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DISNEYCH

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<i> ♪ One, two,</i>
  <i> one, two, three ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ La la la la,</i>
  <i> la la la la ♪</i>

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<i> ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ La la la la ♪</i>

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<i> ♪</i>

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♪

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You know there's
  an up escalator.

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I'm sorry, Dad,
but how can you expect me

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to be rational
when for the first time ever

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I'm going to the food court?

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It's been my dream to go there,

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ever since you told me
about it in the car
20 minutes ago.

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Ha ha! Yep, that's where
 we're goin'. The food court.

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I'm gonna eat French fries,
and pizza,

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then I'm gonna put
the French fries <i> on </i> the pizza,

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then I'm gonna eat a hot dog,

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and then
I'll probably throw up.

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You talk big
  for such a little feller.

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This body was built for
 long-term food storage.

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Hot dogs, corn dogs,
   chili dogs,

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I'm comin' for ya, puppies.

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A food... court?

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You stand accused
 of eating a valuable member
 of our community.

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How do you plead?

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Guilty. And I'd do it again.

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I'm sentencing you
 to 20 years of hard candy--

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Wait!
  What are you doing?!

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[all screaming[

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Bailiff! She's clearly deranged!

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Bailiff! Huh?

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Aaah!

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I think I'm gonna
 like this food court.

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Okay, I think
  the food court is
  right around the corner.

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Ahhh...

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Just a few more steps.

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Ahhh....

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We're... here!

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I-I don't understand.

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Surprise!
   We're gettin'
   a family portrait!

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I can't believe
   the old food court
   switcheroo worked!

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Say "cheese."

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Don't you all look
 pretty as a picture.

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Oh, I've been waitin'
for this day for <i> so </i> long!

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This better be
  a quick stop.

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Yeah, when are we goin'
to the food court?

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Oh, uh, well, we're... not.

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I don't have enough cash
   for both.

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But if you're hungry,
 I brought baby carrots.

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- I want food court!
  - Food court!

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What? No! It's not a vote.
 We're takin' the photo.

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You bring me here,
  you put me in shoes,

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and now I find out
  we're not even goin'
  to the food court?!

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Papa, you lied to us?

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But you said lyin' is wrong.

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No, no, no, sweetie,

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you see, um, lying--
lying's okay

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when it's for a fun surprise.

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A surprise?

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Hmm. I understand.

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I didn't realize
 I raised a dirty trickster!

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Yeah! You're a dirty dad!

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No, hear me out.

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Time moves so fast,

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and we're all gettin' older.

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I mean, just look at how happy
  these families are.

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Precious moments,
 preserved for all time.

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I want that for us.

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That was beautiful, Papa.

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I wish Cricket and Gramma
 coulda heard it.

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Huh?

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See ya at the food court!

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Preserve <i> this!</i>

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They took my wallet?!

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Grrr! Tilly,

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I'm goin' after 'em.

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Promise me you'll stay put.

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I promise.

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Surprise.

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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All right,
it should be a straight shot.

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"Tasty Town."

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Just remember,
if you fall behind,

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you get left behind!

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Tough but fair.

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We gotta get a move on
if we're gonna blow that money

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- before your dad--

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Guys, come on!

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Don't you wanna
take the picture?

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Cricket, run!

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No. No!

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Come on, boy,
    pick it up!

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I'm trying,
but he's too fast!

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I think the anger
and disappointment
are powering his legs.

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- I have an idea.
   - Aaah!

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Now scram!

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You two get back here! Whoa!

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Huh?

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<i> Eau de parfum </i> sample?

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Free sample? Free sample!

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What? No!

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- Free hairstyling?
 - Try our new body spray?

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- Free personality test?
- Everybody needs a gyro-copter!

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- No!!!

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Good-bye, shoes,
 and hello, food court!

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Hah!

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Are you shopping
for someone special?

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Yes. Me.

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These ones
    are real dandy.

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They sure are.

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Finally gonna make a sale!

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I think I'll take these
  and these

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and these.

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No one ever buys those!

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I'll take this thing, too.

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That's not even for sale.

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But please, take it!

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Okay, I'm done.

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You're gonna buy 'em all?!

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Yes.

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Surprise! I'm a child.

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I don't have any money!
  Ha ha ha ha ha!

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This, Kevin, is why
you're a sales associate

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and not a sales specialist.

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Oh, where'd they get off to?

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Huh?

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Cricket's shoe.

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Hmm.

