1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,460 [crowd cheering] 2 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:05,004 [Lowe] What an exciting match this has been so far. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,507 Richmond have been strong throughout. 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,510 But, oh! Portsmouth have a breakaway! 5 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,554 And now the pressure is on the Richmond rear guard. 6 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:18,684 [panting] 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,896 [Siobhan grunting] 8 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:25,900 That is brilliant defending from the Harrigan twins. 9 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,612 ["Light of Day" playing] 10 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,286 You've gotta be fucking kidding me! Use your fucking eyes! 11 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,538 - Right, that's enough. No. - For fuck's sake! 12 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,373 - You need to fucking retire. Shite! - Off you go. Off. 13 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,583 [Lowe] Well, correct or not, it's a penalty for Sunderland 14 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,210 - deep into injury time. - [referee] You okay, keeper? 15 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,337 [Lowe] This will certainly be the final kick of the match. 16 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,630 [whistle blows] 17 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,675 Roker steps up and... 18 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,886 Saved by Quinn. But, hang on! 19 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,305 The ball's still in play! 20 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:58,642 [player] Press, press! 21 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,311 [Lowe] Davis with a risky clearance, but she prevents the corner, 22 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:05,107 - and there is the final whistle. - [both screaming] 23 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:09,027 [Lowe] And you have to say, that was brilliant from the captain. 24 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,287 [song continues] 25 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,166 [whistle blows] 26 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,128 [Lowe] El Sherif finds Song. 27 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:32,049 Oh, that is a lovely give-and-go as El Sherif shoots and scores. 28 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:36,137 [cheering, whooping] 29 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,972 I hear there's a new sheriff in town, huh? 30 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,016 Nice. 31 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,449 [music ends] 32 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,457 [Lowe] Gemma Jay with her second goal of the game 33 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,626 to put Richmond up 3-nil over Charlton. 34 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,418 Attagirl! [whoops] 35 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,794 [cheering] 36 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,672 [Lowe] Gemma Jay isn't just fast as lightning. 37 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:15,134 She's the top scorer in the league, and she is putting on a show, Jill. 38 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,345 [Jill] And not just some flash in the pan show, 39 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,680 like The Mouse Trap, or Gogglebox. 40 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,724 She's making something that will endure. 41 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:26,020 The pyramids, Mozart, institutional racism, 42 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,606 the carabiner, the letter J, 43 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,943 as in Gemma Jay, who's a Gemma joy to watch. 44 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,277 Way to stick that landing, Jill. 45 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,321 Got to admit lost track a little bit in the middle. 46 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,281 We take Gemma out, rest her for next game? 47 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,824 Yeah, no, it makes sense to me. Coach? 48 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:39,909 - Mmm. - Yep? 49 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,452 Liza! 50 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,954 [Ted chuckles] 51 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,455 Hey, that better not be for me. 52 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,707 Oh, the lady doth protest, methinks. 53 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,085 - What do you say, Coach? - I defer. 54 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,087 Coach? 55 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,714 Nah, leave her in. Let her go for a hat trick. 56 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,424 You big old softy. 57 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,509 Uh, sorry, Liza. 58 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,512 - False alarm. Stay ready. - Yeah, stay ready. We got you. 59 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,347 Get them pants up. Here we go. 60 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,515 Here we go, Greyhounds! 61 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,435 [upbeat music playing] 62 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,442 [grunts, groans] 63 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,486 [person exclaims] 64 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,238 - [grunts] - [tense music playing] 65 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,322 Oh, fuck. 66 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,490 It's all right. 67 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,992 - You all right, Gem? - Yeah, hold still. 68 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,579 - Knee? Knee? Yeah, come. Come, come. Now. - Yeah. 69 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,205 It's all right, just breathe. Just breathe, just breathe. 70 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,623 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 71 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,626 [muffled chattering] 72 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,462 [distorted] Gemma. Did your knee give way? 73 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,673 All right, focus on me, darling. Focus on me. 74 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,217 Okay, we're gonna straighten it a bit. 75 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,677 Okay? 76 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,597 Right. And towards you. 77 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,141 All the way. All the way. That's it. 78 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,186 [tense music playing] 79 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,482 [panting] 80 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,573 [theme music plays] 81 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,927 Any update on Gemma's knee? 82 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,137 Uh, well, it depends. 83 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,098 There are three different grades of possible injury. 84 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,685 Grade one is a sprained ligament where she'll be out for only six to eight weeks, 85 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,773 but grades two and three both require surgery 86 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,483 and could have her out for a full year. 87 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:39,445 Oh. Then it's bye-bye promotion and hello Higgins Report Multiverse. 88 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,531 Am I right? 89 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,992 Or, yeah. We'll wait and see, you know. [mutters] 90 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,620 Yeah, I mean, we only got another day until the swelling goes down. 91 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,872 Then we go and get an MRI on her ACL, PDQ. 92 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:53,960 But, uh, apparently the ETA of that scan is still TBD FYI, 93 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:58,215 even though we've asked Dr. Strudwick to see Gemma ASAP PP. 94 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,717 - As soon as possible, pretty please. - Oh. 95 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,053 And why can't Strudwick see Gemma tomorrow? 96 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,222 - Uh... - I mean, if she was the star player 97 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,516 on the men's team, obviously he would. 98 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,395 [stammers] That is the assumption. 99 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,229 I'll call the doctor personally. 100 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,438 I can help with that. 101 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,274 Perfect. And don't worry. 102 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,860 I sent Gemma the most beautiful gift basket this morning. 103 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,361 - That's good. - Hmm. 104 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,574 And I think I should stick around here for the rest of the day, just in case. 105 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,202 I don't wanna go to Chelsea. 106 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,245 ♪ I don't want to go to... ♪ 107 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,164 Oh, we do not need Elvis Costello, thank you. 108 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,084 Well, what's in Chelsea, besides my interior designer, 109 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,919 my dry cleaner, and my lover? 110 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,006 Roy is being added to their wall of legends today. 111 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:40,923 Oh. 112 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,758 I've been doing my best to avoid him since New Year's, 113 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,512 not in a mean way, just out of self-preservation, really. 114 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,014 But now I have to spend the afternoon doing 115 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,348 something with him that he doesn't wanna do. 116 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,019 So are we sure that Gemma doesn't need my help at all today? 117 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,022 Uh, no, she's gone to her parents' house in Belsize Park. 118 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,566 - Ooh, that's a lovely part of town. - Hmm. 119 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,484 Yeah, I think she just needs a little space right now. 120 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,486 And we gonna give it to her. 121 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:03,780 - [doorbell rings] - [sighs] 122 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:08,534 Hello. Oh! You must be the new landscaper. 123 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,785 I'll meet you round the back. 124 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,788 Uh, oh, no. No, sorry, I'm-I'm Alice. 125 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,458 I'm here to see Gemma. 