1 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,799 Oh, whoa. 2 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,860 - Shit. - Oh, I know. 3 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,368 You went a little "Showgirls" on me there, 4 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:24,399 not that I'm complaining. 5 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,380 Happy anniversary, baby. 6 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:34,386 Same time next year? 7 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,786 You kidding? I got needs. 8 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,883 I better wake up in the morning with you all over me. 9 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,554 I hope you don't think I'm waiting till morning. 10 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:46,226 Let's go shower. 11 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,599 Give me a minute. 12 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,568 - This feels too nice. - Just don't cook yourself. 13 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,933 Honey? 14 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,908 Annie, you okay? 15 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:38,349 Annie?! 16 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:42,113 Annie?! Annie?! 17 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,825 Oh my God, Annie! 18 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,763 I'm really gonna miss you. 19 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,666 This is the first time we've been apart 20 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,263 - for any real length of time. - Not that long. 21 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,398 Keith, three months is a long time. 22 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,467 David, we were split up for like, what, eight months? 23 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,978 We weathered that. 24 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,607 Oh God, you're gonna get hit on 25 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,447 by really hot guys in every city. 26 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,385 Come on, it's been okay for both of us 27 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,285 to have an occasional random fuck here, 28 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,721 what's gonna be so different? 29 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,317 You're gonna meet some cooler, smarter, hotter guy 30 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,954 who's a lot easier to get along with than I am. 31 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,965 - I could do that here. - That makes me feel a lot better. 32 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,196 We're gonna be able to buy a fucking house with the money I'm making. 33 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:32,261 With a pool and a hot tub and a steam shower. 34 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,273 - And room for kids. - Yeah. 35 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,434 All of which you'll be sharing with the cooler, 36 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,603 smarter, hotter guy you're gonna meet on tour. 37 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:42,073 Don't you know I ain't looking? 38 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,482 I'm settled down. I found what I want. 39 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,986 Besides, this'll be good for us. 40 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,956 How will this be good for us? 41 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,322 Lt'll show you you don't have to worry. 42 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,350 C'mon, David, what does it take? 43 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,693 Don't be so insecure. I love you. 44 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,164 I'm not insecure. 45 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,067 If you want me not to do anything while I'm gone, just ask me. 46 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,536 Really? 47 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,402 Yeah, as long as you don't do anything either. 48 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:12,139 - Just be safe. - Of course I'm gonna be safe. 49 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,544 - I'm safe with everybody but you. - Be extra safe. 50 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,673 Even with blowjobs you have to use a condom. 51 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,549 Excuse me, but did you use a condom with that plumber? 52 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:22,611 But that was different. We hadn't made up the rules yet. 53 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,919 And no sex with anybody more than once. 54 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,754 We'll see about that. 55 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,193 - Keith. - David. 56 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,219 There's my car. 57 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:35,257 - How do I look? - So fucking hot it's ridiculous. 58 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,861 Aw, I'm gonna miss you. 59 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,604 I feel like I'm gonna cry. 60 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,441 So... cry. 61 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:50,275 - Call me every night. - Okay. 62 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,784 - Starting tonight. - All right, I will. 63 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,687 All right, bitch, calm down! 64 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:05,822 Bush just lies and no one cares. 65 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,867 Nate, you got fuckin' oatmeal on my print! 66 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,531 - I don't believe this. - Hey, not in front of Maya, okay? 67 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,200 Asshole. 68 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,765 This is really important to me. 69 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,868 Yes, Nate, they're for Claire's crit. 70 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,903 Mom, don't say "crit." It sounds weird coming from you. 71 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,384 What, are you trying to be a model or something? 72 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,683 No, I'm not selling anything. 73 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,417 Isn't that what you should be doing, trying to figure out 74 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:34,426 how to sell out to the highest bidder as fast as you can 75 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:38,362 before your life just totally blows up in your face? Because it will. 76 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:47,868 It just doesn't stop, does it? 77 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,602 It gets better. 78 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:51,473 But it never goes away, no. 79 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,047 Maybe you should try to meet someone new. 80 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,744 Mom, I don't want to meet... what, date? 81 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:01,276 I don't want to be with anybody right now. I can't. 82 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,686 Even if it's just sex then. 83 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,657 Sex can be very healing. 84 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:09,218 Mom, it's okay for us to be celibate if we want to. 85 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,957 Thank you, Claire. 86 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,022 Then maybe you should get a job. 87 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:16,125 Look, I've been trying, all right? It's not that easy these days. 88 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,195 - Who's supposed to take care of Maya? - Us, her family. 89 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,832 I think it's best if I look after my daughter right now. 90 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:24,240 - Thank you. - Don't you think what's best for Maya 91 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,609 is to have a healthy father? 92 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:29,945 Mom, all I do is think about what's best for Maya, okay? 93 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,129 A bereavement group? Mom... 94 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:51,432 I was a professional grief counselor for three years. 95 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,462 I know what a load of crap this is. 96 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,406 When you lose someone it actually helps 97 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:58,410 to spend time with others who are going through the same experience. 