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Ma! Cricket!

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Aw, come on!

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So I had to tell
 an innocent little fib...

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Aha!

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Oh.

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...to take a family photo.

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Can you blame me?

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Yes, yes, I <i> do </i> blame you.

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- That's why I
  stole the money!
  - Shush!

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Sure, the food court'll be fun
  for a little while,

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but a portait'll be fun forever!

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Lies. Lies. More lies
   from the liar man!

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Quiet down!

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We need a better
hidin' place.

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All aboard
   the choo-choo train!

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Next stop, back
   to the daycare center.

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Your wife called.
   You won the lottery.

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I won the lottery?

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Yes! Yes!

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I'm outta here!

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See ya later, Tyler!

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Surprise.

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- Whee!
   - Yeah!

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Cricket, are you in here?

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Grrrr.

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Ma? Where are ya?!

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Ma?

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Are you looking for
your mommy too?

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Benny, stop wandering off!

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This isn't my mommy.

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Ohh! Yes, I am!
Stop saying that!

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Have you seen a little boy
and an old lady?

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It's kind of an emergency.

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Oh, funny you mention that.

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I actually saw the--

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Ohh. No, no.

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Definitely didn't see
   anything like that.

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Are ya sure?

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Yes.

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Hmm. I see.

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Well, you seem like
you're tellin' the truth.

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So I guess I'll be on my way.

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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo... ♪

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I think we did it.

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Stop acting like
 a bunch of wild animals!

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Taking a photo
   will be fun!

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We can even take a silly one
with bunny ears, if you like.

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No!

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Don't you wanna make
  a precious memory?

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Oh, I'm always gonna
 remember this day of <i> lies.</i>

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And you know what rhymes
 with "lies"? "Traumatized!"

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I've never been
  to a food court before.

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I thought it was gonna be cool
  and fun and wild,

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and you tried
  to take that away!

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Well, not today!

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Come on. This is
  a lot of trouble

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to go through
   for nachos.

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Run, Cricket!

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Ow!
  Ma, you're not helping!

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Aaaaah!

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Ooh.

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Oh, that's real comfy.

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No! Dang it, Gramma.

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It wasn't supposed
to be like this.

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We were supposed to go
 to the food court <i> together.</i>

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But I'm already there, Cricket.

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Ah, the food court
is beautiful.

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I can taste the corn dog
   right now.

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Good night.

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I'll pour one out
  for ya, Gramma.

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- Oop, time to go.
  - Get back here!

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Aaah! Huh?

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Hello, Cricket,
I commandeered
a choo-choo train!

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- food court!
-   - Yay!

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- Ha ha!
-   - Grrr!

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Huh?

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Oh, boy.

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Go, Tilly, go!

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What?

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Uh--uh--whoa!

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Oh, come on!

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- Ow! Ow!
   - Ow! Ow!

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Tilly! I need you
 to go faster.

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Much faster.
 We need to put
 the pedal to the metal.

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Okay.

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Surprise.
  There's only one speed.

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Aaah!
 Come on, come on.

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No!

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Stop!

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- Aaah!
   - Aaah!

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Stop. Stop.

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Just... stop.

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No. No. Aah!

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We're gettin' a family photo,
  and that's that.

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No! We were so close!

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♪

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So, how'd they turn out?

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Does it look like
 a precious moment preserved
 through all time?

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I don't know.
You tell me.

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What? They look miserable.

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They look so...unhappy.

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Huh? Hmm. Oh, yeah.

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Hold on one second.

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And...there.

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Amazing what technology
can do these days.

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Wow. I guess
  that does <i> look </i> better.

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It sure does.
 So how many would you
 like to buy?

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Hmm.

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Glad to see y'all
    happy again.

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I guess bein' happy
  is more important
  than lookin' happy.

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Some things you just
  can't capture in a photo.

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Precious moments like these.

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Oh. That was almost
  my last precious moment
  right there.

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Still, I do wish I had
  one good photo of y'all.

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But, hey, who needs to pose
 for a professional
 family photo

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when I've got the best
  of my family right here.

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Excuse me.

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I believe there's a hair
 in this here milkshake.

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I'm so sorry.
   Lemma just--

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There. It's gone now.

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Here's your refund.

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Surprise!

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- Come on, big guy.
 - I don't understand.

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All right, everyone,
 say "cheese!"

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The cameras
are behind ya!

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- No! Hold on!
   - Come on!

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This thing really doesn't
give you any kind of warning.

