1 00:00:01,118 --> 00:00:04,219 ckTales 20 ♪ [whistling] 2 00:00:08,192 --> 00:00:10,059 ♪ 3 00:00:13,164 --> 00:00:15,064 ♪ One, two, one, two, three, four ♪ 4 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:18,967 ♪ La la la la, la la la la ♪ 5 00:00:19,003 --> 00:00:22,371 ♪ 6 00:00:22,406 --> 00:00:25,240 ♪ La la la la ♪ 7 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,077 ♪ [whistling] 8 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:34,249 [hen clucks] 9 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:36,285 [Bill and kids] Wowwwww! 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,288 [Cricket] We didn't have restaurants like this back in the country! 11 00:00:39,323 --> 00:00:42,191 I don't like it. Feels too city-fied! 12 00:00:42,226 --> 00:00:43,225 That's the point! 13 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,960 I figured we'd all enjoy 14 00:00:44,995 --> 00:00:47,162 a genuine Big City dining experience! 15 00:00:47,198 --> 00:00:49,331 Plus I've got a gift card, so it's free! 16 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:50,966 Niiiiice. 17 00:00:51,001 --> 00:00:52,267 Hi there! Welcome to Sea Fusion! 18 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,136 -Howdy! -Ooh! 19 00:00:54,171 --> 00:00:55,938 Where are you all visiting from? 20 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,139 Visiting from? 21 00:00:57,174 --> 00:00:58,974 [chuckles] Oh, no, we live here. 22 00:00:59,009 --> 00:01:00,175 And we'll die here, too! 23 00:01:00,211 --> 00:01:01,343 Cricket, please. 24 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,212 Alrighty then, if you'll follow me, 25 00:01:03,247 --> 00:01:04,913 I've got a table for you. 26 00:01:04,949 --> 00:01:07,149 What the heck kinda food is sea fusion? 27 00:01:07,184 --> 00:01:10,886 It's takin' two different types of food and blendin' them together to make one. 28 00:01:10,921 --> 00:01:13,222 Like if you put an egg on a donut? 29 00:01:13,257 --> 00:01:14,289 Yeah, but with fish. 30 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:16,291 [gasps] I want it! 31 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:17,926 Here you are. 32 00:01:17,962 --> 00:01:19,228 [all straining] 33 00:01:19,263 --> 00:01:20,896 Here are your menus, 34 00:01:20,931 --> 00:01:22,364 and your waiter will be with you shortly. 35 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:24,366 [Bill and kids] Ooooooh! 36 00:01:24,401 --> 00:01:27,269 I'm gonna order the craziest, wackiest thing here! 37 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,104 That won't be hard. It's all garbage! 38 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,906 [man] Ow! 39 00:01:30,941 --> 00:01:34,009 What kind of restaurant doesn't serve pizza?! 40 00:01:34,044 --> 00:01:36,044 They do! In smoothie form! 41 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,347 See? The Shrimpy- Pizzy Smoothie. 42 00:01:38,382 --> 00:01:41,150 Yuh! Pizza's for eatin', not drinkin'! 43 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,251 Huh? 44 00:01:42,286 --> 00:01:44,052 What the... 45 00:01:44,088 --> 00:01:46,321 Where have I seen that trident before? 46 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,056 Good evening, folks. 47 00:01:48,092 --> 00:01:50,025 Have you decided on what you'd like to order? 48 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:52,127 Yes, I think I'll have the fish and chips. 49 00:01:52,163 --> 00:01:55,230 Ah, yes, a popular dish for tourists. 50 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:57,332 No, now ya see, I'm not a tourist. 51 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,301 I live in Big City. 52 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,203 Oh, really? 53 00:02:01,238 --> 00:02:04,106 Then in that case, you should order what all the locals order. 54 00:02:04,141 --> 00:02:06,308 The Seafusion Tsunami! 55 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:09,912 A 12-course meal of our most creative sea-fusions. 56 00:02:09,947 --> 00:02:13,248 Well, then, as a local, I will have that. 57 00:02:13,284 --> 00:02:15,918 Very well. And for you, sweetie? 58 00:02:15,953 --> 00:02:18,120 I will have the Seahorse Salad. 59 00:02:18,155 --> 00:02:21,123 And I'll have the phony baloney or whatever. 60 00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:22,224 Ah, fantastic. 61 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:24,226 Our phony baloney comes with two sides. 62 00:02:24,261 --> 00:02:25,994 -Gaaaagh! -Listen, buddy. 63 00:02:26,030 --> 00:02:27,262 I'm gonna shoot straight with you here. 64 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:30,065 The stuff on the menu looks a bit tame. 65 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,366 I'm lookin' for somethin' wild. 66 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,135 Off menu. You follow? 67 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:34,336 Oh, I follow. 68 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,305 Janine? 69 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:38,207 This gentleman will be having the Sea Monster Burger. 70 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,008 [gasps] Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:40,044 --> 00:02:41,376 I'll be back with your drinks. 72 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,312 Did you guys hear that?! A sea monster! 73 00:02:43,347 --> 00:02:45,080 Soon to be in my tummy! 74 00:02:45,115 --> 00:02:47,182 That's it! I remember! 75 00:02:47,218 --> 00:02:49,351 I knew that trident looked familiar. 76 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,320 It was mine! 77 00:02:51,355 --> 00:02:53,989 -[thunder] -Back when I was sailing abroad, 78 00:02:54,024 --> 00:02:58,393 my trusty trident and I tamed all manner of sea creature! 