98 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,469 If it's so great, why didn't you go when Dad died? 99 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,971 - I did. - You didn't tell us that. 100 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,541 I went once a week for several months. 101 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:09,054 Why didn't you tell us? One of us could have gone with you. 102 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:11,522 I felt like it would have been wrong to burden my children. 103 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:14,219 Maybe I could have used it too. 104 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,728 Why is this family so repressed? 105 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:20,195 I can tell you from experience, Nate, 106 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,258 you're not simply gonna wake up one morning 107 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,326 and find it's all over. You have to grieve. 108 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,962 Look, I know that. I have grieved. 109 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,337 I've done big grieving, okay? 110 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,342 I just feel like I'm... 111 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,276 stuck in this quicksand 112 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,246 and there's something bigger than me that's holding me back. 113 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,189 It just doesn't make sense. 114 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,748 Something as stupid as that... 115 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,260 falling in the shower. 116 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,231 It was my fault. 117 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,497 No no, of course not. It was an accident. 118 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,903 No, I dragged her out to the hot tub, 119 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,907 made her drink tequila, 120 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,341 got her all dizzy. 121 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,074 It was our anniversary. 122 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,741 Mr. Thornton, 123 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,410 I think your wife was very much in love 124 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:16,114 and did all those things because she enjoyed doing them with you. 125 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,589 Why did this happen? 126 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,187 Out of nowhere, for no reason? 127 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,667 I was a good husband. 128 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,896 I loved her. 129 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,064 I took care of her. 130 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,775 Now why is God punishing me? 131 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:41,246 I don't think God punishes people like that, Mr. Thornton. 132 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,612 No, of course not. 133 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,384 - Hello, Ruth. - Hello, Becky. 134 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,856 Pajamas. 135 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,291 Yes, it's hard to get them long enough for George. 136 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,454 He's such a large man. 137 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,362 - Nothing wrong with that. - No no, I'm not complaining. 138 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:01,559 How are things with Hakim? 139 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,502 - He got back together with his wife. - Oh no! 140 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:07,199 Yeah, I guess I was just a pretty toy to him. 141 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,968 $22.40. 142 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:11,499 - I'm so sorry. - I'm not. 143 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:15,002 I left a bag of burning dogshit on his front porch as a little parting gift. 144 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:16,742 Movin' on. 145 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:23,446 You know, George has a son. 146 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,821 He got a job? 147 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,053 I believe he's independently wealthy. 148 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,029 - What's his name? - Kyle. 149 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,861 He's about 40, rather boyish. 150 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:36,800 Does he have a mustache? I like a mustache. 151 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,737 No, but I believe he's capable of growing one. 152 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,002 Why is he still single? 153 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,306 He's a very complex man. 154 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,972 Well, I like a man who can keep me guessing. 155 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:51,006 Maybe I'll have you both over for dinner. 156 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,650 I'll call you. 157 00:10:57,189 --> 00:11:00,488 Shall we start? Anyone? 158 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,393 They remind me of Katy Grannan's earlier work. 159 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,088 Yes, they certainly do. 160 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,896 I like them. 161 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,334 They're really simple 162 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:15,033 and unpretentious... pretty. 163 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,042 Like Claire herself. 164 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,235 I wonder though... 165 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,747 if they're a little too staged. 166 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,080 Maybe. 167 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:28,712 - Are they staged, Claire? - Well, yeah. 168 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:31,120 It's kind of hard to take a candid self-portrait. 169 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,524 Not just staged, but... 170 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,723 - stagy. - Maybe they're a little stiff. 171 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:40,231 Dead. 172 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,530 That's what I like about them. 173 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:46,368 This girl who's like dead, 174 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:49,772 and beyond everything, 175 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:52,869 beyond hunger, beyond sex, 176 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,904 beyond boredom. And really, 177 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,974 it's so beautiful to be in that state. 178 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:03,320 Like, nothing can reach her. 179 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:06,791 Nothing can get to her. 180 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,158 See, I wouldn't say dead, I would say empty. 181 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,891 Yeah, definitely empty. 182 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:15,162 - Was that your intention, Claire? - No. 183 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:19,160 I was trying to capture the stillness I sometimes feel. 184 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:22,231 Really? Not emptiness, apathy? 185 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,765 No. Stillness. 186 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,801 Okay, what are you doing in this picture? 187 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,246 Nothing. Being still. 188 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:32,148 What are you looking at? What are you thinking? 189 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,947 Nothing. 190 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:38,923 Okay, see, I thought you were actually thinking something deep. 191 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,949 Okay, let me ask you this... 192 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:43,188 and feel free to roll your eyes, 193 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,197 but do you really want to perpetuate 194 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,256 the idea of woman as a vacant vessel? 195 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,597 Is this more lesbian stuff? 196 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,331 Yes, I have to meet my quota so I get my toaster oven. 197 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,602 Okay, I'm not trying to perpetuate anything. I don't have an agenda. 198 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,768 I shoot from a more instinctual place. 