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<i> ♪ One, two, three, four ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ La la la la,</i>
  <i> la la la la ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ La la la la ♪</i>

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You're going
to the doctor

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for a checkup,
and that's that!

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I ain't goin'!

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I don't need
 some snake-oil salesman

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rubbing cream on me
  and giving me funny pills!

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No, Ma, that's not
what doctors are like today.

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They're nice! You'll even
get a lollypop. It's fun!

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And that's when they
 stick you with the leeches!

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No sirree, there'll be
  no doctors today!

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Not over my healthy body!

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--But, Gramma,
 if you're so healthy,

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why do you groan
when you stand up?

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I ain't groaning,
   I'm growling!

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--Well, off to the doctor's!

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Oh, right,
    my two kids!

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Can't leave 'em
  at home alone.

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I guess I gotta
  call a sitter.

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Aw, Dad, you don't
need a sitter.

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We can be
our own babysitter!

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You can trust us.
Ooh, aah.

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Forgot I had a bunch
of rusty nails in my pocket.

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- Uh, Tilly.
   -Yes, Papa?

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Watch Cricket and make sure
  nothing bad happens.

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I need you to be
the big sister today.

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I'm counting on you, honey.

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--What? Aw!

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Of course
you'd pick Tilly.

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Always doing
what she's told, meh meh meh.

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You will not be
  disappointed, Papa.

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I promise I'll be the best
 babysitter there ever was!

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I can't imagine
  you letting me down.

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--All right, be good.

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Please be good.
   Just please.

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Bye, Papa!
Don't you worry about nothin'.

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Hello, sister.

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Hello, Cricket.

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Are you ready to have
  a nice quiet time?

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I am not!

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With Dad and Gramma
out of the house,

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it's the perfect time
for me to scratch

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a few items
off my bucket list!

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Bucket list? I guess
  it's never too soon

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to start preparing
  for your passing.

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What? No, Tilly, that's dark.

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It's a list of everything
you can do in or with a bucket.

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Bucket skateboarding.
  Bucket boxing.

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Bucket fireworks
  explosion extravaganza?

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I don't know
  about this, Cricket.

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I wouldn't want
  to break Papa's trust.

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Cricket?

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Don't you think this list
is a bit reckless?

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Of course it's reckless!

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Why do you think
we're doing it now?

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If Dad were here,
 he'd never let us play

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something like
  bucket-head bowling!

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Uh, this seems like
the opposite of what Papa--

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This does not bode well
 for my babysitting career.

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Whee!

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Cricket! I must respectfully
request that you stop!

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--Cricket!

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Can't hear ya
 'cause I'm not listening!

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Aah! Wah!

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Whoa.

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Cricket, I am putting
  my foot down.

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You gotta listen to me!

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If stuff's all messed up
   when Papa gets back,

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he won't see me
  as the responsible
  young woman I am!

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Wait, where'd you go?

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Can't hear ya!

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Doing number 14
on the list.

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- Wah!

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Oh, Cricket! I gotta get him
  to listen to me.

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What should I do, Saxon?

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If I can't get
a handle on Cricket,

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I'm gonna let Papa down.
He'll never trust me again!

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I'll get...

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the disappointed face.

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Yeah, that's the one.

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Oh, it's uncanny.

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But how do I get
 Cricket to listen?

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- Scare him!
  -Scare him? Explain.

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Remember when the cat

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got himself stuck
  in the dishwasher?

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He sure learned
   his lesson!

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Nothing scares Dirtbag
more than a dirty dish.

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I see. I gotta make him
 scared of his bucket list.

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Bucket windmill ride,
   all right!

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Aw. Come on,
  you dang wind.

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Propel me to fun!

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Ah, I'm tired.

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All right, Miss Brenda,

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we're gonna give Cricket
a little spook,

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just enough
to get him to listen.

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Forgive me.

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I think I feel
 a breeze start-- aah!