79 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,929 Until those protesters made us stop. 80 00:03:00,965 --> 00:03:03,165 After that, it went missin'. 81 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,868 You all enjoy your dinner of wackadoo. 82 00:03:05,903 --> 00:03:07,135 I'm gonna go get it back! 83 00:03:07,171 --> 00:03:09,004 Ma, please don't cause a scene. 84 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:10,939 Here's your first course, sir. 85 00:03:10,975 --> 00:03:11,907 Our sushi starter. 86 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,976 And here are your chopsticks. 87 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:16,178 As a local, surely you know how to use chopsticks. 88 00:03:16,213 --> 00:03:17,212 Don't you? 89 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:18,947 Oh. Uhh... ha ha! 90 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:20,349 Of course! Thank you! 91 00:03:21,986 --> 00:03:23,252 [struggling] 92 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,987 Ow! 93 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:27,256 Sir? I see you're having trouble. 94 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,291 If you like, we do provide a service. 95 00:03:29,326 --> 00:03:31,159 Our trained chopstick professionals 96 00:03:31,195 --> 00:03:33,929 can assist you in getting your food into your mouth. 97 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,297 It's a big hit with the tourists. 98 00:03:35,332 --> 00:03:37,266 I think I'll be just fine on my own, thank you. 99 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,167 Of course! 100 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:44,106 [grunting] 101 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,173 Ha! I did it! 102 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:47,075 Not too bad, eh? 103 00:03:47,111 --> 00:03:48,377 [groaning] 104 00:03:48,412 --> 00:03:52,014 Many tourists are put off by the bitter jellyfish jelly, 105 00:03:52,049 --> 00:03:54,082 but not us locals, right? [chuckles] 106 00:03:54,118 --> 00:03:55,350 Mmmmmm! 107 00:03:55,386 --> 00:03:58,253 Fantastic! I'll get your next course. 108 00:03:58,289 --> 00:04:00,856 [gulps] Ohh! 109 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:03,225 Ohh, watchin' you eat is givin' me the hunger pains! 110 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:05,928 [Ted] Sorry for the wait. Here's your meal. 111 00:04:05,963 --> 00:04:07,963 -Finally! -I hope you enjoy your... 112 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,165 Sea Monster Burger! 113 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,334 Well, I wanted to get wild. 114 00:04:12,369 --> 00:04:14,136 So let's get wild. 115 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,304 Sorry, fella. Nothin' personal. 116 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,972 Food chain and what not. 117 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,307 Hm. Now let me see. 118 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,208 What's the best way to do this? 119 00:04:20,244 --> 00:04:22,177 Ahhh... 120 00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:23,211 Oh, no! 121 00:04:23,247 --> 00:04:26,014 [struggling] Aah! 122 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,215 Aaaah! 123 00:04:30,087 --> 00:04:31,053 I got you now! 124 00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:32,354 -[slaps] -[grunting] 125 00:04:32,389 --> 00:04:34,056 [groans] Aah! 126 00:04:35,159 --> 00:04:36,124 [gasps] 127 00:04:39,229 --> 00:04:41,296 You're showin' me mercy? 128 00:04:41,332 --> 00:04:44,933 You're all right, sea monster! 129 00:04:44,969 --> 00:04:46,201 How's your dinner, Cricket? 130 00:04:46,236 --> 00:04:48,070 I eat him, Tilly. 131 00:04:48,105 --> 00:04:50,372 This li'l feller's gained my utmost respect. 132 00:04:50,407 --> 00:04:53,141 You've lost a meal, but you've gained a friend. 133 00:04:53,177 --> 00:04:54,977 I shall call him Ringo. 134 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:57,913 From now on, all octopi are friends of Cricket Green! 135 00:04:57,948 --> 00:05:00,882 Order up! One Sea Monster Burger! 136 00:05:00,918 --> 00:05:04,119 [gasp] That could be Ringo's mom or dad or ex-girlfriend! 137 00:05:04,154 --> 00:05:05,287 We have to go save 'em! 138 00:05:05,322 --> 00:05:07,055 [grunts] 139 00:05:07,091 --> 00:05:10,292 All right... time to sneak up and take it back, 140 00:05:10,327 --> 00:05:12,294 sneaky style. 141 00:05:12,329 --> 00:05:14,196 -[grunting] -[place settings clatter] 142 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,031 Time for baby to come home. 143 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,133 Whoa there! So sorry, ma'am! 144 00:05:18,168 --> 00:05:20,168 But our decor is not meant to be played with. 145 00:05:20,204 --> 00:05:22,070 However, if you're craving some fun, 146 00:05:22,106 --> 00:05:24,906 we do offer some table-side entertainment! 147 00:05:24,942 --> 00:05:28,310 -[egg sizzling] -[patrons] Ooh! Ahh! 148 00:05:28,345 --> 00:05:30,245 Meh... Whatever... 149 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,347 I need a different approach. 150 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:34,016 Oh, boy. 151 00:05:34,051 --> 00:05:35,217 All right, up next we have 152 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,253 our famous whole-wheat, whole-fish taco. 153 00:05:38,288 --> 00:05:40,989 Wow, it really is an entire fish. 154 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:42,991 Uh-uh. Hold on. 155 00:05:43,027 --> 00:05:46,094 We're supposed to cover it in our traditional fish-milk powder. 