1 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:17,699 They're online, Charlie! They're online. 2 00:00:17,703 --> 00:00:19,803 What's online? 3 00:00:19,807 --> 00:00:22,007 I never knew this before, but there are, like, thousands of documents, 4 00:00:22,011 --> 00:00:25,217 unredacted, about what actually went down on that island. 5 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:28,457 -Like interviews, salacious photos... -Yeah, wow, dude, great. 6 00:00:28,591 --> 00:00:32,264 Hey... ...can you tell me if this is hot enough? I can't... I can't tell, man. 7 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,999 Goddamn, dude! That's... that's boiling water. 8 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:38,243 I mean, yeah, but is it boiling hot or is it just boiling regular? 9 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:39,742 How is that not burning you? 10 00:00:39,746 --> 00:00:41,550 I don't know. Perk of the boiler man, I guess. 11 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,516 If you think that's hot enough, we're good. 12 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,255 Dude, look how many documents Frank dumped on us this year. 13 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:47,758 All these papers, dude. 14 00:00:47,762 --> 00:00:49,762 I don't care about Frank's documents, Charlie. 15 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:52,601 I'm talking about online documents. It's a treasure trove. 16 00:00:52,605 --> 00:00:55,841 Well, I mean, we gotta focus on the offline documents, dude. 17 00:00:55,845 --> 00:00:57,711 It's boiling day, okay? 18 00:00:57,715 --> 00:01:00,755 We got to boil and stain all the year's paperwork, okay? 19 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:02,554 If we don't do that, Frank's gonna be pissed. 20 00:01:02,558 --> 00:01:04,024 Speaking of stain, did you bring the dye? 21 00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:06,095 -I got Kool-Aid. -Uh... 22 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,165 -Yeah, that'll work, I guess, yeah. -Yeah, dude, ah, 23 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,875 this is so fascinating, like, how deep this goes. 24 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:15,284 Powerful men, millionaires, scantily-clad young women. 25 00:01:15,483 --> 00:01:19,321 I mean, I think we can finally figure out what went down on that island. 26 00:01:19,325 --> 00:01:20,925 -Mmm. -Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 27 00:01:20,929 --> 00:01:22,795 Yeah, I'm thinking with this Kool-Aid, actually, 28 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,599 these documents could wind up being pretty delicious. 29 00:01:24,603 --> 00:01:26,469 -What? -I'm thinking maybe like a soup 30 00:01:26,473 --> 00:01:28,405 or a stew or something. Good plan, Mac. 31 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:30,480 Did-did you think that that's what I was thinking? 32 00:01:30,648 --> 00:01:32,949 Because, like, then we're not just throwing them in the trash all stained up. 33 00:01:32,953 --> 00:01:36,856 We're going to eat them and then poop them, flush them, 34 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:36,889 We're going to eat them and then poop them, flush them, and then they'll really be gone. 35 00:01:36,893 --> 00:01:38,593 And then they'll really be gone. 36 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:40,564 I've been saying the word "online" and "island," like, 37 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,702 over and over and over again, so it doesn't make any sense. 38 00:01:42,706 --> 00:01:44,538 Yeah. You're going on and on and on about that, 39 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:46,341 but, dude, I'm not really, like, a current events guy. 40 00:01:46,345 --> 00:01:47,515 Current events? 41 00:01:47,615 --> 00:01:49,451 What island do you think I'm talking about? 42 00:01:51,255 --> 00:01:52,625 Scantily-clad women. 43 00:01:54,262 --> 00:01:55,765 Millionaires. 44 00:01:56,466 --> 00:01:58,165 Soup is not involved. 45 00:01:58,169 --> 00:01:59,573 I'm trying to do a thing 46 00:01:59,673 --> 00:02:01,342 -where I need you... -Gilligan's Island. 47 00:02:01,442 --> 00:02:02,741 And then you were gonna say... Yeah, you got it. 48 00:02:02,745 --> 00:02:04,377 -That was it? I knew it. -Yeah, but I... 49 00:02:04,381 --> 00:02:05,918 I thought you were gonna say... 50 00:02:06,185 --> 00:02:08,425 Was there another island you could have been referencing? 51 00:02:08,456 --> 00:02:11,616 Epstein's Island, and then I was going to be able to deliver that in a cool way. 52 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:13,296 -But it is Gilligan's Island? -Yeah. 53 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,445 It's weird they never got off the island. 54 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,888 That's the tip of the iceberg with this show, Charlie. 55 00:02:41,188 --> 00:02:42,948 There's, like, a whole conspiracy about this. 56 00:02:43,192 --> 00:02:44,926 They... They didn't do a hundred episodes. 57 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,399 Okay, so? 58 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,234 A hundred. 100. Do you know what 100 means? 59 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:50,708 One less than 200, go on. 60 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:53,710 -No, that would be 199. -199 one hundreds? 61 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:55,814 That's like a billion, isn't it? 62 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:59,656 A show needs to make 100 episodes to get into syndication, 63 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:02,628 and then if it gets into syndication, it makes money forever. 64 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:03,501 Oh. 65 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:04,770 So why stop one short? 66 00:03:04,903 --> 00:03:08,209 Maybe somebody wanted it stopped. 67 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:11,011 -Right. -All right, all right, just... 68 00:03:11,015 --> 00:03:12,417 just throw 'em anywhere. 69 00:03:12,518 --> 00:03:14,251 -What? Whoa! -Don't worry about it. 70 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:16,455 What is this, dude? We're already up to our ears in boxes. 71 00:03:16,459 --> 00:03:19,059 -You're killing me here. -This is a busy year. A lot of schemes. 72 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:22,033 What the hell are you guys complaining about? At least you get to be inside. 