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(dahće)
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(zvono školskog zvona)
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(podriguje)
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(gume škripe)
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D'oh!
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(gume škripe)
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♪ ♪
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(Straussov "Takođe Sprach
Zaratustra" svira)
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(klakanje)
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(zavijanje alarma)
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(alarm se zaustavlja)
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(gutanje)
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(ups)
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Simpson.
Uh-oh. Šef.
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Znaš li šta si uradio?
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Osvojio si Prebroj dugmad
u Button Jar Challengeu.
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Zahvaljujući njemu, svi dobijate
ostatak slobodnog dana.
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(smeje se)
Idi kući.
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Živite svoje živote.
Ne osvrći se.
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Smithers, tijela.
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(pištanje)
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(svira "Tema Jamesa Bonda")
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Imao sam sjajan dan, i zaista
želim da proslavimo sa momcima.
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zato ne čekaj me,
moja slatka,
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divan barmen, Moe.
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U redu, ali ko su momci?
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Mardžine sise. Vidimo se.
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(repanje):
♪ Tako sam srećan ♪
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♪ Pršti od radosti,
moj dan je bio spektakularan ♪
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♪ Poboljšavam svoj narodni jezik,
jede Cracker Jack-ular ♪
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♪ Do sada je savršen dan... ♪
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Patty i Selmin auto?! D'oh!
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Homie, prestani da izbacuješ rime
i obuci se.
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Idemo na 38
godišnje DMV nagrade.
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A, postoje
previše dodjela nagrada.
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Ljudi ne zaslužuju
toliko nagrada.
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Ljudi su sranje. Trebali bi
samo budi zahvalan što si živ.
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Uzmi svoje najbolje odijelo za sanduk,
jer ti ideš.
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(stenje)
ti si za stolom jedan,
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pored kupatila,
najdalje od bara.
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Patty i Selma produciraju
Surlys ove godine.
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Hamiltonova
osvojiti sve.
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Fred Hamilton.
Prozor šest.
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On može napraviti svaki
osoba u sobi
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osjećam da je njihov broj
najdalje od poziva.
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(smijeh)
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Znaš, Selma, James Bond
ima dozvolu za ubijanje.
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HOMER:
Prestanite sa forsiranjem!
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Ali mnogi ljudi bi
ubiti za ove licence.
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HOMER:
Heckle! Heckle!
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Za najsmješniji tanjir za ispraznost,
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nominovani su
I Heart Heart Doktori,
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iz spisateljskog tima...
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Tim?!
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♪ ♪
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Bip-bip, bip-bip.
Bip-bip, bip-bip.
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Predmeti mogu biti seksi
nego što se pojavljuju.
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(reži)
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To je to. Ja odlazim.
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Uzmi me!
Usporio bi me!
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Lisa Simpson ovdje,
pokriva Surly Awards
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za osnovnu školu Springfield
Školski radio, WSES.
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Ooh, dolazi
sada član publike.
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Jedan tip u In Memoriam kolutu
bio živ kada je počelo!
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Ne zaboravite svoju poklon torbu!
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To je samo kupon za a
dolar popusta u autopraonici,
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ali ako ga nemas,
dama u autopraonici
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daće ti jedan
iz fioke!
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(gume škripe)
Homie, vrati se!
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Ti si sljedeći voditelj!
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Pobjednik sam ja
jer odlazim!
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Želudac ispunjen bijesom.
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Obavezno ugasiti pomfritom.
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Pet Krusty Burgera. Nema paradajza.
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Izvinite, gospodine. Više ne služimo
Krusty Burgers.
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Ali to je tvoje ime! To je kao
da Macy's nije prodao Macea!
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Naš korporativni roditelj
u Kumamotu, Japan,
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je pokrenuo sljedeću zabavu
i promjene o kojima se ne može pregovarati...
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Hej, hej! Probajte naš puter
Sriracha sendvič,
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Kobe Shiitake
Ciabatta eksplozija,
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i Hanoi medeni roštilj
Banh Mi Pho-furter.
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uhvati ih brzo,
pre nego što nestanu sa Sai!
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(smijeh)
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Oh, samo želim
hamburger od jedne funte
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da zmija nije mogla
stane okolo.
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Izvini. Više ne prodajemo
Python Buster.
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Želite li Kombuchu
Umjesto toga Kimchi Mini Tacos?
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Samo mi daj šolju.
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To je aioli od cvekle.
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Ne!
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Ljudi! Pazi!
Sranje koje voliš da jedeš
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je zamijenjen hranom!
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(gume škripe)
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(gume škripe)
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♪ ♪
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Nebeski Oče, znam da jesi
prijatelj čoveka koji jede.
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Kreirali ste nedelju
pa možemo da doručkujemo.
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Molim te, O Lard, istuširaj me
sa tvojom božanskom mašću
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i donesi mi rolnice sa jajima.