199 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,335 - An empty place? - I'm not empty! 200 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,040 No, of course not. 201 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,413 So maybe with your next work, we can see something 202 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,680 that actually is inside you. 203 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,859 May I help you? 204 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,771 Oh, I'm just looking for Rico. 205 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,037 Federico? 206 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,239 Rico Rico. 207 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:41,313 - Hello. - Hey, it's me. 208 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,514 Oh God, I'm glad you called. 209 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,717 I hated the way we left things this morning. 210 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,658 How did we leave things? 211 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,661 - Awkward. - Oh. 212 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,186 I was just calling to remind you to pay the cable bill. 213 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,632 - I left it on my desk. - Okay. 214 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,997 So how's it going? 215 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,336 Oh, it's great. Got our own sushi chef. 216 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,308 I'm eating yellowtail, and it's out of this fucking world. 217 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,107 I'm drinking lukewarm coffee 218 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,774 and driving a body back to the funeral home. 219 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,716 I'm having an awful day. 220 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,219 - Why? - I told you. 221 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:19,247 The way you left this morning, it just seemed so... whatever. 222 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:23,091 Honey, forget about it. You're just feeling needy right now. 223 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,153 "Honey"? When do you ever call me honey? 224 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,961 Because you don't want them to know you're talking to a guy? 225 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,161 Jesus, why don't you just call me Darlene? 226 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,564 I gotta go. They're starting a movie. 227 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,871 - What movie? - Some Japanese horror flick 228 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,706 they want Celeste to do the remake of. 229 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,769 Listen, I love you. Gotta go. 230 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,849 Rico! 231 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,451 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?! 232 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,257 Well, obviously you weren't gonna come to see me. 233 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,823 Come on, Maria's watching Nicole today. 234 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,561 Let's go to Magic Mountain. 235 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,296 Are you stoned? 236 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,099 So? I don't have to work today. 237 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,765 You can't come in here stoned! 238 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,398 You can't come in here at all! 239 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,136 C'mon, you don't like me anymore? 240 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:14,145 Of course I like you. It's just... you know. 241 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,204 I want you to take me to dinner. 242 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,182 I got a new dress. 243 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,617 It's very short. 244 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,484 No, Sophia, no, Sophia, no! 245 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:27,056 You got the wrong idea. 246 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:36,198 I spent all day alone yesterday. 247 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,931 I was so sad. 248 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,235 I cried like three times. 249 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,208 I miss you. 250 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,610 You're important to me, Rico. 251 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:50,945 You make my life better. 252 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,076 Whoa. 253 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,779 Whoa, Sophia... 254 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,118 I'm sorry if I did something wrong, but... 255 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,147 No, you didn't do anything wrong. 256 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,751 - It's just... - I can't help it that I like you. 257 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,697 You're the best thing that ever happened to me. 258 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,533 I guess I should go. 259 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,036 Maybe I can get off early tonight. 260 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,085 - Uh, sorry. - No, you're not interrupting anything. 261 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:32,921 Sophia Morales, this is Nate Fisher. 262 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,485 - Nice to meet you. - You too. 263 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:39,861 - Do you need anything? - Uh... 264 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,163 I was just gonna play some Doom. 265 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,830 Um, pick me up at 7:00? 266 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,361 Okay okay. 267 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,281 It's not what you think. 268 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,382 Rico, I don't care. 269 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:10,321 ...studios in Los Angeles, this is Marketplace. 270 00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:19,937 Patrolling for petrol. 271 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,240 ...more than in any other land. 272 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,745 No wonder about 40%... 273 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,851 Hey, I can't believe someone finally stopped. 274 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,251 - What's wrong? - I ran out of gas. 275 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,221 I know, so lame. 276 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,622 No. It's happened to all of us at least once. 277 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,593 Yeah, it's just I'm supposed to help my grandma today. 278 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,756 She broke her hip and she can't make it upstairs, 279 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,358 so I told her I'd move her bed downstairs into the den 280 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,868 and I know she's just sitting there waiting for me. 281 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,599 I'm sorry, it's just one of those days. 282 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,267 Believe me, I know what that's like. 283 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:59,800 Any chance you could give me a lift to the next gas station? 284 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,871 I wouldn't even ask, I just... 285 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,179 I don't know what else to do. 286 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:10,711 - Sure, get in. - Wow, thank you so much. 287 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,486 - I'm Jake. - David. 288 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,826 David, you just saved my life. 289 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,996 This is so much fun! 290 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,667 I haven't been on a campus in years. 291 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,439 Hi. 292 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,305 Ooh, let's wrap him up and take him home. 293 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,146 Now what? 294 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,618 You're being wildly inappropriate, as usual. 295 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:45,817 And, as usual, I am feeling irritated and resentful. 296 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,587 Well, that's your shit. 297 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,533 Oh, is Richard Braun teaching here? 298 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,763 Yeah, my cognitive psych class. 