1 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:13,930 Baby! I know you're hurting. 2 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,850 Everything hurts! 3 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:21,897 At least you're back and I can take care of you. 4 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:25,358 You know what awaits me if my testicles swell? 5 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,653 - I know. - The agony of infertility! 6 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,281 This is rare. 7 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,492 Everyone has mumps. 8 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:37,287 Funny name. Like from a fairy tale! 9 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,501 Vasilia infected me! 10 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,045 Why did you hang out with her? 11 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,630 She is dangerous. 12 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,717 You look weird. 13 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,385 I'm asking you. 14 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,054 He has the face of a fat man! 15 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,431 Come out! I need to check the testicles. 16 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,266 Tell him to shut up. 17 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:02,437 Theo said grasshopper testicles they constitute 14 percent of its weight. 18 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:06,274 - This awaits me tomorrow! - Stop talking about this area. 19 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,027 At least Aunt Hermione will stay away. 20 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,863 That's a bit mean. It comes all the way from England. 21 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:15,951 - To criticize us. - Donald took the spare room. 22 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:19,830 Five minutes after I moved out you have a new son, 23 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:23,667 - and I have to sleep on the couch. - I have mumps too. 24 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,461 - You don't. - I'm going to die soon. 25 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,131 - You won't die. - Mom... 26 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,932 Look at the sky. Dark. 27 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,893 Horrible. 28 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,896 Death is coming. 29 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,732 Not at all! 30 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,818 Bring a compress! 31 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,070 Unless I kill Larry. 32 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,824 THEY OCCUR 33 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:19,139 SCENARIO 34 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:23,226 BASED ON THE TRILOGY GERALD DURRELL 35 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:34,905 DIRECTOR 36 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:38,992 THE DURRELLS 37 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:48,752 I assessed Gerry's skills and I adjusted the schedule to them. 38 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,507 I would like him to implement it. And he learned to spell Hastings. 39 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,093 It's a bit more complicated. 40 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:00,388 - Hello, Margo! - Good morning. 41 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,183 Thank you for coming. 42 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:08,355 Larry needs a smart one conversation and we rest. 43 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:13,652 It will stop being contagious in two days and he will be able to return to himself. 44 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,280 I had mumps. Nightmare. 45 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:21,827 It felt like my salivary glands filled with glue. 46 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:27,082 At least you were sick and Hugh doesn't, so he won't come by. 47 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:30,544 Theo, talk to me about Proust! 48 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,472 - I'm going home. - Why? 49 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,143 The sky is lowering, someone will die. 50 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,947 Why do I need education? 51 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:02,367 - It's a tradition. - I learn more in the forest. 52 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,705 Donald is nice, just a little boring. 53 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,207 Compared to him. 54 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,883 - It's going to rain. - How do I get rid of pimples? 55 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,219 - The biggest woodpecker..... - It doesn't help. 56 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,973 It's about unrequited love or spiritual emptiness? 57 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,142 More like clogged pores. 58 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,060 Cursed age. 59 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,356 Oh, paradise. 60 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,358 Quick! 61 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,280 Come on, Roger! 62 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,408 Hurry up, Margo! 63 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,704 What a nightmare. 64 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,041 Wait. 65 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,876 Take the basket. 66 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,296 People are running, like it was the end of the world. 67 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,174 - Bad day for insects. - I'll help. 68 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,511 - I want to take Sally. - NO. 69 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,638 Come. 70 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,522 I feel trapped. 71 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,273 I'm sorry. 72 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,276 Normally I'd settle between the Durrells, 73 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,404 - but Larry is out of shape. - Did you notice? 74 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,493 - Welcome to England! - Come in, please. 75 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:31,456 I brought you an aunt, is even more joyful. 76 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,751 - Louisa! - Aunt Hermione! 77 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,923 You arrived a day early. 78 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:43,093 Venice was closed. 79 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,387 I'm going to write a complaint. 80 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:50,684 This is Mrs. Haddock, our compatriot. 81 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,561 It's unique. 82 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,815 I've heard a lot about you. 83 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,734 Hopefully only good things. 84 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,864 Basically a mixed bag. 85 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:05,991 Oh yes. 86 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,869 I assure you that Mrs. Durrell... 87 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,538 what is the opposite? mixed set? 88 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,415 Homogeneous. 89 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:19,880 I must warn you that Larry has the mumps 90 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,882 and it is still contagious. 91 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,342 It looks like this. 92 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,803 Beware, those who enter! 