1 00:00:42,489 --> 00:00:46,910 Good things take time. I know they do. What's your excuse? 2 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:49,830 Your Highness. 3 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:54,010 Wow, it's very hard to get good help these days. 4 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:00,950 You want a cuppa? 5 00:01:04,039 --> 00:01:08,200 Please. While you're at it, mind rolling us one of these? 6 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,220 What's this? 7 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,860 What does it look like? It's pot. 8 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,700 It's purple. That's what it is. 9 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Where'd you get it? 10 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:19,500 Austin found it down at the tavern. Steve found it. Huh? Said it knocked his 11 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,060 socks clean off. Said we had to dry it. 12 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:22,560 Oh. 13 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:24,960 Oh, well, if Steve said so. 14 00:01:47,479 --> 00:01:50,120 You know, I think Steve might be onto something. 15 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,970 You know, I think this needs a little kiss better. 16 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:29,270 What's going on down there, Neil? 17 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:31,510 Neil! 18 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,510 What are you... Earth to Neil? 19 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:38,530 Neil? Get out of there! Ow! 20 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:39,810 Neil! 21 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:41,450 Neil! 22 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:42,830 Neil, get up! 23 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:44,750 Neil, get up! 24 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:55,650 What's going on to you? 25 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,320 Not too late to change your mind, you know. 26 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,360 About what, being here? 27 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,959 It is, isn't it? We're about to get picked up. 28 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:21,899 Yeah, but you'd still rather be at that cool music festival with your cool 29 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:23,500 friends. We can make that happen. 30 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,400 Nah. 31 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,840 Okay. Good. 32 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:32,040 Just don't be nervous, alright? 33 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:36,780 Just be your normal, beautiful, bubbly self. 34 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,550 I don't know if they've ever been bubbly. 35 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:50,810 What's Jill short for? 36 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:52,630 Juliet. 37 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:56,090 What's Charlie short for? She's got little legs. 38 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,290 Shut up. 39 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:58,770 It's not short for anything. 40 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,110 It's just Charlie. 41 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:03,550 What's your star sign? 42 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:05,930 Sagittarius. Oh. 43 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:07,650 Yeah, I want to pick that. 44 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,360 Why, what's yours? 45 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,540 I don't know what I'm talking about. 46 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:13,360 Do you have any dietary requirements? 47 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:14,860 Ah, no. 48 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:16,020 You smoke weed? 49 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:19,240 Sure. Nice one, bro. 50 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,200 Finally made yourself a good one. 51 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,060 Yeah, I'm pretty proud of this one. 52 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:24,820 Probably my best work yet. 53 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,660 Happy New Year. 54 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,580 Thank you. 55 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:42,250 Oh wow. 56 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,760 can grow vegetables on the ground 57 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:22,700 early in the morning when 58 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:29,700 moosters get up we put the kid on the farm some tea in 59 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:35,260 your tummy and fruit in your bowl we really got it all 60 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:40,100 alright everyone this is us 61 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,600 Wake up, Jules. We're here. 62 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:01,840 Okay. 63 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,280 Before you said this was a converted tractor shed. 64 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,560 This is just a tractor shed. 65 00:07:22,260 --> 00:07:23,820 It's rustic. 66 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,340 Yeah, that's the word. 67 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,820 Okay, these are the beds. 68 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:38,980 When they said a slip floor, I was definitely imagining rooms, but they'll 69 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:39,980 do, I guess. 70 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,000 Does the website not have photos of this place? 71 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:47,380 No. But, hey, you know, go for it. Organise it yourself next time. 72 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:49,920 Great. It'll be like a sleepover. 73 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:53,280 Yeah. I like it. It's minimal. 74 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,840 We've got a stove. 