82 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:49,551 I've been waiting for two hours?! 83 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,757 - Take it. - I'm going to have a hard time. 84 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,261 I hadn't seen the time. 85 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,595 - Yes, don't worry. - I'm not worried, you bastard. 86 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,564 - There's a traffic jam. - But since you're on foot! 87 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,813 They delay me too it's not my fault. 88 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:06,801 Accelerate. My love, I'm coming. 89 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:15,585 The big star! Why would he take his girlfriend? 90 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:20,928 Nice! What will come next? Will you forget my name too? 91 00:08:20,953 --> 00:08:22,615 Hey, you there! 92 00:08:23,318 --> 00:08:25,644 We can take out a photo? 93 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:26,783 Naturally. 94 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:33,164 Shall we go? 95 00:08:36,111 --> 00:08:38,104 If you had listened to me... 96 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,397 What's going on? 97 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,960 A form of non-violence communication. 98 00:08:46,472 --> 00:08:49,224 A way to express what i feel 99 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,778 A bar of soap. I give you a bar of soap. 100 00:08:54,253 --> 00:08:55,253 Let's go. 101 00:08:56,997 --> 00:08:58,871 Why didn't you call me? 102 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,861 We didn't need naked in this farce. 103 00:09:01,886 --> 00:09:03,380 I do other things too. 104 00:09:03,405 --> 00:09:06,026 We didn't need them your bull nuts! 105 00:09:06,051 --> 00:09:08,838 - I can do a lot. - That remains to be seen. 106 00:09:08,863 --> 00:09:10,655 You are not a member of the group. 107 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,216 The boys are friends for ten years. 108 00:09:15,219 --> 00:09:17,046 Remy, tell them I belong. 109 00:09:17,071 --> 00:09:20,176 You are the president of the fan club of Remy Gaillard's friends. 110 00:09:20,201 --> 00:09:23,783 You are not an integral member of the team. are you deaf 111 00:09:23,808 --> 00:09:26,430 - Our most loyal fan. - But not one of us. 112 00:09:26,455 --> 00:09:29,317 Exactly. You are not one of us. 113 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,591 I have something to announce to you. 114 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,034 The Astronaut Prank, 115 00:09:35,059 --> 00:09:38,095 it already has 853,251 views. 116 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,112 Get it! What a success! 117 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,701 Mosque. 118 00:09:42,726 --> 00:09:45,597 Which means that from on 21.10 exactly, 119 00:09:45,622 --> 00:09:47,455 we have caught 1 billion views. 120 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,177 We made it! 121 00:09:50,202 --> 00:09:53,736 I have the numbers. 16,253,218 in Brazil. 122 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:57,315 21,444,112 views in Japan. 123 00:09:57,340 --> 00:10:01,290 And in Poland, 103,518,421 views. 124 00:10:01,403 --> 00:10:02,403 Not bad at all. 125 00:10:03,155 --> 00:10:07,318 I have more news. Tomorrow we will farce in a beauty salon. 126 00:10:07,343 --> 00:10:10,690 I can't tomorrow. I have tubercle class. 127 00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:15,721 Me neither. I'm going fishing with my father-in-law. 128 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:19,110 I'll fix the roof too. 129 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:21,807 I, however, am free. 130 00:10:22,169 --> 00:10:23,960 I, however, am free! 131 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,394 Give it, buddy. Give it! 132 00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:14,129 Hurry, or we'll be caught. 133 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,104 Okay, it is, okay. 134 00:11:17,881 --> 00:11:20,024 I don't see my blindness. 135 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:21,781 Come on get lost! Come. You left. 136 00:11:30,216 --> 00:11:31,331 Good morning. 137 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,301 I would like to my blow dry 138 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:40,250 It sucks. Disgust. You don't know how to make a movie. 139 00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:44,589 We also have jobs, Remy Patatrak. 140 00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:47,341 I got dark. I do it for you. 141 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,677 To escape from you miserable animals. 142 00:11:50,995 --> 00:11:53,278 Thank you. You are very generous. 143 00:11:53,406 --> 00:11:56,595 With a billion views and you do like amateurs. 144 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:57,751 Lost bodies! 145 00:11:57,776 --> 00:11:59,939 One billion views... Because, for us... It's not... 146 00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:03,697 You, my friend, are not... 147 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,858 In return, there is no... 148 00:12:09,422 --> 00:12:11,103 You have to enrich your vocabulary. 149 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:15,394 Remy, did you know that o Is Greg a musician? 150 00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:17,922 Did you know that, Remy? 151 00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:20,470 He asks you for five years to help him 152 00:12:20,495 --> 00:12:22,618 turning up the music of the internet, 153 00:12:22,643 --> 00:12:26,984 let's put out a record. But you, nothing. 154 00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:28,503 Zero. 155 00:12:28,598 --> 00:12:30,970 You only think about your party. 156 00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:33,237 How old is my daughter? tell me 157 00:12:33,262 --> 00:12:34,954 - I know. - Tell me. 158 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,457 He is 14 years old. 159 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:40,020 He is 14 years old and does a toddler go? Nice. 160 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:43,258 He is five years old. 161 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:45,241 - Five? - Yes, five. 162 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,579 Maybe she will it can be juiced. 163 00:12:46,604 --> 00:12:49,439 Hire her or take her no fool like him. 164 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:52,335 He will know how to juice. Isn't it a doll? 165 00:12:54,055 --> 00:12:58,186 Museum piece. Cash generating machine. 