299 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,205 You don't believe in all that cognitive crap, do you? 300 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,801 You have to dig through the past. 301 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:08,108 Just knowing where behavior comes from doesn't change the behavior. 302 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,639 It doesn't change anything, except you know where the behavior comes from. 303 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:15,016 Ricky Braun has the most unusually shiny penis. 304 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,613 I went on this retreat with him 305 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,521 and when he'd get out of the hot tub, 306 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,356 the water would just bead up on his schlong. 307 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,624 Do you suppose he kept it oiled? 308 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,597 I don't know, Mom, and I don't care. 309 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:27,963 He's a good teacher. 310 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,594 He's an exhibitionist and an idiot. 311 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,127 Then maybe you should teach the class. 312 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,573 Here? No thank you, darling, I'm not that desperate. 313 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,202 This happens to be an excellent program. 314 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,304 It doesn't matter where you're doing your training, sweetheart. 315 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,577 You're gonna be a terrific therapist. 316 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,710 You really have this uncanny understanding 317 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:51,382 of interpersonal dynamics, which you've always had. 318 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,859 You just have a problem applying the principles to your own life, 319 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,326 which is so often the case. 320 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,556 I was wondering when the insult would come. 321 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,497 C'mon, we're exactly the same. 322 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,194 Who's a bigger train wreck than I? 323 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:07,799 So, how's it going with Olivier? 324 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,136 He's a very passionate man. 325 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:14,668 He's a lot of fun if you don't take him too seriously. 326 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,238 And he is completely supportive of my decision 327 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,250 to have vaginal rejuvenation surgery. 328 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,774 Oh, Mom! 329 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,515 Darling, I've had a couple of children. 330 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,921 You, especially, took your toll. 331 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,892 I mean, c'mon, 332 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,894 no one wants to fuck a glass of water, 333 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,725 if you know what I'm saying. 334 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,929 Speaking of children, 335 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,302 are you still interested in having one? 336 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,872 - I think so. - You think so? 337 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,880 And is Joe the man you want to have them with? 338 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,645 - I think he is, yeah. - You think he is? 339 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,945 How's the sex? 340 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:00,288 It's fine. 341 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,452 It's creative. 342 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:04,052 It's interesting. 343 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,792 Oh, dear God. You have to dump him. 344 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,426 Mom, last month when I brought him to dinner, 345 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,665 - you said he was the one! - I know, I didn't realize at the time 346 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,162 that the sex between the two of you was this cerebral exercise. 347 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,039 That's not good. 348 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,873 Sex is something you should feel, 349 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,674 not something you should think. 350 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:25,240 I have to think to keep from behaving in a compulsive and destructive manner, 351 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,876 thanks to my early exposure 352 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,647 to compulsive and destructive sexual energy. 353 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,678 - Thank you very much. - I thought you just said 354 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,054 that poring over the past is not important. 355 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:37,221 - Change the behavior. - I have changed the behavior. 356 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,355 Well, then what are you complaining about? 357 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:43,198 This is probably the healthiest relationship 358 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,260 that I have ever been in. 359 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,135 No, I'm not gonna dump him. 360 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:50,039 As a matter of fact, we're talking about moving in together. 361 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,307 Now that's the Brenda I know. 362 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,475 I hate your new hair. 363 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,179 I could feel the gentle rocking of the train 364 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,190 as we started to move. 365 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:09,489 And he was so handsome, sitting there against the window, 366 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,018 smiling at me. 367 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:15,261 When I woke up, I could hardly believe I was this old lady 368 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,200 in bed all by myself. 369 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,100 Now, what's odd 370 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:21,935 is I had completely forgotten about that trip. 371 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,407 It was so long ago. 372 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,208 I have so many memories of my time with Walter 373 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,910 that I can't even remember them all. 374 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,447 Memories are nice, aren't they, Ellen? 375 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,320 Mm-hmm. 376 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,452 - Their ATM is down. - Really? 377 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:49,194 I got no cash, so I tried to use my credit card 378 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,725 to get a gas can and a couple gallons of gas, 379 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:55,137 but of course I'm way over my limit so he wouldn't take it. 380 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:58,336 I begged him, please, and he laughs in my face. 381 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,072 How humiliating is that? 382 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,046 - Sorry. - Man. 383 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,106 I must have been a serious asshole in a previous life. 384 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:08,244 I don't think it works that way. Things just happen. 385 00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,483 At least I stole a pack of gum. 386 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,652 - You stole that? - I figured he deserved it. 387 00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:19,256 Want a piece? 388 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:25,997 Now you're my accomplice. 389 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:31,670 - Oh shit. - What's wrong? 390 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,845 My poor grandma's still waiting for me. 391 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,646 I'd call her, but she's deaf. She never hears the phone. 