75 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:56,460 We've got a fridge. 76 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,620 We've got a DVD player. 77 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,040 What more do we want? 78 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,640 Hey, there's a barbecue. 79 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,600 It's something at least. I hope it's got gas. 80 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:10,760 Hey, does anyone have any reception? 81 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,480 No. 82 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,870 Brian, you wanna come for a walk? 83 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:22,450 I'm gonna stay here and unpack, I think. 84 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:24,810 Let me know if you find anything there. 85 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:32,789 Hey, um, has anyone seen like a toilet or a shower or a bathroom? 86 00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:34,710 Or anything? 87 00:08:39,429 --> 00:08:40,429 Nah. 88 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:52,690 I can't believe you answered! 89 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,390 Huh? Leah! 90 00:08:56,830 --> 00:09:00,210 I miss you guys! 91 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:53,320 One of my kids told me he was going to punch me in the face last term. 92 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:59,400 A 12-year-old kid told me he was going to wait for me after school and punch me 93 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,560 in the face. Can you believe that? 94 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:02,860 Kids these days, eh? 95 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:08,140 I always had a respect for authority as a kid. 96 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,700 Really healthy respect for authority. 97 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,040 What'd you do? 98 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,620 What could I do? 99 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:18,410 You know, I had to get one of the other teachers to walk me out to my car after 100 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,430 school every day for the rest of the year. 101 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,930 It's the kind of shit they don't tell you about at teacher school, though. 102 00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:28,410 How's the chicken going? 103 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,190 I don't know. 104 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,930 Must be a hot barbecue or something. 105 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:42,870 Well, I'd just like to say we made it. 106 00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:44,859 Congratulations. 107 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,340 I guess. 108 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,240 Yeah. 109 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:54,320 And I can't think of a better group of people to spend New Year's with. 110 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,280 Cheers. Oh, cheers to that. 111 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:57,720 Cheers, cheers. 112 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,000 Cool. Now cut the chicken, please. I'm starving. 113 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:02,940 Take it away, Campbell. 114 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,840 Okay. Here we go. 115 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,720 Drop on the chicken. 116 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:35,460 How's it going in there? I think it might be a little bit... 117 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:40,580 Let's have a look. 118 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:46,620 Yeah, I think it's just a little bit pink in there still. 119 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,120 Oh. Ooh. 120 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:51,820 That's not done. 121 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,700 That's going to need a couple more minutes. 122 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,960 I'm going to take this out again. 123 00:11:58,860 --> 00:11:59,860 Talk amongst yourselves. 124 00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,270 Good morning for this girl. 125 00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:07,150 I've been making pancakes. 126 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:10,350 Yeah, go for it. Georgia's training for a half marathon. 127 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:12,090 She must be very goal-oriented. 128 00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:15,270 She is. We're just talking about what to do today. 129 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:16,630 Yeah, and? 130 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:20,690 Campbell suggested firing up the old DVD player, watching a movie. 131 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,029 Anything good? 132 00:14:22,030 --> 00:14:23,710 No such thing as a bad DVD. 133 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,110 Where's the bubbles? 134 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:26,810 We should get it in the fridge for tonight. 135 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:28,810 Are we supposed to bring bubbles? 136 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:33,010 Sorry. No, it's fine. We'll just have to do a quick shop run. 137 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:34,369 Or not. 138 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,890 Not everything has to revolve around alcohol. 139 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:39,090 We don't need booze to have a good time, right? 140 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,230 Maybe one or two bottles. 141 00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:45,810 Yeah, and we can pick up some ice while we're there. 142 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,130 What do you reckon? 143 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:49,989 Girl's trip? 144 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,889 You know, go on. 145 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:55,650 All right, we've got about 30 minutes till those pancakes kick in, so... What 146 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:56,650 pancakes? 