166 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:02,374 Stop brushing her. Cut off. Brush your hair. 167 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:08,959 You know what you remind me of? Do you know what you look like? 168 00:13:09,817 --> 00:13:11,053 With a Parisian. 169 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,750 This was not nice. 170 00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:15,909 find his mother but not this. 171 00:13:15,953 --> 00:13:17,661 - Parisian! - Parisian? 172 00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:20,175 I applaud proudly where is parisian 173 00:13:20,518 --> 00:13:21,877 I will kill you. 174 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,849 We said don't call him that Parisian. 175 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,448 You relax. It's over. 176 00:13:31,473 --> 00:13:33,714 Give him some massage. Relax him. 177 00:13:33,739 --> 00:13:35,981 - Do you want me to pull you? - Yes, give it to him! 178 00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:39,102 You are a big headache. 179 00:13:39,127 --> 00:13:40,891 Pull me. 180 00:13:40,916 --> 00:13:42,243 Fools. 181 00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:44,225 Proud to be Parisian? 182 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,788 I will kill you. You missed it! 183 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,557 I told you not to you call me Parisian 184 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,725 Old bastard. 185 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,956 can you hear me Give it to him. 186 00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,513 He takes it back. 187 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,241 Parisian? 188 00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,323 Stop, stop. 189 00:14:02,348 --> 00:14:04,092 You will hit. 190 00:14:04,117 --> 00:14:06,110 That's enough. He understood. 191 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,804 Give it to him. 192 00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:16,847 Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. Our guest for tonight, 193 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,600 the internet troublemaker, the jester of montpellier, 194 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,751 Remy Gaillard. Remy, good evening. 195 00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:23,974 Good evening. 196 00:14:24,378 --> 00:14:26,869 Remy creates little diamonds, 197 00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:30,048 which see thousands on their computer screens. 198 00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:32,798 They become a success not only in France, 199 00:14:32,823 --> 00:14:34,899 but also all over the world. 200 00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:43,346 Before hitting the streets, 201 00:14:43,371 --> 00:14:46,206 Remy Gaillard was one ordinary man. 202 00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:50,172 The kid from Montpellier, went a long way 203 00:14:50,197 --> 00:14:54,693 from the time he was in school and did everything possible. 204 00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:58,942 His hobby video for 15 years, 205 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:01,838 they are hugely successful beyond our borders, 206 00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:05,611 turning him into an international one internet superstar. 207 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,736 The man of one billion views, 208 00:15:09,761 --> 00:15:12,189 claims that the his methods did not change. 209 00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:14,660 One camera, much moderation, 210 00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:18,979 and a group of loyal friends having fun together. 211 00:15:22,402 --> 00:15:26,150 The artist states that everyone they can do whatever. 212 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:31,178 But they must have courage, skills, self-control, 213 00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:32,863 and imagination. 214 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:37,151 Thanks for accepting our invitation. 215 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,674 Thanks for the invitation. 216 00:15:38,811 --> 00:15:40,803 When you're Remy Gaillard, 217 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:44,092 and you're famous in superlative degree, 218 00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:47,642 you start to lose touch with reality? 219 00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:51,869 Actually, no I want to answer you. 220 00:15:51,894 --> 00:15:55,892 It's been ten years since then when I'm whatever 221 00:15:55,917 --> 00:16:00,540 I hope I'm all that and remain like everyone else. 222 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:05,202 I hope to stay anyway. 223 00:16:22,094 --> 00:16:27,914 FOR REMY 224 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,221 OK, it writes. 225 00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:34,804 What the heck? 226 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:37,402 Remy, ignore the formatting of this video. 227 00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:41,210 These are important which I will tell you. 228 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,710 We are together above since ten years. 229 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,577 All this time did i feel like a fool?. 230 00:16:47,602 --> 00:16:49,809 I expected us to do guys, let's travel. 231 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,661 I was waiting for you to mature. 232 00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:54,704 I'm tired of waiting. I won't wait any longer. 233 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,306 That's why I decided 234 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,809 to go to South America for four months. 235 00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,332 And when I come back, I hope to find someone 236 00:17:02,785 --> 00:17:06,830 to build my life with him. Do you understand this? 237 00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,749 Stop pretending. 238 00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:12,765 You wanted to be so what? Congratulations. 239 00:17:12,977 --> 00:17:15,647 Now, try it to become someone 240 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,779 Someone. 241 00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:21,230 How do I get rid of this effect? 242 00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:43,086 Gerald. I came to see what you are doing. Take me, as soon as you hear the message. 