156 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,929 Who doesn't love fish-milk? 157 00:05:47,965 --> 00:05:49,131 Ahh... 158 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,334 Oh, yeah. I love it. 159 00:05:52,369 --> 00:05:56,104 [Ted] Your next course, our famous spagett-eel. 160 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,173 Just like Mom used to make. 161 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:01,943 [Ted] Our blow fish will surely blow you away. 162 00:06:01,979 --> 00:06:02,978 Sooo good. 163 00:06:03,013 --> 00:06:04,112 Huh?! 164 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:06,248 I have to say, I'm pretty impressed. 165 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,216 But let's see if you can handle... 166 00:06:08,252 --> 00:06:09,918 dessert. 167 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,086 I'll be back in a minute! 168 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,954 [whimpers] 169 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:14,222 Terry, will you hurry up and order already? 170 00:06:14,258 --> 00:06:15,891 I've already got my food! 171 00:06:15,926 --> 00:06:16,992 -Hello. -Oh, my gosh! 172 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:19,027 -I'm an employee. -Hello. 173 00:06:19,063 --> 00:06:22,097 I'm here to tell you some fun facts about your meal. 174 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,999 Oh, my gosh, wonderful! 175 00:06:24,034 --> 00:06:25,167 Isn't that wonderful, Terry? 176 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,070 Great! Let's get started! 177 00:06:28,105 --> 00:06:30,906 Did you know octos are beautiful and cute? 178 00:06:30,941 --> 00:06:33,041 [Alexander] Oh, my gosh, I had no idea. 179 00:06:33,077 --> 00:06:34,276 -Uhhhh... -What is it? 180 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,344 Check out these diagrams! Aren't they great? 181 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:37,879 Aah! Oof! 182 00:06:37,915 --> 00:06:39,881 Tilly! Let's go! 183 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:41,083 That concludes the presentation. 184 00:06:41,118 --> 00:06:43,018 Thank you, bye! 185 00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:45,020 Well, she was really sweet. 186 00:06:45,055 --> 00:06:48,056 What the--?! Terry, why'd you eat all my octopus?! 187 00:06:48,092 --> 00:06:50,058 [groaning] 188 00:06:50,094 --> 00:06:52,027 You can do this, Bill. 189 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:54,963 You gotta show 'em you're just like everyone else in Big City. 190 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,031 Your dessert, sir. 191 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:57,332 -Voilà! -Huh? 192 00:06:57,367 --> 00:07:00,836 The Seven Seas Seven-Layer Poseidon Slayer. 193 00:07:00,871 --> 00:07:02,838 Good luck. 194 00:07:02,873 --> 00:07:04,906 [gulps] 195 00:07:04,942 --> 00:07:06,875 [both panting] 196 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:08,844 All right, Tilly, let's send 'em home! 197 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:11,012 Whoa there! These don't belong here! 198 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:12,013 They belong in the tank! 199 00:07:12,049 --> 00:07:13,081 Tank!? 200 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,019 Oh, good golly, Tilly. 201 00:07:18,055 --> 00:07:19,955 We've gotta save 'em all! 202 00:07:21,158 --> 00:07:23,291 I'm comin' for you, trident. 203 00:07:23,327 --> 00:07:25,260 [grunting] 204 00:07:28,165 --> 00:07:29,297 Ooh! Are you a performer? 205 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,966 Is this a show? 206 00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:32,934 You bet yer tuchus it is. 207 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,102 Yee-haw! 208 00:07:34,138 --> 00:07:36,872 [patrons] Ooh! 209 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:38,006 Gotcha! 210 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,242 -Hey! -Biscuits! 211 00:07:40,277 --> 00:07:41,309 Get back here! 212 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:43,211 Oooooh! Oof! 213 00:07:43,247 --> 00:07:45,313 [groans] Huh? 214 00:07:45,349 --> 00:07:49,217 [dramatic music stingers] 215 00:07:49,253 --> 00:07:51,253 Oh, so you wanna fight, huh? 216 00:07:51,288 --> 00:07:53,155 -Fight? No! -What are you... 217 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:54,990 I'll swab the deck with ya! 218 00:07:55,025 --> 00:07:56,057 Aah! 219 00:07:57,127 --> 00:07:59,961 [gasps] What the-- 220 00:07:59,997 --> 00:08:01,096 Where am I? 221 00:08:01,131 --> 00:08:02,931 Huh? 222 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:05,233 Beautiful! 223 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:09,137 This place is so... peaceful. 224 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,307 [deep echoing voice] Bill... 225 00:08:12,342 --> 00:08:14,075 Who said that? 226 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,279 I did. 227 00:08:17,314 --> 00:08:18,980 Who are you? 228 00:08:19,016 --> 00:08:21,149 I... am a fish. 229 00:08:21,185 --> 00:08:22,217 Oh. 230 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,286 But who are you, Bill? 231 00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:26,888 Well, I'm a fish, too. 232 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,290 Hmm. Are you sure? 233 00:08:28,325 --> 00:08:30,292 I don't really know anymore. 234 00:08:30,327 --> 00:08:34,896 Hey, there are a lot of different creatures in the sea. 235 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,866 Not all of us are fish, and that's okay. 236 00:08:37,901 --> 00:08:42,137 It's our differences that make the ocean a wonderful place. 237 00:08:42,172 --> 00:08:44,906 You don't have to change who you are to fit in. 238 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:45,941 I don't? 239 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:47,309 [gasps] 240 00:08:51,014 --> 00:08:54,282 You fit in because you're different. 