147 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:02,950 Whoa. 148 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,960 You have to do the talking. 149 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,900 This place is freaking me out. Okay. 150 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,320 What do I do? Go up to the counter and you say, just these things. 151 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,640 Just these things. 152 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,020 Perfect. Okay. 153 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,320 Just these things 154 00:15:51,320 --> 00:16:06,240 4748 155 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,340 Sorry? 156 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,300 4748 157 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,730 Oh, you know what you need? 158 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,670 A ladder. 159 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,710 Yeah. Let's go find you one. 160 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,350 Yeah. Let's go. 161 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,330 Hello? 162 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,030 Anybody home? 163 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,460 Farmer? Let's just leave it. 164 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,660 Hello? 165 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,160 I'll go see if he's around the back. 166 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:29,120 No! 167 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:34,940 Jesus. 168 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,500 What the hell is this? 169 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,220 I really don't think we should be here. 170 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,160 Yeah, I'm with you. 171 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,880 Let's just grab the letter and get out of here. 172 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,240 Oh. 173 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,720 Oh. 174 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,500 Oh, my God. 175 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,940 Is it human? 176 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,100 No. 177 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,910 That'll just be a sheep or a pig or something, I reckon. 178 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,610 Oh, look! 179 00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:21,350 What? The shed. 180 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,310 It's where the letters will be. 181 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:29,330 That sucks. 182 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:32,590 I can't do it anymore. 183 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,950 What are you talking about? We're nearly there. 184 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,710 No. It's milestone. 185 00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:38,830 We're not gonna make it. 186 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,260 Here comes our hero. 187 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,680 I think there's a letter in there. 188 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,760 Brian, I think it's locked. 189 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,380 Let's just leave. 190 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:49,540 Watch this. 191 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,340 Whoa. 192 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,260 It's like the olden days in here. 193 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,700 Bingo. 194 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,780 This feels very, very wrong. 195 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,700 We're just borrowing a letter, Campbell. It's not a crime. 196 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,730 Hello. Check it out. 197 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:35,570 Freaky farmer weed. 198 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,270 There's no farmer smoked weed. 199 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:47,930 Oh, this one does. 200 00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:50,470 Very dead. 201 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,970 Want me to roll a spicy one? 202 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:56,170 Let's just get the ladder and go. 203 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,640 Just like the one on the map at the museum. 204 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:33,280 We must be getting close to the rubies. 205 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,860 That's where you roll. 206 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:47,480 Anyone want to go smoke this super special secret New Year's Eve marijuana 207 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,800 cigarette with me? 208 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,120 Hell yeah. 209 00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:05,910 I've been off school for the last two weeks, and so far it's stacking up to be 210 00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:07,630 the best two weeks of my life. 211 00:22:08,990 --> 00:22:13,050 My New Year's resolution is to quit my job. 212 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:17,130 Wow. 213 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:19,930 Plus, I think I hate kids. 214 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:25,070 My New Year's resolution is... 215 00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:37,530 Get into bouldering Really? 216 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:45,030 My resolution is to not make any 217 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:50,910 more decisions about anything Just path of least resistance 218 00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:53,470 from here on out 219 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:59,610 Hell yeah 220 00:23:09,699 --> 00:23:12,500 Okay. My 221 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:20,720 New 222 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:27,260 Year's wish is for next 223 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,260 year. 224 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,960 to be really 225 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:40,480 really 226 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,480 funny. 