243 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,330 Arno, I'm Remy. everything ok 244 00:17:46,945 --> 00:17:51,524 Call me. Yesterday, I wasn't myself. 245 00:17:51,762 --> 00:17:55,012 Greg, I'm your old friend, Remy. i take you 246 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,547 for your music. 247 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:02,484 For the reggae. I'm in. Call me. 248 00:18:02,893 --> 00:18:05,151 Arno, take me. 249 00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:08,711 Gerald, it's me. No one picks it up. Take me. 250 00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:11,900 I've been calling for two hours. Two hours! 251 00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:14,828 Two hours and no I got no answer. 252 00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:17,914 You're not just stupid. You are a piece of cake! 253 00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:21,117 I will come from there and I will I'll put you on the wood. 254 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,469 - A photo? - Yes, of course. 255 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,465 Stupid! 256 00:18:26,581 --> 00:18:28,206 They are all toms. 257 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,508 Tomaria. 258 00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:33,935 Hair! 259 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,719 Thanks. 260 00:18:57,744 --> 00:19:00,875 - Do you want something stronger? - No, thanks, I'm fine. 261 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,828 Alcohol gives me diarrhea. 262 00:19:02,853 --> 00:19:05,680 Well, to my official anointing. 263 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:23,492 Let's go away. There are only virgins in here. 264 00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:28,119 Let's go from the bakery let's eat some pizza 265 00:19:28,144 --> 00:19:30,525 and party all night! 266 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,210 I can't, Remy. 267 00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:35,915 My parents are strict. I will eat punishment. 268 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,736 I have school tomorrow. 269 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,837 - How old are you? - 16. You? 270 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:49,008 Good evening. 271 00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:50,095 What will you get? 272 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,204 I want a chicken with tomato, a sausage pie, 273 00:19:53,229 --> 00:19:56,868 a quiche Lorraine, a croissant with ham, a chocolate croissant. 274 00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,398 An Italian sandwich, spaghetti with minced meat, 275 00:20:01,423 --> 00:20:04,266 triple cheese, grilled Camembert. 276 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:09,023 I'll have a strawberry tart too, 277 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,070 a cookie and one butter croissant. 278 00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:13,797 -These. -What will you get? 279 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:15,919 A chocolate milkshake. 280 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,828 - Aren't you fat? - No. Exercise. 281 00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:23,578 - Do you do sumo? - Sometimes, with guys like you. 282 00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:27,330 - You are pregnant. - You're an idiot. 283 00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:32,724 I'll have a fruit tart too and I'll treat you to one too. 284 00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:34,623 - Really? - I'll treat you to a tart. 285 00:20:34,648 --> 00:20:37,240 Me too a pizza. Do you like it? 286 00:21:31,816 --> 00:21:33,643 We did everything possible. 287 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:41,759 A YEAR LATER 288 00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,583 The treatment is going very well. 289 00:21:46,608 --> 00:21:50,475 You will continue the same treatment for another week. 290 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,707 Only one week. Don't worry. 291 00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:58,438 I will write you the recipe. And I'll give you some pills. 292 00:21:58,978 --> 00:22:02,312 Three times a day, every pill, of course. 293 00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:05,729 This, three times the day, at least. 294 00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:09,503 I will write you all. 295 00:22:10,327 --> 00:22:14,195 This is for sleep. Three times, every night. 296 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,839 One before bed, one when you fall into bed 297 00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:18,237 and one against during the night. 298 00:22:18,518 --> 00:22:22,646 Is this the whole cure? Because it's not much. 299 00:22:22,671 --> 00:22:28,284 I mean, compared to our relationship problem. 300 00:22:28,736 --> 00:22:32,167 Increase the dose. These are not enough. 301 00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:34,231 I could, but I think they are enough. 302 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:36,967 Only the drugs they also have side effects. 303 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:40,909 - Decreased libido. - I went dark about libido. 304 00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:44,670 I don't want prevention, I want treatment. 305 00:22:44,695 --> 00:22:48,110 Remy can't do it shenanigans for life. 306 00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:50,034 These are nothing. What are these? 307 00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:53,105 Kind of like aspirin. Give him the right dose. 308 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,130 Stop it. 309 00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:56,380 Mr. Gaillard. 310 00:22:56,405 --> 00:22:57,405 Isn't it nice? 311 00:22:57,558 --> 00:23:00,356 Underneath it says, Sales. 312 00:23:00,935 --> 00:23:03,620 From now on you are in sales. 313 00:23:03,775 --> 00:23:07,986 What is it? We sell and sell again. 314 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:14,265 The secret is the maintenance cream. 315 00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:18,539 Let's do a simulation. Sit down. 316 00:23:19,468 --> 00:23:22,967 Here, we don't leave nothing to chance. 317 00:23:23,627 --> 00:23:26,788 We have brochures, pens, adhesive tape. 318 00:23:26,813 --> 00:23:28,391 Not all of that counts. 319 00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:32,277 What counts it's the candies. 