73 00:03:22,037 --> 00:03:24,538 Yeah, he's got us painting the outside of the bar in a monsoon. 74 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:27,544 They destroy the documents. You repaint the bar. 75 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:29,920 -I lie to the accountant. Tradition. -Yeah. 76 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,391 -He's got a living heir. -Who? The accountant? 77 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:35,464 Sherwood Schwartz, who's the creator of Gilligan's Island. 78 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:38,035 -He's got a grandson. -Okay, so? 79 00:03:38,537 --> 00:03:40,637 Charlie, take this to its logical conclusion. 80 00:03:40,641 --> 00:03:42,646 If he's got a living heir, then... 81 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:45,016 Ooh. 82 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:47,589 What? 83 00:03:47,722 --> 00:03:50,256 We pitch him the final episode and finally give the Schwartz family the episode... 84 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:53,296 We can finally give the Schwartz family the end and we can get... 85 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,466 -We can get Gilligan's into syndication. -Stop, stop. 86 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:58,277 Mac, you have been talking about Gilligan's Island nonstop 87 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:00,777 for the last 48 hours. I don't know what the fuck is going on. 88 00:04:00,781 --> 00:04:03,282 Nobody's conspiring to stop Gilligan's Island 89 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,418 from making 100 episodes. 90 00:04:04,422 --> 00:04:06,359 That's ridiculous. 91 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,394 If anyone's conspiring, it's the goddamn government taxing us endlessly. 92 00:04:09,398 --> 00:04:11,135 What are they even spending it on? I mean... 93 00:04:11,368 --> 00:04:13,302 Aliens, and not the Mexican kind, the ones from outer space. 94 00:04:13,306 --> 00:04:15,106 -I saw a whole documentary on it. -I saw that too. 95 00:04:15,110 --> 00:04:16,943 -Did you see it? -That was crazy. 96 00:04:16,947 --> 00:04:18,079 -Yeah. -Where they're-they're in the ocean... 97 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,716 To steal our technology. 98 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,118 They're down there trying to steal our tech. 99 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:22,721 -It's the Bluetooth. -It's the Bluetooth. 100 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:24,258 -They're after the Bluetooth. -Yeah. 101 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:26,061 Aliens are traveling across the galaxy... 102 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,633 With that technology to steal our technology, 103 00:04:28,637 --> 00:04:30,307 Bluetooth, that never works 104 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,541 and never pairs with our printers that also never work. 105 00:04:32,545 --> 00:04:35,580 Good theory! All right, just stop drinking the Kool-Aid. 106 00:04:35,584 --> 00:04:37,344 I only drank, like, a little bit of it, so... 107 00:04:37,354 --> 00:04:39,325 That's not what I was talking about. 108 00:04:39,491 --> 00:04:41,526 I was talking about the metaphorical Kool-Aid. You happen to be drinking both. 109 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,501 All right? Listen, guys. 110 00:04:43,634 --> 00:04:46,469 Boil, toil, and for the love of God, stop talking about Gilligan's Island. 111 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,941 -Come on, let's go. -We got more documents to get. 112 00:04:48,945 --> 00:04:51,348 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Hey, Charlie? 113 00:04:51,983 --> 00:04:53,855 I got to show you something. 114 00:05:02,572 --> 00:05:04,041 -Right? -Uh, yeah. 115 00:05:04,308 --> 00:05:05,807 Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, 116 00:05:05,811 --> 00:05:07,447 the movie star and the rest. 117 00:05:07,648 --> 00:05:09,252 And the rest. 118 00:05:09,484 --> 00:05:10,951 Is there anything strange about that opening to you, Charlie? 119 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:13,193 Yes, dude, like, where was the color? 120 00:05:13,694 --> 00:05:15,532 Oh, they... they went to color in season two. 121 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:17,167 Oh, yeah, okay, cool. 122 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:19,602 Can you imagine being there when people became color? 123 00:05:19,606 --> 00:05:21,639 Like, what that was like for everybody? 124 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:23,075 Look around and being like, you know, like, 125 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:25,116 "Oh, God, we're all color now," like... 126 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:26,854 Crazy time. 127 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:31,095 You know, people have always been color, right? 128 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:34,401 Since season two of Gilligan's Island, you're saying. 129 00:05:35,003 --> 00:05:37,509 Either way, we're focusing on the wrong things, okay? 130 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,245 We need to figure out 131 00:05:39,478 --> 00:05:41,850 why they didn't want us thinking about those two characters. 132 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:44,054 "And the rest"? Why not just say their names? 133 00:05:44,488 --> 00:05:47,260 Okay, so, the Professor, he is a man of science. 134 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:50,000 He can make a radio out of a coconut, but he can't fix a boat? 135 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:52,333 Weird, actually, when you think about it. 136 00:05:52,337 --> 00:05:55,273 I think the Professor is the linchpin that blows this whole thing wide open. 137 00:05:55,277 --> 00:05:58,149 Professor, yeah, yeah. Too bad we can't talk to him, yeah. 138 00:05:58,382 --> 00:05:59,448 Maybe we can. 139 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:07,998 What do they put in these things? 140 00:06:10,473 --> 00:06:12,477 Isn't this cool, man? 141 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:15,805 Look, if you're gonna solve a conspiracy, you gotta have some good reenactments. 