227 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:21,620 Man, this cheese isn't even touching the sides. I'm hungry. 228 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:07,060 Hi Where do you feel we from whether we come from I just 229 00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:08,060 found it 230 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,840 Anyone else hear that? 231 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:26,980 I heard it. 232 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,620 I heard that one. 233 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:38,380 Good 234 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:49,100 evening. 235 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,040 Having a party, eh? 236 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,960 Look, I just came over to say hello. I'm Neil, by the way. 237 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,500 I've brought you this. 238 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,040 Cook that up tomorrow. 239 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,680 Yeah. 240 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,380 Yeah, so, well, probably better. 241 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,180 Happy New Year. 242 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,640 Oh, what? 243 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,660 It's New Year's Eve. 244 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,680 Ah. Right. 245 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,340 Do you have a resolution? 246 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:33,700 Maybe at my age not to cark it. 247 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:35,180 Cute. 248 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,440 Okay. 249 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,080 I'll leave you to it. 250 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,020 10am, check out tomorrow. 251 00:27:54,699 --> 00:27:55,699 That's my letter. 252 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,780 That's my letter. Yeah, we borrowed it for the 253 00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:09,100 disco ball. 254 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:15,900 You've been in my shed. 255 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,720 You can have it back now if you want because we're done with it. 256 00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:32,070 Have you smoked any of that? 257 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:33,730 In the jar? 258 00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:35,830 Oh, just a little bit. 259 00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:39,570 Give it to me. Give me the jar. 260 00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:40,850 Come on. 261 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,150 Sir, I think you should put that down. 262 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:05,870 Whoa, 263 00:29:07,050 --> 00:29:08,050 whoa, okay. 264 00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:09,850 We're cool. 265 00:29:10,130 --> 00:29:12,130 We're cool, we're cool, we're cool. Did that get anyone? 266 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:14,190 No, I'm fine. 267 00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:17,070 Sir? 268 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:32,090 I think I'm going to be... I think I'm going to faint. 269 00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:34,290 Is he dead? 270 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:36,910 Yeah, I think he's dead, Jules. 271 00:29:37,830 --> 00:29:39,410 All his brains came out. 272 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:41,430 So what do we do then? 273 00:29:42,670 --> 00:29:43,670 I don't know. 274 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:47,570 We can start by not panicking. 275 00:29:48,950 --> 00:29:49,950 No. 276 00:29:50,270 --> 00:29:51,770 We haven't done anything wrong. 277 00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:54,910 We should call the police, like, immediately? 278 00:29:55,190 --> 00:29:56,190 Yes. 279 00:29:56,530 --> 00:29:59,090 I like that idea. Nobody touch anything, OK? This is all... 280 00:29:59,679 --> 00:30:01,120 Probably evidence now. 281 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,480 Charlie, we should probably leave. 282 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,380 We should probably leave the brains. 283 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,840 Charlie? 284 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,820 You have to try this. 285 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,140 Here, here. 286 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:18,380 I'll give you a little one. 287 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:19,879 There we go. 288 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,880 Nice girl. 289 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,280 Put it in your mouth. Trust me. 290 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:26,580 Guys, maybe... Don't do that. 291 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:43,460 wow oh my god that's amazing right is that what brain tastes like 292 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:48,620 guys guys i don't know about this guys i just i'm really serious about making 293 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:51,860 things tricky when the police get here i don't think they're gonna notice some 294 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:57,600 brains i don't think they're gonna really care come here no no no way just 295 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,760 yeah but try this 296 00:30:59,470 --> 00:31:00,470 No. 297 00:31:00,790 --> 00:31:02,170 Go off and eat, man. 298 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,550 Hey. 299 00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:17,510 Hey. Hey. 300 00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:19,370 Eat this. 301 00:31:19,810 --> 00:31:21,010 Give me the internet. 