126 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:18,419 [chuckling] I'm so sorry. Please come in. 127 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,962 [chuckles, sighs] 128 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,590 How nice for Gemma to have a friend stop by. 129 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,927 Oh, I'm-I'm not her friend. I'm her coach. 130 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,095 Oh, well, still. 131 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,973 Uh, sorry, should I take off my shoes? 132 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,232 No, it's fine. 133 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,485 Oh, and please forgive the state of the crown moldings. 134 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,987 Our contractor is still on paternity leave. 135 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,156 Seems a bit strange seeing as he sets his own hours. 136 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,576 But, you know, good for him. 137 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:55,540 Gemma, love, look who's here. 138 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,666 Hello. 139 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,877 I thought she'd come to trim our shrubs. Isn't that funny? [chuckles] 140 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,796 Do you wanna get Alice a cup of tea, Mum? 141 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:04,131 Oh, yes, and now, let me guess. 142 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,802 - Peppermint, chamomile, ginger turmeric. - Mum? 143 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:10,806 - Oh. I'll figure you out. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 144 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,936 How are you doing? 145 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,396 Oh, I'm-I'm living the dream. 146 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:21,440 Yeah. I mean, I knew you were rich, but... 147 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,651 I'm not rich. My parents are. 148 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,319 I don't care about any of this stuff. 149 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,738 Oh, okay. 150 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:28,490 Do you wanna sit? 151 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,199 Yeah. 152 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,159 - Oh, no, not there. That's antique. - [exclaims] 153 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,120 Fucking with you. It's just a chair. 154 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,455 Fucking hell. 155 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,540 [sighs] 156 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,125 Nice gift basket. 157 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,419 Someone likes you. 158 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,378 Yeah, they're from Miss Welton. 159 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,297 Oh, that's thoughtful. 160 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,508 Sure, I mean, I'm deathly allergic to tree nuts, 161 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,386 but apart from that, thoughtful. 162 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,306 [kettle whistling] 163 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:53,973 What's up? 164 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,057 Right, yeah. 165 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,436 Uh, I just wanted to say, um, once you get your MRI back, 166 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,521 we can start drawing up a... a rehab plan. 167 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,107 I think you'll be out for just a few weeks, if it's just a strain, 168 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:08,779 obviously a bit longer if it's anything else, but you'll bounce back. 169 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:12,074 And I'll be here to help in any way you want. 170 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,659 If-If you want, obviously. 171 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,328 Alice, thank you. 172 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,495 Really, 173 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,249 - but... - Now, I took you for a peppermint girl. 174 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,876 Oh, yeah. Spot on. 175 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,879 Uh, listen. Once Caroline sees your scans, we can figure out the... 176 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,047 Alice. 177 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,716 I'm not sure that football is my thing 178 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,885 in the same way that it's your thing. 179 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,596 Gemma's just been offered a very prestigious 180 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,265 internship at McMillan and Parkes. 181 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,309 You got it? 182 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,853 Okay, good. 183 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,855 Congratulations, you said you were gonna do both. 184 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,691 Well, that was before I got hurt. 185 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:50,071 Like, if I work my arse off at this thing, in a year's time, 186 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,823 I could have a really good job and be on really good money. 187 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:53,908 I'd be set. 188 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:57,411 You know, or I could spend the next year learning how to run again. 189 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,580 You see, Alice, Gemma's father 190 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,415 - was a footballer and... - Mum. 191 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,835 So you're just gonna quit again? 192 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,214 [sighs] 193 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,466 I'm so sorry. I, uh... I have to go, actually. 194 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,844 Um, thank you for that. That was delicious. 195 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,346 I wasn't a peppermint person, but actually maybe I am now. 196 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,765 Thank you. Bye. 197 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:18,892 [door opens] 198 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,562 - Oh, bloody hell. - [door closes] 199 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:26,065 She's a green tea girl, isn't she? Huh. [blows raspberry] 200 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,485 [sighing] 201 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,572 [Roy sighs] 202 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:33,990 - [knocking] - Hey, Roy. 203 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,534 Just wanna say congrats on that whole legends thing over there at Chelsea. 204 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,871 Oh, thanks. I mean, they're making me write a whole fucking speech. 205 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:41,914 It's basically unpaid labor, innit? 206 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,834 Whatever you say, Norma Rae, I bet it goes gangbusters. 207 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,461 And if anything goes wrong, you know, Keeley's always got your back. 208 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,088 [groans] Fucking Keeley. 209 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,007 Oh. If I had a lower bar, I'd make a whole 210 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,176 "that should be the title of your autobiography" joke. 211 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,343 But I ain't gonna do it. 212 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,721 - That woman. - Hmm. 213 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,430 Drives me nuts. 214 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,598 Mm-hmm. Well. 215 00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,849 I fucking love her. 216 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,934 I'm pretty sure we're meant to be together. 217 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,062 I mean, it seems fucking obvious, don't it? 218 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,814 Have you told her any of that? 219 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,525 No. I mean, not yet. 220 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,235 Obviously I will, of course. 221 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,280 I'm just waiting for the right moment. 222 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,449 Sure, I get it. 223 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,950 When is the right moment? 224 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,368 [chuckles] 225 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,454 That reminds me of this joke my dad would make whenever 226 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,456 someone would ask him, "Hey, where's the bathroom?" 227 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,792 He'd always say, "Wherever you go." 228 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,295 Oi, did you cancel the car service? 229 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,631 - Yeah. - Well, why? 230 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,008 'Cause drivers ask too many fucking questions. 231 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,052 "How are you? Where are you going?" 232 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,720 It's none of your fucking business. 233 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,764 Plus, I might wanna leave early, anyway. 234 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,140 What is wrong with you? 235 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,685 You realize Chelsea agreed to rearrange this entire ceremony 236 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,396 to a Monday afternoon, for your schedule. 237 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,649 And you're acting like it's a big inconvenience for you. 238 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,150 - 'Cause it is. - Roy. 239 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,986 There are people here who actually want my help. 240 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,655 So if you don't wanna go, let's not bother. 241 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,281 I'm fucking going, aren't I? 242 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,699 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure. 243 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,784 I've got my suit and everything. 244 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,868 Okay, so I should go get dressed? 245 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,662 - You should go and put your dress on. - Show on the road. 246 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,873 Okay, I'm gonna actually choose to believe you, and we're gonna have fun, aren't we? 247 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,459 - So fun. - Great. Fantastic. 248 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,671 - [Keeley groans] - [Ted whistles, chuckles] 249 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,423 You know, to answer your earlier question? 250 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:16,176 Now might not be the right moment. 