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Guardians of the Multiverse.

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Heroes from several
different realities

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determined to protect them all.

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But you don't know her story.

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From the daughter of the Mad Titan
to the hero of the war of the multiverses,

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Gamora's path to becoming
the heroine of her story

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began in the history of another.

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Translated for the tg channel "Where are the texts, Lebowski?"
t.me/lebowskiposts

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Time.

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Space.

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Reality.

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This is more than a straight path.

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This is a prism of endless possibilities,

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where the only choice is
disperse into endless realities,

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creating alternative worlds
for those known to you.

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I am the Observer.

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I am your guide in these
vast new realities.

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Follow me
and think about the question...

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"What if?"

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Pepper...

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When his house turned out to be
on the verge of destruction,

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Tony Stark, Iron Man,
acted like a real hero.

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But in this universe
Tony never made it home.

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Whoa!

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Oh damn. I'm dead.

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So, this is definitely not paradise.

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Say you are not God.

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Hello.

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Look.
What kind of beautiful dog is this?

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What radiant skin.

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I'll call you "Porselana".
"Señor Porcelana."

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Okay...

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Fire. Topaz, foam.

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Release the foam.

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That's it, covered it well.

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Okay, we went too far with the foam.
But look, it's still smoldering.

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Oh no, this is hell.
I went to hell.

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Oh tsk tsk my new friend
This is the planet Sakaar.

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Sorry. "Planet"?
Like, am I lost in space?

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Oh yes. Just a minute.
Wait a minute, it's you.

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It's you. It's you.

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You are the one!

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Mister Metal Mojo Man
in our palace.

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- Um, Iron Man.
- Crusher Chitaurino!

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— Defeat of Thanos.
- Whom?

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And a provocateur with his beard.

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I like what you learned
with chin decoration.

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- Do we know each other?
— Time works differently here.

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We discussed adventures

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Mister Metal Mojo Man
for several days now.

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— By the way, can I call you “Mojo”?
- No way.

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- No? Maybe "The Tin Woodman"?
- No.

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- "Rocket Man"?
- Nope.

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That means Mojo Man.
That's better.

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I like "Mojo".
I like "Metal Mojo"...

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Ah! We won.
Fine.

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Oh my god. Pepper.

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She's fine.
She's fine. Fine.

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Mojo.

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Hey, hurry up. Make your own thing.
Well, the same one. Come on, do it.

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Okay, The Wizard of Oz,
I need to return to Earth soon.

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- Can you help with this?
- Certainly. Of course.

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You will get to your zoom.
Well, on zoom.

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But first you better
stay and celebrate with us.

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This is my 21st.

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- 21st what?
- Birthday.

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I know, I know. I look
not a day older than 18, but...

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Thank you, but the days are continuous
I'm already behind the parties.

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So where is the ship? There?

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Topaz.

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Um, will there be food?

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It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.

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Well, just look at yourself.
Dressed up. They came in their best.

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Okay, I can talk all day.
So talkative.

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But we're celebrating two things here:
me and the Sakaaran Grand Prix.

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Let's make some noise for our Dollys
and Clydes, racers and drivers.

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In position. Get ready.

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And... Wait. Take your time.

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Not yet. Not yet.

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We are waiting.

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Let's go, crazy kids.
Forward, forward, forward!

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It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.

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“Tastes like a dog park.”
- Boo!

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Surprise. It's me.
Didn't mean to scare you.

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Or did you want to?
I wanted to. I wanted to.

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Isn't it old fashioned?
Your Zyumlya would call it...

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- "Earth."
- "Umlya?"

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— "Earth"
- "Eyila"?

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- Yeah, that's right. Well done.
- Yeah.

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So she would
called it chariot racing.

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- Formula 1.
- No, these are chariots.

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Do you see the drivers? Wheels?

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This, this is intergalactic NASCAR.

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Racing cars are similar, but they are different.

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Typical mistake, don't be afraid.

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I told you to install fuel tanks
more. The fire is barely noticeable.

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Wow! A fitting end for...
Who was it?

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ABOUT! This is the flame.
A natural born killer.

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-Where are the firefighters? Doctors?
- You'll miss the best.

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Hey, throw cans at her!

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Hey!
You could try to drive by yourself.

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Don't you think this is barbaric?

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- So, now the small animals.
- Leave the animals!

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Are these hamsters?

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Topaz, throw the chinchilla.

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Calm down, Mojo.

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Once upon a time we rushed
rotten food

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but given that the recent famine
left people... What should I call it?

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- Starving.
- Irritable.

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It would be inappropriate.