392 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:40,947 Why don't you let me buy the gas can and gas, okay? 393 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,079 - No way. - Really, it's no big deal. 394 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:45,351 I'm going to. 395 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:51,226 Only if you take me to an ATM so I can pay you back. 396 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,992 Okay. 397 00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,867 An apple, some sharp cheddar, 398 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,634 and a hunk of crusty bread. 399 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:04,369 And somehow, it all tastes just a little bit better 400 00:24:04,409 --> 00:24:07,071 when you cut it with your grandfather's pocket knife. 401 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,046 Hm. 402 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:13,346 I've been thinking we should invite Kyle over for dinner. 403 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,151 - Why? - So he can meet my friend Becky, 404 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:21,853 who's quite adorable in her own way and... quite single. 405 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,961 Ruth, what are you doing? 406 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,055 I'm trying to arrange a dinner. 407 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,396 I can make my vegetable lasagna. You like that. 408 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,732 - And Becky said she... - You're meddling. 409 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,738 I don't think it's meddling 410 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,672 to simply introduce two people. 411 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:37,868 When one of them happens to be my son 412 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,537 who leaves boxes of shit on our doorstep? 413 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,376 Oh yes, that's meddling. 414 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:45,508 But don't you want to help him? 415 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:48,110 I only agreed to meet with him 416 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,553 because I wanted you to see firsthand 417 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:54,081 what a mess he is. If I'd had any idea... 418 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,593 Oh, Christ. 419 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,258 Look... 420 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,700 just leave it alone, Ruth, okay? 421 00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:06,567 You deal with your messed-up children 422 00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:08,698 and I'll deal with mine. 423 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,670 I don't care for that tone, George. 424 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:15,544 I'm very disappointed in you, Ruth. 425 00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:19,115 Very. 426 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,421 When you lose somebody you love, 427 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,153 you truly have lost a part of yourself. 428 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:31,356 Because you've shared a lifetime with this person, 429 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:34,024 it's only natural to have moments 430 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:36,056 when you're feeling completely lost. 431 00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:38,126 What if you haven't? 432 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,569 Well, if you don't feel lost... 433 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:43,073 No, I didn't get to share a lifetime with her. 434 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:49,738 Look, I'm sorry. I've been listening to your stories and they're... 435 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,518 they're really upsetting to me, because I don't have that. 436 00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:58,422 I don't have a lifetime of memories. 437 00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:00,287 We were just getting started. 438 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:05,295 Just working things through. 439 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:08,799 And, uh... 440 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:11,563 well, now I have a... 441 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,572 I have a two-year-old daughter who doesn't have a mother. 442 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:16,699 And so she, uh... 443 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:20,142 she has to get everything from me because I'm all there is. 444 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,146 And I don't know... 445 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,114 I don't know what to do with that. 446 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,158 Most of the time, I just... 447 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:36,990 I just feel numb. 448 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,433 And then sometimes I feel just... 449 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,828 just terrified. 450 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:52,268 Then sometimes, I just feel so angry, 451 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,370 but then I don't want to be this bitter guy, 452 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:58,439 so I try to deal with it because I don't want my daughter 453 00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:01,316 to have to live with that poison. 454 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,379 I try and be thankful. 455 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:07,255 I try so hard to be thankful. 456 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,995 And I am, I'm thankful, thankful I have a beautiful child 457 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,726 that Lisa gave me. 458 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,995 And some days, 459 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:23,064 some days I just feel like I'm going crazy, 460 00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:25,303 like I'm literally losing my mind. 461 00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,873 That's the fire alarm. 462 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,540 It's probably just a false alarm, 463 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:32,550 but just to be safe, 464 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:34,313 we're gonna walk down the hallway 465 00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:36,912 and out into the parking lot. Is everyone ready? 466 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:39,150 I've never heard that before. 467 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:47,288 Thanks for the gas, man. 468 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,597 This is one incredibly shitty day for me, 469 00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:53,832 but you are like the coolest guy I ever met, David. 470 00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:58,569 Now we just gotta hit that ATM. 471 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,703 They're usually all over. 472 00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:06,349 You want some water? 473 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,284 No thanks. 474 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,387 Are you gay? 475 00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:17,757 Uh... yes. 476 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:19,457 I thought so. 477 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:23,399 - You look gay. - Oh. 478 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:26,927 No, I mean you could be. 479 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,735 I was hoping you were gay. 480 00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:34,307 I mean, I figure you have a boyfriend. 481 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,813 You're too cute not to. 482 00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:41,311 But what if I could be your guy on the side, 483 00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,013 who understands you 484 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:46,319 and loves you unconditionally 485 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:49,520 and pretty much lives just to please you? 486 00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:53,187 You want me to take my pants off? 487 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:56,798 Hello? 488 00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:58,962 Do you want some water or not? 489 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,563 Oh. No, thanks, I'm fine. 490 00:29:01,606 --> 00:29:03,073 Dude, where'd you go? 491 00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:05,474 I'm a little preoccupied. 492 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,569 I'm having one of those days too. 493 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:10,979 Well, hey, say no more. 494 00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:20,315 I smell smoke. 