142 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:17,522 Dude, how did we get here? 143 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:20,360 In our minds. We're imagining it as we're talking about it. 144 00:06:20,493 --> 00:06:21,853 -It's just so much more fun. -Oh. 145 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:23,376 -That is a good way to do it. -Yeah. 146 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,832 There you two are. 147 00:06:24,836 --> 00:06:27,340 Oh, Dennis is the Professor. That makes sense. 148 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:30,614 Well, yeah, it makes sense. Again, we're the ones imagining it. 149 00:06:30,814 --> 00:06:33,315 We're in your apartment talking about it, imagining this happening. 150 00:06:33,319 --> 00:06:35,153 We're imagining, yeah, we did say he would be the Professor. 151 00:06:35,157 --> 00:06:36,856 -Okay, I get it. I get what's going on. -You got it? 152 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,893 Use this brush to keep the fire going for the stewpot. 153 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:42,237 We'll head to the other side of the island to harvest the giant vegetables 154 00:06:42,404 --> 00:06:43,937 from the radioactive seeds. 155 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:46,809 -Whoa, radioactive seeds. Good pot. -Oh. 156 00:06:46,813 --> 00:06:49,582 Reporting for duty, Professor. 157 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:54,024 We hear that manual labor is very rewarding. 158 00:06:54,028 --> 00:06:55,259 Right, Lovey? 159 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:57,401 Well, it'll be most rewarding when it's over. 160 00:06:57,535 --> 00:06:58,833 Yeah. So funny. 161 00:06:58,837 --> 00:07:00,575 Goddamn it, why am I Mrs. Howell? 162 00:07:00,808 --> 00:07:03,246 -Because I'm imagining you as her. -No, no, no, no. 163 00:07:03,547 --> 00:07:05,387 -I gotta be Ginger or Mary Ann. -Mmm. 164 00:07:05,483 --> 00:07:08,285 You know, 'cause I've got, like, the glamour of a movie star 165 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:11,262 mixed with that, uh, spunky, girl-next-door charm. 166 00:07:11,462 --> 00:07:13,028 Dee, you have neither. 167 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,634 You are a hollowed-out husk of a woman way past her prime. 168 00:07:15,638 --> 00:07:17,069 You're more Mrs. Howell. 169 00:07:17,073 --> 00:07:18,740 -What? -Should I be the Skipper? 170 00:07:18,744 --> 00:07:20,243 Why are they arguing with us if it's our imagination? 171 00:07:20,247 --> 00:07:22,351 Well, we're a very argumentative crew, 172 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:24,519 -and I'm just imagining them fighting... -Yeah, for sure. 173 00:07:24,523 --> 00:07:26,622 -Over everything all the time. -Arguing happens constantly. 174 00:07:26,626 --> 00:07:28,630 Yeah, you know what else I'm picturing? 175 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:30,066 Ow! 176 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,367 Oh, goddamn it! 177 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:35,443 You coconuted her, and you're picturing her in pain, which is funny. 178 00:07:35,678 --> 00:07:38,617 No, that really hurt. Fine, fine, I'll be Mrs. Howell. 179 00:07:38,717 --> 00:07:40,984 Yeah, no. I'm okay as I am. Come on, Lovey. 180 00:07:40,988 --> 00:07:44,328 Those vegetables won't harvest themselves. 181 00:07:44,529 --> 00:07:46,061 -Come. -If only! 182 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:48,031 -Let's go. -Yeah, before you get another coconut. 183 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,075 He didn't wanna get coconuted. 184 00:07:50,139 --> 00:07:52,110 Oh, hey, hey, Professor, a word. 185 00:07:52,411 --> 00:07:56,887 Um, hey, before you get started on those vegetables, um, can I ask you a question? 186 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,791 Why don't you just fix the boat? 187 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:00,791 Fix the boat? 188 00:08:00,795 --> 00:08:02,699 Yes, like, fix it and get us off the island. 189 00:08:02,898 --> 00:08:05,332 Yeah, I mean you built that. You're talking about radioactive shit. 190 00:08:05,336 --> 00:08:07,203 Yeah, you got a wheelbarrow, you got a house... 191 00:08:07,207 --> 00:08:09,513 As far as I know, there's just a hole in a boat. 192 00:08:09,679 --> 00:08:12,413 It's just a hole in the boat, so you want to try to use the wheelbarrow tech. 193 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:15,457 Well, I suppose from an engineering standpoint, I could use... 194 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:17,991 Ah-ah-ah, Professor. 195 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:20,697 If we don't get going, the vegetables will be eaten up 196 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,135 by the wild animals before we can get to them. 197 00:08:23,139 --> 00:08:24,872 The birds. 198 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:27,014 You can't trust the birds. 199 00:08:27,815 --> 00:08:29,351 You're absolutely right. 200 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,422 The vegetables are vulnerable. 201 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:32,825 Boat talk can wait. 202 00:08:33,693 --> 00:08:34,796 Whoa. 203 00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:36,529 -That was weird, dude. -That was weird. 204 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:38,800 -Yeah, what does she mean about the birds? -Yeah. 205 00:08:38,804 --> 00:08:40,608 -You can't trust the birds? -What? 206 00:08:40,841 --> 00:08:43,510 -What's up with the birds? -No, no, I meant that the Howells 207 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:45,947 were stopping the Professor from fixing the boat. 208 00:08:45,951 --> 00:08:48,857 The birds are... They've got nothing to do with it, dude. 209 00:08:48,957 --> 00:08:51,057 You're off on the wrong foot. 210 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:54,097 Yeah. You know, speaking of the wrong feet, I think I put my shoes on backwards. 211 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:57,575 That is so stupid. That is the dumbest joke. 212 00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:59,712 Why do you keep getting a laugh track, huh? 213 00:08:59,812 --> 00:09:01,078 I'm just... I'm picturing getting a laugh track. 