251 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,515 Mm-hmm. [grunts] 252 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,185 Ooh! No! [grunts] 253 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,117 [Dr. Strudwick] I'm sorry, Miss Welton, 254 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,952 but the earliest I can get your girl in is Friday, 255 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,078 - uh, which is perfect. - [scoffs] 256 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,746 It'll give time for the swelling to go down. 257 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,833 [Rebecca] Forgive me, Dr. Strudwick, but you haven't even seen Gemma yet. 258 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:53,045 She may already be sufficiently unswelled. 259 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,673 Your concern for Miss Jay's welfare is refreshing. 260 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,468 And I look forward to seeing her on... Friday afternoon. 261 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,304 [softly] Gone. 262 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,557 I see. Well, that gives me four days to find us a new doctor. 263 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,602 Not only for the women's team, but for the men's team as well. 264 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,896 - Oh. - I'll have Leslie Higgins reach out 265 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,564 to terminate your contract. 266 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,734 Uh, hold on, Rebecca. I don't think that will be necessary. 267 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,111 If our business is done, let's just call it here. 268 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,531 No need to go through all the ceremony of contracts and all that nonsense. 269 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,824 I'm sorry, what's happening now? 270 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,702 I'm pretty busy these days, and when I first took on Richmond, 271 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,120 it was just one team. 272 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,955 You're actually doing me a favor. 273 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,291 So, thank you, and have a wonderful day. 274 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,918 - [line disconnects] - Wow. 275 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,127 - [clears throat] - [scoffs] 276 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,338 That guy's a world-class prick, 277 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:38,508 - and I couldn't be more attracted to him. - [scoffs] 278 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,802 Now, can we talk real about life without Gemma? 279 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,264 Now that we don't have the sensitive souls in the room. 280 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,349 Gemma was your star. 281 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,683 - Was? - Hey, 282 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,103 you brought me on to see things from a different perspective, right? 283 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,566 I mean, Gemma was great, but she can't help you anymore. 284 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,151 - But that... Yes? - Sorry to interrupt, um, 285 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,737 but I was just prepping for our next shareholders meeting. 286 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,322 - Mm-hmm. - Nerd. 287 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:02,949 [chuckles] No, I'm only joking. 288 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,868 Yeah. And it would seem that over the past few weeks, 289 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,247 a number of our supporters have been selling their shares in the club. 290 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,873 - Why? - I don't know, 291 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,792 but if you like, I can do a bit of digging. 292 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,544 - Please do. - Okay. 293 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,795 Let me know if you need any help with that 294 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,006 'cause I've got some people who just love to wade through the slime. 295 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,551 - [chuckles] - Uh... 296 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,137 [Coach Beard] Okay, here's what we're looking at. 297 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,223 We have no direct replacement for Gemma. 298 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,724 Resha's better with someone in front of her. 299 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,726 Margy's an out-of-the-box solution or, 300 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,105 you know, Shannon's working her tail off, but she's not ready. 301 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:34,940 [sighs] 302 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,609 That's what we got to figure out. 303 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,279 Mm-hmm. Okay. 304 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,531 Hold on a sec. Did we get some new players? 305 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,074 No. 306 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,202 Well, then, who the heck are Nee-ahm and Cinnabon? 307 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,413 - That's Niamh and Siobhan. - That's how they spell their names? 308 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,497 It's Irish. 309 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,833 Yeah, I mean, why not spell it like normal Irish folks do? 310 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,918 You know, like Bono, B-O-N-O or The Edge. 311 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,753 D-A-E-D-G-E. 312 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,756 - Go talk to them about it. - [scoffs] 313 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,259 Is anyone even here yet? Sure is quiet in there. 314 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,928 [Coach Beard] Well, they're probably worried about Gemma. 315 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,971 Hmm. 316 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,764 You know what? Maybe we should just cancel practice for the day. 317 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,558 No. 318 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,562 No, it's better to just keep going. 319 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,939 We just have to figure out how to adjust without Gemma. 320 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,442 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 321 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,738 Niamh and Siobhan. There ain't no Vs? 322 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,823 Because I'm hearing a lot of Vs when I say it. 323 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,242 [Coach Beard] Well, wait to see how Saoirse Ronan spells her name. 324 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,870 - [Ted] S-I-R... - [Coach Beard] I'ma stop you right there. 325 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,414 [muttering] ...Chelsea. 326 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,254 [chuckles] 327 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,089 Crikey, Moses, look at you. 328 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,633 Uh, hello? 329 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,218 Yeah, is that Human Resources? 330 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:49,555 Yeah, I'd like to report myself, please, for having impure thoughts. [chuckles] 331 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,640 All right, cheers. 332 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,309 - You're not going to a funeral, are you? - No. 333 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,062 Oh, thank God for that, 'cause I tell you what... 334 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,146 [laughs] 335 00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:01,359 If you were, the corpse wouldn't be the only thing that's getting stiff. 336 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,778 - [laughing, mutters] - Okay. 337 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,072 This is my fault. Um... 338 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,908 [slow, playful music playing] 339 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,286 Scheisse Minnelli. 340 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,085 Right, you ready? 341 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,045 - You look, uh... - Hot. 342 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,923 - Thank you, Caroline. - I mean, look at you both. 343 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:27,677 It's like Mattel made Barbie and Ken sex dolls or something. 344 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,928 - Ooh. - We should go. 345 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,054 - Oh, right. - Cheers, Caroline. 346 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,889 - Thank you. - Bye then. 347 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,599 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 348 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,351 - [Keeley] Thank you. - [Roy] We won't. [sighs] 349 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,187 [sighs] Bloody hell. 350 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,942 - Wow. - Cool, right? It's my new car. 351 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,735 It's ridiculous. 352 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,028 - No, it isn't. - Yeah. 353 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,489 Do you remember my mate Darren who lost his job a few years ago? 354 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,199 You mean went to prison for embezzlement. 355 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,535 From an insurance company. So fucking what? 356 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,620 That's like robbing a pickpocket. 357 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,999 Anyway, he got parole. 358 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,168 And now he tricks out cars. 359 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,172 The whole thing is bulletproof, like a tank. 360 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,381 Even the tires are bulletproof. 361 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,716 - Look at that. - Wow. 362 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,468 I do not know what the fuck you're talking about, Roy. 363 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,053 You are not going to war. 364 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,515 You're going to Waitrose to get skin contact wine. 365 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,726 - Yeah, but... No, no, no. Wait a second... - Let's go. 366 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:19,312 ...'cause you don't have to open the door 'cause it's all high tech. 367 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,396 Of course. 368 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,899 I can do it through an app. 369 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,566 [phone beeps] 370 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,651 Passenger door open. 371 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,654 [exclaims, clears throat] 372 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,373 - Wait till you see inside. - [blows raspberry, laughs] 373 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,212 Turn car on. 374 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,962 [engine starts] 375 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,340 Wow. 376 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,049 I'm just gonna put in the directions. 377 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,052 No, you don't need to do that because I worked there for fucking years. 