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Cheese!

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♪

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annual Mud Pit Long Jump!

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Remy! Any last words?

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Live fast, die young!

261
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,669
- Also, can you hold my phone?
- Sure.

262
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,970
- And they're off!

263
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,707
I feel so alive!

264
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:16,808
Unh! Ooh! Ah! Aah!

265
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:17,909
Unh!

266
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,913
Whoo-whee!
  It's a new record!

267
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,016
Hey, Remy,
   your mom's callin'.

268
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,084
Don't worry.
     I got it.

269
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,920
No, Cricket.
  Don't answer it!

270
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,822
<i> Hi, Sweetie.</i>

271
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,758
<i> Just checking in to--</i>
 <i> Wait, who is this?</i>

272
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,926
Hiii!

273
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,028
<i> Where's my son?!</i>

274
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,697
Why, he's right here.

275
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,698
Hello, Mother.

276
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,932
<i> Where are you?</i>

277
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,667
<i> Why aren't you</i>
 <i> at your violin lesson?</i>

278
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:43,768
- Beep beep.
  - <i> What is going on?</i>

279
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,904
Mother! I can explain!

280
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,939
I <i> am </i> at my lesson.

281
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,708
It's just that I-- heh!

282
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,110
I fell out the window.

283
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,778
<i> Sweetie, I'm a lawyer.</i>

284
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,714
<i> If you're</i>
   <i> going to lie to me,</i>

285
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,749
<i> you're going to have to do</i>
 <i> a better job than that.</i>

286
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,920
<i> Time out! You really</i>
 <i> fumbled this one, son!</i>

287
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,888
<i> We're sending Vasquez!</i>

288
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,757
- But wait, I--

289
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,928
Well, Cricket
it was nice knowing you.

290
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,696
What the heck
   is goin' on?

291
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,832
Waah!

292
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,100
Have a nice day.

293
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,701
- Remy!
   - Remy!

294
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,971
Tilly, we gotta
   follow 'em! Come on!

295
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:23,041
♪

296
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,911
Remy!

297
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,884
Following on foot--
bad idea.

298
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,018
Cricket, look!

299
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,020
Whoa!

300
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,123
Whoever stole
  Remy's loaded.

301
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:41,059
I had no idea
bein' a criminal

302
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,994
was such
  a high-income profession.

303
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,863
- Aah! Oh!
   - Shh!

304
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,066
That's the guy
  who took Remy.

305
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,707
Careful, Tilly.
    We don't know

306
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,041
what kind of monsters
   we're dealin' with.

307
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,977
Huh? Aah!

308
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,079
No, Tilly! Tilly!
    Save me, Tilly!

309
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,848
Oh. Heh. It's fake.

310
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:09,621
My name's Cricket. Aah!

311
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,056
Somebody help me!
    Aah!

312
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,925
That's you.

313
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,661
Wow, where the heck
are we?

314
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,032
Wait. Does Remy...
live here?

315
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,700
- I'll go to twice  as many violin lessons.
  - Huh?

316
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,776
Okay. Yeah.

317
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,645
Okay, bye.

318
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,681
- Remy!
   - Aah!

319
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,983
Cricket! Wait,
   you shouldn't be here!

320
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,718
What's goin' on, Remy?

321
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,087
Why'd that guy snatch you?
Do you live here?

322
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,723
Not for long.
   Cricket, listen to me!

323
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,660
I'm in the deepest doo-doo
  I've ever been doo'd.

324
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,062
You see, I've kind
   of been blowing off
   my lessons

325
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,797
to hang out with you.

326
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,732
<i> All </i> of my lessons.

327
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,734
Well, yeah!
  Lessons are boring.

328
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,136
But now my parents know.

329
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,871
And they are livid!

330
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,640
We're all livid
till the day we die.

331
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,909
It's bad, Cricket.
    Really bad.

332
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,811
Hey, if you hate
lessons so much,

333
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,646
why don't you
just tell your parents?

334
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,048
I tell my dad
I don't want to do
stuff all the time.

335
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,050
He hates it, but I'm fine.

336
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,886
I don't know.
    I've never talked
    to them like that.

337
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,020
Here, I'll help ya!

338
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,723
Uh-oh! Remy,
it's us, your parents!

339
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,659
Time to go do math!
Chores, chores, chores!

340
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,862
Is there anything
you wanted to say to us?

341
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,664
Just say it and we'll
find a compromise!

342
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,734
I... think I don't...