241 00:08:54,318 --> 00:08:56,151 Wow. Thanks, fish! 242 00:08:56,186 --> 00:08:58,320 Goodbye, Bill. 243 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:02,224 [gasping] 244 00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:06,127 [coughing] 245 00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:09,898 I belong in Big City! 246 00:09:15,038 --> 00:09:17,138 All right! Be free! 247 00:09:17,174 --> 00:09:20,075 We have granted your independence! 248 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:22,143 Good luck out there, you squishy sea spiders! 249 00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:23,912 Hey... hey! 250 00:09:23,947 --> 00:09:25,280 What the heck do you think you're doing?! 251 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,948 Excuse me, waiter? 252 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,316 I've got a bone to pick with you. 253 00:09:28,352 --> 00:09:30,852 I came here wanting to try new things, 254 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:33,021 but instead I got treated like I don't belong. 255 00:09:33,056 --> 00:09:36,258 Okay, fella, back to where you belong. 256 00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:38,326 And that felt like a slap in the face. 257 00:09:38,362 --> 00:09:41,029 Ooh! [straining] Yaah! 258 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:43,331 I don't need to change who I am to fit into Big City, 259 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,133 'cause I already fit in! 260 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,936 This is what you get for ruinin' pizza! 261 00:09:47,971 --> 00:09:49,304 Ooh! [grunting] 262 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:54,109 So I'm proud to finally come clean and tell you. 263 00:09:54,144 --> 00:09:55,877 I don't like the food here, 264 00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,279 and I won't be finishing my dessert. 265 00:09:57,314 --> 00:09:59,147 Because it's gross. 266 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,049 Well, good riddance! 267 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,118 The intricacies of sea fusion are wasted 268 00:10:03,153 --> 00:10:05,053 on a country bumpkin like you! 269 00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:06,955 [patrons screaming] 270 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:09,291 And another thing-- Aaah! 271 00:10:09,326 --> 00:10:11,059 I shouldn't have... 272 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,294 put off those... 273 00:10:12,329 --> 00:10:14,896 swimming lessons! 274 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:15,964 Bye, Ringo! 275 00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:17,165 Wait. Bye, Ringo. 276 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,067 Hold on. Bye, Ringo. 277 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:20,135 Wheeeee! 278 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,236 [Cricket] Grab on! 279 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:22,937 We did it, Tilly! 280 00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:24,139 We saved the octopuses! 281 00:10:24,174 --> 00:10:27,075 We're hero-- My goodness. 282 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,077 [patrons gasping and groaning] 283 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:30,312 [woman] What just happened? 284 00:10:30,347 --> 00:10:32,981 [groaning] 285 00:10:33,016 --> 00:10:35,950 You and your family are banned for life! 286 00:10:35,986 --> 00:10:37,052 I'm so sorry. I-- 287 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:38,053 Get out! 288 00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:39,054 [whimpers] 289 00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:41,389 [all panting] 290 00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:45,193 I guess we all learned an important lesson, right, family? 291 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,928 -[Tilly] I don't think so. -[Gramma] Nah, not really. 292 00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:48,296 I saved an octopus. 293 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:50,265 This isn't even my trident after all. 294 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,167 But I'm keepin' it 'cause it's awesome. 295 00:10:52,202 --> 00:10:53,435 Oh. 296 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:55,337 Well, you guys wanna go get some pizza? 297 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:57,205 Yeah! 298 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,631 All right, Tilly! Give me one straight down the middle and don't hold back! 299 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,667 -[grunts] -[grunts] 300 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,768 [Cricket] Home run! 301 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:10,969 Here's your latte, sir. 302 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,970 [both scream] 303 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,072 Oh, I am so, so sorry. 304 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:17,876 Come on, Jeffrey the scarf. We have a scathing review to write! 305 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,745 [Cricket] Did you see that, guys? [laughs] 306 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,814 I can't believe it! Home run! 307 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,049 I'm making critterball history! 308 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,050 [oinks] 309 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,085 [chuckles] 310 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,086 [both grunt] 311 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:30,955 [coughs] Good hustle, Tilly. 312 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,825 Thank you. Anything goes in critterball. 