378 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,136 I know the directions. 379 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,222 Of course, but you put the directions in 380 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:57,225 so you can see the traffic delays, you fucking lunatic. 381 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:02,064 Okay, fine, but you don't need to type them in because you can just speak them. 382 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,357 Navigate to Stamford Bridge. 383 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,359 [vehicle chimes] 384 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,865 [vehicle chiming] 385 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,621 - I think I'll just type them in for us. - You don't type them in. 386 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,957 - I will type them in. - Roy. Please let me do it. Stop it. 387 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,541 - No, don't do that. Please. [stammers] - Just stop. 388 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,710 [phone clattering] 389 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,129 - Nice one. Well done. Get out of my way. - What? What? What did I... 390 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,589 - What is wrong with you? - Let me do it. Give it. 391 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,550 - My hand is skinnier. Let me reach there. - Your hand is in the way. 392 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,801 Just move back. 393 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,511 - [Keeley] I can't... [gasps] - [seat whirring] 394 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,263 - Why are you doing that? Why have... - I'm not doing anything. 395 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,223 I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the fucking car. 396 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,101 - [phone crunching] - [Keeley exclaims] 397 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,440 Do you think the car's still gonna work without your phone? 398 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,442 Yeah. 399 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,029 Now I'm just gonna have to use the stupid key. 400 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,782 - Hello? - [Higgins] Hello, is this George Perkins? 401 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,618 - Yes? - This is Leslie Higgins at AFC Richmond. 402 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,996 - I was wondering if... - I didn't do anything wrong. 403 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,789 Uh, no, of course not. 404 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,458 Look, I'm an honorable man. I didn't want to sell. 405 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,419 He-He made it very hard to say no. 406 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,754 - He who? - I... I said good day. 407 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,423 Ooh, no, you didn't actually. 408 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,049 Uh, well, I was going to. 409 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,594 - Oh. Oh. - [line disconnects] 410 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,888 [handset settles in cradle] 411 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:22,018 I was calling to inquire about some shares that I believe you sold recently. 412 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,562 - [line disconnects] - Hello? 413 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,480 [line ringing] 414 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,816 Oh, and when did you buy them? 415 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,110 And you bought 35? 416 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,196 Oh, sorry. Hello? 417 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,948 [chokes] 418 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,783 - [line ringing] - Hello? 419 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,329 Uh, hello, could I speak to, uh, Randall Linden, please? 420 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,830 Yes, that's my husband. 421 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,123 Has he done something wrong again? 422 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,291 Uh, not at all. 423 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,252 Uh, this is Leslie Higgins from AFC Richmond. 424 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,963 I was calling about some shares he recently sold. 425 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,798 Oh, yes, turned a tidy profit. 426 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,133 Bought me some cute boots. 427 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,510 Hold on, he's right here. 428 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:57,804 It's AFC Richmond, dear. 429 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,808 I'm sorry, I was wrong. 430 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,644 The truth is, there was no sale of shares. 431 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,812 Uh, what about the boots? 432 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,149 The truth is, there were no boots. 433 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,443 The truth is, I don't have a husband named Randall. 434 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,445 [stammers] What? 435 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,741 [sighs] 436 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,576 Right. 437 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:24,997 Feels weird training without her. 438 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,500 [sighs] Yeah, if only she'd gone off on that substitution. 439 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,751 Yeah, then she wouldn't have got hurt. 440 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:29,753 - Yeah. - Yeah. 441 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,632 Fuck. 442 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,635 [pensive music playing] 443 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,303 - [Roy groans] - [Keeley] What now? 444 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,556 My whole speech was on that phone. 445 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,640 All five words of it? 446 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,852 How will you ever recreate such a poetic tapestry of language? 447 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,144 - Stop! - [tires screeching] 448 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,939 Fuckin' hell! What? 449 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,025 You're gonna fit through there, are you? 450 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,819 - Course I will. - Are you insane? 451 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,822 Your fat fucking car isn't gonna fit through that skinny little gap. 452 00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:02,702 Are you joking? This car was designed for a superior urban driving experience. 453 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,122 [engine revving] 454 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,834 [scraping] 455 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,211 [Keeley sighs] Fuck. 456 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,464 [engine revs] 457 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,258 [blows] 458 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,594 These bollards are clearly not up to code. 459 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,013 You're gonna blame the bollards now? 460 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,142 [softly] Fuck. 461 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:29,604 It's fine, it's going to be fine. Yep. What should we do? 462 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,355 - Try the windows. - Okay. 463 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,441 - No, not at the same time! - Why? What's happened? 464 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:36,110 - [vehicle powers down] - You just shorted the electrics. 465 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,279 My mate had the power diverted from the car battery 466 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,907 to the PS5 he installed so it could run all the time. 467 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,868 Why would your car's PS5 need to run all the time? 468 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:46,204 Uh, for software updates. 469 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,707 And if I wanna stream something on Twitch. 470 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,835 Roy. I was wrong. 471 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:53,628 Your car is cool. 472 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,088 [horn honks] 473 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,258 [Ted] Mmm. Not much pizzazz out there. 474 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,760 They got a lot on their minds. 475 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,763 Yeah, and it's affecting their feet. 476 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,723 [Coach Beard groans] 477 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,225 Hey, that's all right, Siobhan. 478 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:08,810 Keep your head up, Niamh. 479 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,771 Son of a Bono, I can't unsee the spellings now, you know? 480 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:12,855 You're a visual learner, Coach. 481 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,941 Blessing and a curse, you know? 482 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:18,070 [jingling] 483 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,907 - You all right, Coach? - Yeah. 484 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,493 - Yeah, I'm all right. [clears throat] - Good. 485 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,328 Might just head in early, if that's all right? 486 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,330 Yeah, of course, yeah. 487 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,667 [sighs] 488 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,253 It's not even a question of effort, you know? 489 00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,381 They're giving everything they got. They just ain't got a lot today. 490 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:43,261 [automated voice] Thank you for holding. Your emergency is very important to us. 491 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,222 If the danger of your situation has increased, please press one. 492 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:49,141 If you've realized you were just being a little bit dramatic... 493 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,353 [phone beeps, chimes] 494 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,230 [horn honks] 495 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,816 - [Keeley] Shit. - What? 496 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,026 Dr. Strudwick is making Gemma wait to get her knee examined. 497 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,778 I fucking hate that guy. 498 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,904 But he's the team surgeon. 499 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,907 Yeah, and you notice how I never went to him? 500 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:05,617 I hadn't noticed. 501 00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,537 Do you think Dr. Beaumont would see Gemma? 502 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,163 - Oh. - Can you ask her, please? 