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See, Cricket,
if you'd have listened to me,

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you would not be spinning
   in terror!

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Cricket!

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Oh, Cricket!
Oh, my gosh!

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Talk to me, Cricket!
Are you okay?

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Eh, I'm okay.
I'm all right.

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Mm! I'm fine!

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Huh? Oh, that's funny.

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I meant to raise
  both my arms.

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Aah!

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Your arm!

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I know earlier
   I said I was fine,

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but I think I am
   very much not fine!

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I'm so sorry, Cricket.

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No. I'm the one
   who's sorry.

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I should've listened to you.

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You were right all along.

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You were so right,
it's almost like... you knew.

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--You knew that I need help!

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Listenin' is not
  my strong suit,

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so from now on I'm gonna
 listen to whatever you say!

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It don't matter.

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When Papa finds out
you're hurt,

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I'm gonna be
in so much trouble!

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No. I'll be in trouble.

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I'll tell Dad that this
  was not your fault.

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Yeah? I mean, no.

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I'm gonna get us
 both out of this mess...

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regardless
 of whose fault it is.

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I don't deserve you.

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Eh... um...

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There! That's about as good
 as a doctor could do.

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Papa will never know.

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Wow! Pretty sturdy
for a mud cast.

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I think everything's
gonna be A-okay!

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Okay, this isn't working.

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Maybe we need to take you
  to a real doctor.

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But that's where Dad
and Gramma are!

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I'll get
in trouble for sure.

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Hmm... No!

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We won't get in trouble
 if they can't recognize us.

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I've never seen
anything like this before.

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For a woman of your age,
why, you're as fit as a fiddle!

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What? I mean,
 that's good news, I guess.

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Hah! Told you
  I was healthy.

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Truly remarkable!
Do you mind if I--

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--Amazing.

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What's your secret?

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My secret's minding
  my own business!

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Fair enough! I'm not worried
about you at all!

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However, you, sir...

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- Me?
   -Yes, you!

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I'm much more worried
  about you.

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Signs of little sleep,

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overworked,
  clearly stressed.

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I'm afraid we're going to have
to run some tests right away.

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Ha-ha!

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Eh, are you sure this'll work?

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I thought you said
  you'd listen to me.

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Now, stick to the plan!

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There's a 45-minute wait.

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This brave soldier
 will be dead in 45 minutes!

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His wounds
   need attention now!

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- What happened?
   -Uh...

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- He's real hurt. See?

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We're losing him!

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Oh, my.
 Right this way, please.

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How's your zinc intake?

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I... five zincs a day?

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Don't lie to me.

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Eh, no! Cricket, move!

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- Aah!
   -Huh?

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Hmm.

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Thank you for your service.

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Eyesight deteriorating.

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The doctor
   will see you now!

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Wow. You just keep doing
 favor after favor for me.

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Right this way, please.

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I'll never forget this day!

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Cheese!

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When's the camera flash?

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Yup, that's definitely
 a dislocated shoulder.

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Oh, no!
That sounds serious!

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Aw, relax,
   it's no big deal.

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We just need
   to pop your shoulder
    back into place,

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and you'll be
   just fine.

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<i> Hear that, Tilly?</i>
<i> I'm gonna be A-okay!</i>

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Oh, thank goodness!

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So he's not gonna die!

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<i> He must've taken</i>
   <i> a pretty hard hit.</i>

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<i> -What happened? </i>
   -Huh?

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Well, I guess
I can tell you,

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but this is one
of those doctor-patient
confidentiality type things.

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So, I was supposed
to look after Cricket,

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but he kept
doing crazy stuff.

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So I had to scare him
a little bit,

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but instead he got hurt
and it's all my fault,

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and I'm so overwhelmed
that I might fall asleep.

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What? Wake up!

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Oh! Wow, it makes me
feel so much better

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to get that off my chest.

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<i> -What? </i>
   -Cricket?

