1 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:04,835 (thunder crashing) 2 00:00:19,985 --> 00:00:20,918 (phonograph powers up) 3 00:00:20,986 --> 00:00:24,055 (slow ragtime jazz playing) 4 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,497 (mechanical creaking) 5 00:00:37,269 --> 00:00:40,238 (chimes tinkling) 6 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,407 (thunder crashes) 7 00:00:48,781 --> 00:00:50,382 (squawks) 8 00:00:56,321 --> 00:01:00,057 Man: $10 million, $100 million--it makes no difference. 9 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:02,761 No part of this monastery should be for sale. 10 00:01:02,795 --> 00:01:04,895 I believe we are all in agreement. 11 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:06,364 Are we not? 12 00:01:06,431 --> 00:01:07,465 Brother arrupe? 13 00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:10,702 Yes, we are here to do the work of god, 14 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,971 Not speculate in real estate. 15 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,472 Brother le croix? 16 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:18,810 I believe, if we were to pose the question to our... 17 00:01:18,844 --> 00:01:22,414 Beloved founder, the answer would be swift. 18 00:01:22,481 --> 00:01:23,849 We could do a lot of good with the money 19 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:25,250 We would make if we sold this monastery. 20 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,720 However, abbot capilano, 21 00:01:29,788 --> 00:01:32,290 I will support whatever decision you make. 22 00:01:37,129 --> 00:01:41,799 The decision then is unanimous. 23 00:01:41,867 --> 00:01:43,868 Meeting adjourned. 24 00:01:54,846 --> 00:01:57,882 Man (whispering): His heart filled with joy 25 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:00,918 At the prospect of keeping the monastery. 26 00:02:00,986 --> 00:02:05,457 Brother capilano will climb to the roof 27 00:02:05,524 --> 00:02:09,226 To send the news to the brotherhood. 28 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,565 Brother capilano 29 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:18,403 Has always marveled at the miracle of flight, 30 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:23,208 And as he watches his pigeon take flight, 31 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:27,044 He dreams of flying himself. 32 00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:31,349 (capilano gasping) 33 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:36,554 But he will be 34 00:02:36,622 --> 00:02:40,892 Sadly deluded. 35 00:02:45,898 --> 00:02:48,533 (screaming) 36 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,305 (thud) 37 00:02:54,373 --> 00:02:56,274 One more obstacle 38 00:02:56,408 --> 00:03:00,745 Has been removed from my ascendancy 39 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,014 To abbot 40 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:06,351 Of the eternal brotherhood. 41 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:18,195 (ryan shudders) 42 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:19,964 Did you get a load of this oracle of death? 43 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,233 Who's that? This monk-- 44 00:03:22,301 --> 00:03:25,436 He claims to be able to predict, uh, people's deaths. 45 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:27,004 That's ridiculous. 46 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:29,106 Not for people lying in the ground, it ain't. 47 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:32,076 No, no, he's already predicted a fire, um, uh, 48 00:03:32,144 --> 00:03:34,612 An airplane crash, and the deaths of eight people. 49 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,648 Micki: Nobody can predict the future. 50 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,648 How can you predict that? 51 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,217 (jack laughs) 52 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:40,451 Yeah, how do you explain nostradamus, young lady? 53 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,320 Ryan: Yeah. 54 00:03:42,421 --> 00:03:44,121 Who? Nostra-dah-mus. 55 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:46,290 Nostra-day-mus, if you like, I don't care. 56 00:03:46,358 --> 00:03:50,261 He's a french astrologer, 16th century. 57 00:03:50,329 --> 00:03:51,262 He predicted events 58 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:54,465 That happened hundreds of years after he died. 59 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,166 A lot of people thought he was crazy. 60 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:57,969 He was a little... 61 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:01,439 But, uh, over the course of time, he was proven right. 62 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:02,940 Did he know that? Hmm? 63 00:04:03,008 --> 00:04:05,810 I mean, was he able to predict that he would be proven right? 64 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:08,747 Mind games, all of it. 65 00:04:08,814 --> 00:04:13,418 Tarot cards, astrology, fortune cookies. 66 00:04:13,552 --> 00:04:16,421 People believe what they want to believe. 67 00:04:16,488 --> 00:04:18,690 Well, then, explain the oracle of death, huh? 68 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,558 Go ahead, I dare you. Simple, it's a hoax. 69 00:04:20,626 --> 00:04:23,628 (laughing sarcastically): A hoax with 100% accuracy? 70 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,030 You expect me to believe the hallucinations of some monk? 71 00:04:26,097 --> 00:04:27,498 I don't expect you to believe anything. 72 00:04:27,566 --> 00:04:29,066 Oh, my goodness, no. 73 00:04:29,134 --> 00:04:30,368 That pen. What? 74 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,136 He's using a quill pen. 75 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:33,137 A pen? 76 00:04:33,205 --> 00:04:35,340 Don't most monks use quill pens? 77 00:04:35,407 --> 00:04:38,643 I mean, a... Ballpoint seems a little out of place. 78 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,044 Micki: Oh, how would you know? 79 00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:42,814 Ryan: All my monk friends use quill pens. 80 00:04:42,881 --> 00:04:44,415 But not that particular pen. 81 00:04:44,483 --> 00:04:46,851 I picked that one up in tierra del fuego. 82 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:50,822 It's made from a tail feather from a giant chilean condor. 83 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,456 They're the worst kind. 84 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:53,591 Lewis loved that. 85 00:04:53,659 --> 00:04:55,326 Said he got a handsome price for it, too. 86 00:04:55,394 --> 00:04:56,394 Pens, pens, pens, pens. 87 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,262 Pe-- ah, here we are. 88 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:00,565 Quill pen set in silver. 89 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:03,067 Number 46-295. 90 00:05:03,134 --> 00:05:06,237 Sold to one rupert seldon. 91 00:05:07,806 --> 00:05:10,175 But how did it get to brother currie? 92 00:05:10,242 --> 00:05:11,643 Does it really matter? 93 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:14,579 I mean, at least we know where it is and we can get it back. 94 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,415 I'm afraid it may not be that simple. 95 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,449 I knew he was going to say that. 96 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:19,584 This eternal brotherhood, 97 00:05:19,685 --> 00:05:21,219 Uh, monastery-- 98 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:25,490 It's, uh, it's like a fortress in the center of the city. 99 00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:26,524 And it's a cloistered order, 100 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,158 So there are no telephones and no visitors... 