214 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,548 -Don't whack me. -And then they... 215 00:09:02,552 --> 00:09:03,983 What is that? 216 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:05,654 It's some boos and some "oohs" and some "ahs." 217 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,190 -It's not an "ooh" show. -It is now. 218 00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:11,832 -This is bullshit. This is bullshit. -There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 219 00:09:11,836 --> 00:09:14,103 -Hey man, why no girls, right? -Oh. 220 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:16,942 Ginger, Mary Ann, like, why aren't we picturing them? 221 00:09:16,946 --> 00:09:18,680 'Cause I hate women and I don't want to think about them. 222 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,621 -Oh, is that why? -Yeah, look... 223 00:09:20,788 --> 00:09:22,587 Do you mind if I just picture them really quick? No, it's all right. I... 224 00:09:22,591 --> 00:09:24,123 No. You're thinking about the wrong things. 225 00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:25,861 Look, man, we got to get into Sherwood Schwartz's head. 226 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,064 -Right. -Wh... What did he want us to think? 227 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,302 The man was a genius. What was he trying to tell us? 228 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:30,369 The man was a genius. What was he trying to tell us? I mean, this is the guy that created The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island. 229 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:34,578 I mean, this is the guy that created The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island. 230 00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:37,622 -Right. Okay, he's giving us clues. Uh... -Yes. 231 00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:40,323 Islands, uh, kids, uh, 232 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:42,360 yeah, it's all come full circle. 233 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,096 This is so stupid. 234 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,673 It's not even up to Sherwood Schwartz's standards. 235 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,305 Hey! 236 00:09:48,309 --> 00:09:51,178 That? It's just not a boo show, okay? It doesn't boo. 237 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:52,948 -They don't boo anything. -Can we just boil? 238 00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:54,952 Because that's what we're supposed to be doing. 239 00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:58,092 Yeah, why are we getting relegated to boiling? It doesn't make any sense. 240 00:09:58,096 --> 00:10:00,935 -You know what? I think these are done. -What are? 241 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,172 The documents. These are good to go, man. 242 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:07,147 Radioactive vegetables. What was Schwartz trying to tell us? 243 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,980 The Howells were rich and powerful. 244 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,416 -Rich, yeah. -So the... 245 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,992 Like, controlling science, chemicals... 246 00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:16,763 Maybe he was trying to warn us about chemtrails. I gotta figure this out. 247 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,466 Well, I gotta take this to the trash chute 248 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,974 before I leave a chemtrail in my apartment. 249 00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:23,680 I miss the laugh track, yeah. 250 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,798 You can't trust the birds. 251 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,268 Bird! Bird! 252 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:39,407 Dude, I saw a bird, like a... ...carrier pigeon. 253 00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:42,246 Okay, watching me dumping the documents. Remember what the Howells said? 254 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,656 "You can't trust the birds." They said it themselves, dude. 255 00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:46,154 And there's a bird out there. 256 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:48,058 -Holy shit, dude. -Right? 257 00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:50,162 I'm thinking, like, maybe it's a government spy or something 258 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,734 that's gonna spy on us and it's gonna tell our secrets to the government. 259 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:55,339 -That's the only explanation, man. -That doesn't make any sense. 260 00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:56,909 That's not what I was talking about at all. 261 00:10:56,913 --> 00:10:58,713 -Yeah? -I'm talking about your shirt. 262 00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:00,415 The logo from the receipt. 263 00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:03,259 Oh, shit. Okay, I see that. You know what happened, dude? 264 00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:05,459 I don't think it boiled all the way through. 265 00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:05,492 I don't think it boiled all the way through. That's on me. That's my bad. I should've... I should've looked closer. 266 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:07,229 That's on me. That's my bad. I should've... I should've looked closer. 267 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,869 No, I'm talking about what the actual logo is. 268 00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,576 That's Risk E. Rat. 269 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:14,344 -We haven't been back there for years. -Oh, shit. That's right. 270 00:11:14,348 --> 00:11:17,956 Now why would Frank have us boil, like, a really old document like that? 271 00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:20,192 We've already destroyed those documents. 272 00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:21,730 I smell a rat. 273 00:11:25,971 --> 00:11:27,938 -I smell that too, yeah. -Yeah. 274 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:29,142 It's probably under the boxes. 