93 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,390 I advise you to stay in a hotel. 94 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:34,227 No, Greek hotels are... shocking. 95 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:39,399 Mr. Stephanides? 96 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,366 We visited your strange house. 97 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:53,079 Yes. I don't have an octopus anymore. 98 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,958 We will be happy to use it with your hospitality. 99 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,668 Wonderfully. 100 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,212 Great. 101 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:04,132 Theo has a lot of work to do. 102 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,885 So what is he doing here? 103 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,639 The truth came to light. 104 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,433 The pleasure is all mine. 105 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,977 What are you talking about? 106 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,855 - Don't let him come near! - Of course. 107 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,775 Get healthy faster! 108 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,572 - Monster pimples. - Yes. 109 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,951 I can cure you. I have a gift. 110 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,121 He is a medium. 111 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,624 - Really? - Yes. 112 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,627 Me too, M or L. 113 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,633 Shall we go? 114 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,053 - Have you had the gift for a long time? - Yes. 115 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:54,433 I feel your husband's presence. 116 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:59,146 - That's not true -He loved the rain? 117 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,441 And he couldn't stand loneliness, 118 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:06,778 it hurts him looking at your admirers. 119 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,425 Cosily. 120 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,802 Like in prison. 121 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,472 The forecast predicts two days of heavy rain. 122 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,767 We will spend this time as a family. 123 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,770 - Plus Donald. - Quite a bunch. 124 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,940 - She was sad. - This is what donkeys look like. 125 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:48,653 This is a great opportunity to start studying. 126 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:54,367 Poor Theo, he has to endure Aunt Hermione and that terrible Haddock. 127 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,996 She's gorgeous. It will cure my pimples. 128 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,165 - What kind of pimples? - These. 129 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,541 On her face. 130 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,544 And this nonsense about mediums. 131 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:08,465 How did she know it was dad he liked rain and hated loneliness? 132 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,134 -Who likes her? - Yeah. 133 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,595 - Me too. - I like it too. 134 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,932 Dad wanted to go everywhere with you. 135 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,768 We loved each other. 136 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,146 I miss him. 137 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,777 "Where is your thorn, O Death?" 138 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,071 Source? 139 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:36,159 Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Confucius? 140 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,994 Bible? 141 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,205 No, Shakespeare. 142 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:45,836 Both. "Letter to the Corinthians" and "Henry VIII". 143 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,296 I have mumps. 144 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,592 Maybe I haven't come to terms with his death? 145 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,055 Don't roll your eyes. 146 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,224 I take marriage seriously 147 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:02,602 I'm not announcing that I'm marrying a psychopath. 148 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,647 Vasilia is not a psychopath, 149 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:09,192 and the wedding is a formality. 150 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:14,197 For me it was a decisive and beautiful moment. 151 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,950 Look to the future. 152 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:21,830 Hugh is alive, his father is not. 153 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,333 - A little respect for the dead! - Stop it! 154 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:29,254 Haddock will put us in touch with Dad. 155 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,756 Don't talk nonsense. 156 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:36,678 We're stuck here together as soon as we get there wanted to kill each other and join him? 157 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:56,406 - Just not chickens! - They were afraid. And the eggs will come in handy. 158 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,243 Get down! 159 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,871 - The rain is pouring into the bedroom. - Bucket. 160 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:06,208 - They are in use. - It happened. 161 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,752 Have my testicles grown? 162 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,130 I don't want to watch this. 163 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,091 You keep showing me the gun. 164 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,885 "Look, the barrel is machined." 165 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,597 The chickens did... you know. 166 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,140 I'll clean up. 167 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,063 Larry shows Leslie his manhood. 168 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:32,275 It's just a body. You're eager to watch for tulip bulbs. 169 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,612 I'm waiting for you to bury it your balls in the garden. 170 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,949 - Please... - I don't take well to being locked up! 171 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:43,370 We can't leave. Let's come up with some activities. As long as it's funny. 172 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,373 Sit down, we'll do a test. 173 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,126 - I can't... - Sit down immediately! 174 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,671 - Everyone comes up with some entertainment. - NO. 175 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:57,258 - Yes, yes. - I will read my love stories. 176 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,885 - NO! - Take me out into the rain! 177 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,848 They are not outstanding, but straight from the heart. 178 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,933 You said you couldn't go out. 179 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,311 I can't leave Theo with my aunt and Mrs. Haddock. 