1 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,384 -Hey, Mom. -Hey. 2 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:12,262 Wanna hear some jokes about Freylich Syndrome kids? 3 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:13,263 Okay. 4 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,056 They never get old. 5 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,391 It's not funny, Isobel. 6 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,352 No, it is. It's hilarious. 7 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,854 -No, it's not. 8 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,064 You just have to take a step back. 9 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,066 Have you had any nosebleeds, honey? 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:25,984 Nope. 11 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:28,695 No nosebleeds. All good. 12 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,740 Okay, I'm so glad to hear that. I've been so worried about you. 13 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,034 Mom. I gotta call you back. 14 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,911 The Spanish Inquisition just walked in. 15 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,288 Okay, I love you. 16 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,497 -Love you, too. -Bye. 17 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:40,457 Bye. 18 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,878 Yes? 19 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,422 We've made arrangements to get you back to Boise. 20 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,923 No. Uh-uh. 21 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,675 Why risk one of your coyote's lives 22 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,510 just so I can die in my own bed? 23 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:54,721 Why don't you let us bring your mom here? 24 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,765 It's the same problem, though, isn't it? 25 00:00:56,931 --> 00:01:00,477 Why bring my mom here just so she can watch me die? 26 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,854 You are a stubborn one. 27 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,189 So they tell me. 28 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:05,857 -Any nose-- -No. 29 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,609 No nosebleeds. 30 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,154 -Only, like, 20. 31 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,113 Yeah. 32 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,242 Oh, we should've warned you. 33 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,119 This is our drawer of heads. 34 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:22,040 We're calling the prison bus murders "Satan's Jigsaw Puzzle." 35 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:24,876 We started with the face pieces and are working our way out. 36 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,048 Don't you zombies just like the brains? 37 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,341 How do you account for the dismemberment? 38 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,344 We figure the mob was starving, and everyone wanted a piece. 39 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,179 What a way to go. 40 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:37,931 Don't waste your sympathy on these guys. 41 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,474 They're the worst of the worst. 42 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,185 Who's that guy who put his victims' organs in jars? 43 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,645 Perry the Pickler. 44 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,898 There's Ice Pick Rick, Zombie Killer Cain... 45 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,776 The nastiest killers this city has had to offer. 46 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:50,777 You think? 47 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,196 I think Seattle's seen worse. 48 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,867 You don't want to know what I had to do to get this brain. 49 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,953 You want me to blue brain it? Or... 50 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,914 -It's my $100,000 gift to you. 51 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,667 -No. 52 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,378 If you bought a brain for 100 grand and I'm the one eating it, 53 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,130 there's no way it's gonna be anything good. 54 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,297 You're gonna love it. 55 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:12,632 But, first, 56 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,634 let me show you something. 57 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,427 You remember when I was on that real-estate agent brain 58 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,428 a couple weeks ago? 59 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,764 Yeah. You were asking me all those non-sequitur questions 60 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,850 aimed at determining my annual income. 61 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,935 That's when this plan came to me. 62 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,480 This place on Kittitas sold for 22.6 mil. 63 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:28,731 It's on the market now for two. 64 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,358 No surprise there. 65 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,570 The prices took a dive after Seattle became the Lost City of Z. 66 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:37,240 Well, figure 20% down, you're looking at an outlay of 400,000 67 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,075 on a house worth more than 20 mil. 68 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,578 There's 100 properties like this inside the wall. 69 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,204 And when things return to normal, 70 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,373 property values are gonna skyrocket. 71 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:48,501 And whoever owns 'em cheap will be filthy rich. 72 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,463 You think things are returning to normal? 73 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,675 Just eat the brain and trust that I have a plan. 74 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,303 Maybe you should lean back in your chair 75 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,388 and do the Mr. Burns thing with your hands. 76 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,601 -Oh, yeah. 77 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,019 And maybe cackle. 78 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:18,740 Hmm... Do you have the top half of a hairy arm, 79 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,658 with a tattoo of a skull 80 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,577 with a serpent crawling out of its eye socket? 81 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,745 Go fish. 82 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,541 Oh! 83 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,269 -No more victims. We're full. -Ah! 84 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,255 What can you tell us about our human victim? 85 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,506 Hmm. 86 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:38,486 Okay. 87 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:46,703 Go watch some Jerry Lewis movies, you frog bastard. 88 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:09,183 I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartzman, my partner should be along soon. 89 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,101 Ain't no thing. 90 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:14,522 Hey, yo, them vending machines you got upstairs is off the chain, though. 91 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:20,320 Baked from scratch. 92 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,214 Where'd you get this? 93 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,426 Treasures abound in the lost 94 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,972 Mr. Schwartzman, this is Liv Moore, 95 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,016 our medical examiner. 96 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,184 'Sup, shawty? 97 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,269 What is good? 98 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,688 On my grind, you know. Gettin' that schmoney. So, Weston, you and your brother Walden 99 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,361 were originally a rap duo, is that correct? 