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- <i> -No! No, no, no!</i>

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<i> You weren't supposed</i>
  <i> to hear that!</i>

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I thought you were
  looking after me,

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but you were only
  looking after yourself!

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Shame on you!

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<i>Oh, that hurt real bad,</i>

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<i>but it was worth it</i>
<i>to make a point!</i>

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Hey! You need to give
  that arm some rest.

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- Don't you want it to heal?
 <i> -Are you kidding me?</i>

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This here's my evidence!

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<i> -Dad! </i>
-Cricket, no!

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- Get back here!
  -Dad! Dad! Dad!

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You'll never guess
   what Tilly did!

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No, Papa,
  don't listen to him!

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Huh?

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- Dad?
 -Does my eye look funny?

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Uh, not Dad.

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Dad?

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Uh, we're
   on our lunch break!

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Not Dad.

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Dad?

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Hello.
     Whoopsie!

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Not Dad.

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Dad! Dad!

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There you are!

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Dad! Tilly broke me!
  Tilly broke me!

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- Cricket!!!
   -Aah!

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Haven't you
   hurt me enough?

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Cricket, no!

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Just wait till Dad
  hears about this!

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Huh?

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Fixed? Aw.

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Dad will never believe me
  without proof.

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You mean you're
not gonna tell Papa?

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Tell him what,
 that perfect little Tilly

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turned my arm into a noodle
 and conspired to hide it?

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Yeah, right. No way
  he'll believe me now.

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Congratulations, sister,
  your reputation is safe.

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Papa, I gotta
tell you something.

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Cricket got hurt,
and it's all my fault.

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I wanted to impress
you so badly

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that I put my brother
in danger,

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and nothing's worth that.

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I'm no babysitter.

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I'm a baby-breaker,

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so give me
the sterndest, harshest,

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most disappointed
face you got,

251
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,295
'cause I deserve it!

252
00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,998
Papa?

253
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,836
Papa, oh, my gosh!
He's dead!

254
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:05,904
The truth killed him!

255
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,172
Oh, no, he's not dead.

256
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,307
He just passed out
at the first sight of a needle.

257
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,042
He let out
  quite the scream.

258
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,143
What did he say?

259
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,878
"Mummy, mummy, save me.

260
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,313
I'm a big baby." Hmm.

261
00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:16,915
Well, any-hoonahs,

262
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,216
I need you
  in Room Four stat.

263
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,019
One word--
   hemorrhoids.

264
00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:23,989
Whew! That was close.

265
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,924
Tilly, I can't believe
  you were gonna take

266
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,158
the blame
  for both of us.

267
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,227
I gotta say, you ain't
 a great babysitter...

268
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,129
- Aw...
-But you're a great sister.

269
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,163
Aw!

270
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,065
Well, at least
   you got a lollypop.

271
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,867
They were out
  of lollypops!

272
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,335
My, you big baby.

273
00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:40,038
Dad and Gramma!
  How are we gonna
  beat 'em home?

274
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,272
--Huh?

275
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,042
Miss Brenda!

276
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:48,179
Hmm. Wanna check one more thing
 off your bucket list?

277
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,951
- Whoo! Yeah!

278
00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:03,578
Bi
    Hey, Dad, I got
   the tool you wanted!

279
00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:04,913
Uh, thanks, Cricket.

280
00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:06,581
Now, pay attention, kids.

281
00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:08,550
Water heaters
can be tricky things.

282
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,919
Of course, this thing is hot,
 so you gotta be real--

283
00:11:12,789 --> 00:11:14,556
Speak up, Dad!
    I can't hear ya!

284
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,591
--Aah!

285
00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:18,660
Oh!

286
00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:19,961
Oh, my gosh, Dad!

287
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:22,931
Don't worry, Cricket.
   I'm fine!

288
00:11:22,966 --> 00:11:24,866
Nah, I was talking
about this.