343
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:33,104
want to... go to...
lessons?

344
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,740
What was <i> that?</i>

345
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,008
You were like
a different person
just now.

346
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,043
Yeah,
   but it doesn't matter!

347
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,845
It's too late!

348
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,881
My parents are sending me
  to boarding school,

349
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,916
and I'll never
  see you guys again.

350
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,784
- Hmm!
   - Hmm!

351
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,087
Just leave it to us!
 We'll help you, Remy.

352
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,023
You'll never have
to take lessons again
if you don't want to.

353
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,759
First things first,
   we gotta escape
   this fortress.

354
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,862
Okay! The only way out is
  through the front gate.

355
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,864
We'll have to get the keys.
 from my bodyguard--

356
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,666
Vasquez.

357
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,867
Help!

358
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,003
The shrill cry
  of Master Remy!

359
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,839
Help me, Vasquez!

360
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,674
His weak arms can't hold!

361
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,009
I'm coming for you,
   Master Remy!

362
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,846
Gotcha!

363
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:15,947
What the... ?

364
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,615
Aah!

365
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,684
Aaah!

366
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,752
What's goin' on?

367
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,620
I'm sorry, Vasquez!

368
00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,088
I'm not.
Gimme those keys!

369
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,625
Hey! Your parents
    aren't gonna be
    happy about this!

370
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,727
Well, Remy's parents
aren't here.

371
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,096
Or are they?
   Heh heh heh!

372
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:39,938
I'm really in for it now.

373
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,773
Cricket, what do I do?

374
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,042
They can't punish you
 if they can't get in!

375
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,977
Aah! Ahh!

376
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,981
Yah!

377
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,816
There's has got
   to be a better way.

378
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,988
- Wait, Cricket! Follow me!
 - Okay.

379
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,656
Tilly,
watch the prisoner!

380
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,024
My pleasure.

381
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,660
It's just you
     and me now.

382
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:05,663
And we're
  gonna have some fun.

383
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,598
I'm gonna find
  a board game!

384
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,801
I'll be right back.

385
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,605
This is Vasquez's
  security room.

386
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,907
We can hide out in here.

387
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,910
Whoa! Hey, look!
 Your parents are on the TV,

388
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,044
and they're
about to get in!

389
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,879
This button
 will lock the doors!

390
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,047
Well, what are you
    waitin' for?

391
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,949
Wha-- I'm not allowed
to press it!

392
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,818
Well, then I'll press it!

393
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,022
<i> Vasquez!</i>
<i> Open up these barricades!</i>

394
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,724
Ooh, they look mad.

395
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,925
What are we gonna do,
   Cricket?

396
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,793
We just need
to show 'em who's boss.

397
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,695
Listen up, suits,

398
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,864
on intercom] <i> I claim this house</i>
 <i> in the name of Remy!</i>

399
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:43,901
That voice! You're the urchin
that was with my Remy!

400
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,070
<i> Son, we're breaking</i>
<i>through your defensive line,</i>

401
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,639
<i> and when we find you,</i>
<i>you'll wish I was only speaking</i>

402
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,807
<i> in football metaphors!</i>

403
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,743
Oh, man, Cricket!

404
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,045
Okay, maybe
   we should let them in.

405
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,713
Remy, we can't.

406
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,849
We're in too deep!

407
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,083
This game sounds fun.

408
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,885
It's called Whoopsie Daddle.

409
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,919
I... Oh.

410
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:03,988
He escaped.

411
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,791
Well, if that's the way
  you want to play,

412
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,060
let the real game begin,

413
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:15,900
Ooh, what
are we gonna do?

414
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,035
What are we gonna do?

415
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,736
Whoa, whoa, buddy, relax.

416
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,638
Just spit-ballin' here.

417
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,640
We move
  to the Mongolian tundra
  and become nomads.

418
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,808
That seems too cold.

419
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,842
South America?

420
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,611
That seems too hot.

421
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,979
Mars! They colonized
   Mars, right?

422
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,781
If not,
    we colonize Mars!

423
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,616
Uh, I don't know
about that.

424
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,084
Well, I don't know.
   I'm out of ideas.

425
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,854
Remy, what do <i> you </i>
    want to do?

426
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,993
What's happening?

427
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,101
Ha!

428
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,836
A million apologies,
   ma'am.

429
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,671
We'll deal
 with you later, Vasquez.

430
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,107
Now where's
my sweet baby boy?