101 00:05:28,226 --> 00:05:29,627 (laughing): ...No anything. 102 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:32,763 Yeah, no, it's completely incommunicado. 103 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:38,336 The visitor part-- now, that I can handle. 104 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:42,006 I-I can draw up an official letter of introduction 105 00:05:42,074 --> 00:05:43,408 That'd fool the pope. 106 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,777 However, that'll only cover one of you. 107 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,144 Why's that? 108 00:05:47,179 --> 00:05:48,313 Well, a brotherhood's a brotherhood; 109 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:50,180 It's not a sisterhood, 110 00:05:50,282 --> 00:05:51,115 It's not even a personhood. 111 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:52,883 Are you trying to tell me in this day and age 112 00:05:52,951 --> 00:05:54,985 They don't allow women in even to visit? 113 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:56,854 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 114 00:05:56,922 --> 00:05:58,289 Well, I guess that lets me out. 115 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,457 (chuckles) 116 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:00,491 (ryan singing quietly) 117 00:06:00,559 --> 00:06:02,393 Someday, ryan-- 118 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:04,662 I don't know when, I don't know how, 119 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:06,697 But someday I'm gonna... 120 00:06:06,765 --> 00:06:09,033 Thank me for this, hmm. 121 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,668 That's not what I was going to say. 122 00:06:10,736 --> 00:06:12,636 Well, hey, hey, you don't have to put on your robe just yet. 123 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:14,239 Yes, I do; I look terrible. 124 00:06:14,306 --> 00:06:16,140 No, no, you don't. 125 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:18,843 You're the cutest boy I've ever seen 126 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,178 And the best built, too. 127 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:22,846 Keep your hands off me. 128 00:06:22,914 --> 00:06:25,049 Oh, look at me. 129 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:27,118 It's nice to know this is the worst it gets. 130 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:28,319 That should 131 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,720 Just about do it. 132 00:06:29,788 --> 00:06:31,389 Ah, it's good to have a few sheets 133 00:06:31,456 --> 00:06:33,057 Of 14th century parchment lying around. 134 00:06:33,124 --> 00:06:36,294 You never know when they're going to come in handy. 135 00:06:36,361 --> 00:06:38,128 Now, from this point on, 136 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,097 You two are brothers matthew and simon. 137 00:06:40,132 --> 00:06:43,267 You're transferring from a monastery 138 00:06:43,335 --> 00:06:45,870 In the north of England in yorkshire-- 139 00:06:45,971 --> 00:06:48,239 Wuthering heights country. 140 00:06:50,642 --> 00:06:53,211 No one informed us of your visit, brother. 141 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:55,746 The letter should be pretty self-explanatory. 142 00:06:55,814 --> 00:06:57,081 Is, is there a problem? 143 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:59,083 No, no, not at all. 144 00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:01,418 A-allow me to show you to your quarters. 145 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:03,454 Great. 146 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:07,725 (gate closes) 147 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,496 Our serenity has been greatly reduced 148 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,999 By the events of recent days. 149 00:07:15,066 --> 00:07:17,701 Abbot capilano fell to his death from the bell tower 150 00:07:17,769 --> 00:07:19,170 Just yesterday... So we've heard. 151 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,739 Tragic accident. 152 00:07:21,807 --> 00:07:26,010 We're still waiting to see who the new abbot will be. 153 00:07:26,077 --> 00:07:28,212 You must be tired from your journey, brother simon. 154 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,580 Mm... Um, 155 00:07:29,681 --> 00:07:31,215 I'm, I'm, I'm afraid brother simon has taken 156 00:07:31,282 --> 00:07:33,050 A, um, vow of silence. 157 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,485 Ah, wonderful. We are 158 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,154 Extremely interested in brother currie. 159 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:37,087 Ah, who isn't? 160 00:07:37,155 --> 00:07:38,188 Fascinated by his predictions. 161 00:07:38,256 --> 00:07:39,490 Who isn't? 162 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:41,392 Um, did he predict the abbot's death? 163 00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:42,927 I'm afraid so. 164 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:44,996 You know, we were hoping to get to meet him, 165 00:07:45,063 --> 00:07:46,697 Possibly have an audience. 166 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:47,999 I'm afraid that's impossible. 167 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,934 Brother currie is in seclusion. 168 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:04,749 Hmm. 169 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:09,654 Well, here we are. 170 00:08:15,193 --> 00:08:19,329 I, I hope you find our accommodations adequate. 171 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:25,536 This will be just fine. 172 00:08:25,604 --> 00:08:27,672 (sighs) 173 00:08:27,739 --> 00:08:30,007 So... Where is brother simon's room? 174 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:32,209 As you can well imagine, space is cramped. 175 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:33,644 We didn't think you'd mind sharing. 176 00:08:33,712 --> 00:08:35,980 No, no, we don't mind. 177 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,148 Um, just one more thing. 178 00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:42,053 Where are the-- where's the, uh, lavatory? 179 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,822 Ah, yes, the communal bathroom and shower 180 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,457 Is j-just down the corridor. 181 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:47,792 Communal? 182 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,360 Yes. 183 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,495 Now, if there's anything else, please let me know. 184 00:08:51,563 --> 00:08:52,496 Yes, I will. 185 00:08:52,564 --> 00:08:54,565 Thank you. 186 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,634 Evening meditation's at 6:00. 187 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,535 Thanks... You've been very generous. 188 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:03,941 Generous? Generous? Shh. 189 00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:05,009 One room? 190 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,811 What can I say? 191 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,447 They think you're one of the boys. 192 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:13,251 And if you think I'm taking a communal shower, you've got 193 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:14,452 Another "think" coming. 194 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,421 One can hope, can't one? 195 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:19,023 All right, all right. 196 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:20,124 (sighs) 197 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,559 We're not going to be here that long. 198 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,628 We're just going to find brother currie, 199 00:09:23,695 --> 00:09:25,630 Grab the pen, zip out of here. 200 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:27,397 And what about the bathroom? 