289
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,601
Dad, is this you?

290
00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:27,902
Yup.

291
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,771
I did gymnastics
   as a kid.

292
00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:31,840
They used to call me
     Backflip Bill.

293
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,808
Boy, that sure was fun.

294
00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:35,844
"Bill's
Power Ballad Mix"?

295
00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:37,846
This'll spice up
   my morning routine!

296
00:11:37,881 --> 00:11:38,980
This stuff is great!

297
00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:40,915
How come you keep it
all hidden down here?

298
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:44,686
Well, I was
 really looking forward
 to my first big competition,

299
00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:46,721
but I ended up
  not competing.

300
00:11:46,757 --> 00:11:47,756
That is so sad.

301
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:48,857
What happened?

302
00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:49,958
It's not important.

303
00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:51,793
That's stuff's
all in the past.

304
00:11:51,828 --> 00:11:53,762
It was just a silly
childhood dream.

305
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,930
But I'll always wonder
 what would've happened

306
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,799
if I'd gone through
   with it.

307
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,067
Maybe I could've placed,

308
00:11:59,102 --> 00:12:01,569
or even won.

309
00:12:01,605 --> 00:12:03,872
Ah! I've moved on.

310
00:12:03,907 --> 00:12:06,708
Doesn't sound like
he's moved on to me.

311
00:12:06,743 --> 00:12:09,611
Papa, if you don't
  follow your dreams,

312
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,679
regrets follow you.

313
00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:13,548
I read
 that somewhere.

314
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,683
Look, kids, I don't want
to say any more about it.

315
00:12:15,719 --> 00:12:17,619
I'll say more about it!

316
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,554
I tried to coach
   that boy.

317
00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:21,656
We trained
  for hours on end,

318
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:24,759
but he just couldn't hack it
  as a gymnast!

319
00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:25,894
Well, I guess
   that's true.

320
00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:28,630
See? He can't even hack it
  in this argument!

321
00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:32,901
♪ Doo-doo doo-doo ♪

322
00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:34,936
- Naysayer!
   -Huh?

323
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,772
Naysayer!
Naysayer! Naysayer!

324
00:12:37,808 --> 00:12:39,774
You must've not been
a very good coach.

325
00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:41,676
Dad obviously
loves the sport.

326
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:43,611
He's brimming with passion.

327
00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:45,713
Anyone could coach
such a willing athlete.

328
00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:47,582
You're just
a big old naysayer.

329
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:48,917
You can believe
  what you want,

330
00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:51,786
but your dad
  is uncoachable!

331
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:54,589
Oh, yeah? I'll coach him
and prove you wrong.

332
00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:57,992
You'll see! My dad's gonna be
a kick-butt gymnast!

333
00:13:01,798 --> 00:13:03,731
You ready, Dad?

334
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,900
Uh, I'm not sure
about this, Cricket.

335
00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:06,935
Come on, Dad.

336
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:08,970
It's time
to get gym-nasty.

337
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,573
Maybe we should
  just go home.

338
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:14,776
Well, do you or don't you
    want to achieve
   your childhood dream?

339
00:13:14,811 --> 00:13:16,711
All right, all right.

340
00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:21,649
Hey, hey, can you believe
 this thing still fits?

341
00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:24,786
And they say miracles
don't happen anymore.

342
00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:26,621
Yep, I still got it.

343
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:32,627
I'm just gonna take a moment
to erase that from my memory.

344
00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:33,828
Done.

345
00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:35,630
Well, would you
    look at this!

346
00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:37,966
I can't believe I'm getting
 back on the old horse--

347
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,869
pommel horse, that is!

348
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,570
Enough
  with the gym jokes!

349
00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:43,671
Let's see
  what you've got!

350
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:44,706
Here's Bill Green

351
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,840
stepping up to the line,

352
00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:47,742
ready to relive
his childhood dream.

353
00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:50,011
Can he do it?