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Ili pizza ili hot dog. Kako god
Mogu jesti dok vozim.
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Jer tvoj je cvijet
i sos zauvek.
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Meni
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bilo bi sjajno.
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♪ ♪
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(dahće)
Hvala.
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Da ti pomognem?
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Hm, šta je najzdravije
stvar na ovom mestu?
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(ups)
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Chewie, stigli smo.
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Chewie je šta
Zovem svoja usta.
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Zaista me nije briga
ono što zoveš ustima.
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♪ Jutro je puklo ♪
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♪ Kao prvo jutro ♪
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Ah.
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Baš na vrijeme za doručak.
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Zdravo, momci.
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Dakle, Homie, siguran sam
imaš dobro objašnjenje
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za mesto gde si bio.
Najbolji.
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Jeo sam hot-dogove.
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Hot dogovi?
(ruga se)
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To je tako glupo
mora da je istina.
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Kladim se da me zamišljaš
kao hot dog upravo sada.
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Apsolutno ne!
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(smeje se)
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A ove nisu bile
bilo koji hot dog--
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bili su Deuceovi
Caboose chili dogs!
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Bolesno smo bili zabrinuti!
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sta mislis da smo,
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covece?
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Uzmi to.
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Au! Nije pošteno!
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Ludila me je.
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(smeje se)
Deuce's Caboose, a?
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Vodili smo te tamo
kad si bio dečak.
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Ne sjećam se
bilo šta od toga.
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Pa ti si tada bio mlad,
i sad si glup.
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Tvoja mama i ja smo te odvezli
tamo svake srijede popodne
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dok smo namjestili naš brak.
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Okreni ovamo.
Oh, jednostavno voliš
reci mi šta da radim.
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dolazimo ovde svake nedelje,
i izgubiš se.
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Molim vas prestanite da se borite.
Oh, jednostavno bi ti se svidjelo
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ako smo to uradili,
zar ne?
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Uzeće mali sok i
sjedite tamo 50 minuta.
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Hej, mali,
imati psa čilija,
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na kuci.
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ako se rastanemo,
niko neće dobiti Homera!
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(svira "Cvjetni duet")
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Tada sam počeo
jedu moje emocije.
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Oh. Ti jadni momak.
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Debeli počinje.
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Pa, to me je naučilo
odlična vještina suočavanja.
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Za mene je jelo šta
za mene je piće.
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(smeje se) Samo bih volio da jesam
nešto otežavajuće u mom životu
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da me sada ogladni.
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Zdravo!
(dahće)
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Uh, Homie, Patty i Selma
izgubili posao u DMV-u,
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jer su potrošili previše
na dodjeli nagrada.
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Prešli smo budžet od 43 dolara.
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Za 100.000 dolara.
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Da uštedim novac, rekao sam
mogao živjeti ovdje neko vrijeme.
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i ne zaboravi,
imamo bebu i iguanu.
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I oboje imaju
različiti rasporedi spavanja.
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Šta imaju unutra
česta je dijareja.
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I zaboravili smo
da ponesem pelene.
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Hej. Sećaš me se
kao dete, zar ne?
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Ne, gospodine.
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Ali ti si me nazvao svojom
"Mali H-Dog", sjećaš se?
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Vidi, čovječe, idem gore.
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Jedva se mogu sjetiti
startna postava
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od Chicago Blackhawksa iz 1961.
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Uh, Bobby Hull; Al Arbour;
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Ed Litzenberger, kapetan;
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Stan Mikita; i... to je sve.
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Također, Dollard St. Laurent.
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Ali ne ti.
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Žao mi je, gospodine.
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MARTIN:
U redu ljudi,
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šta imaš
Ubijaju nas
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u rejtingu
po jutarnjim najavama.
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SKINNER:
pažnja,
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autobus u koji je bilo 30 djece
na "izletu"
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nije bio iz ove škole.
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Ako nečija mama može otići pokupiti
30 studenata u kineskoj četvrti,
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to bi bilo
mnogo cijenjen.
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Zašto nismo prekinuli tu priču?!
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Prokletstvo, čak i postojimo
pobijedio Jimboov podcast.
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Danas lijevo, desno i centar,
razgovaraćemo o tome da li
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udariti nekoga u lijevu stranu,
desno, ili centar.
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Naš specijalni gost danas
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je naopako štreber,
Milhouse Van Houten.
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Hvala
što si me vratio.
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Zar nismo samo trebali
da radimo priče koje želimo
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i ne brinite o ocjenama?
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To je priča o vrtiću.
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Ovo je profesionalno
radio četvrtog razreda.
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(kucanje)
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Sastanak je gotov.
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Moram da stavim
lopte nazad unutra.
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Ja sam najpametnija lopta
u torbi.
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Mogao bi biti zamijenjen,
i ne bi bilo teško.