201 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,167 Can you hold it? 202 00:09:30,268 --> 00:09:31,936 Well, it could have been worse. How? 203 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,971 There could have only been one bed. 204 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,740 Ah! (monks chanting) 205 00:10:05,704 --> 00:10:08,573 (chanting continues) 206 00:10:11,643 --> 00:10:15,480 They were asking questions about brother currie. 207 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:18,683 I am saddened to see our own brethren fall prey to such 208 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,351 Morbid curiosity. 209 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:23,154 You're sure they aren't journalists? 210 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:26,924 It wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on them. 211 00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:31,795 The last thing we want now is any more controversy. 212 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,707 After you. 213 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,177 Very interesting, brother simon, don't you agree? 214 00:10:50,048 --> 00:10:51,982 Okay, let's find currie and his pen 215 00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:53,551 And get the hell out of here. 216 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,586 Excuse me. 217 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,020 How do you plan on doing that? 218 00:10:57,088 --> 00:10:59,624 He's cloistered in deep seclusion. 219 00:10:59,691 --> 00:11:02,226 The man's got to eat, doesn't he? 220 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,562 � � 221 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,526 � � 222 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:37,955 Whoa, check this out. 223 00:12:52,871 --> 00:12:54,805 Ah, this is where they discovered 224 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:56,807 That heads will roll. 225 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:06,683 (gasps and exclaims) 226 00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:12,690 C'mon. 227 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,626 We've got work to do. 228 00:13:35,613 --> 00:13:38,682 Brother currie, your tray's here. 229 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,053 Brother currie? 230 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,822 Can I talk to you for a second? 231 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,423 No, don't be afraid. 232 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,058 We're from the yorkshire monastery. 233 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:49,927 We want to talk to you about 234 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:50,795 Your pen. 235 00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:52,162 No, no, the quill pen. 236 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:53,431 We know all about it. 237 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,067 (groans) oh! 238 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,735 I'm afraid brother currie 239 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,737 Won't be able to be of much help. 240 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,405 You see, like brother simon, 241 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,408 He too has taken a vow of silence. 242 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,910 Now, if you'll allow me 243 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,478 To escort you back to your quarters. 244 00:14:07,545 --> 00:14:09,546 Sorry for the disturbance brother currie. 245 00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:25,529 See you at morning meditation. 246 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,936 That's fine. 247 00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:34,604 That's fine. 248 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,774 Once-once you've finished all of this, 249 00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,776 I want you to move over to the vineyards. 250 00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:40,110 All right? 251 00:14:40,178 --> 00:14:42,112 As best you can. 252 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,214 We're going to have to figure out another way 253 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,716 To get to brother currie. 254 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,184 Or at least get in his room. 255 00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:48,886 Brother, brother, brother, hey-hey, what's going on? 256 00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:51,588 The oracle of death has made another pronouncement. 257 00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:52,956 What is it this time? 258 00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:55,258 The abbot is going to die today. 259 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:58,762 He's going to choke to death. 260 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,230 That's impossible. 261 00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,899 You don't even have an abbot. 262 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,967 He died two days ago. 263 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,168 From the fall. 264 00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:06,437 No, no. 265 00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:08,171 This prediction isn't gonna fly. 266 00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:10,908 Good point. 267 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:15,512 Perhaps then our concern has been misplaced. 268 00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:16,713 (chuckles) 269 00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:17,882 Brother arrupe: Oh, brethren. 270 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:18,683 Uh, brethren! 271 00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:32,363 Maybe when it's dark and the lights are out, 272 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:34,365 (whispering): We'll sneak out. 273 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,602 (knocking on door) 274 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,604 Come in. 275 00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:46,043 Go. 276 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,495 (chuckles) 277 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,905 Good night, abbot arrupe. 278 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,509 (sighs) 279 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,516 (bed creaking) 280 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,089 (gasps) 281 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,858 (whirring) 282 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,759 (sobbing) 283 00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,997 (gasping) 284 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,001 (screaming) 285 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,007 (moaning) 286 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,747 (moaning) 287 00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:20,003 Oh, my god. 288 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,172 Ryan: He's dead. 289 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,041 (gasping) 290 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,043 What's the matter? 291 00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:31,215 Arrupe had just been named abbot. 292 00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,383 (crying) 293 00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:39,490 I would like to thank you for your efforts 294 00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:41,725 In trying to save brother arrupe. 