354
00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:53,648
Are you--
you talking to me?

355
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:55,583
I'm talking to everyone.

356
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,020
Ah! Whoa! Oh! Oh...

357
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,688
Ouchy-wawa.

358
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:01,890
Dad, are you okay?

359
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,725
This was a bad idea.

360
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,560
Maybe your gramma's right.

361
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,594
No, she's not!

362
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:07,695
You're just
    a little rusty.

363
00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:08,730
That's natural.

364
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,964
Don't even think
   about Gramma.

365
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,534
This is about you
  and your childhood dream.

366
00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:14,536
Just relax and have fun.

367
00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:15,803
Ah! Thanks, son.

368
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:18,740
Just have fun.

369
00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:21,943
Hey!

370
00:14:21,978 --> 00:14:23,811
I'm really doing it!

371
00:14:23,847 --> 00:14:24,846
That's fantastic!

372
00:14:26,049 --> 00:14:27,749
What a rush!

373
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,584
It's all coming
    back to me!

374
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,852
Wow, holy cow!

375
00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:31,953
In my whole life,

376
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,922
I never seen a guy
move like that.

377
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,924
It's impressive,
inspiring!

378
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,692
<i>Mira, </i> you gotta sign him up

379
00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:40,662
for this afternoon's
gymnastics competition.

380
00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:43,598
A gymnastics competition?
 Did you hear that, Dad?

381
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,766
It must be destiny!

382
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,601
I mean,
 what are the chances?

383
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,869
Actually, we do
this every week!

384
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:49,637
Hah! Could you
   hush up?

385
00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:51,839
Aw, what the heck.
  Sounds like fun!

386
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,042
I can't believe
what I'm seeing here today.

387
00:14:54,077 --> 00:14:56,578
This could be the start
  of a comeback

388
00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:58,713
for old Backflip Bill.

389
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:01,516
Uh, I have to go.

390
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,918
That's okay.
  We've gotta cut
  to commercial anyways.

391
00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:09,924
If you're selling,
I ain't buying!

392
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,893
Remember how you said
  Dad was uncoachable?

393
00:15:11,928 --> 00:15:12,994
Is that you, boy?

394
00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:14,596
Well, you're wrong!

395
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:15,997
So come on down
   to the rec center

396
00:15:16,032 --> 00:15:17,899
and see how wrong
   you are!

397
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:19,601
- All right!

398
00:15:19,636 --> 00:15:20,868
Got her good.

399
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:28,810
Wow, the competition's
  pretty good. Uh...

400
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,579
Could--
 could someone help me?

401
00:15:31,615 --> 00:15:33,014
Aah! Oof!

402
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:34,849
If I'm gonna prove
  Gramma wrong,

403
00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:37,619
I've gotta take
 my coaching up a notch.

404
00:15:37,654 --> 00:15:39,754
No more Mr. Nice Cricket.

405
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:41,723
Whoo-whee!
Rings are hard!

406
00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,791
Come on, Dad, you can do
    better than that!

407
00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:45,893
I'll sure try.
Thanks, son!

408
00:15:45,929 --> 00:15:47,562
Out of my way!

409
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,631
I need a front-row seat!

410
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,566
Hey, Cricket,
    look over here!

411
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,738
- Stick the landing!
  -Wha? Uhh! Oh!

412
00:15:56,773 --> 00:15:58,873
Ha! Almost had it!

413
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:03,945
- Huh!

414
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,514
Hey, what are you doing
sitting around?
Get back to it!

415
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,716
You got it, Coach!

416
00:16:08,752 --> 00:16:11,753
Awfully pleased for someone
with such sloppy form!

417
00:16:11,788 --> 00:16:13,888
Huh? What? Uhh!

418
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:16,524
Oops, silly me!

419
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:17,892
Come on, Dad, focus!

420
00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:20,862
Do it again!

421
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,797
Uh...