503 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,207 - That would be so... - I don't know if that's a good idea. 504 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,543 - What the fuck, Roy? - [horns honking] 505 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:18,004 Can this moment not be about you? This is about Gemma. 506 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,338 - This is about her needs. - Hey, take it easy. 507 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,341 - [honking continues] - What the fuck? 508 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,843 - [sighs] - We've gotta get the fuck out of here. 509 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,012 Yeah, no shit. 510 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:29,724 Oi, what are you doing? Roy! 511 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,350 ["Crazy (James Michael Mix)" playing] 512 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,686 - Cover your head. - [gasps] Oh. 513 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,938 [Keeley screams] 514 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,149 - What? - [horn honking] 515 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,234 [grunts] 516 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,153 - [grunts] - [Keeley groans] 517 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,573 - You're a nightmare. - All right, give me your hands. 518 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,366 Give me your hand. 519 00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:49,493 - [Keeley grunts] - Watch your hands. 520 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,330 [Keeley] Shit. Shit. 521 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,290 Oh, my God. 522 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:58,252 - [grunting] Ooh. Okay. [sighs] - [horns honking] 523 00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,337 [Roy] Fuck off. 524 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,964 They've been so annoying. [grunts] 525 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,967 Oi, Roy Kent, can I have an ussie? 526 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,469 There's a tube. Come on. 527 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,638 - Keeley. No, they... - Roy, come on. 528 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,139 Shit. 529 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,682 [Keeley] Yeah, sorry, there's been an incident. 530 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,018 You've left your car. What's going on with that? 531 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,353 You can have it. It's a piece of shit. 532 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,605 We're missing the fucking cocktail hour. 533 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,106 Come on! 534 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,108 [music ends] 535 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:28,492 [Chilton sniffling, sobbing] 536 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,912 - Hey, you okay? - Yeah. 537 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:33,996 Oh, my God, sorry. 538 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,041 - I'm so sorry. I'm, um... Sorry. - It's okay. 539 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,835 Sorry, I don't actually... Sorry, I'm fine. 540 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:40,920 Sorry, I don't know... actually know why I'm crying. Sorry. 541 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,631 - Hey, it's okay. - Sorry, I'm okay. I'm just, um... 542 00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,049 [inhales deeply] 543 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,677 I'm literally fine. It's just been... It's just been a... 544 00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:49,428 - It's just been a couple of days. - Yeah, I understand. 545 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,723 Do you want a little more time to yourself or you want me to stay put? 546 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,309 I can do whatever you need. 547 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,771 [cries] I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 548 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,356 Hey, hey. It's okay. 549 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:01,941 [sobs] Sorry. 550 00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,985 Tell you what. I'm just gonna sit down right here, okay? 551 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,444 Okay. 552 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,866 [sobbing] 553 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:12,995 [tender music playing] 554 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,833 - [breathing deeply] - [sobbing continues] 555 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:22,838 [sniffles] 556 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,846 [continues breathing deeply] 557 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,892 [breathing shakily] 558 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,777 - [breathing deeply] - [exhales shakily] 559 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:53,242 [both breathing deeply] 560 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:54,244 Yeah. 561 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,960 - [Chilton grunts] - [door opens] 562 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,129 - [clears throat] - They're ready in there for you, Coach. 563 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,883 Mmm, great. Thanks, Coach. 564 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:11,220 - Everything okay? - Hmm. Uh... 565 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,471 Yeah. 566 00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,765 Yeah, yeah, all good. 567 00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:19,852 Hey, if you two want to split, I don't mind talking to the team by myself. 568 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,522 Um, I'm... I'm good. I'll... I'll stick around. 569 00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,232 Yeah, me too. 570 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,400 Okay. 571 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,945 - After you, Coach. - Yeah. 572 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,577 - [whispers] You okay? - Mm-hmm. 573 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,413 [music fades, ends] 574 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:48,589 Okay, so look, practice was a little low on voltage today, 575 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,466 but hey, makes sense. 576 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:55,096 I know we all got a lot of feelings mixed up inside of us right now 577 00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:57,099 like an emotional jambalaya, right? 578 00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:01,310 A-And yet I bet we all got a little voice in the back of our heads saying crap like, 579 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:05,731 you know, "Be strong. Keep it together. Don't get emotional at work." 580 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:09,403 But hey, I just wanna remind us all of something real quick. Yeah? 581 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:12,573 There is crying in football. 582 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:14,448 There is. 583 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,909 Always has been. 584 00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:20,873 Leo Messi, that fella shows less emotion than the Mona Lisa on beta blockers. 585 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,374 But when he finally won the World Cup, 586 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,585 man, he was crying like a baby watching Beaches 587 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:29,005 while listening to Adele's second album. Waterworks, you know? 588 00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:31,632 - [players chuckle] - What about Ronaldo? [chuckles] 589 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:35,178 That guy's cried so much, I can only assume that's how he got them abs. 590 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:36,679 You know, he's like... [imitates crying] 591 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,264 Does all these little crunches, just bawling. 592 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:41,267 Fella got so many abs he's got a 12 pack on him. Good lord. 593 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:44,770 I mean, Maradona cried. Zidane cried. 594 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,149 - Neymar cries all the time, you know. - That's true. 595 00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:50,610 Heck, even our very own big bad Roy Kent 596 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:54,822 bawled his eyes out at his retirement press conference. Yeah. 597 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,616 [players chattering, laughing] 598 00:26:56,617 --> 00:27:00,119 Point being, there is crying in football. 599 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,121 - You know? - [sighs] 600 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,458 So around here, if any of y'all are feeling something, 601 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,252 know that you don't have to hide it. 602 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,504 You don't have to apologize for it. 603 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,924 And you sure as heck don't have to be ashamed of it. 604 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,885 Because this team is strong enough 605 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:18,680 to help any one of us handle whatever we're feeling. 606 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:21,558 All you gotta do is just not hold back. 607 00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:27,689 Then, well, maybe just believe, and, uh... 608 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,361 let it out. 609 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:41,410 All right. 610 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:42,578 That's all I've got. 611 00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,039 Let's go ahead and keep looking out for each other. 612 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,124 And let's give Gemma something worth coming back for, 613 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,417 regardless of what the MRI says. 614 00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:49,627 - Yeah? - Yeah. 615 00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:51,671 [players chattering] 616 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,507 - Let's go! - Whoo! 617 00:27:56,385 --> 00:27:58,971 - Gemma! - Gemma. 618 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:02,807 G, we love you! 619 00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:03,809 G! 620 00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:07,687 [Keeley panting] 621 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:08,771 - [ticket barriers beeping] - Okay. 622 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:09,898 Come on, Roy. 623 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,066 Okay. [grunts, pants] 624 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,359 Keeley. 625 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,653 Roy, you tap the card. 626 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:18,197 [pants] 627 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,199 [barrier beeps] 628 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,124 Fuck. 629 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:34,422 [doorbell ringing] 630 00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:35,424 [Higgins] Ooh. 631 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,051 Oh, how do you do? I'm Leslie Higgins. 