275 00:11:29,244 --> 00:11:30,910 -There's definitely a dead rat. -Yeah. 276 00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,313 -There's multiple dead rats. -There it is. I see it. 277 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,887 -You saw it? Yeah. -Yeah. I'll get it. 278 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,491 This one's for a Cybertruck 279 00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:38,526 This one's for a Cybertruck and this is for the water park. 280 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,263 And this is for the water park. 281 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,507 -Yeah, dude, this is weird. -Whoo, whoo! 282 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:44,809 Oh, my goodness. 283 00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:48,111 Whoo! You guys are so lucky you're in here where it's warm. 284 00:11:48,115 --> 00:11:50,521 -It's terrible outside. I... -Hey. 285 00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,059 -What am I looking at? -You tell us, Frank. 286 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:56,160 The receipts, old receipts. Why do you have us boiling old receipts? 287 00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,168 Yeah, what's the deal, dude? 288 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,340 Well, it's duplicates. 289 00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:02,077 It's doubles. 290 00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:03,909 That's the oldest accounting trick in the book. 291 00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:06,281 An accounting trick. That's your explanation? 292 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,453 Yeah, accounting trick. 293 00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:10,861 That does seem logical. 294 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,459 -You're buying that? -Yeah, I think... 295 00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:13,997 All right, but there's weirder shit going on, Frank. 296 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,838 Like, what's your explanation for, uh, 297 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:18,405 why the castaways never got off of Gilligan's island, huh? 298 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:20,009 Well, they did. They did. 299 00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:21,444 -They did? -Yeah, they got off. 300 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,315 -They got off in the movies. -What movies? 301 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:26,154 They made three TV movies, and they got off the island, 302 00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:27,638 but they had to get back on the island 303 00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:30,099 because there's no show if they're off the island. 304 00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:31,770 TV movies? Wha... Wha... 305 00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,435 Yeah, they had three of them. 306 00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:36,074 -And the Harlem Globetrotters were there. -What? 307 00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:38,984 You know about this, Mac? 308 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,590 Stop drinking the Kool-Aid. 309 00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:43,263 -Get back to work. -All right. 310 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,423 -Both of you. -Okay. 311 00:12:44,427 --> 00:12:45,893 -I gotta go back out and paint. -Yeah. 312 00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:46,967 Is this white? 313 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,135 -All right, good. Yeah. -That's what I want. I'm going. 314 00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,139 Talking about Globetrotters. Dude, what is he talking about? 315 00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:53,580 You remember Harlem Globetrotters? 316 00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:55,680 He's right. I forgot about the movies 'cause I... 317 00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:58,018 -you know, I don't consider them canon. -Seems crazy to me. 318 00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:01,391 -So what happened in the TV movies? -What do you think, dude? 319 00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:05,369 -Basketball. -Mac, what the hell's happening? 320 00:13:05,504 --> 00:13:07,638 The Harlem Globetrotters played robots 321 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:09,808 to save the island from an evil billionaire. 322 00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:12,146 What? Dude, I didn't imagine that. 323 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:14,885 I'm imagining it and I'm imagining all of him. 324 00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:18,491 Don't make them laugh at that because they weren't there yet 325 00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:21,101 -with that kind of humor. -Get off the court, Gilligan. 326 00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:26,407 -Dee, what are you wearing? -Made a helmet. 327 00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:29,046 Now you can't conk me with a coconut, you dumb bitch. 328 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,455 Professor, Lovey. 329 00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:33,660 Uh, we have some unfinished business. 330 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,096 -Oh. Yes. -Yes, yes. 331 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,100 -All right. -Oh. Yes. 332 00:13:37,768 --> 00:13:40,068 -That was close. That... Nah. -Yeah. 333 00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:41,706 -I'm sorry, man. I tried. -Yeah. 334 00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:44,110 All right, well, what's the deal? Where are they going off to? 335 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,214 Oh, there's this whole subplot where Mr. Howell 336 00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:49,956 steals the rare but valuable mineral, supremium, while everyone's distracted. 337 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,080 Supremium? You know, I gotta say, none of this really feels up to the standards 338 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,567 -of the Gilligan's episode to me. -It doesn't make any sense. 339 00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:57,571 -No, right? -Like, why would they let the guy make 340 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,877 three nonsensical TV movies but not a hundredth episode? 