180 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,440 Will you ask her how she knows about dad? 181 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,942 NO. 182 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,325 Can I explain the experiment? 183 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,996 - NO. - I don't approve of science. 184 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,999 It flattens everything. 185 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:17,755 Or maybe it makes life better and sheds light on the world around us? 186 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,177 Come in. 187 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,224 I've never seen such a downpour. 188 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,935 Thank you. 189 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,356 - Did you sleep well? - As much as. 190 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,902 At least it's dry here. 191 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,655 Our house is leaking like a colander. 192 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,084 Have you seen Gerry? 193 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,670 NO. 194 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:17,189 How could you tell mom that missing your father is stupid? 195 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,780 Hugh grows olives? 196 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,115 Yes. 197 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,494 Is this something serious? You just broke off your relationship with the Swede. 198 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,997 You're implying that I'm amorous. 199 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,208 My husband died nine years ago. 200 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,212 During this time there was Sven and most recently Hugh. 201 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,426 We're just friends. 202 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,471 You won't get rid of your husband. 203 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,767 He called you "angel", 204 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,144 and now he is your angel himself. 205 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,192 How do you know so much about him? Have you told her? 206 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,985 Not a word. 207 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:08,574 I sense people just like your son understands animals. 208 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:14,163 I'll arrange a séance, so you can talk to your husband. 209 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,416 - Doesn't want. - You should. 210 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,712 - Mrs. Haddock is a genius. - That's not true. 211 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:26,300 Contacting the dead is too much superstition. 212 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,178 I don't like the word "dead". 213 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,140 You're usually skeptical. 214 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,811 As I get older, as I get closer to my... 215 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,687 Departures. 216 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:42,733 ...departures. I'm becoming more open. 217 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:48,030 I'm also going to heal Margo's complexion. 218 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,574 I have to get back to work. 219 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,495 I'm preparing a lecture on cephalopods and their ink bags. 220 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:59,166 - We apologize. - I'll call Spiros to take the ladies back. 221 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,504 - I'll do it. - I'd be honored. 222 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,728 Theo says Larry is no longer contagious. 223 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,481 I feel guilty, 224 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:29,613 so come and visit us, although it will be damp and tight. 225 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,494 In 1932 the corset came back, 226 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,248 but he didn't resemble it old-fashioned armor. 227 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,333 Let's fast forward to this year. 228 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,504 - We are not interested or amused... - What? 229 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,257 But the entertainment doesn't stop. 230 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,553 Hats have undergone a fascinating transformation. 231 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,306 - Just not this. - I've had enough. 232 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,892 Now Donald. 233 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:03,898 You said something about poems, but maybe you know some tricks? 234 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,901 NO. I want to read poems. 235 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,695 Go. 236 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,827 You dropped your pencil. 237 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,045 "You, me, me, you. 238 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,215 Together - us. 239 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,052 Heart, soul, viscera. 240 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,807 Our love is like offal." 241 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,769 Sorry. 242 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,772 Great. 243 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:51,570 "The charities created you, Euthymia filled you. 244 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,699 And today you shine brightly "Greek Jewel". 245 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,743 Wonderful, break? 246 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,704 This is not the end. "Holy fan..." 247 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,750 - I brought Aunt Hermione. - I'll help. 248 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,712 Send Lawrence across the house! 249 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,220 Give me a chance! I'm coming now. 250 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:20,141 Why are there animals in the house? 251 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,521 Gerry thought that they get depressed in the rain. 252 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,985 Thank you for your help, as always. 253 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,280 Don't let your guests down. 254 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,075 - The sun will return. - I know. 255 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,781 Gerry, clean up! 256 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:25,915 I still have about 20 years to live, but I rather look to the past. 257 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,752 Me too, currently. 258 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,962 Are you thinking about your husband? 259 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:39,512 As soon as I take a step forward, appears like a ghost. 260 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,100 I know you don't trust Mrs. Haddock, 261 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,853 but I'm not stupid, 262 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:53,067 and she has access to the past. 263 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,622 Do you have cabbage? 264 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,041 Yes. 265 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,752 Put it on your face. 266 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:18,968 Put cabbage on your face, and the pimples will disappear in a few hours. 