295 00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,027 We did what we could. 296 00:17:43,094 --> 00:17:44,260 Who are you, 297 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:45,896 Really? Exactly 298 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:46,930 Who we say we are. 299 00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:48,765 I mean, I'm an american. 300 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,302 I went to europe and, um, joined the brotherhood there. 301 00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,470 I met brother simon two years ago. 302 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:58,141 Then why is it you were found sneaking around, 303 00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:00,710 Looking for brother currie the other evening? 304 00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,079 Brother le croix, we just wanted to see him in person. 305 00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:05,081 That will be quite impossible. 306 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,618 Brother currie is a troubled man. 307 00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:10,954 His gift is his burden and his agony 308 00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:13,123 And he'd just as soon be left alone with it. 309 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,159 That's why he's in seclusion! 310 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,327 In future, 311 00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:20,597 You will keep your mind on your devotions. 312 00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:23,800 How in the world did I get myself in this mess? 313 00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:25,669 All I wanted was to get married 314 00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:27,337 And settle down. 315 00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:28,972 I didn't want the store. 316 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,007 I didn't want those antiques! 317 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:32,809 I didn't want any of this! 318 00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:34,844 Micki, micki, micki. C'mon now. 319 00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,813 Tell me this whole thing hasn't been a blast. 320 00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:39,816 This whole thing hasn't been a blast. 321 00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:41,152 Take your time. 322 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:42,686 Think it over. 323 00:18:42,753 --> 00:18:45,689 Okay, you want to go back to leonard, be my guest. 324 00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:47,124 Lloyd! Just remember 325 00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:48,958 That if we don't get back those antiques, 326 00:18:49,026 --> 00:18:50,161 Nobody else is gonna do it. 327 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:51,328 It's up to us, because 328 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,363 Nobody else is gonna do it! 329 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,966 Nobody's gonna believe us. 330 00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:59,035 I mean it's not like we can go up to the cops and say 331 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,870 "excuse me, officer, but we got these antiques out here 332 00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:02,706 We gotta get back 'cause they're cursed." 333 00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:05,442 No, uh-uh, off to the funny farm we go. 334 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:06,910 Well, I'm sorry, but sometimes, 335 00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,546 When I find myself locked in a cell 336 00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:10,680 In a monastery pretending to be a boy 337 00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:12,916 Tracking down a cursed quill pen... Shh, shh, shh! 338 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,684 ...The funny farm sounds preferable! 339 00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:45,582 Brother matthew, 340 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,584 I'd like you to meet brother jack. 341 00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:49,586 He's a transfer just like you. 342 00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,921 Oh, brother jack, where from? 343 00:19:51,989 --> 00:19:54,090 Ah, the emerald isle, me boy-o, 344 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:56,092 Ireland itself. 345 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,927 I think that's a fine looking crop 346 00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,896 Of burgundy grapes you've got there. 347 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,700 I predict you're gonna have a-a vintage year. 348 00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:05,935 Not that we know an awful lot about it where I come from. 349 00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,304 You know, we prefer something 350 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,972 That'll, ah, put a little more hair on your chest 351 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,641 And take the lightening out of your throat. 352 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:11,975 I'll leave you to it, brother jack. 353 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,644 Ah, thank you. Bless you, brother. 354 00:20:13,711 --> 00:20:15,479 You're a darling man, darling man. 355 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,980 Where's brother simon? 356 00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:18,081 Powdering his nose. 357 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,116 He-- ah. 358 00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,554 Wha... What are you doing here? 359 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:26,089 I did a little research. 360 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,325 I got photos of the pen 361 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,527 From a collector I know in khartoum. 362 00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:32,529 And? And I... 363 00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:34,865 I figured you'll never be able to sneak it out 364 00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:36,800 Unless they never missed it in the first place. 365 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,802 So, I made a duplicate. 366 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,071 An exact copy. 367 00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:44,941 You may have noticed, I'm a very resourceful person. 368 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,877 (gasps) 369 00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:47,911 Micki: Oh! 370 00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:49,146 Ryan: What? Are you afraid 371 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,481 Of a little teeny, teeny, bitsy spider? 372 00:20:51,449 --> 00:20:53,049 Ryan! Stop that! 373 00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:54,718 Shh... Shh, shh, shh. 374 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,386 Your vow of silence. 375 00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:58,388 I also checked up on the original owner, 376 00:20:58,456 --> 00:21:00,390 The first man who bought the pen, 377 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,091 Rupert seldon. 378 00:21:02,159 --> 00:21:05,161 He disappeared for quite awhile with good reason. 379 00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,965 He's wanted for the murder of his business partner. 380 00:21:08,032 --> 00:21:10,300 Rupert! 381 00:21:10,368 --> 00:21:12,369 Those brothers from yorkshire. 