100 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:05,281 Uh-uh. Lil' Driz and Dirty Reign. 101 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,326 The Precipitation Collaboration. 102 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,410 Tight. 103 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,829 And when a manager signed your brother and not you, 104 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,164 your brother went solo. True? 105 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,374 Oh, I see how you playin' it now. 106 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:16,542 No comment. 107 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,921 I pulled up these lyrics 108 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,798 for a diss track you wrote about your brother. 109 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,635 "You a bad seed, son, 110 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,930 rhymes corny as they come, used to be chill, 111 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:32,475 now you got a swole head, like Icarus flyin' in the sun. 112 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,685 You say you come dirty, Reign, 113 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:37,021 but it's all just doom and gloom. 114 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:39,315 You whack, you stale, 115 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,776 I shoulda ate you in the womb." 116 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,612 -Damn, that's cold. 117 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,158 ♪ Comin' at you From the basement of the SPD ♪ 118 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,744 ♪ It's the E to the M To the C-E-E ♪ 119 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,788 ♪ ME's rolling up For an autopsy ♪ 120 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,332 ♪ Getting brain like a boss Call me Queen Zombie ♪ 121 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,751 ♪ Emcee ME The rizzle O-Z ♪ 122 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,921 I'm just gonna say it. I love dead people. 123 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,635 You're a necrophiliac, dude, and this is how it ends. 124 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:08,970 Bang. 125 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:11,472 Good stuff? 126 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:14,308 I saw Reign and his lady at The Scratching Post. 127 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,352 Some hater was throwin' mad shade. 128 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,938 -Yeah, somewhere. He was... 129 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,943 He's right behind you. That's our killer! 130 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,989 Aren't his pieces currently strewn about the morgue? 131 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:28,906 The Scratching Post has 132 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,908 only been letting humans in for a few weeks. 133 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,118 My vision has to be recent, 134 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:35,246 and that guy was in prison before The Scratching Post even opened. 135 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,123 Then he must have escaped from the bus massacre. 136 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,541 Who is this guy? 137 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,836 "Ronnie 'Sugar' Cain." 138 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,755 "AKA Zombie Killer Cain. Convicted murderer of nine." 139 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:47,300 Better make that 11. 140 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:57,560 So what's a zombie hater doing hanging out at The Scratching Post? 141 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,104 Well, you're hunting zombies, you go to their watering hole. 142 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,899 Maybe we go over there, see if anyone remembers the guy? 143 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,275 Sure. Let's do it. 144 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,528 You know who the first two zombies Cain killed were? 145 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:09,780 His wife and daughter. 146 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,950 At his trial he said he considered them already dead. 147 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,870 I'ma text my posse. 148 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,789 We was hittin' a movie, and this Cain fool was making me miss it. 149 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,210 I was about to go ham on a large tub with extra butter. 150 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,756 "A citywide lockdown is immediately in effect 151 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,050 as Fillmore-Graves conducts a manhunt 152 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,927 for serial killer Ronnie 'Sugar' Cain." 153 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,179 Fillmore-Graves can declare martial law now? 154 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,138 I was gonna get me 155 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,557 some of those Scratching Post jalapeno brain poppers. 156 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,227 My snack game is officially DOA. 157 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,479 There are some new vending machines on the fifth floor. 158 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,189 People are making a big deal about them. 159 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:44,398 For reals? 160 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,900 One of the machines are zombie-friendly. 161 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,318 Liv out. 162 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:54,992 Let's do it. 163 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,332 We should let Mosco know. 164 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,917 -Texting him now. 165 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,839 I got a bone to pick with Blaine. 166 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,300 Oh, hello, Candy. Don't you look... 167 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,306 You said, "Hello, Candy. Don't you look..." 168 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,101 And then you did that. Focus, Sinead. 169 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,937 I think I'm on virgin brain. 170 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,356 Oh. Did Blaine really tell the Mayor 171 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,149 he could have me on the house, and we'd go all night? 172 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,278 Yes. In fairness, 173 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,446 the whole city is on lockdown. 174 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,907 So, it's not as if you could leave anyway. 175 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:38,119 So I may as well just stay here 176 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:41,455 and spank Mayor Freakfest for eight hours? Hi. 177 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,208 Is that what's happening? 178 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,587 Blaine always has a good reason for doing what he does. 179 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,423 I usually just motorboat with it. 180 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,259 I hate New Seattle. 181 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,137 I wish the whole country would just go zombie already. 182 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,139 I was almost through flight-attendant training. 183 00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,432 And now this! 184 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,644 Hi. Did you miss me? 185 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,316 Blaine DeBeers, 186 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,358 you are 187 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,863 as cunning as you are handsome. 188 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:18,075 You've figured out a way to turn the whole country zombie. 189 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,327 Once that happens, 190 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,829 all the properties we're going to buy dirt cheap 191 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,998 skyrocket in value. 192 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,171 Have a seat, pal, 193 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,965 because the fun doesn't stop there. 194 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:36,927 I have another gift for you. 195 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,556 Holy motherboard. 