267 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,763 Wonderfully! Thank you. 268 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,308 - Boiled? - NO. 269 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:30,271 But the root of the problem lies deeper. 270 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,274 I know. 271 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,528 I would love to take part in the screening! 272 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,196 I'll convince mom. 273 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,115 Do it. 274 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,035 Goats... 275 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,830 I see you're avoiding the test. 276 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:52,334 - You have to sit on a donkey? - There are no free chairs. 277 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:57,339 - I'm falling. - I'm not going to hit you with cabbage. 278 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,216 You're naive. 279 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,970 I'd love to put it on your face cabbage or something else. 280 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,181 - Your face? -Leslie! 281 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,807 Outrageous. 282 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,020 I'll help you. 283 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,068 How do you usually do it? 284 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,696 I don't. 285 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,033 Of course. I'm an idiot. 286 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,390 Entertainment in the next room, you're welcome. 287 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,481 Nature conservation is more and more important, 288 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,817 because we interfere more with the environment 289 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:02,780 Theo and I caught two otters and we try to breed them. 290 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,866 These are photos by Leslie. 291 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,409 He's talented. 292 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:17,086 I wanted to become a photographer but no one can afford to pay for the sessions, 293 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,047 so I painted a picture. 294 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,093 - Beautiful. - Great! 295 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,055 Not bad, huh? 296 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:34,437 “The mossy, overgrown hut hunkered down in the field like a deposed monarch. 297 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:41,902 The stench of death lingered over the dead shepherd. 298 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:47,158 "The host in a plaid shroud." 299 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,640 I feel your husband's presence. 300 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,060 Loved the rain? 301 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,151 Appears like a ghost. 302 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:05,194 - Someone destroyed it. - Honey! 303 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:09,657 - Maybe the rain got it wet. - I'm tired of sitting at home. 304 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:13,869 I want to kill Larry. I regret not going with Lugaretzia. 305 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,791 Someone is trying to remove us. 306 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,793 Stop. 307 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:25,131 I hope it works. We're out of cabbage. 308 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:29,802 - Take it off. - It has healing effects! 309 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,305 All right. 310 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:45,151 Since you arrived it's dark and depressing here. 311 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,320 Larry turned illness into a death sentence. 312 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,490 - Death is an illusion. - Unfortunately not. 313 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:56,370 I dreamed about my husband yesterday which doesn't happen to me. 314 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:01,375 How dare you say that I suffer because I have a friend? 315 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,128 You think about yourself. 316 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,975 How do you know so much about him? 317 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,686 I have a gift. 318 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,273 Sniff. 319 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,795 It's him. 320 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,131 His hair... 321 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,593 and cologne. 322 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,354 How come? 323 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:05,981 They are closer than we think. 324 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:16,659 All right. 325 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,287 Please arrange a screening. 326 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:30,381 I will introduce you to my guide. 327 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:33,426 - Who? - Spirit guide. 328 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,679 The best one is the Mawake Indian. 329 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,598 Ectoplasm may appear. 330 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,684 Cool, what is it? 331 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:44,979 Materialized spiritual energy. 332 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:51,068 What does it look like? I'll be keeping an eye out for her. 333 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:55,698 It varies, usually as gelatinous as the brain. 334 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,245 Before I go to get ready, 335 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,999 I have a question for you. 336 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:10,045 I'm not going to hide anymore. 337 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,257 If anyone is afraid, leave the house! 338 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,512 I'm organizing Gerry's education. 339 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,892 - Continue. - Gerald, feces! 340 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,435 I'm going! 341 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:28,522 What's more important - excrement or science? 342 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,858 - Is that on the test? - NO. 343 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:34,320 I can't stand being closed. I'm going out into the rain. 344 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:36,906 What are you going to do, idiot? 345 00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,909 I don't care about your opinion! 346 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,621 A year ago in Corfu, lightning killed two people! 347 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,585 Mrs. Haddock is having a séance. 348 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,422 With your mother's consent. 349 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,510 NO. 350 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:04,266 Even if by some miracle father will show up 351 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:07,520 - it won't end well. - How do you know? 352 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:11,231 - Hamlet didn't sleep any better after that. - You don't know what longing is, 353 00:28:11,397 --> 00:28:16,277 that sucks away all life, even years later. 354 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:20,198 The wounds have healed and Hugh wants you. 355 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:25,370 Still, he chickened out of the mumps and he doesn't visit me. 356 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,582 I feel better. 