422
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,599
Is that all you got?!

423
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,904
Hey, son, do you think
 we could ease up a bit?

424
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:33,574
No way. I won't settle for
anything less than first place!

425
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,778
First place? I thought
    we were just here
     to have fun.

426
00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:39,647
Fun?! Sure,
we'll have lots of fun,

427
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:41,783
if you think
it's fun to lose!

428
00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:45,820
...fun to lose!

429
00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:47,689
Stop it, Ma!

430
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,957
- Huh?
   -What? Ma?

431
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,859
Oh!

432
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,728
Wait, come back, Dad!

433
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,697
Where you going?

434
00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:58,566
He quit! I knew
this would happen.

435
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,967
I told you
he couldn't hack it.

436
00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:02,637
I was right, you were wrong.

437
00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:04,639
That'll teach you
to doubt your gramma.

438
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:05,740
I don't understand.

439
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,575
I coached Dad
   as hard as I could.

440
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,711
It's not like I gave up
  on him like you did.

441
00:17:09,746 --> 00:17:12,880
Gave up on him?
Is that what you think I did?

442
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,982
On the contrary...

443
00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:18,753
<i> I believed in Bill,</i>
  <i> just like you.</i>

444
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,755
<i> I coached him day and night</i>

445
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,957
<i> to try and turn him</i>
  <i> into a winner.</i>

446
00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:26,661
<i> With his potential</i>
 <i> and my lung capacity,</i>

447
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,629
<i> he could've won it all,</i>

448
00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:30,898
<i> but how did he repay me?</i>

449
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:34,736
<i> By quitting right before</i>
  <i> his first big meet.</i>

450
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:36,904
I'm just gonna go out there
and have some fun!

451
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,874
Sure. You'll have
  lots of fun, Billy Boy,

452
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:42,677
if you think
  it's fun to lose!

453
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:45,947
Stop it, Ma!

454
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,015
Hmm.

455
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:50,785
So, you see?
He's a quitter.

456
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,919
Simple as that.

457
00:17:51,955 --> 00:17:54,622
Oh, no.
  What've I done?

458
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,591
<i> Attention, everyone.</i>

459
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,760
The gymnastics competition
  will be starting

460
00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:00,728
with the floor routine
  in five minutes.

461
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:02,730
Excuse me, are you
supposed to be here?

462
00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:04,599
That depends.
   Are you supposed

463
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,634
to be standing
   around lollygagging?

464
00:18:08,605 --> 00:18:11,606
Dad! Dad, where are you?

465
00:18:11,641 --> 00:18:14,742
Stupid... thing!

466
00:18:14,778 --> 00:18:15,877
Come off!

467
00:18:15,912 --> 00:18:17,678
Uh, hey, Dad.

468
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:19,914
Oh. Oh, uh, hey, son.

469
00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:22,617
Can we talk
for a second?

470
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,856
Listen, big guy, sorry about
all the yelling and screaming.

471
00:18:28,892 --> 00:18:30,691
In trying to prove
Gramma wrong,

472
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:32,794
I ended up making
the same mistake she did.

473
00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:33,928
Just face it, Cricket,

474
00:18:33,963 --> 00:18:35,930
I was never cut out
  to be a gymnast.

475
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:36,964
That's not true.

476
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,733
You were oppressed
by coaches

477
00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,701
who sucked the fun
out of your dream.

478
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,937
I was a bad coach,
so from now on,

479
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:44,772
I'm not your coach.

480
00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:47,942
I'm your cheerleader!

481
00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:49,844
And the only thing
I'm cheering for

482
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,712
is for you
to have fun out there.

483
00:18:51,748 --> 00:18:53,815
Well, that means
  a lot to me, Cricket.

484
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:56,818
I... I think
  I'll give it another shot!

485
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,789
--<i> And next up is...</i>

486
00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:03,758
<i> Bill Green!</i>

487
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,760
Bill Green!