431
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:59,677
Remy this is no time
 to be screaming!

432
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,679
It's all going down
in flames!

433
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,814
Uh, what now?

434
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,682
Why did I think
I could have it all?

435
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,983
I was in way over my head!

436
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,885
I faked a blood test

437
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,755
so that my teacher
would think I was sick!

438
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,590
A blood test!

439
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,592
I mean,
it's their fault really.

440
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,894
They decide
everything I do!

441
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,030
Easy, easy. We still
 have time to figure it out.

442
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,998
Well, of course,
 unless your parents possess

443
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,702
some kind of anger-induced
  super-strength.

444
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,736
- Aah!
   - Aah!

445
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,938
Remy Remington!

446
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,874
You're in big trouble,
   young man!

447
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,042
We can explain. I--

448
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,844
Wait. Your name's
    Remy Remington?

449
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,912
- Yeah. Why?
 - No reason.

450
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,747
And <i> you!</i>

451
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,051
What qualifies you
to spend time with our child?

452
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,619
- Well, I--

453
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,088
Not now. Heh heh.

454
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,890
- Hmm!
   - Hmm!

455
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,792
Well, this is
completely unnecessary.

456
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,093
I can walk just fine.

457
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,729
We're taking you
straight to boarding school.

458
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,031
Remy, do it now!
Talk to them!

459
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,967
Mmm...

460
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,935
Uh, Mom, Dad?

461
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,937
Can I not go
  to boarding school?

462
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,706
Now, now,
enough of that, son.

463
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,809
We need to get you away
from these bad influences.

464
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,711
Hey, I'm a good influence!

465
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,945
When will I get
   to see Cricket again?

466
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,580
Hopefully, never.

467
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,615
What?

468
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,050
Remy!

469
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,919
Remington!

470
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,053
Tough break, kid.

471
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,889
Master Remy seemed
really find of you.

472
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,857
Now let's get you
back home.

473
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,859
Huh?!

474
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,961
Whoopsie Daddle!
  Cricket, run!

475
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,062
Huh?

476
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,734
Aaah yaah!

477
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,636
Go, Cricket!

478
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,870
Mr. and Mrs. Remington!

479
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,639
Please listen to me!

480
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,741
Oh, my goodness!
  That boy is crazy!

481
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,975
I know you don't
  like me much,

482
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,977
but I have something to say!

483
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,747
What is he saying?

484
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,081
It's not important,
   dear.

485
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,050
Vasquez Senior,
    shake him off
    into the pool!

486
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,085
Roger roger.

487
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,623
Ooh! He's
really holding on.

488
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,991
Vasquez Senior,
  shake harder!

489
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,093
- Who is that boy anyway?

490
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,995
He's my friend!

491
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,730
Remy?

492
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,967
I don't want to go
  to boarding school!

493
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,636
I don't like
   calligraphy lessons,

494
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,739
water polo lessons,
   or cashmere sweaters!

495
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,809
I want to go outside more,

496
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,678
and I want to make
  my own decisions,

497
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,912
like a big boy.

498
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,682
Ahem.
  I mean, like a big boy.

499
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,784
I like it
    here in Big City.

500
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,820
And I want to stay
   here with my friend!

501
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,757
Sweetie, where did you learn
to be so assertive?

502
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,759
From him!

503
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,797
Really?

504
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,066
Your assertiveness lessons
 were never this effective.

505
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,034
Dear, maybe
letting Remy stay

506
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,104
and allowing him
to interact with this "Cricket"

507
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,106
is the best thing
for him right now.

508
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,140
Really?!

509
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,809
You mean it?!

510
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,077
Yeah! Huh?

511
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,778
Aaah!

512
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,047
Whoo!

513
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,718
Remy! Remy!

514
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,752
Cricket!

515
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,088
- Remy!
   - Cricket!

516
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,092
Tilly!

517
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,628
Remy, we wanted to say
 two things to you.

518
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,929
- Yes, Mother?
  - We love you.

519
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,664
Mwah.

520
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,100
And we're late
 for a meeting. Be good!

521
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,668
Huh?

522
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,771
Vasquez, keep an eye
   on Remy.

523
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,873
Or else you're
  outta the game, mister.

524
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,678
Come on, Cricket,
let's go finish
that pig long jump.

525
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,812
Whatever you want, Buddy.

526
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,782
I think
it's Vasquez's turn.

527
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:25,783
Sounds good to me.

528
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,718
Wha-- ?