313 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,728 Man, I've been watching this game for about an hour and I still don't get it. 314 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,063 Go team! 315 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:41,866 Hey! You kids better keep these on your side of the fence! 316 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,034 And a good day to you too, Gloria! 317 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,670 Don't you "Good day, Gloria" me. 318 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:49,708 It would be a good day if this ball hadn't just torpedoed into the cafe! 319 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,910 Oh, no worries, home runs like that are super rare. 320 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,646 Besides, what's a critterball or two between neighbors? 321 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,082 Keep it on your side of the fence. 322 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,585 Obviously Gloria has no idea how important critterball is. 323 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,986 So... game on! 324 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,888 ♪ 325 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,962 [grunts] 326 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:11,996 [grunts, chuckles] 327 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,071 Uh-oh. Looks like we're all out of critterballs. 328 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,673 Let's go see Gloria! 329 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:22,941 Gloria! 330 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:23,942 Ooh, my... 331 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,979 Boy, I hope she ain't too mad. 332 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:31,015 Gloria! Just the person I was looking for! 333 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,817 Can we please have our critterballs back? 334 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,985 Excuse me? 335 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,086 Our critterballs! 336 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,888 Would be real nice to get them back! 337 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,656 Let me fill you in on a secret. 338 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,058 Okay! 339 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,995 I don't ever wanna see you or your stupid face again. 340 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:50,001 What the hey diddle diddle is her problem?! 341 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:53,004 Well, she did kinda ask us not to kick any more balls over the fence. 342 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:56,007 We kicked a lot of balls over that fence, Cricket. 343 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,710 I mean, sure, okay, if you wanna get technical about it. 344 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,612 She just needs a little convincing is all. 345 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,781 Just watch, a little charm from ol' Cricket Green, 346 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,816 and we'll have our critterballs back in no time. 347 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,785 -Well, hi, Gloria! -Get out. 348 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,853 Well, hold on now. I'm not here to cause trouble! 349 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,723 See? I'm a payin' customer! 350 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:12,857 Keep the change. 351 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,628 Okay... what'll it be? 352 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,896 Oh, some of that jitter juice. 353 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,798 You know, some of that mornin' thunder. 354 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,800 A little bit of the devil's bean brew. 355 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,602 All right, here's a cup of dark roast. 356 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,770 Oh, you know me so well. 357 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,838 [slurps] 358 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:27,939 [gags] 359 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,073 [gulps] 360 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,609 Neato. 361 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,610 Hmm... 362 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,012 Hey, I like your hat. 363 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,747 Every employee has one. 364 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,615 But that apron is all you, right? 365 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,617 Nope. Standard issue. 366 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,920 You got big teeth though, and that's good for spittin'! 367 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,721 Uh, excuse me? 368 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,056 Uh, uh, uh... 369 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,691 I like how you decorate! 370 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,892 What a fun antenna thingy! 371 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,894 Oh, no, no, no, don't touch that. 372 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,896 This is the Eiffel Tower. 373 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:55,700 Someday I'm going to live in Paris near the real thing. 374 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,001 Hmm... 375 00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,672 Well, I don't know nothin' about Paris. 376 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,973 Tell me more. 377 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,975 Well, I've only ever read about it. 378 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,978 But simply put, everything seems better there. 