488
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:09,497
Ah! Oh, my gosh! Ah!

489
00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:12,500
There's a lot riding on this
 for old Backflip Bill.

490
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,869
<i> All he's got</i>
 <i> is a heart full of hope...</i>

491
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,804
and cholesterol.

492
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,840
That's so moving, Tilly!

493
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,541
You're really good at this.

494
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,543
Keep it professional,
     Juan Pablo.

495
00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:25,546
Go, Dad, go!

496
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,714
Go, Dad!
      Go, Dad!

497
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,815
He's my dad.
   He's my dad.

498
00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:28,950
- He's my dad.
   -Hmph!

499
00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:29,984
He's big.
I love him...

500
00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:34,722
♪

501
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:38,793
Whoa.

502
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,703
Whoa!

503
00:19:48,738 --> 00:19:50,671
Bill sticks the landing!

504
00:19:50,707 --> 00:19:51,806
Yeah, Dad!

505
00:20:04,721 --> 00:20:06,721
It all comes down
  to this last flip.

506
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:07,922
If he nails it,

507
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,924
he'll have the highest score
  in the competition!

508
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,633
Wow!

509
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,001
- Magnificent!
  -Oh, my stars!

510
00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:21,869
- Unh!

511
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:27,875
Aw.

512
00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,710
Yeah!

513
00:20:29,746 --> 00:20:31,012
That's my Billy Boy!

514
00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:33,714
- Whoo!
 -Yeah, Dad, all right!

515
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,716
I believe in you. Whoo!

516
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,890
I'm sure we're all thinking
 the same thing, folks.

517
00:20:42,926 --> 00:20:45,026
Is there even an award
  high enough to award

518
00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:47,061
such a stunning performance?

519
00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,697
Wow, sixth place!

520
00:20:49,732 --> 00:20:52,900
I'm real proud of you
for finally following through
on your dream, Dad,

521
00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:54,602
even if you didn't
win the gold.

522
00:20:54,637 --> 00:20:55,803
Nah, tungsten is

523
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,972
a much more practical metal
  than gold, anyway.

524
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,708
Without it, we wouldn't
 have light bulb filaments.

525
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:02,910
And then we wouldn't be
 able to think of ideas.

526
00:21:02,946 --> 00:21:04,679
Eh... right.

527
00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:05,813
Anyway, now that I've

528
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,815
finally lived out
 my gymnastics dreams,

529
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,550
I may need to retire.

530
00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:11,018
My body is destroyed!

531
00:21:11,054 --> 00:21:12,920
Ow!

532
00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:13,921
Hmm?

533
00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:15,723
Good job out there, son!

534
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:17,692
--You finally done me proud.

535
00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:18,926
Aw, gee,
    thanks, Ma.

536
00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:20,795
Uh, what part
    did you like best?

537
00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:23,030
Stop fishing
for compliments!

538
00:21:23,066 --> 00:21:25,933
Hmm. Come on,
    big guy.

539
00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:28,636
Let's go get you
   a milkshake.

540
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:32,573
<i> ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪Bi</i>

541
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:35,810
<i> ♪ Lost a bet</i>
 <i> and got bit by 100 flies ♪</i>

542
00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:38,713
<i> ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪</i>

543
00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:41,649
<i> ♪ Hit every branch and</i>
 <i> scraped up both my knees ♪</i>

544
00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:44,552
<i> ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪</i>

545
00:21:44,587 --> 00:21:45,753
<i> ♪ Licked by a frog ♪</i>

546
00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:47,488
<i> ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪</i>

547
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,657
<i> ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪</i>

548
00:21:49,692 --> 00:21:52,827
<i> ♪ I got splinters</i>
  <i> at seven and ten ♪</i>

549
00:21:52,862 --> 00:21:55,763
<i> ♪ And tomorrow,</i>
<i> I'll do it all again ♪</i>