357 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,381 Listen. 358 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,135 I want to check whether Mrs. Haddock is a fraud. 359 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:43,930 It's impressive. 360 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,811 Leslie repainted the painting. 361 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,273 He really hates staying at home. 362 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:09,247 - Poor guy. - Should I let Roger go? 363 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,541 He won't last long there. 364 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,224 - Mommy! - Come on. 365 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,201 It's okay. 366 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,120 It wasn't that nice. 367 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,929 Two days with my family, I had to escape. 368 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,264 I invite. 369 00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:10,183 We're about to start. 370 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:15,188 Good God. 371 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,065 I have a bad feeling. 372 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,036 We are worried. 373 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,872 That your mother was drawn into spiritualism. 374 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,750 - It's dangerous. - Just in time. 375 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:51,724 - Are you nervous too? - From where. 376 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:10,702 Place your hands on the table. 377 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,666 Hold your neighbor's hand. 378 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:26,259 It's good to know that you those who have left are still available. 379 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:33,433 Close your eyes and I will go into a trance. 380 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:03,088 This is Gerry. I locked him up to study. 381 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,590 Seriously? 382 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:15,141 Why is it so dark in here? 383 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,644 Sit next to me. 384 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:37,831 - I don't like it. - Did she fall asleep? 385 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,582 Don't talk. 386 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,503 Aliens are among us. Hello! 387 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:47,090 - We were passing by. - You're a stranger. 388 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:48,925 This is Mawake. 389 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,553 The best guide. Indian. 390 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,305 He is in contact with Mr. Durrell. 391 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,938 It's here! Close the window! 392 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,487 I feel something on my hand! 393 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,406 Ectoplasm! 394 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,796 Your husband wants to contact you. 395 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,966 He's so lonely! 396 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,264 Leave him alone, he's anxious! 397 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,853 Feel their presence. 398 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:02,624 They call from the darkness. 399 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:13,718 I feel his touch. 400 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,600 Don't disturb! 401 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,020 - What's that? - Artificial ectoplasm! 402 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,897 She had it in her bag. 403 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,191 Scandal! 404 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,697 Close the curtains and drive the animals away! 405 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:40,370 - Why did I almost believe you? - Sometimes you have to be convinced. 406 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,622 You're jumping to conclusions. 407 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:48,837 - Exploits grief after loss! - What for? He doesn't make money from it. 408 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,050 Margo? 409 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,845 Did you pay Mrs. Haddock? 410 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,765 She was convincing. 411 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:05,687 I gave her all my savings from the market. 412 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:09,190 -Margo... - It wasn't much, 413 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,317 I can't save. 414 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:14,028 I paid her too. 415 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,449 And me. 416 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:20,910 She looked me in the eye and I had no choice. 417 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,621 How does she do it? 418 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:27,083 I was deceived. 419 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:33,173 I brought a book about unmasking people 420 00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:34,966 posing as media. 421 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,428 Just wait and every book will be useful. 422 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,558 Where did she disappear? 423 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,230 Son of a bitch. 424 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,740 I'll take her back. He is a guest on the island. 425 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:03,995 I'll go too - I'll try to convince her 426 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,040 to the beauty and power of rational thinking. 427 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,002 I feel like an idiot. 428 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,256 I'm too trusting. 429 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:18,176 It's better than my strategy. 430 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:22,931 Insurance, suspicion. 431 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,597 Will this ever end? 432 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:11,271 Every time you visit Corfu I'm making a serious mistake. 433 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,315 Yes. 434 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,111 Mrs. Haddock was nice, 435 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:22,198 and Prue and Geoffrey they couldn't go with me. 436 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:26,536 I have few friends. 437 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:31,207 You didn't tell her anything about my husband? 438 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:38,256 We sailed for many hours I guess it made me... 439 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,178 chatter. 440 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,055 Auntie... 441 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,896 I'll leave you alone. 442 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,398 The monsoon is raging outside. 443 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,192 Never mind. 444 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,453 She used a string to move the pan. 445 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,416 Thanks, Sherlock. 446 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,377 Sherlock Holmes. 