320 00:23:32,824 --> 00:23:38,245 If the wife, who listens to you, make him catch a candy, 321 00:23:38,270 --> 00:23:41,203 to unravel it and kiss her? 322 00:23:41,228 --> 00:23:42,556 What does it mean? 323 00:23:42,581 --> 00:23:46,709 That she chewed that disgust you sold her and you have her in your pocket, Remy. 324 00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:47,803 Ok; 325 00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:50,818 You have to do it your subordinate. 326 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,537 Enchant her. 327 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,606 What I suggest you... 328 00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:04,146 Forget the sound effects. He will pass you off as spoiled. 329 00:24:04,438 --> 00:24:07,107 It's easy. Listen the music of words. 330 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,021 Do you hear the wave? It's like a wave. 331 00:24:12,323 --> 00:24:14,648 With the maintenance cream... 332 00:24:14,673 --> 00:24:18,195 Like the sound pebbles make when the wave is pulled. 333 00:24:21,131 --> 00:24:22,131 Yes. 334 00:24:25,536 --> 00:24:28,537 Exactly! You will sell the product, can you hear me? 335 00:24:30,984 --> 00:24:32,775 Excellent! Excellent! 336 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:35,533 Remy! 337 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,440 Remy! 338 00:24:40,233 --> 00:24:43,841 Come see my neighbor, Remy Gaillard. He's a friend. 339 00:24:43,866 --> 00:24:46,736 To him. The one who comes out on television. 340 00:24:47,123 --> 00:24:49,365 - Who? - Remy Gaillard. The neighbor. 341 00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:51,881 The guy from the internet who does that yes? 342 00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:53,733 He. He is my friend. 343 00:24:54,296 --> 00:24:55,296 Remy! 344 00:24:55,949 --> 00:24:57,443 Come and meet my cousin 345 00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:58,460 Remy! 346 00:24:58,818 --> 00:25:00,703 - Why doesn't he answer? - He is tired. 347 00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:01,728 Remy! 348 00:25:01,753 --> 00:25:05,779 Mr. Gattuso, hello. Do you see? We eat. 349 00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,526 - Can I have an autograph? - He'll give it to you later. 350 00:25:08,551 --> 00:25:10,343 - He will pass. - Later. 351 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:12,945 What an owl. 352 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:18,671 I was wondering about her internet connection. 353 00:25:18,696 --> 00:25:20,653 We can put it back at home? 354 00:25:21,216 --> 00:25:22,216 ok... 355 00:25:23,351 --> 00:25:26,060 I understand. I don't mind. 356 00:25:26,085 --> 00:25:29,917 What is the internet anyway? An open window to the world. 357 00:25:31,339 --> 00:25:34,838 You need the world when you don't have a good time at home 358 00:25:34,863 --> 00:25:38,647 We have a good time at home us, so we don't need it. 359 00:25:41,251 --> 00:25:46,209 Although it would be nice to we also had some entertainment. 360 00:25:47,334 --> 00:25:49,243 We wouldn't get bored. 361 00:25:59,297 --> 00:26:02,022 Remy has made great progress. I see it. 362 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:04,696 He is kind, understanding. 363 00:26:04,721 --> 00:26:07,472 He does everything to me help with my pregnancy 364 00:26:13,387 --> 00:26:14,929 Thierry was amazing. 365 00:26:14,954 --> 00:26:17,113 Graduation, from sexual side. 366 00:26:17,138 --> 00:26:19,047 You want to do it like rabbits. 367 00:26:19,072 --> 00:26:20,483 Don't you feel the same way? 368 00:26:21,669 --> 00:26:23,211 Yes, of course. 369 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:25,701 It's perfect. 370 00:26:43,925 --> 00:26:44,925 HAIR 371 00:26:57,896 --> 00:26:59,474 Open up, Remy. 372 00:26:59,499 --> 00:27:02,334 You can't give up. You are whatever. 373 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,562 We are whatever and we do whatever it takes. 374 00:27:05,587 --> 00:27:07,164 Don't give up. 375 00:27:10,636 --> 00:27:13,602 I believe in myself. I'm confident. 376 00:27:13,879 --> 00:27:16,796 I can overcome my symptoms. 377 00:27:17,487 --> 00:27:20,358 I believe in myself. I'm confident. 378 00:27:20,493 --> 00:27:23,114 I can overcome my symptoms. 379 00:27:23,139 --> 00:27:24,139 Well. 380 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:27,782 Who would want to speak first? 381 00:27:30,127 --> 00:27:31,215 Good morning. 382 00:27:32,268 --> 00:27:34,889 Good morning. I'm Augusten. It's my first day. 383 00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:40,703 From the age of five... 384 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:41,963 i am... 385 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:46,536 ...I'm addicted on automatics... 386 00:27:51,173 --> 00:27:54,257 ...to the automatic sprinklers. It's part of my life. 387 00:28:03,864 --> 00:28:05,774 I'm addicted to long hair. 388 00:28:10,793 --> 00:28:12,584 To shop girls. 389 00:28:23,029 --> 00:28:25,485 Anyone else? Does he want to talk to us? 390 00:28:25,636 --> 00:28:26,917 Good morning. 391 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:28,561 Good morning, Remy. 392 00:28:29,033 --> 00:28:30,658 Thanks. I'll take one. 393 00:29:27,759 --> 00:29:29,170 Hello, my love. 394 00:29:36,587 --> 00:29:39,043 Mussels in white wine. It's a Peruvian dish. 395 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,713 Large stuffed mussels with onions and corn. 396 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,548 I also put a little bit of lemon. 397 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:47,248 Since you're hungry after job, look what I got you. 398 00:29:47,404 --> 00:29:49,195 Tortillas with sauce. 399 00:29:49,798 --> 00:29:52,040 It's spicy, you'll see. 400 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:56,110 Isn't that good? 401 00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:59,191 My father called. He is excited. 402 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:00,841 He says you are doing very well. 403 00:30:24,902 --> 00:30:26,361 Sweetie! 404 00:30:27,047 --> 00:30:28,523 Thank you very much. 405 00:30:29,499 --> 00:30:33,449 Yes. I told you. He will be here on Tuesday. 406 00:30:34,924 --> 00:30:36,964 See you on Tuesday. Very well. 407 00:30:37,332 --> 00:30:39,823 Your car will it is ready at 15.00. 408 00:30:39,961 --> 00:30:42,547 Thank you very much. Goodbye, Mrs. Bero. 409 00:30:44,992 --> 00:30:46,403 How from here? 410 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:48,859 - Are you okay? -You; 411 00:30:48,899 --> 00:30:51,242 I flew to see one customer and said to pass. 412 00:30:52,823 --> 00:30:54,937 - Do you have five minutes for a coffee? - Five minutes? 413 00:30:54,962 --> 00:30:56,670 I have ten for you! 414 00:31:13,064 --> 00:31:14,393 I will kill you. 415 00:31:15,592 --> 00:31:17,051 Now I'm here. 416 00:31:17,347 --> 00:31:18,924 I fill tanks. 