196 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,601 It's a Boldbook. 197 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,772 A 4K touch-screen precision display, 198 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,107 gunmetal chassis and a hyper-charged SSD 199 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,234 that makes its Y-Series brethren 200 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,362 look like a little... 201 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,490 B-word. 202 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,080 Wait a minute. You sprang for the optional Core i7 CPU? 203 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,206 Mmm-hmm. 204 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,377 Will you judge me if I happy 205 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,504 -Yes. -Then I won't. 206 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,340 Hey! 207 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,592 You'll get it back. 208 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:19,887 I need your full attention. 209 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,972 We're going to auction off ten zombie cures 210 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,974 to the highest bidders on the Dark Web. 211 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,269 We need to make sure that no one can ever trace it back to us. 212 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,147 And that's where you come in. 213 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,568 You now have the ability to make us invisible, impenetrable. 214 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,154 I paid a lot of money to turn you into a computer genius. 215 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,323 Prove to me that it was money well spent, huh? 216 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,453 ♪ Chase roll into Seattle Like he own the place ♪ 217 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,746 ♪ Birdbrain with a corny beret ♪ 218 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,623 ♪ Hope you came to play 'Cause I came to slay ♪ 219 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,000 ♪ I'm the real Renegade Pick up where Mama left off ♪ 220 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,877 ♪ Run with a pack of dogs No one fresher than my clique ♪ 221 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,213 ♪ And my rhymes are slick Don't like the underground, bitch? ♪ 222 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,173 ♪ Well, kiss my ass, top brass Eat a bag of-- ♪ 223 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,760 Okay, fish sticks. Fish sticks! Hi, Liv. We're here! 224 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,096 Hey, my bizzles! You didn't get my text? 225 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,182 Oh, we were closer to here than home when the sirens went off, so... 226 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:08,978 Rapper brain? 227 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,230 Zombie Killer Cain capped his ass. 228 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,482 Zombie Killer Cain is loose. 229 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,359 He made it off the bus? 230 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,902 Seems like he got his hands on a shotgun 231 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,571 and got right back to work killing zombies. 232 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,074 -Hence the lockdown. -That's a real dead body. 233 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,284 There's more where that came from. 234 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,038 -Oh, he's getting his nap on 235 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,290 in the detective bunk room. 236 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,459 -Oh, I told Isobel she's our neighbor... 237 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,585 ...if anyone asks. 238 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,880 Oh, speaking of dead weight. 239 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,423 Where the hell is the mayor? 240 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,758 I need him to make an official statement about the lockdown. 241 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,553 -Your boss is a triflin' ass-chimp. 242 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,472 Hi. Yeah, I have no idea where he is. 243 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,806 How'd he die? 244 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,808 Shotgun blast right to the chest. 245 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,186 -Word. 246 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,521 Oh, man, that's gross. 247 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,276 Every Fillmore-Graves soldier is gonna be out there hunting for Cain. 248 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,070 All right? I want our unit to be the one to bring him in. 249 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,363 Major. A word? 250 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,450 Yes, sir. 251 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,583 Bring me up to speed on our friend, Russ Roche. 252 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,251 I'm making progress. 253 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,295 He took me out with his crew. 254 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,631 We busted up a few brain stills. 255 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,049 Roughed up his competition. 256 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,342 Great. Keep at it. 257 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,429 Sir, if I may ask, 258 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,264 how the hell did Cain escape? 259 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,017 A zombie horde attacked a prison transport bus. 260 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,478 Cain was on the bus, and somehow he got away. 261 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,939 Any chance that horde was from the Triple Cross Church? 262 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,357 "Triple Cross" what? 263 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,816 A church for zombies. 264 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,568 The preachers work them into a lather. 265 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,486 My unit dropped in 266 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,279 when we were tracking down that phone video. 267 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,156 We almost didn't make it out alive. 268 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,038 Why am I just hearing about this now? 269 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,917 I can't do my job if I don't know what's going on in this city! 270 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,003 I put it all in the report, sir. 271 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,630 I left nothing out. 272 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,465 I never saw it. 273 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,051 -It wasn't misplaced. 274 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,011 It was withheld from me deliberately. 275 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,518 I'm not sure who I can count on here, Major. 276 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,692 But I'm sure I can count on you. 277 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:22,611 Of course. 278 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,994 All right. Let's head out. 279 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,704 -Yeah, but-- 280 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,539 That was my locker. 281 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,714 -Hey, Ravi. -Major. 282 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,257 I forgot my briefcase this morning. 283 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,593 Would you mind picking it up, bringing it by the station? 284 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,803 Yeah, sure. 'Cause I've got nothing else to do. 285 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,388 I'm sorry to be a pain. 286 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,765 It's just, it's vital to something I'm working on. 287 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,684 Well, patrol will take me right by the house. 288 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,353 Oh, splendid! You're a savior. Thanks, mate! 289 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,438 Yeah, later. 290 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,819 He will bear it hither! 