495 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:21,950 Does anyone else smell smoke? 496 00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:23,858 Okay, everyone, false alarm. 497 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,487 We can all go back in. 498 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,545 499 00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:47,483 500 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,784 - - So did you grow up in L. A? 501 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:52,687 Yeah, one of the rare natives. 502 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,419 What about you? 503 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,223 I was born in St. George, Bermuda. 504 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:58,854 Wow. 505 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:00,387 Not as exciting as it sounds. 506 00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:02,023 It was the naval air station. 507 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:03,829 Your dad was in the navy? 508 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:06,701 At first, and then he worked for a food service company 509 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:09,866 - that supplied the navy. - I used to fantasize about running away 510 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:11,375 and joining the navy. 511 00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:14,139 Mostly I just pictured myself walking down the gangway 512 00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,841 in my sailor uniform, like Gene Kelly in "On the Town." 513 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:20,274 Who? 514 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:25,020 - Never mind. - The navy sucks. 515 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:27,422 When I was little, as soon as I'd make friends, 516 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,823 my dad would have to move. 517 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,589 So I was always the new kid. 518 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:33,062 Yeah, I know how that feels. 519 00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:34,621 I was never the new kid. 520 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,725 I was just the odd kid. 521 00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:43,673 I think there's one in there. 522 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,939 - What? - ATM? 523 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:48,775 Oh, cool. 524 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:52,442 525 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:55,043 526 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:56,246 527 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,391 Hey. 528 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,399 Okay, this is the deal. We walk in there, 529 00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:14,303 you get as much cash as you can with your ATM card. 530 00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:17,570 If you try anything, I mean if you even breathe in a way 531 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:20,635 that I don't like, I will shoot you in the spine. 532 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:24,215 Understand? 533 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:56,877 Not 300, 500. 534 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,849 I don't think you can withdraw 500... 535 00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:00,874 Yeah, you can, do it. 536 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:03,319 I don't even have 500 in my account. 537 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:05,219 How much? 538 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,883 Maybe four. 539 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,790 Do four. 540 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,590 Let's go. 541 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,907 Nice try. 542 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:34,215 Oh wow, I really hit you hard, didn't I? 543 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:37,946 - Yeah. - I'm sorry, bro. 544 00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:40,253 It just... it felt so fucking good! 545 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,259 God, I didn't even know I was gonna do that. 546 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,988 I just fucking... I just did it! 547 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:46,155 Look, you got your money, just leave me alone. 548 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:49,132 Aw, don't be angry, David. Come on, get in the van. 549 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,998 - I'm not going anywhere with you. - Oh, hey, 550 00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:53,503 you're not gonna dump me after our first fight, are you? 551 00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,563 We're best friends forever. Now get in the van 552 00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:57,369 before I kick your motherfucking ass. 553 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,885 Let's go, cowboy. 554 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:20,531 - Where? - That way. 555 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:27,232 Hey. 556 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:29,865 Wipe your face. 557 00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:47,057 Ahh. 558 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,393 Do you want me to take you back to your car? 559 00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:03,165 I don't have a car. 560 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:05,175 Where I picked you up. 561 00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:08,206 That wasn't my car. I don't have a car. 562 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,271 Where would I get a car? 563 00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:13,215 So... 564 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,242 where am I taking you? 565 00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:18,255 Well, it's definitely party time. 566 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:21,656 There are these guys I know in Long Beach that deal meth. 567 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:24,957 Have fun all tweak-end long, you know? 568 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:28,295 Oh no no, we'll do it old school tonight. MacArthur Park. 569 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:30,527 Head on down to the crack gallery. 570 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,729 Jesus. 571 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:34,965 You can just take the van... 572 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:37,474 No, I'm drinking. You have to drive. 573 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:40,306 Friends don't let friends drive drunk. 574 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,471 How do I get there? 575 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,845 Just head towards downtown. 576 00:34:47,051 --> 00:34:49,019 No, what are you doing? 577 00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:50,782 I'm getting on the freeway. 578 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:54,524 No, stay off the fucking freeway! 579 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,356 Just go... get on Alvarado. 580 00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:58,521 - Okay, calm down! - I don't like the freeway. 581 00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:00,690 I had an accident on the freeway. 582 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:02,926 My father was killed right after we moved here. 583 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:05,765 - I'm sorry. - On the way to a Dodger game. 584 00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:07,532 We were just talking then bam! 585 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:10,040 He plowed into the back of this truck. 586 00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:14,110 I'm really sorry. 587 00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:17,342 When the car finally stopped moving, he just... 588 00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:19,645 wasn't there anymore. 589 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:25,485 What happened? 590 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:29,358 He went through the windshield. 591 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:31,918 Pfft, he never wore his seatbelt. 592 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,158 It was his little "fuck you" to the world. 593 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,436 I lost my father in a car accident too. 594 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:46,568 He was hit by a bus. 595 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:50,704 How old were you? 596 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:56,018 It was just three years ago. 597 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:59,545 Oh, fuck you, that's not the same! 598 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:01,558 I was 10 years old. 599 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:22,944 - Jesus, man, you fart? - No. 600 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:24,538 Oh! 601 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,516 Yeah, you did! 602 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,280 Holy fucking Christ! 