417 00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:21,039 Lubricate, lubricate. 418 00:31:21,361 --> 00:31:23,030 Lubricate, lubricate. 419 00:31:23,763 --> 00:31:24,922 Like your mother. 420 00:31:27,114 --> 00:31:28,258 I'm kidding. 421 00:31:29,442 --> 00:31:32,055 - I don't hold a grudge against Remy. - Not in the least? 422 00:31:32,095 --> 00:31:33,095 At all; 423 00:31:33,205 --> 00:31:35,039 He always made us we pay for the broken ones. 424 00:31:35,496 --> 00:31:36,496 Correctly. 425 00:31:42,382 --> 00:31:44,540 - We had a good time. - Sure. 426 00:31:44,565 --> 00:31:48,729 The other day, I was showing you colleague the prank with the radar. 427 00:31:48,754 --> 00:31:50,379 I have to admit, 428 00:31:50,404 --> 00:31:52,942 that I cracked a smile. 429 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:55,288 - You laughed. - Yes, I laughed. 430 00:32:16,556 --> 00:32:18,430 We were all bombarded. 431 00:32:32,788 --> 00:32:34,614 Do you remember this? 432 00:33:33,581 --> 00:33:35,241 We were big fans. 433 00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:37,554 That's it. 434 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:42,688 Come on guys. You're a doll, Sandra. 435 00:33:43,946 --> 00:33:45,202 Good morning, Remy. 436 00:33:46,048 --> 00:33:47,507 Go through. 437 00:33:47,995 --> 00:33:50,284 - Good morning, mom. - Good morning, my love. 438 00:33:52,318 --> 00:33:54,906 Welcome to our poor house. 439 00:34:04,845 --> 00:34:08,286 We visited the doctor. He was amazing. 440 00:34:08,364 --> 00:34:10,290 Excellent doctor. 441 00:34:10,836 --> 00:34:12,460 Yes. And what did he say? 442 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:15,754 That Remy should shift his passion. 443 00:34:16,646 --> 00:34:20,561 This Kombogiannite had me said the same when I quit smoking. 444 00:34:20,611 --> 00:34:23,363 I started playing squash. I became a different person. 445 00:34:23,388 --> 00:34:24,882 I confirm it too. 446 00:34:24,907 --> 00:34:26,650 Do you like squash, Remy? 447 00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:46,456 You don't see that I am on the phone? It is important. 448 00:34:52,184 --> 00:34:56,099 - Remy likes bullfights. - With real bulls? 449 00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:58,489 The weekend we saw a herd, 450 00:34:58,816 --> 00:35:01,852 and Remy fell in love a bull. 451 00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:19,228 - Does the doctor think this is a good idea? - He thinks it's a great idea. 452 00:35:19,811 --> 00:35:22,680 He's a doctor, not a vet. 453 00:35:22,705 --> 00:35:24,828 So, do us a favor. 454 00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:31,398 May the doctor do us a favor. 455 00:35:31,659 --> 00:35:32,904 What a fool! 456 00:35:33,377 --> 00:35:35,584 A toast. Remy is in trouble. 457 00:35:36,864 --> 00:35:38,322 Remy, Remy... 458 00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:39,889 What a fool! 459 00:35:41,414 --> 00:35:42,414 Cerium; 460 00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:46,749 It's a fruit. With pink skin and flesh white with pits. 461 00:35:46,774 --> 00:35:50,022 It's very juicy and refreshing. 462 00:35:50,477 --> 00:35:52,185 I don't understand you 463 00:35:52,515 --> 00:35:56,737 but among the traditional we have fruit products, 464 00:35:56,923 --> 00:36:00,090 like Pretoria pineapple, pentaneuro, 465 00:36:00,115 --> 00:36:02,024 ginger 466 00:36:02,049 --> 00:36:06,047 The sweet and sour lamb stuffing made the city famous. 467 00:36:06,396 --> 00:36:08,479 My lamb causes... 468 00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:17,990 Remy! 469 00:36:19,535 --> 00:36:22,951 what's going on Is something wrong my love? 470 00:36:22,976 --> 00:36:26,404 what are you doing What got you? Sometimes you get confused. 471 00:36:26,732 --> 00:36:27,840 You are elsewhere. 472 00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:31,294 Are you here or not? 473 00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:34,663 Not the animals. 474 00:36:53,423 --> 00:36:55,195 You can't will you sleep my heart 475 00:36:56,817 --> 00:36:58,525 His little head. 476 00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,691 These are his little eyes. 477 00:37:01,543 --> 00:37:02,961 His neck. 478 00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:05,750 HAIR 479 00:37:06,904 --> 00:37:08,233 His little leg. 480 00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:12,734 His knee. His hips. 481 00:37:13,775 --> 00:37:15,336 His brain. 482 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:16,995 DO IT AGAIN! 483 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,359 His legs. 484 00:37:19,265 --> 00:37:20,807 His femur. 485 00:37:20,828 --> 00:37:22,651 - OTHERWISE I WILL DO IT. HAIR. - Who is he? 486 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,214 His stomach. 487 00:37:25,706 --> 00:37:28,162 His heart. Hear her knocking. 488 00:37:29,673 --> 00:37:31,297 His bladder. 489 00:37:32,023 --> 00:37:33,566 His butt. 490 00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:36,964 His pancreas. 491 00:37:38,585 --> 00:37:40,624 This is, wait... 492 00:37:42,979 --> 00:37:44,838 That's... Yeah. 493 00:37:59,663 --> 00:38:01,406 In the lion's mane 494 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:04,838 I like mortadella And the Lyon sausage 495 00:38:04,863 --> 00:38:06,686 In the lion's mane. 496 00:38:07,624 --> 00:38:09,265 I like to drink champagne. 497 00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:11,881 In the lion's mane. 498 00:38:12,485 --> 00:38:15,107 I will make you mine. 499 00:38:15,132 --> 00:38:16,543 Yours! 500 00:38:17,673 --> 00:38:19,547 In the lion's mane. 501 00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:22,183 In the lion's mane. 502 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:23,878 Em Si Raga! 503 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:36,747 My regards to the Nursing Home Martagal. You rocked it. 504 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,642 It went well. We had fun. You are first. 505 00:38:39,721 --> 00:38:41,963 You sent me positive energy. 506 00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:46,278 And a message to everyone those who struggle everyday, 507 00:38:46,303 --> 00:38:49,008 and resist Babylon. 508 00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:52,533 Power! Leave it to us. 509 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:03,579 Your old repertoire was more to their taste. 510 00:39:03,713 --> 00:39:07,545 But I have given up the traditional ones. 511 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,629 I've turned it into reggae. 512 00:39:09,654 --> 00:39:12,026 Anyway, I had to you should have informed us. 513 00:39:17,174 --> 00:39:18,240 Dosto. 