632 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,887 It's not about the blooming shares, is it? 633 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:43,472 - Yes, but... - [sighs] Fuck. 634 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,892 You people have got a lot of nerve. 635 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:48,728 You're constantly knocking on my door. You harass me in the pubs. 636 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,314 I've told you. I'm not selling. 637 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:52,815 Who's been asking? 638 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:56,360 Your colleagues, I suppose, in their fine suits like yours. 639 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,447 Offered me money, then spa treatments. 640 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:01,199 - Oh. - What's the offer now then? 641 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,119 - A cruise? Companionship? - [stammers] 642 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,290 You've got a certain sex appeal about you. I'll give you that. 643 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,461 - Really? - But the answer's still no. 644 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,047 All right. I wondered if... [exclaims, sighs] 645 00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:17,216 Hmm. 646 00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,717 Hmm. 647 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:23,263 [mysterious music playing] 648 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,648 No, no! Fuck! 649 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,441 Oh, fuck. [sighs] 650 00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:36,818 Well, we missed it. 651 00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:41,072 - Look. Keeley, I can't. - Can't what? 652 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:42,323 I don't take the tube. 653 00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:46,702 The great Roy Kent is too good for the best public transport system in the world. 654 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,037 What? Are you too famous? 655 00:29:48,038 --> 00:29:49,705 No, it's claustrophobic. 656 00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:52,875 All these people smashed together in a confined space, 657 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,503 rocketing down an endless tunnel. 658 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:56,964 I can get... 659 00:29:57,798 --> 00:29:58,882 scared. 660 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:04,304 And yes, actually, sometimes it is very tough being in public when you're famous. 661 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:08,183 There it is. Wow, you can be impossible, can't you? 662 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:12,354 I would love to know how your foxy doctor girlfriend deals with you. 663 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:15,439 She doesn't. 664 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,566 Of course not. 665 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:18,569 I bet you're Prince fucking Charming with her. 666 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,153 No. 667 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:22,322 We broke up. 668 00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:25,951 - When? - A while ago. 669 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,579 Why didn't you tell me? 670 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,416 I just did. 671 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:36,587 ["When I Get My Hands On You" playing] 672 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,366 [music continues] 673 00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:36,562 - [gasps] - [music ends] 674 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:39,607 - [passengers groan] - [passenger 1] Come on. Every day. 675 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,610 - [Keeley, Roy] Fuck. - [passenger 2] Bloody hell. 676 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:49,325 Oh, Coach Chilton. Good evening. 677 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:50,868 Yes, good evening. 678 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,371 Um, may I? 679 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:54,580 Of course. 680 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:55,582 [clears throat] 681 00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,585 Do you want to swap seats? 682 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:00,878 No. 683 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,714 - I'm okay. Thank you. - Mmm. 684 00:32:03,549 --> 00:32:05,217 I went to see Gemma this morning. 685 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:07,678 - How is she? - She's good. 686 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:12,975 Well, she-she says she's good, but, um... 687 00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:16,478 Yes? 688 00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:25,654 When you get injured as a player, it's... it's hard. 689 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:29,533 It's terrifying, actually. 690 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:36,622 And in the moments immediately after, you're surrounded by concerned faces 691 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:40,961 of your... your teammates and your coaches and your managers. 692 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:45,007 And then that concern starts to fade. 693 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,260 Until eventually, there's silence, 694 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:54,516 while everyone figures out how to move on without you. 695 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:06,278 I know you have a business to run, and I respect that. 696 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,448 But Gemma, sh... [sighs] 697 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:15,037 She needs to know that she isn't disappearing in real time. 698 00:33:17,331 --> 00:33:19,917 She-She needs to know that she still matters. 699 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:24,254 Not just as a player, but as a person. 700 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:30,968 So, please, will you just promise me that the club will show her that, 701 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:33,889 from the bottom to the top? 702 00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:37,684 Will you just promise me that, please? 703 00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:43,273 I promise, Alice. 704 00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:49,196 Thank you. 705 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:53,116 Oh, and, uh... 706 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:57,286 Thank you. The-The gift basket for Gemma was very, very generous. 707 00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:58,704 - Oh. - I didn't know 708 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,541 there were so many types of nut in the world. 709 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:03,501 - [both chuckle] - Unfortunately, Gemma is 710 00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,295 allergic to most of them though. 711 00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:08,548 I thought you'd probably want to know that. 712 00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:10,341 Thank you for letting me know. 713 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:11,677 [both chuckle] 714 00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:14,429 - Alice. - [clears throat] 715 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:19,643 Thank you for showing me what Gemma means to the team and to you. 716 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:23,188 I really hope she knows that. 717 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,482 Don't you? 718 00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:29,610 Yeah. 719 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:33,446 Good night, Miss Welton. 720 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:34,783 Good night, Coach Chilton. 721 00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,622 [mellow music playing on speakers] 722 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:43,958 - [patron laughs] - [gasps] Is that... 723 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,795 - That's him. - I'll go find out. 724 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:50,881 You're Leslie Higgins, director of football for Richmond. 725 00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:52,884 - Yes. - It's such a honor meeting you. 726 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:55,136 Well, thank you. It's always nice to meet supporters. 727 00:34:55,137 --> 00:34:57,388 What were you thinking letting Colin Hughes go to Wrexham? 728 00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:59,557 - I, uh... - Is Roy Kent staying at Richmond? 729 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:02,560 - Well, that's... I... - What do you think happens when we die? 730 00:35:02,561 --> 00:35:04,478 Um, look, I'm just trying to find out 731 00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:08,024 if anybody's approached you about selling your shares in Richmond. 732 00:35:08,025 --> 00:35:09,650 Share. 733 00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:10,735 We all share one share. 734 00:35:10,736 --> 00:35:13,029 Yeah, and we made a pact that if any of us tried to sell it, 735 00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:15,281 then the other two can frame him for a crime. 736 00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:17,700 I wanna be framed for having an unlicensed pigeon loft. 737 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,787 Why don't you boys go and play some pinball? 738 00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:23,039 - On me. - [all gasp] 739 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,458 - Sweet. - [Mae chuckles] 740 00:35:25,334 --> 00:35:27,168 - [coins clatter] - Ooh. 741 00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:29,378 [all exclaiming] 742 00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:33,382 So, what's all this about people selling their shares? 743 00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:35,051 [chuckles] Judases! 744 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:38,804 I would never sell mine, and I've got quite the haul. 745 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:40,014 Glad to hear it, Mae. 746 00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:42,016 I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it all. 747 00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:47,898 Oh, so you thought you could stroll in here and harass my patrons into snitching, 748 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:51,400 breaking the most sacred pub code of them all. 749 00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:53,236 - You need to leave... - [gasps] 750 00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:55,948 ...before you see the wrong side of my stick. 751 00:35:57,491 --> 00:36:00,869 Pay your tab and get the hell out of my pub. 752 00:36:02,162 --> 00:36:03,455 Tab? 753 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,290 For what? 754 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:09,545 [mysterious music playing] 755 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:17,093 Fucking hell, how long were we down there? 756 00:36:17,094 --> 00:36:20,012 I don't know, but every Uber is saying it's, like, 40 minutes away. 757 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:22,975 - Oh, no. We're not gonna make it. - Roy. 758 00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:28,187 Oi! Look, scooter. 759 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:29,897 Ask if we can borrow her scooter. 760 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:32,692 - Fuck no, I hate strangers. - Who cares? Go do it, please. 