302 00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:23,870 I feel good. 303 00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:01,060 Wow. That's the best thing I've ever had in my life. 304 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:03,980 Plenty more where it came from. 305 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:59,300 I don't know how to talk about this, but last night we 306 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:04,300 ate some of a man. 307 00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:13,100 Okay, so I think we should start by just putting that out there and owning it 308 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:16,820 and saying that's something that happened. 309 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,500 Okay, we don't know why. 310 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,400 Well, it was probably the weed. 311 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:26,860 Right? You know, it must be cannibal weed or something. 312 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,719 Okay, we don't have to start throwing the C word around, Jules. Cannibal 313 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:31,558 weed's not a thing. 314 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,739 Are you sure? Because we smoked it, and then we gobbled up an old man's brains. 315 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,380 Okay, so what, you're saying it's like magic or something? 316 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:46,060 I don't know what I'm saying, Campbell. What I mean is that this is not a normal 317 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:47,100 set of circumstances. 318 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,820 Could be cursed. 319 00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,600 Magic, cursed, doesn't matter. 320 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,580 I think we can all agree, though, that we don't smoke any more of it, okay? 321 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,720 Okay? Yes, of course. 322 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:01,460 Good. Okay, so that's the first thing. 323 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:06,580 The next thing is, what do we do now? 324 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,800 I have an idea. 325 00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:09,660 Great. Campbell, shoot. 326 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:14,300 This might seem obvious, but call the cops. No. Why not? 327 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,660 Because we will all go to jail for a very long time. You don't know that. No, 328 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,180 I don't, but it's an educated guess. 329 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:20,980 Whatever it's called. 330 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:26,020 Whatever the word is, but the thing we did, it's almost certainly definitely 331 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:28,920 illegal. Yeah, definitely felt wrong, eh? 332 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:32,420 This is why we should front foot this, okay? 333 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:38,300 We should come clean, just lay it all out, because if it does turn out that 334 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:42,000 what we did was illegal, then it'll help us, to be honest about it. 335 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:47,880 You see, the thing is, Campbell, if we tell the cops, then the cops know, eh? 336 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,420 Okay, well... 337 00:35:49,710 --> 00:35:51,990 Let's see someone else's genius idea. We can all shit on that one. 338 00:35:53,730 --> 00:35:54,730 We dig a hole. 339 00:35:55,850 --> 00:35:59,450 We dig a hole. We put everything inside it. We cover it up and we never talk 340 00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:00,450 about it ever again. 341 00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:04,030 You're acting like we killed someone. 342 00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:09,850 But we... That's not what happened. We didn't... We just ate some of his 343 00:36:09,850 --> 00:36:12,430 brains. Okay, well, is it worse to kill someone or to eat them? 344 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:58,740 Everyone deserves a holiday. 345 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,360 Take a break for a while. 346 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:14,220 Everyone deserves a holiday. 347 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,940 Take a break. 348 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,480 Nice hole. 349 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,440 Here. 350 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:41,740 I can get one of these. 351 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,460 No thanks. 352 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,600 I think I need a break. 353 00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:46,538 Go on. 354 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:49,240 You like this stuff. It's the kitty kitty bushweed. 355 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,100 I can tell you're freaking out. I'm not freaking out. 356 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,400 I'm honestly fine. 357 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,900 It's just, I want to get this over and done with. 358 00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:58,660 Oh. 359 00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:00,260 Look at you. 360 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,480 Digging a grave. 361 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,520 Not a grave. 362 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:09,930 it's just a hole yeah yeah definitely a hole big secret hole 363 00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:16,930 cool well i will um leave you this in case you change your mind 364 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:20,030 and um yeah bye see ya 365 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:42,750 All right, funeral over. 366 00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:49,250 Well, that's that, I guess. 367 00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:02,030 Have you guys seen Neil, the guy next door? 368 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:05,230 Hello? 