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- Hey!
- Thank you.

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Hey, if you like chinchillas,
You will also like my fighter.

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Release the fighter!

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Snuffy!

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Oh no, no, no.

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Snuffy, I thought we were friends, bro.

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Here comes the best part.

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Left for a couple of glasses, so to speak.

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ABOUT! You're doing a thing.
He's doing a thing!

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Um, why is it sticky?

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Be careful, friend. This
The boy doesn't like to be touched.

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Thanks for the tip, Mount Rushmore.

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Oh, weapons.

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Who are you?

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Your death.

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Thank you very, very much.

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You ruined my birthday.
This is sarcasm.

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The first part, not the last.

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Topaz, fix this.

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Hey, hey, hey!
I clearly asked for a separate room.

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No, no, no!
Don't you dare lock me up with...

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He felt
there is a connection between you.

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Then why is he here?

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Why is anyone here?

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There's no one here. Just
pile of stones With eyes.

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Hey! No! Hey!
Wait a minute... No. Take it easy!

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Just wait.

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I don't have a complaint against you.
They...

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What? What are you doing?

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In public I usually
I don't do that.

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Advantages of arc
reactor in the chest.

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So who are you?

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And a better question:
why are you trying to kill me?

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Well, hello everyone.
My name is Korg.

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I consider myself
a lover, not a fighter.

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- Not you!
- I am the daughter of Thanos,

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The Mad Titan, the one who
will bring balance to the universe.

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Daughter of Thanos.

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Daddy not so much
gets creative with names, huh?

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What are you doing?

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I'm definitely not going to play
in The Hunger Games of Dr. Moreau.

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Wow, he has
magic bracelet.

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OK. Are you ready to rock and roll?
I had to say it.

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Not you, Witty.
This is a group for two.

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Oh my goodness. Dreams come true.
We're in a group!

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Tell me about this Grandmaster.
Did he rig the elections?

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Well, how can I tell you and show you.
The Grandmaster isn't that bad.

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Actually, it's very bad.
Spends all our money on death.

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Hmm, shouldn't have voted for him.

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Not too bad.

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- So, wait for my signal.
- Say no more, bro.

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Woo-hoo! Like this!

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Hey, didn't I say wait?

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Oh Tony, Tony, Tony.
You blinked.

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- There are no planets where this is a signal.
- Tony, your beard is twitching.

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- No. Still no signal.
- Oh, here she starts again.

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Did you consider this a signal in the cell too?
It's a nervous tic.

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“I tugged at her there too.”
- She has a gun.

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You again. With an evil look
made its way out of the cell?

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Laserproof glass is not enough,
to deny Thanos his victory.

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Yeah, get a new barrel organ.

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Ha. Thanks for the way out.

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Take that, evil one.
asparagus woman.

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Anxiety. Anxiety. Anxiety.

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I know this is our last time
time there is no harmony.

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Many of you ask:
"When will we have more food?"

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“Why did that lake turn bloody?”

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I love your curiosity.
There will be answers, but not now.

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Now you must hunt down
Mister Metal Mojo Man.

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You are weak.

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- Your entire race is weak.
- Anxiety.

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Thanos will finally get his revenge.

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Okay, Thanos the Younger,
or whatever your name is,

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We met him, or what?

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- What does he want from me?
-You destroyed it Chitauri.

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In New York?
Was it Thanos?

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Your victory may be great
but you will not rejoice for long.

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Victory? Great?

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People died.
I lost a friend!

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Do you even know what it's like -
watch your home get destroyed?

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Put on your knees
by order of a madman?

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A? Did you know
about daddy's plan?

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I watched how those creatures
tried to break us?

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- You're lucky. Next time...
"There won't be a next time, Xena."

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Track down Mister
Metal Mojo Man.

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He's not the hero we hoped for
but a very, very bad person.

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Postpone dinner...
I mean, if you had food, and...

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Hey Korg, this Grandmaster is just as
bad as far as I'm concerned?

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Oh, he once used
me like a paperweight

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can you imagine
How did I feel?

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I had to sit on paper
my worst enemy.

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Yeah. There really are no words.
The engines are ready. Just tell me.

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So just to prove
your wrongness and piss you off,

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I will save this planet too.

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And then it will come
It's your daddy's turn.

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How did she get out?
Anyone? A?

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00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,083
You really risk it all

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for a bunch of strangers
on a trash planet?

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Yes, that's all I am.

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I'm Iron Man.

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Iron Man?

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00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,625
Wow! Mom probably
proud of you.

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00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,541
I'm sure Mrs. Iron
showing off to neighbors.