761 00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:34,068 [groans] 762 00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:35,361 Oi! 763 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:36,655 What the fuck, man? 764 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:41,576 Give me your scooter and I'll give you a shit ton of cash. 765 00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:42,702 I'm a communist. 766 00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:43,996 Fucking hell. 767 00:36:44,997 --> 00:36:46,080 Do you like curry? 768 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:47,498 Yeah, it's our national dish, innit? 769 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:51,044 Imagine how much chicken tikka masala you could buy with this. 770 00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:55,549 [mysterious music playing] 771 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:02,639 [Higgins] Hello? 772 00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:05,642 Uh... 773 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,269 Ooh, Mae. [chuckles] 774 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,645 I didn't know you smoked. 775 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:12,648 I don't. It's a watermelon flavored vape. 776 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:16,278 Tastes horrible, like sucking on the Kool-Aid Man's dick. 777 00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:18,279 Okay. 778 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,655 Did you come alone? 779 00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:22,783 Yes, but my wife and I share each other's location, 780 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:25,119 just in case one of us falls down. 781 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,538 Tell me what you know. 782 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,332 People are selling Richmond shares. 783 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:30,667 Some for far more than they're worth. 784 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:33,002 I've looked into the possible buyers, 785 00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:37,507 but it's all different offshore corporations that lead to nowhere. 786 00:37:37,508 --> 00:37:38,717 So, what does that tell you? 787 00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:42,970 Well, I'm starting to think that it leads to one person, but whom? 788 00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:44,388 [chuckles] 789 00:37:44,389 --> 00:37:47,808 You seem like a nice man who doesn't make a lot of enemies. 790 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,602 - Thank you. - That's not a good thing. 791 00:37:49,603 --> 00:37:52,230 - Yeah. - Enemies keep us vigilant, 792 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:53,731 and everybody has them, 793 00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:55,901 - even if they don't know it. - Oh. 794 00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:57,986 Follow the anger. 795 00:37:59,613 --> 00:38:01,031 Yes. 796 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:03,282 What does that mean? 797 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:07,037 Someone is making a play for your club in secret. 798 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:09,705 If they were doing it for financial reasons, 799 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,667 they'd do it out in the open, but they're not. 800 00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:14,169 This is about something else. 801 00:38:14,753 --> 00:38:15,878 Hmm. But what? 802 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,923 Just follow the anger. 803 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:20,884 Oh. 804 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:24,763 Oh, oh. 805 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:27,140 I think I know who it is. 806 00:38:27,724 --> 00:38:29,767 - Thank you, Mae. - Happy to help. 807 00:38:29,768 --> 00:38:30,935 Yeah. 808 00:38:30,936 --> 00:38:32,020 Now, right or left? 809 00:38:32,729 --> 00:38:34,940 - Uh, right or left what? - Your face. 810 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:38,025 I have to hit you with my stick, so no one thinks I ratted. 811 00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:40,111 Couldn't I just sneak out the back somewhere? 812 00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:41,363 [sighs] 813 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,114 I guess. 814 00:38:43,115 --> 00:38:46,033 [breathes shakily] Okay. It's nice to see you. 815 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,035 [Mae] Mm-hmm. 816 00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:51,914 Oh, that's a pretty vase. 817 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:54,625 Thank you. I made it. [chuckles] 818 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:55,627 Did you actually? 819 00:38:56,712 --> 00:39:03,217 No. But I reckon if I took a couple of glass blowing classes, I could. 820 00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:04,635 I do too, Mum. 821 00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:06,305 - [doorbell rings] - [chuckles] Oh! 822 00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:11,309 - [door opens] - Oh! Hello again. 823 00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:13,144 [Chilton] Hi, hello, uh, is she... is she through here? 824 00:39:13,145 --> 00:39:15,564 - Is that all right? Just pop through? - Mm-hmm. 825 00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:18,065 - Uh, hi. - Hello, listen, 826 00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:20,068 I loved playing football. 827 00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:26,157 It was the only time in my life that I ever felt... free... [chuckles] 828 00:39:26,158 --> 00:39:29,660 ...because my brain would finally shut up and my body would just take over, 829 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:32,997 and I miss that feeling every single day. 830 00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:34,749 So, when you said that you wanted to quit, 831 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:39,086 I-I panicked because I would give anything to have what you have. 832 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:44,342 Your-Your talent, your-your confidence, your fucking knees, even that one. 833 00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:47,094 And look, I hate that you got injured. I do. I really hate it. 834 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:49,013 But what I hate even more is you deciding to quit 835 00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:52,183 before you even know what's wrong, because I think you love playing football. 836 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:54,852 I do. You-You light up when you're out there. 837 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:58,273 You look... [stammers] ...free. [chuckles] 838 00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:00,734 [Chilton sighs] 839 00:40:02,528 --> 00:40:05,279 So, listen, if you wanna quit just because you-you love something more, 840 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,364 then fine, do that. 841 00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:09,283 But don't quit just because you're scared or because someone else is, 842 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:12,538 because I think on the other side of you being scared is you being free. 843 00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:21,338 That is a lovely vase. Did you make it? 844 00:40:22,381 --> 00:40:24,006 No, I just bought it. [chuckles] 845 00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:26,009 Well, you have exquisite taste. 846 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,851 Yeah, I'm gonna go. Thank you. 847 00:40:34,643 --> 00:40:35,644 [door opens] 848 00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:38,771 - [sighs] - [door closes] 849 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:41,775 She's a fucking coffee drinker. 850 00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:46,071 Why did I not see that? [blows raspberry] 851 00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:53,411 Ah, I've got a doctor 852 00:40:53,412 --> 00:40:55,955 - who can see Gemma tomorrow morning. - What? That's brilliant. 853 00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:58,584 Yeah, there's a little wrinkle, 'cause he's a veterinarian. 854 00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:00,877 But it's for racehorses, 855 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:03,421 and I think Gemma would see that as a compliment, right? 856 00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:05,715 I say we hold off for now 857 00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:07,633 - for a people doctor. - [door opens] 858 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:09,260 - I mean, you know. - I know. 859 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:12,013 Rebecca, I think I know who's buying the shares. 860 00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:13,431 Go on. 861 00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:18,020 Who do you think would make a play to steal a team in secret from you? 862 00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:22,774 Rupert. 863 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:28,988 Never underestimate the power of anger as fuel. 864 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:29,990 [Higgins] Yeah. 865 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,711 - Do you actually know where we're going? - Of course I know. I used to work here. 866 00:41:43,712 --> 00:41:45,213 Stop back-scoot driving. 867 00:41:45,214 --> 00:41:46,839 No, you're right. Yeah. I'm sorry. 868 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,092 - It's okay. - [laughing] 869 00:41:50,052 --> 00:41:52,387 [Keeley grunts] Here we go. Oh. 870 00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:55,474 Shit. Roy, I'm so sorry. 871 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,101 - [groans] That's okay. - [vacuum powers down] 872 00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:01,270 - No, it's not. - Hey, look who it is. 873 00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:04,232 - Roy. - I can't believe you still work here. 874 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,651 Well, we're not quitters like you, are we, mate? [laughs] 875 00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:09,070 Yeah, I thought you'd be fired by now for all the booze you've stolen. 876 00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:10,655 - Come on, mate. Steady. - [chuckles] 877 00:42:10,656 --> 00:42:12,281 Keeley, this is, uh, Jimmy and Matt. 878 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:14,408 - They're both reprobates. - [chuckles] 879 00:42:14,409 --> 00:42:16,702 - You missed a great night tonight. - Did I? 880 00:42:16,703 --> 00:42:18,746 - Lampard roasted the hell out of you. - Did he now? 881 00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:20,623 He said you were the meanest captain he'd ever had. 882 00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:22,041 Yeah, he said he still has nightmares 883 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:23,417 about you screaming at him in front of his family. 884 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:26,254 - [gasps, chuckles] - That's sweet. 885 00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:28,422 I guess it's a good thing you don't have to do your speech. 886 00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:29,507 Yeah. 887 00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:32,176 Oh, I would love to hear your speech. 