291 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,446 Mosco Bandiwax, 292 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:08,032 a resourceful halfling if there ever was one. 293 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,992 So then, adventurers, 294 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,952 shall we commence? 295 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:16,999 Too-rye, Too-rye, Too-rye, aye! 296 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,841 What's that you say, amateur script kiddies? 297 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,302 You can't get past my firewall? 298 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,347 Well, eat my shorts! 299 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,806 Hey, dweeb. How goes the auction prep? 300 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,353 The packet filters on my DMZ have more layers 301 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,146 than the atmosphere. 302 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,898 Which is five layers. 303 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,234 Oh! Actually, six if you include the ionosphere. 304 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,320 -It... -Bottom-line me. 305 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,281 Our auction is impenetrable to law enforcement, 306 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,034 and no one will ever be able to trace it back to us. 307 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,577 That is music to my ears. 308 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,413 Oh, just, quick question. 309 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,748 Under the heading, 310 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,459 "you probably already thought about this..." 311 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,962 Why would anyone bid on 312 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,881 one of these cures without proof that they're effective? 313 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,926 Obviously we're going to cure a zombie on camera for all the world to see, 314 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,804 and then kill him in a way that only a human can die. 315 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,264 Duh. 316 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,016 Of course. 317 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,309 Just one more thing. 318 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,062 How exactly will people know that our 319 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,816 subject wasn't simply human to begin with? 320 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:27,111 I guess we'll have to find ourselves a well 321 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,070 Oh. 322 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,329 Oh, my God. This is gnarly. 323 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,375 They're running prints to help us put the bodies back together again. 324 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,210 Hey, Liv. 325 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,296 Yo. Why you rolling up? 326 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,757 Looking for Ravi. I'm supposed to bring him this. 327 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,093 Hey, there. I'm Major. 328 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,678 -Hello, sir. "Sir"? 329 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,638 Bitch, please. This is just Major. 330 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,974 Major, this is my neighbor, Isobel. 331 00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,310 -And Ravi, he's-- -Somewhere. Not here. 332 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,398 Major, Seattle is getting on my last nerve. 333 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,150 I told you to wait upstairs. 334 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,278 So now you just walk away in the middle of a conversation? 335 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,238 Ugh! 336 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,614 They're hands. Man up. 337 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,950 Hey, you two are getting on my last nerve. 338 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,368 They got beef, Major. 339 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,162 Let 'em sort it out. 340 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,496 What's your situation, son? 341 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,750 I thought we had something, but apparently we were just hooking up. 342 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,418 I never said we were exclusive. 343 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,711 Your body made a promise. 344 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,505 ♪ Thought my boo was ride-or-die Till I got the 411 ♪ 345 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,132 ♪ 'Cause he just a blank-faced coward ♪ 346 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,217 ♪ With a narrow mind and a big-ass gun ♪ 347 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,970 Liv, I know you're on a brain, but seriously, 348 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,430 what's your problem? 349 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,100 -Wait in the lobby! 350 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,445 You were right there 351 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,864 when Chase Graves crushed Mama Leone's skull. 352 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,116 You probably had to wash bits of her off of you. 353 00:17:56,241 --> 00:18:00,245 Renegade was breaking the law and fully aware of the consequences. 354 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,915 Her death, while tragic, probably saves lives. 355 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:03,957 Hey, Major. 356 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,794 I've seen that movie, too. You're quoting the bad guy. 357 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,671 Will you two knock it off? You both love each other. 358 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,675 You've been through tough stuff before, and this, too, shall pass. 359 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,263 It's Ravi. 360 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,391 We should do this more often. 361 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,777 P. Charles to DocChak. 362 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,737 "Hey, babe." 363 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,239 Blaine, are you sure you want to do this? 364 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,866 Reading your ex's e-mails seems like a slippery slope. 365 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,785 I paid a truckload for that brain you're on. 366 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,203 Just give it to me. 367 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,415 "I have to work a bit on Saturday afternoon 368 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,293 but I'm all yours before then. 369 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,962 Let the sleep-in, 370 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,339 snuggle-fest begin!" 371 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,258 She used the words "snuggle 372 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,051 Is that even a thing? 373 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,303 Maybe it's their thing? 374 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,224 The guy is a British yeti. Just looking at him makes me itchy. 375 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,934 What does she see in him? 376 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,936 I found this guy 377 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,021 passed out next to our dumpster. 378 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,067 -You look how I feel, brother. 379 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,153 Call Fillmore-Graves. 380 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,155 Have someone come pick the drunk bastard up. 381 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,364 Will do. 382 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,661 When the right woman comes along, you won't hurt anymore. 383 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,871 Take it from me. 384 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,540 Five years happily married to my best friend. 385 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,669 The walking waterfall has a wife? 386 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,716 Yeah, and he's insanely jealous. 387 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,303 His wife is built like Jessica Rabbit, so if she comes in here, don't. 388 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,805 Just don't. 389 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,101 We saw Ravi eating a brain tube. 390 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,855 How is Peyton sleeping with him if he's a zombie? 