341 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,250 It's crazy, it's madness. 342 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,221 It's like they were, um... 343 00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:06,187 Dude, look at the scoreboard. 344 00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:07,624 100. 345 00:14:07,628 --> 00:14:09,699 101. 346 00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:12,032 Sherwood Schwartz is trying to send us a message through this bad episode. 347 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,876 -SOS. -SOS. I didn't get my hundredth episode. 348 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:16,847 I didn't want it to be this madness. 349 00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,784 Robots and-and Globetrotters 350 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,224 and-and rare Earth minerals with stupid names like unobtanium. 351 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,457 Uh, oh, supremium, you mean. 352 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,662 Unobtanium is from Avatar, which is, like, 353 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,298 the highest-grossing movie franchise of all time. 354 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,169 All right. Well, then which one is vibranium? 355 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,707 Oh, that was from Black Panther. That's a mineral from Wakanda. 356 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,544 -Ah. Well, Wakanda forever. -Wakanda forever, right? 357 00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:36,151 -Yeah. Wa... Yeah. -Wakanda forever. 358 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,017 Well, those are good names. But-But supremium? 359 00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:40,061 -Come on. That's just silly. -That's stupid. Yeah. 360 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:43,465 Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. It just doesn't feel real, you know. 361 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:45,738 You know what? 362 00:14:46,037 --> 00:14:47,957 -I don't think that bird's real. -Of course not. 363 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,275 Oh, no. Not that bird. The one on the windowsill. 364 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,814 That bird... That bird's been sitting there for days, man. 365 00:14:52,818 --> 00:14:55,256 I've never seen it blink once. It's not moving in the rain. 366 00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:57,189 Kind of makes you think, like, are birds real? 367 00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:58,513 Birds are very much real, Charlie. 368 00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:00,003 -You're sure? -That is a real bird. 369 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,402 -I'll show you. -Yeah? You think? 370 00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:03,422 It's just weird that it's sitting there in the... 371 00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:06,575 What the... 372 00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:08,245 Holy shit, dude, this bird's fake. 373 00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:09,418 It's plastic. 374 00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:11,217 I knew it! Birds aren't real, dude! 375 00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:13,154 My God, look, it's got, like, a camera in its eye! 376 00:15:13,158 --> 00:15:14,792 It's been spying on us. 377 00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:17,300 What? What is happening, man? What is going on? 378 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,937 Mac, Mac! The bird in the hall! 379 00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:21,108 The bird in the hall is a camera! Come on! 380 00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:22,808 There it is, dude. 381 00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:23,914 Spying on us, man. 382 00:15:24,113 --> 00:15:26,582 Fuck you, government spies! 383 00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:31,997 Oh, God. 384 00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:34,129 -Oh. that was a... That was a living one. -That one was living. 385 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,967 -Yeah, that was... that was real. -That was living. 386 00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:37,469 Well, now I'm confused. 387 00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:40,146 Hang on. Dude, it's not raining out. 388 00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:43,348 -Well, maybe it stopped. -No, it was just... 389 00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:45,023 It was just raining. 390 00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:48,095 How can it not be raining here and... 391 00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:50,262 It's raining. What the... 392 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,469 -What is going on, dude? -What is happening, dude? 393 00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:57,644 -Cricket? -What? 394 00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:57,678 -Cricket? -What? What the hell are you doing? 395 00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:58,884 What the hell are you doing? 396 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:00,349 Whoa! 397 00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:01,752 Hey, doing what I do best, baby. 398 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:04,758 Getting paid to spray. 399 00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:07,430 Actually, uh, truth is I'm usually on the receiving end. 400 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,367 But no, Frank paid me to, uh, clean your windows. 401 00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,404 -Well, can you stop already? -Oh, no. 402 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:13,546 No, no, no, no. Frank told me to-to spray all day. 403 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,478 Yeah, I'm getting paid by the hour, see? 404 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:18,152 See, I'm, uh... I'm saving up to get my teeth sharpened. 