369 00:41:06,170 --> 00:41:07,170 He's not at home. 370 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:10,050 I found this weird note. 371 00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:12,530 I'm just kind of worried about him. 372 00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:14,590 If you see him, can you tell him to give me a call? 373 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,900 Hey, did you guys leave your car by the shop? 374 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,720 What shop? 375 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,120 Yeah. Well, it's about to get towed. 376 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,660 They should probably move it. 377 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,240 Yeah. Okay. 378 00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:55,180 Thanks. 379 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,400 What are you guys doing? 380 00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:00,260 Nothing. 381 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,500 You know. 382 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,180 Are you digging a hole? 383 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:04,700 No. Yeah. 384 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:11,820 Why? 385 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,880 I don't know. 386 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,740 Just for fun, I guess. 387 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,400 All right. 388 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:38,760 Well, if you see my mate, tell him to give me a call. 389 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:41,180 Definitely. You got it. 390 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:02,130 Let's look after the shop. 391 00:43:05,470 --> 00:43:07,070 The hell did you write on that note, Charlie? 392 00:43:07,390 --> 00:43:08,870 Why did you tell them we were digging a hole? 393 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:12,090 It was pretty obvious what we were doing. Campbell's holding a big shovel. 394 00:43:12,570 --> 00:43:14,150 We're all on the same page, right? 395 00:43:14,730 --> 00:43:17,930 We have a witness now who witnessed us digging a grave. 396 00:43:18,310 --> 00:43:20,230 Does anyone have a plan B up their sleeve? 397 00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:21,550 No. 398 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,480 What is it, Campbell? 399 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,740 No, I don't want it. 400 00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:36,940 Wait. 401 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:40,840 Split it up. No, no, no. I don't want to say it. It's just an intrusive thought. 402 00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:42,940 I don't want to put it out into the world. Please ignore me. 403 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,560 No, fuck. I think I'm having the same thought. 404 00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:47,340 What is it, guys? 405 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:49,420 Is it about the body? 406 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,020 Yeah. 407 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,720 Is anyone going to tell me what's going on? 408 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:11,020 I guess we're going to have to eat all his hair and his skin and stuff. 409 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,340 Yeah, and his eyeballs and toenails and guts. 410 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,160 And his gooch. Oh, God. 411 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:19,260 His balls. 412 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,180 Look, guys, we're going to have to eat this man's bum hole, okay, that he's 413 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:23,640 shed out of for the last 70 years. 414 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,500 Oh, yeah, it's probably really hairy. 415 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,620 Maybe we make sausages or something. 416 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:33,960 My memory of last night's pretty hazy. I reckon after we smoke this, we're not 417 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,100 going to care about his bum hole. 418 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:37,980 How long do you think this is going to take? I don't know. 419 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,920 How much meat can we eat a day? 420 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:41,260 A couple of kilos each? 421 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,680 We can probably finish him off in about a week. 422 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,660 At least there's no one to pay if we have to stay an extra few days. 423 00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:49,580 I hope no one else has booked in after us. 424 00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:51,820 If we cook him down a bit, it'll be way faster. 425 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,200 What about his bones? 426 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,880 I don't know. Burn them. No. 427 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,120 No, no, no. 428 00:44:56,300 --> 00:45:00,940 We'll dry them out by the fire, grind them up into a powder, dust them over 429 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:04,360 our suit and slurp them up. Oh, that's so gross. 430 00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:08,700 Really good idea, though. Oh, shivers. 431 00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:11,460 I can't believe we're doing this. 432 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,540 Yeah, well, what other option do we have? 433 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:37,280 You know you can come to me No 434 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:44,160 matter what you do I'm just 435 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,160 a 436 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:11,350 Bye. 437 00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,210 Fine smash. 438 00:46:53,930 --> 00:46:56,130 Say it in hell if you want. 439 00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:32,750 We should 440 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:39,220 Bye. 441 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,620 There was broken glass around his house. There was this note. 442 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,660 Do you want to read any of this? 443 00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:36,780 Come see me tomorrow. 