391 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,899 And if he's not a zombie, 392 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,692 what is he? 393 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,777 I'm a halfling monk. 394 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,906 People see halfling and always think "thief." 395 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,826 But, have you not noticed the way I've played my character, hmm? 396 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,203 The celibacy? 397 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,872 The way I work the teachings of Anubis into conversation? 398 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,208 My lack of regard for worldly possessions? 399 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,293 Well, you sure jumped on those Bracers of Defense 400 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,921 for someone who doesn't care about worldly possessions. 401 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,883 What news have you, Morrisey the Mage? 402 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,594 I've studied the map we won 403 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,596 in that game of knucklebones with Ban-Yonn, 404 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,139 the idiot of Knoforks. 405 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,933 And without a thief, 406 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,227 our mission is doomed. 407 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,814 Fellow adventurers, 408 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,484 I apologize for walking into your camp unannounced, 409 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,693 but I saw the fire, 410 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,820 and I hoped I might find fellowship as well. 411 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,783 Um, I don't know what you saw, but this isn't-- 412 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:46,161 I am Foxy Brown of Shondaland, 413 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,247 the greatest thief in the realm. 414 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,540 I'm sorry. Who? 415 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,168 All my information's there. 416 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,213 I seek wealth and adventure. 417 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,381 Can I hear a "huzzah"? 418 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,174 Huzzah. 419 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,927 For Queen, for country! 420 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,679 Huzzah! 421 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,643 This character sheet just has your name on it, 422 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,604 and it says you have 200 hit points. 423 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,066 It seemed like more was better. 424 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,193 Okay. Fine. Have a seat. 425 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,281 Hello. Ravi? 426 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,910 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on in there? I heard huzzahs. 427 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,080 Official police business. Strictly need-to-know. 428 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,666 Hmm. 429 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,876 Quite a police emergency. 430 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,796 So I guess Sirjay decided to sit this one out, huh? 431 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,799 What with the lockdown, you know... 432 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,176 Open the briefcase, Ravi. 433 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:55,939 Huzzah? 434 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,319 So, you know, I'm out on the streets trying to catch a murderer. 435 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,988 I catch a murderer every week. 436 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,532 Did you know Peyton's downstairs? 437 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:06,616 She is? 438 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,577 But you're gonna stay and play though, right? 439 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,288 -Hmm. -Be your own man, Mosco. 440 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,665 She'll understand you staying here, playing Dandamp;D 441 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,292 while you know she's downstairs. 442 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,794 How will she know I'm playing Dandamp;D? 443 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,005 Oh, she'll get the text I'm sending right now. 444 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:25,635 Peyton What a marvelous nap! I feel so refreshed. 445 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,191 Hey, Mom. Thanks for checking in. 446 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,156 It's good. I'm hanging out with the girls today. 447 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,532 Maybe catching a movie later. 448 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,664 Uh... Mom, can I call you back? 449 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:56,416 Isobel? 450 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,424 And who might you be? 451 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:06,760 -Isobel. -Ah. 452 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,221 Nice to meet you, Isobel. 453 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:11,598 I assume 454 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,975 you weren't dead before I arrived. 455 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,268 No. 456 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:17,896 So you haven't somehow sprung back to life? Because that would be cause for celebration. 457 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,149 Uh-uh. 458 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,818 Perhaps you've always been alive, 459 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,027 but were mistaken for dead. 460 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:26,154 -Nope. -I give up, then. 461 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,698 I'm Liv and Peyton's neighbor. 462 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,867 They were gonna take me to the movies tonight. 463 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,744 Then the lockdown happened. 464 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,996 -Fifth floor. 465 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,582 Ah. Of course. Snacks. 466 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,335 And so, with the morgue to yourself, 467 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:44,172 you decided to climb in one of the drawers where we keep the dead? 468 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,008 Seems strange without context, 469 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:48,635 -Yeah. 470 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,138 I'd love to hear the context. 471 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:55,892 Snacks in the hizzouse! 472 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,435 Sorry it took so long. 473 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,729 -Hey! Look who I met. 474 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:03,275 Did you know your neighbor is certifiably brilliant? 475 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,234 True dat. 476 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,364 Text from your other girlfriend? 477 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:14,202 What does Miss Cheyenne Longneckings require? 478 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:19,124 "Mosco Bandiwax fell to his death in the Cavern of Nasty Pricks." 479 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,960 Does that mean anything to anyone? 480 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,296 Only to a little old halfling lady in Mirkwood 481 00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:27,674 who will have one less mince pie to bake during the Feast of Belbuck. 482 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,355 -Lady Pursella, we have returned. 483 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,773 Our quest is complete. 484 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,359 We bring you the head of the bandit Sh-Krelly, 485 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,529 the hostages he held and the crown he stole. 486 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,284 I see you lost one of your compatriots. 