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Blok od šljunka
sa rastegnutim pojasom
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uradio bi trik.
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(broj okretaja motora,
cvile gume)
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♪ ♪
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Kod mene niko ne jede.
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Niko!
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Ja sam samomrzi.
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♪ Hot dog! ♪
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♪ Život je kušanje
prilično dobro ♪
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♪ Oh, da ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Zato što me voliš
kao što bi trebalo ♪
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♪ Oh, da ♪
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♪ Pa stavi malo senfa
na mojoj roli ♪
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♪ Zato što laješ
u moju dušu ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Volim da te vidim kako hodaš ♪
♪ Goveđi dnevnik ♪
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♪ Volim te čuti kako pričaš ♪
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♪ Blog o hrani ♪
♪ Zaista uživam u tebi ♪
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Šta se rimuje sa užitkom?
♪ Ko bi mogao da te ulepša? ♪
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(Homer urla)
OBA: ♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Ne znam šta je
u tebi ♪
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♪ Hot dog! ♪
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(smijeh)
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Ah. I dalje ne znam
sećam te se čoveče.
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LISA:
Ovdje u Springfield osnovnoj,
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pritvor ima mnogo imena.
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Purgatraz, Skinner Sheraton,
aleja pljuvača,
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Bully Pen,
311 Vrijedi,
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Malo đavolje ostrvo
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i Dead Man Chalking.
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A ja sam ovdje sa legendarnim
Nurple Purpler Nelson Muntz.
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Yo.
Nelsone, pusti me
odmah na to.
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Haw-haw!
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Gde je to bilo
dolazi iz?
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Um... vau. prije svega,
odlično pitanje.
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Valjda sam upravo vidio kretena
radeći nešto jadno,
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i htela sam da napravim drogu
osjećati se kao dingus.
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Pa, g. Muntz, jednostavno se dogodi
imati jedan od onih "dingi"
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upravo ovdje.
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Milhouse, kakav je osjećaj
da dobijem punog Nelsona?
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Prvi haw
zar nije tako loše.
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Ali drugi
je razorno.
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Vau! Vau!
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Izvini, Lisa. Finansiranje je završeno
za našu radio stanicu.
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Ja ću, uh, imati
da ti vratim šešir.
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Šta?!
Jeff i Becky raskinuli!
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Malo prije priče
godine!
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Šta nije u redu, dušo?
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Odveli su
moja radio stanica,
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koji je bio jedini izvor
vijesti u području od 50 stopa.
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Mogao bi poći sa mnom
na štand za hot dog
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i izvršite pretragu riječi
na dečijem meniju.
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Imaju li dijagonale?
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Dijagonale! Eto gde
"trkački automobil" se skrivao.
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Oh, ne, štand za hot dog
je zatvoreno!
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Mesto koje sam zaboravio
za 30 godina je otišlo!
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Uvek postoji slaba karika.
Uvek postoji slaba karika!
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(stenje)
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Trebali bismo pomoći tom čovjeku.
On se guši.
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Sjećam se kada ste koristili
da mi pomogne kad se gušim.
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Zašto ne pitaš devojku
u prodavnici za planinarenje?
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Dao sam joj svoj broj
jer sam naručivao čizme.
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Ne dozvoli da se zaboravi
da na ovom sjajnom mestu
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je bilo mesto gde sam zaista mnogo jeo.
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Ne vidim kako možete kriviti
muškarac od 97 godina za penziju.
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Mislio sam da jesmo
istih godina.
I ja sam.
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Pa, nadam se da nisi
prodaj nekom klovnu.
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(Svira Krustyjeva tematska pjesma)
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Evo čeka.
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Dobrodošli u
Porodica Krusty Burger.
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I pošto smo mi porodica,
mi ne pricamo!
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Sledeći problem.
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Oh! Šta su još
hoćeš li se presvući?
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Zadržaćemo sve to
čini Deuce's Caboose odličnim.
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Kao hot dogovi
a caboose?
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Ne. Bože, ne. Već jesmo
razgovaraju sa glumcima sa C liste
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o izigravanju vlasnika
u reklamama.
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Pokušavamo pronaći
jeftini Garrett Morris.
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(škripa, paljenje motora)
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Hot dogovi, pođi sa mnom
ako želiš da živiš!
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(motor radi)
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Neka neko, zaustavi ih!
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(Krustyjeva tematska pjesma
svira obrnuto)
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Bolje da je tako
majmunski rep osecam.
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00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,835
Uh, šimpanze nemaju rep.
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Šimpanze imaju
bez repova?!
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00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,712
Tata, šta radimo?!
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00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,007
Štedim dragocjenost
uspomena na detinjstvo!
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Shvaćate da će to biti
moje sećanje iz detinjstva,
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00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,082
a možda i nije tako dragoceno?