379 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,980 The food is spectacular, 380 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,883 the art is unparalleled... 381 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,853 and the architecture is breathtaking. 382 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,854 [honks] 383 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,956 Bonjour. 384 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,626 It's a place where people are kind and poetic. 385 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,662 A place that recognizes true talent... 386 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,731 and embraces the romantic! 387 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,866 [speaking French] 388 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,834 I have no idea what you just said... 389 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,637 but yes, Marcel, yes, I'll marry you! 390 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,739 [speaking French] 391 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,043 This little reminder keeps me going. 392 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,012 Work now, fun later. 393 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,714 See now? This is great. 394 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:43,948 Look at us. We're connecting. 395 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,751 Now can we have our critterballs back, please? 396 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,989 Did you seriously just try to emotionally manipulate me into giving your critterballs back? 397 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,090 Uh... 398 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,825 Okay, okay, I can see your busy. 399 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,627 But if I could just get my critterballs back-- 400 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,861 Oh, you'll get those critterballs back, 401 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,997 over my dead body! 402 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,665 Aah! 403 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,900 My spleen! 404 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:05,036 All right, here comes the pitch, Cricket. 405 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,873 [grunts] Ow! 406 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,875 Dang, that smarts. 407 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,977 Doesn't Gloria see how important critterball is to us? 408 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:13,978 -[sighs] -[hen clucks] 409 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,046 There, there, brother. 410 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,714 Here, eat this. 411 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,049 Uh, thank you. 412 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,752 How are we supposed to finish our legendary game? 413 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:21,819 [clucks] 414 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:22,820 Hey, you can't just take that-- 415 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,589 That's it! 416 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,958 I tried bein' friendly and that got us nowhere. 417 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,960 If Gloria won't give our critterballs back, 418 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,596 then we'll just have to take 'em back. 419 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,598 All we need is a diversion. 420 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,999 Consider it done. 421 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:40,672 Rupert! You broke my heart! 422 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,073 Ugh, what now? 423 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,643 You put my heart in a meat grinder, 424 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,779 and then you shaped it into patties, 425 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,814 and ya threw 'em on the grill! 426 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,083 Well, I ain't just gonna stand here 427 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,920 and eat my heart burgers with no bun! 428 00:15:55,956 --> 00:16:01,793 You held hands with my identical twin sister and I'll never forgive you! 429 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,628 What is this? 430 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,796 Yeah, I don't know, but I can't look away. 431 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,565 [evil laughter] 432 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,003 What do you have to say for yourself, Rupert?! 433 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,939 Uh... uh... line. 434 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,609 You can't even come up with your own apology?! 435 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,044 -[cat meows] -Shh, shh. 436 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,779 Come on, I need a do-over. 437 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,949 There are no do-overs in love! 438 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,684 Critterballs, critterballs... 439 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,687 If I was a bag of critterballs, where would I be? 440 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,689 Ah-ha! There you are! 441 00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:32,724 [grunts] 442 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,958 Aah! Oof! 443 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,927 Rats! Gloria's one step ahead of me! 444 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,963 There's gotta be some way to get our critterballs back. 445 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,001 [evil laughter] 446 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,603 Bingo bango. 