447 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,340 Read at least one book. 448 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,559 All right. Give me this stupid test. 449 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:38,775 Mrs. Haddock destroyed my painting, to scare us. 450 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,902 More like a donkey. 451 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,196 I saw her licking the paint. 452 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,491 He feeds on art just like me. 453 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,867 Wait. 454 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:53,998 I'm sorry you didn't ask me to offer entertainment. 455 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,170 - Sorry. - I'll do it now. 456 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,966 I will read a poem about your father. 457 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:07,637 And then we will direct our gaze towards the future. 458 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:23,903 "Laughter and crying don't last forever. 459 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,324 Just like love, lust and hate. 460 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,330 When we cross the gate, they disappear in us forever. 461 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:41,588 Days filled with wine and roses they don't last forever. 462 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:47,260 Our path emerges from the fog, 463 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:51,723 to disappear again... like a dream. 464 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,298 Great. We are finally alone. 465 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:29,385 Without people, animals and floods. 466 00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:37,143 Get started. 467 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,527 -Gerry? - Can you hear that? 468 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:47,862 What? 469 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,574 This... 470 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,120 bird singing. 471 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,399 It was worth waiting so long. 472 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,417 For God's sake, Gerry, come study! 473 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,878 Ignore him. 474 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,556 These were strange days. 475 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:28,171 I'm sorry I haven't visited you. 476 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:32,675 I have been saving olives for the last two days. 477 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:35,011 - It worked? - Barely. 478 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,765 What's up? 479 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,977 I don't know where to start. 480 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,523 Larry stared at his penis. 481 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:48,650 He had something to do. 482 00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:52,904 He was afraid of infertility. We also had a show... 483 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:56,157 Did any dead people show up? 484 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,368 NO. 485 00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:01,162 - Hugh! -Margo! 486 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,832 You missed seeing Margo with cabbage on his face. 487 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:07,460 Pity. I have a surprise for you. 488 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,088 Especially for you, Gerry. 489 00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:14,300 I looked at your house 490 00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,178 and I noticed that something was missing. 491 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,681 -Webley air rifles? - Toilets inside? 492 00:43:19,848 --> 00:43:22,851 - Mental curiosity? - Animals. 493 00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:29,190 Thank you! 494 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:32,068 We still miss Pee and Vomit. 495 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,279 These are our puppies. 496 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:36,072 What will we call him? 497 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,325 - Maybe Leslie? - NO. 498 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:43,455 I'm worried about Aunt Hermione. 499 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:46,583 She left yesterday in the rain. 500 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:51,087 - She said she was lonely. - I'm sure she's fine. 501 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,465 She seems like a tough lady. 502 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,426 It's an appearance. Nobody is tough. 503 00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:02,807 My husband seemed strong and he couldn't be alone for more than half an hour. 504 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,894 And now it is. 505 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:14,819 Meet Piorun. 506 00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:17,280 Hi. 507 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,747 We're going back to the haunted house. 508 00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:28,458 How's the swelling? 509 00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,543 Under control. 510 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,213 I brought you guests again. 511 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,885 I thought I was a burden to you. 512 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:42,138 - No... - I stayed at the hotel, 513 00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:45,225 where I met Mr. Anestis. 514 00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:47,018 Kalimera. 515 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,356 Do you have plans? 516 00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:54,067 That wouldn't be wise. 517 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:59,572 - Let's live from day to day. - Exactly. 518 00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:02,450 I feel alive! 519 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:07,789 Us too. This is thanks to the island. 520 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:10,583 Shall we go? 521 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:22,137 Vasilia is said to be suffering from mumps. 522 00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:25,932 Didn't she infect me? 523 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:31,396 I have to visit her. At least I know I can have children. 524 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,734 - Don't have children with Vasilia. - With anyone else! 525 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,577 Goodbye! 526 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:51,124 I'll give you a ride, don't waste your energy! 527 00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:58,339 The spots faded. 528 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,551 You said you didn't see them. 529 00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:07,348 - That's true. - Thank you. Wonderful cabbage. 530 00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:32,582 I'll take care of you, angel. 531 00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,672 Something wrong? 532 00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:44,469 My husband called me that. 533 00:46:49,516 --> 00:46:51,226 All right? 534 00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:55,355 Yes. 535 00:46:56,815 --> 00:47:00,026 Or even perfect. 536 00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:15,125 For the first time I feel 537 00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:18,545 that I am all yours. 538 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:58,877 Polish version commissioned by HBO Start International Poland 539 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,172 Text: Maria Sobolewska