603 00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,877 It was the body. 604 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:33,118 - What? - The body, it's releasing gas. 605 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,625 - What the fuck is that?! - I just said, it's a body. 606 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:38,686 I'm a funeral director. I was taking it home when I picked you up. 607 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:41,857 Oh, fuck, fuck! Get it out of here! 608 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:43,389 Stop the fucking van! 609 00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:45,197 Stop the fucking van! 610 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:01,646 Oh, Jesus, it's a chick. 611 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,347 Hey, you wanna fuck her? 612 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,877 I was kidding! 613 00:37:04,922 --> 00:37:06,651 Oh shit, you should see your face! 614 00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:08,318 What do you want? 615 00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:10,350 I to get her the fuck out of my van. 616 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:13,227 Jesus, that is a person! That's somebody's wife! 617 00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:15,255 Well, if she was always farting like that, 618 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:16,789 he must be happy to be rid of her. 619 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:20,099 Oh God, that is disgusting. 620 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,469 Let's go. 621 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:30,071 I said let's go! 622 00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:49,993 Man, you got any Lysol? 623 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:53,026 - I still smell her farts. - No. 624 00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:57,333 Pull in there. 625 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,710 Get in the back. 626 00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:29,664 Lay down. 627 00:38:33,077 --> 00:38:34,942 On your stomach. 628 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:38,915 What, you think we're gonna make out, faggot? 629 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:48,721 Give me your hands. 630 00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:20,652 - Is that too tight? - Yes. 631 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,818 Tough shit. I don't want you going anywhere. 632 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,851 I like you. 633 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:22,980 Oh, bitch. 634 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:10,230 That was so great. 635 00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,201 Your fucking cell phone! 636 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:15,034 You are so lame. 637 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,243 Oh my God! 638 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,504 You poor thing. 639 00:41:23,547 --> 00:41:26,812 You thought you were so fucking rescued. 640 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:30,981 All gone. 641 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:33,489 Cops go bye-bye. 642 00:41:40,464 --> 00:41:43,695 Now say you're sorry for running away from me. 643 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:54,209 Say you're fucking sorry, pussy! 644 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,008 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 645 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:02,084 God, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 646 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:22,529 So... 647 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:25,838 are you really a mortician? 648 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,942 A funeral director. 649 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,574 Man, that is so sick. 650 00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:37,849 There's nothing sick about it. What's sick was 651 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:40,379 leaving that woman in the middle of the road like that. 652 00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:43,222 Imagine the guy who finds her. 653 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,285 "Whoa, what do we got here? 654 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,762 A bag of gold? 655 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:48,094 Aaaggh! 656 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:50,999 It's some dead cunt!" 657 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:54,801 - Oh, c'mon, that's funny! - It's not funny. 658 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:57,033 What if that was someone you cared about? 659 00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,271 - Like who? - Like someone in your family. 660 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:06,542 Why are you doing this to me? 661 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,553 How can you be this way? Because your father died? 662 00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:14,616 You idiot. I made all that up. My father's not dead. 663 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,058 He's doing time somewhere in Washington state. 664 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,755 Then why? Why are... 665 00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:21,594 I need to understand how you could do this to me, to anybody! 666 00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:24,032 Don't you have any fucking sympathy for me... 667 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:25,399 at all? 668 00:43:29,573 --> 00:43:32,041 How can you be so completely disconnected 669 00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:33,839 from another human being? 670 00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:36,311 Jesus, David. 671 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,474 What fucking difference does it make? 672 00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:44,350 Let's just get high and have some fun. 673 00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:06,975 Man, look at your face. 674 00:44:07,011 --> 00:44:09,104 See, you could use some crack. 675 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,909 You ever done it before? 676 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:14,650 No. 677 00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:17,017 Shit, I haven't done crack in a long time. 678 00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:18,214 I think about it. 679 00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:19,916 Sometimes I walk by a car 680 00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:21,925 right after the engine's been turned off, 681 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,824 and it has that smell, that crack smell. 682 00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,988 Fuck, 683 00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:28,191 this is gonna be great. 684 00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:31,996 C'mon. 685 00:44:32,036 --> 00:44:34,436 Let's go find us a crack dealer. 686 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,012 - What you need? - Him? 687 00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:53,420 Too freaky. 688 00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:55,755 There, the little juggler. 689 00:44:58,462 --> 00:45:00,259 What you want? 690 00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:02,891 - A couple rocks. How much? - 40 each. 691 00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:05,902 40? Shit, just give me one. 692 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:12,569 You bought the drugs right out of his mouth? 693 00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:15,510 Yeah, we're close that way. 694 00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:34,161 Hold on a second, let me enjoy this. 695 00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:39,466 Up up up, 696 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:41,630 up we go. 697 00:45:48,545 --> 00:45:50,172 No, thank you. 698 00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:53,240 - C'mon, it's good stuff. - No. 699 00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:55,808 Or I could put a hole in your throat 700 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:58,253 and blow the smoke in that way. 701 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,253 Okay. 702 00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:16,505 There you go. Hold it. 703 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:18,371 Hold it in. 704 00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:21,836 Okay. 705 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:28,777 Oh. 706 00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:33,188 - Nice, huh? - Wow, yeah... 707 00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:37,353 Oh, I am so fucking loving life right now. 708 00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:38,656 Oh my God. 709 00:46:38,695 --> 00:46:39,957 I've never felt like this. 710 00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:41,965 How could I have never felt like this? 711 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:44,763 - Can you drive? - Shit, I can do anything. 