382 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:14,304 They know about the pen. 383 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,572 Do they? 384 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,940 Then we will have to write up 385 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:18,742 Another epitaph. No! 386 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:19,843 We must stop. 387 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,678 Too many innocent people have died already. 388 00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:23,213 Don't disappoint me, frank. 389 00:21:23,314 --> 00:21:25,415 We made a deal. 390 00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:28,218 If it wasn't for me, you'd be behind bars right now. 391 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:31,488 This is better than jail? 392 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:35,826 Cooped up here day in, day out. 393 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,630 No one to talk to. 394 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,232 Knowing that every time 395 00:21:42,299 --> 00:21:44,267 You write in that diary, 396 00:21:44,335 --> 00:21:46,570 Someone else is going to die. 397 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:50,540 You can't keep torturing me like this. 398 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:52,309 (laughs) 399 00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:53,510 I wouldn't call 400 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,145 Splitting a half million dollar advance 401 00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:57,848 On the oracle's life story exactly torture. 402 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,984 I don't care about the money anymore! 403 00:22:01,052 --> 00:22:03,053 But I care about the money. 404 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,521 (sighs) 405 00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:07,124 I need you, frank, 406 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,592 To take credit for what I write. 407 00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:12,329 I can't afford to be seen. 408 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,530 You're despicable. 409 00:22:13,631 --> 00:22:16,633 We're both despicable. 410 00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:18,602 But now that I'm abbot, 411 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,236 I can sell this place, 412 00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:23,173 And we can pocket ten million bucks. 413 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:26,743 It's over, rupert. 414 00:22:26,811 --> 00:22:29,045 I'm leaving. 415 00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:31,748 You will do what I tell you to do. 416 00:22:31,816 --> 00:22:32,682 Like always. 417 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,017 Like hell I will. 418 00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:38,689 The oracle of death has made his last prediction. 419 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,392 (door squeaks and slams shut) 420 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:51,234 Brother le croix (whispering): Some of god's chosen ones are tormented creatures. 421 00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:55,505 Such is the case with brother currie 422 00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:59,376 Who will decide his only recourse is 423 00:22:59,443 --> 00:23:03,013 To join the holy spirit 424 00:23:03,114 --> 00:23:07,818 In a most gruesome way. 425 00:23:09,253 --> 00:23:11,254 (gasps) 426 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:22,099 (groans) 427 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,101 (loud groan) 428 00:23:26,437 --> 00:23:29,039 (pained groaning) 429 00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,643 (gasps) 430 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,179 (whimpers) 431 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:03,674 (pained groaning) 432 00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:08,978 (brother currie whimpering) 433 00:24:09,046 --> 00:24:12,249 (currie screaming) 434 00:24:12,316 --> 00:24:14,417 (screaming) 435 00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:21,457 (screaming) 436 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:24,261 (yelling) 437 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,273 (bird hooting) 438 00:24:42,012 --> 00:24:43,913 Oh. 439 00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:48,418 That's one prediction I'll bet he didn't make. 440 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,487 Oh! 441 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:52,489 But he did. 442 00:24:53,757 --> 00:24:56,159 Oh, tragic, isn't it? 443 00:24:56,227 --> 00:24:59,696 I came as soon as I found this, but... Too late. 444 00:24:59,763 --> 00:25:04,133 Brother currie lived a life of quiet desperation. 445 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:06,936 He just couldn't stand it any more. 446 00:25:07,004 --> 00:25:08,672 Suicide note? 447 00:25:08,739 --> 00:25:10,173 Of sorts. 448 00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:12,175 Evidently, his gift 449 00:25:12,243 --> 00:25:15,845 For predicting horrendous events was a cross too heavy to bear. 450 00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:19,649 The oracle of death is no more. 451 00:25:21,719 --> 00:25:24,621 Sleep with the angels, brother. 452 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,625 (whispers): Poor currie. 453 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:33,029 I guess that means that's the end of it. 454 00:25:33,097 --> 00:25:34,797 No. 455 00:25:34,865 --> 00:25:37,601 We still have to find the pen. 456 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,435 I'm scared. 457 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:42,372 Oh, yeah? 458 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,307 You're scared? 459 00:25:48,312 --> 00:25:51,514 I'm terrified. 460 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:54,418 Brother le croix (whispering): God created creatures 461 00:25:54,485 --> 00:25:59,790 Both great and small, 462 00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:03,026 And sometimes small ones have the power 463 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:06,997 To triumph over larger ones. 464 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:11,234 Such will be the unfortunate fate 465 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:14,270 Of brothers matthew and simon 466 00:26:14,305 --> 00:26:16,272 From yorkshire. 467 00:26:45,602 --> 00:26:47,536 � � 468 00:26:52,342 --> 00:26:54,911 (whispers): Ryan?! 469 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:57,847 Ryan (whispers): Don't move. 470 00:26:57,915 --> 00:26:59,382 (whispers): I don't intend to. 471 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,084 Don't even breathe. 472 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:02,184 (whimpers) 473 00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:04,054 It bit me! 474 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,589 (panting) 475 00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:08,458 Don't panic. Don't panic! 476 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:09,859 What's the matter with you two? 477 00:27:09,927 --> 00:27:12,262 You could be heard all over the monastery. 478 00:27:12,329 --> 00:27:13,063 Jack! 479 00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:16,065 Ah. 480 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:22,138 What a cute little therasphosid. 481 00:27:22,206 --> 00:27:24,340 Oh, relax. 482 00:27:24,408 --> 00:27:26,142 He's not poisonous. It's only the south american 483 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,578 Tineid that can kill. 484 00:27:34,585 --> 00:27:36,019 (sighs): That's it. 485 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,887 I really can't take this anymore. 