487 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,703 No great loss, Your Highness. I assure you. 488 00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,164 For your valor, 489 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,958 I present each of you a jewel. -It's called an Apple Emerald. -Oh. 490 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:07,297 Obviously, named for the size and not the hue. 491 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,594 So I guess this is where we'll wrap. 492 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:14,804 Wait. 493 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,265 We're spending some time here in the castle? 494 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,100 -Yep. -Okay. 495 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,937 On night one, I break into Morrisey and Sir Choppers' rooms 496 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,563 and I steal their Apple Emeralds. 497 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,357 Wait. She can't do that! 498 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,985 I buried mine out in the field during my morning ride. 499 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,195 No, you didn't. 500 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,738 No, I said something about this earlier. 501 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:34,282 I said, "Every day I bury my treasure." 502 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,450 We could check the tape. 503 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,541 No. Mmm-mmm. 504 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,293 That recording must be destroyed. 505 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,253 Oh, you're being silly. 506 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,296 All the detectives here are going to love it. 507 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:50,632 All of YouTube is going to love it. 508 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,510 If that's your plan, just take my gun and shoot me. 509 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:55,887 That's a little dramatic, don't you think? 510 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,931 You're telling me I'm gonna be the Star Wars kid, 511 00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,516 and I shouldn't be concerned? 512 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,770 Well, there's concerned, and then there's asking for death by cop. 513 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,984 Oh, come on, is that the best you got? 514 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:25,667 You forgot this. 515 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:32,716 We were just... 516 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:35,927 What happens in the Misty Dunes stays in the Misty Dunes. 517 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,434 I didn't mean for that to happen. 518 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,227 But it did. 519 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,106 So I went to the zoo on Freebie Friday. 520 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,524 -It was weird. 521 00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:51,318 They keep the bald eagles in cages. 522 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,235 Why would you keep 523 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,612 the symbol of American freedom in captivity? 524 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,157 You know, with this lockdown, we're all kinda bald eagles tonight. 525 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,450 And with the wall up, 526 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,995 we're actually bald eagles all the time. 527 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:03,663 -Yeah. 528 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:05,415 Company. 529 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,127 I'll get the package. 530 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,129 I hear you have something of ours. 531 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,297 We're getting it. 532 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,262 Is that Lil' Bones Jones? 533 00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,556 -You mean Major Jones. -Major Jones 534 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:24,642 with a major booze jones, Major Major. 535 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,145 Where's Good? 536 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,480 Out in the Humvee. 537 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:29,814 Hup! 538 00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:31,358 You're welcome. 539 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,443 Damn it. Jumped the gun. 540 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,737 I should've waited for the "thank you." 541 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:36,654 Tell you what. 542 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,157 I'll trade you two annoying, baby-faced soldiers 543 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,575 for one workhorse goon. 544 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:45,538 -I'm good. -Uncool, man. 545 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:47,374 Oh. No. No, I wasn't talking about you two. 546 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,834 It was two other soldiers. You guys don't know them. 547 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:55,465 All I'm saying is I really like you. 548 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:56,925 -You shouldn't. 549 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:58,968 You don't like me? 550 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,347 Where's that water? 551 00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:08,853 Here you go. You should drink ten of these. 552 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,987 I'm hungry. I need a brain tube. 553 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,697 Use my card. 554 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,244 Where's my ID? 555 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,081 With respect, 556 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,291 you gotta get a handle on your drinking, sir. 557 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:31,459 Losing your ID-- 558 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:32,836 I wasn't drinking. 559 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,463 Did it just fall out? Major, he's bleeding. 560 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,134 -Someone must've clocked him. 561 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:40,969 Who hit you? 562 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,137 I don't remember. 563 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,099 Oh, no. 564 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:48,184 What is it? 565 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:50,729 Well, he's got level-five security clearance. 566 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,856 His ID authorizes entry into any area of this building. 567 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,816 Go find Justin in the armory. 568 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,651 Tell him to lock down the campus! 569 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,583 I guess they'll need to call back during office hours. 570 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,426 It probably would have been easier 571 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:24,095 to drop your grievances in the comment box. 572 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,054 Stand up. 573 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,147 Over there. 574 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,404 Sit. 575 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,210 I had this dog named Rocky. 576 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:58,338 I loved him so much. 577 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:01,257 One day he wasn't acting right. 578 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,927 He got real aggressive. 579 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,012 Started drooling. 580 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,392 Limped around like... 581 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,112 I waited too long to put him down. 582 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,073 I watched him suffer. 583 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:28,034 Finally, I took him out back and I shot him. 584 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:31,663 Was that wrong? 585 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,915 Could Rocky do long division? 586 00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:36,292 You see what I'm getting at? I can. 587 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,336 You killed Cynthia and Georgie! 