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00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,080
To je problem
za odraslu Lisu.
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U redu onda.
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♪ ♪
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Svakako se nadam da nije
hot dog caboose tvog oca.
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Nemam kraj igre!
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Oh, Gospode! On je na
toliko vijesti,
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on ima svoju
tematska muzika sada.
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♪ Idi, Homere, idi! ♪
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♪ Nikad se ne zna
šta će da uradi! ♪
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Kent Brockman sa tobom.
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Gledate Kanal 6
Super timsko pokrivanje
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Chili Dog Day Afternoon
Weiner on a Roll.
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Zaista.
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U suštini, samo gledam
kao i vi ostali.
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Pretpostavljam da bi voleo neku vrstu
komentara ili perspektive.
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ja nemam,
ali bih voleo da zapamtite
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gledate kanal 6--
onaj koji ne seče
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kada neko umre.
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(zavijanje sirene)
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Šefe Wiggum, možda mogu
smiriti situaciju.
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De-osiguranje. Huh.
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00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,802
Pa, to je prvi put
za sve.
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Možete li mi dati
tvoj mikrofon?
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00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,972
Svaki policijski propis
kaže "ne,"
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00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,574
ali znate li šta kaže "da"?
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sta?
Tvoje oči.
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Aw.
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00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,450
Ovo je Lisa Simpson,
ime kome možeš vjerovati,
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i ja sam sa Homerom Simpsonom,
covek koji je upravo ukrao caboose.
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Moj otac je
na brzu potragu
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da uštediš masnu kašiku
od lizanja.
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Moram da štedim
taj komod pun hot dogova,
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što je šta
zvao me otac.
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Ova agresija neće izdržati,
pa pusti nas da se vozimo!
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00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:50,143
Recite, pukovniče,
u kojoj si vojsci bio?
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Nema veze
u kojoj sam vojsci bio
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i koja zgrada suda
predali smo se kod.
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Rekao sam da se vozimo!
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valjda je to to--
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jedna potjera autoputem
koji se završava neuspehom.
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Ne, nije!
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Prejedaćemo se!
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(svira dramatična muzika)
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00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,099
(veći instrumental
svira muzika)
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(svira dramatična muzika)
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SVE:
Bravo!
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D'oh!
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Žao mi je, tata.
Gotovo je.
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Ne, nije!
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(tiha škripa)
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Krusty, trči redovno!
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00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,844
Zaboravio sam kako!
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(škripa)
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00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,254
Dakle, za to je to.
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Ne! Ne mogu dozvoliti
moj mali H-Dog umro!
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(dahće)
Sećaš me se!
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Nikada te nisam zaboravio!
Kako sam mogao?
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(škripa)
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00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,527
bio si tako sladak,
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00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,871
tužni mali dječak,
i izneverio sam te.
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00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,098
Ne, nisi.
Da, jesam!
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00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,044
trebao ti je otac,
i sve što sam mogao da ti dam
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00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,110
bile su napunjene parne cijevi
sa pilećim magarcima.
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00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,880
Ali volim te pileće guzice!
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00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,079
Volim... tebe.
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00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,081
(obojica plaču)
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00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,324
Tvoji čili psi me nisu shvatili
kroz moje detinjstvo. Jeste!
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00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:45,291
Odjednom je ovaj hot dog prekriven
lokomotiva izgleda kao šala!
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00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,091
Uzmi me za ruku, sine.
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00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,733
Jaka je
od okretanja otvarača za konzerve.
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00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,429
Vaš čili je kupljen u prodavnici?!
365
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,331
Nisam rekao da sam to platio.
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00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,182
(eksplozija)
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00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:07,147
Mmm!
Oh, da!
Ooh!
368
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,907
Oh!
Ooh, da, dušo!
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00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,345
Ti si heroj, tata!
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00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,920
Zovu te
Javni slon broj jedan!
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00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,419
Pa, valjda
to je bolje nego
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00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,990
"Lokalni muškarac izrezan
garderobe."
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00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,189
Sigurno jeste, tata.
Sigurno jeste.
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00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,927
Šefe, zašto ste
pustiti ga da ode?
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00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,499
On je upravo počinio a
niz teških zločina.
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00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,598
Zaboravi, Lou.
To je Chili Town.
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00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,201
(svira muzika na temu "Kineska četvrt")
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00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,067
(udaljena sirena zavija)
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00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,945
Zašto mjesec
trebaš naočare za sunce?
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00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:49,221
Ah, isti razlog zašto ih policajci nose--
biti cool.
381
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,955
Gospodo, tako sam umoran
od svih loših - krv
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između naših kompanija.
383
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,065
Zar ne možemo imati mir...
od pizze?
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00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,967
sta radis
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00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:03,899
Vi budale!
386
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,043
Ja sam prava osoba ovdje!
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00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,309
(tapkanje svira)
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Shh!