486 00:27:37,955 --> 00:27:39,855 I got to get out of here. 487 00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:41,958 No more elastic around the chest, 488 00:27:42,026 --> 00:27:43,927 No more brown rice, no more dead bodies, 489 00:27:43,994 --> 00:27:45,661 No more tarantulas. 490 00:27:45,729 --> 00:27:47,930 I understand exactly how you feel, young lady, 491 00:27:47,998 --> 00:27:49,533 But you must know 492 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,935 That retrieving these antiques is not going to be easy. 493 00:27:53,003 --> 00:27:55,238 There'll always be an element of danger involved, 494 00:27:55,305 --> 00:27:57,207 Which is why I'm here. 495 00:27:58,709 --> 00:28:01,544 I had no idea of the depth of his despair. 496 00:28:01,612 --> 00:28:03,580 But at least the oracle of death 497 00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:05,582 Will be silent forevermore. 498 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,083 Don't be so hasty. 499 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,586 Brother currie left behind a number of predictions, 500 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:12,989 Which I have no doubt will unfold in the fullness of time. 501 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:15,191 Brother drake: Brother le croix, is something wrong? No. 502 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:20,596 Good morning, brothers. 503 00:28:20,664 --> 00:28:22,298 Uh, I hope 504 00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:25,802 Brother currie's death did not rob you of your sleep. 505 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,036 Fortunately not. 506 00:28:27,071 --> 00:28:30,740 Were there any other... Interruptions? 507 00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:32,375 Some of the other monks have been complaining 508 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,211 Of pests-- 509 00:28:34,278 --> 00:28:36,379 Rodents and the like? 510 00:28:36,447 --> 00:28:37,914 Nothing the like of rodents. 511 00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:40,650 I'm relieved to hear it. 512 00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:49,358 I think brother le croix was just on a fishing expedition. 513 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:50,693 That tarantula was no accident. 514 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:52,862 You were supposed to die. 515 00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:55,965 Well, not that I'm complaining, but how come we didn't? 516 00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,800 'cause you're not who you are. 517 00:28:57,868 --> 00:29:00,036 Want to run that by me again? 518 00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:03,139 Well, you're not really brothers matthew and simon. 519 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,442 So, when the curse of death was put on you, 520 00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,176 It wasn't really put on you. 521 00:29:07,244 --> 00:29:10,179 It was put on brothers matthew and simon. 522 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,115 Uh, what shall we do about the reporters 523 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,749 At the front gate? 524 00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:15,251 They've been waiting there since dawn 525 00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:17,520 To hear a statement about brother currie's death. 526 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,889 Why don't you meet with them? 527 00:29:19,957 --> 00:29:21,491 Me? But-but you're the new abbot. 528 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:22,758 You knew him best. 529 00:29:22,826 --> 00:29:24,260 You should speak on his behalf. 530 00:29:24,328 --> 00:29:26,062 And while you're about it, 531 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:29,199 Send a telegram to the home office in yorkshire. 532 00:29:29,266 --> 00:29:31,000 What about? 533 00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:33,603 Find out if they did indeed 534 00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:36,606 Send two representatives to visit us. 535 00:29:36,673 --> 00:29:39,142 And wait for the reply. 536 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:40,676 (crying) 537 00:29:40,744 --> 00:29:42,212 I have reason to believe 538 00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:46,649 That brothers matthew and simon are not who they claim to be. 539 00:29:50,087 --> 00:29:52,455 I think maybe we're barking up the wrong brother here. 540 00:29:52,556 --> 00:29:54,357 Searching the wrong room. What are you saying? 541 00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:55,425 Brother currie didn't kill himself. 542 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:56,793 There was no diary on his desk. 543 00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,795 We would have seen it when we were looking for the pen. 544 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:00,964 Le croix. 545 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,965 Drake's been on our tail ever since we got here. 546 00:30:03,033 --> 00:30:05,435 It's gonna be tough for us to search le croix's room. 547 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,703 Jack: For you, maybe. 548 00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:10,006 Not for me. 549 00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:11,574 Woman: What are you trying to hide here? 550 00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:12,742 We need some answers... 551 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:14,010 Man: Tell us the whole story. 552 00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:15,211 Woman: Please! 553 00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:16,712 Man: What happened? Exactly what happened? 554 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:17,880 Please! 555 00:30:17,948 --> 00:30:18,681 How did he die? 556 00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,050 Is foul play suspected 557 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:21,451 In the death of the oracle? 558 00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:22,885 We have a prepared statement. 559 00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:26,355 (sighs) 560 00:30:26,423 --> 00:30:29,425 "brother currie was a man loved 561 00:30:29,493 --> 00:30:31,995 "by all here at the brotherhood. 562 00:30:32,062 --> 00:30:34,730 His gift of predicting the future..." 563 00:30:34,798 --> 00:30:36,032 Did he predict his own death? 564 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,767 "his gift became his torture, 565 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,969 "and to our 566 00:30:40,037 --> 00:30:43,205 Everlasting sorrow, he chose to take his own life." 567 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:44,907 Isn't suicide considered a mortal sin? 568 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,977 "he chose to take his own life rather than suffer any longer. 569 00:30:48,045 --> 00:30:49,979 "and our prayers go with him. 570 00:30:50,047 --> 00:30:51,614 All our prayers go with him." 571 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:54,050 Woman: That's it? That's all? That's all 572 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:56,319 You're gonna tell us. Come on. We need more answers than this. 573 00:30:56,353 --> 00:30:57,787 I'm not authorized to give you anything 574 00:30:57,854 --> 00:30:59,121 But this prepared statement. 575 00:30:59,156 --> 00:31:00,690 Brother drake: I'm sorry. 576 00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:01,858 I can't answer your questions. 577 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:03,860 Why isn't le croix doing this? 578 00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:06,596 Ryan: If you had something to hide, you'd keep a low profile, too. 579 00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:07,663 Woman: Please! 580 00:31:07,731 --> 00:31:08,831 Man: What happened? Exactly what happened? 