588 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,422 I may have put the buckshot in their heads, 589 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,007 but you killed them! 590 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:44,551 I didn't wanna watch them suffer. 591 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,637 I don't think any zombie should suffer. 592 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:51,224 Do I look like I'm suffering? 593 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,647 Why was I the one in prison, Chase? 594 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,482 Why? 595 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,150 You're the mass murderer. 596 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,195 I've killed so many. You're gonna be number... 597 00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:08,616 Uh... You know what? I've lost count. 598 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,578 And that's only if you count putting a zombie out of his misery. 599 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,037 Which I don't! 600 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,874 You killed 10,000 human beings. 601 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:18,793 I mean, wow. 602 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,972 Go check the school dorm! He might've gone there first! 603 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,690 Nobody gank my taquitos. 604 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:43,318 -They take 15 minutes. 605 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,612 Because the machine bakes them especially for you. 606 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,072 -And that's what they say. -I want in on that. 607 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,992 Cookies on me. Grab as many as you can with that. 608 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,535 She won't be able to carry that many. 609 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,329 Well, how 'bout you join her? 610 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,623 I have work stuff to discuss with Liv. 611 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,251 Okay. You got it. Come on, Isobel. 612 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,176 Isobel has Freylich Syndrome. 613 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,886 It's a death sentence. 614 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,596 Victims rarely see their 18th birthday. 615 00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:16,559 I found her testing out a morgue drawer. It came up pretty quickly. 616 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:19,062 Scratching humans is a capital offense, you know. 617 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:20,855 I know. 618 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,067 And it would be completely unfair of me 619 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,277 to ask you to put your life on the line. So... 620 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,614 I'll do it. During my next bout of the zombies. 621 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:30,907 -Ravi... -We can feed her 622 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:31,950 with brains from the morgue. 623 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,326 Please, don't try and talk me out of this. 624 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,411 I'm not gonna try to talk you out of it. 625 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,663 -No. 626 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:40,249 Because I already scratched her. And it didn't take. 627 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,501 Wait, what? 628 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:43,586 That's impossible. 629 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,879 It's not. 630 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,549 I tried it, I had other zombies try. 631 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:52,136 -Isobel is immune. -I don't understand. 632 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,182 I read an article on false immunity outliers. 633 00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:59,978 It just doesn't make sense. Could it be genetic? 634 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,480 Maybe. Isobel's had several experimental treatments. 635 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,190 Maybe one of those caused her immunity. 636 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:05,650 Or altered her brain chemistry somehow. 637 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,152 Whatever the reason, she's never gonna be a zombie. 638 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,405 She's gonna die. 639 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:13,783 There's nothing we can do about it. 640 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,329 Then we need to study her, 641 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:20,707 figure out what makes her immune. 642 00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:22,875 Maybe she's the key to finding a vaccine. 643 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,711 Can I call you right back, Mom? 644 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,263 Did you want chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin? 645 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:42,228 And the king of Bremerton! 646 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:44,522 Whoa. 647 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,361 -Mr. Mayor! 648 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:54,532 Don E. and I had an inspired idea for the remainder of the lockdown. 649 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,242 I love it already. 650 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:59,078 We're calling it "La Petite Mort Masquerade." 651 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:03,624 And I'm sure you know what "little death" we're talking about. 652 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,501 Oh. 653 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,129 Candy and the girls already have their masks. 654 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,589 We'll pick yours out in a minute. 655 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,717 It's kind of a group project. 656 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,178 Ooh. "A group project." Yeah! 657 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,388 You are speaking my language. 658 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:20,016 And it all starts with a little pick-me-up. 659 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:23,269 What is it 660 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,270 It's better! 661 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:26,814 It's like Molly, China Girl and U-Boat 662 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,191 had a threesome in your brain. 663 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:29,942 And right after you snort it, 664 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:34,280 I'm gonna give you a little vitamin cocktail injection in your booty, 665 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:37,742 so that you'll be in tip-top shape for your mayoral duties tomorrow. 666 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,786 Always thinking, boys! 667 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,662 Always thinking! 668 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:43,539 Would you take a seat? 669 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,417 Wow. We are really going all out on this one. 670 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,836 For the mayor of New Seattle, the sky's the limit. 671 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:50,880 That is quite a map. 672 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:53,716 I'm thinking of investing in some real estate. 673 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,760 -Oh... 674 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:56,761 You ready? 675 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,180 Well, you guys are doing it, too, right? 676 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,182 Of course. 677 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,767 All right. 678 00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:09,607 Oh, I like it. That's good. Setting the mood. 679 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,527 Feeling good 680 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:13,986 Absolutely. 681 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:15,321 Cheers. 682 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,494 Oh! 683 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,082 Oh, I feel funny. 684 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:28,709 I think it's kicking in. 685 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,088 Oh, my God. 686 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,173 Oh, my God. I'm human again! 