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00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,333
First we need a driver.

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00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,708
Oh, what a little beauty.

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I'll call him Nikos,
in honor of my friend Geoffrey.

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So you're not stupid
and clearly not a bad driver,

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and yet you participate
in races to the death.

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- Will you explain?
- Yes, I would have won.

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Well, of course. And what happened
with the previous winner?

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Went to live on a farm
with other winners.

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It's a very interesting farm there.

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They put you in a very comfortable bed,
and then they lower it into the ground,

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and on top, near the head, they place
such a stone thing.

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But no one dies.
They are given rabbits.

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I think it's far away
not from personal experience,

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you need adrenaline.

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Feel alive
at least for a moment, right?

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00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,750
So that you can forget about the mistake,
the reason you're chasing a demon in a bottle.

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First of all, Demon in a Bottle is poison.

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This is "Demon Rum"
the best drink, with a gold sign.

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Secondly, don't you dare me here
give advice, beard.

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Wow. It's a shame.

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The Grandmaster is a fraud
and you need to get rid of it.

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Are you ready
remove the Grandmaster?

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You? And you?

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- Why aren’t you two laughing?
- Tony, help, please.

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Nikos poops on me. This is for me
I don't like it, but he won't stop.

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Because we will win
Grandmaster at his own game.

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So what do you say?
Partners?

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The best drink.

242
00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:03,666
So, no frills.

243
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,666
Ugh! It smells like burnt root.

244
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:37,791
The mountain man said something about
that Thanos' daughter is stalking you?

245
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:40,625
Yeah. I heard it's better with these
don't bump into each other in a dark alley.

246
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,708
You shouldn't stay here.
Better run.

247
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,583
Ever heard of
about the "camp rule"?

248
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:47,333
"Always leave room for more
cleaner than I found."

249
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,750
Um...First of all, I'm sorry,
that I didn't recognize you

250
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,916
You are the son of Thanos.
His little one is evil.

251
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,958
We're all fans
your father's work.

252
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,666
You're a great killer.

253
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,500
I need Tonic Stark.

254
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:02,666
- Who?
— Haw-Haw Man.

255
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,125
A! Explosive handles.

256
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:07,166
He left. He's gone.
No idea where. Anywhere.

257
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,041
Hey Technicolor Dreamcoat.

258
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,958
- Oh, not bad.
- Yes, I hacked your toys.

259
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,208
And he also created his own.

260
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,458
I can destroy this planet
but let's be honest...

261
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:20,041
Human beings are the inhabitants of Sakaar.
We've already seen some crazy things.

262
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,875
Here's my proposal:
you, me, one race.

263
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,875
The winner will receive the planet.

264
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,666
But we already have a planet.

265
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,333
It's a trap. Stark -
genius on his planet.

266
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:33,125
Yes, but not a master genius like me.

267
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:37,208
I'm intrigued but not convinced.

268
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,750
You choose chariots.

269
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,083
Sir, we don't have to agree.

270
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,416
Quiet. Don't be such a Logical Linda.

271
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:48,333
Hey if I win
I'll get this suit.

272
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,333
- I want this suit.
- Hands down.

273
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,250
Fool.

274
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:02,750
You wanted Metal Man,
and now you know exactly where he will be.

275
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,958
By the way, you are also participating,
baby Thanos.

276
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,583
- Daughter of Thanos.
- "Daughter"? Seriously?

277
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,833
Okay, so be it.

278
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,666
Thanks for agreeing, guys.

279
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,125
I always wanted to go very slowly.

280
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,541
I'm not in the passenger seat.
Let's get started.

281
00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:40,666
You won't see victory.

282
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,500
Give up now
and no one will get hurt.

283
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:51,333
Oh wow. Hit me and call me Spartak.
Indeed a chariot.

284
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:52,916
Hey loser.

285
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,416
You're dead, Mojo.

286
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,708
-Have you come to take this off me?
- Don't know. Still want to kill me?

287
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,208
That's what I thought. Here.
We'll be in touch.

288
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,291
Have a nice summer.

289
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:16,875
I love this part.
Vroom, vroom.

290
00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,416
In position.

291
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,083
Get ready.
Wait.

292
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,208
Wait. On my command.

293
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,375
Forward.

294
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,750
Help would be nice.

295
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:52,791
Get it!

296
00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:57,583
Auch.

297
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,166
Ooh. I like this machine.

298
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,125
Hey Oscar the Grouch,
can you hear me?

299
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,791
Listen, I'm the last one who should
give a lecture about problems with fathers.