888 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,845 - Would you love to hear his speech, Matt? - Oh, yeah. 889 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:35,096 I mean, I'd love to hear it too. 890 00:42:35,097 --> 00:42:36,223 - Fuck off. - [chuckles] 891 00:42:36,849 --> 00:42:38,099 No, look, all I was gonna say was... 892 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,601 Well, if you're gonna make a speech, you get up on that stage. 893 00:42:40,602 --> 00:42:42,103 Come on, mate. Do it properly. 894 00:42:42,104 --> 00:42:43,689 Yeah, go on. Get up there, sugar tits. 895 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,023 [chuckles] 896 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:47,776 - Fuck sakes. - [Jimmy, Matt chuckling] 897 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:49,695 [Keeley whispers] Nice one. 898 00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:53,031 [sentimental music playing] 899 00:43:11,008 --> 00:43:12,843 Feels mental to be called a legend. 900 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:19,099 'Cause in my whole career, I played, like, a billion minutes. 901 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:21,852 I only scored a few dozen goals. 902 00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:29,318 But I fucking loved it. 903 00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:38,285 Where's the bathroom? 904 00:43:39,912 --> 00:43:40,913 Oh. 905 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:45,375 Wherever you go. 906 00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:55,886 Keeley. 907 00:43:57,846 --> 00:44:00,598 Today was a fucking disaster. 908 00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:03,893 Everything that could have gone wrong, did go wrong. 909 00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:06,897 And it was the most fun I've had in years. 910 00:44:08,398 --> 00:44:10,150 'Cause I got to spend it with you. 911 00:44:14,446 --> 00:44:17,699 And on the very rare occasion I manage to make you smile, 912 00:44:19,535 --> 00:44:21,787 that's when I feel like a fucking legend. 913 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:26,875 So, I really hope you'll give me a second chance. 914 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:30,629 'Cause if it all goes to shit, 915 00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:34,424 there's no one else I'd rather be wrong with than you. 916 00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:38,929 [sighs] 917 00:44:39,805 --> 00:44:40,806 Roy, 918 00:44:41,557 --> 00:44:44,726 I was afraid that if we got back together, you would leave again. 919 00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:48,605 And seeing you with someone else, 920 00:44:49,731 --> 00:44:51,567 I got the fear that you'd never come back. 921 00:44:54,236 --> 00:44:58,447 But there's no one else that I'd rather be scared with than you. 922 00:44:58,448 --> 00:45:00,492 [Keeley breathes shakily] 923 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:06,456 You told me not to put you on a pedestal. 924 00:45:07,499 --> 00:45:09,125 [gasps] Ooh. [chuckles] 925 00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:10,293 [breathes shakily] 926 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:11,795 But that's where you belong. 927 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,424 And I'm never ever gonna pull you down. 928 00:45:17,634 --> 00:45:21,263 What I had to do was raise myself up. 929 00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:24,600 [groans, exhales] 930 00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:26,643 And realize 931 00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:29,104 I am worthy of you. 932 00:45:30,814 --> 00:45:33,482 'Cause I'm Roy fucking Kent. 933 00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:37,487 And I'm Keeley fucking Jones. [chuckles] 934 00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:50,082 Are you done? We need to lock up. 935 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,334 Yeah, no, of course. 936 00:45:51,335 --> 00:45:53,085 Uh, cheers, guys, yeah. 937 00:45:53,086 --> 00:45:54,170 Good to see ya. 938 00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:56,214 - Cheers, mate. - Take it easy. 939 00:45:56,215 --> 00:45:58,884 - Good luck. - [cheers, chuckles] 940 00:46:00,219 --> 00:46:01,887 - [Keeley chuckles] - [Roy] Come on. 941 00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:04,848 Oh, great. Look at the mess. 942 00:46:05,933 --> 00:46:06,934 Hey? 943 00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:16,276 [knocks on door] 944 00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:18,403 Come in. 945 00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:20,280 Hello. 946 00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:22,698 Here to yell at me again? 947 00:46:22,699 --> 00:46:24,784 No, I just wanted to, um... 948 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:26,536 Uh, well, I didn't fucking yell at you. 949 00:46:26,537 --> 00:46:33,042 I spoke at you with a bit of spirited conviction, yeah, maybe, but... 950 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:34,126 You're on your own? 951 00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:35,545 Yeah, my mum dropped me off. 952 00:46:35,546 --> 00:46:40,092 [sighs] She went to Harrods to buy a very special pillow she found online. 953 00:46:40,676 --> 00:46:44,387 It's got an ergonomic curve for my recovery. 954 00:46:44,388 --> 00:46:46,055 Mmm, yeah, I've got one of those. 955 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:47,515 You have an ergonomic pillow? 956 00:46:47,516 --> 00:46:52,145 No, a mother who is more comfortable with solutions, rather than support. 957 00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:57,608 Last night, after you yelled at me... 958 00:46:57,609 --> 00:46:59,318 - Didn't yell at you. - You did. 959 00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:01,446 - Hmm. - I emailed my adviser. 960 00:47:02,197 --> 00:47:03,448 Told him I needed more time. 961 00:47:04,408 --> 00:47:09,454 I'm gonna put a hold on law school and focus on rehab, getting back on the pitch. 962 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,249 [smacks lips] And what if... 963 00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:16,420 It doesn't matter what the MRI says. 964 00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:18,839 I'm not quitting football again. 965 00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:20,465 I fucking love it. 966 00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:25,595 Don't gloat. 967 00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:27,388 [chuckling] What? I'm no... I'm not. I'm not gloating. 968 00:47:27,389 --> 00:47:29,433 I'm not. I'm just happy 969 00:47:29,933 --> 00:47:31,643 for you and the team. 970 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:35,563 And that my yelling worked. [chuckles] 971 00:47:35,564 --> 00:47:37,064 Oh, so you admit it? You did yell. 972 00:47:37,065 --> 00:47:39,066 No, no, no. 973 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:41,986 - I object. - You object? 974 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:44,238 Your Majesty. What do you call a lawyer? I don't know. 975 00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,491 Hello. You must be the great Gemma Jay. 976 00:47:47,492 --> 00:47:48,993 - Hi. - And... 977 00:47:48,994 --> 00:47:51,662 I'm Alice Chilton. I'm just her coach. 978 00:47:51,663 --> 00:47:54,207 And the great Alice Chilton. 979 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,501 [Gemma] Uh, thank you again for seeing me so quickly. 980 00:47:56,502 --> 00:47:58,711 Of course. When Keeley called, I was happy to help. 981 00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,088 And I heard what happened with Dr. Strudwick. 982 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:02,757 Not a surprise. 983 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:05,092 I've known Derek for a very long time. 984 00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:06,719 He's a very good doctor. 985 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,803 Just ask him. 986 00:48:07,804 --> 00:48:11,058 Right, let's get you back on that pitch, yeah? 987 00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:13,392 - Yeah. - Good. 988 00:48:13,393 --> 00:48:14,810 [clipboard clatters] 989 00:48:14,811 --> 00:48:18,607 But first, I think there are a few people who want to say hello to you. 990 00:48:20,025 --> 00:48:21,943 ["Til the Morning" playing] 991 00:48:21,944 --> 00:48:23,028 All right. 992 00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:26,323 [chattering] 993 00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:29,992 - Gemma! - Hey! 994 00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:31,452 [teammates] Hey! 995 00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:32,954 - What the fuck, guys? - [teammate laughs] 996 00:48:32,955 --> 00:48:34,956 - Hey! - What are you doing here? 997 00:48:34,957 --> 00:48:36,833 We're just getting flu jabs. What are you doing here? 998 00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:38,626 [all laugh] 999 00:48:38,627 --> 00:48:39,919 Wait. What? We're getting flu jabs? 1000 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,004 She's being sarcastic, you knob goblin. 1001 00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:44,966 Hey, Gem. Training, absolutely shite without you there. 1002 00:48:44,967 --> 00:48:46,050 - It's true. - Yeah. 1003 00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:48,970 Yeah, we all have to work so much harder. Please come back. 1004 00:48:48,971 --> 00:48:51,222 I mean, I actually scored a goal yesterday. 1005 00:48:51,223 --> 00:48:53,140 - [cheering] - Hey! 1006 00:48:53,141 --> 00:48:54,851 You gotta come back soon. She can't stop bragging about it. 1007 00:48:54,852 --> 00:48:56,811 [players laughing] 1008 00:48:56,812 --> 00:48:58,063 [Rebecca] Oh. 1009 00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:00,147 Hello, everyone. 1010 00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:01,399 - Hey. - Hi. 1011 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,693 [player] Are you all right? 1012 00:49:03,944 --> 00:49:06,696 [chuckles] Oh, Gemma, I'm so glad I caught you. 1013 00:49:06,697 --> 00:49:09,240 - [exhales] Oh. - [Rebecca] These are for you. 1014 00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:10,992 And no nuts this time. 1015 00:49:10,993 --> 00:49:13,244 [chuckles, gasps] Chocolate truffles. 1016 00:49:13,245 --> 00:49:14,620 I love chocolate truffles. 1017 00:49:14,621 --> 00:49:15,955 Oh, I know. 1018 00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:19,083 I spent all of last night scouring your socials for clues. 1019 00:49:19,084 --> 00:49:22,003 It was either truffles or ZYN pouches. 1020 00:49:22,004 --> 00:49:23,629 - [players laugh] - [blows raspberry] 1021 00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:25,256 How far back did she go? 1022 00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:27,133 [chuckles] Thank you, Miss Welton. 1023 00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:28,551 You're very welcome. 1024 00:49:28,552 --> 00:49:30,303 - All the best. - Thank you. 1025 00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,806 - Right. You ready? - Yeah. 1026 00:49:34,183 --> 00:49:37,351 You lot better spend the entire time I'm in there worried sick. 1027 00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:39,270 [clamoring] 1028 00:49:39,271 --> 00:49:41,314 - Don't even check your phones. - Good luck! 1029 00:49:41,315 --> 00:49:43,983 - We love you! - Bye! 1030 00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:45,193 [chuckling, chattering] 1031 00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:46,987 [Boots] I'll actually stand right like this. 1032 00:49:49,865 --> 00:49:51,532 Did you check all our socials? 1033 00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:52,951 Not yet. 1034 00:49:54,453 --> 00:49:55,704 Should I? 1035 00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,206 - I don't think it's necessary. - Not actually. 1036 00:49:58,207 --> 00:50:00,374 Let's get into it, shall we? 1037 00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:03,044 [chattering] 1038 00:50:03,045 --> 00:50:05,589 [song continues]