405 00:16:18,156 --> 00:16:21,929 Yeah, and not just for protection. It's actually more of a... 406 00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:24,168 like a vibe thing, you know what I mean? 407 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,267 -Can I ask you guys a question? -He's not gonna stop spraying, dude. 408 00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,108 You think I still got it? 409 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:30,242 Why would Frank be wearing a raincoat if it's not actually raining? 410 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,547 I don't know, dude. It's weird. Okay, let's think about this. 411 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,519 He-He was kind of dressed like the Skipper in the opening of Gilligan's Island. 412 00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,389 You know, when the weather starts getting rough. 413 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:40,796 Well, if Frank is the Skipper, then that makes you and I... 414 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:40,830 Well, if Frank is the Skipper, then that makes you and I... 415 00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:46,078 -The rest? -The bullshit side characters 416 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,748 who don't get to do anything 417 00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,213 -while the rich and powerful take over! -We're the rest? 418 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,683 Goddamn it, dude. What... 419 00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:52,992 Wait a second. 420 00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,660 The paint can that Frank took earlier, that was white. 421 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,066 Is this white? 422 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,534 -That's what I want. -Dude, what is going on? 423 00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:01,705 The bar sign is green. Why would he get white paint? 424 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:01,739 The bar sign is green. Why would he get white paint? No, but you know what is white? 425 00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:03,613 No, but you know what is white? 426 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:05,884 The White House. 427 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:07,416 You know what else is white? 428 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,290 Uh, probably, like, Madonna's cars. 429 00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:11,228 Yeah, we're gonna get on the same page. 430 00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:12,760 I promise we're gonna get on the same page at some point, yeah. 431 00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,067 Baseballs. 432 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,298 Correct. And? 433 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,807 -Half a zebra. -The b... 434 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:20,108 All of those are correct but not pertinent to what we're talking about. 435 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,712 Okay. Sure, I thought I had it. 436 00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:22,948 -What's the name of the boat? -The Love Boat. 437 00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:24,684 The SS Minnow. 438 00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:26,187 -Oh, yes... from Gilligan's Island. Yes. -Yeah. 439 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:27,422 It was white. What are they up to? 440 00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:28,763 -We gotta go to the bar. -Okay. 441 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,201 I figured it out. 442 00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:35,406 They're not in there fixing the bar. They're fixing the boat. 443 00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:38,349 They are pitching Sherwood Schwartz's grandson the hundredth episode, 444 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,082 leaving us stranded on the island. 445 00:17:40,086 --> 00:17:41,718 That's why they were spying on us with the pigeon camera. 446 00:17:41,722 --> 00:17:41,752 That's why they were spying on us with the pigeon camera. Yes, yes. Think about it, dude. 447 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,622 Yes, yes. Think about it, dude. 448 00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,091 The second that we start poring through documents, Frank comes in. 449 00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,375 He... redirects us. 450 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,035 Oh, my God, dude. 451 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,968 They don't want us to find out the truth, but we did. We did. 452 00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:51,303 Wait, wait, wait, wait. One second, one second. 453 00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:52,911 Before we barge in there, dude. 454 00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:56,849 Frank actually has paid Cricket to wash our windows before. 455 00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:59,219 It's just something he's been doing for the last couple of years. 456 00:17:59,223 --> 00:18:02,297 And we set up hidden cameras on each other all the time. 457 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,598 You know, try to keep the other guy from pounding off. 458 00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:07,102 You never know when there's a camera, so you don't pound off as much. 459 00:18:07,106 --> 00:18:08,237 Sure. 460 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,442 Maybe the tax guy might be in there. 461 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:11,686 What if the tax guy's in there? 462 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,883 We might blow up this whole thing. 463 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,519 We're gonna blow the whole thing because we didn't do our jobs, man. 464 00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,323 We have been drinking a lot of Kool-Aid, dude. 465 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,893 -Right. That's what I'm saying. -I think maybe we... spun out. 466 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,901 We were so sure about the bird in the hall. 467 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,867 -Look what happened to the bird. -Now we're out in the sunlight. 468 00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:24,704 -I know! -We've properly come to our senses, right? 