514 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,365 Paleobromiari. 515 00:39:31,263 --> 00:39:34,264 Put makeup on Remy too. He is our star. 516 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:37,038 Otherwise why is all this happening? 517 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:42,240 Remy, do your best. I rarely ask for help. 518 00:39:42,265 --> 00:39:44,038 Sir, we are ready for the shoot. 519 00:39:44,063 --> 00:39:46,471 Well. Tell me what to do and where to stand 520 00:39:46,496 --> 00:39:48,121 I will obey like a puppet. 521 00:39:48,146 --> 00:39:50,859 There, there. 522 00:39:53,046 --> 00:39:54,873 It's fine there. 523 00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:57,249 - Clapper board. -AutopΙuspΙus, download 1st. 524 00:39:58,107 --> 00:39:59,934 I'll change their lights. 525 00:40:00,644 --> 00:40:01,647 Action. 526 00:40:02,795 --> 00:40:06,538 At AutopIuspIus, we listen to the customer. 527 00:40:06,563 --> 00:40:09,267 You will receive a personalized advice. 528 00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:12,127 Your requirements have our full attention. 529 00:40:12,152 --> 00:40:14,312 AutopIuspIus is the best. 530 00:40:14,337 --> 00:40:17,687 Quality products and one team of professionals. 531 00:40:17,712 --> 00:40:20,062 Dedicated and always at your disposal. 532 00:40:20,087 --> 00:40:21,538 With ears stretched. 533 00:40:21,563 --> 00:40:23,437 It is included the maintenance cream. 534 00:40:23,834 --> 00:40:25,792 The best product of our company. 535 00:40:26,087 --> 00:40:28,343 Even used, the car is like new. 536 00:40:28,368 --> 00:40:31,073 While mom is making dinner, dad shines. 537 00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:33,718 Nothing better than one family polishing. 538 00:40:33,743 --> 00:40:36,624 Nothing better than one family polishing. 539 00:40:36,649 --> 00:40:39,866 As well as our dates are completed with a gift, 540 00:40:39,891 --> 00:40:43,260 I offer you the deposit someone from our team. 541 00:40:43,377 --> 00:40:45,913 I'm sure it will recognize him. 542 00:40:46,374 --> 00:40:49,162 But of course. It's Remy Gaillard. 543 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,524 AutopIuspIus is great. 544 00:40:56,818 --> 00:40:59,719 It looks professional work. 545 00:40:59,927 --> 00:41:04,008 It looks serious. It's for cutting veins. 546 00:41:04,179 --> 00:41:07,008 And tasteful, fun, good performances. 547 00:41:07,335 --> 00:41:09,500 That's all I have to say it is, congratulations. 548 00:41:10,362 --> 00:41:13,481 You seem to too you got the point. 549 00:41:13,506 --> 00:41:16,792 Honestly, I'm proud for you my love 550 00:41:22,256 --> 00:41:25,147 No, honey, it's not... 551 00:41:26,446 --> 00:41:30,444 Seriously, for the job that I take my hat off to you. 552 00:41:30,846 --> 00:41:31,846 The cap. 553 00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:42,770 - I'm not like the others. - That's why I love you. 554 00:41:43,228 --> 00:41:45,496 - I differ. - I know Remy. 555 00:41:45,521 --> 00:41:46,521 I am very different. 556 00:41:47,728 --> 00:41:49,187 Is something going on? 557 00:42:42,575 --> 00:42:44,319 But what are you doing? 558 00:42:45,686 --> 00:42:47,356 I sleep and you 559 00:42:48,513 --> 00:42:51,872 are you wearing a zebra outfit? 560 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,673 What will come next? Bees, giraffes? 561 00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,685 The whole zoo, while i sleep? 562 00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:59,462 Is that what you call love? This is not love, Remy. 563 00:42:59,487 --> 00:43:01,989 You can't wear any zebra you see. 564 00:43:17,233 --> 00:43:22,146 MAGNETIC TOMOGRAPHY MAMMOGRAMS 565 00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:28,176 You are his contact, at case of accident. 566 00:43:28,891 --> 00:43:32,098 It was hard to recognize him in the snail costume. 567 00:43:32,132 --> 00:43:33,997 He was wearing it when he was crushed. 568 00:43:34,576 --> 00:43:37,216 I won't lie. His life is in danger. 569 00:43:37,694 --> 00:43:39,308 The chances are that live is thin. 570 00:43:40,682 --> 00:43:42,556 Now can we take a picture? 571 00:43:42,877 --> 00:43:45,118 My kids love you. Jossian! 572 00:43:45,143 --> 00:43:46,145 Please; 573 00:43:46,912 --> 00:43:49,932 Put both us in the picture. 574 00:43:59,438 --> 00:44:00,454 Hair! 575 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:02,045 Remy! 576 00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:03,416 Remy! 577 00:44:04,690 --> 00:44:06,350 You're gone, Remy. 578 00:44:08,168 --> 00:44:11,064 Snail... freeway... 579 00:44:11,412 --> 00:44:13,618 Did you play the snail prank? 580 00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:15,849 Am I part of the team, Remy? 581 00:44:17,505 --> 00:44:20,506 Yes, you are part of the team. 582 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:22,573 Because by doing, 583 00:44:23,131 --> 00:44:25,041 whatever, 584 00:44:25,087 --> 00:44:29,197 we become whatever. 585 00:44:29,997 --> 00:44:31,160 Hair! 586 00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:34,101 Is anyone here? 587 00:44:35,316 --> 00:44:36,644 Cardiac arrest. 588 00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:38,920 Cardiopulmonary resuscitation. 589 00:44:40,683 --> 00:44:41,963 I have no pulse. 590 00:44:58,672 --> 00:45:01,508 Mr. Gaillard, I'm sorry. 591 00:45:31,048 --> 00:45:33,005 I know it's a bad time, 592 00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:35,521 but we can shall we take a picture? 593 00:45:37,999 --> 00:45:38,999 Thanks! 594 00:45:40,136 --> 00:45:41,464 Dot. 595 00:45:45,038 --> 00:45:46,532 Hair... 596 00:45:47,543 --> 00:45:48,545 Courage. 597 00:45:54,079 --> 00:45:55,079 Hair... 598 00:46:22,103 --> 00:46:24,796 Don't take it so badly. It's not your fault. 599 00:46:27,463 --> 00:46:31,917 What happened to him it's a tragedy, but... 600 00:46:31,942 --> 00:46:34,205 ...it's not your responsibility. It's not... 601 00:46:34,682 --> 00:46:37,694 You didn't cause it. You didn't want it to happen. 602 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,206 Eat your oatmeal. 603 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:44,915 We all have free will. 604 00:46:48,412 --> 00:46:50,654 You didn't touch your food. Eat some. 605 00:46:57,350 --> 00:47:01,806 what are you doing You started again to do whatever yes? 606 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,514 To be sure! 607 00:47:06,768 --> 00:47:08,670 I'll do whatever it takes. 608 00:47:10,189 --> 00:47:12,893 To be whatever again. 609 00:47:22,845 --> 00:47:26,538 It's nice when the school year ends. 610 00:47:27,548 --> 00:47:32,225 The summer holidays today they start. 611 00:47:33,186 --> 00:47:38,983 Our parents are here. To pick us up from school. 