447 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,638 Out! Out, out, out, out, out! 448 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,073 [groans] Lousy kids. 449 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,610 Hmm? My Eiffel Tower? 450 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,911 My Eiffel Tower! 451 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,913 Where is it?! 452 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,950 -It's gotta be here somewhere! -Ow! 453 00:16:58,985 --> 00:16:59,884 [bell dings] 454 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,854 Ooh. 455 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,789 [Cricket] Hello, Gloria. 456 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,891 It would seem that we both have something the other wants. 457 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,659 I propose a trade: 458 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,895 My critterballs for your antenna thingy. 459 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,032 It's called the Eiffel Tower! 460 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:18,903 Gloria. 461 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,904 Cricket. 462 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,039 May I see a critterball? 463 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,774 I need to know they're safe. 464 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:23,908 [groans] 465 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,577 See? Your stupid balls are fine. 466 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,745 Where's my tower? 467 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:28,946 Remy. 468 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,748 See, it's safe. 469 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,785 Oh, thank goodness. Now please, hand it over. 470 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,754 Uh-uh-uh-uh. Toss me a ball first. 471 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,022 Ugh, fine... 472 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,727 -Uh... -[gasps] 473 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,762 Oh, my gosh, Gloria, I'm so sorry! 474 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,065 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 475 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,803 You... You're a horrible, horrible little boy! 476 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,005 I didn't mean to, honest! It was an accident! 477 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:56,974 [groans] 478 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:57,975 Now, Gloria, we can-- 479 00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:58,976 Aah! 480 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,980 That's fair, I broke something of yours 481 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,782 and you broke something of mine. 482 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:08,653 So we're even now, right? Right? 483 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,756 Guys! This is bad! How did this get so bad? 484 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:16,727 I think it had something to do with you shattering that lady's dreams. 485 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,962 [gasps] The critterballs! 486 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,899 She's killing them! 487 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,601 We gotta put an end to this. 488 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,902 Assemble the team! 489 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,574 [rumbling] 490 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,875 [moos] 491 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,978 Gloria! Show yourself! 492 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:38,850 Cricket! Get those filthy, disgusting monsters out of the cafe! 493 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,919 -First of all, how dare you. -[moos] 494 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,690 Second of all, we'll leave just as soon as you give us back our critterballs. 495 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,992 Fine. You want 'em? You got 'em! 496 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:48,993 Uh-oh. 497 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,795 [groans] 498 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,930 Critters, attack! 499 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,665 -[bleats] -[gasps] 500 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,667 -[oinks] -[clucks] 501 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,669 -Hiya! -[grunts] 502 00:18:58,705 --> 00:18:59,971 It's go time. 503 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,806 [grunts] 504 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:02,807 [yells] 505 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,675 [grunting] 506 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,747 -[grunts] -Whee! 507 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,750 [chuckles] 508 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,619 [grunts] 509 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,621 [grunts] 510 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,857 -Beans! -[groans] 511 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,926 Die! 512 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,027 Huh? 513 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,862 Ha! You're out! 514 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:27,665 Shoot. Guess I am. 515 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,001 Anyone else feelin' brave?! 