712 00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:53,969 Do you want to have sex? 713 00:46:54,011 --> 00:46:55,740 - Are you serious? - Totally. 714 00:46:55,779 --> 00:46:58,043 I need to suck dick, man. 715 00:46:58,081 --> 00:47:00,481 - I need someone to fuck me. - Okay. 716 00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:05,221 Careful, I'm driving... 717 00:47:10,928 --> 00:47:12,395 - Hey! - Jesus! 718 00:47:12,429 --> 00:47:14,363 Give me all your fuckin' money, man, 719 00:47:14,398 --> 00:47:16,298 before I beat your fucking face in, 720 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,891 shit-faced motherfuckers! 721 00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:19,994 Hey! You motherfuckers! 722 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:22,164 Whoa! 723 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:24,174 Will he come after us? 724 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:26,335 No way. 725 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:30,837 Oh fuck. 726 00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:32,781 Oh fuck. 727 00:47:32,816 --> 00:47:34,716 Oh fuck. 728 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,322 Hoo! 729 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,593 Hey! 730 00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:50,998 Your windshield's busted. 731 00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:59,637 I swear to God, you are such a fucking hero. 732 00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,041 Are you gonna let me go now? 733 00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:03,137 No... aw! C'mon. 734 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,239 Now you're gonna go and hurt my feelings? 735 00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:06,943 Man, we're best friends for life. 736 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:09,612 - You just said I saved your life. - That was just talk. 737 00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:11,348 That's what you do with people like you, 738 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:13,413 you say nice things to them so they feel better. 739 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:15,152 That guy would have killed you! 740 00:48:15,192 --> 00:48:16,853 Uh... I don't think so. 741 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,862 God damn it. I gave you money, you got high, 742 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,591 there's nothing else you want from me. 743 00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:22,724 C'mon, Jake, let's just end it. 744 00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:24,961 No no no. We gotta go to Long Beach. 745 00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:27,562 - What?! - I need some meth. 746 00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:36,946 Well, there's definitely some downsides to crack. 747 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,144 Okay, look, 748 00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:48,589 just take me to Long Beach and you're done. 749 00:48:53,397 --> 00:48:55,262 Really? 750 00:48:57,868 --> 00:48:59,631 Really. 751 00:49:13,183 --> 00:49:16,152 - Do you even know where we are? - Not exactly. 752 00:49:16,186 --> 00:49:18,313 - Am I going in the right direction? - I guess. 753 00:49:18,355 --> 00:49:20,050 How will I know when I get there? 754 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:22,285 If you hit the fucking ocean, you've gone too far. 755 00:49:22,326 --> 00:49:23,884 I just don't know where I am! 756 00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:26,452 It's a red house. Like a barn red. 757 00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:28,657 Should I start looking? 758 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,690 Yeah, yeah, when we get closer, yeah. 759 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:36,268 Hey, that's my dog. 760 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,831 - What? - That's my fucking dog! 761 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,399 Wait, stop! 762 00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:41,843 Stop! 763 00:49:43,246 --> 00:49:45,214 Roll down your window. 764 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:47,614 Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie! 765 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,619 Here, boy. Here, boy! 766 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,917 How can that be your dog? 767 00:49:51,955 --> 00:49:53,217 I used to live around here. 768 00:49:53,256 --> 00:49:55,315 Follow him! 769 00:49:55,359 --> 00:49:57,020 Follow him! 770 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,931 - I think he's gone. - Keep going. 771 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:11,767 Don't scare him, just get close. 772 00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:13,571 That's what I'm doing. 773 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:15,805 Yeah, but don't scare him. 774 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:22,276 - Now help me catch him. - I don't want to! 775 00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:35,994 I don't want to shoot you. 776 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,935 Get out, and help me get my dog and I will let you go. 777 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,704 What about getting the meth? 778 00:50:44,741 --> 00:50:46,902 Just help me get my dog and I will let you go. 779 00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:50,538 - Promise? - I swear to fucking God. 780 00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:04,792 - You're scaring him! - He's gonna get away. 781 00:51:04,828 --> 00:51:07,126 Charlie! 782 00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:08,927 Here, boy, I've got a cookie. 783 00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,455 I've got a cookie for you! 784 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:13,435 Don't lie to my dog! 785 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,732 Ooh. 786 00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:20,231 I got him! I got him. 787 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:22,211 Charlie, here, boy. 788 00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:25,214 Hey, boy. Hey, Charlie. 789 00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:30,079 That's not my dog. 790 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,610 What? 791 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:33,282 That's not my dog, let him go. 792 00:51:33,323 --> 00:51:34,881 Of course it's your dog. 793 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:38,452 I know my own dog, stupid! Let him go! 794 00:51:40,497 --> 00:51:42,397 Jesus, I ask you for one thing 795 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,730 and you can't even do that! 796 00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:54,869 - Give me your wallet. - What? 797 00:52:04,888 --> 00:52:06,378 Give it. 798 00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:16,824 So they can't identify your body right away. 799 00:52:18,401 --> 00:52:21,893 That's right, you fucking faggot, you are so dead. 800 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:46,524 I'll help you. We'll keep looking. I'll find your dog. 801 00:52:46,563 --> 00:52:49,430 Jesus, he'd be like 30 years old now. 802 00:52:49,466 --> 00:52:51,866 Fuck it. 803 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,893 I'm through with you, man. 804 00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:56,872 It's time to end this once and for all. 805 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,569 No! No! 806 00:53:11,087 --> 00:53:13,453 Oh, what, you're gonna kill me with a rock? 807 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:19,319 Please... 808 00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,922 So what'll it be? You wanna go out in a blaze of glory, 809 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,489 or should I just shoot you? 810 00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:26,195 Please don't kill me. Please please, don't kill me. 811 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:28,101 Please don't kill me. 812 00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:30,333 Suck it. 813 00:53:30,373 --> 00:53:31,965 Put it in your mouth. 814 00:53:32,008 --> 00:53:35,102 Suck it. 815 00:53:36,346 --> 00:53:38,314 That's right. 816 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,651 You are so fucking pathetic. 817 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:53,457 - Close your eyes. - No. 818 00:53:53,496 --> 00:53:55,896 Close your fucking eyes before I shoot them out.