612 00:47:39,008 --> 00:47:43,812 Time to run. And let's play. 613 00:47:43,837 --> 00:47:46,037 Long live the holidays! 614 00:47:48,767 --> 00:47:49,767 Well done! 615 00:47:51,525 --> 00:47:52,525 Well done! 616 00:47:54,025 --> 00:47:55,768 My friend's daughter! 617 00:47:56,058 --> 00:47:57,552 Cut off. Cut off. 618 00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,613 Did you have to do anything? 619 00:48:05,634 --> 00:48:10,027 Anyway, I'm glad you came to see her. I admit it. 620 00:48:12,316 --> 00:48:14,854 - Why are you smiling? - Because I'm glad to see you. 621 00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:19,524 Pinch me. 622 00:48:19,928 --> 00:48:23,535 - I'm not an easy person. - No, you certainly aren't. 623 00:48:23,661 --> 00:48:28,449 I admit, it was fun. We laughed a lot, but it's over. 624 00:48:28,557 --> 00:48:31,198 If I could do it over again, I wouldn't do it. 625 00:48:31,223 --> 00:48:32,682 Me neither. 626 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:37,530 In your life, trust me. With none. 627 00:48:37,555 --> 00:48:40,837 I have the best memories, but with none. 628 00:48:41,982 --> 00:48:44,059 Not even if we were paid. 629 00:48:44,084 --> 00:48:47,412 Not even if I was getting paid. 630 00:48:49,953 --> 00:48:51,744 With money, things change. 631 00:49:08,644 --> 00:49:09,889 Thanks. 632 00:49:15,509 --> 00:49:17,052 You like the bagpipes. 633 00:49:17,077 --> 00:49:21,656 Thanks. I have a tendency to medieval music. 634 00:49:21,681 --> 00:49:25,663 Druids, menir... 635 00:49:28,639 --> 00:49:31,569 - What does that mean? - It's the basics. 636 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:34,429 The food is ready in Brittany. 637 00:49:34,568 --> 00:49:37,803 Yes, but this is Montpellier. 638 00:49:38,733 --> 00:49:42,232 I saw you sing reggae. Now you're pretending to be Celtis. 639 00:49:42,516 --> 00:49:44,508 British, Celtic. 640 00:49:44,533 --> 00:49:46,609 You did zouk, heavy metal. 641 00:49:46,634 --> 00:49:48,972 You have played Australian didgeridoo. 642 00:49:49,094 --> 00:49:51,003 Shaman Psalms. 643 00:49:51,514 --> 00:49:54,717 Drums, Masonic music, hip hop... 644 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,818 - Classical music. - Of course. 645 00:49:56,913 --> 00:49:58,696 British pop. 646 00:49:58,721 --> 00:50:00,558 - Jewish music. - But of course. 647 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:01,781 Flamenco. 648 00:50:02,181 --> 00:50:03,889 You've done it all, Greg. 649 00:50:03,984 --> 00:50:07,103 Only you can do it do whatever you want. 650 00:50:07,381 --> 00:50:10,964 You are an artist. Born for anything. 651 00:50:11,459 --> 00:50:16,619 We can have a marriage Michael Jackson and Celtic. 652 00:50:42,732 --> 00:50:47,109 I have a meltdown at work. Baptisms, weddings, Holy Communion. 653 00:50:47,202 --> 00:50:48,862 Look here. 654 00:50:50,651 --> 00:50:52,644 Videos Gerald. What are you telling me! 655 00:50:52,669 --> 00:50:56,570 We also have a website. Come in and see. You will have fun. 656 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,835 We have fifty visits the week. 657 00:50:58,860 --> 00:51:00,929 With none! From all over the world? 658 00:51:00,954 --> 00:51:03,991 Leave us alone. For locals business, it's a big deal. 659 00:51:04,110 --> 00:51:07,101 You don't understand it, but o people love my work. 660 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:10,800 Me too. You are unique. The shaking hand. 661 00:51:10,825 --> 00:51:12,171 An incessant blur. 662 00:51:12,196 --> 00:51:15,316 Anyone could do it, but only you can do it. 663 00:51:16,177 --> 00:51:19,812 I'm glad to finally you recognize my talent 664 00:51:20,124 --> 00:51:22,289 - Even if you lick me. - But no... 665 00:51:22,314 --> 00:51:23,765 Yes, yes. That's why I won't come. 666 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:26,296 Everyone is in. It will be like before. 667 00:51:26,321 --> 00:51:28,777 - You can't refuse. - Of course I can. 668 00:51:29,024 --> 00:51:31,693 If you're my friend, like you say, you must understand. 669 00:51:32,410 --> 00:51:34,782 Respect my choice. 670 00:51:36,605 --> 00:51:39,772 - I respect your choice. - Nice. 671 00:51:41,244 --> 00:51:45,375 I have to go, catch up the cutting of the cake. 672 00:51:45,884 --> 00:51:48,353 - Nice. - See you, buddy. 673 00:51:48,378 --> 00:51:50,750 Come by my office. You will like it. 674 00:52:17,972 --> 00:52:21,762 Videos Gerald. My icing on the cake. 675 00:52:39,562 --> 00:52:41,632 Damn you. 676 00:53:22,954 --> 00:53:25,030 Put it forward! Put it forward! 677 00:53:25,265 --> 00:53:26,265 Go ahead! 678 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,132 Put it forward! 679 00:53:30,273 --> 00:53:32,184 Let the rage take over! 680 00:53:34,076 --> 00:53:38,904 It felt so good. I had forgotten how good it feels. 681 00:53:44,172 --> 00:53:47,134 You're a scumbag. That's who you are. 682 00:53:48,004 --> 00:53:51,415 My camera was broken, Remy. They broke my camera. 683 00:53:54,885 --> 00:53:58,641 Stop crying, Gerald. I have a good camera for you at home. 684 00:53:58,666 --> 00:54:02,766 She was professional. Expensive! 685 00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:06,746 Professional material? You are not a professional. 686 00:54:06,913 --> 00:54:08,407 You are an amateur. 687 00:54:08,877 --> 00:54:10,226 Admit it was fun. 688 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,367 You had fun. 689 00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:15,743 You thoroughly enjoyed it. 690 00:54:23,265 --> 00:54:25,258 Thief! Thief! 691 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:33,155 I'll change your lights old softened. 692 00:54:33,180 --> 00:54:35,089 - Give it back. - I didn't steal anything. 693 00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:36,905 Give immediately. 694 00:54:38,003 --> 00:54:39,137 - You didn't steal anything? - No. 695 00:54:39,162 --> 00:54:40,705 Give immediately! 696 00:54:41,628 --> 00:54:42,956 Enough! 697 00:54:45,419 --> 00:54:47,875 You know what happened to the last one where did he go to steal me? 698 00:54:48,469 --> 00:54:49,618 I cut his balls off. 699 00:54:50,866 --> 00:54:52,325 And I roasted them on the fire. 700 00:54:52,696 --> 00:54:54,071 Listen to me, you bastard. 701 00:54:54,096 --> 00:54:56,986 Next time, you will I make minced berry, 702 00:54:57,370 --> 00:54:59,042 and I will send her to the strait. 703 00:54:59,403 --> 00:55:01,307 Front kick! Abdominal kick. 704 00:55:01,498 --> 00:55:05,425 I'll break your teeth and you will find yourself with another hole. 705 00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:08,222 Brat. I will teach you. 706 00:55:10,837 --> 00:55:12,456 What's up, Benjamin? 707 00:55:12,539 --> 00:55:14,800 - Is it your child? - Yes, what's going on? 708 00:55:14,887 --> 00:55:16,298 He started crying. 