581 00:31:38,628 --> 00:31:40,730 � � 582 00:32:06,023 --> 00:32:07,857 (door opens in the distance) 583 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,260 (door closes) 584 00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:18,401 Jack: Listen, rupert seldon'ssignature 585 00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,704 On this bill of sale matches the writing 586 00:32:20,771 --> 00:32:21,971 In the diary exactly. 587 00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:23,539 So, rupert seldon 588 00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:25,808 And brother le croix are one in the same. 589 00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:27,076 (whispers): What about the pen? 590 00:32:27,144 --> 00:32:28,344 (whispers): I couldn't find it. 591 00:32:28,411 --> 00:32:29,512 Somebody was coming. 592 00:32:29,579 --> 00:32:31,247 But it's more than likely there, too. 593 00:32:31,314 --> 00:32:33,482 I'll just have to go back and try again. 594 00:32:33,550 --> 00:32:35,952 Micki: The best time to do it is during meditation. 595 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,854 Le croix is busy for an hour. 596 00:32:57,207 --> 00:33:00,276 Oh, I can't wait to be a female again. 597 00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:03,880 Ryan (whispering): Micki, I can't stand guard out here forever, all right? 598 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:06,349 Will you hurry it up already? Come on. 599 00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:11,954 Brother le croix, you were right. 600 00:33:12,089 --> 00:33:14,023 The real brother matthew and brother simon 601 00:33:14,091 --> 00:33:16,025 Never left the monastery. 602 00:33:16,093 --> 00:33:18,961 Something else is very odd. 603 00:33:19,029 --> 00:33:21,297 The real brothers matthew and simon were bitten 604 00:33:21,365 --> 00:33:24,300 By a a poisonous tarantula last night and died. 605 00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:26,302 (gasps) 606 00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,304 There is another thing you should know 607 00:33:28,372 --> 00:33:30,306 About brother simon. 608 00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:32,308 He's a she. 609 00:33:32,376 --> 00:33:34,009 He's a she. 610 00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,980 I'll have them removed from the premises 611 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,748 Immediately. No. 612 00:33:39,816 --> 00:33:43,086 I want you to act as if nothing has changed. 613 00:33:43,153 --> 00:33:45,421 Sh-sh-should we at least question them? 614 00:33:45,489 --> 00:33:47,690 God works in mysterious ways 615 00:33:47,758 --> 00:33:49,758 His wonders to perform. 616 00:33:49,826 --> 00:33:51,260 I would appreciate it 617 00:33:51,328 --> 00:33:53,362 If you would start the meditation without me. 618 00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:55,364 Certainly. 619 00:33:55,432 --> 00:33:57,534 I hope jack's outta that office by now. 620 00:33:57,568 --> 00:33:58,968 Brother drake: Brothers. 621 00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:28,531 (distant thunder rumbling) 622 00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:32,168 Ah, uh, abbot. 623 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:33,669 Didn't a little mouse come scuttling in here? 624 00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:34,971 Now, we've got to get him. 625 00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:36,339 Otherwise, he'll be nibbling away at your books 626 00:34:36,406 --> 00:34:37,540 And papers. 627 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:38,641 I'm sure you wouldn't need a thing like 628 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:39,875 That for a little mouse. 629 00:34:39,977 --> 00:34:41,677 But I have already set a trap. 630 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:44,681 I thought you were meditating. 631 00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,048 But I am... 632 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,350 Premeditating. 633 00:34:54,858 --> 00:34:56,025 (grunting) 634 00:34:57,761 --> 00:35:01,264 I'm sorry we couldn't conclude our business upstairs, 635 00:35:01,331 --> 00:35:03,332 (moans) brother. 636 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,835 But I'm terribly late for a meeting. 637 00:35:05,902 --> 00:35:09,004 It wouldn't have anything to do with real estate, 638 00:35:09,072 --> 00:35:11,006 Would it, seldon? 639 00:35:11,074 --> 00:35:13,042 I don't know what you're talking about. 640 00:35:13,109 --> 00:35:16,045 Yes, we were right. 641 00:35:16,112 --> 00:35:18,047 You have the pen. 642 00:35:18,114 --> 00:35:21,050 Yes, I do. 643 00:35:22,419 --> 00:35:25,521 But only you and your young friends know about it. 644 00:35:25,589 --> 00:35:27,489 Oh! 645 00:35:27,557 --> 00:35:30,693 How thoughtless of me not to leave you 646 00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:33,462 A little... Light. 647 00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:42,705 (grunts) 648 00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:46,643 (monks chanting) 649 00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:55,518 Where do you think you're going? 650 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:56,886 To look for the pen. 651 00:35:56,954 --> 00:35:58,221 You go find jack. 652 00:35:58,288 --> 00:36:00,056 Pssst. 653 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:02,058 You got the fake one? 654 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:04,060 Take care. 655 00:36:08,565 --> 00:36:10,633 My principals were delighted 656 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,668 That your brotherhood agreed to, 657 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:15,170 Ah, reconsider their offer. 658 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,341 We are a humble order, mr. Green. 659 00:36:18,408 --> 00:36:21,344 Why would we put ourselves 660 00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:23,846 And the enjoyment of this place 661 00:36:23,913 --> 00:36:25,848 Before the needs of the thousands 662 00:36:25,915 --> 00:36:28,984 Who will be served by your luxury 663 00:36:29,052 --> 00:36:31,520 Hotel/condominium complex. 664 00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:32,722 If we should reach 665 00:36:32,756 --> 00:36:35,358 An agreement on this, do you foresee any problems 666 00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:36,992 With closing the deal? 667 00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:39,862 None that can't be eliminated. 668 00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:42,064 As you'll see, 669 00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:44,733 We very generously agreed to pay out the brotherhood 670 00:36:44,801 --> 00:36:46,936 Over a five year period, rather than ten, 671 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:49,939 And we'll pick up the closing costs. 672 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:51,941 And, as a special sweetener, 673 00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:53,309 If the deal is clean, 674 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,845 I'd be willing to reduce my commission 675 00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:58,014 To... Ten percent. 676 00:36:58,115 --> 00:36:59,882 (chuckles) 677 00:37:01,952 --> 00:37:03,886 I'm sure you will. 678 00:37:03,954 --> 00:37:06,789 Normally, the commission on a deal this size 679 00:37:06,856 --> 00:37:08,223 Is three and a half percent. 680 00:37:08,325 --> 00:37:10,626 Let's not play games, mr. Green. 681 00:37:10,694 --> 00:37:12,128 Forget the graduated payout. 682 00:37:12,195 --> 00:37:14,429 I want $15.2 million-- cash. 683 00:37:14,464 --> 00:37:15,598 And a commission agreement 684 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:16,899 Of two and a half percent. 