687 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,509 I can feel it! How did you... 688 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,219 I'm human again! 689 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:39,512 I'm human again! 690 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,699 Well, I thought that went well. 691 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,994 Yeah, well, he didn't land on you. 692 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,919 I got tired of waiting. So... 693 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,839 I went with chocolate chip. 694 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:18,009 Okay, something funky's going on. 695 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,429 -Ravi should study me. -I agree. 696 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:23,389 -He can't. Thanks, sweetie. 697 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,725 -I'm staying in Seattle. -We've been through this. You're not. 698 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:26,809 Where else is she gonna go? 699 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,686 -Home. She's going home. -No, I'm not. 700 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:29,770 -Boise. 701 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,731 -Which is where she's going. 702 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:33,941 I'm staying here. 703 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,986 My dying wish is to be a guinea pig. 704 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,405 You can't deny me my dying wish. 705 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,657 Wait. How did you get into Seattle? 706 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,537 -A coyote... -Oh. 707 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,664 -Isobel. -...working for Liv. 708 00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:50,666 What? 709 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,502 What does she mean, "A coyote working for Liv"? 710 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,922 -She meant a coyote that I know. -No, I didn't. 711 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:57,590 Ravi. 712 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,301 Liv has taken over Mama Leone's organization. 713 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:04,096 Underground Railroad, head 714 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:05,806 -Yep. -Thanks, Peyton. 715 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,767 Look, I'm tired of keeping this secret from Ravi. 716 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,936 Your friends are trying to help you. 717 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:11,646 We're the No Secrets Club. 718 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,231 It's dangerous information. 719 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:14,649 And you knew? 720 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,651 For a few weeks. That's all. 721 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,110 And you didn't tell me? 722 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,154 She didn't volunteer the information to me. 723 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,322 I caught her red-handed 724 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,157 making fake zombie ID cards 725 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,325 for her clients. 726 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,709 Your family is back in Boise? 727 00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,336 It's just my mom. 728 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,755 No way I'm letting her make the trip here. 729 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,674 -Then we should send you back. -Look! 730 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,425 I'm the one who's dying, 731 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:44,178 and I get to decide what I do with the rest of my short life. 732 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:46,013 I'm staying in Seattle, 733 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:49,433 so, please, study me. 734 00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:52,478 I wanna go out knowing that my life had meaning. 735 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:56,691 Lockdown's over. 736 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,526 -They must have caught Cain. -Thank God. 737 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,654 -Let's all go home. So... 738 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,155 What about me? 739 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,204 All clear in the dorm. 740 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:11,330 The perimeter is clear. 741 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:13,708 Well done, Major. 742 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,167 -Yep. 743 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,837 If I collect them all, I win a prize. 744 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,096 You're aware Cain is back here? 745 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,431 Sure am. 746 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:32,226 -Barely. 747 00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:33,894 Should I get him medical attention? 748 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:35,146 Let's do him one better. 749 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:36,439 Scratch him. 750 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,787 Just let me die. 751 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:56,250 -Please. -Scratch him, soldier. That's an order. 752 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,503 He has an appointment with the guillotine. 753 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,278 Detective. 754 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,076 Inspector. 755 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:33,037 Ah. Madame Acting Mayor. 756 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,623 So, who's taking the lead on this? 757 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:37,833 It's a strange case. 758 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,168 What is he? 759 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,796 Yesterday he was a zombie, 760 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:44,548 but what zombie dies from a bullet through the heart? 761 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,134 Well, maybe this'll help. 762 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:51,013 This popped up all over the Web last night. 763 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:53,724 No one's been able to discover where it originated. 764 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:57,937 Oh! 765 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,314 Oh, my God. I'm human again. I can feel it! 766 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,315 How did you... 767 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,608 I'm human again! 768 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,068 I'm human again! 769 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:12,576 Excellent! 770 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,829 This is settled. He's human. 771 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,288 The case is yours. 772 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:18,791 Enjoy. 773 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,252 ♪ Always been the baddest bitch ♪ 774 00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:22,670 ♪ Take down the biggest bads ♪ 775 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,004 ♪ Solving murders on the daily ♪ 776 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,673 ♪ I got skills you wish you had ♪ 777 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:28,676 ♪ New Seattle got me shook Everywhere I look ♪ 778 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,554 ♪ All I see is F-G And other two-bit crooks ♪ 779 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,684 Top bid's at 10 million. And climbing. 780 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,397 Some millionaires out there really don't wanna be zombies. 781 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,663 ♪ Woke up to a wall Now we woke, no doubt ♪ 782 00:40:57,746 --> 00:40:59,206 ♪ No place like home That's truth ♪ 783 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,374 ♪ Locked in or locked out ♪ 784 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,876 ♪ No cure For what ails Seattle ♪ 785 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,085 ♪ Got a case to catch ♪ 786 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:04,503 ♪ Oz a powder keg now ♪ 787 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,088 ♪ All we need is a match ♪