709 00:55:16,323 --> 00:55:20,071 The clean one, got one of things by mistake. 710 00:55:20,096 --> 00:55:24,230 - I raised the voices and he got scared. - Benjamin, did you steal something? 711 00:55:24,255 --> 00:55:27,933 No, no. Don't talk like that. It's not the kid's fault. 712 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,618 It happened by mistake. 713 00:55:29,643 --> 00:55:32,120 Let's forget about it. Come on, a treat for you. 714 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:37,066 - Thank the gentleman. - Thank you, sir. 715 00:55:37,091 --> 00:55:40,198 My pleasure. Come back to us. We love children here. 716 00:55:40,223 --> 00:55:43,941 Come again with the mother. Mostly with your mom. 717 00:55:48,246 --> 00:55:50,702 - What the hell, idiot? - What do you want here? 718 00:55:56,410 --> 00:55:58,735 Welcome to cave of Ali Baba. 719 00:56:00,217 --> 00:56:03,004 I thought it was your warehouse. 720 00:56:03,084 --> 00:56:05,658 Here you will find all of of course the uniforms. 721 00:56:05,807 --> 00:56:08,284 Fruit fly, deer, bears... 722 00:56:08,722 --> 00:56:12,302 Within 48 hours, I can I have found you what you want. 723 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:15,363 Even always? Because it is an endangered species. 724 00:56:15,388 --> 00:56:18,175 Whatever you like! You can even choose the color. 725 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,511 A blue panda. 726 00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:22,482 Stop, why you will blow us away. 727 00:56:23,209 --> 00:56:25,830 The mother of all Bengals. 728 00:56:28,837 --> 00:56:31,754 Johnny Hallyday wanted them for his concert. 729 00:56:33,268 --> 00:56:34,342 I refused. 730 00:56:34,367 --> 00:56:36,111 I have all the parts. 731 00:56:36,136 --> 00:56:40,617 Doormat, stink balls, water guns, fireworks. 732 00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:02,930 To take. 733 00:57:05,619 --> 00:57:07,279 Sorry, did I hurt you? 734 00:57:24,252 --> 00:57:25,746 Let's pick a point. 735 00:57:26,089 --> 00:57:27,881 Anywhere, we don't care. 736 00:57:33,268 --> 00:57:34,549 Montpellier. 737 00:57:35,954 --> 00:57:39,121 Laugh or shake the petals. 738 00:57:41,742 --> 00:57:43,735 Today we gathered here... 739 00:57:44,822 --> 00:57:47,063 ...to commission you a mission. 740 00:57:47,546 --> 00:57:51,413 Transfer these words to our brothers. 741 00:57:51,492 --> 00:57:55,537 Dress up as bears, dragonflies, cheese or carrot. 742 00:57:56,075 --> 00:57:59,776 Pass this message on to men and women... 743 00:57:59,801 --> 00:58:02,422 ...that are stuck in their miserable lives... 744 00:58:03,084 --> 00:58:07,545 ...and limit to be in them. 745 00:58:09,606 --> 00:58:13,189 Pass this message on beyond our villages... 746 00:58:14,371 --> 00:58:16,941 ...beyond our borders. 747 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:23,622 And do whatever it is... 748 00:58:23,647 --> 00:58:26,136 ...wherever it is. 749 00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:30,885 Because today, more than ever... 750 00:58:30,910 --> 00:58:36,574 ...doing whatever, we can be anything! 751 00:59:31,103 --> 00:59:32,182 Stop! 752 00:59:35,726 --> 00:59:38,845 Push, my lady. Push. 753 00:59:40,965 --> 00:59:42,589 I said stop! 754 00:59:52,796 --> 00:59:54,421 Congratulations. 755 01:00:04,676 --> 01:00:06,467 My little daughter. 756 01:00:08,825 --> 01:00:10,818 Why are you made of latex? 757 01:00:12,662 --> 01:00:15,746 Nothing happened. I love you no matter what you are. 758 01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:17,765 She is wonderful. 759 01:00:18,603 --> 01:00:20,726 Plastic, but lovely. 760 01:00:21,582 --> 01:00:23,540 Honey, where's the baby? 761 01:00:33,806 --> 01:00:35,383 can i keep her 762 01:00:41,297 --> 01:00:44,765 Cut it out. Don't get on my nerves. 763 01:00:46,850 --> 01:00:49,155 It's not like that, baby. 764 01:00:56,438 --> 01:01:00,717 Congratulations. You're going to be a great dad. 765 01:01:01,808 --> 01:01:04,844 I can't wait to polish the whole family. 766 01:01:05,233 --> 01:01:07,356 Nothing like it family polishing. 767 01:01:08,021 --> 01:01:09,765 It's over, Remy. 768 01:01:12,156 --> 01:01:13,864 Are you going to do whatever? 769 01:01:16,018 --> 01:01:19,304 I can ask you something before you go? 770 01:01:19,377 --> 01:01:20,954 Of course, Jean Claude. 771 01:01:21,713 --> 01:01:23,587 Can I come too? 772 01:01:41,487 --> 01:01:42,946 please 773 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:53,428 IN 10 MONDAYS, REMY AND FRIENDS THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO HIM AGAIN 774 01:01:54,527 --> 01:01:55,938 do you pull 775 01:02:01,646 --> 01:02:04,184 Good evening. Today we will the police rodeo. 776 01:02:04,209 --> 01:02:07,482 I do it for you I do it for France. 777 01:03:45,036 --> 01:03:47,005 Bastards! Tramps! In Tsakidia! 778 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,097 Get down! 779 01:03:53,192 --> 01:03:55,600 Get down, you! 780 01:03:57,725 --> 01:04:02,280 Get down, get down! 781 01:06:52,913 --> 01:06:54,740 If the cops come, what do we do? 782 01:07:54,841 --> 01:07:58,669 VETERINARY CLINIC 783 01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:09,521 BANK 784 01:09:27,437 --> 01:09:30,208 - BANK - - CLOSED - 785 01:09:57,184 --> 01:09:59,504 All good. 786 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:02,293 Stop! 787 01:11:00,492 --> 01:11:01,821 What the heck? 788 01:11:04,502 --> 01:11:05,523 Get down. 789 01:11:09,446 --> 01:11:11,040 Bastard. 790 01:11:45,731 --> 01:11:47,190 They cut. 791 01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:50,411 Sisters! 792 01:14:26,906 --> 01:14:29,148 Wait! 793 01:14:29,523 --> 01:14:31,038 Stop! 794 01:14:32,585 --> 01:14:34,406 Where to get! 795 01:15:03,863 --> 01:15:06,246 Come inside. 796 01:15:32,856 --> 01:15:34,600 The bastard! 797 01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:37,404 What a moron! 798 01:15:40,361 --> 01:15:42,769 We will find you. Don't worry. 799 01:15:47,557 --> 01:15:49,182 You messed with the wrong person. 800 01:15:54,845 --> 01:15:56,802 Do you think it's funny? 801 01:15:57,311 --> 01:15:58,853 Get down. 802 01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:41,307 TO OUR FRIEND MALLIA, WHO LEFT US EARLY 803 01:16:46,493 --> 01:16:48,781 And here I do everything possible. 804 01:16:48,886 --> 01:16:50,262 Hair; 805 01:16:50,299 --> 01:16:52,133 Mallias is in the clouds. 806 01:16:52,158 --> 01:16:54,876 - Hello, guys. - What are you doing, boys? 807 01:16:56,149 --> 01:16:58,225 - Hair! - Who are we? 808 01:16:58,250 --> 01:16:59,563 Oh yes! 809 01:16:59,588 --> 01:17:02,055 - And what do we do? - Whatever. 810 01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:08,197 SYNC SUBTITLES - JABEDAN© - 811 01:17:10,707 --> 01:17:15,665 Performance - Customization ARISTEA METZITAKOU