469 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,040 It's crazy to think they're pitching Gilligan's Island 470 00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,710 to the grandson of some dude. 471 00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,547 -Like, what are we talking about, man? -We totally went crazy. 472 00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,284 -We went crazy. We went crazy. -We went crazy, man. 473 00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:33,488 By applying wheelbarrow technology to a boat... 474 00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:37,630 -I knew it! The conspiracy is real! -we could... Oh, shit. 475 00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:40,272 -Oh, you lied to us! -Yeah! You're... You're stealing our pitch. 476 00:18:40,372 --> 00:18:42,144 -Are you stealing it? -And you're Gilligan? 477 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,979 Uh, well, that actually tracks because she's got the same body... 478 00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:46,648 -Yes. -but I don't love it. 479 00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:48,418 This is bullshit. Have you guys been working on this for years? 480 00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:50,757 Well, we couldn't pitch the episode idea with you guys. 481 00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:53,700 Because you guys are all into conspiracy theories and stuff. 482 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,198 -Constantly. -There was a conspiracy. 483 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,569 You had us locked in the par... 484 00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,309 -Give me the hat. -Stop it. 485 00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,442 I'll tell you what, get your own hat. Get your own hat. 486 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:02,246 -Hey, hey! Stop! -Okay. All right, all right. 487 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,287 Hey. Yeah, so, um... Yeah, okay. 488 00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:05,924 So anyway, so, um... 489 00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,311 So anyway, the Professor, uh, realizes that he can use 490 00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:11,397 the same wheelbarrow technology to create a boat, and I... you get it. 491 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,972 What do you think, man? 492 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:15,205 Well, this is great. I would love to see this episode. 493 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,508 -Really? -You would? 494 00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:18,049 -Oh, wow. -Wait. 495 00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,647 Well, this would require some back-end compensation. 496 00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:20,520 Of course. 497 00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:21,651 Okay, so, uh, how's this work? 498 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,454 You fly us out to Hollywood 499 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,498 or you want to put us in touch with your agent or... 500 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,196 My agent? 501 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,665 -Or your grandfather's agent. -His grandfather's agent. 502 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,072 I mean, yeah. 503 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,239 Oh, I'm so sorry. I-I think I see the confusion here. 504 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,882 I'm not related to the creator of Gilligan's Island. 505 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,882 W... What? 506 00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,190 You got the same last name. We looked you up. 507 00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:40,890 -We did our own research. -Yeah. 508 00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:42,760 There's some confusion online. People have mixed us up before. 509 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,669 My grandfather is also named Sherwood Schwartz, 510 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,438 but he owns a Laundromat in Albany. 511 00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,576 -Dude. -Oh, goddamn you. Goddamn you! 512 00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:50,342 What are you doing here listening to our pitch 513 00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,212 if you're not even related to the guy? 514 00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,849 I'm sorry, but you seemed so passionate when you approached me, 515 00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:55,356 and I didn't want to let you down. 516 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:58,024 I mean, thank you for this, and, you know, 517 00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,329 it is a shame they didn't get a hundredth episode. 518 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,693 -You lousy basta... -Oh, shut up! 519 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,368 -Get outta here! -Get outta here, man! 520 00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:04,905 You don't get to say that. Shut up! Shut up! 521 00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:06,875 -Damn it! -What a goddamn waste of time! 522 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:09,217 Yeah. Wow, we really got worked up, huh? 523 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,818 Well, we probably shouldn't be believing everything we read online. 524 00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:13,989 -Oh, yeah. -Maybe not everything is a conspiracy. 525 00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:16,728 Guys, we can't just attribute meaning where there just isn't any. 526 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:20,603 I mean, sometimes, guys, there just is no "there" there. 527 00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:25,513 Hey, I got it, an ending that's gonna make Grandpa proud. 528 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,717 The world's finally gonna get all the answers. 529 00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:29,390 Wait till everybody sees this. 530 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:31,962 Too bad they never will.