516 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,937 [maniacal laughter] 517 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,705 You had a good run, Remy. 518 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,707 Aah! 519 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,708 [oinks] 520 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,943 [grunts] 521 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,646 End of the line, sweater vest! 522 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,780 No, no, no, no, no! 523 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,717 Aah! 524 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,853 Two down, one to go... 525 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,021 [bell dings] 526 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,722 [growls] 527 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,057 Uh, Ms. Boss! I mean, Ms. Cho! 528 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,660 I-I didn't think you'd be in today! 529 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,727 [growls] 530 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,963 -[grunts] -[clucks] 531 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,898 I can explain! I can fix this! 532 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,667 [growls] 533 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,036 No, please! You can't fire me, I need this job! 534 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,705 [Gloria] Without it, I'll never make it to Paris! 535 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,740 Paris! Paris! 536 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,744 Oh, my gosh. Paris and critterball are the same thing! 537 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,713 Please, just give me another chance! 538 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,048 Um, Ms. Boss Lady? Ma'am? 539 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,983 Listen, this is all my fault. 540 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,986 Gloria had nothing to do with it. Sorry, Gloria. 541 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,655 [Cricket] I got carried away thinking something I cared about 542 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,891 was more important than what you cared about. 543 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,727 So, Ms. Boss Lady, don't fire Gloria. 544 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,996 Instead, fire me! 545 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:35,800 Cricket, that's nice... but it doesn't make any sense. 546 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:40,071 No, listen! You could hire me and once I work off the damages, then ya fire me! 547 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,839 [inhales] 548 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,908 [exhales] 549 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,111 Yes! Oh, my gosh! 550 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,113 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 551 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,082 I got a job! 552 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,885 [growls] 553 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:55,886 [bell dings] 554 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,756 [grunts] 555 00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,824 [bell dings] 556 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,993 Huh, I guess this makes us coworkers! 557 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,061 [sighs] Yep. 558 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,601 Here you go, sir. Thanks for stopping by Big Coffee. 559 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,770 [Cricket] Gloria. Hey, Gloria. Gloria. Gloria, over here. 560 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,938 [groans] What?! 561 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:14,939 Ta-da! 562 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,708 Le Eiffel Tower 2.0! 563 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,844 Oh, that's sweet. 564 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,612 Thanks, I thought you'd like it. 565 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,749 Mm... 566 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,717 I'll make another one! A better one! 567 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,985 Get back to work! 568 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,590 Greens 569 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,860 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪ 570 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,796 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 571 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,699 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 572 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,635 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 573 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,736 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 574 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,538 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 575 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:50,474 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 576 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,877 ♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪ 577 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,780 ♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