685 00:37:16,967 --> 00:37:18,968 Take it or leave it. 686 00:37:26,009 --> 00:37:28,177 (sighs) 687 00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:29,878 Ugh. 688 00:37:29,946 --> 00:37:32,948 I must say you drive a hard bargain, 689 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,183 Abbot le croix. 690 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,618 Abbot le croix. 691 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:37,953 It has such a nice ring to it. 692 00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:40,989 Now, I have some other serious business to attend to 693 00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:43,559 That I've left off for far too long. 694 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,533 Uh, listen, uh... 695 00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:01,077 (breathing heavily) 696 00:38:01,111 --> 00:38:04,313 (blowing) 697 00:38:33,777 --> 00:38:35,711 � � 698 00:38:41,518 --> 00:38:43,385 (thunder rumbling) 699 00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,350 � � 700 00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:27,897 (grunting) 701 00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:33,469 Jack... Can you hear me? 702 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,804 Jack! 703 00:39:34,771 --> 00:39:36,105 Ryan? 704 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:37,973 Over here. 705 00:39:38,108 --> 00:39:39,675 Over where?! 706 00:39:39,742 --> 00:39:41,711 Over here. 707 00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:44,413 Hang on, I'm on my way! 708 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:46,015 Hurry, ryan. 709 00:39:46,116 --> 00:39:47,483 Hurry. 710 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:49,318 Th-there's not much time. 711 00:39:49,386 --> 00:39:52,221 Ryan, please. 712 00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:55,457 Ryan! 713 00:39:55,525 --> 00:39:56,993 Hurry. 714 00:39:58,228 --> 00:39:58,895 Ryan! 715 00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:00,262 Jack, don't move. 716 00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:01,397 (blowing) 717 00:40:01,498 --> 00:40:03,232 Hurry, ryan. 718 00:40:03,299 --> 00:40:05,334 Be careful, the thread. 719 00:40:06,402 --> 00:40:08,503 (grunts) 720 00:40:08,571 --> 00:40:11,006 (sighs) 721 00:40:16,146 --> 00:40:18,080 Are you okay? 722 00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:20,115 (panting) 723 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:22,117 I guess I can't complain. 724 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:23,786 We've got to go after le croix. 725 00:40:23,853 --> 00:40:25,087 He's gone for the pen. 726 00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:26,289 (gasps) oh, jack, 727 00:40:26,356 --> 00:40:27,690 Thank god it's you. 728 00:40:27,757 --> 00:40:29,192 Ryan, I found the pen! 729 00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:30,660 Then I figured I'd go look for jack, and, 730 00:40:30,727 --> 00:40:32,094 Then I just... You found the pen? 731 00:40:32,162 --> 00:40:34,096 Yes, it was in le croix's room just as you thought. 732 00:40:34,164 --> 00:40:36,098 I swapped it with the fake. 733 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,433 Micki, baby. 734 00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:38,934 Oh, baby! 735 00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:40,570 I can't wait to get outta here. 736 00:40:40,637 --> 00:40:42,438 I wouldn't make travel plans just yet. 737 00:40:44,007 --> 00:40:46,675 Thank you for informing me about the switch... 738 00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:50,379 ...Sister simon. 739 00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:52,114 Or should I say... 740 00:40:52,182 --> 00:40:54,283 Micki? 741 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:58,020 Hand it over. 742 00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,525 I would have preserved your epitaphs 743 00:41:03,593 --> 00:41:04,693 In a more dignified way, 744 00:41:04,761 --> 00:41:07,195 But someone rudely stole 745 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:08,497 My diary. 746 00:41:08,565 --> 00:41:09,865 Ah. 747 00:41:11,134 --> 00:41:12,968 This will do nicely. 748 00:41:16,205 --> 00:41:18,173 "the imposters 749 00:41:18,241 --> 00:41:20,910 Came to the monastery 750 00:41:20,977 --> 00:41:23,646 Posing as monks... 751 00:41:24,581 --> 00:41:28,450 ...To meet certain death." 752 00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:29,585 (screaming) 753 00:41:31,421 --> 00:41:33,956 I will be happy to change this 754 00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:37,092 To include you as well, brother drake. 755 00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:39,127 You're gonna burn in hell, 756 00:41:39,195 --> 00:41:41,330 You traitor! Put that down. 757 00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:48,337 ..."they came 758 00:41:48,438 --> 00:41:50,740 "to remove the sacred pen 759 00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:52,575 "from its rightful owner, 760 00:41:52,642 --> 00:41:56,412 "but tragedy will strike... 761 00:41:56,479 --> 00:41:59,815 And this will not be accomplished." 762 00:42:01,818 --> 00:42:08,623 Now, all I have to do is fill in your names. 763 00:42:09,626 --> 00:42:11,460 (clock chimes) 764 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,930 You should never 765 00:42:13,997 --> 00:42:15,664 Write what you've already signed. 766 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:20,369 Rupert 767 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:22,471 Seldon. 768 00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:24,540 Your name on the original invoice, 769 00:42:24,641 --> 00:42:26,342 Remember? 770 00:42:53,970 --> 00:42:55,837 � � 771 00:43:00,310 --> 00:43:01,977 (sinister laugh) 772 00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:05,614 (thunder crackling) 773 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:09,351 Now... 774 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:12,788 Where were we? 775 00:43:14,891 --> 00:43:18,694 It seems this pen isn't so foolproof 776 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:19,862 After all. 777 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,263 It's behind you. 778 00:43:21,331 --> 00:43:24,934 Do you really expect me to fall for an old trick like that? 779 00:43:26,369 --> 00:43:27,169 (screams) 780 00:43:39,616 --> 00:43:42,718 He should've stuck to pencils. 781 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,487 (thunder crackling) 782 00:43:48,758 --> 00:43:52,093 Imagine being able to wish for 783 00:43:52,095 --> 00:43:53,195 Something to happen 784 00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:55,464 And with the stroke of a pen, it does. 785 00:43:55,532 --> 00:43:57,299 I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. 786 00:43:57,367 --> 00:43:59,802 The pen can only make evil predictions come true. 787 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,336 Woo, 788 00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:03,338 It's so good to be a girl again. 789 00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:04,973 (whistles) now all I want is some food. 790 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:06,409 If I never see brown rice again, 791 00:44:06,476 --> 00:44:08,411 It'll be too soon. 792 00:44:08,478 --> 00:44:10,078 Aren't you gonna put that in the vault? 793 00:44:10,146 --> 00:44:11,580 Oh, that's not the real pen. 794 00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:13,582 I'm just keeping this copy as a souvenir. 795 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,584 How do you know it's the right one? 796 00:44:15,652 --> 00:44:18,587 A true artist always knows his own handiwork, my dear. 797 00:44:18,655 --> 00:44:20,255 So, you're really sure. 798 00:44:20,323 --> 00:44:22,190 Of course. I'm positive. 799 00:44:22,258 --> 00:44:25,193 Only one way to find out. 800 00:44:25,261 --> 00:44:26,529 Hmm. 801 00:44:26,596 --> 00:44:27,863 Lunch. 802 00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:30,866 Let's order something really sinful.