300
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:38,041
My daddy is no Atticus Finch.

301
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,750
- Who?
- That's it. Who are you?

302
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,458
“You just talk about your father.”
- I'm a killer.

303
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,666
Yes, yes, but that was yesterday.
Who are you today?

304
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,083
Or right now?

305
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,541
Okay, let's take a break.

306
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,166
Damn it!

307
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,875
ABOUT! You're alive!
Happy as ever.

308
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,750
Oh, wait a second, Lady Grinch.
Help me out a little.

309
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,416
Tony, behind you!

310
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,291
Oh no, no, no.

311
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,666
Oh, here we go.

312
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:16,875
Pfft, that sucks.

313
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,125
Come on, machine. Go.

314
00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:41,666
A wonderful fireball.

315
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,041
Oh, there you are.
So where did I stop?

316
00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:02,458
ABOUT! Exactly. Look, I understand. Me too
lived for a long time in the shadow of his father.

317
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,041
I did things that I’m not proud of.

318
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:08,500
Because of my inventions
people died.

319
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:12,583
But the point is that people change
even for the better.

320
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,958
I am not my father.
And you are not your father.

321
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:18,541
I chose the better way
and became Iron Man.

322
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:20,708
I mean "Mr.
Metal Mojo?"

323
00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:21,958
Well, it’s stuck.

324
00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:46,375
What button... Come on...
I know. Swallow the dust!

325
00:23:57,875 --> 00:23:59,166
Oh! Snuffy has brothers.

326
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,750
In general, it's up to you to decide
who do you want to be.

327
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,791
Not your father.
Not your past.

328
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,208
You. Who are you?

329
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,041
Daughter of Thanos or...

330
00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,916
You know, I never found out
What's your name?

331
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,416
My name is Gamora.

332
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:46,125
Thank you, Gamora.
German name? Or Swedish?

333
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,583
This is not the end, Stark.

334
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:01,166
Ha ha! Oh.

335
00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:19,041
Whoa! Val, are you okay?

336
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,541
- Yeah, okay. Win the race.
- Yeah.

337
00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:27,041
I'm winning. I'm winning. A?

338
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:34,083
Oh?

339
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,333
ABOUT! Mojo.

340
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,833
Mojo.

341
00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:45,375
Well, we got a gold star.
We have a draw.

342
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:48,083
And according to the rules, the winner
In this case, I choose.

343
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,416
I choose myself.

344
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:53,083
I won fair and square.

345
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,291
Um, Topaz?

346
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:18,208
Wow... I'm melting.

347
00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:19,416
Hey, I even like it.

348
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,291
What is this? Ooh.
How good. Ooh!

349
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:26,791
- How sticky.
- Ugh. Smells like a bad life choice.

350
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,791
Um, what's going on?

351
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:53,250
“I think they chose you as ruler.”
- Fine.

352
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,708
I was just thinking what was needed here
add camp rules.

353
00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:00,291
What do you say?

354
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:03,958
Despite my appearance
nature is not very close to me.

355
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:06,583
How about
become an advisor to the ruler?

356
00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:07,916
Yes, I can do that.

357
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:11,083
For leaving space
cleaner than I found.

358
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,041
Wow, well, at least one.

359
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,958
At least one drink that is not similar
at a urinal in a theme park.

360
00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:18,833
I can't convince you to stay, can I?

361
00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:21,708
I would stay, but it's time to go home.
Pepper was waiting for me.

362
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:23,166
I prefer salt.

363
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,750
Harmful to the body
but isn't love always dangerous?

364
00:28:30,666 --> 00:28:32,083
Almost there, Pepper.

365
00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:36,833
So close to home.
His odyssey is almost over, but...

366
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:40,416
I can't go back to my father
without you, Stark.

367
00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,250
Not fists

368
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,625
and people cheat
progress of battles.

369
00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:48,500
Connections Love. Friendship.

370
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:50,791
You know how to surprise, baby.

371
00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:56,541
And is your name Iron Man?
I expected more.

372
00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:59,166
Hey, you finally
called correctly.

373
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:00,250
Let's get started, G.

374
00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:02,458
And the confidence that someone
will cover you during the battle.

375
00:29:13,046 --> 00:29:18,733
Translated for the tg channel "Where are the texts, Lebowski?"
t.me/lebowskiposts

376
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,291
Oh Topaz, I'm glad
that you are here.

377
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:05,083
Can you find me a bucket?

378
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:07,708
Although you need a bucket,
and a mop.

379
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:09,583
Soak me up. Soak it up.

380
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:12,833
I need you to
absorbed something.