444 00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:39,700 We'll do it all properly. We'll do it all right. 445 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,460 It's January 2nd. 446 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,160 Cops got to have a holiday too. 447 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,640 Hey, bloody car. 448 00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:50,060 Gary, come on. 449 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,880 Happy New Year. 450 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,560 Come on, Gary. 451 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,200 I miss you so much. 452 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:19,560 I got absolutely read off last night. I feel so fucked. 453 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:23,220 Anyway, how's the farm going? 454 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,240 See me some packs. I want to see what you've been up to. 455 00:52:52,490 --> 00:52:53,490 Oh! 456 00:53:22,029 --> 00:53:23,029 Hey, you alright? 457 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:26,610 You want to come hang out with the others? Yeah, in a bit. 458 00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:28,650 Where are your friends going? 459 00:53:28,950 --> 00:53:29,950 I think we should leave. 460 00:53:30,450 --> 00:53:32,590 You get rid of the old F word, do you? 461 00:53:33,490 --> 00:53:36,410 FOMO? Brian, if we can get to Springfield, Leah said that she can come 462 00:53:36,410 --> 00:53:37,410 and pick us up. 463 00:53:38,170 --> 00:53:39,170 Wait, are you serious? 464 00:53:41,330 --> 00:53:44,050 Where's this coming from? You were having such a good time last night. 465 00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:50,230 No, Brian, I wasn't having a good time last night. I was high out of my mind on 466 00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:51,230 cannibal weed. 467 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:53,000 I don't want to do this anymore. 468 00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:54,600 What are we going to tell the others? 469 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,360 Don't just leave. They'll think we're bailing on them. 470 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,280 So? Oh my god, let them finish it off. 471 00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:02,320 They look like they're enjoying themselves anyway. 472 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:09,140 Besides, there is no evidence of us having anything to do with this. 473 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:11,960 What do you mean? 474 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,100 I have photos of them eating it. 475 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,960 You want to pin it on them? 476 00:54:21,319 --> 00:54:24,520 Jesus, George, I don't know if our friendship's going to survive then. 477 00:54:26,820 --> 00:54:30,600 Look, Brian, I've known these people for like three days. I do not care about 478 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,600 them. 479 00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:34,420 You can stay here if you want, but I'm going. 480 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,000 No, no, no, no, no. I'll come with you. 481 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:40,220 We can't go now, though. 482 00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:42,040 Don't know if something's up. 483 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:49,480 Why don't we just wait a few more hours until they go to sleep, and then we can 484 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,480 slip out. 485 00:54:50,940 --> 00:54:51,940 cover of darkness. 486 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:56,400 How about that? And then we can think of an excuse to tell them. 487 00:54:57,220 --> 00:55:00,200 Like, you're dead, you have to go to hospital or something. 488 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:05,120 It's just a few more hours. 489 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,260 And then we'll get out of here, okay? I promise you. 490 00:55:19,970 --> 00:55:21,490 We're going to get you out of here, though. 491 00:55:24,370 --> 00:55:28,230 In the meantime, just act normal, okay? 492 00:55:28,610 --> 00:55:30,030 What about this is normal, Brian? 493 00:55:32,170 --> 00:55:34,030 Here's that famous Jill smile. 494 00:55:37,510 --> 00:55:38,510 Come on. 495 00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:41,410 There you go. 496 00:55:42,870 --> 00:55:43,870 That's better. 497 00:55:55,660 --> 00:55:56,660 Whoa. 498 00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:25,970 You alright, Bri? 499 00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:33,330 Yeah, yeah, I'm just, um, wondering if I need any more of this because I'm still 500 00:56:33,330 --> 00:56:35,010 pretty stoned from the river. 501 00:56:36,070 --> 00:56:43,070 So I think, um, yeah, now that I think about it, um, I'm probably okay, 502 00:56:43,350 --> 00:56:45,010 actually. 503 00:56:46,310 --> 00:56:47,670 Why are you being weird, Bri? 504 00:56:48,390 --> 00:56:51,590 I'm not, I'm not being weird. Um, do you want any more? 505 00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:53,690 It's Jules' turn. She hasn't been yet. 506 00:56:54,670 --> 00:56:55,790 Pass to your left. 507 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:18,750 I'm good, thanks. 508 00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:22,810 Oh, but you didn't smoke with us down at the river. 509 00:57:23,470 --> 00:57:24,890 So you can't still be stoned? 510 00:57:25,330 --> 00:57:29,130 I don't really want any. You guys go ahead, though. 511 00:57:29,550 --> 00:57:30,550 What? 512 00:57:30,850 --> 00:57:32,190 You're just going to eat it sober? 513 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:36,150 I think I'm going to sit this one out. 514 00:57:37,070 --> 00:57:40,990 Not really feeling up to it. None of us are feeling it. That's why we're smoking 515 00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:45,390 this. But I don't want to. 516 00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:46,990 Go on, Jules. 517 00:57:48,570 --> 00:57:49,650 Be a good girl. 518 00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:51,090 Smoke your weed. 519 00:57:52,130 --> 00:57:54,920 No. What's happening here? I thought we had a plan. 520 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,320 I'll eat her meat. 521 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,500 It's fine. 522 00:57:57,660 --> 00:58:01,320 I don't mind. The meat will get eaten. What the hell, Jules? Everyone has to 523 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,320 smoke. 524 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,300 If you don't smoke, you're a liability. She's not a liability. 525 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:09,440 Let's not even go there. She can turn on us. I thought you were actually kind of 526 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,440 cool. 527 00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:11,800 I am cool, Charlie. 528 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:16,140 Are you? I get it. You think you're better than us, eh? You know what? I 529 00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:17,780 will smoke some weed. 530 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,660 And I'll eat all the meat myself. I don't care. 531 00:58:22,030 --> 00:58:22,988 Shut up, Brian. 532 00:58:22,990 --> 00:58:23,990 No one cares. 533 00:58:27,710 --> 00:58:29,610 Okay, here we go. 534 00:58:30,930 --> 00:58:31,930 Brian, 535 00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:33,149 shut up. 536 00:58:33,150 --> 00:58:34,150 What have we got here? 537 00:58:36,170 --> 00:58:38,370 You guys are going to miss out. 538 00:58:39,050 --> 00:58:40,410 I'm going to eat this whole thing. 539 00:58:40,730 --> 00:58:41,730 Shut up! 540 00:58:48,910 --> 00:58:49,910 Smoke it, Jules. 541 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:29,540 Campbell, get some rope. Oh, come on. We do not need ropes. 542 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,800 Guys, listen to yourselves. We're all friends here. 543 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:35,010 You understand why we had to do this, right? 544 01:00:35,390 --> 01:00:36,930 Leave her alone, Campbell. 545 01:00:37,610 --> 01:00:38,730 Meet your mate. 546 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:43,510 I'm trying to, but your girlfriend's wigging everyone out. 547 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:44,890 Yeah, I wonder why. 548 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,210 I wanted to call the cops. 549 01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:48,910 Okay? 550 01:00:49,550 --> 01:00:52,310 Don't get pissed off at me. 551 01:00:52,610 --> 01:00:53,610 It's not too late. 552 01:00:53,770 --> 01:00:55,130 Why don't you pick up the phone? 553 01:00:58,960 --> 01:00:59,960 There's no res... 554 01:01:37,710 --> 01:01:38,570 Deal with it 555 01:01:38,570 --> 01:01:54,110 Come 556 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:59,510 in 557 01:02:19,790 --> 01:02:21,850 What the fuck is this shit? 558 01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:37,940 You did. 559 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:38,520 Thank you. 560 01:05:57,580 --> 01:05:58,580 Brian. 561 01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:00,320 I just want to talk. 562 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,040 Fuck off! 563 01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:03,140 Hello? 564 01:06:36,650 --> 01:06:37,650 Ah, shit. 565 01:06:39,030 --> 01:06:40,030 Goodbye, Brian. 566 01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:53,410 This is crazy, Campbell! 567 01:07:55,510 --> 01:08:01,170 Oh shit. 568 01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:12,980 Get back here! 569 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:46,450 Oh, shit. 570 01:10:54,470 --> 01:10:55,050 Fuck 571 01:10:55,050 --> 01:11:04,090 you, 572 01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:05,130 man. 573 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000 Yeah. 574 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:26,900 Your friend. 575 01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:29,100 It's in the freezer. 576 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,020 I did it, Josh! 577 01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:39,700 I won! 578 01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:41,460 It's over. 579 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,440 Let's go home. 580 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:48,100 Hey. 581 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:22,800 You're righteous. 582 01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:25,960 You should have just left. 583 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,100 You killed my friends. 584 01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:49,760 You ate my friend. 585 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,320 So what now? 586 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,000 Well, I could kill you. 587 01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:02,080 There are a lot of bodies up in those hills. 588 01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:03,980 You'd have to do a lot of explaining. 589 01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:05,940 You got any ideas, then? 590 01:15:06,620 --> 01:15:07,980 Tell the cops we were somewhere else. 591 01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,620 You're talking about a truce? 592 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,300 Yeah. 593 01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:16,180 Like a truce. 594 01:17:55,340 --> 01:18:01,480 Last night late at your house, I think I felt things that I've never felt before 595 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,540 in my life. 596 01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:10,060 I realized I needed love, cause I got the world spinning round in my head. 597 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:15,760 And it never makes any sense at all to me, why we have to cry. 598 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,420 Happy New Year baby, 599 01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:22,100 Happy New- 600 01:18:54,470 --> 01:18:57,910 Jump the neighbor's fence and hop inside the pool. 601 01:18:58,410 --> 01:19:04,330 Splashing around, infinitely cool. So many years ago. 602 01:19:50,570 --> 01:19:51,870 And a sore silhouette. 603 01:19:52,610 --> 01:19:55,830 Happy New Year, baby. 604 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:59,190 Happy New Year, baby.